Thread 534361690

Get it up already!

Gurubashi x1 PvP

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Back to retail.

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL

>Latest News
Servers up in "couple" days
Wipefags lost.

>Previous Thread
>>534347305

ITS UP

I don't like Kes.

turtlewow XD

>lust
>gluttony
>greed
>sloth
>wrath
>envy
>pride
>delaying private servers

third for no servers for two weeks

Whitemane (the private server) is better than any of these other servers, why does nobody play it?

Sex with a femgnome is my dream.

Which WC run do you prefer?
https://files.catbox.moe/oh5608.png
https://files.catbox.moe/6rva89.png

>>534361690 (OP)
PVMPING

>mods having a melty and banning everyone
finally, a safe space for left-wing voices

kek... this discord is something else.

Wall is the Rorschach of private servers.

anyone remember Lebronzjamez and Idab?

>>534361690 (OP)
That ass is BUILT for shotas.

>>534361860
If they launch another fresh I will.
Cata Warrior tanking is peak WoW.

>>534361947
>Screenshot 2025-08-07 183758.png
fuck off back to your garbage website with your retarded pictures

>trannycord and devs already devolving into drama
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHSHA

>>534361898
the second one

>>534361898
Im puking my guts out, thanks.

>>534361980
based

MoP won

>>534361898
stop posting gay porn you freak

>>534361980
>useing
based retard

>>534362096
That bot is going nuts kek

>>534362096
is the bot literally banning people for saying "fuck"?

They're just gonna delay it even more to spite the trooncord autists, aren't they?

>>534361898
>Septum Ring
Neither I stay in Mulgore.

>>534362096
Nobody wants to read a huge wall of text

>>534362228
god I hope

>>534362045
pardon?

can anyone tell me if there's a cooking profession in wallcraft? appreciate it kings

>>534362096
just fucking shut that shit down, why keep it open?

just mute the server instead of sperging out like retards and ruining the severs reputation before it's even released ffs.
Im starting to think it's intentional sabotage to drive down the population

>>534362261
Need it in tiktok format with an ai voiceover, huge subtitles and a minecraft parkour video running in background?
Kill yourself.

>>534362340
Because when they eventually rugpull they'll use the community as the reason for being toxic and unwelcoming

POCHIE 2NITE

>>534362347
Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't locked down the server again like they did before. It'll probably be useable once the server is up and running and people don't only have 1 discord channel as an outlet.

watching people type annoying long wholesome paragraphs that get sniped by the bot is great

>>534362340
Drama farm obviously

so todays update was kes having a melty?
what are the chances him and kaytotes just delete the discord.

>>534362447
I guarantee you those text walls were generated with AI but off retardo

another pochieless night...

>>534362580
please god make this happen.it would be so fucking funny.image

>>534362328
why are you replying to yourself?

Man, if the devs can't handle shit like that, how are we supposed those fuckers can keep a calm demeanor when people complain about things like balancing, ganking, battlegrounds shitfest, custom content issues and more? Hell, I bet they will start banning people in-game once people question their talents tuning choices

Using my 2 hour post to say holy fuck I want to spend all day pumping into a cute tauren girl and pinning her down in a mating press until her womb is completely full with my chad human dps warrior sperm

>>534362580
it would be better for everyone if they did honestly

>>534362096
how can you tell what's being deleted?

>>534361017
Let me guess, seal twisting is too much for you?
So glad Epoch devs recognize it as a necessary filter to keep shitters from facerolling everything as Ret

Pochie with trans gals!!!!!!!

>>534362703
I dont use that tranny shit, what's the deal with all the red texts? They're being deleted?

>>534362580
>what are the chances him and kaytotes just delete the discord.
I could see that happening. Honestly I don't know why the general is even open. If it's so DIFFICULT to read those messages and there are no updates and there is no server, then why even have a general chat?

>>534362729
if they did that they'd have to use their website to provide updates and couldn't just @everyone to login and test, but I guess they don't need to do that anymore.
if those guys really want a hugbox discord they should just find a way to link the epoch account to the discord account.
people would be less likely to shit talk you if you could just kill of their character.

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

Pochie never…

>>534362849
Yes, the red text is messages deleted by the moderation bot.

>>534362909
>giving them even more data to sell

>>534362848
Pochie pals!!!

>>534362757
You can seal twist in Vanilla too, dumbass. You had to. TBC took Paladin tanking from HAVING to seal/aura twist to being able to just drop consecrate, throw on ret aura and tab around.

>>534362716
why should they keep a calm demeanor? this isn't some billion dollar company with people's lifelong careers and industry reputations on the line. they should honestly tell people to fuck off and die if they don't like how things are going.

>>534362332
Of course there is, why wouldn't there be?

>>534363068
i just cant fucking find it and is driving me mad

>>534362347
>they're being retarded on purpose okay they aren't incompetent retards
cope

>>534362979
>this is anon he only makes fem undead
>he never levels them past 10 and spends a long time dancing on mail boxes
a risk im willing to take.

>>534363041
ZAMN

Obligatory:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

Also
>>534361259
Wtf?? Seriously? Wtf were the devs thinking? Now there's nothing to truly counter the filthy druid furries.
Kaytroon i know youre here you furry faggot. Explain yourself.

Giga Trvke being dropped in their general chat

>>534362494
the only reason it's as bad as it is is because the fucking retards enforced their 2 hour slowmode.
>remove people's ability to do literally anything but make one-off shitposts
>people make one-off shitposts
>WAHHHHH I'M BEING BULLIED
this shit is a masterclass in what NOT to do.

>>534363065
>they should honestly tell people to fuck off and die if they don't like how things are going.
I agree but people should also be allowed to tell them to fuck off and die.

>unironically linking r*ddit
go back

>>534363065
Hi gaytotes!
Btw, I gonna send more dickpics and doxx your jew nose a bit more

>>534363058
hes replying to someone who was talking about wrath

Did you guys actually fall for the Epoch meme?

>>534363115
Did you run to a capital? If you kept your hearth as Dalaran, it should be available on the profession goblin.

PARTY POCHIES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>534363065
I hate that I have to be the one to tell you that sperging out because you're wasting everyone's time isn't admirable, especially when you can't handle taking it, it just makes you look like an unstable retarded tranny

>>534362909
Account registration on Epsilon is with discord account. They could do the same.

>>534363402
No. I've been here laughing for two weeks. Best threads in ages.

@Kes trans people are heckin cute and valid please just let me play the game

>>534363442
i did not thought of that thank you so much

>>534363469
How are they wasting everyone's time? Is this game the only thing you have in life? Are you just staring at the log in screen all day, seething?

>>534363185
no one cares

>>534363115
I think the cooking trainer in dalaran is in one of the buildings to your right when you first run in.

>>534363469
>wasting everyone's time
just do something else retard

are the devs ever going to release this game chat?

POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES
>POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES
POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES
>POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES
POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES
>POCHIE SOON, NO MORE SLEEPIES

>>534362868
Because it moves to fast and will kill the real generals, you're in a contentment thread, Anon.

>>534363664
>pic
Trannoids are all so delusional

>throw together some sloppy shitty wow server with a basic bitch core and a handful of AI generated quests and towns
>have chatGPT make a website for you
>get your friends to be discord mods
>rake in thousands in donos over 5 years, live comfy off the dime of believeres
>fake a crashout and run with all the money without ever having to actually launch a server
Shenna probably wondering why she didn't think of it first

>>534362848
you leave Upotte alone you double nigger

i'm over 40 years old. I thought this server was gonna be out two weeks ago. somehow they've kept me on tenterhooks ever since. i need to rethink my life

>>534363779
0.9 more sleeps before pochie sorry

August 7th, 2025... I am forgotten...

>>534363798
He's talking about the discord, you mong.

>>534363686
>Are you just staring at the log in screen all day, seething?
yes, but replace seething with gooning

>>534363875
Shenna wringing his hands right now waiting for the perfect moment buy whatever worthwhile custom content they have.

>>534363948
the good old times

>>534363937
>9 6-packs of ES
nah, no more sleep.

>>534361898
more like the second one pls kkthxbai

>>534364089
>buy whatever worthwhile custom content they have.
lmao... yea that new goldshire is looking real promising. i am sure the rest of their content isn't a pile of sloppy diarrhea either.

>>534363875
Donations wasn't even accepted until a year ago and until the fail launch the donors was sitting comfortably at around #33 people

t. Been on the discord since 2023

>>534364303
shill post

>>534361690 (OP)
I love this WHORE


Made a vid with tier list of classes for launch, leave a like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYnu5-D7BoU

>>534363974
who the f*ck is discord then?

>>534364303
Pretty sure they got over 100k in donos either way

>>534364362
>Shill post
Eat my ass nigger, At least be correct in your shitposts

>>534364472
>instant seethe
volumes

I'M IN
CHECK THE LAUNCHER NEW UPDATE

>>534364469
imagine giving money to a tranny

I still believe McCoy... I have to... believe! If I don't believe.. then what was it all for?!

two fish in a tank
one says to the other
"how you do you drive this thing?"
badum tshhh

>>534364539
>bolumes
so now we know where all the /wowcg/ posters went.

>>534363902
I am a fingoloid so I can post Sako in any context I want to, eggman.

>>534364694
how you do you do but do?

>>534364469
And they should take the money and run, fuck the positive vibes crowd

>534364539 (You)

>>534364363
looks like fag porn

>>534364363
YOU'RE BALD

>>534363278
sure anon but its their turf. the rules don't apply. it also doesn't make sense to antagonize the people making something they want to play, but i'm not one of the brown mentally ill dipshits doing that anyway so i can't relate.
>>534363469
>sperging out because you're wasting everyone's time isn't admirable
actually it would be the most based shit they've done this entire launch. not to mention they aren't wasting anyone's time at all. have you just done nothing at all this entire time while the server has been down? and you think they're the unstable retarded tranny? kek

launcHER UPDATE LAUNCHER UPADTE

This guy is worse than Ross

>>534363058
And you're shit if you do just that, a good prot pally twists for extra single target threat when able to

>has enough time for a melty
>not enough time for an update

Is Bladestorm even good? Sure, free Whirlwinds is good but is it 41 points down a talent tree good?

>>534364363
>locks and hunters S tier when their pets don't even work

>>534365065
maybe epoch will be up by then

>>534364951
Someone already leaked kazumoks character names to mods. He will cry about getting a perm ban soon.

>>534364710
dance

>>534365124
>he didn’t read the quest text
oh no NO NO NO PFFFFT
another speed leveler successfully filtered

Please consider the dev's mental health before you post something nasty in the 'cord

>>534364710
>went
Came back*

I mean, just check "banilla" or "bulumes" on the archive.

>>534365109
sweeping strikes + Bladestorm is retarded and since there's a cap on the number of targets spells can hit warriors will probably have the strongest AOE dps

>>534365124
>Vtuber fan
>This retarded
Checks out

>>534365380
nah bro it's uncapped paladin AoE for sure like in last thread remember uhhhhh retribution aura and uhhhhh two consecrations per mana break

What are their thoughts on the whole situation?

>>534365450
He isnt wrong tho...

>>534365103
>idea girl(guy)
>updating server (re)launch

>>534365109
Hard to say, if most boss fights are cleave then absolutely if not you will only want to grab MS and blood frenzy then go into fury

Little gnome warrior on gurubashi. . .

>>534365380
I don't know why they would nerf seed of corruption and then give warriors something that disgustingly strong, nothing will even come close

>>534365498
……

>>534365498
legit camo on the left guy

>>534364850
>it also doesn't make sense to antagonize the people making something they want to play
yea it does, people are frustrated and when they're frustrated people deal with that frustration differently.
Some people tell people to fuck off and die for example.

>literally mute or ban anyone that even dares to mention the devs
>lockdown every channel
>multi hour slow mode at all times
>WHY DO YOU HATE US???

>>534365589
Forgive me if i chain camp you in the later zones

>>534363481
They should do it.
Wipe the server, delete all account make people use discord to sign up, someone does thing annoying or shit talks a dev ban him.
would solve all their problems.

Be nice to the devs.

They don't owe you shit.

>>534365124
Pochstars don't like it when you point that out. Can't wait to see what else doesn't work past 15 lolllll

mhhh... where....

>>534365672
You can't call their bullshit, they're doing it for le free!

>>534365802
Suck my fat cock boot licker

Does anyone want to turtle together until epoch is up...

>>534365830
I hope to find a girl one day whose heart is as big as her breast

>>534365802
Why do I owe them civility if they don't owe me the same?

NO NEGATIVITY IN THE DOJO

Kes is kinda weak for falling to a twitch chat tier discord general

Another night….Another night of not playing my nelf priest on poochie…

>>534365923
>until
nigga if ambershire comes out and epoch still hasn't gotten their shit together by then I have no reason to go to epoch

>>534365830
pochie...

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>534365892
Schizomok will catch a janny banny for daring to speak out against the epoch ruling class, tragic.....

>>534366050
this is what you'd really see if two jungle trolls were stalking you in STV.

>>534365802
>Massive tourist overload in general
>Mods busy playing ascension and Overwatch 2
>Slaps a 2 hours cooldown
>shuts down any channel actually used to convey discussion about the game
>be nice
How about no

what was your guys first private server? I played on MirandasWoW and WoWScape back in the day. I missed Nost but I played on Elysium then K2 then Lights Hope

>>534365802
they actually do owe me shit

>>534366135
>activates my HUMAN racial perception
you were saying?

>>534366020
is that a yes..?

>>534366082
t-They're doing it for free, you incel!

>they close discord twice bc it's too toxic
>they reopen discord days before relaunch
>they cite one mean post and cancel the launch

OH SHIT
first treasure spawns for me

>>534366169
>>Mods busy playing ascension and Overwatch 2
we're they really doing this the last couple of weeks? pretty sure it was an edit or from a while ago

>>534364239
was messin with stuff. cant get it to work just right.
https://files.catbox.moe/xgtipy.png

>>534366256
Yeah sure, but I already promised to play with another anon. What are you gonna play as?

>>534366341
I feel like that would be the perfect ending.

>>534366205
Nost was the only private servers I've really played but I've also tried out Turtle a bit

>>534366348
What's in the box?

>>534366405
>milky tits
I kneel...

what's that stank? oh it's kes' axewound

>>534366405
holy cow!
tauren ladies shouldn't dress like that anyway

>>534365923
would rather just wait for Ambie

>>534366405
>there could have been a fem tauren priestess named Whitemoo if Epoch actually came out

>>534366405
can you give a description of these things you post? I don't want to click on something I don't want to see. thank you

>>534366470
Got some good 73 Armor Chain Pants and a light hide with some other grey shit, luck blessed

>>534366205
Some instant 70 fun server back when tbc was retail. First server I actually invested some time into was either warsong (Fenix), some think server or dalaran-wow the older instant 60, level cap 60 before they shutdown and relaunched as a wotlk server a few years later

>>534366205
I don't even remember what it was called.
All I remember is that you got teleported to Desolace and you leveled up by grinding mobs that were placed along the path at something like 10 or 20x rates.

>>534366205
Some vanilla server ending in .de that had elites with normal hp and normal mobs had elite stats, the earliest servers I remember by name were Dethpod, AstralWoW and Eternal WoW

>>534365923
sorry i'm battlefieldin'

>>534366352
A disgruntled epoch staffer leaked that kektotes plays overwatch 2 and twow when he's supposed to be working on epoch. His status doesn't show what he's playing unless you're on his friends list now.

>>534366580
no.

>>534366564
would actually be a good name and shtick for an erp alt on turtle

>>534366205
DalaranWoW I’m pretty sure

>>534366205
I also remember playing on Hamachi servers where everyone was a GM once they reached 60

>>534366470
>What's in the box?
Marcellus Wallace's soul.
Or if you're a materialists: a lightbulb

>>534366707
Priest is only available for tauren on epoch, not turtle tho

>>534366205
No clue, but we were actually quite civil in #warrior before they put us on read-only

>>534366405
Based

>>534366405
she needs a bush

>>534366617
very nice, gz
>>534366760
based pulp fiction esoteric lore knower

They have been banning people for emojis, but this guy has been shitting on them for more than a week without getting banned just so they can use him as a scapegoat for another delay.

>>534366794
KEK

>>534366794
k, b, c

>>534366205
Nost. Haven't played a private server since so I'm looking forward to Epoch presumably on Saturday.

you guys ever play on servers with jumping events?
https://youtu.be/k3ix18X3j9U

>>534366794
It's over.

>>534366205
Molten-wow (warmane today) wotlk. I was 10 and played a hybrid holy-ret paladin. Still have fond memories.
T. Zoomer

>>534366892
Lemur is just Kes' alt account

>>534366892
lmao, what a chad

>>534366892
it's the Ray Epps of Epoch

>>534366945
Epoch is never launching brother

>>534366892
hes either gigabased or a plant

>>534366205
I started Turtle 2 years ago

I got full bis shadow priest before UKH but I'm bored of it now

I was looking forward to the Ascension server that had the new classes but after playing the beta for 10 minutes and seeing people with clown mounts and clown transmogs I dropped it and didn't touch it

>>534366945
very nice screenshot anon. I wish I kept mine

this is what epoch cultists unironically believe

>>534366205
a few before nostalrius but never hit max on any except the funservers i tried for twenty minutes at most. they were really bad by modern standards. therebirth was one of the only sort-of halfway blizzlike ones but had the tiny and insanely cliquish playerbase typical of the era. nostalrius changed everything genuinely for the better.

>>534366992
If you really believed that you wouldn't be here.

>>534366205
First one was one called EpicWoW I found on Xtremetop100 that was hosted from some guy's room in Texas. It was your typical shopping mall server... I think it was TBC.

>>534366892
and they still didn't ban after having a melty about his last post.
this is all a psyop. this entire server is smoke and mirrors, I bet zones outside the first 15 levels don't even exits.

>>534366782
Meant to quote>>534366352

>>534367142
I'm here to laugh at (you)
I never even signed up for epoop.

>>534366205
if you didn't play on a server with a leveling road you are a newfag

>>534367067
The glittershire cloud mounts on turtle didnt bother you?

Sooooooo... Is it up yet?

>>534367306
>loud minority
>silent majority
This is the gayest fucking cope shit thats ever been invented.

>>534367380
I didn't see them till I was in my 40s and you barely see them, but I admit it was close to making me stop

someone should reply to kes' post "cry?"

>>534366205
argentine tbc server back in 2009

>>534367305
I dont remember the name of the server but it was in 2008 and I could cross class and there was an item that dropped called Slut Butter

>>534367380
They bother the fuck out of me, so do the Goblin cars, programmer socks, etc. But you still don't see those things nearly as often as on Bronzebeard.

>>534367574
good idea saar

>>534367462
minority hands typed that post
we ALL KNOW minorities are loud and annoying as fuck

>>534367574
HAHA EPIC

ILL DO IT FOR YOU BASED ANON

Is it up?
Am I up?
Are YOU up??

never forget when he rage quit the server, but brought it up on his phone because he couldnt go 3 minutes without seeing how people were reacting to his melt down, and then went into offline mode 10 seconds after i posted it on 4chan

>>534367828
Thanks :D

>>534367305
I miss bags with stats. Now that was truly vanilla+.

>>534367658
>>534367505
Out of curiosity what kind of clown mounts does Derek Powell sell these days? Haven't played his slop ascension server since he split FFA highrisk PvP from normal players like 6 years ago

>>534367658
for me it's the turtle mounts

Wonder which mod is safest bet to leak some gurucord character names? I fucking hate those redditors with a passion and will play the role of an offended leftist white girl.

>>534367843
No
Iunno
Could be

>>534366892
>>534366945
I swear to god I saw these exact same posts right after each other like a week ago.

thought i could kill Lieutenant Benedict solo
OH BOY HOW WRONG I WAS

>>534367959
Join Ambershire Midna.

>>534368059
sounds like you got lieutenant benedicked

>>534367910
I don't know but it was a new server and there were level 1s with stupid looking giant new retail mounts.

>>534367910
>what kind of clown mounts does Derek Powell sell these days
mounts ripped from retail's last expansion

it's over

>>534368138
i ran away so he couldn't kill me but still shat brix

>>534366892
>it might actually be a plant
This server is never coming out, and for some reason I can't get away. I think reality is a simulation and I'm a script being stress tested

I think they're going to "postpone" Epoch as punishment.

>>534368174
i dont understand

>>534368286
what happened

>>534368286
new drama????

I would check out Turtle but I've really been holding my load in with WoW autism for Epoch and I still believe Epoch will weather this fumble. I also really, really want to play UD Paladin.

In vanilla did alliance have a flight point in northern stv or was that added later?

>>534368098
I mean, they DO have gobbos...
Only if the anon guild isn't FMC again

I think this kes thing might be a big deal, ross seems to think kes doesn't want to talk to us anymore.
personally blame you niggas for sending this goofy enough energy.

>>534368383
that was a TBC addition

>>534368383
Added in 2.3 same patch that reworked dustwallow

>>534368286
now post this

>>534368352
Someone doxxed the guy who made kes have a melty

Pochie night?

>>534368421
I took the fucking perfect time to start playing on Wallcraft lmaooo

I can't believe it bros
we're finally in the final stretch, at most 24 hours until POCHIE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE THE DEVS ALONE!!!!!!!!

>>534368530
No Pochie...

>>534368274
Kes is a AGP MTF althoughbeit

>>534368383
In vanilla I don't remember, in Classic retail they did, just down from Duskwood, in a little hidden pouch before the road leading to Nesingwary's

>>534368486
what casued kes to melty i thought it was just the stress of being a big shot in the pserver world?

>>534368434
>>534368471
Oh christ, so you gotta fly to Duskwood then to do any of the stuff in the north? That's kinda ass... I couldn't remember since it's been a while since I lvled on alliance.

>>534368421
They're going to rage pull the whole server at this point aren't they

I am expecting a massive post in #update in a day or two after, total silence, saying that due to toxicity they're going to hold off relaunching the server for the foreseeable future.

Mark my post. This is the most likely outcome.

>>534368530
Pochie...THIS FORTNIGHT!!!!

>>534368421
I hope xhe live streams it when xhe does it

>>534368634
yes alliance is hard mode and horde is babymode in vanilla

>>534368421
nigga I've never even posted on the discord

>>534368629
They've wasted people's time for 2 weeks straight and saw the feedback from that.

POCHIE NIGHT CONFIRMED
>POCHIE NIGHT CONFIRMED
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>POCHIE NIGHT CONFIRMED
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>POCHIE NIGHT CONFIRMED

>>534368397
>Only if the anon guild isn't FMC again
Based, but I don't recommend joining an anon guild regardless. /wpsg/ guilds tend to undergo carcinization and become indistinguishable from one another due to the same people that show up every time.

>>534368421
>female gets emotional and ruins everything
Not the first or the last time. Understandable to be upset, but she could literally just call all of the haters niggers and be done with it, instead of throwing a tantrum.

>>534368656
I've been saying they need to pull a Gummy this entire time.
Glad they finally listened.

These devs and mods are such unbelievable faggots I think at this point I'd rather just wait and play Turdle. There is no way this server will be worth playing on long term if they literally cannot do a single thing right. Imagine how this shit is gonna look when people start botting and bitching about balance Kes will an hero skeletonself

>>534368397
>>534368726
The Ambershire guild is

>>534368724
>confirmed
where

Bru the people running this server are so pathetic

>>534368803
idk how these fags manage to have a melty every day XD

Apologize to Kes right fucking now or im delaying the servers another 2 weeks!

at this point you have better chances just vibe coding ur own classic+ and hosting it than waiting for epoch

>>534368803
>>534368874
k, cya

>>534368874
>XD

>>534368803
Don't forget, 1500 unfixed bugs still in the game!
Even if the server launches, the circus won't end there.

i don’t believe in a successful relaunch

>>534368860
we need a poggie guild

Can they just nuke the General Chat already? This is frankly embarrassing for everyone involved.

>>534367869
He's gooning to the comments for sure.

It's part of the trannie "Brat" archtype, you cause drama and then hide and wank one out while reading all the mean comments, but Alter the comments in your mind to make them seem sexual.


Regardless this whole fucking server is cooked, they could release it right now and it wouldn't be worth playing because a trannie might have a melt down and pull the plug.

>somehow turtlewow is the less trannie choice

you guys will be crying your eyes out when is kes final note, it just says all she wanted to do was play wow with her favorite 4chan friends. you'll feel like shit.

>>534368930
i'm already adding new items and shitty mobs to my singleplayer server
made a quest in stormwind to get a runspeed trinket yesterday
give it a year and i'll be further along than epoch

>>534368929
IM SO SORRY XIR
PLEASE DONT DELAY ANY FURTHER

>>534369050
kek

>>534369023
>>somehow turtlewow is the less trannie choice
Hate to give Shenna this but I think the turtlesisters won

>>534369050
no fucking way kek

>>534368726
Idunno, salty dogs was alright before I logged in one day and it was gone
>>534368860
pls no

Why did they filter "Gurubashi"?

>>534368736
Anon, this is a tranny you're talking about. They're not even female, can never be

Even worse: They're brittish

>no PvP ambershire option
I am unironically gonna kill myself over a 20 year old video game

One of the mods got doxxed

They're about to nuke the whole discord server and pull the relaunch entirely lmao

>>534369348
just turn on warmode bro

>>534369248
Gurubussy is more appropriate

>>534369248
Its spelt gvrvbashi pal

reminder Wall is an american from New York
why aren't you playing on his dream project?

>>534369248
it's where all the spamming browns are playing

>there's actually people reading this sentence right now that have told themselves "I'll be playing project Epoch tomorrow!" for the past 13 days
>I'm one of them

This is exactly why european women get raped en masse and their cities are being taken over by a brown locust
They're all mega beta faggots like kaytroon and ross

>>534368421
so when they run out of excuses, they will just manufacture new drama just to further waste time. ffs
you dont like your discord bitching then drop it and make new one

>>534369460
I'm just here to see how it all ends at this point, it's been quite a spectacle.

>>534369368
what do you mean one of the mods got doxxed? who? ross was doxxed like 2 weeks ago if you meant him

>>534369460
>26
why does she look like she's in her 40s

>>534368863
the voices in my head told me

>>534369451
Browns wonned, we mind broke your devs in 10 days. Say thank you for us beating the troon.

>>534369368
Ross has been doxxed for almost 2 weeks now kys tourist

No ChatGPT and ESL btw.

Fucking hire me Shenna/Gaytotes

>>534368421
>this kes thing
QRD? I haven't bothered checking the threads for the past few days, what new development did I miss? Another dox?

War room status?

>>534366205
Fenix wow, Nostsperms were tourists still playing retail

>>534368930
wouldn't be too hard, for 7 years of work they have about 2 weeks of modding done

>>534369665
>ESL
i can tell, jesus

>>534369665
Holy words overload

>>534369567
she paid the toll.

>>534369710
he had a melty in the discord general chat because he has thin skin

>>534369710
Kes decided to be based for once.

>>534369829
it's how it should have been in a right word
all you got was le funny no take candles

>>534369460
>roastie with coonlet
now i see why she doesn't want free speech on the discord

>>534369710
>random nobody, probably a plant, shittalks the devs as he has been for the past two weeks
>Kes has a melty over this out of nowhere and writes a wall of text
>Kes goes offline but keeps popping in to read char on xer phone
You are now caught up

Community asks for more updates.
Do you:
A- provide some short and simple messages to remind the community that you're still working?
B- indignantly refuse to give any further communication and have your community managers tell the discord to just fuck off and come back eventually?

>>534366205
nost was the first big one i actually got invested in but i played on a lot of funservers back in the day
i remember playing a cata server where they put all the free pvp gear vendors under the maelstrom map
also some tbc server where you started on gm island and all the npcs there were furbolgs
no clue what they were called though

>>534369710
>Hundreds of positive messages
>Hundreds of joke messages
>Drama queen can only see some retard saying thats the devs suck
>Makes a post about how much the community sucks now
>Gets mostly positive responses
>Ignores all of them

>>534369940
>gasses up the CMs
Does this shenigga realize that faggots like Xius and Ross are the reason why there's so much animosity in the server?

>>534369940
Oh the classic leftoid developer, you can't criticize my work because it'll hurt my feelings


INCOMING 72HR COOLDOWN TO RESET VIBES

>>534369940
>not good for my mental health, which matters more than all of yours

The wild part about this is that it confirms the 2 weeks delay is because of "mental health breaks". This is why days went by without shit getting done, repeatedly.

I'm starting to believe the allegeds about staff pressuring Kaytotes to never launch just to "get back at the bullies".

>>534370107
B. A would imply that the community were my equals or that owe'd them an explanation.

>>534370195
erm sweaty mods can do no wrong okay??? shut up and suck it up buttercup

Using my 252 Hour Cooldown to send good vibes to the devs!

>>534369940
t. someone who has never had any interaction with people that wasn't pandering to them, validating them or just generally kowtowing - you can tell because they feel the need to fight every battle no matter how small.

You're one mentally ill nigger paying attention to 50k people you've let down, condescended to and refused to say a simple "We need time guys, check back in a week". What did you think was going to happen? If anything, posting that instead of ignoring it makes it so you're just whining about things not going your way.

Love from Kazakhstan.

>>534369940
These kinds of people remind me of those old ass youtube content creators that would get like 100k+ views and 99% positive comments and likes and shit.
And then there's that odd 1% comment/dislike that criticizes them (valid or not) and they just fucking lose it and all the positivity goes out the window and they hyper focus in on the negative 1%.

Like holy shit. The retards spamming in the discord out of impatience and malice are the 1%. Ban them or ignore them like how is this hard. 99% of people are positive or just not saying anything and patiently waiting.

I'm starting to think even after 70 stress tests this server wont come up.

using my 90 sec CD to send good vibes to kes!

>>534370381
this server is like my dick, its never going up

>>534369940
so they are reading this thread?

>>534369940
>the server is free btw, that means all comments must be free from criticism btw
I don't know how anyone this delusional gets involved with the WoW community of all groups and expects not to get absofucklutely DUNKED on for being the biggest shitshow of a private server in history. You need thick skin to survive the Internet, and WoW most especially. They probably would have killed themselves had they experienced what the earliest years were like

seriously starting to consider rolling on gummy's memeserver

>>534370107
>lock the discord chat 2 hours before the original launch date
>if and when shit goes bad you update the unwashed masses when shit gets done, or at least make it known once a day that things are being worked on
>???
>take the donation money and run
>profit

>was never going to play
>Just love shitting on troon devs
>Now they are going to "punish" me by making it so their sack gobblers cant play
Kek
41% soon boys

>>534370469
Kes, if you're reading this, anhero while streaming it in the Epoch discord. Thanks! :)

>>534370472
It's ded anon :c

>>534368286
They should just leave the server muted. I'm not even bothering launching discord and definitely never gonna read the chat. If they're gonna just bad people and have a 2hr slow mode then why even bother.

>>534370381
This server is like my ex mother in law, she only gets up to stress me and test me.

>>534370605
I don't have an account but I've been spamming the discord hoping the devs melty and pull the server entirely

>>534370338
Yeah the best part is that they created the problem by lying and stalling but they're too full of themselves to admit it.

the reality is, the discord mods are fucking tired of kaytotes&co shenanigans as well.

>>534369940
I guess epoch jannies missed out or forgot what happens when you mass censor and lockdown Internet communities from the past 4 years for wrongthink. Sorry, but that bullshit doesn't work anymore and you will be called out for it when your reactionary behavior is just as shitty and childish as the screeching autists.

>>534370686
same

Who else was at the last stress test? Shit literally crashed and like an hour later kaytroon says "ok, I think we're ready for launch".

that was 3 days ago

Kes quit

>>534370904
Violent reactions and permanent targeting unlocked!

>ROSS confirmed launch will be delayed for a MONTH because trolls were mean on discord

jesus christ even reddit is on fire right now
this is actually historic

If a couple of shitposters in their discord can cause a complete meltdown this shit is doomed, imagine how they will react when people reach 60 and start bitching about pvp balance and bugs.

>>534370645
seriously starting to consider rolling on netherwing

>>534370976
An hero when

>>534371074
I told you faggots this three weeks ago. It's a /r/wowservers toxic positivity circle jerk.

>>534370970
It reached above 5k while being stable, then either crashed or got turned off.

>>534371074
it feels like they are having a melty because they got burnt out censoring every single negative comment, installed a bot, and the bot didn't censor everyone kek

>>534370970
I remember. They had a server shutdown timer and it closed with 1:30 still left. I actually think it was a crash.

Still gonna play on 'poch

Can we get back on topic please? post more pornslop

>>534371074
This shit has been doomed, these carebear Europeans wouldn't be able to take 20000 hispanics calling each other slurs 24/7 in world chat while RMTing gold.

>>534371219
that anon was banned retard

>>534367258
this inspired me to make a poll

WILL (You) BE PLAYING EPOCH LIKE FR FR NO CAP?

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx2z0yB

I voted for "maybe." Despite tons of shitposting, I really do hope they make it work.

>>534371276
>implying he would let a vacation stop him

>>534371212
'poch isn't real my nigga

>>534370976
Might be the saving grace for this server, fuck trannies and fuck their meltdowns

>>534371232
Yeah, thankfully they'll all be in their Guruvela and will all kill each other.

>>534370976
Is Kes really off the team?

Without any more mental health breaks maybe we'll get the servers sooner.

>>534371219
pornslop is boring
post cuteslop instead

does sylvanas fuck shotas or can she only land desperate trolls orcs and taurens

I'm sure some freak esl or twow alt account sent death threats but I'm also sure these trannydevs are very likely to make shit up as well since their server cannot launch

>>534371342
I've already tasted it, it's real

>>534370976
>Kes
Kes is not about to throw 4 years of her life down the drain because some nigger shit talked her. hopefully.

>>534371484
Whenever you see someone say they received "death threats" online its to deflect people that have genuine issues about them and rally people around defensing them, when in reality the most they probably got were a handful of DMs calling them retarded or saying kys.

>>534371276
Yet somehow Midna is still fucking here.

>>534371454
she fucks anduin retard what do you think

>>534371294
VOOOOTE YOU NIGGERS

REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
>REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
>REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
>REST IN PISS KESS YOU WON'T BE MISSED

>>534371624
nobody is banned that guy says everyone is banned

>>534371624
Midna is not posting child pornography or bestiality

Why do people think Kes quit?

>>534371534
>her

>>534371667
do you just not know how discord works

>>534369940
What a fucking tard. He just admitted he loves listening to the vocal minority instead of pouring his love and dedication to those who actually care and are right there messaging him

...Too bad he also ban those doing positive messaging, what he is getting is well deserved.

following the ups and downs of these threads might end up more enjoyable than functional servers

I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING PLAY AMBERSHIRE AUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>534371294
I mean sure I'd probably try it at least but even IF they flip the switch to turn the servers on... how long will that last? How much real playtime would we even get before something else breaks?

>>534371785
I don't. Explain plz.

>>534371484
>I'm sure some freak esl or twow alt account sent death threats but I'm also sure these trannydevs are very likely to make shit up as well since their server cannot launch
100%

People only make private servers because they want attention, they want to be worshipped as a God by balding 45 year olds. When that backfires their main character syndrome crumbles and they crash out, taking the server with them.

>turtle wow has a bad day where it crashes a bunch and people spam the discord
>mods mostly let people get it out of their system and only remove people that clearly can't control themselves
>poch has a bad launch and crashes a bunch
>full lockdown mode engaged, ban all dissent, delete all mean posts, talk down on everybody, then have a meltdown when it blows up in your face
let this be a lesson to the next gaggle of loony troons who want to start a wow private server.

>>534371894
that's just the people who are online
all kes disappearing from that list means is that he turned off 'cord

>>534371826
>green hand
n-no, my love...

I really hope someone is updating the Epoch disaster timeline. I haven't seen it posted in days

>>534371720
Avatarfaggings with a tripcode is a bannable offense.

Kaytotes I'm on my way home buddy make something happen fuckwit

I HAVE BEEN SITTING AND WAITING TO LOGIN FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS. WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY CLASSIC FRESH IF NOT FOR THE SERVER THAT WAS ABOUT TO GO ONLINE AT ANY SECOND?

>>534371484
>>534371919
objectively accurate takes
these retards also started banning for discussing fact because facts hurt their feelings

I was having a good time questing, leveling and raising my skills up and then I hit SM and remembered why I hate this game. It's always the guy with shit gear that does the least damage that seem to just out roll you on every single item. Lucky retard must be a hidden passive.

>>534371947
>turtle wow has a bad day where it crashes a bunch and people spam the discord
Oh did twow crash today?

Nah fuck these devs I dont care if the server sounds nice if im supporting losers like this. They'll probably break it every week anyway

>>534371826
Unironically yes, I had no intentions of playing WoW again anytime soon but now I'm glued to these threads to see how this mess unfolds.

>>534371885
>how long will that last?
i will tell you right now, not for very long. i am an actual dev and these dudes (including the shemale) are not very competent. they lied about launch being the public beta because they were unprepared for a public beta. the decision to launch in this state is so self defeating that it makes no sense even in the most delusional fantasy they may have had while making the decision.

>>534372080
Hey, that was me haha

Even if the server dies, the slop won't.
https://files.catbox.moe/f5ow0y.png
gonna let other sloppas make stuff cause cant get gens right.

>>534372080
>Lucky retard must be a hidden passive
its the troll racial

>>534371849
Join us and play a high elf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZtUUVJ0yc

crank tonight?

stealth launch tonight
you didnt hear it from me though

I can't take it anymore... pochie nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>AND I HAD A FEEELING THAT I BELONG
>I HAD A FEELING I COULD BE SOMEONE

>>534372080
Confirmation bias. When a good player wins a roll you barely care and usually don't remember it. When a retard wins a roll it stings.

Is Kes a tranny or are you memeing
this is important

>>534372181
are you more attracted to the cocks or the asshole? how gay are you, exactly?

>>534372338
I usually don't enjoy music I can't understand but that's kinda catchy, am I turning troon?

>shenna spent days weaseling her way into the "war room" so she could add backdoors to the epoch servers under the guise of "optimizations"
>didn't even have to use them, the project fell apart before it could even get off the ground

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YC0ZNmMyxjA
STOPPPPP WATCH THIS NEW EPOCH UPDATE AND TRAILER

>>534372453
Sis I....

>>534372514
settle down there genius

>>534372573
nyo......

Ok I finally accepted defeat and downloaded Turtle, what's the meta melee dps.

POCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHTPOCHIENIGHT

>>534372550
10/10 bait. that's not "music" that can be "enjoyed."

>>534372550
>am I turning troon?
Only if you refuse to indulge your anima sporadically rather than constantly like troons do.

>>534371959
She

Turtle mafia delayed release by shooting radiation into the devs brain

>>534372616
>when your girl is offline for 12 days but its ok cuz she says she is *fixing some stuff* and you actually believe like epochcucks do

what the fuck? did anyone else see that?
I think a nigger jr just whispered into my ear
>"stealth launch tonight. dey here"

>>534371849
I'll be your FRIEND and tank for you yay yay

Vibes : IMMACULATE

Craig : PRUNED

ETA : "A COUPLE" OF DAYS

Authentication server : ON

Kezan : OFF

Gurabashi : OFF

Account registration : DISABLED

Max uptime : ONE HOUR

General chat cool down on discord : TWO HOURS

Kaytotes : PREGNANT

YEP ITS EPOCH TIME

>>534372676
for melee DPS it's something like this
S tier: arms + fury
A+ tier: ret,
A- tier: combat
B+ tier: survival (A on trash packs)
B tier: assn, enh

POCHIE 2NITE

>>534372567
>be shenna's henchman
>wait for epoch to get online and working smooth to start the DDoS
>wait all day
>no server
>no announcement
>I want to sleep
>but server could come online any moment, unannounced
>they said "2 days tops" 3 days ago

>>534372521
A brainwashed britbong who loves the new nsfw law, his ego is very fragile as a result.

Is shenna a man

Is assassination any good for leveling? I don't want to be fucked over in pvp on Guru with combat

For the anon that was asking for the Cooking NPC in Wallcraft, you can fine one at Orgrimmar she's in Borstan's Firepit in The Drag. First building on the second level if you're coming from the Valley of Strength

>the british went from dominating the entire to world to total fucking cuck faggots

i wish the nukes or aliens would come already

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ANOTHER WEEK WITH NO EPOCH YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

BRONZEBEARD AND TURTLE ARE GOING TO FUCK THESE RETARDS IN THE ASS

THIS DEV TEAM IS INCOMPETEEEEEEEEENT

>I TRY TO LOG OFF AND I CHOKE
>THOUGH I TRY TO HIDE IT IT'S CLEAR
>MY WORLD CRUMBLES WHEN EPOCH IS OFFLINE

>>534373110
Bro the shit is never coming out, don't worry about what's good or not for leveling

Wtf I just saw Shenna flying over my basement!!

>>534373156
reddit spacing

>>534372521
hopefully this answers your question. he's a she.

Is Epoch still a *fresh start* or after 12 days and wipe no?

14 days no epoch...
You find a time fax machine where you can send your past self a message 14 days ago. What would you tell yourself?

I just want to play the fucking game man just be nice to the tranny I dont care just fucking whatever it takes to get the servers online.

kek it's so over

>>534372676
>>534372974
Sub Rogue is good if you have a massive feminine penis and want to make other players do more damage rather than topping yourself

>>534373167
anyone genuinely desiring a classic+ experience will log into bronzebeard, see a shadowlands mount on an heirloomed player and immediately log off
nevermind if they get to level 5, see the mount given to them, or see an m+ keystone linked in chat, or then realise there's level scaling and a fucking dungeon finder lmfao

>>534373178
I miss the 2000s
https://youtu.be/sC4VY7-6h8U

You made me do this Kes

Lmao y'all niggas participating in this humiliation ritual experiment still, you can never play the game

>>534373367
no

>>534373212
>don't worry about what's good or not for leveling
naw dawg, you can go on this handy dandy issue tracker and see if your classes critical abilities are broken in a good or bad way:
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)

epoch can totally be min/maxxed via their bug reports.

>>534373365
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT

>>534373491
bro i've been playing since yesterday nonstop

>>534373319
>she
>LITERAL tranny server
kek

>server isn't even actually out yet
>2 (two) staff now have had a colossal meltie
the fuck is this

>>534373491
the threads are fun enough in themselves

>>534373319
No, it doesn't

>>534373365
"hi im it's you from the future. ur ghey lmao, get fucked.
-sent from my lvl 60"

>>534373568
Britain.

>>534373491
We're past the point of playing the game, that is secondary, the shitshow is the main event.

>>534373451
>Sub Rogue is good if you have a massive feminine penis
indeed, based fellow turtle enjoyer. this is why i didn't even include sub on my very accurate (not joking) tier list. turtletranny devs took the "sub" thing a little too seriously.

>>534373367
The beating will continue until morale improves

where we droppin, boys? SoD or Turtle Tel'Abim?

>>534373568
if you had thousands of people constantly insulting and spamming you for making a fuckup that harmed nobody, you'd probably have a meltie too

Is the custom content in troontle actually good or is it all programming socks and AI?

>>534373751
Im not a pussy like you so no it wouldnt bother me at all

>>534373751
i would literally ignore them
i'm not some soft faggot nigger on hrt that shoves stuff up my ass

>>534373464
hell's yea my millennial brother. the 2000-2008 was peak culture and peak everything else too.

i can't believe i only discovered this gem some 20 years later:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

I have it on good authority that there is an ongoing huddle between the Lead Development Team including Kaytotes on whether they should launch the server at 3am EST tonight or tomorrow. The pruning and admin panel are both finalized and in production. The Launch PR from Ulmetrs was a success and is now fully deployed.

The decision is now on further load testing and debugging server hang for maximal capacity limits. They want to spin this out quick, but others are pushing back to ensure a more smooth launch.

What should we do?

>>534373751
the thing is, i have basic communication skills so i would never end up in that position to begin with.

>>534374036
>3am EST
time is retarded enough that I believe it

>>534373881
Fanfic tier writing, gameplay is passable for vanilla but a little bit more janky than you are used to

>>534374036
bro no one wants to play this shit anymore, it's pathetic

>>534373751
They've been edging their entire community for 2 weeks knowing they arent opening anytime soon. They deserve all the hate they are getting

>>534374036
hey nigger, the new commits ulmter made haven't even been merged into the debian branch yet, try again

>>534374036
Shenna has the DDoS ready

>>534374036
Create drama on discord and delay for another week

>>534374036
Put it into a community poll :D

Still playing 'poch, still gonna play with Explorer's Contract, still gonna turn off instant quest text, still gonna do every quest. Still gonna have a good time.

>>534373751
Why even read the discord comments? Wtf are you even expecting? If some celebrity had a discord, what do you think the comments would mostly consist of? Devs should just have their vision and keep to themselves outside of status updates. Any other interaction is obviously going to be negative

>>534373881
they did an amazing job revamping and expanding the actual world.
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=11991

all of the new zones are generally fantastic (with the exception of the gobbo starting zone).

i haven't done the custom raids so can't speak for that.

the only thing that i think they totally dropped the ball on is Kara Crypts (the 5 man dungeon version).

>>534373751
he doenst have to go on discord, he can post updates on his website and work.

I'm gonna start to believe he's an actualy tranny

>>534374171
And then you'll wake up

Did Epoch staff really think all the sunk cost classic andy's wouldn't retaliate and shit on everything? Why the fuck are autists like Ross and Kes spending their time memeing on 4chan and plebbit seeking validation? Dumb fucks brought all this upon themselves for not knowing how to communicate or gate anons in the community

>>534374218
Will they ever go back to their early custom stuff and rework it?

>>534374242
yeah, we're not on discord for his faggy takes. he needs to just slave away and fuck off.

POCHIE NIGHT

>>534374036
>The pruning
what does this mean?

>>534371294
>strawpoll.com/e2naXx2z0yB
30 mins and like 13 ppl voted its over bro 4chan is all bots

>>534374036
Hi kaytotes, representative of the actual core of the server (beta testers/guild leaders) here. We're willing to wait as long as possible until these SoD refugees decide to fuck off. Do whatever is best for long-term longevity. Also, please close the fucking general. It's a cesspool. Thank you for your efforts, eagerly awaiting the game (when it's ready), and get the shop online after the PR problems, I wanna buy shit ^_^. :dev: :log:

>>534373751
I won't lie to thousands of people in the first place. Also I won't overhype and shill on reddit my personal projects. You reap what you sow.

>>534374331
They reworked the high elf starting zone about a year ago, so yeah they do occasionally

>>534374036
Launch and don't tell anyone. Mute the entire discord. Then expect at least a couple days of more bullshit.

>>534374036
>ongoing huddle between the Lead Development Team including Kaytotes
Bullshit, that would imply they can communicate in any capacity.

>>534373751
no, nigger tranny retard redditor. i would just not read the insults and focus on my job. it's not that hard.

>>534374398
these are the worst posters. "i have infinite patience and everyone else is a child"

I wish there was some sort of pinging or notification service that lets me know when the stealth launch happens

>>534374084
we'll see :)

>>534374295
Kaytotes has, apparently, wanted to run a server since like 2012. So is most likely fully aware of what the pserver scene is capable of and is in panic mode right now.

so why cant they just boot up the servers right now?

Took me a second to realize he wasnt referring to the epoch devs.

>>534374578
crashes

>24 hours since last update
>nothing new other than soon tm
>this is coming from a community manager that the devs intentionally keep in the dark
never ever

Give me quick rundown on current state of server. Is it lagging under all that player load?

>>534374615
>installs SPP and plays instantly
okay

DEI: Dead Epoch Incoming

>>534374392
yea, it's just the same 10 of us shitposting constantly. my /wpsg/ polls 3 weeks ago got more unique engagement.

>>534374615
Ah yes, chef fallacy, one of the low IQ marks.

>>534374519
bro just say you have the patience of a toddler lmao

>>534374578
cause I'm busy fucking that servussy

I'm gonna just stop looking at the discord and wait for everyone here to post screenshots or something.

>>534374578
Because then people would see that they've made no real progress in 2 weeks.

>>534374615
75 IQ. Just sentient enough to play Paladin.

Did you, or did you not see the sign on the front of the server that says, "Dead Epoch Storage?"

>>534374810
Patience is for cucks.

>>534374715
>Is it lagging under all that player load?
LMAO.... yes, to answer your question it is lagging under the 0 players load.

>>534374810
reddit is that way faggot -->

>>534374527
I know everyone jerks off the first 4 seasons or whatever, but this era was better.
>WoW episode
>Guitar Hero episode
>Ninja episode
So comfy.

ooohhmm

>server crashes at 3k on the last est
>that was really helpful guys, server didn't crash we just took it down, see you very soon

>>534374340
bad scaling is literally part of nilla
go back

>>534374814
>that servussy
kek... that cracked me up. thanks for the laugh.

Shouldn't they update the date on their site atleast?

>>534375039
It was 5k but okay

>>534375075
They don't owe you anything, sit down and be quiet

>>534375039
the last was 5k and it didn't crash

>>534375075
Takes literally less than a minute to just change it to "payable soon", embarrassing.

>>534374996
>everyone jerks off the first 4 seasons or whatever
yes, i did enjoy those quite a bit when i was in middle school and the middle school humor hit the spot.
>but this era was better
undoubtedly and unquestionably better. it was the golden age of south park.

>>534375075
Lazy devs, please understand

>>534375075
I know small town facebook accounts who manage communication better than Project Epoch and that's fucking funny to me.

>>534375075
They don't want to pay the fiver guy to fix it and none of them know how.

>>534375063
it was literally never like this, especially for some random house rather than a public entrance like the lion pride's inn

>>534375179
twice

Why does a pserver need to be political at all?

https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvz5wLgN
Poochie poll

>>534375075
bro do you want them them to bring the servers up or not? or do you want them to waste 5 mins updating a single string on the website?

>>534375313
you wouldn't get it

Rolling on ambershire desu. You’re tarded if you think this launch will be the only thing epoch fucks up. Coming from someone who was previously hyped btw

>>534375321
you forgot "never"

>>534375321
where "never"

I'm so sick of listening to this Arab Mexican in the background......

>>534375149
no, nigger. they lied about being ready to launch and suckered in thousands of people to waste their time on a concealed alpha test. fuck off back to plebbit you faggot.

>>534375075
it just shows more of their incompetence

>>534375545
cope

>>534375519
trvke

Based bigger poster is back

>>534375519
epochsisters... our response?

>>534375321
I had to vote for "Monday" because that was the closest to "Never," which is my actual vote.

>>534375404
>string
it's literally 1 character

>>534375614
id you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!

>>534375603
Nigger* woke autocorrect

>>534375075
Editing text on a website is hard work. If you hate it so much then make your own private server

>>534375248
What gets even funnier is that it could have been a million dollar project that would have secured their life for a long while

but no, better play overwatch 2 and take the titty pill

>>534375729
That "game" sucks dick.

>>534375729
holy reddit

Please don’t tell me you fags actually still have hopium.. kek!

>>534375729
I did not know that sis thanks for letting me know

>>534375404
>want them to waste 5 mins updating a single string on the website?
five minutes? it would take these devs 5 hours. also... WHOOOOOSH

>>534375784
Taking a break from these threads help

>>534375820
whoosh

>>534375729
it's actually lvl 70 now up to stormblood

>>534375456
>>534375459
>>534375674
kek... three presumably independent responses all saying the same exact thing.

pochiedev xisters... where did it go so wrong for us?

>>534375614
My response is that I don't give a fuck about what that faggot thinks

I reinstalled Pantheon for 30 seconds, loaded the character screen and realized what the fuck am I doing and uninstalled it.

>>534375729
I want a catgirl wife for my lizard girl

even the discord what is trolling fucking assholes got be excited there

>>534373475
Now we can play together and be friends yay yay!

>>534375942
oh, sorry. i whooshed, not you.

>>534375951
>don't even have to pay to play the only good parts
pretty based of them ngl

>>534376029
What about human girls...

>>534375784
The trick is simply to expect nothing

Kay is currently hugging the stuffed shark in her sheets guys, don't be mean now

>>534376029
dyl tan sunnies who play feral druid

>>534376135
Maybe... but are they real

>>534376061
pajeets are waking up. this was probably typed out on the designated shitting street behind the call center where they call our grandmothers.

>>534376290
grimmypig grimmypig grimmy grimmy grimmypig

>>534376061
you should write literature like this, i'm not joking.
hilarious.

>>534376252
pov: pochie's stealth launch tonight

>>534376252
Ill never be this happy and it kinda bothers me

>>534376290
GRIMMI! MY LOVE! COME MINI-PUTT PUTT GOLFING WITH ME ! ! !

anyone know if Bannerlord is good now? I've never played it
Or do I just go back to Warband

>>534376437
>>534376360
I felt a little do be excited there I and stopped to proof read that I road

>>534376531
It's still bare bones shit after all these years. But there are some total overhaul mods that are at a good spot to play them now, like the GoT one

>>534376252
Is that Grimmi?

>>534376501
That is literally a chinese food farm.

>>534376746
Perhaps

>>534375248
Listen it's fine if you just condescend and be smarmy to a base of people interested in your product, you don't owe them anything :)

what do you mean the people we condescended to, talked shit to when not ignoring outright, are saying mean things to us? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME

>>534376719
mostly interested in the japan mod and maybe the warhammer one

>>534376753
Did I stutter

>>534376550
you lads are getting out of hand. should we form a leveling group on turtle or something? i want to play wow with you /epog/ anons, but on a server that actually works.

Wallcraft seems interesting. Shame about 1.12 client.

>>534376930
the last thing i want to do is play with any of you

>>534376930
Are you from New Delhi too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwamTD_2TE

IT'S UP

>>534366205
some ghetto 1.12 server in 2007-8. ye, barely anything on it worked. but out of the ones you might have heard of, it was probably WoW Circle.

>>534376531
It's still just a graphics and map pack for Warband. Which is fine if like me you're dead sick of Warband. There's a lot of good overhauls. Currently enjoying a no-holds-barred coomer playthrough with KoTK and its two sister mods for Khuzait and Aserai.

There's something incredibly charming about every character being a pear-shaped double-DD bimbo.

>>534377229
yea, are you trans too?

>>534376930
You think you do but you dont.

>>534376891
Shokuho is fun. When the historical events run out it's kinda meh. Good for dozen hours or so as it is now.

>>534377329
Now things are really getting out of hand

>>534377198
There's literally no way all these random anti 1.12 comments aren't astro turfing.

>>534377329
Do you use the keyboard with the poo wiping arm? Just curious

>>534376746
No it's Aerobuddy

>>534376930
I guess ambershire is the new epog waiting room. How good is warr there? I'm trying to force myself to like melee classes in WoW.

>>534376930
wotlk5man is doing a fresh tomorrow
we can just play that until pochie comes up

>>534377370
>>534377323
guess it doesn't hurt to try it out, thanks

>>534377478
go back to vt where you can't soft-doxx my wife I WILL NOT SHARE THE PORN AUDIOS!!!