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Anonymous No.534452845 >>534453224 >>534454386 >>534457045 >>534457337 >>534459319 >>534462265
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
IT'S NEVER BEEN SO OVER...

Gurubashi x1 PvP

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Never.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Back to retail.

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL

>Latest News
Launcher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost
IT'S OVER

>Previous
>>534443873
Anonymous No.534452982 >>534453995 >>534454265 >>534454265
>mfw
Anonymous No.534452989 >>534453046 >>534453075 >>534453079 >>534453247 >>534453364 >>534453906 >>534454059
manlets, when will they learn?
Anonymous No.534453007 >>534453187 >>534453290
they're begging in the discord to keep the cap at 15 for today "so people can catch up" lol like the whole point wasn't to avoid bottlenecking in the first place lmao
Anonymous No.534453023 >>534453158
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
Anonymous No.534453046
>>534452989
KEKAROOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534453062 >>534453151 >>534453251
uh bros i think they snuck some funserver content onto epoch...
Anonymous No.534453072 >>534453280 >>534453479
EPOG scores another win. Turtrannies response?
Anonymous No.534453075
>>534452989
why yes, just do the jump every time you want to complete a quest
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534453079
>>534452989
I blame that gnome for taking the name Poppy.
Anonymous No.534453083
Anon you dropped this
Anonymous No.534453087
Have faith, friends. The servers will stay up today. They'll be bug riddled, but we can play anyway
Anonymous No.534453145 >>534453248 >>534453438 >>534453535 >>534453795
>The people who called the server launching in 2 weeks time and then being down again were absolutely fucking right
You mofos should start playing lottery with that level of premonition
Anonymous No.534453151
>>534453062
>1.12.1
miss me with that shit
Anonymous No.534453158 >>534453632
>>534453023
this whole general for the past few weeks is like watching Bossman Jack's streams
Anonymous No.534453170
So what happened? I instantly left for grocery shopping as soon as guru went down, and now kezan is down too.
Also they did not do the prune correctly, I have 10g+ worth of shit in bank.
Anonymous No.534453171
DEADPOCH
Anonymous No.534453187
>>534453007
it takes 3 hours to get level 15, what the fuck they mean a whole day?
Anonymous No.534453224
>>534452845 (OP)
Tyrande vs Whitemane, who milks a shota to completion first?
Anonymous No.534453226
I dunno if I can go on, if its fucked up map because of new zones thats gonna take a while to sort out
Anonymous No.534453231 >>534454528
Is there a issue with WOTLK and Weak Aura swing timers? I imported 3 different scripts, they'd appear but never worked.
I seen some Reddit post about how WOTLK doesn't give enough information to track it but I wanted someone's opinion here
Anonymous No.534453236 >>534453358 >>534453389
Patch available.
Anonymous No.534453247
>>534452989
nice quest arrow, zoomzoom
Anonymous No.534453248
>>534453145
It wasn't premonition it was obvious based on their behavior since launch.
Anonymous No.534453251
>>534453062
if wow clients can add this why don't all wow clients just do this? i don't understand.
Anonymous No.534453280
>>534453072
good name for him
Anonymous No.534453290
>>534453007
FOMOtards are unreal
Anonymous No.534453306 >>534453553 >>534453984
Anonymous No.534453313
UPDATE UPDAT EUDPATE
Anonymous No.534453329
THE PATCH IS IN
Anonymous No.534453358
>>534453236
actually true
Anonymous No.534453364
>>534452989
bing bing wahoo YIIpppeee
Anonymous No.534453389
>>534453236
actually true wtf
Anonymous No.534453410 >>534453675 >>534453850
update
get ready sisters
Anonymous No.534453423 >>534453497
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
Anonymous No.534453438
>>534453145
>conflating common sense with being psychic
explains the state of these threads desu
Anonymous No.534453457
It's YOUR fault the servers crashed. If you didn't all login, the servers would still be up. Maybe next time you can DO BETTER and be mindful instead of being ENTITLED. Enough toxicity, be grateful the devs are doing it for Free.
Anonymous No.534453479
>>534453072
epochads can't stop winning
Anonymous No.534453497
>>534453423
Don't see any update yet
Anonymous No.534453507 >>534453573 >>534453653 >>534453727 >>534453745 >>534453772 >>534453839 >>534453969 >>534454271
>>534451387
If the devs wanted me to level at 0.5x XP, they would've put that in by default.

Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests so I don't trust them to handle it right.
Anonymous No.534453527 >>534453915
what is the purpose of a server that never launches? am i missing something from a new meta?
Anonymous No.534453535
>>534453145
you call it premonition, i call it having above 80 IQ
Anonymous No.534453543
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS!
Anonymous No.534453553
>>534453306
eh...it's every thing and everybody...
Anonymous No.534453557
Day 13 Experiment: Part 2 starting soon
Anonymous No.534453573
>>534453507
They added new quests
Anonymous No.534453598
https://project-epoch-status.com/
Keep an eye on build number (or turn on notifications at the top)

Also patch is out btw
Anonymous No.534453620 >>534453762
This time it will be different, right?
Anonymous No.534453632
>>534453158
bossman always wins
Anonymous No.534453646
UPDATE!
NOT A DRILL!
Anonymous No.534453653
>>534453507
>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests
No it's not
Anonymous No.534453675 >>534453839 >>534453850 >>534453908
>>534453410
what will break next? get your predictions in.
Anonymous No.534453698
Guys if it comes back up and then goes down again within 15 minutes I'm not going to be able to handle the emotional whiplash
Anonymous No.534453703 >>534453852 >>534454745 >>534458450
Anonymous No.534453715
>1.3 GB
oh boy
Anonymous No.534453723
Anonymous No.534453727
>>534453507
I want to level at 0.5
Anonymous No.534453739
YOU STAND IN THE LINE JUST TO HIT A NEW LOW
Anonymous No.534453745 >>534453859
>>534453507
1 5 0 0 n e w c u s t o m q u e s t s
Anonymous No.534453746 >>534453824
will xe save us?
Anonymous No.534453760
Which starter zone will be fucked this time?
Anonymous No.534453762
>>534453620
Only reason we are not playing rn is manlets. Server works just fine.
Anonymous No.534453772
>>534453507
i don't really know how people run out of quests, last time i played vanilla (on hardcore) i had most of winterspring and all of EPL left when i dinged 60.
do people just not wrap up old zones or something? "ding 40 guess i gotta stop doing those 38-39 quests"?
Anonymous No.534453795
>>534453145
Thats just pattern recognition
Anonymous No.534453803
In a few weeks these will all just be amusing memories as we do comfy leveling and dungeons
Anonymous No.534453820
>4chan is filled with hand holdy TomTom pfQuest players

KEK
Anonymous No.534453821 >>534453903
>update ver 3465
>login screen says 3464
uh oh
Anonymous No.534453824
>>534453746
this nigger is the first one to jump ship
Anonymous No.534453839 >>534453953
>>534453507
I fucking hate women who sit around in their underwear, my sister does it all the fucking time and i keep telling her to stop.
>why don't you make me anon
fucking weird bitch, honestly fuck women

>>534453675
my will to keep logging in.
Anonymous No.534453850
>>534453410
>>534453675
gotta be something in durotar or dun morogh because of the new zones but durotar seems unlikely since I think the troll zone is on some island.
Anonymous No.534453852
>>534453703
can't wait for it to become even higher kek
Anonymous No.534453858 >>534453945 >>534453995 >>534454027 >>534454074 >>534454115 >>534454265
/ourguy/ is losing strength and willpower...
Anonymous No.534453859
>>534453745
*1500 npcs that crash the entire server by clicking on them
Anonymous No.534453867 >>534454115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU
Anonymous No.534453890 >>534453936 >>534453993
btw how many people did Gurubashi have before crash last time? Did they hit 5000?
Anonymous No.534453903 >>534454002
>>534453821
Someone was in a hurry and forgot to update the number that shows in UI
Anonymous No.534453906
>>534452989
This server just keeps on giving
Anonymous No.534453908
>>534453675
Troll zone will have a naga that's level 30 or a raptor that drops sulfuras or some shit like that.
Anonymous No.534453915
>>534453527
to build hype for turtle fresh.
Anonymous No.534453936 >>534454095
>>534453890
~5100
Anonymous No.534453945 >>534454074
>>534453858
who
Anonymous No.534453953 >>534454013
>>534453839
fuck your sister retard
Anonymous No.534453969
>>534453507
>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests
This mindset is just a small sample of everything wrong in mmos and what came after
Anonymous No.534453984
>>534453306
How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home he's sitting on his computer in his fucking underwear, staring at some login screen for hours. I wanna smash his fucking face in.
My "son".
What do you think about that, huh?
Anonymous No.534453990 >>534454595
>1 hour downtime per crash
Anonymous No.534453993
>>534453890
2000
Anonymous No.534453995
>>534452982
>>534453858
kek
Anonymous No.534454002
>>534453903
That number shouldn't have to be manually updated, it should be pulled, so they didn't update something else
Anonymous No.534454013
>>534453953
Gross
Anonymous No.534454027
>>534453858
he's on his last fresh...
Anonymous No.534454051
Stealth launch no update on discord
Anonymous No.534454059
>>534452989
You forgot that all the npc inside were also falling trough the floor.
Anonymous No.534454060 >>534454128
can I get an uuuuuuuuuhhhhh
Anonymous No.534454074 >>534454157 >>534454240
>>534453858
>TWoW soon
its over...
>>534453945
literal poggieGOD with over 500 concurrent viewers on twitch
Anonymous No.534454087
guru horde bros im. soon we kill all alliance. FOR THE HODRDE. LOKTAR OOGAR. rape their men and women.
Anonymous No.534454092 >>534454178
LET ME IN!
Anonymous No.534454095
>>534453936
Awesome, good to hear. We'll soon get too see if subrealms are needed.
Anonymous No.534454115
>>534453858
>>534453867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ28SypAk80
Anonymous No.534454128
>>534454060
NOOOOOOOO THE SERVERS
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534454152
LET ME IN KAYBLOAT YOU GOOBER
Anonymous No.534454157 >>534454273 >>534454449
>>534454074
I thought twitch was b&ing pserf streamers and they all went to youtube
Anonymous No.534454178 >>534454272 >>534454354
>>534454092
Anonymous No.534454184
haha nonny is a quickshot~
Anonymous No.534454187
>we are happy to announce 2 new surprise servers!
Anonymous No.534454191
ITS FAILING AUTH NOW
WTF
Anonymous No.534454197 >>534454436
Anonymous No.534454205 >>534454281 >>534454292
i think i'm gonna make a dwarf hunter, either on anniversary or turtle. never epoch. never again.
Anonymous No.534454224 >>534454291 >>534454351 >>534454480 >>534454572
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8Av3cjtYw
Anonymous No.534454226
Turtle wow stole the stairs wtf
Anonymous No.534454240
>>534454074
eh I'm not watching that, Joel is streaming
Anonymous No.534454258 >>534454451
How would you rate your Epoch gaming experience so far out of 10?
Anonymous No.534454261
hvnter!23
Anonymous No.534454265
>>534452982
>>534452982
>>534453858
KEK
Anonymous No.534454268
I am just going out for a little while. Don't wait up.
Anonymous No.534454271
>>534453507
kek, 48 laws of power in russian
Anonymous No.534454272
>>534454178
average chud
Anonymous No.534454273
>>534454157
they don't bother with 100 viewer streamers
Anonymous No.534454281
>>534454205
Never ever? are you sure? It could be up and stable any year now
Anonymous No.534454291 >>534454535
>>534454224
I kinda want to bully this autist irl desu
Anonymous No.534454292
>>534454205
Ill be your FRIEND if you play Ambershill...
Anonymous No.534454297 >>534454410 >>534454472
FUCK JUST CAME BACK FROM WORK DID THEY RELAUNCH???
Anonymous No.534454351
>>534454224
FANTASTIC
Anonymous No.534454354 >>534454578 >>534454715 >>534455152
>>534454178
This is Kazumok, he is a massive interracial porn addict and one of the most unhinged schizos i have ever had the misfortune of running into. Absolute lolcow of a person
Anonymous No.534454372
Just when you think everything is fixed, they surprise you with something new.
Anonymous No.534454386
>>534452845 (OP)
post source
Anonymous No.534454410 >>534454497 >>534454513 >>534454526
>>534454297
yeah, for a whole 5 minutes before the new starting zones crashed the server
Anonymous No.534454436 >>534454503
>>534454197
hey it's inex the leaker
Anonymous No.534454449
>>534454157
only big streamers or if you make it obvious
Anonymous No.534454451
>>534454258
This shitshow launch has unironically been the most fun I've had with gaming all year and I only got to play for like 30 minutes over 4 days.
Anonymous No.534454472
>>534454297
They did but the dwarf starting zone was fucked up and they had to bring it down, server ran fine we're just waiting now
Anonymous No.534454480
>>534454224
>we dwarves are natural sprinters
Anonymous No.534454497
>>534454410
ermmmm they took the servers down actually sweaty
Anonymous No.534454503 >>534454684
>>534454436
Inex is the leaker?
Anonymous No.534454513
>>534454410
Uhmm actually we switche dit off on purpse
Anonymous No.534454526
>>534454410
>crashed
nah, worse. The devs shut it down so that manlets would stop crying about "muh stairs"
Anonymous No.534454528
>>534453231
Can any WoW Veterans answer this? Thanks
Anonymous No.534454535
>>534454291
you would have to catch him first
Anonymous No.534454536
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534454572
>>534454224
HE'S FAST
Anonymous No.534454578 >>534455404
>>534454354
>interracial porn addict
jesus, that's even worse than tranny porn!
Anonymous No.534454595 >>534454786
>>534453990
>every dungeon run will be 5+ hours long

this gonna be good
Anonymous No.534454684
>>534454503
inex is the leaker
Anonymous No.534454715
>>534454354
Average 20 year old /pol/ guy.
Anonymous No.534454745 >>534454814 >>534454870 >>534454906 >>534454918 >>534454957 >>534455120 >>534455140 >>534455150 >>534455206 >>534455354 >>534455357 >>534455553 >>534456252 >>534456374
>>534453703
What the fuck do people expect after shit like this?
Anonymous No.534454775
this is so fucking stealthy
Anonymous No.534454786
>>534454595
>dungeon run
dungeons haven't been implemented yet. that's in the next launch, in two weeks.
Anonymous No.534454793
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
Anonymous No.534454805
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
Anonymous No.534454814
>>534454745
several people saw that and said
"this looks fine"
Anonymous No.534454870
>>534454745
ngl the new goldshire Inn is a downgrade, no idea what the fuck they were thinking
Anonymous No.534454906
>>534454745
very progressive that they designed Goldshire with tauren and ogre accessibility in mind
Anonymous No.534454918 >>534455008
>>534454745
a cozy home for all pocket princes and princesses
Anonymous No.534454943
>pochie
Anonymous No.534454953
vibes: erect
Anonymous No.534454957 >>534455120
>>534454745
I think they made it normal size, but it made the town seems too spread out so they just upscaled all the buildings.
Anonymous No.534454996 >>534455058 >>534455090 >>534455113 >>534455367 >>534455410 >>534455947
Am I the only one that wil ignore all new content and just farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55 before doing some dungeons to gear myself up?
Anonymous No.534455008
>>534454918
BARBIE PLAYHOUSE!
Anonymous No.534455016 >>534455118 >>534455247 >>534455591
Post your pochie waiting rooms.
Anonymous No.534455040
Inex clowning on thsi shit too
Anonymous No.534455051 >>534455110
let me out
Anonymous No.534455058
>>534454996
yes.
Anonymous No.534455090
>>534454996
Yes, you are abnormal.
Anonymous No.534455110
>>534455051
HE PAYS FOR A PASS LOL
Anonymous No.534455113
>>534454996
Hunter is almost completely gear independent. Warlock too. Every other class has to get at least some gear.
Anonymous No.534455118
>>534455016
>pochie not open on screen
fake and gay
Anonymous No.534455120 >>534455380
>>534454957
>>534454745
nigga, the doorway is 3x the height of a human
Anonymous No.534455140
>>534454745
I'm going to rush the noggenfogger quest to to replicate this screenshot only smaller.
Anonymous No.534455150 >>534455394
>>534454745
All the WoW doors are big
Anonymous No.534455152 >>534455261 >>534455326
>>534454354
to be fair to him interracial porn for some reason has gotten the most funding i've ever seen for porn.
they have better lighting, cameras, high definition,
Anonymous No.534455202 >>534459718
>People finally get in
>Custom content is shit
This server is a gift
Anonymous No.534455206
>>534454745
They're tauren sized so the can bring their kodos incase they need to leave in a hurry
Anonymous No.534455247
>>534455016
There's 3 literal piss bottles (1.5 liters) in my room. Unrelated to launch but only mostly.
Anonymous No.534455250 >>534455356 >>534455379 >>534455454
should i try it?
Anonymous No.534455261
>>534455152
>(((for some reason)))
Anonymous No.534455284
my last post number determines how many more hours until the server comes back up, it's been 45 minutes already
Anonymous No.534455309 >>534455519 >>534455556
Umm why does my shit says 3464 but the status tracker says 3465
yes I did update just now
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534455326
>>534455152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX53Gx9gG9Q
Anonymous No.534455354
>>534454745
Anonymous No.534455356
>>534455250
HoT and PoF are good. anything after that is garbage
Anonymous No.534455357 >>534455515 >>534455638
>>534454745
>they designed alliance doors so that those huge giant vrykul humans from lich king could fit inside (available as a cash shop race change next year)
epoch is so progressive wow
Anonymous No.534455367
>>534454996
Same except no dungeons, I'm playing SSF.
Anonymous No.534455379
>>534455250
it's kind nice but I'm always really quickly turned off by the f2p-garbage they added to the game to make you buy more random shit
Anonymous No.534455380
>>534455120
manlet cope
t. 203cm aryan
Anonymous No.534455393 >>534455576 >>534455695
>stealth launch
>it's not really stealthy at all
Anonymous No.534455394 >>534455486 >>534455593
>>534455150
They're not that big, faggot.
Anonymous No.534455404
>>534454578
I don't think that's true
Anonymous No.534455410
>>534454996
i'm doing the explorers contract so im FORCED to engage with ALL CONTENT
Anonymous No.534455454 >>534461463
>>534455250
Come play return of reckoning order side
We're lacking melee dps, slayer or white lion

I started olaying on a whim and I already habe 2 level25s, roughly 20hours playtime
Anonymous No.534455461
THEY BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN BUT NUKED IT INSTANTLY

GOOD JOB KES
Anonymous No.534455486 >>534455558 >>534455652 >>534455661 >>534455673 >>534455704 >>534455709 >>534455776 >>534455891 >>534456061
>>534455394
I mean they kind of are, it just feels like a really weird nitpick when every entryway is gigantic.
Anonymous No.534455515 >>534455604
>>534455357
still can’t believe retoilet snubbed them in favor of fat fuck kul’tirans
Anonymous No.534455519
>>534455309
they just forgot to update the number on the actual screen lol
Anonymous No.534455553
>>534454745
I hate the new goldshire.
Anonymous No.534455556
>>534455309
mine is like this
it doesnt matter though, i was playing 20 min ago
Anonymous No.534455558 >>534456092
>>534455486
wow doors have always been big ignore niggers.
Anonymous No.534455576
>>534455393
not really a launch either
Anonymous No.534455580
Another patch btw, UI still shows 3464 and version is 3466
Anonymous No.534455591
>>534455016
Anonymous No.534455593
>>534455394
I would post a picture disproving your claim IF I FUCKING COULD LOG IN
Anonymous No.534455603
>Kes (and content team) creates the gnome zone
>Kes has a mental breakdown before re-launch
>re-launch happens
>gnome zone causes them to take the server down
lmao how is Kes feeling right now?
Anonymous No.534455604
>>534455515
Male Kul'tirans are at least kinda based, and the females are playable Ogres.
Anonymous No.534455620
BAN ALL MANLETS AND LETS GOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534455638
>>534455357
Wallcraft is unironically adding them as a skin for humans you can unlock
Anonymous No.534455641
this is going to be the worlds easiest sweep on the 17th
it's bbc, turdle, or bust rn
Anonymous No.534455643
New patch 3465 (or 3466)
Anonymous No.534455652 >>534455821
>>534455486
That door is not literally twice, let alone thrice that of NPC to the right. Plus it's meant to be wide because its a public entrance that gains a lot of traffic.
Anonymous No.534455661
>>534455486
>entryway that is regular human sized
>ITS GIANT BROOOO
kekaroo
disingenuous cultist cuck
Anonymous No.534455673 >>534455773
>>534455486
wildly different. look at the human female model next to it. place that up on the step and it looks fine. the other image was a massive difference.
Anonymous No.534455695
>>534455393
it's not really launch-y either HAH
Anonymous No.534455704 >>534455874 >>534455950
>>534455486
For quick comparison with epoch door.
Anonymous No.534455709
>>534455486
The door in your screenshot is literally half as tall as the door in the new goldshire. It even has a female human right there to compare scale.
Anonymous No.534455730 >>534455798 >>534455803
Patch already out? Fuck, I was expecting them taking a few hours at least
Anonymous No.534455745
Another update?
Anonymous No.534455759 >>534455796
what class should i roll on epoch?
Anonymous No.534455761 >>534455870
NEW UPDATE AGAIN
Anonymous No.534455768 >>534455974 >>534456084 >>534456105 >>534456296 >>534456314 >>534456426
post screams NOW
Anonymous No.534455773
>>534455673
there is no character collision why would traffic matter
Anonymous No.534455774
>3464
Anonymous No.534455776 >>534455919
>>534455486
in EQ2 doors were normal sized so tall races had crouching animations for entering tight places
Anonymous No.534455796
>>534455759
toon*
Anonymous No.534455798
>>534455730
Don’t worry it’ll still be broken when you get in (in two weeks)
Anonymous No.534455803
>>534455730
servers will come up soon so they can test again, obviously the last patch didnt fix the issue
Anonymous No.534455808 >>534455936
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE

and still using old build number in client LOL
Anonymous No.534455821
>>534455652
*let alone thrice of the height of that NPC to the right
Anonymous No.534455841
>new build 3466
>still 3464 ingame
doing releases is hard
Anonymous No.534455860
6 billionth times the charm they always say
Anonymous No.534455870
>>534455761
actually not bait
Anonymous No.534455874
>>534455704
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Anonymous No.534455891 >>534456092
>>534455486
because it is, it's just turtle shills flailing around
Anonymous No.534455919 >>534456043 >>534456212 >>534456220
You guys realize every door is scaled big so Tauren can get in them right and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildings right? >>534455776
Anonymous No.534455936
>>534455808
they're just yolo pushing without a care in the world. Maybe they will notice the mismatch soon enough.
Anonymous No.534455939 >>534456026 >>534456118
>download 3465
>login says 3464
>download 3466
>login still says 3464
Are they actually changing anything
Anonymous No.534455947 >>534456121
>>534454996
>farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55
i like farming mobs that drop mats while leveling cause i can farm xp and gold at the same time.

baby dragons for them flame sacks and elementals and blasted lands animal parts and sheeit.
Anonymous No.534455950
>>534455704
destroyed that guy
Anonymous No.534455951
KAYTOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Anonymous No.534455974
>>534455768
Anonymous No.534455979 >>534456069 >>534456143
I think scuffed launches are peak kino sovl

Who else confymaxing here?
Anonymous No.534455987
ULMETRS STATUS?
Anonymous No.534456009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_2axWPmV8
Anonymous No.534456026
>>534455939
chatgpt didn't tell them how to implement an automatic ver check for client :(
Anonymous No.534456035 >>534456094
Linus Torvalds is gonna neck with the lack of version control
Anonymous No.534456043 >>534456519
>>534455919
why would that ever make sense? this is false.
Anonymous No.534456061
>>534455486
SOVL. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT OUT DO THIS AFTER 24 years come on epoch
Anonymous No.534456063
sigh. I think this project wont last guys.
i think the devs will argue among themselves about who decided they needed a couple more days to launch but didn't test the new zones.
I think it's all going to fall apart.
Anonymous No.534456069
>>534455979
That's great for you because that is all epoch will ever be, just a series of scuffed launches and no actual server.
Anonymous No.534456070 >>534456170 >>534456285 >>534456337
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous No.534456084
>>534455768
screaming internally
Anonymous No.534456092
>>534455558
>>534455891
You can stop coping any day now.
Anonymous No.534456094
>>534456035
uh oh
Anonymous No.534456105
>>534455768
Anonymous No.534456118
>>534455939
Yeah, they're just rushing and missing a field somewhere. Happened 2 or 3 times in a row now, so its probably the same guy just pushing things through.
Anonymous No.534456121
>>534455947
GM gonna think I'm a bot when I start farming azshara naga on my grey geared hunter lol
Anonymous No.534456143
>>534455979
>two botched launches in a row
praying for another week delay and a third because this is the funnies shit I’ve ever seen
Anonymous No.534456158 >>534456192 >>534456236 >>534456253 >>534456256 >>534456258 >>534456280 >>534456283 >>534456327 >>534456376 >>534456463 >>534456627
How can you guys be excited for this after all this shitshow? Is the alternative really that bad?
Anonymous No.534456170 >>534456231
>>534456070
but, oppai loli gnome priest, you're alliance not horde...
Anonymous No.534456192
>>534456158
yes
Anonymous No.534456212 >>534456519
>>534455919
>and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildings
no, explain what door size has to do with character model animations please.
Anonymous No.534456213
Did they actually say its officially launched now, or are they just doing more testing?
Anonymous No.534456220 >>534456561 >>534456850
>>534455919
that's because in EQ you could crouch if you were a tall race going into a building meant for smaller races (and even then you'd need spells for some instances like gnome buildings are so small it's impossible for trolls/ogres to get into them) but WoW doesn't have crouching or shrink spells available to players so they had to make sure the building entrances were large enough anyone could fit in
Anonymous No.534456229 >>534456321 >>534459448
I'd say we're at least due a new customized Blood Elf starter zone for this second relaunch fiasco
Anonymous No.534456231
>>534456170
do not give the tranny attention saar
Anonymous No.534456236
>>534456158
>Is the alternative really that bad?
without a doubt.
Anonymous No.534456252 >>534458595
>>534454745
Why did they even bother making these new houses? The interior is so uninspired and bland, there's no reason they couldn't just use the normal house models.
Anonymous No.534456253
>>534456158
yes
Anonymous No.534456256
>>534456158
No but we'll pretend it is because admitting we made a mistake trusting these devs is too big of an ego hit.
Anonymous No.534456258
>>534456158
The alternative is playing a different game.
Anonymous No.534456279
>Need small fix
>Down the whole server to work on the problem
I really hope it wasnt actually "just a small fix"...
Anonymous No.534456280
>>534456158
jupp
Anonymous No.534456283 >>534456397
>>534456158
yes nigga
if I wanted to play on turtle I'd just go play turtle instead of shitposting here for 8 hours like some other retards
Anonymous No.534456285
>>534456070
standing paizuri
Anonymous No.534456296
>>534455768
Anonymous No.534456314
>>534455768
screaming eternally
Anonymous No.534456321
>>534456229
undead and blood elves never made sense being horde
Anonymous No.534456325 >>534456449 >>534456451 >>534456495 >>534456560 >>534456674 >>534456976 >>534457130
Anonymous No.534456327
>>534456158
I actually like a lot of Turtle's custom content, just not a fan of their cash shop, or their client, or their plans to replace the client with unreal.
Anonymous No.534456337
>>534456070
Shut up Narue and suck my cock.
Anonymous No.534456342 >>534456404 >>534456459
ANOTHER NOTHER UPDATE
Anonymous No.534456374
>>534454745
Just a few weeks more until you dumbass nigger will truly realize how fucking trash this server is
Anonymous No.534456376
>>534456158
It would be healthier for me to shoot up heroine than it would be to get a retail subscription and I'm not playing some shitty funserver that has tranny content.
Anonymous No.534456397 >>534456492 >>534456559
>>534456283
I trash talked Turtle until I tried it again and saw the stuff they added to the launcher. Then realized you all lied to me about the whole 1.12 (modded) being unplayable.
Anonymous No.534456402
How far back is this gonna roll?
Also, how dwarves and gnomes are gonna be stuck in the terrain change?
Anonymous No.534456404
>>534456342
fuck this
Anonymous No.534456416
sir another update has hit the launcher
Anonymous No.534456426
>>534455768
Anonymous No.534456446
Wow, maybe Kes should've tested that the gnome zone didn't mess anything up instead of crying on Discord.
Anonymous No.534456449
>>534456325
I'm starting to nooooooooootice the rug pull
Anonymous No.534456451
>>534456325
wtf the windowsill is taller than human models
its over
Anonymous No.534456459
>>534456342
I didn't get this one....
Anonymous No.534456463
>>534456158
there's fuckall going on in vidya right now
the last interesting thing was monster hunter wilds but that shit the bed its incredible
Anonymous No.534456478
>vibes are immaculate
Anonymous No.534456492
>>534456397
you forgot to post your webm sis
Anonymous No.534456495
>>534456325
Got his ass.
Anonymous No.534456519 >>534456791
>>534456043
>>534456212
So why don't Tauren get stuck in every doorway then, except when mounted?
Anonymous No.534456535
>mfw hearing someone actually donated to epoop
Anonymous No.534456559 >>534456637
>>534456397
I wonder who is behind this post.
Anonymous No.534456560
>>534456325
Keep in mind that this clearly implies the buildings in goldshire have all just been lazily upscaled so everything inside will also be overly spacious making all the furniture look tiny.
Anonymous No.534456561
>>534456220
>mfw I used the ruined house fireplaces in wow buildings to hide on pvp servers from horde as a gnome
>and the catacomb grave alcoves
Anonymous No.534456627 >>534456762 >>534456776
>>534456158
no one wants to play twow till the new server in a week and no one wants to play bronzebeard because it's basically retail but shittier

there's also wallcraft which i still can't tell if it's even out or not or sucks or not, every post says the opposite of the last thing said about it, and it's super hardcore slow mode from what i can tell but i might check it out sometime
Anonymous No.534456630
>vibes are immacumlate
Anonymous No.534456637
>>534456559
xe won
Anonymous No.534456674
>>534456325
ITS BAD ON PURPOSE OKAY??? SHUT UP CHUD!!
Anonymous No.534456675 >>534456757
Come back to turtle, guys. We forgive you.
Anonymous No.534456686
SO MUCH FOR A STEALTH LAUNCH LMAO
Anonymous No.534456715 >>534456945
>Newest bronzebeard vid is even more disjointed from Classic+
It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pick
Anonymous No.534456741 >>534456826 >>534456930
did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Anonymous No.534456743 >>534456795 >>534456816 >>534456861 >>534456893 >>534456968
Not UD race for rogue?
I'm thinking female NE or gnome with the rapey face
Anonymous No.534456757
>>534456675
shut up shenna, your pussy stinks
Anonymous No.534456762
>>534456627
>wallcraft
its the never releasing schizo server, if you are into low pop hardcore where the owner is a schizophrenic with ambitious ideas
you can play it
Anonymous No.534456776
>>534456627
wallcraft uses shitty 1.12.1 without the fixes easily accessible in the launcher like twow

it does have some really cool features tho
Anonymous No.534456784 >>534457010
is there anything more embarrassing then trying to stealth re-launch and still fucking it up
Anonymous No.534456791 >>534456927 >>534456954
>>534456519
how often is a Tauren going into the human inn?
Anonymous No.534456795
>>534456743
undead paladin
Anonymous No.534456816 >>534456894 >>534456902 >>534457275
>>534456743
Female Nelf Rogue
Anonymous No.534456826
>>534456741
cryboomers live and die for this shit
Anonymous No.534456849
They should open the registration again :)
Anonymous No.534456850 >>534457070
>>534456220
EQ is a better game.
Anonymous No.534456861 >>534456935
>>534456743
just play fem undead for the flips dude
Anonymous No.534456893
>>534456743
orc rogue is top tier
Anonymous No.534456894
>>534456816
Deca.......
Anonymous No.534456902
>>534456816
high level wow gear is so immersion breaking, it just doesn't feel like it belongs to that world
Anonymous No.534456927 >>534457015
>>534456791
Are you actually a retard? Genuinely a fucking brainlet? Why would they ever design something for a certain race to not be able to walk into? They just create assets and make sure every race can enter that building, because a lot of building types are reused in other zones and areas. It's like talking to actual fucking children.
Anonymous No.534456930 >>534457020 >>534457141 >>534457151
>>534456741
What is that account thing he has?
Auto login spammer?
Anonymous No.534456935
>>534456861
I play fem undead for the fist annimation
Anonymous No.534456945
>>534456715
>It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pick
that is exactly what they are doing lol
Anonymous No.534456946 >>534457014 >>534457018
I downloaded the client and the launcher but can't register an account. WTF?
Anonymous No.534456954
>>534456791
Very often according to mr shekelstein.
Anonymous No.534456968 >>534463064
>>534456743
Female Nelf Rogue
Anonymous No.534456969 >>534457081 >>534457090 >>534457112 >>534457153 >>534457187 >>534457253 >>534457265
What class does he play?
Anonymous No.534456976
>>534456325
>We want the original Tomb Raider trilogy audience
Anonymous No.534456981 >>534457085
>Druids are still stuck as cow faggots or purple indians
You'd think they'd have allowed it to be Troll and Gnome
Anonymous No.534457010
>>534456784
anyone with half a brain could have told you this would happen after they decided to add new zones without even getting the server launched first
Anonymous No.534457014
>>534456946
Come back in half a year, unless you buy one you're never getting in
Anonymous No.534457015 >>534457107 >>534457352
>>534456927
why are houses in real life not accommodating for elephants to enter?
Anonymous No.534457018
>>534456946
Begone turist!
Anonymous No.534457020 >>534457902
>>534456930
just a thing that remembers your password
Anonymous No.534457045
>>534452845 (OP)
Needs a horde tat
Anonymous No.534457061
DON'T OPEN THE SERVERS I'M TAKING A SHIT
Anonymous No.534457070
>>534456850
the version of the game i want to play doesn't exist (classic mob values/class design/etc. with modern QoL for the ingame interface)
Anonymous No.534457081
>>534456969
ud rogue
Anonymous No.534457085
>>534456981
Someone suggested undead druids and that would have been cool, zombie druid forms.
Anonymous No.534457086 >>534457191 >>534457246 >>534457264 >>534457395
I was gonna spend more time on this but it seemed pointless. You can't defend this.
Anonymous No.534457090
>>534456969
fem human priest
Anonymous No.534457107
>>534457015
Because it's not a videogame.
Anonymous No.534457112
>>534456969
paladin dedicated to dps
Anonymous No.534457130 >>534457191
>>534456325
there is cross faction grouping, it's there so big tauren can fit in the goldshire inn
Anonymous No.534457141 >>534457902
>>534456930
https://github.com/Bennylavaa/Epoch-Autologin
Anonymous No.534457151 >>534457902
>>534456930
It just saves your password, it's in the recommended addon list on the epoch wiki
Anonymous No.534457153
>>534456969
Human Paladin, tries to make Ret viable
Anonymous No.534457168
> Pregject Epregch
Anonymous No.534457187
>>534456969
congo
broly
Anonymous No.534457191
>>534457086
kek
>>534457130
cringe
Anonymous No.534457204
>think about rerolling
>make characer and log in to 500000 people
>instantly reminded how bad itll be
guess im stuck on undead pally
Anonymous No.534457209
epoch looks like ass and slop
2 things i like
im a dirty pig
Anonymous No.534457226
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS
Anonymous No.534457240 >>534457367
Anonymous No.534457246 >>534457540
>>534457086
i can try. the original building still exists in it's copy-paste form in theramore and redridge. i like variety. also, the 'new' goldshire is based on an old beta version if i remember correctly, so it's cool.
Anonymous No.534457253
>>534456969
male undead ret paladin
Anonymous No.534457261
turtle fresh waiting room
Anonymous No.534457264
>>534457086
immaculate detective job and noticing. as we adventure further we will for sure come across plenty of badly designed shit.
Anonymous No.534457265
>>534456969
male orc woyer
Anonymous No.534457275
>>534456816
this but male human
Anonymous No.534457283
IF POCHIE DOESN'T COME ONLINE RIGHT NOW I WILL STOP DILATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.534457328 >>534457430 >>534457883
>twow shills all suddenly bringing up Goldshire again
Anonymous No.534457337 >>534457582
>>534452845 (OP)
I got a good night's rest in. So how'd that stealth launch go?
Anonymous No.534457352 >>534457674 >>534458182
>>534457015
This is a video game. You cant make zones where specific races cant enter, at least when theres either the premise of content or PvP involved. Otherwise you could just kite bigger races to places only dwarves or gnomes can enter and always win.
Anonymous No.534457359 >>534457420 >>534457461 >>534457478 >>534457481 >>534457573 >>534457595
FUCK I FORGOT MY PASSWORD BUT I CANT RESET IT BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT MANAGEMENT PAGE IS CLOSED AAAHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.534457367
>>534457240
comfy...
Anonymous No.534457391 >>534457503 >>534457574 >>534457691 >>534457708
I'm sorry but I like dungeon finder and teleporting into the instance. I don't like spamming LFG for 40 minutes. I want to queue and continue doing my quests/proffs while I wait
Anonymous No.534457395
>>534457086
whats the problem?
Anonymous No.534457420
>>534457359
Just bruteforce it, they have zero login protection so you can spam it lol
Anonymous No.534457430
>>534457328
i don't like turtle either, but at least they can competently run a server, and besides their custom ESL quests, they understand not to fuck with scale
Anonymous No.534457461
>>534457359
Cya in 2 weeks :)
Anonymous No.534457478
>>534457359
this is why you should use the same password everywhere
Anonymous No.534457481
>>534457359
Slight slimmer of hope, do you have it saved in your browsers password manager?
Anonymous No.534457503
>>534457391
I'm sorry but you're the reason MMOs went to shit.
Anonymous No.534457521
>a very specific group of people making a big deal about the notorious erp spot
I'm nooticing
K0K No.534457540
>>534457246
So it was deleted? Not included in the game? You don't think they kept it out for a reason? Epoch devs couldn't set the scale to 0.8?
Anonymous No.534457573
>>534457359
why do they call them red bones?
Anonymous No.534457574
>>534457391
I like spamming LFG because I can filter out the retards and classes that'd steal my gear
Anonymous No.534457580 >>534457972 >>534458079
Anonymous No.534457582
>>534457337
Crashed after 15minutes
Or they closed it due to manlets, we'll never know
Anonymous No.534457595
>>534457359
just do psychedelics and dissociatives until you remember
Anonymous No.534457619
Still not rolling Turtle.
Anonymous No.534457664 >>534457940
>AIIIIEEE IS EPOCH USING BETA ASSETS EW GROSS SMELLY
>*ports in Wrath assets* YESSSSS I'M CUSTOM COOONTING
Anonymous No.534457674 >>534457767 >>534458035
>>534457352
why did Blizzard not feel the need to make doorways 3x the height of human models like Epoch did? cope harder vaporware nigger. this is slop.
Anonymous No.534457685
why can't troondev be as chill as these reatards?
Anonymous No.534457687 >>534457871 >>534463028
Pump nonny, pump!
Anonymous No.534457691 >>534457946
>>534457391
Niggas like you are the reason mmos are no longer social games and feel completely barren of player interaction
Anonymous No.534457708
>>534457391
too bad for you then
Anonymous No.534457720
why do you keep posting that literalwho fatass
Anonymous No.534457724
>over 1hr downtime so far...
Anonymous No.534457729 >>534457919
so why doesn't turtle help epoch if they're so good at developing and managing? surely they would know how to fix this and prop up a fellow private server, specially an open-source one.
Anonymous No.534457738
well it doesn't seem like it'll be up for a while
where's the goblin pussy poster when you need him
Anonymous No.534457747
>Update happened 10 hours ago
>Server went up 8 hours later
>New update now

I sure hope it doesn't take them 8 hours again to release the server.
Anonymous No.534457767 >>534457949 >>534458126
>>534457674
the custom quests ive played so far have been fun
Anonymous No.534457776 >>534457842
Anonymous No.534457794
cyb you fucking autist stop posting in discord
Anonymous No.534457820 >>534457950
>Epochfags are now begging Turtlebulls to help them fix the server
grim
just grim
Anonymous No.534457836
>eslop
Anonymous No.534457842
>>534457776
why you creeping on bro
Anonymous No.534457871
>>534457687
t-that's pretty tisque Huwitemane-sama
Anonymous No.534457876
i hope that wasnt it for today with no updates for another 6+ hours
Anonymous No.534457883
>>534457328
I've literally not played Private server since WoWBeez. Still gonna play Epoch but c'mon, this shit is funny.
Anonymous No.534457902
>>534457020
>>534457141
>>534457151
thx m8s this speeds up my login spam considerably
Anonymous No.534457910
I got what I wanted. I can sleep now.
Anonymous No.534457917 >>534457997 >>534458819
The whole Goldshire thing is so forced
Anonymous No.534457919
>>534457729
epoch doesnt have a in game story selling mount recolors for over 300 dollars so turtle devs don't care
Anonymous No.534457931 >>534458284 >>534458454
Anonymous No.534457940
>>534457664
>using assets that the original devs removed for being shitty
vs
>using assets from the actual game
Anonymous No.534457946 >>534458325
>>534457691
>spamming a copy/pasted message until you get an invite then typing omw if you're not already outside the instance

WOAH SOCIAL INTERACTION
Anonymous No.534457949
>>534457767
How many of them did you manage to complete before the server shut down? Like three?
Anonymous No.534457950
>>534457820
>Asking turdle devs how they make their 1.x servers barely sustainable
Anonymous No.534457972 >>534458065 >>534458667 >>534459290
>>534457580
whites are repulsive
Anonymous No.534457978
Holy fuck if it's taking over an hour every time some small content issue comes up it's over
Like actually this is retarded
Anonymous No.534457997 >>534458142
>>534457917
so they didn't fuck up the scale?
Anonymous No.534458002 >>534458096 >>534458183 >>534460384 >>534460609 >>534460741
>talking about bringing it back up
>debating among their community on a full wipe or a pruning
>registrations still not open
tell your faggot cocksucker incompetent retard owners to open registration
fuck it I'm going back to ragnarok online
Anonymous No.534458003
Pochie?
Anonymous No.534458010 >>534458393
>devs actually threw a temper tantrum and stopped giving any updates
lol, lmao, rofl
Anonymous No.534458035
>>534457674
All doorways in WoW are unusually large to fit all races. That one is only slightly larger than ones you see all over Stormwind.
Anonymous No.534458065
>>534457972
sure buddy.
Anonymous No.534458079
>>534457580
thats just the average aryan chuddie in this thread
Anonymous No.534458087
WE'RE PUTTING THE STAIRS BACK
THIS ONE'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE LADS
Anonymous No.534458096
>>534458002
fuck off we're full
Anonymous No.534458126 >>534458487 >>534459130
>>534457767
>collect 10 bear asses but the quest text is written by AI
so fun..
Anonymous No.534458130 >>534458287 >>534459718
>we can fix custom content issues within minutes

ONE HOUR LATER
Anonymous No.534458142 >>534458236 >>534458450
>>534457997
No its just irrelevant
Anonymous No.534458169
Kaytotes got his new data guys.
Time for a nap.
Anonymous No.534458182 >>534458348 >>534458737
>>534457352
Right, but the point still is that the original Goldshire in didn't have this problem anyway. Tauren could get in. So this isn't why they made the doors 3x taller. They just did this to put their aesthetically challenged stamp on it.
Anonymous No.534458183 >>534458490 >>534458871
>>534458002
why would they reopen registration and risk having another 10000 gypsy tourists try and enter the server when they can barely manage with the ones they already have
TOURIST GO HOME!
Anonymous No.534458221
>it will take about 7-9 hours to fix stairs
topkek devs
Anonymous No.534458228 >>534458273 >>534458312 >>534458328 >>534458395 >>534458416 >>534458436 >>534458439 >>534458490 >>534459330 >>534459785 >>534461460 >>534462049
So what caused this Anvilmar thing anyway?
Anonymous No.534458236
>>534458142
>ineptitude is irrelevant
then enjoy playing on the server right now
Anonymous No.534458273
>>534458228
i ated it
Anonymous No.534458284
>>534457931
Never post again ty
Anonymous No.534458287
>>534458130
kek
Anonymous No.534458312
>>534458228
I think the gnome starting area is underneath it
Anonymous No.534458325
>>534457946
It's less about that part and more that literally no one fucking talks in modern mmos. You just queue, finish the instance then go back to afking.
Anonymous No.534458328 >>534458581
>>534458228
some retard most likely deleted original reference on clean up.
Anonymous No.534458348 >>534458538
>>534458182
It looks aesthetically fine, all the buildings look like Stormwind/Human Peasant buildings. I genuinely did not notice the scale being a bit larger than normal building entryways until it was pointed out to me because every door is fucking gigantic.
Anonymous No.534458357 >>534458507 >>534458745
heh, you really though this was the REAL stealth relaunch? this is merely a test FOR the stealth relaunch
Anonymous No.534458393
>>534458010
They're trying to have a stealth launch even though it was never a real possibility. Now it seems They're hoping for the next best thing by just not pinging all the people who are sleeping rn.
Anonymous No.534458395
>>534458228
browns stole it
Anonymous No.534458403 >>534458493
Once they actually get things properly up and running and stable (lol) I wonder how many people are going to complain about the new goldshire and razor hill. You think they'll be pressured to change them back or at least put more work into them?
Anonymous No.534458416
>>534458228
Lack of testing.
Anonymous No.534458436
>>534458228
Anonymous No.534458439
>>534458228
some retard probably accidentally moved the building in noggit
Anonymous No.534458450
>>534458142
We are talking about poorly scaled/placed custom content. Which is currently the reason for the 1+ hour downtime.
>>534453703
Anonymous No.534458454
>>534457931
I wish I could find a dwarf girlfriend to suck tauren cocks together in kalimdor
Anonymous No.534458473
How did they manage to spend 5 years on something worse than what nu-blizzard makes?
Anonymous No.534458487 >>534458674
>>534458126
well, no
I discovered a barrel of ale in Northshire Valley, which is odd since they produce wine there
I took it to the man in the abbey who might know, and he suggested to take it to Goldshire
Upon taking it to Goldshire, the Mage there had a clue, and suggested I go and hunt down a Rune of Teleportation for him to help me transport up to where the Keg came from
Upon doing so, he empowered the rune and I took it to the northshire falls, teleported up to a previously unused area, met a Dwarf who had fled from the nearby Burning Steppes and discovered he was in a feud with his brother
I helped to reconcile the pair, discovered the source of the mysterious ale and received a green item for my troubles.
Maybe if you tried to let yourself be immersed in the game, you'd have more fun.
Anonymous No.534458490
>>534458228
there are new quests in dwarf starting zone so probably a fuckup when doing that

>>534458183
my bet is registrations will open after ambershite launch
Anonymous No.534458493
>>534458403
hopefully not
Anonymous No.534458507
>>534458357
another masterful move
all on purpose of course, to filter the tourists
Anonymous No.534458510 >>534458801 >>534458824 >>534459230 >>534459298 >>534459419
Guys he's laughing at us!
Anonymous No.534458514
Anonymous No.534458527
Just a clarification: server did not stealth launch and stealth crashed, was taken online and then offline intentionally to resolve a Anvilmar issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.
Anonymous No.534458538 >>534458672
>>534458348
>i didn't notice it looked like shit so its ok
Anonymous No.534458576 >>534458627 >>534458694
WhiteMANe won.
Anonymous No.534458581
>>534458328
>deleted original stair reference
oh fuck they need to recompile the entire core now
Anonymous No.534458595 >>534458770 >>534458865 >>534459020
>>534456252
Someone said they were house models from alpha wow
Anonymous No.534458627
>>534458576
sex
Anonymous No.534458660
Ever since I started playing Turtle, my mind has been fixated on butt play stuff.
Is this normal?
Anonymous No.534458667
>>534457972
Epoch is for Brahmin Chads ONLY
Anonymous No.534458669
Its funny seeing people in the discord still going "This is completely normal for pservers. Stuff like this happens with every. This just comes with not being a billion dollar company and is pretty expected."
Anonymous No.534458672 >>534458902
>>534458538
Did you notice until people pointed it out?
Anonymous No.534458674 >>534458861 >>534458894 >>534459130
>>534458487
>ummm acktchually i did a pointlessly long quest with nonsensical progression written by AI for +1 stam, okay chud???
kekaroo
Anonymous No.534458689 >>534458848 >>534459045 >>534459367
I'm content with being a little lab rat.
Being a lab rat is fun!
Anonymous No.534458694
>>534458576
Still would, he looks like he's got a great ass
Anonymous No.534458701
status?
Anonymous No.534458713
This shit is hilarious
Anonymous No.534458737
>>534458182
I doubt it was some intentional aesthetic choice and much more likely they just wanted it to seem bigger so they lazily upscaled all the buildings with no other adjustments to the models. An especially bizarre choice considering alliance has gnomes and dwarves so the fuckhuge buildings will seem even bigger to half the alliance playerbase.
Anonymous No.534458745
>>534458357
You'd be surprised how retarded some people in the dev world actually are
>Oh hey guys, CoA will launch in late june!
>uh oh, we uh, redesigned the tinkerer class entirely so now we're gonna hard stall because lead devs dont wanna revert and we don't wanna launch
>Hmm? Any data on old vs new tinkerer? What do you think this is, a democracy?
>MAYBE We'll launch in 2025, in the meanwhile buy the access to bronzebeard!
Anonymous No.534458768 >>534458942
Anonymous No.534458770
>>534458595
they should've used the untextured cubes from the prototype version instead
Anonymous No.534458801
>>534458510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYOqIFYaOY
Anonymous No.534458819
>>534457917
forced soul, reddit weather
Anonymous No.534458821 >>534458941
another update run updater
Anonymous No.534458824
>>534458510
why did he specify 'actively'
i think he has a char
Anonymous No.534458848
>>534458689
based twh anon
Anonymous No.534458861
>>534458674
it was about 7 or 8 quests, actually
and it almost certainly wasn't written by ai, had no such telltale signs
you are simply wrong
if you don't have fun with the server you can just not play it anon
Anonymous No.534458865
>>534458595
>people are calling these buildings soulless
Tch
Anonymous No.534458871 >>534459097
>>534458183
why didn't they just do a proper open beta and launch a working server instead?
Anonymous No.534458894 >>534459220 >>534459235 >>534459625 >>534459796
>>534458674
What do you want from vanilla+?
Anonymous No.534458902
>>534458672
i was literally seething about this on the 27th
Anonymous No.534458941
>>534458821
lies and slander
Anonymous No.534458942 >>534459223
>>534458768
ironically enough, if he shaved those face pubes for another 3-5 years and shaved off 20 lbs, he would probably pull some latina/asian tail
Anonymous No.534458957
>updater got the patch
>server still down like 15 minutes later
Server doko????
Anonymous No.534459020 >>534459158 >>534459324
>>534458595
>take an asset that was scrapped for looking wrong
>scale it up 2x
>KINO SOVL KINO BROS OMG CLASSIC+
So is all the other custom content just going to be scrapped alpha content too??
Anonymous No.534459045 >>534459446
>>534458689
i spent probably half my play time looking at the animations in tw3
too bad the game itself fucking sucks
Anonymous No.534459097 >>534459459 >>534459539 >>534459841
>>534458871
they did like four of them, 2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine
and then in the weeks before launch 50,000 new accounts joined the discord and they were blindsided by it
Anonymous No.534459130
>>534458674
>>534458126
Okay Yevgeny calm down.
Anonymous No.534459158
>>534459020
>Meanwhile anon worships the untextured wheelchair in retail because someone "from blizzard" made it
KEK/10
Anonymous No.534459202 >>534459284
is it even doomposting anymore or is it just reality
Anonymous No.534459220
>>534458894
Meaningful content like new raids and dungeons. Maybe zones. A fetch quest here and there barely changes my experience at all.
Anonymous No.534459223
>>534458942
>20
He's solidly obese, lose like 50 pounds, shave his face and he's fine. World of Warcraft btw.
Anonymous No.534459226 >>534459323 >>534459423 >>534459640
>prune deleted 3 gold
>didn't delete 60 gold worth of BoE:s
>didn't delete recipes
>didn't delete 6 stacks of greater healing potions
>didn't delete silver
Well done
Anonymous No.534459230 >>534459432
>>534458510
>I'm not actively playing
same
Anonymous No.534459235 >>534459316
>>534458894
Quests written by a human and not AI jeets
Anonymous No.534459252 >>534459332
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
Anonymous No.534459284
>>534459202
its overlapping and starting to come into focus lately
Anonymous No.534459290
>>534457972
I love how fat ugly losers of every race will see another fat ugly loser of a different race and claim they hate that race. Meanwhile beautiful people of every race will see another beautiful person of a different race and claim they love that race.
Anonymous No.534459298
>>534458510
so he is playing lol
Anonymous No.534459316
>>534459235
You guys call everything you dislike AI now. You lost.
Anonymous No.534459319
>>534452845 (OP)
Does the private server allow for sexier outfits?
Anonymous No.534459323
>>534459226
my 6g became 2g. but i get to keep both my blues so i'm happy.
Anonymous No.534459324 >>534459574
>>534459020
People say this a lot but I genuinely think you are spiritually brown if you think those old Alpha/Beta assets are bad.
Anonymous No.534459326
what chance kaytroon goes to bed before the server comes back up?
Anonymous No.534459330
>>534458228
it has to be something to do with the new zones they added fucking up the other ones. which is why it was fucking retarded to add new untested content to the game when people don't want new starting zones, they just want to fucking play.
Anonymous No.534459332
>>534459252
a cute girl and a cute boy
Anonymous No.534459367 >>534459449
>>534458689
What the fuck is happening to the trees in the top-left corner? Are these the "modern graphics" I've heard so much about?
Anonymous No.534459419
>>534458510
fuck this grifter loser
Anonymous No.534459423 >>534459690
>>534459226
Deleted all herbs of my lvl 13
Should just have made pots and maxxed alch, to bad I didn't have time before last "crash" into prune
Anonymous No.534459432
>>534459230
I want to coom inside Nelliel.
Anonymous No.534459446 >>534459837
>>534459045
TW WH2 with the Closer to Tabletop mod is still the peak, using literal canons to pound a Dreadsaurian into the ground is something else

WH3 was such a disappointment holy shit
Anonymous No.534459448
>>534456229
you just want to roll a belf to get plapped by a dozen anons
Anonymous No.534459449 >>534459769
>>534459367
Don't worry about it
Anonymous No.534459454 >>534459626 >>534459628 >>534459736 >>534459881 >>534460073
Can women even orgasm just from penetration or do you have to rub the clit?
I know this is slightly off topic and I apologize but it has been on my mind
Anonymous No.534459459
>>534459097
>they did like four of them
irrelevant, they weren't ready to launch so they should have done more
>2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine
5 min stress test != beta
and 2k was too small to stress anything, obviously

they didn't do a beta because they were afraid of generating 1,000 new bug reports... so they chose to YOLO it instead, which was clearly not the right call given what a fucking disaster it turned out.
Anonymous No.534459468
>server crashes
>""It didn't crash, we ran into performance issues so are moving to linux and multi-threading."
>server down for 2 weeks as a result

>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, that was actually really helpful!"
>server is down for days as a result

>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, it was just a tiny problem with Anvilmar."
>server down for months as a result.
Anonymous No.534459481 >>534462714
If this doesnt fully launch unbroken by Monday its unironically over
Anonymous No.534459489 >>534459664
THANKS FOR THE NEW STARTER ZONES KES
YOU DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATS, OK?
Anonymous No.534459539 >>534459912 >>534459998
>>534459097
the last stress test was an hour earlier than they said it would be (gmt vs daylight brit time or something but they said gmt and it was wrong) and while the announcement said "for a few hours" it only lasted 1 hour. When I, and many others, showed up as it shut down and asked about it we were absolutely trashed for being entitled
"the devs got what they needed"
"it's not about you"
etc
pretty kekarino looking back
Anonymous No.534459540 >>534459674 >>534459685 >>534459803 >>534459869
Calling someone brown isn't an actual argument.
Anonymous No.534459552 >>534459730 >>534459961
>code written by AI
>quest text written by AI
>scripting written by AI
>epoop cultists still lapping at their tranny dev cult leader's feet even after 2 weeks of no server
This needs to be studied
Anonymous No.534459553 >>534459817 >>534460042
>retards don't realize 90% of the assets in Vanilla are literally ported from WC3 or are actually from the Alpha and Beta
Anonymous No.534459574
>>534459324
no, they are completely soulless misinterpretations of the beta assets. go look at the interior of goldshire inn. it does NOT have the same texture as the exterior. these sloppa devs are shit.
Anonymous No.534459625
>>534458894
A giant cavernous Devilsaur den dungeon added into Ungoro, with a giant level 62 elite Devilsaur Queen end boss with egg hatching adds and an enrage timer.
Anonymous No.534459626
>>534459454
vast majority of them don't but some do
Anonymous No.534459628
>>534459454
Why don't you watch some porn to find out?
Anonymous No.534459640
>>534459226
nice fresh experience
Anonymous No.534459664 >>534459885
>>534459489
>DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATS
imagine being this mad over a free private server 95% of the population learned about within the past 2 weeks of its 4 odd years in development
Anonymous No.534459674
>>534459540
spoken like a true shoeless melanin-enriched creature
Anonymous No.534459685 >>534459801
>>534459540
If you say so Mutt
Anonymous No.534459690 >>534459843
>>534459423
I didn't make any potions because I wanted to do the 20 silverleaf quest first, and now I have to start over. I was only level 9, too.
Anonymous No.534459718 >>534460061
>>534458130
>>534455202
Heh...
Anonymous No.534459730
>>534459552
provide evidence for any of this
Anonymous No.534459736
>>534459454
I do ;)
Anonymous No.534459769
>>534459449
But it's distracting me from the cute rats.
Anonymous No.534459785
>>534458228
Advanced fortifications
Anonymous No.534459796
>>534458894
Outland and Northrend
Anonymous No.534459801
>>534459685
How is the mongrel and mutt formed?
Anonymous No.534459803
>>534459540
okay, brownie
Anonymous No.534459817
>>534459553
They also made all of world of warcraft in the same amount of time it took epoop devs to change some quest text and move some buildings around.
Anonymous No.534459826
>more than an hour to fix some stairs
Anonymous No.534459837 >>534460081 >>534460137 >>534460171 >>534460308 >>534461521
>>534459446
>guns function like crossbow
>infantry is completely useless
>lower tier units have no purpose
>spamming monsters wins every time
>AI spams 20 stack armies of just dragons and rapes you
Is there a mod to fix any of these issues?
Anonymous No.534459841
>>534459097
What is this revisionism? They were advertising for weeks before and their discord was already huge before the stress test. They absolutely knew they would have more people than they tested for, they’re just incompetent.
Anonymous No.534459843 >>534460168 >>534460481
>>534459690
i get the feeling those tradeskill quests aren't worth it except maybe the super easy cooking/fishing ones
Anonymous No.534459869
>>534459540
it's just projection, don't let it get to you.
Anonymous No.534459881
>>534459454
Doggy style, have her play with her clit and you gently rub her asshole. ezpz
Anonymous No.534459885
>>534459664
It's just a joke, calm down
Anonymous No.534459894 >>534460328
Anonymous No.534459912
>>534459539
>"the devs got what they needed"
reassuring themselves that the servers could run 2k people for a few minutes was indeed the right way to make sure they could handle all the interest in their launch. the proof is in the pudding, since epoch has been working perfectly for the past two weeks... oh wait.
Anonymous No.534459961 >>534461604
>>534459552
it gets better FPS than Turtle+Mods

that's it
Anonymous No.534459998
>>534459539
the fucking arrogance of the devs, the arrogance of their dickriders.
Anonymous No.534460029 >>534460109 >>534460419
hope status?
Anonymous No.534460042
>>534459553
>ported from WC3
no they aren't. are you retarded? they used wc3 models for prototyping . then they made the shitty alpha/beta models which got polished(removed) for launch
Anonymous No.534460043 >>534460195 >>534460739
vibes status?
Anonymous No.534460061
>>534459718
>if we cannot do that in a timely fashion, we'll post an update

ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES LATER
Anonymous No.534460064
Femgnomes.....
Anonymous No.534460073 >>534460718
>>534459454
Every woman I’ve been with has. The key is good foreplay since women orgasms are more mentally induced than physical.
Anonymous No.534460081
>>534459837
CTT, Closer to Tabletop but it never released for WH3, its WH2 only.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1214959308&searchtext=boyz+will+be+boyz
Anonymous No.534460096
Uhm actually this wasn't a launch becuase it wasn't announced so this doesn't count
Anonymous No.534460109
>>534460029
I'm despairing...
Anonymous No.534460137
>>534459837
Duke's Damned Nations
It makes replenishment and breaking morale the hardest part of the game, if you're into that.
Anonymous No.534460168
>>534459843
The ones for making pots rewarded herbs for me
Pretty decent since may pots are worthless earlygame so getting herbs back for more pots makes low lvl go by faster
To bad they fucking pruned them
Anonymous No.534460170 >>534460283 >>534460337 >>534460368 >>534460537 >>534460561
Anonymous No.534460171
>>534459837
Not him but "gold capped army" or something like that limits how much gold you and the ai can spend in a single army (think multiplayer)
Makes lord that buff low tier u240h8nits a bit broken but beats fighting doomstacks nonstop
Anonymous No.534460195
>>534460043
Indomitable
Anonymous No.534460198
ughhhhh............
Anonymous No.534460283
>>534460170
Do any of the Baldies still play WoW?
Anonymous No.534460295
what monitor and audio gear will you use for poochie?
for me LG C2 (4k glossy OLED) and Yanyin Canon 2 IEMs
Anonymous No.534460308
>>534459837
Yes. not playing goyhammer slop and enjoying MEDIEVAL II the only good total war ever made
Anonymous No.534460328
>>534459894
referring to a non-crash as a crash is a bannable offense.
Anonymous No.534460336
>make new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
>fix existing starter zones
>they break new starter zones
>fix new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
Anonymous No.534460337
>>534460170
WE LOVE YOU ALEX

PLS NEVER COME BACK, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!
Anonymous No.534460341 >>534460714
orc burrow
Anonymous No.534460343 >>534460614
I'm gonna take a nap. Can someone spam me on discord when they reboot servers again? I need 30 minutes, my eyes are killing me.
Gorth on the 'cord
Anonymous No.534460368 >>534460537 >>534460902
>>534460170
this but unironically. the epoop shitshow is just starting
Anonymous No.534460384
>>534458002
i've actually been poking at ccRO during this debacle, it's comfy
hoping RO3 is decent too whenever that happens
Anonymous No.534460419 >>534460543
>>534460029
Anonymous No.534460425
>3 more hours and the average american wagie will be free from their cage
Anonymous No.534460481
>>534459843
I could craft other than the cookie cutter recipes while leveling BS and get silver+goodies. maybe not super impressive but it's a nice touch.
Anonymous No.534460537
>>534460170
>>534460368
It's a matter of days before we get insider discord screenshots of the devs and CM's arguing with eachother, this shit must be like a powderkeg right now with all the rats wanting to jump ship
Anonymous No.534460543
>>534460419
my cats completely ignore mirrors. are they retarded?
Anonymous No.534460558 >>534460740 >>534460889 >>534461052
What's this obsession with fresh servers? I've seen this even back in the day of Nost's return / Elysium / Light's Hope. Some people vastly overestimate themselves, thinking they'll be server's first level 60, MC, Ony, etc. They start playing, lag behind against actually good players and then lose all motivation and quit after which they wait for a new fresh realm to jump in where the whole process is repeated.
Anonymous No.534460561
>>534460170
HE'S BALD
Anonymous No.534460570 >>534460687 >>534462415
>Anvilmar is sinking?
>The doors are big?
>Anon what are you talking about. Hurry up and put on your disguise I found a new quest line to join the Defias brotherhood.
Anonymous No.534460579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZAEgfzMRo was Barry lying bros?
Anonymous No.534460609
>>534458002
Have you seen SpiritVale development
fucking RO energies so strong it makes me want to go back home
RO3 will be shit, its just a reskinned ROO with ToS Devs
Anonymous No.534460614 >>534461063
>>534460343
https://epoch-status.info/

you can signup for discord notifications here
Anonymous No.534460628 >>534460848 >>534461027 >>534461102 >>534461310
this whole thing has been so cringe, why did they push the new zones? wtf.
Anonymous No.534460634 >>534461461 >>534461546
what are the odds i go to sleep now and the server goes online right after i wake up?
Anonymous No.534460687
>>534460570
mating press
Anonymous No.534460714
>>534460341
WE NEED MORE BURROWS!
Anonymous No.534460718
>>534460073
>Every woman I’ve been with has
lol... yea they were faking it lil bro
Anonymous No.534460729
>@Community Moderator You would sure take away a lot of the grief in here if you guys posted updates as things were happening. A quick update goes a VERY long way.
>how_bout_no.mp4
What the fuck is their problem?
Anonymous No.534460739
>>534460043
Immaculate
Anonymous No.534460740
>>534460558
The 1-60 experience is amazing on a fresh server, it's an absolute delight.
Anonymous No.534460741 >>534461206
>>534458002
so many /rog/gers in here
even fucking narue is a microcelebrity here somehow
Anonymous No.534460848
>>534460628
crank it is a good touch KEK
Anonymous No.534460889
>>534460558
Because YOU think it's about competition, you are projecting your view on others and assuming their motivation can only be competition. Maybe that's why you don't understand it? Have you ever thought to see the world through their eyes instead for a second?
Anonymous No.534460902
>>534460368
>the epoop shitshow is just starting
truer words have never been said
Anonymous No.534460935 >>534461667
Pahjeet Epoop
Anonymous No.534460939 >>534461019 >>534461057 >>534461123 >>534461127 >>534461320 >>534461637 >>534461986 >>534462749
Was there not a single person on the team to tell the others that making new zones in one week time is probably not a good idea?
Anonymous No.534460950
oh he's cranking it alright.....
Anonymous No.534461019
>>534460939
No, these cucks actually praised them for it.
Anonymous No.534461027 >>534461149 >>534461167 >>534461275
>>534460628
Fake
Anonymous No.534461052
>>534460558
wow endgame is dogshit rat maze, the leveling journey with the whole server is what made this game popular in the first place and only FRESH can recreate that feeling for a short time
Anonymous No.534461057
>>534460939
they kneel to kaytotes
Anonymous No.534461063
>>534460614
>Regs will be disabled for weeks or months
I'm starting to think this kay guy might be a bit on the retarded side
Anonymous No.534461102
>>534460628
hey, they are learning how to not over-promise and set reasonable expectations! give me hope for the 2026 epoch fresh reboot.
Anonymous No.534461123
>>534460939
That would ruin the vibes.
Anonymous No.534461127
>>534460939
if you talk back to gaytotes he probably just keeps saying retarded one-liners he thinks makes him sound cool until you agree with him instead
Anonymous No.534461143
its been three days without updates
Anonymous No.534461149
>>534461027
jesus christ this general is full of geniuses
Anonymous No.534461167
>>534461027
yeah but it's still spiritually true, the server will never be up or playable because of these lazy morons
Anonymous No.534461186
War room status?
Anonymous No.534461206
>>534460741
We are ALL on GURU
Anonymous No.534461212 >>534461421
Anonymous No.534461218 >>534461357
IT'S BEEN DOWN FOR FUCKING TWO HOURS NOW BECAUSE OF MISSING FUCKING STAIRS

IT IS NOT COMING BACK UP TODAY
Anonymous No.534461249 >>534461484 >>534461489 >>534461578 >>534462072
Looking back, we probably should've seen this one coming...
Anonymous No.534461275
>>534461027
oh darn, i should have known. the fake post sounded way too mature and reasonable. good job troll.
Anonymous No.534461310 >>534461379
>>534460628
>This is so unpoggers
These are the people you trust to provide entertainment?
Anonymous No.534461320
>>534460939
I called this shit the moment they announced the new zones. Shit like a new zone (even something as small as a starting area) needs weeks if not MONTHS of testing to be ready for prime time, so them thinking they can just shit it out thinking it would mitigate their issues in the short-term is just laughable.
Anonymous No.534461357
>>534461218
every change needs 48 hours to settle in, okay?
Anonymous No.534461359 >>534461417
Worth it to just sleep now and play a bit more stable pochie in morning?
Anonymous No.534461379
>>534461310
do you just believe anything you see? how do you survive irl
Anonymous No.534461417
>>534461359
Go to sleep anon, this will take hours.
Anonymous No.534461421
>>534461212
It's ovre.
Anonymous No.534461423
a new update has hit the client
Anonymous No.534461460
>>534458228
messing with world geometry
Anonymous No.534461461
>>534460634
About 50%. It will either be up or not.
Anonymous No.534461463
>>534455454
>Come play return of reckoning
is there anyone playing this?
Anonymous No.534461475 >>534461660 >>534461720 >>534462193
I've seen enough. I've decided it's time for me to take my talents to Turtle WoW.
Who else is with me?
Anonymous No.534461484
>>534461249
No one reads the website, the majority of retards are to fucking dumb to even read updates or pins in the discord.
Anonymous No.534461489 >>534461653
>>534461249
>github donators play like shit and cry it's too hard
as expected
Anonymous No.534461521
>>534459837
I just play dwarfs, go to a corner and micro manage the artillery and irondrakes (or gyrocopters) while the warriors and longbeards give kisses the enemy in melee, everything melts in more ways than one. Seeing a cannon eat 1/4 of a big monster's life every volley while cavalry gets shredded by organ guns.
Anonymous No.534461546
>>534460634
That happened to me today but they took away the dwarves' stairs so now we're back in the waiting room with no updates and no hope.
Anonymous No.534461578
>>534461249
I watched Beta footage, some of the long-time supporters, the ones who tell you to touch grass and give their energy to the devs every 2 hours, are DOGSHIT at the game.
Anonymous No.534461580 >>534461986
fucking retards rushing out new starter zones no one asked for
Anonymous No.534461590
>epoggers
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHASHAHAAHA
Anonymous No.534461595 >>534461979 >>534461986
how serious is this anvilmar stair issue goddamn
just add a bench prop for them to jump on and flip the switch who cares anymore
Anonymous No.534461604
>>534459961
>FPS
I get 120 on turtle, as vanilla client can't go higher than 120 refresh rate for whatever reason, but even then 120 is perfectly fine for WoW. You don't need 200+ fps, this isn't a twitch shooter.
Anonymous No.534461630 >>534461986
Do we even need dwarves really?
We could be playing right now if not for those useless manlet fucks.
Anonymous No.534461637 >>534461986
>>534460939
I told them in general but I got ignored and people told me i should be thankful the devs are working so hard and I needed to stfu.
Anonymous No.534461653 >>534461802 >>534461917 >>534461985 >>534462115 >>534462139 >>534462171 >>534462317
>>534461489
some stuff in the beta was comically overtuned, there's no reason for deadmines to be on the level of a tbc heroic
Anonymous No.534461660
>>534461475
i stopped playing turtle as soon as they got their player numbers up and stopped paying me in ingame gold.
Anonymous No.534461667
>>534460935
That's not how a woman working at a monastery should dress. Everything but her face needs to be covered.
Anonymous No.534461668
has it been up yet?
Anonymous No.534461720 >>534461923
>>534461475
Me but I am waiting for fresh
Anonymous No.534461762 >>534461986
if every r*ddit sΓΆybeard dw0tf would just reroll a cute fem human or nelfie we wouldn't have this problem!
Anonymous No.534461802
>>534461653
>deadmines on the level of a tbc heroic
holy kino
I want all 5mans to be hard as FUCK
Anonymous No.534461876 >>534462017
so the server works pefectly fine but chuds who roll dwarvf don't get to play? how is this a problem?
Anonymous No.534461886
>launch
>spot a bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>relaunch
>spot another bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>repeat
Anonymous No.534461889 >>534461949
how can one man have two abortions from the same pregnancy? someone explain gaytotes herculean feat
Anonymous No.534461917 >>534462623 >>534462732
>>534461653
and that right there is why every shitter hates TBC, they can gaslight about "Outland sucks" (it did) all they want, but it was because HCs filtered the fuck out of them until they could just outgear them.
Anonymous No.534461918 >>534462141
2 hours to fix stairs
I've stuck it through so far, but this is looking straight up hopeless
Anonymous No.534461923
>>534461720
me too. trying to figure out what classes i want to dual box to 60. maybe go full pet mafia with both hunter and warlock.
Anonymous No.534461949
>>534461889
go back
Anonymous No.534461979 >>534462242
>>534461595
you could literally already get up there too by jumping on some barrels lol
Anonymous No.534461985 >>534462138
>>534461653
>deadmines as hard as a tbc heroic
don't get my hopes up
Anonymous No.534461986 >>534462048 >>534462096 >>534462318 >>534462705
>>534461580
>>534461595
>>534461630
>>534461637
>>534460939
>>534461762
relax
breathe
it'll be okay
close the launcher and this thread and go do something else you enjoy
Anonymous No.534461998 >>534462220
me2, fuck dad gamers who just want to "chill and get loot", they can play Wrath for that.
Anonymous No.534462015
This is the famed "5 minute to fix" custom content issue that is not supposed to be an issue at all.
Anonymous No.534462017
>>534461876
Oh they COULD play if they just got off their fat asses AND RAN TO THE TRAIN TO STORMWIND AND LEVEL THERE
Anonymous No.534462023 >>534462312
the tards constantly begging for registration to open piss me off sm. u were late, server can't even handle the current interest and you want them to open the border? get your fat ass elsewhere
Anonymous No.534462048
>>534461986
i enjoy this thread doe
Anonymous No.534462049
>>534458228
Man's hubris
Anonymous No.534462072 >>534462331 >>534462508 >>534463000
>>534461249
the second point is throwing me arent you supposed to have shit gear leveling until you get in some dungeons?
Anonymous No.534462096
>>534461986
FUCK YOU LET ME IN!
Anonymous No.534462115
>>534461653
Sounds great to me
Anonymous No.534462138
>>534461985
actually needing cc in dungeons would be kino as fuck.
Anonymous No.534462139
>>534461653
Post the webm of the retard running thru the new fire in DM, where he was half hp and ran from one side to the other then complained when he died from it.
Anonymous No.534462141
>>534461918
They probably rage quit and went to the pub
Anonymous No.534462171
>>534461653
>NOOO LEVELING DUNGEONS HAVE TO BE EASY EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE COMPLETELY OPTIONAL
Anonymous No.534462193
>>534461475
Nah
Anonymous No.534462220 >>534462560
>>534461998
>dad gamers
you have to go back
Anonymous No.534462242
>>534461979
weren’t all the NPCs floating and broken though?
Anonymous No.534462265
>>534452845 (OP)
I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY
Anonymous No.534462290
Hanging here is a waste of time. I'll go back to turtle. I'll try epoch when it sorts its shit out and enable registration again. Bye.
Anonymous No.534462312
>>534462023
it's not their fault that Facebook took too long to serve them ADs that interest them
Anonymous No.534462317
>>534461653
>be on the level of a tbc heroic
completely trivialized by blizzard and frost trap?
Anonymous No.534462318
>>534461986
thanks for the (you) but im fine here.
Anonymous No.534462323
Pochiesisters i dont feel so good
Anonymous No.534462331 >>534462785 >>534462919
>>534462072
They're probably talking about people who genuinely have multiple level 15 greens and going into places like RFK or SM.
Anonymous No.534462378 >>534462505
Why didnt they just announce that they plan to release new starting zones once they've been tested and launch the fucking working version of the game for now?
Anonymous No.534462384
I know we get exp for doing WSG, but do we get less exp from losing then we do for winning?
Anonymous No.534462406
>dwarf stairs missing
>the only one that can add them is the Kes tranny
>xe is getting pumped by his grindr date at the moment and can't do it
Anonymous No.534462415
>>534460570
do you have gobo going more risque?
Anonymous No.534462416
LEGGGOO!!!!
Anonymous No.534462437 >>534462612 >>534462629 >>534462635 >>534462654 >>534462705
Can I get a couple (you)'s, feeling suicidal from this shitshow of a rerelaunch. thanks bros
Anonymous No.534462505
>>534462378
because epoch is a social experiment to test if the ((Maze)) works under stress
Anonymous No.534462508
>>534462072
according to kaytroon, you need to farm open world mobs until you're fully geared in bis greens before starting the first alliance dungeon
Anonymous No.534462537
@534462437
do a flip faggot
Anonymous No.534462560
>>534462220
woa buddy, you are just too cool for school! do you have a list of approved /epog/ lingo and banned terminology?
Anonymous No.534462592 >>534462829
>People here still trying to play even after witnessing two weeks of incompetence from the devs
You guys are better off just waiting another week until playing at this rate because these devs don't know what the fuck they're doing
Anonymous No.534462612
>>534462437
Just wait for Turtle we can play together yay yay
Anonymous No.534462623
>>534461917
I like heroic dungeons but unfortunately TBC started the end of dungeons being anything more than series of wide corridors
Of course Old Hillsbrad being in Azeroth is actually fun
Anonymous No.534462629
>>534462437
I got you bro, it's important we look after each other during these trying times.
Anonymous No.534462635 >>534462734
>>534462437
Find joy in the fact that at some point it's going to work very smoothly. We just have to get past this torture. Could be hours, days maybe months, but at some point we will get the pure joy
Anonymous No.534462654
>>534462437
send me your gold if you kys yourself bro
@Ross
Anonymous No.534462705
>>534461986
I enjoy nothing except buffing players I find in the open world while leveling and receiving "thank you"s
>>534462437
Anonymous No.534462714 >>534463050
>>534459481
it'll never be over
there are still thousands of addicts hyped for this
Anonymous No.534462732
>>534461917
TBC heroics are great and fun. The issue with tuning early leveling dungeons around that difficulty is twofold:
1. Classes just don't have the tools yet at level 20
2. Having to be autistic about comp/getting decent players so your leveling dungeon isn't a wipefest is absolutely aids
Anonymous No.534462734
>>534462635
hahah
Anonymous No.534462749
>>534460939
i guess thats probably why they didnt tell anyone until it was too late
wonky server is one thing, but fucking with client mpqs without decent testing? yikes
Anonymous No.534462785 >>534462919
>>534462331
oh yeah I forget people play like that
Anonymous No.534462829
>>534462592
At this point I’m just here for the funny threads.
Might level a character when the servers can stay up for longer than 30 minutes but anyone planning on staying in Epoch long term is insane. These devs fucking suck.
Anonymous No.534462853 >>534462971 >>534463206 >>534463339
We're all gonna look back on this in a week or so as a funny memory.
Anonymous No.534462892 >>534462989 >>534463148
HOLY SHIT ITS UP
SLEEPY KAYTOTES SPEAKS TO MASSES
Anonymous No.534462919 >>534463029
>>534462785
>>534462331
so now i need prebis for fucking SM? what is this nazi germany?
Anonymous No.534462971
>>534462853
Yeah because mazed fags will still be here being stringed along by incompetent devs lol
Anonymous No.534462989
>>534462892
REAL I"M IN
Anonymous No.534463000 >>534464249
>>534462072
you should only have shit gear until level 25. be a class that can heal or tank. do dungeons. do dungeon quests. get blues. don't be a warlock, mage, hunter or rogue doomed to endlessly spam 3dps lf tank+heals. simple as.
Anonymous No.534463028
>>534457687
post this plapmane again
Anonymous No.534463029
>>534462919
If you're unable to get level 30 greens you genuinely have a skill issue or exceedingly oblivious.
Anonymous No.534463050
>>534462714
Its over for me thats the only meaningful metric
Anonymous No.534463064
>>534456968
I am gooning to you
Anonymous No.534463092
To apologize for yet another rocky launch we’re pleased to announce we’re working on new starting zones for each individual class/race combo
Look forward to it in 2027
Anonymous No.534463106 >>534463363
I don't even play WoW but I keep following these threads because the situation is that hilarious. Am I retarded?
Anonymous No.534463123 >>534463178 >>534463424
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW UPDATE. I JUST GOT A VIRUS
Anonymous No.534463148
>>534462892
Anonymous No.534463178
>>534463123
A VIRUS?!
Anonymous No.534463206
>>534462853
people were saying the same thing in this thread like a 2 weeks ago LMAO
Anonymous No.534463214
FUCK KIKES
Anonymous No.534463250
Hi! I got some beers and wings and just got home excited to finally play Pochie. So how was the launch, guys? Are you having fun?
Anonymous No.534463297 >>534463382 >>534463420 >>534463431
Anyone know this UI addon?
Anonymous No.534463325
the fact that these niggers can't make a single fucking post after 2hours is WILD
Anonymous No.534463339
>>534462853
Yeah cuz I’ll be playing on Ambie while this shit is still fubar’d
Anonymous No.534463363
>>534463106
see you on gurubashi in a week
Anonymous No.534463382
>>534463297
sovlless
Anonymous No.534463393 >>534463635 >>534465116
stop posting warcraft women, I don't want to fap and miss the server opening
Anonymous No.534463420
>>534463297
I wish I still had my old crt monitor so I could play classic the way the devs intended
Anonymous No.534463424
>>534463123
wtf i downloaded the last update and mustard gas started coming out of my pc
Anonymous No.534463431
>>534463297
gladius
Anonymous No.534463485 >>534463754
If it takes over 2 hours to fix some stairs how the fuck is this server going to ever be consistent to play?
All these 2 weeks were about muh overloaded servers being addressed, and now they can't even correct simple object placement in a reasonable time?
Hot fucking damn what a joke, too bad this server has the best ideas like TBC class kits in Classic but had to be run by complete fucking buffoons
Anonymous No.534463527 >>534463667 >>534463808
>server goes down "intentionally"
>say it will be back up after a patch
>patch comes
>30 minutes go by
>still no server
>"new content fixes are easily fixed and the crashes won't be a problem!"
Lmao. I'm betting they don't want to put the servers up now that EU is finally all home and Americans are now all awake considering it already hit 5400 players after 2 minutes with their "stealth launch"
These devs are the most incompetent retards I swear
Anonymous No.534463618 >>534463926
Stop being chuds this is a free small indie group project
Anonymous No.534463635 >>534463681 >>534463696 >>534463723 >>534463735 >>534463737 >>534463741 >>534463745 >>534463879 >>534465005 >>534465330
>>534463393
what's the matter unc, can't get it up again?
Anonymous No.534463640 >>534463739 >>534463748
>missed launch because I have to wage
Anonymous No.534463667 >>534463808
>>534463527
My guess is:
>They found the error
>Launched client fix
>Are frantically searching for other content that might have been affected before patching server and going live
Anonymous No.534463681
>>534463635
this fucking brat
Anonymous No.534463696
>>534463635
Imouto Prestor...
Anonymous No.534463709
these people have wasted my time, no more. I'm deleting project epoch.
Anonymous No.534463715
>5 years of jerking off and playing Overwatch
>2 weeks of any actual work
Anonymous No.534463719
Anonymous No.534463723
>>534463635
fuck...
Anonymous No.534463735
>>534463635
Not him but I need to crank it some more
Anonymous No.534463737
>>534463635
pair her with lolimane
Anonymous No.534463739
>>534463640
>launch
oh no no no no
Anonymous No.534463741
>>534463635
correction needed now
Anonymous No.534463745 >>534464454
>>534463635
sex
Anonymous No.534463748
>>534463640
yeah you're really far behind now
you're fucked
Anonymous No.534463754 >>534464075
>>534463485
That's what happens when the dev team is just a bunch of "idea guys" and not actual programmers.
Anonymous No.534463761 >>534463823 >>534463860 >>534463886 >>534463921 >>534463957 >>534464531 >>534465437
the RUN VERY FAST dwarf stole the Anvilmar stairs
the dev team are still trying to catch him, please wait warmly
Anonymous No.534463808
>>534463527
>>534463667
they need to get that guy who makes the youtube videos where he runs fast across zones, he would be able to find any issues quickly
Anonymous No.534463823
>>534463761
i knew that guy was bad news
Anonymous No.534463860
>>534463761
ok so epoch is just dead forever then
Anonymous No.534463879
>>534463635
>That massive fucking gate to the castle in the background
New Goldshire update???
Anonymous No.534463886
>>534463761
FANTASTIC
Anonymous No.534463906 >>534463995 >>534464069
It's pretty difficult developing and hosting your own WoW server isn't it?

ISN'T IT?
Anonymous No.534463921
>>534463761
FANTASTIC
Anonymous No.534463926
>>534463618
that is my favorite cope so far after 5 years of advertising and pushing the server as competition for turtle. literally built a community where a part of them are turtle rejects who want to spam slurs in chat and then they are getting upset having to interact with those players
Anonymous No.534463957
>>534463761
FUCK
Anonymous No.534463978
FASHILY FRESHY
>>534463938
>>534463938
>>534463938
>>534463938
>>534463938
Anonymous No.534463995
>>534463906
y-yes
Anonymous No.534464069
>>534463906
yes if your team consist of a
>retarded bongoloid
>some 16 year old zoomer
>a woman (allegedly)
>some rando on github
Anonymous No.534464075
>>534463754
And programmers generally have the worst ideas, we can never win it seems
Anonymous No.534464249
>>534463000
be warlock, mage or hunter and get 60 from kino soulful open world gaming instead of dealing with retards in dungeons
Anonymous No.534464363 >>534464459 >>534465160 >>534465441
Anonymous No.534464454
>>534463745
wanting to have sex with kids is bad, mmmkay?
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534464459
>>534464363
fucking lmao
Anonymous No.534464531
>>534463761
HEY GIVE US OUR STAIRS BACK
Anonymous No.534465005
>>534463635
hnnngh....
Anonymous No.534465116
>>534463393
time to summon some cunny for morale boost
Anonymous No.534465160 >>534465437 >>534466323
>>534464363
Anonymous No.534465330
>>534463635
Using the railing to teach her
Anonymous No.534465437
>>534463761
...
>>534465160
topkek
Anonymous No.534465441
>>534464363
many doors, edboy
Anonymous No.534465825
The servers have been unfunctional for weeks, but this is the first time they've pumped out several patches in quick succession.
The new zones really fucked things up, didn't they?
Anonymous No.534466323
>>534465160
lmao
Anonymous No.534466752
anyone able to help me with a tech problem? I am doing dev work on a WoW private server and I've been trying to rotate some stairs for two hours. really can't figure out how to do it in the editor. at a complete loss on this. Some people are waiting for me to fix this, they are getting a bit annoyed with me.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534467979
LET ME IIIIIIIN
Anonymous No.534468548
>Logging in to game server
Anonymous No.534468685
devs got what they needed, pack it up