/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
IT'S NEVER BEEN SO OVER...
Gurubashi x1 PvP
>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?
Never.
>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.
>Can I register?
No.
>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addons
Back to retail.
>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
>Latest News
Launcher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost
IT'S OVER
>Previous
>>534443873
manlets, when will they learn?
they're begging in the discord to keep the cap at 15 for today "so people can catch up" lol like the whole point wasn't to avoid bottlenecking in the first place lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:32:32 PM
No.534453023
>>534453158
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:32:42 PM
No.534453046
uh bros i think they snuck some funserver content onto epoch...
EPOG scores another win. Turtrannies response?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:00 PM
No.534453075
>>534452989
why yes, just do the jump every time you want to complete a quest
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 6:33:02 PM
No.534453079
>>534452989
I blame that gnome for taking the name Poppy.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:03 PM
No.534453083
Anon you dropped this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:04 PM
No.534453087
Have faith, friends. The servers will stay up today. They'll be bug riddled, but we can play anyway
>The people who called the server launching in 2 weeks time and then being down again were absolutely fucking right
You mofos should start playing lottery with that level of premonition
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:32 PM
No.534453151
>>534453062
>1.12.1
miss me with that shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:34 PM
No.534453158
>>534453632
>>534453023
this whole general for the past few weeks is like watching Bossman Jack's streams
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:40 PM
No.534453170
So what happened? I instantly left for grocery shopping as soon as guru went down, and now kezan is down too.
Also they did not do the prune correctly, I have 10g+ worth of shit in bank.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:40 PM
No.534453171
DEADPOCH
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:49 PM
No.534453187
>>534453007
it takes 3 hours to get level 15, what the fuck they mean a whole day?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:07 PM
No.534453224
>>534452845 (OP)
Tyrande vs Whitemane, who milks a shota to completion first?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:07 PM
No.534453226
I dunno if I can go on, if its fucked up map because of new zones thats gonna take a while to sort out
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:08 PM
No.534453231
>>534454528
Is there a issue with WOTLK and Weak Aura swing timers? I imported 3 different scripts, they'd appear but never worked.
I seen some Reddit post about how WOTLK doesn't give enough information to track it but I wanted someone's opinion here
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:14 PM
No.534453247
>>534452989
nice quest arrow, zoomzoom
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:14 PM
No.534453248
>>534453145
It wasn't premonition it was obvious based on their behavior since launch.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:16 PM
No.534453251
>>534453062
if wow clients can add this why don't all wow clients just do this? i don't understand.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:31 PM
No.534453280
>>534453072
good name for him
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:35 PM
No.534453290
>>534453007
FOMOtards are unreal
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:45 PM
No.534453313
UPDATE UPDAT EUDPATE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:54 PM
No.534453329
THE PATCH IS IN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:05 PM
No.534453358
>>534453236
actually true
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:06 PM
No.534453364
>>534452989
bing bing wahoo YIIpppeee
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:20 PM
No.534453389
>>534453236
actually true wtf
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:39 PM
No.534453423
>>534453497
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
UPDATE AVAILABLE NIGGERS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:47 PM
No.534453438
>>534453145
>conflating common sense with being psychic
explains the state of these threads desu
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:56 PM
No.534453457
It's YOUR fault the servers crashed. If you didn't all login, the servers would still be up. Maybe next time you can DO BETTER and be mindful instead of being ENTITLED. Enough toxicity, be grateful the devs are doing it for Free.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:07 PM
No.534453479
>>534453072
epochads can't stop winning
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:16 PM
No.534453497
>>534453423
Don't see any update yet
>>534451387
If the devs wanted me to level at 0.5x XP, they would've put that in by default.
Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests so I don't trust them to handle it right.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:28 PM
No.534453527
>>534453915
what is the purpose of a server that never launches? am i missing something from a new meta?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:32 PM
No.534453535
>>534453145
you call it premonition, i call it having above 80 IQ
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:36 PM
No.534453543
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:39 PM
No.534453553
>>534453306
eh...it's every thing and everybody...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:41 PM
No.534453557
Day 13 Experiment: Part 2 starting soon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:36:47 PM
No.534453573
>>534453507
They added new quests
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:02 PM
No.534453598
https://project-epoch-status.com/
Keep an eye on build number (or turn on notifications at the top)
Also patch is out btw
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:11 PM
No.534453620
>>534453762
This time it will be different, right?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:22 PM
No.534453632
>>534453158
bossman always wins
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:26 PM
No.534453646
UPDATE!
NOT A DRILL!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:33 PM
No.534453653
>>534453507
>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests
No it's not
>>534453410
what will break next? get your predictions in.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:02 PM
No.534453698
Guys if it comes back up and then goes down again within 15 minutes I'm not going to be able to handle the emotional whiplash
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:09 PM
No.534453715
>1.3 GB
oh boy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:12 PM
No.534453723
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:14 PM
No.534453727
>>534453507
I want to level at 0.5
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:20 PM
No.534453739
YOU STAND IN THE LINE JUST TO HIT A NEW LOW
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:22 PM
No.534453745
>>534453859
>>534453507
1 5 0 0 n e w c u s t o m q u e s t s
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:21 PM
No.534453746
>>534453824
will xe save us?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:30 PM
No.534453760
Which starter zone will be fucked this time?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:32 PM
No.534453762
>>534453620
Only reason we are not playing rn is manlets. Server works just fine.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:37 PM
No.534453772
>>534453507
i don't really know how people run out of quests, last time i played vanilla (on hardcore) i had most of winterspring and all of EPL left when i dinged 60.
do people just not wrap up old zones or something? "ding 40 guess i gotta stop doing those 38-39 quests"?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:46 PM
No.534453795
>>534453145
Thats just pattern recognition
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:48 PM
No.534453803
In a few weeks these will all just be amusing memories as we do comfy leveling and dungeons
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:55 PM
No.534453820
>4chan is filled with hand holdy TomTom pfQuest players
KEK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:56 PM
No.534453821
>>534453903
>update ver 3465
>login screen says 3464
uh oh
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:58 PM
No.534453824
>>534453746
this nigger is the first one to jump ship
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:03 PM
No.534453839
>>534453953
>>534453507
I fucking hate women who sit around in their underwear, my sister does it all the fucking time and i keep telling her to stop.
>why don't you make me anon
fucking weird bitch, honestly fuck women
>>534453675
my will to keep logging in.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:07 PM
No.534453850
>>534453410
>>534453675
gotta be something in durotar or dun morogh because of the new zones but durotar seems unlikely since I think the troll zone is on some island.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:10 PM
No.534453852
>>534453703
can't wait for it to become even higher kek
/ourguy/ is losing strength and willpower...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:13 PM
No.534453859
>>534453745
*1500 npcs that crash the entire server by clicking on them
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:16 PM
No.534453867
>>534454115
btw how many people did Gurubashi have before crash last time? Did they hit 5000?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:36 PM
No.534453903
>>534454002
>>534453821
Someone was in a hurry and forgot to update the number that shows in UI
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:37 PM
No.534453906
>>534452989
This server just keeps on giving
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:38 PM
No.534453908
>>534453675
Troll zone will have a naga that's level 30 or a raptor that drops sulfuras or some shit like that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:42 PM
No.534453915
>>534453527
to build hype for turtle fresh.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:56 PM
No.534453936
>>534454095
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:58 PM
No.534453945
>>534454074
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:08 PM
No.534453953
>>534454013
>>534453839
fuck your sister retard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:14 PM
No.534453969
>>534453507
>Vanilla WoW is notorious for running out of quests
This mindset is just a small sample of everything wrong in mmos and what came after
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:25 PM
No.534453984
>>534453306
How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home he's sitting on his computer in his fucking underwear, staring at some login screen for hours. I wanna smash his fucking face in.
My "son".
What do you think about that, huh?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:30 PM
No.534453990
>>534454595
>1 hour downtime per crash
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:30 PM
No.534453993
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:31 PM
No.534453995
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:35 PM
No.534454002
>>534453903
That number shouldn't have to be manually updated, it should be pulled, so they didn't update something else
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:39 PM
No.534454013
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:45 PM
No.534454027
>>534453858
he's on his last fresh...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:57 PM
No.534454051
Stealth launch no update on discord
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:01 PM
No.534454059
>>534452989
You forgot that all the npc inside were also falling trough the floor.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:01 PM
No.534454060
>>534454128
can I get an uuuuuuuuuhhhhh
>>534453858
>TWoW soon
its over...
>>534453945
literal poggieGOD with over 500 concurrent viewers on twitch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:22 PM
No.534454087
guru horde bros im. soon we kill all alliance. FOR THE HODRDE. LOKTAR OOGAR. rape their men and women.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:25 PM
No.534454092
>>534454178
LET ME IN!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:26 PM
No.534454095
>>534453936
Awesome, good to hear. We'll soon get too see if subrealms are needed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:31 PM
No.534454115
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:41:38 PM
No.534454128
>>534454060
NOOOOOOOO THE SERVERS
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 6:41:48 PM
No.534454152
LET ME IN KAYBLOAT YOU GOOBER
>>534454074
I thought twitch was b&ing pserf streamers and they all went to youtube
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:02 PM
No.534454184
haha nonny is a quickshot~
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:03 PM
No.534454187
>we are happy to announce 2 new surprise servers!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:05 PM
No.534454191
ITS FAILING AUTH NOW
WTF
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:08 PM
No.534454197
>>534454436
i think i'm gonna make a dwarf hunter, either on anniversary or turtle. never epoch. never again.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:20 PM
No.534454226
Turtle wow stole the stairs wtf
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:28 PM
No.534454240
>>534454074
eh I'm not watching that, Joel is streaming
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:39 PM
No.534454258
>>534454451
How would you rate your Epoch gaming experience so far out of 10?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:41 PM
No.534454261
hvnter!23
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:44 PM
No.534454265
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:45 PM
No.534454268
I am just going out for a little while. Don't wait up.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:46 PM
No.534454271
>>534453507
kek, 48 laws of power in russian
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:46 PM
No.534454272
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:46 PM
No.534454273
>>534454157
they don't bother with 100 viewer streamers
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:52 PM
No.534454281
>>534454205
Never ever? are you sure? It could be up and stable any year now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:58 PM
No.534454291
>>534454535
>>534454224
I kinda want to bully this autist irl desu
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:58 PM
No.534454292
>>534454205
Ill be your FRIEND if you play Ambershill...
FUCK JUST CAME BACK FROM WORK DID THEY RELAUNCH???
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:43:19 PM
No.534454351
>>534454178
This is Kazumok, he is a massive interracial porn addict and one of the most unhinged schizos i have ever had the misfortune of running into. Absolute lolcow of a person
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:43:27 PM
No.534454372
Just when you think everything is fixed, they surprise you with something new.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:43:37 PM
No.534454386
>>534454297
yeah, for a whole 5 minutes before the new starting zones crashed the server
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:00 PM
No.534454436
>>534454503
>>534454197
hey it's inex the leaker
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:03 PM
No.534454449
>>534454157
only big streamers or if you make it obvious
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM
No.534454451
>>534454258
This shitshow launch has unironically been the most fun I've had with gaming all year and I only got to play for like 30 minutes over 4 days.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:16 PM
No.534454472
>>534454297
They did but the dwarf starting zone was fucked up and they had to bring it down, server ran fine we're just waiting now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:20 PM
No.534454480
>>534454224
>we dwarves are natural sprinters
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:31 PM
No.534454497
>>534454410
ermmmm they took the servers down actually sweaty
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:36 PM
No.534454503
>>534454684
>>534454436
Inex is the leaker?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:40 PM
No.534454513
>>534454410
Uhmm actually we switche dit off on purpse
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:46 PM
No.534454526
>>534454410
>crashed
nah, worse. The devs shut it down so that manlets would stop crying about "muh stairs"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:48 PM
No.534454528
>>534453231
Can any WoW Veterans answer this? Thanks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:50 PM
No.534454535
>>534454291
you would have to catch him first
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:50 PM
No.534454536
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 6:45:05 PM
No.534454572
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:45:08 PM
No.534454578
>>534455404
>>534454354
>interracial porn addict
jesus, that's even worse than tranny porn!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:45:26 PM
No.534454595
>>534454786
>>534453990
>every dungeon run will be 5+ hours long
this gonna be good
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:05 PM
No.534454684
>>534454503
inex is the leaker
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:19 PM
No.534454715
>>534454354
Average 20 year old /pol/ guy.
>>534453703
What the fuck do people expect after shit like this?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:53 PM
No.534454775
this is so fucking stealthy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:58 PM
No.534454786
>>534454595
>dungeon run
dungeons haven't been implemented yet. that's in the next launch, in two weeks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:00 PM
No.534454793
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:05 PM
No.534454805
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:10 PM
No.534454814
>>534454745
several people saw that and said
"this looks fine"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:38 PM
No.534454870
>>534454745
ngl the new goldshire Inn is a downgrade, no idea what the fuck they were thinking
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:59 PM
No.534454906
>>534454745
very progressive that they designed Goldshire with tauren and ogre accessibility in mind
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:06 PM
No.534454918
>>534455008
>>534454745
a cozy home for all pocket princes and princesses
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:22 PM
No.534454943
>pochie
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:27 PM
No.534454953
vibes: erect
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:29 PM
No.534454957
>>534455120
>>534454745
I think they made it normal size, but it made the town seems too spread out so they just upscaled all the buildings.
Am I the only one that wil ignore all new content and just farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55 before doing some dungeons to gear myself up?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:48:50 PM
No.534455008
>>534454918
BARBIE PLAYHOUSE!
Post your pochie waiting rooms.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:10 PM
No.534455040
Inex clowning on thsi shit too
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:13 PM
No.534455051
>>534455110
let me out
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:17 PM
No.534455058
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:34 PM
No.534455090
>>534454996
Yes, you are abnormal.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:46 PM
No.534455110
>>534455051
HE PAYS FOR A PASS LOL
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:46 PM
No.534455113
>>534454996
Hunter is almost completely gear independent. Warlock too. Every other class has to get at least some gear.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:48 PM
No.534455118
>>534455016
>pochie not open on screen
fake and gay
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:48 PM
No.534455120
>>534455380
>>534454957
>>534454745
nigga, the doorway is 3x the height of a human
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:00 PM
No.534455140
>>534454745
I'm going to rush the noggenfogger quest to to replicate this screenshot only smaller.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:04 PM
No.534455150
>>534455394
>>534454745
All the WoW doors are big
>>534454354
to be fair to him interracial porn for some reason has gotten the most funding i've ever seen for porn.
they have better lighting, cameras, high definition,
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:31 PM
No.534455202
>>534459718
>People finally get in
>Custom content is shit
This server is a gift
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:33 PM
No.534455206
>>534454745
They're tauren sized so the can bring their kodos incase they need to leave in a hurry
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:59 PM
No.534455247
>>534455016
There's 3 literal piss bottles (1.5 liters) in my room. Unrelated to launch but only mostly.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:05 PM
No.534455261
>>534455152
>(((for some reason)))
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:19 PM
No.534455284
my last post number determines how many more hours until the server comes back up, it's been 45 minutes already
Umm why does my shit says 3464 but the status tracker says 3465
yes I did update just now
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 6:51:34 PM
No.534455326
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:50 PM
No.534455354
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:53 PM
No.534455356
>>534455250
HoT and PoF are good. anything after that is garbage
>>534454745
>they designed alliance doors so that those huge giant vrykul humans from lich king could fit inside (available as a cash shop race change next year)
epoch is so progressive wow
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:02 PM
No.534455367
>>534454996
Same except no dungeons, I'm playing SSF.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:08 PM
No.534455379
>>534455250
it's kind nice but I'm always really quickly turned off by the f2p-garbage they added to the game to make you buy more random shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:08 PM
No.534455380
>>534455120
manlet cope
t. 203cm aryan
>stealth launch
>it's not really stealthy at all
>>534455150
They're not that big, faggot.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:19 PM
No.534455404
>>534454578
I don't think that's true
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:24 PM
No.534455410
>>534454996
i'm doing the explorers contract so im FORCED to engage with ALL CONTENT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:45 PM
No.534455454
>>534461463
>>534455250
Come play return of reckoning order side
We're lacking melee dps, slayer or white lion
I started olaying on a whim and I already habe 2 level25s, roughly 20hours playtime
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:49 PM
No.534455461
THEY BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN BUT NUKED IT INSTANTLY
GOOD JOB KES
>>534455394
I mean they kind of are, it just feels like a really weird nitpick when every entryway is gigantic.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:18 PM
No.534455515
>>534455604
>>534455357
still canβt believe retoilet snubbed them in favor of fat fuck kulβtirans
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:20 PM
No.534455519
>>534455309
they just forgot to update the number on the actual screen lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:38 PM
No.534455553
>>534454745
I hate the new goldshire.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:39 PM
No.534455556
>>534455309
mine is like this
it doesnt matter though, i was playing 20 min ago
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:40 PM
No.534455558
>>534456092
>>534455486
wow doors have always been big ignore niggers.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:49 PM
No.534455576
>>534455393
not really a launch either
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:50 PM
No.534455580
Another patch btw, UI still shows 3464 and version is 3466
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:58 PM
No.534455591
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:59 PM
No.534455593
>>534455394
I would post a picture disproving your claim IF I FUCKING COULD LOG IN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:05 PM
No.534455603
>Kes (and content team) creates the gnome zone
>Kes has a mental breakdown before re-launch
>re-launch happens
>gnome zone causes them to take the server down
lmao how is Kes feeling right now?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:05 PM
No.534455604
>>534455515
Male Kul'tirans are at least kinda based, and the females are playable Ogres.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:13 PM
No.534455620
BAN ALL MANLETS AND LETS GOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:20 PM
No.534455638
>>534455357
Wallcraft is unironically adding them as a skin for humans you can unlock
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:20 PM
No.534455641
this is going to be the worlds easiest sweep on the 17th
it's bbc, turdle, or bust rn
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:21 PM
No.534455643
New patch 3465 (or 3466)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:27 PM
No.534455652
>>534455821
>>534455486
That door is not literally twice, let alone thrice that of NPC to the right. Plus it's meant to be wide because its a public entrance that gains a lot of traffic.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:34 PM
No.534455661
>>534455486
>entryway that is regular human sized
>ITS GIANT BROOOO
kekaroo
disingenuous cultist cuck
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:41 PM
No.534455673
>>534455773
>>534455486
wildly different. look at the human female model next to it. place that up on the step and it looks fine. the other image was a massive difference.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:51 PM
No.534455695
>>534455393
it's not really launch-y either HAH
>>534455486
For quick comparison with epoch door.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:58 PM
No.534455709
>>534455486
The door in your screenshot is literally half as tall as the door in the new goldshire. It even has a female human right there to compare scale.
Patch already out? Fuck, I was expecting them taking a few hours at least
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:16 PM
No.534455745
Another update?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:21 PM
No.534455759
>>534455796
what class should i roll on epoch?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:23 PM
No.534455761
>>534455870
NEW UPDATE AGAIN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:30 PM
No.534455773
>>534455673
there is no character collision why would traffic matter
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:32 PM
No.534455774
>3464
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:33 PM
No.534455776
>>534455919
>>534455486
in EQ2 doors were normal sized so tall races had crouching animations for entering tight places
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:43 PM
No.534455796
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:44 PM
No.534455798
>>534455730
Donβt worry itβll still be broken when you get in (in two weeks)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:45 PM
No.534455803
>>534455730
servers will come up soon so they can test again, obviously the last patch didnt fix the issue
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:51 PM
No.534455808
>>534455936
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
ANOTHER UPDATE IS AVAILABLE
and still using old build number in client LOL
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:59 PM
No.534455821
>>534455652
*let alone thrice of the height of that NPC to the right
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:56:06 PM
No.534455841
>new build 3466
>still 3464 ingame
doing releases is hard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:56:15 PM
No.534455860
6 billionth times the charm they always say
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:56:18 PM
No.534455870
>>534455761
actually not bait
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:56:20 PM
No.534455874
>>534455704
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:56:30 PM
No.534455891
>>534456092
>>534455486
because it is, it's just turtle shills flailing around
You guys realize every door is scaled big so Tauren can get in them right and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildings right?
>>534455776
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:01 PM
No.534455936
>>534455808
they're just yolo pushing without a care in the world. Maybe they will notice the mismatch soon enough.
>download 3465
>login says 3464
>download 3466
>login still says 3464
Are they actually changing anything
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:03 PM
No.534455947
>>534456121
>>534454996
>farm open word mobs on my hunter until lv 55
i like farming mobs that drop mats while leveling cause i can farm xp and gold at the same time.
baby dragons for them flame sacks and elementals and blasted lands animal parts and sheeit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:05 PM
No.534455950
>>534455704
destroyed that guy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:04 PM
No.534455951
KAYTOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:16 PM
No.534455974
I think scuffed launches are peak kino sovl
Who else confymaxing here?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:26 PM
No.534455987
ULMETRS STATUS?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:38 PM
No.534456009
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:50 PM
No.534456026
>>534455939
chatgpt didn't tell them how to implement an automatic ver check for client :(
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:54 PM
No.534456035
>>534456094
Linus Torvalds is gonna neck with the lack of version control
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:00 PM
No.534456043
>>534456519
>>534455919
why would that ever make sense? this is false.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:07 PM
No.534456061
>>534455486
SOVL. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT OUT DO THIS AFTER 24 years come on epoch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:07 PM
No.534456063
sigh. I think this project wont last guys.
i think the devs will argue among themselves about who decided they needed a couple more days to launch but didn't test the new zones.
I think it's all going to fall apart.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:10 PM
No.534456069
>>534455979
That's great for you because that is all epoch will ever be, just a series of scuffed launches and no actual server.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:16 PM
No.534456084
>>534455768
screaming internally
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:21 PM
No.534456092
>>534455558
>>534455891
You can stop coping any day now.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:21 PM
No.534456094
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:24 PM
No.534456105
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:31 PM
No.534456118
>>534455939
Yeah, they're just rushing and missing a field somewhere. Happened 2 or 3 times in a row now, so its probably the same guy just pushing things through.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:34 PM
No.534456121
>>534455947
GM gonna think I'm a bot when I start farming azshara naga on my grey geared hunter lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:58:48 PM
No.534456143
>>534455979
>two botched launches in a row
praying for another week delay and a third because this is the funnies shit Iβve ever seen
How can you guys be excited for this after all this shitshow? Is the alternative really that bad?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:02 PM
No.534456170
>>534456231
>>534456070
but, oppai loli gnome priest, you're alliance not horde...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:17 PM
No.534456192
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:27 PM
No.534456212
>>534456519
>>534455919
>and so they didn't have to make animations for them entering buildings
no, explain what door size has to do with character model animations please.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:27 PM
No.534456213
Did they actually say its officially launched now, or are they just doing more testing?
>>534455919
that's because in EQ you could crouch if you were a tall race going into a building meant for smaller races (and even then you'd need spells for some instances like gnome buildings are so small it's impossible for trolls/ogres to get into them) but WoW doesn't have crouching or shrink spells available to players so they had to make sure the building entrances were large enough anyone could fit in
I'd say we're at least due a new customized Blood Elf starter zone for this second relaunch fiasco
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:34 PM
No.534456231
>>534456170
do not give the tranny attention saar
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:38 PM
No.534456236
>>534456158
>Is the alternative really that bad?
without a doubt.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:45 PM
No.534456252
>>534458595
>>534454745
Why did they even bother making these new houses? The interior is so uninspired and bland, there's no reason they couldn't just use the normal house models.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:45 PM
No.534456253
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:47 PM
No.534456256
>>534456158
No but we'll pretend it is because admitting we made a mistake trusting these devs is too big of an ego hit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:47 PM
No.534456258
>>534456158
The alternative is playing a different game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:57 PM
No.534456279
>Need small fix
>Down the whole server to work on the problem
I really hope it wasnt actually "just a small fix"...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:57 PM
No.534456280
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:01 PM
No.534456283
>>534456397
>>534456158
yes nigga
if I wanted to play on turtle I'd just go play turtle instead of shitposting here for 8 hours like some other retards
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:01 PM
No.534456285
>>534456070
standing paizuri
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:08 PM
No.534456296
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:16 PM
No.534456314
>>534455768
screaming eternally
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:23 PM
No.534456321
>>534456229
undead and blood elves never made sense being horde
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:26 PM
No.534456327
>>534456158
I actually like a lot of Turtle's custom content, just not a fan of their cash shop, or their client, or their plans to replace the client with unreal.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:30 PM
No.534456337
>>534456070
Shut up Narue and suck my cock.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:52 PM
No.534456374
>>534454745
Just a few weeks more until you dumbass nigger will truly realize how fucking trash this server is
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:53 PM
No.534456376
>>534456158
It would be healthier for me to shoot up heroine than it would be to get a retail subscription and I'm not playing some shitty funserver that has tranny content.
>>534456283
I trash talked Turtle until I tried it again and saw the stuff they added to the launcher. Then realized you all lied to me about the whole 1.12 (modded) being unplayable.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:12 PM
No.534456402
How far back is this gonna roll?
Also, how dwarves and gnomes are gonna be stuck in the terrain change?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:14 PM
No.534456404
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:19 PM
No.534456416
sir another update has hit the launcher
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:24 PM
No.534456426
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:34 PM
No.534456446
Wow, maybe Kes should've tested that the gnome zone didn't mess anything up instead of crying on Discord.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:34 PM
No.534456449
>>534456325
I'm starting to nooooooooootice the rug pull
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:37 PM
No.534456451
>>534456325
wtf the windowsill is taller than human models
its over
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:42 PM
No.534456459
>>534456342
I didn't get this one....
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:44 PM
No.534456463
>>534456158
there's fuckall going on in vidya right now
the last interesting thing was monster hunter wilds but that shit the bed its incredible
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:50 PM
No.534456478
>vibes are immaculate
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:59 PM
No.534456492
>>534456397
you forgot to post your webm sis
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:01 PM
No.534456495
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:13 PM
No.534456519
>>534456791
>>534456043
>>534456212
So why don't Tauren get stuck in every doorway then, except when mounted?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:21 PM
No.534456535
>mfw hearing someone actually donated to epoop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:35 PM
No.534456559
>>534456637
>>534456397
I wonder who is behind this post.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:35 PM
No.534456560
>>534456325
Keep in mind that this clearly implies the buildings in goldshire have all just been lazily upscaled so everything inside will also be overly spacious making all the furniture look tiny.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:35 PM
No.534456561
>>534456220
>mfw I used the ruined house fireplaces in wow buildings to hide on pvp servers from horde as a gnome
>and the catacomb grave alcoves
>>534456158
no one wants to play twow till the new server in a week and no one wants to play bronzebeard because it's basically retail but shittier
there's also wallcraft which i still can't tell if it's even out or not or sucks or not, every post says the opposite of the last thing said about it, and it's super hardcore slow mode from what i can tell but i might check it out sometime
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:22 PM
No.534456630
>vibes are immacumlate
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:27 PM
No.534456637
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:47 PM
No.534456674
>>534456325
ITS BAD ON PURPOSE OKAY??? SHUT UP CHUD!!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:48 PM
No.534456675
>>534456757
Come back to turtle, guys. We forgive you.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:55 PM
No.534456686
SO MUCH FOR A STEALTH LAUNCH LMAO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:09 PM
No.534456715
>>534456945
>Newest bronzebeard vid is even more disjointed from Classic+
It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pick
did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Not UD race for rogue?
I'm thinking female NE or gnome with the rapey face
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:32 PM
No.534456757
>>534456675
shut up shenna, your pussy stinks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:37 PM
No.534456762
>>534456627
>wallcraft
its the never releasing schizo server, if you are into low pop hardcore where the owner is a schizophrenic with ambitious ideas
you can play it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:44 PM
No.534456776
>>534456627
wallcraft uses shitty 1.12.1 without the fixes easily accessible in the launcher like twow
it does have some really cool features tho
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:51 PM
No.534456784
>>534457010
is there anything more embarrassing then trying to stealth re-launch and still fucking it up
>>534456519
how often is a Tauren going into the human inn?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:59 PM
No.534456795
>>534456743
undead paladin
>>534456743
Female Nelf Rogue
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:12 PM
No.534456826
>>534456741
cryboomers live and die for this shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:27 PM
No.534456849
They should open the registration again :)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:27 PM
No.534456850
>>534457070
>>534456220
EQ is a better game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:35 PM
No.534456861
>>534456935
>>534456743
just play fem undead for the flips dude
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:53 PM
No.534456893
>>534456743
orc rogue is top tier
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:53 PM
No.534456894
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:57 PM
No.534456902
>>534456816
high level wow gear is so immersion breaking, it just doesn't feel like it belongs to that world
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:07 PM
No.534456927
>>534457015
>>534456791
Are you actually a retard? Genuinely a fucking brainlet? Why would they ever design something for a certain race to not be able to walk into? They just create assets and make sure every race can enter that building, because a lot of building types are reused in other zones and areas. It's like talking to actual fucking children.
>>534456741
What is that account thing he has?
Auto login spammer?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:13 PM
No.534456935
>>534456861
I play fem undead for the fist annimation
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:17 PM
No.534456945
>>534456715
>It's like they're just relaunching classless, but pretending you only have 9 classes to pick
that is exactly what they are doing lol
I downloaded the client and the launcher but can't register an account. WTF?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:24 PM
No.534456954
>>534456791
Very often according to mr shekelstein.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:34 PM
No.534456968
>>534463064
>>534456743
Female Nelf Rogue
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:35 PM
No.534456976
>>534456325
>We want the original Tomb Raider trilogy audience
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:37 PM
No.534456981
>>534457085
>Druids are still stuck as cow faggots or purple indians
You'd think they'd have allowed it to be Troll and Gnome
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:52 PM
No.534457010
>>534456784
anyone with half a brain could have told you this would happen after they decided to add new zones without even getting the server launched first
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:56 PM
No.534457014
>>534456946
Come back in half a year, unless you buy one you're never getting in
>>534456927
why are houses in real life not accommodating for elephants to enter?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:57 PM
No.534457018
>>534456946
Begone turist!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:59 PM
No.534457020
>>534457902
>>534456930
just a thing that remembers your password
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:13 PM
No.534457045
>>534452845 (OP)
Needs a horde tat
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:22 PM
No.534457061
DON'T OPEN THE SERVERS I'M TAKING A SHIT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:26 PM
No.534457070
>>534456850
the version of the game i want to play doesn't exist (classic mob values/class design/etc. with modern QoL for the ingame interface)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:33 PM
No.534457081
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:34 PM
No.534457085
>>534456981
Someone suggested undead druids and that would have been cool, zombie druid forms.
I was gonna spend more time on this but it seemed pointless. You can't defend this.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:35 PM
No.534457090
>>534456969
fem human priest
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:42 PM
No.534457107
>>534457015
Because it's not a videogame.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:44 PM
No.534457112
>>534456969
paladin dedicated to dps
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:55 PM
No.534457130
>>534457191
>>534456325
there is cross faction grouping, it's there so big tauren can fit in the goldshire inn
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:04 PM
No.534457141
>>534457902
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.534457151
>>534457902
>>534456930
It just saves your password, it's in the recommended addon list on the epoch wiki
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.534457153
>>534456969
Human Paladin, tries to make Ret viable
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:14 PM
No.534457168
> Pregject Epregch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:25 PM
No.534457187
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:26 PM
No.534457191
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:34 PM
No.534457204
>think about rerolling
>make characer and log in to 500000 people
>instantly reminded how bad itll be
guess im stuck on undead pally
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:37 PM
No.534457209
epoch looks like ass and slop
2 things i like
im a dirty pig
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:49 PM
No.534457226
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:57 PM
No.534457240
>>534457367
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:01 PM
No.534457246
>>534457540
>>534457086
i can try. the original building still exists in it's copy-paste form in theramore and redridge. i like variety. also, the 'new' goldshire is based on an old beta version if i remember correctly, so it's cool.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:06 PM
No.534457253
>>534456969
male undead ret paladin
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:12 PM
No.534457261
turtle fresh waiting room
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:15 PM
No.534457264
>>534457086
immaculate detective job and noticing. as we adventure further we will for sure come across plenty of badly designed shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:18 PM
No.534457265
>>534456969
male orc woyer
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:23 PM
No.534457275
>>534456816
this but male human
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:26 PM
No.534457283
IF POCHIE DOESN'T COME ONLINE RIGHT NOW I WILL STOP DILATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>twow shills all suddenly bringing up Goldshire again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:53 PM
No.534457337
>>534457582
>>534452845 (OP)
I got a good night's rest in. So how'd that stealth launch go?
>>534457015
This is a video game. You cant make zones where specific races cant enter, at least when theres either the premise of content or PvP involved. Otherwise you could just kite bigger races to places only dwarves or gnomes can enter and always win.
FUCK I FORGOT MY PASSWORD BUT I CANT RESET IT BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT MANAGEMENT PAGE IS CLOSED AAAHHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:07 PM
No.534457367
I'm sorry but I like dungeon finder and teleporting into the instance. I don't like spamming LFG for 40 minutes. I want to queue and continue doing my quests/proffs while I wait
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:20 PM
No.534457395
>>534457086
whats the problem?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:39 PM
No.534457420
>>534457359
Just bruteforce it, they have zero login protection so you can spam it lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:45 PM
No.534457430
>>534457328
i don't like turtle either, but at least they can competently run a server, and besides their custom ESL quests, they understand not to fuck with scale
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:59 PM
No.534457461
>>534457359
Cya in 2 weeks :)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:07 PM
No.534457478
>>534457359
this is why you should use the same password everywhere
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:09 PM
No.534457481
>>534457359
Slight slimmer of hope, do you have it saved in your browsers password manager?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:15 PM
No.534457503
>>534457391
I'm sorry but you're the reason MMOs went to shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:26 PM
No.534457521
>a very specific group of people making a big deal about the notorious erp spot
I'm nooticing
K0K
8/8/2025, 7:11:36 PM
No.534457540
>>534457246
So it was deleted? Not included in the game? You don't think they kept it out for a reason? Epoch devs couldn't set the scale to 0.8?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:51 PM
No.534457573
>>534457359
why do they call them red bones?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:52 PM
No.534457574
>>534457391
I like spamming LFG because I can filter out the retards and classes that'd steal my gear
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:56 PM
No.534457582
>>534457337
Crashed after 15minutes
Or they closed it due to manlets, we'll never know
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:01 PM
No.534457595
>>534457359
just do psychedelics and dissociatives until you remember
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:18 PM
No.534457619
Still not rolling Turtle.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:42 PM
No.534457664
>>534457940
>AIIIIEEE IS EPOCH USING BETA ASSETS EW GROSS SMELLY
>*ports in Wrath assets* YESSSSS I'M CUSTOM COOONTING
>>534457352
why did Blizzard not feel the need to make doorways 3x the height of human models like Epoch did? cope harder vaporware nigger. this is slop.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:52 PM
No.534457685
why can't troondev be as chill as these reatards?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:57 PM
No.534457691
>>534457946
>>534457391
Niggas like you are the reason mmos are no longer social games and feel completely barren of player interaction
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:05 PM
No.534457708
>>534457391
too bad for you then
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:09 PM
No.534457720
why do you keep posting that literalwho fatass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:13 PM
No.534457724
>over 1hr downtime so far...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:15 PM
No.534457729
>>534457919
so why doesn't turtle help epoch if they're so good at developing and managing? surely they would know how to fix this and prop up a fellow private server, specially an open-source one.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:19 PM
No.534457738
well it doesn't seem like it'll be up for a while
where's the goblin pussy poster when you need him
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:23 PM
No.534457747
>Update happened 10 hours ago
>Server went up 8 hours later
>New update now
I sure hope it doesn't take them 8 hours again to release the server.
>>534457674
the custom quests ive played so far have been fun
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:39 PM
No.534457776
>>534457842
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:13:50 PM
No.534457794
cyb you fucking autist stop posting in discord
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:07 PM
No.534457820
>>534457950
>Epochfags are now begging Turtlebulls to help them fix the server
grim
just grim
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:16 PM
No.534457836
>eslop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:20 PM
No.534457842
>>534457776
why you creeping on bro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:36 PM
No.534457871
>>534457687
t-that's pretty tisque Huwitemane-sama
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:42 PM
No.534457876
i hope that wasnt it for today with no updates for another 6+ hours
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:45 PM
No.534457883
>>534457328
I've literally not played Private server since WoWBeez. Still gonna play Epoch but c'mon, this shit is funny.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:57 PM
No.534457902
>>534457020
>>534457141
>>534457151
thx m8s this speeds up my login spam considerably
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:00 PM
No.534457910
I got what I wanted. I can sleep now.
The whole Goldshire thing is so forced
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:06 PM
No.534457919
>>534457729
epoch doesnt have a in game story selling mount recolors for over 300 dollars so turtle devs don't care
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:19 PM
No.534457940
>>534457664
>using assets that the original devs removed for being shitty
vs
>using assets from the actual game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:21 PM
No.534457946
>>534458325
>>534457691
>spamming a copy/pasted message until you get an invite then typing omw if you're not already outside the instance
WOAH SOCIAL INTERACTION
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:22 PM
No.534457949
>>534457767
How many of them did you manage to complete before the server shut down? Like three?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:22 PM
No.534457950
>>534457820
>Asking turdle devs how they make their 1.x servers barely sustainable
>>534457580
whites are repulsive
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:37 PM
No.534457978
Holy fuck if it's taking over an hour every time some small content issue comes up it's over
Like actually this is retarded
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:47 PM
No.534457997
>>534458142
>>534457917
so they didn't fuck up the scale?
>talking about bringing it back up
>debating among their community on a full wipe or a pruning
>registrations still not open
tell your faggot cocksucker incompetent retard owners to open registration
fuck it I'm going back to ragnarok online
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:47 PM
No.534458003
Pochie?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:55 PM
No.534458010
>>534458393
>devs actually threw a temper tantrum and stopped giving any updates
lol, lmao, rofl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:12 PM
No.534458035
>>534457674
All doorways in WoW are unusually large to fit all races. That one is only slightly larger than ones you see all over Stormwind.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:23 PM
No.534458065
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:30 PM
No.534458079
>>534457580
thats just the average aryan chuddie in this thread
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:31 PM
No.534458087
WE'RE PUTTING THE STAIRS BACK
THIS ONE'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE LADS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:37 PM
No.534458096
>>534458002
fuck off we're full
>>534457767
>collect 10 bear asses but the quest text is written by AI
so fun..
>we can fix custom content issues within minutes
ONE HOUR LATER
>>534457997
No its just irrelevant
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:12 PM
No.534458169
Kaytotes got his new data guys.
Time for a nap.
>>534457352
Right, but the point still is that the original Goldshire in didn't have this problem anyway. Tauren could get in. So this isn't why they made the doors 3x taller. They just did this to put their aesthetically challenged stamp on it.
>>534458002
why would they reopen registration and risk having another 10000 gypsy tourists try and enter the server when they can barely manage with the ones they already have
TOURIST GO HOME!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:39 PM
No.534458221
>it will take about 7-9 hours to fix stairs
topkek devs
So what caused this Anvilmar thing anyway?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:48 PM
No.534458236
>>534458142
>ineptitude is irrelevant
then enjoy playing on the server right now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:05 PM
No.534458273
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:10 PM
No.534458284
>>534457931
Never post again ty
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:12 PM
No.534458287
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:24 PM
No.534458312
>>534458228
I think the gnome starting area is underneath it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:29 PM
No.534458325
>>534457946
It's less about that part and more that literally no one fucking talks in modern mmos. You just queue, finish the instance then go back to afking.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:29 PM
No.534458328
>>534458581
>>534458228
some retard most likely deleted original reference on clean up.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:37 PM
No.534458348
>>534458538
>>534458182
It looks aesthetically fine, all the buildings look like Stormwind/Human Peasant buildings. I genuinely did not notice the scale being a bit larger than normal building entryways until it was pointed out to me because every door is fucking gigantic.
heh, you really though this was the REAL stealth relaunch? this is merely a test FOR the stealth relaunch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:58 PM
No.534458393
>>534458010
They're trying to have a stealth launch even though it was never a real possibility. Now it seems They're hoping for the next best thing by just not pinging all the people who are sleeping rn.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:00 PM
No.534458395
>>534458228
browns stole it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:04 PM
No.534458403
>>534458493
Once they actually get things properly up and running and stable (lol) I wonder how many people are going to complain about the new goldshire and razor hill. You think they'll be pressured to change them back or at least put more work into them?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:10 PM
No.534458416
>>534458228
Lack of testing.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:18 PM
No.534458436
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:19 PM
No.534458439
>>534458228
some retard probably accidentally moved the building in noggit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:22 PM
No.534458450
>>534458142
We are talking about poorly scaled/placed custom content. Which is currently the reason for the 1+ hour downtime.
>>534453703
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:26 PM
No.534458454
>>534457931
I wish I could find a dwarf girlfriend to suck tauren cocks together in kalimdor
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:36 PM
No.534458473
How did they manage to spend 5 years on something worse than what nu-blizzard makes?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:42 PM
No.534458487
>>534458674
>>534458126
well, no
I discovered a barrel of ale in Northshire Valley, which is odd since they produce wine there
I took it to the man in the abbey who might know, and he suggested to take it to Goldshire
Upon taking it to Goldshire, the Mage there had a clue, and suggested I go and hunt down a Rune of Teleportation for him to help me transport up to where the Keg came from
Upon doing so, he empowered the rune and I took it to the northshire falls, teleported up to a previously unused area, met a Dwarf who had fled from the nearby Burning Steppes and discovered he was in a feud with his brother
I helped to reconcile the pair, discovered the source of the mysterious ale and received a green item for my troubles.
Maybe if you tried to let yourself be immersed in the game, you'd have more fun.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:43 PM
No.534458490
>>534458228
there are new quests in dwarf starting zone so probably a fuckup when doing that
>>534458183
my bet is registrations will open after ambershite launch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:44 PM
No.534458493
>>534458403
hopefully not
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:48 PM
No.534458507
>>534458357
another masterful move
all on purpose of course, to filter the tourists
Guys he's laughing at us!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:51 PM
No.534458514
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:19:59 PM
No.534458527
Just a clarification: server did not stealth launch and stealth crashed, was taken online and then offline intentionally to resolve a Anvilmar issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:20:06 PM
No.534458538
>>534458672
>>534458348
>i didn't notice it looked like shit so its ok
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:20:30 PM
No.534458581
>>534458328
>deleted original stair reference
oh fuck they need to recompile the entire core now
>>534456252
Someone said they were house models from alpha wow
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:20:51 PM
No.534458627
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:07 PM
No.534458660
Ever since I started playing Turtle, my mind has been fixated on butt play stuff.
Is this normal?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:09 PM
No.534458667
>>534457972
Epoch is for Brahmin Chads ONLY
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:10 PM
No.534458669
Its funny seeing people in the discord still going "This is completely normal for pservers. Stuff like this happens with every. This just comes with not being a billion dollar company and is pretty expected."
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:12 PM
No.534458672
>>534458902
>>534458538
Did you notice until people pointed it out?
>>534458487
>ummm acktchually i did a pointlessly long quest with nonsensical progression written by AI for +1 stam, okay chud???
kekaroo
I'm content with being a little lab rat.
Being a lab rat is fun!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:26 PM
No.534458694
>>534458576
Still would, he looks like he's got a great ass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:29 PM
No.534458701
status?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:35 PM
No.534458713
This shit is hilarious
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:48 PM
No.534458737
>>534458182
I doubt it was some intentional aesthetic choice and much more likely they just wanted it to seem bigger so they lazily upscaled all the buildings with no other adjustments to the models. An especially bizarre choice considering alliance has gnomes and dwarves so the fuckhuge buildings will seem even bigger to half the alliance playerbase.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:50 PM
No.534458745
>>534458357
You'd be surprised how retarded some people in the dev world actually are
>Oh hey guys, CoA will launch in late june!
>uh oh, we uh, redesigned the tinkerer class entirely so now we're gonna hard stall because lead devs dont wanna revert and we don't wanna launch
>Hmm? Any data on old vs new tinkerer? What do you think this is, a democracy?
>MAYBE We'll launch in 2025, in the meanwhile buy the access to bronzebeard!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:00 PM
No.534458768
>>534458942
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:04 PM
No.534458770
>>534458595
they should've used the untextured cubes from the prototype version instead
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:17 PM
No.534458801
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:24 PM
No.534458819
>>534457917
forced soul, reddit weather
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:24 PM
No.534458821
>>534458941
another update run updater
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:25 PM
No.534458824
>>534458510
why did he specify 'actively'
i think he has a char
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:36 PM
No.534458848
>>534458689
based twh anon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:41 PM
No.534458861
>>534458674
it was about 7 or 8 quests, actually
and it almost certainly wasn't written by ai, had no such telltale signs
you are simply wrong
if you don't have fun with the server you can just not play it anon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:43 PM
No.534458865
>>534458595
>people are calling these buildings soulless
Tch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:46 PM
No.534458871
>>534459097
>>534458183
why didn't they just do a proper open beta and launch a working server instead?
>>534458674
What do you want from vanilla+?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:01 PM
No.534458902
>>534458672
i was literally seething about this on the 27th
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:23 PM
No.534458941
>>534458821
lies and slander
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:23 PM
No.534458942
>>534459223
>>534458768
ironically enough, if he shaved those face pubes for another 3-5 years and shaved off 20 lbs, he would probably pull some latina/asian tail
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:29 PM
No.534458957
>updater got the patch
>server still down like 15 minutes later
Server doko????
>>534458595
>take an asset that was scrapped for looking wrong
>scale it up 2x
>KINO SOVL KINO BROS OMG CLASSIC+
So is all the other custom content just going to be scrapped alpha content too??
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:24:08 PM
No.534459045
>>534459446
>>534458689
i spent probably half my play time looking at the animations in tw3
too bad the game itself fucking sucks
>>534458871
they did like four of them, 2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine
and then in the weeks before launch 50,000 new accounts joined the discord and they were blindsided by it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:24:44 PM
No.534459130
>>534458674
>>534458126
Okay Yevgeny calm down.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:24:58 PM
No.534459158
>>534459020
>Meanwhile anon worships the untextured wheelchair in retail because someone "from blizzard" made it
KEK/10
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:14 PM
No.534459202
>>534459284
is it even doomposting anymore or is it just reality
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:23 PM
No.534459220
>>534458894
Meaningful content like new raids and dungeons. Maybe zones. A fetch quest here and there barely changes my experience at all.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.534459223
>>534458942
>20
He's solidly obese, lose like 50 pounds, shave his face and he's fine. World of Warcraft btw.
>prune deleted 3 gold
>didn't delete 60 gold worth of BoE:s
>didn't delete recipes
>didn't delete 6 stacks of greater healing potions
>didn't delete silver
Well done
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:26 PM
No.534459230
>>534459432
>>534458510
>I'm not actively playing
same
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:28 PM
No.534459235
>>534459316
>>534458894
Quests written by a human and not AI jeets
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.534459252
>>534459332
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:55 PM
No.534459284
>>534459202
its overlapping and starting to come into focus lately
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:58 PM
No.534459290
>>534457972
I love how fat ugly losers of every race will see another fat ugly loser of a different race and claim they hate that race. Meanwhile beautiful people of every race will see another beautiful person of a different race and claim they love that race.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:04 PM
No.534459298
>>534458510
so he is playing lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:11 PM
No.534459316
>>534459235
You guys call everything you dislike AI now. You lost.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:13 PM
No.534459319
>>534452845 (OP)
Does the private server allow for sexier outfits?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:15 PM
No.534459323
>>534459226
my 6g became 2g. but i get to keep both my blues so i'm happy.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:15 PM
No.534459324
>>534459574
>>534459020
People say this a lot but I genuinely think you are spiritually brown if you think those old Alpha/Beta assets are bad.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:16 PM
No.534459326
what chance kaytroon goes to bed before the server comes back up?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:17 PM
No.534459330
>>534458228
it has to be something to do with the new zones they added fucking up the other ones. which is why it was fucking retarded to add new untested content to the game when people don't want new starting zones, they just want to fucking play.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:19 PM
No.534459332
>>534459252
a cute girl and a cute boy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:36 PM
No.534459367
>>534459449
>>534458689
What the fuck is happening to the trees in the top-left corner? Are these the "modern graphics" I've heard so much about?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:00 PM
No.534459419
>>534458510
fuck this grifter loser
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:01 PM
No.534459423
>>534459690
>>534459226
Deleted all herbs of my lvl 13
Should just have made pots and maxxed alch, to bad I didn't have time before last "crash" into prune
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:09 PM
No.534459432
>>534459230
I want to coom inside Nelliel.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:17 PM
No.534459446
>>534459837
>>534459045
TW WH2 with the Closer to Tabletop mod is still the peak, using literal canons to pound a Dreadsaurian into the ground is something else
WH3 was such a disappointment holy shit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:20 PM
No.534459448
>>534456229
you just want to roll a belf to get plapped by a dozen anons
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:20 PM
No.534459449
>>534459769
>>534459367
Don't worry about it
Can women even orgasm just from penetration or do you have to rub the clit?
I know this is slightly off topic and I apologize but it has been on my mind
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:30 PM
No.534459459
>>534459097
>they did like four of them
irrelevant, they weren't ready to launch so they should have done more
>2000 people showed up to the last one and it ran fine
5 min stress test != beta
and 2k was too small to stress anything, obviously
they didn't do a beta because they were afraid of generating 1,000 new bug reports... so they chose to YOLO it instead, which was clearly not the right call given what a fucking disaster it turned out.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:34 PM
No.534459468
>server crashes
>""It didn't crash, we ran into performance issues so are moving to linux and multi-threading."
>server down for 2 weeks as a result
>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, that was actually really helpful!"
>server is down for days as a result
>server crashes
>"It didn't crash, it was just a tiny problem with Anvilmar."
>server down for months as a result.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:42 PM
No.534459481
>>534462714
If this doesnt fully launch unbroken by Monday its unironically over
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:47 PM
No.534459489
>>534459664
THANKS FOR THE NEW STARTER ZONES KES
YOU DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATS, OK?
>>534459097
the last stress test was an hour earlier than they said it would be (gmt vs daylight brit time or something but they said gmt and it was wrong) and while the announcement said "for a few hours" it only lasted 1 hour. When I, and many others, showed up as it shut down and asked about it we were absolutely trashed for being entitled
"the devs got what they needed"
"it's not about you"
etc
pretty kekarino looking back
Calling someone brown isn't an actual argument.
>code written by AI
>quest text written by AI
>scripting written by AI
>epoop cultists still lapping at their tranny dev cult leader's feet even after 2 weeks of no server
This needs to be studied
>retards don't realize 90% of the assets in Vanilla are literally ported from WC3 or are actually from the Alpha and Beta
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:28 PM
No.534459574
>>534459324
no, they are completely soulless misinterpretations of the beta assets. go look at the interior of goldshire inn. it does NOT have the same texture as the exterior. these sloppa devs are shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:51 PM
No.534459625
>>534458894
A giant cavernous Devilsaur den dungeon added into Ungoro, with a giant level 62 elite Devilsaur Queen end boss with egg hatching adds and an enrage timer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:52 PM
No.534459626
>>534459454
vast majority of them don't but some do
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:54 PM
No.534459628
>>534459454
Why don't you watch some porn to find out?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:01 PM
No.534459640
>>534459226
nice fresh experience
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:15 PM
No.534459664
>>534459885
>>534459489
>DESERVE ANY OF THOSE DEATH THREATS
imagine being this mad over a free private server 95% of the population learned about within the past 2 weeks of its 4 odd years in development
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:20 PM
No.534459674
>>534459540
spoken like a true shoeless melanin-enriched creature
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:22 PM
No.534459685
>>534459801
>>534459540
If you say so Mutt
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:27 PM
No.534459690
>>534459843
>>534459423
I didn't make any potions because I wanted to do the 20 silverleaf quest first, and now I have to start over. I was only level 9, too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:39 PM
No.534459718
>>534460061
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:48 PM
No.534459730
>>534459552
provide evidence for any of this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:51 PM
No.534459736
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:05 PM
No.534459769
>>534459449
But it's distracting me from the cute rats.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:14 PM
No.534459785
>>534458228
Advanced fortifications
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:20 PM
No.534459796
>>534458894
Outland and Northrend
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:23 PM
No.534459801
>>534459685
How is the mongrel and mutt formed?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:23 PM
No.534459803
>>534459540
okay, brownie
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:30 PM
No.534459817
>>534459553
They also made all of world of warcraft in the same amount of time it took epoop devs to change some quest text and move some buildings around.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:34 PM
No.534459826
>more than an hour to fix some stairs
>>534459446
>guns function like crossbow
>infantry is completely useless
>lower tier units have no purpose
>spamming monsters wins every time
>AI spams 20 stack armies of just dragons and rapes you
Is there a mod to fix any of these issues?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:41 PM
No.534459841
>>534459097
What is this revisionism? They were advertising for weeks before and their discord was already huge before the stress test. They absolutely knew they would have more people than they tested for, theyβre just incompetent.
>>534459690
i get the feeling those tradeskill quests aren't worth it except maybe the super easy cooking/fishing ones
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:57 PM
No.534459869
>>534459540
it's just projection, don't let it get to you.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:05 PM
No.534459881
>>534459454
Doggy style, have her play with her clit and you gently rub her asshole. ezpz
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:09 PM
No.534459885
>>534459664
It's just a joke, calm down
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:16 PM
No.534459894
>>534460328
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:25 PM
No.534459912
>>534459539
>"the devs got what they needed"
reassuring themselves that the servers could run 2k people for a few minutes was indeed the right way to make sure they could handle all the interest in their launch. the proof is in the pudding, since epoch has been working perfectly for the past two weeks... oh wait.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:31:50 PM
No.534459961
>>534461604
>>534459552
it gets better FPS than Turtle+Mods
that's it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:07 PM
No.534459998
>>534459539
the fucking arrogance of the devs, the arrogance of their dickriders.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:31 PM
No.534460042
>>534459553
>ported from WC3
no they aren't. are you retarded? they used wc3 models for prototyping . then they made the shitty alpha/beta models which got polished(removed) for launch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:40 PM
No.534460061
>>534459718
>if we cannot do that in a timely fashion, we'll post an update
ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES LATER
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:42 PM
No.534460064
Femgnomes.....
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:46 PM
No.534460073
>>534460718
>>534459454
Every woman Iβve been with has. The key is good foreplay since women orgasms are more mentally induced than physical.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:52 PM
No.534460081
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:02 PM
No.534460096
Uhm actually this wasn't a launch becuase it wasn't announced so this doesn't count
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:07 PM
No.534460109
>>534460029
I'm despairing...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:24 PM
No.534460137
>>534459837
Duke's Damned Nations
It makes replenishment and breaking morale the hardest part of the game, if you're into that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:42 PM
No.534460168
>>534459843
The ones for making pots rewarded herbs for me
Pretty decent since may pots are worthless earlygame so getting herbs back for more pots makes low lvl go by faster
To bad they fucking pruned them
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:42 PM
No.534460171
>>534459837
Not him but "gold capped army" or something like that limits how much gold you and the ai can spend in a single army (think multiplayer)
Makes lord that buff low tier u240h8nits a bit broken but beats fighting doomstacks nonstop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:51 PM
No.534460195
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:53 PM
No.534460198
ughhhhh............
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:30 PM
No.534460283
>>534460170
Do any of the Baldies still play WoW?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:35 PM
No.534460295
what monitor and audio gear will you use for poochie?
for me LG C2 (4k glossy OLED) and Yanyin Canon 2 IEMs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:41 PM
No.534460308
>>534459837
Yes. not playing goyhammer slop and enjoying MEDIEVAL II the only good total war ever made
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:45 PM
No.534460328
>>534459894
referring to a non-crash as a crash is a bannable offense.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:50 PM
No.534460336
>make new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
>fix existing starter zones
>they break new starter zones
>fix new starter zones
>they break existing starter zones
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:50 PM
No.534460337
>>534460170
WE LOVE YOU ALEX
PLS NEVER COME BACK, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:50 PM
No.534460341
>>534460714
orc burrow
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:51 PM
No.534460343
>>534460614
I'm gonna take a nap. Can someone spam me on discord when they reboot servers again? I need 30 minutes, my eyes are killing me.
Gorth on the 'cord
>>534460170
this but unironically. the epoop shitshow is just starting
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:12 PM
No.534460384
>>534458002
i've actually been poking at ccRO during this debacle, it's comfy
hoping RO3 is decent too whenever that happens
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:28 PM
No.534460419
>>534460543
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:32 PM
No.534460425
>3 more hours and the average american wagie will be free from their cage
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:00 PM
No.534460481
>>534459843
I could craft other than the cookie cutter recipes while leveling BS and get silver+goodies. maybe not super impressive but it's a nice touch.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:29 PM
No.534460537
>>534460170
>>534460368
It's a matter of days before we get insider discord screenshots of the devs and CM's arguing with eachother, this shit must be like a powderkeg right now with all the rats wanting to jump ship
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:35 PM
No.534460543
>>534460419
my cats completely ignore mirrors. are they retarded?
What's this obsession with fresh servers? I've seen this even back in the day of Nost's return / Elysium / Light's Hope. Some people vastly overestimate themselves, thinking they'll be server's first level 60, MC, Ony, etc. They start playing, lag behind against actually good players and then lose all motivation and quit after which they wait for a new fresh realm to jump in where the whole process is repeated.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:42 PM
No.534460561
>Anvilmar is sinking?
>The doors are big?
>Anon what are you talking about. Hurry up and put on your disguise I found a new quest line to join the Defias brotherhood.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM
No.534460579
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:04 PM
No.534460609
>>534458002
Have you seen SpiritVale development
fucking RO energies so strong it makes me want to go back home
RO3 will be shit, its just a reskinned ROO with ToS Devs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:08 PM
No.534460614
>>534461063
>>534460343
https://epoch-status.info/
you can signup for discord notifications here
this whole thing has been so cringe, why did they push the new zones? wtf.
what are the odds i go to sleep now and the server goes online right after i wake up?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:40 PM
No.534460687
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:53 PM
No.534460714
>>534460341
WE NEED MORE BURROWS!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:55 PM
No.534460718
>>534460073
>Every woman Iβve been with has
lol... yea they were faking it lil bro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:38:00 PM
No.534460729
>@Community Moderator You would sure take away a lot of the grief in here if you guys posted updates as things were happening. A quick update goes a VERY long way.
>how_bout_no.mp4
What the fuck is their problem?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:38:05 PM
No.534460739
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:38:06 PM
No.534460740
>>534460558
The 1-60 experience is amazing on a fresh server, it's an absolute delight.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:38:07 PM
No.534460741
>>534461206
>>534458002
so many /rog/gers in here
even fucking narue is a microcelebrity here somehow
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:38:59 PM
No.534460848
>>534460628
crank it is a good touch KEK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:19 PM
No.534460889
>>534460558
Because YOU think it's about competition, you are projecting your view on others and assuming their motivation can only be competition. Maybe that's why you don't understand it? Have you ever thought to see the world through their eyes instead for a second?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:26 PM
No.534460902
>>534460368
>the epoop shitshow is just starting
truer words have never been said
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:40 PM
No.534460935
>>534461667
Pahjeet Epoop
Was there not a single person on the team to tell the others that making new zones in one week time is probably not a good idea?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:48 PM
No.534460950
oh he's cranking it alright.....
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:40:20 PM
No.534461019
>>534460939
No, these cucks actually praised them for it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:40:32 PM
No.534461052
>>534460558
wow endgame is dogshit rat maze, the leveling journey with the whole server is what made this game popular in the first place and only FRESH can recreate that feeling for a short time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:40:33 PM
No.534461057
>>534460939
they kneel to kaytotes
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:40:36 PM
No.534461063
>>534460614
>Regs will be disabled for weeks or months
I'm starting to think this kay guy might be a bit on the retarded side
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:00 PM
No.534461102
>>534460628
hey, they are learning how to not over-promise and set reasonable expectations! give me hope for the 2026 epoch fresh reboot.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:13 PM
No.534461123
>>534460939
That would ruin the vibes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:18 PM
No.534461127
>>534460939
if you talk back to gaytotes he probably just keeps saying retarded one-liners he thinks makes him sound cool until you agree with him instead
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:31 PM
No.534461143
its been three days without updates
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:32 PM
No.534461149
>>534461027
jesus christ this general is full of geniuses
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:40 PM
No.534461167
>>534461027
yeah but it's still spiritually true, the server will never be up or playable because of these lazy morons
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:47 PM
No.534461186
War room status?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:55 PM
No.534461206
>>534460741
We are ALL on GURU
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:58 PM
No.534461212
>>534461421
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:04 PM
No.534461218
>>534461357
IT'S BEEN DOWN FOR FUCKING TWO HOURS NOW BECAUSE OF MISSING FUCKING STAIRS
IT IS NOT COMING BACK UP TODAY
Looking back, we probably should've seen this one coming...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:31 PM
No.534461275
>>534461027
oh darn, i should have known. the fake post sounded way too mature and reasonable. good job troll.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:46 PM
No.534461310
>>534461379
>>534460628
>This is so unpoggers
These are the people you trust to provide entertainment?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:51 PM
No.534461320
>>534460939
I called this shit the moment they announced the new zones. Shit like a new zone (even something as small as a starting area) needs weeks if not MONTHS of testing to be ready for prime time, so them thinking they can just shit it out thinking it would mitigate their issues in the short-term is just laughable.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:05 PM
No.534461357
>>534461218
every change needs 48 hours to settle in, okay?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:06 PM
No.534461359
>>534461417
Worth it to just sleep now and play a bit more stable pochie in morning?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:17 PM
No.534461379
>>534461310
do you just believe anything you see? how do you survive irl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:37 PM
No.534461417
>>534461359
Go to sleep anon, this will take hours.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:40 PM
No.534461421
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:41 PM
No.534461423
a new update has hit the client
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:01 PM
No.534461460
>>534458228
messing with world geometry
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:01 PM
No.534461461
>>534460634
About 50%. It will either be up or not.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:03 PM
No.534461463
>>534455454
>Come play return of reckoning
is there anyone playing this?
I've seen enough. I've decided it's time for me to take my talents to Turtle WoW.
Who else is with me?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:12 PM
No.534461484
>>534461249
No one reads the website, the majority of retards are to fucking dumb to even read updates or pins in the discord.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:14 PM
No.534461489
>>534461653
>>534461249
>github donators play like shit and cry it's too hard
as expected
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:30 PM
No.534461521
>>534459837
I just play dwarfs, go to a corner and micro manage the artillery and irondrakes (or gyrocopters) while the warriors and longbeards give kisses the enemy in melee, everything melts in more ways than one. Seeing a cannon eat 1/4 of a big monster's life every volley while cavalry gets shredded by organ guns.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:38 PM
No.534461546
>>534460634
That happened to me today but they took away the dwarves' stairs so now we're back in the waiting room with no updates and no hope.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:52 PM
No.534461578
>>534461249
I watched Beta footage, some of the long-time supporters, the ones who tell you to touch grass and give their energy to the devs every 2 hours, are DOGSHIT at the game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:53 PM
No.534461580
>>534461986
fucking retards rushing out new starter zones no one asked for
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:59 PM
No.534461590
>epoggers
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHASHAHAAHA
how serious is this anvilmar stair issue goddamn
just add a bench prop for them to jump on and flip the switch who cares anymore
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:08 PM
No.534461604
>>534459961
>FPS
I get 120 on turtle, as vanilla client can't go higher than 120 refresh rate for whatever reason, but even then 120 is perfectly fine for WoW. You don't need 200+ fps, this isn't a twitch shooter.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:19 PM
No.534461630
>>534461986
Do we even need dwarves really?
We could be playing right now if not for those useless manlet fucks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:22 PM
No.534461637
>>534461986
>>534460939
I told them in general but I got ignored and people told me i should be thankful the devs are working so hard and I needed to stfu.
>>534461489
some stuff in the beta was comically overtuned, there's no reason for deadmines to be on the level of a tbc heroic
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:34 PM
No.534461660
>>534461475
i stopped playing turtle as soon as they got their player numbers up and stopped paying me in ingame gold.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:38 PM
No.534461667
>>534460935
That's not how a woman working at a monastery should dress. Everything but her face needs to be covered.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:38 PM
No.534461668
has it been up yet?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:46:00 PM
No.534461720
>>534461923
>>534461475
Me but I am waiting for fresh
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:46:24 PM
No.534461762
>>534461986
if every r*ddit sΓΆybeard dw0tf would just reroll a cute fem human or nelfie we wouldn't have this problem!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:46:46 PM
No.534461802
>>534461653
>deadmines on the level of a tbc heroic
holy kino
I want all 5mans to be hard as FUCK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:33 PM
No.534461876
>>534462017
so the server works pefectly fine but chuds who roll dwarvf don't get to play? how is this a problem?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:39 PM
No.534461886
>launch
>spot a bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>relaunch
>spot another bug
>take hours / days to fix it
>repeat
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:41 PM
No.534461889
>>534461949
how can one man have two abortions from the same pregnancy? someone explain gaytotes herculean feat
>>534461653
and that right there is why every shitter hates TBC, they can gaslight about "Outland sucks" (it did) all they want, but it was because HCs filtered the fuck out of them until they could just outgear them.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:47:57 PM
No.534461918
>>534462141
2 hours to fix stairs
I've stuck it through so far, but this is looking straight up hopeless
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:00 PM
No.534461923
>>534461720
me too. trying to figure out what classes i want to dual box to 60. maybe go full pet mafia with both hunter and warlock.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:09 PM
No.534461949
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:24 PM
No.534461979
>>534462242
>>534461595
you could literally already get up there too by jumping on some barrels lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:25 PM
No.534461985
>>534462138
>>534461653
>deadmines as hard as a tbc heroic
don't get my hopes up
>>534461580
>>534461595
>>534461630
>>534461637
>>534460939
>>534461762
relax
breathe
it'll be okay
close the launcher and this thread and go do something else you enjoy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:32 PM
No.534461998
>>534462220
me2, fuck dad gamers who just want to "chill and get loot", they can play Wrath for that.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:38 PM
No.534462015
This is the famed "5 minute to fix" custom content issue that is not supposed to be an issue at all.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:39 PM
No.534462017
>>534461876
Oh they COULD play if they just got off their fat asses AND RAN TO THE TRAIN TO STORMWIND AND LEVEL THERE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:42 PM
No.534462023
>>534462312
the tards constantly begging for registration to open piss me off sm. u were late, server can't even handle the current interest and you want them to open the border? get your fat ass elsewhere
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:55 PM
No.534462048
>>534461986
i enjoy this thread doe
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:55 PM
No.534462049
>>534461249
the second point is throwing me arent you supposed to have shit gear leveling until you get in some dungeons?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:17 PM
No.534462096
>>534461986
FUCK YOU LET ME IN!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:29 PM
No.534462115
>>534461653
Sounds great to me
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:41 PM
No.534462138
>>534461985
actually needing cc in dungeons would be kino as fuck.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:43 PM
No.534462139
>>534461653
Post the webm of the retard running thru the new fire in DM, where he was half hp and ran from one side to the other then complained when he died from it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:44 PM
No.534462141
>>534461918
They probably rage quit and went to the pub
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:58 PM
No.534462171
>>534461653
>NOOO LEVELING DUNGEONS HAVE TO BE EASY EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE COMPLETELY OPTIONAL
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:08 PM
No.534462193
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:17 PM
No.534462220
>>534462560
>>534461998
>dad gamers
you have to go back
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:27 PM
No.534462242
>>534461979
werenβt all the NPCs floating and broken though?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:34 PM
No.534462265
>>534452845 (OP)
I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.534462290
Hanging here is a waste of time. I'll go back to turtle. I'll try epoch when it sorts its shit out and enable registration again. Bye.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:52 PM
No.534462312
>>534462023
it's not their fault that Facebook took too long to serve them ADs that interest them
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:53 PM
No.534462317
>>534461653
>be on the level of a tbc heroic
completely trivialized by blizzard and frost trap?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:53 PM
No.534462318
>>534461986
thanks for the (you) but im fine here.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:56 PM
No.534462323
Pochiesisters i dont feel so good
>>534462072
They're probably talking about people who genuinely have multiple level 15 greens and going into places like RFK or SM.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:20 PM
No.534462378
>>534462505
Why didnt they just announce that they plan to release new starting zones once they've been tested and launch the fucking working version of the game for now?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:25 PM
No.534462384
I know we get exp for doing WSG, but do we get less exp from losing then we do for winning?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:37 PM
No.534462406
>dwarf stairs missing
>the only one that can add them is the Kes tranny
>xe is getting pumped by his grindr date at the moment and can't do it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:41 PM
No.534462415
>>534460570
do you have gobo going more risque?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:42 PM
No.534462416
LEGGGOO!!!!
Can I get a couple (you)'s, feeling suicidal from this shitshow of a rerelaunch. thanks bros
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:21 PM
No.534462505
>>534462378
because epoch is a social experiment to test if the ((Maze)) works under stress
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:23 PM
No.534462508
>>534462072
according to kaytroon, you need to farm open world mobs until you're fully geared in bis greens before starting the first alliance dungeon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:34 PM
No.534462537
@534462437
do a flip faggot
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:46 PM
No.534462560
>>534462220
woa buddy, you are just too cool for school! do you have a list of approved /epog/ lingo and banned terminology?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:58 PM
No.534462592
>>534462829
>People here still trying to play even after witnessing two weeks of incompetence from the devs
You guys are better off just waiting another week until playing at this rate because these devs don't know what the fuck they're doing
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:08 PM
No.534462612
>>534462437
Just wait for Turtle we can play together yay yay
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:15 PM
No.534462623
>>534461917
I like heroic dungeons but unfortunately TBC started the end of dungeons being anything more than series of wide corridors
Of course Old Hillsbrad being in Azeroth is actually fun
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:16 PM
No.534462629
>>534462437
I got you bro, it's important we look after each other during these trying times.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:18 PM
No.534462635
>>534462734
>>534462437
Find joy in the fact that at some point it's going to work very smoothly. We just have to get past this torture. Could be hours, days maybe months, but at some point we will get the pure joy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:30 PM
No.534462654
>>534462437
send me your gold if you kys yourself bro
@Ross
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:56 PM
No.534462705
>>534461986
I enjoy nothing except buffing players I find in the open world while leveling and receiving "thank you"s
>>534462437
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:02 PM
No.534462714
>>534463050
>>534459481
it'll never be over
there are still thousands of addicts hyped for this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:11 PM
No.534462732
>>534461917
TBC heroics are great and fun. The issue with tuning early leveling dungeons around that difficulty is twofold:
1. Classes just don't have the tools yet at level 20
2. Having to be autistic about comp/getting decent players so your leveling dungeon isn't a wipefest is absolutely aids
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM
No.534462734
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:19 PM
No.534462749
>>534460939
i guess thats probably why they didnt tell anyone until it was too late
wonky server is one thing, but fucking with client mpqs without decent testing? yikes
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:42 PM
No.534462785
>>534462919
>>534462331
oh yeah I forget people play like that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:55:04 PM
No.534462829
>>534462592
At this point Iβm just here for the funny threads.
Might level a character when the servers can stay up for longer than 30 minutes but anyone planning on staying in Epoch long term is insane. These devs fucking suck.
We're all gonna look back on this in a week or so as a funny memory.
HOLY SHIT ITS UP
SLEEPY KAYTOTES SPEAKS TO MASSES
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:55:59 PM
No.534462919
>>534463029
>>534462785
>>534462331
so now i need prebis for fucking SM? what is this nazi germany?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:25 PM
No.534462971
>>534462853
Yeah because mazed fags will still be here being stringed along by incompetent devs lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:33 PM
No.534462989
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:37 PM
No.534463000
>>534464249
>>534462072
you should only have shit gear until level 25. be a class that can heal or tank. do dungeons. do dungeon quests. get blues. don't be a warlock, mage, hunter or rogue doomed to endlessly spam 3dps lf tank+heals. simple as.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:54 PM
No.534463028
>>534457687
post this plapmane again
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:54 PM
No.534463029
>>534462919
If you're unable to get level 30 greens you genuinely have a skill issue or exceedingly oblivious.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:03 PM
No.534463050
>>534462714
Its over for me thats the only meaningful metric
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:08 PM
No.534463064
>>534456968
I am gooning to you
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:18 PM
No.534463092
To apologize for yet another rocky launch weβre pleased to announce weβre working on new starting zones for each individual class/race combo
Look forward to it in 2027
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:25 PM
No.534463106
>>534463363
I don't even play WoW but I keep following these threads because the situation is that hilarious. Am I retarded?
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW UPDATE. I JUST GOT A VIRUS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:44 PM
No.534463148
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:59 PM
No.534463178
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:58:13 PM
No.534463206
>>534462853
people were saying the same thing in this thread like a 2 weeks ago LMAO
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:58:16 PM
No.534463214
FUCK KIKES
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:58:37 PM
No.534463250
Hi! I got some beers and wings and just got home excited to finally play Pochie. So how was the launch, guys? Are you having fun?
Anyone know this UI addon?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:59:18 PM
No.534463325
the fact that these niggers can't make a single fucking post after 2hours is WILD
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:59:25 PM
No.534463339
>>534462853
Yeah cuz Iβll be playing on Ambie while this shit is still fubarβd
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:59:39 PM
No.534463363
>>534463106
see you on gurubashi in a week
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:59:48 PM
No.534463382
stop posting warcraft women, I don't want to fap and miss the server opening
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:09 PM
No.534463420
>>534463297
I wish I still had my old crt monitor so I could play classic the way the devs intended
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:10 PM
No.534463424
>>534463123
wtf i downloaded the last update and mustard gas started coming out of my pc
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:12 PM
No.534463431
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:42 PM
No.534463485
>>534463754
If it takes over 2 hours to fix some stairs how the fuck is this server going to ever be consistent to play?
All these 2 weeks were about muh overloaded servers being addressed, and now they can't even correct simple object placement in a reasonable time?
Hot fucking damn what a joke, too bad this server has the best ideas like TBC class kits in Classic but had to be run by complete fucking buffoons
>server goes down "intentionally"
>say it will be back up after a patch
>patch comes
>30 minutes go by
>still no server
>"new content fixes are easily fixed and the crashes won't be a problem!"
Lmao. I'm betting they don't want to put the servers up now that EU is finally all home and Americans are now all awake considering it already hit 5400 players after 2 minutes with their "stealth launch"
These devs are the most incompetent retards I swear
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:01:46 PM
No.534463618
>>534463926
Stop being chuds this is a free small indie group project
>>534463393
what's the matter unc, can't get it up again?
>missed launch because I have to wage
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:08 PM
No.534463667
>>534463808
>>534463527
My guess is:
>They found the error
>Launched client fix
>Are frantically searching for other content that might have been affected before patching server and going live
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:14 PM
No.534463681
>>534463635
this fucking brat
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:22 PM
No.534463696
>>534463635
Imouto Prestor...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:30 PM
No.534463709
these people have wasted my time, no more. I'm deleting project epoch.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:33 PM
No.534463715
>5 years of jerking off and playing Overwatch
>2 weeks of any actual work
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:35 PM
No.534463719
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:38 PM
No.534463723
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:42 PM
No.534463735
>>534463635
Not him but I need to crank it some more
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:43 PM
No.534463737
>>534463635
pair her with lolimane
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:43 PM
No.534463739
>>534463640
>launch
oh no no no no
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:44 PM
No.534463741
>>534463635
correction needed now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:45 PM
No.534463745
>>534464454
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:47 PM
No.534463748
>>534463640
yeah you're really far behind now
you're fucked
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:02:52 PM
No.534463754
>>534464075
>>534463485
That's what happens when the dev team is just a bunch of "idea guys" and not actual programmers.
the RUN VERY FAST dwarf stole the Anvilmar stairs
the dev team are still trying to catch him, please wait warmly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:14 PM
No.534463808
>>534463527
>>534463667
they need to get that guy who makes the youtube videos where he runs fast across zones, he would be able to find any issues quickly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:23 PM
No.534463823
>>534463761
i knew that guy was bad news
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:42 PM
No.534463860
>>534463761
ok so epoch is just dead forever then
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:52 PM
No.534463879
>>534463635
>That massive fucking gate to the castle in the background
New Goldshire update???
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:57 PM
No.534463886
It's pretty difficult developing and hosting your own WoW server isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:18 PM
No.534463921
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:20 PM
No.534463926
>>534463618
that is my favorite cope so far after 5 years of advertising and pushing the server as competition for turtle. literally built a community where a part of them are turtle rejects who want to spam slurs in chat and then they are getting upset having to interact with those players
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:39 PM
No.534463957
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:49 PM
No.534463978
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:59 PM
No.534463995
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:05:43 PM
No.534464069
>>534463906
yes if your team consist of a
>retarded bongoloid
>some 16 year old zoomer
>a woman (allegedly)
>some rando on github
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:05:46 PM
No.534464075
>>534463754
And programmers generally have the worst ideas, we can never win it seems
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:06:58 PM
No.534464249
>>534463000
be warlock, mage or hunter and get 60 from kino soulful open world gaming instead of dealing with retards in dungeons
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:08:43 PM
No.534464454
>>534463745
wanting to have sex with kids is bad, mmmkay?
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 8:08:45 PM
No.534464459
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:09:15 PM
No.534464531
>>534463761
HEY GIVE US OUR STAIRS BACK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:13:11 PM
No.534465005
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:13:59 PM
No.534465116
>>534463393
time to summon some cunny for morale boost
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:15:52 PM
No.534465330
>>534463635
Using the railing to teach her
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:16:48 PM
No.534465437
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:16:50 PM
No.534465441
>>534464363
many doors, edboy
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:20:05 PM
No.534465825
The servers have been unfunctional for weeks, but this is the first time they've pumped out several patches in quick succession.
The new zones really fucked things up, didn't they?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:24:16 PM
No.534466323
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:27:52 PM
No.534466752
anyone able to help me with a tech problem? I am doing dev work on a WoW private server and I've been trying to rotate some stairs for two hours. really can't figure out how to do it in the editor. at a complete loss on this. Some people are waiting for me to fix this, they are getting a bit annoyed with me.
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/8/2025, 8:38:10 PM
No.534467979
LET ME IIIIIIIN
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:42:48 PM
No.534468548
>Logging in to game server
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:43:50 PM
No.534468685
devs got what they needed, pack it up