Thread 534437042

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>533828373

Whoever printed this is a god

>Threads now last 5 days
Odds Episode 4a releases before /calg/ #500?

>>534430726
The idea of a pair of siblings realizing in their mid 20s that they should date is ridiculous, a budding romance at that age is immersion breaking. I suppose you could have a story where they've already been together for the past 5+ years though.

>>534437785
We don't need to see them realize they're in love in their 20's (but enough about The Coffin of Andy and Leyley). I just want to see a preexisting incest couple that has gone through the decades already.

>>534438287
Write it yourself.

>>534438287
All I Need or whatever it was called on Literotica had some middle aged sibling couple in Greece

>>534438590
How often did this happen to him?

>>534438590
What's he holding over the sink?

>>534438287
>but enough about The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
They were at most 1 year away from Andrew moving in with Julia.

>>534438287
>I just want to see a preexisting incest couple that has gone through the decades already
Read Anne of Green Gables lol

>>534437437
Maybe after #1500

>>534445657
>Andrew moving in with Julia
Ashley would’ve had the biggest crash out in recorded history

>>534449745
She wouldn't have. The whole point of the massage parlor job was to prove to him and Renee that she doesn't need them to succeed. She would've done it, made some okay money being a slag and potentially moved out before Andrew finished college.

>>534451217
I doubt the massage thing would pay enough to move out on her own

Why is Ashleys's sprite so sad? I get the feeling that her her expression is generally either neutral or even smiling while goofing off.
Andrew would be the anxious asshole here anyway.

>>534452930
>Why is Ashleys's sprite so sad?
She has negative self esteem. Good times with Andrew is pretty much the only time she has a reason to smile. When he's not around or mad at her, she's alone in a world which keeps saying it hates her

>>534452347
Where the fuck do you live? A minimum wage job + tips should be more than enough to live on your own.

>>534454558
Do you live in Nairobi mate?

I saw my sister's armpit stubble and got excited

>>534457825
I like to sneak glimpses at my sisters feet

>>534437042 (OP)
>Mmm, I LOOOOVE corpses! But I can't eat them, because then I'll get FAT! But their SOOOOO GOOD!
I like chubby Ashley and won't stop until everyone agrees with me

>>534460970
Why would you stop when people agree with you?

>>534461148
I love fatty Ashley but there's a serve lack of it, especially here and in fanart.

>>534460970
Ashley is basically a female less intimating Cartman anyway I can see her fat

>>534460970
I don't like fat girls, but just a bit of chub is nice.

>>534462765
Dekai imouto...

>>534461148
>posting the version before the buff

Ashley's bullies calling her fat...

>>534464516
It seems like everyone is hip to Ashley's most prominent feature, well... second most prominent feature. She is so :3

>>534464713
Bullies? We are her biggest fans Some should draw an embarrassed Ashley looking at her pudgy body as anons cheer at her

>>534464713
>you know remember the Bitch Brigade blocking the vending machine
Fatley is REAL!

>>534467469
Can some autimso edit more screenshots to have Fatshley

Wouldn't Ashley's bullies call her a scrawny bitch instead and make fun of her being very thin

Anyone have that one meme, drawn in the style of a newspaper cartoon, of Renee leaving the home with money in her hand planning to buy dildos or something, while Andrew is asking for healthy food and Ashley is thinking of a burger?
I need it for...reasons. Thank you

I want to kiss you on the mouth
Take my tongue and lead it southbound
Baby, put some faith in me
Put your waist in my face
Come on, violate me
I want you to violate me
https://youtu.be/38LM3W-e3Xw?feature=shared

>>534469407
We aren't bullies, we just want with her 50 extra pounds

Don't you check the work outside
I can make you feel alright
It's alright to come inside
It's alright to feel alive
Lick my lips and smack my ass
Slow it down, don't go too fast
It's alright to come inside
It's alright to feel alive
https://youtu.be/F2orYTdFzOs?feature=shared

>>534470548
Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm not concerned to be left behind
'Cause I'm all wound up and short on time

>>534470985
Oh, I wanna get down with you
And I don't care who came with who
I'm tryin' to find love, you don't have to call
'Cause I'm all wound up, and I like to ball

>>534438590
God bless ESL for not knowing "buns" is slang for something better.

>>534454558
>A minimum wage job + tips should be more than enough to live on your own
PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>my sister asked if she could take a photo of my face + ID to sign up for an app
What the fuck?!

>>534485874
She'll do it anyway, this was just her way of giving you the opportunity to do something nice for her.

>>534485874
britbong detected

>>534486117
Helping your underage sister get on Tinder is not doing something nice for her.

>>534486409
Mid teens is old enough for that site.

>>534486676
It's a hussy app, it's not appropriate for any age

Does anyone here have dyed black hair?

>>534485874
What was it?

>>534503781
God bikinis are so hot.

>>534437042 (OP)
That art is crazy good

>>534504296
I like it, but Andrew's positioning and general demeanor kind of clash with the piece. Ashley's arms are open as if waiting to embrace someone and her expression is completely placid, but Andrew his embracing her pregnant belly with a dumb look on his face. I think it would work better if he was being held and his eyes were closed instead.

On the topic of fanart with Christian aesthetics, surprised no one tried a KH-style Dive to the Heart stained glass art piece, except with Andrew or Ashley.

>>534460970
>>534461148
>>534461437
>>534461747
>>534462765
>>534463204
>>534463268
>>534464071
What's the female equivalent of liking a bit of chub? It wouldn't be liking chubby guys since that's extremely uncommon, whereas it's pretty popular for a guy to like his girls a little bit bigger.

>>534513114
>It wouldn't be liking chubby guys since that's extremely uncommon
Women like dad bods

>>534513114
I'd say the "dad bod" thing is that. Not just in the literal sense that they have more bodyfat, but also as an example of the female gaze. It also requires a decent bit of muscle mass, not just fat (so as to make their bodily form more shapely than digusting), and so the resulting target male is a 20-25% bodyfat weight lifter.

>>534513114
>whereas it's pretty popular for a guy to like his girls a little bit bigger.
Popular where? Planet fatass?

>Ashley: Make fun of my baby dick
>Julia: Says it's okay. She still loves me.

>>534513767
Do they really? I just can't see the appeal of a fat middle-aged man. Meanwhile, it's obvious why a large amount of men like slightly/moderately larger women.
>>534513768
>decent bit of muscle mass
Women will point at muscular dudes with completely acceptable levels of body fat and call it a "dad bod". I'm not convinced "dad bods" are anywhere near as glamorized as chubby women.

>>534514935
>I just can't see the appeal of a fat middle-aged man
That's because you're a straight male (I presume). I'm also straight and I can't really see how women find any man outside the top 0.01% attractive. Yet, the human race has been growing in population since day 1. So I must be wrong

>>534514935
I was meant to attach this picture. Carry on.

>>534515052
>I can't really see how women find any man outside the top 0.01% attractive
I can't relate. It's easy for me to understand what women see in guys, therefore it's intuitive for me why women liking fat men is NOWHERE near as common as men liking fat women. The closest equivalent I can think of to men liking BBWs is women liking abusers or something.

>>534515842
>It's easy for me to understand what women see in guys,

>>534514935
I only like boys who look like girls. Girls who look like boys are also good.
(Still straight though)

>>534516010
>You are gay if you understand why women like men
>You are a communist if you understand why Stalin became one
>You are a dog if you understand why dogs lick people

>>534517708
this nigga packin fudge!

>>534517108
Obviously you're straight. There's nothing straighter than liking girly boys

Didn’t see this while scrolling through the last thread so

We made it brehs

>>534519487
Where is this

>>534513114
>Dad bod fat buff, Andrew or pudgy Ashley or both of them having fat sex insecure about their chub

>>534519675
I saw it on twitter, but i think its some kind of r/place thing if u know what that is

>>534486676
Older brothers should protect their sisters from getting groomed by the globohomo.

>>534489648
>Does anyone here have dyed black hair?
No, I'm not that emo

>>534519675
wplace.live, Montgomery Alabama

I can see this being in the good ending. Ashley actually tries to get Andrew to quit because she cares about his well being

>>534517708
sounds like communist homo-dog talk to me

Why didn't he do it?

>>534529231
He was on his very last bit of resistance to his temptations. LU just knocked out the final leg holding that table together.

And love lies bleeding in my hands
Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playin' rock and roll, and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band
Love lies bleedin' in my hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REfKNbNndzo

>>534525270
She already gives him shit for it, no way she doesn't double down. Secondhand smoke can harm your unborn child and they can't be taking those kinds of risks.

Why does everyone overlook this line? People still gaslight themselves into thinking Andrew is the sane one.

>>534450982
Actually, he should have gone harder

>>534529904
Because the Wardens were pricks that deserved to get shot?
If someone locked me in an apartment and tried to starve me to death I'd probably take the opportunity to kill them if it presented itself.

>>534529904
With the wardens it was more than justified. They would have been killed if caught (or just Andrew while they have their way with Ashley which is arguably worse).

>>534529904
Raging out on 302 Lady when she refused to go along with his plan to murder her for no coherent reason is all the proof you need.

>>534519487
whoever keeps tryna erase "RAPIST" with the arrow didn't play the game

>>534532093
Ashley was going to shoot her out of pure spite so she's still worse. Even granting he was wrong Andrew at least thought he needed to.

>>534532409
Even if she hadn't bolted for the nail gun, Andrew probably would have wanted to kill her anyway.

>>534532678
>probably would have wanted to kill her anyway
The 302 vision confirmed that

>>534533636
>"church" on Saturday

>>534533960
There are actually a number of churches that do service on Saturday. I just didn't want to wait 24 hours to post that

>>534533636
Did Nemlei confirm that Julia is a Christian because /calg/ kept insisting she was one, or did /calg/ insist she was a Christian because of subtext that Nemlei always intended to be read as Julia being Christian?

>>534534262
I don't remember anything in particular about Julia being a Christian prior to Ch3.

>>534525270
Andrew is a stress smoker anyway.
Remove the stress via them reconciling and he loses his inclination to smoke.

Someone asked about other incest couples you ship last thread and after much consideration I have to go with Firecest.

>>534532678
>>534532409
She was a witness who had no desire to be saved or help them, it was more than reasonable to assume she'd rat them out if they left her.
She was a witness, and accomplice to wardens when she took their side, and most importantly of all, a dumb bitch.

>>534534568
Because she's a sweet innocent girl who is really easy to string along

>>534534991
I support Pinecest as well.
Ben and Gwen have good chemistry, in OG and alien farce.

>>534534262
Halfwits on Twitter were trying to say this line insinuates he raped her.

>>534535459
Honestly, I got the impression Andrew found sex and intimacy with Julia far more than she did

>>534535882
I doubt it.

>>534536347
Sorry, I got distracted when typing.
I meant to say that my impression was that Andrew found sex and intimacy with Julia far more uncomfortable than Julia did.
She actually enjoyed being with him and her complaints came down to him being a doormat, while I think Andrew was just genuenly anxious when he was being intimate with her, hence his habit of only remembering the bad stuff or even small banter as more serious than Julia meant it.
His dream kinda seemed to show his first time with Julia, the bloody tarp, remembering Nina's grave, squashing feelins for Ashley, all of them made him disoriented and uncomfortable.
Ashley succeeded in preventing him from finding love because intimacy with Julia seems to have been traumatic to him.

my media literacy skills inform me that there will be no other pregnancy scenes other than this.

>>534538513
>"you're fucked!"

That is indeed how a person gets pregnant.

>>534534991
I have to go with prospitcest, although the comic doesnt really spend much time on them

>>534534991
Edgar and Ellen

>>534540668
Who are these guys?

>>534540883
the main character from homestuck and his sister

>>534540719
I have PTSD from the Charlie and Lola edit

>>534541345
I think I saved it
Let me check :)

>>534538513
your media literacy has likely failed you

She was technically correct you know.

>>534543592
Ashleyyyyy sit on my face aaaa

Ashley HATE
Ashley RAPE

No, sisters are meant to be cuddled, snuggled, hugged, and fugged!

>>534547846
you can't find out if your sister is turned on by abuse if you don't abuse her

>>534548668
There's a line between abuse and dominance. She enjoys being taken, but there's a mood and approach to it that I'm not entirely sober enough to describe, but basically you're doing what she doesn't want to say she wants, not what she doesn't want.

I want Andrew and Ashley to talk about their feelings :)

I want Andrew and Ashley to elope and run into Friend B years later picking their kid up from school.

I want Andrew and Ashley to never talk about their feelings because Andrew is a bitch.

I want Andrew and Ashley to get murdered by a Yeti in the Himalayas.

I want Andrew and Ashley to have loving, tender, consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreating their beautiful children who will not be satanic, unhealthy, or disturbed in anyway.

I want Andrew and Ashley to join the IRA

>>534541345
You mean this one?

>>534538513
It is pretty obvious that there will be an exact opposite end of Shots and Such where they live a furtive but happy marriage life

>>534554701
YOU CAN'T DO THIS

>>534554929
Cmon they would be a neat pair together like A&A when they grow up. Look at those cute hearts

>>534555332
that's how finns look like

Coffin actually takes place in Inverness which explains why everything is grey and shite and decaying and decrepit, full of cunts, whores, druggos, murderers, and alcoholics. I'm sorry, this is just the truth.
https://youtu.be/L9zlVvxHO0s

>>534529904
>the people who starved us shouldn't die
Nah, Andrew still comes across as sane until episode 2 when he reacts with a sigh to Ashley asking him to kill their mom and dad.

>>534534991
Ashley would suck at firebending.

>>534564738
I kneel

>>534542840
If they did move out I wonder if the parents either would have gotten quarantined or killed by a hitman for knowing too much. They wouldn't have the excuse of them "dying" to make death certificates and keep quiet with no blood samples to tamper with.

This game has seriously made me think if a toxic relationship is better than no relationship at all. I am feeling extremely lonely calg, is it over for me

>>534566724
It never even began

>>534566724
It's only better than no relationship if your partner is hot.

>>534437785
Anon, why do you want to watch/read about a pair of young nubile teen siblings and their erratic pubescent hormones leading to a romantic encounter between them?

Stick.
/calg/ dying I see, how unfortunate

>>534575156
Brick.
Not dying, merely a nap.

>>534575156
That bitch couldn't even break a stupid little stick! Anyone who can't do that deserves to die!

>>534575156
This is still one of the more active thread on the board

>>534577676
You forgot to say Stickley

>>534578058
You forgot to not be gay!

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>534572129
Because it's either cute or hot, the older one is the less cute they get.

>looking at linux tutorials
>jumpscared with silly_intro.k9a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnP49usAp9c

>>534568293
I barely leave my house, let alone get noticed by anyone

>>534584774
In that case no relationship is better for you.

>>534585360
Maybe, maybe

>>534585607
Good kids? They just sit home JERKING OFF ALL DAY and doing fuckall to help around the house!! So I guess they're excellent fucking kids by today's standards since they're not huffing nitrous.

Has the time finally come for total imouto suffering?

>>534585993
>"And what about you?"

>>534587902
Always was.

>>534587902
No, little sisters deserve big happy.

>>534587902
I hope we get more Ashley suffering

>>534582198
Why is that song in the me folder instead of the bgm folder?

>>534576039
>>534591305
I hope you die though

>>534587902
Burialey earned a happy ending.

Longest time within the last 12 months betweem SteamDB updates: 48 days. Current time elapsed since last one: 17 days.
This either means we're either getting a long stretch of going dark with virtually no word from them, or maybe even a devlog over the next 3-5 weeks. Just based on previous update history.

>>534598823
Nemlei is drawing 500 sibling cuddles CGs, please understand

>>534598823
I bet my money on darkness

Oh God, can you make my heart stop?
Hit me with your kill shot, baby
I mean it so serious
God, can you make my heart stop?
Honey, with your kill shot, baby
I mean it so serious
https://youtu.be/lhfs1CzzUPM?feature=shared

We need Ashley feet in-game!

>>534601014
Nemlei really needs to stop censoring her feet all the time.

>>534540668
Good job moron you used the monkey paw

Andrew you sick fuck!

>>534602817
I want Andrew to suggest from rape

>>534603216
Suffer*

>>534602817
Julia deserved better.

>>534603216
Anon...

>>534604892
That's not rape.

Ashley is ontologically evil

Cat siblings
https://x.com/vodzoddz/status/1953934949083386174

>>534576039
>WELL IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK
>TO CAST A STONE OR THROW A BRICK
>BUT WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
>YOU'VE BURNED YOUR DREAMS INTO THE GROUND

>>534601437
Exactly
>>534534991
>>534540719
Same.
>>534535295
Bwen is cool too

>>534611451
Very cute
>>534609220
That's cute too.

Imagine Ashley, but she's a dork with glasses, braces, and overalls. Fuck, I want to marry her!

me :3

we need more official Nemlei teaser art. NOW.
(btw, what the actual fuck is going on here? Considering this dropped in 2024. Is this hinting at a potential path in cliffhanger? I personally don't believe she just dropped this for no reason)

Did he deserve it?

teensley sex

>>534618217
I can picture this happening
>leyley being pushed on swing
>Andy pushes just a tad too much
>she falls
>is trivial
>Andy rushes over
>"Leyley are you okay?"
>"yeah, I'm ok-"
>hollowing punch from grandpa interrupts her
>she looks on in horror as Grandpa beats him
>skip to later
>both are in their room
>she goes over to cuddle with him
>"I promise I wont go on the swing anymore"
It's probably a traumatic event for Ashley too, is at least what I'm thinking. Hence she has a valid reason for hating Grandpa.

>>534619769
Based ??? ignoring what women say

>>534623107
NEVER stop the grind

This would be ideal.

>>534623494
Do we have any hints about his endgame?

70s bitches actually wrote like this?

>>534627594
He just wants to party

>>534627594
There is none, he's just stacking.

>>534627796
She's 14-15 to be fair

>finish chapter 2 on buried
>told to fuck off and wait
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534598823
Keep an eye out for the autumn months. I've previously predicted Nemlei would have it finished by Halloween, similar to last year. And the year before, Episode 2 releasing in October. If we don't have anything by that month, I suspect that she's pivoting to finishing the whole game on it's entirety and we probably won't be seeing the game again for at least another year or so.

>>534630449
>Halloween, similar to last year

Episode 2 came out in 2023, anon. Two years ago. Episode 3 is four months old now.

>>534633535
If the vote hadn't been to wait, it would have been released on October 31st. Thus, aligning with at least a year give or take to produce an Episode.

>>534616182
Hot.
>>534616857
We know, Andrew.
>>534618201
I think it was the nose kiss.
>>534627263
Who's that?
>>534628482
Do cliffhanger now

In case anyone was wondering, it has been expanding. I was kind of surprised no one on here knew about this bc I imagine doing something like this takes a bunch of ppl and effort. I guess the fandom is not entirely sequestered to calg

>>534635620
>Ashley and Andrew look almost exactly like their sprites
>Renee looks like a frame of that gif of Asgore about to commit vehicular manslaughter

>>534635825
Hag posters eternally btfo (as usual). Also Julia isn’t anywhere to be seen kek

Expanded view

>>534635620
>>534636141
>They covered up all the trans flags and a lot of the deltarune spam
Even bots can't beat Coffin chads.

>>534635825
Because Haggots are frauds and have no artistic talent.

>>534635620
>>534636141
This is the current view, site crashed a few minutes ago

>>534607463
Do you know what ontological means?

>>534640623
NTA but Ashley is by nature evil and that's pretty obvious to anyone who played the game.

>>534634681
>Who's that?
I believe that's the creator of that one Pinecest gif

>>534640765
Retard

>>534641218
You can cope all you like.

anyone here excited for the new homestuck animated series?/j

>>534641901
>Homestuck in 2025
What the fuck is going on. This shit was dead in 2014

>>534643981
You’d think right

Is it ever alluded to what country they're from? Is it just the UK?

>>534645576
Finland

>>534645623
Okay. Now I gotta go listen to a bunch of Finnish people try to speak English. I need to know what these two sound like when they're shit talking each other.

>>534645931
https://youtu.be/I5846fmRRmU something like this

>>534645931
>brainlet proof
>very high information density
>sounds hilarious

10/10 language.

>>534645576
>>534645623
Finland in regards to culture, but in terms of language used it leans more towards UK. Even most of the names are English (Graves, Kent, Douglas) or geographically close (Connie being Irish)

>>534647786
English names are fashionable in non-English speaking countries

>>534647432
THE HYDRAULIC PRESS GUY IS FINNISH!?!?
Are all Finnish people just born weird freaks or something?

>>534645931
>>534647432
https://youtu.be/2s2s_CPrlQs
Andrew's commute at the end of Episode 2

>>534648263
>Are all Finnish people just born weird freaks or something?
Something is going on there.

>>534648115
My dick is fashionable in your mouth, cakeboy.
>>534648263
>Are all Finnish people just born weird freaks or something?
Have you, or have you not seen nearly every meme or video game to come out of Finland? You're talking about a country whose entire population is within the margin of error, whose very existence would be called into question were it not for Nokia phones and black metal.

>>534648264
There's so much rage behind his voice and engine, yet he just politely tailgates at a reasonable distance, not even a single fender pump.

>>534648609
>Have you, or have you not seen nearly every meme or video game to come out of Finland?
I knew about the old finland doesn't exist meme, and I never really looked at what country a video game came from before. I guess the idea of finland and what comes from it just flew under the radar for me.

>>534648264
Takes me back to the sweet sweet summer of '95...

>>534649759
Andrew Graves got raped in the sweltering hot summer of '95...

>>534540668
>>534641901
worst case of monkey paw ever

>>534650440
but Ashley forged his name on the consent form

What if they kept getting fed in quarantine for a few more months? Would Andrew have molested Ashley?

>>534651650
Like if it was a legit quarantine? I don't think they would. Ashley wouldn't feel the need to try to seduce him because she already has what she wants. Andrew would be climbing the walls after that long, but getting him to his sister in Decay took losing all prospects of returning to a normal life AND multiple big breakthroughs in their relationship AND Ashley actually trying to get him to be sexual with her. Unless they somehow went through a similar arc locked in the apartment, I don't think he'd ever act on it.

Even if they did somehow start having sex he still might cope that he was just desperate, especially if they're still doing Andy and Leyley. In that route he tries to talk her into forgetting about it once they get out and Ashley stabs him to death.

Do we give nemlei honorary aryan status for coffin? She’s a fingolian so she’s (non)white

angry birds, moomins and supercell is from finland btw

>>534651650
No, he would've just continued to ignore her and wait to get out of there, that was his original plan before he realized they're gonna die, after which he just accepted death.

>>534653630
Ya know, the aryans kinda suck. They've cucked to the faggoty ways of feminists and progressive ratardation. They lost their ethnic cleansing war because more aryans said it was bad. And now they're becoming fat, lazy and apathetic. Who wants to be a shitty aryan?
Why exactly aren't we striving to be more like the finns? Maybe the truest and most honorable people to be is the finns?

>fandom ships hag with son despite him hating her in canon because she's hot and evil
Weird the incest game fandom isn't the first place I've observed this

>>534654276
Lots of men today are motherless oedipus cases, hence their infatuation with older women (lady D, Renee), and more of them appearing looking olde rthan they should(MJ in spiderman, everyone in that wolverine game, poison ivy in Arkham Knight).
My guess is these people have some unresolved mommy issues, and they don't bother socializing with girls their age, or do it poorly due to being socially inept, so they seek out older women and often project themselves,hence you get the "step on me" guys and people who ship Andrew and Renee.

>>534654617
You're not wrong but...
Sometimes it's just hot?

>>534653730
>angry birds, moomins and supercell is from finland btw
I don't like any of those

>>534654198
Saar….

To keep on topic. I’m glad the coffin fandom exists outside of this board

>>534656173
Fear and hunger too. For how tiny and weird Finland is, they seem to produce a lot of good/popular stuff

>>534652754
Seriously, what would it have taken for Andrew to stop coping about his relationship with Ashley if they were not involved in this polluted water scandal? I do have a feeling he really wouldn't have made a decision unless Ashley finally snaps and kills Julia or something

>>534656757
It would've taken Ashley winning back his trust and mending bridges over the Nina thing, because he's vindictive and he has been wary of trusting Ashley ever since.
Otherwise, there's not a chance he would've given her a shot.

>>534538513
kek post but tbdesunee the word 'media literacy' ruined online discourse about games/books/shows ect. There is no redder flag then someone dismissing an interpretation on the grounds that it's "illiterate", in spite of the fact that one would need to be at least minimally "literate" in order to have a disagreeable opinion to begin with.
It's the same twitterbrains who understand discourse in terms of "takes" who constantly abuse that term in order to box themselves in an echo chamber where they can consume their "media" as slop and never have it challenge them; it pisses me off fr

>>534656293
Isnt Ultrakill and Cruelty Squad also finnish?

>>534627594
he wants to feed ashley souls and turn her into an ultra-cunt-demon to rule the world with

>>534657627
The problem, as always, boils down to the eternal stick in the mud who cannot tolerate people having fun in a way they don't approve of, regardless of the complete lack of overlap in their daily life. Ashley is hot, apparently women think Andrew is hot, incest is an awesome recipe for romance, it doesn't have to be some complicated thing. Also, kiss your sister.

>>534657627
This gave me an idea

>>534652754
>In that route he tries to talk her into forgetting about it once they get out and Ashley stabs him to death.

Deserved.

>>534662473
kek

are we all too scared to blogpost now or what, pussies? its a saturday fucking night on /calg/ and nobody rmembers how to noko or sage

captcha: G00JD

>>534665581
What's the use case of noko in 2025?

They should've killed Doug's dad.

>>534666274
... :(

Youre correct, but im genuinely surprised you made this connection at all. Lios coded response. Hey Lios.

>>534663434
What can I say? Coffin canonically takes place in New Jersey.

>>534619063
>hollowing punch from grandpa
Audibly kekked

>>534654789
Sometimes you just kill yourself?

>>534662473
Fellow Sorpaynos enjoyer

>>534668170
daughter

>>534668170
NEEDS CORRECTION

Did a little moonspeak back in my weeb high school days. Does she say chi-wa? Like the sound of a kiss 'chu'?

>>534668672
I don't speak french but she's probably saying something cute and sisterly like "Please fuck me until I pass out."

>>534668672
No.
Also, "chiwa" is modern Japanese slang. It is a clipping of "konnichiwa". It is not commonly used to represent the sound of a kiss.

>>534668672
Maybe it's a cute way of saying しね Shi-ne (Die)? Dunno

>>534669590
That is the first guess of ChatGPT.

>>534669123
>>534669590
>>534670025
>>534668672
Stop trying to understand it, Japanese is a retarded primitive language similar to Egyptian hieroglyphs. Imagine graduating from high school and not knowing all the letters of your country's alphabet because there are around 50000 of them (kanji). That's Japanese, Korean and Chinese.

Monster siblings

>>534671161
>Korean
Hangul is an actual alphabet with 40 characters

>>534671161
Egyptian hieroglyphs are cool tho
Also Koreans don't really use Kanji (Hanja) nowadays

guys

>>534672575
Gacha is for subhuman faggots, like tripcodes.

>>534672575
MOOT?!

>>534671826
>"Energy" drinks
Makes you impotent by the way.

>>534673217
That's simply not true. My monster has no issues with Monster™

>>534673217
Why are their so many femboys with huge gocks than?

>>534673217
The new and improved Graves household will follow strict prohibition, no cigarettes, alcohol, or energy drinks, all their neighbours will think they're mormons

>>534672696
youre half right but its an ancient code

>>534672826
hi me
goodnight, bye me

Imagining rally english ashley say
>"You chose me! ME!! You backpedaling fuck of a brother!! You chose me, you did!! YOU DID!!"
makes my sides ascend

Everything is Ashley's fault

>>534672575
>>534674145
of all the places i thought you'd eventually return to on this godforsaken site, the incest cannibal game thread wasn't one of them

>>534675869
God I hope Finnanon is still here.
>You're right. This is stupid. This is so. Fucking. Stupid.

>>534437042 (OP)
Who the fuck is this moot guy Andy? Did he make 4chan or something?

>>534674145
Hey Moot. Fix the website. Oh wait...

I could've fixed her...

>>534677774
No you couldn't, Douglath.

Kill Ashley
Ignore Ashley
Sacrifice Ashley's soul to lord unknown

THE HUSSIES ARE ATTACKING ASHLEY!

I want to take off Ashley's socks and inhale her aroma. I want to press my face against her feet until my nose is against those musky soles

>>534680493
shut up Andrew

How would that scene play out if Ashley knew what shotgun means?

>>534678912
Reminds me of the aggie

>>534640825
Insanely based then.

I fucking hate my mom

>>534682172
My condolences

>>534681005
Lots and I mean lots of sex

>>534683863
I doubt it. Ashley would've never taken an advance by Andrew seriously.

How did a guy like Doug win over Renee?

>>534688346
Pegging.

>>534689221
I think I'm not brainrotted enough to know what this is.
Is it tiktok or something?

>>534688346
How did a twink loser like Andrew win over Ashley?

>>534691384
Codependent trauma.

>>534691384
By being the best thing ever

>>534555332
>hearts
They're butterflies, moron
>t. Charlie and Lola enjoyer

>>534509620
Thank you for this post anon, I will begin making this posthaste (it'll probably look shitty though)

>>534534991
For me it's Sunny x Mari from Omori

>>534694087
Wtf are those clothes?

>>534694643
A poor attempt at combining their regular and teen outfits with Kingdom Hearts silliness. I'd probably do it a little differently if I were to ever redraw that (they'll just be wearing their regular outfits in the one I'm drawing now though)

>>534694087
Ashley's keyblade looks very cool. The zippers on the hem of her shorts are also a nice touch. Add three more in random places and you have a true Nomura design.

If I could just cum inside her once...

Andrew and Ashley should eat pulled pork sandwiches together, I did it with my sister and I consider it a good bonding activity

>>534697948
I feel fat from just googling images of that.

>>534697948
Did you eat any of your sister's pulled pork?

>>534697948
Pulled pork sandwiches are the bomb. I'd in fact go as far to say that pulled pork may be the tastiest form of meat that exists.

>>534698439
If I told her this as a joke she'll probably think that I'm calling her a pig

>>534697948
>pulled pork
She should crank his hog

>>534688346
Andrew had to get the pp genes from somewhere

>>534699309
That's not how that works, if you're a beta with a big PP no one will give you a chance and find out.

>>534699593
Doug isn't a beta, that's you

>>534699656
Andrew doesn't even remember his face so he couldn't have been this memorable Chad.

>>534698264
>pulled pork
>feel fat
It's just pork with BBQ and bread, wtf are you, Ethiopian?

>>534699768
Andrew doesn't remember anyone's face

>>534699813
Google images of that sandwich, there's like a pound of meat on it.

>>534699537
Nemlei robbed us of a girlfailure oneetchan getting corrected by her younger brother

>>534703267
>Nemlei robbed us of reddit tier garbage
Praise the Lord!

>>534701018
I'll pound your meat

>>534698535
Not when literally any form of beef exists. Oh and theres peppered chicken. And even polish pork sausage.
I guess what im saying is YOU ARE WRONG

She was a saint Ashley!

A SAINT!!!

>>534703348
As we know, incest is very politically correct.

>>534703459
Yeah Saint Hitler maybe

>>534701018
A pound of MEAT
mEaT!
With all the nutritious proteins, carbs, fats, and CALORIES your body needs to be fit. The worst you can say about it is the BBQ, which can be loaded with sugar and salt.

Ashley's favorite meats are:
1) her brother's
2) miscellaneous human

>>534698439
Sister's roast beef is better

>>534699593
Things were different in the 70s

Is it physically impossible for him to just say "I love her"?

>>534698535
Why is there multiple art pieces of Ashley eating a burger? Is it because a sister eating a burger the cutest thing to see? Is it because I bond burger my sister?
>>534698905
Cute as fuck
>>534703949
She's not that based

>>534709175
The core issue is
>Andrew loves his sister but hates incest
>Ashley loves her brother and has an incest kink

>>534704054
There's little to no carbs except from the bread but that's not the point, no one needs to eat that much meat.

>>534709175
Admitting your love is scary, anon

>>534709175
He's too dead inside to call it love.

>>534709402
>Is it because a sister eating a burger the cutest thing to see? Is it because I bond burger my sister?
Yes to both. Plus the girl needs to put some meat on her bones
>>534709853
>Ashley has an incest kink
I think it's more like Andrew is the only person in her life to show her any form of real kindness and she just has zero regard for social norms. Even in S&S where she's talking about how it being taboo is part of the appeal is only because she thinks it's what he wants and is trying to appeal to him.

>>534709175
>THE FUCK YOU MEAN "i can't even hold her" YOU FUCKING BITCHASS RETARD
>I'M RIGHT HERE
>HOLD ME
>HOOOOLD MEEEEEEEE
>I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO HOLD ME FOR YEARS YOU HOGBRAINED IMBECILE
>I'M LITERALLY MADE FOR YOU. I. WANT. TO. BECOME. ONE. WITH. YOU. FOREVER. WHY. IS. THIS. SO. HARD. FOR. YOU. TO. UNDERSTAND.
>PUT YOUR DICK IN ME
>LOVE ME
>CUM INSIDE ME YOU MANWHORE. DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YOU PEDANTIC DICKBAG
>HOOOOOOOOLD MEEEE I LITERALLLLLY LOVE YOU I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE I WAS BORN
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*starts crying*

>>534711991
Ashley... I don't want to. I don't know, it's pathological.

>>534710847
>it being taboo is part of the appeal is only because she thinks it's what he wants and is trying to appeal to him.
Disagree, choosing "cousin" at the campsite leads to Ashley going on a sexually charged rant about how incest is no big deal to total strangers. I do admit the reasons she has an incest kink are multifaceted; you mentioned the obvious one of Andrew being the only one nice to her, but I think it's also she wants Andrew to be a siscon, since if he was she'd be something he desired that no other woman could.

>>534711991
But Ashley, don't you know there's only one thing worse than not getting what you want?

>>534713424
I thought it was kind of adorable at how defensive she was over prospects of incest because she knows it bothers him so she's trying to ease his mind while also going off on a couple of people she knows are not going to survive the encounter, so telling them unhinged shit won't do any long term harm.
Granted, I think it's also her just venting her frustrations over being unable to get what she wants as well.

Does anyone have the folder with all the cgs

>>534711991
But what will the neighbors think?

I think what's interesting is that Ashley actually drops the "Andy and Leyley" shtick in both SnS and Cliffhanger.
In SnS it happens when Andrew admits he was never happy, so she comes to realize it was a wrong model of relationship to emulate, but in Cliffhanger, it looks like Andrew becoming somewhat assertive and actually kissing her seems to have let her bury the idea as well, though now she's instead frustrated and confused on where they stand, but she does seem to be heading towards seeing them as a couple, with how she decides to air our grievances over his behavior.

>>534711991
this but it's rally english

>>534716268
She's such a cutie

>>534716268
https://youtu.be/qV7IhHFnhJc?si=PwP2yEAL7-i6NIK6

>>534721715
>catastrophic downgrade.jpg

>>534723340
...if you flip the image upside down.

>>534720892
Andrew needs to show Ashley that he grew up and that she needs to do so too

Forget Ashley
Forget Julia
Forget Renee
How does a man find a woman like Nemlei?

Is it wrong for me to love her?

>>534725040
Go out into the finland wilderness and leave an offering of alchohol, elk meat, and invader zim merchandise

>>534724184
...then you get the best upgrade of all time!

Do you guys think Andrew and Ashley smell bad?

>>534725947
During and post lockdown? Absolutely.

>>534725947
Andrew smells of cigarettes so there's that.
>>534726479
They don't do a lot of physical effort though. They had a week of lazing around in the motel, then they got a car, then they presumably washed themselves after butchering their parents, after the first puzzles of episode 3 they washed themselves in ???'s domain...etc.

just played ep 3 and julia>>>>gayley its not even close

>>534732062
>gayley
Curious, because Julia is the one who is kissing girls. + Julia was in love with Nina.

In the Andy route, when Ashley goes to talk with the demon, is it implied that Andrew (Andy) is worried she's fucking the demon when he stresses her saying "His"? I don't mean fucking, but her respect for the demon's authority coincidentally happens around when she starts emasculating Andy.

Pure. Unadulterated. Cohencidence.

>>534534991
luke and leia skywalker

>>534733075
Yep. You're basically spot on. Ashley's main motive through the story is grooming Andy into a beta provider so she has the time to hunt for hung demons to give her babies (that Andrew will raise).

>>534733218
Ashley at best thinks of ??? as her demanding boss, but Andrew's jealousy of it is real. He says stuff like that in SnS and Cliffhanger too.

Julia is a princess compared to the other girls

>>534733459
Being the world's tallest midget is not a sterling endorsement. If she doesn't share your DNA you're essentially gay.

As we know from the personality profiles of people who are into incest, they tend to also be interested in general in deviant sexual behaviours, not specifically incest itself. This implies that Ashley would indeed have sex with the first hung demon she can and leave Andrew on the first occasion of access to more deviant relationships than the one with him.

it had been a while since we had this type of bait.

when's episode 3 coming out?

>>534733948
I remember when trolling was a art. This shit doesn't pass muster.

Julia my beloved...

>>534733949
idk

>>534733949
November 1st. I predicted the April 1st release so I'm probably right about this too.

How's /calg/ doing? I am currently copying files from my main machine to a different one over LAN after Windows was spontaneously corrupted and the Repair Environment refused to recognise the existence of the OS disk (Despite being located on it, and my Linux live USB having no such issues. Thanks Microsoft.). So now we're doing a clean reinstall. It could be that me SSD is failing, or it could just be that my OEM didn't inject the proper drivers into the Repair Environment for it to actually work.

The coffin folder will live.

>>534735527
W-Will I be able to play candy crush on the computer again once you'll do whatever you just said?

>>534735527
Could just be a Windows-ism. Luckily Coffin runs on Linux just fine.

>>534735527
Works on my linux machine using wine

>>534721225
Can you stop lmao I can't stop reminding myself
>>534723340
No way fag
>>534736712
Painfully cute

Basedest evolution

There will be a callback to the closet scene from episode 1 in cliffhanger, except that Andrew will call for Ashley instead of leyley

Is this what you wanted?
To live in a house that is haunted
By the ghost of you and me

>>534709402
>Is it because a sister eating a burger the cutest thing to see?
This. The nutritional value of a burger is simply awesome: cheese, meat, vegetables and grain; protein, iron, vitamins and fiber. To devour such manna is to have unquestionably won at evolution, which is why seeing a sister eating a hamburger is the closest thing there is to witnessing a goddess descend upon the Earth.

>>534738084
holy sex

>>534735527
Why not install CoffinOS?

I heard Andrew sucked off Douchebag for cigarettes.

>>534750508
I read Douchebag as Douglas...

>>534750812
Pure evil incarnate.

Anyone who pretends TCOAAL isn't 'the incest game' is just lying to themselves.

>>534509620
Finished with this, actually pretty happy with how it turned out. I based it off the Ventus & Vanitas one because you can't have one without the other. I had to downscale it to get it under 4mb with the transparency so here's the full res and the stained glass without Andrew and Ashley
https://litter.catbox.moe/tfo4pa4ezvy0wawh.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ua9r2ntf9f1mojan.png

>>534753513
>he never played Jack in a Castle

>>534729654
Andrew's life would've been significantly easier if this was their age gap.

>>534754751
Until he moves in with Julia, taking Ashley with him because Renee and Douglath would still pawn her off on him, and Ashley snaps one day and stabs Julia 42 times.

>>534754138
Nice job

>>534733075
In the SnS route he points out how Ashley folds to the demon while doing nothing he (Andrew) says.

>>534755331
>Douglath
Who types with a lisp?

>>534754138
Well done anon

>>534757302
It's a reference to Mr. Dink of Nickelodeon's "Doug", who speaks with a lisp and calls the main character "Douglath"

>>534754138
Very cool. Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh1RzNEc6P0

>>534534991
Not really in the same theme as the other replies but I like Artemis et Apollo from mythology. As their incest could be implied depending on certain interpretations of them.
>>534733256
Based.

>>534753513
>>534754138
I LOVE IT

>>534643981
they are getting a animated series now
https://x.com/TheCartoonBase/status/1954257433049866604
starring the undertale guy himself as the main protagonist and the sex joke fan vivzie as the animator

I can't stop jerking off to Ashley

>>534762042
>file deleted
Why?

What order should I play the other Nemlei games in?

>>534764175
Concurrent

Another miserable day in my shitty Thiu life

>>534767349
Thiu canonically fucks dogs

>>534768794
That's disgusting. He should get fucked by dogs instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOFTEkIlQiY&t=

Part 2 of that video finally came out.

>>534750669
What did you think "incest game" meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? Loser.

>>534759308
Not to split hairs, but if it's with her brother it isn't fan fiction, it's just normal fiction (at least until it isn't)

mlem

>>534769190
I will never understand watching other people play video games.

>>534775483
What's the dog doing?

Status update on the wplace thing. Looks like they’ve completed the Julia portrait and are now moving on to other nemlei titles, thiu enjoyers vindicated yet again

>>534777625
Just a taste...
>>534778505
This is so cute! The Nemleiverse is taking over the world

>>534769151
Thiu isn't a white woman

>>534783312
* j*wish womxn

>>534778505
>people keep deleting your d that you keep scribbling in to make 'tardsoul' under the demon entity

>>534783972
out

Ashley takes it up the ass

>>534785086
*Sigh* people don’t get it

>>534785282
inside of Renee

Compromise (Doug is under the sheets topping Andrew off).

>>534787183
I'll never understand the catch-all incest fetish, like you tards are aroused by the genetic relation in and of itself irrespective of its nature or the circumstances surrounding it.

>>534785324
What a slut.

>>534787543
What the hell? She's protecting her virginity that way. Not that she takes it up the ass anyhow!

>>534787775
A girl who likes you enough will take it in the pooper at least once. It's only okay at best unless she's REALLY into it.

>>534778505
I drew the Thius

>>534787517
That's what a fetish is, yes.

>>534534991
Landaucest

>>534777579
Nah this one has actual siblings. I never watch let's plays but this is interesting enough.
>>534783972
>>534787183
Kill yourself.
>>534785324
As all loyal sisters should be able to.

>>534761470
Her animating it but not writing it is the best case scenario

>>534787881
If he's not too big for her I think she would. She likes Andrew's dominant side, as long as it's done with love, so she might like the feeling of submission and vulnerability too. Also she's crazy and has extremely low self-esteem, so she'd both want to do risky things and try to please him.

>>534790496
Watasi, my beloved

>>534789870
Sisters are genetically predisposed to enjoying anal sex from their brothers.

Andrew likes to keep his nut in his sister's butt
https://files.catbox.moe/rjxaej.jpg