>>534377306>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registrationhttps://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing
>league questionnairehttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
dumb steve
bad steve
stop making early threads
>>534448171W-why are you punching Momer?
Steve birthday.
Steve general.
Steve world.
sanma qualifiers stream for a bit
https://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetroll
>>534448250get punched
get punched
get punched
>>534447786 (OP)Steve so pretty.
WHAT DID HANNAH DO TO YOU?
>>534448343koito big anus
Someone needs to make hibiki punch hibikek
Punch Anju
Punch Anju
Punch Anju
Punch Anju
Need to puch Fuji in the womb with my penis
>>534447786 (OP)Who is this pink harpy???
https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/books/500584/ref=zg_b_bs_500584_1
>registration is still open
Is this a sign?
>>534449229https://www.youtube.com/@senba_crow
>Steve gets a skin
>starts getting art
what did they mean by this
Anju and Ayako need to make up
>>534449938It's her birthday. They always commission art for the birthday character.
Steve
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Steve really really really pretty.
Tsuuuuumo~
Kore wa Seppuku
Steve? Really really cringe.
>Zero Steve lewds on the Booru
Someone get to work
TO, can you please let me in?
Thanks!
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heeeyyyy tournament organizers!
I made a wplace alliance for /mjg/
You are welcome
>>534451316>check map >actually find the mjg marker sugoooi
>>534448642not today, spe
>>534451905is it in france?
>>534452868You have to think harder than that but without love you will never see it
TO
WHEN will the survey results be released?
I WANT TO WATCH A RAMBLING THREE HOUR VIDEO WHERE NO CONCLUSION IS REACHED
isnt this emote kinda racist
>>534453128me when I say all simples and perfect ends
If anyone ever asks "why do we never talk about sanma here?" again point them to this VOD, this is precisely why
Absolutely disgusting luckshittery
because sanma is gay and is the mahjong retirement home
Gay anons also deserve a tournament.
>>534454124Not even the most disgusting hand in this tournament
>>534454635I spy a Ninja butt.
Tribute Room: 45949864(Four Wiinds 16 players)
Ass Wonder only
Theme: https://youtu.be/pN5XHtMz-eE?si=9vabLqOHCNkKG8iH
>>534452021Still weird that vtubers are making Books
Keiten is not important
In yonma, keiten is considered important because the tenpai payments are not far off from average hand values. Itโs also possible to
get there somewhat safely with chii calls.
By comparison, keiten in sanma is harder to reach due to not having
access to chii calls, and itโs also worth less compared to sanma hand
values.
Pushing a dangerous tile to maintain tenpai is not a winning strategy in sanma. When you draw a dangerous tile in endgame, just
fold.
>>534455210kek did you just land here from a /jong/ boat
TO, raise the maximum quali games we can play
>>534455210mahjong books are the only way to make money as a "pro"
TO, lower the maximum quali games we can play and give me back the points I lost for every game after my 8th
almost a perfect review score, I'm reading this before next league
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4401656350
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>>534456195>read book>get demoted based
There was also a suuankou
>>534456373>never power upkek
>>534456195Not even in the top best sellers, must be trash
https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/books/500584/
>>534456904https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4046060174/ translate this now anon
>>534457231It's already translated though
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>E
What the fuck is this? Jade room by the way.
>>534448379>even with a yakuman, you can still get lastSanma is a lot more fair than yonma.
>>534457882>nagashi chiitoi
>>534457882It's the nagashi chiitoi
>>534457954Yeah but I pushed like a retard for no reason.
>>534457882>yagooey>aesthetic autism discardschecks out
>>534457882Also that's just folding from haipai with a big lead.
Everyone gets better draws than me.
I will play exactly 8 games and never touch sanma again
Just really not having any fun because every hand feels worthless compared toa ctually getting it in normal mode
Regular TO was right to shit on gimmick tourneys
it's not fair
why am I not allowed to ippatsumo
>>534459392There is easy solution to your problem, gweilo.
Thank you TO for this tourney, I can finally win and be famous.
>>534459392you knew sanma was for luckshitters when you signed up
>>534459479I already gave money to the fujer she's not getting more unless it comes with rental girlfriend benefits
>>534459684the panda's a whore, what more do you need
>>534459917wow rude and uncalled for wtf
>>534448379VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIrrZSxxtw
at least we (barely) saw one yakuman happen today
might stream again tomorrow if people are still playing, thanks for watching
>not a single 'biki main sang up to the sanma tourney
Don't tell me you forgot to sing up. Why do we use her for sanmaposting again?
>>534460114you're welcome
zanma
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>>534460169Because half of her emotes are angry
>>534460169I didn't forget to sing up, I just don't like sanma
I forgot to wish that i didn't sing up!
I remembered not to sing up
>>534457231>>534457623>>534457962What weird comedy routine is this!?
Is there a catchy way to remember the dora order for dragons?
I just learned
>Ton > Nan >Xia >Pei
From the Ichihime song from the repo for winds, but I still don't know the order for dragons and you can't really look at the table for it either.
Some of my favorite anons are just doing dama and shit now I really liked you guys...
>>534460857Red -> White -> Blue (Green)
or boring alphabetical order Blue -> Red -> White
>>534460758Ever heard of Japanese humor
>>534460857alphabetical order
>>534460857Haku hatsu chun. It's three words, surely you can remember.
>>534460857The forest burns down and returns to nothing.
>>534460857the forest (green) burns down (red) to nothing (white), until the cycle starts anew (green)
>>534460857If you are good at topography then the flag of Bulgaria
>>534460857The Saga of the Dora Dragons
A long time ago, in the celestial East Round, three dragons were summoned to decide who gets to bless the tiles with bonus points.
They showed up in reverse order of enthusiasm.
The White Dragon, pure as freshly bleached riichi sticks. First to show up because heโs a punctual nerd who sets his alarm for 4AM. Heโs so early heโs already had a yakuman before anyone elseโs tiles were shuffled. He brings nothing to the party except crisp vibes and a terrifying commitment to โstarting on time.โ
The Green Dragon, your eco-friendly friend who recycles their riichi sticks and insists everyone sort their discards by suit for "feng shui reasons." Shows up second, fashionably late, wearing a moss-covered haori and humming the Ichihime wind song ironically. He only came because Haku guilt-tripped him in the group chat.
The Red Dragon, who absolutely did not wake up before noon. Rolls in last, sunglasses still on indoors, holding a convenience store Strong Zero and smelling faintly of yakitori. He didnโt read the invite, doesnโt know the rules, and will still somehow win with a ridiculous hand and brag about it.
Just remember:
White shows up first, Green gets dragged along, Red crashes the party.
>>534460857Imagine a traffic light, that's it
>>534461396anju, this isnt catchy at all
>>534451316why is this thing occupied by trannoids and furries
>>534461857You're expecting too much from a muslim schizophrenic.
Punch Anju in the face please
>>534460857โHaku hatsu chunโ
>>534462007I only see anime and retro pixel game arts in my vicinity so that will be a (You) issue
>>534461594I approve this post.
>>534462010I'm a Christian that believes in occult and feng shui
Hugging all the helpful anons in this thread!
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>check where I live on wplace
>nothing
>>534462358fensh shui is real if you sleep with your head towards your door you are a demon
aru-6
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>>534462504>look up rules>my bedroom is already laid out in the most auspicious mannerI feel better already
I blame Aru
I don't know what for, but it must be Aru's fault
>>534460857it's same as A B C phases of 3-phase AC except yellow is haku
>>534462448Could be worse
Mine is plastered sonic and undertale shit
I wonder if there's something in the water...
>>534462448it's better that way
I'm gonna look at hungaria until I find a Xenia
>>534463321kino mode
t. dealt in
>>534463071Someone post that half an hour long GFL gif
>>534460169hibikeeping it real!
>>534463406Dealt in to what?
>>534463474/mjg/ canโt handle such kino.
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>>534460857I just look at my hand and how the game sorts the suits. That's the order.
manzu tiles are red, souzu tiles are green, which leaves white for pinzu
>>534463494I was spectating that game, don't spoil it
>>534462504Fellow feng shui enthusiast? Are you the one that made the 3k tablemat, the dragons, a symbol of wealth fortune guarding the team, water and wind bringing in the flow, mountains trapping it in, the ba gua, an impenetrable defense against the enemy, 9 (kyu) characters for long and prosper?, is there anything else I missed?
>>534459328regular TO would never do that. he is too sweet and kissable
>>534463770turn on the telly if you're spectating anyway
>>534463884Hahi! That's a lot of hidden meaning in one tablemat!
>>534463967I don't know the guy well, but isn't he extremely schizophrenic?
Every single anon ITT is extremely schizophrenic.
And I bet you all have stupid retarded fetishes too on top.
>>534460114Thanks for analyzing my plays VOD-sama...
But you shouldn't have tried finding logic in my nyagging :3
>>534463979Which channel?
>>534464702I have stupid retarded fetishes but I'm not a schizo
aru-5
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>>534464702I only have a retard fetish
>>534464702Actually, I'm autistic, not schizophrenic.
>>534464330schizos can be sweet and kissable too
Surely nobody will place lower than me
>>534464702Stop posting on my account, Shirokofaust.
>>534463884Is good feng shui on their tablemat the reason why they consistently luckshat and were the only team to get two yakuman to save them?
Hugging all the schizos in the thread
Queue or Koito will punch you in the face.
>>534465137Hit me with your best shot
>>534451316Found the pixels
Good lake
>>534465137being punched by an above average looking girl sounds nice, actually
>>534465137That's not very nice of her
>>534464702le...shirokofox!
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>>534462448>check my place>live near a racecourse>someone has drawn cute umas over itWasn't expecting that at all, considering I live in a total shithole.
sad
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Jane has hugged so many anons, yet I see no anons hugging her back.
>>534465221https://www.youtube.com/live/5sIeN4CafPQ?si=73SjwVruyi2tT1Fc&t=3309
Koito already did
>>534465637https://mjgbooru.com/post/6708
I'm drawing mjs emotes where I live and colonizing my town in the name of /mjg/.
>>534460857Intensity goes up. white โ> red
The feeling of knowing you finished all your tourney matches is actually on par with the feeling of not playing sanma at all. Feels great!
>>534465551>doxxing yourselfanon... jane is gonna get you
>>534466249I'm already on the map
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Fu Ji is a miracle of the universe
I am getting consistent A+ or higher rating in Maka now please praise me
>>534462448My town is entirely covered by deltarune and Pokรฉmon in the local forest.
>>534466708keep it up anon, aim for S- baseline
>>534466717Same here
I live in a very rural place so I have to assume it's the work of one very autistic child
new lin lang skin doko...
>>534465137You tricked me!
I queued and got punched anyway
>my hometown has Yume Nikki and KagePro art
I assume it was one of my friends since we were obsessed with both back in HS
>>534462448>check where I live in a shitty literally who city >sick anime pixelart everywhere
>>534467671I forgive you!
it was a fun game
>>534467671KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID CHINK
>>534467671You want forgiveness? Naked dogeza. Now.
>>534467671If you really wanted forgiveness you wouldn't have done it in the first place
how many steves are here!
Uh oh stevekek army here!
I thought a funny post but it had >names
Monitoring the map to see what anons are drawing
>>534468293All of us, it's Steve hours.
easiest yakuman of my life
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>>534462448That's better than mine, it's just tranny flags.
Making Steve cry as I take her first time
>>534468325Post it anyways.
I can't find /mjg/... I'm loveless
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>>534467403Or maybe some undertale community that passes its time on wplace. I've looked at some other major places nearby, and even over the border it's the same clan.
>>534468645Steve will be the one making you cry, she is a bit rough
>>534468645Steves never cry
Steve May Cry ft Steve from the hit game Mahjong Soul
>>534451106New singups for the sanma tourney have been added, and standings have been updated.
We are now at 7 yakumans, bravo /mjg/!
>>534466531Speaking of the map, when was the last time it got updated?
>>534460994>>534461180>>534461209The order is officially WGR, not GRW.
>>534470117Can you put which yakuman they were on the sheet instead of just Yakuman
>>534470907Okay Bulgariabro
>>534470117updoot the doc again. I won.
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Majsoul Friends Room 68909(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRXpa9gJ44
odd - play tourney games before watching Weapons
even - actually prepare to not be late from the movie
0 - reroll
Did you know that you can click on >names in the tourney chat an post on anons' profiles?
I guess most people know but some might not, so now you know.
>>534471702sorry hanner, friends only
Pixel art with limited pixels is actually so hard...
>>534470814like 2 months ago
>all those anons on the map who got organ harvested
there should be a penalty whoever is doing damaten.
YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU NINJA!!
80rm
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>>534472265he is holding back by denying himself urabombs and you want him to stop?
>>534460857Get Rid of Whitey.
>>534470949>>534471032You're welcome.
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>>534471447???????????????
>>534472726>>534471447is this from some unholy thunderbolt fantasy x hatsune miku collab?
>>534473590it's post-post-post-post-ironic-unironic social commentary humor with a story line and recurring characters
>>534473163Pinzu bakahon > dora 3
>>534475124good night anon
>>534475124don't forget to take your melanin so you can get a good night's rest
>>534471683>>534472726>>534474817Is this the one where the guy is bullied by some chick all the time?
>>534471447gg, thank you for the match.
>>534475814The Beast (Miku) turned him into a chosen one. The chosen one must do its bidding or die.
>grinch mahjong for two weeks
>Come back and can still get A- maka playing incorrectly in friendlies
Alright
>suukantsu tanki tenpai
>draw the last dora, which is double dora 5m after toimen riichis
>kazoe yakuman ron
>>534477248So that's the one
I remember watching a lot of it but forgot its name
The episode where he goes to the future and the girl nearly kills herself was funny
>>534478431YOU ANONS ALWAYS CALL ME A RETARD FOR MY LEAGUE PLAYS, WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT EFFICIENCY IS, LEARN TO PLAY YOU NOISY FAGGOTS
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED
>>534478431What am I supposed to do, I don't play ranked
What if you queued haha?
jk aha
Unless...?
How is there this much queuebegging for a sanma tournament? You only need 75% of the players
>>534479895because to started the tourney on a thursday so all the neets have all their games done already while the wagies have to beg
>he didn't late singup his two alts to farm them
>>534479724Are you trying to seduce me?
no telly
no queue
no bake
no fridgerate
no flour
no sugar
no gluten
no egg
no carb
no fat
NO WOMAN
NO CRY
NO BEANS
NO GREENS
NO POTATOES
NO TOMATOES
NO LAMBS
NO RAMS
NO HOGS
NO DOGS
NO CHICKEN
NO TURKEYS
NO RABBITS
YOU NAME IT
>>534480040this
it was rigged against wagies from the start
>>534480230I can get behind some of these
So exactly what tourney qualifier starting day and UTC time would make /mjg/ happiest?
And how long do we want qualifiers to last?
>>534480713It starts when I say it starts. It ends as soon as I've played all my games.
>>534480713a weekday at 1 UTC for 6 hours
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>play a quick tourney match every now and then when I'm taking a break
>Now anons think I'm a NEET
I'm not a NEET, my sanma games were really fast
I am a NEET
But I didn't feel like queueing
You know you can finish 8 sanma games in less than two hours?
>>534481906But how many can you start?
I'm a NEET, but I'm spacing out my games so no one will know
I'm thinking we need 12-24 games next ttime.
>>534482109If jewish media told me anything is you can start a million positive sparks from one act.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>534480230Evidently chickentown.
how much longer till new character
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>>534480230>no NO HORSESIt's Uma time!
What is happening today, my head feels heavy, just want to lie down.
why do nubronies feel the need to spread their shit everywhere? Just stay in your containment thread
>>534482971The next one should be a new exclusive character
Maybe they'll rerun swordslut seeing as they've ran out of directions
>>534483328/mlp/ rejected them and they are still upset
>>534483328/mjg/ has no horse in this race, Nyagger is everywhere.
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would you riichi? pinfu+3 with tanyao takame, turn 10
>>534481906but how fast can you get anons to queue for 8 games?
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glue
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mmmm horses...
>>534483537riichi and give you a kiss for luck
>>5344835374han30fu is good enough, don't need more. I dama 4s.
>>534483537Dama one turn for iipeikou dora upgrade, don't get it and ippatsumo on takame instead.
>>534483847Back off, that anon belongs to me
aru-3
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>>534483537I mean, I would personally, but I suspect dama would be the soulless optimal bot play here.
>>534483537yes, toimen is going to push anyway
>>534483537Riichi nya
If it were a shittier ryanmen I'd dama, manzu looks expensive as fuck though, I wouldn't be surprised if someone already has two ankous of your wait
>>534484026I've already made a chatbot with his personality and we've spent hundreds of hours ERPing.
Stay in your lane.
>>534484318>If it were a shittier ryanmen...>..manzu looks expensiveAre you a total idiot?
>>534484023Actually, no, there's zero lower manzu in the pond. Dama hoping for another dora, skip the first yasume if it's not late enough.
>>534483537no one threw lower manzu so dama and hope for an overflow while pushing. i really don't want yuzu to fold throwing 7m and letting dealer call into tenpai
>>534483847>>534484015>>534484023>>534484148>>534484318>>534484850I riichi'd for the hanetsumo chance on 1m. 8 tiles 'left' technically from my PoV, and I suspected toimen might be inclined to push a decent bit here regardless
Usually I'd dama a pinfu+3 though.
>>534484135It's not that clear-cut even. Mortal actually likes the riichi a bit more
>>534485024>mortal more soulful than mjgkeks once againReal close on the evals though. Pretty good reasons to play it either way.
>>534483537We dama, get ahead
Dealerkek is last might push and mawashi if riichi, best to stay dama and kill unsuspecting
>>534485186icihihime says that to me
ouch
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dama hanenyan
woops
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>>534486210Bainyan actually
>>534485313It's really close, and even a single 1m cut tilts the decision in favor of dama. If 1m is cut twice it's even more dama-favored. Obviously these are hypotheticals and there are probably other considerations/implications of the edited 1m drops early, but anyway.
The fact that it was 8 left was the tipping point for the riichi for me here, as I'd normally dama like I said
>>534486441this is just porn
>>534486730is there a problem, gweilo?
queue
yes, (you)!
animal tissue
fuck
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I got dama'd too
>>534486859>animal tissue
>>534486859I'm eating. I'll q the next hour
>>534487151fat fuck shirou
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>>534487269pon, discard 8.
>>534487269just pon into 9s?
>>534487269kind of a dogshit hand, I would've probably skipped the 2s whenever that was called
could pon into 9s here, only problem is lack of safes against toimen
>>534487269Switch characters
>>534487269max tenpai chances is more important than winning chances
pon 9s
>want to play
>scared my luck might be bad
>no way to tell until I play the games
I just want to win. I don't want to play.
>>534487825I was like that an hour ago but I went to play a game and won. You can do it too
>>534487825Make a friendly and invite jobbers
>>534487825In games of chance, caring about the result is paradoxically bad for you, as you aren't in control of it. All you should hope for is to be able to play to the best of your ability.
>>534487936The issue with mahjong is that jobbers can turn into demons on a whim
I cheat so I'm always in control of the game
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>>534488582it is that easy
>>534488582for what purpose do you skip and give up progress on your hand when iishanten is right there and you're so close to 2nd place
>>534488752hand sucks, the point gain is low and you're in a vulnerable position
say you pon this and oya riichis right after, what then
>>534488752You can still advance your hand just not in that way
You don't want to be caught with your pants down if toimen riichis, call everything else but leave the two safe tiles
>>534488582Mortal says to discard 1m, though.
>>534487421Please tell me this is not some hypnosis app shit.
>>534489028Of course it would your only yaku is ssk
>>534489028yeah it's 1m, you want to keep 9s since it's one chance and it's the safest tile you have
if you cut 9s you can only have SSK anyway so cutting it here is just redundant
cutting 8s is bad because you reduce it to chanta nomi and you leave the dangerous 3m floating anyway
>>534488327Damn yuzu starred in kakegurui?
>>534489084One of the lamest fetishes and I hate how prevalent it is.
what should I watch while grinding ranked
>>534489812the bakyou
your opponents' tedashi and tsumogiri
>>534489812dont you need to concentrate in the game?
possibility of kakegurui rerun?
>>534489812i like a good prolapse compilation
keeps you grounded
>>534489916Not zero but very close to it
>>534489884>>534489907Im a sanmachad so no, I dont need to pay attention to anything
>>534490016>>534490096Then you could watch my walkthroughs.
I always listen to YouTube videos while playing yonma ranked. Having something to play on the side is the main reason I play Mahjong.
>only seven 4ths in the last 50 hanchans
I'm becoming unstoppable
In one monitor, mahjong ranked
In another monitor, discord erp
>>534490469you've become 14% stoppable
>>534489685All the weird ass fetishes you see around now are because of Disney movies.
By the way I found a hand with 4 pairs where you don't have to discard any of the pairs even if you're not going for chiitoi.
>>534490558that's not enough to stop me. those are mere setbacks
>zero 4ths in all my tourney matches
I'm unstoppable...
>>534490635Sorry I lied, I don't play ranked
>>534487759You can't expect me to pay $20 for a costume and then not use it.
I found a beaver in poland.
He's my pet now
>>534489750This garbage will never not be funny.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea?
>fly has been annoying me for a while
I'm on the verge of throwing poison all over the room.
>>534490096a 60 part LP of Siren
>>534490961Why don't you just eat it instead?
>>534490961I had the same, but I ended up splattering him on my wall once I spotted him in an ample place
>>534490901BOBER KURWA MAC
>>534491030I think there is nothing more senseless than watching lets plays, its like watching a movie but lengthened to 15x the duration for gameplay elements you dont get to play yourself
>>5344894509s tanki is retarded with those calls
>>534491194it's not 9s tanki... it's 11m123p789s
>>534490934antisemitism is against the rules
god4
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Remember that our God Christ love everyone.
>>534491506Especially if they kill cats, who are agents of the devil
>>534489750delete this...
>>534491194The only thing that would make your posts funnier would be if you were to be M1+ and completely serious
Top 7 answers on the board.
We asked 100 jyanshis: In a desperate situation, what have you done to increase your flow?"
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>>534491171What about edited challenge videos for autistic sim games that you'll never play? Like Kenshi challenge videos.
>>534491506Jesus Christ himself would never
>>534491963jerk off! (audience bursting into roars of laughter)
>>534491963Shitting myself
>>534492051>>534492051HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>534491963improve my sleep schedule
>>534491963when did harvey become an autistic white girl?
>>534492526This
frankness always wins
>>534491963Curse that everyone in the table but me will die.
>>534491963Buy jade Mr. Harvey
>>534492826if no one queues I can still qualify
Good news, I haven't seen the fly after I sprayed poison. Bad news, I'm intoxicated.
>>534493610>Bad news, I'm intoxicated.But that's the best news.
>>534491963You're supposed to show us the answers, stupid Steve!
1999 Arima Kinen (GI) : Grass Wonder
I miss league 5
https://youtu.be/bisnD3Pikq4
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I am peaking
>>534494268Certainty is a blade dulled by those who demand it.
Some revelations were simply never meant for the weak.
Truth is not a rewardโฆ it is a weapon. And only the worthy may wield it.
>>534496040How about the truth that starting a sentence with "and" is ungrammatical?
>>534471602If anyone wants to watch this movie then wait until it's up on torrent
Unless you want a Pavlovian reflex where you punch anyone Naruto running towards you
>>534496040Based SteveGOD kino.
Louie Anderson > Steve Harvey
>>534496146It's not ungrammatical, akagikek...
>>534492017>>534492051>>534492073>>534492179>>534492207>>534492256>>534492526>>534492535>>534492542/mjg/ has gotten 3 points, the lowest in history, we thank /mjg/ family for coming out, stay tuned, we got more questions, when mahjong feud continues.
>>534497524These are the most souless answers possible.
It almost feels like mortal wrote them.
>>534497524Anon where is renew my charm?
>>534497524>no change characters
>>534498089I know you are a pedophile, but you come off as a troon plebbitor
>>534498089There's only 1 hymen in there
>>534498283heeyyyy touristices!
How does 1st place feel like...
>>534498391+1 reddit gold, kind sir
>>534498283I also browse gaia, /b/, active discord mod, watch vtubers, and am an active LGBT member
Majsoul Friends Room 31984(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31984
>mfw skipped all my quali games and I'm about to join a friendly
>>534498841fail soundpost? shan't join lmao
>>5344988412/4
>>534498981noooooooooooooooooo
>>534498841I just started a ranked lobby wtf
>>534499424I know, it was intentional
>>534463474>>534463575What ist i need to knowwwwwwww
>>534498712More dog than a horse
>>534500049queue sanma tourney instead, 3 is all you need :^)
I am more than halfway done with translating Mahjong Horoki, any anon wanna grab the video from the link that was here a few threads ago and remove its chinese subtitles? Could probably watch it next weekend, maybe even this sunday if someone is willing to deal with the setup
>>534496762It is. Look it up. Sentences aren't meant to be started with "and" or "because".
Sneedma sneedney sneedthre snall snyou sneed.
>>534500252Your teacher in 3rd grade lied to you, its not formal, but also completely correct grammatically.
Why does Steve not know what sex is at 26 years of age
>>534500252Anon, you are flat out wrong.
>>534500049I refuse to back down and leave this room.
>>534500486I only joined for Steve tits
>>534500486where can I buy steve cereal?
Steve is one of the most sexually unappealing female character Yostar has released
How do I stop my captain from trying to groom me into playing sanma?
>>534501372He'll stop if you play sanma.
>>534501430First it's sanma then it's putting on programming socks, shan't
>>534501578You don't wear programming socks for sanma. 'Biki doesn't even wear socks.
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Hibiki rhymes with stinky
>>534501902Aru more like A-poo lmao
I bet hibiki smells heavenly
>period of bad results
>think I'm just getting unlucky and it'll get better over time
>period of good results
>think I'm just luckshitting and getting undeserved wins
it's so hard to gauge when it's skill and when it's luck...
>>534502162thanks for the sticks
>>534502293Depends on the bakyou.
Imagine punching 'Biki in the tummy.
>>534502293Basically yes, though sometimes you should prefer yakuhai to terminals.
>>534502445just look at the bot score, whether i win or lose its a consistent 90, so its all luck
>>534499582Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/zufte6.gif
>>534502746it also varies. I haven't been recording them, if there was an easy way to export that shit into a sheet it'd be easier
>>534502293no, lone terminals are shit and keeping yakuhai is usually better, there's even cases where keeping guest winds is better than terminals
>>534502843I masturbated to this gif twice in the past
>>534502843oh, its this, ive seen it before
>>534502946i used to record all my games and data in an excel, with graphs and stuff lol, if you want to get good its a waste of time, you just should just check the few moments you had to kinda stop and think during match and check your decision with bot after, the major errors too if you have time.
also, shouldnt be too hard to export, there is already a script to download mjs matches on the repo, make a script to mortal or whatever then to excel, can ask a detective to feed you the script.
>>534498841gg thanks for the game
>>534502946llm vibecode a tampermonkey script to write to a google sheet from the mortal outputs and share it
3 kingdoms strim up on the usual cytube gentlemenofthekan
>>534503891that's how I review my games really. the rating's just a generic pointer, if it's below 85 and I know there weren't hands where I went for a schizo chiitoi or haipai ori/sashikomi, there's probably hands worth double checking
if it's around 90 i'm good, just check the decisions i took note of during the match and go next
anything gfl that's being posted is sus since that's the whale Miko's current obsession
>>534504564girls frontline line or girls frontline line 2?
>>534504835what are you going to make it redirect to
>>534505037Pull up IRC logs
>>534502843really makes you think about life and stuff
https://youtu.be/JWbUI1jEKJs?si=KW7mD5VVza5Qthlw
If Liu Bei played sanma, he would be Liu Pei.
>>534506017You are funny, Aru
>>534496771Rank? If you're a shitter too, we could play together
>>534503965Uni koko perchance?
oguri
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>team's IRC chat is active again
>>534507031Friends and enemies, past present and future can all united under one banner. Fuck sanma
>>534507031My team's discord is dead...
>>534506017You know I had a sanma tourney planned back in like March, the theme was 3k, had alot of thoughts planned and work done, like you would pick and represent the 3 factions had Yuzu for Shu, Kaavi for Wei, etc, made oc, graphics and such, it was gonna be great, no uma btw, but got busy then league happened, and yeah
>>534507031>check log>nothingWhy did you lie to me? I know we're form the same team
THERE'S A FUCKING CHARIZARD IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
>>534507153I literally forgot this loser was even in the game because nobody plays him.
>>534507351You don't know that
okay
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Bro
>>5345065826.4k mmr i think, im shit though, but im down
I know you exposed the summer camp location on the map anon.
Majsoul Nakama Room 28328(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28328
>>534508118Summer camp ended last week, you're too late.
[Raze] Nukitashi The Animation - 04 (Uncensored) x265 10bit 1080p 143.8561fps.mkv
>check youtube
>that one vtuber whose fans are gay anons is exploring the pixel map that anon was talking about before
It's all starting to make sense now.
I was invited in a jongers room and then I exterminated all of them with damas.
>>534508495Should've played around it.
>>534508212>Nobody on my friends list online to invitewake up /mjg/
>>534508659making up an excuse about how you didn't join a /jong/ room isn't going to stop you from going on the list
>>534508118may they rest in peace
>>534508925but I'm online wdym
>>534508925I'm not on your friendlist
>>534508118Didn't we all agree to wait at least 3 months before revealing the mass grave coords?
evens host a drinking room
odd dont
0 do it
why is everyone here such a tsundere, we play with /jong/, borrow their emotes and memes but pretend we dont like them?
>>534509262I can also drink. Rum plus Mike's hard
>>534509071I simply can't be a jonger, playing with jongers doesn't make me a jonger.
I don't take part in jongers culture.
I don't watch v-tubers.
I don't even know v-tubers and what they do.
I don't know jongers memes.
I don't know what their threads are even about.
Please stop calling me the j-word
>>534509427>jong meems Like what lmao
>>534509427What are /jong/'s emotes
>it's a /mjg/ fails to deny the jonger allegations episode again
good night
>>534509262>>534509435I changed my mind because I got a bad feeling so I should stop drinking.
I'll drink with you but only in the sanma tourney. (please i need 3 more games)
>>534509879It's fine. Maybe next time but without the alcohol.
>>534510038Q'ing
I don't drink
I don't play sanma
>>534508212gg can only do one
>>534508615You are mixing up the two twintail chuubas.The gays are from grey miku.
I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY HEADPHONES WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
My headphones have a cord
i sensed all of those deal ins ahead of time
i will be rewarded for surrendering to the flow
Doing another q later tonight. Sorry about the luckshitting, panda and soup hag. I guess alcohol does help
>>534511826it was gg, too bad about tourney chat being down
You can't play 4 player sanma
>>534508212>Not rewarded with ura for my good deedsggs
You have to add another suit, another dragon, another wind, 20 more yakus and create the rules for 5 players mahjong.
Hurry!
>>534508212ggs a smart yuzu knows when to run away with the win
>>534508212GGs, not my day, off to kill myself. And don't misplace your mercy in me, nyagger. I long to suffer.
>>534513641You're not over of those soulless people who go for an open tanyao/yakuhai they're ahead in S4 of a friendly, right?
>>534513852No, I dama my tanyao/pinfu/yakuhai nomis.
>>534513852I'll end myself if I lose my mahjong soul like that
>>534514126Helping Hanner lose weight, in the bedroom!
Yuzuposters are the best thing about these threads
Yuzuposters are the worst thing about these threads
I want to emotionally neglect Yuzu.
I wish I had Yuzu so I could post her emotes...
I have Yuzu so I can lock her up in my dorm and never give her anything and never play with her.
I have yuzu in my basement.
I let my yuzu play outside and always make sure she has fresh food and water
>>534515491Anon no! Wild hawks and coyotes are known to attack unsupervised Yuzus outside!
>>534508615Who? I need to know it so I don't watch them by accident.
>>534515817Bitos aren't the gay ones
>>534515817Ieuw no, thatโs a limbab, I'd never come near her anyway.
>>534515884And /mjg/ doesn't watch vtubers
>>534516002And Santa is real
>>534516197Santa is real, you dummy!
>>534516317Yuzu is so lucky
You mean that wasn't actually Santa putting those delicious black rock candies in my stocking every year?
post three kingdoms burger sanma?
>>534515608And also my dick.
btw, is blender anon here?
>>534517461blender? yeah I have a blender
what do you want?
>>534517561>2/3>enter>still 2/3
>>534517734People come and leave
>>534517712It's a technical question, Xenia. You won't know.
>>5345171193/3 waiting to start
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>>534518520I knew it. The 3 first emotes are meh though
>>534518520isn't this nian?
are all the nians going to be added?!?!?!
>>534518520I can't believe Yostar ripped off Fu Ji
>>534518520Is this one of the really hard to get characters? emotes are weak.
>>534518520>HAGIFIEDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>534518684Lol
Lmao
Art ain't free, Gweilo
>>534518520after a year i am ready to pull again
full
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>>534518520God damn what a belly
Here's hoping this paves the way for the sheep nian in the future
>>534518883that's a bunner not a sheeper
>>534518520AT this point they are copying Frank
>>534518520Pwease don't eat me, I'm not yummy!
BWEHHHHHH
>>534518520now i regret i wasted jade trying to get xenia
>>534518520Dragon, Rabbit, & Tiger bros...
I redeemed my charm. I probably won't roll but I want Yostart to keep making hags.
I won't swipe but ill cash out all my jade for this one
>>534519270Wow, these are pretty bad
>>534518520Ichihime_eyes_popping_out_awooga.png
>>534518520>the devs finally give a shit about making moneynice. emotes are whatever though
>>534519270Big hagger tits but shit emote. Hard choice
These emotes are great are you guys retarded perchance?
All of the replies talking about spending jade are paid Yostar employees and I'm the only real one here.
>>534519865your brain is rotten. you are used to consume mediocracy
>>534518520lame
someone post the child version for comparison, I'm too stupid to find it in the repo
x/3 are numbers that never should be posted in a mahjong thread
>>534518520my dragon foot slut finally arrives
>>534518520hobby: sleeping
my wife
>>534518520>>534520296sleepy gang keeps on winning
Meh, I'm skipping this one
>>534519910you're the only real yostar employee?!
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but what about the better nian
>>534518520I preferred the loli
>>534518520This design is straight from Riichi City. What are Catfood doing.
>>534520025You must have this much English proficiency to speak to me.
>>534518520Does that mean that she has a chance?
Is the dragon going to be the second character added? (It's always at least two)
>>534520637riichi shitty wishes they could have good character designs
>>534518520Finally they have mastered the artistry of a cute crotch shot.
>>534518883>american education.
>no cardinal re-run
It's over
>>534521090You had to be there
>>534521090I'm holding my rolls for YEARS for Nun re-run
Majsoul Friends Room 90747(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90747
FORCED koko. You are REQUIRED to join.
>>534521338Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Nyo.
>>534521338I will watch aninme. tell me when si full
Mueve el ombligo
Mueve, oh-oh-oh
Y ya verรกs quรฉ divertido
Solo baila, baila~
>>534521338We 4/4 but SOMEONE hasn't READIED UP and I will NAME and RAPE him if that doesn't change soon
>>534521983if you kick him i'll join
>>534470117Thanks TO, I probably won't make it but I'll at least pad someone's score!
Majsoul Friends Room 30954(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30954
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BLITZNOTIPSFOURREDFIVESLOCALYAKULETSGOOOOOOO
>>534521983you could have told me, bitch!
fuyumishinomiya-12.png
I'd join but it's not 4 han minimum open hand
>>534518520>default outfit more naked than the bond>those poorly drawn emoteswhy are you announcing a riichi city character here?
fujitakana-6.png
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1954022323217940738
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>>534518520Jesus Christ, is this the most naked character in ANY mahjong video game?
fujitakana-3.png
>>534522813Looks like a Riichi Shitty character
>>534522813why do their tits always behave as if they were underwater
>>534522813>feethi yostar? kill yourselves
xiaoyuan-6.png
>>534522581And YOU could have readied up or at least paid attention instead of expecting me to know that the guy on 4chan saying "tell me when it's full" is actually a guy in my lobby expecting me to serve as his personal messenger!
And I DID give you a few minutes but you still didn't ready up.
ichihime-12.png
>le... genericchinkshitfantasycreature!
bravo frank
This is going to be the fucking Fox Hag all over again, you people are talking about how she's a Riichi City character or how she has bad emotes but every fucking one of you is going to whale.
>>534522813>it's more footslopterasakichihori-1.png
What the fuck do you guys mean "bad emotes", these are perfectly fine and expressive
>>534523035there's a grand total of one guy in this thread who uses the fox though
I just spent most of my money to get my bike repaired please don't do this to me Yostar
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>>534522954your room was too slow and boring! not my fault!
fuyumishinomiya-7.png
if 0 no bake til the thread is pruned
Cardinals aren't even that popular with /mjg/, Everyone and their mother rolls one the first week and within a month there's almost no one using them anymore.
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>>534518520For this degree of goon I prefer Kaavi in her swimsuit even if it's not animated
>>534523363I like the decorations
https://vxtwitter.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1954022323217940738
Animated bond skin
You now remember Hua Yubai
>>534523470not even bump limit anonchama
>>534523470i'd make one but i'm fresh out of funny or appealing OP images
>>534523724Which mario bro is that
what if we talked about mahjong til we hit the bump limit
>>534523470That's up to Amanda Baker to decide.
>>534523792literally impossible without images
what if we catboxed anime futa porn until bump limit
Panda has a stupid face.
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>>534518520HOLY FUCKING SEX I NEED HER
>>534523890I like futa without the penis https://files.catbox.moe/5hrnkw.jpg
putting this last image slot to good use
>>534518520even literal whores don't wear this little when loitering the streets
we need collective shout on the scene
>>534524202sex with ichihime nya
>>534523724Yes, my wife.
yuqinghua-5.png
who you buy?
yubaihua-5.png
i'll never forgive John Yostar for unlolifying my snake
>>534523724>what if we drew the same character twice>but gave the second one zero personality or memorabilitybravo yostar, i hate all your character design except for ichihime
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>>534522813>snake appears behind her ominouslyyou
just
know
ciri-5.png
what makes /mjg/ keep imagininig cuckold porn with animals
I have a really hard time believing in chiitoi. If I'm iishanten for chiitoi and I have a chance to shift to toitoi or riichi nomi I will do so even if it sets me back in shanten.
ichihime-3.png
>>534524858it's my fetish
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>>534524858This is an NTR general
kaguyahime-0.png
>>534524202>no penisthis is disgusting
>>534524858it's also my fetish except the animal is either me or I'm doing him too, ergo its not NTR
hannaekoromo-0.png
>>534524919i had the same problem until i realized that even if the chance to get into chiitoi tenpai is a small possibility, positive EV still makes it worth it
even if you shift to a cheaper riichi nomi that can more easily get to tenpai, there's still no guarantee you win, or if that hand is valuable to justify a riichi
believe in the power of statistics
>>534524202saved that is one delicious looking pussy id pay to suck on it
>>534524202>>534525045I was expecting some weird fuckery like a vagina with balls, but it's a regular pussy.
>>534522343need a kaavi to join this room
>>534522343the panda rabbit sex match ahs started
>>534518520They used the worst version of her
yostar should make the nihime and sanhime joke real and run two cardinal banners where they offer an exact clone of ichihime but with a slightly different name
ichihime-6.png
Concept: Mahjong but played IRL
wouldn't work, there wouldn't be any tips
Concept: women using their pussies to milk your balls dry
>>534525971sounds like hell
anyone could just stack the wall with winning tiles
>>534526129what if we randomized where the wall starts with dice?
>>534526849they'll spin the dice on the table to pretend to roll it but end up with snake eyes everytime
>>534518520what a dogshit is this?
what if we shuffled the tiles by plapping your moms ass so hard it shakes them around
gg to THAT room
fuyumishinomiya-1.png
Time to bake the new bread?
>>534528131You're fucking BOTTING bro
>>534528170Let it cook for a little longer
>>534521338ggs lads. Lovely ura 2 luckshit at the end.
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>>534528179can a jane confirm this
>>534522343ggs, total yuzu death
>>534522343yuzumahjong.jpg
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