Did you really think you'd get in tonight, unc?
Gurubashi x1 PvP
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?Never.
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server.
>Can I register?No.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsBack to retail.
>/epog/ GuildsLOL
>Latest NewsLauncher update: Installed
"Stealth" launch soon
turtle lost
wipefags lost
IT'S OVER
>Previous>>534452845
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hahahashdahahaha
Ironforge is a bit like Israel...
I waged all week, I wanna play pochie.
I want to have sex with a femgnome!
>>534463938 (OP)THIS BRAT AAAAAAAA
i would like to issue a formal apology to ion hazzikosovo
Keep your feet on the ground. You saw what happened last time.
So how many people are gonna jump from "SERVERS WHEN" to "REGS WHEN?" once the servers actually come up
>be ambershire
>do nothing
>win
>>534464059Turtle WoW has a server called Tel'Aviv
It doesn't have to be this way
>>534463938 (OP)Muzzy bros and epoch sisters is it over? is this a fake server that will be perma broken and eventually abandoned? the vibes are off...
>>534464218pride, fall, etc.
>>534464203>once the servers actually come up
Why is it that pservers teams are either composed of ideas guys who can't churn out a simple fix in a reasonable time or programmers who have the absolute worst takes?
>>534464346I will coom inside Nelliel.
Are you ready to kneel yet?
>>534464059Ironforge = Jerusalem
Tinker Town = East Jerusalem? It's even on the eastern side of Ironforge...
I hope a muzzie rapes Kaytroon
>>534463938 (OP)Nefarian got to breed this...
>>534464396N-no...we still have time! If we can just get it running smooth this weekend..
>>534464059Why is Stormwind funding Ironforges *squints eyes* Trogg defense fund with yearly donations of 3.3 billion gold?
>>534464396Even if Epoch shits the bed, CoA or BB looks infinitely more fun than the dogshit 1.x server turdle tries to force on everyone
>after the server transfer to Debian all account emails and passwords are stored in plaintext
Oh no no nooo
>>534464396I wanna FUCK this turtle
>>534464396Nah I'd rather wait for TBC Classic at this rate
Not playing a server with terrible direction that runs like shit, inb4 'just patch it bro completely buttery smooth after'
>>534464484>no sis we can't...>bro we are EVIL so it's okay
>>534464624you don't wanna know...
>>534464614Keeping the bloodline pure... it's what Neltharion would've wanted.
>>534464624the best damn thread in town!
>>534464624report him and move on
>>534464624fuck off we're full
>>534464624it's called hype for a good game
you probably wouldn't know the feeling
>>534464596surely you guys aren't dumb enough to use the same password, right?...... RIGHT?
>>534464624what a fruity theme
why do all coomer autists flock to AI slop
>>534464396Yea, it's quite clear at this point that Turtle is just going to keep on being the all time vest version of WoW. Only Blizzard's own Classic+ might have a chance of dethroning it. All hail queen Shenna!
>>534464624a new world of warcraft private server
it's the fastest moving general on /vg/ for a reason!
How the fuck can they not fix stairs in 2+ hours
>>534464624slop threads about wow characters.
Are they still fixing the midget stairs still lmao?
>>534463938 (OP)Holy fuck at least gen the other races like Taurens or Dwarves stop doing the exact same fucking character it's annoying
>inb4 they deleted all stairs in azeroth
>>534464845they are probably painstakingly checking every other zone as well
>>534464975Khadgar did this?!
I don't get it bros. I just don't get how these work...
>>534464624the absolute humiliation for wowg, wowcg and wpsg
>>534464805I used the same password for all of my Project Epoch accounts.
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stairs are a white man's invention and ableist so that's why they got rid of them
>>534464975Azeroth was not wheelchair accessible.
post the mpreg thing please
>>534464526>Still pushing this false 1.12 narrative
>reminder that you played poorly, had poor gear or it was a skill issue in vanilla
>>534464596>forgot my password but cant log in due to incompetencethis is a win for me ill be able to figure out my login again
I didn't notice the new thread
>>534464624it’s a targeted psyop by the epoch mods to thin the launch wave. stay sharp!
>>534465007where the funny
>>534465123we have like a hundred mpreg "things" man
>>534464274the face of Project Epoch
>>534464156We always win!
>>534465216yeah post them all
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>"where the funny"
>>534465207Thanks for reminding me of how almost all night elf feet art is trash
Here's some real nelf feet kino
>>534465193I'M NOT SLOWING MY MOVEMENT SPEED, I'M RUNNING VERY FAST DWARF
I've seen Brazilian RO pserver teams with better communication skills than the Epoch devs.
:pregnant_man:
PLEASE LAUGH
"Art and content team have spun up a massive surprise!"
>it's a complete fucking disaster
Not surprised.
just tell us to fuck off for a month you retards
>>534464624slopa represents the epoch server
>>534465434leika bros we won.
why was troll cave filled with elementals
wtf have they changed in my starting zone
>>534464624/xivg/ competition
do you raging tards realize how hard it is to remove a stone wall?
characters in game may have magic but the devs are human
>>534465445>launch is cancelled because the stairs are missingpretty surprising desu. never seen anything like this on any other servers
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This is the perfect end to the project epoch server arc.
They need to delay it 2 months.
Kaytotes gives off really big asshole vibes. I bet if you were sitting on a bench with Kaytotes he would insult every person that walked by. My dad used to do that, if a fatty would walk by he'd make a remark about them. He really comes off as that kind of person that just looks down on strangers.
rapeface
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>>534464913loli taurens pls
WTF still so many. im never getting in
>Take the whole server down instead of manually teleporting the manlets to the gnome/human/elf area
Or just let them walk there wtf, they're fucking over 95% of the server pop + non retarded dwarves
>this is the jew calling you a chantard
>PREGANTE MAN KEK OMEGALUL
>>534463938 (OP)desu there should be much more Onyxia art, she's pretty much the only villain in wow's history who actually got shit done
>Download some cute anime
>FFMPREG
wtf...
Those 5 minutes of uptime were filled with events for me. I dinged to lvl9. A female human paladin called my character stinky and said it's good when i told you that yeah it's a swamp damp in them briefs, after which she kneeled behind my toon.
Next I dropped off a bunch of quests, stole 4 copper nodes from some scrubs, almost died 2 times to hyperspawning spiders, almost stole a chest and was about to die when server died. I wanna play more damnit
>>534458942>5'6it's over, sister
So, how's the ebin stealth release (truly a great idea) so far?
>>534466025most manly Finnish man
>>534465212its pretty fucken funny.
ywnbaw btw
how long does it take to edit a fucking y axis
>>534466025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DebmlHgAvko
>>534465868calm down ross
Probably bad idea, but i will ask, what happened in the last 12 hours? Is the server in playable stage?
>>534465797>he hasn't donate for instalog to the best private server ever made featuring pregnant males yet
>>534466117not mongolian enough
Man it's almost like the actual guy with talent that made all the custom content they used to show off the server had already left the team months ago after doing 2 dungeons and some starter zones and they had to quickly scrounge something together with no experience or something.
>its pretty fucken funny.
>ywnbaw btw
>>534465868pochietroons are legitimately mad
Did I miss our daily 5 minutes of playtime?
>>534465836look at that disgusting kike BEAK
>>534466025now this is the kind of pregnant man i can get behind
this general is actually 80iq, i'm out
>>534466209They did a "stealth" relaunch a little while ago and there was some stair bug with their custom content in the first 5 minutes so they took it down again.
It's a shit show of unseen proportions.
>>534466209>"""""stealth""""" launch>3 hour edging session in realm select>server crash in 20 minutes>running very fast guy apparently stole stairs in some retard gnome starting area and approaches Isle of Quel'Danas as we speak
>>534466369And you're part of it lolll
>>534466209Went up for 5 minutes, people discovered devs took away the stairs in anvilmar, been down since.
>>534466306it was actually closer to 20
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nothing happening in the next 48h.
if you gooners had any sovl at all, you would render Chip Shop Diva as Whitemane
Will epoch have high elves and goblins?
why didn't Lady Prestor just milk Anduins shota cock?
>>534466435Did they actually confirm this is officially the relaunch or are just doing more random tests without telling us anything?
>>534466569yeah just make whitemane look like a bogdanoff twin
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
IT'S ACTUALLY UP
>>534466513All because they can't fix stairs
I gave them the benefit of doubt with muh server bottleneck, but them not being able to correct object placement in reasonable time is just sad
The general chat wouldn't be in open rebellion if Kay would get off of his fat, pimpled ass for five minutes to give an actual update. Or any of the 4 or 5 people on the team.
>>534464596Good thing I never reuse my passwords and didnt give them my real e-mail kek
>>534466369>i'm outnow the iq is 90
>>534466369my 150 iq brings it up, so you must be 60 iq
the next launch will be better
>>534466703did they not make you read 'the boy who cried wolf' at school
>play for five minutes while the servers are up
>servers go down
>decide to go walk dog
>come back and servers still arent up
anyone else nothingeverhappens-pilled?
>>534466426>there was some stair bug with their custom content in the first 5 minutes so they took it down againShouldn't be a real problem since Ktotes said that any problem derived from the custom content will be solved whiting 3 minutes.
>>534466574bruh epoch doesn't evne have stairs
>>534466672The devs haven't said a word.
>>534466645what did you think she was doing? marshal windsor was a seething incel though so he got us to kill her
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>prune 3g->2g
>keep boes, bars, recipes, potions and profession levels
lol, lmao, roflcopter
>mogs /wowg/, /xivg/, /wpsg/
Strongest MMO General.
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>my friend is actually so annoyed with the poor communication from the dev team he might actually go play turtle
I don't wanna go play turtle I don't wanna!
Is Ambershire really going to attract that many players? Honestly the "hype" around it feels kind of forced, and I get the impression a lot of players are Epoch or bust.
I'm gonna go play a match of CS with retarded russians, wish me luck.
>>534466672it crashed because the server still can't handle more than 5k players
>Epoch down
>Return of Reckoning down
Get your shit together, I'm not paying 0€ for this kind of service
>everyone is using quest arrows
grim
>>534467000nostairs midgets your response?
>tfw u realize that the devs stealth release not because they want reduced traffic, but because they dont want everyone to be alerted of their shameful fail launches
>>534466997>vet that plays private servers85% they are a troon
QUEST ARROWS... QUEST FUCKING ARROWS
>>534467085oh thank god they cleaned up that partition, now we can play for 20 minutes instead of 15
>>534467036thats where most people are heading unless poochie somehow release before then which i really doubt
>>534467000I don't get it, just do the barrel jump?
>>534466672It's their stealth relaunch. Turns out that adding untested content to the re-release wasn't a good idea. Who would have thought?
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oh lord
man i can't wait to fall through the floor crossing into westfall
i don't even play wow, i'm just here to enjoy the shitshow
The thing I like most about Epoch is it's claims to be Classic+. Every private server claims to be Classic+ in one way or another, but there's a huge difference.
While the lagfests and cyrillic, alien languages plague nearly all popular private servers, they use Classic+ as an advertisement. Not Epoch. Epoch uses Classic+ as a homage to what they've completely revamped and improved upon in a way that the original author could never accomplish.
It's objectively and literally a tip of the fedora at the original WoW team while saying "We'll take it from here." That's not funserver, that's betterserver. That's Epoch Classic+.
It's funny how people have been saying for days that the second they got the servers "stable" some custom content that was untested would cause them to bring it down and that's 100% exactly what happened.
This is going to be the process going forward you know? People are going to get to the Barrens and find a tree has been rotated on top of Sergra Darkthorn making half the quests undoable, down for 12 hours, then they'll get to Loch Modan and realize that the fucking loch is empty, 12 hours, ge to Hillsbrad their cool custom yeti quest mob they added has an ability that teleports you under the ground, 12 hours.
Why are you even here anymore?
>>534467000>>534467186>>534467198 /pfquest arrow
if you want to disable the reddit arrow.
>>534467036yea, i'll be playing it. it will be a huge success because apparently a lot of people want a Classic+ fresh right now, and it will be the only option for that.
>>534467036im a straight white male with a family and house and dog. i denounce the talmud. and im seriously coping so hard that im talking myself into ambershire and paypigging for shenna if this faggot server doesnt get its shit together by the end of the weekend.
im at the stage where id honestly be surprised if:
1) server ever launches
2) it is actually playable
>>534467249weird that they shut down everything just because of a tall ledge
if that was why they shut it down..
UP NOTIFICATION https://project-epoch-status.com/
>website notifies me
>can't log in
You retards need to stop huffing the hopeium pochie just isnt happening.
>>534467360trust the plan
AVGNWHAT
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Post a screenshot of you saying "Up your mother's ass!" in the chat window if it's actually up
WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACK
>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
>ITS UP
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>ITS UP
ITS DOWN
Thank you for testing, that will be all for today.
what did they mean by this
>>534467360because it's fucking hilarious. fuck off doomer
epoop did so much damage to the private server scene it's unreal. now when anyone hears about a private server they will think of the epoop incident and ignore it.
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Where is everyone
its already down again...
>>534467552get fucked jahy jizzy
>1000 queue
fucking shitass motherfuck
>nostalrius
>fresh
>turtle
>epoch
Yall niggers as 'seasonal' as blizz's wow has become
ITS SPINNING ROUND AND AROUND
>already 1k in queue
nibbas what the fuck?
aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's down again
I really enjoyed this one minute of gameplay, thank you Project Epoch.
disconnected again...
I can't take the edging
KRASH
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you enjoy your 10 second glimpse of character select, son?
good 70 seconds of gameplay, thanks
so this is what shitshow means
this has all been very useful guys, thank you
>Goes up
>Immediately goes down
this is a fucking joke.
i don't even know what to say, this is an ACTUAL humiliation ritual
OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is this the power of linux
>>534465391>Pointy nailsThat's too close to furry my taste, I unironically prefer the AI sloppy to that.
Of course real hand drawn is better.
this is seriously fucking over isnt it? no way they can launch at this point. its a joke.
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ahhh...the classic+ architecture
This really is some next level shitshow
>>534467662nice try sweaty, i've been on turtle since 2019.
I better be able to play in 6 hours buddy or else i will fucking flay you alive
>>534467813yeah, looking forward to next weeks 10 seconds.
I see staying at work was objectively the correct choice
I killed a mob on Kezan! I'm ahead!
Managed to log in for long enough to see that all of my herbs have turned into grays
their fucking "pruning of exploiters" solution was to just blanked delete everyones raw resources
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I'm stuck here, will I get this wand
>>534467898more like this pls
frittata
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These threads are more fun than the server could ever be, is this the actual worst private server launch ever?
>>534468018Wipe this man this instant
Totes should just delete his online persona everywhere, lest he wants to be laughed at until his death.
>>534467913maaaaaah the french champagne
Cya all for the next 30 seconds game sesh.
>>534467948kitty what kind of cut you want
>wow i got to play for 60 seconds!
WHO CLICKED THE GOBLIN?!??
PROJECT EPOCH IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
did anyone get to play the gnome/troll starting zones?
how was it?
IT'S UP AGAIN FAGS
GOGOGOGOGOG
>kill a mob
>server crashes
>rollback
>kill a mob
>server crashes
>rollback
>>534463938 (OP)Which class will be best for healing?
I think it'll be Resto Druid, but I've got very little TBC/ WotLK healing experience to know for sure.
>>534468060you didn't shift click to instant loot it all?
>>534468060forgot about minion name, don't want ross to get upset at me
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i wana ply
>>534468019they grey'd my 19 peaceblooms in bags but left my lvl 48 green BoEs and recipes in bank. haha lol lmao
>>534468019Yeah, but not prof levels so if you were farming to skill later then you got fucked
This is what you get for obnoxiously shilling in every Turtle thread for 3 years
I'm going to dilate with a fucking chainsaw if this keeps up.
this is just so embarrassing
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i was in for 30 seconds, then guru crashed. great server
I start to understand why this shit was in devhell for 2 years
>>534468198my tauren is stuck forever in the brambleblade ravine limbo due to this
>>534468279im reporting you right now cheater
>>534468297I love rias so much
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>>534468297>>534468387literally hand crafted for NTR
SYLVANAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>534467948he doesn't say that...
>>534468282who the fuck didnt start with two gathering professions
>>534468279screenshot or it didn't happen
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>>534468226I did but it only looted 2 items before the server died. I got this at least
If the people at work knew how I spend my friday evening they would never stop laughing at me.
>they didn't prune all the high lvl greens i hid on a vendor
oh no no no pochiesisters you will never catch up to me now HAHAHA
Yeah, I'm glad I gave up on even bothering with this shit. I fucking called that there'd be days if not weeks of their untested starter zones causing crash after crash. And to think, all of their custom content is probably barely any more robust.
Thanks for beta testing Epoch Launch 2.0 for me while I'm at work, NEETbros
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their tranncord is so fucking gay
>he fell for the "too many people tried to log in" meme
>they cant even keep their 2k pop server up for half an hour without crashing
>never questioned the single-thread server in the first place
Holy moly. What is this shitshow rumao
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okey POCHIE give me some numbers
riass
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>>534468478>quality custom content
epoop
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the ride never ends
Btw everyone, they're "pruning" process was literally to turn all my copper into fucking stones. "42 people" my ass. Fuck me for picking mining right? I had like 3 stacks, a normal amount for level 11.
project epoch is a jewish humiliation ritual
>>534468487every crash is a 1 min rollback so you won't even have the linen
>>534468550why was whitekidneys message manually deleted lmao
>>534468646get fucked nigger
>>534468646>my copperYou mean OUR copper, comrade.
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>>534468646>delete copper and herbs>keep lvl 54 boeskek kek kek kek kek
>>534468563She's super generic but there's something comforting about it, not the mention her ass and titties and all that
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currently in-game AMA
>I can't move
>My futa girl-cock is small
>there is a shaman about to die to a harvest watcher close by
>>534468646you might as well kill yourself, your life is completely over
Do I have to hunt down and install my addons manually? Turtle was very convenient with that.
>>534468563>>534468387god I love BIG FAT ANIME TIDDIES so much
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>stress testing it crashes back to back
>out of stress testing it's crashed nearly every time it was up and even sometimes during a server shutdown
>crashes twice
>its ready for launch
>just a few more days
>>>starts saying a few more days is apr 27th on donor github
>another stress test
>it didn't crash! it's a... another issue, haha
>it just crashed, again
this is never happening huh
ngl this is some nice entertainment until amber-chan comes around
>>534468646>he didn't convert the copper into barsohnononononono
>>534468646I also had like 3 stacks of herbs removed and around 30 skill in alchemy. I don't know why they thought that was too much for lvl8
Do people actually sweat or smthing to reach lvl 60 asap or they could wait like a few weeks more till the server actually stabilize?
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post yfw
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>>534468528They pruned literally nothing. Not even the gold counts are right.
>Realms have been ready to relaunch for 3 days
>>534468920All low level mats are useless as soon as everyone levels.
>>534468834Does your orc girlfriend peg you?
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Fuuuuck I'm missing this sovlful relaunch..
none of this bothers me because i have such swagger
>>534468864If somebody actually draws a cute Amber-chan mascot I'll uninstall Epoch and dedicate my life to her feet
>>534468826https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
it's just fucked right? there is reason they would be booting up the server for a few minutes at a time if they could actually keep it up. this was meant to be the stealth launch but now they can't even keep the servers up for more than a minute
>they just pruned across the board instead of offending cases
and people still believed them when they said they could effortlessly clean this up and it would be quick?
when is turtle fresh btw?
>ynr devs are about to go sleep
rip friday pochie
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of DISCONNECTED hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
>>534469043I wish I had one of these even if they are probably dogshit because its a literal overpriced bargain bin keyboard.
It just looks cool.
>>534469043>two jump bars
>>534468819Do you like femhumies...
>>534468996>>534468523lmao this image keeps getting posted and it keeps being exactly like their posts
>People only just NOW realizing how useless these devs are after the retarded pruning
Man I fucking TOLD everyone this was going to happen and that they should just do a full wipe since it'd be less hassle from an admin perspective (and faster).
>>534468834are orcs supposed to be that big
The data has been collected. Now... The plan is underway.
>nostalrius never had crashes or database errors
>epoch only has crashes and database errors
do zoomers really?
>>534469118>pruning is easy it'll take half an hour>delete every single low level trade good from peoples bagsBRAVO GAYTOTES
>>534469043>dedicated /spit buttonHVLV SVVL
>the accidentally deleted the parent folder for all stair assets
>corrupted and unable to recover
>kes spins up a new set of stairs to import
>it's made of 120,000,000 triangles
>server crashes immediately upon load
Clap
>>534469275bro this isnt even in the same fucken stratosphere. this has been multiple weeks of incompetence by the devs. stop being a faggot.
>>534469167that there servers piping hot toobs, gotta let it cool down for a day or two on the counter.
>>534469043that's nice, i'm always forgetting which button it is to jump.
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pochie friday yay yay
>>534469291I got mail from customer service last time the server was up for 43 seconds
Maybe they gave some back
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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did nostalrius really have 1 million accounts?
>>534469356esl reading comprehension
>>534469043>>534469315>no /fart button>no /pizza button to order you a piping hot Pizza Hut pizzaWere they even TRYING?!
Can we get some jiggies while waiting?
when will you retards learn?
>>534469291As long as he just accepts it this way and doesn't decide he needs to delay launch another week so he can revert everything because some brown complained about losing 2 stacks of silverleaf
im going to have to play on turtle again...
>>534469441yeah
and turtle has 12k concurrent players
don't question the narrative
is deadmines called VC or DM?
>>534469441if you dont remember, nost had really shit draw distance
>>534469043how did we go from an official /spit button to removing /spit, /flirt, and adding body type A/B in just 20 years
>>534466507kaytotes is spoiling people, a whole 20 mins!
do futa goblinas have a prostate and how deep in is it?
>>534469382Still believe in totes-sama and kes-hime!
POCHIE POCHIE YAY YAY YAY
Yeah I'm thinking we're gonna need another poll
>>534469448EVE Online did this when they released their ingame web browser
>>534469412that happened 2 weeks ago when people took time off work for the "launch"
>>534469275Why is it so hard to make a server like Nostalrius? It seems so simple yet we've only gotten shitty memeservers since then...
>>534469516what do you think
>>534469509we could play together if you want...
>>534469525you can still /flirt in retail classic
>>534469516on Epoch it's called Ligma
sending pawsitive vibes to the poochie pound! ^.^
>>534468687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI
>>534469681>Why is it so hard to make a server like Nostalrius?You need actual devs. The ones who know about WoW cores.
>>534469448Blizzard classic + has this
>devs probably ran the database code to delete gold first
>realized after they ran it that there is no way to determine who to prune profession items from
>just deleted them from everyone
>>534469736actually made me kek
>>534469875that's fine, I didn't have any to begin with
>>534469875funny thing is, they probably could've done nothing and nobody would've noticed.
>>534469875I still have my 3+ stacks of linen and 5+ stacks of copper?
>>534469857would of loved this as a pet
>>534470024I still have my linen as well. i think they fucked something up, or maybe they just forgot linen is a crafting item
carmine
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Gurubashi, whatever happed there
>>534470020Best race until Iksar were playable, then Frogloks replaced Iksar
>>534470175nothing ever happens
>>534469780Who is "Kaytotes" "Ktotes" aka Jon the Web Developer?
He has 11 years of Reddit post history, but what type of man is he truly?
>>534469857>11.98 for Spicy Pork, Steamed Rice and 3 Spring RollsWe NEED to go back
>43 hours since last update
>>534470175data is being examined
hh
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>There will be no more launches
>There will be no more crashes
>Trust me I have played
>And what you are all missing is that Epoch has the worst content even if it was online that you've ever seen. I've been to wailing caverns, i've seen what they did, I saw the endless complaining by the userbase who was stress testing and crashing then, years ago!
>The international multiple server owner cliques will not be involved
>We will not use Trinitycore
>No, No instead we will host our own custom content funserver and it will not have the lag of Turtle, nor will it have annoying trannies who make generals all about themselves
>It's been far long enough for this generation to stand up and take back it's generals
>>534467613sexy female night elf yummy :3
>>534470142why would they prune linen cloth? The point of pruning was that nodes were hyperspawning uncontested, so you could farm way more than you were supposed to. Linen drops off mobs, you earned that fair and square
Is it too much to ask to want to know if I at least have time to eat before it goes up? Or wanting the devs to just *acknowledge* the server going down?
has it ever been more over status?
millions lost to epoch. trillions died
>>534470226He's unironically a chud. Has old reddit comments saying shit like "YWNB". Wouldn't be surprised if he browsed here at some point.
>>534470226a generic fat failed streamer from the uk, he also replies to twitch whores on twitter. just a loser
>>534470049The remaster is coming out any day now, so there will be something to do between server crashes
>>534470024>>534470142well looks like we'll have to bring the servers down for another 2 weeks to address this issue, darn
where the Ai sloppa god at?
Is he banned?
>>534470363they're being stealthy anon. They want you to go eat so you're not around for launch. They're literally acknowledging they need people to not play for it to be stable.
DragonballSCHOLARS play epoch?!
they took like 10 copper ore from me but left my ~40 bars
>>534470361Mobs were hyperspawning too, and they semi-pruned leather (turned it all into scraps)
>>534470361people also abused hyperspawning mobs :)
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lol
>>534470363brother nobody is enough of a fat fuck to not finish eating before epoch works
>>534470463>remasteris there even remotely any hope it won't be either ai slop or outsourced to indians?
Question: can warlocks summon you crossfaction in twow, if you're in the same party?
>>534470440Did he have cam on during his Overwatch streaming days? Are there Vods?
>>534470363Bro its been 2 weeks of this shit, this is the way htey are. Some shit happened, and they're trying to fix it. Fuck knows how long it will be, go touch grass nigga!
While we wait for the server to come back up, let me post some WOW CULTURE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E7iceH8x0w
>Wipechads didnt win the vote but ended up being morally right in the end
>TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
>FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANVILMAR
>>534470620Finally some honesty.
moch
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>tfw too late to visit the exclusive dun morogh dam
>>534470476maybe, someone posted a AI sloppa picture of a Nelf bending over and you could see anus wrinkles. but otherwise surely this nigga sleeps, he isn't up 24/7 cranking, slopping and waiting to log in, right?
Turns out "Do nothing" and "Prune" were the same option all along.
>>534470773>The 5'10" Great Barrier
>>534470361then answer why they pruned my 2 light leathers lmao
>>534470361the ressources don't matter, 100 copper ore is worthless, having 110 Mining and being able to get tin and silver vein is the real thing but they didn't prune it
>>534470704Anyone got the warrior pvp video where the guy says nigger?
>>534470175Nothing ever matters
>>534470724I played your server
the one with custom content
AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
>>534470620God I wish
Put us out of our misery
>>534470198I played fem iksar in eq2
>>534470664hes wiped all his vods
https://www.twitch.tv/ktotes/about
pochie
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pochie??
>>534470620>btw no refunds :^)
>>534464129To be honest spamming login and shitposting on here was the most fun I had in months.
>mfw the real pochie was the shitposts we made along the way
Millions more must be pruned
>>534471050>Wipes vods>Doesn't wipe servers
>>534470020BASED OGRE. PURE SOVL
>>534471124>>534471050Man I sure would pay good BTC for some of those Vods
>>534470930>he was a demon hunter in the third war>oh yeah i wonder what he's doing nowadays>he's probably getting FUCKED IN THE ASS
r-ross-dono... please, have mercy on our feeble souls...
>>534471103i genuinely think i've had more fun here than i would've had playing pochie
>>534470704jahy please.... just one lick....
>>534470620HOLY SHIT EPOCH IS CANCELLED!!!
>>534471251Fuark... He's so cool...
so you're telling me the custom starting zone shit is the one to blame?
>CMs are too afraid to ask Kaytroon about server status
>Kaytroon is too afraid to post an update
THE CYCLE CONTINUES
>>534471263Most of the userbase will quit day 1 when they realize all of the mobs have been raised in stats until they're all 2-3 levels above the player. Not that this server can ever figure out how to use a debugger and fix their code, but maybe in a year or two
>>534471416Magic's mom kicked the power cord and broke the server.
>>534470978I forgot games could have blatant racism back in the good old days
>>534471416lets be real here, the devs probably hate the cms as much as we do, but they are the only retards who will volunteer to do this shitty job for free, only because they are attention seekers, and dont have any control in any other aspect of their life
>>534471369I kek'd way too hard at this
>>534471103>>534471263I just deleted the client two days after the first release, it was obvious they're utterly incompetent. Threads are really fun tho.
>>534464913>>534465763There's only two onyxia pictures and I saved them days ago.
Here's your tauren sloppa
>>534468072Like this anon?
>>534471369it's all fixeable within minutes
another weekend with no wow... why god why.....
>>534471251>We *CLAP* DO *CLAP* NOT *CLAP* INFORMATION *CLAP* FOR *CLAP* YOU
>>534470978Man I used to think these graphics were so cutting edge at the time
I love this. The game is old and boring anyway lol. But having to wait an unknown time to play it for 10 minutes makes it super exciting. I'm in it for the long haul
>>534471774>one issue takes minutes to fix>there are thousands of issuesCouple days. Fries my brain imagining the reasoning they had not to stress test before shadow launching, unless this is the stress test.
>>534471146there's how the slut dress looked on m*mmals
>>534470397she's kinda cute
>>534471648Built to be impregnated
>>534471793Use your 2 hour discord chat cooldown without making it obvious you're an /epog/ degenerate, good luck everyone!
>epoch devs when they try to launch a server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVEZSJt3dLo
can the mods start deleting these threads already? its been almost a month and the incompetent devs have nothing to show for it
>>534471648i can't tell how tall she is with no door reference
>>534471919Yea they should remake EQ2 in unreal engine 5
cozy
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I'm so cozy rn
>>534471369jerry get in here and take a look at this!
Capture
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LOL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pack it up it's not getting up today
>FAMILY AND MEDICAL MATTERS
WE /WEG/DEV STATUS NOW
>server crashes multiple times
>only after hours of silence
>"haha you thought that was the real launch ;)"
I fucking knew they'd pull this shit and this shit is the only reason they decided to do a stealth launch. If things went smoothly they would have claimed it was the real launch, since it crashed they can just say "test launch" indefinitely every time something fucking breaks. STUPID NIGGERS
>>534472174>>534472215>Unfortunately key members have had family and medical matters that need their attentionwhat a coincidence that multiple key members all had this happen at the same time, unless they are all one big inbred family and their fucking dad died of ligma suddenly
>>534472174>>534472215>the server will not be up today.>family matters>medical mattersthere goes my weekend
>>534472174I FUCKNIG KNEW THEY CANT DO SHIT WITH KAYTOTES I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY.
I hope kes is okay.
e37
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stealth rererelaunch imminent?
No fucking way, just no fucking way. This is unreal and that update is complete bullshit.
>>534471648cute, would protecc
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing
>>534472215HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>534472174BULLSHIT THAT WAS JUST A TEST
ohh nyoo family and medical issues no server today guise
For a moment there, I genuinely thought I was going to play this weekend LOL!
>>534467360I survived early Ascension ill survive this.
And all of this is still preferable to playing on turdie ambershart, or god forbid their stale 50% Chinese 30% Russian 20% Misc/Bot Pop server hahahaah.
>my tummy hurts
fuck 10k people
At least they're now communicating that it's not happening for a day at least
They should do that more often
>>534472215"Unfortunately key members have had family and medical matters that need their attention, and our testing may be delayed in the meantime"
Absolute mininum of 3 days, much more likely 7+ days before relaunch.
Pack it up.
a09
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AHAHAHAHAHA
>>534472215Bunch of AI slop excuses instead of admitting they stole the stairs.
Untitled
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L M F A O
This server is never coming up and you fucking retards are enabling these larp devs to continue with the charade.
Shitman its actually over.
>bbbbbut those weren't crashes!
fuck off
>>534472174>medical issuesOh no!! Did Kes have a dilating accident?
It's literally a non-existent server created by fucking niggers at twow to build up hype around classic+ and bait the hype tourists into playing on their new realm on 17th.
Le Frog
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Guess I'm gonna play Turtle.
>>534472291you thought that was the launch? what are you stupid or something?
-kaytotes in chat later probably
>>534472215SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
>>534472430You know its just Kes throwing his hands up in the air saying fuck this I need another mental health break.
>>534472174>>534472215it's over... it's truly over...
BRO JUST LAUNCH THE SERVER WHO FUCKING CARES IF THE DWARFS CANT PLAY. JUST ROLL BACK TO A VERSION WITH OUT THE NEW STARTING ZONES
>>534472215ambershire it is, then. they can't even admit they don't know how long it'll be, they just keep coming up with vague bullshit excuses.
alright i'm willing to acknowledge as someone that hates turdle that epoch fucking lost forever
God I wish turtle would move their fresh launch one week sooner just to fuck with these faggots
I'm so done
Back to AoE'ing on gummy... :c
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You just had to be there.
it took them 5 (five) hours to come up with an excuse to not launch today
oh that's ok it'll be playable in one week
oh that's ok it'll be playable in two weeks
oh that's ok it'll be playable in three weeks
oh that's ok it'll be playable in four weeks
oh that's ok it'll be playable in one month
oh that's ok it'll be playable in two months
>>534472215see ya all same time next week?
>>534472174Why didn't they say this beforehand and getting people's hopes up thinking it'll actually be up for good?
what unfortunate timing :(
"server wont be up today"
it's ALWAYS shit etas like this
this is the absolute best they can do
fuck
The data has been collected
what new excuse will they use tomorrow
>>534472291I predicted this. that said, I would do exactly the same thing
despite all this fuckery it will have tens of thousands of people playing- ADDICTED FUCKS
Kes actually did the 41%
that's the emergency
LOL
no guys the mods have a neighbor in the hospital i promise thats why and the crashes are us just turning off the server whenever we feel like it we promise it can definitely handle people logging in
>>534472381oh my, what a cope.
>>534472215really funny that they took off the level cap for "testing"
wonder why they would do that
hmm
>"It was only meant to be for testing guys!"
>After all the not-so-subtle hints that it was supposed to be a stealth launch
Anyone that still has hope for this server is beyond saving.
>today
What is this guys timezone?
i'm being dragged back to turtle kicking and screaming this is a complete fucking mess
Here king, you dropped this
>>534472215>Testing may be delayed>There's more tests
>>534472736Man read the room, they tried to relaunch and it fucked up again, they're throwing in the towel
>>534472215No more WoW for today lol lmao its just testing bro, not a stealth release even though all of the devs are online
why would they remove the level cap for a "test" after pruning the server.
Its cooked
>>534472771imagine the servers closure because they gotta announce Kes pulled the trigger and the vibes are low
965
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POCHIE SATURDAY
>>534472291>>534472215>>534472174They always have the perfect alibi ready
I told you guys to stop bullying Kes, look at what you've done.
um... is it up?
nons here were saying it'd stealth launch yesterday but i fell asleep while scrolling
>>534472860me when i find a female jolteon.
PRANK
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IT WAS JUST A FUCKING PRANK BRO. Turns out the real stress test was how much we can fucking take.
AHAHAH
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>multiple medical emergencies
I'm fuckin cryin laughin at this college essay excuse bullshit
>>534472215I'm getting REAL tired of these assholes...
Just uninstalled
Ambershire is genuinely finna release earlier than these apes
>>534472895it was obviously a launch, they don't know why the shit keeps crashing, their actual dev is on vacation or something so they keep stalling.
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e-pooch... why...
>switch servers on after telling people to expect a stealth launch
>multiple hours pass of people firmly believing the server is relaunching. Having issues, but still relaunching
>Only clarify multiple hours later that it was just a test and that they have no intention of bringing the server up today
Guys why is everyone being so toxic to us? We do this for free!
>>534472838>not-so-subtle hintsTHEY TOOK THE FUCKING LEVEL CAP OFF
IT WAS THE LAUNCH AND NOW THEY'RE WALKING IT BACK
i'll be on warmane until next December when it really launches
>>534470620The absolute state of epoop
>>534472215>>534472174>take the level cap off>server explodes>its just a test brosuh huh
EPOCH JANUARY
EPOCH JANUARY
EPOCH JANUARY
>>534472215lmaaaaaaoooooo. get ready for another
>several daysof downtime. what a joke. ambershire it is
I've never wanted a server to fail so hard before
I am not playing turtle under any circumstances
>>534472706because they don't give a shit about your time. it's a free server bro, so you see it's okay for the devs can treat the player base like shit .
Does Turtle WoW have UD Paladins? If not I'll probably just make a Dwarf Pally.
>multiple medical emergencies
How coincidental
>WE JUST PRUNED EVERYONE'S ITEMS AND REMOVED THE LEVEL CAP BUT THAT WAS JUST A TEST OK IT WASNT A FAILED LAUNCH
I want all of these devs dead
YOU BUFFOONS THOUGHT THAT WAS THE REAL LAUNCH??
So... is there a guide how to make Twow work as if it wasn't running on 1.12? I played few years ago when the hype was at its peak but didn't really do much
Ummm sorry guys my dog ate my server
>As some have noted we have opened the server intermittently for testing.
People are noticing.
>why were level caps removed if it was just a 'test'?
>>534472174>>534472215Should have donated more to keep the server up, players fault as always
>family and medical matters
Kes is on fucking suicide watch.
Has anyone here EVER been apart of anything close to this disastrous of a launch?
>family and medical problems
Reasonable nothing is more important family and health.
>>534473173no ud pals. dwarf pally is comfier anyway
>>534472992>their actual dev is on vacation or somethingcurious timing for a vacation.
>>534472215this has got to be the best real life example of "steamed hams" ever
I hope kes genuinely kills xerself
>>534473202just install the fixes/tweaks under the "mod" tab on the launcher
>>534473173they do not sadly but all pally specs are strong
Is anything they're doing technically illegal
how many more excuses? holy shit nigga
YOU FOOLS
THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR REAL LAUNCH
really, truly, genuinely hope kes kills himself and soon
the server can go on without his autistic episodes holding everything up
he doesn't even do anything he's a fucking ideas guy
My dick that needs to be sucked is Kes's medical emergency, sorry bwos
>>534473320The short life suits me better anyways
>>534473373they have their copyright on something that was created by Blizzard
see you again tomorrow for the intermittent tests
>>534473326take my code if you wanna play bf6, shit dont work on linux:
E8SU-QNNU-LAQQ-5ZRB
>>534473173>UD PaladinsReddit faggot race/class combo
Well, I dont want to shit on Epoch devs (much), but trying to cram in MORE world geo changes when everything already barely worked, is pretty dumb idea.
>kes was already on edge from the discord community
>fucks up the starter zones and ruins the stealth launch
>can't fix it fast enough under the pressure after bragging about how it'll only take "minutes"
>gave in to the dark thoughts and necked
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534473506I got it already nigga
>>534473326>spend 5 years cultivating the banned from turtle crowd>surprised when the people that want to say slurs say slurs
>server will not be up today
00:01 LAUNCH CONFIRMED
>>534473456All I really know is that I and my fellow staff members have put blood, sweat and tears into this effort for 4 years, entirely volunteer, and now that we are close to hopefully getting things working, all the vitriol ... well it ain't great for my mental health.
I'm sure youre all going to tear this post apart, circulate it around reddit and 4chan, people will DM me more death threats, yadda yadda. But I'm really sad guys. I'm really sad that I feel unwelcome and ostracized in my own community.
did anyone get to play the troll starting zone?
>shallow excuse for failing to launch again
>people are understandably very angry
>kes will cry again and rake in the attention
>>534473373The entire server is an illegal private server.
Most people don't care because they're not playing or being charged.
Blizzard doesn't care at the moment because they've got other concerns.
>>534473373making a private server without blizz autorithy, cashcrabing without a bug but keeping the servers offline
Nah anon they are the good guys
>>534473571lmao HYPE HYPE
more testing please
mmfgh hnng
Why would they rush trying to develop 2 "surprise" zones RIGHT BEFORE LAUNCH if they can't even launch the fucking game? Are they retarded?
back from getting banned after "doxxing" ross
server still not up lmao
might as well dump some stuff in the new patches
first up, their stv themed remake of tbc eots
This is probably the shittiest communication i've seen from a dev team
i spend hours cooking so i could play on this fucking server now its gonna fucking spoil
>>534473482The base client is copyrighted, that is the files that you downloaded seperately.
The epoch launcher and this auth server page and all server side aspects of the game are not protected by copyright as they're all reverse engineered slop, nobody has blizzard source code for any of it.
if it wasn't a stealth launch why did they remove level cap?
>>534473482What the fuck? Is this an oversight or did they legitimately copyright their modded WoW server?
Barber kitten, unleash your wrath
>turtle actually won by doing nothing
>>534473792oh neat did you get a 2 week dox ban that just expired today too? mine was from posting images from the tea leak
>the best excuse chatgpt could come up with was "medical emergency"
They must not be on the new GPT5.0
>>534472215Yeah actually at this point I'm feeling just about done, this was such a crock of shit
Might as well wait for Blizz to cook up whatever Season of X is next
>normal Friday plans cancelled
>no epoch tonight
Looks like I'll get to finish my MechWarrior 3 campaign tonight, then pochie tomorrow.
mGRUAet
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How fun is twow's arcane mage
Considering a dwarf there
>>534473801it really is atrociously bad. they're literally lying to our faces and everyone with a brain knows it.
>>534473792>not using a VPN
new felstone fortress area in south east TBL
POCHIE...
NEVERRRRRRWAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>stealth launch hoping servers will be held by hope and prayers
>server crashes and burns
i-it was just a test guys
Idk, I think I'll just wait for the next wotlk fresh at this point. Like Duskhaven or something.
These retards don't seem capable of running a server.
>"You'll know it's the launch once you see the patch" (They patched)
>"Gurubashi won't come online again until we're out of testing (Gurubashi was up)
>Level cap removed
Hm, it was totally a test
>i-it was just a test, not le stealth release
Pathetic.
poochiesissies... wut now....
Literally everyone knows it's an excuse now they've used them all up. Even the CMs are pissed.
>>534473848It was meant to be the relaunch, everybody knows this. They are literally making bullshit excuse because they are humiliated and seething, and we won't hear from them again for days or weeks or even at all
>>534472215>They got the manga translator with the sick mother on their team
How do I install turtle wow?
>>534472215>>534472174>Server was down 4 hours ago>No information if any issues were fixed>Took them 4 Hours to come up with the excuse to why the server is not upAt least they said it will not be up today, but holy fuck its hard to justify how incompetent they can be.
>>534473983I liked it, its decent leveling with it doing Arcane Explosion spam and end game it gets strong with tier set. Arcane rupture and missile spam is fun, but arcane fire is prob still better.
>>534473891kek this. I anticipated some foul ddos play but these trannoids actualy took initiative and ack'd it themselves, as is custom for their ilk. very impressive
I genuinely believe there are multiple medical emergencies among the dev team. They probably saw the how fucked things were during the stealth launch and either had an aneurysm or just attempted suicide. They're in the virtual equivalent of being locked inside a bunker with an angry mob trying to break down the door.
>>534474050are you just posting retail blasted lands or did they actually just lift it wholesale
>>534474083but there is no good wotlk fresh coming?
>>534473657>>534473672>>534473482I meant more about lying to the playerbase about funding or something
>>534474186Relax your sphincter, use plenty of astroglide, resist the urge to clench and just slide it in.
>announce a stealth launch
>servers go up for a few mins
>ppl rush in thinking its the launch
>after 3 hours of servers being down, the devs respond saying its was a test and their grandmas are sick.
so they just purposefully edge their 'player'base for nothing, keeping the vibes immaculate
i wonder how much more humiliation warcraft cultists are willing to take before they finally call it quits. not only does blizzard hate you, even private server devs treat you like fucking cattle
they always have some stupid excuse
>>534472908Stop spamming animefaggot!
>>534474113Honestly i feel bad for the average CM who has to deal with these incompetent retarded developers and then hear about all of the dogshit of how incompetent and retarded they are from the players. It's like getting fucked in the pussy and the bootyhole at the same time, if you think about it.
>>534474267I wish they WOULD all rope themselves so we can at least stop expecting anything from them
>>534472620how many people play on gummy?
>>534474138the family emergency shit was atrocious. even if its actually true they shouldn't have written that
what a joke
>>534472215>*coughs blood*You can't make this shit up.
They don't have a single person over the age 25 and it shows. They are a bunch of retarded kids who don't know what they are doing.
the new troll starting zone their art team created
gnome zone was in the path files somewhere but i couldnt be bothered to stitch them all together because i hate looking at snow and rock
>>534474270nope, this is their custom content. the minimaps have a few errors though. felstone fortress's minimap is missing the blackrock gate asset they used to mark the fort entrance
I'm still waiting for Kaytotes to have a melty and cancel the whole thing
vvallgun
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>meanwhile on vvalcraft
>>534473823this nigga eating smoked desert dumplings
>>534474369reminds me of college when I had 6 grandmothers die lmao
>server will just shutdown anytime one of the staff catches a cold or when it's kaytotes' birthday or when Kes gets a prostate exam or when Magic is feeling a bit sad
What the fuck is this shit bro?
>>534473781100% south american monkey
Does Turtle WoW have crossfaction?
>>53447436831 on atm, it's a ghost town.
Seriously tho, tbc classic when? I might as well just level a mage
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Atleast epoch donation part works well, y'all lost.
>>534474210i mean this graph says it all
they tried the relaunch, they realized its fucked
they spent time fixing it
they tried the fix and immediately realized something is still fucked and thats that
>haha shadow launch what? i swear it was just testing
>>534473853>did they legitimately copyright their modded WoW serverthere is no "legitimately copyrighting" something. it's automatically assumed for original work. a copyright only needs to be registered with the govt if intending to sue on it.
>>534472215>they removed the reactionsoh no no no
was the number of hearts in double digits?
what bullshit excuse will they use next? any guesses? my bets on the server is getting ddos attacked or their server host received a c&d so now they have to migrate somewhere else.
server is never coming up bros
>>534474514lmao. imagine paying for this, just go pay some findom at that point
here's tol barad. the dungeon portal is in that purple castle
>>534474472fake numbers like warmane
>>534474408is it close to the echo islands?
>>534474514>they gained 100+ doations since the failed launch on the 26thcattle. goyim. rape victim. humiliation fetishists
FUCK MANLETS, IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!
>>534473983unplayable until you get full tier set. arcane power is unusable and literally kills yourself until you get the full set bonus
>>534474462yes
for people going to turtle, just dont say slurs in world chat that is all you gotta do. there is a literal kkk guild, just dont spill your shit into world chat
>>534474514man they got like a couple of grand at least in the past 2 weeks
>>534472215shame about epoop being abandoned
here's a pity bbc invite if anyone wants it
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/f5d69506-15df-426f-8002-8517447bb6d2
Holy shit these threads are fast.
i don't understand why the dwarf players refused to just do the barrel jump. SELFISH NIGGERS
Seems this team is intentionally trying to burn any good will from their playerbase
Got what I needed from this, thanks.
>>534474748horrible
they have a hateboner against it
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new content in the wetlands. this is in the same set of mountains that turtle used for their content but turtle uses only around half of the available space, epoch's wetlands extension uses the whole mountain range.
>>534474408its directly east of tiragarde keep, just past those shipwrecks where the chest quest is
>>534474815some did. npcs were missing from the building
got what i needed to crank my hog, thanks
i think we ought to have more sympathy for the poch devs who work day in and day out for our enjoyment. they're doing their best guys, so, just wait a little longer and everything will be fine.
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>>534474434>crusader on a gunTruly deranged.
>guru won't be up until relaunch
>>534474679Now that is sad
>>534474748its still good but they didnt receive massive buffs like almost every other spec did in their class changes, so theyre bottom dps
theyre getting buffed next patch
>>534474832At this point it almost seems intentional, yeah.
If I were Shenna and co. I'd be rubbing my hands at this whole scenario though - this has unironically been the best free advertising TurtleWoW has had in a while as near as I can tell.
>>534475008it just gets worse and worse
Why do they keep making shit up? Just admit they stealth launched and it fucking died again. Why bother with the 'testing' and 'personal matters' bullshit??
within a couple of days btw
>>534475008>wait in your cuck corner while Kezan chad plays me tee hee. thanks sweetie
>>534474898oh cool. that makes sense then.
here's springsocket, a new neutral hub in the south east badlands. not much notable to say about it other than the liquid in the lake is supposed to be oil and not translucent green
>>534475008gurugigapussies stay losing
>>534475008Digging through CM posts is just childish.
PEOPLE DONATED ACTUAL MONEY TO THIS SCAM LMAO
yo can they poll a wipe again some niggas got level 17 i’m not about that
>>534475069>>534475109maybe the stuff about only wanting 2k people was so true that they are trying to make it happen by just fucking everything up
>>534475069that's why they are doing Ambershire. a lot of us don't care about the exact server and just want a freshie. and Turtle's will just work.
see you on the turtle fresh on the 17th
>>534475069seriously. i never would've considered playing turdle but i'm 100% rolling on ambershire in a week. epoch got the classic itch going and now there's nowhere else to go but turdle.
>>534475008so we're doing a real relaunch now? What the fuck happened to 'stealth' relaunch
I'm gonna make a $5 donation with my username as a suicide prevention hotline. I'm seriously worried about these unstable troons
>>534475008punishing the trans chuds in the gurucord
>>534475172>devs are just showcasing all the custom content as a form of damage control
>>534475313its an old as fuck post
anyone know why they keep telling these retarded lies? its obvious the proiject is a mess they could simply say its not ready, and save face instead of being no brained niggers? someone make it make sense to me.
>>534475313they tried it and failed, now they have to cope
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they've expanded that little lost ones village in swamp of sorrows and added what looks like a goblin house to the very north east
well it was fun guys but this sucks and I have no reason to stay here anymore, I've lost interest.
but I got interested enough to go on my drawfag journey to draw big titty whitemane
>>534475172I was running around there during the first hour of launch when game was deadlocked.
>>534472215And people called me a doomer for saying that this exact scenario would happen
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https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity
ulmetrs cookin still
Wait, I was asleep, what's with all the doomposting? What happened?
>>534475491they faked out the relaunch
tomorrow again at the earliest
>>534475371It’s easier to string along salivating wow players who want epochs ecock in their mouth rather than admit failure
Never going to hear from them again, thats it they had enough of people being mean and making fun of them, that was just a test btw even though they uncapped and turned on guru hhaha ok
>>534475008>GURUBASHI G-AAAAAACK!!
I'm surprised the cord is still not locked.
Everyone is shitting on them.
>>534475536I'm curious who the "key members" are if Ulmetrs is still active considering he's the only fucking one doing anything.
>>534475540It's over (over)
>>534475540they tried to stealth launch and it flopped
stonetalon caverns max level dungeon entrance, just off route when walking down to the charred vale
theyve also made a cut through that starts just north of sun rock retreat
>>534475491it was never up
>>534472885wanna kiss and hold hands while we wait fellow dimwitdogger? :3c
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let's all mass report the cord!
>>534475628that's a foot, not a goat
>>534475258>>534475290Yeah at this point I'm also rolling on Ambershire after seeing how fucking useless this lot are. Spent a little time checking out Nordanaar to get a feel for things and while it kind of sucks that they still use the 1.12 client and addons are extremely limited compared to even TBC ones, at least shit just works for the most part, and it looks unlikely that Ambershire's going to have any real issues if it's just basically a copy of Nordanaar but fresh.
>>534474462On Nordanaar (PVE) yes, on Tel'Abim (PVP) no. Also Tel'Abim has 2x rates because fewer people play there. There's also a F R E S H realm launching on August 17th, Ambershire (PVE)
so tiring to see these posts
ech
>>534475712terrain is way nicer than turtle. turtles stonetalon path is just a giant wedge cut out of the mountain
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our lord and savior has spoken
>>534475246then cap the server at 2k and make people queue
>>534475712overhead doesn't look half bad
cautiously optimistic
>>534474083Play Amber with me I will be your friend...
>>534476004they dont want 10's of thousands of players i think they want a small 2k community with no que
>>534475903>what do you mean free? I donated $1000 for this!
>>534474472i miss you midna
>>534475950Yeah that's about the only theory that makes sense to me - they know that they'll never be able to support all these players so they'll just wait until Turtle absorbs most of them before trying to properly re-launch - but they'll never actually just give a date and will continue to string people along all the while.
>>534475468Are you that drawfag? Sorry we never got to play...
>>534476342Don't worry anon, I'll draw her and post in whatever future thread that appears.
>>534476521Will you be on Ambershire?
Rogue spec on turtle for wpvp while leveling?
>>534476342Probably a different draw fag, I'm currently playing BF6 lol
Anyone know any profession spoilers? Stuff like if the enchanting staves or crafting BoPs are worth taking? Seems like there wasn't anything useful or new from 1-75.
Hey Keytotes, do you feel that??
It's your legacy burning into a pile of fucking ashes
>Gurubashi went up when it was stated before only Kezan is turned on for testing
>level cap removed
How the fuck did they think anyone but drooling morons would buy this load of shit?
>>534476769how about gnome front?
>>534472307They were all hospitalized after being in the same room with Kes' axewound stink.
>>534482209lmfao make this a discord post please
>>534475712love the detail of it being the same as WC3 with the arches
>>534484290Good catch. that's actually very soulful.
>>534484034Kes don't do it...
holyfuck
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>>534472215if you actually are still trying to play on this server you're beyond retarded
>>534484034HAHAH. doubt these terminally online freaks are this online, such a kino edit. wp anon
