Thread 534352358

Sorceress Supreme Edition

>News
Blade Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/SJwI30KsqK8

Version 20250808 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20250801/41548_1251405.html

Queen's Codex Event: https://x.com/i/status/1953108817098457107

Dev Vision Vol. 08: https://youtu.be/SgMriWER-6E

Season 3.5 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/1951327193948131482

New Team-Up Ability: First Steps: https://x.com/i/status/1947710733904724396

Phoenix Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg

>Skins
Blade's Polarity Edge skin: https://x.com/i/status/1952761517256184008

Magik's Phoenix Demon and Black Panther's Phoenix Panther skins: https://x.com/i/status/1950010981591241126

The Fantastic Four's First Steps skins: https://x.com/i/status/1947695635916067128

Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289

Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106

Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins: https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555

Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

Wolverine’s Weapon X and Jeff's Sunshine Land Shark skins: https://x.com/i/status/1929583882556326074

>Links
Hero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/
Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/

Previously on /mrg/: >>534228004

>>534352358 (OP)
armpit sexo

her

him

Which character has the highest skill ceiling and why is it Hulk?

Bucky.

>>534352448
thick beautiful purple bush

Gooning to Venom

>YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
>I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW
>I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW
>A FEAST FOR MY CROWS
>A THOUSAND COCKS
>I UNLEASH THE VISHANTIS POWER
>蝶舞
>ITS THE GRAND FINALE

They can't make me hate her

>>534352621
Carol

>>534352641
>we'll never get CATWS Bucky because it's too close to default

Remember when people thought iron fist was op

>>534353028
He got nerfed sweaty.

Buff Ultron

>>534352898
Kys

>>534353026
I'm holding onto hope considering how the MCU Black Widow skin is basically just a recolor.

>>534352898
Kill yourself.

>>534352898
Neck yourself

>>534352346
>She is attractive her outfits just suck.
Jean really deserved a sexo costume to go along with her launch like Emma and Susan did
>>534353026
that didn’t stop Punisher or F4 tho

>>534352358 (OP)
Where ingame is located the information about anchor buffs/passives?

You guys tell everyone to kill themselves. Are you ever worried someone might actually do it or does it not bother you since they don't exist or matter to you

>>534353675
The latter

>>534353663
It's not!
You have to look at the website or balance posts. Though for anchors it's almost meaningless to look at them

How sympathetic of you

>>534352621
He's not even the highest skill ceiling tank.

>>534353763
Yea I finally understood why anchor buffs are related to teamups. It's because of the lore perspective, they have those passives because Marvel Rivals lorewise they "learned" by the experience and contact they had with the teamup characters.
So it's like Groot is more resilient because the friendships he made along the way with Jeff and Rocket.

Cd ult starting to piss me off

>>534353663
You press F1 to see your info about anchor bonus and stuff. See bottom left.

>>534354317
Join the crowd

>>534354439
Truly it's THEM AGAINST THE WORLD

>>534354317
Don't ban it though or that stack you're forced to play with will throw a hissyfit because their e date can't play anything else

>>534354317
Just counter it with namor

>>534354598
Interracial relationships are WRONG

>>534353138
We can't buff him because he is oppressing the bronze population (based Black Panther destroyer)

>>534355149
>ultron grows a cock and rapes every bp player infront of their entire team
kino

Sex with Thor

what skins are coming out tonight

I wish to have the sex with Marvel women

I like the sound of Lokis projectile. It reminds me of nintendo space shooter games like gradius and life force

>>534355837
Blade faggot
Hag sexo
Thing Ape
Black Widow Tummy

I want to have gay sex with all the marvel men, but mostly Venom.

>>534355993
Yeah!
>>534356159
Yeah!

>I have 29 hours in ranked
I shall go no further

>>534354909
>>534355149
>>534355357
good posts

i got 1v1'd by adam and broke down crying

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

Play CHADam

>>534358012
Adam was my first lord.

Are there gonna be 2 mini bps when 3.5 comes out for a week? Was waiting for 3.5 to get enough purple credits to buy Luna's mini pass for $5 instead of $10.

I mostly play Iron fist and Loki but a lot of the time Ill fill or switch

>>534358012
in about 24 hours I will main Adam yes

>>534358012
gg no heals

>>534358012
Since Adam’s gonna be a solid pick in 3.5, who we maining, throwbros?

>>534360264
Mantis

>Get a rocket that goes 5-12 despite nobody else being negative and enemy having no divers
>Lose, obviously
>wait 2 minutes after match
>re-q
>get him again
What the hell is this, man

>>534353675
That's why I tell people to fuck themselves instead.

>>534360264
Mk is a solid throwpick. Even Widow is not that bad as people like to say.

>>534360264
Ultron is the GOAT

>only two girls in swimsuits this year
This game sucks

>>534354909
Based

>>534360624
>2 women
>4 men

>>534360624
It's three but one of them sucks anyway so it might as well be two.

>>534360898
Not enough bulges

>>534360321
Nope. Mantis is actually good. If you want to throw its Ultron apparently.

>>534360898
Should be all men

>>534360624
Soon

>>534352621
Hulk skill ceiling is generated by Hulks team.

>>534360624
Wait for Savage Land outfits.

Buff Suzie

This is what clonefags like?

The 'swimsuit' I got is a pair of shorts.

T-Minus however many hours until the update until Tanking gets more miserable
playing Blade it is then

>>534352448
Been a minute, hope life is treating you well Sai-anon

>>534361972
I think Susan should have more Force powers

>>534362426
Shieldcucks are on suicide watch.
It's brawlGODS time to shine.

>>534362785
>¿Por que no los dos?

>>534362785
You will still fear Magneto

>>534360624
>>534360898
>>534361568
Good point. They're slacking off of on the potential

>hela skin is on another shitty pass
I was THIS close to reinstalling, thanks mr chang

>>534362426
>check top tanks in the world
>none are playing the 'normal' tanks
>all just playing the highly mobile tanks and basically being high health harassers
not the worst thing in the world i guess

>>534363573
Speak American Cap.
>>534363830
Are you understanding the difference between a Shieldcuck and a VanGOD yet?

>>534360624
3, squirrel girl isn't a man

i need a luna snow wallpaper

>>534364182
she's ugly and does not count

>>534360424
I switch to ultron whenever they have dive sissies on the enemy team and reliably kill them while they can't kill me because i hover around my heal sister and make the dive faggots switch

>play ultron
>immediately have teammates telling me to switch before the match has even started
>"gg just rep ultron"
What is it about the metallic menace that makes people so upset?

>>534364637
You're ugly

>>534361547
>>534361031
Genuine question, why does this general have so many unironic faggots? Is it a comic fan thing?

>>534364838
99% of supports DO NOT KNOW HOW TO AIM and the ones that do are in high elo (high celes, eternity, OAA)

>>534364838
He sucks

>>534364838
Fleshbags have weak mental fortitude. It is known.

>>534365086
Its a game full of buff men

>>534353881
Who is that? Peni?

>>534365914
Outside of coomer games specifically made for coomer males, pretty much every game has buff men.

>>534365086
MK refugees

i wish i was luna snow

>>534365086
Barafaggots infest every corner of the internet sadly

So this is what it feels like to be on the other side for once...

>>534365086
>>534366956
Have you tried blogging about it on /pol/
Maybe thatll help

>>534365086
It's genuinely all one guy. All he does is spam his gay shit

>>534366913
life would be ez mode

>>534367045
Have you tried going back to >>>/lgbt/
That would help the thread far more.

>>534367384
But then you wouldnt cry anymore

>>534367097
>go on /a/
>everyone thinks the act of something they don't like is one guy
>go on /sp/
>everyone thinks the act of something they don't like is one guy
>go on /ic/
>everyone thinks the act of something they don't like is one guy
Is there any place on this website free of this schizophrenia?

>>534367523
>he hasnt been to any of the resident gacha generals
sadly, on /vg/ there is a very high chance any sort of spam posting is actually from one very mentally ill person

>>534365086
I find it really funny to bait you.

I finish my gaming session for the night and thread is a bit of a shitshow..

>>534365086
That whining reminds me, is the /pol/ Penifag still floating around? I haven't noticed as much unwarranted seething as usual.

Wait I forgot my picture

>>534367438
>>534367850
>>534368042
>samefaggoting this hard
Have your fun while you still can, I suppose. Before you die of HIV

>>534368314
Is that you, Penifag?

Honestly Speedo Loki is probably the best skin they've done so far.

>retard luna ult' with no enemy around
>call her ass out
>"we are winning, why does it matter"
>we lose
why can't these retarded fucks be in the other team?

>>534367045
>xhe thinks le pol are the only ones annoyed by incessant faggotry
rough world that awaits you buddy. hope it’s not too big a shock.

Add Zatanna!!

>>534370330
Too good for this faggot game wait for DC Allies

Surrendering needs to be a fucking majority vote man, tired of having to sit through a match because no one bans SG but doesn't want to shoot her

>>534370134
No, youre just underestimating how many obnoxious polfags there are.

>porn of women posted
>nothing said
>random anon complains about fags
>suddenly "everyone" has an issue
noooooooooticing

>All these games banning Peni
I don't understand. Wouldn't you want to ban Rocket since he's support and he has a res?

>>534370592
This but its Iron Man they don't shoot and for some reason we have a SG

>>534370809
I'm personally tired of Peni players because the majority act like midline dps and backpedal all game long.
Shit shit peni players say
>"I wish someone would go in"
>"Hey can we get ""another"" tank"

>>534368042
>>534367850
>>534367438
embarrassing

>>534370592
That's when you swap to Ultron. It's ALWAYS time to swap to Ultron.

>>534365086
/co/fag thing. Lots of effeminate brown twinks here, you see.

>>534371056
I go in, usually. but i find that that results in the other team focusing me and my IW and Luna trying to DPS.
only time I ask for another tank is when I'm solo tanking, which is fair, I think

>>534352898
Don't kill yourself.

>>534352898
Film yourself committing suicide

does getting GM still count if i did it on Luna

>>534371210
?

>>534371698
No

>>534367785
Yeah but those a hyper specific gimmicks what you're saying is is that there's only one gay person in the general which is statistically just impossible

>>534371698
Right now yes.

>All these accessory points
>Nothing to spend them on

>>534371698
seeing everyone gets sent to GM with minimal effort, you took it upon yourself to not even try to play the game

>>534352898
End it all immediately and painfully.

Do the leaver penalties update tomorrow

>>534352898
based

>>534372050
You got Alpine right

theres no greater feeling than getting to rank you want in comp and not feeling the need to paly

>>534360264
Why nobody suggest Jeff?
I thought you guys hated Jeff?
Even if he helped you win the game?

>>534372941
Something about this webm doesn't seem right

>>534373060
they aren't frotting with their shark pps

>>534372643
I'm not much of a Bucky fan. He's got no personality

>>534372078
>everyone gets sent to GM with minimal effort
explain. it took me about 150 games to hit GM, i doubt the 'average' player even plays that many matches. if you're talking about people that live on the game it's more believable. Plat was the hardest to climb through--comparatively diamond was pretty easy.

>>534373476
Don’t be gay

>>534374061
https://youtu.be/yOtRdyOkjDg

>>534362426
>>534362426
We will survive. We always do.

This is the formula to outsmart EOMM

I feel bad for you :(

>>534374735
Well then play a thousand matches using this formula and post results.

>>534374735
I did this and literally only lost 1 fucking game from GM2 to Celestial in Season 1.5
Im pretty sure if you log off or quit to queue Quickmatch the system takes notice.

>>534373476
Be gay

>>534374735
I would try this but I don't like playing

>>534374735
You're giving away my secrets!
you just feel less tilted after playing qp. Remember to take breaks

I cant trust anyone but me to play Luna. Im the only one that knows how to really heal the whole team and use the ult, while also doing some damage to the other team and throwing out freezes.
Whenever I play her we win.

>>534374735
That third QP Loss is going to be painful. You will have to struggle to lose to bots.

>>534376690
Wow, you can play the most busted character in the game. Congratulations.

is it possible to get to gm in less than 6 hours from p1 assuming each match takes 30~ minutes?

>>534377369
bad luna detected. Hit practice mode and people wont scream at you during competitive

>>534374267
GM is still above the bell curve. Not by much, though, i'll give you that. I still wouldn't call that 'minimum effort'. It does take SOME effort to play with your brain on and not just autopilot--especially if you play a lot

>>534352621
It’s Blade probably.

>95% of players are below diamond 2
is gm still pisslow?

>>534377202
You'd literally have to pick jeff and actively ult your team off the map or something, since usually those are very winnable with 5v6
>>534377407
Are they doing a reset for 3.5? I thought they only did resets for full seasons.

The ranked skins just get worse it's not even worth it

I pray to God this world is devoured by the Symbiote

SICK FUCKS!

>>53437955
My prayers are answered immediately

>>534379205
no but i want the gm badge for this season, i only have like 20 matches played. im half way through d2 already is it possible to reach gm?

>>534357845
The models are really ugly outside of the game.

>>534380323
wrong. it's bad lighting and bad posing

*fucks dagger while cloak holds her hand*

>>534379897
probably. just go on a winstreak.
i was diamond 3 earlier and i just hit diamond 1. i'm 7-1 on ranked games today, taking a quick play break

>>534381035
why?

>/mrg/ poster spotted in MY quick play
Yes, I will play Ultron

>>534383963
Careful he's going to call you a healsissy

>blade out in a few hours
>dead thread

>currently diamond
>decide to play quickplay now because tired of comp
>win 2
>lose 1
>win 4
>lose 1
>bot match
Like how does the algorithm for that even works? Just remove this shit already

>>534384149
too busy grinding comp for my shiny badge

>Reed is overextending going 18-10
>Spams heals like crazy when dying
>Does nothing about the enemy Venom diving in the backline repeated

Fucking duelists every time I swear

>>534384149
eu is no longer allowed on this website, so it's dead at night.

>>534384932
Br*ta*n is not the EU

>>534385106
T'Challa seems pleased.

i healed our team to victory :3

When are they telling us more about Resource Rumble

>>534352358 (OP)
THE PERFECT SEX!
*GUH*

>>534384932
really?

>>534384149
What do you want me to talk about?
The character that's not out yet?
Or how other characters deal with the character that's not out yet?
Or how useless the character that's not out yet?
Or how broken the character that's not out yet?
What do you want? Retard

>play first game in 24 hours
>It's a bot game
Why even bother?

>>534364838
People cry if you don't baby them with healing ults.

>>534386157
you want real matches, play comp

Which lords do you respect most?
Which do you find are bad and why is it cd?

>>534385634
THIS. I want to know what we are rumbling for

>>534385957
Yes

I just realized the description of Spidey's MJ plush is a shot at Nick Lowe and Wells for their stupid Paul saga shit

>>534367785
I wish I saved the screencap people were posting while 4chan was down of the dude from /vt/ not realizing thread ids were enabled and spamming a bunch of low quality posts.

>>534386556
I don't see how it is not just a reference to her in general

>>534386393
None.
Why should i respect anybody with a jpg that anybody can easily get?

>>534386789
Do you not know?

Hela is op

So sick of joining a brand new QP match and seeing 3 instalock DPS the split second I load in. Wait until everyone loads in before opening up the option to character select. Fucking ridiculous that this is how it works given that there’s no role queue.

Game has to many hard counters

>>534388186
something something comp variety, changing roles mid game etc
yeah its retarded

>Everyone wants to play dive
THERES MORE TO IT THAN TARGETING FUCKING HEALERS AND MOST OF YOU SUCK

>Rivals Ignite happening
>Bunch of sponsored streamers
>No one gives a fuck
The competitive scene for this game will end up just like OWL right?

>>534387883
I do, that's why I don't see the correlation, why are you so obsessed with cuckold shit? What's wrong with your brain? Fucking nigger

>>534388905
People would care if it involved in game gambling for real money

>>534381035
Why are you describing my night last night

>>534384149
I wish Magik was actually that cute.
>>534384932
I wish. Threads on this website are always ass when they’re fast.

>>534389069
Hello cloak ;)

i'm obsessed with healing

>>534386652
I wish you did that too. It would be really useful right about now.

Watching the ignite tournament has made me realise playing games professionally seems incredibly boring. They don’t play any fun characters. They just group up and poke each other to death. Do something interesting. Use some unusual comps. Why is that cunt magneto in every game? They have like 8 ban slots ij tournaments, use them.

>want to log off
>on a win streak
>soft throw for loss for EOMM
>win anyways
HELP GET ME OUTTTT

>>534388858
i like punching tanks as iron fist

>>534389726
Magneto is just that good

>>534388986
>why are you so obsessed with cuckold shit? What's wrong with your brain? Fucking nigger
LOT of projection here. I'll explain since you're not getting it, and pretend like you didn't fly off the handle to insult me
>Crux of the comic nightmare we were in was MJ being stuck in a doomed hellish timeline, away from Peter for years from her perspective
>Hooked up with Paul and adopted to kids (later faded away because they weren't real but whatever)
>Ghosted Peter when she came back to 616
>Text says "As long as Peter comes home safe, Mary Jane doesn't mind how late he is. And no matter which universe he's in, he'll always think of her"

Don't you see? NetEase knows the story was out of character, and that MJ would have waited/knew Peter would get her home

>be winning
>Eomm decides it's time to match me with console players
Of course there were Garbage dps

>>534390961
>plays in the fuck around mode
>acts surprised when people fuck around

>Be Iron Fist enjoyer
>Enemy team picks Adam for some reason
>Kill him once
>"Try hard"
>Proceed to kill him 6 more times
>"Try hard" x6
>They lose

What is wrong with people?

>>534390518
Netease doesn't know shit about actually good comics or there wouldn't be knull shit in game

Is this the biggest tournament theyve done for this?

>main namor
>even on gm my team expects me to be able to kill bp without the hulk teamup
when does the pain end?

>ban 4 characters per team
That's an insane amount is this the devs admitting balance is that bad

>get mvp as rocket somehow
I'm the best

>>534391670
the best part is its not even enough
wolv phoenix cap get through bans most of the time because they have to ban half the healers and emma first

>>534365086
This game only has bulges and no cameltoes.

These euros on commentary are awful
Also the constant perspective changing

>>534391438
there's always crazy BP slander
he's a 300 HP diver with health gain, he's not that easy to kill unless

>>534391438
Never. Enjoy another Season of BP ruining every single game.

>>534391438
>throw Squids against the wall
>Toss your speacial spear at him.
>Watch as your squids melt him.

You need to actually aim and use his other abilities.

>>534393010
>just skill shot a projectile at a mach 5 spinning flailing target bro ez

>>534391284
So you just veered off into a different topic

>>534393010
>just toss your spear at the guy who kills people before he even blinks on your screen
Oh look it's a BP main downplaying the character again

Arrge kills BPs all the time

>>534354909
cope

>>534393287
>>534393178
hear that? It's the sound...of filthy fucking surface dwellers making excuses.

>>534393406
unlike whoever that is I am employed

>girls on pro teams
This is how you know pro scene for this game is a joke

>>534393748
>You

>>534393010
>Watch as your squids melt him.
his ttk is quick enough that he can kill the supports and dash away before the squids are able to kill him
he's nigh impossible to kill in comparison to magik, spidey or iron fist

>>534391438
>main Namor
You deserve everything you get and worse for playing that aquatic mexican

>>534388905
>>534393748
Both of them are dogshit. All hero shooter comp scenes are dogshit. They’ve always been dogshit. They were always going to be dogshit. Dogshit is all there is.

>ask a jeff why he was t hrowing
>he gets offended
lol

>>534393940
Sure, if you DON"T hit his black ass with the skill shot. When Black Panther is in the match, you must NEVER relax.

>>534393918
>mad at the truth
>>534394171
That's true but it really makes you wonder why. The driver behind these things is usually the amount of money pumped into the prize pools, which Blizzard did quite a lot of.

arcticbunnies

>>534393748
>women reeeeeee

>>534393748
That's how you know the healer role is a overpowered and braindead easy.

>>534395154
>Is a overpowered

>90% of duelists fucking suck
>They don't play as a team
>A good chunk want to play dive but don't understand you have to do more than kill enemy healers
>They don't deal with flyers
>They don't run back to help healers
>They don't peel tanks

What the fuck is up with these shitters?

>>534394808
Its just horrible to watch
Games like CS or even fighting games are fun to watch even for people who don't play the games because its much easier to understand what is going on
Hero shooters are just a mess of visual effect and chaos happening all at once that sometimes not even the fucking casters understand what is going on

You sexless virgins complaining about a woman

>>534393748
>she's engaged to one of the tanks
it's cool to see comp shit not be a massive sausage fest, but that also sounds like nepotism. or a disaster. or both

>>534395137
>>534395552

lol because female esport players are usually just carried or playing the least demanding roles in multiplayer games

yeah its kind of funny, i mean look at the way the chinks mopped the floor with all the u.s. teams, those slit eye yellow niggers actually want to win

Not bad for a janky Chinese hero shooter

>>534373476
jeff bvlls keep winning

>>534395486
It's very simple, most people are of average or below average skill and they try to do something cool.

>casters leak next hero is hidden on hydra base
who??

NA actually winning in a shooter game

>>534396106
Arnim Zola 100%

>>534396106
Are you next season's Heroes in K'un-Lun?

how the fuck does this work? someone explain

They are doing Lower Bracket Today
Current game Sentinals (US) vs Citadel Gaming (EU)
Current 2-2
>Bans:
Sentinel cant play , Mantis Wolv Luna, Torch
CTG cant play Cap, Torch, Black Panther, Magneto
Map: Hydra Base
https://youtu.be/nUEkZtSryH8

Hero for this feel?

>>534396607
adam vs a team of divers

>>534396379
They get 2 protects and 4 bans, how hard is it to figure out?

>>534396340
Could be Hive too

>>534396379
You ban the enemy team and not your own team. You are also able to protect two hero picks to save them from being banned.

>>534396563
>Used Sentinels strat against them
>Win
KEK

>next season launch coincides with vore day
curious

Marvel Rivals tournament is surprisingly watchable compared to Overwatch.

>1/20 penis parker
maybe one day these tards will realize their character is a dogshit meme character

>>534392035
I can’t tell what’s going on half the time. Just pick one person to spectate and then another person when it’s a new round.

emma culo

How do I become a pro player and get in on pro player money and clout without ruining my life? Also I have bad aim, not sure if that matters.

>>534392035
>>534397659
its past your bedtime old men

>>534397684
Sexy skin
But we could've had this

Sentinels unironically lost because of a woman. Literally double supp ulting in a pro game wtf

>>534396563
Wait, so the bans aren’t universal? Your bans only affect the other team? That’s gay.

>>534397008
>>534397327
how did they protect luna and also ban her??

>>534397950
you ban the enemy team from playing luna and protect your own luna from being banned

>>534397684
the only good skin in a symbiote themed battlepass is a phoneix force one.

>>534397868
Fuark that would've been so much better. I'm kind of glad though, since I don't wanna buy the battlepass. So there's a chance that hairstyle shows up in a future skin.

>>534397656
>highest winrate hero in the game across all ranks
bad player != bad hero

>>534397795
You do realise your inability to focus on one thing at a time and constant need to multitask will lead to early dementia and potentially an early death?

>>534397927
It happens. Especially with Loki being played. Good thing competent players don’t need support ults to win games.

What don’t any of the pro teams just waste their bans on the 4 big tanks since they’re so crucial to winning apparently?

>>534398581
I meant 4 shield tanks (mag, strange, emma, groot)

>>534398581
all the enemy has to do is protect mag and yr hosed

>>534398729
But they won’t because they won’t expect a mag ban

Man what are they even needing magneto for anyway

>>534398836
don't they see some of the bans mid way?

>>534398581
torch is broken
loki is broken

>>534398895
Muh counter ult. pay no attention to the fact that they miss the metal ball half the time.

>>534398895
He's the Master of Magnesium. His bubble and curtain and ult win games.

Does the tournament follow the patch right to the date? like if there's games tomorrow it's on the new balance?

>>534398581
Tanks are the weakest role.

>>534399094
But are played by the strongest players. Makes you think.

Look at this cutieon the left

>>534399089
Probably not. Wouldn’t make sense to just drop blade on everyone mid tournament. Would be funny though.

what the fuck, why didn't 3.5 drop tonight? don't tell me its because this zipperhead esports shit

>>534399398
nigger is garbage for comp scene. he is not even that strong for pub

Why are there so many mantis players that cant dps?
their whole excuse is "acktually im playing s-supports! thats why i'm negative!"

isn't the whole point of playing these retard off meta healers to make up for it with kills?

>>534398703
HULK VENOM
shield is only important if your team positioning like ass

>>534399536
What's the date retard?

>>534399579
it's really really hard to play Mantis as a flanker now since she has 250hp and less speed
all her recent buffs have been to her healing output, so she plays in the backline but contributes more damage (and is better at shooting deployables) than most other supports

>>534398895
*nerfing fuck

>>534399536
Later today, sweetie

nut gargler

>>534399271
she has 200 pounds of makeup

>>534399579
Her projectile is wonky okay

>>534399051
Yeah, but what if they just made the other tanks less shit instead?

>>534399271
nghghghghhghgHGHGHGHGHGH SO CUTE
why can't overwatch have cuties like her

>>534400197
Well Strange is now a bus driver, Emma is a bully and Groot is Groot.
It's all in character

>>534399579
Mantis falls into the category of a DPS support since her healing is kneecaped but her ability to give others a damage boost should theoretically make up for that. Plus her kit designed around landing autos to boost her leaf production.

>before getting lord with magik I raped everyone. even other lords and counters
>but after getting lord I completely lost my mojo and I don't feel like playing her anymore
I fucking hate this game and how it drains the fun out of you... guess I'll try wolverine next :(

>>534400197
no no, keep nerfing the tanks and buffing the healers
worked out really well for blizzard

>>534399579
I'm just gonna do you the favor and say it because these >>534399775 >>534399983 anons are too pathetic to admit it but its entirely dogshit players gravitating towards adam mantis, they're too afraid to flex but they want to still be on support. mantis adam are good but not in the hands of support mains, believe me

>>534400554
I don't think Mantis is that hard to get value from, I mostly play tank and support and I do alright with her
Adam on the other hand is useless unless your aim and positioning are almost perfect, in which case you could probably play Luna instead and hard carry

This is my first time watching this, who the actual fuck can stand to watch this shit. Theres like 30 minutes of downtime between matches, jesus fucking christ.

>scarlet ults
>go fridge mode
>immediately shoot her ult back at her and she's the only one who died

>>534400467
Lord is just an indication of playtime. Take your knowledge and one trick on the ladder.

>>534362443
good to see you Bluth-anon, life could be better but we make the best of what we get

>>534395137
>>534395552
I mean it’s true though
>>534395598
Also true
>>534397161
This is more likely I feel

>>534397684
>>534397868
pretty nice but could have been plumper/more defined

>>534400554
pretty much this
a lot of supports try to use mantis as a stepping stone to getting into dps and they fail because they dont understand that you need to make up for the lack of pocket healing by actually contributing to damage. While good players in highe SR understand this the bad players in lower elo do not so they spam it lock it in every time

>>534399927
You just know they pressed their genitals together.
>>534400170
Cute. Kek.

this game dies today

>>534402039
Easy there Frank. You just got a buff last season

>>534402039
Maybe for vanguard mains.

>>534399271
is he fucking cross eyed? they both look pretty feminine
>>534400467
this is probably the cutest/most attractive she’s ever been officially drawn

>>534400808
based frie poster
save yourself from the mental retardation needed to find this entertaining

>>534400554
I thought the joke came through but I guess not

3 more hours

I hope my team is ready for cap as their solo tank

>commentators keep hyping up when phoenix ult is cast
>all it kills is like 1 Loki clone every single time

>Bucky + Cap in that tourney match and they are using the team-up
That brought a smile to my face

>>534402809
It's a pretty cool ult line

>>534402556
i don't get it

>>534403039
>mfw we'lll never see this friendship in the MCU
they should've casted someone who's actually pretty as Kate too

>>534402886
She gave Jeff shark aids

>enemy team losing
>swaps to cnd, luna, sue
>we have jeff rocket

I hate this

>>534403741
>our team losing
>we have dps Sue and Jeff
I hate this more

>Jeff being played in the tourney again on Yggdrasil
>already got a triple kill

solo thor or no tank

>>534403183
They did

>>534404002
That just means no tank

>>534402681
Nobody cares

>>534400303
>Groot is groot
Realest post I've ever seen

>>534403876
Jeff haters in shambles after this tournament

>>534402556
My reddit queen Gwenpool!

>>534404002
YWNBAT

Bros…the team with the hot by gamer standards woman is winning…

>bad/subpar heroes picked in the glorified pub shitter tournamets
>HEY GUYS, THIS MEANS THESE HEROES ARE OVERPOWERED AND GREAT, SO I WILL MINDLESSLY PICK THEM EVERY MATCH WITH ZERO UNDERSTANDING WHY

Her.

Wanda should be able to phase through walls

>>534404765
Correct.

>>534404815
belongs to venom

Healers don't need be to nerfed btw

>>534404851
Really though why did they nerf her

>>534405151
you're so fucking stupid

>>534405207
Look kids, there's one right now!

>>534405151
Loki is weak tho

>>534404002
One day he’ll get his shields and hammerthrow back, one day.

>>534405151
>most important role in the game
>barely any variety because DPS monkies get everything
>surprised that all the competent healers get target banned
Hmmmmm

Gay sex with Venom

>Necros awkward surrounded by roasties
a true stonecold incel

>getting knowledge checked by ultron ult
So this is pro play

>>534404815
Her anus on my face

>>534405151
>9 healers in the game
>if 4 healers are banned that's almost 50% of all healers in the game
>meanwhile if 4 dps are banned, that still leaves 17 dps left to pick
Healer bans have far bigger impact than any DPS ban, the closest one being Wolverine because of his niche.

>>534404071
Hailee Steinfeld has a great voice and she's cute at times but absolutely not

>>534405151
They lost though
so yea

>>534404815
Kwannon my beloved

>>534405693
And yet we wonder why so many people want to pick the class with double the variety
>>534405949
That might be the worst name of all time

>>534404815
Definitely not our her
>>534404851
They’re saving that for Vision silly

Can't wait for the season long bans tomorrow

>>534404075
this

Any big booty latina in marvel?

>>534406065
? she's Japanese, it's always been her original name

>>534406223
next season

>>534405515
t. brock
>>534405809
I wasn’t aware they had a live action casting. Yeah she doesn’t really fit.

I’m so sick of seeing mag, Emma, strange, phoenix, wolv, psylocke, and Luna in these tournament games?!? Where are the based Spider-Man players when you need them?

>>534395535
I remember a long while back there was a period where espn showed overwatch matches. I dont know how much Blizzard shilled out for it. But it was exactly that. Pure visual noise. Not interesting to watch at all. I can only imagine and laugh at how fucking baffled normies and boomers must’ve been at what espn was showing them when they probably just wanted to watch sportsball.

The updates patch notes are nothing

>>534406424
yeah I was hoping the chick from 13 Reasons Why would play her but I guess not, I doubt we'll see Kate a lot more anyway since that Young Avengers film is never happening

Working the graveyard shift and this shit is so ass how do people not fall asleep
At least I’m getting 10 dollars an hour but still

>>534406819
>2 hours for one rival skin
grim

>>534406819
is the tournament ass or the shift?

>>534406223
Fewer than there ought to be.

>>534406819
>10 an hour
Honestly I miss working nights
Working in the day fucking ass and I’m too used to being up at night

Complaining about healer ults is a tell tale sign your team does not prioritize killing the healers first. Your being punished with healer ults because your team keeps focusing on unimportant bullshit.

Rez comp death in T minus-1hour
GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE

>>534399579
Playing Mantis doesn't make you a dps. You still have to make sure your actual dps are getting healed/damage boosted. You are the one who should be dealing with Squids and Loki clones so your teammates are freed up to be more useful.

>>534406819
The fuck you mean 10 an hour are you working at five nights at freddy's?

>>534407458
Probably some kid working at some bumfuck shithole.

Healsissies death in T minus-1 hour
GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO GET HYPE AND SAY AYYOOO

>>534407506
I hope it is because 10 an hour is evil

>>534406274
Doesn't make what I said less true

>pick ultron
>told to get off ultron
>later someone says we need a second tank
>type yeah guys someone switch
hehe. this is fun.

>>534407525
>mantis and Loki team up
>healsissies death

>>534407458
in Vegas they pay you sub minimum wage if you collect tips

>>534407812
>antiheal incoming
get rekt nigguh

>>534407525
Healers aren't the ones getting fucked over, Vanguards are.

>>534407826
>vegas
>can collect tips
Surprised the pit boss even lets you look at your phone. Unless you drive a cab or something

>>534407958
They can no longer ease their way up through the ranks. I'll take that as a win.

>>534408202
Anti heal is overrated. He can only apply to single targets unless he ults. You can play around it with barriers and shields.

>>534408202
I'll take anything that will make healsissies life a bit harder, and anti heal won't do shit to me when I rely on health packs in the first place.

>>534408391
based capbull

>>534408506
sempre fi, brother!

>>534352621
Nah Strange is harder. Aim intensive, a lot of animation cancels, harder to get value out of ult in high elo. Venom too but i don't really play him

>>534358012
in 3.5 when they buff him

It'd be funny if Strange could purge himself from Blade's reduced healing by using his brap since he gets anti heal if he maxes out his dark magic

>>534364838
Ultron has the lowest support winrate in celestial+
You need a good torch on your team and 2 other strategists.
2 tanks too since you will steal ult charge. Completely understandable to ask for a less demanding character

i have been unable to escape silver this season. someone is either getting tilted 2 minutes into the match and throwing, or comes into the game with the intention to throw. when we call a surrender, there's always two fuckers refusing to vote yes out of the desire to make everyone as miserable as them for a little bit longer.

the skin isn't worth it. fuck competitive forever. i'm a quick play jimmy from here on.

>>534408025
Its even worse now than it was 20 years ago
everything goes into a "tip pile"

>>534408861
Makes me glad I don’t have to worry about tips, I really don’t get why so many in my department want them though.

>burgerland still has their workers rely on tips for their wages

grim

>>534376690
I like playing her the most out of the strategist lineup but it's so frustrating to do your job when dps and tanks always have bad positioning and never help you(thank god bp is permaban at least)

>>534408812
He probably can and I wouldn't be surprised.

>>534402681
wesley snipes skin when

>>534399579
>isn't the whole point of playing these retard off meta healers to make up for it with kills?
Some peoples whole personality is intentionally playing one of the shittiest characters they can tolerate and defending them to death. They will spend a ridiculous amount of effort forging nonsensical scenarios and stats to try and convince others that somehow, their character is just as strong as the better heroes.
Remember that every single one of these mental ill players have tons of matches where they got absolutely destroyed for their pick and yet refused to swap. They will never mention those matches and will pretend like they never even happened, all while blaming teammates because they didn't attempt to carry their shitty pick harder. It's always someone else's fault and accountability doesn't exist to them.
Do not try to find reason in what they do. Avoid these people at all costs. Do not engage them. and I guarantee they will respond to this post trying to stupidly validate how some under-powered hero is AkTuAlLy just as strong as the top 4 in their respective roll because (made up scenario) and (unimportant statistic showing how out of touch with reality they are)

>>534408812
>>534409119
Very unlikely. Strange's is a separate debuff since it has 100% antiheal.

>>534408826
>stealing ult charge
Stop treating your teammates like niggers.

>>534360340
You wanted frontline rocket that does damage you got it.

>>534409463
This is why i play widow.

>>534408851
They are voting no because they still want to win. There is a good reason that you are stuck in silver. You quit during the match.

>>534409465
He'd still be food for Blade but it at least would be a cool interaction between abilities. In my mind at least.
But yeah I strongly doubt it.

>>534408826
Heroes like Ultron and Rocket have higher winrates in sub GM because
>don't have to rely on team to help them when dived or focused
>don't require as good positioning

>>534409632
they're the ones throwing you brain-melted faggot

>>534409479
You literally have to outside of top 500. And even there you're not safe from nigger behaviour
https://x.com/shapfps/status/1934740468887376119/photo/1

When is Necros gonna play? I want to see some spiderchud tournament gameplay.

>>534408851
>call surrender
>wonder why he's hardstuck silver

>>534409632
It's a video game, little bro. Quit talking like you're going for Olympic gold.

>>534409791
>is a faggot retard
>replies to post using the same words from post like he has a point

>>534408851
If the skin is the goal, switch to rocket, learn to crawl and hide the beacon, and you'll end up in plat.

Ultron is a dps btw

>>534409828
>trying to get Gold
>fail
>"erm its a just a game!"
Funny how that happens

>>534409946
True

>>534408851
Based. Welcome to the right side of history brother

You are worse at the game than a literal healslut. Think about it.

>>534409946
Then so are adam and mantis.

>>534409946
True.

>>534409957
Not even him, it's just cringe that you're giving a locker room speech about the capeshit game.

Why are none of them banning psylocke? Isn't money on the line

If you can tolerate Utlron's boring kit, you deserve the win.

>>534409940
You're a defeatist retard that doesn't even try his best to win, nor realizes that a lot of """lost""" matches can and are won due to the nature of the game.
Then wonders why he has problems winning. Very intelligent.

>>534410036
Mantis heals tanks really fast so she's played as a healbot in 3 tank convoy defense. Outside of that she's basically dps

>>534410138
>you used a function to end games quicker when you have two or more throwers on your team
>clearly, you don't even want to win
how are you this fucking stupid, honestly

>>534409685
https://files.catbox.moe/3g5pub.jpg

>>534409714
>tfw didnt make the list
Sometimes I enjoy being invisible in top500

>>534406223
yes but they’re bwc sluts so make sure you qualify first

>>534410219
>Mantis heals tanks really fast
... compared to who?

>>534407750
it does, Kwannon is a nice name

What makes jean so highly picked in the pro tournament? What part of her kit/combo is busted?

>>534409632
>>534409791
Fucking noobs just love to waste my time on a losing match.
You are shit, and you won't win just because you "refuse to give up".
This is not some shonen manga shit where you can just win by shouting loudly and never give up.
Also, I'm GM3 before you try to insult me as a metal rank or some shit.

>>534410221
You tell me which is more stupid and worse at the game. Me, or the one hardstuck silver. Not even Gold. SILVER.

>>534408356
It doesn't affect you because it's not applied to you? Really?

>>534410319
Compared to the strategist pool in pro games(where mantis 3 tanks is played) where either loki or luna are often banned

>>534410398
>I'M BETTER AT VIDEO GAME THAN YOU, SO THEREFORE I AM RIGHT
holy shit, you just embarrass yourself further

>>534410438
>where mantis 3 tanks is played) where either loki or luna are often banned
oh ok lol

>>534407750
It’s some weird koreanization of Guanyin/Kannon so yeah it sounds retarded

>>534410373
Very mobile hitscan with a lot of damage close range and a busted Ult(one shots luna with 2 sparks and friendly luna damage boost). Hard counters Hela(often picked in pro play)

Based Chadam saving teams in tournies

>>534410315
My cock is blue but large. 23 cm

Where's the patch

>>534410382
I have literally won "lost" matches in this game more times than I can count because all it takes is for the enemy to get overconfident or for your team to win 1-2 teamfights, which if you're actually good at the game you have big impact on.
It's not just exclusive to this game, but far more difficult and complex ones like Dota 2.
And yes, if you get tilted easily, give up and want to rush to surrender you are cementing your loss 100% when there are matches you could've won. You also fuck over the people on your team that's actively trying. To top it off, you make it clear you are looking for people to blame for a loss, never yourself.

You and that other anon are just extremely bad and overemotional players. Cold hard fact.

Why is BPs spear a huge aoe

>>534410738
>shit that never happened
lmao

>>534410780
Can't expect dive niggers to aim.

>>534410456
>talks about embarrsing oneself
>is hardstuck silver and a defeatist that spergs out hard when called out
The answer to why you're hardstuck all summarized with a tiny bow and you don't even see it.

>>534410851
>still embarrassing himself by just repeating things in my previous post with no rhyme or reason
the braindead faggot dances for me once more. twirl again please.

>>534410780
One of the devs is a stupid black gorilla nigger

>>534410794
>no one has ever made a comeback win ever in games where comebacks are extremely easy to happen
Uh huh, more excuses anon. Give us more excuses for why you can't win. Nothing is your fault.

>>534410738
Facts. The more they cope and seethe the funnier it gets.

>>534410230
Canon btw

>>534410851
He's not hard stuck basically all the fault lies with the matchmaking and his teams.

>>534410780
Luxury of being a melee hero is you don't need to aim.

>>534410954
>>534410979
>still writing fanfiction as we speak
lmao

>>534409946
>>534410738

>>534410738
Of course you're a fucking lone druid player

how many minutes till blade kills the game forever?

>>534410382
Stomps in this game don't even take long. Unless there's a leaver or a literal undoubted thrower on your team, you're the one wasting everybody else's time by being a little bitch when they queued up for a mode where everybody's supposed to try their hardest. Part of the fun in games like these is making big comebacks but that's rarer than it should be because Rivals players are some of the most mentally fragile motherfuckers I've seen in any game.

People still play this cringe game?

>>534410940
Here are the facts
>not very good at the game (silver)
>defeatist that is quick to get tilted, blame others and give up
>overemotional and overdefensive, choosing to lash out when criticism directed at them
You have absolutely no one but yourself to blame for where you are and being incapable of climbing in the game where you can climb with sub 50% winrate.

But if you want to keep losing, keep sticking your head in the sand then. Not my problem after all.

Based CHADam wins again. Are you ready to apologize to best support?

Add him

>>534410738
I was asked to carry one guy like that from silver to diamond by a friend.

Holy fuck cancer personified.

>blames everyone but himself
>constant 1v6's
>tilts unless we stomp the enemy from start to end
>advice is an insult

Gave up at gold 2 it was impossible.

>>534411192
Here are the facts
>you attempted to make a witty reply and failed horribly because all you did was repeat my post, so i dunked on you
>you're now emotionally invested in the fact that a silver 2 player is making fun of you
twirl again. i command you.

>>534411171
only very infrequently. i myself haven’t played in nearly a month. game is kinda stale right now.
>>534411223
soon first we need to kill gongdong and replace him with someone based

>>534408851
>i have been unable to escape silver this season. someone is either getting tilted 2 minutes into the match and throwing
based on what you've typed itt so far, that person is you

>>534411385
please explain, braindead faggot

>>534411385
Uh, bro? I don't throw. I just berate my team and vote to surrender. It's completely different.

>>534411451
Anon this is getting pathetic. Just call a surrender vote already.

Guangguangease...This game needs 10 another tanks and healers but add my Virtuous, Vital, Virile, Versatile Vagabond Gambit anyway!

>>534411541
so you can't explain. just say so, little guy.

>>534410738

If you nerds took real life as seriously as your super hero video game, maybe you'd actually have known the touch of a woman by this point in your life, good lord.

>someone blaming everything but himself for being stuck in silver and gets angry when it's suggested he's part of the problem

Just stop giving the attentionwhore (you)'s, he is just looking for a pity party
>yeah bro, it's totally not your fault. it's always your team that gets tilted and throw, never you. fistbump, us goated players need to stick together

Why are the breaks between games so long

>>534411171
Only because there's nothing better in this meme genre man. Trust me, I cringe just as much as the next guy when I hear "I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOWWE!!!!" and that cunt starts dancing like its a tik tok.
The alternative is having literal trannies in the game (OW2), or playing a dead game (Paladins)

>>534411749
>still seething that a silver 2 is making fun of him
aww, sweetie

>>534411765
ur mom needs a break between our sessions

>>534408851
You just haven't put in the time to offset those loses and escape Silver. Bronze and Silver are literally full of players like that which is why it's difficult to climb out of those ranks unless your literally a top player

>>534411720
Anon, hate to break it to you but I was blessed with good looks so I never struggled getting a gf or sex. Women have been hitting on me constantly throughout my life. Maybe stop projecting.

>>534411914
This seems about as real as the characters you play as, buddy boy.

>>534411896
All you need to do is bee yourself and start flipping coins. If you still cant rank up then its a you problem.

>>534411896
see >>534411749
Don't give him replies, he's not looking for constructive criticism.

Man I wish they added another for fun mode soon so that we'd have something else to talk about besides Luna

>>534412008
>constructive criticism
>making fanfiction about the post and somehow conjuring up a story where i'm dealing with players that are literally telling me that they're throwing, and somehow making surrendering a "defeatist" choice in this scenario
twirl for me again, braindead faggot.

I will have you know that several women have shown interest in me but I was too autistic to notice at the time.

>>534412047
>Man I wish they added another for fun mode soon so that we'd have something else to talk about besides Luna

Don't worry resource mode coming soon.

>>534412145
I bet somehow Luna will be meta there too...

>>534412008
Not that anon, but I highly doubt parroting the chink in the latest dev blog going "STAY POSITIVE AND WE'LL WIN IN THE END" is helpful advice. Like I'm finally GM and just had a match with a Spiderman memeing about Necros in voice chat very clearly throwing and holding us hostage with the buddy he's queued up with.

Sometimes there is literally nothing you can do.

>>534410072
>Anon uses basic logic and says you won't rank up if you're regularly just giving up in your matches to somebody who wants to rank up
>"Bro, that's so cringe, what is this locker room speech, it's just capeshit"
Did you get offended realizing you do that or something? I struggle to imagine another reason you'd be crying over such a plain statement.

>>534412393
I'm sorry that your motivational speech for the Marvel game didn't land, little bro. No need to get up in your feelings about it. Just take a breather and get back to your video game.

>>534412484
You have a very weird idea of what constitutes a motivational speech. You don't need to reply anymore. I'm going to ignore you now and assume you're just upset because you realized you're a bitch.

>>534412342
>Not that anon, but I highly doubt parroting the chink in the latest dev blog going "STAY POSITIVE AND WE'LL WIN IN THE END" is helpful advice.
It's not about staying positive and that wasn't the limit to the advice. I also have personal experience from this and multiple other games where you can turn matches around. I even said why this is possible.

He then also made it very clear he gets easily upset and tilted from his replies in this thread, which is never a good thing in competitive games.
If he's stuck in Silver, that also means his mechanical skill, decisionmaking, positioning and so on is extremely likely to not be very good either.

If someone reaction to this is to flip out, get angry and call others retarded then he will keep being stuck in silver. Which isn't my problem. If someone is actively against other people giving them advice, then frankly they should just uninstall the game and stop dragging teams down with them.

I played a bit of ranked the other day and got to gold really fast just for the rewards you get at gold. If a coomer like me can do it with little to no effort, (You) can too, just jerk off and play the game lol

>>534412630
Again, I'm sorry your motivational speech didn't land, little bro. Just take some tissues to dry up those tears. Spiderman is ready for you to play again, little fella. Get in there, champ! And remember, "with great power comes great responsibility!"

>>534412705
you literally made shit up and when i pointed it out to you, you got defensive. like what else am i supposed to do at that point other than call you a braindead faggot? care to try again, sweetie?

>>534412752
The people who can't do it are not only bad at video games but, as you can tell, they also have massive egos despite it and are seething and blaming their team in all of their matches.

Started playing again ~week ago. I'm a bit shy from my peak in terms of percentile, but definitely getting back to form just in time for S3.5. Blade looks like a character I might like.

>>534412952
and you're STILL seething about me making fun of you? too scared to even reply to my posts now lmao

>>534412820
I never even gave you a motivational speech. I was basically calling you a retard who is hard stuck in fucking SILVER of all places.

>>534413004
>That popilation percentile
No roleQ killed ranked

>>534413112
Are you mixing me up with someone else again, little bro? Take a second to get a scan of your surroundings. You seem confused.

>>534413004
Can you stop being good at video games it triggers my anxiety

>>534413112
NIGGER, if you reply to him after I said I was going ignore him then he's going to think it was me.

>>534413171
What does the percentile have to do with role queue?

>>534367523
Don't worry, it's actually just one guy who thinks that.

>>534413207
>>534413112
literally the same person

Why are Marvel Rivals players so bitchmade? Legitimately never seen a playerbase so whiny and defeatist.

>>534413348
Nah I think every hero based team game has the same

>>534413193
>gm pisslow is "good"
lol

>>534413348
matchmaking designed to torture players = mentally ill playerbase

>>534374735
You can lose in quick play?

>>534413461
Post yours.

>>534413348
This game is a chink psyop specifically designed to matchmake you in such a way to keep you playing out of anger and obsession. And you wonder why everyone is as unstable as a tranny?

you fags actually play this game? i just jerk off to rule 34 of the characters.

>>534413514
>>534413642
>"No, I'm not a little bitch, it's the matchmaking that made me this way!"
So you succumbed to it. Hence, you're bitchmade.

>>534386556
She doesn't mind how late he is because that's just more time to get PAULED.

so when is bucky's shield gain getting nerfed ? add bp too, that nigga need a -50 hp nerf

>>534413772
I'm a simple guy. I play a match, I goon to Venom on the home screen during queues, I goon to Venom art during play sessions and I only stop when it gets too hard to play when hard.

>>534413824
Your chink tactics aren't working on me, gong gong.

>>534413876
>bp has a shorter ttk, more hp, generates shields, bigger hitboxes and deals more damage at low hp
>bucky has a hook that leads into a 1shot combo, generates shields, has a huge hitbox on his gun and a better hoom in general
>spiderman has....

>If I don't want to waste time with drooling retards, I'm "defeatist"
ok, whatever you say, retards.
Hope you idiots have fun with each others.

>>534414124
>>spiderman has....
Best mobility in the game, a hook and a pull.

>>534414134
You force people to deal with a drooling retard every time you queue up and they still don't mash surrender.

>>534413824
im not describing myself im describing the playerbase

>>534413772
I played a few matches with a few of the heroes. Got bored. I still regularly jerk off to Luna Snow and Psylocke rule34, though.

The game itself, though? Nah. Just Overwatch with Marvel heroes.

>>534414124
Why does spiderman's hook let the enemy act before him while bucky's not only lets him act first but lets him shoot and then use a second stun which also lets him shoot first?

>>534414215
ok, drooling retard.
Whatever makes you feel better.
But keep doing that mental gymnastic though.

I give this game another year before maintenance mode.

I just hope we can get Rogue and Jubilee before then so that their game models get out there for "fan works".

I got a last match in before they shut it down for an hour or something

>>534414372
Overwatch case of abandoning the game for literally nothing at all for no reason is not a norm, these clowns are outliers
Chinks absolutely can spend money on this game, especially since it's in good grace due to overwatch barely trying to get it back

>new character isn't a bitch i can goon to

Yawn. Wake me up when they add another female character.

>>534414647
Relax, wave 2 of bikini skins are on the way
Emma was not leaked to have one but I still think chances are not low

>>534414728
You got Phoenix Emma

>>534414728
>wave 2 of bikini skins are on the way
isn't it all about faggots skins

>>534414909
Frank and Johnny are pretty much confirmed but there's gotta be more surely

>>534414909
Sue is getting one

After the last match ever of rivals season 3 it just kicked me to the main main main menu

>9.2gb update
why so big?

>>534411914
lil bro lied with his whole chest here kek

>>534415316
because of bee bee sea

>>534413772
Yes i do go back to overwatch and kys in that order

>>534415316
Heard they are fixing that shader compiling bullshit, don't know how it will backfire, but I guess they are tweaking the code every update

>>534352358 (OP)
I'm abandoning overwatch for good, which hero is this game's version of Zarya?

>>534415316
UE5 is unoptimized bloated slopware

>maintenance
I sleep

Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of Blade and season 3.5?

>>534415612
Whos zarya

>>534413004
>Blade looks like a character I might like.
cringe

>>534415669
permaban blade for his skin color

>>534415509
genuine fag behavior.

>>534415612
mag for bubbles
emma for beam
groot for ult

>>534415034
>there are people in this very general that wants to fuck literal bugwomen

>>534415612
magneto for the bubbles but emma for the laser and groot for the ult. depends what aspect u loved about her

I ignored the OW part and thought he was talking abouy Zyra from LoL

Why'd they give Blade those godawful niggery corn rows instead of making him look like Snipes?

>>534414372
Good point. I don’t have high hopes for it either but at least something for artists to work with and to remember this game by when it kicks the bucket

>>534415612
Magneto (bubbles) and Groot (hold people in one place with his ult)

>>534413772
No. Refer to: >>534411335
>>534414647
I do that.
>>534415316
Chinaman developers please understand.

>>534415889
is she a bug because she's asian or because of the nature thing
because she's more plant than bug themed if it's the latter despite the name

>>534415997
>Nigger looks like a nigger
next time boycott niggers in your video games

>>534415889
She's Vietnamese so you know the bitch is down for anything.

>>534415997
Because that's a sellable look and because you know their version will differ and you'll moan about that too.

>>534415997
>Why'd they give Blade those godawful niggery corn rows instead of making him look like Snipes?

Because modern artists think cornrows look good. Just like how they think that sidecut for chicks makes them look "cool and badass". When both are the worst things to happen to modern character design.

>can't get in
LET ME IN!!!! I NEED TO GOON TO HELA!!!!!!!!

>>534415668
>>534415842
>>534415889
this but literally (soon)

>>534415997
fr, i thought he was just a random mook when i first saw his design. they really need to stop trying to give their own spin on these characters.

>>534415889
Very much

>>534415997
Games only have 3 black hairstyles in circulation at once.

>>534415997
More of Gongdong and his gaggle of subhuman retards ‘trying to add their own spin on something’ and making it infinitely worse even if it’s relatively minor. I can’t imagine it would have been any skin off their backs to just copy and paste Snipes look into the game (I.e. the only reason anyone knows about the character) but they just couldn’t help themselves.

>>534416337
>hey really need to stop trying to give their own spin on these characters
lots of the default skins are the best ones.

>>534415740
His skillet at least. I am not excited about having to listen to ebonics

>>534416238
You can find a screenshot of her model online anon...

>>534416209
holy sex post more
>>534416329
is this real???? probably the best ones yet

>>534416329
Is anyone else sorta put off by the memes they keep putting into the game? Comes across as very "fellow kids" type shit. I like there to be a sort of professional separation between the devs and the players. When they do shit like this it just makes it seem like they're just as retarded as the playerbase and that's why they keep fucking up.

I hope Blade isn't actually good because I want to play him a lot but I don't want him to be really good and popular.

Blade's skillset is really nice because it will punish retarded players who think it's an mmo and they need to be healed 24/7 even if they're in a bad position. Anti heal can het cancerous real fast though

>>534416329
no way they actually put the right one in

>>534416598
You're real fun at parties

>>534416518
NO! it must be done in real time

IT'S UP

>>534416329
>>534416713
Sex

>>534416761
I respect the dedication

>>534416598
More organic things like the Jeff fade is funny, those are meh but then again they want to target lots of people. And it's not really front and center either.

>>534416329
>>534416713
Wife.

>>534416329
she need to be raped

>>534416598
Emotes are the bottom of the barrel for me so I dont care what they do with them honestly. I think the emotes are fine so far, nothing too annoying

>>534416773
My dick

>>534416956
Why can't you hold her hand like a normal person

>>534416713
>>534416793
>>534416867
stop loving evil women!

Blade better bottom in the wave of porn he's bound to get

>>534416728
to be fair, if i saw someone spouting memes at a party i'd think they were cringe as fuck too

>>534416598
>>534416961
Lotis is canon. It's a matter of time till we get matching skins.

>>534416461
is there an option to turn off dialogue/mute characters? would be really helpful

>>534416728
nigger i bet you never even been to a party lil scrawny dork ass

>>534417032
because shes evil and deserves it

>>534417050
sorry anon he's only gonna get porn from bbc and blacked freaks.

>>534416713
>>534416329
Hela should have the korean SPH gesture emote ...

>>534416607
I think the skill floor is going to be higher than what some people expect so he might not be that oppressive on the lower end.
>>534417082
I mean we did get matching skins already. Reed and Sue, Summer Thor and Loki, the Future Foundation...

>>534416773
fuck u

>>534416598
How else are they supposed to cater to the zoomer and gen Autist crowd?

told ya the game was gonna die today!

>>534416407
Some are very good and some are shit
Good vanilla skins are
>Magik, Mantis Rocket, Squirrel Girl, Thing, Thor, Ultron, Venom, Winter Soldier, Hela
If anything rivals iterations of mantis and magik specifically are one of the best they ever looked, especially considering mantis is always some clusterfuck randomness, where the semi straightlined look is made by mcu
Venom might also use actual venom logo and not one that is literally not logo of eddie brock
Bad ones are pretty much only
Torch, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Psylocke, Punisher, Peni and Iron Fist
And some of them grew on me and all others are just good and not offensive
Rivals might even become the first ones to ever make phoenix a likeable character, because Jean in none of the movies or comics wasn't a fucking cunt bitch that only served as walking nuke plot device
They botch alternative skins much worse then vanilla looks

>>534416598
You’re mostly right, it’s especially bad if it’s referencing decade old ones like any of the alphoomers playing know what the one on the right here is from >>534416329, as long as they don’t take it any further we should be fine.
>>534417032
Third world mindset.

>>534417248
Lotis would be the first non-comic/MCU canon one though.

>>534417082
Do you think Mantis watches him get fucked by various animals
It seems like the type of shit they'd be into

>people here are staying up the entire night to play this update
what is wrong with you all

>>534417384
Loki and Mantis didn't go to the beach together so it's ogre