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>>(JP)>Banners:>8/6 (Wed) After Maint โ 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* โ Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* โ Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* โ Welfare)
>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:[Rerun] Say-Bing! โ 8/6 (Wed) After Maint โ 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:Grand Assault: Binah (Urban โ Torment w/Elastic Armor) โ 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) โ 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor โ w/Heavy Armor) โ 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 โ 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage โ 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 โ 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP โ 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 โ 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal โ 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 โ 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)
>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>8/5 (Tue) After Maint โ 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)
>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake โ 8/5 (Tue) After Maint โ 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council โ 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) โ 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) โ 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 โ 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field โ w/Special Armor) โ 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 โ 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal โ 8/4 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP โ 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 โ 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions โ 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP โ 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 โ 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard โ 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 โ 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty โ 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 โ 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
>>534391391how many edits are there
this entire thing feels so silly
>in this order for best experience
like the anime watch lists of old days
>if you dont watch this side series before the main plot you will be lost
kek, im taken back many many years ago.
>>534391495How many times have you wank to them
>>534391407Oogoogee hai! Anon below me will get his wife blacked.
>>534391335 (OP)My chest isn't that big
>>534391526if im reading this right
after SRT school and the hobo adventures in the park
im supposed to go back to trinity? for a follow up on the aris squad?
>Shitty fanart of Noa and Yuuka who married and had kids meeting Sensei after a long time got 35k likes on JP twitter
35 thousand morons with even bigger idiots on the comments saying you should be happy for them and not mad, I'm actually surprised that this game targets the japanese audience even though they're complete fucking idiots sometimes
>>534391495I have like 14
Here, do your best!
You will not be the father and be a happy sensei
The Say-Bing! BGM is a binger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv1lxp_Xufs
need an 8 hour video essay retrospective about the story
>>534391764the biggest consumers of ntr on the fucking planet
what
did
you
expect
remember your furbaby pyonko
>>534391764I remember listening to an interview of a japanese brothel owner. roughly 1 out of 10 japanese women prostitute themselves for sex to finance college and so on. Like 15+ year olds.
I feel like cuckolding is just normalized with such a dire statistic.
The yuuka and noa pic will be posted for years to come.
Go to bed
You got work tomorrow
>>534391764>adds to my block and continues scrolling
>>534392173Complete fucking idiots, that's why I said I'm surprised that the game is apparently tailored to them, I guess BA is specifically targeting the otakus that don't like that sort of shit? I would mention the absurd success that we have on comikets but I don't know the percentage of actually good doujins to dogshit ones like that atrocious anthology by clearite and his band of mentally ill degenerate artists. I don't have a clue about how the japanese work at all
>>534392201Finally the picture that broke /bag/ and the BA community as a whole
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oh nyoo..
i guess it will be that "imeji that broke /bag/" scenario again huh
>>534391835best I could come up with
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1953667879699984562
>>534392452>>534392454>1 second differencekek
Dropped 50 rolls because I really needed a dopamine hit, and I got these two. I'm very happy I got Megu cause I did want her, but is NY.Serika any good?
>>534392707Christ, hold out a little
>>534391764>>534391934are this artist's DMs open, I just want to send them something real quick
>>534391764It will be canon after sensei goes back to his original world with his real family
>>534392445I wonder how they'd feel if they learned about the righteous fury of some random gaijin who failed to live up to the standards of his own society
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
stop it with the nozomi templates...
Taking full responsibility
>>534392445Mindbroken and obsessed.
>>534392775No no Haruka, no death threats.
>>534392445>people still fixating on dogshit anthologiesJesus it's less than 1% of the total doujins yet the way you retards harp on about it you'd think we're FGO tier in terms of dogshit doujins.
Literally just type Blue Archive in exhentai, check the fucking total count, and then add whatever degenerate tag and see the relative count.
Then compare that to some other gacha if you wanna see how good we've got it.
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>>534392173Remind me to buy a condo if in Tokyo if I ever make it big time
>>534392445Just wish death on them if it ever comes into your line of vision and move on with your life man.
>>534391764maybe its because im not harem guy and neither of these 2 are my waifus, but im honestly not upset over this image.
I would be livid tho if either of these were my waifus. And Noa and Yuuka are in the top 10 over there.
>>534392769I couldn't help myself...
I think this game needs to add male characters.
>>534393209I do that, I'm just talking about it here because I found it interesting that it got that many likes, I don't actually give a fuck about any of it since it doesn't affect me, I'll still keep enjoying the game and its fanart content after blocking the moron who drew it
>>534391764>Noa an Yuukafags go crazy over this one piece>tfw i feel a part of myself break on a weekly basis because it's another episode of secondary draws my favorite as a futa, in yurishit, or getting fucked by a dog
Rape Black Suit with my BSC (Big Sensei Cock)
The tweet doesn't say anything about ntr or being married to other guy tho... well the artist didn't comment anything but its funny reading speculations for one vague piece of fanart
https://x.com/Black_cyc/status/1953506934600143043
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My Lovely StudentWife Noa
I wonder if these people see pregnant women while out in town and silently seethe at them for having the gall, the nerve, the sheer audacity to have children with men who aren't them
Or maybe it's just the knowledge that the guy in question would never be considered an option
Which student(s) wouldn't mind my ojisan cock?
>>534393313I thought she was wearing a cross necklace from the thumbnail
>>534393727Unlike real life, Blue Archive doesn't have other men you retard.
>>534393567You really shouldn't give a fuck about what morons are drawing, just block them and follow the artists who aren't brainrotted.
>>534393727I wonder if you're that much of a retard to think for even a second that thoughts about fictional characters would also apply to real life individuals
>>534393732https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Characters
>>534393552>i don't actually care>but i throw a tantrum about it at every opportunityAre you sure about that?
Silver hair is disgusting
Students who would find it funny if I randomly start screaming racial slurs in a public place?
>>534393727I'm the most eligible bachelor in Kivotos, why do I concern myself with hags?
>>534392071lips never look good in anime style
>>534393552>I don't actually give a fuck about any of it since it doesn't affect mei don't know, man
you seem mindbroken by it
>>534393552The likes are clearly from my fellow narrative shifters who collectively agree Sensei was raped by them in the past and they kept the pregnancy secret until now to surprise him.
>seething at shitty /u/ crap nobody know or care about
This sound manufactured
>>534394276I see, so that's the actual lore behind it, I'll unblock the artist now
>>534394142Nozomi, Koyuki, Shuro, and Mutsuki. Possibly Mika, Moe, and Kasumi.
>>534393126im into humiliation, like getting called loser and stuff while the girl dominates me. There are many "smalldom" ones, but only a few of the scratch my itch and they usually contain Ibuki.
I dont know how to feel about that
Just go to sleep. You'll forget it in the morning.
>>534393993>>534394152You're only saying that because you're a bald old man. Go polish your chrome dome pops.
Reminder that 'zoos has not been relevant for almost 3 years now
wtf with d.saori memolobby camera angle?
Reminder that Saori's two alts look like complete shit with her shit ass """swimsuit""" and her Nagusaface
Pandemonium Society? More like Nigger Retard Society!
She didn't deserve two useless alts and a base unit that's third team fodder in the best of circumstances
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Thoughts on this student?
>>534394750Sorry, only relevant students deserve good alts.
>>534394750Thinking about serikot's anus
>>534394654Consequences of phones going past 16:9 aspect ratio.
Ignore the previous post, it's red hair we hate the most
Pandemonium Society? More like My Wife Society!
>>534394753CRINGE AND NO RIZZ
>>534394750I still use her shrine maiden version sometimes
>>534394850is there another one in the set of her peeing?
>>534394750Only shiroko has gravitas
>>534392707>dickrollingdid you at least stroke and do it with your friends?
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>>534393732Haruka probably because she hates herself and feels she herself is disgusting.
>>534393732Miyako unironically
>rank 7900
Why am I getting Gold?
>>534395508couldn't be worse than the Jurifag who got to 120 off her, haven't heard of an update but I stand to be corrected
>>534394753why is her phone so big
https://x.com/tutinako_bell2/status/1953616914405896323
>>534395992how am i supposed to find this if artists never hashtag their posts?
>>534392707 (Me)
I tried Megu out and she feels weak even with SHoshino buffing her. I knew I shouldn't have impulse rolled...
>>534396375Just... follow him?
>>534396557stupid sexy Seia
>someone really jannied my post about monkey in the last thread and I got warned
gay, if you can't joke about the regular trolls they own you
>>534396728we don't joke around here
>>534396146Post it here, if you're so great.
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wtf? you can't just decide that by your own
>>534396909She's a cat. She definitely can
>>534396525Kei seems smart enough to recognize that no student has an actual chance
Why damage the relationship between sisters for someone who'll never commit or who at best you'll need to share with 3,461 other women
>>534396909Oh yeah? Well, I claim your feet. How about that, huh????
prediction when will ba finally eos?
>>534396728I've been banned for insulting a shitposter on another board. I'm pretty sure all the shitposters and mods are buttbuddies which is why the state of this site is so awful.
This kind of glasses are so cool man, like daredevil uses. Might go blind just to wear them 24/7
I'm gonna beat Haruka until she stops being cringe
Captcha: N4GGR
Holy shit I just want to roll for Nozomi.
https://x.com/3M3012365/status/1953681140885467197
>>534397316Your soft, feminine hands will break long before you even scratch her
>scuffed 2t torment
>still top 1000
Is Kurokage another filter boss or is everyone on NA skipping this boss?
>>534391934Wait, isn't the implication that Sensei unwittingly impregnated them, went away for a while and when he met them again he finds out he has children from both of them? If your mind instantly jumps to NTR then it's a (You) problem.
>>534397751Omg Hina hiiiiiiiiii
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i don't get why kei sometimes is aris with red halo and red eyes and sometimes blue halo and red eyes
>>534398139I got Suzumi on a loading screen right as you posted. This is a sign of her incoming alt.
>>534398115Hina lives inside my head so I can't possibly miss her
about to hit 90, expert permits materials have priority over elephs??
>>534398338We can all agree on that
>Ibuki 11 years old act like 5 years old
>Kokona 11 years old act like 20 years old
Which one is better?
My favorites are Satsuki and Aru how about you guys? Im working on satsukis UE40 now
>>534397075Up to yostar to decide
>>534398774this is why ibuki is just superior
kokona is a gosip lover bitch while ibuki still has her childlike wonder intact
>>534398774Both are perfect
>>534398774Kokona act like she's 9
>>534399070YOU CAN'T POST THAT!! damn that is fucking hot though
>>534398774Would correct them both to act their age
>>534399229>>534399070I really wish I was Kikyou in this.
Who is Neru?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Neru speaks, I listen. If Neru questions, I answer. If Neru orders, I obey.
If Neru opines, I agree. If Neru fears, I assure. If Neru hopes, I dream.
If Neru is happy, I am jubilant. If Neru is angry, I am apoplectic. If Neru is sad, I am disconsolate.
Neru is my ideal, Neru is my romance, Neru is my passion.
Neru is my strength, Neru is my compass, Neru is my destination.
Neru is my language, Neru is my culture, Neru is my religion.
Neru is my ocean, Neru is my mountain, Neru is my sky, Neru is my air, Neru is my sun, Neru is my moon, Neru is my world.
Neru is history, Neru is present, Neru is future.
If Neru has a million fans, I am one of them. If Neru has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Neru has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Neru has ten fans, I am one of them. If Neru has only one fan, that is me. If Neru has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Neru , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Neru, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Neru until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Neru until their very last breath.
>>534399280I hope you get beaten to death
Why are you posting porn?
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>>534399070>>534399229I always thought this seems like ntr, the way she looks back.
>>534399765Every time this gets posted I can't get over how shitty this looks. It's like they barely even gave a shit about her 3D model actually resembling her base illustration.
>>534399470Neru is hugely underrated she has such fun dialogue
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to continue the summer events! You're bretty gud Sensei, you actually rode out the waves till the end! We won't lose though, let's show em how it's done Kirino!
>>534400207Kill yourself.
We hate ritual posters here
>>534400207my fuarking hero
>>534400152>underrated>with 2 altsI love her too but let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>534400207vigilantes should stay with no alts
it's only fair
>>534400207reisa is so badass
hmm today I think I will try KUROKAGE TORMENT.
>>534400412Well for the purposes of this thread she's not conventionally attractive, on top of it a tomboy but.. the banter and wildness above most other students is great
>>534398139VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO! HER FAN ART COUNT IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS!
>>534394828Thickening at the thought of Serikotโs anus.
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thank you based retards, it was truly about the friends we made along the way
>>534401107It looks like shit
>>534396525Key breeding. Key pregnant.
>>534401107Itโs a disaster
>>534401452It's still not even 7am, I'm waking up, gomen Ibuki.
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
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I don't have enough to not minmax the furniture. Random wall in the middle of nowhere? It goes duh
At least Kasumi's enjoying herself
>>534400207There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little Reisa thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. A pic of Reisa, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a haremshit manga. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Reisafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "REISA REISA REISA." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>534401591does anyone interact with that furniture at the bottom right
We hate ritual posters here
>>534401689Sadly no one interacts with the ballpit. That would be a fun one though
>Reisa this
>Reisa that
>Reisa Reisa Reisa Reisa Reisa
Can you all please talk about other stuff that isnโt Reisa? This is getting so annoying and itโs making me angry. Reisa is so fucking shit and I seriously canโt understand how you donโt get tired of talking about her without ever stopping. What about Kazusa? What about Airi? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING THE OTHER GIRLS, ITS NOT FAIR. Reisafags are the worst, I hate them and I hate Reisa. Reisa a shit. A SHIT.
>>534401107Getting more Gehenna tables is taking a long time.
Have some of the dKayoko ones but I don't want to lure her to my cafe anymore while she's affection capped, hoping to fix that when dMutsuki is eventually added.
>>534401918damn that's weird, such a big and detailed furniture not used by anyone
As a Reisafag, I gotta say, the salt I'm collecting from you autists about Reisa's character development and role in Blue Archive will never stop being delicious. Makes up for all the Akane shitposting we had to deal with. Reisa WILL be the decisive winner of the Senseibowl, and your shit waifu will lose. The sooner you come to terms with that, the better. You Reisa haters are nothing, absolutely nothing, and you will never be anything. You can easily tell someone is an adult male virgin when they are actually attracted to girls that only have a nice body and offer no relevance at all to the story except to serve as a fapbait, like Rio or psychopathic selfish sluts who only seeks to pleasure herself, like Mika. When you kill yourselves or die of a coronary infarction before you turn 40, no one will ever remember you and the world will be better off without you toads in it. You semen slurping faggots will never amount to anything. You are garbage, and nothing will ever change that, just like Asuna or Yuuka or Shiroko or whatever waifu you like has no chance of romancing Sensei.
Students with spats has the best anus
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
https://x.com/uXgDnNk9YK2HxF4/status/1953609681051509104
All students should be built like this
>>534402450My tits are not that big
For how big you fags made a huge deal out of the steam release being a thing it really doesn't feel like things changed all that much here in the end.
>>534391764Like someone else said, nips are the biggest consumers of NTR. They've got such great artists but a lot of them are into cuckshit.
The one of the main essences of BA meme culture (sensei rape) already cancels out NTR. Most people who are into that when looking up for porn of this game are secondaries.
>>534393628to me this is just /v/ twitter posting but blue archive
Reisa's great she fills this traditional anime trope role which BA struggles to otherwise (I can't quite place it)
When are we getting playable Pandemonium alts? They're all complete now.
>>534402912swimsuits was their best possible alt but we are already past summer season
>>534402450>Most his shit is censored>Random uncensored stuff in the midst of itIs this a result of some random nip law or what?
>>534402912Bluefes/next yearโs summer feel most likely
I wish there was a way to make furniture not attract specific girls...
>>534403003>swimsuits was their best possible alt>Not the dress alts 2 of them already h ave>Not PV3 winter alts that are kino>swimsuitsNah.
>>534395513the right one has no transparency
What DoT damage student is good for that event challenge 1 pancake boss?
>>534403302Dj Saori, S.Iori, S.Azusa.
Kekyou has the Great Eastern Kotposter, Marifags always make new image macros, Serika
Kazoosfags, your response?
currently jerking off right now
>>534403563You're now thinking about NTR.
imagine sticking your thumb up your favorite girl's cunt
what would her reaction be?
>>534399070>>534399229>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video
>>534403302You can get by with prettymuch anything it feels.
I used Midori + Momoi and base Juri with a few healers and it was dead super fast.
Do you think they'll do a different format for 5th anniversary, or will it be the same format they've done for 3rd and 4th anniversaries?
>>534403175wtf is a winter alt?
Cherino just happens to come off as both an idiot and incompetent in the capacity of her position. Why is she still in charge? Is it just the stache?
>>534403563helping /bag/gots masturbate...
>>534403369don't have any of those, those are some rare students desu
>>534403334>only 1 up for borrows in my club>can't even do assistants for this challenge>>534403691I don't have Midori, but I guess I will try doing it with Juri. Is it worth to level her up fully for this?
After getting sHanako to 7800atk and borrowing a decent dAru Torment got easier
>>534403770Many say this.
>>534403175Swinsuits get the best momos
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>>534403946Maybe Mutsuki. We ride. Just make it up and go with it
>>534403705Xcom style minigame. Same exploration sryle.
>>534404036sexy momoi
midori
>>534404036What makes momoi so much sexier than midori
>>534392603They're really transparent about it. If that Yuuka/Noa/dog image from a couple of months ago was the original "image that broke the community" and it did 0 to affect anything in the greater BA community (reddit, twatter), then nothing is stopping it. The majority of the playerbase will still dunk on cuckshit in BA fan art and the vocal minority who likes it will never do anything to change it.
>>534404163momoi is a retard
>>534404163swagger
really, I think that's 90% of it, maybe the whole thing
maybe the 10% is pink
someone post reisa singing skibidi webm.
>>534404163I don't know, she just does.
>>534404204gookako posts exist to be filtered, not sure how you got it twisted but I'm happy to help
>>534404369I'm happy about any poster who shits on NTR
What am i gonna do with this kot ...?
>>534404646so triggered about this shitty swimsuit, jeans is not a swimsuit
>>534404645jerk off to her
>>534404645speedrun INS
>>534404704jacket isn't a swimsuit either
>>534404645That's clearly a fox
>>534403760>Is it worth to level her up fully for this?I didn't, she was like lvl 60ish that an event I used her for currency before.
panpan just seems to melt if you keep the npcs alive and have a 2-3 dots yourself though, just use what you have.
>>534403714The winter clothing they wear during PV3.
Do you guys jerk off to Ibuki?
>>534404948I doubt anyone jerks off to illustrations unless I misunderstood this place
I do it to sexy seia images like this one
The new shitpost died already?
>>534391764whatโs the problem, nigger? suddenly โgomenโ ntr memes and fan art arenโt funny anymore? boo-fucking-hoo, most of you pieces of shit donโt deserve any better
>>534405149>I doubt anyone jerks off to illustrations unless I misunderstood this placeI mean duh, of course not. We jerk it to the real thing instead
>>534405354thats kidnapping
(You) are sensei and will never have sex irl so why be mad
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>>534405364All my favourite characters most salacious art is attractive but I don't think I could ever get off to it. Anyway, 2 strokes BA is a big tent let's move on
i did have sex irl thoughever
>>534405887get out you unvirgin
I still haven't read the new deca story update.
Yostar... Ticket purisu...
>>534405887HEY NIGGERS
I DID
IRL
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>534406068why does google play take such a long fucking time to update on that website anyway? that was like 2 weeks ago
>>534400021I'm sensei. I was cheering for the mob
>>534405970>>534406098fwiw it wasnt worth 150 bucks
i wouldve been happier using that to buy pakeji
>>534406343150 is piss in a bucket
bing bing time to pat your students
>>534406343go spend 150 bucks on pakeji right now and tell us if you'd be happier
>NEW Red Winter Chibi loading screen picture
I thought they didn't care bout this? OMG I' so happy.
do we know what's next for JP after valkyrie summer re-run?
>>534406615Nagisa/Toki rerun.
Tea Party club story.
>>534406615EOS (End of Summer)
>>534406576I made a post before so i was on cooldown
>>534406828The night equivalent of resetposting.
>>534406615I feel selfish for saying this but I wish they'd give up on the whole club stories concept and just put those efforts into fleshing out events / main story some more. Especially with how fucking LONG you have to wait in between actual story releases now compared to before.
Is sex what rabbits have in their minds 24/7
this post
>>534406881 was meant for
>>534406684 my bad
Also I mean both club stories and mini stories
>>534406068again? aren't we supposed to be dying?
>>534406864That is actually a pretty good excuse.
>>534407014That was from 4.5th anniversary about 2 weeks ago, the tracker is just really slow when it comes to updating the playstore ranking for some reason.
>>534406828It's like a get but in BA terms, it's very reproducible so nobody should pay any mind to it
>>534407036This time is not an excuse, you'll see tomorrow (on time)
>>534406950I'd say it's a mix of both sex and extreme fear. Actual rabbits can actually die from stress if you don't handle them properly
>>534406958Story announcement on September stream soon.
She is gone but not forgotten
>>534407235>September streamthat's not for the story announcement or anything related to updates for the actual game itself, that's specifically some kind of promotional anime / manga announcement stream that involves BA.
best case scenario, it's some new spinoff manga announcement like handyman 68 or GDD manga.
worst case scenario yostar announces anime season 2
>>534406615we hate japs here
>>534407302Cool, new artist to block, thanks for the heads up.
>>534406874>nightIt's morning.
>>534407404Just let me cope for a little bro.
>>534407404>that's not for the story announcement or anything related to updates for the actual game itselfProofs?
You know the last ministream announced V5C2 and Niya/Nagusa, right?
What do my fellow NEET bros do when you're not playing Blue Archive?
>>534407602I didn't read this but I will reply saying momoi
>>534407404>worst case scenario yostar announces anime season 2thats literally the best case scenario
i want to see aris flat tits on the telly
You don't deserve to be happy if you despair this much over hypotheticals, /bag/gots
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>>534407634>Proofs?They straight up announced this specific minilive for september 20th was specifically for KYOMAF 2025.
Literally Kyoto Manga Fair 2025.
>>534407825If we get Anime S2 I'm personally coming to your house to shit in your mailbox and steal your dog
>>534407670I have 200gb worth of anime backlog to finish starting from a year ago. I watch 6 episodes a day and then just chill shitposting on /bag/โฆ
>>534407302I love xipaโs yuuka cuck stuff, hopefully they make more of it
If we get a story update then all the naysayers will be force to roll 100 times.
Fucking losers.
>>534407725you know they are going to adapt chapter two of abydos right?
>>534407670Yesterday I began and finished reading the second part of chainsaw man.
Feels like mysery porn and I hate every character in it.
Not peak
>>534407634>>534407634>>534407825Part 2
Cross reference the mini-live date&time between both images. Also note the general contents of the other participating time blocks.
There's no fucking game news being announced here, here literally go look for it yourself I'm not makign this shit up https://kyomaf.kyoto/en/stage/kyomaf_stage/
>>534407873So....two seasons? I mean, you DO download the bdremux?
>>534407982Miyako jumpscare
>>534407982I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SEASON OF THE ANIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534407713He's deserved to be blocked, insecure my ass
/bag/ will get another season of GookAko
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>>5344080154 seasons. I download the seasonals from rss and then forget about it
>>534406016I read a bit more tonight while saving AP for tomorrow
you can do it anonny
>>534408298What the fuck is this image
>>534407670i like shitposting, it is much better than masturbating or playing games
i just love yapping and talking with people
i love my internet friends!!
>>534408248>Thinkcentreah a man of culture
>Sambaah... hmm :|
>>534408248Post list so we can laugh at your shit taste
you will never finish your anime/game backlog
give up
>>534408492alice... why...
>>534408580i donโt have a backlog because iโm not a retarded consoomer slave
Why the fuck are these threads so slow now
>>534408580i solved this problem by never watching anime outside of one or two of the good anime of the year candidates
there is so much seasonal and worthless slop, i will never understand people who watch sloppa weekly instead of just waiting until the end of the year to watch just the good shows
>>534408770everyone is posting over there
>reverse image search long haired neru from a few threads ago
>start looking at the author's pixiv
>get blindsided by images of Hoshino in her period and Ibuki in a diaper
but why?
>>534408857Posting where? Is there some /bag/ sekrit club I'm not aware about?
When are they rerunning peroro? I want to see how absurd the requirements will be for JP players to get plat
>>534408857No? Both are pretty slow at these hours. There's a reason this timeframe used to be called 'comfy hours'.
>>534408580I'll get around to finishing them once I become rich and have infinite free time
>>534408580I stopped watching anime after Shirobako aired.
>>534408770Because of sleep, fuck off.
Tried a 40M mock and got it first try, that luck is not coming back
>>534409054/bag/ threads used to last 2-3 hours around these hours last year
now they last 7-8 hours on average
>>534408860>Ibuki in a diaperpost it
>>534407670>try cooking out new food>masturbate which takes me like 2h in total daily>play vidya>read books rarely
Is the only way for newfags to catch up to skip permanents like DAru and hope for a spook eventually and cope with your free Ako in 5 months?
>>534408580I'm still young
>>534409253https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/489429505/
4 hour thread this time last year. We're definitely slower due to there being two threads but we were never that fast around these hours unless something big happened.
>>534409407The 4 pillars of hypercarry buffing is atk crit ex dmg and color dmg. If you started in 4th anni, Rio should cover atk. SSeia can cover ex dmg. Crit from the free Ako or SNagisa. Color dmg is... Just be yourself bwo.
>>534409407Best hope is to blow your load during anniversary banners that have double rate up. Powercreep in this game moves along with anniversary banners and you have the added bonus of potentially getting other useful students off-banner thanks to the double rate-up period.
>>534407873how long on HRT?
>>534409407catch up in what way? to get plat you just need some good teams for each color
>>534407670fill my sd card with porn
>>534409749Wrong board tranny >>>/pol/
>talk to my internet friend about jerking off
>he is surprised it only takes me 5 to 10 minutes to get the thing done
Am I the weird one?
Junko if she never punched me
>>534407873Based and unemployedmaxed
>>534409968too bright and vibrant
my eyes hurt
>>534409968I need to see that hosh in 4:3
>>534409968My fucking eyes
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>>534408374I know what you are thinking but I simply do not store anime for long. I seed them to 2.0 and then delete them once I am done watching. The only things I keep are lossless albums and lightnovels
>>534408489>sambaI am done maintaining a protocol for each OS. I want a solution that works on windows, mac and linux ootb
>>534408513list doesn't take into account stuff I finished watching but this is what's left in the box:
Acro Trip
Aharen-san wa Hakarenai Season 2
Apocalypse Hotel
Aru Majo ga Shinu Made
Bad Girl
Busamen Gachi Fighter
Clevatess -Majuu no Ou to Akago to Shikabane no Yuusha-
DAN DA DAN Season 2
Food Court de, Mata Ashita.
Futari Solo Camp
Game Center Shoujo to Ibunka Kouryuu
Grand Blue Season 2
Isekai Mokushiroku Mynoghra ~Hametsu no Bunmei de Hajimeru Sekai Seifuku~
KAMITSUBAKI-shi Kensetsuchuu.
Kimi wa Meido-sama.
Kusuriya no Hitorigoto 2nd Season
Lazarus
MILKYSUBWAY THE GALACTIC LIMITED EXPRESS
Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara
Mecha-Ude
Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX
Momentary Lily
Momentary Lily: Tsuzuiteiku Kappou, Kappou!
NEET Kunoichi to Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita
NegaPosi Angler
Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi
Okinawa de Suki ni Natta Ko ga Hougen Sugite Tsura Sugiru
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu 3rd Season
SAKAMOTO DAYS Cour 2
Shiunji-ke no Kodomotachi
Shoushimin Series 2nd Season
Silent Witch: Chinmoku no Majo no Kakushigoto
TASOKARE HOTEL
Tensei shitara Dainana Ouji Datta node, Kimama ni Majutsu wo Kiwamemasu 2nd Season
Tsuma, Shougakusei ni Naru.
Vigilante -Boku no Hero Academia ILLEGALS-
WIND BREAKER Season 2
WITCH WATCH
Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Nai jan, Muri Muri! (โปMuri ja Nakatta!?)
Yofukashi no Uta Season 2
ZENSHU
mono
>>534409749unironically anime website
>>534410037I actually have a job now and watch anime before going to bed to relax. But you are right to assume this is NEET territory because I set up the system during my hikki years
>>534409964Premature ejaculator anon....
>>534409964What's the point of finishing in 10 minutes when you gonna get horny in 1h or after you eat anyway? gooning for 2h makes me free of horni till the next day
Do you think we'll see a sequel to BA being made sometime in the near future, or do you Nexon they'll just stick with current BA?
Sticking with current BA sounds nice but I can't help but get the feeling this game's systems aren't very sustainable. There's only so many times you can increase the level cap or slap another tier equipment or raid difficulty level and such.
>>534410258Most likely. Most gachas get a sequel eventualy
>>534410216Jesus christ I don't recognize 95% of these titles. I've officially become out of touch.
I enjoyed Ishuzoku reviewers
>>534409964No, sex typically lasts 5 to 30 minutes. Only cutfags dont have sensitivity anymore so they think 4 hours is normal.
>>534410258maybe yes, maybe no.
probably new IP that has some connection with Blue Archive
>>534410258Be careful what you wish fore
>>534410258You have a point but do you trust anyone to make a new gacha in present day? All the other major releases have turned to the abhorrent hoyo gacha system.
>>534410403The ed is great. A shame there isn't a perfect release of it anywhere
>>534410413I'm uncut and I just flap it around or hit my belly with it
Sex with troubled princess
>>534410584huh? what happened
>>534409570Honestly I just thought it was pretty sad 4.5 anniversary stream threads felt so dead over here. Even 1.5 anni threads felt more lively and that was over 3 years ago.
finally read the story
its a shame fuuka is barely in it
juri's shtick got old fast
hina's appearance is a nice surprise i guess
>>534410584That's because the dev got jewish, not the game itself.
>>534410784Tell them to stop being gay and come back.
>>534410258It's clearly one of those projects the leads have had rattling in their heads for decades. There can neither be a (faithful) sequel nor do I want one. When it dies, it dies.
>>534410258Surely you will be able to transfer all your students?
>>534410815You could literally push Himari off her wheelchair and she wouldn't be able to do anything about it. She's completely at your mercy.
>>534410829>Grilling with Neru
>>534410782Paywalled skins and animations behind a skin gacha,
>>534410873Transfer? What is this, pokemon?
do I get to yell out commands to my studentmons, like go momoi use fireball
A sequel means a timeskip. A timeskip in BA will inevitably have to deal with third year students graduating and the "where are the adults in Kivotos" question.
Both of these sound like a bad time, so I don't want them.
>>534410402To be fair I like to pick random stuff. I don't know most of those titles either but I try not to look at new anime with prejudice even though the quality is subpar most of the times. I find some gems every now and then and I enjoy them even more when there's no /a/ telling me that what I watched actually sucked
>>534410991isn't it the same as GFL1 gacha skins?
>>534411108it's all a simulation. at the end sensei will wake up at an hospital
>>534410258With a lot of successful gacha getting sequel. (Looking at you, m*hoyo). I think there will be sequel at some point
>>534411108I simply will welcome all the ex 3rd years in Schale and have them serve me as maids. That's the natural harem ending. The building is big enough for all of them
A sequel made for BA without any of its original founders that made it good in the first place feels like an obvious recipe for disaster. It's essentially a repeat of the kemono friends season 2 incident.
>>534411070>Momoi used the N-word!>It's super effective!>The opponent's Negroid is enraged!
>>534410991lol
lmao
did they actually forget that stuff is also in the og gfl
then again, they could've pulled a blue archive and release skins as rollable alts since clones actually make sense in that universe
>>534411165Thats fair, I'm not judging or anything and if anything getting away from /a/'s little circlejerk is a good thing. Was more of a comment on myself being out of touch
>>534410808>more hinawank while every other student gets scuffed is a nice surprise
>>534410584I wouldn't laugh too hard at these, we have no right anyway considering what nexon pulled off recently on JP server
>>534411307wasnโt kemono season 2 made out of resentment? canโt see that being the case for BA 2
>>534410216Add hibimeshi, ballpark and yami healer from last season. Ossan was also pretty fun
>>534411396GFL1 didn't have the Shithoyo gacha system though so the skin gacha garbage was more palettable. Now you need to gacha your way to the character in the first place then go through ANOTHER gacha for the skin. They really outjewed themselves with this one.
Praying for a Red Archive spin-off.
>>534411307Kim Yongha is the original founder. The sequel the "original founders" tried to make was already a disaster.
>>534411595I'm sure petty politics played a part with one of the leads who replaced the original director if I'm remembering right but season 2 was more the product of complete, stunning incompetence on Kadokawa's part more than anything else.
Hanlon's razor very much applies here: never attribute to malice with something that can easily be explained by stupidity. And stupidity here meaning out of touch Japanese bureaucracy.
Overall point being, you don't have to be intentionally malicious to sink a product
>>534411752Come on bro... I'm eating here...
>>534411709they really thought they could get away with skins again lol
>>534410829Draw a boy call it a grill, why is this allowed?
>>534411782Kim YongHa is only the original founder only in a technical sense.
He's the one who came up with the sales pitch of "xcom, but anime girls" but all he and the original programmers he was heading only managed to put out some unity asset tech demo thing. He's a programmer first and foremost, not an artist nor a writer, that's his technical background.
all the actual art, aesthetics, character design, worldbuilding, stories, basically everything that you can recognizably see today as being Blue Archive and is what people care most about BA, was created by mainly two or three individuals. Those were people with art and writing backgrounds and they were the ones who actually got project MX (Moe XCOM) to become Blue Archive
At least we can all agree that Ako was the best part of the event
>>534412224>was created by mainly two or three individualsWho no longer work for nexon* as of last year
>>534412297I liked the part where she got defiled by tentacles
>>534411997Sorry! I spoilered it for a reason!
Also, this is someone Koharu would flick her bean to all night long.
>>534411687>hibimeshi>cgdctfine. it goes in the cauldron
>ballparkI am actually allergic to sport anime. I think the last one I watched was Eyeshield 21. 20 years ago
>yamihealerI dropped that one. Something weird with the pacing of the first episode and the mc being too pretentious even for underdog stories standards
>OssanI watched and finished this one. It was alright. I read the manga for a bit in the past and the LN is in my backlog as well. I am a sucker for father-daughter stories and I am happy it went that direction
>>534412159Nothing hotter than a boyish girl that acts girly just for you
stupid sexy childs seducing sensei
>>534412224my goat it still there
>>534412224Kim Yongha pretty much had the highest position in the studio. He oversees everything like Kojima does. The reason there aren't any males in sight is because of him.
>>534412224to add the this, the whole idea of blue archive being an academy city school setting wasn't even finalized even after a year into the project.
things only started changing when they brought Hwangsang onto the team and he took over as art director. He designed arona, yuuka, shiroko, hifumi, and a few other characters and basically used those girls as a blueprint for how the rest of the game should look like, and the rest basically followed from there.
That man did a LOT for BA if you go back and read the dev interviews, it's genuinely crazy how much he was doing in the background and especially at the very beginning.
>>534394142Karin wouldn't think it's funny but she would get wet.
so why did they do it? why did they try to sabotage ba?
>>534410413we're talking about jerking off, not sex here
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coom in doom
rope in hope
good morning /bag/
>>534412618Thats true and he does ultimately have the final say, but the game's only as good as its internal talent. He did a great job handpicking BA's original founding team and listening to them, but who knows if he'll be able to strike lightning in a bottle again like that. Other projects he led before BA weren't so lucky and didn't have as ambitious employees willing to push the envelope like they did for BA.
>>534412513I only now realized he forgot the dakuten in the โkoโ
https://www.msi.com/Landing/appplayer
I've seen people mention in the archive that the MSI App player is bluestacks but without the bloat, can anyone corroborate this?
Regardless, I'm making bluestacks link to this in the guide. Regular bluestacks is too shit.
>>534413095Current BA has both good leadership and talent. Can't say the same for the other company though.
>>534412618Kojima is a creative director who's VERY involved in the art and writing process for his games, for better or worse. PD Kim isn't to quite that extent, so that comparison is off. You won't find a single volume or scene or event story that will be credited to him.
>>534413263I'm not even sure what the use case is for bluestacks anymore, steam just runs so smoothly now. I haven't touched bluestacks since the steam release
>>534412761got excited for a second because the thumbnail made me think this was ryona
>>534413592I was about to say the same but I remembered I play jp
>>534412998Unironically I wouldn't be surprised if it was because nexon's higher ups made some retarded decision that pissed them off. Working in massive companies like that with large slow-moving bureaucracies can be a headache when you get nonsensical orders from out of touch management demanding certain KPIs or targets or whatnot.
Nexon Games may have been chill as a smaller subdivision with Kim being one of your managers, but managers from Nexon Co. Ltd. themselves may be different story.
>>534413309good is only good enough in a vacuum
people will always compare BA now to how BA was during its peak 2 years ago
objectively speaking ba today isnt as capable as it was during that 2022-2023 period when it was this unstoppable creative force gripping everyone's attention
>>534413768sorry I would never hurt my students
>tfw thinking about how much better your account could be if you were a day-1 player
>>534414417it is pretty nice I must say
>>534414332Dumb sensei you're supposed to hammer the womb from the inside
>>534414046wouldnโt something so egregious be at least somewhat noticeable on our end, though?
>>534414417It's pretty great
>>534414470post pyro stash, credit stash, and number of students recruited
>>534414417Would it really? Someone new has the advantage of using new meta and lots of spare materials instead of having old meta + having to build new meta
>>534414603day 1 players have infinite resources so they can just spark new students and max them out at once
>>534414604Nagusex
https://x.com/kenzenchan18/status/1953719442250379385
>>534414563Not if it's something like higher ups saying, hmm y'know this blue archive thing is doing pretty well but it's not selling enough for us to re-invest blah blah blah headcount blah blah blah budget etc.
Stuff like that won't be really felt until years down the line. Very possibly it was something with far enough reaching implications. Or very possibly not, in either case they at least weren't COMPLETE retards like kadokawa were in the kemofure s2 situation where it very publicly blew up and everyone immediately figured out what was wrong
>>534414417Thr game was dog awful day 1. You probably wouldn't have stuck with it anyway.
>>534414603>someone new>lots of spare materialsHilarious.
>>534414603they have YEARS of resources piled up, all welfares maxed without even trying, all hard node students maxed out as well and have that many years of pyros earned and turned into additional student eleph / eligma, or stocked, over the rest of us
https://x.com/topu2782/status/1953742983716815062
>>534415003I can't fap to this
>>534414603There aren't THAT many students that were worth using before and are completely useless now.
I'm not sure how long you think it takes to max those handful of students that have truly been obsoleted, but it sure as fuck aint years worth of resources.
>>534415092Next time it would just be easier to type out "im gay".
>>534415060wow one of his guys aren't black for once, and it's with hina
>spending 48,000 pyros and an untold amount of resources just to gain +200 extra pyros every month, and a shitty trophy that doesn't even look good
New players may not be as rich as veterans, but ultimately it doesn't matter all that much.
>>534415035The welfares and hard nodes hurt the most
If you stopped comparing yourself to someone else like a fucking cuck, you wouldn't be sulking. This isn't even a multiplayer game you retard newfags.
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>>534414332Itโs fine, itโs not like you can really hurt them anyway.
>>534415246I just want to be able to do insane on every raid for the shop coins
friendly reminder that only subhumans use the word dog as a derogatory term
>>534415457What's up dawg?
>>534412513He's still there but it feels like his art skills have declined compared to before. Out of all the tea party swimsuits he drew only swimsuit seia looked fantastic, he really dropped the ball with sMika and sNagisa comparatively.
>accidentally expanded all images causing every soundpost to start playing simultaneously
>>534415003trans girl feet! trans girl feet!
>>534415420You will be able to once you have hiamri + nyfuuka and reach level 80 or so. I started JP 8 months ago and cleared every insane since krkg and 2 torments so far.
>years of materials
Became fuel for the stupid rock. You don't have to be jealous of oldfags. They wasted most of it to raise a useless number.
>>534415457itโs even worse than subhuman, itโs m*slim
>>534415648>>534415420Whoops forgot about the geburah and greg reruns. Still was stuck on extreme for those.
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I just started playing. Is she ok?
>>534415652>useless numberIt's not useless. You just don't love your studentwife enough.
>>534415457>>534415685"Treat/worked like a dog" is nothing to do with muslims or subhumans. It's from having working / hunting dogs.
>>534414417Pretty nice, lots of mats, never ran out of reports and credits, have all limited except s.mashiro and miku.
>>534415820You probably forgot how school was but there is always that one kid
>>534415820Haruka is severely, mentally ill.
>>534413263>>534413592Probably not of much interest to many of you but on mac bluestacks is still the only way to go unless you want to pay (mumu) or want to manually create a wine bottle for the steam client. A dedicated solution from crossover is on the way but people will have to wait an official update from them (it needs a wine devel update). What I am trying to say is that at least on mac bluestacks isn't that invasive compared to windows and worth keeping in a rentry as a rec
>>534414417It's not that bad honestly
>>534415923>except mikuBRICKED
RUINED
>>534415986>maclaughing_junko.gif
Actuslly wait what since when was bluestacks on MacOS a thing? I always just assumed it was never an option
>>534416093They really dont have any chemistry together in my opinion
>>534403759Why are rio sluts like this?
>>534416082They ported to silicon half a year ago or something https://www.bluestacks.com/mac it's pretty fast
>>534416093i want to have sex with the dumb slampig sheep
thoughts on enema fetish?
>>534415923>>534416068Gods I still regret skipping Miku.
I told myself Ako was more important so I skipped Miku for Ako banner.
Lo and behold that schizo cow spooks me in the very next banner. And several more banners after that.
But to this day I still don't have Miku. And that fact BREAKS me
>>534416160Their group story is literally just them abandoning each other. And Izumi shoving in panties into your face.
>>534415864It is a useless number. Global anniversaries don't even show info graphics on how many students got 100 bond.
>>534414417>newfags have to refer a guide just to read the storyi dont envy you niggas at all
i never intend to stick around for long because >nexon but now im glad i did
>>534416218I am all in for seeing women degraded
https://files.catbox.moe/5ytnlx.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5ytnlx.jpg
>>534416290You are coping
>>534415929those kids are autistic and make youtube tutorials on how to degrease pizza with paper towels
haruka is cute and not autistic!
>>534416068Don't care, I never like that fake songstress.
Which track from the soundtrack would you put on as background music in your home
I vote Future Bossa
>>534416290>I love my wife>but what about the numbers and bragging rights???
>>534416291They honestly REALLY don't have to.
Like yeah a few events or momotalks definitely help fill in the gaps in between reading the main story volumes but most aren't necessary at all and you can jump straight into the main story without missing much.
>>534416249Good choice. Ako is more important.
Will this still work if I replace Aru with Mari? Will this work with 3* Kisaki and Rio for that matter? Everyone seem to have them at UE40.
Why is this conversation happening in the middle of the desert when Hoshino was confined in the underground lab under a military base?
It feels like I skipped a few chapters or something.
>>534416510Coffee Cats.
The answer is always Coffee Cats.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6iB1JvaE7_E
Oh yeah.
>>534416591https://files.catbox.moe/2mgvv7.jpg
>>534416379>>534416531You can love your wife without raising the useless number.
>>534416552>will this work if I replace a buffer with a healerno nigga
>>534416218I think Arona deserves 500 ml for every blue she gives me
>>534416472B-but she blows up insects messing with her weeds and stutters so much
>>534416552>will this work without a 80% crit damage buff?
>>534416601Don't they bust her out to safety and then they have that conversation?
>>534416552Aru with Mari, absolutely not.
3* Rio and Kisaki might work, it'll just mean your buff timings will have to be tighter. Since their buffs will be active for a shorter period of time.
>>534416749she's so small. her belly would start inflating at 4 blues.
>>534416276And yet it's the group story which most people remember funny enough
>>534416751thatโs not autistic
there are no autists in the game, not even rio
autists are are disgusting dysgenic subhumans, you literally canโt make them appealing
>Finally remember Chokmah is up
Yey.
You wouldn't love your studentwife if she put on weight and gained 200 pounds.
>>534416949Yes she is and yes you can, they just fetishize it for easy consumption.
>weeks of nothing but liking BA art on twitter
>it suddenly decides to start showering me in hundreds of posts from random JP celebs, JP baseball teams, and American rightoid politicians
>blocking and marking as irrelevant does literally nothing
I'm actually mad from this. What a garbage ass website, holy shit.
Blue Archive.
>>534417068she doesn't need to be three times my weight.
>>534417068My wife already weights more than that though.
>>534417068No way I'm letting her do that, exercise and diet forever.
>>534417068This but 20 pounds
>>534417068Yes. I only love skinny kids.
>>534414417Skipped 9mos due to irl stuff, came back, still plat.
>>534416693God please I want to be adopted by a big titty mommy 15 years younger than me
>>534416753>>534416741I didn't look at the numbers, I just thought people pick her because she has extra heals along the buffs...
>>534416883What can I do then? I don't think my 3* dress Ako will survive for long there.
>>534398448I don't think so, but I have monthlies so I never need screws.
>>534417217You are a pedophile
>>534416837Are my rights being respected? I genuinely can't tell
>>534417068Bloatmaxxing is ridiculed because it's a suicidal impulse. Natural instincts gone wrong. It's insanity. I hate fat people more than I hate niggers and jews, and I'm a gamer.
>>534417141Do you watch any of that stuff on other websites?
>>534417394Use camp hare.
Or if you don't have her just accept that you're not gonna beat kurokage in 1 team on torment difficulty. You'll most likely have to 2T it or 3T it
>>534417426Heehee thanks you too
>>534417426We love childs here
>>534417394Anon, sometimes in life it's better to just accept the gold.
>>534417091>t. coping dysgenic subhuman this is the blue archive general, you need to understand emotions and feel empathy towards your students to be here
the steampunk convention is two blocks down , feel free to fuck off
>>534398448I've only bought them once or twice so only buy them if you really need them
Is Mika popular because of her design or because of her JP VA? For those that don't know, Mika's JP VA is very popular.
>>534417626We all read CODE:Box, Rio is giga autistic.
>>534416729I max everything I can about her because I love her
>>534417661She was noticeably popular before she even had her VA announced 2 years after the game had already been out.
>>534410784Why are you posting this here, you retarded monkey? What exactly are we supposed to do about it? You know who's responsible.
>>534417394You can maybe try replacing dress aru with sHoshino. That'll give you a nice attack buff but fair warning, it's a pretty frustrating strat.
>>534417765Why are you digging up old shitposts?
>>534417394>dress AkoDo you mean dAko or do you mean dAru and typo'd?
A 3* dAru should be fine - there are plenty of clears that used her, I used a 4* dAru and sometimes let an extra ghost cat in P1 hit her because my sHanako sprays were off and she still never got in trouble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9GHTSZ_-6Q&t=188s&ab_channel=RSRainstorm
This is a clear with 3* dAru. I only used a 3* Rio, though my Kisaki was UE30. Not sure if that would really make up for it though.
>>534415820She's a good girl.
I could probably get a higher insane score and stay in plat if I raise my own Kikyou, but I don't know if it's worth it considering Hikari is coming up
>>534417765Because it's true. Just because stating facts makes you upset doesn't mean it isn't the truth.
>>534417662sheโs literally not autistic, sheโs like descartes, she made living as logically and rationally as possible her main goal in life, unlike autists she actually realizes her fucks up in the moment and feels bad about
thatโs something autists canโt because they are literally incapable of empathy
>>534417824I just woke up.
>>534417925This isn't the same thing as a doompost over low revenue or low player count. You know who's directly responsible, so tell them they are niggers. Simple as that. No need to doompost here.
>>534415820Is anyone really ok?
>>534418013I should probably clear this one out of my mob folder looking at it, the meme is no longer applicable.
>>534418015nta but you have never met anyone on the spectrum and are generalizing based on extremes
rio is a blatantly obvious depiction of high functioning autism
Who is the most stupid student?
>>534418131>t. coping subhuman also โhigh functioning autistsโ are not actually autistic, they are various kinds of antisocial instead
If both your student and your mother were drowning and you could only save one, I bet at least half of you would choose to save your mom.
>>534418285Calling everyone a subhuman wont help your case, you just look uneducated.
>>534417556I don't have Hare and Hanako is a borrow, so basically I only have one shot at this. I don't think a second team without another Hanako will actually work here. It's rather frustrating.
>>534417579No! I've been playing for a whole year, I'm tired of gold!
>>534417819I can do that, but I doubt it will radically change things.
>>534417849No, my issue is that everyone uses dress Aru and I don't have her. Dress Ako also can buff crit, but she has blue armor and that's a bad match here. Plus mine is only 3* and rather flimsy at the moment.
>>534416693unironically got a job interview yesterday due to sending my CV out on a whim
>>534418285google the word "autism" before acting like a retard
>>534418319I'd save both.
>but you can'tYes I can. It's you who can't pussy.
You now remember this cat
>>534418417>>534418319Believe in the happy ending.
>>534418319We hate trolley problems here. I will always strive for a happy ending for everyone. I'll save my wife and my mom.
>>534418319I'd save both.
>>534418241Definitely Koharu
>>534418357like i said, the steampunk convention is two blocks down, i heard they even serve the most bland and textureless chicken nuggies there, specifically made for someone with your taste pallet
>>534418381>I don't think a second team without another Hanako will actually work hereCombat Hoshino will work.
>>534418319Ifs and buts, anons
>Log onto Tiktok
>Bombarded with Uma ads and videos
>Not a single BA one aside from racist momoi and dancing Shiroko
Nexon what the FUCK
>>534418546I don't know what's your deal but good luck with your autistic studentwife, bro. You clearly wont listen to reason.
>>534418381You don't have the students. Give up. Accept the comfy gold.
>>534418414how about you get a job instead, you lumpen leech?
>>534418131>on the spectrum>high functioning autismMeme phrases invented to sell """medicine""" and high-jacked by internet clowns for shitpost purposes.
If everything is autism, nothing is autism. It's pointless and idiotic to categorize normal and insignificant variance in human behavior as some sort of disease. Unless you're shitposting.
>>534418583Nexon are inexperienced (read: utterly incompetent) when it comes to the marketing and promotional side for cute girl collector games like these and they've admitted it themselves in interviews. It's pretty much the sole reason they partnered with yostar, because they weren't confident in themselves to market to Japanese audiences directly.
>>534418131>but you have never met anyone on the spectrumBrother look at where you're posting.
>>534418682You're autistic and it shows
>>534418570How much HP can she clear?
>>534418623>autists>actually capable of reason hahaha, lmaoโฆ FUCK YOU
>>534418381It depends on how far you get. You can barely make it work if you have decent blue AoE options or the other purple AoE attackers and kurokage has like 50 hp bars remaining or something.
>>534418848This pink? Bred by me.
>>534417068>200 poundsYuuka lost weight?!
>my UE40 Atsuko is blowing my UE50 Hanako out of the water in number of borrows
dang
>>534417510As you should.
>another student besides my studentwife reached bond 50
It's so over. I am a stinky manwhore now.
what size cage does sensei wear
>>534418917Thats it. I'm going to breed momoi
1ka
md5: 6dd60f1d8eda480dbc7da7fb3e589e5a
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>>534419087My highest one is 21 and I have been playing for 7 months
>>534418381You should use your own Hanako, Hanako to ue50 and Kisaki to ue40 are good investments.
>>534418381https://hina.loves.midokuni.com/Raid/JP/75
Filter out the students you don't have and see if there's any clear with that. From what I've seen S.Hoshino comp might be your best option.
>>534418583i get a lot of blue archive ads when im using those free texting apps that give you a different number
>>534419197Same, and it's Yuuka of all people.
>>534419087This Sensei is a manwhore...
>>5344191472m3 faraday cage
>>534419182I want to grope Arona's flat chest.
>>534419243>adsholy fucking kek I don't understand how normalfags put up with them
I fucking love Ako and I want to get her to relationship 54 just like my other wife Hina
>>534419465You ever hear about the retards that say you have to watch the ads or you are "stealing?"
>>534419421Thanks friend I've already seen that one though
>>534419421How do I learn your secrets?
>>534419235Nice site. Thank you.
>>534404645Feed her onions.
>>534418682Based.
Also, the entire antivax โmovementโ is a psyop run by Pharma companies to lower vaccine quotas.
>>534419168Your kid will be stillborn.
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