Thread 534443873

IT'S UP

Gurubashi x1 PvP

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Back to retail.

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL

>Latest News
Launcher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost

>Previous
>>534425345

I'm in.

I used to chat with the community quite a bit and it was good to hear people's thoughts. There are a lot of valid and fair criticisms of the last two weeks. Now that we are finally closing out the last tasks before bringing the servers up, I wanted to check on the new discord bot and the CMs. They've done a heroic task trying to help the community while they had little extra insight into the work behind the scenes.

But gosh, when I open Discord and this is the first post that greets me it does make me wonder what we are doing all this work for.

I think many people are under the impression we are part of some larger group or have some weird agenda, that we are trying to pull one over on you and youre so afraid of getting got that you have to lash out or something. I dont know. All I really know is that I and my fellow staff members have put blood, sweat and tears into this effort for 4 years, entirely volunteer, and now that we are close to hopefully getting things working, all the vitriol ... well it ain't great for my mental health.

I'm sure youre all going to tear this post apart, circulate it around reddit and 4chan, people will DM me more death threats, yadda yadda. But I'm really sad guys. I'm really sad that I feel unwelcome and ostracized in my own community.

IT'S UP
IM IN
IM IN
IM IN

GuruSAAAAARS GET READY

Vibe check?

so this is the worse launch and relaunch in private server history right?

he can't keep getting away with this

this time for sure
this time for sure
this time for sure
this time for sure
this time for sure

Nice stealth launch

Just woke up. I'm glad I didn't listen to the anons who told me to stay awake just after the patch dropped

>>534443873 (OP)
I want to go in!!

vibe:
Cautiously Optimistic, a slow simmer is getting hotter

>kezan offline
>gurubashi locked

>>534444026
The annoying gurubashi spammers don't even want more people there to play and do content with. They just want more people to gank

>>534443989
>btw we are going to sit and let you stew for 48 hours without giving you any update
>we will only give vague clues and riddles about when the server will be up!
>we don't even want you to play honestly!
>we hate you all
>please be nice to me!

>>534444058
as long as they keep trying, its not the worst, the actual worst ones just gave up

just found out wallcraft is a half finished funserver with nobody online
sad

Saars where is this shit hosted

fuck i was in the bath tub and jumped out when i heard the sound alert now you tell me it was bullshit.
I fucking hate these niggas man.
nobody has time for this bullshit.

we grinding this shit

>>534444214
bongistan

almost got it this time
few more weeks of tweaks and fixes and I bet the next launch will be even stronger

MY DICK IS UP

>>534444214
Azeroth. Home.

>>534444237
its like they get off on being withholding

>>534444214
UK, same hosting centre as turtle to protect from crogge's ddos

>>534444237
hehe got you xd

bros I'm stuck on connected

>>534444237
Server is crashing now even with minimal bots.

You know how this ends. Behave yourselves.

>>534443989
The irony of this is had kes of waited until after he put the server up, she'd be getting praise. much like the players she was to impatient, ironic really

>>534444237
what kind of a onions boy takes a bath, being in their being soup with your filth

POCHIE
FRIDAY!!!

>stealth launch
very stealthy yes

>Stuck on getting patch manifest
dogshit indian-coded updater AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534444237

At least now we know the trackers are still working..

>>534444173
GURUBASHI GANG

uhoh what if it crashed again
get ready for an update in 24h

LET ME IN

KEZAN UP and locked

Kezan up again
And locked

>>534444481
They did stealth launch it....
For a whopping 9 seconds :^)

KEZAN ONLINE BUT LOCKED

>>534444481
they haven't said anything

>nigger kaytroon won't say a fucking word
>faggot community managers spreading disinfo in discord
>server will most likely crash multiple times even when it does come up

FUCKING KILL ME NOW PLEASE

>>534444319
>UK, same hosting centre as turtle to protect from crogge's ddos
That's literally not how any of this works.

guru up

all thrusters full throttle.
let's go

can i say nigger without getting banned

THEY'RE TESTING SHIT
LAUNCH IMMINENT

IM STARTING TO FEEL THE FUCKING VIBES

do you feel it in the air...

WHY ARE YOU LOCKED

This is the first time both servers have been up at once in about 10 days

But... I'm still at work

>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY

CRANK IT

UP UP UP UP

first kezan now guru
bros... it's happening

BOTH UP
BOTH LOCKED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
GURU HAS NOT BEEN UP BEFORE

ITS UP UP UP UP

Bring Kezan up so I can roll my fucking human paladin!

>>534444661
love this video. can't find it anymore.

I'm playing Diablo 2 mods and having fun. Don't think server will launch properly until Monday or something, sorry.

BOTH SERVERS UP BUT LOCKED (was previously offline)


POCHIE HYPE

>>534444575
I don't get the pik

>>534444676
Imagine being a wagie

POOOOOOOOOOOCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why are they doing this
i cant take it anymore
please let me in

>we are doing a stealth launch
>servers sitting around in locked state for 30 minutes

BTW, they still need to do a limit test to see what to cap it at

let's fucking go, this is it pochiebros.
even Jamiroquai's ancestral magic is on our side, we can't lose

vibes: stratospheric

Alright, connection is super fast now and latency is low. Time to start unlocking and let the crash/debug/patching cycle begin.

>>534443873 (OP)
Why is sally and ally fems like this

gaytotes-sama... this is too much edging

>>534444661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
Here you go king

They're cranking it

nice stealth launch bros...
you've given me enough time to assemble the avengers

>>534444858
Server keeps crashing even with passive bots.

OH MY GOD. IM SO CLOSE. IM GONNA EPOOOOOOOOOOCH

servers locked in a cage like my cock

wooooooooo pochhiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!

Post yfw not a wagie

YES PLEAAASE MY MASTER PLEASE KEEP TEASING MY PATHETIC DICK

Of course it's stuck.

>>534444892
the cap is 5k because they think above that the gameplay deteriorates too much

>>534445020
>crizzydime

Reminder

do they realise by edging people on locked for a long time it's going to mean the word spreads and more people are sat waiting potentially meaning we're gonna be fucked again

ally guru we will welcome you on kezan after you get demoralized being corpse camped by no shoes.

>>534445098
ross, no...

The servers will remain in this state for another 14 hours dont get your hopes up.

>starting at friday 6pm prime time
good fucking luck

>>534445059
but during the stress test they got 2k and they said they could handle 5x that EASILY

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

NOT LIKE THIS POCHIEBROS
AAAAAHHHHHHH

>>534445234
they also said the servers would be up on the 26th

enable asan for first launch, lets jut get the first crash out of the way :3

>>534445201
dont worry, ill quit after a few weeks of leveling and wpvp anyway

let me in kaytotes or face my wrath

bros...
what if this is just stage 1, where they keep the servers locked and the actual "stealth launch" is whenever they decide to unlock them 16 hours from now

Oh what was that? You thought you could blow your load... so soon? Back in the chastity cage with you anon.

FELL FOR IT YET AGAIN AWARD

>>534445234
technical limit and sensible limit are two different things

LMAOOOOOOO

>>534445232
>US has a full work day ahead
>US is still at work
>prime time
idiot

LET ME INN!!!!!!

>>534445312
Stupid kitty why are you the barbers

oh no...

https://project-epoch-status.com/
I AM FUCKING POGGING OUT OF MY MIND FR FRFR NO CAP ONG

dear god we're all rats in a maze

>stealth launch
>draws large amount of attention to the fact that the servers up

>He logged in?
>Lock it.

>>534445323
shush anon you're ruining the vibes

>we'll do a stealth launch some time in the next 2 days
>we'll push and update in the launcher for new starting areas, then put the servers up shortly after
>push update
>don't put servers up shortly after
>everyone realizes and spreads word that update is pushed
>everyone is in in UP SOON mode and has time to congregate at login waiting
>entire advantage of a stealth launch letting people slowly and consistently trickle in is completely lost
>furthermore, push the actual launch to prime time on a friday evening right before the weekend where the most possible people will be available to login and play
What is bro actually cooking?

>>534445382
why the different 'E's

which dick must i suck to register reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>534445382
sry, I wanted to play alliance but human and gnomes both look like shit for different reasons and I'm not playing a woman, I've had creeps giving me way too much attention before

UNLOCK IT

caged

>>534445374
>US
who cares?

POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT

kaytroon made the perfect friday night launch for all his eucocksuckers

>>534445525
I'd trade my account for daily sex with a cute trans gal.

>>534445374
Most private server players are from europe, latam and asia. Americans have too much money to play on private servers.

>>534445507
Different letter are a sign of mental illness.

t. diagnosed schizo, my As and Es are different

>stealth launch
>on a friday
THE
MAD
MEN

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT

>>534445505
Their paid leave was last week, they've been working all week and this is the best they could do to be online at launch + later hours

>>534444491
They've done this so people can't rely on trackers.. omg. We have to wait with it being online but locked for hours until it opens, and we'll get no fuirther alerts

PROJECT E-LOCK

>>534445609
SODOMITE

Some Europeans didn't get off work yet, they are waiting another hour so it can have the max possible number of players

>>534445596
>euro dev favors a euro launch time
woah....

>NA working
>EU getting their tendies and blankets ready
it's not... fucking... fair...

Me and the pochieposter

Caged and mazed

is this what it feels like to wear a chasity cage?

>>534444968
people would say the same thing about the alliance if they were allowed to have an ounce of savagery to them

POCHIE
ALL NIGHT!!!!

What is the endgame of this nonsense?

>>534445712
Good call, I’m going to go to the gym instead of looking at a locked screen for hours

>stealch launch
>friday evening
>with like a hour "locked"

>>534445746
source?

>>534445746
>male human priest inviting a gnome warrior to tank BRD emp

>>534445232
it's 1 30 pm on east coast us and west coast is literally just starting to wake up

they beter unlock the server before the amerisharts get home

any second now

>>534445745
>wagecvcks

>>534444237
>nobody has time for this bullshit
but (you) do? for almost 3 weeks now

>>534445374
>7pm for slavshits (#1 pserver demographic)
its ogre

>server stays locked for 14 more hours
>no updates posted
You know it will be true. Search your feelings...

>>534445374
who gives a shit about burgers. this is euro server

>>534445382
orc cocksleeve lol

I can't decide between Hunter or Ele Shaman
I'll be playing Kezan Alliance and only care about PVE like dungeons and raids.

Which class would be more enjoyable/better in my case? I'm leaning towards Hunter because a raid team will need 3, whereas they just need 1 Ele Shaman. And Shaman is FOTM for this server.

But gear competition will be more on the hunter for both raids and dungeons I'm guessing.

My tendies delivery man died

The truth is, as an insider, Kaytotes's chastity cage is linked to the servers. He needs to wait for the Gurufashy bvll to come and unlock him for the servers go online again.

>>534445712
don't say that man

Day 13 of the experiment is already a huge success

They're locking it so
A.
>Trackers don't work
B.
>Login scripts don't work
C.
>Tourists don't have the mental capacity to autistically stare at a Realm Selection UI for 45 minutes

>>534445901
if they aren't retarded and really want to go through with a stealth launch, this is the only way
server going online alerted everyone

When can you register again?

>>534445936
undead paladin

>>534445936
>kezan
who cares

>>534445953
they cant end the test early, it has to hit 14 days
>launch the server
>people get in and play for around 1 hour
>it crashes
>down the rest of the weekend

>>534445937
holy shit KEK
sorry about the tendies tho

LET ME PLAAYYYYY

>>534445936
play the class you enjoy dude
i will be playing hunter because i am a whore for pet classes

>community mods online
>devs popping in and out
nice stealth launch retards lol

'poch soon 'poch soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG7d_4LeP48

kek

DUBS AND SERVER COMES ONLINE WITHIN THE HOUR

>>534445937
LOL Go get them!. Stretch your legs

>>534446154
banned

>>534446039
you'll need to wait 2 more weeks

let us in senpais

>>534445937
>0.3
I say go for it

>>534446167
rolling for this
>48rng

Launch is in 24 minutes anons I can feel it

>>534446016
that makes sense but are they going to wait 2 hours? 3 hours? 4 hours? it will be prime time EU anyway lmao

I missed the shadow launch. Can we wipe it again?

>>534445937
>>534446371
>Your driver crashed 0.3 miles away from you. >You can still pick up your order.
>Send flowers to your dasher's hospital room
This is very dystopic

>>534445937
this is gaytotes's fault. if the server had launched on time this tendies delivery man would still be alive.

>>534445937
Wtf... Ranjheet Singh is dead...?

>>534444205
>nobody online
/epog/ calls this "comfy"

So glad I slept at 3 AM EST instead of staying up the whole night. Can't believe you retards almost made me stay up for nothing. RIP to those that did.

I SAW THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS

Quick someone make a "locked/unlocked tracker"!

>lets check the gurubashi discord, they must be losing their shit about the login
>TRANNY QUEER DEI WOKE PRONOUNS REEE
I see.

Is cat druid gonna be good? I was thinking either I go DPS with that or I just go healer with disc priest, but since there are gonna be a lot of rogues I feel like priest is going to get graped.

Gurubashi btw, just wanna play BGs and try out wPvP.

>we fixed the queue lagging up the server and made it dynamic
>we made 2 more starting zones and put all starting zones on dedicated partitions
>but we're gonna keep these servers locked to break your trackers and unlock them when we feel like it
these fucking people

I'm on Connected it's happening!

TONIGHT

>>534445937
What the fuck, I've ordered delivery for literal decades and have NEVER had a driver crash their car.

>>534446560
>Your Dash Driver needs a blood transfusion! Click here to see if you're a match!

something happened

>>534446625
I stayed up all night but that won’t stop me from playing POCHIEE!!

>>534446729
I don't believe the vibecoding allegations, but they are definitely yolodeving their decisions.

MY SESSION EXPIRED AND NOW I CANT GET BACK IN REEEEEEE

congratulations you lived long enough for the relaunch but only 1500 people are allowed to play at a time sweetie aaaaaaaaaaand it's down again

>>534446773
...YOU

>>534446670
we are not obsessed shut up shut up shut up

JUST A PRANK
LOL

>>534446773
tonight YOU

>>534445937
>Doordash tells you to approach an active vehicle collison
Lawsuit when?

kms self

>>534446884
But the trackers show kezan online wtf
Why they single us 4channers out?

>>534446872
>>534446884
THERES AN UPDATE THATS WHY

>>534446754
you posted the edit

>>534443873 (OP)
I was dropping my kid off. Did I miss it?

>>534446943
I'm pretty sure the vehicles have come to a halt by the time he gets there.

>>534445937
>excuse me officer yes I know that guy is dead but those are my canelloni can you pass'em to me bro

>>534446984
I ALREADY INSTALLED THE UPDATE

spam logging inhunter2

THANKS FOR THE DATA LAB RATS

>>534446943
Imagine striding up to the police line of a major collision and when the officer stops you you flash him the Door Dash app.

>>534446885
>>534446942
based handbanana posters

>>534446959
Auth server is disconnecting people now, but its still online.

confirmed NOT december launch
>>534447042
what if it explodes?

Bros, do I get Snuffers to-go or Cane's Chicken for my launch day meal?

>>534447185
what the fuck is snuffers you made that up

But i still cant decide what class i want to play

>>534447101
well... yea. how else are you supposed to get your tendies?

>>534444026
Your next cope and/or projection, cucked carebear?

>>534447185
Raising Cane's is overrated and mid af

>>534446121
so why not play the good and fun pet class?

>>534447185
im getting 40 nuggies and lots of sweet curry dip

>>534447163
>ohio
I'm 99% sure nobody there has electric car

>>534447163
Frankly i always thought august was a retarded month to launch, but here we are.

>>534447301
>Lilith
every time

>>534447291
Yeah but the visual is funny to me

OPEN IT
OPEN IT NOW

>>534447289
undead paladin

>>534447301
whats the story behind the brown guy on the left?

>>534447321
but i'm playing hunter? surely you don't mean shitlock

>>534447163
Do some of you really have nothing to look forward to in life than Epoch?

ERP?

534447421
>no u
ok

>>534447423
yeah, I have a sad miserable life...

>>534447414
he's brown
that's it

>>534446016
Everything else you said was true, but
>>Login scripts don't work
bullshit.
t. login scripting

>>534447489
meant for >>534447421

>>534447423
nop

>>534447185
>>534447469
Second Cane's but sub the slaw with an extra piece of bread

Can't they just say when the launch is? I'm tired AF, wanna take a nap but do not wanna wake up to a queue. I had woken up at 3am, ended up taking a massive shit in my pants (not joking, I swear), had to spend over 1.5h cleaning everything, then work work, now waiting for Epoch to release.
Should I get some food? Maybe Max Burgers?

>>534447423
No, I do not. Last 6 months I've been just sleeping and watching anime while drinking cheap beer. Will probably kill myself when pochie dies.

Pochiee….

Going to play 12 hours straight with my trans gf I met 2 weeks ago. Very excited.

Offline again?

just remembered that when I get to log in I wont even be able to play my fucking class because pets dont work properly

>>534447574
Brother anon, please go rest. It will be here when you return.

>>534447423
these threads are literally the best thing to happen to me all year. i can only hope the rerererelaunch is as good..

I'm gonna take my dog for a walk, best of luck to you all.

>>534447601
h-hot

>>534447574
no
gaytotes will edge you for hours and only then he will let you come inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGOOL6j_F8

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGOOL6j_F8

If the server doesnt launch today, even if the launch is rocky, with disconnects every hour - I wont be playing and I'll just move on with my life.
Fuck this, I've wasted too much mental energy on this.

>>534447574
how does it take 1.5hrs to clean up shidded pantsu?

>>534445937
my driver got into an accident once
got a call from help services saying his shit got fucked and I could get a refund
I felt partially responsible, still keeps my up at night

just woke up

did I miss the fresh launch? Are you guys all level 20?

>>534447185
I'm thinking Chick FIl A

>>534447589
but then you'll miss next f r e s h

>>534445234
They got 5k players on the server the last test they did.

>>534447728
Why would you feel responsible? What were you meant to do, not order nuggies?

>>534447773
Funny joke, we're still level 15
>>534447728
Sorry to hear that, sounds like your personal 9/11

>>534447728
BUT ONCE THAT BEEFY 5 LAYER BURRITO HIT, IT WASHED AWAY ALL MY GUILT

TIME TO WASH IT DOWN WITH A NICE PEPSI©

>>534447724
It looked like an indian dish, made a mess in the bathroom. Had to clean clothing, the toilet, floor, take a shower, take a shower again, set up the washer. Wasn't pretty.

>>534447728
I had a cable service guy crash a quarter mile away from my house in a blizzard. I told dispatch to cancel the appointment due to the sheer amount of ice on the road (house is on a ridge of foothills) but she insisted he would be fine.

I've levelled up to 15 on an undead rogue on anniversary while waiting for this to come up and I'm running out of reasons to join epoch if it does eventually go live. The only appeal is the freshness, the opportunity to play as an undead paladin and the original content, But the stability of the official realms is so calming and tranquil which is one of the main reasons I play the fucking game. What a conundrum.

>>534447773
Yes, good luck with the queue already 10k people in it.

servers offline
vibes: deflating

>>534447589
dont do it anon live is worth living

Almost made it...

IM CUMMING ITS FUCKING WORKING

I HAVE A REALMLIST AIEEEEE

ITS UPP

everyone gonna play a paladin and shaman

I'm in!

>>534447949
you sent that man to his doom

Getting some Cava, bowlslop is the ultimate food for gaming, you don't even have to look down to eat.

>>534447028
Someone should reverse this, so the brown man is calling the hwite man brown.

GO NIGGERS GO

its QUEUE TIME

ITS UP

UP

IT'S UP
LEVEL CAP IS REMOVED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>534447773
yes, you missed it. if you're not level 25 by now it will be impossible to catch up.

HABBENING

GVRVFASHY SISTERS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US

I'm in

>>534447574
>Maybe Max Burgers?
wtf is that

I'M IN

Kezan up but Guru isnt

WHAT THE FUCK

Bros, I'm.... in?

>>534448202
It's time to.. play the game?

>>534447728
>>534447908
Oooooh Taco Bell®, Taco Bell®, product placement with Taco Bell!®! Enchirito... Nacho, Burrito!

WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON

WE ARE ALMOST THERE BROS!

Gurufashy brothers, we got cucked

>tbc but with less content
why not just make the server a tbc realm?

LET ME REGISTER!

GET GURU UP FFS

>>534448260
GAKE AND FAY

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we're in bros

>>534445937
>Send flowers to the Dashers hospital
>There's been an accident during the delivery of your flowers
;_;

bros... it's... stable

>>534448127
>>534448118
>>534448294
I had no queue

WE ARE SO BACK

If you don't have these two buffs active, you're not a trve gamer. You're NOT White.

>POCHIE NOW
POCHIE NOW
>POCHIE NOW
POCHIE NOW

>>534447957
yep, agreed. i'm thinking about just going back to anniversary and leveling my tauren hunter.

THEY FUCKED UP THE PRUNE LMFAO
I KEPT MY BOES
SIT THE FUCK DOWN IM SO FAR AHEAD

>>534448360
Isreal in grvbhvubvshi

first noshoe down

its up

>light leather turned to ruined scraps
???

I'M IN!

IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!
IT IS UP!!!
>IT IS UP!!!

see you guys in 3 months when these faggots opens registrations

GOODBYE LOSERS IM NEVER COMING BACK TO THESE THREADS AGAIN

IT WAS A FUN FORTNIGHT

>>534445937
>dying 0.3 away from southshore
>IRL
welp

>all my herbs wiped
what the fuck

>>534448327
unregistered sisters.. whens it gonna be our turn

>>534448470
they took his clam meats

see you faggots in 1 week when they ban 90% of you for wrongthink

>>534448327
Sorry to tell you this, but registrations will be closed for weeks, possibly months.

THEY TOOK MY SINGULAR STACK OF COPPER ORE AWAY I FUCKING HATE THEM REEEEEEEEEE

>they couldn't get the wipe working correctly and just wiped everyone's profession items
LMAO, not a great start but at least we're live

1500 on guru LOLLLLLLLLL

Did they implement crash/queue protection? I have closed and opened my game 3 times now and i have instantly connected on both my accounts every single time. Cba looking through the github pr, but thats definitely a good sign.

FUCK FUCK IM IN THE SHOWER TELL THEM TO HOLD THE SERVERS FOR JUST 3 MORE MINUTES PLEASE

Cant wait to find out if servers give out first, or anons realize how shit epooch is kek

dude i just had a few stacks ofpeaceblooms and they took it zzzz

What did he mean by this?

>>534448615
lil bro got ganked by those small dragons

so uhhh since this is a closed beta when can we expect the release?

What's the password for DESU?

>>534449004
there are no dragons anywhere near southshore. delete your post.

>>534448945
he wants to play as a goblin

IM FUCKING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

G-guys... I can't get on right now... Wait for me... Delay the launch a few more hours... P-please...

>>534449104
I read redridge, my bad. All of this waiting has fried my brain

Guruchads at work rn

i'm refreshing the registration page as fast as i can. see you guys s-soon, i hope..

MY PEACEBLOOMS HAVE DIED

>>534449043
26/07/2025

>>534449043
>this is a closed beta
a closed beta with no wipe, mind you. oh well, i guess i'll just play Ambershire.

Turtlebros....we were so close....*coughs up blood*

GURU DOWN
>GURU DOWN
GURU DOWN
>GURU DOWN
GURU DOWN
>GURU DOWN
GURU DOWN
>GURU DOWN
GURU DOWN
>GURU DOWN

guru down

>>534449287
it's over for us bro....

And rip.

gvrv......

and its down

>mass crafted all my copper ore into bars
>they didn't get pruned
AHAHAHAHHAA

so did you encounter any actual custom elites, mobs, items, quests already or am I not missing out on much and can snooze?

>>534449331
go the hospitol

What happened to the stairs?

>>534449296
My light leather turned into scraps

GURU DOWN IM CRYING

GURU OC'D THIS IS NOT BRILL

>>534445885
has it really been 3 weeks?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OVER

Guru is fucking dead.
Barely 2k online

So I still got time to hit the store for snacks and drinks
BRB don't play on the server without me!

GURUSISTEEEEEEEEEERS

5200 on Kezan, no shards.

tfw logged in next to the collect 20 peacebloom questgiver with 0 peacebloom

bnros we fucking did it... shenna is done for

>don't test gurubashi
>it shits itself
Wow.

Gurubros...

What's the password for desu?

>>534449578
yeah they stole everyones mats

GuruSISSIES LMAO

guru had 1500 people on it maybe they are raising cap?

lol these liberals really removed quest items from players

NO JOKE IT CRASHED AS I WAS LOOTING THE GOBLING CLAW.
EXACTLY AT THE MOMENT OF CLICKING ON IT
WTF

>>534449652
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>534449515
No, it's only been 6 days.

>>534449651
thank fauci i turned all my linen into bandages before the servers went down

they deleted half on Anvilmar, so expect the servers to go down for a bit

BRING BACK GVRVFASHY

>anvilmar completely bugged, NPCs fell through the world
aaaand server down

it's over

HAHAHAHA IT CRASHED LMAO

ITS OYVIR

HAHAHAHAHA

STILL CRASHING AT 5K
FUCK THIS DOGSHIT

Gvrvfvshy is 2nd class...

OH NO NO NO

thank you for testing

I got a massive rested exp bonus on my Guru toon

>instant crash again
holy kek
gaytotes.....

And it crashed

5.4k people and crashed

lol rip

oh no no no no no it's happening again

I GOT KICKED WTF

>>534449489
They also changed mobs in the cave. What the fuck did they do?

GVRV BACK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL (it crashed right after)

>GURU DOWN
>KEZAN DOWN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONLY FUCK, LASTED ONLY 15 MINUTES AT MOST. THIS SERVER IS SO DONE

>>534449652
>>534449732
Oh no no no, look at xir's head!

Great lads, see you next week

It's over

HAHAHAH

Thanks all this has been helpful

damn its actually over

Server went down just before I could /who warlock
I have every other class fuck

KAZANSISSIES OUR RESPONSE?

good cuck now put on your cage again

>guru crashes on launch
t-thanks

made some progress on my elvui config

we're all gonna make it

any bar addons that do hoverbinding?

>>534449652
Kezan also crashed. The fact that it's running this smooth means they're in a good state desu. Now its time to debug and patch all crashes as they're found.

Yeah, it's fucking over.
They didnt fix shit.

>>534449751
>they deleted half on Anvilmar
that's just custom content bro

what class do i roll?

someone jumped on cart then instantly jumped off, server crashed not 2s later.

I'm blowing my fucking brains out bye

I'M REALLY FEELING IT

that was pretty sick actually, see ya'll next weekend!

maybe next week eh bros

>>534449793
>>534449808
>>534449936
No retards, they actually broke Anvilmar. All the NPCs fell through the worldspace.

What are the odds any of us will actually be playing this a month from now

This is so bullshit I caught all my peaceblooms and silverleaf legit and I'm pretty sure if I turned them into pots I would still have them cuz I have some pots lol

This was expected! Looking at the backend data this has a very easy solution, will update you soon! The vibes are immaculate!

I died on top of Undercity WTF

>>534449919
bro... addons don't save if you get disconnected...

>>534449985
like right infront of you? what happened

>>534449991
in a month is somewhat likely

>>534449936
>running smooth
>crashed

>>534449991
almost 0, this has no long-term staying power beyond a few weeks. there's no project management skills to keep the server relevant

>>534449919
Do you have red text saying missing on your character menu?

Thanks guys this was really useful. Going to sleep now!

well at least I finished setting up my CTmod

next launch, night elf coomer mods and my MALE HUMAN PALADIN is READY to RAPE

>open gurucord
it's over

>>534448487
How much exp you get for kills?

>>534449985
Fuck manlets, let the rest of us play

these devs are fucking pathetic

>>534449996
This. All my pots are still there, and my friend still has his blacksmithing shit. It's only raw herbs, ores, and skins that were turned into greys

genuinely pathetic, im done

The reason they stealth launched it was so when it crashed, they could pretend like they just had the server up for testing purposes and it wasn't the actual launch. This dev team is so fucking retarded

Hahahah what the fuck

>>534449098
>>534449649
DESU

>>534449936
>if the server crashes it's in a good state
anon, I...

man imagine still being here hahahaha devs this incompetent cannot make good server content or gameplay decisions. no wotlk client will fix retarded devs. just fucking move on you dumbass nigger.

>>534450047
That's just what my friend was relaying to me while he was in Dun Morogh, multiple people complaining about it

that did the trick

COULD YOU BE NORMAL FOR TEN MINUTES

They completely fucked up the dwarf zone. NPCs falling through floor, can't access the stairs, the rogue trainer was gone and just so much weird shit.

>>534450118
KWAB

>>534449936
THE SERVER WAS LAGGING AND HAD HIGH AS FUCK LATENCY RETARD

>>534450038
that's fine, at least I know where some of the settings are, now

It's already over lol

>>534450190
yeah poochie weekend is out the window

>>534450190
I think the bldg is literally just too high, so the trainers are in the ground

going to shower and wank my little white boy clitty itty

>>534449936
>crashed
>running this smooth
>means they're in a good state
this is some gigadelusional levels of cope. unbelievable, really.

I don't know what's funnier:
>prune EVERY SINGLE profession item except linen cloth (they probably just forgot this is a profession item)
or
>servers crash in 15 minutes

Did someone speak to the goblin in undercity again?

I am processing sadness.

>>534450169
it's not the game Im here for, it's the early 4chan vibes

>>534450190
GOOD fuck dwarfs

POCHIE FIGHT ON

I got what I needed, thanks.

UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND
https://youtu.be/EDE5Us3KEqo?si=Q958S1xuTbz60tR9&t=33

Can't wait for another rollback to deny me ANOTHER bag drop :)

>>534450162
The dwarf troll cave got replaced with frost elementals as well

>>534450228
no it wasn't?

>>534450290
i have all my copper bars

>>534450040
kek

>>534450190
Quick patch, couple days

>>534450235
that's because you're connecting from brazil

We need another prune bros

buffed at least 20 players before crash.
feels good.

AMBIE HYPE
AMBIE HYYYPPPE

>>534450228
I was getting 155ms and zero input lag at 5.4k pop before the shutdown.

>>534450228
I felt no lag right up to the crash.
Sounds like a (you) problem.

They didn't touch gold but rotted my fucking herbs????

You guys had your allotted weekly fun. Now wait two more days for Epoch.
t. Kucktotes

Still not rolling Turtle.

Fuck this, I'm done for today, I don't care if I don't get to play more today.

>kill one level 1 mob
>get 88 XP
so where's the explorer's contract for Undeads?

>>534450117
0 from the warrior. got 270 from a green lock 10 second earlier

>>534450290
The funniest thing is that those retard think I cared about those 100 copper ore when what I wanted above all was to be 100 Mining so I can get att the tin and silver ore with no competition

At least I got to nab some names

>>534450352
everything that just happened is getting rolled back if it was an actual crash

a-at least we g-got our 5 minutes...

>>534450162
>add new starter zones no one asked for
>while the server hasn't even launched yet
>accidentally mess up the world geometry
>have to bring servers down to fix it
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO anyone with a brain saw this coming. just get the servers up, don't make other new changes that aren't necessary

>>534450228
30ms latency and input lag here

>2 weeks of edging for minutes of release
cuckCHADS won

>>534449478
bump

mfw I'm stuck at work right now

>>534450228
>>534450345
>>534450235 my bad babe

>>534450440
nab on deez nuts

THE CONNECTIONS
THEY'RE TOO STRONG

I'm sorry... I just wanted the chicken pet :c

>>534449996
I had 17/20 light leather for the profession quest and now its gone ... like tears in rain

so the kino jump quest to get up the stairs into Anivlmar wasn't intentional?

>>534450326
>>534450367
>>534450380
>>534450483
paid shills.

>>534450414
Brill

>>534450113
it's so over
the inmates are running the asylum

Is this some grand social experiment to get us all off playing? This feels like being on methadone and only getting the tiniest fucking hit

>>534450514
there are a few new quests in westfall that i've seen
elite quest to kill a gnoll, a quest to find some bitch's husband who shacked up with the defias, etc.

>>534450568
>He didn't get the chicken on the first day

never gonna make it

>>534450554
yes sir

>>534450040
that's funny... did they ban the male pregnancy emoji?

>>534450167
Are you esl or retarded, i'm saying the fact that the server ran that smooth with so many people dumped in one zone, was a good sign. Last time their fucking queue system bricked their sservers, this is obvious progress. Now they should launch server in debug mode and start hammering out crashes.

>>534450417
>NE male
only alliance players that actually fight. based king.

>>534450190
>rogue trainer was gone
You need stealth detection

Guys, chill out.
If we get about 10 minutes of playtime every 2 weeks, and it takes about 14 days of playtime to get to level 60, then we'll get to level 60 sometime comfortably around the year 2102.

I'm getting 118ms on th east coast US just about the same I get on twow

>I asked DESU how many players they see online
>Anon replied with like 5200
>server immediately crashed
LOL

>>534450583
Keep malding retardditor lole

are quest items group loot?

The server was supposed to release two weeks ago and they didn't even add collision to the floor?

DOU@BTERS BTFO WERE BAKC

did anyone get to see the gnome starting zone?

>>534450606
>a quest to find some bitch's husband who shacked up with the defias
BASED

Just hard lock it at 5k and open more servers with the idea to merge them later, It's not that hard

>>534450465
It's okay Ghorast. We can group up once the servers get back up online. Surely it won't take another week. Just accept my friend request first.

>>534450603
unfortunately anon its just a piece of shit server ran by people in way over their heads

>>534450583
Retard.

Unless they took realms down on purpose, there's no recovering from this fucking mess

Kek I’m going back to BBC+

Where have I read this before?

It didn't crash, we took it down.

>>534450228
I was literally at 20ms and everything was smooth as fuck.

POCHIE OCTOBER POCHIE OCTOBER POCHIE OCTOBER POCHIE OCTOBER

>>534450802
good thing they did then

Art & design team got a big surprise for you :)

>>534450723
>>534450745
Devs usually do a yellow text in chat announcing the shutdown

I don't care about anvilmar just kill all dwarfs in game

>>534450745
>Server taken down because of issues with anvilmar
>New patch coming

>>534450842
this one i actually believe, the dwarf starting area was completely fucked

IT LITERALLY ACTUALLY WAS NOT A POPULATION CAP CRASH LRN 2 RED

>>534450745
WOW GOOD THING THEY CREATED THAT NEW GNOME AREA THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR, WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THERE TO BE ISSUES WITH A COMPLETELY NEW ZONE THAT WAS COMPLETED IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS WITH BARELY ANY TESTING?

>>534450583
>sweating this hard over us getting to play
tell shenna to eat my ass

oh its actually the anvilmar thing

>all this effort for 2 weeks
>just to raise the cap from 2500 to 5000
so now the queue size will be 15,000 instead of 17,500. really nice job

Screw this, I only come here for the porn anyways, who wants to fap with me

>>534450606
based epoch added hecking cuckoldry! FUCK YES.

>>534443873 (OP)
Judiciously crafted for shota cock

>server didn't crash it just coincidentally was taken offline at the same number it usually crashes at

LOL

>throughout years of testing, none of the devs ever made a single dwarf
what are the implications?

they BETTER fucking release a new zone in this downtime or I'm gonna be pissed

Would you guys be willing to give them just 1 more week just to iron over any possible issues? Re-release next Friday.

>>534450745
WHAT THE FUCK IS ANVILMAR

>>534450891
here's the surprise: *PPPPprrrRRRRROOooooottttt*
enjoy :)

FUCK YOU DWARF SHITS WHY CANT I PLAY BACAUSE OF YOUR SHIT ZONE???

THE SERVER DID NOTCRASH
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

>>534450927
Anvilmar is in the dwarf starting zone

>>534450910
pics or it didn't happen

>>534450802
the starting zone, anvilmar, had no npcs and the terrain was fucked up so people couldn't get in. lmao

>>534451002
No. I'm mostly just in it for funposting in this thread now, and the yoyo servers are far more conductive to this goal

>>534450950
cuckquean thoughever

>>534450927
>WITH BARELY ANY TESTING?
testing is for noobs. these devs are pros.

>>534451038
Dwarf starting zone.

>>534451038

New starter zone they made it up a week. Not tested live btw.

>>534451056
pipe down, dwarves have the best starting zone in the game

Keep yer feet underground!

>>534450987
anon, it worked fine on launch. the problem is one of the members of the "art team" thought it would be helpful to create two entirely new starting zones for gnome/troll before the server is even working properly, now we have to wait for them to fix it to be able to play

>>534451108
there was a sick jump quest to get in, I hope they leave the stairs gone

kaytotes needs a c-section, get this baby out NOW

>>534451095
kek

I was in the shower browsing this thread when the servers went up. I immediately called my sister on the phone and told her to log me into my account then go get me panda express. She's probably in the drivethru right now all for nothing. Fuck you epoch you've wasted yet another person's time.

nobody has screenshots of fucked up anvilmar?

>>534450945
Hey...

>>534451095

>I-i-i saw Baron Rivendare...,under the map

>YOU DIDN'T SEE BARON RIVENDARE UNDER THE MAP. THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE BOSS WOULD SPAWN OUTSIDE OF THE INSTANCE AND START THE ENCOUNTER? YOU CAN'T? BECAUSE IT ISN'T POSSIBLE.

>>534450745
How about they fucking tell people that in the updates channel instead of just taking the server down without saying a word? How is it possible to be this inept at communicating?

>>534450945
hey...

>>534451179
don't see what adding a zone has to do with breaking another one

>>534451159
It's not a new one, it's the original one that they just fucked up. I have no idea why they decided to modify the dwarf starting zone, they also changed some mobs and probably some quests too.

>>534451178
Wash your back

>>534451183
lmao

There is one technical solution to this problem and you know where to find it. We'll be waiting for you

Well that was a good fresh. On to the next.

>>534451303
where do you think they put the new zone? they had to change the topography of the area.

KEZAN IS UP AGAIN

>>534450945
Needs a shota dicking her down

>>534451097
they're in the same zone, they obviously messed it up when they added the gnome starting area

>>534451303
they're in the same zone, do you honestly think they added an entirely new landmass for the gnome starting zone? it's still in dun morogh

Who is actually going to do explorer's contract? I can't get over that it basically means you could have leveled up a second character in that time. 20 days /played feels obscene if you're going to raid.

Convince me to be an explorer, Anons.

>>534450927
You're so fucking mad that they made two (2) (dos) custom starter zones for us that you forgot that Anvilmar is just the Dwarf starter zone.

they turned the dwarfs trans and they all killed themselves :)

>>534451281
because theres 8 times more players than there is room for said players

can't wait for the endgame custom content to look like this :)

KTOTES YUO ACTUALLY KILLED A POOR DASHDOOR DRIVER

#JUSTICEFORMIGUEL

>>534451238
Hi~

>>534451347
HOLY SHIT SHORTIES BTFO

>>534451347
GBJ

>>534451347
classic issue that all private servers experience, Anvilmar rising out of the ground

>>534451347
>starting zone full of midgets
>take away the stairs
Fucking dastardly

OPEN THE REGISTRATION!

>>534451347
KEK

>>534451178
How are ya'?!

>>534451281
ok so now telling you what happened after the server goes down isn't enough
you faggots need to kill yourselves

>>534451303
gnome area presumably built underneath dun morogh, screwed up verticality of main zone somehow.
They really should have tested these areas or not bothered adding them. Memes aside, this is really poorly thought-out from them, moreso than all of the previous failures.

>>534451324
Oh right I see. Sorry for misinfo, I've never played alliance lol

>>534451324
>I have no idea why they decided to modify the dwarf starting zone, they also changed some mobs and probably some quests too.
How new are you? They made changes to all starting zones, new content is the whole purpose of this server.

>>534451164
I prefer Horde overall, but this is true.

>every other private server ever
>Has small bugs in starting zones or polishing required due to how awfull troonity core is
>Epoch devs be like "yep we dropped 2 full starting zones with dozens of quests, with no testing whatsoever, because we are talented professionals"
>Also epoch devs on discord: "apologies we are just rag tag team of amateurs :( pls dont scream at us"
>Server is on
>Dies in minute due to new starting zones

Cannot make this shit up
If you ar elucky you gonna play on christmas break

>>534451370
>where do you think they put the new zone?
probably an island like the goblin island on turtle. that way they don't risk breaking anything

i guess ill go masturbate again, but im warning the devs there's already blistering on the shaft i can't keep edging like this

>>534451214
kek

>>534450297
>early 4chan
dumbass nigger the place if filled with retail zoomers

>>534451347
That's hilarious
In turtle sometimes you fall through the new zeppelings, apparently deleting your cache fixes it.
If that's all you have to do to see the stairs we're fucked

>>534450945
already busted five times today but i can eke out another nut i suppose. its probably gonna dribble out slowly over my hand. ill just fling it onto the cum wall

>>534451424
you going to walk there and pick up your order or cancel the order?

>>534451487
But that new content wasn't there a week ago.

>>534450723
tell him to use shutcountdown if its controlled case

I FUCKING KNEW IT THE NEW STARTING ZONES ARE FUCKING US UP AND ITS THE WHOLE REASON THEY FUCKING DELAYED THE LAUNCH FUCK EPOCH

Thank you Kes <3

>>534449991
0, they can't run their servers for shit. They're just stringing whales along for donobombs

>>534451347
HOW WILL THE MANLETS EVER RECOVER

>>534451347
how the fuck does this even happen

>>534451002
no

>>534451387
I'm doing it because I want to see ALL the quests in the undead zone, Explorer Contract is done not for the rewards but for the MAXIMUM COMFY levelling

>>534451426
Does your cock smell good :3

>>534451478
they have said absolutely nothing if you haven't noticed

>>534451475
Sorry, I just cannot get over how fucking gay the retail animations are.

>>534451475
BROGGIN'

>>534451550
That happens because turtle is a hacked together mess that the devs do not have the skill to fix. This happened because some retard literally forgot to put the stairs there. I'm not sure what is worse.

>>534451395
they're both in dun morogh, they obviously messed up the geometry of the zone somehoiw

>rushed custom content brings down the server
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

But what about the Troll zone?

>>534451347
Really wish someone was streaming or recording this shitshow live

>>534451097
The new Gnome starting zone most likely impacted the geometry of Anvilmar since it's slightly below it.

>>534451561
>Getting put into the back of an ambulance
>Some retard runs up to you and demands his tendies

>>534451480
>really should have tested
that's your job now

>>534451426
disc or...?

>>534451347
DWARVES CANT POSSIBLY JUMP UP THERE. YOURE SUPPOSED TO KEEP UR FEET ON THE GROUND.

I just wanted to play a little...

>>534450745
mfw they never ever test anything before pushing it to live realms

>>534451347
>>534451451
imagine all of the fucked up zones that we don't even know about

>>534451478
It was said by a Discord janny in the general channel moving at light speed. I wouldn't have seen it if it weren't for that screenshot.

>>534451387
>20 days /played
how slow are you? jeez
i get 60 in 5 days /played generally and i don't even think i'm that fast

Not a single person in the entire word asked for the custom zones to be made.

SOMEONE TAG KES AND TELL HER: THANKS FOR RUINING OUR EVENING
I DARE YOU
DO IT OR NO BALLZ

How many players did Gurubashi have before crash?

>>534451517
I mean they could have an added some island teleport-er I guess, but it doesn't make much sense for them not to to be underground.

>>534451387
I want to fully experience the world and the quests for a change
though I don't really care about raiding so it's not a big deal for me if I take a month to reach 60

>>534451750
is an island, probably fine

(nobody has made a troll yet)

>server endlessly crashing for a week
>make new zones in the interim to please playerbase as an apology for the crash
>server finally releases
>new zones crash the server

This is because you chuds upset Kes, you couldn't think straight and messed up.
FUCK YOU LEMUR2525

>>534451347
This server just keeps on giving holy kek