Server launch soon fellow Epochbvlls, assuming discord monkeys don't piss off the server staff again.

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Who knows?

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
Fuck off, we're full.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Latest News
Servers up in "couple" days
Wipefags lost.

Previous: >>534361690

VOLUMES

everyone is demoralized
now is a good time to release

>>534382671 (OP)
finally, a WoW-related pic!

sex with gnomes

>>534382671 (OP)
>Retail models

>server might actually stealth launch tonight

devs you suck
t.lemur

lemur2525 won.

No launcher update...

why the fuck am i still trying to play this stupid fucking private server when i have an xbox

VITAL POLL
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9vJzjgJ

pochie pochie pochieeeeeeeeee

I wanna play gnome priest because it's new but... I don't like healer. I wish there was dps priest in vanilla

>>534382729
buddy just take care of yourself and be nice and dont talk about imageboards or WoW. its not that hard to be approachable. i think its all in your head and that you've already given up mentally which people can clearly see.

no one wants to play hardcore while waiting for pochie... ;-;

POCHIE
NIGHT!!! While the wagies sleep!

>>534382809
sex with gnomes
sex with gnomes in their homes
sex with a gnome on the phone
sex with a gnome all alone
sex with a gnome and doing it prone

>>534382796
I was still pretty hyped before the devs decided to just go totally radio silent after the needlessly drawn out poll and then the community managers started focusing on the negative shitposting instead of the fact that there are still 10k people trying to play their server after 2 weeks of nonstop disaster launch. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.

I wanna play bf6 but I'm not paying 70 dollarydoos for a beta

Project Epoch
>>534381785
how does it feel, you know, is there much of a difference

>>534383309
people still playing bf at all is crazy to me
and yes, I'm saying this in a wow thread

Friday midnight poochie launch HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Post the Turtle HC questing in Teldrassil at level 15 webm

POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
>POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
>POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
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>POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED
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>POCHIE SHADOW DROP TONIGHT CONFIRMED

Surely the servers will be up soon

>>534383309
i think theres an open beta for it in a day or two, ill try it then myself but prob wont get the full game

a pochie just flew over my house

>>534383309

>>534383309
>kernel anti cheat
>no proton/steam deck
nah

I dont even want to play any more i'm gonna burfn my account

>>534383309
Weren't the last couple Battlefields complete unmitigated disasters? What makes people optimistic for this one?

>>534383435

>>534383708
um that was last years slop. this is this years slop

>>534383365
Project Epoch to you too my friend. Well the one I was with was very cute, and I have a preference for anal and 99% of cis women aren't into that, so yeah.

>>534383708
They already banned linux players, so it's DOA

>>534383714
>doing green quests
Do Hardcore players really?

>>534383390
>>534383708
They're saying and showing all of the right things, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>534383454
I'll just wait for that yeah.
>>534383543
Understandable.

IM IN(hardcore classic wow)...

I hope you all connected the dots and have realized that a week ago when they said they needed "a mental health break" it was because of Kes crying from 1 troll comment out of 100k users, just like this time... and goodness knows how many other times.

She is the sole reason the server isn't up yet. Every delay has been because she needs mental health days and pity partys.

And when the server IS up, guess what will happen when someone says something critical of the servers or content?

Epoch is a failed project. It's time to move on.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=6476191

Anon can you go sleep so they ninja start the servers right after? Thanks

>>534383939
Im here for the porn

>>534383939
they got one more week to win me back so I'm not going anywhere till then

playing tft and this pops up on the center of my screen, is it a sign boys?

>>534384016
that anon is banned retard

>>534383939
>She

You know Turtle won, right?

>>534384061
doesn't look like the frozen throne to me

>>534383897
>>534383714
Grey quests give exp on turtle so every "hardcore" player stays in zones they're +7 levels ahead of so they won't die and cheese the challenge. It's messed up because you can't group with them so you'll see them mowing down mobs while the real players fight for a tag

>>534384207
Word has it Shenna is pissed she paid for a DDoS that she never got to use, they won't refund her.

>>534384156
how do i know you arent banned retard

>>534383939
Can I have your account?

>>534383930
I wish human females were real...

>>534384290
don't lie about queen shenna. she's all we got.

>>534384227
Turtle has the pop to make hc a seperate realm but for some reason they don't. Absolute retards.

>>534384227
lmao what the fuck every time i hear something about turtle it just sounds worse and worse

Literally the south park episode but with the kids replaced by 30 year old brown people

>>534384339
I'm sorry. I'm actually loading up turtle right now. I'm going to get a character to 60 on slow and steady before the launch on the 17th, so that I can use the 200 welfare points to buy something off the shop to "cheat" my way through fresh with.

>>534382787
is this retoilet classic-tbc-wotlk-cata-mop or what am i looking at?

why are we even doing this-devs
>million of dolaars sail past into turtle's coffers

>>534384397
>turtle has the pop
Maybe if you count chinks lmao

>>534384419
This. Everyone praises the custom content too but I bet you anything it's on par with a mediocre fallout nv mod.

>>534384491
so what's the best item to buy with 200 good boy points over there? was gonna do slow and steady anyway.

>>534383163
I tried hardcore when it came out but I'm bad at wow and dieded

>>534383939
why do people read comments at all if they can't handle some bantz
like I'm sure what the person said was dickish and out of line, but why read/interact with it in the first place

I can assure you real game devs working at companies aren't looking at twitter for what their fans are saying bad shit about the games they make. Like why would you even do that?

>>534384227
That's embarrassing.

>>534384598
I did the goblin starting zone a few days ago and honestly it's shit.
Unsure how the helf one is.

>>534384227
wooo ambershire HYPE!!
>get in after 6k queue
>heh its le epic XPz time
>finish waiting in line at sarkoth
>some fag skips the line - wtf?!
>he gets the tag
>invite faggot so i can get on with my day
>hes hardcore
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>534384703
nu devs have trannyeurisms every day on twitter about fans being mean to them

>5h until the usual habbening time
ARE YOU READY KIDS?!

>>534384703
I kind of understand when their discord blew up into closer to 100k people than not in the matter of a week to suddenly not have the same experience you had before

>>534384743
the helf starting zone is horrible

>>534384770
Sounds like a skill issue.

>>534384703
That’s the funniest part, it was the lamest, tamest shit. Dude said something along the lines of «these devs suck lol»

>>534384496
yes

>>534384861
Tried it out myself earlier and I concur. No one gives any clear directions and those mana wyrms are way too close to settlements.

>>534384647
the last time i played it i got to 20 with a friend but he died at the rogue quest tower so i killed myself(in game) right after

give it a shot with me anon! ill totally protect you with my big dick paladin heals and damage

>>534384861
i liked the helf zone

>>534384629
200 points, not much... a 28 slot bag maybe. But it's better to do slow and steady twice, so your account has 400 points, then you can afford a 36 slot bag or portable AH/Bank/Vendor.

That people can stack donation points just by constantly leveling alts is the secret to turtle's success with unending levelers and packed 1-59 dungeons/zones.

In comparison, Project Epoch will be lit for 2 weeks and then be a ghost-town raidlog server.

>>534384598
there's some good quest hubs they've added, but I've also read that a lot of them were made by other people and turtle just copied and pasted them into their server
the wetlands quest hub is the biggest example

>>534384598
The custom content is fine if you just like collecting bear asses and never read quest text or NPC dialogue (which is next to nonexistent on turtle). Everyone uses a pfQuest fork that tells you where to go even for the custom quests so you never have to read anything.

Can I see some screenshots of the Turtle Helf zone?

>>534384960
>portable AH/Bank/Vendor

hahahaha oh no no no

>>534384960
>That people can stack donation points just by constantly leveling alts is the secret to turtle's success with unending levelers and packed 1-59 dungeons/zones.
that shit is like 10 bucks and you need over a hundred hours to reach that point. that doesn't make any sense when you take into account the time invested.

>>534384960
Nuh uh. You know why? First launch failed. Second launch will (mostly) fail. Third re-re-relaunch will invetiably get it right enough to be consistently playable. However you missed something...THE 4TH LAUNCH! When registration opens back up and the servers grind to a halt again.

>>534385075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRm5ub24eM4

>"I want high quality writing"
>he plays Classic WoW

>>534385075
I might log in later and take some
Just imagine the blood elf starting area but recolored blue and about ten times more cramped and with more awkward building placement

>>534385060
>the custom content is fine if you just don't engage with it

>>534385193
There is no 2nd launch.
They rug pulled.

>>534385186
ahem
they are poverty ridden thirdies

Turtle troons I’m giving your server a shot because I can’t play eflop or bf6. How’s arcane mage?

>>534385135
>hahahaha oh no no no
I hope you're not playing on Epoch with that attitude... you've seen the Engineering changes, right anon?

>>534384743
I prefer azeroth at war gobbo zone over troondle gobbo zone.

>>534384937
I'm shy sorry

honestly, turtle won. i don't care about stupid quest text anymore. i have a level 50 on the PVP realm. fuck it all. fuck you kaytotes.

>>534385330
troondle gobbo island is fucking UGLY and feels like a testmap so that's a low bar
any screen caps or vids of it?

>>534385207
>>534385250
Oh my god it's actually just Eversong Woods but Blue, I'm not sure what I was expecting.

>>534385386
its oki! ill just play solo for now, but my offer remains if you change your mind!

>>534385263
>They rug pulled.
This. They had Kes dig and dig to finally find someone saying something as mild as "I hate the devs", then made her post about it to shame the community as an excuse to keep delaying release.

>>534385507
Thank you, I hope you have fun until pochie totally stealth launches in 5 hours pochie never

>>534385437
I didn't take any during the last beta test. It's an jungle island where you kill gorillas, parrots and pirates.

>>534385315
>one is pay2win
>the other is ingame
hmm

>>534385719
>buy gold
>pay for engi
pay2win

>>534385507
i would play with you but then i would have to sub to retail

>>534385437
why is it so hard for you guys to find these videos yourself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj_I_W_r2wU

ITS UP

>>534385507
I would play with you but I don't play with femboys / troons. Sorry :(

shitposting about this disaster is more enjoyable than any iteration of wow could hope to be. i hope the servers crash again immediately so the fun can continue.

>>534385845
I was asking him about the azeroth at war one you dunce

>>534385694
Sounds gay, you should be kidnapping gorillas to sell, raping parrots for their eggs and extorting pirates with your presence.

>>534385890
they probably will and it'll be 2 more weeks fo this

>>534385893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdk4myREYDQ

>>534385315
Elaborate. Because the webpage is extremely vague on engineering specifics. Just "Engineering was OP before so we wanna limit that. But new tools for both gnome and goblin!" If anything the 3 armor making professions seem a bit overturned with everyone having access to stat buffing bonuses for all their gear.

>>534385407
good, cya tourist

It's over... you made her cry

>>534383141
it's called warlock, now starting summoning bitch

this shit is never launching is it?

>>534385719
>can get donation points just by playing the game
>pw2
???

>>534386095
>only enabled ass-kissing emojis
it's settled: not a single thing emerges organically anymore.

fuck the entire human race, hope we go extictinct asap

>>534386095
good morning anon

>>534386120
bro just a couple more days okay
yeah we've been saying it every day since the 26th but shut up

>>534386120
it'll launch the moment you stop checking

>>534385896
Maybe. At least its not a desolate desert shitscape.

>>534385463
>its just <the best leveling zone in the game> but blue
>this is bad because... IT JUST IS OKAY CHUD?

>>534383939
Just remove the weakest link, problem solved
Next

>>534386095
when it gets to a point where devs are complaining like this you just know it's not gonna last. i'll enjoy this for a month or so when (if) it launches, but there aint no way they're gonna be able to keep this going long-term

>>534386063
Jeeves, MOLL-E

>her

>>534386178
>having a psychological crisis caused by emojis on some shit 20 year old mmo pserver discord
ngmi

>>534386120
Trust the plan!

>>534385992
thanks sweetie

>>534386095
it's not your community, just because everyone was nice to you in an attempt to get nudes

>>534386218
I dunno I was just expecting a fully custom starter zone to be more custom.

>>534386095
mpreg emojis lead to this?

>>534385463
i actually enjoyed the zone unlike that other anon. it has some good areas
>starting section has lots of respawns
>cave area
>cool autumn-like area with dryads
>underwater naga area
>area near the capital city with lots of quests nearby
>questing area inside the capital city where you help the wretched faction that lives there

>>534386245
They would have if they managed to keep it 2k pop like they wanted. There will be crashes galore until ambershite is launched and when epoch is down to 5-10k it'll be good. Hopefully.

>>534386120
it'll launch once hardcore anon dies at level 10

>>534386218
the only good thing about eversong woods was that you could quickly blast through it and get out

>>534384960
portable vendor/repair is only 200, so you can afford it
and portable AH or bank is 250, but recently they gave everyone "free" 50 points, I wasnt even playing at the time and I got them
id still get the vendor pet

>>534384227
That's not very hardcore at all

>>534386416
>They would have if they managed to keep it 2k pop like they wanted.
They obviously never wanted this no matter what they say in interviews. If they truly wanted this they would make it private and have a whitelist. They wouldn't have advertised so heavily.

>>534386323
t. vapid insentient nigger

POSHIE SOON (4 hours until usual habbening time) GET READY

>>534386178
you can't use any emoji reaction on this discord unless a mod uses one

>>534386491
They turn into softcores at 60 anyways.

>>534386558
>if you dont have a melty over an emoji youre a nigger
ngmi anon, ngmi

>>534386619
cucked

>>534386706
you're a nigger because you're shallow and reductionist.

>>534383714

>>534384491
>the launch on the 17th, so that I can use the 200 welfare points to buy something off the shop to "cheat" my way through fresh with.
YOU CAN DO THIS?
ISNT THE 200 POINTS LIMITED PER CHARACTER?

hola amigxs
I want to be a shaman because I think nature magic is cool and animal shapeshifting is lame but every single game combines both of these aspects into the same class
What cool stuff do Epoch shamans get?

>>534386594
going to sleep soon...
Have fun without me bros. I'm sure it will launch tonight and be kino and based and the best launch ever and everything you hoped it would be and more.

All the Jannies are still online…

>>534386389
>>underwater naga area
whoever made this needs to die

>>534386862
what are some other games with nature magic shapeshifter classes

>>534386753
>it takes a very high IQ to understand the subtle nuances of society via a discord react
ngmi

>>534386868
I hope the queues are swift for you tomorrow, good night

reminder: still no update as of today besides kes crying about "abuse". these devs wonder why people are rabid towards them
>treat your most dedicated players like guinea pigs, basically teaching them to constantly monitor the discord in the off chance the servers come up
>community managers tell players to fuck off and that they don't want you to play on the server
>give only 1 update a day, often times with 0 information, leaving players scratching their heads about what is actually happening
>refuse to give any sort of timeframe, ETA, or even information as to what issues are still being worked on so that others can extrapolate a timeframe themselves
the developers have actually 100% brought this upon themselves. if you don't treat your players like human beings then you can't expect them to treat you like a human being.

>>534386907
Work shift ends in 5 hours for me. They should launch now so it'll be ironed out when I get home.

>>534385992
Looks like retail

>>534386753
>calls others shallow and reductionist
>thinks ~1400 Discord users are emblematic of 8.142 billion people

>>534386095
Can't blame Kes, the community was genuinely chill before all the freshfags/tourists swarmed in.
Still think yesterday's announcement was retarded though.

>>534386346
>murloc starter zone in azeroth of war
>start as slaves for naga and break free
>winter troll starting area
>your tribe is about to get rekt by wildhammer dwarves
>flee to undercity
>ogre starting zone in dustwallow
>hunting trial and ogre tribal stuff
>tribe gets rekt by onyxia and black dragonflight
>worgen starting zone in pyrewood village
>start as human and get cursed turning into worgen

I didn't get to try the others like naga and furbolg but it's fun with all the different starting zones for the new races.

>>534383939
Dont care

Im still not rolling on Ambershite

>>534383049
I ask myself the same thing. I really want that fucking skirt from that dungeon though, bro.

NEW UPDATE

>>534386095
Get her

>the streamer they paid to wait for them to launch the server to build hype has been sitting in stream doing nothing but eating and redditposting verbally for over 36 hours

Vibe check?

>>534387451
>kaytotes joined the osrs grift train
see you guys in a few weeks

>>534387451
Hope it's a doner kebab. They are the best.

>>534387024
You will be at the back of the queue and fall asleep in your chair. Sorry wagie

>>534387451
FUCK I could go for a cheeky doner myself.

>tranny has a melty
>entire dev team has to console and comfort it
>game is on pause until mental health is stabalized
tranneis really do ruin everything. i miss the days those axe wound fuckers would get beat within an inch of their life in soem alleyway

>>534387521
vibes are immaculate, epoch is still down though and gurubussy is dead and buried under the floorboards at magic's house, next to the server

POCHIE NIGHT

>>534387451
How dodgy is the kebab, though?

>>534385075
How many frogs do you have?

all mods/devs online? i’m starting to believe!

kaytotes is almost exclusively the sole reason behind every poor decision and miscommunication

>>534387821
Stress test soon!

kebab status?

>>534387771
Not enough honestly.

>>534387835
i kind of agree, it has seemed at times like those from the "content team" (basically everyone except kaytotes, the people who joined in to help, and ulmtrs) had no idea what the progress was.

>>534387857
Only a couple more days bros!

>>534379132
oh wait I'm lost is this a vtuber general
I've seen Grimmi before she's chill

and the prize of the most incompetent devs goes to.......

dev update at 12, server launch at 3

fell for it again award

>>534388048
Nah just kind of going stir crazy waiting for 'poch which I guess is on brand for Grimmi.

My two (dumb female) cats keep catching mice from the nearby farmland and bringing them inside the house.

Most of the time they let them loose inside the damn house and I have to literally help them kill them so I can throw them out.

When they do kill them and eat them, I worry the mice may have eaten poison the farmers near my house put out.

Private servers for this feel?

>>534386991
The real problem seems to be that kaytotes doesn't tell his moderators fucking anything seemingly so they're left fending off swarms of rabid and desperate mmo fans who are rightfully pissed off from being treated like shit.

>>534387451
>>534387534
tomorrow he'll be having a cuppa tea

>>534387896
Have any pepe gifs with him sitting in front of an rgb keyboard with the shine on his face? Or maybe that was a feels guy gif..

The knights all gather round the table waiting for their king.
King kaytotes adds the final details before the launch.

>>534388316
Don't have anything like that sadly.

>>534388358
Who are the round table knights?

>>534388212
If you want retarded cats, you are playing the wrong game mate. Try ff14, down the road. Lots of retarded cats there.

Shit it's happening soon the devs are literally giggling wtf

>>534386991
I dont feel any sympathy. They were offered help multiple times and completely ignored them. They cant pull the "WERE A SMALL INDIE TEAM ;___;" bullshit

>>534387835
thousands of players ready to consoooom and enjoy the content you've built for 4 years. but there is some shit in the way and you gotta fix it! lets see your options
> create multiple realms on cheaper servers, keeping costs the same. communicate a migration plan, detailing name priority. work on all the problems in the background while players enjoy the game
or
> give cryptic and vague announcements at every turn, making it seem like the server is re-launching the next day for 2 weeks straight while knowing fully well you have 2 entire new zones and weeks of fixes in progress behind the scenes
kaytotes and his faggot team deserves every bit of hate they get. all they had to do was be honest and they just strung everyone along

>>534388245
100% agree but it's funny to see all the devs / community managers squirming and lashing out at the community when it could be solved by them just asking for more info from kaytotes, i'm guessing the dude is pretty pissed though at this point

>>534388491
Trans-elot
Troonivere

Kes (his right hand MAN) is invisible guarding him from the shadows before the launch

>>534388654
oh no the dude is going about make so much money, poor kaytotes

>>534388589
i don't feel sympathy for them because they abused the fuck out of unwitting community members. they deserve all of this.

Is the launch really happening within a few hours? I’m feeling the vibes

>>534386806
It's shared across the account.
But the things you purchase are limited to the char that purchases them.

pop a caffeine pill boys it's happening tonight
>>534388813
yeah multiple people confirmed it

>>534388813
Seems like there's a decent chance, which kinda sucks because I'll be asleep.

>still no daily update
It's over...

>>534388589
>>534388807
yeah what really pushed me over the line into not really feeling any sympathy was two moments:
>I got what I needed, closing the server now.
>If there are not enough players to my liking, I will ping.
just from these two statements alone you can tell how they view their potential players.

>>534388745
maybe kes ragequit and they're in discord twiddling their thumbs about what to do next since he was the one who had the password for the server admin

>>534388913
no lies detected

>>534388813
It’s confirmed
POCHIE
TONIGHT

>>534388913
truke

do you guys ever get tired of getting bait and switched?
me neither

I'm feeling the vibes bros.... it's gonna happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3BoVmxLHA0

how mad are people gonna get if this server doesn't drop tonight?

Adding to the unfounded rumor memes of midnight launch. Preparing to call in sick tomorrow fr fr.

>>534388953
call in sick nigga it's THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH, more people more stuff than 26th July launch

>>534388245
kaytotes didn't have to tell his moderators anything. imagine if he just said
>we will give a 1 day notice before realms launch. these changes may takes days or weeks, but we won't launch it under your noses
thats it. but he kept baiting everyone like the jew he is

>>534388913
the inmates are running the asylum

I have a headache

>>534388971
don't forget
"i am perfectly fine with some of you never playing here"
all quotes from the same guy, go figure.

Kes is back after a much needed mental break! The development of the game can continue yippie!

The knight emerges from the shadows.

Vibe Status: Stellar

IM READY

>>534389515
yes kes is online everyone begin slurping his chopped off cock maybe with enough white knighting he will bring the servers up

It's either now or after work friday

>of course it drops right when I go back to work
ZK you fucking brew tranny in disguise you better play the shit out of this for me.

POCHIE POCHIE POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534388386
I must hunt for this rare pepe

there's currently 5k on turtle. I'm a healer and this dungeon queue will literally not fire.

enjoy your "comfy" 2k server, retards

UPDATE OR MORE MELTY?

>>534389856
melty

>ENOUGH, STOP PINGING KES POSITIVE THINGS OR YOU'LL GET BANNED

>>534389856
melty 100%

>>534389856
Oh God.... oh, god!

>>534389173
It's moreso that the launch will probably happen around 8am UK time, it's 4:30am here and I usually sleep at 5/6

>>534388606
give cryptic and vague announcements at every turn, making it seem like the server is re-launching the next day for 2 weeks straight while knowing fully well you have 2 entire new zones and weeks of fixes in progress behind the scenes
This really is the crux of the issue. I would rather them just tell me it isnt going to be ready for another 3 months than feeling like tonight is when it will launch for 2 weeks straight. The whole new starting zone thing is nice but it shows that they know full fucking well when the server will NOT be launching at least. They didnt even need to say they were making new starting zones just fucking tell us that the server isnt launching for however long they think that will take. God only knows what they're doing now.

>>534389838
>queue
most people on turtle still just use the chat to group

>people being nice on the web? This cannot be! I was told the internet was a hate machine!

im ready kaytotes give me your best shot i can take it

>>534389583
vibes trending skyward

Deployment/launch soon?

Using wrath client but no draene or blood elves?i

>>534389961
ur ugly

>>534389954
lol no

POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON

vibes entering the stratosphere
its pochie time

What's the best sex/race/class to farm aura with? I'm thinking male dwarf warrior with a red-orange beard.

30 mins till announcement

>>534390138
need a nelf that will do this for me in the starting zone tbqh

>>534389856
I've been having a very bad day today so I think it's going to be good news for once.

>>534390058
Good idea desu, after deployment fucking no one will ever touch that discord ever again regardless.

>>534390064
who gives a shit. Instead of Arthas we're getting some bing bing wahoo custom boss, that's the problem

>>534390178
hi....

>>534390058
if i become a tranny do i get some kind of free access card to join any project i want with no technical skills whatsoever? seems like a great deal

>>534390163
Male Troll Warrior with Mohawk
Female Dwarf Warrior
Male Gnome Warrior

>>534390238
hey...

>>534389856
>* SIGH * Look y'all. I really didn't want to do this, but the emotional strain of running this project as well as deflecting the trolls has taken on toll on the entire team and especially me.
>As such, and I know this won't sit well with many of you, we are taking a short break from the project to focus on our mental. We will continue work sometime in the near future, but I assure you the project is not dead!
>We know our REAL community will support this decision and hopefully the players who are only here to insult our friends and allies will fade away.
>I assure you though that the server itself is running great and our inroads into moving to a Linux system have been promising, if somewhat challenging. We have a special surprise from our art team scheduled in the near future. ;)

>>534389960
These have been some of the most consistently positive and supportive threads I've seen on this shithole site and still we get blamed for every toxic thing that happens.

>>534390072
>lol no
Yes, lol. I can sit there for an hour waiting for a BRD queue to pop as tank. Go into /world and I find one in 3 mins.

>>534390316
I have a neflie priest on kezan...

>>534390353
4chins is still le hacker boogeyman to plebbitors

POCHIEEEEEE

>>534389961
pspspsps
>>534390070
hes handsome

Got to level 10 some mobs are very hard to kill solo, still, it's pretty pretty good. Anyone know when Wallcraft is getting wiped for the new alpha? Saw some other players too in the same area which was nice.

>>534390353
Blame /pol/ for making this site the boogeyman of the internet.

>>534390406
Ew…kezan?….cringe senpai..

Daily reminder
>Turtle won
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cE2sKEipaw4?feature=share

>>534390353
>>534390426
This thread doxxed and constantly reposts the real life appearence of one of their mods.

>>534390380
that's not the looking for group channel...

>>534390578
I can play on guru too!!

>>534390406
Come to mulgore and shake it for me

>>534390617
we were just having a little fun

>>534390406
trans?

>>534390609
the shittiest retail private server award!

>>534390609
i really hope they fix the lighting because its been the worst part about all of it

>>534390617
it's not doxxing if you volunteer the information publicly yourself

>>534390617
You cant dox someone that uses their real name on everything online.

>>534390571
Very based.
Splendid choice on your character as well.

>>534390687
The server will die before I even make it halfway to mulgore lol

>>534390617
He shouldn't have been a dickhead. (I dont know what he did)

>>534390742
nice cope but it ain't working on me or anyone else!

POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

Do I go gnome or nelf priest on gruru?

>>534390640
Nobody uses /lfg either lmao.
You're actually one of those people in /world, aren't you. I've probably argued with you in game before lol.

>>534390609
>UE5
there is still no good reason for the change other than
>gimmick

>>534390917
All the trannies are gnome priest on guru

>4chan broke the redditor server

>no update today
They do know Turtle is launching a fresh soon, right?

>>534390917
wallah kill yourself tranny

4 hours until launch.

This is your last chance to rub one out, don't get prostate cancer or ED from overgaming.

>>534390703
>>534390795
>>534390810
>>534390870
The point is that this isn't le wholesome chungus behaviour. Stop acting like a decietful jew.

>>534391027
>he can't goon while gaming
lmao?

>>534390983
>Gimmick
Again, no one's buying it.

>Highlights
Developed specifically for the Turtle WoW Core, supporting all custom content out of the box.
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.
>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
Organic multi-language support.

Starting now, the development team will provide regular updates on the new client, with a planned release in 2025. Please be aware that there will be a transition period during which it will be possible to play from both clients until we are sure that the new client works flawlessly.

The client will be distributed for free among Turtle WoW players. The goal of this project is to extend the lifespan of our expansion, supporting the existing emulation software our project runs on.

THEY'RE GOING TO CRAAAAAAAAAANK IT

>>534391031
You can literally just SS his Discord profile and you would call that doxxing.

ALL OF THE DEVS ARE ONLINE

>>534390571
next week* is when the wipe is supposed to happen

>>534390871
Wait, I just noticed it but: Where the fuck is Blackwing Lair in Epoch's roadmap?

>>534391118

IMMACULATE VIBES

Gib pochie!

LAST WARNING KAYTOTES TURN IT ON NOW

AHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER 2 WEEKS
ITS OVER

>>534391118
first this unknown fucker now magic ITS HAPPENING

POCHIE NOW

LET ME PLAY MY SEXY FEMALE UNDEAD PRIEST TONIGHT

>>534390992
>>534391021
Gnome it is then muhaha

>>534391115
>no one's buying it.
I know!

>all socials linked and under same name
>huh, wonder what this guy posts on his socials
"OMG STOP DOXING!"

>>534391128
I can't tell if you're continuing to feign ignorance -a common jewish tactic when their behaviour is caught an called out- or if you're just stupid and being genuine.

>>534391157
very very nice i'm ready

Wait... I think it's actually Pochie night.

Of fucking course when I'm about to leave for a few hours the server could potentially go up.

LAUNCH IN 11 MINUTES GET THE FUCK IN HERE

HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQcpTraUDQ

>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON
>POCHIE SOON
POCHIE SOON

>launch at 6 am
oh thats just fucking great

Turtle WoW's quests having abysmal dogshit writing is very in-line with Classic WoW, isn't it?

>>534391401
Please don't post kino in this shithole

Do we have a better version of this?

>POCHIE NOW

POCHIE SISTERS WE WON

I'm just in time for the stealth LAVNCH, right?

CAHM ON LADS, THE SERVER IS ALMOST UPON US

>>534390138
need a burniceanon to do this to me in discord dms tbqh

>>534391352
Go back to redit, retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98

>>534391567
Yes!

>>534391494
yeah, but the dogshit classic quests don't read like they were written by an ESL troon.

>>534391021
If the servers remain down beyond ten minutes, we shall descend upon KES tonight, by the will of Allah my brothers.

new melty incoming

G-gulp

WHY RELAUCNH AT THIS HOUR???

>>534391583
is that burnice or ceasar? cant really tell
also game turned to shit when they stopped updating the story and focused on lesbians characters

>>534391654
Machine translation is a bitch, ain't it?

just a couple more days guys trust the plan

>>534391689
>>534391712

uh oh

finally we can play the fucking game jesus christ

>>534391642
I miss Gospel R&B

>>534391689
>>534391712
>I want to comment on this.
>...by opening the server now.
i wish this team was anywhere near capable enough to do something like this

POCHIE TIME

>>534391754
10 mins

NEETGODS NOW'S OUR TIME

>POCHIE WON!!!

they should just say whether they will launch right now or not
I want to sleep

>hes still typing
UH OH MELTY

>>534391728
Because neets are superior duh?

>>534391780
I've been playing for like 15 hours straight bro

>>534391739
its burnice anon! and yea i don't play zzz i play genshin but i goon to zzz girls all the time

More drama or finally THE FUCKING LAUNCH JFC??

Pack it up.

>retards fell for it again
ahhahaha

>SOON
It's over

>>534391210
Saw a chick at gym with this exact bodytype

MAGIC DOGEZA

>>534391712
damn he was totally reasonable and honest...

Surely they're not this incompetent. It's purely a spite thing now, right?

>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT

phoneposting

>>534391768
>>534391712
>>534391689
>actually took responsibility

>>534391885
it's probably the girl hair color that confused me

UH OH STINKY

OOPSY GUYS IT WAS MY BAD. BUT STOP GETTING MAD AT EVERYONE OKAY??? EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING FOR DAYS DESPITE PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY THINKING IT MEANT WE WERE ABOUT TO RELAUNCH

my bad for poor communication, here's some more vague timelines

>>534391954
>continues to say literally nothing of value
AHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAOOOO

It's over...
Or we're back iunno, haven't read anything

>>534391954
>>534392013
yep see you all in a month

fuck these incompetent niggers, jesus christ

Fell for it again award

This shit is never launching

>The servers will come up soon and while this launch fiasco won't be forgotten, I hope the community and the team can move past it and focus on just spreading the vision we set out for in the first place.

CRANK IT
>CRANK IT
CRANK IT
>CRANK IT

Can they turn the server on now?

>The servers will come up soon
god i hate these devs

>soon
and there it is
pack your bag kids we're moving to turtle

>>534392013
>>534391954
>>534391952
>the servers will come up soon
yet another thing for people to point to and say "UMM YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD PUT THE SERVERS UP SOON WHERE ARE THEY?"
how are they so bad at this? do they not think before they send these messages?

They aren't launching the server until next weekend at the absolutely earliest lmao

I respect it
now get a real community manager who can tardwrangle everyone and whip the mods into shape

>>534391952
>servers will come up soon

STEATH LAUNCH NOW GET READYY

That's it I'm logging into turtle to goon to nelfies in the starting zone instead

>>534391952
Soon aka another 24hrs of no communication followed by another 24hrs of nothingness. we will be lucky to play this by the end of of the month at this point...

He’s obviously being vague for the stealth launch in a few hours!!!
POCHIE NIGHT!

Buddy what is there to do? The servers work just host them. I don't get why you keep fucking us around, if you want to make more improvements or changes then just restart the servers whenever you need to

I hope you guys aren't actually doing with your free time but post here and wait for a stealth launch

calling off work tomorrow for pochie night!!!!!

>>534391494
You never read Green Hills of Stranglethorn, did you? Turtle devs aren't literate enough to write a book like that as a side reward for a one-off quest.

SOON
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS
TAHITI

the launcher is doing something!
THE LAUNCHER IS DOING SOMETHING

>>534392320
retard

have they seriously not learned that when they say vague things like
>servers will come up soon
people will actually hold them accountable? maybe doing this vague handwaving for 2 weeks straight has made the community rabid?

POCHIE STEALTH LAUNCH SOON
>POCHIE STEALTH LAUNCH SOON
POCHIE STEALTH LAUNCH SOON
>POCHIE STEALTH LAUNCH SOON

THEY'RE IMPLYING THE SERVER IS RELEASING IN A FEW HOURS BY TELLING US SOON

>>534391952
>ive seen people refer to us as amateurs, and you know what? yeah we are

everyone is gonna (justifiably) shit on magic for this but at least he seems genuinely sorry and knows that the team is a bunch of amateur retards

>>534392301
That’s all I’ve done all week

>but there was still other stuff that needed to be done such as patch deployment, admin panel updates, the poll, and now the prune etc.
>patch deployment
what even
>admin panel updates
should have been done before the initial launch failure
>the poll
it's true, took them a whole 24 hours to post a poll
>the prune
30 minute job

just pack it up they are all morons

I just woke up, what does "soon" mean

They confirmed 2 hours from now

Kinda based NGL
too bad the entire discord is pure concentrated reddit.

>>534392446
Nah. He's not sorry about shit. If he was then he wouldn't continue to do the exact thing people are annoyed with right after.

I broke and tried to install Turtle but it refuses to download Data/patch-5.mpq. It just stalls until it errors out and asks me to try again

>>534392013
>launching soon

Ugh dammit I'm in bed all ready to sleep.

Could someone with discord access please type "I mildly dislike the devs a little bit" so that they'll crash out and I won't wake up in 8 hours being the only player not in SM? tyvm in advance

They're going to open other channels... the shadow launch is coming...

POCHIE WON TURDKEKS LOST
>POCHIE WON TURDKEKS LOST
POCHIE WON TURDKEKS LOST
>POCHIE WON TURDKEKS LOST

so either they're retarded or incompetent either way im out
playable 7/26/25 btw

>>534392446
then why did they said they had multi-disciplined, talented, unique and big name devs working for them?

>>534392528
holy based

>>534392575
see you tomorrow

uh oh melty

>>534384061
let's play together

>>534392013
I truly just wonder how this set of people found each other. How is each one of them capable of posting such bullshit it's beyond words. He himself says that saying the server was ready was the wrong thing to say then he goes ahead and says it AGAIN in the same fucking post?

>>534392573
You'll win when you compete with this and get some custom content

>>534392482
>patch deployment
based on launch day this isn't even a big deal, they pushed updates during that day to remove queues and it didn't take them days to do. this is why people don't trust what they say, because they clearly say things that are in contradiction with reality

>>534392446
They took over 300 donations, some of them reoccuring monthly donations, for at least 4 years now. They can't cry about being amatures, other amature pservers have done more with 0 initial funding or years ago when there was way less knowledge and free open source code

>>534392528
>We don't think the reddit or 4chan audience is worth appealing to
where exactly do they think all of these private server players are coming from lol?

>it would take epoch a few months to make a forum

>>534392587
they were only helping them to fix the core

>>534391952

REMEMBER TO SEXUALLY BULLY YOUR PALADINS THE ARE INTO IT

>>534392653
i mean one of them chopped their dicks off to become a diversity hire some people are desparate enough to do anything it takes to get in

So, you're telling me we could be playing right now?

But instead we're waiting for (likely shitty) starter zones no one asked for?

>>534392486
a few months give or take
time to try out mop I guess

UPDATE YOUR SHIT
IT'S UUUUUUUUP

>>534392815
That would be nice. Fuck Discord.

>>534392804
I didn't ask, but I appreciated.

POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT

>>534392815
Yes please

>>534392528
>he says despite being a massive parsetranny wanting to shit up epoch with his cancer

UH OH MELTY

Magic is the most based of the staff.

>>534392895
>greentext in discord
hi magic

>>534392895
the team behind this truly seems to try their hardest to be unlikable at every chance they get. have some humility

>>534392895
he's not wrong...

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

forgive me if im wrong but wasn't warmane's icecrown season 2 150k people waiting?

>>534392937
based pochie hype anon, you are the only poster i like in these threads.

>>534393037
turtle lost

>>534392965
reddit(4chan) hates parsing tho. they are all shitters

>>534392804
you're in the wrong server if you think new zones are a waste of time

>>534392895
They're really still running with that delusion huh?

kek

>>534393056
waiting?
maybe
on que?
no

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>534393057
This is my favorite poster. Seeks no attention, causes no strife. Just ready to play >>534389601

>>534393124
Considering they're starter zones you'll be out of in an hour and were thrown together in less than a week hastily, they likely won't be good. I like custom content, but only when it's good.

>>534392895
>we had the most popular launch ever
>we expected less than 100, this is a surprise to us
complete niggers.

>>534393227
UH OH ZOGBOT MELTYYYY

>>534392482
They can get away with it because there is no other vanilla+ server releasing that isn't just another scam server otherwise I'd've ditched these retarded fuckwads by day 5 at the very latest.

The naysayers who said that this was going to be drawn out over weeks from day 1 clusterfuck turned out to be right on the mark lol

I can't imagine how cucked the donators must be feeling now. Undoubtedly many of them are the mod simps who continue to defend their uselessness because of the sunken cost fallacy.

>>534392895
as if it wasnt pure luck and a bunch of external factors all aligning that lead to epoch being such a popular launch, and they still fumbled the bag

>>534391952
>>534391954
>>534392013
uh oh melty

>>534393227
>spends 4 years washing humvees
>iraq veteran

>>534393227
lol a literal zog bot packaged with the typical entitlement.

>I HAD TO CRUNCH TO GET THAT GNOME STARTING ZONE IN! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURE I WAS UNDER! WE NEEDED IT!

>>534393227
Why did he just randomly volunteer this information about himself? No one even though to ask him something about this.

soon

>>534393332
>reasonable post taking responsibility and admitting to being bad at communication
UH OH MELTY!!!! is he MAD? LOLOLOL!

Not gonna lie, the whole "who asked for new racial starter zones" is really forced.

POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

IT UPDATED


IM IN


IM IN


IM IN

>>534393436
ok i admit to being a scammer so its okay that i scammed you saar

>>534393452
in the future instead of fixing custom class changes that prevent the server from launching, they can just add more starting zones

CLIENT UPDATINGAKPS';F

>>534393396
He probably does it IRL all the time too. Like the jeet at the gas station tells him he can't just take lighters for free and has to pay for them and he just starts screaming about being an iraq war vet.

>>534393452
what do you mean anon? even if the new starter zones are cool it's completely unnecessary to add new content when the servers aren't even stable. it's basic project management

i love how they get all defensive and reply to bait posts only. shows the foundation of this server is inmature shitposters, it's gonna be fun

>>534393565
I think you're being intentionally obtuse.

Holy fuck magic-sama is edging me so hard Mhmhm~

>>534393665
im done

>>534393665
Stupid apes running this server.
can you even call it running a server if theres no server?

>>534393452
okay but who asked for new racial starter zones honestly?

>>534393626
>>534393665
if only there was someone in a position of power who could just tell us

>>534393665
Jesus Fucking Christ just schedule it for two weeks from now. People aren't mad because it's down. People are mad because they're stringing us along with vagueposting.

http://turtle-wow.org

>>534393665
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvRvdnO
last poll before pochie time

>>534393665
oh my god
I'm going to bed

>>534393760
he's coming on November as a comet

>>534393396
>>534393595
>says this disc is going to give him ptsd for future discs
>someone says some gay shit about him not having real ptsd or something idr
>he responds with this
there now you can quit making up scenarios on your gay little heads holy fuck you people are embarrassing to share a general with

>>534393665
>waaaaah we are getting death threats
yea no shit

>>534393626
>>534393665
>double negative
STEALTH LAUNCH CONFIRMED

>>534393665
they're not going to tell us because it's meant to be a stealth launch

NO POCHIE NIGHT

>>534393743
best trolling to ever happen to pservers tho, better than the meltdown, better than gummy, better than shenna&crogge selling accounts/gold faking a takedown to remake the server when they got found out twice
even better than the mistblade guild <khazaar milkers> and <full moon company> getting ousted for being pedos grooming a minor after making /wpsg/ all about themselves
bravo epoch

>>534393665
yeah its over

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

>>534393841
So he's milking my tax dollars for $4000 a month tax free in VA disability...and I'm supposed to feel sorry for the guy?

>>534393841
Nerve status: struck

>>534393886
in reality they just don't know when kaytotes is going to wake up from his napy

>>534393665
Un-fucking-real...

They have to be doing this on purpose.

>>534393665
>"THAT'S ALL YOU HECKING CHUDS DESERVE"

>>534393979
also true

>>534393665

if any of these faggots live in the uk i can ask my brown friends to give them a preventative talk on why they shouldn't be such assholes

>>534393947
the vibes were not enough

Quick throw me some numbers

>>534393914
3 more hours till habbening time
trvst the plvn

Well what do I do now for the night.

What happened to believing the stealth launch thing? Isn't this part of the plan?

>>534393665
It’s gonna be a stealth launch, we already knew that. This statement is running consistent with that, how retarded are you people?

>>534394161
stealth stress test

>>534394161
even one of the core devs doesnt know what happening how are we supposed to believe anything

>>534393665
this may be the greatest prank in private server history

>>534394161
What happened to round robin queues?

You guys are more delusional than ASOIAF fans that think Winds will come out this year

>>534394310
Shot down immediately by 90% of the discord server shitting on it.

It's stealth launching in 38 minutes, I saw it in a vision.

POCHIE SISTERS STAND DOWN….BUT STAND BY

>turtle will unironically launch before this nigger trash server

>>534394185
if it's a stealth launch just fire up the fucking servers

>STEALTH LAUNCH IN 3 HOURS GET READY SISTERS
STEALTH LAUNCH IN 3 HOURS GET READY SISTERS
>STEALTH LAUNCH IN 3 HOURS GET READY SISTERS
STEALTH LAUNCH IN 3 HOURS GET READY SISTERS

>getting the FRESH vibes from turtle blooming
uh oh, epoc chan, better hurry up!

>>534394447
But then it wouldn't be stealthy anon

im going to bed, hope you retards get to play soon

>>534382671 (OP)
>Server launch soon
I just woke up and there is no new updates
WHy play with my feelings like that?

>>534394326
Winds 2024 :pray:

i keep believing, don’t know about you but i’m still holding on

>>534394651
>>534393665
Launch SOON

>>534393396
The ones that bring it up or talk about it a lot are usually the liars or ones that had nothingburger MOS. Not that there's anything wrong with that on its own, but when its brought up like that when literally no one asked or insulted him about it, it's in extremely poor taste. Most guys who actually saw action or got fucked up really do not want to talk about it openly, even in private with their own kind

>>534394763
hopebros will win in the end

saturday evening stealth launch just as planned, I dont know why you thought they'd have it any other way

>>534394768
I'm going back to bed

>say that they want a stealth launch and that they don't want to say exact time server will be up
>proceed to not say exact time servers will be up

Uuuhhh... So why are browns upsetti again?

>nooticing

>>534394992
they can't read english

>>534394992
Beats me

>>534393665
A magic 8-ball would be more accurate than listening to the epoch devs...

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534395178
REAL

TONIGHT

>>534395281
tranny logged off likely not until tomorrow

So the discord lost its bite as soon as Kes mentioned mental health?

Magic important update IMO, shits on general without pings or nothing

>>534395319
HOLY FVVVVARRRKAAAAAA

Shrodinger's epoch...

>>534382787
MOP trannies BTFO permanently.

I feel like lying down...

>>534393665
>I admit our PR has been bad
>anyway here's the dumbest possible thing I could say

>>534395436
if they just spent 15 minutes a day communicating the way magic is right now there would be no problems

>>534395436
slightly better response than what they've been giving

>>534394992
They’re shitskins, what do you expect? I imagine they’d be better off splitting coconuts & picking berries or whatever

OPEN THE OTHER CHAT CHANNELS MAGIC YOU FUCK.

>tranime images
>retarded posts

I'M READY TO PLAY

>>534382796
>everyone is demoralized
not everyone: >>534382448
this chad will never turn into a tranny or homo

How do /we/ improve epoch's communication, bros?

in a couple hours kaytotes will wake up, then the server will launch - i don’t see any other option for them

Wait are these devs based?

MAGIC YOU GIGANIGGER I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ STOP SHITPOSTING AND BRING THE SERVER UP

>>534395574
This. There would not be nearly as much animosity if they just did this.

>>534395763
no, he's probably one of those far leftists that thinks reddit is all right-wing chuds

>>534395772
>a post saying "we're opening the servers soon :)" every day for 2 weeks
solid

>>534395763
As shit as reddit is, who else plays WoW pservers? What other audience is there?

>>534395859
Better than fucking nothing.

>>534395658
There is no point opening the rest of the channels until launch.
Look at the quality of general ffs, it mellowed out with Kes post but its not gonna last forever.

>>534395859
better than
>got what i need goodnight
every night with radio silence for a week straight

>>534393665
MoP won

>>534395742
it starts in 2022 with not picking someone's grad school comp sci degree project as the scripting engine:
>https://github.com/tswow/tswow
these guys are retarded noobs. they have been making every single mistake in the book.

Epoch will end up with 300 players 6 months from now, mark my words.

EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT!

>>534395763
He's just lying to make himself look cool. He's a crypto shill after all, he's used to it.

>>534395986
just enough time for the next fresh

>>534393867
Funny how almost nobody else has picked up on that.

>>534395931
That shit was insufferable. He really thinks he sounds cool too.

>>534395986
>Epoch will end up with 300 players 6 months from now
still more than they expected
also comfy

>>534395763
they devs ARE fucking redditors. that's the first step in unraveling the puzzle that was Project Epoch.

>>534395678
Wahhhh. Guys Keep doomposting about the server we all want to play on…go be miserable somewhere else it’s POCHIE night!

https://files.catbox.moe/hoe25v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8un1qx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jppqqb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lbus7m.png

bonus cunny enjoyer edition
https://files.catbox.moe/kcn2ue.png

a janny had a melty over whitemane getting fucked by a dog kek

>>534395574
they need a community manager whose job is to talk to the community and try to suss out what their concerns are, make sure they're heard, communicate these concerns to the devs and then reports back. and then that same person would talk to the devs to get updates on things to bring back to the community, and help the developers draft statements and coordinate how they're going to keep everyone informed of shit.

they have 6 community moderators but all those guys do is ban emojis and complain about how mean chat is, they're more concerned with silencing the community than listening to them.

>>534395859
No, a post giving vague updates is better than
>We're making great progress, the server is ready. to launch
>72hours ago

There would be complains but not at this level


>>534395763
Looks like a 100% PR post to me, they've been shilling on whatever the private server reddit is called for sure

>>534396083
>cant find groups for dungeons
>cant find groups for alts
>AH is fucking dead
so comfy ~^_^~

>>534396118
>just 2 more weeks bro, he said soon!!!

>>534396148
very nice

>>534396171
if I can get a 5man dungey group going that's all I need

>>534396083
given the current state of affairs, it would be a success. and yes, comfy indeed.

>>534396152
What honestly is even worth listening to from the general chat? It's filled with freshfags/tourists pissing and shitting all over the place.

>>534396148
Do you have catbox link for the archive
your posts have been the only thing in these god awful threads.

>>534396152
These problems start from the top down. Kaytotes is a faggot.

Stress test #27 up now!

>>534395997
EPOCH DIES TONIGHT!

>>534396148
The bonus cunny is incredibly good

>>534396285
https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z

Magic said he’s ready to play - what does that mean?

>>534396338
thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPDHzWwGSa4
PRAY TO THE LIGHT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534396364
waiting for papa kaytotes to wake up and say he has permission to push the button

>>534396194
See you on guru tonight senpai!

>>534396364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q

>>534396171
>guild dungeons runs
>not forced to bring preraidBIS to raids since dungeons PUGs are only a thing on peak times, but that's for raiding
>same with consumables since there is no potions on the AH

Sounds like a dream come true

>>534396118
>go be miserable somewhere else it’s POCHIE night!
I am a /wpsg/ refugee. Don't make me log into Turtle. I am trying to keep my internal hype train going for Ambershire FRESH.

I promise I am not a troondle shill though. It's just that I want to play a wow fresh right now, and I know that turtle russian mafia tranny shenna's server works.

I haven't sperged out a single time during this failed launch. Weird...

>>534396304
Thanks I thought it turned out pretty great, only took one gen too

maybe i should do the other girls too

>>534396281
if i were the community manager i'd make a channel that only people who had been in the server for longer than this last month could be in for this kind of thing for starters. nothing these launch tourists have to say is worth listening to.

it's not even about a solution necessarily, it's just having someone that's part of the team but still in their corner and is listening to them. and when they get answers back from the devs that directly address their concerns, even if it's not the answer they want to hear, it's much much much healthier than this 2h CD bullshit.

>>534396286
i'm inclined to agree that the problem is him, i feel like he's horrible at delegation and coordination. often times it feels like all the various team members are working and making statements totally independent of each other. the Gurubashi Discord has had problems because 1 mod says it's okay to post a link to advertise but another will time them out for 7 days. it's extremely messy and chaotic, and it's a chaotic situation sure, but 2 weeks is more than enough time to have these issues ironed out.

>the year is 2030
>"soon" he said, it will be up "soon"
>i've given them the last 200 bucks in my bank account since they need all the donos they can get
>pochie_hype_34 said he saw kaytotes come online on discord for 22 seconds earlier today but didn't get a screenshot
>magic posted his usual daily hype messages twice today, this has to mean something.
>Surely, tonight is pochie night...

POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY

>>534396521
>I haven't sperged out
yea that's fucking weird, what are you doing here?

>>534396441
I should rewatch The Warriors, was that Rockstar game actually good?

>>534396690
no, no rockstar games are good. is the warriors good though?

>>534396690
yeah it was pretty good, if you're a big fan of the film it's basically just fanservice

I'm in. Hey, at least I can play...

>>534396790
I should check it out honestly

alright i guess i should go fap before the servers come up
but draenei or goblins?

>>534393665
I was supposed to shit on you epoojeet delusional niggercucks, but after reading that even i feel just bad for you guys

>>534396690
what rkstr game?

Reminder that Turtle WoW's install is bigger than Retail WoW.

>>534396815
>he pays for a worse version of something free

cattle

>>534396894
>orc priest

>>534396894
If they don't do cool racial things like priests why does it matter if the races can be other classes?

>>534396894
>orc priest
retard

>>534396894
It's just retail

>>534396973
Orc Shadow Priests are lore

>orc priest
they wen't from a cool vanilla+ into a clown funserver
cringe, luckly turtol fresh is nearing.

>>534396902
The Warriors one

>>534396894
>nelf paladin

>>534396894
they should tie these to some kind of unlock quest at level 60, like dwarf warlock should have a dark iron quest line that's centered on the lategame DI zones. honestly reputation grind like allied races in retail would be cool IF it weren't timegated and you could earn rep doing anything in the game. (professions, pve, pvp, BGs, whatever)

>>534396894
orc priest is the only one that doesn't really make sense, would love to see nelf paladin

What's the best class on Turtle for Ambershire? Here are things I like:
>pvp
>leveling fast
>level 60 dungeons

here are things i don't much care for:
>raiding, especially with /wpsg/ troons.

what's the best class for pvp pwnage in BGs on Ambershire?

Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my human paladin!

>>534397148
>cute nelfie paladins bubbling me
Can't wait

>>534397134
never heard of that game or the movie
is it like clockwork orange?

make night elf priests female only

>>534396894
>the LORE server
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>534396690
>>534397134
it's a FANTASTIC beat 'em up. even better if you have someone to play with.

>>534397127
The CM literally has no power to do anything, he's just coping

>>534397195
And then get your ass to the Barrens pronto.

>>534397148
Makes more sense than regular priest for night elves.

>>534397204
just go watch it, shouldn't be hard to find, if you like Clockwork orange you'll like the warriors

>>534397180
paladin is THE hero class on turtle

>>534396894
I unironically want Wildhammer Dwarf Druids.

Currently 1am. Would it be a mistake to stay up for 2 more hours or should I sleep? I don't have a job.

>>534397195
Based. Glad to see sluts that know their place.

>>534397204
tone-wise it's not dissimilar. but maybe a bit more like escape from new york. it's good!

>>534397204
Eh not really, it's kind of a thriller where The Warriors have to clear their name after being set-up. The visuals are really fun and each gang in it has a very unique visual style.

>>534397298
>>534397376
alright I'll pirate it and check it out surprised i had never heard of this film before

>>534397180
From what I hear shammy & drood are actually stealth OP.

>>534397345
You could nap for two hours and be fresh for the launch

>>534397331
This would be unfettered kino, but unfortunately they wouldn't get their own tweaked druid forms to reflect it. Having the wildhammer tattoos with the non-gay new models would be tight.

>2h till prime habbening time

POCHIE SOON

GET YOUR SUPLIES READY

>>534397204
from what i have seen from clips, The Warriors movie is like if a bunch of gay african american theater nerds started doing crime on subways,
>while being gayniggers.

but i haven't seen the movie. is this an accurate description of The Warriors?

>>534397463
True...Honestly I think I've purposefully napped in preparation for something maybe once in my life before. I'll try it.

did the hordeniggers ruin the thread already? we were all having fun talking about warcraft women fucking shotas

>>534397486
My Monster ultras are cold. I jerked off already. POCHIE NIGHT!

>>534396894
I know none of these will come to fruition because this is just some fuck ass CM
but
>Dwarf Warlock
Its okay, Dark iron have warlocks don't they? much less wacky than shamans, even if they somehow make sense.
>Troll druid
On the edge, they get along with nature but don't really venerate it. Troll warlocks make much more sense since they deal with spirits, souls and dark magic.
>Nelf Paladin
lol. lmao.
>Orc mage/Priest
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>No gnome paladin
literally the only other silly class that would make sense because they just hang out with dwarfs and are adaptable.

>>534391952
>>534391954
>they're calling it "fiasco" themselves
vibes status?

tauren priest already is utterly disgusting, rogue would be way cooler instead.

>>534397610
the anon got banned retard

>>534397435
hope you like it as much as i did

So you retards are going to seriously keep these threads alive when its confirmed that there will be no server for 3+ days? Have fun lol

ALERT

>>534396364
when we needed him most, he returned.....

Where is it?

THINGS ARE HOPENING?

>>534396295
Can it really die, if it's never actually been alive?

so the patch update was another lie? roflmao faggots

>>534397638
What's wrong with Orc mage?

If warriors can have bladestorm and mages can have arcane barrage then why can't we also have lava burst and chaos bolt and explosive shot and penance?

Reminder: hunter and warlock pets are still very broken and haven't been fixed yet. There are also 1500 other bugs that need fixing still.

>>534397486
Fine I'll take a funny gummy, It'll probably kick in before then.
Hopefully pochie will be up!

TELL ME LIES
TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

>>534397696
i got better
https://files.catbox.moe/rhupxi.png

>>534397758
>kaytotes mentions how they'd have to do a stleath launch to not fuck up the server
>These fags can't resist dropping hints
I don't blame him for being in a bad mood all the time if this is his team

>>534397737
>>534397758
HABBENING

GET READY BROS

>>534397871
Orcs are too fucking stupid to manipulate magic.
Elements arent magic, shamans are just a conduits of the elemental force, mostly through wisdom.
Magic is inherently tied to intellect, scholars, and the sort. Its sorta like the maths of magics.

>they doubted

It's not happening tonight. You people are not nearly demoralized enough.

Turtle BG rank-grinding tier list:
A: Shaman, Warrior, Warlock
A-: Priest, Paladin, Druid, Mage
B: Hunter, Rogue

This will change a bit after they add arenas in the upcoming PvP overhaul patch, with the main one being Rogue getting way better in the 2v2 or 3v3 context as opposed to the 10-15 player matches in non-AV battlegrounds where Turtle Rogue is absolutely fucking terrible.

>>534397958
little hints are good for morale, it might be at an all time low without them, it'll be fine

if an orc can be a warlock he can be a mage
>b-b-b-but--
he can, warlocks are also autists

TBC chads, afflie voidwalker on 1target + drain taking the other or demonology dot + wand?

It's going to be hilarious when this all just leads up to another "test" followed by another 2 days of "soon"

>>534398016
Orcs are not low IQ, stop spreading human propaganda.

Why are Trolls able to be mages? Are Trolls supposed to be way smarter than Orcs? Because of their connection to Elves?

>>534397638
>Its okay, Dark iron have warlocks don't they? much less wacky than shamans, even if they somehow make sense.
wildhammer have shaman so it's not that crazy. the issue is you don't have wildhammer customization options. but you can make a dark iron looking character, so warlock fits.
>Orc mage/Priest
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i would accept priests if they were locked to shadow spec by default. you could say the Light/Shadow thing is common enough that they were able to learn some healing magic from Trolls and Forsaken who use it but this generation of orc priests are like first generation so they won't master the healing magic for some time.

>>534397610
>we
>fucking shotas
no xir, (We) were not. shame on you. (You) are gay.

lol i opened up epoch patcher and when I pressed play absolutely nothing happened
not even on task manager what the fuck

Ross bros....

ITS OUT CHECK THE LAUNCHER
LETS GOOOOOO!!!

>>534398153
Let the community fester, everyone will change their tune once the server is back for good.
But I think they're going to have to still take it down a couple times at least the first few days

>>534398135
I think I'm gonna have a comfy time healing BGs as holypriest

>POCHIE IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS GET YOUR FINAL PREPS IN

>>534398198
Do you have a 2nd monitor? If so I'd go with DoT'ing and Wanding, if not then Vwalker drain tanking is pretty kino.

Magic is a cryptobro
All he knows how to do is generate fake hype for things that will never happen

>>534398016
it's more that orcs just don't have any kind of link to the arcane at all and none of the other 3 races they're allied with are particularly arcane inclined either.

>>534398153
no, little hints run 180 degrees counter to stealth launch. you are getting into 3D chess territory there.

IT'S UP

I'M FROM 2 HOURS AND 2 MINUTES FROM NOW AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU

>>534397871
>>534398243
orcs simply have never been competent at arcane magic going back to warcraft 1, and even made death knights rather than countering human mages with their own. every orc mage would basically be a cringeworthy OC Donut Steele tier character just as, for example, gnome druid
instead of arguing for orc mage you may as well argue for all race/all class. which may be a popular feature, i don't know.

>>534398198
warlock is going to be OP, that's the class to go with, if not hunter. if you care about leveling, but also all the other aspects of the game, i mean.

>>534384960
>portable AH/Bank/Vendor
I thought turtle had no p2w? Curious...

Did you guys really already forget that pets don't even work yet?

>>534398592
How are Trolls competent at magic but not Orcs? That makes no sense? They live in basically the same conditions.

when is the shadow launch lads?

>>534398658
>pet classes
I don't give a fuck about that lil bro.

>>534398680
>They live in basically the same conditions.
They literally are from different planets.

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534398603
sorry, i mean if they fix the fucking pet bugs. do not roll hunter or warlock on this launch, save it for next launch.

>>534398430
Sounds about right, demonology is too braindead for a comfy leveling experience

>>534398603
I'm already sold on warlock
I was going to play a paladin or hunter but both classes are overpopulated and I'm too much of a hipster

>server is going to come up right when kaytotes wakes up
we both know it to be true

>>534398680
the orcs and trolls have only been cohabiting for a few years, you wouldn't see orc mages be a thing until the next generation of orcs. and that probably wouldn't even be truly feasible until blood elves join the horde as they're an old race that's proficient with the arcane.

>>534398798
the pet bug was related to the population problems i'm pretty sure, they should be alright now

>Cats yet again objectively the best DPS pet despite it being a vanilla+ server
You'd think they'd give us more options....


>>534398761
Are you implying genetics predispose certain races to be more magically-inclined?

>>534398808
>too much of a hipster
unintentionally based. i too would roll the warlock on epoch

>>534398798
pets worked fine last test
They either fixed them or they didn't work because the server was dying

https://files.catbox.moe/aep8is.png
https://files.catbox.moe/td3azi.png

>>534398798
Last test I finally had a pet as a hunter and it was working fine. Even after despawning and respawning it by getting on the cart.

>>534397638
>lol. lmao.
Night elves can already be priests and warriors. Ofc they should be able to be p*ladins as well.

>>534398864

are you getting on your old characters right away or checking out the new starter zone(s)

>>534398870
pet bugs can't be related to population. that would be even worse than if they weren't.

pet bugs are related to things like TsWoW: >>534395986

>>534398995
>the new starter zone(s)
those are going to be garbage rushed out content

>>534398995
I'm gonna see how the gnomes are

I'll be honest with you guys I don't think Ross is the worst compared to other of their shitheads

>>534399037
Source?

>>534398995
new areas because that's where most of the players are going to be now

>>534398958
Paladins should be locked to Eastern Kingdoms races.

>>534398680
The hex ability from wc3 is kind of like a polymorph, that's the best I can do

>>534398961
Mrs. Kaytotes must be a very sexually frustrated woman

>>534398995
I'm gonna reroll and check out the night elf starting zone

They do read here, though. We are the sensible men.