/agdg/ - Amateur Game Development General
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:11:00 PM
No.534427730
>>534435205
my best doesn't earn me a living
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:11:32 PM
No.534427762
i don't know how to make my game interactive, challenging and fun
>production costs
>because "market says so"
>because other indies price it at $10 so will I
>yada yada yada
stop undervaluing art, it takes effort, creativity, time, it means more
>>534427535 (OP)
PSA: don't tell women you make games for a living. It's a vagina desiccant, even for women who play games on their phone all day.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:13:39 PM
No.534427928
>>534428170
>>534427774
take one for the team, list your game at $50
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:13:51 PM
No.534427948
>>534428126
>>534427774
It doesn't matter what you value it at
What matters is what people are willing to pay for it
Do you think Little Timmy's first RPG Maker game needs to be $90 bucks as well?
I don't know if I made a mistake going with unity for my rpg. Unreal bros have it easy. Maybe it's a grass is greener moment, but I regret my decisions. It's too late now.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:15:10 PM
No.534428063
>>534427891
>I'm a digital marketer (aka I shill my game on reddit and twitter)
that better?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:15:27 PM
No.534428086
>>534435706
>>534427891
The right woman would think it's cool as fuck and look up to me for it
I'll dry a million cunts up if I can find the one who I can make wet without selling my soul and becoming somebody fake
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:15:57 PM
No.534428126
>>534427948
obviously not, if it's not artsy enough, beautiful, deep, complex, sophisticated
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:16:08 PM
No.534428146
Guys, I used AI voice acting in my game. What this means is I can price my game lower. Instead of being 25 dollers, it will be 10, since become I didn't have to spend money on voice actors means I need less money to recoup the dev costs. I believe that's fair and if you disagree, you should die.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:16:29 PM
No.534428170
>>534427928
marmo tried overpricing his game. Look what that got him.
Why is it always the same artcopers who say that they're not in this for the money complaining about how indie games aren't priced high enough?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:17:57 PM
No.534428289
>>534428461
>>534428201
who said we're in it not for the money?
literally everyone here is in it for the money, or you just like to waste time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:18:54 PM
No.534428349
>>534428201
Someone should just make a game and price it absurdly high so that if just one person buys it they recoup all their costs.
They can be pretentious and snobby about it and call it some sort of postmodern digital art
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:19:23 PM
No.534428396
>>534428045
Unless your exact RPG system can be purchased out of Fab, then you made the right decision.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:20:15 PM
No.534428461
>>534428289
>or you just like to waste time
it's this for me. just biding my time until i die
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:20:36 PM
No.534428491
>>534428591
if your game is not rare, one of a kind experience, you deserve your $5 price tag.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:22:01 PM
No.534428591
>>534428682
>>534428491
Is an immersive sym a rare, one of a kind experience?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:23:21 PM
No.534428682
>>534428591
I don't know that's for you to judge, maybe show us some gameplay
Two mcdoubles cost $7. If your game is worth less than two mcdoubles you shouldn't even bother making it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:25:56 PM
No.534428908
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:26:14 PM
No.534428930
I know people hate on visual coding but that shit just clicks for me
The bar has been lowered enough for people like me to develop games
Grim
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:27:30 PM
No.534429026
>>534428748
Damn thats crazy
im thinking about making a platformer (mushroom is placeholder)
i cant decide on a good idea for a game. wasteland bites came naturally, but im struggling to have another idea like that
i dont wanna commit alot of time on an idea that im not even sure on
maybe im cursed
the well is dry
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:28:30 PM
No.534429101
>anons believing they could sell their games for even $5 when they can't get players even for free on itch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:28:31 PM
No.534429105
>>534428748
No one will complain if I go and buy two McDoubles and then resell them. When you sell me your game for more than $7 (this will never happen since you will never have a game to sell), I expect no complaining when I resell it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:29:15 PM
No.534429162
>>534429410
I hope lolidevs realise they are sick and are just making things worst for normal people.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:32:11 PM
No.534429387
>>534429056
Go do a game jam.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:32:31 PM
No.534429410
>>534429482
>>534429162
it's just demand and supply
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:32:38 PM
No.534429419
>>534429056
You can't force a good idea, they're very fleeting things
Go play some vidya, watch some cool movies, if you get any ideas inspired by those things, then write that shit down immediately.
Sometimes I like to just open up a paint app and mindlessly doodle shapes until I can see something forming out of it, and then I complete it. Sometimes those doodles turn into characters, sometimes those characters need a world, then a plot, and then game mechanics spring forth almost naturally.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:33:01 PM
No.534429438
>>534428748
My game is if someone went to macdonalds, ordered a mcdouble, got angry that it had a bun then threw it on the ground and started jumping up and down in anger.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:33:05 PM
No.534429447
>>534439138
>>534429056
space shuttle friendslop no gravity platformer
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:33:36 PM
No.534429482
>>534429713
>>534429410
>soulless factory production supply and demand
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:34:43 PM
No.534429563
Is the Iheartdev playlist on state machine a good tutorial for a dumbass(me)? I have a problem that I can only think of solving like that, but didn't really use them before.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:36:48 PM
No.534429713
>>534429843
>>534429482
what?
people demand loligames you can do nothing with this
>>534429713
just because people demand something deosn't mean you should supply it
people want free sex and nobody is giving it to them
You know what? I am a luddite.
I hate cars. I hate mobile phones. I hate dish washers. I hate any technology save for trains, boats and the internet.
Speaking of which, the only reason I'd want a mobile phone - mobile internet - never even works and shit like bluetooth never works either. Technology just fucking SUCKS.
No AAA games. Only shitty indie games.
This is the yesdev lifestyle.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:39:08 PM
No.534429912
>>534430108
I want to make my single player RTS (inspired by another RTS), but I can't figure a plot
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:40:39 PM
No.534430041
>>534429843
> just because people demand something deosn't mean you should supply it
there will be someone to supply anyway
> people want free sex and nobody is giving it to them
they give just not to you
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:41:11 PM
No.534430094
>>534429843
Why not? Free sex would make the world a much better place. It would instantly fix most of the loser incels like you who have nothing better to do than terrorize this thread.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:41:22 PM
No.534430108
>>534430292
>>534429912
Guess you gotta hire an idea guy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:41:46 PM
No.534430129
make le good game and since the algorithm has a brain and body it can tell if your game is fun or something itll promote it or however many steaks the 100 dollars buys
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:43:38 PM
No.534430292
>>534430108
But how do I find that one guy?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:46:03 PM
No.534430457
>>534430974
anon I saw your game and your ngmi
Where do I find good reference images for a masonic lodge?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:49:52 PM
No.534430773
>>534431046
>>534430694
sign up for a public tour of your local masonic lodge
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:52:24 PM
No.534430974
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:52:28 PM
No.534430980
>>534431986
>>534427891
>even for women who play games on their phone all day.
Women use the toilet every day, doesn't mean they want to date a toilet maker.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:52:55 PM
No.534431008
>>534431185
any retard-proof courses or books to teach myself game design and brainstorming for core mechanics and design elements?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:53:21 PM
No.534431046
>>534430773
There isn't one.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:54:28 PM
No.534431146
>>534430694
videos on youtube
>>534431008
I learned simply by playing a metric fuck ton of games, just observe how they do it and you can reverse engineer it to an extent, and add ideas of your own.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:55:26 PM
No.534431208
>>534431307
>>534428748
My game is a 50 cents jawbreaker.
>In 2003, Taquandra Diggs, a nine-year-old girl in Starke, Florida, US suffered severe burns, allegedly from biting on an exploding Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper that had been refrigerated, left out in the sun, then refrigerated again. Diggs and several other alleged victims' families filed lawsuits against NestlΓ© for medical bills resulting from plastic surgery as well as pain and suffering; the matters were later settled outside of court for an undisclosed amount
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:56:01 PM
No.534431262
>>534432210
>>534431185
i guess i should learn to do that first instead of mindlessly consooming then
>>534431208
So you're saying your game will explode and take out my hard drives or something?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:59:09 PM
No.534431510
>>534431827
>>534431307
I was saying people will play my game the wrong way and then blame me for it when things go wrong.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:03:12 PM
No.534431827
>>534431510
Can't you just put some limits on what they can do then? How does one play a game "wrong"?
>>534429884
Based.
I hate mobile phones. I hate being in a room next to someone who is scrolling through short-form video content, while rapid bursts of loud basketball American music, vapid influencer therapy-language or literal screaming blast out of their phone until being abruptly cut for the next irritating noise while the pacified observer sits with glazed eyes (there soul is imprisoned in a device).
I hate AAA graphics and realism. I hate playing a shooting game and being unable to see because I'm going East at dawn. I hate mistaking a one of those pointless debris particles flying through the air in multiplayer shooters as a distant player.
I hate social media and having to take more than one photo of something with my family because my wife wants a "Good one." I own a Polaroid camera and it has never taken a "Bad one" because it doesn't show you your fucking pores. It also doesn't gamify the memory capturing experience because you cannot directly upload it to the Internet to feed the most disappointing and lame addiction in history.
One of my parents was addicted to gambling, specifically the bing bing wahoo VLT machines, and it nearly bankrupt my family, among other problems. Now everyone I know is a vapid bing bing wahoo cellphone addict who go to restaurants, parties, even rivers or lakes so they can be photographed doing things and upload these images to be viewed by their 'peers' who are equally corrupted by this retardation.
Sometime around the turn of the century technology stopped improving life and started making it worse. The worst part is that all of the same people I know who are hopelessly addicted to gamifying their social lives and relationships with family/friends all agree that social media is garbage but they are powerless to stop. If you took away Facebook, X, Instagram, on the basis of being harmful to the human experience, they would agree and nod and then start Bluesky and Threads accounts.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:05:03 PM
No.534431986
>>534430980
Relax Confucius
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:05:05 PM
No.534431990
>>534428045
When you get on the content treadmill, you'll realize how insignificant choice of engine is for an RPG. It's like 5000 hours vs 5200 hours.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:07:53 PM
No.534432210
>>534431262
This is correct
>>534431185, however, you are only capable of looking at video games with the eyes of a gamedev AFTER you understand the technical details of what they are made from and how they are made. You need to first just like make game.
I'm gonna make it so hard, you can't even imagine.
Now I finally understand why all americans and weebs are nodevs
>>534432704
how much of this was you and how much of this was claude
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:16:10 PM
No.534432919
>>534430694
Play Mario 64, its filled with masonic shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:16:55 PM
No.534432983
>>534432874
An old basic youtube tutorial and then building most features on top of it by myself, no genAI involvement whatsoever.
how the fuck am I supposed to make melee game looks fun to play without 6 gorrilions of animation?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:18:39 PM
No.534433129
stargoo mountain
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:19:33 PM
No.534433196
>>534433093
just make 6 gorrilions of animation
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:19:53 PM
No.534433219
>>534433297
Don't be sad /agdg/ got worse.
Be happy you got to enjoy it while it was still good!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:20:01 PM
No.534433231
>>534433093
make it only one or two animations
like maybe make it so you only throw shit at people
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:20:58 PM
No.534433297
>>534433219
/agdg/ was never good.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:29:46 PM
No.534434052
>>534432708
Aren't most Western yuropeons consolefags?
pedot sisters... they lied to us
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:36:16 PM
No.534434594
>>534432708
let's keep the blue countries (as they were 25 years ago).
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:37:30 PM
No.534434695
>>534435154
>>534434159
No? They were perfectly transparent about Godot only being used for the map editor tool.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:37:52 PM
No.534434729
>>534432708
>biggest computer gaming scene
>also an even bigger console gaming scene
europoors mad af
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:40:36 PM
No.534434979
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:41:22 PM
No.534435045
>>534433093
Stop motion, turn based and the actions are based on medieval combat manuals for various weapons
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:41:26 PM
No.534435049
>>534435619
>>534427303
Problem is when you can get Hollow Knight for 15 why the fuck would you buy some random pixelshit platformer for 10.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:41:39 PM
No.534435067
I will expunge Poland.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:41:43 PM
No.534435071
>>534435154
>>534434159
nobody has claimed godot to be nothing more than the tool for the comunity mods.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:42:34 PM
No.534435154
>>534435263
>>534434695
>>534435071
>repeatedly samefags to backtrack from his earlier claims
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:43:08 PM
No.534435205
>>534435437
>>534427730
That's a reality check for you. Either you move onto doing something where you can earn a living or you go towards ruin failing on your gamedev career.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:43:41 PM
No.534435263
>>534435531
>>534435154
>retards claiming stupid BS neither the godot devs nor the BF devs claimed is proof of anything
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:45:33 PM
No.534435437
>>534435745
>>534435205
I could make a living from my best, I did briefly, but I can't sustain going all out for long
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:46:03 PM
No.534435490
Stop responding to the insincere nodev troll. Also, reminder that trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:46:30 PM
No.534435531
>>534435606
>>534435263
Then why were you trying to gaslight /agdg/ so hard? Are you a sociopath?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:47:14 PM
No.534435596
Okay guys, hear me out.
This is the ONLY way to clearly show that the human is facing north (away from the screen), especially when they're headless.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:47:24 PM
No.534435606
>>534435531
you seem confusing multiple anons answers into an unified answer from some magical person that doesnt exist.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:47:32 PM
No.534435619
>>534535348
>>534435049
>you can get Hollow Knight for 15
FUCK YOU FUCK HOLLOW KNIGHT FUCK 15 DOLLAR CEILING PULLING UP THE LADDER FUCK FUCK FUCKAROO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:48:44 PM
No.534435706
>>534428086
>The right woman
Keep on trying bud.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:49:16 PM
No.534435745
>>534435878
>>534435437
That doesn't count as making a living. You can't sustain it so it's not making a living.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:50:29 PM
No.534435878
>>534436383
>>534435745
I mean, I made 6 months rent in 2 days.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:52:17 PM
No.534436040
>>534439246
>>534429884
>the only reason I'd want a mobile phone - mobile internet - never even works
where the fuck do you live? I've never had a problem with the internet on my phone
I also hate mobile phones and mobile games and mobile gamers and gacha and social media and all the brain dead retards who rotted their brains engaging with all of that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:54:31 PM
No.534436240
>>534431889
>I hate AAA graphics and realism.
Jesus christ this. AAA games look awful. Unreal straight up looks disgusting. What the fuck were they thinking.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:56:20 PM
No.534436383
>>534437021
>>534435878
How long did you work in preparation for those 2 days? I'm guessing you can't have 2 days like that every 6 months.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM
No.534436602
art/visuals are the most important aspect of the game
if your game is not unique, pretty, beautifull, vibrant, emotional then its not good
if you don't have art direction you dont have a game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:59:27 PM
No.534436646
>>534437379
>>534427535 (OP)
I am happy to be a member of the inner circle with the rest of you guys.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:00:18 PM
No.534436718
>>534436135
>2d platformer
soulless, copycat game, trash
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:03:48 PM
No.534437021
>>534436383
probably like 2 months , and yeah, events like that are like once in a blue moon.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:04:03 PM
No.534437038
https://youtu.be/PQUcIbSEBCM
this is how I program my games
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:05:14 PM
No.534437156
>>534436135
>this is what /agdg/ demands 20 dollars for
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:05:43 PM
No.534437205
>>534441893
>27 days
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:07:40 PM
No.534437379
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:10:49 PM
No.534437658
>>534437406
pretty cool concept, simple, I like it
bet it will sell a lot of copies
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:11:02 PM
No.534437682
>>534437406
Holy shit did he finally make something that will get him a payday.
Did you know that a 6 review game @ 8 dollars makes over 1200$?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:14:05 PM
No.534437964
>>534437890
rookie numbers, it should be priced at least at $30
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:14:05 PM
No.534437965
>>534437890
>literal agdg showelware made in 2 weeks make my country middle income of six months
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:16:18 PM
No.534438165
>>534438732
a game about a single pixel, talking about his emotions
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:17:24 PM
No.534438261
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:20:15 PM
No.534438521
>>534438650
a game where you play as a marble
kids LOVE marbles
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:20:49 PM
No.534438576
nigga I'm boutta LOSE MY MARBLES
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:21:30 PM
No.534438630
>>534434159
I've never heard about BF6 having anything to do with any of this and quite frankly, I don't give a shit about your corposlop games
you should've stopped playing corposlop once you became an adult and developed a more refined taste for games
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:21:44 PM
No.534438650
>>534438521
I remember I got basically a bowl marble wood toy as a kid.
lmao.
90's feeling.
I made a multiplayer arena advance wars game with full customizable units...
Do you guys like the idea or is it stupid?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:22:44 PM
No.534438732
>>534438165
>This game BROKE me, and you won't believe what happened next...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:23:11 PM
No.534438768
if you seek AS I SEEK
if you feel AS I FEEL
are 3D platformers even still viable
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:26:05 PM
No.534439034
>>534439232
>>534438718
soulless slop, no redeeming values visible, is this even a game? what do you feel when you play this?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:26:13 PM
No.534439043
>>534438823
I think they are but the standards are high. If you don't have any particular ideas for a platformer do something else.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:26:30 PM
No.534439067
YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking Adult Swim(tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:27:18 PM
No.534439138
>>534429447
>no gravity platformer
kek
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:28:21 PM
No.534439232
>>534439329
>>534439034
Top kek, feels pretty good.
Guess if people hate your game it's just a beginning
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:28:29 PM
No.534439246
>>534440253
>>534436040
Sururban area. Right next to some sort of phone mast and near a school and everything that would make you think it would work, but since they removed 3G it no longer works. Tried everything but it's all bullshit.
On multiple mobile providers and it also affects other people apparently. So the one time I actually need mobile internet it doesn't work. Works at home where I have wi-fi anyway.
Recently my mobile service operator is also incapable and now it no longer works anywhere and I've just about fucking had it, no way I'm paying for internet that, even if I got it to work, would only work in places where I can get wi-fi anyway.
>>534438823
Wasn't that Peak game I keep seeing people talking about mostly a kinda platforming game? You just gotta have more going on than just "mario but 3d and you pick up coins and touch the flag"
Easier said than done. You need to really think about a game YOU want to play, not just making whatever gameplay seems easiest to make (which is usually what platformers are)
A good 3D platformer usually has really solid base movement. Really, any good 3D game starts with revising the base movement until it feels fun to play with nothing but the movement.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:28:49 PM
No.534439264
>>534429056
did you make wasteland bites? that vibe is so kino, reminds me of being a gun dealer in gmod rp
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:29:24 PM
No.534439327
did anyone save that post about how a large part of gamers only play games for the social part of it? Like talking to other people about it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:29:26 PM
No.534439329
>>534439418
>>534439232
it has no art, no substance
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:29:45 PM
No.534439360
>>534439536
>>534438823
Why are you using the universal pedophilia symbol as a texture?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:30:24 PM
No.534439418
>>534439505
>>534439329
Yeah... the goal is litteraly to let people create their own sprite, and full armies.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:31:16 PM
No.534439505
>>534439883
>>534439418
now I'm interested
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:31:33 PM
No.534439536
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:32:04 PM
No.534439575
How are you supposed to handle animated sprite sheets in Unity?
So far I've done two approaches
>single anim per sheet
>turn sheet into .anim sprite animation
and
>shader that ticks at a framerate and steps through an animation automatically
First is easy to make the .anims with some editor code but a hassle to juggle the animations in gameplay. Second feels a bit limited in that you'd want all animations to have the same amount of frames so you can control the row you're animating on the sprite sheet to change animation.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:35:23 PM
No.534439883
>>534439983
>>534439505
The unit creator section let's you do whatever you want, as long as the sprite is under 256*256 it'll incorporate it in the game and let you play whatever you want however you want
>>534439883
now we're cooking bros, does it have cool, emotional music?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:36:47 PM
No.534440000
>>534437406
Fuck this nigga for bullying that other dev with a similar idea
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:37:59 PM
No.534440104
My game will reach 10 000 reviews
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:38:06 PM
No.534440115
>>534439983
Yup all done already. And when I mean whatever you want, I mean... Whatever you want
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:39:35 PM
No.534440253
>>534439246
>You need to really think about a game YOU want to play
games stopped being fun for me like 2 years go and i dont play anything anymore, so this doesent rlly work for me
i think im just gonna take a break till i think of something really good
i really - really miss just making cosmic call
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:39:54 PM
No.534440282
>>534440492
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:40:58 PM
No.534440382
>>534439983
I really mean... Whatever you want
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:41:11 PM
No.534440412
>>534484583
I've added a new animation where the tackled player will fall to the ground. The menu will update depending on whether the CPU/Player decides to either block or tackle.
That's final part of the tackle workflow. Next I can work on shooting, which I'm looking forward to because I get to create part of the arena, (a goal).
>>534440282
>mfw that made me realize I can make money from a JRPG diorama with waifus that is just the town aspect of it and talk to npcs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:43:26 PM
No.534440587
>>534440675
>>534440540
Work on ending your life
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:44:25 PM
No.534440675
>>534440587
Kill me yourself, coward.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:45:53 PM
No.534440813
>>534442297
characters in my game always refer to the zombie's race when it's not just a normal zombie
>watch out for that african-american zombie
>watch out for that chinese zombie
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:50:16 PM
No.534441262
>>534440492
>he believes that gamers will be willing to pay for his AI low poly trash
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:50:27 PM
No.534441287
>>534440492
make rune factory without the combat and dungeons
Spend like 16 hours yesterday implementing towns.
Everybody is gonna complain that the shopkeepers aren't implemented yet.
Living the dream, waiting for the bug reports...
FUCK STEAM LOCKED ME OUT OF SETTING THE BUILD LIVE FOR 72 HOURS FUCK
>>534440540
slerp the rotations just a bit
>>534441357
you got 72 hours to add shopkeepers
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:53:00 PM
No.534441560
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:54:38 PM
No.534441749
>>534442024
>>534438718
>advance wars
Cursed.
>Do you guys like the idea or is it stupid?
If you want it to be a commercial game, I don't think people are going to be buying it unless it has a fixed campaign with at least 10+ hours of gameplay. You can't depend on players to create content for you when you have no players yet.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:55:16 PM
No.534441820
>>534442458
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:55:49 PM
No.534441893
>>534441946
>>534437205
>its real
AAAAAAAA I made ZERO progress
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:56:09 PM
No.534441929
>>534438823
Platformers are only viable with reasonable good graphics, a publisher, and console ports. They do not sell on Steam, and they do not sell without traditional advertisement.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:56:17 PM
No.534441946
>>534442103
>>534441893
stop ban evading
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:56:59 PM
No.534442024
>>534442269
>>534441749
Oh No it's a F2P multiplayer game, for now.
I prefer sharing the game for free and people have fun creating armies and sprites etc.
But once I have a campaign, 4vs multiplayer, template armies fully animated, Better UI etc.
It'll be 5 USD for the game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:57:39 PM
No.534442103
>>534441946
>stop ban evading
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:59:10 PM
No.534442269
>>534442450
>>534442024
Again, you need to have content first before you can expect players to come in and make content. As is, you couldn't even pay people to play your non-game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:59:30 PM
No.534442297
>>534440813
If the game is set in America, the Chinese zombie should also be considered a Chinese-American same as the African-American zombie.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:00:58 PM
No.534442450
>>534442725
>>534442269
Welp, guess retards needs a tutorial and a campaign otherwise it's not a game.
Smh.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:01:02 PM
No.534442458
>>534441820
Now search the flipped version
Does anyone know if there's an RPG maker that you can play in your browser? I want to create episodic content that has onoline games but God I don't want to create a personal engine for that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:02:19 PM
No.534442593
>>534443560
>PeripetuallyInEarlyAccessfag is shilling his craptastic game again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:03:35 PM
No.534442725
>>534443459
>>534442450
A deck of cards is not a game. It's a toy. Poker is a game that you can play using a deck of cards. All you have right now is a toy.
>>534442541
Isnβt RPGMaker based on some JS engine these days?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:05:36 PM
No.534442938
>>534443184
>>534442541
There's a web version of godot.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:05:49 PM
No.534442961
he is seething
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:07:57 PM
No.534443184
>>534443419
>>534442793
I'll look into that
>>534442938
I was thinking of doing it in godot, but most of the content I'd be making would only need generic jrpg systems and be character driven drama. I wouldn't need anything complex outside of being able to create custom abilities.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:08:49 PM
No.534443295
>>534442793
>these days
for like 15 years now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:09:56 PM
No.534443419
>>534443184
if you only need the web player and not the editor to be a web app, look up easy rpg which is an open source player for rpg maker 2003.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:10:10 PM
No.534443459
>>534443849
>>534442725
>A deck of cards is not a game. It's a toy.
Calm down Piratesoftware.
A stick is not a game, it's a toy... None the less it's pretty fucking obvious when 2 people each have one, they are going to hit one another with it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:11:08 PM
No.534443560
>>534445263
>>534442593
people in glasshouses...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:13:41 PM
No.534443849
>>534443995
>>534443459
Uh, no? You can have a hole digging race. You can play fetch. You can see who can javelin throw the furthest.
Hit each other with them? That's fucking barbaric, god damn.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:14:51 PM
No.534443995
>>534444250
>>534443849
And instantly they took the toy and found 10 ways to have fun with it...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:16:57 PM
No.534444250
>>534444350
>>534443995
Go try to sell sticks for $5 each in a forest littered with sticks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:17:49 PM
No.534444350
>>534444474
>>534444250
>find nice stick
>sell it
ez
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:17:55 PM
No.534444360
Came up with an option to disable the spray rng, for the autists and the tryhards
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:19:00 PM
No.534444474
>>534446171
>>534444350
A nice stick is a once in a lifetime find.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:23:56 PM
No.534445042
Dumb fucking piece of shit, why didn't you buy and review my game?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:25:53 PM
No.534445263
>>534443560
Oh yeah? Well I have a FUCKING MACHINE GUN ON MY HOUSE!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:34:05 PM
No.534446125
>>534447271
>>534441357
Don't do half implemented updates, you should've held off until you had shops done.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:34:29 PM
No.534446171
>>534444474
You loved digging a hole, you'll love our new viral game, finding the perfect stick! the male fantasy that every man shares.
million dollar idea up for grabs. I'm already a millionaire so i don't need it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:38:52 PM
No.534446683
>>534447271
>>534441357
this
>>534441450
or I drop a negative review
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:41:13 PM
No.534446952
this took way too long
now to add physics
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:41:57 PM
No.534447027
>Had plans to do one thing
>Remembered a reference I could do that is also based
I'm doing the based reference, much better than the original idea.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:44:12 PM
No.534447271
>>534536212
>>534441450
But the gambler's fallacy of Steam Support fixing their shit fast!
>>534446125
The NPC update was split from the village one to not kill myself trying to do it all in one week
>>534446683
Well, if they let this shit run through the weekend I'll at least do that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:50:36 PM
No.534447986
>>534428748
I wager you're confusing the value of personal, exclusive, non-transferable, non-sublicensable licenses to download and play a game with the value of the game itself. Compare it to the brand equity of the McDonald's franchise for the burger.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:52:05 PM
No.534448178
>>534449190
I don't want to make my own game.
I want to be a worker bee.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:52:40 PM
No.534448256
Listen, I NEED Ai voice acting in my game. You just don't understand.
People spend 80 dollars for shitty games like pic-related.
Let's not fool ourselves into thinking the average customer knows what their money is worth.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:00:54 PM
No.534449190
>>534450383
>>534448178
There's lots of people looking for worker bees, the thing is are you any good as a worker bee?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:05:42 PM
No.534449724
>>534450225
>>534449061
that shitty game has a reputation of their fans already knowing what to expect about it.
People pay for it because is not some random shitty shooter game.
It's a karting game with nintendo characters.
And there's not much competition in that niche.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:07:19 PM
No.534449932
>>534438823
Any genre is viable if you add interesting gameplay mechanics to it.
If it's just about moving in a 3d space, jumping, collecting coins and some simple combat mechanics maybe then of course it will drown in the sea of the same games.
That goes for every genre tho.
People make a game that plays like 498324 other games and then are super surprised it didn't get noticed and nobody wants to play it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:07:54 PM
No.534450019
minecraft but the world is made out of peepee and poopoo
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:09:28 PM
No.534450225
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:09:36 PM
No.534450238
I'm hiring idea guys starting at 8 dollars per hour
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:10:50 PM
No.534450383
>>534449190
I'm good as a worker bee. I'm a worker bee 40 hours a week and I don't get paid one cent.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:14:06 PM
No.534450810
>>534429056
a 3d plataformer of a mushroom that eat humans to have different states of mind-powerups to solve level progression
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:58 PM
No.534451289
>>534451908
>agdg hasn't made a game about DBZ working as bricklayers in mexico
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:22:54 PM
No.534451908
>>534451289
I have zero interest in making such a game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:25:53 PM
No.534452258
>>534453335
>>534432704
That was the very first godont tutorial I watched like 5 years ago. I still have no real
game kek.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:55 PM
No.534453335
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:30 PM
No.534455201
>>534455496
>>534449061
>would you like to purchase product or premium ultra deluxe product with complete open world?
>premium ultra deluxe please
>oh no wait, it turns out I would've been happy with just the regular product
don't act like you could make the premium ultra deluxe product
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:45 PM
No.534455347
How do I design sexy girls with chinky eyes?
Slop is actually great. I'm usually fairly cognizant about what I eat, but I was just at the store, walked by the hot dog section, and thought about how I haven't eaten a hot dog in probably over a decade, and so I went "hey why not today?" My lunch consisting of ultraprocessed mystery meat wiener wrapped in high fructose syrup cakestuff that Americans call "bread" topped with more tomato-colored corn syrup did not disappoint. It was actually kind of good.
Just like make slop.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:09 PM
No.534455496
>>534455201
MK World is so bad, for once I am fine with emulation taking a while to catch up with modern hardware.
In fact, I booted up Dolphin just to play Mario Kart Wii, just to remind myself how much better things are right now.
The issue with comfy games, is a basic issue.
Is conflict necesary for a game?
The existance of comfy games is clear evidence violence and conflict aren't necesary.
But the lack of conflict makes them to feel static, which makes them feel like they lack something special that games with violence have.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:45 PM
No.534456360
>>534456703
>>534456021
Successful "comfy" games have ample conflict.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:22 PM
No.534456626
>>534456703
>>534456021
You can make a story driven comfy game, not all conflict needs to be the violent kind.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:02 PM
No.534456703
>>534457381
>>534456360
>>534456626
but conflict isn{t necesary.
Conflict is just a means to get novelty.
Novelty is what is more fundamental than conflict.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:24 PM
No.534456952
>>534458751
Phil Fish here, AMA.
This is (You) from 2030.
Do not make the game. It's not too late to stop yet. You have been warned.
Tried out the free open-source model of ChatGPT and it only requires 16gb of memory. It's decent. Might work on this as a side project.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:40 PM
No.534457104
>>534457213
My game is all about shooting and killing people. I guess that's not comfy or fun enough for modern gaymers or /agdg/ so it failed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:22 PM
No.534457183
>>534456960
I knew my game would cause a revolution. Viva la WW3.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:41 PM
No.534457213
>>534457450
>>534457104
>My game is all about shooting and killing people
I feel like that's already been done to death
What sets your shooting and killing people-like apart from the others?
You're competing with the likes of GTA
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:11 PM
No.534457381
>>534457585
>>534456703
No. Novelty has nothing to do with it. Rather than "conflict" you should think about it as "obstacles". Fundamentally, games are about presenting the player with a goal, obstacles preventing the player from reaching that goal, and the tools that the player can use to overcome those obstacles.
Why can't agdg design games where is more about filling enemy progress bar using a time limit instead of melee attack and HP less than 0?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:55 PM
No.534457450
>>534457213
>You're competing with the likes of GTA
Nobody is competing with GTA, full stop. The release of GTA 6 will be killing and slaughtering games for a solid year after its release.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:02 PM
No.534457468
>>534455487
Take better care of yourself. Okay it's fine once in a while to eat slop it just can't be a daily thing.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:16 PM
No.534457507
>>534457403
You design it nigga
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:58 PM
No.534457585
>>534458289
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:44 PM
No.534457669
>>534457035
Would be nice if there was like a programming/gamdev focused branch you could run locally.
>>534457585
Flipping the HP bar around does not make it a different game. Removing all the hit points from a bar is functionally the exact same game as filling a hit point bar full of damage.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:23 PM
No.534458310
>>534456960
Surely 2030 me wouldn't be so foolish as to leave a highly dubious message without a shibboleth.
even if there were no more reason to strive for money, I would make games.
I am a builder of worlds. If there were no tech to make games, I would make taverns and clubs.
>>534458289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY1RDpLk2KQ
Actually is not much diferent, but it totally changes the emotion it covers.
Filling a bar feels diferent than lowering it.
Filling a bar feels closer to feeding, loving, helping, constructing.
Lowering it feels closer to killing, destroying, removing.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:54 PM
No.534458751
>>534459221
>>534456952
How's the DJing going?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:58 PM
No.534458760
>>534468974
>>534458578
and also cities. I guess building worlds also falls into building civilizations.
Game Dev is the profession of Gods. It is very clear.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:12 PM
No.534458790
>>534458578
based creator
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:23 PM
No.534458818
>>534458289
Okay but... make the health bars... orange and make them circles not bars! Now that's a killer game idea.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.534459221
>>534459518
>>534458751
It's going great! Now stop asking me about that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:45 PM
No.534459390
>>534458740
The "emotion" is a factor for the fantasy embodied by your game, but it has no effect on how fun it is. Your games are not fun.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:54 PM
No.534459409
>>534458740
You are highly autistic and by that I do not mean high functioning.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:01 PM
No.534459518
>>534459221
Did you find love?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:31 PM
No.534459704
>>534459806
Instead of hit points, hug points. Aww isn't that the sweetest thing?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:24 PM
No.534459806
>>534459704
This but rape points.
I made a little sequence. Still needs touching up. Do you like the Pepper's Ghost inspired pizza man and also hazmat man? I'm going to change the animations so they aren't dancing.
I'm going to be using the Pepper's Ghost style for a lot of characters in my game, even though the setup is pretty convoluted right now.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:41 PM
No.534460437
Electrographic entertainment device.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:42 PM
No.534460938
>>534457035
I tried to use some local models, including that one yesterday, when I get stuck doing something but they all shit themselves at writing GDscript.
Best LLM I've used has been Gemini 2.5 pro, really clean code with no fluff and can almost program you a full game start to finish, including in Godot. Probably the best LLM to code atm.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:14 PM
No.534461242
>>534461865
when I started making games, I was using scratch. on scratch, pretty much the best method is to store all of your data in lists, and even better if you can compress in it into strings within the list. this is because blocks take up so much space in your JSON file (with big projects) that it's just more practical to have it in the lists. However, when coding with (unity for me), this logic doesn't really work, and I'm kinda struggling with figuring out which data structures are optimal for reducing load on memory, since that's the biggest priority now. any tips?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:30 PM
No.534461525
huh?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:27 PM
No.534461865
>>534461242
Look into ScriptableObjects.
I mean, bro, why canβt I make the NPCs in my game have a defined storyβprocedural, but still definedβand live a normie life with the main character? And have a calendar where they age, but then, at the end of the centuryβlike, five in-game yearsβthe world resets, and instead of dying, they magically go back to being little girls, to live a new life with the MC?
I have a sudden urge to make a tactics game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:01:00 PM
No.534463523
>>534456960
My game is already done
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:33 PM
No.534463716
>>534463443
Yes. Why canβt you?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:39 PM
No.534463854
>>534463503
Yake your pills and the urge will go away
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:46 PM
No.534463972
>>534457403
Hopefully you'll feel the urge to start up a game engine and actually do something.
>>534463503
Do it lil sis. You won't finish it, but it'll be a valuable experience.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:07:10 PM
No.534464272
>>534464376
>>534464131
stop ban evading
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:08:07 PM
No.534464376
>>534464476
>>534464272
>stop ban evading
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:08:55 PM
No.534464476
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:11:21 PM
No.534464779
>>534469316
>>534463503
Not really a good idea.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:16:40 PM
No.534465414
>>534456960
This is me from now. I don't care if my game destroys the world.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:17:42 PM
No.534465553
>>534427535 (OP)
>using symmetry paint + offset to remove seams from textures
>import into unity
>textures still have obvious visible seams
>delete cropped pixels on the crop tool was disabled for some reason
>have to fix a whole bunch of textures
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FygQ0aMS1Oo
>>534455487
Decades of pizza and diet pepsi worked for John Carmack. He's still alive so far.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:23:31 PM
No.534466232
>>534463443
Why can't you? Because you're a bald, retarded Colombian?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:26:04 PM
No.534466537
>>534466034
NTA,
I'm imagining the 90s right now. And with this, I also imagine seeing 'her' while I am strolled around in the Mall as a 90s baby.
>>534466034
Pizza is probably one of the most healthiest "trash foods" people can think of.
Tomatoes, cheese, meat, vegetables, mushrooms, all good stuff. The only supposed bad thing is the "carbs" from the dough, but that's keto propaganda, carbs and gluten aren't the devil despite what people might say, excess carbs gets you fat sure, but italians have been eating carbs daily for the past thousand years and they're still not fat. Portion size is everything.
And the healthiest part about it is that the whole thing is baked and not deep fried in oil. Overall definitely a B on the health scale.
>>534460304
kino
>Do you like the Pepper's Ghost inspired pizza man and also hazmat man?
I had to replay it several times to see them. Looks fine.
what kind of game are you doing anon?
this hobby's making me NUTS
>>534460304
Wheeeew
>>534467072
Yeah it depends how much cheese and olive oil itβs soaked in, I remember a tale about some ancient /b/ lolcow that was eating pizza on the daily and managed to implement a weight loss plan by putting paper towels on the pizza for a while before eating it, so they would soak up the oil
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:37:07 PM
No.534467837
>>534467169
I just farted
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:38:21 PM
No.534468012
>>534535509
It's my bed time and I've worked for only 2.5 hours today. I feel like I can't wait to do gamedev again but I know when I wake up I'll again be procrastinating until mid-afternoon.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:40:08 PM
No.534468227
>>534467323
hahaha, kek.
thanks anon for a bit of levity in an otherwise difficult hobby.
heh, im still cracking up over here. i just cant stop smiling :)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:40:11 PM
No.534468238
I took the rajio taiso pill
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:41:17 PM
No.534468372
>>534473645
Time for me to blow my whole paycheck on comissions
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:44:02 PM
No.534468715
Compiling godot with double precision for better vectors. Is this gonna shit on my performance
>>534467072
Ham and pepperoni and other preserved/cured meats are inherently unhealthy and carcinogenic.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:46:18 PM
No.534468974
>>534458578
>>534458760
>town building
>city building
>kingdom building
>civilization building
Men of good taste. I want to get isekai'd so I can play civ with real people.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:48:08 PM
No.534469206
>>534469941
>>534468851
>carcinogenic
Yeah if you're smoking the fuckin' gabagool.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:48:59 PM
No.534469316
>>534470428
>>534468851
well, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian.
Consuming corpses should kind of be an obvious red flag in terms of diet.
>>534468851
A couple of slices of salami or prosciutto won't kill ya. I doubt it's worse than eating something fried in re-used oil.
But yeah the meat is why I'm giving it a B instead of A, if you eat a margherita or bufala then you're gucci.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:51:47 PM
No.534469654
>>534469761
>>534469467
>I'm a vegetarian
Red flag for being a s0yb0y, faggot
>>534469654
yet I'm still lean muscular and handsome. Very strange hm?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:53:29 PM
No.534469840
>>534469524
>if you eat a margherita or bufala then you're gucci
It's not even slop at that point.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:53:55 PM
No.534469896
>>534483764
>samefagging again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:54:06 PM
No.534469917
>>534467323
this hobby's making me NUT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:54:19 PM
No.534469941
>>534469206
Every way of preserving meat is carcinogenic. Apparently whatever causes the meat not to spoil/rot also causes cancer, no matter the method.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:55:26 PM
No.534470080
>>534467323
This but unironically.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:55:27 PM
No.534470082
>>534470120
>>534469761
>yet I'm still lean muscular and handsome. Very strange hm?
not strange at all, but I bet you fuck men. muscles don't remove the onions out the b0y.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:55:57 PM
No.534470120
>>534470082
I am not gay , I like Red Haired woman.
>>534469761
>vegetarian
>muscular
Doubt. Plant protein bioavailability is shit.
>>534470231
He likely still eats eggs and dairy products. Most of them do.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:58:25 PM
No.534470428
>>534469316
How did you know?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:00:03 PM
No.534470634
>>534471139
>>534470320
Is it vegans that don't touch anything animal-derived at all? I always get them confused.
>>534470231
nta but it's not hard to find good sources of protein.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:00:57 PM
No.534470748
>>534471139
>>534467453
Most pizza over here isn't that greasy.
>>534467072
>Portion size is everything.
That is true but some people have such unhealthy relationship with carbs that they'd be better off cutting them out of their diet for a couple months if not more just to tone it down. I ate carnivore for a couple months to lose weight and it changed how carbs taste. They're still good but I don't feel like eating as much carbs as I used to.
>>534469524
Meat isn't inherently unhealthy that's all lies. There's probably some truth to heavily processed meats being unhealthy because everything heavily processed seems to be unhealthy.
>>534469467
>vegetarian
Surely you're joking?
>>534470687
Not everyone is living in a euro-topia. God I wish we had those here
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:02:36 PM
No.534470945
>>534470808
>euro-topia
hahahaahahahaah, good one.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:04:07 PM
No.534471110
>>534471518
>>534470808
it's muscle milk, you idiot. go buy some.
>>534470231
>>534470320
>>534470634
yeah, I"m currently vegetarian. So I eat eggs and dairy. But my goal is Vegan. just became vegetarian in Feb after abandoning Christianity.
>>534470748
I'm not heckin' joking. I don't want to eat corpses.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:07 PM
No.534471215
>>534471890
>>534470687
>protein
>posts some onions slop
Meat nigga, heck, eggs even
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:14 PM
No.534471227
>>534471315
>>534471139
Are you yellow cube anon?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:16 PM
No.534471230
>>534471518
>>534470808
Bro that's just milk with 2 scoops of whey in it.
It's not difficult to make.
In fact, a lot of those protein products are that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:34 PM
No.534471267
>>534471486
>>534471139
Must be trolling.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:06:01 PM
No.534471315
>>534471227
Yes. I am currently refactoring the synchronization system in my Vulkan engine.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:06:16 PM
No.534471351
>>534471890
>>534470687
these tend to have tons of sugar in them
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:06:39 PM
No.534471393
>>534467453
>Wheeeew
is that a good wheeew or a bad wheeew?
:(
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:06:46 PM
No.534471408
Proper nutrition is important anons, you need brain foods to help you develop your game
>>534471139
>But my goal is Vegan. just became vegetarian in Feb after abandoning Christianity.
KEK.
>>534471267
Maybe but vegans do like always telling people that they're vegan. They love being the most insufferable people in the room at all times. Just like this guy.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:51 PM
No.534471518
>>534471876
>>534471110
>>534471230
Yeah but those also taste nicer than muscle milk or protein powder. Some even have a nice texture to them like a smoothy.
Also some places have high protein ready made meals in the cold isle. Cheaper than fast food, better than frozen, is nice.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:08:00 PM
No.534471541
>>534456021
>>534457403
>>534458740
>>534438116
Fuck off cris
you're so retarded holy shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:08:35 PM
No.534471594
I ate Christ's flesh and drank Christ's blood
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:08:55 PM
No.534471635
>>534471486
Surely he's just good at playing the role of an insufferable vegan. He can't really be one, right? Nobody here's that stupid, I hope.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:09:17 PM
No.534471681
>>534471816
I would like to apologize for derailing the thread with my slop analogy.
>>534471139
>vegetarian
>I eat eggs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:10:42 PM
No.534471816
>>534471681
proceed through the door
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:03 PM
No.534471858
>>534471689
Wait till you learn what a pescatarian is.
>wait you think killing animals is wrong but fish is okay??!?!?
>>534471518
I don't like that ready made stuff because it always has a shit ton of sodium in it.
As for the texture, maybe try cultured milk instead? Maybe even kefir.
I love dairy.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:13 PM
No.534471878
Honestly, I think humanity has only made like... 7% of the possible games that could be made.
The true and terrifying truth, on the however, is that it's made 95% of the games that the average person is sapient enough to understand.
That's the scary thing.
That.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:20 PM
No.534471890
>>534471215
Milk/whey. humans are not that fussy, we'll extract amino acids from a lot of foods. Not grass though.
>>534471351
These have 310kcal because artificial sweetener. You can also get protein powder and water.
>>534471486
Are you yellow cube enginedev anon?
Why did you abandon Christ? He did not abandon you.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:12:13 PM
No.534472001
>>534472465
>>534471689
vegetarians do eat animal products, they just don't eat meat you fucking dunce
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:12:26 PM
No.534472017
>>534472180
>>534471689
Why are Bocchi faggots so irrelevant and gay? What does this post even mean?
Do you think vegetarians don't eat eggs? I don't live with any of these restrictions and even I know that vegetarians don't eat meat while vegans don't use animal products like eggs or milk.
Fuck you, you stupid faggot.
Every time a Bocchi avatar chimes in its to talk about something they know nothing about, like developing amateur games. What a fucking loser you are that you aren't welcome anywhere, even here.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:26 PM
No.534472124
>>534471895
Yeah, I thought for sure if he just prayed hard enough, magically skydaddy would eventually manifest his game for him. What went so wrong?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:52 PM
No.534472175
>>534471876
>Maybe even kefir.
try ayran, it's pretty tasty
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:54 PM
No.534472180
>>534472017
He probably doesn't even know that there's eggs in cookies. I don't think he even leaves his room, desu.
Uhh they are making fun of us
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:15:59 PM
No.534472451
>>534472280
rightfully so, i only come here like twice a month and every single time you're an issuferable faggot
unironically kill yourself
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:07 PM
No.534472465
>>534472001
>animal products
I guess babies are technically animal products.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:48 PM
No.534472539
>>534472280
who
tell me
WHO
... are you protecting them?
tell me. WHO. SAID. THAT!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:17:26 PM
No.534472635
>>534471876
>Maybe even kefir
Good tip, I recalling loving that stuff, never thought to mix it with protein powder for some reason. I have a hard time eating a lot, so super protein rich meals or drinks are v. helpful.
I didn't think to check the sodium, but damn I wish we had something like that here. I'd kill for a Lidl.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:17:43 PM
No.534472657
>>534472715
>>534472280
I wish you would kill yourself
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:19:14 PM
No.534472854
>>534472715
I wish you would die too, you're a net negative. Complete waste of dino nuggies on your ilk.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:19:43 PM
No.534472910
>>534473224
>>534471139
>I don't want to eat corpses.
>eats eggs
>>534472910
eggs are period. There is no chick in the egg.
An animal can lay an egg without dying.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:23:03 PM
No.534473316
>>534472715
because you're one of the reasons this thread sucks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:24:02 PM
No.534473434
>>534473708
>>534471895
Yes, I am.
I believe the world religions are there to keep God asleep. And I have awoken after throwing off the drowsiness of the Demiurge's ruse against me.
>>534473224
>eggs are period.
retard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:24:58 PM
No.534473541
anyone here using Unity on linux? is it still completely broken like a few years ago or is it somewhat usable?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:51 PM
No.534473645
>>534474860
>>534468372
Just give it to some e-girl, all you're going to get is prompts anyways.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:26:21 PM
No.534473708
>>534473434
enginedevving really is a mental illness
no wonder you still don't have a playable prototype after years
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:30:27 PM
No.534474235
>>534473505
He's right though??
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:31:52 PM
No.534474403
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:32:37 PM
No.534474495
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:32:57 PM
No.534474535
watching eric schizo's mental health deteriorate in real time has been pretty cathartic
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:33:32 PM
No.534474597
>enginedevs are vegans
lmao
Reposting this, gonna keep adding little scenes to help with characterisation until the game feels better
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:50 PM
No.534474860
>>534473645
>all you're going to get is prompts anyways.
for a 3d model? bruh
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:52 PM
No.534474862
>>534473224
Yeah but there other issues, depends where you get your eggs. Big egg industry slaughters male chicks they breed in mass, only keeping the egg-laying females. Also, some do shady stuff with hormones to force them to lay more often. If you can find and afford, farmer's market is the way to go. Even if they kill their male chicks, it's for their meat once they've fully grown.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:37:30 PM
No.534475081
>>534475210
>>534474828
Pretty nice. I kinda want to strangle you for that dialog though.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:38:32 PM
No.534475210
>>534475081
Just as planned.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:43:30 PM
No.534475854
>>534478593
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:30 PM
No.534476197
>>534478593
>>534474828
heh, made me laugh
good job anon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:51:10 PM
No.534476786
My only regret is not stealing more.
And earlier.
>>534474828
your catgirl looks like a troon lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:57:17 PM
No.534477546
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:00:55 PM
No.534478029
>>534478848
how would you code an npc system like dwarve fortress?
>>534467169
yeah they cut out pretty quick, I need to add them in sooner or hold off on the spiral
It's an exploration game, a lot of inspiration from LSD Dream Emulator and also games like Jazzpunk and Sludge Life
I'm also adding stuff like vid rel, and also mini games I haven't shown off yet too. It's cus my next game is a yakuza-like and I want to get side content and mini games figured out before I start that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:39 PM
No.534478593
>>534480834
>>534475854
I will never leave
>>534476197
thanks, chief
>>534477056
You'll have to play it and find out
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:50 PM
No.534478608
>>534480936
>>534478154
your game is ass nigga
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:38 PM
No.534478848
>>534478029
what I'm doing is making the entire simulation headless , and the renderer 'reveals' the invisible.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:09:05 PM
No.534479034
the jews don't want me to succeed
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:09:10 PM
No.534479046
>>534427891
Dejavu reading this post. How many posts itt are posted by real human beans?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:12:55 PM
No.534479516
>>534480439
>>534480936
>>534478154
make road brighter
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:14:35 PM
No.534479731
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:16:38 PM
No.534479981
>>534480180
>>534480696
>>534479691
Is this godot?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:18:14 PM
No.534480180
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:18:38 PM
No.534480229
>>534480641
>>534479691
Is this a life sim
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:26 PM
No.534480439
>>534479516
>make road brighter
Unironically the best format to critique anything.
I am not sorry for making, in part, bocchi a part of /agdg/ culture.
>>>/wsg/5943522
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:21:58 PM
No.534480626
>>534480446
obliterate your mortal body from this plane of reality
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:08 PM
No.534480641
>>534480229
I haven't decided on a game I'm just learning the design for now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:35 PM
No.534480696
>>534481194
>>534479691
I guess I need a character like that instead of one like this
>>534479981 if I want to go for the low effort gun just rotates, fuck animating different poses route
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:49 PM
No.534480834
>>534481394
>>534478593
>You'll have to play it and find out
no thanks, I don't play troon games.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:43 PM
No.534480936
>>534479516
yeah that's on my to-do. road is black right now cus it's an all black material to cover up inconsistencies with the generated mesh. some shitty splines generator I made 2 years ago and never finished :(
>>534478608
thanks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:09 PM
No.534481105
>>534480446
thank you bocch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:58 PM
No.534481194
>>534486395
>>534480696
I think having it centred is better so the bullets will follow the mouse closer
I'm sorry. I'll really do it today I promise.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:28:40 PM
No.534481392
>>534481346
You're killing yourself? Finally.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:28:42 PM
No.534481394
>>534480834
the answer might be no (it is no, I just can't draw)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:33:42 PM
No.534482038
>>534428045
is that you axion?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:37:42 PM
No.534482497
>>534481346
Do a backflip on your way down.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:28 PM
No.534482934
>>534483367
Why are you so evil
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:41 PM
No.534483306
>>534483786
>>534481346
believe in yourself
dont compare to others
do your best
put effort daily
walk towards your dream, do not rush
take time, and appreciate :)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:19 PM
No.534483367
>>534483465
>>534482934
Why is this fag still here?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:14 PM
No.534483465
>>534483625
>>534483367
to make you seethe
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:58 PM
No.534483625
>>534483829
>>534483465
You're worthless. End yourself. Do you even have a fucking game, you subhuman?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:10 PM
No.534483764
>>534469896
giwtwm and my devpal...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:22 PM
No.534483786
>>534483306
He's not gonna kill himself anyways. He just wants attention. UNFORTUNATELY.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:45 PM
No.534483829
>>534483942
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:46 PM
No.534483942
>>534484072
>>534483829
No game? Get the fuck out and never post here again, you piece of shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:00 PM
No.534483979
>>534480446
Hmm, while it doesn't belong here, it also makes people who don't belong here either upset so I'll allow it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:45 PM
No.534484072
>>534484467
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:59 PM
No.534484467
>>534484818
>>534484072
uuuuh, sure! I'll use my magic powers to make your fingers twist 180Β° everytime you try to post anything in this general.
You retard.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:57 PM
No.534484583
>>534440412
imagine I'm the fatcat landlord replying to you
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:05 PM
No.534484818
>>534486489
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:21 PM
No.534485050
>>534486310
Plrase stop fighting...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:12 PM
No.534485283
>>534486310
i can finally sit without peeing myself
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:44 PM
No.534485352
I mean chuddies, what if each century in my game is simbolized by a change of the tileset textures, and each texture be basically 200 year periods?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:16 PM
No.534485636
>>534488323
Started working on different weapon variations. This is the Siphon, which adds 1 to your hull health after every other attack.
Weapons are always attached to the wing system, so when you get a new weapon, the wing design always changes to support that new weapon. I think I'll just do Hull & weapon visual variations since if I make graphical changes for every single piece of equipment you can get, it would be hundreds.
I want to work more on the UI for better readability for stuff like when you lose Hull health or gain speed or whatever, but I have to tell myself to stop working on UI stuff until I have damn near everything else done.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:05 PM
No.534486091
>>534438823
a game where you play as a shrimple mushroom enemy in an RPG just trying to go about his life but adventurers are trying to farm you for EXP
also optionally you're like the one punch mushrooms in DS so you can obliterate them easily
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:01 PM
No.534486310
>>534486628
>>534485050
>>534485283
Stop spamming you subhuman and leave the general. Never post here again!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:48 PM
No.534486395
>>534481194
damn this is the game I wanna make but I'm too much of a goDONT to figure out how to do it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:33 PM
No.534486489
>>534484818
See, dipshit? I can call you out, you tranny pedo faggot.
You're terminally online, go make your nest in another shithole.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:13:43 PM
No.534486628
>>534487137
>>534486310
Stop replying to his tranny ass. He loves your seething attention just fucking stop. Ignore him for all our sakes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:17:48 PM
No.534487137
>>534486628
No. Insult that fucker until he leaves.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:20:38 PM
No.534487463
>>534487643
>>534493834
I warned payment processors not to mess with me. They would not listen. Consider this my gift to the NSFW videogame community.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:22:01 PM
No.534487643
>>534488140
>>534487463
Trump did this, you delusional faggot
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:17 PM
No.534488140
>>534488326
>>534487643
>Trump just woke up one day randomly caring about NSFW videogames
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are we?
who wants to make Bocchifield with me
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:58 PM
No.534488237
you require GTX 650 to play my N64 looking game.
bros is this fine?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:27:47 PM
No.534488323
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:27:48 PM
No.534488326
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:28:16 PM
No.534488375
>>534432874
AI hysteria tranny
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:10 PM
No.534488490
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:32:41 PM
No.534488882
>>534490075
>>534496175
>>534488190
How about Bocchi souls?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:49 PM
No.534489140
>>534489248
/agdg/... Will you play my game?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:47 PM
No.534489248
>>534489140
no, i will hugcrab you by saying it's an amazing and cool looking game thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:57 PM
No.534489282
>>534498167
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:36:30 PM
No.534489320
>>534489538
how am I supposed to make the successor to SS13, without it being open source?
It's a clear violation isn't it?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:36 PM
No.534489538
>>534489620
>>534489320
Don't use their source code... are you stupid?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:24 PM
No.534489620
>>534489538
I mean, if my successor game is not open source, then it'd violate the tradition of SS13.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:51 PM
No.534489880
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:43:28 PM
No.534490075
>>534496175
>>534488190
>>534488882
I hope you make a game and give the schizo your address and then he murder-suicide you so we won't have to read your GARBAGE bot posts ever again.
i like cock, what is the best game engine for someone like me?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:32 PM
No.534491316
>>534490894
Make your own in Rust
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:41 PM
No.534491332
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:55:48 PM
No.534491472
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:56:51 PM
No.534491583
>>534490894
the engine doesn't matter, simply by virtue of wanting to make a game you are in the right place. video games are for homosexuals and women.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:56:52 PM
No.534491584
>>534491874
>>534490894
GZDoom and anyone that says otherwise is wrong
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:59:22 PM
No.534491874
>>534492059
>>534491584
Why GZDoom of all things?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:59:27 PM
No.534491885
im not dead
also progress, randomized sandwiches/burgers
you can cook the meat and put it together based on each costumer request
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:04 AM
No.534492059
>>534492243
>>534491874
All the devs have transflags on X the everything app
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:55 AM
No.534492242
Has there any JRPG that feels like FFIV-V-VI which is just the town section and talking to npcs and seeing how they are real characters with a real personality and seeing how they become old and get kids and those also get old and have kids?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:56 AM
No.534492243
>>534494401
>>534495859
>>534492059
When can I use X the everything app for dating?
Aah man I'm still so fucking pissed. This year's GMTK jam was an absolute disaster for me.
I don't have friends so I used the GMTK Discord server to try to find some randos to work with. I got together a group with me as artist and 2 others as coders, but I had to kick one of them out because he literally hadn't done anything by day 2 and was complaining the entirety of the first day because we didn't vote for his ideas. So I lost pretty much the entire second day because this guy, WHO SAID he was doing level design, hadn't done a single fucking thing for 2 days and I had already done the character designs, writing script, etc the first day.
So I have to cover for level design too which is fine except that the other coder is writing super buggy code that barely works and I have to write half the scripts too and then fix the other half that he wrote. But it's still not a disaster because at least I was able to get the first level looking halfway decent (picrel). Except when I was asleep before the last day this fucking dipshit(12h timezone difference) "fixes" the level art by grabbing some random shitty assets from itch.io and absolutely spamming them everywhere along with duplicating and spamming the existing assets, instead of actually working on the game and doing level design and fixing bugs, which I then had to do when I woke up with 4h left, instead of doing the rest of the level art like I wanted to do.
Like it might have been fine if I could just do the level design, art, and half the coding. But I couldn't just have that, I had to have one asshole that shot me in the foot by lying to us, and then the other idiot just shits all over my art while I have my back turned and leaves me to actually finish the game.
There were so many other problems but I can barely even begin. I've had good jam teams before I don't know how I got so unlucky this time.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:03 AM
No.534493534
>>534493072
And here's the one "level" he contributed. Takes all of 20 seconds to complete, if your eyes don't commit suicide before then.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:15 AM
No.534493642
>>534493842
>waaaa everyone is a retard except me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:52 AM
No.534493697
>>534493072
Oh and also because I had to cover for coding and level design I didn't have time to implement the dialogue system like I wanted to so the entire story I wrote just got completely scrapped.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:15 AM
No.534493834
>>534487463
the erogamedev discords have been talking about it nonstop for the past month
glad to see stuff is finally happening
>nothing ever happens
proven wrong
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:21 AM
No.534493842
>>534493642
i'm glad you agree with me, retard
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:31 AM
No.534493863
i give up, i don't even want to make a game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:20:25 AM
No.534494037
i just wanted a little bit of fucking respect
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:22:40 AM
No.534494261
kaffirbros get in here
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:24:18 AM
No.534494401
>>534492243
A lot of relationships start with mutuals dming each others but to be honest these days hobbyist communities are less active
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:27:37 AM
No.534494720
>>534493072
>i signed up for a group dick sucking competition where you don't get paid and my partners weren't good at sucking dick so i had to do all the sucking
Game jam fags should off themselves.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:30:43 AM
No.534495020
>>534495071
99.9% of humans are too weak and useless to make your dream game and care enough to put effort into your idea for free.
Gotta master all gamedev skills, chuds.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:13 AM
No.534495071
>>534495020
very true cristobal
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:33:06 AM
No.534495248
i will never enter a gamejam
i will never take a selfie with my id(humiliation ritual)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:33:54 AM
No.534495317
>>534493072
>I loved college group projects let's do it for fun as a hobby!
why?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:35:29 AM
No.534495510
>Spend the entire day scrolling and playing vidya
Time to drink copious amounts of coffee and stay awake so I can can work on my game.
s-seize the day bros.
>>534492243
Here, anon. Your new wife. I'll take $100k tyvm.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:47 AM
No.534496070
>>534496837
>>534488190
Sorry but Bocchi is a copyright character. Unless you have the means to procure the intellectual property rights to Bocchi I cannot work with you on such a game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:01 AM
No.534496175
>>534497630
>>534488882
I'm making a bocchi souls
>>534490075
you can't kill a movement. I don't post progress with bocchi posts so that's going to be hard.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:13 AM
No.534496196
>>534497630
>>534499540
how do i get good at character design
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:31 AM
No.534496346
>>534495859
If only finding a cute wife on X was as easy as that image implies.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:48:22 AM
No.534496837
>>534497630
>>534496070
I do.
But how about anime girl battlefield with legally distinct bocchi
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:54:49 AM
No.534497478
>>534497871
>>534495859
>onlyfans jewess cannot find a good husband to raise a kid and has to beg
what did she expect? being a e-whore for 15 years and then magically finding a husband? she said that she just froze her eggs, modern society is beyond rotten
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:56:20 AM
No.534497630
>>534496175
>>534496196
>>534496837
your attempt at shitting up this place is pathetic, you will lose
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:58:41 AM
No.534497871
>>534497478
women are devaluing themselves into the dirt. it's pretty amusing ngl.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:01:42 AM
No.534498167
>>534489282
>the boss' room still has a no-hit spot
>first part of the game is harder than the second one
>shotgun available without even acquiring it
>special attack < shotgun
>controls' scene is bugged
>after closing it and opening it again it crashes at the controls' scene
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:02:53 AM
No.534498280
agdg should look at their own city historical places rather than muh nippon ichi anime tokyo Bullshido.
This is 2 hours from my home.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:09:53 AM
No.534499019
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:12:14 AM
No.534499257
>>534480446
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:23 AM
No.534499540
>>534496196
Please don't use my wife for shitposting, thanks.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:31:39 AM
No.534501070
>>534501650
Hey lil bro I'll put you up to some game, a game with the same concept of Gantz.
You wake in the white room and get drafted by the Ledger, timed βauditsβ in procedural malls, stations, tower blocks packed with sleepers, watchers, and decoys. Small-squad roguelike: modular kits (sensor veil, grapnel, blade, lure drone), civilians complicate shots, and every noise ticks a citywide alert level. Die and you leave an Echo, map quirks or bounties that haunt the next run. Between raids, the bare-bones shop tempts with weapon licenses, fake IDs, or spicy black-ops augments that attract rare predators. Cash points to revive, gear up, or buy βAmnestyβ and trigger a final, brutal audit, unless you take a betrayal contract and bail early.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:33:38 AM
No.534501274
Hey lads,
I got 20 levels of the puzzle mode done, working ui, bugs fixed, etc. Now back to working on the story mode.
Keep at it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:41 AM
No.534501547
Just one more...
>>534501498
This looks like a 60 dollar game. Incredible work anon
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:58 AM
No.534501571
>>534495859
>just find me a billionaire superman who is good enough for me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:37:44 AM
No.534501650
>>534502034
>>534501070
Cool that you'd post proof that ideas are worthless because even if you try to explain what seems good in your head, to someone else it just sounds retarded amd/or confusing
Basically Tarkov but with some bullshit theme/setting that you're going to have to explain to everyone.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:37:52 AM
No.534501659
>>534501565
more like a 5-10 dollar game, but thank you kek
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:10 AM
No.534501963
>>534502182
>>534501498
This is a game for people who can rotate an apple in their mind AND know what it would be like if they didn't have breakfast this morning.
>>534501650
Anon hold my hand.
It's not even much of an idea, it's basically just a copy paste job of something that exists. I find it strange that you immediately think it's worthless when in my mind it's so obviously a genius concept that would rake millions.
Yet you think ideas are worthless, if you really deem that to be true, how about you post your best idea, if it's worthless you shouldn't be worried about anyone taking it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:43:39 AM
No.534502182
>>534501963
this anon gets it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:30 AM
No.534502259
>>534502501
>>534501498
Congratulations on your uncharacteristically good work ethic given your background
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:45:48 AM
No.534502376
>>534502531
a game based on my favorite anime
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:47:03 AM
No.534502501
>>534502259
kek, thanks I guess. Let's keep at it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:47:24 AM
No.534502531
>>534502376
anime in question "New Game!"
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:47:52 AM
No.534502583
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:48:23 AM
No.534502637
>>534502756
>>534501498
sorry, i won't b playing your game, that brown girl is way too old
>>534502637
i'll have to add a uuuoohh character eventually
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:50:21 AM
No.534502821
>>534502756
Don't fall to the dark side.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:51:38 AM
No.534502953
>>534501565
anon its a dice puzzle game with some clean UI and nice animations but 60?
what kind of 60 dollar games are you buying
>>534501498
The last thing I would ever want is to find myself in a "make the gayest fucking game imaginable" competition and find out you're my opponent
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:54:02 AM
No.534503201
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:54:15 AM
No.534503230
Oh. Another pedo game. Ew
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:54:57 AM
No.534503293
>>534503071
I am pretty sure he's just using a generic template and he put an anime girl in there.
Just got to make variations for shattered meshes then i should be good to go.
Holy based, clone fags on suicide watch.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:56:20 AM
No.534503437
>>534503071
lmao, i kek'd hard ngl
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:05 AM
No.534503720
>>534503406
wow, this looks nice, good work anon
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:02:08 AM
No.534504003
>>534503410
Players won't and clones in other games and engines have been around since forever
>>534502034
Fine have a good idea that I never intend to make.
A porn game where you play as a mechanic, plumber, repair technician, or some other self-employed blue collar worker. You do jobs for clients which involve an engaging and fun minigame that represents your trade, but your clients are all hot women who keep trying to pay for your services with sex rather than with money.
You have to balance the financial realities of your business against your coomer drive to see the sex scenes. The only way to unlock more extravagant sex scenarios and scenes is for your business to do well financially.
I like this concept because I hate gooners and coom games and I think creating a game where the incentives are in tension like this is at least interesting.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:08:29 AM
No.534504651
>>534505598
>>534504247
Fair, as the most normal person in this thread, I would always ignore all coomer games but I'll just assume you have data that they do well or something. I don't get it, I mean I do play VR coomer games but that's different.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:10:16 AM
No.534504793
>>534505598
>>534504247
>porn game BUT it's minigame gooner slop with horrid jew pornslop plotlines
wow you're truly petah mollynew
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:10:38 AM
No.534504832
>>534505598
>>534504247
this is actually a really good idea.
The girls should get progressively hotter as your business does well.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:12:10 AM
No.534505002
Anyone know how hard it is to make custom nintendo switch 2 games? Specifically the "ability" to "legitimately"? Do you still need to apply and get approved and buy a separate paid dev kit?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:17:45 AM
No.534505598
>>534504651
I never intend to make that game, why would I have "data" that it would "do well"?
>>534504793
Based anti-gooner anon
>>534504832
Never speak to me again, degenerate.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:20:01 AM
No.534505813
Stardew Valley but you are Frankenstein.
shartdew tranney is 100 reviews skinnerbox without the nepotism btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:23:10 AM
No.534506119
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:24:01 AM
No.534506180
>>534505887
your ass is a skinnerbox
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:25:26 AM
No.534506306
>>534505887
what? sorry I don't speak schizo
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:26:52 AM
No.534506406
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:36:19 AM
No.534507063
>11 buildings left
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:41:32 AM
No.534507460
While trying to come up with ideas for my neet simulator game I made the mistake of reading rebuild welcome to the nhk and now I'm too depressed to work and want to quit gamedev entirely.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:43:13 AM
No.534507579
>>534514131
>>534501498
The colors of the dice just scream AUTISM.
I would really change that if I were you (but I'm not you and don't have a finished game).
>>534503406
how are you gonna avoid the floating wall pieces?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:58:52 AM
No.534508753
>>534510062
>>534508363
I don't know. I might just leave it cause its kind of fun this way. But there's probably a way with a bunch of line traces in cardinal directions
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:59:21 AM
No.534508780
>>534503406
TF2 + DK Bananza
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:07:06 AM
No.534509270
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:18:45 AM
No.534510062
>>534508753
I don't know all the methods for destruction but I would section off larger parts of the wall that can be destroyed and spawn the broken pieces and probably only make it so explosive weapons can break it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:33:00 AM
No.534511368
>>534511429
If cloning an existing game is as easy you claim it is why don't you do it?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:33:41 AM
No.534511429
>>534511553
>>534511368
who is bro talking to
>>534503410
How the fuck are roblox devs so fast at cloning? Faster than the Chinese and indie devs. Is gen alpha that smart? Why can't agdg pump out games this quick?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:35:05 AM
No.534511553
>>534511429
i think he wants us to seethe but I'm happy for the stardew guy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:37:04 AM
No.534511752
>>534512008
>a game
>where you climb
Is this seriously the state of modern gaming?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:39:58 AM
No.534512008
>>534511752
>no game
Is this seriously the state of agdg?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:42:08 AM
No.534512182
Should I make a videogame version of Julio Cortazar tale about a guy that vomits little bunnies?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:04:37 AM
No.534514131
>>534507579
yeah it is pretty autistic ngl
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:07:57 AM
No.534514395
I'm starting to feel like I've made my level way to big.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:25:29 AM
No.534515758
>>534516313
>>534514749
What makes you say that?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:27:40 AM
No.534515953
>>534456960
>(you) still exist in 2030
it's so over
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:31:05 AM
No.534516240
>>534517447
>>534502034
because setting doesnt sell games, the gameplay does
marathon has a compelling setting. but it just feels bad to play for 100 little reasons. not in the art, but in the gameplay
>but muh IP theft
yeah that shit came out as it was on the way down. thats why it was killed so completely and totally
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:31:44 AM
No.534516313
>>534517805
>>534515758
I dunno, it just feels too big...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:42:45 AM
No.534517164
can I just say it?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:43:55 AM
No.534517252
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Don't think it...
Don't say it...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:44:37 AM
No.534517320
>>534518074
>>534514749
I feel the same way about my level, but running across it only takes about 10 seconds.
I think it looks too big because there's a lot of empty space.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:46:26 AM
No.534517447
>>534517589
>>534516240
a hook can sell games thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:48:26 AM
No.534517589
>>534517447
a gameplay hook
every setting hook you can think of has been done to death
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:50:56 AM
No.534517805
>>534516313
>something I long to hear a woman say
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:54:38 AM
No.534518074
>>534517320
A level where you can't run across without hitting a wall or obstacle every three seconds.
when you imagine a game so sovlful you almost burst into tears...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:02:55 AM
No.534518749
>>534518642
literally me every day
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.534518932
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:11:04 AM
No.534519457
>>534519528
i just woke up and worked on the game for 30min btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:11:46 AM
No.534519528
>>534521029
>>534519457
Have you tried selfdevmaxxing before promptmaxxing
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:15:10 AM
No.534519831
I highly encourage idea brainlets to learn how to lucid dream. I dream about playing games all the time and they are all bangers.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:15:18 AM
No.534519846
>>534519995
I've been trying to come up with a little NES styled rpg
But now I'm not sure if I want it to be more like earthbound/dragon quest battles and menus and all that or more like zelda 1/akrista's ring..... is mixing both formulas even an option? how hard would that be?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:17:18 AM
No.534519995
>>534524991
>>534519846
>how hard would that be?
Harder than you can possibly imagine. JLMG, nodev.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:28:15 AM
No.534521029
>>534521096
>>534519528
im too brainfogged to dev anymore, weekend limits for claude are ridiculous, i can usually dev for 4 hours during the week before hitting the limits
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:29:13 AM
No.534521096
>>534523984
>>534521029
in short, you're stupid and don't know how to develop on your own.
Working on an engine for a low poly game, so I'm not expecting super fancy graphics so I'm using OpenGL
Should I switch to Vulcan?
>>534522579
No
How do you guys stay sane?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:56:01 AM
No.534523342
>>534523485
>>534522579
What is the game though?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:57:20 AM
No.534523442
>>534526114
>>534523313
They were never sane to begin with.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:57:49 AM
No.534523485
>>534523342
TPS shooter
I'm a solo dev so I'm planning on keeping the style simple because I'll go insane modelling high poly assets
>>534523313
Guess I'll stay with OpenGL for now
>>534521096
no but i started gamedev as an artist, i dont really care about programming and also gamedev made me go insane after 2 flops
now im making what the market wants (gambleslop)
>>534523984
>now im making what the market wants (gambleslop)
you're gonna fail again, joining a flooded market isn't smart. you might as well make a rogue like.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:06:00 AM
No.534524182
>>534524546
>>534523984
WTF? Artsissies, I thought artmaxxing was enough to sell video games. What went wrong?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:08:59 AM
No.534524476
>>534511503
>How the fuck are roblox devs so fast at cloning?
You can pay underage people on roblox a few dollars (in robux) every day through group payouts and they will gladly help develop your game. And Roblox Studio lets multiple people edit a game at the same time, no setup required.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:09:46 AM
No.534524546
>>534524182
>artmaxxing
maybe he didn't maxx yet. takes time to learn
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:10:14 AM
No.534524584
>>534524075
Wait you mean I can't get rich buying high and selling low?!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:14:35 AM
No.534524991
>>534526114
>>534519995
But I am (trying) :(
I'm atually new to this.
So far he only bumps into things and walks in the directions he is supposed to with no diagonals! I'll do more tomorrow!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:15:23 AM
No.534525063
>>534524075
i spent 8 years making rpgmaker flops, the saturated gambleslop market is a massive step up for me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:20:35 AM
No.534525536
>>534526348
>Scroll through thousands of games
>don't want to play a single one
When did video games become so lame? Game devs nowadays are slacking.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:54 AM
No.534526114
>>534532407
>>534524991
>I'm actually new to this.
Ok then, before you continue, make pong.
>>534523313
>>534523442
>skill issue
seethe
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:29:39 AM
No.534526348
>>534526428
>>534525536
maybe it's you who became lame?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:30:36 AM
No.534526428
>>534526348
You got a good point.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:34:10 AM
No.534526759
>>534511503
Most of the infrastructure is already there, it's just like modding a game.
>>534523313
i've been collecting bocchi images for a while now (to train AI on) and i've been noticing something. there's a lot of memes that just don't make sense. i actually don't believe that knowing the context having seen the anime would make them make sense. They're just completely lolrandom. they're just inserting goto into random scenarios, often straight up replacing the original character with goto and not modifying the joke whatsoever
im starting to think that bocchi is some kinda meaningless brainrot, and that goto has no personality or identifiable traits that would facilitate creation of humorous content. It's almost like they WANT to reference bocchi, but there's NOTHING to reference, so the end result is just "look it's an image of goto and she's uhhh basically not doing anything at all"
compare that to a popular character with a personality, like Harry from Disco Elysium and other characters. Every meme is entirely founded upon the premise and tone of the game. It's a game about a cop schizo, so there's cop things and schizo things. The memes will parody the relationships that the protagonist has with Kim, and other characters. They will parody the way the voices in his head talk to each other. They will reflect the tone and unique writing of the game. They will mimic the artstyle. Does Bocchi have an artstyle? no it doesn't. bocchi is not a "popular media has memes made about it". It's a weird obsession.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:40:23 AM
No.534527242
>>534526874
you alright unc? sheeeesh deteriorating brain with age goes fast huh
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:41:35 AM
No.534527345
>>534526874
don't forget he's an alky.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:41:50 AM
No.534527361
huh?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:43:00 AM
No.534527465
>>534526874
holy midwit
art is lost on people like you
>uhm i can't figure out what the artist was conveying so it's just hecking random!
>a blank canvas is so stupid! how can it even be art?!
bocchi's main characteristics is being an utter social dumbass
she would wait at the door forever because that's her job to deliver that pizza
your pov is a dumb ass that overslept or some shit so bocchi despite observing an apparent incident in the door across stuck around because she feels like she has to without realizing the rules are bendable and if a customer isn't coming in fifteen minutes they ain't getting their food and they'll be charged anyways for wasting bocchi's time
>>534526874
bocchiposters (aka nodevs) don't even watch their own show. You can tell because they never make any references to it or discuss it in any capacity.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:45:01 AM
No.534527629
>a blank canvas is so stupid! how can it even be art?!
this but unironically
itβs real bocchi hours i see
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:45:30 AM
No.534527670
>>534527594
I SAID I WILL MAYBE WATCH IT JEEZ
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:49:31 AM
No.534527985
Bocchi?
I haven't heard that name in years...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:51:46 AM
No.534528148
if the world was destroyed by a meteor would this make you happy or sad
this is the only girl that matters and you faggots are posting pink retards. kill yourselves or develop your game
A game about the impeding doom of the Earth being hit by a planet destroying meteor and you coming to terms with whether or not you choose to feel happy or sad in your last moments.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:35 AM
No.534528520
>>534528323
>>534528420
my game actually is about the Apocalypse.
But it isn't a meteor. It is a kiss.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:37 AM
No.534528528
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:01:10 AM
No.534528876
>>534526874
first time dealing with a reddit forced "meme"?
is this your first month online
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:01:34 AM
No.534528914
>>534528323
sad if it was today. happy if it's in a year or 2.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:10:14 AM
No.534529582
>>534530479
>>534528417
hey I was gonna start my asuka arc soon don't spoil it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:11:40 AM
No.534529712
>>534528417
one tranny with no life is spamming a pink tranime girl dont blame us
I spent all day today slacking and playing vidya.
I call it research.
I definitely learned alot from playing games in my same genre.
I also learned that alot of them suck and my game is the saviour.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:13:16 AM
No.534529842
>>534530117
>>534529815
Post your game?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:14:31 AM
No.534529953
>>534530117
>>534529815
>I also learned that alot of them suck and my game is the saviour.
You have to be humble in order to be a yesdev.
>>534529842
>
>>534529953
You're right. What I mean is that it isn't what I specifically want to see in a game. They don't suck, they're actually okay, just not what I deem to be the "best" in my eyes.
>>534530117
what is "best"
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:18:17 AM
No.534530294
>>534533987
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:18:59 AM
No.534530343
remember guys, self-erasure is just how they get us to avoid grabbing the star wand and granting wishes to ourselves.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:19:14 AM
No.534530363
>>534530153
It's what I want. It's also little specifics in the graphics and animations and things like that, not even really related to the game's core design.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:20:51 AM
No.534530479
>>534526874
>often straight up replacing the original character with goto and not modifying the joke whatsoever
>>534526874
> the artist was conveying
He believes that making memes makes him an artist.
>>534527594
that's what I noticed too
>>534528417
>>534529582
Ah, I see you're men of culture as well.
Why am i so scared of actually starting? like it feels my brain is forcing me to not leave tutorial hell.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:24:13 AM
No.534530726
it's hard to be a good person
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:25:16 AM
No.534530810
be hard to a good person
>>534530725
Because it's not fun to start, but it is kind of fun after starting.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:26:55 AM
No.534530929
>>534530117
The next step is moving away from "best" to "what I prefer"
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:28:36 AM
No.534531048
>>534431889
I agree with everything in this post
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:31:14 AM
No.534531243
>>534431889
so what kind of game do you make
>>534530725
It's called to be a nodev, your brain is used to only copy-paste stuff, and this gives you a false sense of what truly devving really is.
Watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewHVHPGS_LU
>>534530903
>Because it's not fun to start
wrong
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:35:43 AM
No.534531614
>>534532865
>>534530725
Self-defense mechanism. You understand that failure is the only possibly outcome.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:38:54 AM
No.534531843
>>534532865
>>534530725
Good instincts. Don't do game dev. It'll suck your soul.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:40:01 AM
No.534531923
>>534535808
>>534531330
just something unrelated, I really admire how much of a polymath you are. sure you have never made a real game but I still like how whenever any topic is brought up in these threads, you somehow have already studied it, learned and thought about it, formed opinions on it, it's inspirational. I hope you make a game someday.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:46:34 AM
No.534532407
>>534526114
I made a simple mario clone does that count?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:52:32 AM
No.534532798
>>534531330
and here its left nodev monkies forever throwing away their shit or having stopped altogether and seething at the right yesdev monkies whenever they post progress
>>534530903
>>534531330
i think it's because i really hate art, i can get away with assets for the enviornment but i can't escape sculpting, texturing characters and monsters, and i need to fully do at least the mc and 1 monster before starting
>>534531614
the opposite actually, i think it's guaranteed for me to succeed if i actually released something mainly for 2 reasons
1 i'm pretty self aware, seeing the hundreds of games releasing every day and they all look and play like shit and devs crying about how they're failing when i wouldn't even touch their games even if i get paid, if i couldn't produce something i'm actually willing to play then i will never release anything
2 if i worked on a game for a year and released it for like $10 and sold 500 copies it would be a huge financial success for me
>>534531843
>It'll suck your soul.
it depends i don't think i'm the type of person that will work on a single game for years, i think a year for a game would be fun
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:58:53 AM
No.534533215
>>534532865
>if i worked on a game for a year and released it
You won't. You will waste several more years procrastinating.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:04:06 AM
No.534533579
>>534533878
Can God just give me an anime girl from heaven who loves me and solves my whole life for me, I'm a good guy I don't smoke or do drugs. And we would make games together
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:04:43 AM
No.534533621
>>534532865
>it depends i don't think i'm the type of person that will work on a single game for years, i think a year for a game would be fun
If you've never made a game, you don't know what a year even entails.
>>534533579
>I don't smoke or do drugs
That doesn't make you good. That makes you not bad. You need positive traits. A woman prefers a druggie with good looks and a charming personality over a non-druggie ugly, socially awkward NEET always.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:09:29 AM
No.534533951
>>534528417
in the words of gordon ramsay, finally some good fucking food.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:10:11 AM
No.534533987
>>534530294
Underrated post.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:10:22 AM
No.534534000
>>534534138
fygoon was right, sadly
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:12:34 AM
No.534534138
>>534534445
>>534534000
we should gofundme a hitman so that nigger can finally croak
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:15:13 AM
No.534534314
>>534535732
>>534533878
What's your fucking point moron? The woman has bad taste. You gonna make a bad game just cause a woman with shit taste told you to? Fucking dipshit. Go repent.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:15:34 AM
No.534534335
>>534533878
Who said anything about r*al w*men?
>>534534138
we should do that for you vile trannoid freak, and then gofundme so fygoon can go to college
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:18:01 AM
No.534534504
>>534534445
clown college? i think he's a valedictorian already
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:18:45 AM
No.534534565
>>534534862
>>534534445
nah, fagoon definitely deserves the bullet more than any trannyfaggot ITT.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:22:45 AM
No.534534845
>>534535619
>>534427891
PSA: If you're rich this rule doesn't matter
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:23:02 AM
No.534534862
>>534535042
>>534534565
fuck no, even when he was spamming i saw his posts like 2 times a day top being EU, meanwhile the bochi troon pedo is spamming all day
he should leave this place tough, it does permanent damage to developing brains
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:25:24 AM
No.534535042
>>534536757
>>534534862
nah, the results are in and /agdg/ voted for the hitman to target fagoon
make your own gofundme if you want to get rid of bocchi
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:29:34 AM
No.534535348
>>534536239
>>534435619
Have you tried making a fun game? :^)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:31:45 AM
No.534535509
>>534468012
It turns out I will NOT be procrastinating. I'm starting work right now, which is pretty early for me.
Almost none of us are gonna make it, but it won't be for lack of effort.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:33:16 AM
No.534535619
>>534538318
>>534534845
Ask Notch if he thinks so.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:34:55 AM
No.534535732
>>534534314
>t. seething incel loser
Kek. Like pottery.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:35:51 AM
No.534535808
>>534539346
>>534531923
>you somehow have already studied it, learned and thought about it
those are my branches kek
>>534532865
>and i need to fully do at least the mc and 1 monster before starting
you can always do temporal models
https://youtu.be/dSwgEYAJUko&t=96
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:36:03 AM
No.534535823
>>534438718
this looks like an application that you would use in an online school course bro, this actually looks so incredibly shitty its kinda mind boggling that you put the effort in to make this
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:41:43 AM
No.534536212
>>534447271
>to not kill myself
please do it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:42:06 AM
No.534536239
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:48:37 AM
No.534536640
>>534478154
>It's an exploration game
into the garbage bin it goes
got a retroid and finding out that i can make my own games for this thing makes it the coolest fucking device I've ever owned.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:50:09 AM
No.534536735
thanks to claude code i am now an enginedev except i will actually release a game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:50:28 AM
No.534536757
>>534535042
You would have to kill all of /agdg/ because there's a little bocchi inside each and every one of us.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:51:39 AM
No.534536839
>>534537124
>>534460304
>>534478154
i love games within games!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:51:40 AM
No.534536840
>>534536997
>>534536715
that's not a steamdeck, wtf.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:53:38 AM
No.534536979
>>534536715
>retroid
I'm gong to start using this as a slur
>>534536840
steamdeck doesn't fit in my pocket :(
also can't think of any modern AAA games i'd want to play away from my pc. Retro and arcade-style games are perfect for road trips or waiting for a bus
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:54:15 AM
No.534537037
>>534537125
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:55:20 AM
No.534537124
>>534536839
Then why do you hate women?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:55:21 AM
No.534537125
>>534537037
just export game for android with controller inputs
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:58:45 AM
No.534537353
>>534537756
>>534536997
doesn't fit in your pocket? you don't wear the steamdeck fannypack?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:59:11 AM
No.534537383
>>534537780
>>534536997
>no car and playing handhels
damn i forget you niggas are young, you and fygoon should leave this place for your own sake im telling you lil bro
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:00:57 AM
No.534537513
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:04:40 AM
No.534537756
>>534538117
>>534537353
I hate normies for making fanny packs "unfashionable" but allowing these stolen phone pouches to be acceptable
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:04:57 AM
No.534537780
>>534537930
>>534505887
>shartdew tranney
KEK
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:07:03 AM
No.534537930
>>534538017
>>534537780
nigga i made a son, fuck games
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:08:30 AM
No.534538017
>>534537930
weird flex but ok. did you forget where you are, gramps?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:09:58 AM
No.534538114
>>534538428
>>534537818
EPIC WIN!!
XDDD
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:10:03 AM
No.534538117
>>534538249
>>534537756
its the name. should have been dubbed 'paunch pouch' or something cool like that
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:11:20 AM
No.534538196
>>534537818
Erm, don't make fun of my idol or his game, this is triggering to me...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:11:49 AM
No.534538220
Try to be less pathetic uncs
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:12:25 AM
No.534538249
>>534539853
>>534538117
That's somehow worse, like calling it a gutsack
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:13:22 AM
No.534538318
>>534538843
>>534535619
Notch is undoubtedly drowning in more autism pussy than you've ever seen in all your little tik tok videos, son
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:15:27 AM
No.534538428
>>534538114
You're one manly ass girl, bro
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:21:53 AM
No.534538843
>>534539058
>>534538318
It's a matter of public record that he is not. I don't have an e-celeb folder so I can't show you proof but no, notch sits in his mansion playing with lego and his tiny dick, not slaying 22 year old pussy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:24:20 AM
No.534539010
>>534539969
The dopamine factory works!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:25:06 AM
No.534539058
>>534544014
>>534538843
>It's a matter of public record that he is not
Damn, I didn't know that the billionaire creator of the most successful video game ever created's sex life is public record. Hope you end up finding it in your search
>>534535808
jonathan "the witness" blow is literally me... i'm literally him. I'm also a puzzlesexual.
I wanted to upload a bocchi but found this in the folder instead... I don't know how it got there.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:30:33 AM
No.534539389
>>534539907
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:36:10 AM
No.534539769
>>534540186
>>534539346
youre attempt at shitting up this thread is a complete failure, now with AI its even more useless kek (im claude coding as we speak)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:37:27 AM
No.534539853
>>534538249
>gutsack
even better
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:38:05 AM
No.534539907
>>534540198
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:38:57 AM
No.534539969
>>534539010
nice, space doritos, my favorite.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:41:58 AM
No.534540186
>>534539769
They're called "fun light-hearted posts"
also your game is ngmi if you care about the code this little
oh wait ai jeets never end up making anything anyway
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:42:08 AM
No.534540198
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:49:57 AM
No.534540693
>>534539346
>I'm also a puzzlesexual.
Why are there so many lowlives in this general
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:59:16 AM
No.534541206
huh?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:01:01 AM
No.534541306
>>534541062
on 4chan? no idea. it's weird isn't it?
https://youtu.be/_ovKufW7cPI?t=1780
Gamedevs being retarded and NGMI exihibit #654654151651651541654165165156, this reminds me of giving feedback to flopdevs like azurdev and the 'cord troons and just getting ignored and then watch them flop unsurprisingly.
>>534542030
That's the faggiest fruitiest gayest walk cycle I've ever seen
The MC better be a girl
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:19:28 AM
No.534542350
>>534542183
Pretty sure it's a twink
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:30:24 AM
No.534543024
Remember that even if you make a good video game that is guaranteed to sell a lot you will not be able to sell it without incurring into a bureaucratic nightmare.
The internal revenue agency of your country will put you in jail for tax evasion and all your money will be gone, you will become a convicted criminal, sure you might say: "well, i'll just pay taxes" but that's not how it works at all. You can't pay taxes, you will commit tax evasion and go to jail for it because you can't pay taxes but you have to.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:39:08 AM
No.534543568
>>534543405
That's why you wire the money into offshore accounts and then tell them the money you receive from that offshore account are "personal donations from my secret lover distant relative"
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:42:28 AM
No.534543756
>>534544339
Has any /agdg/ dev ever actually used AI voice acting in his game? How did /agdg/ react to that?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:46:36 AM
No.534544014
>>534543405
I've been paying taxes on my gamedev income for years. It's not that hard.
>>534539058
NTA but archive to the rescue. Here you go
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:50:34 AM
No.534544258
>>534543405
that's why you flee the country, like VA-11 Hall-A devs. Imagine how fucked they would be if they remained in Venezuela.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:52:23 AM
No.534544339
>>534546532
>>534543756
trainwiz
I thought it was fine
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:56:30 AM
No.534544569
>>534542030
she's right tho her whole game looks like comfykino
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:00:54 AM
No.534544816
>>534545079
>>534542183
holy kek those are exactly my thoughts when I watched it, not even a singular agdg female troontagonist had something like that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:05:12 AM
No.534545079
>>534545242
>>534553623
>>534544816
It's cute
You just don't get it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:07:11 AM
No.534545217
I really wish I could write sometimes
>my game will never have characters on the same tier as Kain and Raziel
ngmi
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:07:29 AM
No.534545242
>>534545079
Yeah it is, I agree
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:09:15 AM
No.534545339
>>534551374
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:15:14 AM
No.534545662
>>534546078
Trying to make a house in Godot and getting fatigued from manually manipulating all the colliders. Is there a less-retarded way of doing this? Everything I can find is suggesting either GridMaps, or TrenchBroom + a separate thing to convert it to Godot nodes. Both of these seem like I'm going to discover a couple hours in that they have some fatal flaw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:22:00 AM
No.534546078
>>534546545
>>534545662
Select the visual meshes and click on picrel.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:24:03 AM
No.534546210
It all passed in the blink of an eye... here's another one.
A game about how good things used to be.
remember to tell your wife's boyfriend's grandchildren that you were there when President Donald J. Trump of the United States of America saved gaming from payment processor tyranny
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:27:02 AM
No.534546389
>>534431307
Mighty No. 9 did that to my computer.
I booted it up and started the game, shot the first enemy and the game froze. My video card was damaged and my hard drive got corrupted.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:28:20 AM
No.534546482
>>534546547
>>534549597
>>534546371
they did that in first place with project 2025, youre the retarded delusional furry trannoid coomdev try to find success before seeking attention here (imagine being a coomdev and not making the big bux KRAKAPOW)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:29:10 AM
No.534546532
>>534544339
>trainwiz
I see why this general shits on him so much, damn, /agdg/ hates AI voice THAT much huh?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:29:27 AM
No.534546545
>>534547049
>>534546078
This is actually fantastic to know, but my question just becomes: how are you manipulating your prototype meshes? Manually? Or are you doing your meshes in e.g. Blender to begin with?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:29:28 AM
No.534546547
>>534546660
>>534546482
look at this anon engage in mental gymnastics with his pathetic little ssri infused monkey brain
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:31:10 AM
No.534546660
>>534546852
>>534549597
>>534546547
shut the fuck gay tranny failure, make a good game instead of seeking attention
if i was a coomdev id be a billionaire, youre selling your subhuman soul for peanuts
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:34:13 AM
No.534546852
>>534546660
Make up your mind. Is his soul worthless or not?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:37:08 AM
No.534547049
>>534547624
>>534546545
Yeah. I just use the Shift-F flyaround mode to get to where I want and move stuff into place. The Godot editor has all the snapping options you would need. They're on the top bar if you haven't found them yet.
As for the other options, GridMaps are shit, but TrenchBroom -> func_godot works well. CSGs are good enough for a lot of projects. You can also try Cyclops which is basically TrenchBroom inside Godot.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:38:52 AM
No.534547167
>>534546371
based
now get congress to write it into law or we'll be back to square one in 3 to 4000 years
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:41:07 AM
No.534547305
>>534546371
Of course he would do it, he is a big consumer of loligames himself. Pedos everywhere can rest assured that the orange pedophile himself looks after them.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:44:42 AM
No.534547527
>>534547919
>this is why saving video games is bad and why banks acting as de facto legislatures is good
Friendly reminder that Mastercard's guidelines include depictions of "involuntary mutilation" which means every violent video game on Steam.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:46:16 AM
No.534547624
>>534547049
I've been using snapping but I still find stuff going off the grid. I think it's because I'm duplicating and rotating things which can leave them at messy positions. Should probably just prefer resizing...
And I'll give TrenchBroom + func_godot a shot then. I'm a big Quake fan so I'll probably end up liking it. Thanks, man.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:50:43 AM
No.534547919
>>534548050
>>534547527
Does exploding into a bunch of meat chunks (gibbing) count as "involuntary mutilation"?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:52:15 AM
No.534548017
>>534549082
what the fuck happened
why is this thread so slow
the thread usually never lives this long
there's been only one progress post in the past five hours
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:52:39 AM
No.534548050
>>534547919
That's the funny thing, it doesn't matter because if Steam thinks it might they'll just ban you anyways!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:58:42 AM
No.534548439
>>534548634
>gamedev tourist
>make a million dollars without trying
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:18 PM
No.534548634
>>534548717
>>534548439
Give me the source on the IQ despair panel. I need to know what the game world is like and use it for myself.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:18 PM
No.534548717
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:03:49 PM
No.534548819
>>534549020
Did anyone try to make a racing game with ue?
I don't think I've ever seen a ricing game made in ue is it bad?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:39 PM
No.534549020
>>534548819
There's Japanese Drift Master, so it's possible, but I don't know how realistic option that is for anyone itt.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:31 PM
No.534549082
>>534550490
>>534548017
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/264090554/
The thread is EXACTLY as long as it was 6 years ago.
You are a shitposting tourist used to fast-paced high traffic from shitty boards like /pol/ or gacha threads I bet.
(Threads nowadays do have less progress compared to the past though.)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:11 PM
No.534549132
>>534541062
Highlives have better things to do.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:15 PM
No.534549597
I haven't played a video game in 2 weeks, only working on my own games, I feel like I've made it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:26:07 PM
No.534550383
>>534550237
>genalpha thinking 2 weeks is any longer than 2 seconds
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:26:41 PM
No.534550424
>>534550237
feels good man
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:27:55 PM
No.534550490
>>534550757
>>534549082
>(Threads nowadays do have less progress compared to the past though.)
What's the point in posting progress when we can get (You)s arguing about AI for the whole thread, or whether market success is deserved. There's just so many better ways to get (You)s these days.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:30:20 PM
No.534550653
>>534550237
>never play videogames, only make them
>completely lose sense of what a good game looks like
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:53 PM
No.534550757
>>534550972
>>534550490
Hot take: Success is never deserved. Just enjoy if you make it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:58 PM
No.534550759
>>534551195
>>534546371
Did anyone actually read the full text?
Banks are still allowed to deny businesses by arguing "reputation-risk" on a non-political basis.
The part that concerns reputation risk in the EO exclusively refers to the conduct of federal banking regulators.
Adult industries are universally and uncontroversially recognized as high-risk industries, due to high chargeback rates and inherent reputation risk regardless of political affiliation.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:35:03 PM
No.534550972
>>534552485
>>534550757
>t. seething failure
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:38:19 PM
No.534551195
>>534552323
>>534552375
>>534550759
They have to argue it on an individual basis and provide evidence. They won't do that because they can't. They also have to remove vague terminology from their terms so no more weaseling like they're currently trying to do.
Basically, they can't just ban shit on a whim anymore and it's not going to be worth pushing some deranged exec's personal politics publicly as that really will constitute a brand risk at that point.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:55 PM
No.534551374
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:41:34 PM
No.534551425
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:19 PM
No.534551481
>>534550237
Same except 10 years.
I hope my game comes across as outsider art, or "a game that time-traveled" since I'm so disconnected from modern conventions.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:52:14 PM
No.534552135
>>534552385
I put my lovefu in the credits despite not being related to the game.
The game's been out for 7 months and anyone who clicked the Credits saw her.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:55:22 PM
No.534552323
>>534551195
>They have to argue it on an individual basis and provide evidence.
That's the preamble, the practical implications of the EO start in section 4.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:56:17 PM
No.534552375
>>534552614
>>534551195
nice headcanon schizo babble meanwhile in the real world porn is getting walled behind a humiliation ritual selfie id
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:56:24 PM
No.534552385
>>534552135
Name names, pussy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:57:56 PM
No.534552485
>>534550972
Where was I seething?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:59:54 PM
No.534552614
>>534552785
>>534552375
Good. Gooners deserve to suffer.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:02:35 PM
No.534552785
>>534552891
>>534552614
true, but its funny to see the furry attention seeker bootlick those who hate xim
imagine trying to pass project 2025 as a big win for gay furry pornographers, completely deranged but also really funny
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:04:26 PM
No.534552891
>>534555260
>>534552785
>furries voting for Face eating Leopard -party
Poetic
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:14:15 PM
No.534553518
Ban porn.
Ban gooning.
Ban bocchiposting.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:51 PM
No.534553623
>>534545079
Nah itβs gay which is bad also youβre fat and ugly irl
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:16:06 PM
No.534553640
ban banning
no more violent video games
farming simulators only
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:33 PM
No.534553758
Bangoooooooooooo
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:19:32 PM
No.534553881
>>534553707
Tolkien would unironically shoot up that studio if he were alive.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:26:45 PM
No.534554316
>>534542030
I like how that room looks though?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:37:04 PM
No.534554998
>>534555168
vr chat but you don't even pretend to moderate it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:39:14 PM
No.534555168
>>534555280
>>534554998
I need to release a successful game so I can afford VR equipment before considering making VR games.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:40:23 PM
No.534555254
>>534555368
>>534553707
this game is violently against God
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:40:25 PM
No.534555260
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:40:37 PM
No.534555280
>>534555321
>>534555168
>he thinks real life is an infinite upgrade game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:18 PM
No.534555321
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:41:57 PM
No.534555368
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:44:48 PM
No.534555567
bocchiposter sim just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6z_DPWUIPo
look at this infuriating shit, fromsoftware makes a flop (king's field) then they make a normaltroon hit (shart souls) now their entire catalogue suddenly becomes "good" retroactively
this is to the tranny that says JuSt MaKe A gOoD gAmE, there you go trannoid freak
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:58:12 PM
No.534556518
>>534556867
Anyone want my fucking game? I'm sick of this shit, I want my game out of my fucking life.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:58:38 PM
No.534556548
>>534555991
>bri'ish accent innit
and immediately closed why do people willingly torture themselves listening to that
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:14 PM
No.534556583
>>534556879
Success breeds jealousy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:30 PM
No.534556607
>>534562561
>>534555991
king's field was always a popular niche franchise, the problem is that now you have retards pretending they were always part of the niche that enjoyed such games
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:02:54 PM
No.534556867
>>534556518
What is your Game?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:03:04 PM
No.534556879
>>534557923
>>534556583
Only if you're jealous person. I'm happy for every success story despite being a loser myself.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:13:02 PM
No.534557552
>>534555991
There's literally nothing wrong with things becoming good retroactively. Culture evolves.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:18:50 PM
No.534557923
>>534558065
>>534556879
blud replying to bots
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:21:00 PM
No.534558065
>>534557923
You're absolutely correct!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:29:43 PM
No.534558712
>>534559030
the one factor that determines if a game will sell or not is if a streamer (90 IQ) can understand it in 5 minutes or not
and this is gabe's design
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:34:23 PM
No.534559030
>>534559753
>>534558712
they will understand it if they read my tutorial. it's only 25 seconds of reading.
I'm doomed
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:29 PM
No.534559753
>>534563431
>>534559030
if it takes longer to read than a warioware minigame prompt, it's too long
Sorry man, steam needs to promote the scrappy indie game known as "The Witcher 3" to the 2 people who haven't heard of it, so you'll have to rely on retarded youtubers and events that only let you in if you have 3 publishers.
>>534560036
They do, actually. Any random person that Steam shows The Witcher 3 for $7.99 at -80% off to is much more likely to make that purchase than whatever random indie game you would rather Steam show in that same slot. Given the choice of making more money or making less money, the Steam algorithm is going to chose to make more money.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:05:23 PM
No.534561425
>>534561523
>>534560036
>>534560806
BUT STEAM SHOULD PROMOTE *MY* GAME!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:06:36 PM
No.534561523
>>534561425
This. Just because you paid valve 100 dollars (+30% tip) to use their store for it's one purpose doesn't mean they actually have to do it. Now fuck off, I have another 8 steaks to gobble down.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:08:31 PM
No.534561660
>>534563358
>Steam should deliberately choose to make less money because otherwise some incel losers' feelings will be hurt
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:11:00 PM
No.534561831
>>534560806
Don't even bother explaining marketplaces to these tards
>Ebay should promote socks to everyone over vhs players because socks sell more than vhs players
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:21:13 PM
No.534562560
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:21:14 PM
No.534562561
>>534556607
I've never heard of ppl liking kings field b4. Never even heard another person mention that name b4
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:28:27 PM
No.534563129
Finished 45 textures in under 24 hours. Still need ice and snow textures.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:30:39 PM
No.534563291
>>534565982
>>534562302
If you want a VHS player, you can type "VHS player" into the search bar. The front page is for items with broad appeal that literally anyone would be willing to buy if it appears to be a good enough deal, such as socks on sale.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:31:31 PM
No.534563358
>>534561660
this. steam should take 70% of your money because it's not like you have any other choice.
what, you'll start your own site? yeah right
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:32:32 PM
No.534563431
>>534559753
it's a card game, I gotta explain a few things...
>>534560806
steam should know my purchase history and that my chances of buying The Witcher is 0% and my chances of buying an indie game of my personal interests is very high
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:33:11 PM
No.534563474
>>534563432
Wrong. You WILL buy schedule 1, okay?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:36:57 PM
No.534563771
>>534569694
>>534563432
Scroll down to "Recommended base on the games you play". Steam's widgets tell you exactly why they're showing you a specific game. No other platform does that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:43:34 PM
No.534564330
Gabe does NOT owe you impressions even though you paid for them. It's actually okay if valve treats their store like an expensive version of dropbox.
>Recommends schedule1 because I played Rust and Payday2
lol thanks gaben
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:45:50 PM
No.534564531
>>534564428
you VILL buy it
Damn I was looking for a DayZ like and Peak really scratches that itch bruh
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:52:18 PM
No.534565032
>>534564682
>>534564428
Gabe personally picked out these ones to be one of the 400 that are allowed to sell every year on steam, so you BETTER buy them.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:52:35 PM
No.534565048
>>534564428
57% of players who have played Schedule I have also played Payday 2.
>>534564682
58% of players who have played PEAK has played Garry's Mod.
Steam has way more data than you. You'd be surprised about what kind of games share playerbases.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:54:45 PM
No.534565224
>>534566056
stop making your autistic trash and make a game people actually want to play
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:55:42 PM
No.534565283
actually friendslop is popular it's not because valve promotes them over everything because you have to buy 4 copies :%)
now BUY REPO AND ABIOTIC FACTOR, okay
So your game doesn't contain any anime girls?
*removes from wishlist and cart*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:02:31 PM
No.534565783
>Actually 52% of people that own VHS players also own socks so socks are relevant to you and its okay if your recommendations are all socks :3
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:02:34 PM
No.534565786
>steam shouldn't be making 4x more money they just shouldn't be okay??
>they should make 4x less money by catering to friendless incel losers with no job and no money to buy video games
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:04:17 PM
No.534565908
>>534565659
I'm not a japanese, therefore I can't make anime
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:05:11 PM
No.534565982
>>534566150
>>534563291
When I go to the page product of a retro, horror indie game with only 500 reviews, steam does not show me in recommended other retro horror games with 500 reviews, but rather the top 10 most popular horror games which are completely different from what I was looking at.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:03 PM
No.534566043
>>534566307
Gaben NEEDS his tenth yacht, okay?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:14 PM
No.534566056
>>534565224
No! I'm making an episodic, character driven, JRPG made in rpgmaker that's very slow and heavily emphasizes world building :^)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:28 PM
No.534566073
i see youre in the produce section, that means you REALLY like milk, after all half the people who buy lettuce also buy milk, milk's great isnt it, dont you wanna buy more milk? whats lettuce, what you really need is milk
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:07:31 PM
No.534566150
>>534568063
>>534565982
You will buy Mouthwashing and you will buy MiSide.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:09:40 PM
No.534566307
>>534569694
>>534566043
>Gaben SHOULD give up his tenth yacht so that my Garbage collector -simulator gets its 5 seconds in the front page!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:10:49 PM
No.534566397
>>534566649
played L4D once, like 90% of steam? you REALLY like horror coop games like abiotic factor, phasmaphobia, REPO and lethal company, therefore you only need to see those games on your feed from now on
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:14:16 PM
No.534566649
>>534566397
Everyone sees those, even if you've never played L4D. You will buy them.
so why can't I just make a small vertical slice of the big game and release that while building the big game?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:17:43 PM
No.534566964
>>534565659
Yes, (You)! The player!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:17:43 PM
No.534566968
WALK IN THE RAIN
IN THE RAIN
IN THE RAIN
I WALK IN THE RAIN
IN THE RAIN
WIDE AWAKE
FOR SOME REASON, I THINK OF HOME
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:18:31 PM
No.534567041
>>534566874
The Day Before -dev? That you?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:08 PM
No.534567097
>>534568479
>>534566874
Depending on the game, by the time you can finish building a real vertical slice, you're usually over halfway through the development process. Just like make game, nodev.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:18 PM
No.534567117
>>534567251
I hope I can make cowboy beebop tier music for my game with AI. Hiring musicians to make something like that is going to be insanely expensive.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:20:38 PM
No.534567251
>>534567117
Musicians are dirt cheap. If you can't afford them, you should be looking for a job instead of wasting your time chasing gamedev.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:28:58 PM
No.534567952
this art style keeps beckoning me.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:30:08 PM
No.534568063
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:35:46 PM
No.534568479
>>534568810
>>534567097
Depends if you're making a trailer or a playable demo. You can make and imply all kind of features in a trailer format without having a clue how they'd work in an actual game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:39:45 PM
No.534568810
>>534568479
That's not a vertical slice. "Vertical slice" has a very specific meaning. It is a fully playable chunk of your game with ALL of the final systems and final art in place, usually a single level or zone.
https://gameworldobserver.com/2023/11/22/game-production-stages-prototype-alpha-beta-ship-tim-cain
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:42:00 PM
No.534568984
I spent 2 hours writing an automated script that saved me 1 hour of work.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:43:10 PM
No.534569080
>>534569430
>>534565150
>baby's first statistical model
are they retarded or what?
>Payday 2 was years ago, people have evolved since then
>this doesn't include how many people have played Payday 2 but have no intention to play Schedule I, which could be 99% for all we know
>this doesn't tell you how much they played it. they could've got it at 90% off then barely touched it
>this uses only a single point of reference, when ideally you need multiple different sources to reach a conclusion
you can say "well clearly steam is doing this and you just don't know how the algorithm works" but clearly it's making bad recommendations
>>534569080
If you can write a better recommendation algorithm, Gabe would happily hire you. Go apply for a job at Steam. There's quite literally billions of dollars on the line here.
gogem.pro
8/9/2025, 4:49:42 PM
No.534569694
>>534570595
>>534563771
>>534565150
>>534566307
>>534569430
[$0.02 has been deposited to your account.]
>>534569430
yeah but he won't pay me billions of dollars, will he?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:52:25 PM
No.534569923
>>534570374
>>534569821
No, but you could get millions if you're good enough.
gogem.pro
8/9/2025, 4:52:55 PM
No.534569975
>>534569821
it's not even true. they're happy with their algorithms because they were all written by these guys.
gogem.pro
8/9/2025, 4:57:26 PM
No.534570374
>>534570595
>>534569923
[$0.02 has been deposited to your account.]
You have reached your 24-hour limit on paid posts, Kaaliya.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:59:46 PM
No.534570595
>>534570374
>>534569694
Is this a bot or something? Extremely disingenuous posts either way.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:08:29 PM
No.534571439