Shortstacked Edition
>NewsTurtle WoW is releasing a FRESH server (RP-PVE) called Ambershire on August 17th. Meanwhile Project Epoch is still dead.
>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless)
Azerotica - https://azerotica.net (ERP Classic+)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com (WotLK)
>Guilds<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW (Nordanaar server), crossfaction, whisper anyone
>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
>Previous Thread>>534041415
>>534383684>not posting on this trash thread with an avatarfaggot OP>make a new onelol
lmao even
shit thread make a new one all fields plus spamming/flooding + L
>>534383559 (OP)Im going to make that spic tranny scream.
The effeminate moans erupting from the room are going to haunt his father for the rest of his spic life
>>534384001you won't do shit lil bro, sit down
>>534384001You won't even contact him.
>>534384001Stop bullying Narue! She's done nothing wrong!
>no no no you can only name-drop fmc people here
shut up
>>534384248Bullying?
That is exactly what that faggot wants.
>trying to force a literal who shitskin avatarfag from a dead general and DoA server when we already have legends like sylma, aoiyuki and elaynna
I only know the first namerop because of the wolf memes
Who the fuck are the other 2?
>you can only name-drop fmc people here
this but unironically
fuck off back to /epog/ tourist retard
narue shits on anything fmc ever produced
>>534384714Why is it so cold? Oh ye cuz it be ded like the server lmao
So nure is the new flavor of the month for our resident stalker?
Find one(1) single flaw if you dare
>>534385349Piercings give me the ick
I'm sorry
Narue is hot. I hit her up on Discord and she replied once but I guess she wasnโt down.
>>534385349FMC could never
>>534385349Made for turtle-bulls.
>>534385349Asalys looks like this!?
>>534385349Narue mogs every tranny in FMC
>>534385349Impossible. Literally perfect. A goddess of beauty and love! A maiden sent from the heavens above! 10/10
>no you canโt talk about this namefag
>you may only talk about fmc approved namefags
It's insane how BOTH a fresh turtle realm and a new ascension cash grab couldn't kill the Epoch hype. It really says a lot about bother servers, huh?
>fmctroons mad because the thread isnโt about them
lmao
Slow n steady bros... Not like this
NOT
LIKE
THIS
>>534386289It is insane and the mental disorder is called Stockholm syndrome.
>>534386431People just don't like the shitty low effort Turtle content I think
>>534386289There's no epoop hype left. It's all just spectators gawking at the mess and fucking with the lolcow devs at this point.
>>534386569Low effort content is better than no effort put into making sure your server works.
>>534385412>deletedHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534386421Narue prefers it fast n sloppy.
Uh.. uhm. Quick! Talk about Torzag!
Elicia! Stab!!
>>534385412Narue won.
FMC lost.
>log in
>slut whispers me within seconds
>starts telling me she met a new friend who wants to meet me
>have elite quests so tell her to meet up and bring her friend
>her friend is another slut
>do my quests
>my health bar never hits below 90% the entire time because these two sluts are tripping over themselves to heal me up
>clear the quests
>"were we good girls? maybe good enough... to get our own reward?"
>four hour three-way erp session where these sluts worship more than just my health bar
>turn in quests
>get a level
>>534388038and then you woke up
Narue plays on Turtle since Epoch never happened but she plans on switching over to Ambershire. Her gnome is really cute.
>>534383559 (OP)is it true if you finish a slow and steady now you keep your 200 points for fresh?
if so... anyone know how to get to 60 fast? I have multiple 60s and plenty of gold, but I cant find any twink gear to buy and I think carries are banned arent they?
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I kind of want to make a gnome warrior on epoch the racials are super fitting
>>534388616>on epochSorry Kaytotes is too sleepy to run a server
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I was able to get this last time on Epoch the PvP item progression as you level is really nice. I can't wait to see more of it
I still haven't decided what class to play on Kezan myself but I'm leaning towards Hunter or Priest!! They both look good it's so refreshing to finally get another decent vanilla+ option
Does anyone use a Warmane 3.3.5a Client for a different Wrath server?
I've got my server set up and everything, and I can connect to it even through a hotspot on my phone, so I know my port forwarding worked correctly. But the other user in a different place is trying it, and all he sees is the message that he's entered invalid information. This tells me that even though the realmlist was updated to my IP address, the client is still connecting to Warmane.
What's even weirder is that I downloaded the warmane client, and it worked perfectly for me. I just changed the realmlist, and it works.
Epoch launch tonight you guys hyped?
>>534388295if you have guildies that are willing to help, you can get carried 15-60 easily doing dungeons
you tag the mobs while not being in a party inside the dungeon and they kill them, you have to keep reforming the party so you don't get teleported out
>>534385349those hands are perfect for assaulting women in restrooms
>>534390864>lil bro forgot to take the name offlaugh at this threadwarring faggot
>>534385870what's the taekwon of wow
>>534385349>dat mummy tummy
>>534385870>>534385349Who are these cute boys
>>534391658>he doesn't know
>>534385412>>534390864lmao you lost and now you've bent the knee
>>534391913No i dont orbit trannies on wow private servers, you are right
The best revenge you can get on the schizos is just playing the game and having fun while they languish in this thread chanting your name over and over.
>>534393398True
I crafted wolfshead today on bbc+
Might start crafting leather helmets for profit
>>534393608Nice stats! I finished RFC on a new character I made. Nothing useful dropped but I finished every quest.
>the /epog/ thread op has an image from turtle wow
>the /wpsg/ thread op has an image from /epog/
both made by the same person...
>>534385349you mean we could have gotten even cuter trannies if only they were allowed to transition earlier so they dont kill themselves? i feel like i got robbed by listening to white women and voting for drumpf
>>534395987>"i'm not cute because DRUMPF"a cope / tds cocktail
>/wpsg/ has normal women and men and few tranny chasers
>/epog/ has all the schizos, browns and trannies
crazy
turtle wow quel'thalas kino
>>534396887Release the files :)
one reply and I post the nigger folder
they need to release bronzewing classic+ (BWC+)
the only time i ever post is to shittalk myself in the thread
||nureinul||
lmao why is the tranny mod monitoring this thread so hard, you got nothing better to do faggot?
>>534383559 (OP)How come none of the pservers have like a website with FULL info just 'what's new/coming'? Like if I want to know ALL the races it has and such there's no way to know.
>>534399248Some new Jantran has a script that tells them whenever someone posts the word NIGGER and is deleting posts like a fucking NIGGER
>>534399248He's been doing if for a while. Blame Midna and his tranny brigade.
>>534399602They all use discord like retards.
Patch is up you doubleniggers
Redpill me on all the new thread schizos i havent checked this place for a hot minute
All hail Narue, Queen of /wpsg/
they should add gnome priests on turtle wow for narue to play
>>534388295Dungeon spamming because experience isn't limited there, now they're closing that loophole because niggers were spamming dungeons 24/7 instead of donating
>>534405161>now they're closing that loophole because niggers were spamming dungeons 24/7 instead of donatingwhat???????????
>>534403891hes also mostly kneeling when im over
>>534405219i assume people power leveled alts for the 200 coins in dungeons
>>534405313Are youโฆ are you bragging about getting a blowjob from a tranny?
>bragging about getting a blowjob from a tranny
torzag...
>>534406305What no blowjob
>>534383559 (OP)>leveling on westfall>a lvl 60 horde ganking the defias messenger and defias traitor mobs>killing anyone on warmode>when asked why>>UH WELL I PLAY HOW I WANT, THIS IS FUN TO ME these people need to get their head bashed in, there are certain litmus tests of being an irredeemable piece of shit that should have been just aborted and this is one of them
>>534407941uhm turtle fixed this sweaty...
>>534408074this JUST happened 5mins ago ON TURTLE so no they didnt
any argument whatsoever against permabanning these retards is cuck mentality
>so what he wanted to fuck over your game!! thats part of his fun, we have to be tolerant
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*ahem*
ANONYMOUS from the World of Warcraft Private Server General stated that "Turtle WoW is the best version of the game in history!" I bring this up as evidence that 4chan.org has drawn attention and sales away from World of Warcraftโข
>>534406174they're the best at it, you're delusional if you disagree
>>534383559 (OP)If gnomes actually looked like that in game I would rape them until they were pregnant
Captcha: 0stds
I've never gotten a blowjob from a tranny but I have given a tranny a blowjob several times (same tranny each time not multiple trannys to be clear)
>>534407941>expecting shoe nigger mains to have a brainjust report them, the troondle GMs actually take these things serious, they will teleport him away and give him a warning, if they come back report again and they will get a ban
>>534408194Are you on telabim
attacking those npcs is supposed to spawn an enemy or something? But last I heard about that feature was about a year ago, maybe they removed it.
Also other common griefing, killing flight masters, gives them a buff that makes them stronger so they can't keep killing them
>>534408194It's called emergent gameplay bro
Just beg local defense for help as if the other level 20s can do anything
Just call your level 60 friends for help. Maybe they will come hoping the enemy players won't run away this time
why are trannies crossposting here now? are you that desperate for attention fucking loser
>>534408370You joke but that would be evidence that Turtle Wow is providing a "market substitute" which hurts them in a copyright infringement case.
In this case, THJ's lawyers aren't even trying to argue they didn't infringe Daybreak's copyright. In fact they're effectively admitting it, which legally is probably their smartest move since they did infringe copyright, blatantly so, and no judge would say otherwise. They're now at the point where they're not trying to win, they're just trying to lose as little as they can by downplaying the damages they've caused so they will owe less money when they lose.
>>534410183>Just beg local defense for help as if the other level 20s can do anythingOn a PVP server a level 60 would come and bail you guys out if you asked for help.
>>534411573No they wouldn't because long time world pvpers know that the second you show up the pussy ass bitch will run away meaning you wasted your time traveling for nothing. The correct thing to do would be ganking the enemy levelers which isn't really an option in westfall or durotar so you just ignore it because it builds character or filters the shitters
>>534397310Haven't touched turtle in like 14 months, and it looks like alliance is still getting all the content. Aryan high elf chuds keep winning.
>>534388827I'd swap 3 points from enrage to tactical mastery. Unless you want to get clowned on.
>>534416428that's a silvermoon raid
in that patch horde will be getting zul'aman capital
>>534416428Horde are getting a new capital in two weeks.
>>534416696what do you mean? i dont think there are new capitals in 1.18
roadmap
>>534397715
emmm
isn't karazhan hard as fuck?
>>534417153Havent played Kara40 yet, but....there are multiple raid-centric guilds that still have that raidon progression, nevermind many other that havent even tried it.
And in Kara40, for being the most difficult raid, you only get an intermediary set of armor (3.5). Grim Batol will be were we will get the 4 Tier armor set.
>>534417580>tier 4jesus fucking christ, we're gonna have tbc levels of power soon
>>534416428In 1.18 Alliance are getting three new zones (Grim Reaches, Northwind, and Balor), two dungeons (Stormwrought Ruins and Dragonmaw Retreat), two new subzones (Rugford's Mountain Rest and Ursan Heights).
Horde are getting no new zones, no new dungeons, and two new subzones (Slickwick Oil Rig and Earthen Ring).
The new arena is also Alliance-coded since it's high elf themed.
1.18 is undeniably an Alliance patch.
>>534418041You can just do all the shit as Horde anway
>>534418675The new zones will be hard to reach as Horde and wonโt feature any reason to go there. Northwind requires you to run through Stormwind for example. Even the new dungeons will be a pain in the ass for the Horde to get to.
>>534419045Nothing you said disproves what i said
>>534418041This isn't accurate.
>NorthwindThis is an Alliance zone. No Horde quest hub or flightpath.
>Balor and Grim ReachesThese zones are both shared by Alliance and Horde as they both have quest hubs and flight paths into these zones.
>Stormwrought Ruins and Dragonmaw RetreatThey're located in Balor and Grim Reaches, which as aforementioned are shared by Horde and Alliance.
Alliance does get one extra zone but that's really it.
>>534419529true
turtle wow devs don't make mirrored content, so sometimes there are horde locations, sometimes alliance locations in different patches
silvermoon raid with kael'thas as a finale boss
grim batol raid with deathwing as a finale boss
kino?
>>534419705I don't think content has to be 100% mirrored. I think Turtle is doing right by giving Horde and Alliance new stuff even if Alliance might get a little more. 1.18 feels like they got it right.
When I spoke to the Turtle devs years back about this, they said basically it was easier to expand on the Alliance side of things than the Horde side of things. I gave them some suggestions on storylines they could follow Horde-wise and it does seem like they at least listened because one of the big ones was "follow up on a lot of the Orc clans that vanilla forgot" and that seems to be the focus on this patch.
>>534420256yeah
also about northwind, it's just an area between stormwind and dun morogh
it would be really weird if the horde could do quests there
maybe create a forest troll on ambershire? melee hunter for example
just as zul'jin will most likely return to zul'aman in the quel'thalas patch
it's cool that he'll return as a horde character, now they just need to bring back the alliance second war veterans from outland....
by the way, for those who didn't know, he already appeared on turtle wow in amani'alor, but then disappeared again for no reason
also in vanilla wow, the revantusk tribe was waiting for zul'jin to come back, but then when the blood elves joined the horde, he never did. but the revantusk tribe stayed in the horde
>Mystic Yayo'jin says this when talking about the Vilebranch and Witherbark: "If Zul'jin were here, he would have destroyed the whole lot of them with a flick of his wrist - alas, Zul'jin has not yet returned and we are left to our own devices." Some have suggested that this implied that Zul'jin was intended to be the leader of the Revantusks at some point. However this could just be referencing the great reverence all forest trolls have towards Zul'jin, who managed to bring all the tribes together, something that hadn't been seen since the Troll Wars.
>>534420402True.
There are basically two Horde zones they should do off the top of my head.
1) Echo Isles. Should be expanded because it's way too small in vanilla compared to what it was in WCIII.
2) Undermine. Technically two zones because you have a top side and the interior. I would love to see inside the Undermine and have quests where I'm doing dirty work for various cartels. Very mafia themed type stuff.
>>534421839And on that Undermine technically wouldn't even be Horde only. You could include the Alliance as well since the goblins at large are neutral.
>>534421839nice boat routes
https://ascension.gg/en/news/warcraft-reborn-expanded-azeroth-exp-and-difficulty/504
>Experience rates have been lowered to x1
I wonder how hard the classless zoomzoom playerbase are seething about this.
Now they just need to do something about heirlooms and lootboxies and this will be the best Classic+ server there is.
>>534423876It's a mashup of the worst parts of vanilla with the worst parts of modern WoW, I can't wait to see this disaster
>>534423876As long as they have a horrible cash shop, I won't be playing on their server.
>>534419529Horde has a flight path to grim batol?
>>534426339there would be a horde town in grim reaches yeah
>Flight, Horde: Shatterblade Post, Grim Reaches Hammerfall, Arathi Highlands
guy made cheap jokes on my expense after I carried him through half the dungeon and now he's mad I kicked him.
>>534425287I bet you play turtle, and they have portable auction/bank/vendor, though.
>>534428231It's okay when troondle does it.
Ascension cash shop let's you skip the only content I can do (leveling)
>>534428836Makes sense bro
>>534427904You kicked him because he tickled you? Thats sad, dude.
>>534427904You sound like one of those epoch mods.
>>534431504>>534432438don't act like a fag and don't spam chat, simple as
>check bronzebear new video
>warrior has CS raging blow dragon roar heroic leap ravager stormbolt
Bro like I mained warrior on the nu-wow expansions that added these skills and I had big fun, but putting this shit in classic bro? Iunno man. I don't know if you guys understand the implications heroic leap has in the classic world.
>>534433204Shut up soft gay tranny
>warrior also has gladiator stance
Bronzebear is gonna be 80% warriors
>>534433204based. fuck disrespectful and time-consuming retailniggers
>>534433384enjoy your 90 mins in queue :)
>>53443362390 mins queue for men to put it in your gay sissy ass
when i see a retard i don't like, like another warrior or pala i just kick them
if they try to talk back to me i just kick them
i find party instantly, they do not
>>534434318>90 mins queue for men to put it in your gay sissy assGiwtwm
This is why I was the tank. I can't be waiting 90 minutes for that I need it NOWWWWWW!!!!
NEW BRONZESLOP BBC+ VIDEO ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf2OG8oNL2Y
Is there a guild on ascension's area 52? I need one to join.
>>534439219Nobody plays 52 we only play bbc+
Hop on
What class should I play when Ambershire launches? I like Paladin but half the server will Paladins again. Whats gonna be in demand long term?
>>534439557Druids
Warriors
Shamans
Warlocks
Mages
Priests
>>534439557Warlock for summoning people to raids
>>534439319In that case, is there a guild on bronzebeard? (I assume that's what BBC+ is. I'm new.)
>>534439557Shamans
Warlocks
>>534439838Area 52 is their "old" classless realm
Bronzebeard is their "new" ptr realm thats paid access but you can get the access keys for free, for example here
And yes i play bronzebeard and will form a guild today for wpsg.
Im playing with 3~ buddies that are
>>534440005Are your friends le epib 4channers? I don't wanna play with gay redditor normalfags.
>>534440005>>534439838Bronzebeard is in beta and any character you'll make now will not port to main server once released
>>534439557Healers outside of Priests will always be needed, Shamans of any type because totems are useful as hell, and Warlock since no one wants to do summoning duty for that shit
>>534439557>True demandShaman, warlock
>False demand (I.E, wanted but not needed)Druid, Mages, Priests, Warrior (maybe, there may be a shitton of browns running around either way)
I can never get a perfect WoW experience
>retail is literal cancer
>turtle is great but there's no pvp and the client is dogshit
>bronzebeard is good but it's retail-
>epoch is DoA and even if it wasn't their devs and mods are insufferable and the server will be unplayable
>stormforge are hosting the shit expansions
>chromie is dead and full of spics
>goymane is full of genuine subhumans and it's a solved server
Kinda insane that turtle is the best option with thia doodoopoopoo client.
>>534441071What's retail-
>>534423876>>534424417Lemme explain this retards
1x in Wrath is Equal to 1.5x in Vanilla XP
they are experimenting with this because people even without looms were trailblazing all the way til 60 fast and not exploring the zones, quests and such to reach 60 without gold or all cities reps exalted.
>>534441381Go watch their latest youtube videos in bronzebeard.
>>534441654Aoiyuki my queen...
>>534441381I take that over troondle and your incessant indecise faggotry
>>534441784I'm asking you what it means
>>534440005Well now you potentially have one more. I just threw $15 at a pack to get access.
>>534442619>paying to play a beta
is there any reason to level alc on turtle as opposed to just making money other ways and buying all your consumes?
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Should I tell them what you did?
>>534443131Eh, money is no object. I'm paying to play with other people. On Area 52, I'm alone.
where is this? north of moonglade and winterspring?
>>534442579I aint your teacher
>>534444352>I have this opinion>Why>Nuhuh aint sayingFuck off
>>534444436Not him but not everyone is going to take the bait and engage in your dumb arguments. Just accept it and move on.
>>534444436I just don't feel like explaining basic shit that's obvious and has been mentioned in these threads multiple times.
>>534445503i remember there are these trees on retail there
>>534444872>>534445221Yeah better not engage in discussion about wow private servers, better make some more eceleb talks all day long, that's what the thread is for
imagine a new alliance race in the next turtle patch - furbolgs
they were an alliance race in warcraft rpg and 1.19 is kinda about them afterall
>>534443545Unless you have a reason to run a different prof alch saves you the most gold and gives you a free 10g every few days.
>>534446051dude no. we need some fuckable race or this server will die
>>534446159i figured theres a reason people still level it, thanks
>>534445805I don't post about no ecelebs and I facilitated a post to enable you to talk about private serves, yet you chose to ask retarded questions and go on autistic arguments.
>>534446682kinda feels like you could have just explained it in the same time or less that youve spent continuing to respond to that guy desu
>Waiting for Classic TBC
>Have an urge to shitpost on Classic: soloing dungeons as Hunter or Warlock
Should I go Turtle WoW for this expirement or create my own private server? How easy is it to create a private server for self use?
>>534447003Feels like you could have explained it youraeld instead
>>534447320>still kicking the can down the roadi dont know what it means either but im not the one who said it
>>534447671If you don't know then shut up nigga and stay not knowing.
>>534447868>i dont actually know what im saying but larp like i doah carry on
>>534440284No fucking shit nigga
>>534440241No normies
Im thinking of guild name but perhaps TND
Epoch servers JUST came back online and went live. After less than a minute the servers were already full with a queue of over a thousand.
Turtle lost.
Epoch won.
>>534448076Who are you quoting, nigga not in the know?
>>534448760Shut your gay ass up Kes aint nobody care
>>534448760damn dude turtle was live since 26th of july (epoch release date)
>>534448760>crashes 5m afterHow do we feel about this pochiesisters?
>>534449523i think that server is a social experiment at this point
>pochie discord right now
>>534448760>>534449523The reason for the stealth launch:
>bring up servers>if it sticks, hurray we launched guys>if it crashes, that wasn't the real launch ackshually and vibes are IMMACULATE update soon (24-48 hours)
>>534450412Uh oh janny is gonna have a melty
>>534448760and after 15 min they took it down, having forgotten to test the new starting zones. those silly ecuck devs... when will they learn?
Need a funny hecking wpsg guild name for bronzebeard
1)Truly Nice Dudes
2)LGBBC Plus
3)You
4)Big Guys
5)For You
Taking suggestions
>>534450412While trve I would rather not have Epoch poos flooding my server
>>5344568532 weeks since thats how long it will last
It's funny when people talk about playing warlock like summoning is some big hassle on turtle. There's a fairly cheap bag that holds 84 shards, has a 25% not to consume them, and drain soul is a part of your main rotation in raid. Also summoning doesn't usually start until the scheduled raid time. So you don't even need to be early, just not late.
>>534448760When will they open registrations back up? I canโt make an account. Fuck turtle and fuck tranny shenna
>>534457079true, don't believe the anti-warlock psyop
>>534457252they aren't saying. so epoch is effectively now a closed beta with no wipe. i'm just going to wait for Ambershire at this point.
>>534457079>having less bag space and being cucked by lazy niggers is actually a good thing
>>534456853Autism Awareness is my suggestion, but any name is okay with me.
>>534458209Thats an old ass wpsg name
what are you guys rolling on ambershire? i'm thinking undead warlock.
>>534460106i stil dont know but im probably going horde because i play alliance on nordanaar
maybe forest troll
>>534457872I don't see hunters whining about needing to fill their bags with arrows in order to play
>>534460541because theyre rewarded for doing so as ammo lets them play their class. summoning does nothing for you and everything for the person you are summoning
>>534460541yea, it's fucking annoying. especially when i am switching to melee spec and want to swap a bag for the quiver.
>>534460541>bag add attack speed>ammo adds damageGee I wonder why.
>>534459968I'm an old ass man.
I tried bronzebeard. It's fucking trash.
>retail character creation screen
>retail world map layouts and objective icons
>retail menus
>retail nameplates
>the "classic" nameplates don't look the same
>got 4 10 slot bags in 10 minutes
>random new flight paths
>class trainers littered everywhere
>a bunch of uglyfying changes to Stormwind
>you can choose the classic graphics but there's retail eye sore assets littered everywhere that stand out
>bunch of graphical UI bugs
>there's shit in the game that's as late as WoD at the minimum
There's nothing classic about this dogshit server. It's soulless vomit inducing retail-. All of that new gay shit yet they're still stuck on a stuttery 3.3.5 client. Frankensteinass server. Epoch was the best on paper but it's DoA and their devs and mods are the worst. I'm either staying on troondle's dogshit 1.whatever buggy shitty stuttery clunky client or I'm just gonna quit WoW.
These retarded devs have no taste and no swag and have no idea what's good and what's shit. Can't believe I kept hyping this pile of shit server in here for so long.
Might kill myself even.
>>534460541You haven't spoken to many hunters then.
>>534460806>rewardedIt's less that we're rewarded for using a quiver and more that we're punished if we don't. What's that, you have a 20 slot bag and it would be so nice to put your ammo in it instead of your 16 slot quiver? Too bad your quiver adds 15% attack speed you're forced to use it.
>>534464508I've seen pics of shadowlands mounts in the game.
>>534464879Major bruh moment. These bronzebeard devs must have started playing WoW in MoP or some shit. Epoch devs started playing WoW in roblox probably.
>>534465278Doing what? Its not doing anything.
>>534465278Apparently it came up today for only like 15 minutes before going down again constantly with the new gnome/troll starter areas being buggy as shit
>>534465142The problem is none of these devs have an eye for subtle yet tasteful changes. Actual monkeys.
>>534465584new gnome and troll starting zones sounds pretty cool
it would be nice to see something like that on turtle
what are they like on epoch?
>>534464508Ascension in general is for people that want something different from the same pserver they've played a hundred time since WoWbeez
>>534465921I only did the first 3 quests of the troll area before they took the server down but it was pretty large from what I could tell, with bridges connecting the islands.
>>534465278Not looking promising. It will be a miracle if they managed to reach some kind of stability this week before Ambershire swoops in to take the players that just wanted to play a freshie.
>>534466234If I wanted something different I'd play THPS4 or Diablo 2 (non resurrected). Calling this garbage classic+ is a fucking insult.
>>534465921Troll zone is huge and buggy and apparantly the new gnome zone has an area you can't even access because they forgot to put stairs, meaning you have to do a specific jump in order to get in
>>534466254>>534467564i didnt even know they had new starting zones
there is nothing about it on their website
>>534467564That isn't the gnome zone, it's literally anvilmar. The dwarf starting zone was just fucked for no reason and it took them over an hour to fix it. Wait until the actual custom content starts breaking, this shit will be down for weeks.
>>534466985Whatever. Seething because the nameplates are not the same and there's bags for newbies just makes you look autistic
can warlocks summon you crossfaction in twow, if you're in the same party?
this is fake but accurately reflects the vibes over in the epoch general. feel bad for anyone that got suckered into taking time off for this "launch" i.e., alpha test.
>>534470458Yes. Warlock summons and Mage portals work cross-faction.
>>534471887unironically the fake quit message is better than the actual real one we got hahahahahhaha
>"nooo we can't launch Kes needs to dialate again because xir was bullied again!"
how the fuck are there people saying you can get to 60 in 2 days /played
I'm at SIX hours and barely at lvl 10, with slow and steady
and this is with efficient leveling, no professions no afking
its gonna take me like 100 hours to get to 60
>>534475716see
>>534473661how the fuck do these devs always fuck up and they ALWAYS have some dumb excuse
I might as well wait for Blizz to announce something this month
>>534475760What you think is efficient, doesnt mean its actually efficient
>>534476113killing everything you see on the route to quest objectives, gather every quest in the zone then do them together, then turn in and move to next zone
other than getting carried by a 60 or getting boosted through a dungeon it doesnt get more efficient than this
any sheilunners want to do anything together
>>534476251I guess its impossible to be faster than that...
>>534476594other than getting carried like a faggot by your lvl 60 boyfriend YES
>>534477317>>534477767how do i filter words on 4chan.org
>>534478047you can't, it's bannable
Everything reminds me of her.... I miss her so much
are people on turtle retarded or ??
Just wiped on RFC multiple times because the tank wouldnt stop using orc racial and body pulling with charge
>>534478047download 4chanX, go to filter
>>534479743gonna filter out every turtle tranny
>>534479937you'll click on the + like how you check every spoiler
don't kid yourself
>>534479406Its filled to brim with third worlders who cant even read their abilities dude, temper your expectations
I tried turtle like 5 months ago or so, got to wailing caverns level, assembled a group, it was so fucking bad people didnt interrupt and didnt even communicate in english
Ive quit right after.
Private servers should charge 5$ for access so they immediately filter the ziggers and brazilians
>>534480131I think if they charged a sub they would get wrecked by blizzard maybe? though I dont see why a cash shop is allowed
just a little elf that's all I will ever be~
but I'm happy knowing that I will be okay~
https://youtu.be/43m1ZHhlaRQ
>>534481076I never got to rape you...
Is there a list of plate healing dungeons drops for a fresh lvl 60 holy paladin? I'm not gonna wear the dress.
>>534473661>unironically the fake quit message is better than the actual real one we got hahahahahhahathat's really it and sums up the situation properly. these "devs" are sabotaging themselves at every single turn. i mean come the fuck on... they are going with "the dog ate my homework" + it was a "test."
they could be doing so much better in the exact same situation if they had just followed basic adult principles instead of middle school ones.
but if they were capable of that, they also wouldn't have "launched" in a clearly unready state and rug pulled a bunch of people who had taken time off from work for this shit.
AMBERSHIRE HYPE, AMBERSHIRE HYPE
i am an old dwarf shaman from grim reaches (prev. northeron)
whats the deal with those weirdo antisocial people
maybe 1/2 of everyone leveling in the world doesnt say a word, refuses to accept invites, basically plays like a full on bot but if you insult them they start with the FUCK YOUR MOTHER shtick so its not bots
like its fucking basic logic if we have a quest that has us kill 20 mobs, and we kill TWICE as fast with 2 people, why not party up
or the elite quests
I saw a paladin die thrice trying to solo the stonetalon panthera elite, meanwhile I just waited for other ppl to come, grouped, and killed first try
>>534484549They are playing SSF
>>534484549You're expecting too much from sub 90 iq browns. It's not 2005 any longer and you're not playing with whites to the same extent.
>>534473661Hahaha its just like the time a girl told me 30 minutes before our first date that her grandmother had become sick hahahahahh
the most possible races in the spirit of turtle wow are furbolgs/ogres
>>534476251it does get more efficient though, if you are always tented up. grinding a camp that respawns just in time for you to clear it again is more efficient than what you are describing. running to and fro to complete quests becomes a legitimate waste of time, even if you are killing things en route, an optimized camping location will just be better.
i have tested this thoroughly so i know i am right. what you are saying is in fact better if you do not have the tent 2x XP boost.
From what I can gather by skimming through the thread, I'm guessing everyone is all-in on turtle and epoch, so I take it the buzz is currently still all about vanilla then?
>>534487831Yea, there are a bunch of us shitposting in /epog/ aka the Ambershire waiting room. Epoch failed miserably (as a few of us said it would) and Shenna is waiting to take us all back into her plastic Russian bosom.
>>534470426You're a nigger
are there any black people in fmc?
If Turtle wanted to deliver the killing blow with Ambershire, they'd make it so you either can't disable war mode, or disabling it costs resources, maybe even levels.
hardcuck level 50, searing gorge atm, do i go to felwood next or one of the custom turtle zones?
>>534490454Wait I thought Ambershire's appeal was it was PvE and fresh? I don't touch PvP in XIV, you can't make me do real PvP!
>>534491331shamans can actually tank
oops, wrong post
ahem
Tauri Legion 80% done
>>534383559 (OP)
>>534491725nice so 2027/8 ish release?
>>534446051>Bearly an Update UpdateFurbolgs for Alliance, Pandaren for Horde.
Furbolg can be shamans, warriors, priests, druids and rogues.
Furbolg totems are drums.
Furbolg priest racials are shadow buffs based on winterfall firewater.
Furbolg druids shapeshift into regular animals.
Pandaren can be shamans, priests, warriors and mages.
Pandaren totems are kegs.
Pandaren priest racials are holy melee attacks that open up a "Discipline Monk Priest" spec.
>>534491138A lot of people are turned off by the idea that it's a PvE server and despite explaining that most people will be on War Mode, they still don't get it. If it was a hybrid server, where you can't flip willy-nilly between PvE and PvP or use War Mode just for the exp boost in starting zones, I think it'd appeal to more people.
>>534481076I got to rape you once
Wasn't there something about druids being meant to be nelf only as the Alliance nature-counterpart to horde shammies while warlocks were meant to be horde only as an evil counterpart to paladins?
>>534473661This is how I imagine things would go if FMC members decided to host their own private server.
I think it'd be cool if Turtle or some other project expanded on this bit of SoD lore and added a zone to the east of the Eastern Kingdom with a unique human culture. Maybe it could be the Azeroth equivalent of Australia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIs29mBOAU
>>534490454i can't warmode anyway cause i dual box. why have a single 60 when i could have two for the same effort?
>>534494086unironically beyond DoA. never seen a bigger disaster in gaming. it's like Daikatana levels of bad, if you get the boomer reference.
>>534491725can't wait to play legion, its the last expansion thats good in wow
>>534498286Same, I had already left retail behind at this point and would be excited to see what's its all about
>>534494086the shitposting and drama surrounding the disastrous release is more entertaining than the game itself
>pochie discord locks all chat after main dev leaves and deletes his github
lol
lmao even
>>534501301ummm the mods (who have never lied) said he was just taking a break
trust the plan and keep donating
What can we learn from Project Epoch?
>>534502812It has taught me that I am right about everything.
>/epog/ is now an advertisement for Ambershire
The world is healing
>traveling craftsmaster
Are there craftable shields in Turtle or is this challenge only for dps/healers?
Who has leveled to 60 with warmode on turtle? What faction did you do and how did it go?
lol i knew nami would end up in your tranny guild
>>534505132I play alliance and all my characters have been leveled with warmode. Usually elwynn, westfall and redridge tend to have twinks or other gankers running about but besides that there isn't a lot of ganking in my experiencce.
All I wanted was TBC class kits in the Classic world bros...
Ok I admit it you win, should I play a high elf frost mage or ret paladin on fresh.
Will BGs be active on Ambershire?
>>534505132im horde and i turned it off at like 45, usually on pvp servers the 60s will ignore you unless theyre really hurting for honour, turtle has some losers who make it their life to gank random warmoders in full t3, i think it will be worse as alliance.
Is there a way to have it so Turtle WoW installs to another drive besides the main one? I installed it to E but it's trying to download files on C
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>>534508515I had no problem?
She was right, I was wrong
I'm sorry...
>>534508515>>534509321It just loads everything in the C drive's appdata folder before dumping it in your drive of choice.
I bought a new hard drive to replace this old POS with a long time ago I just keep putting it off.
how big is aoi futa cock?
>profit crafted items on ascension
>Made a guild charter for my TND guild
>Got ig from cute cashier in store
>Chatting on discord with shortstack slut i met online
Life is good.
is there an addon similar to sunn viewport for 1.12? i'm using the Warcraft 3 UI and i'm trying to figure out a way to drawn similar looking (or at least complimentary) panels on the sides kind of like Everquest's stone UI.
>>534509328So you go crawling back to the sewage hole that is turtle wow? Well enjoy eating feces i guess.
is wallcraft an actual server or just kinda some schizo meme. I looked it up and it said they added 23 races and 64 factions and had an hour long video about alexsensual, all that seems fucked for vanilla
>>534511604It's a meme server packed with shitty ideas that make no sense for Vanilla WoW. Most of the time when you see it mentioned it's literally just wall himself very organically samefagging. The telltale sign is when you see someone randomly ask "is there a server with (insert oddly specific feature here)" followed by someone shilling wallcraft exactly 90 seconds later.
>>534511079Let me shitpost on my phone...
>>534512009>shitty ideasIt's adding back in the sandbox features that created emergent gameplay scenarios that World of Warcraft killed in the first place.
>>534512009ah i see
>>534512208could you perhaps expand on the features and emergent gameplay they would create?
>bro trust me getting your alts to follow you around as bots through shitty backported wrath maps while you navigate around horribly out of place player camps is like.... so sandbox.... this is what vanilla wow was really missing
>>534512830They're adding persistent territory control mechanics, open world player and guild housing that allows you to open up a merchant, tradepacks and naval shit.
Turns the game into a blend of Star Wars Galaxies and Everquest. How is that not emergent gameplay?
He gets really upset when you call his terrible ideas shit, too.
>>534513165how bout you emerge wall's nuts from your mouth bro it's important to breathe
UO
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>>534513321>terrible ideasYou stupid fucks are too dumb to realize what we had before WoW and now you're butthurt that someone is reimplementing them?
>pic related
>>534513496go to bed, wall
>>534513052?
>>534513165that sounds like it will only matter if there are a lot of players to make it worth it or else it will just be dominated by the people who have been around since the beginning.
Nobody wants those things in world of warcraft. They want more world of warcraft.
>>534513716>Nobody wants those things in world of warcraftWoW was babby's first MMO and they don't know jack shit about what hasn't ever been offered to them.
Don't like it, fuck off to some dime a dozen pserver that gives you what you want. Alternatively just play retail.
>>534513716I want you dead, buried, and rotting beneath the earth.
>>534513887extremely based
>servers ready to go up
>we're having the weekend off though so it'll be monday lol get fucked wagies
why am I here? just to suffer?
Seeing Wall seethe is always too funny.
>>534481076I miss seeing your butt on /heals/!
i have to grind a reputation to exalted AND pay 2.5k gold for a serpent mount in mop?
accepting gold donations in sheilun....
>>534514526I'm not wall, I just think this thread is full of dumbass retards for sperging out about one niche as hell project.
Is bronzebeard alive? Can I get an invite?
I barely played wow back in the day tho don't really want this classless nonsense
i really want to play wow, but with some sandbox features for emergent gameplay. is there a private server for that?
>>534514994Yeah it's called DN
>>534514994you're just spouting buzzwords
you want wow if not fuck off
cao ni ma
>>534514994yeah bro i got this great server you could try, it's got amazing custom graphics, real-time day/night cycle, and you can do pretty much anything as long as you grind for it
it's called going the fuck outside
did anyone else just crash of turtle?
>>534514929Nevermind found a valid one in an old thread.
Fuck it I'll try it out. Not sure why everyone wants classic to be so 1:1. Updated client with less tediousness sounds like a godsend
Should I start playing on turtle now or play retail in the meantime until the new server is up?
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>>534518442Play now, the server wont last and will get merged sooner or later, unless youre somewhat social and want to experience the progression while it lasts.
>>534513165>world of warcraft but itโs also star wars galaxies>you can be an orc and build a barracks and have orc peons and other units follow you around as you gather resources, conquer territories, and become stronger>almost warcraft iv in a wayI never knew I wanted this but I do.
For anyone bored of actually having servers to play on, the melties in /epog/ have been spectacular. They are completely losing it. See you all on Ambie!
>>534519492I want to jump to the parallel universe where World of Warcraft was a sandbox MMO inspired by UO instead of Everquest
Fuck this gay and retarded Bearenstain timeline.
>>534512830sounds comfy. wood.
>>534518442>>534518858it is gonna be a year at least before it gets merged. the only reason to start now is to test or learn. otherwise just get your name 13th then start fresh 17th
>>534519685Same, but I also wouldn't mind some good group vs. group PvP systems like in DAoC / Warhammer Online.
You lost me because you lied.
He's talking to himself again.
>>534520461>AMBIE HYPEAMBIE HYPE
>AMBIE HYPE
>>534519829you think we can reserve a full roster? i need my alts too
There's no way Ambershire gets merged. If anything it'll be bigger than Nord and stay bigger than Nord.
>>534521272For a month maybe
>>534521272That's the thing anon. They said if nord is dying, ambershire would be merged with nord to fix it.
>>534521450>They said if nord is dyingit's not dying though. and ambershire will be super popular. there are 60k people in epoch's discord that want to play a fresh classic+.
i agree with this anon's take:
>>534521272
>>534521653Nobody of those 60k will be left after a month or two.
>>534521430>>534522017I think you vastly underestimate how fucking big Unreal Azeroth is going to be.
>>534522812looks like shit