IT'S NEVER BEEN SO OVER...
Gurubashi x1 PvP
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?Never.
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server.
>Can I register?No.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsBack to retail.
>/epog/ GuildsLOL
>Latest NewsLauncher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost
IT'S OVER
>Previous>>534443873
manlets, when will they learn?
they're begging in the discord to keep the cap at 15 for today "so people can catch up" lol like the whole point wasn't to avoid bottlenecking in the first place lmao
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
uh bros i think they snuck some funserver content onto epoch...
EPOG scores another win. Turtrannies response?
>>534452989why yes, just do the jump every time you want to complete a quest
>>534452989I blame that gnome for taking the name Poppy.
Have faith, friends. The servers will stay up today. They'll be bug riddled, but we can play anyway
>The people who called the server launching in 2 weeks time and then being down again were absolutely fucking right
You mofos should start playing lottery with that level of premonition
>>534453062>1.12.1miss me with that shit
>>534453023this whole general for the past few weeks is like watching Bossman Jack's streams
So what happened? I instantly left for grocery shopping as soon as guru went down, and now kezan is down too.
Also they did not do the prune correctly, I have 10g+ worth of shit in bank.
>>534453007it takes 3 hours to get level 15, what the fuck they mean a whole day?
>>534452845 (OP)Tyrande vs Whitemane, who milks a shota to completion first?
I dunno if I can go on, if its fucked up map because of new zones thats gonna take a while to sort out
Is there a issue with WOTLK and Weak Aura swing timers? I imported 3 different scripts, they'd appear but never worked.
I seen some Reddit post about how WOTLK doesn't give enough information to track it but I wanted someone's opinion here
>>534452989nice quest arrow, zoomzoom
>>534453145It wasn't premonition it was obvious based on their behavior since launch.
>>534453062if wow clients can add this why don't all wow clients just do this? i don't understand.
>>534453072good name for him
>>534453007FOMOtards are unreal
>>534452989bing bing wahoo YIIpppeee
>>534453236actually true wtf
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>>534453145>conflating common sense with being psychic explains the state of these threads desu
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It's YOUR fault the servers crashed. If you didn't all login, the servers would still be up. Maybe next time you can DO BETTER and be mindful instead of being ENTITLED. Enough toxicity, be grateful the devs are doing it for Free.
>>534453072epochads can't stop winning
>>534453423Don't see any update yet
>>534451387If the devs wanted me to level at 0.5x XP, they would've put that in by default.
Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests so I don't trust them to handle it right.
what is the purpose of a server that never launches? am i missing something from a new meta?
>>534453145you call it premonition, i call it having above 80 IQ
>>534453306eh...it's every thing and everybody...
Day 13 Experiment: Part 2 starting soon
>>534453507They added new quests
https://project-epoch-status.com/
Keep an eye on build number (or turn on notifications at the top)
Also patch is out btw
This time it will be different, right?
>>534453158bossman always wins
>>534453507>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of questsNo it's not
>>534453410what will break next? get your predictions in.
Guys if it comes back up and then goes down again within 15 minutes I'm not going to be able to handle the emotional whiplash
>>534453507I want to level at 0.5
YOU STAND IN THE LINE JUST TO HIT A NEW LOW
>>5344535071 5 0 0 n e w c u s t o m q u e s t s
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will xe save us?
Which starter zone will be fucked this time?
>>534453620Only reason we are not playing rn is manlets. Server works just fine.
>>534453507i don't really know how people run out of quests, last time i played vanilla (on hardcore) i had most of winterspring and all of EPL left when i dinged 60.
do people just not wrap up old zones or something? "ding 40 guess i gotta stop doing those 38-39 quests"?
>>534453145Thats just pattern recognition
In a few weeks these will all just be amusing memories as we do comfy leveling and dungeons
>4chan is filled with hand holdy TomTom pfQuest players
KEK
>update ver 3465
>login screen says 3464
uh oh
>>534453746this nigger is the first one to jump ship
>>534453507I fucking hate women who sit around in their underwear, my sister does it all the fucking time and i keep telling her to stop.
>why don't you make me anonfucking weird bitch, honestly fuck women
>>534453675my will to keep logging in.
>>534453410>>534453675gotta be something in durotar or dun morogh because of the new zones but durotar seems unlikely since I think the troll zone is on some island.
>>534453703can't wait for it to become even higher kek
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/ourguy/ is losing strength and willpower...
>>534453745*1500 npcs that crash the entire server by clicking on them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU
btw how many people did Gurubashi have before crash last time? Did they hit 5000?
>>534453821Someone was in a hurry and forgot to update the number that shows in UI
>>534452989This server just keeps on giving
>>534453675Troll zone will have a naga that's level 30 or a raptor that drops sulfuras or some shit like that.
>>534453527to build hype for turtle fresh.
>>534453839fuck your sister retard
>>534453507>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of questsThis mindset is just a small sample of everything wrong in mmos and what came after
>>534453306How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home he's sitting on his computer in his fucking underwear, staring at some login screen for hours. I wanna smash his fucking face in.
My "son".
What do you think about that, huh?
>1 hour downtime per crash
>>534453903That number shouldn't have to be manually updated, it should be pulled, so they didn't update something else
>>534453858he's on his last fresh...
Stealth launch no update on discord
>>534452989You forgot that all the npc inside were also falling trough the floor.
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>>534453858>TWoW soonits over...
>>534453945literal poggieGOD with over 500 concurrent viewers on twitch
guru horde bros im. soon we kill all alliance. FOR THE HODRDE. LOKTAR OOGAR. rape their men and women.
>>534453936Awesome, good to hear. We'll soon get too see if subrealms are needed.
>>534453858>>534453867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ28SypAk80
>>534454060NOOOOOOOO THE SERVERS
LET ME IN KAYBLOAT YOU GOOBER
>>534454074I thought twitch was b&ing pserf streamers and they all went to youtube
haha nonny is a quickshot~
>we are happy to announce 2 new surprise servers!
i think i'm gonna make a dwarf hunter, either on anniversary or turtle. never epoch. never again.
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8Av3cjtYw
Turtle wow stole the stairs wtf
>>534454074eh I'm not watching that, Joel is streaming
How would you rate your Epoch gaming experience so far out of 10?
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I am just going out for a little while. Don't wait up.
>>534453507kek, 48 laws of power in russian
>>534454157they don't bother with 100 viewer streamers
>>534454205Never ever? are you sure? It could be up and stable any year now
>>534454224I kinda want to bully this autist irl desu
>>534454205Ill be your FRIEND if you play Ambershill...
FUCK JUST CAME BACK FROM WORK DID THEY RELAUNCH???
>>534454178This is Kazumok, he is a massive interracial porn addict and one of the most unhinged schizos i have ever had the misfortune of running into. Absolute lolcow of a person
Just when you think everything is fixed, they surprise you with something new.
>>534454297yeah, for a whole 5 minutes before the new starting zones crashed the server
>>534454197hey it's inex the leaker
>>534454157only big streamers or if you make it obvious
>>534454258This shitshow launch has unironically been the most fun I've had with gaming all year and I only got to play for like 30 minutes over 4 days.
>>534454297They did but the dwarf starting zone was fucked up and they had to bring it down, server ran fine we're just waiting now
>>534454224>we dwarves are natural sprinters
>>534454410ermmmm they took the servers down actually sweaty
>>534454436Inex is the leaker?
>>534454410Uhmm actually we switche dit off on purpse
>>534454410>crashednah, worse. The devs shut it down so that manlets would stop crying about "muh stairs"
>>534453231Can any WoW Veterans answer this? Thanks
>>534454291you would have to catch him first
Panic
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>>534454354>interracial porn addictjesus, that's even worse than tranny porn!
>>534453990>every dungeon run will be 5+ hours longthis gonna be good
>>534454503inex is the leaker
>>534454354Average 20 year old /pol/ guy.
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>>534453703What the fuck do people expect after shit like this?
this is so fucking stealthy
>>534454595>dungeon rundungeons haven't been implemented yet. that's in the next launch, in two weeks.
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
>>534454745several people saw that and said
"this looks fine"
>>534454745ngl the new goldshire Inn is a downgrade, no idea what the fuck they were thinking
>>534454745very progressive that they designed Goldshire with tauren and ogre accessibility in mind
>>534454745a cozy home for all pocket princes and princesses
>>534454745I think they made it normal size, but it made the town seems too spread out so they just upscaled all the buildings.
Am I the only one that wil ignore all new content and just farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55 before doing some dungeons to gear myself up?
>>534454918BARBIE PLAYHOUSE!
Post your pochie waiting rooms.
Inex clowning on thsi shit too
>>534454996Yes, you are abnormal.
>>534455051HE PAYS FOR A PASS LOL
>>534454996Hunter is almost completely gear independent. Warlock too. Every other class has to get at least some gear.
>>534455016>pochie not open on screenfake and gay
>>534454957>>534454745nigga, the doorway is 3x the height of a human
>>534454745I'm going to rush the noggenfogger quest to to replicate this screenshot only smaller.
>>534454745All the WoW doors are big
>>534454354to be fair to him interracial porn for some reason has gotten the most funding i've ever seen for porn.
they have better lighting, cameras, high definition,
>People finally get in
>Custom content is shit
This server is a gift
>>534454745They're tauren sized so the can bring their kodos incase they need to leave in a hurry
>>534455016There's 3 literal piss bottles (1.5 liters) in my room. Unrelated to launch but only mostly.
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should i try it?
>>534455152>(((for some reason)))
my last post number determines how many more hours until the server comes back up, it's been 45 minutes already
Umm why does my shit says 3464 but the status tracker says 3465
yes I did update just now
>>534455152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX53Gx9gG9Q
>>534455250HoT and PoF are good. anything after that is garbage
>>534454745>they designed alliance doors so that those huge giant vrykul humans from lich king could fit inside (available as a cash shop race change next year)epoch is so progressive wow
>>534454996Same except no dungeons, I'm playing SSF.
>>534455250it's kind nice but I'm always really quickly turned off by the f2p-garbage they added to the game to make you buy more random shit
>>534455120manlet cope
t. 203cm aryan
>stealth launch
>it's not really stealthy at all
>>534455150They're not that big, faggot.
>>534454578I don't think that's true
>>534454996i'm doing the explorers contract so im FORCED to engage with ALL CONTENT
>>534455250Come play return of reckoning order side
We're lacking melee dps, slayer or white lion
I started olaying on a whim and I already habe 2 level25s, roughly 20hours playtime
THEY BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN BUT NUKED IT INSTANTLY
GOOD JOB KES
>>534455394I mean they kind of are, it just feels like a really weird nitpick when every entryway is gigantic.
>>534455357still can’t believe retoilet snubbed them in favor of fat fuck kul’tirans
>>534455309they just forgot to update the number on the actual screen lol
>>534454745I hate the new goldshire.
>>534455309mine is like this
it doesnt matter though, i was playing 20 min ago
>>534455486wow doors have always been big ignore niggers.
>>534455393not really a launch either
Another patch btw, UI still shows 3464 and version is 3466
>>534455394I would post a picture disproving your claim IF I FUCKING COULD LOG IN
>Kes (and content team) creates the gnome zone
>Kes has a mental breakdown before re-launch
>re-launch happens
>gnome zone causes them to take the server down
lmao how is Kes feeling right now?
>>534455515Male Kul'tirans are at least kinda based, and the females are playable Ogres.
BAN ALL MANLETS AND LETS GOOOOOO
>>534455357Wallcraft is unironically adding them as a skin for humans you can unlock
this is going to be the worlds easiest sweep on the 17th
it's bbc, turdle, or bust rn
>>534455486That door is not literally twice, let alone thrice that of NPC to the right. Plus it's meant to be wide because its a public entrance that gains a lot of traffic.
>>534455486>entryway that is regular human sized>ITS GIANT BROOOOkekaroo
disingenuous cultist cuck
>>534455486wildly different. look at the human female model next to it. place that up on the step and it looks fine. the other image was a massive difference.
>>534455393it's not really launch-y either HAH
>>534455486For quick comparison with epoch door.
>>534455486The door in your screenshot is literally half as tall as the door in the new goldshire. It even has a female human right there to compare scale.
Patch already out? Fuck, I was expecting them taking a few hours at least
what class should i roll on epoch?
>>534455673there is no character collision why would traffic matter
>>534455486in EQ2 doors were normal sized so tall races had crouching animations for entering tight places
>>534455730Don’t worry it’ll still be broken when you get in (in two weeks)
>>534455730servers will come up soon so they can test again, obviously the last patch didnt fix the issue
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
and still using old build number in client LOL
>>534455652*let alone thrice of the height of that NPC to the right
>new build 3466
>still 3464 ingame
doing releases is hard
6 billionth times the charm they always say
>>534455761actually not bait
>>534455704WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>534455486because it is, it's just turtle shills flailing around
You guys realize every door is scaled big so Tauren can get in them right and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildings right?
>>534455776
>>534455808they're just yolo pushing without a care in the world. Maybe they will notice the mismatch soon enough.
>download 3465
>login says 3464
>download 3466
>login still says 3464
Are they actually changing anything
>>534454996>farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55i like farming mobs that drop mats while leveling cause i can farm xp and gold at the same time.
baby dragons for them flame sacks and elementals and blasted lands animal parts and sheeit.
>>534455704destroyed that guy
KAYTOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEESSSSS
I think scuffed launches are peak kino sovl
Who else confymaxing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_2axWPmV8
>>534455939chatgpt didn't tell them how to implement an automatic ver check for client :(
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Linus Torvalds is gonna neck with the lack of version control
>>534455919why would that ever make sense? this is false.
>>534455486SOVL. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT OUT DO THIS AFTER 24 years come on epoch
sigh. I think this project wont last guys.
i think the devs will argue among themselves about who decided they needed a couple more days to launch but didn't test the new zones.
I think it's all going to fall apart.
>>534455979That's great for you because that is all epoch will ever be, just a series of scuffed launches and no actual server.
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GURUPOCHIE
>>534455768screaming internally
>>534455558>>534455891You can stop coping any day now.
>>534455939Yeah, they're just rushing and missing a field somewhere. Happened 2 or 3 times in a row now, so its probably the same guy just pushing things through.
>>534455947GM gonna think I'm a bot when I start farming azshara naga on my grey geared hunter lol
>>534455979>two botched launches in a rowpraying for another week delay and a third because this is the funnies shit I’ve ever seen
How can you guys be excited for this after all this shitshow? Is the alternative really that bad?
>>534456070but, oppai loli gnome priest, you're alliance not horde...
>>534455919>and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildingsno, explain what door size has to do with character model animations please.
Did they actually say its officially launched now, or are they just doing more testing?
>>534455919that's because in EQ you could crouch if you were a tall race going into a building meant for smaller races (and even then you'd need spells for some instances like gnome buildings are so small it's impossible for trolls/ogres to get into them) but WoW doesn't have crouching or shrink spells available to players so they had to make sure the building entrances were large enough anyone could fit in
I'd say we're at least due a new customized Blood Elf starter zone for this second relaunch fiasco
>>534456170do not give the tranny attention saar
>>534456158>Is the alternative really that bad?without a doubt.
>>534454745Why did they even bother making these new houses? The interior is so uninspired and bland, there's no reason they couldn't just use the normal house models.
>>534456158No but we'll pretend it is because admitting we made a mistake trusting these devs is too big of an ego hit.
>>534456158The alternative is playing a different game.
>Need small fix
>Down the whole server to work on the problem
I really hope it wasnt actually "just a small fix"...
>>534456158yes nigga
if I wanted to play on turtle I'd just go play turtle instead of shitposting here for 8 hours like some other retards
>>534456070standing paizuri
>>534455768screaming eternally
>>534456229undead and blood elves never made sense being horde
>>534456158I actually like a lot of Turtle's custom content, just not a fan of their cash shop, or their client, or their plans to replace the client with unreal.
>>534456070Shut up Narue and suck my cock.
>>534454745Just a few weeks more until you dumbass nigger will truly realize how fucking trash this server is
>>534456158It would be healthier for me to shoot up heroine than it would be to get a retail subscription and I'm not playing some shitty funserver that has tranny content.
>>534456283I trash talked Turtle until I tried it again and saw the stuff they added to the launcher. Then realized you all lied to me about the whole 1.12 (modded) being unplayable.
How far back is this gonna roll?
Also, how dwarves and gnomes are gonna be stuck in the terrain change?
sir another update has hit the launcher
Wow, maybe Kes should've tested that the gnome zone didn't mess anything up instead of crying on Discord.
>>534456325I'm starting to nooooooooootice the rug pull
>>534456325wtf the windowsill is taller than human models
its over
>>534456342I didn't get this one....
>>534456158there's fuckall going on in vidya right now
the last interesting thing was monster hunter wilds but that shit the bed its incredible
>>534456397you forgot to post your webm sis
>>534456043>>534456212So why don't Tauren get stuck in every doorway then, except when mounted?
>mfw hearing someone actually donated to epoop
>>534456397I wonder who is behind this post.
>>534456325Keep in mind that this clearly implies the buildings in goldshire have all just been lazily upscaled so everything inside will also be overly spacious making all the furniture look tiny.
>>534456220>mfw I used the ruined house fireplaces in wow buildings to hide on pvp servers from horde as a gnome>and the catacomb grave alcoves
>>534456158no one wants to play twow till the new server in a week and no one wants to play bronzebeard because it's basically retail but shittier
there's also wallcraft which i still can't tell if it's even out or not or sucks or not, every post says the opposite of the last thing said about it, and it's super hardcore slow mode from what i can tell but i might check it out sometime
>>534456325ITS BAD ON PURPOSE OKAY??? SHUT UP CHUD!!
Come back to turtle, guys. We forgive you.
SO MUCH FOR A STEALTH LAUNCH LMAO
>Newest bronzebeard vid is even more disjointed from Classic+
It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pick
did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Not UD race for rogue?
I'm thinking female NE or gnome with the rapey face
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>>534456675shut up shenna, your pussy stinks
>>534456627>wallcraftits the never releasing schizo server, if you are into low pop hardcore where the owner is a schizophrenic with ambitious ideas
you can play it
>>534456627wallcraft uses shitty 1.12.1 without the fixes easily accessible in the launcher like twow
it does have some really cool features tho
is there anything more embarrassing then trying to stealth re-launch and still fucking it up
>>534456519how often is a Tauren going into the human inn?
>>534456743undead paladin
>>534456743Female Nelf Rogue
>>534456741cryboomers live and die for this shit
They should open the registration again :)
>>534456220EQ is a better game.
>>534456743just play fem undead for the flips dude
>>534456743orc rogue is top tier
>>534456816high level wow gear is so immersion breaking, it just doesn't feel like it belongs to that world
>>534456791Are you actually a retard? Genuinely a fucking brainlet? Why would they ever design something for a certain race to not be able to walk into? They just create assets and make sure every race can enter that building, because a lot of building types are reused in other zones and areas. It's like talking to actual fucking children.
>>534456741What is that account thing he has?
Auto login spammer?
>>534456861I play fem undead for the fist annimation
>>534456715>It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pickthat is exactly what they are doing lol
I downloaded the client and the launcher but can't register an account. WTF?
>>534456791Very often according to mr shekelstein.
>>534456743Female Nelf Rogue
>>534456325>We want the original Tomb Raider trilogy audience
>Druids are still stuck as cow faggots or purple indians
You'd think they'd have allowed it to be Troll and Gnome
>>534456784anyone with half a brain could have told you this would happen after they decided to add new zones without even getting the server launched first
>>534456946Come back in half a year, unless you buy one you're never getting in
>>534456927why are houses in real life not accommodating for elephants to enter?
>>534456946Begone turist!
>>534456930just a thing that remembers your password
>>534452845 (OP)Needs a horde tat
DON'T OPEN THE SERVERS I'M TAKING A SHIT
>>534456850the version of the game i want to play doesn't exist (classic mob values/class design/etc. with modern QoL for the ingame interface)
>>534456981Someone suggested undead druids and that would have been cool, zombie druid forms.
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I was gonna spend more time on this but it seemed pointless. You can't defend this.
>>534456969fem human priest
>>534457015Because it's not a videogame.
>>534456969paladin dedicated to dps
>>534456325there is cross faction grouping, it's there so big tauren can fit in the goldshire inn
>>534456930https://github.com/Bennylavaa/Epoch-Autologin
>>534456930It just saves your password, it's in the recommended addon list on the epoch wiki
>>534456969Human Paladin, tries to make Ret viable
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> Pregject Epregch
>think about rerolling
>make characer and log in to 500000 people
>instantly reminded how bad itll be
guess im stuck on undead pally
epoch looks like ass and slop
2 things i like
im a dirty pig
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS
>>534457086i can try. the original building still exists in it's copy-paste form in theramore and redridge. i like variety. also, the 'new' goldshire is based on an old beta version if i remember correctly, so it's cool.
>>534456969male undead ret paladin
turtle fresh waiting room
>>534457086immaculate detective job and noticing. as we adventure further we will for sure come across plenty of badly designed shit.
>>534456969male orc woyer
>>534456816this but male human
IF POCHIE DOESN'T COME ONLINE RIGHT NOW I WILL STOP DILATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>twow shills all suddenly bringing up Goldshire again
>>534452845 (OP)I got a good night's rest in. So how'd that stealth launch go?
>>534457015This is a video game. You cant make zones where specific races cant enter, at least when theres either the premise of content or PvP involved. Otherwise you could just kite bigger races to places only dwarves or gnomes can enter and always win.
FUCK I FORGOT MY PASSWORD BUT I CANT RESET IT BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT MANAGEMENT PAGE IS CLOSED AAAHHHHHHH
I'm sorry but I like dungeon finder and teleporting into the instance. I don't like spamming LFG for 40 minutes. I want to queue and continue doing my quests/proffs while I wait
>>534457086whats the problem?
>>534457359Just bruteforce it, they have zero login protection so you can spam it lol
>>534457328i don't like turtle either, but at least they can competently run a server, and besides their custom ESL quests, they understand not to fuck with scale
>>534457359Cya in 2 weeks :)
>>534457359this is why you should use the same password everywhere
>>534457359Slight slimmer of hope, do you have it saved in your browsers password manager?
>>534457391I'm sorry but you're the reason MMOs went to shit.
>a very specific group of people making a big deal about the notorious erp spot
I'm nooticing
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>>534457246So it was deleted? Not included in the game? You don't think they kept it out for a reason? Epoch devs couldn't set the scale to 0.8?
>>534457359why do they call them red bones?
>>534457391I like spamming LFG because I can filter out the retards and classes that'd steal my gear
>>534457337Crashed after 15minutes
Or they closed it due to manlets, we'll never know
>>534457359just do psychedelics and dissociatives until you remember
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Still not rolling Turtle.
>AIIIIEEE IS EPOCH USING BETA ASSETS EW GROSS SMELLY
>*ports in Wrath assets* YESSSSS I'M CUSTOM COOONTING
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>>534457352why did Blizzard not feel the need to make doorways 3x the height of human models like Epoch did? cope harder vaporware nigger. this is slop.
why can't troondev be as chill as these reatards?
>>534457391Niggas like you are the reason mmos are no longer social games and feel completely barren of player interaction
>>534457391too bad for you then
why do you keep posting that literalwho fatass
>over 1hr downtime so far...
so why doesn't turtle help epoch if they're so good at developing and managing? surely they would know how to fix this and prop up a fellow private server, specially an open-source one.
well it doesn't seem like it'll be up for a while
where's the goblin pussy poster when you need him
>Update happened 10 hours ago
>Server went up 8 hours later
>New update now
I sure hope it doesn't take them 8 hours again to release the server.
>>534457674the custom quests ive played so far have been fun
cyb you fucking autist stop posting in discord
>Epochfags are now begging Turtlebulls to help them fix the server
grim
just grim
>>534457776why you creeping on bro
>>534457687t-that's pretty tisque Huwitemane-sama
i hope that wasnt it for today with no updates for another 6+ hours
>>534457328I've literally not played Private server since WoWBeez. Still gonna play Epoch but c'mon, this shit is funny.
>>534457020>>534457141>>534457151thx m8s this speeds up my login spam considerably
I got what I wanted. I can sleep now.
The whole Goldshire thing is so forced
>>534457729epoch doesnt have a in game story selling mount recolors for over 300 dollars so turtle devs don't care
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>>534457664>using assets that the original devs removed for being shittyvs
>using assets from the actual game
>>534457691>spamming a copy/pasted message until you get an invite then typing omw if you're not already outside the instanceWOAH SOCIAL INTERACTION
>>534457767How many of them did you manage to complete before the server shut down? Like three?
>>534457820>Asking turdle devs how they make their 1.x servers barely sustainable
>>534457580whites are repulsive
Holy fuck if it's taking over an hour every time some small content issue comes up it's over
Like actually this is retarded
>>534457917so they didn't fuck up the scale?
>talking about bringing it back up
>debating among their community on a full wipe or a pruning
>registrations still not open
tell your faggot cocksucker incompetent retard owners to open registration
fuck it I'm going back to ragnarok online
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Pochie?
>devs actually threw a temper tantrum and stopped giving any updates
lol, lmao, rofl
>>534457674All doorways in WoW are unusually large to fit all races. That one is only slightly larger than ones you see all over Stormwind.
>>534457580thats just the average aryan chuddie in this thread
WE'RE PUTTING THE STAIRS BACK
THIS ONE'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE LADS
>>534458002fuck off we're full
>>534457767>collect 10 bear asses but the quest text is written by AIso fun..
>we can fix custom content issues within minutes
ONE HOUR LATER
>>534457997No its just irrelevant
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Kaytotes got his new data guys.
Time for a nap.
>>534457352Right, but the point still is that the original Goldshire in didn't have this problem anyway. Tauren could get in. So this isn't why they made the doors 3x taller. They just did this to put their aesthetically challenged stamp on it.
>>534458002why would they reopen registration and risk having another 10000 gypsy tourists try and enter the server when they can barely manage with the ones they already have
TOURIST GO HOME!
>it will take about 7-9 hours to fix stairs
topkek devs
So what caused this Anvilmar thing anyway?
>>534458142>ineptitude is irrelevant then enjoy playing on the server right now
>>534457931Never post again ty
>>534458228I think the gnome starting area is underneath it
>>534457946It's less about that part and more that literally no one fucking talks in modern mmos. You just queue, finish the instance then go back to afking.
>>534458228some retard most likely deleted original reference on clean up.
>>534458182It looks aesthetically fine, all the buildings look like Stormwind/Human Peasant buildings. I genuinely did not notice the scale being a bit larger than normal building entryways until it was pointed out to me because every door is fucking gigantic.
heh, you really though this was the REAL stealth relaunch? this is merely a test FOR the stealth relaunch
>>534458010They're trying to have a stealth launch even though it was never a real possibility. Now it seems They're hoping for the next best thing by just not pinging all the people who are sleeping rn.
>>534458228browns stole it
Once they actually get things properly up and running and stable (lol) I wonder how many people are going to complain about the new goldshire and razor hill. You think they'll be pressured to change them back or at least put more work into them?
>>534458228Lack of testing.
>>534458228some retard probably accidentally moved the building in noggit
>>534458142We are talking about poorly scaled/placed custom content. Which is currently the reason for the 1+ hour downtime.
>>534453703
>>534457931I wish I could find a dwarf girlfriend to suck tauren cocks together in kalimdor
How did they manage to spend 5 years on something worse than what nu-blizzard makes?
>>534458126well, no
I discovered a barrel of ale in Northshire Valley, which is odd since they produce wine there
I took it to the man in the abbey who might know, and he suggested to take it to Goldshire
Upon taking it to Goldshire, the Mage there had a clue, and suggested I go and hunt down a Rune of Teleportation for him to help me transport up to where the Keg came from
Upon doing so, he empowered the rune and I took it to the northshire falls, teleported up to a previously unused area, met a Dwarf who had fled from the nearby Burning Steppes and discovered he was in a feud with his brother
I helped to reconcile the pair, discovered the source of the mysterious ale and received a green item for my troubles.
Maybe if you tried to let yourself be immersed in the game, you'd have more fun.
>>534458228there are new quests in dwarf starting zone so probably a fuckup when doing that
>>534458183my bet is registrations will open after ambershite launch
>>534458357another masterful move
all on purpose of course, to filter the tourists
Guys he's laughing at us!
Just a clarification: server did not stealth launch and stealth crashed, was taken online and then offline intentionally to resolve a Anvilmar issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.
>>534458348>i didn't notice it looked like shit so its ok
>>534458328>deleted original stair referenceoh fuck they need to recompile the entire core now
>>534456252Someone said they were house models from alpha wow
Ever since I started playing Turtle, my mind has been fixated on butt play stuff.
Is this normal?
>>534457972Epoch is for Brahmin Chads ONLY
Its funny seeing people in the discord still going "This is completely normal for pservers. Stuff like this happens with every. This just comes with not being a billion dollar company and is pretty expected."
>>534458538Did you notice until people pointed it out?
>>534458487>ummm acktchually i did a pointlessly long quest with nonsensical progression written by AI for +1 stam, okay chud???kekaroo
I'm content with being a little lab rat.
Being a lab rat is fun!
>>534458576Still would, he looks like he's got a great ass
>>534458182I doubt it was some intentional aesthetic choice and much more likely they just wanted it to seem bigger so they lazily upscaled all the buildings with no other adjustments to the models. An especially bizarre choice considering alliance has gnomes and dwarves so the fuckhuge buildings will seem even bigger to half the alliance playerbase.
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>>534458357You'd be surprised how retarded some people in the dev world actually are
>Oh hey guys, CoA will launch in late june!>uh oh, we uh, redesigned the tinkerer class entirely so now we're gonna hard stall because lead devs dont wanna revert and we don't wanna launch>Hmm? Any data on old vs new tinkerer? What do you think this is, a democracy?>MAYBE We'll launch in 2025, in the meanwhile buy the access to bronzebeard!
>>534458595they should've used the untextured cubes from the prototype version instead
>>534458510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYOqIFYaOY
>>534457917forced soul, reddit weather
another update run updater
>>534458510why did he specify 'actively'
i think he has a char
>>534458689based twh anon
>>534458674it was about 7 or 8 quests, actually
and it almost certainly wasn't written by ai, had no such telltale signs
you are simply wrong
if you don't have fun with the server you can just not play it anon
>>534458595>people are calling these buildings soulless Tch
>>534458183why didn't they just do a proper open beta and launch a working server instead?
>>534458674What do you want from vanilla+?
>>534458672i was literally seething about this on the 27th
>>534458821lies and slander
>>534458768ironically enough, if he shaved those face pubes for another 3-5 years and shaved off 20 lbs, he would probably pull some latina/asian tail
>updater got the patch
>server still down like 15 minutes later
Server doko????
>>534458595>take an asset that was scrapped for looking wrong>scale it up 2x>KINO SOVL KINO BROS OMG CLASSIC+So is all the other custom content just going to be scrapped alpha content too??
>>534458689i spent probably half my play time looking at the animations in tw3
too bad the game itself fucking sucks
>>534458871they did like four of them, 2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine
and then in the weeks before launch 50,000 new accounts joined the discord and they were blindsided by it
>>534458674>>534458126Okay Yevgeny calm down.
>>534459020>Meanwhile anon worships the untextured wheelchair in retail because someone "from blizzard" made itKEK/10
is it even doomposting anymore or is it just reality
>>534458894Meaningful content like new raids and dungeons. Maybe zones. A fetch quest here and there barely changes my experience at all.
>>534458942>20He's solidly obese, lose like 50 pounds, shave his face and he's fine. World of Warcraft btw.
>prune deleted 3 gold
>didn't delete 60 gold worth of BoE:s
>didn't delete recipes
>didn't delete 6 stacks of greater healing potions
>didn't delete silver
Well done
>>534458510>I'm not actively playingsame
>>534458894Quests written by a human and not AI jeets
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
>>534459202its overlapping and starting to come into focus lately
>>534457972I love how fat ugly losers of every race will see another fat ugly loser of a different race and claim they hate that race. Meanwhile beautiful people of every race will see another beautiful person of a different race and claim they love that race.
>>534458510so he is playing lol
>>534459235You guys call everything you dislike AI now. You lost.
>>534452845 (OP)Does the private server allow for sexier outfits?
>>534459226my 6g became 2g. but i get to keep both my blues so i'm happy.
>>534459020People say this a lot but I genuinely think you are spiritually brown if you think those old Alpha/Beta assets are bad.
what chance kaytroon goes to bed before the server comes back up?
>>534458228it has to be something to do with the new zones they added fucking up the other ones. which is why it was fucking retarded to add new untested content to the game when people don't want new starting zones, they just want to fucking play.
>>534459252a cute girl and a cute boy
>>534458689What the fuck is happening to the trees in the top-left corner? Are these the "modern graphics" I've heard so much about?
>>534458510fuck this grifter loser
>>534459226Deleted all herbs of my lvl 13
Should just have made pots and maxxed alch, to bad I didn't have time before last "crash" into prune
>>534459230I want to coom inside Nelliel.
>>534459045TW WH2 with the Closer to Tabletop mod is still the peak, using literal canons to pound a Dreadsaurian into the ground is something else
WH3 was such a disappointment holy shit
>>534456229you just want to roll a belf to get plapped by a dozen anons
>>534459367Don't worry about it
Can women even orgasm just from penetration or do you have to rub the clit?
I know this is slightly off topic and I apologize but it has been on my mind
>>534459097>they did like four of themirrelevant, they weren't ready to launch so they should have done more
>2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine5 min stress test != beta
and 2k was too small to stress anything, obviously
they didn't do a beta because they were afraid of generating 1,000 new bug reports... so they chose to YOLO it instead, which was clearly not the right call given what a fucking disaster it turned out.
>server crashes
>""It didn't crash, we ran into performance issues so are moving to linux and multi-threading."
>server down for 2 weeks as a result
>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, that was actually really helpful!"
>server is down for days as a result
>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, it was just a tiny problem with Anvilmar."
>server down for months as a result.
If this doesnt fully launch unbroken by Monday its unironically over
THANKS FOR THE NEW STARTER ZONES KES
YOU DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATS, OK?
>>534459097the last stress test was an hour earlier than they said it would be (gmt vs daylight brit time or something but they said gmt and it was wrong) and while the announcement said "for a few hours" it only lasted 1 hour. When I, and many others, showed up as it shut down and asked about it we were absolutely trashed for being entitled
"the devs got what they needed"
"it's not about you"
etc
pretty kekarino looking back
Calling someone brown isn't an actual argument.
>code written by AI
>quest text written by AI
>scripting written by AI
>epoop cultists still lapping at their tranny dev cult leader's feet even after 2 weeks of no server
This needs to be studied
>retards don't realize 90% of the assets in Vanilla are literally ported from WC3 or are actually from the Alpha and Beta
>>534459324no, they are completely soulless misinterpretations of the beta assets. go look at the interior of goldshire inn. it does NOT have the same texture as the exterior. these sloppa devs are shit.
>>534458894A giant cavernous Devilsaur den dungeon added into Ungoro, with a giant level 62 elite Devilsaur Queen end boss with egg hatching adds and an enrage timer.
>>534459454vast majority of them don't but some do
>>534459454Why don't you watch some porn to find out?
>>534459226nice fresh experience
>>534459489>DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATSimagine being this mad over a free private server 95% of the population learned about within the past 2 weeks of its 4 odd years in development
>>534459540spoken like a true shoeless melanin-enriched creature
>>534459540If you say so Mutt
>>534459423I didn't make any potions because I wanted to do the 20 silverleaf quest first, and now I have to start over. I was only level 9, too.
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>>534459552provide evidence for any of this
>>534459449But it's distracting me from the cute rats.
>>534458228Advanced fortifications
>>534458894Outland and Northrend
>>534459685How is the mongrel and mutt formed?
>>534459553They also made all of world of warcraft in the same amount of time it took epoop devs to change some quest text and move some buildings around.
>more than an hour to fix some stairs
>>534459446>guns function like crossbow>infantry is completely useless>lower tier units have no purpose>spamming monsters wins every time>AI spams 20 stack armies of just dragons and rapes youIs there a mod to fix any of these issues?
>>534459097What is this revisionism? They were advertising for weeks before and their discord was already huge before the stress test. They absolutely knew they would have more people than they tested for, they’re just incompetent.
>>534459690i get the feeling those tradeskill quests aren't worth it except maybe the super easy cooking/fishing ones
>>534459540it's just projection, don't let it get to you.
>>534459454Doggy style, have her play with her clit and you gently rub her asshole. ezpz
>>534459664It's just a joke, calm down
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>>534459539>"the devs got what they needed"reassuring themselves that the servers could run 2k people for a few minutes was indeed the right way to make sure they could handle all the interest in their launch. the proof is in the pudding, since epoch has been working perfectly for the past two weeks... oh wait.
>>534459552it gets better FPS than Turtle+Mods
that's it
>>534459539the fucking arrogance of the devs, the arrogance of their dickriders.
>>534459553>ported from WC3no they aren't. are you retarded? they used wc3 models for prototyping . then they made the shitty alpha/beta models which got polished(removed) for launch
>>534459718>if we cannot do that in a timely fashion, we'll post an updateONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES LATER
>>534459454Every woman I’ve been with has. The key is good foreplay since women orgasms are more mentally induced than physical.
>>534459837CTT, Closer to Tabletop but it never released for WH3, its WH2 only.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1214959308&searchtext=boyz+will+be+boyz
Uhm actually this wasn't a launch becuase it wasn't announced so this doesn't count
>>534460029I'm despairing...
>>534459837Duke's Damned Nations
It makes replenishment and breaking morale the hardest part of the game, if you're into that.
>>534459843The ones for making pots rewarded herbs for me
Pretty decent since may pots are worthless earlygame so getting herbs back for more pots makes low lvl go by faster
To bad they fucking pruned them
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>>534459837Not him but "gold capped army" or something like that limits how much gold you and the ai can spend in a single army (think multiplayer)
Makes lord that buff low tier u240h8nits a bit broken but beats fighting doomstacks nonstop
>>534460170Do any of the Baldies still play WoW?
what monitor and audio gear will you use for poochie?
for me LG C2 (4k glossy OLED) and Yanyin Canon 2 IEMs
>>534459837Yes. not playing goyhammer slop and enjoying MEDIEVAL II the only good total war ever made
>>534459894referring to a non-crash as a crash is a bannable offense.
>make new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
>fix existing starter zones
>they break new starter zones
>fix new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
>>534460170WE LOVE YOU ALEX
PLS NEVER COME BACK, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!
I'm gonna take a nap. Can someone spam me on discord when they reboot servers again? I need 30 minutes, my eyes are killing me.
Gorth on the 'cord
>>534460170this but unironically. the epoop shitshow is just starting
psad
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>>534458002i've actually been poking at ccRO during this debacle, it's comfy
hoping RO3 is decent too whenever that happens
>3 more hours and the average american wagie will be free from their cage
>>534459843I could craft other than the cookie cutter recipes while leveling BS and get silver+goodies. maybe not super impressive but it's a nice touch.
>>534460170>>534460368It's a matter of days before we get insider discord screenshots of the devs and CM's arguing with eachother, this shit must be like a powderkeg right now with all the rats wanting to jump ship
>>534460419my cats completely ignore mirrors. are they retarded?
What's this obsession with fresh servers? I've seen this even back in the day of Nost's return / Elysium / Light's Hope. Some people vastly overestimate themselves, thinking they'll be server's first level 60, MC, Ony, etc. They start playing, lag behind against actually good players and then lose all motivation and quit after which they wait for a new fresh realm to jump in where the whole process is repeated.
>Anvilmar is sinking?
>The doors are big?
>Anon what are you talking about. Hurry up and put on your disguise I found a new quest line to join the Defias brotherhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZAEgfzMRo was Barry lying bros?
>>534458002Have you seen SpiritVale development
fucking RO energies so strong it makes me want to go back home
RO3 will be shit, its just a reskinned ROO with ToS Devs
>>534460343https://epoch-status.info/
you can signup for discord notifications here
this whole thing has been so cringe, why did they push the new zones? wtf.
what are the odds i go to sleep now and the server goes online right after i wake up?
>>534460341WE NEED MORE BURROWS!
>>534460073>Every woman I’ve been with haslol... yea they were faking it lil bro
>@Community Moderator You would sure take away a lot of the grief in here if you guys posted updates as things were happening. A quick update goes a VERY long way.
>how_bout_no.mp4
What the fuck is their problem?
>>534460558The 1-60 experience is amazing on a fresh server, it's an absolute delight.
>>534458002so many /rog/gers in here
even fucking narue is a microcelebrity here somehow
>>534460628crank it is a good touch KEK
>>534460558Because YOU think it's about competition, you are projecting your view on others and assuming their motivation can only be competition. Maybe that's why you don't understand it? Have you ever thought to see the world through their eyes instead for a second?
>>534460368>the epoop shitshow is just startingtruer words have never been said
Was there not a single person on the team to tell the others that making new zones in one week time is probably not a good idea?
oh he's cranking it alright.....
>>534460939No, these cucks actually praised them for it.
>>534460558wow endgame is dogshit rat maze, the leveling journey with the whole server is what made this game popular in the first place and only FRESH can recreate that feeling for a short time
>>534460939they kneel to kaytotes
>>534460614>Regs will be disabled for weeks or monthsI'm starting to think this kay guy might be a bit on the retarded side
>>534460628hey, they are learning how to not over-promise and set reasonable expectations! give me hope for the 2026 epoch fresh reboot.
>>534460939That would ruin the vibes.
>>534460939if you talk back to gaytotes he probably just keeps saying retarded one-liners he thinks makes him sound cool until you agree with him instead
its been three days without updates
>>534461027jesus christ this general is full of geniuses
>>534461027yeah but it's still spiritually true, the server will never be up or playable because of these lazy morons
>>534460741We are ALL on GURU
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IT'S BEEN DOWN FOR FUCKING TWO HOURS NOW BECAUSE OF MISSING FUCKING STAIRS
IT IS NOT COMING BACK UP TODAY
Looking back, we probably should've seen this one coming...
>>534461027oh darn, i should have known. the fake post sounded way too mature and reasonable. good job troll.
>>534460628>This is so unpoggersThese are the people you trust to provide entertainment?
>>534460939I called this shit the moment they announced the new zones. Shit like a new zone (even something as small as a starting area) needs weeks if not MONTHS of testing to be ready for prime time, so them thinking they can just shit it out thinking it would mitigate their issues in the short-term is just laughable.
>>534461218every change needs 48 hours to settle in, okay?
Worth it to just sleep now and play a bit more stable pochie in morning?
>>534461310do you just believe anything you see? how do you survive irl
>>534461359Go to sleep anon, this will take hours.
a new update has hit the client
>>534458228messing with world geometry
>>534460634About 50%. It will either be up or not.
>>534455454>Come play return of reckoningis there anyone playing this?
I've seen enough. I've decided it's time for me to take my talents to Turtle WoW.
Who else is with me?
>>534461249No one reads the website, the majority of retards are to fucking dumb to even read updates or pins in the discord.
>>534461249>github donators play like shit and cry it's too hardas expected
>>534459837I just play dwarfs, go to a corner and micro manage the artillery and irondrakes (or gyrocopters) while the warriors and longbeards give kisses the enemy in melee, everything melts in more ways than one. Seeing a cannon eat 1/4 of a big monster's life every volley while cavalry gets shredded by organ guns.
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>>534460634That happened to me today but they took away the dwarves' stairs so now we're back in the waiting room with no updates and no hope.
>>534461249I watched Beta footage, some of the long-time supporters, the ones who tell you to touch grass and give their energy to the devs every 2 hours, are DOGSHIT at the game.
fucking retards rushing out new starter zones no one asked for
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>epoggers
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHASHAHAAHA
how serious is this anvilmar stair issue goddamn
just add a bench prop for them to jump on and flip the switch who cares anymore
>>534459961>FPSI get 120 on turtle, as vanilla client can't go higher than 120 refresh rate for whatever reason, but even then 120 is perfectly fine for WoW. You don't need 200+ fps, this isn't a twitch shooter.
Do we even need dwarves really?
We could be playing right now if not for those useless manlet fucks.
>>534460939I told them in general but I got ignored and people told me i should be thankful the devs are working so hard and I needed to stfu.
>>534461489some stuff in the beta was comically overtuned, there's no reason for deadmines to be on the level of a tbc heroic
>>534461475i stopped playing turtle as soon as they got their player numbers up and stopped paying me in ingame gold.
>>534460935That's not how a woman working at a monastery should dress. Everything but her face needs to be covered.
>>534461475Me but I am waiting for fresh
if every r*ddit söybeard dw0tf would just reroll a cute fem human or nelfie we wouldn't have this problem!
>>534461653>deadmines on the level of a tbc heroicholy kino
I want all 5mans to be hard as FUCK
so the server works pefectly fine but chuds who roll dwarvf don't get to play? how is this a problem?
>launch
>spot a bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>relaunch
>spot another bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>repeat
how can one man have two abortions from the same pregnancy? someone explain gaytotes herculean feat
>>534461653and that right there is why every shitter hates TBC, they can gaslight about "Outland sucks" (it did) all they want, but it was because HCs filtered the fuck out of them until they could just outgear them.
2 hours to fix stairs
I've stuck it through so far, but this is looking straight up hopeless
>>534461720me too. trying to figure out what classes i want to dual box to 60. maybe go full pet mafia with both hunter and warlock.
>>534461595you could literally already get up there too by jumping on some barrels lol
>>534461653>deadmines as hard as a tbc heroicdon't get my hopes up
>>534461580>>534461595>>534461630>>534461637>>534460939>>534461762relax
breathe
it'll be okay
close the launcher and this thread and go do something else you enjoy
me2, fuck dad gamers who just want to "chill and get loot", they can play Wrath for that.
This is the famed "5 minute to fix" custom content issue that is not supposed to be an issue at all.
>>534461876Oh they COULD play if they just got off their fat asses AND RAN TO THE TRAIN TO STORMWIND AND LEVEL THERE
the tards constantly begging for registration to open piss me off sm. u were late, server can't even handle the current interest and you want them to open the border? get your fat ass elsewhere
>>534461986i enjoy this thread doe
>>534461249the second point is throwing me arent you supposed to have shit gear leveling until you get in some dungeons?
>>534461986FUCK YOU LET ME IN!
>>534461653Sounds great to me
>>534461985actually needing cc in dungeons would be kino as fuck.
>>534461653Post the webm of the retard running thru the new fire in DM, where he was half hp and ran from one side to the other then complained when he died from it.
>>534461918They probably rage quit and went to the pub
>>534461653>NOOO LEVELING DUNGEONS HAVE TO BE EASY EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE COMPLETELY OPTIONAL
>>534461998>dad gamersyou have to go back
>>534461979weren’t all the NPCs floating and broken though?
>>534452845 (OP)I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY
Hanging here is a waste of time. I'll go back to turtle. I'll try epoch when it sorts its shit out and enable registration again. Bye.
>>534462023it's not their fault that Facebook took too long to serve them ADs that interest them
>>534461653>be on the level of a tbc heroiccompletely trivialized by blizzard and frost trap?
>>534461986thanks for the (you) but im fine here.
Pochiesisters i dont feel so good
>>534462072They're probably talking about people who genuinely have multiple level 15 greens and going into places like RFK or SM.
Why didnt they just announce that they plan to release new starting zones once they've been tested and launch the fucking working version of the game for now?
I know we get exp for doing WSG, but do we get less exp from losing then we do for winning?
>dwarf stairs missing
>the only one that can add them is the Kes tranny
>xe is getting pumped by his grindr date at the moment and can't do it
>>534460570do you have gobo going more risque?
Can I get a couple (you)'s, feeling suicidal from this shitshow of a rerelaunch. thanks bros
>>534462378because epoch is a social experiment to test if the ((Maze)) works under stress
>>534462072according to kaytroon, you need to farm open world mobs until you're fully geared in bis greens before starting the first alliance dungeon
@534462437
do a flip faggot
>>534462220woa buddy, you are just too cool for school! do you have a list of approved /epog/ lingo and banned terminology?
>People here still trying to play even after witnessing two weeks of incompetence from the devs
You guys are better off just waiting another week until playing at this rate because these devs don't know what the fuck they're doing
>>534462437Just wait for Turtle we can play together yay yay
>>534461917I like heroic dungeons but unfortunately TBC started the end of dungeons being anything more than series of wide corridors
Of course Old Hillsbrad being in Azeroth is actually fun
>>534462437I got you bro, it's important we look after each other during these trying times.
>>534462437Find joy in the fact that at some point it's going to work very smoothly. We just have to get past this torture. Could be hours, days maybe months, but at some point we will get the pure joy
>>534462437send me your gold if you kys yourself bro
@Ross
>>534461986I enjoy nothing except buffing players I find in the open world while leveling and receiving "thank you"s
>>534462437
>>534459481it'll never be over
there are still thousands of addicts hyped for this
>>534461917TBC heroics are great and fun. The issue with tuning early leveling dungeons around that difficulty is twofold:
1. Classes just don't have the tools yet at level 20
2. Having to be autistic about comp/getting decent players so your leveling dungeon isn't a wipefest is absolutely aids
>>534460939i guess thats probably why they didnt tell anyone until it was too late
wonky server is one thing, but fucking with client mpqs without decent testing? yikes
>>534462331oh yeah I forget people play like that
>>534462592At this point I’m just here for the funny threads.
Might level a character when the servers can stay up for longer than 30 minutes but anyone planning on staying in Epoch long term is insane. These devs fucking suck.
Meol
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We're all gonna look back on this in a week or so as a funny memory.
woowowow
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HOLY SHIT ITS UP
SLEEPY KAYTOTES SPEAKS TO MASSES
>>534462785>>534462331so now i need prebis for fucking SM? what is this nazi germany?
>>534462853Yeah because mazed fags will still be here being stringed along by incompetent devs lol
>>534462072you should only have shit gear until level 25. be a class that can heal or tank. do dungeons. do dungeon quests. get blues. don't be a warlock, mage, hunter or rogue doomed to endlessly spam 3dps lf tank+heals. simple as.
>>534457687post this plapmane again
>>534462919If you're unable to get level 30 greens you genuinely have a skill issue or exceedingly oblivious.
>>534462714Its over for me thats the only meaningful metric
>>534456968I am gooning to you
To apologize for yet another rocky launch we’re pleased to announce we’re working on new starting zones for each individual class/race combo
Look forward to it in 2027
I don't even play WoW but I keep following these threads because the situation is that hilarious. Am I retarded?
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW UPDATE. I JUST GOT A VIRUS
>>534462853people were saying the same thing in this thread like a 2 weeks ago LMAO
Hi! I got some beers and wings and just got home excited to finally play Pochie. So how was the launch, guys? Are you having fun?
bro
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Anyone know this UI addon?
the fact that these niggers can't make a single fucking post after 2hours is WILD
>>534462853Yeah cuz I’ll be playing on Ambie while this shit is still fubar’d
>>534463106see you on gurubashi in a week
stop posting warcraft women, I don't want to fap and miss the server opening
>>534463297I wish I still had my old crt monitor so I could play classic the way the devs intended
>>534463123wtf i downloaded the last update and mustard gas started coming out of my pc
If it takes over 2 hours to fix some stairs how the fuck is this server going to ever be consistent to play?
All these 2 weeks were about muh overloaded servers being addressed, and now they can't even correct simple object placement in a reasonable time?
Hot fucking damn what a joke, too bad this server has the best ideas like TBC class kits in Classic but had to be run by complete fucking buffoons
>server goes down "intentionally"
>say it will be back up after a patch
>patch comes
>30 minutes go by
>still no server
>"new content fixes are easily fixed and the crashes won't be a problem!"
Lmao. I'm betting they don't want to put the servers up now that EU is finally all home and Americans are now all awake considering it already hit 5400 players after 2 minutes with their "stealth launch"
These devs are the most incompetent retards I swear
Stop being chuds this is a free small indie group project
>>534463393what's the matter unc, can't get it up again?
>missed launch because I have to wage
>>534463527My guess is:
>They found the error>Launched client fix>Are frantically searching for other content that might have been affected before patching server and going live
>>534463635this fucking brat
>>534463635Imouto Prestor...
these people have wasted my time, no more. I'm deleting project epoch.
>5 years of jerking off and playing Overwatch
>2 weeks of any actual work
i
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>>534463635Not him but I need to crank it some more
>>534463635pair her with lolimane
>>534463640>launchoh no no no no
>>534463635correction needed now
>>534463640yeah you're really far behind now
you're fucked
>>534463485That's what happens when the dev team is just a bunch of "idea guys" and not actual programmers.
the RUN VERY FAST dwarf stole the Anvilmar stairs
the dev team are still trying to catch him, please wait warmly
>>534463527>>534463667they need to get that guy who makes the youtube videos where he runs fast across zones, he would be able to find any issues quickly
>>534463761i knew that guy was bad news
>>534463761ok so epoch is just dead forever then
>>534463635>That massive fucking gate to the castle in the backgroundNew Goldshire update???
bitch
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It's pretty difficult developing and hosting your own WoW server isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
>>534463618that is my favorite cope so far after 5 years of advertising and pushing the server as competition for turtle. literally built a community where a part of them are turtle rejects who want to spam slurs in chat and then they are getting upset having to interact with those players
>>534463906yes if your team consist of a
>retarded bongoloid>some 16 year old zoomer>a woman (allegedly)>some rando on github
>>534463754And programmers generally have the worst ideas, we can never win it seems
>>534463000be warlock, mage or hunter and get 60 from kino soulful open world gaming instead of dealing with retards in dungeons
Anvilmar
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>>534463745wanting to have sex with kids is bad, mmmkay?
>>534463761HEY GIVE US OUR STAIRS BACK
>>534463393time to summon some cunny for morale boost
>>534463635Using the railing to teach her
>>534464363many doors, edboy
The servers have been unfunctional for weeks, but this is the first time they've pumped out several patches in quick succession.
The new zones really fucked things up, didn't they?
cunt
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anyone able to help me with a tech problem? I am doing dev work on a WoW private server and I've been trying to rotate some stairs for two hours. really can't figure out how to do it in the editor. at a complete loss on this. Some people are waiting for me to fix this, they are getting a bit annoyed with me.
>Logging in to game server
devs got what they needed, pack it up
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