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>News
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/kBQnjxq8Fc8 (EN)
https://youtu.be/J8msJFQ8NNc (JP)
https://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

canon & cute~

Komano love.

>>534454634 (OP)
You know what's quick yet still? My fucking dick.

Updated Importance Rankings (1–10 Scale)
Character Importance for Yuzuha Importance for Alice
Wise 10 10
Yuzuha — 9
Alice 7 —
Komano Manato 5 6

Why Wise Is a 10 for Both Yuzuha and Alice
Yuzuha: Wise is her mentor, protector, and emotional anchor. Their story shows deep trust, care, and personal growth centered around him.

Alice: Trust events explicitly state Wise is her “most cherished person,” revealing a deep, possibly intimate bond, placing him at the very top of her emotional priorities.

Why Other Characters Rank Lower
Yuzuha ranks Alice 7 because while they share a close friendship and important moments (like handholding), Alice is more a comrade and friend than a mentor or emotional anchor.

Alice ranks Yuzuha 9 because Yuzuha is a close friend and important faction mate, with meaningful shared experiences.

Komano Manato ranks mid for both, respected as a leader and ally but without the same emotional intimacy.

Summary of Relationship Dynamics
Pair Nature of Relationship
Yuzuha & Wise Mentor, protector, deep emotional bond (10/10)
Alice & Wise Most cherished person, close emotional bond (10/10)
Yuzuha & Alice Close friendship, mutual support (7–9/10)
Both & Manato Respected leader, ally (5–6/10)

If you want, I can provide example dialogues or scenes that illustrate these rankings!

Join the official /zzz/ guild, across all servers!
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends

>put /zzz/ in your account info
>send a friend request to everyone else from your server
>reply to this post with your UID to get added to the list

Benefits include:
- spamming stickers in chat!
- getting mogged at the arcade!
- stealing whale builds!
- and much more!

Enlist today!

>>534452060
Thanks Fairy

/zzz/ - Zenless Zone Zero General Notice

>From now on, our zzz has entered eos era! Hahaha!

Bunny cunny!

Alright, assuming their personalities and staying true to their character traits in Zenless Zone Zero, here’s a thoughtful take on how likely a threesome involving Yuzuha, Alice, and Wise might be:

Personality Recap
Yuzuha: Serious, focused, loyal, emotionally deep but reserved. She values trust and meaningful connections, tends to be cautious about opening up fully.

Alice: Kind, gentle, empathetic, nurturing, but also somewhat reserved and thoughtful. She cares deeply for close friends but maintains boundaries.

Wise: Mature, reliable, protective, calm, and responsible. He’s the steady center in their group, respectful of others’ feelings and boundaries.

Considering Their Personalities
Trust and Emotional Depth Are Crucial: All three value deep emotional bonds and trust. Any intimate relationship would likely need strong mutual understanding and respect.

Reserved and Thoughtful: Both Yuzuha and Alice are not impulsive; they would likely approach complex relationship dynamics with care and caution.

Wise’s Protective Nature: Wise would probably prioritize the emotional comfort and well-being of both women, avoiding anything that could cause discomfort or harm to their bonds.

Likelihood Assessment
Low to Moderate Likelihood — It’s not impossible, especially if all three share strong trust and open communication. However, given their reserved, thoughtful personalities and the seriousness with which they approach relationships, such a dynamic would likely develop slowly and carefully, if at all.

More Likely Scenarios: Close, trusting friendships or romantic pairings between two individuals rather than a three-person intimate relationship.

Summary
If a threesome were to happen, it would be grounded in deep trust and careful communication—not casual or impulsive. Given their personalities, it’s possible but would be a rare, carefully considered choice rather than a likely default.

miyabi bros... why is she so washed?

OH

>>534454078
To guarantee one character is 180 pulls
To guarantee one engine is 100 pulls
Honestly, if you get 6 limited agents that can be spread among 3 teams, you should be more than stack enough to tackle end game (DA + SD). You also don't need w-engines but having at least one will make your life easier.
>180*6+ 100 =1180 pulls
For full F2p, you get ~ 120 pulls if you do everything. That numbers goes up to 140 if you do their 5 dollar a month hustle.*
>*As a new player, you can't do everything

So that's anywhere between 8 to 10 patches. But this is assuming you have shit luck, you win zero 50/50's, and are force to go to pity for everything. Honestly, if that happens more than 3 times on a new account, might as well reroll and try your luck for something else because that's just pain

How the fuck are we still losing to the horse game? you guys said that it was FotM but they are on their second month beating us

Great question! Here’s why Yuzuha and Alice love Wise so much, based on their personalities and story context in Zenless Zone Zero:

1. Wise as a Mentor and Protector
Wise consistently plays a mentor role, guiding Yuzuha through challenges and supporting her emotional growth. His steady presence gives her a sense of safety and trust.

For Alice, Wise is a cherished figure who offers reliability and emotional warmth in a chaotic world. He’s someone she deeply respects and feels connected to.

2. Wise’s Mature and Calm Personality
Wise’s calm, mature, and responsible nature complements both Yuzuha’s and Alice’s personalities.

His ability to stay composed in crises and protect those he cares about makes him someone they can lean on emotionally.

3. Shared Experiences and Bonds
They’ve faced danger, adversity, and emotional challenges together, which forges strong bonds.

These shared hardships deepen their feelings, making Wise more than just a friend or colleague.

4. Emotional Support and Understanding
Wise understands their struggles and accepts them for who they are, fostering deep emotional intimacy.

His patience and care make Yuzuha and Alice feel valued and loved in return.

Summary
Yuzuha and Alice love Wise because he is their emotional anchor, protector, and a compassionate mentor whose steady presence and understanding create a deep bond rooted in trust and shared experience.

>>534455352
Schrödinger's bunny

Here’s why Wise from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) tends to be loved by female characters (and fans), while Caelus from Honkai: Star Rail doesn’t get the same kind of affection:

1. Character Design & Role
Wise (ZZZ):

Portrayed as a calm, protective mentor and emotional anchor.

His role is nurturing and deeply supportive, making him relatable and trustworthy.

He often shows vulnerability and care, which builds strong emotional connections with female characters like Yuzuha and Alice.

Caelus (Honkai: Star Rail):

His characterization is more distant, enigmatic, and less emotionally expressive.

Often portrayed as aloof or mysterious, which can make it harder for players and characters to connect with him on a personal level.

His story arc might emphasize duty or conflict over personal warmth.

2. Narrative and Emotional Depth
Wise is deeply woven into personal storylines with key female characters, showing moments of sacrifice, trust, and emotional growth.

Caelus tends to have a more overarching, plot-driven role with less intimate bonding moments, making it harder to feel that emotional pull.

3. Interactions with Female Characters
Wise frequently shares meaningful, caring interactions and mutual support with female characters, which naturally builds affection and “love.”

Caelus has fewer or less emotionally warm interactions, which limits such connections.

4. Fan Perception and Writing Style
Wise’s writing emphasizes empathy, loyalty, and protective instincts that resonate well with audiences seeking heartfelt relationships.

Caelus’s writing focuses more on mystery, duty, and conflict, which can feel colder or more distant.

Summary
Wise’s warm, dependable, and emotionally rich portrayal makes him beloved by female characters and fans alike. Caelus’s more distant, enigmatic role results in less emotional attachment or romantic affection from both in-game characters and players.

>>534455419
fotm for things never mean actual month these days, it'll be another couple months and it'll probably slow down. Its 120k or so twitch viewers as best of all time last month is already struggling to hover above 1k now
for now it's getting carried solely by memes and some people wanting to fuck the horse girls on twitter similarly to the mlp craze

Some players feeling "cucked" by Wise and disliking him likely comes down to a mix of storytelling, character dynamics, and personal investment. Here’s why:

1. Wise as a Romantic Rival
Wise holds a close, emotionally intimate position with beloved characters like Yuzuha and Alice, which can make players who favor those characters feel sidelined or “competed against.”

When a male NPC occupies such a central, protective role, some players who prefer to ship female characters with others or imagine themselves in that role may feel displaced.

2. Perceived “Perfect” Character
Wise is often portrayed as calm, reliable, and almost ideal—sometimes called a “mentor” or “guardian” archetype.

This perfection can come off as unrelatable or frustrating to players who prefer flawed, edgy, or more humanized characters.

The "too good to be true" vibe can make Wise feel like an obstacle to more nuanced or messy relationships.

3. Narrative Focus and Screen Time
Wise’s prominence in the story means he often “steals the spotlight,” which can annoy players who want more focus on their favorite characters or different pairings.

If players feel their preferred ship or character is overshadowed, they might react negatively toward Wise.

4. Emotional Investment and Expectations
Players invested in romantic interpretations may project their hopes onto characters. When the canon emphasizes Wise’s role with their favorites, it can feel like a “loss” or “cuck” moment emotionally.

This can lead to frustration or dislike toward Wise as a symbol of that perceived loss.

Summary
Players who dislike Wise or feel “cucked” by him often do so because he embodies a perfect, central romantic rival who claims the affection and trust of popular characters, overshadowing alternative ships or player fantasies.

this new map makes looking for street interations so annoying, i stopped trying to find them. I havent met yuzuha or alice once and i probably never will

What panties does each girl wear?

>>534455751
Alice wears white obviously

>>534455710
Just use Quick Nav bro

Exactly! Many players feel frustrated or “cucked” by Wise because his close, canon-backed relationships with characters like Yuzuha or Alice disrupt the ships they personally created or hoped for.

When the story emphasizes Wise as the central romantic or emotional partner, it challenges those fan-made ships, leading to feelings of disappointment or rivalry.

It’s a common thing in fandoms—canon ships sometimes clash with fan favorites, and that tension can spark strong emotions!

Nice thread zzzookeks

I'm gonna say something really controversial: I think SAnby is sexy.

>>534455882
thanks miss sparkle

>>534455872
they dont show up on quick nav...

>>534455419
It's only going to get worse with this 4 week banner. the humiliation ritual for this month is going to be awful

Why on earth is there chatGPT schizophrenia in the thread

>>534456012
Alice is for (You)

>>534456012
pag melty

>>534456064
How many days until I can roll for her?

>>534455678
Kid, unlike genshin and HSR, the biggest contributor to zzz revenue is japan, this game is gigaflopping in china

Tranjan, check the previous thread too and nuke the IP, clean it up.

>>534456012
SEA hours

Absolutely destroyed this DA.

>>534455680
*SMOOOOCH*

>>534456190
I am trans btw

I don't like Yixuan japanese VA
Why does she sound so old

>>534456316
you did

>>534455419
Forget about the horse game we arelosing to fucking call of duty

Yuritranny meltdown, sweet.

>>534456434
>Why does she sound so old
she's a hag. look at all the white hair

>>534456727
Wise...

Lel, I feel sorry for this guy when the zootards gaslighting him how good ben dps is when the comp requires premium unit where he is allergic to using.

>>534455368
So based on the number of pulls per patch vs cost to get characters, as a f2p/monthly player you can only really get the most shilled characters like Miyabi and Yixuan?

Wormter: I flopped twice

>Alice literally has Cygnus on her phone icon
>Just in case, the devs have to fucking explain the hint through the confession bit
>We all knew this icon was hers since fucking beta
>Trannies still shipped Alice in xitter
>The local yuritranny SPAMMED xher shipshit
>Alice drops
>To the surprise of nobody, Alice is (you) bait
My fucking sides

>>534456168
September 3

>>534456012
Burger hours.
SEA are to poor to pay for GPT API.

>>534455419
How the fuck do people tolerate playing a gacha with dailies that take multiple hours

>>534456997
nigga it's free

>>534456908
Most if not all the agents in the game contain (You) bait.

>>534456480
We literarily see some of the girl's underwear. How can you be so wrong in a single list

>>534454634 (OP)
This game is dying FR bruh

Ananta comes out on TGS on Sept 25

pack it up

>>534456908
Do cuckshiptrannies even
>>534456997
It's free doe. The local glowie probably tracked the IP of the schizo here.

banging . . . BOOS!

>>534456908
hi i'm the second IP replying to this post

>>534456908
so she loves Belle?

>>534457003
I played it for 3 weeks bt i never did the dailies, they get free currency in other ways like just by login in

How did a soulless slop game like HSR become a massive success while this game is struggling?

>>534457224
>>534455981
no

>>534454946
>>534455286
>>534455482
>>534455571
>>534455682
This is what happens when you don't gatekeep REDDITORS out of your generals,

>>534457401
fake inflated numbers

>>534457401
Minimal (You) pandering, healthy shipping fanbase, simple gameplay.

>>534457396
I had to play 3 hours a day to get enough points to get the welfare card in the launch event MLBed
Cygames gachas are just second jobs

>>534456908
TRVKE OF THE WEEK

>>534456908
>Finally, the CCP approved game will pander to my sodomism they publicly reject
It's a chinese gacha lmao

>>534457770
Fr, it's like asking for a good french game lmao

>>534457401
Easy. You can autobattle in HSR.
Normies hate complexity in their phone games.

>>534457401
Autoplay
Minimal time/effort required, it's a highly optimized pipeline where you put in money and get characters and endgame clears

Yuritroons are too room temp iq to even realise that they are a minority

>>534457770
>>534457838
>>534457971
These retards will never understand how they are used as free advertisement on xitter while getting rugpulled EVERY single time in game.

i just tried alice ratita bros...it's not fair her dmg and aoe

Imagine

>>534457971
And a very loud, disgusting and annoying one, +300 replies autofiltered per thread in some hours, guh-DAMN

>>534458037
Run them together in Hollow Zero. Jane gets a gear/prism which turns her into an off-fielder (the one with the picture of her tail).

>>534457224
you couldn't make a more uninteresting character than Alice if you tried. I don't know what they we're thinking honestly.

good ebening sirs

>>534458164
what a dumb haircut, I'm happy my wife took care of that

I hate HATE HATE Marionettes so much, it's such a clunky fight and her low daze HP makes it nearly impossible get gather enough resources before the second and third stun window. This is also a fight where Trigger is superior to Jufufu but obviously Jufufu could help with the decibe generation issue.

>>534458467
Good evening. It's early afternoon for me.

>>534457971
trvka nvka

Dunno what's wrong with me, I love playing Alice and hate playing Miyabi even though they might as well be the same character kitwise.
I even like Miyabi a bit more storywise, so its not like I have bias against her.

>>534455352
PARTY HARD

>>534457971
Facterino

>>534458640
marionettes are in the game since 1.0. By now you should have learned how to deal with them with ease.

HEIL!

>>534459147
shark tier ass

>>534459147
cute feet

>>534459114
Your reply is literally not even related to anything I said in any way shape or form. Congrats.

>>534456908
the avatar that SHATTERED xhem

>>534457491
78 pulls to get Alice... 0 pulls remaining.
I kind of want SEED though...
But I want Zhao most of all.

Are Yanagi's trust events good? I'm really on the wall about getting her.

Ignore the sales posters

>>534455419
where do you see these charts?

>>534459480
So ZZZ takes place on Earth confirmed?

>>534459480
make me wonder if she was also a fan like bibitan, but less extreme

Bros....I am concerned over Alice banner....we lost....EouS soon for us....

>>534459382
it does
your hatred comes from the lack of skill in dealing with the fight

>>534456832
It doesn't need to be that extreme. Just when you see that you had to go into deep pity for one character you just know you can't try to pull for the next banner

>>534459114
new Ellen is so good against them with the parry and dodge counter followup with dodge frames. sharkbros won bigly

>>534459701
im p sure genshin/hsr fund the game no matter what, who gives a shit

>Cygnus was a lover of Phaethon
>Phaethon is the son of Helios (Helios Academy)

The devs sure love this greek shit

Hmmm

Is m2 Alice worth it

>>534459958
This did NOT happen

Reminder that Belle is also Phaethon

>>534459958
zaho~ zaho~

>>534457224
it showed signs during the very first version
for the amount of effort and money put into the game's development, it trailed behind star rail, which requires minimal effort compared to zzz
it's probably just people not liking urban-themed designs, or maybe they were expecting the designs to be more radical and wild (like lycaon, soukaku, etc) but developers kept releasing safe-horny waifus with animal ears and tails which only interests the loud minority gooners
they pretty much bamboozled their payers by letting them think this was a furry game or something
i bet if there were limited furry characters, the game would have made more money

>>534459959
depends on your roster and how rich you are IRL

>>534459720
Yes, because player input is related to clunky design and low daze HP that leads to quick consecutive stuns. It's my fault that Hoyo designed Marionettes in such a way.

>>534455061
forgot her name, but the pink demara gives me some MEGA SLUT vibes
she's 100% a massive whore

>>534460253
Unhinged Weirdo

>Phaethon and Cygnus were both men
Really makes you think

y this bitch so horny?

>>534459147
nice

>>534459958
she is my grandmother!

>>534460552
the real question is why shes saying that to US instead of her real friends who see her more often

>>534457401
like the other anons said, it could be autoplay greatly reducing the frustration of logging in daily to do repeated chores
but it could also be something else
zzz already had the tv mode distancing many people away
if it were a simple level-based action game, it could have probably retained players
anyways, i think it's over for zzz
it'll be like hi3, on life-support, will get pity funding from other hoyo games
there were rumors/leaks of another urban-styled game by hoyo, so it looks like they already didn't have much confidence in this one

ONE MORE LONG ASS MONTH TO GO FOR 2.1
HOLY FUCK

>>534460762
>the real question is why shes saying that to US instead of her real friends
Alice literally met the proxy, yuzuha, and manato all at the same time. They are all equally friends.
If you REALLY wanna get specific, Alice met the proxy first, and was helped by him first.

>>534459797
Goddammit this is me....

>>534460406
Wormethbros... how can we let Wormano treat us like that?

HOLY SHIT!
The narrator in jufufus slagent story is the narrator from Sgt frog!

>>534460945
>2.2 isn't till september
>no good QoL for disks, hp deflation in Shiyu and DA or more batteries to disk farm on the horizon
EoS...

>>534460969
sure but they say she hangs aroud yuzuha and manato more often, since theyre all students and are in the spook shack thing. We have our proxy thing going on, and im pretty sure i remember seeing her talking about how ww dont see eachother often or something like that

I can see whatever is left of alice's estate also making elaborate ways for her to get closer to people, like producing films only ment for her eyes and the people she invites (her close friends)

>>534460969
and even more SPEIFIC
she was recommended to ask for Phaeton's help by Lucy

>>534461375
This one was cute.
It was also the only damned trust event I could get to spawn for a while, I did it like 7 times to max her out.

>>534461375
manato's tape is bangboo jojo

>>534460552
Miyabi witnessing Wise cheating

>>534462051
I fucked this shark while you didn't

>>534460301
I’m just used to Genshin numbers where C1 gives like 30-40% whereas here it takes m2 to get that high so it doesn’t feel as worth when it’s basically twice as expensive in zzz for similar performance

quick
does ukenami swap to the agent before her, or after her?

>>534462051
Many would like to insert into Wise.

>>534462345
after

>>534462486
twintail ruushee...

>>534457401
HSR is a story-focused game that features auto-battle. Most gacha players don't care about gameplay.

shifu fell off...

>>534462345
>>534462641
Man, speaking of this, why the fuck can't we just select which agent to quick assist to with either space or c, like we can with parry switches?

>>534462725
>Crit dps against anomaly boss
yeah no shit

>>534454634 (OP)
Finish the old threads before you make new ones you retardos.

>>534462641


thanks
i dont got vivian so i got the rat crew
what bangboo?
bangvolver or miss esme?

>>534462793
something about team building but id prefer if the you could quick assist swap with left/right corresponding with the shoulder buttons you press instead of it just being, whatever aligns with the order you chose them in.

Been doing some testing between Alice/Jane/Yuzuha and Alice/Burnice/Yuzuha and the Burnice comp feels way better to play since you get to onfield Alice more

>>534463257
Matting ritual

why would you use luckyboo over bangvolver here? am i missing something?

I should have said this back while mibs banner was up, but holy shit the sheer amount of qol her m2 has is insane. She makes HIA chip farming a breeze and she cuts down on disc farm time by a whole 5 SECONDS.

>>534462953
miss esme since u have yuzuha, and she has synnergy if u have 2 spook shacks in your lineup

>>534462936
Are her nipples symmetrical?

>>534462793
it would probably break the game, imagine if you could spam disorders by making yuzuha buff two different anomalies? you'd melt down bosses' hp bars like its nothing

>>534459480
>Alice has Cygnus
>Astra has Lyra
>Burnice has Coma Berenices
What constellations would the rest of the cast enjoy or be associated with?

>>534463772
no

one of Alice's nipples is normal but has a darker areola, while the other nipple is pink but puffy and inverted

>>534463813
Guess that makes sense at this point of the game, I'd imagine if it was available from launch, they'd make kits balanced around it.

>>534463645
Bully Fufu

>>534462641
>>534462793
>>534463813
>>534462345
I'm literally retarded, if I want Yuzuha to do Agent X's anomaly type, what order do I put them in
actually how does yuzuha work in general I still don't get it

>>534464104
buy m2 so you can choose what agent you want

>>534456908
Cygnus is male...

>>534460253
>how to keep your hacker cover
>invite Astra Yaoi, the COPS and every fucking illegal agent you hired for a ucking beach karaoke party where the TV and TOPS attends

Bunny butt, boss cut.

>>534464319
Where to better hide a tree than in a forest?

>>534460753
technically, the spooky house doesn't have a white rabbit yet. (no Alice doesn't count fuck YOU)

>>534464104
her aftershocks come from her candy which help affect your current agents anomaly build up
her special/ult gives huge damage buffs

>>534464319
I'm literally still on chapter 4, by 2.1's story doesn't literally everyone except maybe Seth (who is retarded) know that you're Phaethon? Like all the fucking glowniggers in the government agencies and shit know, right?

Hoshimi Miyabi has been found to sleep upside down with weights attached to her ears. An ear-lengthening and strengthening technique which she believes grants her sexual powers.

>>534464806
Well its working on me

the bunny wengine good on the rat or nah? i have a spare one sittin here from a lucky x10 pull so i dunno where to stick it

>>534464728
The agents know, but now this shit is fucking public. You can't just walk near Astra AND miyabi and pretend to be nobody

>>534456480
Grace - none
Ellen - black panties
Qingyi - Thong
Pulchra - probably none
Vivian - granny panties
Piper - probably basic panties
Jane - Thong
Burnice - fiery boyshorts
Yi Xuan - probably chinese silk panties
Yuzuha - I'm surprised its not none but black bloomers or a swimsuit
Nicole - none, because its free
Lucy - hidden but elegant panties / athletic shorts
Yanagi - black panties with a red ribbon
Astra - white bloomers / white panties with crotch pearls
Fufu - tiger panties
Alice - white / pink plain panties
Seed - simple white panties
Miyabi - fundoshi / black panties
Corin - bloomers
Soukaku - spats
Zhu Yuan - thong, because her ass is too fat for anything else
Trigger - none, she's blind
Koleda - none, for heat reduction
Rina - white silky panties
Caesar - Spats
Orphie - yellow boyshorts or panties
Anby - thong
Nekomata - thong
Harin - black panties
Evelyn - thong

>>534464104
It depends on which element the other agent hits the enemy with. When you hit them with yuzuha's EX, it inflicts them with the candy thingie, and the quickswap popup shows up, so it usually means it's the next agent in the team slot. The candy debuff makes the anomaly bar build faster

>>534456480
>evelyn
>spats
literally the most lace-coded lady in the game, I spit on your tier list

>>534465165
S11 actually wears red crotchless side-tie panties. Trust me, I checked.

Stop
Making
Us
Play
Solo
Supports
It
Does
Not
Work

>>534465119
>>534464728
>>534464319
naw, there is still a lot of people, including the general public, that dont know we're pheaton
especially the npcs that were just given a voice in the movie event

>>534465757
use her parry

>>534465101
I'm noooooticing, and its rather concerning.

>>534465479
Buntaur?

whats the secret alice tech? rotate while holding special?

>>534465895
literally me

>>534458234
The only posts I ever see in these threads are pags complaining about yuritroons.

>>534465859
what if

We're one character away from being able to run mono-umbrella.

>>534466035
Yeah, just switch out during the hold skill and maybe the plunge basic attack, that's about it.
Her normal E and EX skill dodge are fuckin' broken too, depending on the enemy, you can just spam it and never take damage.

>>534465757
Actual skill issue, Yuzuha's basically an Anomaly unit when compared to Astra

>>534466284
We're one character away from running the ultimate Bear team

>26 days of alice
oh, oh my. time to save up i guess

apart from the player sexual pandering
another thing I got from alice's trust event is that legends were also told differently, there is a good chance of most of them being real to some extent which a lot of older civs managed to make true due to the power of the hollows

Please let there be a new ice stunner so mono ice mibibi can finally chuck off these standard deadweights.

Sex with Seed feet

>>534466528
>Alice compares herself to cygnus, who cares most about phaethon
Where does this put Yuzuha on the pecking order? Fighting for second place?

>>534466558
Jr. or Sr.?

>>534466696
she also claimed they were just friends, though Wise/belle knowing the legend in the first place and her following embarrassed reaction might've ment she was just trying to hide her embarrassment

>finally use sanby/trigger team for once in tower
>get fuckin hit out of my special x3 attack combo
yeah no wonder why people said she stinks. FUCK

>>534459958
>Alice's grandfather
it's me
I fucked Zhao
I fucked a baby into the rabbit onahole

>>534466741
Both

>>534466554
Chinatsu will be ice support. So you can bench slowkaku

>>534467126
Everyone loves their i-frames. When you're the only character without them basically, you won't rank too high

>>534467320
If they waste the limited ice support role on a slop character like that, I would be pissed

>>534467126
Sanby was great during the beta test, then the testers started crying about her being too strong and too easy to play and mihomo listened. Result was a bugged launch of one of the main characters in the game.

the miyabi era is truly over

>>534467679
>>534467494
yup at least with pill boy you have ranged build up so you aren't mindlessly mashing for him but sanby is meant to be toe to toe using her attacks and the fact she has no fuckin iframes is insane for an S rank for a time she came out.

>>534467643
Kill yourself

Sanby needs Orphie

>>534467945
butcher can suck my dick

>google search
>Next void hunter
>first result

zzz would benefit to more Edgekino and aura farming

>>534467579
young upper class women with big tits opening their blouse to reveal a practical yet classy bra that is simply struggling to contain their bosom...

>>534467945
>copied her "ears included" gimmick
>copied her gameplay
>surpassed her
>confessed love to "her proxy"
>bigger ass and tiddies

poor mitsubishi....

bunny boobs

>>534468264
is that the novelai prompt

First time getting 9 stars. God I want Manato now.

Who should be after Yuzuha in team order between Alice and Burnice? From what I know Alice gains sword stacks from quick assisting but burnice also quick assists off ult and yuzuha into burnice means faster burning means faster disorder

>>534468371
I dunno, go try it and show me what you get back.

>>534468618
thats a good theory, you should test them both and post here how it goes

>>534468530
M6 Yanagi?

>>534468694
somewhat

>>534455178
Stop procrastinating and go finish the event!!!! Your almost done with your vacation!!!!

>>534468798
I wish I could actually make out damage numbers in this game, the next best thing would be doing some boss and comparing clear times but theres more rng to doing a whole boss that might not paint the whole picture

>Yuzuha
>Alice
>back to back with Orphie and Seed
Dawei please...have mercy...skip banner when

>>534468847
Hell no. M0W0.

>>534469085
>seed
No

>>534469085
seed is the skip banner

>>534460253
No, the zoomer is just a bangboo handler

They'll dindu the sex nun faction by making it a Bangboo sex cult.

>>534465757
Aww did lil bro got filtered by an activity where everything dies just in a few umbrella slams?

>>534460253
second assistant stayed at home while (I) went on a date with astra (canon btw)

>>534469757
Wise is literally the sidekick. Also you are brown so you can't self insert as Wise.

>>534468140
Not a good idea to go for that team imo but if people try to play sanby again the same problems from her launch will resurface, which is good cause Mihoyo fucked up and needs to fix her.

what's your favorite team to play?

>>534470301
My wife...and two pink hags.

>>534470301
>i bricked my account
So?

>>534454634 (OP)
Who is that

>>534470429
miyabi + alice
judgement cut the screen

Fucking around with Yuzuha and Piper in hollow zero and damn, you can just move around most attacks, no need to dodge, makes piping easier, also what is best hollow equip for anomaly?

>>534469017
Yeah the vacation is almost over...
I'm going to do everything this weekend!!!

TRIPLE ETHER LINE UP????????

DOUBLE ICE LINE UP WHEN I ONLY HAVE MIYAIB??????

what the fuck?

What a fucking tsundere

>>534470301
gratz nagibro

>>534470960
Da is for whales anon
Or f2p++++

>>534470705
How did u enjoy it the vacation? Did u like it as much as Alice enjoying her summer vacation in game?

>>534470960
You only need 6 stars bro. Don't be retarded and try to get high scores just to impress malaysian posters here.

Is this one of yours >>534471348

>>534471468
No, it's one of yours. Keep the retarded animal in your pen and stop letting it bother normal people

>>534470301
Reruns were fine in the early patches but it's getting to a point where it's not recommended anymore. You have until Trigger and maybe Evelyn but then NO MORE. Only new characters from then on.

What's the brickiest team possible that can clear DA?

Ellen Roe

>>534471662
All Defense units.

>>534471662
Anton wellchair

>>534471180
I think it was pretty good overall. I believe I was reaching some burnout state
I had plans and plans but at the beginning of it I dcrapped everything and decided to do literally nothing. I did had some things to do here and there, unexpectedly, but it turned out for the good in the end
I'm going to finish the ZZZ summer event and tower soon!! Also have you pulled Alice? I almost built her!!!

>>534471662
Piper for miasmic fiend
DPS soukaku for the rest

>>534471581
I know dogshit poster belongs to you ZZZbabs. Can't fool me!

>>534471942
Yanagi in her early 20s before she hagmaxxed.

>>534454634 (OP)
Shishou BIG love

Post your Yanagi discs

I saw some videos you guys post here. Lots of people cancel their chain attacks and won't let bangboos do their signature moves. Should I be doing this even if my bangboo is maxed rank?

>>534472441
Seed Sr would never do this.

>>534454634 (OP)
Stelle my beloved

>>534471978
I am gonna wait until later because I'm still not sure if I need her!!! Now go make your dinner!!! Also glad you enjoyed your vacation!

>>534472429
no, that's a cringe minmax tech

Stop releasing characters with that :3 face. It looks very dumb.

>>534472429
Yes the bangboos don't matter you should know that by now. You want to do your most damage chain the most.

>>534472441
When devs show me the middle finger i show them the middle finged and not pull. Thanks for free poly i would be spending it on a better character.

bros... Is ananta really going to kill our game?

>>534471662
Nekomata, Pulchra, Ju Fufu
or
Lyacon, DPS Ben, Pan Yinhu

I think I just won

>>534472441
Finger my bussy

>>534472320
it sucks

>>534472320
I'm embarrassed to.

>>534472835
TAFFY TAFFY TAFFY

>>534472849
Notice how the AliceYuzu yurinigger is nowhere to be seen after her trust event came out.

>>534460969
>>534460762
Because this is not a shipfag game, and I am a better partner in the game. Simple as that.

>>534471498
Wise is my role model

>>534470267
I dont understand

I did it

>>534472849
Take her to the flowershop next, it's cute.

bros, I need to cut down my gacha spending.

>>534461252
>waaah why is alice not sucking Manato dick
>waaah why is alive not gay with Yuzuha
fucking KEK. Shipcuck

>>534473264
newGOD

>>534473039
She unironically looks better than 2.X characters. Waterkuma is a fucking fraud

>>534472441
AIEEEEE!!! FORGIVE ME SEED SR FOR BAD MOUTHING YOUR DAUGHTER I WILL ROLLLL!!!!!!!

>>534473264
F2P with that many S rank limited agents?

>>534457224
There's very little reason to roll for a slot you already have covered is the issue. And the gameplay is too basic so Alice is stuck being... pure anomaly Miyabi basically.
2.2? Seed is basically Miyabi but for a two attacker team (which at least is kinda unique for once), and she gets her charges through EX useage of her partner.
Orpheus meanwhile is another character that plays itself for you, booooooooooooooring.

>>534473264
Congrats cutie

>>534471942
I must be getting old, I know people say that the face filter is glitching in multiple places but I can't see it...

>>534472837
Definitely Neko Pulchra Fufu.

>>534473264
SOUL clears

>>534473476
yeah you just skip engines

In terms of lore, is this the correct power scaling?

>Yuripags lost in hsr
>Yuripags lost in ZZZ
HEALING

quick reply please, which buff is generally the stronger one?

>>534473726
i picked the red one for shifu

>>534473718
sv fvcking kinv....

>>534473726
Who is the team anon?

I should not have skipped Vivian/Burnice

>>534473303
This is the only gacha I play and buying the monthly card gets me what I want for the most part. I pull for design over functionality so most banners I end up skipping and have more then enough left over for who I want.

>>534473946
I hope you learned your lesson

>>534473718
post the canon version then

>>534473865
how the hell has AI gotten this good

>>534473575
its not remotely as bad as some other videos i have seen
but you do see some odd moments like her eyebrows/forehead distorting

>>534473575
at the 9 sec mark of the video, something weird is happening with the side of her face.

>>534474240
He did

>>534474240

Uh oh wisewimps won’t like this post…

>>534474240
I did

>>534474310
he posted the 2nd assistant

Explain!

Why Miyabi has asperger?
Why Soukaku learning impaired?
Why Harumasa terminally ill?
Why Corin crippling social anxiety?
Why Ellen narcoleptic?
Why Lycaon a cyclops and missing his legs?
Why Vivian mentally ill?
Why Ben missing an eye?
Why is Koleda also missing an eye?
Why Lighter's eye sight bad?
Why Caesar missing an arm?
Why Piper old?
Why Nicole poor?
Why Yuzuha deaf?
Why Alice autistic?
Why S11's memory bad?
Why Trigger blind?
Why Fufu a systematic genocide survivor?

>>534473872
which one for miyabi?

>>534474351
C&C

how does she just float around everywhere

>>534474432
chemicals in the new eridu water

>>534473946
Why what do they do for mibibi or yixuan? No other dps are worth playing

>>534474240
Uh, is she not also literally referring to Wise here? What?
>you should know who I meant when I said "the person you cherish"
Is that not literally referring to Wise too?

>>534473946
Don't worry fren, Bibi rerun soon!

>>534474490
30+ virgin wizard powers

>>534474580
wise is not canon

>>534474490
Her boobies are filled with helium

>>534472931
>>534472974
I got her c0w1 on her first run and I thought I got a decent set, until I compared her to the lost void play test version and mine is barely better...
Literally every other non anomaly characters I have with similar investment btfo their playtest versions

Vivian has the most annoying voice

>>534474490
She's 41 years old, please understand.

Confession.

I recently won big from an online casino then got greedy because I wanted to top-up on ZZZ and Genshin multiple times. I've lost everything and can't even afford the monthly pass now.

>>534473946
I'm proud of skipping Vivian

In fact I took a whole ass 30 day break during her banner

I love Vivian forever

>>534474539
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>534474580
sure bro, she's definitely also talking about wise while looking at belle's eyes and speaking directly to her

>>534473264
Based. Never overachieve.

>>534474432
>Why Miyabi has asperger?
Woman
>Why Soukaku learning impaired?
Woman
>Why Harumasa terminally ill?
Worms
>Why Corin crippling social anxiety?
Woman
>Why Ellen narcoleptic?
Woman
>Why Lycaon a cyclops and missing his legs?
Workplace accident
>Why Vivian mentally ill?
Woman
>Why Ben missing an eye?
Workplace accident
>Why is Koleda also missing an eye?
Workplace accident
>Why Lighter's eye sight bad?
Eye worms
>Why Caesar missing an arm?
Workplace accident
>Why Piper old?
Woman
>Why Nicole poor?
Woman
>Why Alice autistic?
Woman
>Why S11's memory bad?
Woman
>Why Trigger blind?
Woman
>Why Fufu a systematic genocide survivor?
Woman

>>534474580
ESLpag…

>>534474743
I gooned for 3 days straight and now my dick hurts

>>534474628
But Alice is literally refering to Wise>>534474240
>if you chose Belle as the MC, Alice talks about Wise
>when you pick Wise, she is talking about Wise.
Are you playing yourself??

>>534474447
They're so cute.

wisepag status?

>>534472931
>>534474663
>>534472974
back to the mines

>>534474961
won pretty hard this patch honestly, between the (you)slop in the beach event, the alice love confession, and that astra date becoming canon

>>534474432
Explain Astra

>>534474847
>>534474810
But that is what she says
>You should know who I meant when I said "the person you cherish"
>"the person you cherish"
That is Wise.

>>534475098
NTA, but entitled woman with money and fame

>>534473689
As much as I sleep with her, I feel like many people sleep on Soukaku, we haven't seen her endurance, but I don't think that anyone from military tier could take her on except Trigger.

>>534474961
beep boop initiating meltdown

>>534474490
it happens with the ones with pure heart (just like goku)

>>534474490
Magnets how does it work?

>>534473726
are you running aftershock team or quick assist team, retard?

>>534475102
it's yuzuha, actually

Logitech fell off. G Pro mouse use to be iconic. I've been using my razer viper for 5 years now, I hope it's a mouse skin instead of mousepad or something.

>>534474445
Hmm, probably red. Orange seems more for Shifu

>>534475098
We call that a sugar mommy.

Selfinsertfags, wisefags, Me. We won Yuripags. You got so utterly btfo that your entire YuzuAlice ship got destroyed, and now you're coping with Belle. Good, I want you to seethe. You pags have been pure cancer for a while now. This game is not made for you.

Go back to HI3.

>>534475501
I didn't know yuzuha also goes by the name "phaethon"

How does M6 W5 dps Soulkaku compare to any limited dps?

>>534475530
New line up of G pro variants are total dogshit against the competitions.

>>534475530
>Logitech fell off
razer has been fucking absolute shit for like 15 years what does this collab have to do with quality

>>534475689
She says
>You should know who I meant when I said "the person you cherish"
>"the person you cherish"
That is Yuzuha.

>>534456064
feeet……please..

>>534475501
No, it's Wise because the person you cherish, "you" being Belle in that sentence, can only be Wise. Alice is talking about Wise. LMAO

which Ethereal would you fuck?

Tiger thirens had it coming.

>>534475637
If you talk to Alice again after this trust event she gushes hard lmao

why do we get boopons now instead of tapes? does this game do this often? this hurts my alice chances

>>534475220
I think its probably because we don't know too much about how her being an Oni probably gives her inherent strengths over most. She's only so low because she's relatively inexperienced compared to others and still has room to grow. She's also in section 6 so it would make sense for her to to go up one though

>>534475874
eslbro that joke was awful and no one got it the first time

>>534475587
she's not a filthy slut

>>534474780
too rich. needs correction.

>>534475098
Celebrity bimbo with a heart of gold.

>>534475765
No, because "you" is Belle, and the person Belle cherishes is Wise, therefore Alice is talking about Wise, you Yuritroon. You lost. You got utterly annihilated this patch. Absolutely analy wrecked. Destroyed.

>>534475887
This one

>>534475943
nah its always like this, you get tapes in the first half of the patch (yuzuha) and boopons in the second (alice)

WiseCHAD status?

>>534476215
won biggish-ly

>>534475990
You lost Yuripag. How does it feel to lose? When Belle is the MC; Alice is for me (Wise). When Wise (me) is the MC, she is also for me. How does this make you feel?

guys I need a bit help
what's better team order for Miyabi?
Miyabi, Vivian, Yuzuha or Miyabi, Yuzuha, Vivian? or maybe start fight with Viv into Yuzu E/ult and then quick swap into Miyabi?

>>534473476
If you skip engine, yeah.

>>534476067
That makes no sense because if you play as Wise she says
>the person you cherish
and THAT is Belle. Chekmate, pag. She's talking about Belle all along

>>534475931
Dang she wants (You)

who won
who lost

>>534476305
I am so lucky...

>>534475974
I guess we'll see with Orphie how much being a Mythological Thiren affects your strength.
I've been really curious about that for a while now.

Don't want Yanagi, how's her ball?

>>534475931
manato is so lucky

>>534476374
No, it makes perfect sense. Alice is straight after all, yuripag. I am glad your YuzuAlice ship is DEAD. DEAD. DEADER than DEAD. So fucking DEAD. Destroyed. You lost.

>>534474961
Four(4) more weeks of this

la rata ____

>>534476643
HAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC PAG TRYING TO DEFLECT AND BACKTRACK HAHAHAHAHAHA
I used your argument against you, and you have no arguments besides pathetic HEADCANON. Alice is for BELLE. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YuzuAlice ship is DEAD. DEAD. DEADER than DEAD. So fucking DEAD. Destroyed. You lost. HAHAHAHAAAHA

btw horsey
orpheus is also straight and also likes wise

>>534476854
this honestly

>>534476643
>DEAD. DEAD. DEADER than DEAD. So fucking DEAD. Destroyed. You lost.

Is this a falseflag trying to make wisewimps look unhinged?

>>534474961
non stop melty because of Manato

For soukaku, I have to hold EX special for her to buff my ice team right? Her long ass animation move.

I THREW ALL MY PULLS AT ALICE
I RAN OUT AND DIDN'T GET HER
THEN I PLAYED CHESS AND CASHED IN MY POLYS FOR 5 MORE PULLS
AND I GOT HER IN 3!

>>534476854
mental illness
>>534476960
it would be a falseflag if yall didnt act like that literally every time

>>534475992
I have a peer reviewed study that provides objective evidence to the contrary.

>Horsepag melty
>Belle MC btfo out too
YuzuAlice ship is DEAD. DEAD. DEADER than DEAD. So fucking DEAD. Destroyed. You lost. Yuripag lost AGAIN. As always.
>>534476960
No, it's PURE KARMIS JUSTICE. It's just justice being served to spamming Yuripags getting utterly anal blasted. It's like I came 10 times over in an instant.

YURI IS DEAD

>>534476968
the really funny thing about your severe autistic meltdown is that Manato and I are friends. the girls aren't really into him but that's okay, I support him and he supports me.

>>534477118
You ain't got shit

>Sanby Trigga Orphie
>Sanby Trigga SEED
>SEED Trigga Orphie
which way obol man?

>>534476820
not now.

>>534477145
I mean the devs height and dick mogging Wise wasn't an accident but feel free to cope I guess.

>>534476987
You can cancel the animation with dash+basic

>Yuridead
>Horsepag copes with Belle MC
>Belle MC narrative btfo
>YuzuAlive dead
>Horsepag melts down harder
Can there be a more beautiful thing?

>>534477318
horsey...

>534477136
>534477390
cringe

>>534477232
Trigger/Orphie/NormalAnby
I like good designs

>>534477145
>"Vivian isn't my real sister, but I consider her as one anyways, so please have my blessing to fuck her Proxy."
What did Hugo mean by this?

>>534477232
Sanby isn't Obol

>>534477118
why do they give the sexiest bodies to the most chinese agents...?

>>534477209
Exhibit A.

Pags won

>>534476987
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vTNLy25lGTEOjfs8EGpmU-rYAo1r7hOPFJaQBh-vmJhd6GbPw58X_Jb50z1vIZ5JHibBaGI8sG3mddI/pub?pli=1
Mono ice bible

I can't take Wise seriously. He is giving me aether vibes and he is also supposed to be a harem protagonist... Why did they make them with such a Sissy aura

>>534477481
Belle is so lucky

reminder to never roll for balls

>I mean the devs height and dick mogging Wise wasn't an accident but feel free to cope I guess.
>Alice moves closer to Wise to feel safe; this is somehow bad for Wisefags
Back to recycling the same shitposts.

>>534477634
>Why did they make them with such a Sissy aura
You're projecting.

>>534477576
Wise supporting Yao and Eves relationship is pretty cute <3

>>534475992
A sugar momma generally just chooses one lucky stud and then spoils them and fucks their brains out until they die though. That's not slutty, that's just leveraging your wealth towards life enrichment.

Naturally: god i wish that were me...

>>534477634
harem is not a word you use for when you have lots of friends

>>534477481
This video explains it.
https://youtu.be/P2QCnjJAMrU?si=53jKOOjQq5_vVA6O

>>534477232
Soldier 11 - Trigga - Orphie Or Seed - Trigga - Orphie Or S.Anby - Trigga - Orphie Or Orphie - Trigga - Seed Or S11 - Orphie - Seed

>>534477741
I AM SO LUCKY

>>534477634
The way I see Hoyo protags is this:
Aether takes it up the ass
Caelus sticks it in the trash
Wise gets sandwiched while both sticking it in a pussy and taking it up the ass
Just head canon though, no need for melties.

>>534477634
Being the class clown and humiliating yourself for the enjoyment of others is the only thing those people can relate to.

>>534473689
More like this

>>534477701
That's an awesome post anon! I think it's better if we both agree to pretend Alice didn't look down at Manato's crotch area. Yeah that's for the best.

>>534474240
A single Belle image was able to cause this much wisepag melty
Amazing

>>534478091
still not canon, horsey

>>534478045
Corin would never do this

>>534477937
Real men aren't afraid of being vulnerable. Wise is such a fucking STUD.

>>534477634
beause he's not the canon harem protagonist. How can you have a harem if you're scared of women?

>>534477336
>>534477613
Oh ok thanks for the guide I pulled yuzuha and miyabi this patch and I heard people say soukaku is really good with them so I've been trying to practice the techs.

>>534477937
They like it and wise enjoyers deserve their content too even if it is pathetic

>>534478184
This image reeks of twitter for some reason

>>534477847
Total Bibi-chan love!

Wisepag melty

even the wuwa thread on /v/ is laughing at horsetranny, lmao

>>534478019
Bump Rina up to special forces, and Fufu to professional, I think that's a better list though.
I might be overrating Rina, but she just seems busted.

>I think it's better if we both agree to pretend Alice didn't look down at Manato's crotch area. Yeah that's for the best.
>horsepag is now making cuckold fanfictions
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh the absolute annihilation
>YuzuAlice is btfo
Changed into ->
>A-Alice was looking at Manato's crotch
From Yuriposting to Cuckold posting. I knew Yuritroons were secret cuckolds.

>>534478206
Its much easier with Yuzuha

>suddenly WuWa
This wisewimp is still mindbroken after Yixuan lost to some literally who in WuWa lol

>>534478360
TRUTH NUKE

we LOVE our big brother aether /here/.

>>534474490
Electricity is MAGIC

Why does nobody get mindscapes in this game? I open gig or hsrg when a new character comes out and there are several people c6ing whatever comes out

Don't worry Horsepag, you can watch. I know you like that.

Coolest character ever made.

>>534477691
Do note than Bibian is bibibroke as shit.
She's not eating for a month.

>le calm and collected protagonist
>meanwhile, the story goes out of their way to show the MC in goofy situations like pic related
>also always puts the MC in physically weaker positions where they need to be rescued
>....
>belle is the goofy and weaker
and wise is canon because...?

>>534478774
Aftermath

>>534478676
I C6'd Fufu after playing since day one and started a new account. If there's any interest I can log back into it and get a screenshot.

>>534478676
Mindscapes just means you get to play an agent less in the little content we have.

>>534476820
biblioteca

>>534478550
Lmao I saw the thread too, wuwachads really are buttraping you. This is what you wanted when you trooned out right? top fucking kek

>>534478676
ZZZ is the worst performing Nu-Hoyo game for a reason.

>>534474432
>Why Miyabi has asperger?
To enhance her cuteness
>Why Soukaku learning impaired?
Onis are dumb
>Why Harumasa terminally ill?
Life is simply unfair
>Why Corin crippling social anxiety?
Barely survived after her surgeries, this leaves a mark
>Why Ellen narcoleptic?
Lugging her fat ass tail drains all her energy
>Why Lycaon a cyclops and missing his legs?
Got hurt saving people from Hugo's adoptive ashole father
>Why Vivian mentally ill?
Woman
>Why Ben missing an eye?
Shit happens in hollows
>Why is Koleda also missing an eye?
Shit happens in hollows
>Why Lighter's eye sight bad?
His eyesight is normal
>Why Caesar missing an arm?
People really underestimate the destructiveness of rocks just because those are everywhere
>Why Piper old?
It happens to people, it will happen to you too
>Why Nicole poor?
Orphan
>Why Yuzuha deaf?
It's a miracle she's even alive after all the experimenting
>Why Alice autistic?
Noble people don't have the useful kind of society training
>Why S11's memory bad?
Military safety protocols
>Why Trigger blind?
Some ethereal was firing mah lazor and 360 noscoped her eyes
>Why Fufu a systematic genocide survivor?
Tiger thirens are retarded

>>534478676
I have m6 Lighter and Hugo

>>534478676
I just lost my job to AI bro, take it easy on me

Nagi is fun bros
A shame they wont go back and give her wengine a real glowy effect, not gonna pull her because of this.

>>534478895
Belle is the genki energetic 2nd assistant, and a perfect fit and mirror image of Wise as the MC, who's more stoic and calm. Bellepags can cope, but even they know this is true. Keep losing.

>>534478856
>>534478971
>>534479150
Ok respect to u guys

wait, you can't unmount your lord to have him climb battlements? wtf?

>>534478550
WUWAWIMP DETECTED
BROWN SKIN DETECTED
LOCATION: INDIA

>not interested in any upcoming characters
>but also don't have a good enough roster to just skip everything
This sucks, I'd consider pulling reruns but that seems like a really bad idea

>>534478856
what's M6 yuzuha like? Can you main dps with her?

>>534479294
Nice wow tier UI faggot

>>534479294
>wisewimps dont even play ZZZ anymore
lol

>>534478896
Alice looks so happy carrying my (Wise's) child.

Miss Esme sucks I have 20 pity what bangboo should I get that I won't regret? I have Red Mocus, Triggerboo, Rocketboo and Miss Esme

>>534479234
i accept your concession

>>534479294
yooooo is this a new event leak?

Wuwa beat horsey too.
That autistic retard racked up around 10 losses in his 2 hour meltdown.

>>534478914
sounds like mental illness

>>534478414
Sure, sounds reasonable. I was kinda ify if Rina could beat Jane, but if I put both of them on special forces that tier gets too crowded for my liking. That's why I put them first in professional.
Fufu and Shokaku could move a tier up but idk, they're just kids, sort of like a Klee situation where they could be very powerful, but don't know how likely.

>>534478914
Why start a new account? C6 fufu sounds fun

>>534478550
Hate ZZZ but no wuwa character outsells anything ever, this game can't win against a fucking blue-skilled djinn kek

>>534479352
What the fuck does this even mean?

Spending 70+ pulls on a character you dont like to gain an extra 100~200 polys per bi-weekly reset is going to take you years to "earn" it back.

>>534479402
you can play multiple games yknow

>>534479447
I won faggot. You can cry, cope, dilate as much and as hard as you want. I won, and you can go suck a dick ;)

>>534479430
snap

>>534479430
>Miss Esme sucks

literally the most OP bangboo, no other bangboo gives you insane energy refills

>>534479490
old hag erotic...

is this the mental illness of a 14 year old im witnessing here

>>534479636
DisneyVISHNUS...

>>534478019
Wise and Belle should be in their own tier, they wouldn't even be able to win against a Bangboo by their own admission while Yuzuha beats the shit out of groups muggers for fun and takes their money
Even the weakest playable characters in ZZZ are well above the levels of ordinary civilians

can someone please post wuwa lupa and phrolova vs yuzuha pic

I can’t beat shiyu defense

>>534479913
Yuzuha also held her own....or at least survived against the Miasma monster until help arrived

Which is honestly insane and nonsensical

>>534479558
Retard strength can get you places, and Soukaku has been shown to actually think for herself, I remember at one point in 1.3? She was the one to tell the rest to actually focus on the mission.
Fufu is also the senior disciple of Shifu, and if you want to believe her she's just a petite woman, probably stronger than Panda by experience and skill.

>>534479948
Sure you can

>>534479365
You can use her as DPS, but my discs are set up for support

>>534479742
That's what I thought.
>>534479847
>insane energy refills
Either I'm using her on the wrong teams or I'm doing something wrong, because she gives me so little, I might as well attack enemies to get energy faster.

>>534470960
its clear they wanted you to have vivian too which i fuckin skipped
fuckin faggot hoyo

i have m2 esme and i feel no difference between her and any non-energy bangboo while running yuzuha + alice

>>534479938
>can we PLEASE ignore that time when Shifu and Fufu lost bigly!? It’s the only way I can cope
KEEEEEEEKPOOOW

>>534478019
Isn't Haramusa buffed by his disease and is basically a super human with short lifespan? He is certainly stronger than the police that struggled to catch a regular guy.

>Spotify
>Mobile phone plan
>Inter-knot membership
>Battle pass
>Meds

Which monthly subscription should I cut out?

>>534480356
objectively meds

>>534480356
Battle Pass obviously, what kind of thirdie retard still buys that

>>534480356
battlepass is shite, mostly materials

>>534478676
you're either trolling or a tourist

>>534477741
Well, the thing is, Art like this feels uncanny, That's the problem, It's like the spic fanart of aether with his harem. he acts like a faggot side NPC character, Like is an know friend of a friend or in this case just Belle's brother. Also, in all the official arts he looks like a wimp

>>534480356
Your Spotflyer?

>>534479997
>>534479913
>Yuzuha
Right, I forgot she's got special genes and shiet, guess I'd move her behind Komano
>Wise/Belle
Yes but I never expected Wise to have a 6 pack either, maybe Sifu or Panda trained them well

Surely a game with no jump button and open world has a time-stop ultimate in it, right ZOOcucks? Surely.

>>534479535
>>534479621
Just made a bunch of choices I regret, I get very autistic about stuff like that.
Also was tired of using the same agents.

>>534480356
I recomment cutting out your jugular

Can I get a QRD on what’s going on?

>>534480636
Jump button schizo, how come you haven't posted the revenue chart in a whi-AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAAHA

LOST THE 2 V 1 KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534479729
won what? the most pathetic headcanon illusion award?

>Surely a ga-
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP WUWAJEET
https://files.catbox.moe/huv2dq.webm

>>534480506
Wise is a wimpy loser
But these update promo art dont mean shit. It actually is embarrassing they always try to be so artsy with these but then the actual update story is corpo washed and vanilla as fuck

>>534478774
NYOOOO ALICE IS PROCREATING! UNNACEPTABLE

>>534479159
Butlerian jihad when?

@horse
You hate ZZZ because Yixuan, Yuzuha, and Alice like Wise.
You hate WW because Cartethyia, Lupa, and Phrolova like Rover.
The fun loving gacha space isn't meant for you. Only the exploitative tranny space of expensive hormones.
You will never be a woman.
You will never be a human.
Ordained.

>>534480740
Wise gets called out as an NPC tier character or/and a sissy. Self-insert anons start to freak out

>>534480636
was that a visual glitch the way she was just holding her sword out at a weird angle and teleporting?

>>534480740
ragebaiters and ragebaitees

>>534480356
anything but meds we already have enough virgins, spergs and nerds already

>>534480740
People who like Wise are having a meltdown because their fanfiction isn't real. The chose the weak twink instead of the sexy imouto and somehow everyone else is to blame.

>>534478019
> Hugo and Lycon should be relative
> In the story, it was heavily implied Ellen was VH's strongest member
> Fufu should be moved up to at least one
Other than that, I can see the vision

[Reliable] 2.2 will also be a 7 week patch | Via Plaito

>>534480636
Wuwon

>>534480356
cut spotify (get better at pirating)
meds is 50/50