Get it up already you pathetic worms!

Gurubashi x1 PvP

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Back to retail.

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL

>Latest News
Launcher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost

>Previous
>>534412082

I am white.

I am green.

I paused my game to be here. What is it?

>>534425345 (OP)
IT'S UP!

Ross is MIA since this post

My wife left me for a shotabull...

Every time you misgender Kes they delay the server release by one day. That'll teach you, you bigots.

>"It's up"
>Fell for it again
x infinity

Give destro warlocks CHASOBOLT and get rid of the useless sacrifice

Reminder that you clowns still think this is launching after 13 days of edging

>>534425564
kes isnt even trans, you just have brain rot

>>534425526
Is your wife Whitemane or Tyrande by any chance?

I'm blue
Dabba dee dabba da

>>534425592
this tee bee haych desu

I will be playing today, I can feel it in the air.

>>534425592
facts

2 sleepless nights I am coming down with a fever

>>534425702
The stealth launch window has passed, it's the afternoon in EU and the Americans are up. Now you have to wait until Monday

>>534425823
HVLY BVSED

Vibe check

>>534425823
kes isn't trans and id take a weekend off to spite these posters

>>534425823
mental health crisis cannot be solved by free healthcare, they need to go to a country like China to receive quality care
perhaps some of the server donations can go toward that

>>534425592
>chaos bolt
wrath fixed this
mop fixes this
retail fixes this

>>534425920
mental health crisis cannot be solved by letting them indulge in their fantasy, they were not born a women in a man's body

Reminder that everything is ready to go.
The server is now 100% ready for relaunch... and has been since the launcher patch.

The sole reason you're waiting to play is because the devs have chosen to leave you in the dark.
They've consciously made the decision to toy with the playerbase, to get back at you all for making Kes cry.

Remember to respect the devs and not be entitled, this is free after all.
Your time is free for them to toy with.

Leave if you don't like it, or bend over and take it.

>>534425979
You have down syndrome if you played destro in Wrath over Aff

Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my human paladin or priest I can't decide yet!

>>534425525
why do people think kes is trans?

>>534426026
go outside

Kes, my sweet darling baby, don't listen to the mean trolls. You are perfect just the way you are. So kind and thoughtful and interesting and funny. It pains me to imagine you hurting like that. I wish I could be there with you now. To carry your delicate skeletal frame in my big fleshy arms. Rocking you slightly as I tenderly kiss the top of your bleached white skull. My sweet darling, Kes, I love you so much.

>*krashes*
Ah yes, the trve Linux experience

>>534426110
>people who want to play a 20 year old mmo are mentally ill
have the people who write in private server forums never actually played private servers?
I feel such a strange dissonance whenever i read people surprised to how the community is acting.

>>534426095
?

Here bro, you dropped this

I can't focus on anything except for Epoch.
My day consists of opening these threads and watching "TheseDaysBro".
I have other work to do. How do I give myself temporary amnesia.

fuck epoch im gonna go play on gummys instead

tbc chads get in

>>534426110
redditor like this are the most insufferable faggots imaginable. do they think making posts like this will grant them special dev dick sucking access?

>>534426198
the robots are already rebelling against their masters.

Slopkino if your awake or when you do wake up can i get some more tauren or worgen whitemane /ss/ thanks

>>534426203
well epoch is a little different, it's a community of chill people for around 3-4 years. we already had a good base and then the mentally ill people showed up one week out. i dont think the devs are doing this to make money so there's no need for these undesirables. turtle wow and other private servers will tolerate them but this isn't like other private servers

>>534426087
Pala humies and orc penis, It just makes sense

>>534425823
He's right

>>534426203
same. i think this pserver has brought a lot of new younger players. everything i'm seeing is much tamer than other projects. and it would be even tamer if they didn't lock and slowmode all chats and insist in ridiculous sensorship and banning emojis. and despite this it's affecting the devs mental health to the point of them nearly breaking
its all been very odd

>>534425823
kek based

>>534426095
because it's a person who likes to be referred to as "she" while simultaneously being apart of a wow private server dev team. there is a much higher chance they're trans than an actual woman

Xius has been typing on and off in disc for 20 mins straight without posting anything

Remember, slow and steady wins last place. Any friends you start to make along the way will out-level you and never speak to you again. All the good guilds will be full, and you'll be stuck grouped with Brazilians.

>>534426397
They shouldn't have made the trailer then honestly kinda feel bad of those guys literally had no clue what they were getting into to.

>>534426467
Meltie incoming?

Fomo is too strong, been up for 20 hours already. Is meth worth it?

>>534426417
But why not priests

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless server, alive
Awaiting launch
Death will be their acquittance

>>534425592
demo/ruin gets
>much stronger pet
>5% damage from soul link
>10% damage from having succ out
>12% of your and pets sta+int as sp
>get to actually keep the succ up which scales better than it did in tbbc
>5% more crit (or 4% and chadowfury)
meanwhile deep destro gets
>15% damage but loses the demon
>20% more sp to shadow bolt
>enables theoretical fire destro but probably not really because mages will be arcane just like in tbbc
>can use leftover points for instant corruption?

yeah the deal is so far in favor of demo it's not even funny, destro needs a huge buff to be viable

>>534426553
MASSIVE CM MELTY INCOMING

>>534426545
well no its fine, not everyone is mentally ill. im sure some normal people will join the server too. just ban the freaks and weirdos

>>534426378

Chinese programming

>>534426581
They work too but paladin just makes a lot more sense considering they were used as the ultimate weapon against the horde for most of the lore. So having one drop on her knees for a big horde savage is just that much hotter.

>>534426438
not to mention the discord traffic would be cut in half if they at any fucking time gave a rough ETA

>makes a trailer
>website specifically to advertise
>spams it all over the internet

OH NO GUYS WHY IS THERE PEOPLE HERE

should've known it was a shitshow when their website didn't even have basic account features like password resets

Edged to death.

>>534426378
never get between a robot and his well-deserved tendies

>>534426605

Your choices are
sl/sl
felguard spec (aka 1 cc on pet = gg)
nightfall/backlash instant bolt spec

Take your pic, only the 3rd option is really any fun to actually play

Thoughts?

>>534425823
based

>>534426723
>videos with 50k+ views
>launch a server with 2k cap
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
seriously what is this server

>>534426624
>well no its fine, not everyone is mentally ill
I don't know how experienced you are with mmos or wow players in general but normal people are few and far between especially with something on the fringe like a private server.
without you having experienced it i cannot really tell you but if you want to see it first hand play warmane, you'll get a good idea.

>>534426663
True... paladin it is

>>534426823
it's a trinitycore passion project, you racist

>>534426467

>>534426795
terrible way to run a guild, would leave

>>534426872
????

>>534426795

I was in this guild before the 2nd server announcement, cringe guild

ITS Up

>>534426872
nothing ever happens

>>534426046
um...

>>534426826
Epoch attracts a different user base because of its Classic+ approach. A lot of WoW Classic players seem interested in the project and the discord has been mostly normal for 4 years with 2k active beta testers. This isn't like warmane, that's what you dont understand. It's not a typical private server.

Even if it was, no one has to tolerate you.

>>534426876
>>534426965
I would have left a long time ago but this guild of SoDomite refugees is posed to be the biggest alliance guild on Kezan and i kind want to do world bosses.

>>534426872
That's a lot of typing to tell us literally nothing

when the server comes up, they're going to reopen registration, r-right sisters?

mods confirmed for cuck caged janitors to afraid to dm kaytroon

You all fell for it again.
Every day for 2 straight weeks you fell for it again.

>>534427062
fuck off we are FVLL

>>534427015
>alliance guild
its a cross faction server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI

>>534426872
>nothingburger with "suck our dicks or you're a toxic chud" sauce

>>534426996
you're naive to think that classic + wont attract the same type of person who plays on warmane or that peoples attitudes aren't an endemic symptom among wow players, i think epoch is going to open your eyes abit.

>>534427106
Nigger i specifically said world bosses because they are not crossfaction and the guild is alliance only because of that.

does kaytroon think he'll walk away from this unscathed? he's wasted two weeks of my life already and I'm not even that deranged...

goodspeed retard

>>534427103
b-but I just found out about it this last night..

>>534427093
yea I fucking did fall for it
actually done
I really hope the server comes up soon and everyone enjoys it

>>534427138
I didnt say they wouldnt be attracted to it, i'm saying they don't have to be tolerated

>>534427062
Maybe after 4 months. This shit will not be stable for weeks, they will introduce kezan 2&3 after the realization of the situation being completely hopeless.
source: kys

>>534426795
Something tells me they have a loot council..

The moment I give up THE MOMENT I LEAVE THIS THREAD It's gonna be up. EVERY FUCKING TIME

Wait so the servers did come online? What happened this time? Lmao

>>534427163
When grouped, PVP is turned off. It's actually a disadvantage to be one faction in a world boss because one horde mage could fuck all your shit rather than splitting damage

help an anon
is POCHIE pronounced poach-ee or pock-ee?

>>534427218
I will see you on turtle's new server then, cutie

>>534427190
suffah tourist

It's like they're under some sort of gay NDA or something WHY CAN'T THEY GIVE US A FUCKING ANSWER. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE STEALTH THE QUEUES GETTING FUCKED ANYWAYS JUST just.... just let me have some peace

>>534426795
>>534427117
>loot council
unimaginably based
best way to run a guild

>>534427306
CK if you're normal, CH if you're ESL

>vibes
>ready to launch
>made progress
>any time we want
not sure how much more i can take lads

>>534427374
Tell me you are trans without telling me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U

>>534426046
I'm just talking about the existence of chaos bolt, you might actually be retarded yourself nigga.

has there been any update since the poll ended? Have they even confirmed the results of the poll?

>>534426046
>You have down syndrome if you played wotlk aka _____ ____
fix'd!

>>534426354
Been in this guild since 2024, didn't expect to see someone p

Rothschild won't even let me enjoy my world of warcraft server.

>>534427298
READ NIGGER READ

P..pochie..
…Friday….
:(

Can't believe I actually got excited for this and shilled it to my friends 6 months ago.

>>534427209
what does that mean? how do you go about not tolerating it?

>>534427430
I've switched to turtle and am practicing on it now. I'll be prioritizing turtle when turtlefresh launches.

I will play on Epoch when it launches, but solely for griefing and trolling. They fucked 2 weeks of my life out of me, and time is money friend.

>>534427614
not going to read because im playing on guru

>>534427614
>extremely high chance that the zone becomes a free-for-all PvP area where you can kill your own faction
they're dogshit enough at programming that this might actually happen

>>534426795
Been in this guild since 2024, didn't expect to see someone post about it here, but i guess that's to be expected since we opened the floodgates for Epoch. But all in all it's a good thing, we definitely need a purge.

>have to go to the store to restock groceries in preparations for launch
>the minute I leave the house the server will go up
>when I come back I will be 1h+ behind the curve
fuck this, I'll just wait for turtle fresh

this server is fake btw
none of it is real
we're all being strung along

its looking bleak for poochie weekend.
it's probably gonna launch sometime in the middle of next week with minimal updates and for sure zero ETA
if you complain you're an abusive psychopath
deal with it they dont owe YOU A GOD DAMN THING

>>534427614
you know the world boss drops wont be better than tier 1

>>534427859
please go shop so i can play thanks anon

>within a couple of days
>assume couple == 2
Deadline is in 12 hours.

>>534427859
I’ll go too, dude. Let’s go right now.
This shit will be up in September

>>534427859
bro your autologin script/

>>534427583
funniest shit ive ever seen!

This was all a social experiment.

>playing on twow
>coast is clear, i can pull this last mob and get the chest
>mob at 3% HP
>gnome comes out of nowhere and snipes the chest in front of me
ngl i would do that same but it makes me seethe so much

>>534427908
>wont be better than tier1
>posts proof that the loot is better than t1 but worse than t2
based retard

gogogogogogogoog

>>534427951
are you new here?

>>534427707
ban anyone who is openly mentally ill and annoying like this guy >>534427583

Reminder that they edge us for free

>>534427106
We can't bring any horde characters, so if you're horde you're definitely not coming for any world boss kills. Hence, alliance guild.
T. alliance world boss coalition chud

I said "couple of days" and got silences for 7 days. faggot mods. joining you anon >>534427727 in griefing and fuxking people over in retaliation

>>534428030
Chests actually matter on twow too, 1 hour cd on respawn.

On Epoch it's 5 min respawn on chests so everyone just grinds mobs near them and keeps looting lvl 19 BiS.

>>534428035
the dagger seethe that dropped off Volchan was slightly better than Heartseeker

>>534428105
There are a lot of undead paladins on this server, its not going to be a PvE alliance server

>>534428149
obnoxious faggots get banned yes

DAYS???

>>534428007
touch grass and get on risperidone
its ready when it's ready!!!!! they dont OWE YOU ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT WE DONT WANT YOU REEEEEE STOP THE ABUSE

>>534427802
>Admitting you are a retail locust that loves the idea of guild "purges" and loot council
How about you kill yourself instead?

>>534428149
>you will not say nigger
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>534428203
this sister this!!!! trans women are women!!!

FUCK

>>534428149
I hope you get perma banned for being unlikable

>>534428047
kek this is gonna be such a shitshow if it ever goes live

>>534428218
NOBODY'S GOT DAYS
I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN

>>534428267
thanks for confirming the ban was justified

>>534428149
Very good. My first plan is to find a quest item that everyone has to loot for a popular quest, and opening the container without looting it to cuck the entire server, just keeping my character there with the container open and alt-tabbing back to turtlewow.

The discord should've had authentication with your epoch account before you can post. There'd be no schizos at all out of fear of losing their pochie access.

>>534428149
Aggressive eastern european energy is emanating from this post

>>534428030
>Running around Elwynn
>Pick herb on the corner of a tree
>Notice some sucker trying to pick the herb as well
>/lol @ him
>Gets salty
>few minutes later, see him fighting mobs to take a chest
>Decide to prank him
>Notice some ngnome gunning for the chest as well
>I just pick the whole thing
>Herb sucker gets pissed off
>Hand him all the chest loot
>Herb sucker is happy now
Honestly, I've stopped caring about taking chests a long time ago, but I'm still curious about what they drop

>>534428401
so true sister!!!! trans rights are human rights!!!!

i just sold an epoch account for $200

LMAO fucking pathetic

>>534427256
Well they are "Classic veterans" so of course they have a loot council

>>534426087
Post the mod

>>534428342
What do you mean? like you guys will cry a lot when you can't play but normal people will play and not care? thats the shit show?

>>534427062
plus couple weeks

>only cross-faction server doesn't have a war mode option

>>534428510
buy mine for $100 and sell it forwards

>>534428516
>im a girl UWU! >-< give me looties!!

>>534428420
*authenticates with an alt account*
nothing personnel retard

x0.5 rates I'm listening.

>>534428604
just post it on ebay or g2a
i'm already selling 2 more

>>534428626
Except you can't register right now

>>534428447
>so true sister!!!! trans rights are human rights!!!!

>>534428643
b8

>>534428438
That's pretty based. Treasure chests are fascinating, as are the social dynamics they create.

My favorite treasure chest trick is, when I try to loot it but it also puts me in combat but the mobs are on the other guy, I /kneel in front of the chest so they think I have it opened and am looting it, and the rival tends to fuck off, funny how often it works

>>534428738
this is very problematic
the mods and i are meeting to discuss your punishment......

>>534428420
they might implement this down the line because its a good idea. People who can't post normally in discord shouldnt be allowed to play.

>>534428541
if they enforce the discord censorship in-game its obviously gonna be a shitshow yes. disbanding guilds they dont like, permaing peoples 60's for saying mpreg in general. banning mentions of trump etc. there will obviously be a lot of drama and you won't be able to insulate yourself from it. if you cant imagine how then you're not very imaginative

>>534428845
their website doesn't even have password resets, they're incapable of intergrating the API at all

>>534428516
Only shitters dislike loot council. Though it isn't really needed in Vanilla. It's practically mandatory for pushing Mythic retail content though. Performance based loot distribution with heavy weight for tanks/healers, and sometimes DPS when the next boss is a dps timer, is a good thing. It helps the entire guild progress and everyone ends up getting loot in the end anyways. Vanilla is really only about gearing tanks, you don't really need a loot council as long as everyone knows the tanks need to get geared.

how many sleepies to turtle fresh??

>>534428615
They let some Russian lesbian run one of the raid teams purely on the virtue of being a woman. I would know I'm actually in the guild.

>pochie finally launches after two months
>i get in game
>say "mpreg" in worldchat
>get permabanned
>registrations not open

>>534428849
as if you have the self control to get to 60 before sperging out, regardless no one cares. the server doesnt need you, the launch was planned without you. there are like 15k people trying to log on, they dont need more than 2k

>>534428947
>he doesn't have the secret link to reset his password

What is stopping them from patching some kind of malware into the client as a fuck you for all the verbal abuse they had to endure?

>>534428516
kekzan or gurubussy?

>joining a new guild before launch
your guild is gonna be dead by the time you hit 60 anon

>>534428965
I'd do the same because doing that means filtering the mentally unstable chuds from the guild. It's brilliant.

>>534428947
it was disabled because of the server switch, it will come back

>>534428947
That's some BS. I had to change my password a week before launch because I made my account so long ago I forgot.

>>534428965
manliest kezan player

am i cute?

>>534429057
Nothing if kes wanted to rootkit you and pass malcious code to you she could. ultmtrs is probably writing PCKILLER2000 right now becasue you upset the only other person on the dev team who did work.
(kaytotes "supervised" magic did card tricks).
When you get iced out of your system by a demon know it's becasue you used the wrong pronouns and posted mpreg one too many times.

>make friend while dungeoning
>they message me too often
>ghost them
many such cases

>>534429057
ulmtrs is the only one who knows how to do it and he has morals

>>534428994
i'm just observing. i play on both sides of the court and know exactly how to not get banned
your sensitivies irk me much more than insensitive/annoying people though. if you tried to metabolize even a small part of it, alot would go away
>shitshow/drama
>no one cares
right

>>534428965
I feel bad for normal young people like this who have to live under commie larphodoxy tyranny...

>>534425823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

>>534429230
have you tried gaining some basic social ability?

>>534429125
manliest gurubashi player

>>534429057
chatgpt doesn't know how to do it

I want to drink femgnome piss. Yes.

They're coding in stuff. Seems like the update patch to the launchers wasn't very good. So another 12 hours of coding + testing.

>>534429057
kes is injecting superwow.dll into your system64 right now.

>>534429265
what do you recommend?

We're not giving a fixed launch time on purpose, one of the worst things would be repeating the "everyone log in at X time" rush. Once the next patch ships, we can switch on basically anytime we want

>>534429197
>pc becomes a literal bomb
>overclocks the psu and gpu until it's in flames
>"Heh...nothing personal, shouldn't have spammed mpreg"

>>534428965
>chudlets fighting their inner demons to not recite the full ywnbaw pasta every raid night

How is it still not up after all the teasing in the morning?

>>534429150
you picked the downs face

ahhhh I don't know if I want to play warlock or resto druid...

>>534429258
yes the issue isnt the annoying people, its the people who don't tolerate their hilarious recycled memes about the mods that they use as an attempt to fit in with their reddit friends.

>>534426795
>>534427802
>>534428958

their second in command officer is an unironic faggot who gets fucked by men
This is the person who will decide if you get loot or not btw

Something is happening, ulmetrs pushed 19 commits just now.

>>534429379
I mean hey, she showed up to the guild 5 minutes ago, why not hand her control of one of the raid teams instead of people that have been in for months or other pservers?

>>534429150
>the chad with the beastslayer enchant on his sword
Damn, I want to play right now!

>>534429446
druid is gonna be goated on this server so go for it

>>534429150
only total anal sluts have piercings

>>534428965
>>534429125
>>534429273
>russian
>argentinian
why do they pick the worst countries to be trans in

>>534429465
alliance players always have been

>>534428849
That's some retarded headcanon, as long as you aren't harassing people, they aren't gonna give two shits how you conduct private chats.

Is the server about to get released? I'm still at work.

Actual insider here.

The server isn't going to go live any time soon. Ulmtr encrypted the server key as a failsafe in order to guarantee payment for his work.

Kaytotes isn's necessarily refusing to pay him but hasn't responded to his messages in two days.

Apparently they made some agreement earlier. Kaytotes owes him $2000.

Sorry for the bad news.

All the poochie fags got shot in the head with a revolver.

>>534428958
>Only shitters dislike loot council
all it takes is for one bad experience with loot council for someone not to like it. and all it takes to have a bad experience with loot council is a nigga who doesn't know what he's doing, doing it or a guy who wants to stack his GF and friends with all the gear and skips you becasue you don't ride his dick hard enough.
LC is an awful idea for most guilds becasue most guilds aren't built like that.

>>534429531
I know enough to say that she is a real woman.

>>534429465
>tfw played with a grill in tbc
>her bf was guild leader
>he beat her up because he was jealous at her playing with me so much
>I was literally 12, they were 17 or some shit
xd

>DKP rewards collusion and retards who bid on every item
>loot council means you're not getting shit unless you're GM's lackeys
>SR means you will lose rolls to mouthbreathers
WHAT fucking sort of guild should I go to for minimum mental damage

>>534429531
it doesn't matter because trans people only exist on the internet
>>534429595
based

>>534429258
i dont think you realize the entire OG community wants the weirdos gone

>>534429446
warlock is always a safe choise

>>534429595
We’ve all given up desu

>>534429531
Tranners are subversive porn addicts. It's gonna get more rampant in low impulse countries.

>>534427196
jiru...

>>534429465
Wouldn't it be better to have a faggot or two on the loot council? If it's a bunch of straight, single men, then there's no hope of (You) getting loot prio over a foid. Play to your strengths.

Kaytotes is still doing some github magic right now, damn, is everything okay over there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTSE5lxRoQQ
vibing

Actual insider here.

The server isn't going to go live any time soon. Ulmtr encrypted the server key as a failsafe in order to guarantee payment for his work.

Kaytotes isn's necessarily refusing to pay him but hasn't responded to his messages in two days.

Apparently they made some agreement earlier. Kaytotes owes him $2000.

Sorry for the bad news.

>>534429642
A guild that uses /peggleloot

WHY ISNT KAYTOTES SAYING ANYTHING?

>>534429670
Except when the group already has one

>>534429642
loot council is the best, just ditch the guild once it becomes clear that lc is used to gear out retards who have personell connections to guild lead

>>534429531
because the power of old chuds never last and those countries will be free in their life times

>>534429717
You would have a point if homosexuality wasn't a sin

>>534429587
Ulmetrs does it for free. I know because I bullied him in middle school.

>>534429816
>christcuck
dont you have a schizoserver to shill or something

>>534429785
except tanks (the guys who make 90% of gorups) like having multiple caster dps in the group so double locks is perfectly fine

>>534428232
I'm not one of those guys, i joined through an ealier private server the guild rolled on.

>>534429642
dad gamer /roll guild

Can someone explain this to me?
I looted this cool green off a defias member in Northshire. Why is it soulbound? I can't even use it?

Twow btw, that's probably the issue lmao

I prefer LC because I don't care if I'm the last person in the raid to get gear, I just like to kill bosses with the boys

>>534429448
it's both, here the team is in my view too sensitive which only propagates the thing they're reacting to. it's analogous to standing up to confirm how many people are looking at you
obviously genuinely hateful shit has no place anywhere but that is not what we're talking about

>>534429717
nah. abominable reprobates need not apply

>>534429641
i think beating women makes you a pussy but I can understand the fear of getting ntr'd by a fucking kid.

>>534429585
of course not, why would the do that?

>>534429970
>join LC guild
>raid team blows up over loot drama before I get a single piece of gear

dont ask me how I know but server will be going up in about 20 minutes to an hour. thinking is that US will be going to work and europe will be at work for a few hours still. then hopefully europeans will be out of starter zones by the time US logs in

>>534429465
We have multiple raid teams, i have nothing to do with this guy.

>>534429957
it's called bind on pickup

>>534429974
well the team tried to moderate a bunch of freaks and they started abusing emotes after being muted and then the freaks acted like victims when they were told to stop. i think the issue was they were muted and not banned

>>534428965
Lol I wasn't even aware of that creature being in the guild.

>>534429957
are you asking us what BOP items are?

>>534429641
same thing happened to me in vanilla, but it was the girl's dad

>>534430084
How do you know?

EVROPAn wagies are going to be home soon, we need the server up NOW!

It's up!

>>534429957
Wait turtle wow has custom items? why the fuck am i trying to play on epoch then?

>>534429957

>>534430081
that would be pretty rage inducing I'll admit

>>534430194
this im jumping ship on the 17th

>>534429919
I rather have melee leather classes, I don't like having to run after whatever the mage 40yards from me pulled

It's down!

>>534430084
>hopefully europeans will be out of starter zones
I'm gonna stay in the starter zone for 24 hours out of spite, that'll show 'em I'm not to be messed with

>>534430113
>>534430128
>>534430196
yeah but why would a green be BoP

>>534429531
They need to actually blend and pass better in those places to not get stabbed and hatecrimed outside, it breeds the most powerfvl trannies.

>>534429970
>LC funnels all the cool loot to their buddies for the first few raids
>sry anon, we need our top dpsers for this run

>>534429936
this

>>534429957
>actual tourist
enjoy your adventure bro

>>534430275
low level dungeons have a bunch of bop greens

Loot council ALWAYS is = "Me and my frens get all the gear, go fuck yourself"

>>534430091
Why so defensive?
>We
Are you this guild's community jannie or some shit?

>>534430416
shut the fuck up RETARD
original classic has ZERO bind on pickup greens that arent from quests
so he was just a bit curious no reason to be a FUCKHEAD

>>534430084
trust no one

>>534429936
this, dad gamers will pass on items for unlucky people
>you take that dagger anon I already got this cool ring from the previous boss :)

>>534430084
If you are wrong I will annihilate you.
57 minutes and counting.

>>534430461
In my experience
>girls who give me attention>me>frens>that funny hunter guy>you

>>534429970
I played classic in a casual guild full of people like you and ended up being the loot master. Nobody cared enough to look up bis lists so they just asked me to kit up the raid sanely and didn't complain at all. It was weird.
They gave thunderfury to a prot paladin before I joined.

Okay I actually made all those /v/ threads because Shenna paid me 1 Fashion Coin per thread to get as much people to play on Epoch.

I am 90% responsible for destroying this server, but at least my Night Elf Rogue on Nordanaar looks AMAZING now!!!

>>534430275
so you can't AH it. it's a rare drop and it's for you.

OOOOH IM MEEEERGIIING

>>534430521
That post was sincere. I hope he has fun.

>>534430461
so what's the norm nowadays?
Way back then when I played it was dkp

Also, how the fuck does SR, HR, MS/OS work?
I leveled to 60 in turtle before dropping it and I kept seeing it in global chat

>>534430541
it takes a strong guild of white men to have this work, high-trust is needed, it only takes one faggot to ruin it.

>>534430558
What's your real life name and address?

>>534430558
you should move to russia and join the SMO!

>>534430597
explain this stuff to a non-nerd

Yo I'm starting to get a feeling, maybe the srevers will come up?

>>534430606
tourist is a derogatory word

>>534430549
>they gave thunderfury to a prot paladin

>stealth launch on weekend
oh my fucking god they're retarded
brace for 30k + queues

>>534430548
>tfw the funny hunter guy
Ive made it bros

>>534430597
Im gunna merge my cock with Kaytotes tight bussy

>>534430461
Eh, the last LC guild I was in was very fair with look with only the most absolutely necessary weapons reserved for the tanks. I even got a Crown of Destruction that I wasnt I didnt even know was good for OTing. Just dont join a scummy LC guild that isnt transparent.

>>534430686
They had a bunch of changes in separate branches, now they're merging those branches into the main one, presumably to make a release build with it.

>>534430686
Server is up!

>>534430084
its literally the last window. they'll never relaunch on a weekend or when eurosweats are off work

>>534430686
they're making changes to the codebase
what you're looking at is the logs on github
which is a version manager for codebases

>>534430461
Eh, the last LC guild I was in was very fair with loot with only the most absolutely necessary weapons reserved for the tanks. I even got a Crown of Destruction that I didnt even know was good for OTing. Just dont join a scummy LC guild that isnt transparent.

>>534430835
But kaytotes is one of those eurosweats at work

guis isnt 4chan thbe famous hacker group??? why not hack epoch mainframe system xdd and relaese epoch for based people ?!! comment below

this nigger just walked up and skinned my kill 0.01secs before I was gonna skin it
do you faggots have no goddamn manners my god

Why are you waiting for this when you can just play on Nordanaar which has over 6k pop? There's also a fresh realm coming in 9 days or so.

>>534428673
There's nothing on ebay why make shit up? I'm looking in the usual places and there's only twow and warmane accounts

>>534430814
that's not explaining it to a non nerd fag

>>534430686
they had some changes pending on the existing server.
merging means they finally applied those changes.

"Tracy" is omething that logs bugs / crashes?

>people using a bunch of acronyms I don't know
>people get mad at me when I ask what they mean

>>534430913
>+import delousingchambers.c
what did they mean by this

>>534430961
its easier to post pregante man and feel like a comedy genius

>>534431029
because i dont want to play on the happy cloud, remote auctioneer buyable vendor realm
i also want to see the custom content here, which is different to the content on turtle.

>>534431081
This guy is a BH

gurubussy bro's are we ever going to play :(

>>534431034
JUST WAIT FOR OPEN REGISTRATION LIL BRO LMAOO

>wife comes home in 2 hours
I was hoping for a morning launch for 8 hours of uninterrupted gameplay..

>>534431081
welcome to 4chan

>>534431023
On troondle? I swear some of them are bots or just turd worlders. Everytime I'm picking herbs someone runs over and tries to take it as well. I always get the herb then /spit on them

>>534431159
my gf just left, strange

>>534431157
>Wait month after launch

LOL

if they're not starting the server now there's no way it goes live before monday right?

>>534431159
cucksheded

https://jiggie.fun/wVozhR
get in get in get in

>>534429497
Also a funny thing I noticed is them using the word VIBES in their announcements in the same way kaytotes does.
I guess all sod subhumans think the same

>>534431271
Theyre launching Friday evening so they have an excuse for the servers not working again.

POCHIE FRIDAY! POCHIE FRIDAY!
>POCHIE FRIDAY!
>POCHIE FRIDAY!
POCHIE FRIDAY! POCHIE FRIDAY!

Any proud NIGAs in here?

collecting all the timeframes from the devposts the last few days:
>Server is ready
>just waiting for the poll
>couple of hours
>12 hours
>24 hours
>just need to prune
>1-2 days
>just waiting for the patch
>2 hours
>couple of days
>predictions aren't true

>>534430521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCq1OcAEAm0

>>534431080
It's a tool for improving performance. It tells you which part of a program is eating all the processor cycles.

>>534431157
I have an account I was curious to see if there were people actually buying.

>>534430461
Not always, but early clique formations with people in the LC are a big red flag.

gonna take a dump, server better not goes up in the mean time.
if so i'm converting kaytotes into my private toilet.

>>534431029
>disgusting p2w
>tbc+ classes in epoch
>turtle class rebalance is completely dogshit both in pve and pvp
>1.12
>pvp server has 1-1.5k population (understandable because pvp sucks in turtle)
>corrupt as fuck admins
Even if Epoch had 0 new content I'd still prefer playing there if it ever launches than Turtle.

>>534431451
yeah but only on the dark web

>>534430521
usotsuki
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=7997/red-defias-mask

>>534431346
crushing this poster's head into a squishy red pulp with a comically oversized cartoon mallet

>>534431568
i said green though

Just sold my level 15 account for $300 on eBay

Why are you people still here?

>>534431568
not a green

IT'S UP

>complete custom twow quest
>rewarded with a companion
>consume the companion item from bag
>cast bar says "failed"
>companion item gone, no companion

HOLY FUCK THIS IS JUST AS BROKEN AS EPOCH LUL

>>534431159

>>534431665
I boughted it send pass

it's it's not coming out today is it?
I was an idiot for paying attention to this for so long wasn't i?
I've wasted my time.
i think im going to go outside today.
thanks for all the laughs take care epoch.

>>534430521
>original classic has ZERO bind on pickup greens that arent from quests
sneed

>>534431397
>predictions arent true
it's fucking monday I knew it....

>>534431694
Is it really gone? I remember it failed every time but the pet was still there, check the pet tab.

Was that client update out earlier or just now?

>>534431694
bait used to be believable

>>534431694
Do not REDEEM!!

>husband comes home in 2 hours
I was hoping to play together for 8 hours of uninterrupted gameplay but this shit is never gonna launch..

yeah I'm waiting for VVALLKRAFT

>>534431845
Like 6 hours ago or something bro..
Its not ready yet :(

>>534431794

OVERWATCH 2 STATUS?

anons talking about going outside
it's never been more over

>>534431943
>forced to work on a democrat campaign
should've anhero'd honestly

Work faster KEYNOTES !1!"!

>>534430615
>how the fuck does SR, HR, MS/OS work?
before the raid start everyone picks usually 1-3 items to reserve, if that item drops the people who reserved it have prio and roll to see who wins. HR are usually big ticket items like onslaught belt, bindings, mageblade etc that arehard reserved by the raid leader. If an item drops that wasn't reserved it goes for MS/OS, so a arms warrior would have prio on a two-hander over a fury warrior, leather caster gear goes to bommie etc

>>534431869
wagmi sister

https://jiggie.fun/cHSkVH (still SFW but sexier)
increased puzzle size a bit

>>534431943
>Am supposed to believe that his life is the plot to a john grimsham novel.

>>534432369
so HR means I can't roll for those items while SR means only people that chose them at the start of the raid can roll?

How the fuck do they manage 40 people reserving shit?
Is there an addon for that?

>>534432601
https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/lootreserve
https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/gargul

Ever since I started playing Turtle, I have had this itch to do butt play stuff on myself. Is that Normal?

>>534431869
narue...

>>534432752
butt plugs are an obvious gameplay enhancer, how far behind are you?

>>534432752
>no gamerplug
ngmi

>>534429531
the more discriminatory the country, the stronger their humiliation fetish

>>534430558
I'm gonna mass report your ass Deca

>>534430558
The ddos was.. us

its over isnt it? gonna need a handful of sleeps to even have a chance at seeing a flicker of the server being online
they'd have to release within hours to not overwhelm the servers

>>534433126
I lost all hope for today and even the weekend. Earlier it looked possible because of all the teasing from Cailean, now it's all gone.

ok guys, I guess I'll take one for the team
I'm going out for a couple hours
I guarantee you the server will be up within minutes after I leave
have fun playing without me

>>534433351
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANON COME BACK

ITS UP

>>534432691
gargul my nuts

MoP won

>>534433417
he's gone....

Servers will be coming up after i finish work in 45mins and start heading home. Been reconnecting since the update came. Be ready

>>534432752
its spreading...

pochie sisters the window is closing.. *coughs up blood*

Private servers will never have a good community because of third worlders

>>534433648
cope mayoboi

>>534432752
>he took the HRTurtle..

>>534433648
*western civilization

Final vibe check before I down a liter of vodka in 5 minutes.

>>534432752
nope i play turtle and the most butt stuff i ever did was having sex with a twink. i was on top so it's not gay

>>534433807

>>534433648
That applies to every single multiplayer game
>but they can't afford sub
Old cope, sub also cost less for them

What movie should I watch?

Is the rias tulpa anon from last thread here

i'm starting to really appreciate the chimp noises on the login screen, reminds me of the gurubashi players

>>534433648
private server community before classic was amazing. classic andies ensure it will never be good again

>>534433926
Bladerunner original, so you fall asleep

How many times are you going to fall for their tricks, old man?

>>534433926

>>534433848
sordid behavior

So no more updates from the team?
Just complete silence and "we'll launch when we want chud"?

>>534431943
Bro, same thing happened to me. I had like 15 unpaid parking tickets and a year ago some g-men showed up to my mom's house and told her I had to volunteer for Kamala's campaign or they'd cut off my neet bux. I talked to these fellas and told them I am 100% MIGA but they didn't seem to care.

Kamala's campaign staff was entirely made up of blackmailed schizo chuds. I think what we have here is a vast conspiracy by the deep state to rig elections by sabotaging Democrat candidates with the worst possible "volunteers." They erased my parking tickets though, so I didn't mind too much.

>>534434056
Thats it mane

>>534434101

>>534434101
>triple negative sentences to confuse ESL niggers
smooth launch confirmed

>>534434072
First off
>MIGA
>Make India Great Again
Second, why would they use a some retard with no skills to help with there campaign instead of the thousands of volunteers that every major presidential campaign gets?

>>534430927
That's the problem though - the only alliance guild that isn't German, Dutch or race-locked has scummy LC.

>>534433807
DRUK

WHAT A LIFE

>epoch devs when they do another poll instead of actually working on the server and being competent

That's it, I'm going Kezan, chuds.

STEALTH LAUNCH
SATURDAY MORNING
BE THERE (stealthy)

>>534434251
it's Make Iran Great Again.

>>534434101
it's okay, i'm just waiting for Ambershire anyway.

>>534434221
kek the moefags aren't even saying poochie insert date anymore.

>>534434369
did not ask nigger, no one did

>>534434369
Me too

>>534434289
logobros... we lost...

>>534434289
i would unironically join this if there was one like this on guru, these guilds are usually much more chill than the average and there are also more weebs i can talk about my chinese cartoons with

>>534433997
>andies
stop that, its gay as fuck

>>534433648
it's more profitable for third worlders to play the official servers

the servers are going to open at friday 9pm
a stroke of genius by the developers

>>534434603
civilization is downstream from twitch

Give it to me straight bwos Poochie friday yes or no?

ANOTHER FAILED WEEKEND LAUNCH INCOMING

IT IS UP

>>534434779
pochie cancelled.

can an experienced turtle wow player groom me into doing butt play stuff like give me advice?

>>534434779
YES

>>534433648
Fuck off gaslighting nigger

>>534434867
is your husband brown?

Just got off the phone with Kaytotes. They are setting up the 2 new servers for all the wipers, that's why its taking so long. Just get ready for a long pochie weekend.

>>534434779

>>534434867
Sex.

>>534434867
is your husband brown?

>this shit STILL isn't up
>despite kaytotes basically implying that the server would be up ASAP after the update is pushed
>no updates
I feel most bad for the other devs besides kaytotes at this point, it seems obvious to me that they're just as clueless as the community managers.

>>534434856
I only groom biofem.

>>534434824

its up

the vibes are building
could there really be a poochie weekend after all??

You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me 13 days consecutively, shame on me.

>update drops
>go to bed expecting it to be up when i wake up
>it's not
what the fugggg :DDDD

>>534434867
can i be your green husband

>>534435034
vibes: pumping

>>534435023
eww. uncanny af, tune your prompt

>>534434293
Why didn't they add tauren rogues?

>>534435023
bogged

>>534435136

<UwU>
queer friendly pve casual social guild. this guild will start of as a casual guild to group up dungeons and levelling and social events. depending on what people want.
https://discord.gg/xyT5mWNu

Why do people like Ross and tgat jewish guy attach their real names and faces to an illegal private server? What if someone sent blizzard Ross' info and said he's running a server and got him sued?

>>534435142
nigga you can't be sneakin around wit dem hooves n sheeit.

>>534435023
>fishlips

>>534434101
>I can't say it won't be up today or tomorrow because that might not be true.

>>534435236
hahaha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL LMAO ROFLCOPTER

>>534435236
not your personal army, faggot newfag

>>534435254
probably hoping to meet their future husbands

>>534435316
Padded horseshoes, nigga

Pochie Saturday!

Stealth release at 12:00 PM EST / 18:00 PM CEST!!! Get Hyped!!!!

eredun online. all systems nominal

>>534435482

>twow custom quest
>fetch quest
>8% drop rate, need 7 items

fucking retarded devs

i think its happening

>>534435557
I like the quest which requires you to collect 20 wool from sheep who constantly blow your character away, then run away, then do it again

This general will be your tomb.

Eredun online omg!

A lot of devs online all the sudden

>>534435790
the data collection will be glorious

its about to blou

>>534435790
gamers assemble

>>534435790

>>534435790
MELTIE INCOMING

>>534435790
i have absolutely no hope

i gota go to work soon please please PLEASE PLEASSE keep the server offline for the next 8 hours

Haha simps getting deleted for writing novels in chat

>>534435949
nah. launch the second you enter the cuck cage.

client patch
authenticated
disconnected

epoch soon

Surely they'll just mute the discord when it launches. They wont intend to constantly prune chat instead? But if they mute it itll be even more obvious.

>>534435790
this copium is honestly unhealthy for us

>>534435973
>Be negative get deleted
>Be positive get deleted
based honestly

>magic listening to Spotify
it's happening

>>534436104
no point in muting, everyone will be busy ingame

>ALL DEVS ONLINE
>kes online on mobile

1 more hour for primetime STEALTH launch epoggies

>>534435790
Poor Kes... imagine all of this stress and still having to dilate 3x a day or the ol' axe wound heals up. You chuds need to be nice to xir.

>>534435023
me on right

>kaytroon hasn't merged the last commits yet
it's over for today

>You all have been very bad boys so we've decided to take a week vacation before puting the server online

Woke up just in time for pochie…

>>534434582
Just join a non edgy trade chat guild, there's no need to be a fag.

Are we fresh or are we freshfresh?

The FUCK does this mean

These generals are literally a crack den for used up wow whores who are so desperate for one more hit that they will allow themselves to be slapped around, stabbed and raped repeatedly for the vague hope that - at some point - the servers will go live for an hour and they’ll get to recapture a brief moment of the high that defined their youths.

It’s both sad and beautiful to witness.

Ktotes the mighty! Ktotes the unerring! Ktotes the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Kaytotes Hammingshire, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty,and reshape this server which is mine. I do this for you, third-worlders, for I love you.”

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Ktotes cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Private Servers! The future of WoW! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!

We are the children of man! Ktotes is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Turtle overlords! Sharing the server with us? With chuds? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Does Crogge take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

>>534436327
3 more minutes.
its finally happening
tears are streaming down my face

>>534436370
note that this person also said basically every other community manager is wrong with their estimates for when the server will come up

vibes: palpable

Isn't this treason or something?

>>534436370
Why are all the moderators throwing out random guesses? Don't they see how badly it reflects on the project? Are they fucking retarded or something?

>>534436370
why do they even talk. what is the point of them saying this other than to annoy people when they're inevitably wrong because they dont actually know

Daily reminder to stretch your foreskin

>>534436495
They need to keep up the hype.

Pochiee…

>>534436370

KAYTOTES IS TYPING IN UPDATES CHANNEL ITS HAPPENING

>>534434867
gurupochie...

>>534436548
I just did a couple plank variations

Please... Kes-sama... unlock my cage...

>>534436495
>Don't they see how badly it reflects on the project?
No. Which, again, tells you everything you need to do about this project.

LETS GO LOG IN

>>534436559
There's 40k+ people waiting, they don't need to do shit, they're just being retarded for no reason.

>>534436621

>>534436608
pochie.....

>>534435790
>devs
brother, those are community managers who have already explicity stated they have no direct line of communication with Kaytroon

post yfw pochie launches at prime time Friday night to btfo the haters and runs buttery smooth with 20k online (each server)

>saturday noon stealth launch
>servers crash after 3 hours
>vague update about how they're working on it

I have reliable intelligence that the server will be going live at 12 pm EST today

POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY

https://youtu.be/-ITcM6RSGHk?si=0poV3dpSv0M1Ea3U
The wait is killing me bros

>>534436774
no, retard, those are the devs

>>534436749
KWAB

>>534436798
>300 people camping every mob spawn
*sip* just like i member it

>>534436826
fuck it
i'm going to play maplestory instead

>>534436495
> Are they fucking retarded or something?
Where have you been? lmao

>>534436798

>>534436774
Eredun and Magic are both devs. Magic was the guy doing all those live coding videos on youtube.

>>534436798

Kes got off his phone and walked to his desk?!

>>534436774
Why are chuds so dumb
>>534436932
Kes is also a dev, just does very basic things in comparison

>>534436529
>>534436495
Someone with some actual authority needs to bitch slap every single moderator pointlessly yapping. All they're doing is fanning the flames of retardation.

>>534436798

THIS HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL

I wish someone would write to me like that

>>534436932
Magic said himself in his video that he isn't a dev, he dabble in modding, but mostly scripting and configuring stuff.

>>534436905
I don't actively follow every single little thing, i'm mostly checked out until launch. Been playing some Diablo 2 mods.

If you were in charge of the stealth launch when would YOU launch it?

The window to release was like 8h ago. I doubt we're going to see this server up until next week, LAAAAAAME

pochie hype
>pochie hype
pochie hype
>pochie hype

>>534437014
Kes is in this thread btw.
Hey queen!

>*charges at you with full world buffs, consumes, three rdruids, two priests and seven hpallies behind her*

>>534436495
>Don't they see how badly it reflects on the project?
of course they dont

This is pure bullshit behaviour, fuck these guys

>>534437067
there is a reason these types of people can't organically make friends ingame and resort to begging reddit

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>new announcement
>it's finally happening!
Oh, wait...

>>534437159
wtf
i love you kes

>>534436370
>playing the servers with stability by Monday
>if that's before or after launch is unknown
lil bro's brain is broken

While you wait for Poochies you could always come to me

Why are the community moderators on Epoch such ignorant degenerates? What did Kaytotes do to deserve this punishment?

>>534437260
this is so classic+ bros...

>>534437227
Holy fuck fire this retard from his fake-ass job. Jesus Christ.

>>534436265
they did merge a few more things 1hr ago, so that's something

>>534437360
>visual novel simulator
I am vomit...

crank today?

>>534437095
i would put up a link for donations to buy new servers and then vanish without a trace and just wait for someone else to make next fresh

>>534437371
kaytotes is at fault for seemingly withholding information. if you were suddenly deputized but then given no further instructions or information how would you feel?

Kaytotes-sama…no more edging please…

>>534437360
huh? wat u mean?

POCHIE SEPTEMBER

>>534437360
love this hag

kek epoch...lmao..

>>534437260
>ascension paychads can reply with both pregnant man and pregnant black man
Isn't fair, sisters!

Kaytotes isn't giving an update because he is currently in talks to sell the server to Turtle after all the abuse he has received

ITS DOWN
IM OUT
IM OUT
IM OUT

>>534437547
i legitimately suspected this

>Pochie...never

I'm actively in talks with Blizzard's legal team to try and get them to send a C&D. fuck you kaytroon

i'm actively in talks with your mother about the sex we had last night

EPOOP LOL
STINKY POOPY HAHAHA
UH OHHHHH

>>534437663
I'm also coordinating with blizzard to get turtle shutdown. Should be any day now

the vibes arent as full anymore

>>534437014
Kes needs a good plapping by a chud. This inability to launch the server is clearly related to xir's built up sexual frustration after four thankless years of slaving away on Epoch. His ultimate fantasy is being told he will never be a woman while he sissygasms.

GUMMY ALWAYS WINS BABY

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ EPOCH DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

Gentlemen... START! YOUR! ENGINES!!!!

>>534437835
are you masturbating while writing this shit

>>534437371
The fact of the matter is that community managers and forum moderators tend to be people with no real skills other than
>bootlicking
>being around a lot
and deputizing them with this minuscule crumb of authority doesn't do anything to diminish their inherent ineptitude for anything other than these two things. 'Tard wrangling the 'tard wranglers is probably pretty low on the developers' list of priorities at the moment, understandably.

The Blizzard forums had their fair share of awful CMs as well.

>>534437648
Trust the plan pochie sis….

My guess is that from now until the heat death of the Universe at least one second of time will have passed. So don't worry just wait a bit longer.
oh it might shadowtick by the time we merge with Andromeda, but that's also not a hard deadline.

>>534437227

I think they are being extremely niggardly in their behaviour.

total vibes death all signs indicate eternal disappointment

where jiggies?

>>534437835
Your browse history is full of trans porn, isn't it

>>534438045
nice pic, mind if i save?

>>534437663
based

If it only takes them about 30 minutes to see what top players actually exploited for gold then why is the server still fucking down?

>>534438367
rewriting some admin tools from windows>linux.

>>534437835

>>534438169
there is no porn in my history because I use private mode for porn :)

>>534438367
:^)

>>534438180
sure, go ahead. Treat it with care, it's a bit chaotic

WTS Gold /w me for more info

>>534438049
>niggardly
damn bruh, you used it correctly.

i am becoming deeply frustrated

Under normal circumstances I'd assume they're being snide faggots because the server's about to go up and most people will let it slide because of that. These are not normal circumstances.

>>534438367
They have to make sure they can effectively ban most of you for being unlikable

>>534438652
put girls clothes on and take my dick deeply inside your ass cutie

I WANNA BE DAYLIGHT IN YOUR EYES

i have the classic wow itch and it's going UNSATED. is there anywhere you can actually play the game that's worth it?

guys?

>>534438572
ign?

>>534438759
Just going to leave this here:

https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/

>>534438572
i'd prefer bitcoin

is there some kind of guidelines for erp?
can I just walk to a female and "/e rapes you"?
help pls am virgin

>>534438652
are you perhaps feeling.. DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!! ?

https://youtu.be/y6EDlD_fWn0?t=6

epoch, epoch epoch ehehehehehehe im playing epoch

pochie thursday yay yay

>>534438715
the funny part is that he's lying there. there's no way it ever launches.

>>534438759
wallcraft.org

>>534438832
should leave a triggerwarning for 1.12 client aswell

>>534438715
finally, some honesty.

EPOGGERS

>>534438367
because they dont have the capacity to run the servers and they know it. we're in the alienation phase, they want people to quit it's their only hope

>>534438786
/w Chinacentury
Tell him you're looking for Susan and he'll tell you where to go. Don't show up early or late. Exactly on time.

>>534438746
I want that minute and forty-seven seconds of my life back, I was expecting violence or feces or something, not just nonwhite people dancing.

>>534437547
>Turtle
Ascension is the actual project with cash, who is slurping up all the interesting pserver projects.

>>534438832
1.12 client..

>>534438746
>POV: citizen of Kezan logging into Gurubashi for the first time being spammed with guild invites

vibs: plateauing

>>534439092
no server…

>>534438921
yo that's that MAGA guy from twitter!!

>>534439052
how did blizzard predict this?

Why do retail niggerzoomies have issues with 1.12? Imagine being this brainfucked by it. Only trannies mindbroke you harder

>>534438832
This. So much this.

>even if the launch is remotely functional turtle will DDoS it to submission for a week straight
kek

>>534439153
there are different games i can play, im not forced to choose between nothing and feces

when POCHIE finally goes online I expect the broons and troons to fucking kill themselves

>>534439237
hot

>>534439243
Turtle can't DDoS you if you DDoS yourself first with your own queue.

>>534439269
wtf thats some skilled kittys

I genuinely don't think anything has been as harmful to the hype of this server than the mods. The devs are fine, I don't care if they've made mistakes, they're amatures. I expected the launch to be bad, maybe not this bad but whatever. Chatters can be kind of annoying, sometimes their whining can be irritating, but the mods? The mods are genuinely the worst, it's not like you can use the excuse "they're novices too" because it doesn't take a lot of training or skill to be a mod. But these buffoons do nothing but rile up the chatters and spread misery, they rarely ban or delete messages that are actually issues but will cut down the third guy to copy pasta while leaving the other two up. Thank you for letting me blogpost. Here's a funny picture I've saved some some WoW thread at some point.

>>534439230
I've experienced 10 stock mangos 1.12 shitshows and refuse to touch anything remotely close to it

>>534439269
Is this real

>>534439383
the last dive was mid

>>534439237
Deca...

The server launch... it... it pettered out.

just fyi this shit is not going to work this weekend

Making horde chuds cry on guru soon…..

>>534438832
ew, someone shit on the floor here

>>534439457
he means Vril...

>>534439269
0:17 fucks with my brain

>>534439269
How the fuck can they do that?

>>534437547
>sell the server to Turtle
don't you first need a server that works, in order to be able to sell it? shenna is already dropping a fresh to mop up the unfulfilled epoch hype base. besides player interest, there is nothing here that anyone would pay money for. their spaghetti code monster is worthless in the current state. 1500 known bugs and all that.

This is the CM guild btw, they're on Gurubashi

Do these retards really not understand they only have until the 17th to release it or everyone will abandon them?

>>534439528
dog whistling nazi devs check

>>534439616
different audiences anon.
real people prefer no p2w cashshop.

>>534439607
Yes but no, that's wrong. <Kor Kron> is Vorosh' guild. Cailean is in <Pride of Lothar>, which is another Gurubashi guild.

>>534439092
soon to be unreal engine!

https://turtle-wow.org/remastered

>>534439607
Wrong he's in the alliance guild with the crngey lore friendly name. He's one of the cooler jannys thoughbeit

>>534439607
KOS

>>534439616
That's the plan
>server shits itself bigly whenever pop goes over 1.5k
>wait for turdle fresh
>everyone forgets about epoop
>1.5k pop left
>problem solved: mission accomplished

When will the turtle shills understand that if Epoch doesn't work out then I'm just going to go enjoy one of the other million things there are to do in this life that aren't playing on their tranny slop?

>>534439894
>if noone plays my server I win

>>534439269
Every single one of those spectators is a mindbroken toxoplasmosis zombie. Just look at their deadeye slackjawed zoloft stare as they witness physical feats beyond belief
In their minds they're not seeing cats whipping around at incredible speeds...what they see are hot young olympic athletes wearing skintight suits while doing slowmo acrobatics. Absolutely sickening.

so many chuds wtf

>>534439616
>everyone
only kezan pvetroons. gurubvlls have nowhere else to go

>>534427859
Real subtle turtle troon drone lol

>>534439616
I'm not playing turtle again. It's either epoch or nothing.

>>534439894
2-3k pop is the dream, but Ambershite is going to flop hard so I doubt we're getting anything less than 8k at the start.

>>534439269
for anyone asking if this is real: you have to be 18+ to post here.

anyone got a logging tracker? niggers in discord saying that server was just up for a while

>>534439604
Constant training, discipline and dedication.

>>534439230
Begone Turdle troonie

>>534438572
> hiding squinty eyes with sunglasses
Based.

>>534440157
i was in for about 30 seconds but it said both servers were locked, then when i tried to log in again i was back to the usual disconnect

Does this tranny ever get tired of playing paladin?

>>534440152
Maybe one day the AI will find a cure for autism. Meanwhile you can stop posting or something.

>>534440157
I got the server select screen but no further.
Now I'm back to authenticating. I am serious.

>>534440293
why do you keep posting random discord profiles, get a hobby nigga

>>534438759
Nordanaar or Ambershire.

>>534440293
most paladins are trannies. it's no biggie.

>about to go to work
>server is about to stealth start
>come back from work
>server is about to stealth start

Why is everyone calling turtle a tranny server when epoch is a literal tranny server?

>We totally didn't set up bots that encourage people to donate, you can tell he's a real player because he has a spell name in his nick and his face in his avatar. He's a classic+ enthusiast just like you! Now show some :PepeHeart: and #donate, chud

>>534440152
It's real. I was there.

>>534440358
You don't know who Genetics is? Must be nice to be this new

WHERE IS THE FUCKING SERVER

DAY 3
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 3 OF NO ANNOUNCEMENTS

>>534440396
They're banning pride flags in epoch chat>>534439941

>>534440584
go back to /ggg/

>>534440392
>go to sleep
>server is about to stealth start
>wake up
>server is about to stealth start

>>534435352

>>534440134
>but Ambershite is going to flop hard
lol
>I doubt we're getting anything less than 8k at the start.
lmao even

this is reaching pajeet levels of delusion

>>534439408
hard agree

this is so fucking retarded.....

>>534440569
im aware of who he is because ive been in the epoch discord for 3 years, how is that relevant nigger, go get a fucking job

>>534440414
>bots
Anon you're fucking naive, the reality is much darker than "bots". That's a real person, please realize how many lobotomized goyim exist.

Reminder

>>534440267
>i was in for about 30 seconds
HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BACK!!!

>>534440806
14mins guys, are you ready

>>534439607
so that's why i was banned from trannibashi
>>534439804
>Pride of Lothar
>Lore friendly

>>534440334
lower your tone when speaking to the neuroevolved, boy. Without us inventing new things, no one else would have shiny toys to play with

t. high functioning, high above average IQ adhd autist

>>534440875
>so that's why i was banned from trannibashi
banned how?

I took today off work, I better not regret it.

>>534440756
Genetics is a wpsg oldfag, i didn't just post a screencap of some random tranny. You're either esl or have the reasoning of a nigger, please stop replying to me nigga.

Oink Oink Piggy

Another day, another Humiliation Ritual

>>534440608
that's because the jannies see it as mocking troons. they're not based.

Pochie!!!!!

What do you guys think about orc x elf?

its never coming out bros just give up

I'm just waiting for second flop at this point, its gonna be awesome

>>534441093
Her dad vibecodes more than the entire Epoch team btw

>>534439607
Vorosh is the GM of Kor Kron, and has always been. Cailean isn't even a member of Kor'kron, he is part of Pride of Lothar.

>>534440998
how does that make any better? that just means you are a niggerfaggot obsessed with a /wpsg/ tranny, get a life pathetic nigger

>>534441082
policing emojis instead of coding... i see what the issue is.

>>534440414
that nigga is 100% a paid shill

>>534436480
>jugando

>actually playing on KEKzan
Please say SIKE right now lol

Epoch Launch
Circa 2025
Colorized

>>534441356
Where's my <gUwUbashi>? Kezan is cringe

has it been up at all yet?

>>534441250
well that's a truth nuke if i've ever seen one

Will 2hander warrior be good on epoch or will the meta just be boring dual wield fury slop?

>we can make the server go online immediately after the patch, so keep an eye on that
>patch comes out
>not a peep
>hours later
>still not a peep
I mean I hate the discord retards as well but come on dude lol

>>534441448
no

>>534441356
sike im playing on ambershire

LAUNCHER UPDATE

are these schizo hours

>>534441531
It's real

>>534441491
Bladestorm is a 2min CD 7x Whirlwind in 6 second ability which scales off your weapon damage, you tell me champ

>>534441531
welcome to 8 hours ago dude

>>534441491
wdym 2hander was always better

>>534440293
what IS that thing?

>>534441492
if there was any doubt how they felt about the play base there's no now, the project could literally be deleted right away at any point.
these guys are not mentally stable and cannot cope with the attention.

It's gaytotes fault if I ding 30 irl and still am a virgin. 4 days remain to find a girlfriend on epoch.

>make like 10 different servers for everyone
>if a server dies just merge them

why didnt they just do this from the beginning instead of whatever theyre doing right now?

>>534441740
Whisper me on launch, I can be your gf

>>534441787
>merging servers
unheard of technology

>>534441665
The avatar? Its just some actor

>>534441787
The technology to merge servers just doesn't exist, okay?

>>534441787
crogge told them to do that day 1, and they told him to fuck off.
then a week later they said they'll do it. then a week later we are here and no new information on how many servers on how merging will go.

Has anyone checked on Kes?

>>534441787
they don't know how to merge them yet. they're hoping they can learn that later

>>534441787
Don't ask questions just be excited to play F R E S H even though the server has been down for 2 weeks after it officially launched

What is everybody drinking?

>be in the staff cord
>going online in 2 minutes

I wish these idealists would not try these Friday releases baka my head.

Ishygddt when you release your own wow server.

>>534441787

>>534441492
most likely something else broke and they are finally learning to shut the fuck up and not give estimates that they are in no position to make given the inability for humans to see the future.

>>534441938
You mean she isn't with you?

GURUBASHI CHADS

>>534441842
>realm?
>class/race/gender?
>weight irl?
>sock colour irl?
>do you like anime?
>do you hate niggers?

>>534441979
cawffee

>>534441938
She's not OK man

>>534441787
Kaytotes didn't invent it yet.

Pochiee…

>>534442113
>Arthos
to be fair he did fuck up sylvanas i wouldn't mess with him

Servers were up for a quick second

>>534441979
water

>>534441979