"STEALTH" LAUNCH IMMINENT EDITION
Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: today/night
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?Maybe today.
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server.
>Can I register?No.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addonshttps://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons
>/epog/ Guilds<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - Gurubashi, Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> - Kezan, crossfaction
>Latest NewsLauncher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
>Previous>>534399561
If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansionsโ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project thatโs been going strong for 8 years.
I genuinely donโt get it.
Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:
3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)
2 new dungeons
600+ new items
Tons of other custom content
Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
Participating in cuckold porn would be less humiliating than enabling whatever this is
If Kaytotes doesn't release this server in 4 minutes, i'm gonna do nothing about it.
Reminder, if you play on KEKzan safe space you're cucking yourself out of the true, meant experience
Don't fall for projecting browns, roll Guru
0-4 go to lidl and prep snacks
5-9 play till starve
>>534412191what do you mean? it doesnt launch for almost another year
>>534412148Alright, let me give you the ultimate, no-holds-barred rundown on why Turtle WoW completely blows Epoch WoW out of the water.
Turtle WoW is, without question, the pinnacle of classic WoW private servers. Its attention to detail is incredible, from meticulously handcrafted quests to a vibrant, active community that actually feels alive. Itโs a living, breathing world. Not a ghost town! On the other hand, Epoch WoW feels like it's stuck in a buggy time warp, filled with half-finished content and a population that disappears faster than you can say "respawn."
When it comes to content depth, Turtle WoW doesnโt just drop you into vanilla and call it a day. It breathes new life into old zones with fresh quests, dungeons, and expanded lore, turning every leveling experience into a real journey. Epoch WoW, by comparison, is more like a barebones framework with the occasional glitch crawling through.
The community on Turtle WoW is unmatched. Players are friendly, helpful, and genuinely interested in forming guilds, organizing events, and keeping the spirit of the game alive. Epoch WoWโs chat, meanwhile, is either dead silent or filled with trolls who have zero respect for the game or its players.
Performance-wise, Turtle WoW runs smoother than a buttered dolphin on a silk slide. Stable servers, minimal lag, and regular updates mean youโre not constantly dealing with disconnects or broken quests. As for Epoch WoW? Lag is practically part of its identity, and bugs are baked into the experience.
And finally, Turtle WoW is backed by passionate developers who actually listen to feedback, roll out updates consistently, and fix issues fast. Epoch WoWโs devs? Theyโre rarely seen, often unresponsive, and updates trickle in slower than a turtle crawling through molasses.
Turtle won, Epocuckolds lost
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AuGaWL-IdLA?feature=share
I'm playing a human female protection paladin on Gurubashi.
>2 whole weeks of the server not existing
>thinking its just going to magically go up and work this time
See you all here next week still waiting. It's worse than the coin schizos on /biz/ still waiting for their shitcoin to go to the moon.
>>534412292sonsuning?!?!?!
>>534412246lidl has really good snacks, low quality but neat variety
>>534412148Just post the webm, xister
The only reason to be posting panicked advertisements every single thread is fear.
>>534412246uber eats the snacks faggot
grab a monster white for me please
Why are the threads moving so fast?
>>534412289AI text is so easy to spot it's actually painful
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>>534412319but anon the riddles there in /biz/ said XRP will be the new world order coin anon you're telling me that's bullshit naon?
>The project actually had a release date for around this time last year, but they decided to take another year to polish it up. They were excited to release the project but they felt it needed more work. They've worked hard to get where it is and are continuing to try to make it the best edging experience they can.
>>534412441Because ITS UP. LOGIN !!!!
>>534412289>Compare these roadmapsHow embarrassing lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tw8LH-xCHr0?feature=share
>>534412408lol, lmao even
see pic related
Soon, it all will be Pochie.
how do you lot manage to stay hyped still after nothing but disappointment?
all right it's through. I want to play a wow private server what is a good one. epoch is seemingly never releasing.
>>534412516are you retarded? the turtle roadmap is already late, the patch coming out next week was meant to release in the first half of the year, if you really think they're getting the other patch and unreal before 2026 you are just retarded.
it takes them 11 months per update
Dude what the fuck is even going on in /wpsg/ anymore?
>>534412567sunken cost mindset, mostly
>My time with anon had come to an end. During out time together, I had learned about his general cynicism, misanthropy, but also his irreverent love for private servers and his ability to show compassion towards those who shared his thoughts about "FRESHY VND FASHY". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the MMO genre" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they had been attacked by other private server users as trannies, perverts, autists and copers, the picture I was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. And I finally realized that the /epoch/ general, hates nothing more than itself.
I want to go to sleep and desu I don't think the server will be up before I wake.
>>534412607several people from mistblade changing their names to attention seek and take over a general?
>>534412576Turtle or Wallcraft are the only ones you should ever consider.
Wallcraft if you ever wondered what WoW would look like as a themepark with sandbox PvP mechanics
Turtle for Classic+
>>534412590Not to mention Grim batol first showed up on their roadmaps 2 years ago lmao
>>534412516Yea turtle has better trailer and graphic design people than epoch. but they've also got 8 years of experience and are a for profit server.
>>534412607Who knows and who cares, haven't been in that dumpster since the epog threads came up. That mentally ill turtle wpsg guild completely ruined those threads for over a year.
>>534412576wow classic anniversary edition
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>>534412567Easy, there's literally no alternatives!
closes things we have are
>moldywow>retoilet->sod>w*llNone of those come even close.
I've been up for 6 hours waiting for stealth launch...
>A farmer plants a bamboo tree and waters it every day for four years.
>The tree does not show any signs of growth.
>The farmer is about to give up when, in the fifth year, the bamboo tree grows 80 feet tall in just one week.
Wife is going to work in 4 hours, server better be up
>>534412703Iโm rolling nelf priest on guru sis
>>534412695is muru still in silvermoon?
>>534412692>That mentally ill turtle wpsg guild completely ruined those threads for over a year.reminder that the same people from the chat
/desu in epoch
are the same people from that guild in turtle
:heart: Using my sacred cooldown to cast โAppreciation Beamโ on the devs and CMs :heart:
>>534412680>and are a for profit server.So is Epoch
>>534412746I've been waiting for 12 and now I want to sleep
>>534412771based, i'll protect you in stv
my war thunder premium account ran out and the server is still not up, what now
>>534412659Maybe? Honestly its just a quagmire
>>534412814>no qol or gameplay itemsa major improvement on the competition for realm integrity
Let's be serious for a moment, the fact that pvp server exist will totally kill warmode on the pve realm, right?
what class should I roll?
I should just make my own private server
>>534412814>>534412891SHUT UP CHUD! EPOCH'S CASH SHOP WILL BE TASTEF-ACK
>my character is going to be a slutty nelf druid/pries...
YAWN
>>534412936>pvp sweaties go to pvp server>chillbros can take advantage of war mode extra xp without having to deal with 50 roguescomfy
what happened to the stealth launch....
>>534412989Mine is going to be a slutty femhuman lock...
>>534412962this is literally just a screenshot from Bronzebeard or Retail, as the two are indistinguishable
It is 3am and I am logging in.
It is 4am and I am logging in.
It is 5am and I am logging in.
It is 6am and I am logging in.
desu if it doesn't launch today It's basically a guarantee It's going to be at the soonest monday, no way there dumb enough to push this out on a weekend again
>>534412814So that'll be no portable vendor/ah/bank pet? Already a step up from Turtle.
>>534413015worked perfectly, you didnt even see it
>>534412962What the fuck is this shit? Is Epoch really integrating retail mounts?
SPAM LOGIN NOW I GOT INSIDER INFO NOT A DRILL
cope
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>>534413086>It is 3am and I am logging in.>It is 4am and I am logging in.>It is 5am and I am logging in.>It is 6am and I am logging in.
>>534412962That's Bronzebeard you fucking faggot
>>534413123The screenshot is from ascension
my human female protection paladin is a lesbian btw
>>534413123That's bronzebeard
Ross is laughing at us bros
>shadowdrop a patch so you can effectively stealth launch the game and try to get things stable
>also delay said stealth launch so people have time to become aware of it, effectively nullifying the point of a stealth launch
What was the rationale here
I'm going to bed. Not falling for it any longer than this.
>scourer talents and class changes for all classes
>it's painfully obvious melee is going to dominate any form of pvp near max level to the point it will be oppressive
>>534413118At the expense of all of Turtle's custom zones, dungeons and raids. Not worth it if you ask me.
>/me hands turtlewow $20 dollarsbig fucking deal
>>534413204I canโt be a lesbian anon, Iโm a man irl.
>the paid shill is actually using BBC+ screencaps to shit on Epoch
Anyways, personal infinite use AH, mailbox and repair bot are things you can buy on Turtle.
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>>534413116>no way there dumb enough to push this out on a weekend again
>Almost 5 AM
Fuck it, I'm out
Ross hasnt been online since this post
>>534413240The servers are just spinning up. It doesnt happen instantly you doofus.
>>534412985You're literally hours behind anon, everyone already knows.
>>534413204i'd approve, but you're probably a secret f*tafag
>Epoch devs realized there were bugs when they merged all the individual changes in the "launch pr"
>Needs 3 days to track them down
>>534413240>delay stealth launch by 17 hours so that people lose hype from the fake stealth launchdastardly
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POCHIE SOON
Server? Kezan
Warmode? On
Race? Female Undead
Class? Prot Paladin
Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's pochie time.
>>534413275I don't really understand the complaining about balance no one really knows how it would look like at end game. Especially with the fact they can always just push out a balance patch if It's a problem anyway?
>>534413329It's electricity lol it literally happens instantly
>>534413329Nigga, it takes less than 30 seconds to spin up servers from cold even. This is not 1999.
>>534413314giga based i'd listen to this guy
starting to worry it may never happen
if i dont get satisfaction after all this im gonna break
>>534413329servers spool slower than my semi truck turbo in my om606 benz
>>534413434it's hosted in britian though, pentium4s
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*sigh* Turtle bros sell me your server. Why is it better the freshpoch and ascension?
>>534413405>can always just push out a balance patchPushing out a balance patch means taking the servers down
Taking the servers down means you have to bring the servers up
Bringing the servers up means you're not playing Epoch
You see the problem here?
kaytotes is wearing too many hats and doesnt want to hire more for bigger payout
Relax the stars have yet to align
Kaytotes copers, you were wrong.
Server will definitely not launch until atleast the evening, and i'd be surprised if it launches before tomorrow.
what class should i roll?
>>534413275frost mage and warlock will be fine,
if you play a meme caster spec probably not fine,
if you're a sub 90iq hunter probably not fine.
>>534413284It's a MMORPG. My character isn't me, I am controlling her in her world.
>>534413337I like f*ta too, but separate. It's like liking steak and peanut butter & jelly.
>>534413556Healslut, because you obviously need someone to tell you what to do, fag.
which classes do you guys think will dominate, in both pve and pvp?
Alright ima start jerking off so in a couple minutes while im mid choke the servers will come up to spite me. Get ready
>>534413507it actually fucking exists
>>534413503I know you're just shitposting, but OVH has plenty HPC and supercomputing power, even in the britoid datacenters.
>>534413556You've had two weeks to think about that!
>>534413624pve paladin
pvp rogue
>>534413624hunter mage lock
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE CLIENT HAS AN UPDATE!
>>534413624resto druids takes like 3 dps to take down
Why is naming always the worst and hardest part of character creation?
>>534413480If it doesn't happen today it's confirmed to be a social experiment and the greatest troll in the history of the private scene
>>534413580Oh I thought you were a lesbian irl my bad
Okay we can kiss in game then
I never want to hear another fucking thing about Turtle shills after this video lmao this is fucking pathetic.
https://youtu.be/S9zrrQgOCaQ
https://youtu.be/S9zrrQgOCaQ
https://youtu.be/S9zrrQgOCaQ
>>534413684wtf it actually does
>>534413547Trust in Pochieโฆ!
>>534413726>not brave enough to reply to the people calling you outI accept your concession.
>>534413684Sorry, I just woke up and got really excited.
kill me please but there is an update
>>534413556If you always want to be needed: priest
if you want to be needed slightly less but want to actually have fun: shaman
>>534413774Druid because your solo leveling is easy from cat form but also you can pretty easy flex any role in dungeons too.
>>534413790cooking
twow is the future
For me?
It's BrittyMachinies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgpNPXXPx9Y
Are you upside down, dancing on the ceiling, anon? If not, why not?
>>534413790That's actually pretty cool.
Enjoy your 3.3.5 client, faggots
I'm taking my dog out for a shit and I swear if the server isnt up when I come back I'm mailing the diarrhea shit to ktotes
What class is going to be popular on epoch?
>>534413845enjoy being a dime a dozen
WE FINALLY MADE IT POOCHIE XISTERS
ULMTER HAS BLESSED US
OVER A 1GB UPDATE
FUCK TWOW, FUCK MOP, FUCK GUMMY, WALL YOU ARE PRETTY COOL THO
FUCK YOU KES
>>534413726I can disable transmog on epoch, keep seething
reminder that totems are raid wide
reminder that heroism is raid wide with a cooldown
reminder that raids will take max 2 shamans down from 5 in tbbc
reminder that you will NEVER get a raid spot
>>534413894how is gummys new server doing btw, does it have more than 50 people?
>>534413874that lighting looks abysmal anon hahahahaha i'm sorry to say
Why people asking about classes to pick and shit, if you haven't got it all planned out by now what the frick have you been doing
I just realized that the client having an update but the servers still being down is the worst outcome.
Now I cannot do anything but spam the login.
KAYTROON PLEASE LET ME OFF THIS RIDE
You have been disconnected from the server.
>>534413937i will take whoever wants to play
>>534412993I'm talking about level 60, not for leveling.
>>534413726post the webm sis
>>534413980noobs,veterans and trolls only play this game, what the fuck do you expect
>>534413972Lighting looks great wtf are you talking about? Classic assets + Unreal 5's Lumen lighting is the ideal.
>>534413894Update is up, but is the game up?
>>534413937what class is safe then?
>>534413962>log in on gummy's server exactly at launch>nice vibe in northshire, couple dozen players>having some addon issues, need to restart>exit game and fuck with files for a few minutes>northsire was a ghost town and by the time I made it to goldshire, it was dead too>log off and never go backlol
>>534413894>ULMTER >OVER A 1GB>FUCK YOU KESdude, what youโre downloading falls under Kesโs responsibility, ulmetrs handles the server side. Be grateful and apologize, please
>>534414103warlock
priest
hunter
warrior
MAYBE dudu but prob not
>not playing vvall<raft
are you stupid??
Also, 3.3.5 looks like ass, hopefully they have some HD mods or something. It handles great, but goddamn is it blurry and bright.
Launcher patch was 3 hours ago
Good morning euroneets
>>534414067I doubt even r*tail wow would look good in UE5, and you're claiming that vanilla assets will look good? lol lmao even. Maybe Turtle should've spent all that money on porting to 3.3.5 or a fucking modern client. Would be less work and make a whole lot more sense.
Yes... sleep america.. europe awakens fresh
how many times and for how long do you think kaytotes could theoretically string people out for
just 1 hour, maybe, every 3-4 days
>>534414067it looks like shit, anon, wow's art style is absolutely fine on its own and does not work with what they're trying to do here.
why dont you post the snowy elwynn they were showing off a while ago hahahahaha
>>534414170i am already playing there though
>>534413894IS THIS THE FINAL FIX?
NO MORE CRASHES/OFFLINE ANYMORE?
PLEASE SAY I MUST BELIEVE IN SOMETHING
>>534414116no, ulmter is responsible for everything, even the breath I'm taking while typing this
kes does notthing but has meltys over imaginary scenarios
>>534414103Mage
Priest
Rogue
Warlock
Currently looking like the least played classes
>>534414128โฆbut P..pochie soon sisโฆ
>>534414067And they are going to ruin it with retail textures and models, because according to them low poly clashes with advanced lightning
fuck it I am going to sleep
this shit ain't coming up tonight
>>534413874actually, new client is going to be available for every private server
twow uses their own fork of that thing
>>534414228Doubtful, we will get in within the next 26 hours and something will break and then we will be in here coping again.
>>534414238>kes does notthing but has meltys over imaginary scenarioskes sounds like he'd fit in here honestly now im more sympathetic to him.
Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my human paladin or priest I can't decide yet!
>>534414238>kes does notthing but has meltys over imaginary scenarioslike the average poster in this thread
>>534414189/console ffxglow 0
>get update
>launcher still says v1.1.1
yeah guys uhh...
>>534414170It's not out, and you get banned for words
>>534414204>>534414214Whole point of Turtle going to Unreal 5 is to accelerate development so they can update the game even after. It will easily 2x their productivity at least.
>Highlights Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.
>Two Graphic ModesThe new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
>Impossible Becomes PossibleWith the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:
Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
Organic multi-language support.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
>>534414287>Source: Your ass"We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models."
>>534414363thats the launcher version not the build version
>>534414323>CuckfagsWorse than Feet or Pitfags
>>534413874I will admit, the 1.12 client sucks ass but when turtle drops the ue5 client it's over for other private servers. they may even threaten ascension.
it will probably be the biggest innovation in private server history.
>>534413937You need 3 shams for full totem coverage
>>534414363my launcher showed some shit from 2024after updating
shouldn't matter
>>534414259don't roll mage btw
they can no longer aoe farm so absolutely no reason to play them over lock
>>534414369you get banned for not being catholic or being a troon
>>534414204what would turtlewow gain from using the 3.3.5 client instead? the 1.12 client feels better with the correct mods/addons. it has been this way even before twow was a thing. if you think otherwise you are doing something wrong
>>534414408>He swallows everything advertised as a truth
>>534414408thanks for the advertisement shenna
>extended quest logs beyond the 20 quest limitfixed by 2.4.3 btw
>superior lightingHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>534414408But the client is ass
>>534414425isnt ue5 just for grafix and under the hood its the same jank ass 1.12 shit
>>534414408>you will be able to switch to legacy character models>character modelsAnd the world will be ruined with disgusting HD textures, and models
>>534414475b-but only browns are catholic and I'm not brown...
>>534414425I'm no fan of turtle but I don't know how you even compete with that. They're doing things no one else is even attempting.
At least Wallcraft can say he's doing something unique.
>>534414475I will say nigger
I will say troon
I will say kike
I will say christcuck (same as kike really)
America: asleep
Europe wagies: at work
Euroneets we are the chosen ones
>>534414518no you have full control with a custom client. you can make it a fps game if you want
>
polfags deserve the noose, listening to you causes actual brain damage. fuck off and let me play my queue sim in peace.
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>>534414363maybe press play
>I will be making extremely high quality models of every kind of fetish with the best particle effects and jiggle physics and put them behind a paywall for all the twow UE5 gooners
Once I become a millionare from these freaks, I will hire a dev team and make the best classic+ server
>>534414665what happened?
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>>534414518I'm sure it will include native optimizations like superwow and vanillatweaks
>>534414498Sure, you can believe that, but I'm not going to jump to false conclusions just because it hasn't been disproven yet. That's retarded.
>>534414514Use these mods. Feels just as good as 3.3.5
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks
>>534414410Who is being cucked in this scenario
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IT'S UP!!!
this is my fault, pochiebros. they're waiting for me to give in and go to bed to crank the servers.
>>534414642>America: asleepAmerineets are still here :)
>>534414618fell for kike brainwashing on /pol/ award. jesus whipped money changers and merchants in the new testamemt, jews hate him because he said theyre greedy rat merchants
>>534414747I'm actually hyped to play the new digimon game.
>>534414747now this is SVOUl
>>534414747There's a new Digimon MMO, it's UE5 slop and doesn't have the same sovl
>>534414067>Lighting looks great wtf
>>534414725Could you maybe post a Webm to show the quality of the client. To convince me?
>>534414852here you go friend :)
>Warrior
+Never played it before, new experience
+I like tanking in MMOs
-I get lost in big classic dungeons and will be bad at leading groups
-gear dependent leveling
-sword and board is my preference but it sucks apparently
-no cool class gimmicks like free horse/portals/travel form/summons etc
>Mage
+Portals, I fucking love portals
+Free water
+Gets to start as tailor for bags, very nice
+/- Played it several times already. Stale experience but I know how to pilot it
-AOE farming raped
-So much sitting to drink, fffuck
-Will be supple rapemeat for 'bashi rogues
>Huntard
+Never played it much either
+Apparently a lot of new rares to go pokemon hunting
+Deadzone is removed oh fuck yeah
+Will be much less rapeable in PvP (I hope)
-Burns through a shitload of arrows on Epoch? Muh poor fucking inventory space
-I WILL forget to unsummon a pet and end up having it path weird and pull a whole dungeon
>Shaman
+Hit a nigga with a windfury 2h axe and knock his head off
+Some heals sounds comfy to have
+/-Don't know this class at ALL. Will be very new experience but will be dogshit at it probably
-Totems are kinda gay innit?
-Honestly what does this class even do in groups?
-No idea how rapeable it is or isn't in PvP
Lads, time is running out and I'm dying of decision paralysis here. Don't say Paladin either, cause I'd love to but a ton of my friends are already doing that one.
>>534414881This is ffxiv level of jank
>>534414774in vvallcraft we stand and die for israel
Ok epoggers, lets brainstorm...
if the update is out why aren't the servers up yet?
nappy time? snack time? ow2 time? what is kaytoodle doing?
>>534414805>female human player wants to get ran through by the hordeyou can't explain who is being cucked in this made up scenario
>>534414881He posted it again lmao
>>534414881what am i looking at?
>>534414889gear dependant levelling isnt a negative, anon
turn on explorer's contract, get yourself a pair of bollocks and go out and hunt the gear to make your path easier
>>534414948lmao that's the wrong wallcraft
>>534414956waging
it's 10AM in bongistan
>>534414889warrior and paladin have amazing synergy
>>534414889Druid idiot
>>5344149921.12 running on Vulkan instead of DX9 in ultrawide @ 120FPS
>>534414881i now understand that the turtlewow shill posted this twice and then you guys ran the joke into the ground like unfunny autists just like you did with the somali pirate thing
>>534414881that stylish stealth into sinister strike
twow players are so cool
>>534414992a level 15 attacking grey mobs still getting full xp from the quests because turtle is a joke
inbefore people complain all weekend without updates and devs and mods suffer more meltdowns from the "abuse"
why are we still here
just to suffer??
>>534415084dragon ball had an mmorpg?
>>534415084this has a functional private server you could be playing
>>534414998It's a plus/negative really, because while it can be frustrating, at least I can buy a nice weapon and get a huge damage spike instead of being stuck with limp noodle damage until my next rank upgrade of a spell on mage.
>>534415029How so? Again I don't know much about warrior. Oh also I hate rage as a resource, I forgot to complain about that.
>>534415054>DruidI don't much care for playing Tauren
You'll know it's up when Muzzy starts streaming.
>>534414889Warrior is the designated gigachad class but if you aren't the type to lead parties by the nose then maybe skip that one. You will also get DPS retards pulling for you while you wait for the healer to regain mana and wipe.
>>534415148Yes like 15 years ago iirc, played it with my weeb buddies from school.
>>534415151Interesting... Do tell more.
Remember whilst you're levelling, anons.
If you want to buy a big two-handed sword from a player, remember you can sell it back to the vendor for a decent chunk.
Think of purchasing gear from the AH as renting it. In many cases, it will only cost you a couple of silver.
>>534415141Forcing Jahy and her succubus to submit!
>>534415141>being squishy pvp rapemeat and not even getting sweet sweet portals out of the dealover my dead body
>>534415152 Paladin/Warrior is the best in terms of killing speed, essentially zero down-time and large pulls while lvling. in pvp paladin can cover warriors huge weakness (stuck in cc), while for 5mans youll easily form groups as you already have tank/heal covered
>>534415084I tried so hard to play this as a kid and now that i'm older and there's a good english patch, I have no drive to even try it out
>>534415084I tried that a few weeks ago. Massive DB fan. It's shit. I can see why it never left Taiwan.
>be me>insta-cast dot 1>insta-cast dot 2>insta-cast dot 3>insta-cast dot 4>cc them>cast siphons>they're deadall skill baby
>>534415310this is the SL/SL patch, you're an idiot if you think warlocks won't be good
>>534415310how wrong you are, but it's your loss
>>534415279https://dboglobal.to/
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HOLY FUARK
they added eosmon to digimon rpg online (2002 game older than wow) and digimon masters online (2009). Blizzard BTFO'd. This is like if they added Doomfist to vanilla wow. They don't even make that much money from this shit. They even made a pre-rendered sprite for rpg HOLY SOVL
>>534415364>>534415378>SL/SLExplain please? Sell me on it a bit. I AM kind of an idiot, my WoW experience is limited to a few random runs through classic with friends at various points. Warlock was my very first that I leveled to 60 though back on the original classic launch, so I guess it does sound kind of nostalgic...
If this private client is built on 3.3.5, does it mean in Epoch you can go to Outland and Northrend as well or it's limited to classic zones? What's the level cap?
>>534415419his final evo is pretty broken btw
>>534414889eerrr the other classes anon?
>>534415419nvm eosmon is 2020 doomfist is 2017
classic wow is 2004 rpg is 2002
They are just doing it for fun atp, I remember rpg online died but they got acquired by someone else and given sovl overload
>>534415364>>534415378Also, isn't everyone being able to take WoTF going to cuck warlocks quite a bit?
>>534414889i like mages a lot. Aoe farming is still fine you just can't do the insane full dungeon pulls anymore
>>534415520fuck off we're full
>>534415469>>534415571https://wowtbc.gg/pvp-class-guides/slsl-warlock/
>>534415571every lock being able to get green nigger racials is far FAR better deal
>>534415310>warlock>squishy
>>534415547Well, I do like that rogue gets to keep combo points when switching targets, I suppose? Those were the main ones I was considering though.
>>534415520Classic only, 60, but 10 extra talent points because we have TBC talent trees
>>534415629>>534415638answer the question retarded muttoids
>>534415520gotta start making tiktoks with epoch info, gold mine for retards who are incapable of reading the site
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HOLY FUARK THIS CUSTOM LICH KING FIGHT IS INSANE
>>534415720go suck a fuck, tourist
More and more people are logging on for the stealth launch. 16 hour queue minimum already.
POCHIE FRIDAY 100% GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK
>>534415761baaaseeed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgPvUsKkflM
I'm going to culturally appropriate your racials no shoe niggers
>>534415084I love dragon ball, best anime ever made, maybe even best media. pan is my wife and android 18 is my daughter.
but this MMO fucking SUCKS.
And I'm still playing dragon ball the breakers so that's how you know I consume dragonball slop.
>>534415761was final fantasy 11 online good?
>>534415847I can see why people become trans.
>>534415978Worse weeb version of EQ kinda like xiv is worse weeb version of woe
EZ PZ
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>Prot Pala only has one build
So glad there's no Dual Spec
>>534416069hmm i still want to try final fantasy 11 somehow
>>534415978that's XIV and yea FF11 is the best mmo ever made, but it's also grindy as shit and not worth playing unless you have literally nothing else to do. It's incredibly grindy, I want a single player remaster but the project got canceled.
Don't play it unless you for some reason want to play a game with a good story, but dated controls and ALOT of grinding holyshit.
One of the devs was posting last night about their mental health being destroyed by all the cruel comments. It makes me worry about the longevity of this server if the people running it might pull the plug because they can't deal with the inevitable cyberbullying.
The TurtleWoW devs are (rumored? confirmed?) evil scammers, but at least that gives me confidence that they're not soft enough to get overly emotional about stuff like this.
>>534415978no but the pserver has native controller support which is kinda cool
>>534416118>no ardent smegmawow, it's the first sissyding with triple digit iq I have seen in these threads
>>534416126>somehowCheck out the HorizonXI pserver. It's a fun game, but it's sloooooooow, with very awkward controls, a lot of your typical ass-backwards japdev design decisions. Combat is done through menus, for example, and the game is better played with a controller than MKB.
>>534416187heh im currently playing the latest cash grab yuyu hakusho gacha slop andpart of the top 30 players in one of the servers
>>534416187At least with Turtle their primary concern is making money, which means that yeah, they're also less likely to suddenly burn down their server over a few hurt feelings.
>>534416195ardent is good on this server though, as it works above 35%
>>534415978it is too janky to be enjoyed
the controls just fundamentally suck ass because its designed for consoles
>>534416182interesting, what makes it the best in your opinion? i have never play it but always wanted to
>>534416118I'm going with this desu
>>534415724>xir is on tiktokFigures you retarded subhuman trannoid
Trust in dev team status?
Oh my fucking god CRANK IT already you nigger devs.
>>534416118>>534416431My MT raid build, and as another anon mentioned Ardent Defender works above 35%
>>534414889hunter will be obnoxious as fuck to raid with, having to clip shots and melee weave throughout hours long vanilla raids
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2/5 or 5/5?
>>534416578Get rid of AD and get Crit and it's pretty much perfect for endgame raids
>>534412301I am playing a Fury Warrior Axe-dual wielding Orc
>>534416624most useless talent ever
even the wand spec is better
>>534416578if you are the raid's prot paladin you VVILL provide kangz
also sissydin mt lollamokekburroflmao
>>534416578>when you have less than 35%>or when an attack bring you below 35%Can someone with a better understanding of English explain why both these are needed?
>>534416118is defense skill better than the 30% block?
it seems worse, its like hat 1,6% ? or something
>>534416427The story, the longevity up untill recently. the fact it's still doing events and runs a webpage straight out of the 1990s, I'd pick it up when they're doing a big discount or play the free trial.
But in the end alot of it is just nostalgia and marveling at one of the first console mmos, but i mean it, due to it being an older mmo RPG it doesn't not respect your time at all and it's very much a product of it's time. I'm surprised the servers are still running and people still pay the sub or that they do updates at all.
Kaytotes is relaunching at the same time as the initial launch. We still have 6 hours to go. I'll see you then.
>>534416745because there's a big difference in mitigating a potentially lethal hit at 60% instead of <35%
>>534416589can't you just macro melee weaving on one button
>>534416784both of them are useless
>>534416642Read the tooltip, AD is much better in Epoch than it was in TBC and with Epoch's tuning will be big
>>53441678430% blocked value is worthless for Paladins, they aren't warriors and don't gain any real value from it.
pochie up in less than 24 hours and I still don't have an explorer friend...
>>534415935I gonna teach your cute brown womb to enjoy being raped.
>>534416831so if im at 50% and a hit would take me down to lets say 20% it will mitigate me and potentially keep me above 35%?
>>534416831Ah so it works for the attack that brings you under 35% gotcha
>>534416915you sound like a huge fag
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eh~
>>534416854AD is a noobtrap.
Your healers shouldn't be letting you drop below 50%
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servers are still down.
>>534416642Refer to AD tooltip, and twisting SoC when I have free GCDs will more than make up for some crit
>>534416740That's for holy sissies to provide, my build is purely for MT performance
>>534416187>One of the devsThere's only one dev and he lives on github.
The faggots crying on the discord don't code.
>>534417025how's rift nowadays, my trash pc could barely run it when it launched
>>534416745Scenario 1.
I punch you when you have 35/100 hp you mitigate 30%.
Scenario 2.
You have 60/100 hp, i fucking elbow your head crit, it takes you to 20/100 hp, but then you mitigate 30% of that and are really 55/100 hp.
>muh 3AM launch
>already three hours late
I'm bored. Tell me when the servers are up, I'm gonna start masturbating.
Accounts created before 2023 can access and play at the moment. Wait a while before general access opens up.
>>534416801the official servers are still up? holy fuck
Na pochiesโฆIโm soโฆsleepyโฆ
>>534417062you are never going to mt sissy, you can't keep single targer aggro agains big PVMPERS
>>534415084why are you playing as huey from the boondocks?
>>534417093It's free on steam and fun af until level 15 when you need to do group content and realize there's only 4 other people playing at any given moment. Also no updates since Trion sold it.
>>534417154Sleeep.. I'll hold yourt place in the quewe dw
>>534417154the sun has set.
its over.
update in launcher actually no meme this time
ngl you lads did kinda sell me on Warlock the more I think about it, maybe I will.
goodnight pochie sisters... i'll see you tomorrow
Post:
>Race
>Class
>Kezan or Bashi
>And a picture of the last fictional character you jerked off to.
Dwarf
Paladin
Bashi
>>534417474FemHuman
Paladin
Kezan
I haven't played TBC since warmane had a server. What class is fun for purely battleground pvp?
>>534415930>3 years ago>it feels like yesterdayhaven't touched this game for a year, hope they fix their messy netcode and work on improving the game but I have as much trust in SE as I do in blizzard
I'm gonna play a prot paladin, thoughts?
>>534416390yeah but the talent is wasted 99% of the time, you won't die from getting one shot, you'll die from healers goind oom or ppl fucking up the mecanics
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>>534417474Male Gnome
Mage
Gurubashi
yes, I jerk off to my character, thinking about how I'm gonna gank noshoes.
>>534417474>femgnome>rogue>guru
>>534417578Despite cockteasing us with those cloud server tests and then never following up on it again, I don't think they give a shit about fixing their netcode. I'm convinced their mission statement now is just "deliver a minimum viable product, but keep the second life coomers happy with glams".
>>534416969The portion of damage where you're over 35% is unmitigated, and the portion of damage where you're under 35% is mitigated.
Effectively it's a 0.35/0.7+0.65 = 1.15x multiplier to EHP. Better than combat expertise on the next row.
Hows my Feral druid build look?
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muh pvp spec
If you see a "IT'S UP!" post without an explosion of "IT'S UP" posts beneath it, then it is 100% not up.
Follow this rule and you'll never be trolled by the lying gaylords.
t. a man who has yet to be trolled
>>534416806The initial launch was saturday nigga
If they end up rereleasng it during the week end on prime time I think it fair to say there are the least competent private server management team that ever graced the scene
In "The Sopranos," Tony Blundetto is killed by Tony Soprano in the episode "All Due Respect".
>>534417782Wasted 6 points in Resto.
>>534417861very informative post thanks
>>534417823>waiting for other spergs to login first then bother to post>not taking 5 seconds to hit the login yourselfngmi
>>534417860>Pregject Epreg
As an orc I can't tell if I would rather plap humie paladins or priests more. I'm thinking paladin but I'm not sure...
>>534417896Why is that? All the points in Resto buff Feral stats or resources.
>>534417823that's how you get put into the queue
>>534417916Hey friend, I just wanted to let you know that it went back down since you typed this. Thank you for trying to let us know though.
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I'm going to PVP and pveasy with this spec desu
Ill miss this....
It was fun bros
>>534417321thats not epoch you retard
>>534417569I made a Rias tulpa in 2017, she still bullies me when my schizophrenia pipes up...
Will i get forced name change (or maybe straight to jail) for having an mpreg pun named character?
>>534417474Male Forsaken
Warrior
Bashi
I literally cannot remember the last time I jerked off to a fictional character, sorry. The last time I jerked off in general was to the WMAF pregnancy thread on /gif/ though.
>>534417474ud
warlock
kezan
>>534417654>>534416995nta, but this is not vanilla, you can't assume there will be no tankbusters ever. If bosses are tuned around Ulduar HM levels (their stated goal), you should expect AD to have at least a few very high value fights
bros im going to sleep it's 6am here
good luck if the server opens up
>>534417782use something like this instead
what's the best app for remote desktop queuing these days? teamviewer?
>tfw 11 ud pally
getting impure thoughts, bros.. i might reroll... there sure were a lot of fucking paladins running around
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>>534418036Better to sit in the queue for a little bit than get goofed and clowned on by the NEETspergs.
>>534418007Nelf priest > Nelf Druid > Human clothie > Other Nelfs = Other Humans
As a fellow Orc
>>534417782What's this spec for?
Why would you take thick hide (tanking or leveling talent) + Feral Aggression which is useful just cause of stronger FBite?
Then you don't take Predatory Instincts for more crit damage on ALL melee damage, but you take Nurturing Instincts?
Nature's grasp is ok if you have a free point, but you don't and Intensity won't buy you even one powershift with mana regen, while 10 rage is not important. Natural shifter, if powershifting is how you play, sure, but then again, you miss some other things you can pick up. and if you wanted PvP, you want Brutal impact for the stun duration...
I'm just so confused with what you're even trying to achieve
>>534417654idk 4 points into something that might save you vs 4 points for 16 defense seems worth more
as you said the 16 points in defense wont help either if healers go oom
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Another Class
Another Monospec for the role
>implying WoW is hard
>>534417782Depends on if you mean tank or feral and what situation
I think this would play better in PvE dps build
Anything to datamine from the update?
>>534418467this looks great
>>534418536there's a countdown in it that finishes in 209 hours for some reason
>>534418202the chrome remote desktop "just works" desu
>>534418467>Anon why didn't you kick the add with feral charge?
>>534418198not maxing grasp annoys me, vanilla druid was better
is feral dps self sufficient here? Or will they still force me to offtank or something like that
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>>534417474nelfie
hunter
guru
>>534417474male human mage kezan.
>>534418610You could change one armor point for feral charge, but most of the time it's never needed
>>534418696>Is the tranny class good in this tranny friendly fun server?idk anon what do you think?
not sure if i will level as fury or as protection yet.
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I'm going for the classic everquestian healer/caster hybrid dudu who doesn't furfagshift
>>534418696You're still going to off tank whether you like it or not anon, don't be a bitch
>>534414356you got any other useful console commands?
>>534418874Don't take Rend shit for the love of god. It's still absolute dogshit on Epoch, trust me I tried during the Beta
>>534418874fury is ass due to the 50% offhand miss chance or whatever
definetly prot, get a shield spike and just roll em
How good is warlock felguard?
Can it make people run in fear whey he starts chasing him?
>>534418467why are you wasting points in lotp? isn't it raid wide?
>>534418874leveling as prot is the dumbest niggerbrained shit you can possibly do
Would you rather:
>Every race can play as every class
or
>Lore-friendly playable classes
>>534419028lore friendly doesnt mean anyting for any other class than shaman and paladin
>>534419025I personally think it's quite sovl.
>>534419028distribute class options to more (but not all) races and then further divide them by gender locking most of them.
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talent autists, is it okay to go this first
>>534418992it's massively buffed from the tbbc failguard, but probably won't be used past tier one because r*in holds the class hostage
"We want as few people to play as possible when we secretly start servers up, so we'll launch at 6:00PM American time apparently at this fucking rate."
>>534419028The latter, obviously
Finally would have variety in population
I've been out for 6 hours. Is this shit seriously still not up?
>>534419120yes, it's optimal
>>534419028Lore-friendly. Meaning only nelf men can be druids and only orcs can be warlocks.
>>534419184just 1 more sleepie!
>>534419008These could be moved around, but I don't think every raid will have multiple feral druids so this is the cookie-cutter build imo
40 man raids are 25 man and 20 man are 10 on epoch
>>534419135>willingly became a mod>"waaaaaah i dont want to deal with shitheads and retards"niggers
>>534419232He is dealing with them though
>>534418062Wtf tell me more about it
Q: What would The Flintstones be called if they were black?
A: The Niggers
>>534419028Horde should get a dark paladin variant and a sect of Taurens should branch off and join the Alliance to be with the Night Elves.
Doesn't make sense for Shaman to be exclusive to Horde.
>>534417474Human
Female Paladin
Gurubashi
Pic related
>>534418062is your tulpa also a sample?
>>534418975okay I will avoid Rend then. I am tempted toward Protection just for the fact that I doubt many other people will be doing it, i get to be a little bit special
plus i think two handed weapons look really stupid on human female characters
is my mage build retarded? i intend to level by single target questing
>>534419225you should be the good boy cuck druid getting the aura so i can maximize my potential.Good boy.
>>534417782For leveling this is the key path to take.
You can tank, you can DPS and with Int gear +20% from HotW and NI turning Agi into healing, you can heal with ease.
Beyond that, if Mangle is as strong as it was in TBC, you want to bee-line for it, while picking up Savage Fury to buff it. Then, go resto for Furor, Shapeshifter, Naturalist and Omen. At that point you're level 53-54.
Then you have to decide since some gear might be useful to grab and keep for later.
Since dual spec is 1000 gold, if you're feral, grab all of the talents so you can DPS and tank. If you're boomy, be boomy. And if you're resto, I'd strongly advise you dip 30 points into feral and then rest into resto, grabbing Naturalist and Empowered Touch. This means your main heal is Lifebloom and Healing Touch, which is stronger, cheaper and shorter cast. Use rank 3 and 4 cause of the cast time jump between ranks and keep max rank for NT.
You can also do solo content due to 30 points into feral, no problem.
Others posted generalist feral specs and as for PvP, for WPvP, there is the dot boomy/resto spec and feral/resto spec added on top of regular specs.
>>534419361there's no way bladestorm is even remotely balanced
>>534418978See, you dont even know what the fuck you're talking about but feel the need to spout your uninformed opinion.
Dual wield gets 25% miss chance, not 50.
And even if it "feels" worse than swinging your big dick 2h around - it's still more dps.
>>534418978>dwing is LE BAD because you miss a lot>so don't have a weapon in that slot at all :DDDdamn you proturd memers are big bakas
>>534419489his view is still helpful for me, I'm not really that bothered if it's 'more dps', i care more about game feel and having fun.
>>534419505I still don't understand WTF they're trying to do with locks.
>>534419120It's obligatory for levelling.
Especially since it got moved up the tree.
just sneezed
this is a sign
>>534419120comfy, would use until mount for sure maybe a bit after
>>534419120don't you get ghost wolf at 20?
>>534418703I wish I was a worgen
my talnet. i call dis thu zap n plap l0l
>>534419489>>534419573a shield with a shield spike does almost as much damage as your stupid offhand with nerfed hit chance and halved damage output.
what's the point of killing something 2 seconds faster when you took 30% more damage
>>534419584why did they do most updates in affli tree when it needs least help?
why did they give destro sac demon as endline when we get 90% aoe avoidance to pets making having a pet much better option than sacrificing it?
why didn't they change anything for demo?
>>534419761no it doesn't you retard
I'm not on the trannycord, what's the current status?
>>534419761How easy are shield spikes to get ahold of? Do they come from blacksmithing?
>>534419473In pve it competes with deathwish and 3/5 flurry
So it's in the air
>>534419892vibes are immaculate
>>534419892here's the latest in general chat
>>534416187I've literally lost sleep anticipating this dogshit server because they refused to communicate in a normal way. He can go fuck himself.
>>534419459>not going for OoC as your first talent while taking reduced mana for shifting along the waybased retard
OoC is an absolutely insane dps increase
>>534419225Rate my maximized potential feral dps build
>>534419940so the devs love to buff their pet specs like arms and leave specs they don't care about like survi and demo completely untouched?
>>534419758I didn't play much tbc but shockadin sounds fun as fuck
>play as a healer>the moment someone goes bellow 50% you delete them in 1 global CD
if I'm in warmode can pve niggas attack me on the spot?
so when do you all think the server is going up?
>>534419993>he doesn't run 30% faster since level 20LMAOing @ (You)
>>534420017Devs literally only play Paladin and Druid, they fucking hate kite (aka ABUSE) classes like Hunter and Mage. Spriests and warriors are severely disliked as well, Shadow got literally NOTHING.
>>534419473recklessness is in a vanilla state
you can fucking blend packs of mobs of players every 20-30 mins into soup, maybe even dual wield and spin2win
>>534419767>why did they do most updates in affli tree when it needs least help?They wanted to make some sort of WotLK affli without crit or an actually good execute, so it might be good early but will scale like shit. Retarded and made by clueless devs.
>why did they give destro sac demon as endline when we get 90% aoe avoidance to pets making having a pet much better option than sacrificing it?Not this one is really puzzling. Again the only explanation is clueless devs.
>why didn't they change anything for demo?They removed the felguard (I shit you not) then re added it because even their biggest simps said it was retarded.
The only fleshed out specs are their favorites (ret, feral, enhacement) the rest are either sidegrades, straight downgrades or they left them untouched (looking at you, spriest). Amateurish design, a telltale of their amateurish management.
>>534419892>everyone complaining about not updates and making fun of the situation>dev complains about toxicity>everyone mellows down>tame chat for hours >release patch>everyone is losing their shit hyped as fuck>hours later servers are still not up>server is again complaining
>>534419993>ooc>for levelingyou dumb motherfucker, majority of leveling is spent walking around
>>534419373Cute flatty. What's her name?
was any information ever released on the Soul of Iron or Explorer's Contract level rewards?
>>534420148>3 guaranteed raid spots from buffs>dps was good in beta even though melee weaving was buggedHunters are fine.
we're not delaying it for no reason..................
>>534419305>lonely>read about tulpas on /x/>lolwhynot.jpg>spend 2 hours every night creating her>success to the point of hearing her voice when meditating>unrelated mental health issues arise>forget about Rias for months>start randomly "hearing" her voice one day>hard to explain, like in between hearing and imagining to hear>get sleep paralysis almost every night and see her, just standing next to my bed and looking at me with a disappointed/blank expressionfor some reason that was absolutely horrifying. I was afraid of falling asleep and stayed up for 3-5 days at a time.
>spend a few weeks at a psych ward>get out, meds fucking suck so stop taking them>get "flare ups" 3-10 times a year, mildly annoying and not scary anymore.
Hybrid funserver
If you dont play Druid, Paladin or Shaman honestly don't even bother
>>534420001Why go for improved mark over any of these if you plan on having someone else get the "help others talents"
Intensity (might give an extra powershift, needs theorycrafting and gear)
Sublety (might stop boss dispels)
Primal Tenacity (might skip mechanics)
>>534420264Sorry, I wasn't clear and sound retarded. The picture seems like both challenges get the same rewards, is that true?
>>534420017they gave hunters and warlocks pets 90% avoidance and survival is fine, you're in the raid for expose weakness debuff. I wish they moved around a few talents to make the build less awkward but whatever
>>534420264the rewards are literally listed in your screenshot.
after much deliberation i'm rerolling spriest
>5000 pallies on the server
people are gonna be clamoring for VT mana regen
>>534420291>unreleated mental health issues ariseKEK
>>534420291Sometimes I'm tempted to make myself schizophrenic like this, but honestly I don't know who I'd even make a tulpa of.
I was all hyped for the server launch for the past 6 straight hours thinking it would come up any second and it didn't.
I'm going to bed. When I wake up everyone will be level 35 and in Scarlet Monastery while I'm stuck hunting the defias messenger.
Best class to shit on Paladins?
>>534420351Yes, that's right. The only unique rewards are the titles.
>>534420286Spill the beans. What's the latest. What's holding up the launch this time?
>>534419993Absolute retard take.
I specifically said that the spec I posted was to allow for flexibility which in turn allows you to form or join groups much faster.
Advantages of the spec I posted:
1. Can tank
2. Can DPS
3. Can Heal
4. Almost no dead gear
5. 30% Speed outdoors for Cat
6. Easier pulling earlier with FFF
7. If Mangle is as powerful as it was in TBC, you delete things before OoC could provide you with a proc to benefit from.
Going OoC means you get faster movespeed 10 levels later, at which point you have travel form and it means you get all the other benefits delayed to accelerate the mindless grind of mobs.
While both approaches are valid, being flexible and faster earlier means you get to do more, and that flexibility also means you do more dungeons which on an overpopulated PvP server means more safe leveling and more gear. If you just wanna zone out and kill mobs while being slow for 10 levels and not being able to properly heal, OoC is for you.
If the servers don't come up the next 1,5h they shouldn't come up at all because it's just going to be a shitshow just like the initial launch
>>534419767>>534420186>why did they give destro DSBecause destroying the demon is something a destro lock would do.
DS always felt out of place in the Demon spec.
>b-but demon deals damageIn Destro it doesnt.
15% shadow damage is more than your unbuffed demon would do, with an added bonus of doing 15% more fire damage when Uldum hits and you can start using Incinerate.
>>534420186affliction will never work without allowing dots to crit and/or adding haste
>>534419767>>534420186dem sac should have always been in the destro tree to begin with desu. also having shadowfury sooner in the tree is nice.
>>534420304you're right but it's all useless, no point skimping. Lame...
I want to take Explorer's Contract but I don't want to get stuck doing dungeons with Gamer Dads and wagies
>>534420467Paladins get destroyed by hunters who will just OOM them with two Viper Stings.
>>534420446tried to fit in sarcasm, i'm shit at writing lol.
>>534420447>whodoesn't have to be a "real" character. it could be a rock that just ignores you, like rocks do in reality.
>>534420506the problem is destro after Ruin has exactly one good talent so so i't much better to go 0/40/21 to get your pet AND that 15% damage
>>534420265>implying trueshot is worth the subpar damageSame with enhance, I doubt the small boost to WF totem and the shitty unscaling AP buff are enough to get a spot
>>534420467spriest because you can cockblock their bubblehearth, but really any ranged class shits on paladins
>>534420495>shitshow just like the initial launchWhy, if the queue system now works fine (supposedly) and the servers will have an acceptable population cap?
>>53442057950% exp debuff for an 18 slot bag, on a server where no one has any reason to level alts and will raid log at 60.
If challenge modes don't give donation balance like on turtlewow then there's no reason to do them.
>>534420579explorer isn't for parser speedtranny zoomzoomies
IT'S ACTUALLY UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY UP
IT'S ACTUALLY UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY UP
IT'S ACTUALLY UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY UP
I thought anons were just joking when they said that the release would be the weekend, but they really are doing it on the weekend again like retards aren't they?
>>534420579Then grind nigga
Bascially if you're going anything that can tank or dps, you'll be fine
I'm going to fish so hard once the servers go up later today!
Nothing like spending your friday evening fishing in World of Warcraft.
>>534420797Itโs most likely coming out today . Magic was bating in the disc last night about it being yesterday or today. But who rlly knows
>>534420783>open launcher>update, like 2gb>server is still downREEEEEEE
This is the last day of waiting!
>>534421003heard that one before
>i'm a totally self aware cool posivibe discord user who will maybe play the game in 4 months, drip fed dev simp and everyone else are impatient monkey children
i hate these kind of people more than any attention seeking zoomie tranny
fucking literal reddit incarnate
>>534421003guys dont tell him
>>534420916S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
Fire mage was raped by arcane in every tier in tbbc, did they get any buffs in pochie?
>>534420264Both are the same
LMAO
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>>534421173No, they buffed Arcane instead lol
>>534420579My brother in Christ, this isn't Vanilla where you can run out of quests in a zone.
>>534419798>Conjure WeaponAwesome that one of my custom spells are wasted on something that is 100% pointless and useless.
Are they even trying?
>>534420001That's a horrible build, anon
>>534421217Guess the big balls of fire fantasy is dead forever
>>534420604Then go 40-21 what's the problem?
God forbid a class has actual variability unlike other classes forced into spending 50 points into one tree.
>>534421173A talent to buff your pyroblast damage each crit you deal
Fully stacked it deals about the same damage as 2 fireballs
>>534420896I'll be fishbotting like a motherfucker
>>534421169POCHIE
F-R-I-D-A-Y
>>534421220I'm not your brother, christcuck
>>534421225obviously not, the only two player challenges which are completely different from gameplay perspectives have the same exact rewards. they are amatuer and phoning it in. Why do you think the Lion's Pride Inn has the same copy/pasted generic model as all the other buildings in goldshire.
ambershire can't come soon enough
>>534421212Nobody tell him you can't reset password..heheh
mpreg khadgar standing by
>>534421374christ is king, nigger
>>534421374it's a meme ya dip
>>534421484More like a kike, my brown friend
no foreskin = not made in the image of God. but sure, keep believeing.
>>534421504let the athiest tranny seethe
>>534421408my fucking eyes. spoiler that shiet
Ele or Enhance Shaman for PvE/PvP. Resto is gay
>>534420719>no reason toWhy are classic players such a bunch of zoomzoom faggots? If you are worried about efficiency and muh reasons why don't you play retail where you can be a super efficient machine and parse tranny god? Oh yea I know why, it's because you're not good enough.
The reason to do explorer contract is because it's FUN and COMFY. Faggot
>>534420719>>534420719The reason is enjoyment, anon.
Why is everything reward-driven with people? Can't you have fun on your own volition?
>>534421365any decent fishingbots for 3.3.5?
>>534421374on a scale of 1 to 10 how euphoric are you right now?
Wew I almost joined Elvis in heaven, I really had to strain to push out that big epoch
>years in development
>their unique challenges reward you with a bag and some vials of troll's blood
I FIND A NEW REASON TO HATE YOU EVERY DAY KAYTROON
>>534421619Both work for pve but you'll have more competition as enh
Ele for bgs, enh for arenas
>>534420579>stuck doing dungeons with Gamer Dads and wagiesthats the server motto anon
>he stayed up all night waiting for the launch
>>534421621>>534421659The juice isn't worth the squeeze. It's like you're yelling at someone for not dating fat women.
It's about respecting the player's time. It's the reason only browns play retail, the carrot is rotten so no one plays.
>two double sausage egg and cheese croissant for only $4.49
boys I'm about to feast
>>534421863'respecting the player's time'
it's an optional challenge you can just choose not to do lmfao
the people who are doing it are doing it because they will find it fun, not because of some 'reward', i dont even know what the rewards are and I'm still going to play with it on.
kaytoss will be at his real job its 11:50am. Launch 5 hours at least
>>534421929You're definitely gonna epoch all over your toilet bowl later
I, Gnomo, will be first level 60 on Gurubashi
Screencap this
>>534421969Just in time for the โstealthโ launch.
Why are there so few posts ripping into these discord mods
>>534421863I'm not doing it for a reward. I'm doing it because I want it to take longer to level.
everytime it sits on authenticating for more than 0.1 seconds I have a ray of hope, then it comes down again.
>>534420719yea you're right anon they should add donation points.
>>534421969They had it all planned out, friday afternoon release with the patch dropping 5 hours before to avoid peak hours
>>534422097we got tired it's been a week and a half
Gunna play some Puzzlequest: Challenge of the Warlords. Let me know when it launches okay?
I just spent the past 5 hours shitting myself to finish everything I had to do and rescheduling a ton of shit just because they made it seem like they were going to actually launch any time now and theyre fucking complaining about muh mentals? Fuck these retarded faggots.
>>534422097because this general is filled with trannys and the main tranny mod already had a mental break down so they received orders to stop bashing. there are a few mpreg posts which are thinly veiled attacks at Ross
>>534422010Getting first is going to random since the servers can go up at any time
Have to be lucky to be well rested just as i launches so you can grind those hours out
Launch your updater
1.2GB update is available
Best class for Exploration challenge?
I was thinking Paladin or Mage
>>534421863You get a title for each challenge completed.
>>534422097what here? i mean they've been doing this lame shit since day 1. what more is to add?
>>534422097they are retard jannies whats more to say. you see the guy crying about people being mean to him on the internet. gay zoomers whats to say.
Wall is a christcuck kike on a stick apologist. Guy thinks he was kidnapped by republican party, this is what eating bread does to your brain
>>534422283dwarf hunter with the new racial
I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE SOVL
imma stealth launch my dick inside sissymane
>>534422283Yea im also going Dwarf but a Shaman. Gunna be shitfaced 24/7 because of the racial and face roll my keyboard for maximum results.
>>534422351the face of pure autism
>>534422274nigger that update came out over 4 hours ago
>>534422351get this nigga some chapstick
>>534422373>>534422429>DwarfbrosYeah, i'll probably end up going Paladin or Shaman - fun abilities and multi specs @ 60
Rolling 23/3/25 Rogue on Ambershire (they took a massive shit on Subtlety's keystones so Cold Blood ends up being better), ask me anything.
>>534422351S-she... looks like me...
She is built like me.... I thank you...
>>534422619Are you lost? You're in the wrong thread
>>5344206635k cap and 50k in queue very acceptable saar
The fuck are they waiting for now, there's no time they will get a trickle-in launch.If they wait till monday I'm gonna frreak
>>534418052>CC pet>/laugh at warlock>Proceed to push his shit in because he cant cast a single spellGood idea man
>>534422351What the fuck is this thing?
the relaunch has to be today or Saturday right?? right??
>>534422351100% troon stock
Likelyhood of trooning out in future: 85%
>>534422780I'm afraid it's YOU who's going to be ccd my brown friend
>been here 4 hours already
I know the second I go to fucking bed it's going to go up.
I don't know why people think they're launching today, you think they wont annouce 24 hours before hand?
project is probably on haitus so they can be there for kes.
>>534422914what precedent do they have for accurate ETAs
>>534422914cute and supportive
>>534422351Chud to tranny pipeline is real
>>534422903then go to bed now fucker you're ruining it for the rest of us
why are they so insistent on not creating more servers? are server merges a big technical hurdle?
Kay has said there will be no announcement, they are hoping for a trickle-in of people rather than blasting it with 20k out of the gate
>>534422351least mentally ill gurubussy player
>>534422914>so they can be there for kesqrd?
>Epoch team finds issue
>working on fixing issue
>Gives update that they are close to fixing issue
>Announce that relaunch is close
>Find new issue
>>534422914I just hope she's okay.
>>534423073kes made simp post
people started simping
ross mad at simpers
>>534422986being a chud means thinking trannies are a protected class and women have life on easy mode.
ofcourse you're eventually going to put together that its easier to go trans, get the protected class rights and still be able to dunk on women.
>but if you're trans you cant get bitches anymorenone of these people were getting bitches before.
shit just makes sense.
it's like complaining about people stealing only to realize there's no consequences in the society you live in for stealing.
Staying male is bluepilled as shit.
>>534423073>discord is like 99% positive 1% negative>the 1% negative caused the tranny to have a meltdown
>>534423113that's the fun part about programming, any sufficiently complex application is never complete
no
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>>534423132I think that was Altered sperging out at everyone @ing xer
Kes my cute classic+ queenโฆ
>>534421863>respect my time!!you spent 300 hours afk in AV, your time is worth nothing.
>>534423246Bruh so these people really have niggas just waiting on them to pop up the servers, becasue they don't feel like communicating to people when they're going to do it.
golleee, I know people said they were wasting their time before, but this is villain stuff. as if people wont blow it up on social media or be streaming it. or the 3 different status sever sites don't exist.
I'm starting to believe the anon saying they just want to fuck with the playerbase was right.
anyone who brings up developers not respecting their time doesn't respect their own time
if they did they wouldn't have spent thousands of it on an MMO.
>>534422097Because most people got perma banned or a 7 day silence yesterday from doing that when Kes posted
I hope you feel happy with yourself Lemur2525
>>534422914every day is launch day
a lot of the whiners are entitled manbabies but seriously these tards have been stringing people along now for over two weeks. obviously people will be trying to log in immediately because queues will be 10 hours long.
just delay launch until after turtle at this point.
>>534421863You and your time are both worthless
kaytroon is on a massive powertrip
he's never felt this in control in his whole pathetic life
the moment he launches the servers and stops stringing people along, he loses a lot of power, so he's not launching it anytime soon
>>534423559qrd on Lemur2525, seen that posted in discord too
a chudcel get nuked or something?
did they change server ip again? the 51. one shows open ports constantly, while the server is down.
Someone please slide into Kesโ DMs, befriend her, get pictures and post them here
>>534423467NTA, but, I know this might be hard to believe, people don't instantly see shit when it goes viral on social media anymore.
Not only are people's feeds mostly hand-curated now, but they probably aren't going to check social media to begin with unless someone pings them on Discord about it.
The flood gates are well and open only when that @everyone happens.
>>534423524It's not quite the same thing.
you can waste your time doing whatever, but if someone calls you to a meeting and shows up 50 minutes late and says to you.
>shii nigga you always be wasting time anyway.that's just disrespect.
just like niggas shouldn't blow smoke right in your face if you're a smoker and then say.
>welll shieeet you smoking any way aint cha? >going to get lung cancer anyway? >what chu care if i blow my smoke in your face?
>>534423729kek what a FAG
>>534423246This is such bullshit. The discord is going to be spammed the second they go live. Last night there were only 12 thousand people online. Everyone tonight is going to have it on there second moniter
Wonder if we will get baned for lemur related names in game
>>534423729imagine letting chuds run rampant. you reap what you sow.
>>534423790>not only are people's feeds mostly hand-curated now,I wish my was, algorithms just feed me slop, I'll watch a video for 2 minutes and them be bombarded with shit similar for the next month.
but my point was more you'd just need to be following some youtube content creator who plans to play epoch and he'd probably tweet it out and that he was live. I don't think epoch is going viral, I guess it could if your feed is full of wow stuff.
i mean social media and like people who check wowrservers
>>534423582Every day is launch day night. But I can't wait for Epoch morning. Epoch moooOorniing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvuOfdQDGLU
>>534423803>comparing playing wow to a meeting3rd worlders truly are something else
>>534424005what a shitty show
been sober for 9 months, if this shit doesn't launch today im buying a handle of vodka
>>534424050Yea it's an analogy nonny
>>534423729imagine wanting anything that "people" like those had any say in making. you are all fucking trannies.
>america is waking up
>yurop is passing lunch time
They need to launch right now or else it aint coming out today. Soon EU will be home from work and neet americans will all be awake. Choosing to stealth launch is so retarded.
>friend wants to play with me on epoch
>doesnt have an account
>call him a tourist
kek owned that guy HARD
>>534424054that's 80% of the fun in watching it
>>534423729You just know the millennial wall of text is gonna tug at the heartstrings when that word "gosh" comes out.
I'm jerking my tears rn.
>>534424132its a pretty shit one anon
ultimately, not everything needs a reward
you can just opt in to do things because they are fun to you
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doom <--- you are here
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>>534423729>what are we doing all this work forWhat "work"?
im ready so ready to play this weekend. already bought snacks
The relaunch will be a shitshow anyway. Mark my words
>stealth launching because they know the servers are still going to shit themselves if everyone tries to login at once
This makes me believe they haven't actually fixed a damn thing and only made small bandaids to handle a measly 3k, but only if they are all logging in at different times. My concern only grows stronger, and my hype is at near 0 after these last 2 weeks.
>>534424132You're quite literally brown
>>534424256everyone with triple digit iq already knows this, it's not news
>>534424169>america is waking upWrong. I'm going to bed. See you guys in 8 hours. I promise to I'll join you in waiting when I do wake up.
anyone else farming leaked passwords from idiots posting them in the epoch general chat?
>>534424203it's just to highlight about the things we do to ourselves doesn't give others free reign to do it to us.
if I waste money, I wouldn't want someone else wasting my money.
>>534424294you're brown.
>epoch's only competition is turdlewow and assencion
This is the only reason why people have been putting up with their bullshit
>>534424173(the other 20%)
they canโt even communicate with each other
>>534424096no please, shes not worth it
>some fag posting a AHK script to log in
lmao
>>534424405half these folk don't even like each other for real. seems like the camp is split with kestroons and normal people.
>>534424005>>534424173From is so fucking fun to watch. It's definitely in the so bad it's good category when it comes to getting some damn answers, and the world is exciting enough to keep me at least a little invested in the story. Watching it with a friend and making jokes every time someone dodges a question or talking to someone when they have new information is great can turn it into a drinking game even. Also love all the Boyd nigga moments.
>>534424447Turn on your monitor
>>534424450time to embrace the old ways and go doompost on /ca/ reddit...
>>534424458WHERE? YO POST IT.
>>534424405Magic and cailean edging everyone last night that the server was going to open today or tomorrow. Now altered is saying this. This really is a fucking social experiment
>>534424405we already had 2 melties today, from kes and magic. third one from the janny who made that prediction would be perfect
>>534423729Trannies always make it about them. No exceptions.
99% of the Discord is "le positive vibes" and he cherrypicks one of the few shitposts to get offended from.
You're not a dev, you're not doing any work. Pic related.
>>534424326Logging in to all kinds of random accounts seems like an easy way to get your main account permabanned desu
>>534424531That was funny nigga, u aite
>>534424405>two mods say "I feel like the server will open soon just a feeling wink">today mod says nah they're full of shitAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>534424635ulmetrs is like Atlas holding up Epochzeroth. They should rename the titan Azeroth to ulmetrs and put it in the game as some hidden lore in a book or during a questline.
>>534424405The community managers know about the project as much as we do, their word means jack shit. You had one retard like 4 hours ago ago saying "I predict it'll be up in an hour"
>>534424635>outsourced*head bobbing intensifies*
>>534424615I'd take what Magic said with more than a grain of salt because he's an actual dev
>>534424396imagine being Victor and being all like "no Jules I cannot have sexo with you, I am very busy playing with my trains"
>>534422914i think the devs just like don't a lot of the new rabid community members, expect ingame bans for all the freaks who cant behave in polite society
>>534424749expect to see him as a as broken statue in the uldum raid, with kes and kaytotes being solid errect 50ft gold. last boss might just be kes before she hits you with the
>ENOUGHat 50% hp. and wipes the raid lk style.
>>534424771Magic is a developer. He was egging it on last night to. Talking about opening the server channels and being smug about it
>>534424796>all the freaks who cant behave in polite societywhat game is this server for?
>epoch was always just a turtle psy-op
>>534424293Ehh, I think trying to cushion the highest stress point the servers will have to endure makes sense even if they did fix everything. This entire disaster came from things they didn't expect or know about, so it's understandable to imagine they're scared of high strain uncovering even more problems.
bedtime, maybe the server comes up tomorrow
>>534424882it was a server of 2k people who got along and chilled for 4 years. i dont think the devs need anything beyond that. youre not a customer, and you dont have any rights to be on epoch. go play turtle if you think you deserve to be tolerated
>>534424793>"no Jules I cannot have sexo with you, I am very busy playing with my trains"Based.
>>534424796Oh for sure, I'm scared to even join the channel people are posting here. let alone any wpsg guild.
you're 100% getting banned without cause. I want to chill with anons but there's no way after seeing the events in discord I expect the admins or gms to show restraint to anyone, shit I'll be surprised if my account isn't already banned becasue i was joking in world chat because i didn't realize the type of timing they were on.
I'm honestly probably never going to communicate in that server for real.
Didn't I see something last night about them still needing to push the servers to find the limit?
>>534425037you dont have to be afraid to chat, just be normal
>>534424484based From enjoyer. Watching it with /tv/ has been a blast
>>534424405TWO MORE WEEKS
>>534425003faggot i bet you play a gnome and raid lead
>>534425037Joining a guild is safe, but they will monitor you heavily for any wrongspeak just like troontle.
That chat bot they introduced can log IP's right. Then they can match that with accounts logging on to game.
>>534425131>>534424484tl;dr what's this about
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY UP LETS GOOOO
>>534425161enjoy cope posting when you get banned week 1 for being unlikable
>>534425229oofies looks like i hit the nail on the head lmao
>>534425102Not worth the risk, sometimes i like to joke, sometimes i like to play. Sometimes I'll make a joke and it's just being all the way 100 to you, maybe not the most politically correct thing to say.
And in a guild of people if they don't find it funny most people can move on, but if a gm is lurking and he's got a grudge already its over. let say another guy makes a joke and I laugh or chime in, it's over.
it's their server, their rules and you can see the energy they've got in the discord.
wow characters take too long to risk it becasue I upset someone i didn't even realize was reading my posts.
just found out about epoch. is it too late to get ahead of the pack?
>>534425191From is from the makers of Lost btw, its endless mystery nigga shit horror style
>>534425271lol is this a serious post
29 seconds of uptime. that's a new record
Finally up. Gsming time glgl.
>>534424965Shut the fuck up Butters
The best part is I don't even know if it was actually up
The two hour chat cooldown seems to be sending an overflow of painfully obvious normalfags right here to this thread. I hope they can remove it soon.
>>534425051>>534425191From
A modern day epic about mystery niggas and betrayals by waifus
>>534425335i can't even register what is this wetback clown server
>>534417782>>534418198Now that I think about it, Improved Leader of the Pack must be completely busted for passive healing since it affects the whole raid.
>>534425191It's a mysterybox show like Lost but with some Lovecraft-esque setting (although the setting definitely feels less lovecrafty now that we have some level of understanding of the place and how it came to be since it doesn't involve eldritch horrors or aliens or anything). People drive into this void/pocket dimension style place from all different parts of America and crazy shit ensues.
>>534425521I've said enough. Let's talk about this later Jim, I gotta go
I went home already. Go on without me bros
>>534412082 (OP)>The sloppiest of AI slopReally says a lot about this general