Thread 534447786

>>534377306

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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registration
https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

>league questionnaire
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY

Cynthia biggest win!

Cats!

dumb steve
bad steve
stop making early threads

!!

>>534448171
W-why are you punching Momer?

Steve birthday.
Steve general.
Steve world.

Koito big win

sanma qualifiers stream for a bit
https://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetroll

>>534448250
get punched
get punched
get punched

>>534447786 (OP)
Steve so pretty.

WHAT DID HANNAH DO TO YOU?

>>534448343
koito big anus

Someone needs to make hibiki punch hibikek

Punch Anju
Punch Anju
Punch Anju
Punch Anju

Need to puch Fuji in the womb with my penis

>>534447786 (OP)
Who is this pink harpy???

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/books/500584/ref=zg_b_bs_500584_1

>registration is still open
Is this a sign?

Fuck sanma

>>534449229
https://www.youtube.com/@senba_crow

>Steve gets a skin
>starts getting art
what did they mean by this

ayako a whore

Anju and Ayako need to make up

>>534449938
It's her birthday. They always commission art for the birthday character.

Steve really really really pretty.

Tsuuuuumo~
Kore wa Seppuku

Steve? Really really cringe.

>Zero Steve lewds on the Booru
Someone get to work

Cringezumiya Cringeu

Krist? Eve

TO, can you please let me in?
Thanks!
Xenia-2.png

heeeyyyy tournament organizers!

I made a wplace alliance for /mjg/
You are welcome

>>534451316
whats that

>>534451316
wnpoko?

Please queue

>>534449229
>>534449645
is she our friendo?

>>534451316
>check map
>actually find the mjg marker
sugoooi

>>534451902
Yes

get the dad on the mic

>>534448642
not today, spe

>>534451905
is it in france?

>>534452868
You have to think harder than that but without love you will never see it

TO
WHEN will the survey results be released?
I WANT TO WATCH A RAMBLING THREE HOUR VIDEO WHERE NO CONCLUSION IS REACHED

Girls are our enemies

isnt this emote kinda racist

>>534453128
Hmm yes

>>534453128
no its lacist

>>534453128
me when I say all simples and perfect ends

If anyone ever asks "why do we never talk about sanma here?" again point them to this VOD, this is precisely why
Absolutely disgusting luckshittery

because sanma is gay and is the mahjong retirement home

Gay anons also deserve a tournament.

>>534454124
Not even the most disgusting hand in this tournament

>>534454635
I spy a Ninja butt.

>>534451905
Where

Tribute Room: 45949864(Four Wiinds 16 players)
Ass Wonder only

Theme: https://youtu.be/pN5XHtMz-eE?si=9vabLqOHCNkKG8iH

>>534452021
Still weird that vtubers are making Books

Keiten is not important
In yonma, keiten is considered important because the tenpai payments are not far off from average hand values. It’s also possible to
get there somewhat safely with chii calls.
By comparison, keiten in sanma is harder to reach due to not having
access to chii calls, and it’s also worth less compared to sanma hand
values.
Pushing a dangerous tile to maintain tenpai is not a winning strategy in sanma. When you draw a dangerous tile in endgame, just
fold.

>>534455210
kek did you just land here from a /jong/ boat

TO, raise the maximum quali games we can play

>>534455210
mahjong books are the only way to make money as a "pro"

TO, lower the maximum quali games we can play and give me back the points I lost for every game after my 8th

TO, delete this tourney

almost a perfect review score, I'm reading this before next league
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4401656350

>>534456195
>read book
>get demoted
based

TO, let me in.

There was also a suuankou

TO, let me out

>>534456373
>never power up
kek

>>534456195
Not even in the top best sellers, must be trash

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/books/500584/

>>534456904
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4046060174/ translate this now anon

>>534457231
It's already translated though

>>534451316
fake and gay

>E
What the fuck is this? Jade room by the way.

>>534448379
>even with a yakuman, you can still get last

Sanma is a lot more fair than yonma.

>>534457623
oh

>>534457882
>nagashi chiitoi

>>534457882
It's the nagashi chiitoi

>>534457954
Yeah but I pushed like a retard for no reason.

>>534457882
>yagooey
>aesthetic autism discards
checks out

Please queue

>>534457882
Also that's just folding from haipai with a big lead.

Everyone gets better draws than me.

pay more

I will play exactly 8 games and never touch sanma again

Just really not having any fun because every hand feels worthless compared toa ctually getting it in normal mode

Regular TO was right to shit on gimmick tourneys

it's not fair
why am I not allowed to ippatsumo

>>534459392
There is easy solution to your problem, gweilo.

Thank you TO for this tourney, I can finally win and be famous.

>>534459392
you knew sanma was for luckshitters when you signed up

>>534459479
I already gave money to the fujer she's not getting more unless it comes with rental girlfriend benefits

>>534459684
the panda's a whore, what more do you need

>>534459917
wow rude and uncalled for wtf

>>534448379
VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIrrZSxxtw
at least we (barely) saw one yakuman happen today
might stream again tomorrow if people are still playing, thanks for watching

>not a single 'biki main sang up to the sanma tourney
Don't tell me you forgot to sing up. Why do we use her for sanmaposting again?

>>534460114
you're welcome

>>534460169
Because half of her emotes are angry

It's a good mode, sir.

>>534460169
I didn't forget to sing up, I just don't like sanma

I forgot to wish that i didn't sing up!

Some sanma.

I remembered not to sing up

>>534457231
>>534457623
>>534457962
What weird comedy routine is this!?

Stardew Valley

Is there a catchy way to remember the dora order for dragons?
I just learned
>Ton > Nan >Xia >Pei
From the Ichihime song from the repo for winds, but I still don't know the order for dragons and you can't really look at the table for it either.

Some of my favorite anons are just doing dama and shit now I really liked you guys...

>>534460857
wigger

>>534460857
Red -> White -> Blue (Green)
or boring alphabetical order Blue -> Red -> White

>>534460758
Ever heard of Japanese humor

>>534460857
alphabetical order

>>534460857
Haku hatsu chun. It's three words, surely you can remember.

>>534460857
The forest burns down and returns to nothing.

>>534460857
the forest (green) burns down (red) to nothing (white), until the cycle starts anew (green)

>>534460857
If you are good at topography then the flag of Bulgaria

Bulgaria mentioned!

>>534461180
>>534461209

>>534460857
The Saga of the Dora Dragons
A long time ago, in the celestial East Round, three dragons were summoned to decide who gets to bless the tiles with bonus points.
They showed up in reverse order of enthusiasm.

The White Dragon, pure as freshly bleached riichi sticks. First to show up because he’s a punctual nerd who sets his alarm for 4AM. He’s so early he’s already had a yakuman before anyone else’s tiles were shuffled. He brings nothing to the party except crisp vibes and a terrifying commitment to “starting on time.”

The Green Dragon, your eco-friendly friend who recycles their riichi sticks and insists everyone sort their discards by suit for "feng shui reasons." Shows up second, fashionably late, wearing a moss-covered haori and humming the Ichihime wind song ironically. He only came because Haku guilt-tripped him in the group chat.

The Red Dragon, who absolutely did not wake up before noon. Rolls in last, sunglasses still on indoors, holding a convenience store Strong Zero and smelling faintly of yakitori. He didn’t read the invite, doesn’t know the rules, and will still somehow win with a ridiculous hand and brag about it.

Just remember:
White shows up first, Green gets dragged along, Red crashes the party.

>>534460857
Imagine a traffic light, that's it

F-Zero: GP Legend (GBA)

>>534461396
anju, this isnt catchy at all

>>534461180
>>534461209
holy kino

>>534451316
why is this thing occupied by trannoids and furries

>>534461857
You're expecting too much from a muslim schizophrenic.

Punch Anju in the face please

>>534460857
“Haku hatsu chun”

>>534462007
I only see anime and retro pixel game arts in my vicinity so that will be a (You) issue

>>534461594
I approve this post.

>>534462010
I'm a Christian that believes in occult and feng shui

Hugging all the helpful anons in this thread!

>check where I live on wplace
>nothing

Q.

>>534462358
fensh shui is real if you sleep with your head towards your door you are a demon

>>534462504
>look up rules
>my bedroom is already laid out in the most auspicious manner
I feel better already

I blame Aru
I don't know what for, but it must be Aru's fault

>>534460857
it's same as A B C phases of 3-phase AC except yellow is haku

>>534462448
Could be worse
Mine is plastered sonic and undertale shit

I wonder if there's something in the water...

>>534462448
it's better that way

Garbage mode

I'm gonna look at hungaria until I find a Xenia

>>534463321
kino mode
t. dealt in

>>534463071
Someone post that half an hour long GFL gif

>>534460169
hibikeeping it real!

>>534463406
Dealt in to what?

>>534463474
/mjg/ can’t handle such kino.

>>534460857
I just look at my hand and how the game sorts the suits. That's the order.
manzu tiles are red, souzu tiles are green, which leaves white for pinzu

>>534463494
I was spectating that game, don't spoil it

>>534462504
Fellow feng shui enthusiast? Are you the one that made the 3k tablemat, the dragons, a symbol of wealth fortune guarding the team, water and wind bringing in the flow, mountains trapping it in, the ba gua, an impenetrable defense against the enemy, 9 (kyu) characters for long and prosper?, is there anything else I missed?

>>534459328
regular TO would never do that. he is too sweet and kissable

>>534463770
turn on the telly if you're spectating anyway

>>534463884
Hahi! That's a lot of hidden meaning in one tablemat!

>>534463967
I don't know the guy well, but isn't he extremely schizophrenic?

Every single anon ITT is extremely schizophrenic.
And I bet you all have stupid retarded fetishes too on top.

>>534460114
Thanks for analyzing my plays VOD-sama...
But you shouldn't have tried finding logic in my nyagging :3

>>534463979
Which channel?

>>534464702
I have stupid retarded fetishes but I'm not a schizo

>>534464702
I only have a retard fetish

>>534464702
Actually, I'm autistic, not schizophrenic.

>>534464330
schizos can be sweet and kissable too

Surely nobody will place lower than me

>>534464702
I like women.

>>534464702
Stop posting on my account, Shirokofaust.

>>534463884
Is good feng shui on their tablemat the reason why they consistently luckshat and were the only team to get two yakuman to save them?

Hugging all the schizos in the thread

>>534464874
Gay.

Queue or Koito will punch you in the face.

>>534465137
Hit me with your best shot

>>534451316
Found the pixels
Good lake

>>534465137
being punched by an above average looking girl sounds nice, actually

>>534465137
That's not very nice of her

>>534464702
le...shirokofox!

>>534460857
>xia

>>534462448
>check my place
>live near a racecourse
>someone has drawn cute umas over it
Wasn't expecting that at all, considering I live in a total shithole.

SHA

Jane has hugged so many anons, yet I see no anons hugging her back.

>>534465221
https://www.youtube.com/live/5sIeN4CafPQ?si=73SjwVruyi2tT1Fc&t=3309
Koito already did

>>534465637
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6708

I'm drawing mjs emotes where I live and colonizing my town in the name of /mjg/.

>>534460857
Intensity goes up. white —> red

The feeling of knowing you finished all your tourney matches is actually on par with the feeling of not playing sanma at all. Feels great!

>>534465551
>doxxing yourself
anon... jane is gonna get you

Fu Ji is cringe

>>534465842
me btw

>>534466249
I'm already on the map

amaekoromo-0.png

Fu Ji is a miracle of the universe

I am getting consistent A+ or higher rating in Maka now please praise me

>>534462448
My town is entirely covered by deltarune and Pokémon in the local forest.

>>534466651
*PUNCH*

>>534466651
This but Yuzu

>>534466708
keep it up anon, aim for S- baseline

>>534466717
Same here
I live in a very rural place so I have to assume it's the work of one very autistic child

new lin lang skin doko...

>>534465137
You tricked me!
I queued and got punched anyway

>my hometown has Yume Nikki and KagePro art
I assume it was one of my friends since we were obsessed with both back in HS

>>534462448
>check where I live in a shitty literally who city
>sick anime pixelart everywhere

Please forgive me Steve!

>>534467671
I forgive you!
it was a fun game

>>534467671
Never.

>>534467671
KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID CHINK

>>534467671
You want forgiveness? Naked dogeza. Now.

>>534467671
If you really wanted forgiveness you wouldn't have done it in the first place

how many steves are here!

Uh oh stevekek army here!

I thought a funny post but it had >names

Monitoring the map to see what anons are drawing

>>534468293
All of us, it's Steve hours.

easiest yakuman of my life

>>534462448
That's better than mine, it's just tranny flags.

Making Steve cry as I take her first time

>>534468325
Post it anyways.

I can't find /mjg/... I'm loveless

>>534467403
Or maybe some undertale community that passes its time on wplace. I've looked at some other major places nearby, and even over the border it's the same clan.

>>534468645
Steve will be the one making you cry, she is a bit rough

>>534468645
Steves never cry

Steve May Cry ft Steve from the hit game Mahjong Soul

>>534451106
New singups for the sanma tourney have been added, and standings have been updated.
We are now at 7 yakumans, bravo /mjg/!

>>534466531
Speaking of the map, when was the last time it got updated?

>>534460994
>>534461180
>>534461209
The order is officially WGR, not GRW.

>>534470117
Can you put which yakuman they were on the sheet instead of just Yakuman

>>534470907
Okay Bulgariabro

>>534470117
updoot the doc again. I won.
kujouriu-8.png

Majsoul Friends Room 68909(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRXpa9gJ44

odd - play tourney games before watching Weapons
even - actually prepare to not be late from the movie
0 - reroll

>>534471447
2/4

Did you know that you can click on >names in the tourney chat an post on anons' profiles?
I guess most people know but some might not, so now you know.

>>534471702
sorry hanner, friends only

Pixel art with limited pixels is actually so hard...

>>534470814
like 2 months ago

there should be a penalty whoever is doing damaten.

YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU NINJA!!

>>534472265
he is holding back by denying himself urabombs and you want him to stop?

>>534471447
started

>>534460857
Get Rid of Whitey.

>>534470949
>>534471032
You're welcome.
kujouriu-2.png

>>534471447
???????????????

>>534472726
>>534471447
is this from some unholy thunderbolt fantasy x hatsune miku collab?

>>534473590
it's post-post-post-post-ironic-unironic social commentary humor with a story line and recurring characters

>>534473163
Pinzu bakahon > dora 3

odds ranked
evens bed

>>534475124
good night anon

>>534475124
don't forget to take your melanin so you can get a good night's rest

>>534471683
>>534472726
>>534474817
Is this the one where the guy is bullied by some chick all the time?

>>534471447
gg

>>534471447
gg

>>534471447
ggdesu

>>534471447
gg, thank you for the match.

>>534475814
The Beast (Miku) turned him into a chosen one. The chosen one must do its bidding or die.

>grinch mahjong for two weeks
>Come back and can still get A- maka playing incorrectly in friendlies
Alright

>suukantsu tanki tenpai
>draw the last dora, which is double dora 5m after toimen riichis
>kazoe yakuman ron

>>534477248
So that's the one
I remember watching a lot of it but forgot its name
The episode where he goes to the future and the girl nearly kills herself was funny

>>534474817
Name?

>>534478431
YOU ANONS ALWAYS CALL ME A RETARD FOR MY LEAGUE PLAYS, WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT EFFICIENCY IS, LEARN TO PLAY YOU NOISY FAGGOTS
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED
GET SHAMED

>>534478431
What am I supposed to do, I don't play ranked

I press kan.

>>534479041
play ranked

Pei !

What if you queued haha?
jk aha
Unless...?

How is there this much queuebegging for a sanma tournament? You only need 75% of the players

>>534479895
because to started the tourney on a thursday so all the neets have all their games done already while the wagies have to beg

>>534479724
Are you trying to seduce me?

no telly
no queue
no bake
no fridgerate
no flour
no sugar
no gluten
no egg
no carb
no fat
NO WOMAN
NO CRY
NO BEANS
NO GREENS
NO POTATOES
NO TOMATOES
NO LAMBS
NO RAMS
NO HOGS
NO DOGS
NO CHICKEN
NO TURKEYS
NO RABBITS
YOU NAME IT

>>534480040
this
it was rigged against wagies from the start

>>534480230
I can get behind some of these

So exactly what tourney qualifier starting day and UTC time would make /mjg/ happiest?
And how long do we want qualifiers to last?

>>534480713
It starts when I say it starts. It ends as soon as I've played all my games.

>>534480713
a weekday at 1 UTC for 6 hours

>>534480713
Fri US (Thu)

>play a quick tourney match every now and then when I'm taking a break
>Now anons think I'm a NEET

I'm not a NEET, my sanma games were really fast

I am a NEET
But I didn't feel like queueing

You know you can finish 8 sanma games in less than two hours?

>>534481906
But how many can you start?

I'm a NEET, but I'm spacing out my games so no one will know

I'm thinking we need 12-24 games next ttime.

>>534482109
If jewish media told me anything is you can start a million positive sparks from one act.

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>534480230
Evidently chickentown.

how much longer till new character

>>534482971
2 more weeks

>>534480230
>no NO HORSES
It's Uma time!

What is happening today, my head feels heavy, just want to lie down.

why do nubronies feel the need to spread their shit everywhere? Just stay in your containment thread

>>534482971
The next one should be a new exclusive character
Maybe they'll rerun swordslut seeing as they've ran out of directions

>>534483328
/mlp/ rejected them and they are still upset

>>534483328
/mjg/ has no horse in this race, Nyagger is everywhere.

would you riichi? pinfu+3 with tanyao takame, turn 10

>umachads
Stay

>>534481906
but how fast can you get anons to queue for 8 games?

mmmm horses...

>>534483537
riichi and give you a kiss for luck

>>534483537
4han30fu is good enough, don't need more. I dama 4s.

>>534483537
Dama one turn for iipeikou dora upgrade, don't get it and ippatsumo on takame instead.

>>534483847
Back off, that anon belongs to me

>>534483537
I mean, I would personally, but I suspect dama would be the soulless optimal bot play here.

>>534483537
yes, toimen is going to push anyway

>>534483537
Riichi nya
If it were a shittier ryanmen I'd dama, manzu looks expensive as fuck though, I wouldn't be surprised if someone already has two ankous of your wait

>>534484026
I've already made a chatbot with his personality and we've spent hundreds of hours ERPing.
Stay in your lane.

>>534484318
>If it were a shittier ryanmen...
>..manzu looks expensive

Are you a total idiot?

>>534484023
Actually, no, there's zero lower manzu in the pond. Dama hoping for another dora, skip the first yasume if it's not late enough.

>>534483537
no one threw lower manzu so dama and hope for an overflow while pushing. i really don't want yuzu to fold throwing 7m and letting dealer call into tenpai

>>534483847
>>534484015
>>534484023
>>534484148
>>534484318
>>534484850
I riichi'd for the hanetsumo chance on 1m. 8 tiles 'left' technically from my PoV, and I suspected toimen might be inclined to push a decent bit here regardless
Usually I'd dama a pinfu+3 though.

>>534484135
It's not that clear-cut even. Mortal actually likes the riichi a bit more

>>534485024
smooch

>>534485024
>mortal more soulful than mjgkeks once again
Real close on the evals though. Pretty good reasons to play it either way.

>>534485186
kill yourself

>>534483537
We dama, get ahead
Dealerkek is last might push and mawashi if riichi, best to stay dama and kill unsuspecting

>>534485186
icihihime says that to me

dama hanenyan

>>534486210
Janebros...

>>534486210
Bainyan actually

>>534485313
It's really close, and even a single 1m cut tilts the decision in favor of dama. If 1m is cut twice it's even more dama-favored. Obviously these are hypotheticals and there are probably other considerations/implications of the edited 1m drops early, but anyway.
The fact that it was 8 left was the tipping point for the riichi for me here, as I'd normally dama like I said

>>534486441
this is just porn

>>534486730
is there a problem, gweilo?

queue
yes, (you)!
animal tissue

pom

I got dama'd too

>>534486859
>animal tissue

>>534486953
brutal

Spooky stream when?

>>534486859
I'm eating. I'll q the next hour

>>534487151
fat fuck shirou

wwyd

>>534487269
pon, discard 8.

>>534487269
just pon into 9s?

>>534487269
skip

>>534487269
kind of a dogshit hand, I would've probably skipped the 2s whenever that was called
could pon into 9s here, only problem is lack of safes against toimen

>>534487269
Switch characters

>>534487269
max tenpai chances is more important than winning chances
pon 9s

>want to play
>scared my luck might be bad
>no way to tell until I play the games
I just want to win. I don't want to play.

>>534487825
I was like that an hour ago but I went to play a game and won. You can do it too

>>534487825
Make a friendly and invite jobbers

>>534487825
In games of chance, caring about the result is paradoxically bad for you, as you aren't in control of it. All you should hope for is to be able to play to the best of your ability.

>>534487936
The issue with mahjong is that jobbers can turn into demons on a whim

>>534484624
card?

I cheat so I'm always in control of the game

>>534487421
>>534487540
>>534487680
>>534487757
>>534487759
>>534487768

>>534488582
it is that easy

>>534488582
for what purpose do you skip and give up progress on your hand when iishanten is right there and you're so close to 2nd place

>>534488752
hand sucks, the point gain is low and you're in a vulnerable position
say you pon this and oya riichis right after, what then

>>534488752
You can still advance your hand just not in that way
You don't want to be caught with your pants down if toimen riichis, call everything else but leave the two safe tiles

>>534488582
Mortal says to discard 1m, though.

>>534487421
Please tell me this is not some hypnosis app shit.

>>534489028
Of course it would your only yaku is ssk

>>534489084
it is not.

>>534489112
Chanta

>>534489028
yeah it's 1m, you want to keep 9s since it's one chance and it's the safest tile you have
if you cut 9s you can only have SSK anyway so cutting it here is just redundant
cutting 8s is bad because you reduce it to chanta nomi and you leave the dangerous 3m floating anyway

>>534489112
Anon-chama...

>>534488327
Damn yuzu starred in kakegurui?

>>534489084
One of the lamest fetishes and I hate how prevalent it is.

>>534489597
Yes

what should I watch while grinding ranked

>>534489812
the bakyou
your opponents' tedashi and tsumogiri

>>534489812
dont you need to concentrate in the game?

possibility of kakegurui rerun?

>>534489812
i like a good prolapse compilation
keeps you grounded

>>534489916
Not zero but very close to it

>>534489907
Maybe YOU do.

>>534489884
>>534489907
Im a sanmachad so no, I dont need to pay attention to anything

>>534490016
>>534490096
Then you could watch my walkthroughs.

I always listen to YouTube videos while playing yonma ranked. Having something to play on the side is the main reason I play Mahjong.

Pei nyaa~

>only seven 4ths in the last 50 hanchans
I'm becoming unstoppable

In one monitor, mahjong ranked
In another monitor, discord erp

>>534490469
you've become 14% stoppable

>>534489685
All the weird ass fetishes you see around now are because of Disney movies.

By the way I found a hand with 4 pairs where you don't have to discard any of the pairs even if you're not going for chiitoi.

>>534490535
Proof?

>>534489685
Exactly

>>534490558
that's not enough to stop me. those are mere setbacks

>zero 4ths in all my tourney matches
I'm unstoppable...

>>534490635
Sorry I lied, I don't play ranked

>>534487759
You can't expect me to pay $20 for a costume and then not use it.

I found a beaver in poland.
He's my pet now

>>534489750
This garbage will never not be funny.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea?

>fly has been annoying me for a while
I'm on the verge of throwing poison all over the room.

>>534490096
a 60 part LP of Siren

Stop kanning retard.

>>534490961
Why don't you just eat it instead?

>>534490961
I had the same, but I ended up splattering him on my wall once I spotted him in an ample place

>>534490901
BOBER KURWA MAC

>>534491057
How?

>>534491030
I think there is nothing more senseless than watching lets plays, its like watching a movie but lengthened to 15x the duration for gameplay elements you dont get to play yourself

>>534489750
>kakeks

>>534489450
9s tanki is retarded with those calls

>>534491194
it's not 9s tanki... it's 11m123p789s

>>534490934
antisemitism is against the rules

>>534491194
Anon-chama...

Remember that our God Christ love everyone.

>>534491506
Especially if they kill cats, who are agents of the devil

Don!

>>534489750
delete this...

>>534491194
The only thing that would make your posts funnier would be if you were to be M1+ and completely serious

Top 7 answers on the board.
We asked 100 jyanshis: In a desperate situation, what have you done to increase your flow?"

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>>534491171
What about edited challenge videos for autistic sim games that you'll never play? Like Kenshi challenge videos.

>>534491506
Jesus Christ himself would never

>>534491963
Gooning!

>>534491963
jerk off! (audience bursting into roars of laughter)

>>534491963
alcohol

>>534491963
Shitting myself

>>534492051
>>534492051
HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>534491963
improve my sleep schedule

>>534491963
Be Frank

>>534491963
when did harvey become an autistic white girl?

>>534491963
ERP

>>534492526
This
frankness always wins

>online 2
It's over.

>>534491963
Curse that everyone in the table but me will die.

>>534491963
Buy jade Mr. Harvey

>>534492826
if no one queues I can still qualify

Good news, I haven't seen the fly after I sprayed poison. Bad news, I'm intoxicated.

>>534493610
>Bad news, I'm intoxicated.
But that's the best news.

>>534491963
You're supposed to show us the answers, stupid Steve!

1999 Arima Kinen (GI) : Grass Wonder

I miss league 5
https://youtu.be/bisnD3Pikq4

I am peaking

>>534494879
Season 2 when

>>534494268
Certainty is a blade dulled by those who demand it.
Some revelations were simply never meant for the weak.
Truth is not a reward… it is a weapon. And only the worthy may wield it.

>>534496040
How about the truth that starting a sentence with "and" is ungrammatical?

>>534471602
If anyone wants to watch this movie then wait until it's up on torrent
Unless you want a Pavlovian reflex where you punch anyone Naruto running towards you

>>534496040
Based SteveGOD kino.

Louie Anderson > Steve Harvey

>>534496146
It's not ungrammatical, akagikek...

evens mahjong
odds dota

sanma telly doko

>>534492017
>>534492051
>>534492073
>>534492179
>>534492207
>>534492256
>>534492526
>>534492535
>>534492542

/mjg/ has gotten 3 points, the lowest in history, we thank /mjg/ family for coming out, stay tuned, we got more questions, when mahjong feud continues.

>>534497524
These are the most souless answers possible.
It almost feels like mortal wrote them.

MEET N FUCK STEVE

>>534497524
Anon where is renew my charm?

>>534497524
>no change characters

holy cunnycoded lobby

>>534498089
I know you are a pedophile, but you come off as a troon plebbitor

>>534498089
There's only 1 hymen in there

>>534498283
heeyyyy touristices!

>>534498323
ichihime

How does 1st place feel like...

>>534498391
+1 reddit gold, kind sir

>>534498283
I also browse gaia, /b/, active discord mod, watch vtubers, and am an active LGBT member

>>534498414
Good

Majsoul Friends Room 31984(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31984

>>534498841
fail soundpost? shan't join lmao

>>534498841
2/4
>>534498981
noooooooooooooooooo

I'm at work

I'm training an uma

>>534498841
I just started a ranked lobby wtf

>>534499424
I know, it was intentional

>>534463474
>>534463575
What ist i need to knowwwwwwww

>>534498841
3/4

>>534498712
More dog than a horse

>>534498841
still 3/4...

>>534500049
queue sanma tourney instead, 3 is all you need :^)

I am more than halfway done with translating Mahjong Horoki, any anon wanna grab the video from the link that was here a few threads ago and remove its chinese subtitles? Could probably watch it next weekend, maybe even this sunday if someone is willing to deal with the setup

>>534496762
It is. Look it up. Sentences aren't meant to be started with "and" or "because".

Sneedma sneedney sneedthre snall snyou sneed.

>>534500252
Your teacher in 3rd grade lied to you, its not formal, but also completely correct grammatically.

Why does Steve not know what sex is at 26 years of age

>>534500252
Anon, you are flat out wrong.

>>534500049
I refuse to back down and leave this room.

>>534500486
I only joined for Steve tits

>>534498841
started

>started
kill yourself

>>534500486
where can I buy steve cereal?

Steve is one of the most sexually unappealing female character Yostar has released

How do I stop my captain from trying to groom me into playing sanma?

>>534501372
He'll stop if you play sanma.

>>534501430
First it's sanma then it's putting on programming socks, shan't

>>534501348
agree!

>>534501578
You don't wear programming socks for sanma. 'Biki doesn't even wear socks.

Hibiki rhymes with stinky

Steve rhymes with naive

god fucking dammit!

>>534501902
Aru more like A-poo lmao

Is this accurate?

I bet hibiki smells heavenly

>period of bad results
>think I'm just getting unlucky and it'll get better over time
>period of good results
>think I'm just luckshitting and getting undeserved wins
it's so hard to gauge when it's skill and when it's luck...

>>534502162
thanks for the sticks

>>534502293
Depends on the bakyou.

Imagine punching 'Biki in the tummy.

>>534502293
Basically yes, though sometimes you should prefer yakuhai to terminals.

>>534502445
just look at the bot score, whether i win or lose its a consistent 90, so its all luck

>>534499582
Enjoy.

https://files.catbox.moe/zufte6.gif

>>534502746
it also varies. I haven't been recording them, if there was an easy way to export that shit into a sheet it'd be easier

>>534502293
no, lone terminals are shit and keeping yakuhai is usually better, there's even cases where keeping guest winds is better than terminals

>>534502843
I masturbated to this gif twice in the past

>>534502843
oh, its this, ive seen it before

>>534502946
i used to record all my games and data in an excel, with graphs and stuff lol, if you want to get good its a waste of time, you just should just check the few moments you had to kinda stop and think during match and check your decision with bot after, the major errors too if you have time.

also, shouldnt be too hard to export, there is already a script to download mjs matches on the repo, make a script to mortal or whatever then to excel, can ask a detective to feed you the script.

>>534498841
gg thanks for the game

>>534502946
llm vibecode a tampermonkey script to write to a google sheet from the mortal outputs and share it

3 kingdoms strim up on the usual cytube gentlemenofthekan

>>534498841
Bad flow.
GG

>>534503891
that's how I review my games really. the rating's just a generic pointer, if it's below 85 and I know there weren't hands where I went for a schizo chiitoi or haipai ori/sashikomi, there's probably hands worth double checking
if it's around 90 i'm good, just check the decisions i took note of during the match and go next

anything gfl that's being posted is sus since that's the whale Miko's current obsession

>>534498841
gg

rape mikoposters

>>534504564
girls frontline line or girls frontline line 2?

>>534504835
what are you going to make it redirect to

>>534504564
Proof?

>>534498841
gg

>>534505037
Pull up IRC logs

>>534502843
really makes you think about life and stuff

If Liu Bei played sanma, he would be Liu Pei.

>>534506017
Liu Gay

>>534506017
You are funny, Aru

>>534496771
Rank? If you're a shitter too, we could play together

I hate video games

>>534503965
Uni koko perchance?

>>534507031
Friends and enemies, past present and future can all united under one banner. Fuck sanma

>>534507031
My team's discord is dead...

>>534506017
You know I had a sanma tourney planned back in like March, the theme was 3k, had alot of thoughts planned and work done, like you would pick and represent the 3 factions had Yuzu for Shu, Kaavi for Wei, etc, made oc, graphics and such, it was gonna be great, no uma btw, but got busy then league happened, and yeah

>>534507031
>check log
>nothing
Why did you lie to me? I know we're form the same team

THERE'S A FUCKING CHARIZARD IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

>>534507153
I literally forgot this loser was even in the game because nobody plays him.

>>534507351
You don't know that

Bro

>>534506582
6.4k mmr i think, im shit though, but im down

>>534507529
Sorry

>>534507789
Ononono

I know you exposed the summer camp location on the map anon.

Majsoul Nakama Room 28328(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28328

>>534508118
Summer camp ended last week, you're too late.

[Raze] Nukitashi The Animation - 04 (Uncensored) x265 10bit 1080p 143.8561fps.mkv

>>534507789
>>534507976
Deserved

>check youtube
>that one vtuber whose fans are gay anons is exploring the pixel map that anon was talking about before
It's all starting to make sense now.

>>534508212
2/4

I was invited in a jongers room and then I exterminated all of them with damas.

>>534508495
Should've played around it.