Thread 534455592

I can't wait to have Mane's bulleting back to use as a punching bag but the boss' gimmick is -AP and that's genuinely annoying.

>>534461906
i only hate the retards that love turning this place into /pol/ just because they can't get the trannies and gender politics out of their head

>>534462676
>facebook-tier "meme"
lol

>>534462676
neganon is back and it seems like her dog pissed on her favourite pair of shoes :(
>>534462795
bwo both will shill either AC collab character.

BED BREAKING SEX WITH CRISTALLO

>>534462795
>keeps winning

>>534462918
>bwo both will shill either AC collab character.
Unless it outright just shills Assassination marks it's fine.
>>534462984
I really should just consider getting portrays of her at this point.

>>534459963
I dunno, when wizard game came out every single female vtuber in japan played that shit
universal studios had to stagger tours to wizarding world because they had way too many bookings
can confidently say that jp loves the books, movies and characters just as much as they love the setting my guy. there's an entire term in JP for characters 'inspired by' draco malfoy

as for china and korea i can't speak for them personally, but i know that potter is gigantic in both areas

>part of every single meta team
>relevant to this day due to her gimmick
>EA/FUA support but every version after her had at least 1 character that has been able to use her
>tfw she's somehow relevant in poison with Ezio because his EA will deal even more genesis damage
talk about a wheelchair character

>>534463439
Patapata supremacy baby!

>>534463439
It's her game after all.

>>534463439
I now heavily appreciate dumping 200 pulls on p1 Flutterpage.

Am I just SOL to get Anecdote Psychubes from updates I missed? I want Eternity's but I don't see it in the shop and didn't get it from playing her anecdote.

>mary gave birth to jesus at 14 years old
>sotheby is 13 years old

>>534463727
they're added to the psychube shop in the 2.8 update (current version is 2.7.5)

>>534463805
I'll do it. I'll get her pregnant. Don't try and stop me sis.

>>534463805
>mary gave birth to jesus
that's not what I remember from the Bible

>>534463948
...What do you remember then? Joseph giving birth?

>leonardo calls sotheby 'charmingly innocent'
>vertin looks on dolefully and hides under the brim of her hat
vertin-chan... you've had a hard life...

>>534459860
The fact that you uses "terf", disproves your lie.

>>534463805
I'm Mary and Sotheby will impregnate me

>>534463883
Ah, good to know. Thanks!

>>534464018
Virgin Mary is supposed to not have given proper birth at all

>>534463948
what? are you retarded?

Kassandra just hayraped Vertin and theres nothing you can do about it

>>534463439
>part of every single meta team
Being able to use her in any team doesn't mean she's meta in every team. She's replaced basically everywhere by 3.1.

not rape if Vertin wanted it

The best character this patch wasn't even Ezio

>>534464045
It is nice to actually hear Vertin have a happy tone. I repeated it more that happy noise she made more than I'd care to admit.
>>534464120
Anon what? The whole virgin bit just means no mean fucked her, she gave birth like every other mother except caesarians.

>>534464120
You've never read the bible

>>534464120
>Barbara isnt a "proper" birth
its over....

>>534464308
He is naturally fruity

>>534464237
>hand under the arm
>not on the hip
She fumbled it, what a loser.

>>534464447
no sane person reads that shit

>>534464572
You are hereby sentenced to death, heretic.

Y'all need Jesus

>>534464572
I read it every day though....... Also Mary had children besides Jesus......

>>534464572
To be fair the sane ones aren't the type to constantly quote passages so you wouldn't know unlike the other half/the absolute nutcases.

>>534464572
no sane person makes claims about things they've never read either though

I did notice how dogfuckers are apparently fine with pedo sexposting, yes

>>534464572
At least know about what you're going to complain about.
>>534464787
>Also Mary had children besides Jesus......
Don't let them know anon... People still insist she's pure when she ascended.

>>534464951
you called?

>>534464920
You have no idea how much I wish you were right

>>534464935
>People still insist she's pure when she ascended.
I think that's mainly Catholics, fren....

>>534464929
As long as it's not gay pedo sex posting everything is fine.

>>534464929
I'm the original pickleschizo and I firmly believe that all of you nutcases should be roped.

>>534465105
Thank you pickleschizo, very cool
>>534465158
bad fake pickleschizo

>>534464929
As >>534462875 said, only /pol/shit is bad

It is no coincidence that world has gotten increasingly worse as we stray further from God's light. And this incursion of foreign religions and faiths in all areas of the world is also a significant factor.

Repent. Believe.

>>534465208
>>534465231
Kill yourselves newfags

>>534465105
>>534465158
>>534465357
girls calm down

>>534465271
Islam is based thoughever
more countries we need sharia law

>>534465412
No. No.

>>534465271
I believe in Arcana, our savior, the sufferer

Jannies don't even bother moderating this board anymore, it's basically a second /lgbt/ at this point.

>>534465412
I could go for a shawarma right now. I should eat.
>>534465592
Yeah, discussions about the Virgin Mary should go to /lgbt/

>>534465592
the janny is ok with shitposting

>>534465592
which means that you're gay and trans btw

>>534465592
just keep posting about raping sotheby, schizo

God is a girl, wherever you are
Do you believe it, can you receive it?
God is a girl, whatever you say
Do you believe it, can you receive it?

>>534465592
>noooooooooooooooooo how dare you talk about the bible
requiescat in pace

>>534465752
Sex with God?!?!?!?!?

>troons get called out
>deflect it towards the bible
???

I only have consensual sex with Sotheby

>enters a room
>immediately starts stabbing everyone to death
isnt he supposed to be the good guy?

>>534465837
Sonetto will

>>534465592
I have to ask you again. What are you doing there?

non consensual bed breaking sex with Cristallo!

>so many posts about off topic shit
kill this thread

>>534465907
It's okay because he's killing the bad guys and he always tells them to rest in peace sometimes calling them bastards

>>534465907
Templars are evil anon. The story doesn't really start you off with them killing Ezio's family but they keep on hammering home how they're not the good guys to the point it's kind of cringe by the end.

>>534465028
He is. Engaging in such an action disqualifies you from being sane. It's like claiming you're completely stable after skinning someone alive and wearing them like a suit.

>>534465271
Amen!

>>534465907
>Ass Ass in
>good guy

>>534466026
and it all started the moment someone came to the thread. You can even put a finger on it

>>534466026
is it always this bad here or is it because of the AC collab tourists?

>>534465907
He's hot so it's okay :)

>>534465907
How the hell did that drawing get past QA? He has a monke philtrum.

>>534466184
>someone came
And so did I

>>534466239
everyday around the same time, "troonposting" starts

>>534465975
>we subverted and destroyed your general
>so what are you doing here?

She wants to shine
Forever in time
She is so driven
She's always mine
Clearly and free
She wanted to be
A part of the future
A girl like me...

>>534466239
Somehow the AC discussion is the only on topic discussion. Local schizo has been a lot more bold recently too.

>>534466457
he hasn't been banned in a while so that's probably why

>>534466239
The AC tourists are a very tiny minority, it's a small gacha that isn't Mihoyo and the collab franchise isn't Fate or anything like that.
It's constantly getting worse; it's usually just slightly better, but sisters seem to be on their periods because they keep taking the bait.

>>534466410
That's cool and all. But are you going to answer my question?

>>534466410
I'd love to look at all your posts today itt. Will there be a single on topic one? I highly doubt it.

if the Marcus euphoria was this good I cant wait to see what they do with the A Knight Euphoria in 3.1

>>534466564
Holy broken arm. That thing is held on by her sleeve.

>>534466410
>subverted
Now that's just being silly, whatever nonsense we have here right now has been there from day 1. You should know about this since you were there, right?

>>534465752
>>534466443
Sounds like something that Marina would sing. But thanks for exposing me to a banger. visit the cytube sometimes, girl pop nights are common

When will we get SP Vertin (Universe Afflatus)?

>>534466690
>A Knight
>euphoria
Who is going to be a harbinger?

>>534466690
Marcus Euphoria is probably the biggest buff yet, I doubt it'll be on the same level but who knows.

wtf is an on topic post?
you retards will have a lot of posts talking about a shitposter and someone saying ignore it is just as off-topic?

Hiss breaks every ultimate based character. Imagine not rolling for her

>vila euphoria before tf
>m*rcus before a knight
it's all so tiresome

>>534466818
You'll see how good things can get with Anjo and Liang euphorias!

>>534466780
I had my obligatory nightcore phase as a teen so there's plenty of that
I'm often busy on saturdays but will swing by from time to time, sure!

did Sotheby actually do anything this event besides make funny faces?

>>534466890
I hope A Knight becomes rank-up!

>>534466950
Next patch!!!!

>>534466738
>thread was shit from the start and filled with shitposters to the max
surely this is true

>>534466738
the fact that he still refuses to acknowledge the game has any subtext and just covers his eyes and ears like a retard I wouldn't put it past him to memoryhole everything even if hypothetically he was here day 1

I will now buy your skin

>>534467017
>besides make funny faces?
no longer canon

>>534466861
>wtf is an on topic post?
Things like
>/lgbt/shit
>/pol/shit
>avatarfags attentionwhoring
so basically 90% of this general

>>534466950
I hope Anjo Nala's euphoria fixes the plant/beast contract being basically useless, detrimental even because you arent doing Star/Mineral or Spirit/Int.

>boogeymanposting
>deflection
Its like you fags are afraid of nuance

>>534467023
subtle blood symbolism

>>534467023
She needs that skin for her feet!

Boogeyman is one scary nigga.

>>534467023
it's called

I've decided I want it to be 2.8 already.

>>534467492
2.8 is a hard skip, I need 2.9

>>534467492
is anyone rolling for Moldir? also fix your filename, it cut out the %20 I think

>>534467468
OUTFIT

Kassandra will save this patch

>>534467548
The AC collab is 2.9 in CN

>>534467548
AC is basically 2.9 though

>>534467645
Maybe because she's Russian but I'll see.

This even made me realize that for 15 years now I've mistakenly thought Ezio's last name was Editore

Such a kino lineup

>>534467492
>40 days of ASS
Creed...
>>534467645
I dump 40 or something pulls on Getian banner just to get close enough to Moldir range.

>>534467708
>went from 3.0 to 2.9
did CN get stormed??

>>534467794
me second from left

Does this patch not have an anecdote?

>>534467645
If I'll have any drops left, I will

>>534467882
thats how its listed in the game files

>>534467794
Lopera, Ezio doesnt have his pistol in the collab...

>>534467645
I'm planning on it because of her excellent fashion but I'll decide once I actually get to the part of the story when she shows up so I can see her personality...

>>534467892
London?

>>534467794
i hate f*tutu so much it's unreal
that little shitcunt clogging every single team

>>534467748
>Russian
She's Kazakh actually

>>534468016
True give her a Euphoria that deletes all her cards at the push of a button and nothing else.

>>534468043
Same thing.

>>534467882
Kinda. But it explains the jump. I'm surprised that it's Global at first priority for once.

>>534468208
american education, everyone

I think Windsong deserves funding for Leyline research

>>534468428
She has to do a lot more than just flash her tits if she expects funding!

>>534468428
fake news
She only had sex with one single fish

>>534468418
Part of the Russian Empire, part of the USSR, speaks Russian. It's like saying a Quebecois isn't Canadian.

>>534468587
but 1000 times

>>534468615
part of the fauna
lives on earth
has eyes
you're an elephant

>>534468615
Still waiting for your chance to be droned?

>>534468759
>>534468828
???

>>534468615
Russian Empire no longer exists
Soviet Union no longer exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakh_language

WHY ARE THE THREADS SO FAST?!?!? HOW MANY NEW PEOPLE ARE WE GETTING?!?!??!

>>534468958
I fucking wish it was actually from new people and not just the usual schizos in overdrive.

>>534468958
I'm so sorry, I'm afraid it's not newfags

>>534468947
What does this have to do with the game's setting? She's a part of the Zeno USSR and speaks Russian.

>>534468958
it's not new people, it's new melties
look how barely anyone talks about the event itself

>>534469124
retard

>>534464791
quoting passages is not nutcase behaviou, like if you actually believe in the bible its much better to argue with scripture because other believers can check if your interpretations are correct based on what you quoted. No different than citing sources.
I dont quote much because i have the worst memory in the universe, it will take me decades before i can do that

>>534469138
>acslop
nothing to talk about

>immunity powercrept by Kiperina
>FUA gimmick powercrept by Ezio
>cant even join the rank up team
what is she good for anymore?

>>534469138
>look how barely anyone talks about the event itself
It was alright. But there is barely anything worth talking about.

>Doing character stories for the rewards
>Birdfuck is a full preset team unlike Rayashki so it takes forever
This sucks...

>>534469436
>what is she good for anymore?
Getting a Euphoria that makes Tooth Fairy and A Knight fans seethe!

>>534469436
Stepping on my balls.

>>534469436
>immunity powercrept by Kiperina
not really. Kiperina purifies effects but can't stop them from coming.

>>534469583
The birdman stages are pure slog too because he is fucking suck. Not even Isolde or M*rcus one took that long to clear. With preset character too mind you.

>>534469436
disgusted blowjobs

the only thing I learned from the event is that sotheby urgently needs corrective rape

>>534469124
She was born in the 90s and was at most "Soviet" for less than a month.
>She's a part of the Zeno
Joining Zeno doesn't automatically make you Russian or are we supposed to believe Lopera is Russian too.
>speaks Russian
Everyone in the game speaks near-perfect english, is everyone American or Britbongs all of a sudden?

yeah, great thread, amazing posters

>>534469956
The fag is typical of Russian nationalists.

>>534469880
She's getting fucked by a proper pirate every day.

>>534469701
Kiperina cant stop me from coming

>>534469956
Former Eastern Bloc countries were forcibly taught Russian too but nobody is claiming that Marcus or Rabies are Russian.

>>534469583
>>534469848
>This is my options for the hard version
At least Jiu will do some actual damage.

>>534469367
I'm not saying quoting scripture automatically makes one a nutjob, it's just that most nutjobs can't help but keep quoting scripture when it comes to everything- from politics to the most mundane of aspects of normal life.

>>534470276
>Jiu being the only mineral
Heh

>>534457173
show it!!

>>534470479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russification

>Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
All those years I thought this was some /pol/tard shit

>>534470678
>empire/nation has an official language
>oh no woe is us

>>534470276
>No Jiu for the next one
WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING SLOW?

Ok it's definitely an Ivan pulling a dindu lmao.

>>534470804
yep, craving to be droned

>>534470752
I don't think /1999/ really understands how big AC was back in the day. It as THE edgy, anonymous game to show how you're so different.

>>534470897
And they wonder why all the former SSR don't want to go back.

>>534470929
that's literally every single country on earth you dumb shitlib

>>534469436
being the cutest reverse

>hating russians while playing a game that's heavily russian-themed
Name for this disorder? Western media really played a number on their brains.

>>534470804
They really asked to be conquered. And they really asked to be ruled by Russians. And they really asked for an official language that isn't their own.

Ivan's getting defensive lmao

>>534470512
not them, but that occurs even without scripture as well. An example would be retards citing/asking for sources that they won't read/engage with (remember reading the abstract doesn't mean you've read the paper)
It seems more like a human ego thing, to "win" arguments, more than respecting the other persons' perspective on the matter.
The bible also showed how the scripture can be manipulated for whatever agenda you want (Jesus in the desert)

>>534471236
>Heavily Russian themed
I wouldn't really call 1999s portrayal of Russia as them being good.

>>534471236
Curiously, you're dying by the thousands not to some "westerners"
Nobody likes you

>>534471231
wrong image

sisters no politics in the 'cord please

>patch's story was so boring that people would rather discuss Russian politics
Grim.

>>534471503
post her chicken legs

>>534471446
Russia? No. The Russians? Absolutely yes, somehow every single playable is mostly a positive character.

>>534471470
Good example of historically and politically illiterate cattle.

>>534471579
Not much to talk about, it was fine and that was that and I'm sure like 80% of the people currently posting just skipped it.

>>534471236
>make dumb claims that are obviously nationalist in nature
>get told you're retarded and here's why
>"w-why do you hate russians blah blah"
It's like you're trying to hit every bingo tile on purpose.

>>534471579
one retard Ivan posts his cope shit, people call him out, he starts melting
Ruskies have fragile egos, pls understand

>Russia bad
Why?
>the TV told me so
The absolute fucking state.

>>534470829
At least this reminded me that Jessica was once one of the strongest characters in the game.

Of course. Just of course.

>>534471937
>the TV told me so
it was actually your posts. congrats

Unlike you Ivan we have more sources than just state-approved media.

Funny how eurydice hofman died because marcorpheus couldn't keep her promise and looked back, dooming hofman forever

>>534472008
SOVL
Also her Euphoria SUCKS

>>534472168
Wait for her 2nd Euphoria.

>>534472168
Her E2 is actually pretty good and gets her a semi perma spot on poison as an AFK poison bot.

>>534472131
>biased sources vs biased sources
lol

opened the game 15 times today still no motivation to start the collab

>>534472018
Ha, I knew he was a thirdworlder.

uh oh nafotroon melty

AC collab month? No, Pickleschizo month

>>534471937
>>534472463
fake picklesnigger
still, kill yourself

>unironic /pol/tards
Will janny do anything about it?

>>534472602
No one's reporting it so no.
>>534472550
Looking forward to part 2 of the collab. Maybe we get something else to gawk at.

>>534472602
>will the retard that allows the off-topic shit do anything about the off-topic shit?
Nope

>>534472328
I'm literally 45 minutes in the first node
2.8 can't come soon enough

>imperialism bad
>having an official language is bad
>we're supposed to speak our tribal ooga booga that doesn't even have a writing system forever
>so he says while posting in english, on an english imageboard

>>534471425
Fair point.

>>534471582
that's some juicy chicken

why is Newbabel even in the minigame? shes not part of this event...

>>534473076
My glowie GF can't be this cute...

>The game unironically using PS3 era screenshots of AC2
Not sure if lazy or soul... Decide for me Timekeepers.
>>534473247
She paid her way in. Maybe a surprise appearance in part 2?

>>534473247
She'll just do anything for money.

>>534473247
Babazon wants to expand into Italy.

>>534473349
I mean including AC2 in the collab is nostalgia baiting so they might as well use the acual nostalgia inducing footage.

just bought AC2. Will I ever play it? Likely not but there's always a chance

This Voyager really really wants to shank someone for whatever reason

>>534473349
>The game unironically using PS3 era screenshots of AC2
What? Where?

>>534473618
Play through the minigame, it'd sometimes have screenshots directly from AC2.

>>534473803
Post 'em.

>>534473618
the ezio minigame (into the shadows or something like that), when you attack enemies there are pics of ezio from the original game

>>534473591
Oh oh, me first me first!

>>534473591
I want her to shank me in a different way

>>534473490
its pretty fun, Ezio is a cool guy. I'll play the rest of the trilogy when its on sale

>>534474336
You'll have to show her how. I don't think ayys know how tribadism works

>>534468428
she needs to work harder for that

>almost 3 threads withing 24 hours on a patch that half of the general kept saying they'll be skipping
what happened to my comfy general

has anyone experienced posting something on one of the threads, and then suddenly that same thing is mirrored in other anons days later? like theres an ai that gauges what's said on a thread and echoes it? It's happening a lot

>>534474548
Aren't ayys supposed to be good with probing people?
>>534474950
I'm skipping the banners but not the rewards/content. Also I got him from the decatone so technically I skipped!

>>534474964
Now THIS is schizophrenia

>>534474964
depends really
I could just be someone with a similar opinion, but I'll have to know what you mean by mirror

>>534474950
Tsundere1999.
>>534474964
Please post about winning the lottery or something.

>>534474964
I have noticed such things as well from time to time, you're not crazy for thinking it at least.

>>534474964
No. That said I do remember the original Marcus poster complain about that.
I wouldn't be surprised if most of the new ones were actual bots

The only lottery I won is lottery of LOOSING

>>534475630
>Loosing
Becoming loose where...?

>>534476012
Yes.

>no art of the arcanist 'assassins' from the minigame dressed up in AC gear
we seriously need more fanartists... i want to see 'AC' Eternity...

Since when did Sotheby get replaced by a skinwalker

>marcus' skins is beautiful and really tempting
>but her i1 outfit is one of the best designs in the entire game
gah it feels like i'd spend money and just never use it...

>>534472981
Kraut here, we've been brainwashed to hate ourselves, our country, our culture, and our people, so that we're unbalanced, disjointed, and unfriendly, so we can be more easily gaslit, robbed, and manipulated. And this is happening in every country on Earth. I've heard and read the same from people in South American to Japan. Our overlords want one world, one people, one group to rule.
>>534474950
Some are saying it's not "newcuties" but posting speed and quantity has increased a lot, so maybe old players are returning? I don't know what's going on, specially considering there are several posters claiming to not having even played the event story, when it's kinda short and you should be done with it in a day even at snail's pace and taken breaks each stage.

>>534476515
I prefer her I2 over anything but I still bought the garment to let Zhou know that he should give us more Marcus content.....

>>534474950
>that half of the general kept saying they'll be skipping
I got Ezio in my free pull

>Complete the stage to unlock: Marcus
it is time!

>>534476515
I feel the exact same way. Her default garment is 10/10 and she has the best character design in the game for me. The only garment I feel is objectively superior is Ulrich's upcoming tarot one.

>>534476914
I still don't understand what makes her unique skill even good. Does it matter in the 3rd area?

>>534476515
>want to buy Marcus garment
>no Marcus
truly the greatest dillema

>>534477176
Later on it's pretty useful, especially in the very last level!

>>534477196
sister...

>>534477340
Not my fault if she doesn't want to come home...and no I don't want to use THAT for the Euphoria banner.

So, when is BP changing the app icon from Sonetto to Marcus?

the doge?

>>534477963
Never, it'll be StormedSchneider

so who won? who lost? ezio made FuA stronger than bloodtithe?

>>534478303
Poison won, FUA won, Ultspam won, Marcus won, Vila is there, Willow lost I guess but not really. Eternity Euphoria having genesis damage for some fucking reason lost.

>>534478303
>ezio made FuA stronger than bloodtithe?
lol
lmao even
see you in 6 weeks

>>534478478
I have literally not seen anyone use ultspam Ezio. Is he even any stronger than Recoleta?

>>534478303
>won
ezio (you can fit him in alot of different teams and unlike liang yue performs great)
f2p/whales (p0 and p5 ezio is super easy to get compared to other characters)
poison (poison ezio casually doing 200k+ in his QTE thanks to tuesday array is silly)
>who lost
liang yu (ezio fits in different teams better and his kit isnt bricked if you only get p0 compared to liang who really wants you to roll portrays)
willow (powercreeps the hag in poison and is more AP friendly instead)
recoleta (ultimate teams can still run recoleta+melania but ezio wants melania+hissabeth and you need 1 spot for a sustain 100% so recoleta cant fit in)

>>534478887
You forgot Marcus...

>>534479550
>No one has really shared those cute animations here
It's nyover...

>>534479656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfhvGSWKypc

>>534479656
Yes, they have. Are you new?

nobody is going to use Ezio because hes male

>>534479940
6 already proved that idea to be wrong.

>>534479780
I am baiting to have it reposted here for my own pleasure

>>534480181
Coulda just asked...

>>534479940
Aleph proved that idea to be wrong.

>I hate Flutterpage because she fits into every party
>I love Ezio because he fits into every party
what is this mental illness called?

>>534480465
I didn't say that, if anything it's funny that both of them are going to be together in both FUA and Poison. I guess something about jumping off high towers does that to you.

Stop using Flutterpage to shitpost you feck.

Feck is the sound Willow makes when I force her to swallow.

>>534481029
Are you helping her take her medicine or something?

had to redeem ezio p0
I'm never leveling the bitch

>>534481029
willow learnt how to say that word by herself though

>>534478887
P5 ezio p5 liang is the best poison and fua team

>>534481217
chat is this real?

>>534481481
I only have P5 Ezio and P2 Liang...

>>534481372
Reminds me, did Sentinel get a young version?

sisters Ezio seems hard to use because long text is long
just tell me which of those (Poison/FUA/Ultspam) is the most logical if I plan to at least p2 the moeblob

>>534481841
Obviously.

i think this game needs more sisters kissing sisters

We're #1 on Bilibili if anyone cares.

>>534482254
Lazybones!

>>534482225
She won.

>>534482254
I think Zhou has a melty if he goes 3 patches without cunny, Nautika gets a cunny version too

>>534482356
>>534482410
Marianne is just too smoochable in any form.

>>534482356
>>534482410
I'm glad the spirit of 1999 lives on. I guess that one image of a 17 year old Ezio counts. Now for Kassandra

>>534482225
>our best selling character will be male
grim

>>534481924
FUA is the easiest to do since you just need Flutterpage which most people have

Poison you need Tuesday and poison can still get screwed over by poison immunity every once in a while

>>534482915
Everyone will roll for Harry Potter too.

Chinks care for AC slop?

>>534482915
Genuinely doubt that, might beat Jiu or even Lucy but Nautika's just too high. Or maybe not, there might be enough people to buy the other stuff.

Our next collab is going to be Highlander actually

Defeated by communism once again

>>534483079
chinks love all slop

>>534482410
Cunny patches
>1.0 was a cunny patch (Vertin)
>1.1 was not
>1.2 was kinda (it had cunny Blonney in a trailer)
>1.3 was a cunny patch (KB)
>1.4 was a cunny patch (37)
>1.5 was a cunny patch (Spathodea)
>1.6 was a cunny patch (Jiu)
>1.7 was a cunny patch (Isolde)
>1.8 was not a cunny patch (unless you want to cheat with Avgust friends)
>1.9 was not a cunny patch
>2.0 was not a cunny patch (unless you wanna count that brief snippet with Paulina)
>2.1 was not a cunny patch
>2.2 was not a cunny patch
>2.3 was a cunny patch (Willow)
>2.4 was not a cunny patch
>2.5 was a cunny patch (Liang, Noire got a younger portrait too but being a hag she defaulted to normal)
>2.6 was not a cunny patch
>2.7 was not a cunny patch
>2.8 was a cunny patch (Nautika)
So Zhou record is 5 patches

we made it sisters

>>534483731
>9.1k views
Woooaaaa

>>534483731
>Tsunul
Pretty he's already played 1999 before, did he run out of content to milk?
>>534483594
Redo this list again but instead of cunny just having the character having a younger version.

>>534483594
>2.4 was not a cunny patch
your 6* fatutu??

>>534483969
That's the point of the list, all the cunny patches are one where one of the playable characters is shown in a younger version

>>534484184
She's 16 sis...

>>534483026
okay cool that doesn't sound too hard, thanks!

>>534484446
out of 10!

>>534485371
This has never been and will never be funny

>>534485915
NTA but it's funny because it actually implies that the older they are, the better.

>>534484197
I forgot Barcarola got one of those too lmao

>>534485915
you're funny in that it is amusing to laugh at you

>>534486163
LY looks so goofy. What a dork.

>>534486002
>it's funny
And cute?

>>534486163
LY looks like a russian kid than a chinese 1

>>534483731
>sponsored by john
>AGAIN
It's the third time he got sponsored by reverse ninety ninety nine

is there a 350m-iii team that doesnt take years to clear it?

>>534486775
Kakania, patapata, white rum and tutu, use daze and do free genesis damage

>>534487063
i dont have white rum

>>534486775
ezio joe newbabel flutterpage

>>534486775
Ezio shanks the fucker in a few rounds with patapata.

>>534486775
Marcus unironically.

>>534486775
it was kinda hard at the time with Liang Yue but at this point i'm pretty sure Ezio can almost Solo it

forgot that druvis doesn't actually have her second euphoria yet, guess i will wait before using the marcus team

>>534487789
>>534488039
i actually havent used marcus euphoria yet so this will be my exhibition run, i dont have vila euphoria yet though

>>534487441
everyone has white rum bitch it came free with your fucking 2.2 clear

>>534482915
wouldnt be surprised if its not because of fomo garments + expensive fomo background

>>534488449
Vila is rentable on reveries

>>534490765
The things that fish does to keep her wife’s “research” from going under....

Is there still gonna be a pick anything banner this patch? I remember anons saying not to pull on this, I really need Flutterpage.

new raid has two different modes, top 1 is annoying as fuck even though it gives you +1AP because you dont have tuning so you can get really shitty rng like zero ezio cards or him ulting without tuesdays array up. boss will also always attack so kiperina shields helps. p0 r10 for everyone except vila whos p2

>>534482915
Kiperina that low? CN has some bizarre taste.

>>534492527
>Even now we're technically "caught up" we still don't get to experience and discover things with everyone else in real time
What was the fucking point then?

>>534492272
Pick me banner is next patch, dont pull there. Also i would be cautios pulling for old meta rn, unless you like her ofc

>>534492272
outside of normal reruns nope, if you really want flutterpage and can just wait 2.8 will have a $30 paid 6* selector and a normal 6* selector rateup banner so you can pull flutterpage with a 100% guarantee of getting her, since the current 1 with barcarola you never have a 100% chance of getting her thanks to the 35/35/30 system

>>534492727
All players are equal, but some players are more equal than others.

>>534492727
GL is the only server like this btw, you’d be first on the chopping block if the game wasn’t already voiced in English

>>534492584
Sales don't always match popularity. Here's a link to both the CN popularity list and sales list posted a while back.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/531862930/#532011517
Windsong is a good example. Ranked 6th in popularity despite being on the lower end of sales.
The only characters who are top 10 in both sales and popularity are 37, Isolde, Lucy, and Nautika.

Literally the only rank up besides vila is argus yet the damage output is already good... I need druvis e2 and mercuria

>>534492584
Kiperina came just before Nauitika. All pre limited banners have historically done poorly.

>>534494726
Works just as well with Hissabeth btw, I think Hissabeth will be better when Druvis E2 gets here cus of fireseed.

>>534494969
Unfortunately i hate snex, would rather use the cantonese taxi girl or mercuria

>>534495094
Unbelievably shit taste

Okay, so how do they even get back to the real world then? Do they just wake up? They spend multiple days fucking around in Firenze and from the sounds of what happened to Sotheby, maybe even months.

>>534496287
Regulus got it the worst, if it was up to X, Regulus would have to spend hundreds of years in greece until she catches up timeline with the others because he's too lazy to go get her so we need to go save her.

Did Sotheby get forced to live years in Firenze

>>534496617
Just a few months.

>>534496532
>Went there first
>All alone
Genuinely grim.

You guys think EPs will be a thing in this patch?

Vila renting out her girlfriend to fund leyline research

>>534497859
nyo

>>534498049
would this be the first patch without an EP

Reminder that you can Rent-a-Marcus

God I hate balloon party so much

Patches should be 3 weeks long at best

Does Ezio have a love interest?

>>534503107
A random nobleman's daughter, his wife, and leonardo

Ezio! Sei un cane bastardo e fastidioso!

>>534456515
>>534457192
Kill yourself

>Replies to a 7 hour old post
Why
>>534503887
>Subtitles say one thing
>They say another
Really weird choice there.

I'm going to try this new mafia game.

>play the story
>Ezio is an edgy prettyboy with dead family backstory and yaoi vibes with da vinci
Damn is ac2 really like that

>>534498616
for cuddles!

>>534504889
For turning her in at the local police station.

>>534496287
based on the first story note if they wanted to leave they could just kill themselves

>>534496532
Where is this from? I don't remember reading about Regulus in the story at all...

>>534504582
to an extent

>>534504582
Yes that game was massive with fujos back in the day

>>534504059
Catching up to the thread while at work

any gay in this collab

>>534505706
No, not really. You can probably make connections with APPLE and Ezio but that's a stretch. It's mostly a male centric story and the only other woman is at the end. It is a 12 node story though and most of the nodes feel short.

>>534505706
No.

>>534501914
i love balloon party, she needs an euphoria

slut party

>>534505706
Leonardo

Can I auto 400-4 with Marcus

>>534504059
It's just the translation in English, I can guarantee it's overall accurate, the only weird thing is that they usually leave the foreign word in the scripts and for whatever reason this time they didn't

>>534507581
No, but she can clear it. I only had her and Vila from the rank up team

>>534504582
AC2 had a gigantic fujo following for a reason

Sisters, should I get Marcus and Eternity's new Euphoria or not?

>>534505706
Kassandra kisses girls and boys

>>534508967
Marcus is a must get
Eternity only if you dont plan on getting Nautika since they compete for the DPS position in Bloodtithe team (both consume bloodtithe to ult)

>>534508967
Eternity's is cheap if you already have her other one also

>>534510391
how does that work?

>>534508967
Marcus is cracked

>>534507581
easily
>P0 assist Vila
>Argus actively sabotaging your spelldock
>still clear faster than any other team

>>534510803
You don't have to spend the euphoria mats again to upgrade her stats. You just pay some normal materials to unlock the new one.

How are you supposed to do 400-3 without cheesing it

>>534511028
>Marcus is absurdly strong now
>Nobody cares because everyone is cooming over Ezio
Hmmn...

>>534510803
its not necessarily that its cheaper but when you level up your Euphoria for the first time you have to level up both the Euphoria and the Epiphany. So characters when characters get a second Epiphany (what people call second Euphoria), you only need Epiphany mats, and those are cheap.

The biggest cost is still the 12 keys though which you'll have to spend another 12 for the second Epiphany.

The downside of this system is that the Euphoria stats dont change, which means Eternity is stuck with Genesis Damage...which she doesnt have

>>534511230
CC the cannon when you break a bar so ir doesn't ult you

Sex with 96 years old Loggerhead

>>534511075
>>534511425
I see, thanks

do people really play R1999 on auto?

>>534511416
ezio is not that strong and he will be a meme in 2 patches, honeymoon period

>>534511416
marcusfags have not shut up since yesterday about it

>>534511720
I meant outside of here.
This place has a higher than average concentration of Marcus autism and many people hostile to AC.

>>534511648
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HES BIS IN 3 TEAMS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCREENSHOT THIS

>>534511524
also if you are interested in the Eternity second euphoria maybe because you like her, you'll still want to wait until at least 3.0 to get Sentinel, otherwise Bloodtithe is slooooow with her.

So get other euphoria in the meantime

>>534511416
She's still weaker than Ezio pre-support dumb shitcus fag, of course people don't care.

>>534511416
The only content I couldn't clear with marcus was 400-4 so I don't care that much about it

>>534511230
>How are you supposed to do 400-3 without cheesing it
define cheesing it

I just used Newbabel to shield and then Lucy + Isolde + 6 to chip down the boss slowly.

The boss gimmick is that primal and natural afflatus are reversed and if you kill the mobs you weaken the boss/heal yourself so Lucy goes brrr.

>>534512093
Marcus can clear that fight in 3-4 turns easily though?

>>534511812
>HES BIS IN 3 TEAMS
hes BIS in FUA Ult and Poison which are weaker than Bloodtithe, Impromptu and Dynamo retard

>>534512152
Jiu...

>>534511972
>all 9's = 8.6
I dont think averages work like that

>>534512376
team multiplier

greetings!

can i auto sex with marcus

you know who really got powercrept out of relevance?

Kakania

>>534513815
genesis dmg is still fat though

I should euphoria Bkorn already, I need to start using weaker characters because the game is too easy

>>534513628
She looked behind, hofman is doomed

>>534513815
She's always needed p3 r15 to be good its just more obvious now

Toof euphoria has to be so good if they're waiting this long

>>534514394
3.1 with a new horror themed archetype, trust the plan
blonney will get one too

Hissabeth still sneks pretty hard too! Noire is probably still good but I dont like watching her ult animation AND Melania's

so do i grind stage 10 for currency?

Lol

>>534516239
You stole this from Reddit.

>>534516375
No, thats a cc website and i took the screenshot a second ago

>>534516101
Why limbus x ghost trick?

>>534516239
Did they randomly shuffle that or something?

holy shit sotheby sexo

>they just let sotheby be abandoned for months
Wow they really don't care about these kids

>>534467645
I get every single character
She’ll stay at p0 though

>>534498616
Renting marcus for 2 hrs
So I can rub my hands on her face while stepping on the pages

>>534511230
Dps it very slowly
Also dont use anything other than spirit and intellect. If you play it right you wont even need a healer.

>>534516992
looking after them is your job, timekeeper

I reject Marcus and cleared just 400 with Noire

>>534503107
(My) cock

>>534520031
Umm based??

Albert is probably the most obviously evil person I’ve seen from this game. They weren’t even trying

>>534516239
That guy is a fucking retard and he even double down even when ezio proved to be bis in poison team and very strong in fua team

>>534520193
they really refused any attempt to make the actions of the templars sympathetic or even understandable, it's just the Big Bad and ezio is The Good Guy for brutally slaughtering them all. it's kinda funny lol

templars committed genocide sis

is ezio useable in marcus team?

>>534520547
That's just how Templars are

>>534520776
i'm never playing the games. from the perspective of learning everything from this r1999 collab story, the templars seem cartoonish

>>534520794
You can put him in the team but he doesn't contribute or gain much by being there

/1999/ is a templarchad general

Who cares about Ezio
We need Leo to be playable

>>534520909
Yeah that was a problem with 2 and brotherhood, the first game put them in a more grayish area, the last one of the ezio trilogy tried to do the same yet it fail

>>534520909
people back then ARE cartoonishly evil
this is the civilization that doesn't wash their hands before operating on open wound

>>534520909
They are cartoonish, and later get retconned to be dindus

>>534520909
The games are fun despite the main villain faction being kind of w/e

>>534516239
>one piece
shonen fan being retarded, fork found in kitchen

Just finished node 4 of the event. Didn't expect this Vertin moment and its effect on me.

does this thing apply to both euphorias?

>>534521648
Get ready for Vertin to speak Italian words in the most Br*tish accent possible

>>534522016
I slap this on ezra just fine

>>534521040
>not knowing hand washing can lead to infections
>evil
what do you think of Africans, sis?

>>534522180
all of humanity originated from africa so we're all africans

We have no right to criticize templars when manus is even more cartoonish

>>534522325
First of all, bogus theory. Second, you know that's not the point. Ignorance =/= evil

>>534522325
Hmm... nyo

>>534522443
Yeah but Arcana and Sophia are hot

>>534520909
>the templars seem cartoonish
... More than Manus?

>>534522180
>burning woman on stakes bcs muh witches
>chopping your head off for looking at the king wrong
>a king in asia once forced hundred of woman to stand naked outside so he can publicly fuck them one by one while enjoying the view of the lake
>that whole blowjob under table game where men gather and try to guess who is getting a blowjob
>the fact that christian committed a whole genocide
>mongolian major losses are due to them being retarded dogs and don't bring food along while doing conquest
>chinks force woman to literally break their feet
>etc etc
the point is people were stupid, and stupid people are often evil (see average fascist guy)

>>534522623
>>534522443
the difference is that reverse isn't trying to be serious

>cartoonish
>look outside
>tons of examples of irl people being even more cartoonish
mhm nyo, nyo, I nyot think syo

>>534522663
your vision of history is extremely superficial and biased and i dont want to argue it on a reverse thread

>>534522663
What does this have to do with africa?

>real life examples
>uhhh uhhhh superficial
>0 argument
your mother lost

People who btfo Ezra out of Bloodtithe/Dynamo
>Flutterpage
>Fat22
>Vila
>Kiperina
Sentinel/Ulrich/Semmy etc are obvious no-brainer picks.
>>534467138
it's perfectly functional anon.

>>534523097
because it started with ¨people not washing their hands = evil¨ when germ theory isnt even obvious and they were operating on people to save them, if they wanted to kill them they would do other things. And i asked for africa and you replied with a bunch of random examples from not africa, that are in some ways no different than current atrocities or are exaggerations/biased accountings from people that have a vested interest in making certain current-time people look bad. Also i know this conversation will not lead to anything based on that last line, i know what people call fascism today and i simply dont agree

>>534523676
Please be nice to my daughter (male)

Human history isn't black and white, there's always plenty of retards everywhere (including now) but also good to be found. People nowadays are far more knowledgeable and nowhere near as retarded as they were a few 100 years ago (at least when it comes to things like hygiene etc). you could argue that we took a step back intellectually but that's purely from an European perspective and not the entire scope of the world. I do wonder how people would look back to our time in 150 years and question why we fell for the same trap once more. Hopefully I'm dead by the time things do get that bad hahaha...

We got an EP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0IcC4tLzmo

>>534524810
Fuck man I need to replay AC2

>>534523696
To be fair it's obvious that sis clearly mean "people are indeed very cartoon evil, because it's from a stupid civilization"
Germ theory weren't obvious, but it is obvious you shouldn't handle wounds with a stinky smelly hand that you put into a corpse 5 minutes ago
By connecting the two, that sis clearly mean "People back then cannot realize obvious things since they are stupid, and stupid people are often the one that commit atrocities" which imply stupid people are MORE LIKELY to commit atrocities, not WILL. "If they wanted to kill them" mean jack shit, stupid people will see jailing an slightly unstable man in a place with lots of insane man as helping, that doesn't make it not a atrocity.
And that sis is referencing to the fact that real life Semmel was, technically speaking, murdered because other doctors are too prideful to wash their fucking hand, after Semmel educated them.
Fascist throughout history has been making lots of stupid decision like Hitler committing genocide knowing it literally does not help the war in any way. This link to the templars of the old committing genocide based on some vague ideas of goodness because they are, in fact, stupid. These 2 groups that are known to be stupid are also often the group that commit atrocities on a genocidal scale.
Also your Africans point is random, and is clearly not what that sis is focusing on, but to indulge you, Africans not washing their hands and average white man doctor not washing their hands are MILES apart. One has the ability to do so but refused because they are stupid, the other is literally uneducated, their land ravaged for years by the white man, lack the resources (water) to even wash their hands, and the harsh environment that forced their body to adapt mean not washing their hands can be fine in most cases since they are immune to most shit due to natural selection, unlike a white woman in a hospital who live in a clean environment all her life.

I don't know how to stop polluting the ocean with microplastics, therefore I am evil.

At this point it's obvious you are stupid.

this is better than "tr**n hour" or "tr*nny melty" so I'll take it

i bet windsongs armpits smell so good

Vertin should have sexed Antonia

>>534527312
>peacock is above her
composition ruined

bruh wtf is ezio's dmg
this guy shits dmg for free

>>534527132
>>534527286
>>534527460
So close, have a (you).

Is reverse 1999 slop