Thread 534487803

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>>534487803 (OP)
It hurts me to think this could have been a doe op

Kris game Kris thread

Carol banning homosexuals from attending to the festival!

>>534488138
Anon that's half the town.

>No EGG in chapters 6 and 7
>No secret boss in chapters 6 and 7
How long will chapter 6 actually be?

>>534487803 (OP)
>ralsei thinks
>therefore he exists
>darkners are real
Hmm

Remember to stay hydrated, anon!

>>534488138
>noelle is held in her downie containment chamber in the basement for the duration of the festival.
>kris wonders why noelle is nowhere to be found when carol told kris she would be thrilled to see him at the festival.

Fave lets the thief enemy steal all their clothes and lets them beat them up until they game over.

>>534485532
it looks like it's from a light/dark swap where Spamton and Kris swap while Tenna and Susie swap
https://www.tumblr.com/grayscalem/791142649177538560

>>534488420
Yes sir.
https://files.catbox.moe/apf11j.png

Why did she do it?

>>534488404
>”that’s actually some pretty solid evidence”

>>534488524
The chalk closet intro comic of Spamton and Tenna meeting and falling into the first Dark World

>>534488295
Hometown's demographics are absolutely fucked, at this rate the town will collapse in one generation with no more children

>>534488147
this but trying to make us forget mettaton's a devious asshole

o-or maybe we're both wishful thinking..

>>534488664
Kris replaced Noelle's chocolate bar with C4 as a prank

If you fed Noelle a Costco Hotdog or slice of pizza + a pepsi, her body would probably have a violent reaction. Honestly the giant pepsi alone would probably make her go hyper for a bit.

I LOVE TV!

>>534489014
>caviar again
spoiled little shit
TOBY MAKES ME HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH

beware of the man who speaks in hands.

>>534489185
dude Carol is force feeding her all the rich people food she can possibly think of, she's going to get some physical disability because of it at some point, like Gout

>>534488664
>Constantly terrorizing Noelle.
>try to go your parents
>"He's just being playful."
>"Probably just a human thing."
>"is he really harming anybody?"
Dess learned very quickly that justice had to be handled personally.

>>534489185
It just makes me feel bad for her
Imagine having to eat fucking caviar often enough for it to be a problem, caviar sucks

>>534489014
>costco pizza
Came instantly

>>534488295
No they aren't. It's totally straight.
>>534488910
Almost as if living like a degenerate doesn't provide a good future for your community.

good evening, i love them

>>534489446
and that's the end of the comic, I fucking love swaptism

>>534489185
Can deers even eat caviar?

>>534489782
i think deer can eat insects so maybe it's just full on meat they can't have

>>534489782
Most animals are opportunistic omnivores

>>534489376
Do you think the poor psyop rich people into thinking eating weird shit is fancy?
>snails
>frogs
>oysters
>lobster
>mussels
I like all of these by the way but it’s funny all of them are eldritch sea monsters that cost a mortgage

>>534489782
Deer eat meat sometimes but not often.

>>534490002
Rich people psyop themselves into it

>>534490106
>pomnelle
>raping her to "your new home"

>>534490002
lobster has a funny history in particular, it was regarded as poor people food for a long time

>>534490002
lobster literally used to be poor people food

>>534490002
Lobster is the only good thing on this list

>>534490378
Frog legs just taste like chicken wings

TV DAISUKI!!!!

>>534490002
In my experience as a cook people just like poor people food in general because it's fatty and savory, and rich people like the food and aren't doing any sort of weird performative bit to dunk on the poors or act like them or anything.

Otherwise rich people mostly like exotic foreign food, also eaten by poor people, but don't like being embarrassed by not knowing what something is or how to pronounce something.

>>534490378
Snails and oysters can be good.

>>534490501
>>534490612
Yeah I just don't like how eating them feels mentally, it's icky!

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>>534490524
cute

>>534490692
what about shrimp
I fucking love shrimp
I wish I had shrimp right now, damn

>>534490612
snails you say...

>>534488664
For boytum

As a communist I would have Noelle shot on principle. But I would make sure it's quick and painless and she isn't touched beforehand.

>>534490002
Pufferfish especially seems like a straight up assassination attempt

>>534490747
i like how the tennabox feeding machine is quarantined in the corner

>>534490812
Shrimp is good!

>>534490914
Pufferfish honestly just sounds like a joke Samurai would make about Bushido that got out of hand.

>>534490002
>snails and frogs
we don't talk about the fr*nzosen here.
>oysters/mussels
were dirt-cheap when they were plentiful, i heard many a story about new yorkers eating them.
>lobsters
literally known as sea cockroaches

all food is made artificially deluxe by their scarcity.
white bread and fresh "sweet" butter used to be a privilege of the upper class in medieval societies, some even flexed by buttering both sides (weird flex but okay), but with the german discovery of isolating nitrates for fertilizer (and explosives) and the emergence of automatic industry, white bread became not only not a luxury, but the bog standard of cheap mass-produced bread.
now-a-days we eat the peasant bread of yesteryears as we prefer mixed-cereal breads and sourdoughs.

I really think pipis (unfertilized, I'm not an evil fuck who'd eat pipis balut) would taste good, like an egg with seafood flavor automatically mixed in (imagine the seafood omelettes), maybe a bit like deviled egg flavor mixed with roe...
You might get Spamtonella if they're raw or undercooked, so heat them well.

>>534490574
Are you american?
Where I've lived there's a pretty big difference between "fine dining" and normal food. Rich people will still go to like, mid range restaurants but there's a fashion adjacent obsession with eating vogue and obscure foods.
I can't imagine anything like a tasting menu at a family restaurant, for example, but you could absolutely run something like it at a much lower cost if poorer people were willing to pay for the experience. The demand for it literally does not exist.

Or stuff like an oyster bar. When they're present they go, but I think most people wouldn't care for them outside of the context of "rich people food"

>>534488910
ENTER

>>534491028
yeah, along with the unfinished cow bikini tenna.

>>534488445
>him
Kris will also be banned

You know what I like? Pistachios

>>534491038
hell yeaaaah, some people call them bugs but they're delicious, feed me the sea bugs, I'll eat em all

>>534488910
not to mention the race mixing with every kid in town wanting kris's BHC. (C can mean whatever you want)

>>534491254
he's californioid.
no wonder he's gay.
he drank the water there.

>>534491225
Lucky bastard

>>534491227
I assumed they’d taste like those chocolate Easter eggs that come in the same pastel blue iykwim

>>534490904
As a capitalist, I would tie you up and make you watch as I melt steel rods in a massive vat in a steel mill, telling you how even a second of contact would incinerate your flesh, and not even much more could turn your bones to ash. Going into immense detail about how awful a way it'd be to go, getting melted alive in a pool of white hot steel...

how do the pipis come into existence? does spamton lay them, or do they come from somewhere?

Now that Hussie is evil how long until Toby turns against us

>>534491383
>kris gets put in the same downie downie containment chamber as noelle.
i cant foresee anything bad happening.

>>534490904
>>534491502
Now kiss.

>>534490002
I can't eat any of these lol

>>534491254
I got reservations for dorsia

>>534491675
>now
His soul has been going [down the drain] for a while. I think the "doubt and irony" line in Chapter 4 was written with reflection on how he treated/treats HS.

>>534491360
i can never fault you guys for enthusiasm

>>534491746
>NOOOOOO I didn't do anything to cultivate my relationships with others and ended up alone HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEEE

>>534488664
i get the feeling dess really likes licking him
like not even specifically in a sexual way, she just likes the feeling of her tongue running all over his body

>>534491254
American yes
>>534491459
Californian no

And yes there's something to be said about the fine dining experience, but I was mostly remarking on observations about truly wealthy people who will much down on $10 worth of cheap bar food in today's times mostly because "it's good" and not because of any psyops or greater societal reasons.

When rich people started eating lobster, it was probably just because they found out it was tasty and were willing to look past any social class issues around eating good food.

Also most people rich, poor, or even working in the food industry directly don't really know that much about food at the end of the day. It's a broad subject with lots to specialize in.

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>>534491360
always love your tennas, whiteboard is kind of a pain MILKY MILKY I mean yeah but you do good lines IT'S MILKY TIIIME

Please share with me Tenna fanart to use as my phone's lockscreen, would really appreciate it

>>534491991
Sandy cheeks
Iykyk

>>534492149
I've had the same phone for 3 years and haven't changed the background from factory default..

>>534492153
>All things must go

>>534492007
What the fuck do you mean not in a sexual way that's inherently sexual. She'd be jailed for that in most places

>>534491460
Desz and Kris would 100% spend weeks imitating jojo fights after watching Stardust Crusaders.

>>534492246
Mettaton has been my lockscreen for over 6 years ...

>>534492246
me too

>>534492105
>>534491360
Haha thanks anons. Also anon if you are struggling with drawing on whiteboard, (particularly with the no layers and only being able to erase whole strokes) you can always sketch what you're going to draw in a color you aren't going to use and maybe in a smaller size before lining over it with the size and color you actually want, that's what I do sometimes.

>>534491502
>Capitalists
>Waste perfectly good steel
>Communists
>Provide vension to feed the hungry.
Hmmm...

>>534492246
Me neither it's been the same for over 3 years in my case, which is why I wanna change it now for a cute Tenna

>>534490747
i gotta draw some pippin stuff there later i'm already getting withdrawals

>>534492276
in the animal world social licking is a known thing

>>534492320
>picrel has been my lockscreen for 4 years
NO I’m not Mexican I SWEAR

december was a bully who treated kris like shit, that's why noelle wasn't overly perturbed by the way susie bullied kris in newest girl girl. it was nothing new.

>>534492525
This.

If Kris was adopted by the wet nose bandits he would be licked every day.

>>534491608
I think Spamton just wills pipis into existence. The weird route mansion is filled with pipis, and there's no way he laid all of those in such a short amount of time.

>>534492149
how about his ass

>>534492061
The problem with that is that lobster (and shellfish in general) isn't even that tasty. I'm not saying it tastes bad, the taste is just extremely mild and it's a pain in the ass to even eat in the first place.
And steak is basically the same thing. By the time you're eating it, what you're actually tasting is a fuck ton of fat and salt and whatever seasoning/sauce it's served with.

But people gas that shit up like it's god's gift to food because it's expensive. One thing I've noticed is as you move towards rich people food the focus moves towards ingredients and story as much as technique and flavour. "Here's a slab of beef that cost $100, and we're going to do as little as possible to it to not mask the main ingredient".
Of course the chefs at the highest level are extremely talented, and I'm sure I could somehow fuck up a $100 steak, but I don't think even the best chef in the world is going to make that taste as good as a perfect ratatouille.

>>534492525
>Dess is a featherless biped
>animal
Yeah right buddy

>>534492568
spiritually mexican

Deltarune if Toby Fox was a good writer:

>>534492425
That's what I've been trying, it is easier but still takes some attempts for me. At least Whiteboard is good for working on line confidence.

>>534491608
>>534492715
they're a computer worm, they multiply autonomously non-stop

>>534492153
que?

>>534492427
I'm using the steel to kill opposition, the red is wasting precious money by giving food away for free. Who's the real monster here?

>>534492715
Maybe he lays spawning pipis ("parent pipis") that then asexually reproduce on their own

>>534492963
Comic of giant sandy cheeks sucking up bikini bottom with penis

>>534492737
I wish I could but no, too explicit to just whip out in public

>>534492715
>The weird route mansion is filled with pipis, and there's no way he laid all of those in such a short amount of time.
his bowel movement game is insane. he DID lay those pipis in less than seconds

>>534492683
>Kris bullied noelle
>Dess bullied Kris
Now we just need Noelle bullying Dess.

>>534492258
>"This is.. the true nature of the roaring. I'm sorry Kris.. I didn't want you to see this.. I thought by now.. not everything would have to go."

>>534492525
*ahem*
DESS IS NOT AN ANIMAL, THESE ARE SAPIENT FURRIES
THAT IS SA

>>534492851
tony if he hire fans

>>534492740
this is why i like gordon ramsay. top 3 chef of the world and his favorites are fucking grits with shrimp, shepherds pie and beef wellington

>>534493028
Noelle.

>>534493227
Shepards pie is fucking gas.
Especially if you’ve had it with lamb like it’s supposed to be made

>>534493321
I mean, how else would you have it? The lamb is what makes it shepards pie

>>534492740
I did an Alaskan crab bisque pretty recently based on an old lobster bisque recipe out of a 1940s french magazine.
The rich folk I served it to was more interested in the caesar salad it was served with as an afterthought which baffled me but aligns with your statement that it's just not that tasty especially compared to a classic but incredibly basic salad.

>>534493227
all 3 are fucking amazing too
perfect food for the right situation

Onion-san spotted in the Delaware River

>>534493421
Good Ceasar salade is fucking amazing though.

>>534492989
real

>>534493417
A lot of people call cottage pie Shepards pie because ground beef is easier to get

>>534493451
simple dish + good ingredients = tasty fucking food

If Toby came out as trans, would you start using she/her pronouns to refer to him here, or would you keep calling him a man?

Imagine the true crime documentary about Dess going missing.

I wonder if snail pie is actually yummers if you like escargot

>>534493597
>said spamton

>>534493564
It absolutely is, it's just not exciting or exotic.
Also as a cook I hate making salads, I get paid to work with knives and fire not assembling piles of leaf and veggie with some fat sauce and cheese to make it edible.

is her name soogie or sussy

>>534493417
honestly I have a hard time making a shepherd's pie that tastes better than the lamb I made it with

>>534493451
I agree all of them are great but Beef Wellington and Shepards pie fill the same niche for me, if that makes sense

>>534493597
anyone who puts sweetcorn in cottage pie or shepherd's pie is my enemy
...said the notoriously fussy eater chara

>>534493695
I would start calling him Ran-Sama.

>>534491278
>Gooner Vessel as a breeding factory.

w-wait...
you guys are eating goats????

>>534493695
Toby is soft launching this by making Kris (his manlet self insert) a they

I haven't had cottage or shepards pie in years, I'm gonna have one or the other next week.

>>534493778
It does seem tedious. Especially getting the damn cooked eggs out of the shell without damaging them.

>>534493784
snausage

>>534493704
>extremely tasteless breadtuber animation about it where the holiday family stand around dess' gravestone in default family guy sad poses and the monotone european narrator goes "the holidays were sad about this"

>>534493950
i tried goat once, it was ok

ur faves favorite food sucks
my faves favorite food ROCKS

>>534493125
You type like a twitter nigger
All you'd need is that picture of Cosmo from Fairly OddParents screaming

>>534493950
Not the meat, but I've had milk and cheese and made alfredo sauce with it before.

>>534493695
I would continue as I have. Refusing to give him my money, and modding the game to make it go my way.
Hey. Just had a thought. When Deltarune said my choices don't matter, did Toby Fox ever consider mods?

>>534493826
Well yeah they're wholesome, meaty food wrapped in carbs usually served with plain vegetables that come from the same cuisine
They aren't a million miles away

>>534493716
It would be baller, although I don’t think the tismers on here could have it because of texture

>>534491460
She thinks she’s Dio, but in reality, she’s Polnareff.

https://www.tumblr.com/krisonthefrontporchwithabeer/789286659540811776/could-you-possibly-explain-the-kris-got-molested

>do i think kris got textually, literally molested? i mean, kind of. im not gonna say no they did not because i straight up cannot even entertain the idea of viewing this character without sexual abuse in mind. but that's not really my point. my point is that kris is the most thematically molested character of all time

I hate this post but I figured you guys would be into it so I'm showing it to you.

>>534493747
Setting up a wildlife camera and watching Spamton and Tenna eat various savory and sweet pies I set out for them

>>534493778
if you know a good simple pasta recipe please tell me. a little tired of bolognese

I'M VERY HUNGRY

>>534493970
Kris would never go for a hanging. If the entire room doesn't look like the sleeping room after that one scene in nightmare on elm street he isn't interested.

>Unofficial Homestuck Collection taken down after Hussie threatened to sue
How will modern Deltarunekiddies ever learn about one of the main inspirations behind UTDR now?

>>534494179
Kris got molested by me.

>>534493950
I've had cajeta made from goat milk it's yummers

>>534494179
>the player, or "the angel,"

>>534494179
Molested coded

>>534494179
Anon we're a lot of things around here but liable to read some literal who tumblr blog post is not actually one of them.

>>534494128
I think you misconstrue something that a character from the game said as a theme of the game
He also probably doesn't give a shit about mods, considering the Halloween hack

>>534494239
i legitimately wonder how hussie expects people to read his comic when he won't even fix his damn site

Gort

>>534494225
Make a cheese bechamel and pour it over some pasta
Impossible to mess up
Makes me nut my pants every time
10/10

>>534494239
What will Toby learn from this

>>534494443
kris with a mole!? you can do that!?

>>534494052
>Blame Kris for it due to him being a white(?) straight(?) Human male(?).

>>534494391
He fell into his own creation and is trying to destroy it

>>534494179
>here's a load of random stuff from the game that was meant to be spooky, and spooked me
>there must be a deeper meaning to this if I'm this spooked!
>"do i think kris got textually, literally molested? i mean, kind of."
Cool. Glad I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that
>"kris is the most thematically molested character of all time"
Ok never mind this is genuinely a 10/10 shitpost

>>534494208
>you moved too fast, so you see spamton stare at you in the low fps night vision camera for two seconds before you get four frames of him darting back into the woods on all fours like a cat with zoomies

>>534494052
>family guy poses
Peta, the knight is here

I love fish

>>534494391
He wants that slop dead

>>534494225
Try serving beef bourguignon over pasta, it soaks up the wine sauce and beef flavor and isn't a particularly common pasta dish as it's usually served with potato or bread.

>>534494128
>When Deltarune said my choices don't matter, did Toby Fox ever consider mods?
>https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/
chara was a diegetic completionist
friend will be a diegetic modder

>>534494506
thank you! godspeed based cook

>>534494805
Finally a self insert for me

>>534494179
>Dess the mollester jokes are slowly spreading to tumblr.

>finish drawing Rouxls
>wake up
>multiple Rouxls have materialized in the surrounding area
I'm a trendsetter

>>534494208
>Spamton
Favourite: lemon meringue
Least favorite: pork
>tenna
Favourite: chicken pot pie
Least favorite: pecan (too sweet for him but spamton destroyed it)

mr generosity will see you now.

>>534494103
I'm not wrong.

>>534494179
>my point is that kris is the most thematically molested character of all time
peak.

>>534495172
You already made this exact post anon.

>>534495050
Dear (deer) god, the soon coming art will melt my eyes

>>534494225
Carbonara is peak comfort food. Combine it with a caprese and you have ideal summer food.

Otherwise, if you are sick of Tomato, cream and bechamel are both very solid basics. You can go any direction afterwards.

>>534495050
In many ways, it feels like /utg/ is groundpoint zero for many DR trends

>>534495260
Oh I really don't care whether you're right or wrong, I was just making an observation

>>534494589
Apparently the mole came from a stray pixel in the concept art
And people thought "hey, that looks cool"

mr generosity will now generously give you his cock

Bad mom.

>>534495289
I will make it again and again and again until I get my vessel.

>>534495435
there isn't a culture of self-censorship here so we can actually talk about shit

>>534495404
>>534495435
I know it would never happen. But if "Dess raped Kris" ends up becoming canon this site will not survive.

>>534495431
One time I made a bechamel with this Peruvian pepper paste called aji amarillo, best pasta of my life

>>534495435
Toby practically reads my posts just to make them all canon.
Ralsei was supposed to be a cute fluffy guy, not a sad lonely guy who is used in jokes about chuffing weed darts.

>>534495578
wine mom experience.
>everyone loves your mom, she is such a perfect little angel on the outside to everyone
>you are the only one who hates here
>people think you are just an ungrateful little shit

>>534495578
Toriel Kris abuse is peak

there's too many

>>534495578
God, I wish I was Kris.

>>534495803
Dirty Brother is still my favourite

>>534495661
Imagine Toby having that fever dream

>>534495736
Sounds good, yeah. I know a ton of people in my life who go through a Sambal(Indonesia pepper paste) where they just add it to anything.

>>534495194
>spamton dislikes pork pies
You are not based

>>534495268
You meant to say me. I was molested by the entire game.

>>534495194
>jew doesn't like pork
canon but fuck you, spamton you kosher cunt.

>>534490747
cow bikini tenna is finished now
>>534492872
You'll get better at it with time, things like whiteboard and drawing with a marker is great for line confidence

>>534495661
The Player(You), Carol, and Knight(possibly Dess) are all raping Kris.
On every level imaginable, Kris is The Raped.

>>534495983
>Implying they actually exist
Toriel is just sitting there every day collecting checks and fucking the janitors.

>>534496156
sounds like he needs to go to a therapist

>>534495984
Oh shit I love sambal, have you ever had malagueta sauce? It’s pretty similar but I use it for a lot of things

>>534496150
He is free (so is his molk)

>>534495578
I didn't know Kris was Lisa Armstrong. Asrial will have to come back and kill his own mother in a drug fueled rage.

>>534496156
Don't forget weird route Noelle.

>>534493950

>Tell the whole community of Israel: On the tenth of this month every family must procure for itself a lamb, one apiece for each household. 4 If a household is too small for a lamb, it along with its nearest neighbor will procure one, and apportion the lamb’s cost in proportion to the number of persons, according to what each household consumes. 5 Your lamb must be a year-old male and without blemish. You may take it from either the sheep or the goats. 6 You will keep it until the fourteenth day of this month, and then, with the whole community of Israel assembled, it will be slaughtered during the evening twilight. 7 They will take some of its blood and apply it to the two doorposts and the lintel of the houses in which they eat it. 8 They will consume its meat that same night, eating it roasted with unleavened bread and bitter herbs. 9 Do not eat any of it raw or even boiled in water, but roasted, with its head and shanks and inner organs. 10 You must not keep any of it beyond the morning; whatever is left over in the morning must be burned up. 11 This is how you are to eat it: with your loins girt, sandals on your feet and your staff in hand, you will eat it in a hurry. It is the Lord’s Passover. 12 For on this same night I will go through Egypt, striking down every firstborn in the land, human being and beast alike, and executing judgment on all the gods of Egypt—I, the Lord! 13 But for you the blood will mark the houses where you are. Seeing the blood, I will pass over you; thereby, when I strike the land of Egypt, no destructive blow will come upon you.

>>534496156
What the fuck happened in hussies basement

>>534496150
also, get into the habit of ghosting your lines, aka going over the line a couple of times without touching the paper first. line practices are also valid: fill pages with straight lines, gradually curving lines, circles, drawing straight lines between two points, etc

>>534496240
Don't think so. Im dutch so Sambal is very easy to get. Other peper pastes often require more specialized stores.

>>534496462
Seems like if God wanted he could have just not made Egypt a thing in the first place.
Sure is weird to let some super civilization with false gods just absolutely dunk on some random tribe worshiping "the real god" just so real god can save the poor tribe.

>>534496150
>cow bikini tenna is finished now
he's beautiful. you have a gift

>>534495194
>>534496002
I think Spamton would like sweet BBQ pulled pork, but his religious psychosis (he has converted to multiple religions to maximize getting into Heaven) would kick in and randomly spoil the fun.
Tenna, meanwhile, has had a craving for chicken pot pie baked with cotton candy inside, ever since he made sure that one debt collector Addison asking for Spamton "went missing" in 1997 (Spamton doesn't even know about this)

>>534496634
Oh i see, it’s like a pepper vinaigrette

>So obsessed I had an actual dream about different types TVs
It's over...

>Chapter 7 party lineup

>Vessel
>8-bit Kris
>Noelle

>>534496320
Doesn’t that also mean Toriel forced Azzy to rape Kris?

>>534496641
They had iron chariots.

>>534496815
Why is this thread so on point with making spamtenna eating food scenarios

I think the one thing I want more than anything is to get the discarded vessel back and for it to undermine and betray then player harder than Kris every did. I want to walk ten feet and them immediately lose control as it opens ten fountains and causes then roaring.

>>534496970
But did they have steel horses?

>>534496320
But Brad was the one who got hit with beer bottles

>>534497037
Or it turns out being possessed was incredibly painful and Kris was as chill as you could get in the situation

>>534496858 (Me)
types of TVs*
Damn it

>>534497210
Hey, I'm also reading the /co/ thread this got posted in.

>>534496938
the return of motherfucker unlimited

>>534496641
Everything makes sense when you remember that guy was just a mountain god, son of a storm god, who happened to get huge. Basically the Toby Fox of deities.

AND THEN, WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST TO THE TALE.

THE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS.

TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.

LOVE BE BANISHED WITH HEAVEN, THE LOVERS ARE GRAVED.

ONLY THEN, THE WORLDS WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED.

man, ch5 is going to be such weird route kino

>>534496824
Going by what google can tell me it's from Portugal. Not overly familiar with cuisine from there.

>>534497494
It is! I have family from the azores so most food I have memories from is from there

>>534497471
>god is a hack
figures

>>534497131
I'm sure the same happened to Lisa in the time Brad was away.

>>534497157
I just want that one seething anon to get even madder. I want the entire rest of the game to basically turn his life specifically into a trapped and betrayed copy pasta meme.

>>534495331
v. in character

Kris can kill everyone in deltarune if they want I just need to see my boys again... Open the fucking door lads...

>>534497813
>The deer and the dragon have to quit being gay

>>534497672
The First never showed anything like that, and it was not subtle about the abuse she was subjected to.

>>534496641
there is no historical or archeological evidence of the exodus outside of biblical scripture

>>534496990
they got to have a nice meal

>>534497904
>the bibble is bullshit
Thanks 2010 era reddit, I couldn't have figured that out on my own.

>>534497813
KRIS HEART HAS TO GROW THREE SIZES THAT DAY.

>>534497813
AFTER ALL SHE HAS DONE, THE OLDER DEER SHALL PAY

>>534494179
Horseshoe theory..

>>534498038
Susie got a wonderful, awful idea

https://youtu.be/xg156AgAAE0?si=rMq5kXMSC_L_INDK&utm_source=ZTQxO

>>534497813
i dont know why people think the missing prophecy panel has to rhyme. none of the rest does

What's a Trouble Dingle? When Dess is alone in the dark with Kris thats a Trouble Dingle

>>534498314
It’s when you have to piss at a urinal but it won’t come out for some reason

>>534498314
wow gaster kinda fucked up for you to put that in your Deltarune and then make a song about it

>>534498002
I'm not saying the bible as a whole is bullshit dumbass
IIRC the biblical kings existed, Jesus probably was a [single?] person who actually lived and the flood probably corresponded to a flood event significant enough to be recorded in oral/written tradition in multiple levantine religions.

But the exodus most likely didn't happen. The jews are archeologically and genetically indistinguishable from the pre-jewish population of the region and there is no evidence of large scale conquest as is described in the old testament. Egyptian records also don't record anything like the exodus or consequences you might expect from it (even discounting all the supernatural claims).

Santa is real though

Italian Spamton real

>>534491431
Kris's Bratty Human Cunny!

>>534498226
>extremist colorblindness

>>534497037
I'm split.
On one hand, betraying the player would be really interesting and add a lot of narrative weight (even if it really doesn't make sense—it's a vessel built specifically to house us).
However, on the other, getting the Vessel and immediately being treated with awe and reverence as the de-facto hero of legend with enough power and determination to fuck up anything and anyone is just too fucking cool. Especially after all the bullshit and abuse we've suffered at the hands of Kris in Normal Route. It's just way more satisfying.

Why is Twin Peaks suddenly trending, does deltarune have anything to do with it?

>>534498472
mama miba

>>534498595
What if knight immediately tries to fuck us up without holding back because they have a deal with Kris not us

>>534498472
Tenna gets his ass fucked by this guy

>>534498671
Tragically I only have one peak I can show unless another anon wants to colab with me

>>534493125
Noelle pets Catti and its not sexual. Kris is into puppy play because he could non-sexually sniff Dess's butt

>>534498671
Twin Peaks is Deltarune but it’s also everything. Even if you haven’t seen it, you’ve encountered references you just don’t know it yet

>>534498716
And? Let Tenna enjoy things

>>534497887
I’m pretty sure that’s normal route.
Heaven’s Call is about LOVE and so Gaster chosen Susie and Kris, making them both think they’re breaking the prophecy when their love is his desire.

If the cage and the girl have the angel’s presence shared between them, they will be the offering. And you know what Ralsei does in chapter 4? He looks at Susie’s plush and wants to have a dress. And Kris and Susie have their rooms merged together before they went to the church.

>>534498595
>"my body has always been special"

>>534498456
Hint: If a teenage girl starts talking about how the only one who understands her is a eight year old: get her far away from your kid.

>>534498823
Holy shit did Fujo clone herself just to be able to self-cest?

>>534498671
It trends every few years and probably just because David Lynch made Eraserhead back in the day.
It's a sort of cultural bedrock people keep returning to.

>>534489376
>>534490002
Caviar is okay, its funny because caviar used to be peasant treat to put over toast in my country like peanut butter or marmalade to Americans

>>534498864
Not judging, just making a statement

>>534498595
Yeah see, I used to think like you. But that one obsessive guy has soured me on the idea of them player ever doing anything cool. The Player should be cucked by every character, denied every possibility of agency. Bullied by even Gaster and Toby "Andrew Hussie " Fox himself.

>>534498889
>gaster predicts either susie or noelle as the love
>if you call yoursel susie or noelle he remarks that you will meet someone very wonderful

>>534498472
Image couldn't have been any more accurate it's kinda scary

>>534498692
We'll get the opportunity to try out our Vessel—we're gonna no diff the Knight and basically prove that we're the true first hero of prophecy. Literally. The Vessel is the first thing we see in Deltarune.

>>534498671
I intend to watch it soon and, considering how much shit I like is apparently basec on it, im worried it's going to be like a fish learning about water.

>>534497037
it's okay, we have a backup vessel if that ever happens

>>534498689
>>534498716
that American fanook got his ass fucked by Spamton's big cannoli

>>534498671
there's probably been a few people either rewatching or watching for the first time because lynch died

>>534498863
Set off the memories, this is exactly what it’s like

(NO you wouldn’t enjoy it)

>>534491000
is this supposed to be King the Mimiga?

>>534498456
I do think Dess and Kris might’ve been close to one another because they were both the black sheep of their respective families.

>>534498937
Off topic, but I really liked Blue Velvet.

NEVER show it to Noelle though.

>>534499071
That's why I think that we just won't get to play as the Vessel, anon. Either that, or we'll get it for one fight and immediately be forced to go back into Kris/Noelle/Susie afterwards.
I'm in the camp of 'Tricky Tony will fuck us', but it's nice to daydream regardless.

Does spamton turn in to more of a paulie walnuts or a tony soprano as he ages?

>>534499285
Yeah

>>534494236
Kris would enter Toriels classroom and go on a stabbing spree

>>534499326
My assumption is yes. Dess might even have some issues, despite obviously loving her, of feeling lesser than Noelle.

>>534499201
>When everyone else undermines and disobeys, 8-bit Kris will save the day

>>534498919
You're just seeing things that aren't there man

>>534499426
Whichever looks more like a haunted ventriloquist doll

>>534493606
Note that it doesn't need to be top shelf shit either. I made some garlic teriyaki chicken wings with minute rice, frozen plain wings, and a bottle of garlic teriyaki. It was like the flesh of an angel. I'm doing the same thing again tonight but with rotisserie chicken strips. I'm confident it's gonna be just as good.

>>534499326
I find it difficult to headcanon Dess as a person with a problematic life knowing even her helicopter mother now keeps her untouched bedroom as some sort of sanctuary and as far as we know, everyone loved her

>>534494128
Susie said Kris's choices dont matter, which is true. My choices matter.

>>534499512
So the Italian.

>>534498595
if we wont get to play as the vessel and do exactly as you described Im calling toby radiation fox a hack
there has to be a payoff for being treated like shit all game

>>534499326
they're also both musically inclined, i could easily see them playing together quite a bit

>>534499285
Yeah.

>>534499426
Paulie Walnuts/Saul Goodman but he views himself as a Tony Soprano/Walter White/Bateman sigma big shot male

>>534499546
beat the shit out of friend until a crystal falls out

>>534498312
They do have to rhyme.

The whole thing is supposed to rhyme from start-to-finish. And Gaster wants you to use the game files to find out the panel he took out to figure out the panel Susie took out.

In other words, you’re supposed to realize the final prophecy is supposed to rhyme and look into the game files to complete it.

>>534499329
I've heard it's good but still haven't watched it.
I think the guy's a bit of a formerly living meme, especially with his takes on Transcendental Meditation.

>>534499595
Her and Carol probably had a slightly more heated relationship than the present would let you believe. None of the teenagers in hometown seem to care about her either. Other than probably Asriel, who at the very least moved on.

>>534499764
Lynch?

would you kiss Rudy

>>534499632
>player gets vessel
>it comes with mahoraga
>use it to bisect kris

>>534498469
Egyptian records do show that at a much more recent date there was some nomadic tribe that worshipped some YH sounding god that escaped and possibly could have taken over Judah and rewritten its history to include the exodus myth to legitimize their rule

>>534499632
At the end of chapter 5 the soul gets locked in the cage for the last time and chapter 6 and 7 are a12 hour cutscene with 0 player interaction.

>>534497904
>>534498469
To be fair though, where exodus MAY have happened was in a river delta that destroyed much of its written history. There's a list of slaves with semitic names and the account of straw in bricks is corroborated in an Egyptian source. So it could have been based on some historical events. But I won't waste too much time on this beyond this post

>>534499914
He's a stranger, so no.

>>534499978
Metal gear solid 4 reference? Maybe Toby is more like kojimbis than I thought

>>534497813
AND THEN, WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST TO THE TALE.

THE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS.

TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.

FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS, WE LAST OF ALL SAY,

LOVE BE BANISHED WITH HEAVEN, THE LOVERS ARE GRAVED.

ONLY THEN, THE WORLDS WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED.

>>534499595
You can have a good life and still have a bunch of personal problems. And it’s possible that Carol is protective of Dess’ memory because of how strained their relationship likely was. Her firstborn child has been missing for years, and knowing that they left on rocky terms is painful.

>>534494179
>you were used up is describing Kris being used as a whore
despair, but an erection

>>534499914
>Would you smooch a ghost?

>>534499910
Yeah Lynch.
Strikes me as one of those "eastern philosophy/religion as a fad" types and I don't trust them.

>>534499914
That sink is gonna be Rudy (The Knight's) way into Dark Worlds

>>534499971
>>534499990
Both are possible, but the implications of those possibilities are very different than god commanding the jews to leave egypt and granting them the land of israel

>>534500089
>good ending is not having a good ending
suellefags btfo'd
krisellefags btfo'd
krusiefags btfo'd

>>534499990
It simply did happen. Israel died there, as did his son Joseph, and Moses was born to split the waters. Taking the waters of Israel, God’s only begotten son, out of Egypt to the promise land.

>>534500180
Lynch is dead fucking serious about everything he says. Even when he’s saying kooky shit. It’s just how he is

>>534499764
L Y N C H E D

>>534500180
I don't really know, but wouldn't suprise me. Most of his movies i've seen so far, besides Eraserhead and to s lesser extent Dune, have been pretty conventional

what kind of spells could ralsei even get to make noelle not completely outclass him

>>534500120
Carol holiday passed Kris around powerful people like a party favor and that's why SHE tries to look and act like a boy these days

>>534498919
I think you’re paranoid.

>>534499426
Paulie obviously. The Angel gets wings (in his hair)

>>534500260
wait
>pink noise (airwaves) sounds like waterfalls
>kris turns on the sink before leaving in chapter 2 ending
>darkness = water (and it's in the pipes)
hmm

>>534500562
Carolstein didn’t kill herself

>>534500316
Obviously, I mean theres still fucking sphinxes there you cant flee Egypt and hide in Egypt

>>534500107
This. Hell if Carol is involved with the conspiracy it's almost 100% to get Dess back. Her basically turning her room into a shrine just reads like her being fully in denial.

>>534500380
I don’t think you realize how much Gaster loves them. He brings you there with his own heart.

>>534500675
>dess got clinton'd after finding about the human trafficking.

>chapter 5 dark world
>start following the obvious "secret boss shadow crystal freedom-bait" path
>opens with kris walking alone in a dark area
>the pointed tail stabs him faster than he can react
>rips the soul out
>friend's smile grows impossibly wide as he pulls us close to his face
>"HELLO
>HUMAN SOUL."
>"I WANTED TO GET
>A CLOSER LOOK."
>"AT YOU, WITHOUT
>YOUR PARTS."

>>534500580
>be paranoid or be the raped
I think the choice is clear

>>534498595
>It's just way more satisfying.

>>534499691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUiHtmkuVP0

I dunno why the entire fandom has decided to gaslight me personally in to believing this fight is possible to win but the prevalence of AI and slowed down edited gameplay is a huge fucking commitment.

>>534500402
>>534500441
>>534500468
I think this is the video that made me dubious of him. Haven't seen it in years or thought about transcendental meditation recently but I've got some serious takes on spirituality and metaphysics too and I remember not liking his take. I'll rewatch it to see if I can remember what he said that bothered me, or if it's even the video I'm thinking about in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UHLMVr4vg

>>534500773
Dess got oil poured on her during a rainstorm, never seen again

https://www.tumblr.com/youarethedragon/789372317610426368/none-of-this-will-matter-in-an-hour
New doe

>>534500769
>calls you "my deltarune"
>"i felt your power shining"
>"how wonderful to need one another this way"
>"you are about to meet someone very, VERY wonderful"

>>534500838
skillissue-kun...

>>534500721
Who's in the conspiracy? I'm guessing alphys might have shut the door after you, and Alvin making the church dark worlds would line up. Maybe Mettaton because he tries to get you to bring him a darkner?

>>534500562
The game in 2014 Toby said was a lot like Deltaurune wasnt a game, it was True Detective's first season.

>>534500838
>did you know it gets easier with the shadow mantle?

>>534498595
The Vessel will love us and be so happy to be a hero.

>>534499512
silvio g spamton

>>534500775
GASTER YOUR PROGRAM BROKE!
FIX IT!

>>534501173
>>534501220
fuck off gaster

>>534501238
Spamton flees into witness protection after becoming a [Rat] and ends up in a small town in Norway (Snowdin under Mt. Ebott)

>>534501101
How did Alvin’s geriatric ass jump 10 feet in the air multiple times with a sharp object

>>534501101
The Knight is definitely in on it too.

>>534498595
I pray for a proper Vessel vs Kris fight where we get to beat the shit out of them for the 5+ chapters worth of degradation we had to endure.

I genuinely would've been satisfied if this was the actual ch7 final boss music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlpqkWguB98

>>534500957
Happy nude deer everyone!

>>534501473
I meant that he made the fountain not that he is the knight

Sure king says the knight makes all the fountains but what the fuck does he know

>>534500810
And Toriel’s too drunk to hear her kid getting murdered.

>>534501523
I think I just remembered what I disliked about him.
He sounds like a massive fucking dweeb.

>>534497813
TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS, WE LAST OF ALL SAY
GASTER
ONLY THEN, WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED.

>>534499763
whats the pattern though?
>tale
>unveils
>end
>way

???

>>534499914
that's asgore's job

>>534501623
new deer, new me

>>534500089
susie and kris are black and white.

>>534501479
They are planning a birthday party for it and want it to be a surprise

>>534501483
>your soul jumps out of your body and 1v1 no hits you in 39 minutes

>>534501483
Hehe he you're not gonna get thaaaaat~~~~

No catharsis for you~~~~~

>>534499546 (me)
It was indeed delicious.

>>534501626
At the very least we know for sure that Cyber World was made by the Knight. It’s a dead ringer for the city Dess always promised to take Noelle to as well.

Fave just grew a big stinky fita cock and wants you to clean it using only your tongue

>>534501101
Asgore seems at least vaguely aware of parts of it. Though I doubt he would ever do anything that would put Kris at risk. Alphys seems unlikely considering the whole Undyne thing.

>>534494179
What pure projection by the OP lmao

I dreamt I met an anon from /utg/ who kept asking me who my fave was and I wouldn't answer so he threw me to the ground and kicked me in the teeth repeatedly

>>534501634
Good.

>>534501859
that was me btw

>>534501859
just pick a fave dumbass???

>>534501809
Isn't raping his oldest friend enough carthasis for these losers

>>534501839
>fita cock

>>534501859
that was a premonition. who is your fave?

>>534500775
>kris gains the red outline + visible soul without any obvious signs of danger
>player runs around panicked for a moment before the tail stabs

>>534501987
IF I DIDN'T TELL DREAM ANON WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL TELL YOU

>>534501838
Dess is probably stuck in the code of the game, so I think she would have a presence even if she didn't make the fountain

>>534502098
so you want to get beat up?

>>534501839
My fave is Asriel Dreemurr (god form) and I'll happily clean his stinky cock using only my tongue.

>>534502123
Everyone's stuck in the code of the game.
That's what being a video game character does to you.

>>534500957
>the hair
at this rate i'm expecting people to start drawing laura palmer, pasting on antlers and a deer nose, and calling her noelle

>>534497472
>>534497813
>>534500089
Guys…
Kris is represented by the sun guy
Susie is represented by the cloud girl
Gaster is Rouxls
He’s telling you he’s the one that brings Kris and Susie together.
Starwalker is another Gaster vessel, which is why that star (Angel) randomly helps out and takes Rouxls’ place of ten throuple.

He wants Kris and the girl to share his soul.

>>534502051
Noelle, the Vessel, and little kris!! the dream team

>>534502262
Yeah but shes in there king candy style

more spamtenna NOW!!!!!!!

>>534501805
Your turn, asshat.

>>534502051
Mahoraga can asspull through universes

>>534497435
>>534502051
This is what happens when kris wants to see (me) as the villain. You want a villain so bad kris? I'll be the worst possible.

Hhhgghhhhhh TV

>>534501708
A world basked in purest light.

Beneath it, grew eternal night.

If fountains freed, the roaring cries.

And titans shape from darkened eyes.

The light and dark, both burning dire.

A countdown to the earth's expire.

But lo, on hopes and dreams they send.

Three heroes at the world's end.

The first hero. The cage, with human soul and parts!

The second hero. The girl, with hope crossed on her heart.

The third hero. The prince, alone in deepest dark...

The knight which makes with blackened knife.

Shall duel with heroes strife by strife.

They'll hear the ring of heaven's call.

They'll see the tail of hell take crawl.

And then. When all hope is lost for the tale.

The final tragedy unveils.

To save the worlds, there is only one way.

[unknown]

Only then will the worlds be saved.

>>534502504
They’re still eating their pies chill out

>>534502123
We don’t know when those messages take place. She could have gotten stuck, and became the Knight afterwards.

in the /utg/. straight up "posting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Canon

What happens if you jerk off in a dark world? Does the cum become a darkner?

Man the TV spammer is kind of sad, there's clearly not a group of them like there was for spoids to rally each other behind.
It's just not a sexy design or interesting enough character for what they want or pretend he is.

You guys better start smooching or I'm gonna get the ThornRing out again

>>534501859
Id do the same to a Berdfag

>To save the worlds, there is one way
>To cast away the Angel's sway

>>534502824
a question answered in weird route chapter 6
get ready

Canon, Btw

>>534502824
>becums picrel

>>534502864
>An egg the bluebird must lay

made a mod
https://gamebanana.com/mods/612557

And then. When all hope is lost for the tale.
The final tragedy unveils.
To save the worlds, there is only one way.
$4.99 to continue the poem, the Soul must pay.

What if we end chapter 5 and still don't know the mission prophecy panel. Not even a hint.

>>534502542
Kick Kris around in a comically large trash can

>>534502824
No but the sock or tissue might be

>>534501809
Hot take: this is actually true.
The Weird Route is meant to be the catharsis, while Normal Route is a humiliation ritual the player paid 25 dollars for.

Cute sisters!

>>534502970
guarantee this won't have nearly as many people complaining compared to other similar mods
unironically i can appreciate it though, if only to see the original vision

>>534502782
>posts kriselle (forma de wholesome)
>talks about canon
anon, no...

does anyone have that picture of fem Tenna looking down at fem Spamton from a slightly exaggerated angle

>>534502504
love

>>534502970
>If this was cannon alphys/mettaton would be popular instead of Toby's most hated ship
How odd...

>>534503143
And that’s a good thing.

>>534503143
I think the weird route will lead to an optional challenge like sans, so Kris + the fun gang would be a good candidate

>>534502824
homunculus

Would Kris believe in the Sign of Zeta?

>>534503313
BLYAT

>>534502703
>To save the worlds, there is only one way.
>Return the human soul to the gray.

>>534503313
Should I add pain receptors or the ability to scream to my homunculus? I can only add one

wish i had a tenna plush with me right now. i could use one

>>534503416
Kris is about to punt this annoying little shithead.

>>534503179
I can believe
And by "believe" I mean sustain myself indefinitely on pure delusion until the next chapter releases

>>534503524
if you know whats good for you you'll give it empathy

>>534503602
>weird route will subvert the prophecy's plot
>but when death approaches, you will be alone
>you will not win against the darkness
>dess will not sing to you about you not being alone in the dark anymore.
>you will be truly alone.

>>534503291
I like how a subset of artists decided Tenna wears latex pants like a freak

>>534503143
>Normal Route is just like the Pacifist Route from Undertale but (you) get humiliated all game and the payoff is only a margin of Undertale's
>Weird Route is just like the Genocide Route from Undertale but (you) don't get punished at the end of it

What did Toby mean by this?

heyyyyy are you all alone on a friday night~?

>>534503845
I'm sure this would be very upsetting to me if I could read

What did Dess see?

>>534502824
You get a jizzle. If water can become mizzles so any fluids can be darkners.

>>534503713
The only thing I can find in my emotions drawer is embarrassment, is that good?

>>534503894
They're visibly shiny, what the fuck else would they be?

>>534502970
Wow. I made my let's play too early. Whatever. I have my fail safe regardless.

>>534504108
Metal cuz he’s a machine man

>>534503894
I like the shiny pants but I wish there was more art of him in comfy casual clothes. They must have had casual friday in TV world.

>>534504108
I mean Tenna is even dressed like plastic man

>>534503153
They’re going to rape Kris.

Maybe the tragedy is that we require a item or a weapon to banish Angel's heaven, and that item does not exist in the world of Deltarune.

>>534504039
asriels tiny cock

>>534504116
what let's play?

>>534504108
Cheap satin

>>534502864
No. You need the angel to banish dark worlds and the angel’s heaven.

This means, when the angel banishes heaven, it banishes itself with it.

a lot of songs in ch 1 had the melody from The Legend huh

>>534504039
Kris’ willy

>>534503953
normal route ending is a cut to black with gaster saying
>and so you reach the end. will you persist? then we shall go back.
weird route ending is a cut to black with gaster saying
>very, very interesting. and, yet, you reach the same end. will you persist? then we shall go back.

>>534504432
>To save the worlds, there is one way
>To banish forth the heaven's sway

>>534503953
Why are there so many jjk edits?

>>534504108
everything's shiny in 90s cgi

>>534504252
>kris tries consenting
>dess immediately gives up and leaves
Why didn’t he ever try this?

>>534504093
god won't forgive you for this

genios

>>534504635
He wanted it

>>534504596
Similar stuff with sukuna/soul and Kris/yuji I guess

>>534504325
You don’t need the weapon.
The angel/soul is your weapon to banish Angel’s heaven.
But he is housed in Kris’ and Susie’s bodies.
And their cages are meant be broken.

>>534504683
Brillante

>>534497813
they need to banish the angel's heaven.

the previous prophecy, "the angel, banished, WILL FINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE" is about the angel's heaven. that is when heaven comes into play.

the final tragedy is taking that all away.

>>534504635
That’s not going to work. She wants Kris. Whether he consents or not is irrelevant. If anything, she’d prefer if he accepted it, because she wouldn’t have to deal with him fighting back or trying to snitch.

>>534504859
I just noticed the text here implies that the angel can only meet its desire after its banished, maybe that’s the game ending and our desire of it ending being fulfilled?

I ate spaghetti today

Spamtenna art making me feel lonely again. I wish I had a happy marriage.

>>534502504
Spamtenna beach episode

>>534505073
Read this in the jacksepticeye papyrus voice

>>534505119
Frankenfran…

>>534505073
get back into the game NOW

every time muffet goes ahuhu i imagine krusty the clown laughing

>>534504583
You’re too focused rhyming with “way” when you’re supposed to rhyme with “saved”.

>>534505073
I'm happy for you Papyrus.

>>534505073
I haven't eaten anything today.

>>534504252
Who’s getting his dick and who’s getting his mouth?

After going on wplace I'm now convinced every anon in this general is brazilian except me

>>534505073
FUCK you

>>534505073
Good job. Papy would be proud.

>>534505207
Something something “braved” could fit the vocabulary

It's friday time for voice requests. Sorry to anyone who requested a few days ago, I did not go MIA my equipment had some issues. But we're back on track now. I've been waiting to unleash my autism for you all, I'm in a good mood so feel free to send your comics, images, and lines you want read of your fave. Freaky Friday starts 11pmEST.

>>534505284
I'm from New Jersey

>>534505256
Neither want the mouth he’ll take a bite out of it

>>534505605
eh, forget about it

>>534505581
The Tenna Mexican food comic would be funny

Alright, since my mind is on Homestuck, what are the best tracks Toby composed for it besides the Vriska Megalovania variant?

>>534504920
Not exactly. Think about what you’re supposed to find in Heaven.
The angel.
The graved.
Love.
And reunion of graved lovers.

>>534505849
Only people who care about Hussie being an annoying faggot are newfags who didn’t know Hussie’s an annoying faggot

>>534505581
Glad you're back anon! Sending my request through again, the comic being translated is in the replies of the post. Change the dialogue as you desire to make it sound more natural >>532977937

>>534505942
but kris isn't a girl

>>534506123
yet

who the fuck is lazy bones

>>534506123
>I can’t believe I was playing as a chick

>>534506203
That's just sans, not to be confused with his many brothers.

when fave was a lad they ate four dozen eggs every morning to help them get large

>>534505013
Stop rushing and start paying attention. The angel wants the cage and the girl together. And he will take them to his heaven. Ralsei knows this.

That’s why you see the cage and the girl have the angel inside of them.

>>534506123
then why does she have a fat cameltoe

>>534505581
>>533852181

lancer/kind/queen little video
https://x.com/Mmmtttbbb2/status/1953632058435416365

>>534505613
Then if he doesn’t want to be a good boy, he’ll get pegged until he learns better.

Stop shipping Kris with Ralsei. He literally looks like his brother's twin wtf

man there's way more stuff around my house in wplace now, it was kind of empty but now it's nearly filled up

>>534502685
call me JD the way i'll ad-vance my dong into his couch cushion-like belly folds

tenna scratching his ass
https://x.com/Adisjomo_092/status/1953729923858018703

>>534506659
Anon it's worse than that, he looks like his brother and his mother at the same time.

Gaster would’ve been such a dogshit royal scientist
>”so mr wingding, what was the conclusion of your studies into souls and determination”
>incomprehensible gibberish
>”someone get the translator”
>”sir he said “cartoon bomb”, “finger pointing up”, “swirly circle”, and “skull and crossbones”

>>534504432
So why should i cooperate then

>>534506828
Sans can stop talking in a font. Nothing can stop gaster from doing it to. Weirdly though sans and Papyrus can both talk in binary so maybe gaster can to.

Huh…

>>534506828
He designed the CORE, which powers the entire Underground with magical electricity.

>>534505849
Crazy how if Toby didn't personally witness Hussie's autistic ego spite driven self-sabotage and downfall, he would've followed the same footsteps

>>534505581
Something based on this? (Fujo filling in for Battat while he's sick and pestering Tenna with her fujoshi delusions to the point she almost gets fired as Mike)

>>534506908
put these two in the same age range and they'd be vigorously making out
i don't care what the OP says about BPD and responsibility or whatever, those two look at each other like they're one step off of trying to eat each other's mouths

>>534506820
>Ralsei is a boy who has become like a mother to me.

>>534506820
What would he think?

>>534507129
Kris consistently looks like a deer in the headlight, ironically.

>>534507129
Age swap Asrial and Kris and you get the same sibling dynamic that Dess and Noelle have. So I can see that.

>>534507129
Would it disturb you to know that BPDess is based off of the artist’s real big sister?

Whatever the missing prophecy piece was supposed to be, it should be very explicit and obvious because Susie would otherwise not understand it. Just saying.

>>534507373
just like my aunt...

>>534507373
Tbh all the pedo dess shit made me realize the people who want that kinda thing were probably molested
Even when you try to joke about it they’re like “NO! The child wants to be BUTTRAPED by the FICTIONAL DEER!”

>>534507129
She’s such a creep that it wouldn’t be out of character for her to do it regardless.

>>534501668
I'm still convinced GIASFELBREHBER actually means something deeply plot relevant

It's the same number of letters as Gaster is/in December.

A "gias" is also a magical promise (from celtic mythology) - you promised. Don't forget

>>534507251
>“We are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love.”

>>534507001
Weird, this is the one I got.

>>534507414
Yeah. She doesn’t know what heaven is when that’s what the castle town is supposed to be. So any ideas on that being banished is out of the window. It’s only a part that requires a tragic sacrifice to perform, since Ralsei says it’s a grand fountain, greater than the Titan and the normal fountains. Pure darkness requires pure light. Plus, banishing is very different from sealing.

>>534507129
they would've torn hometown apart if they'd grown up together

>roaring starts
>green crosses start appearing in the sky

>>534507414
I'm convinced the heroes will have to be 'used up' like in the chapter 3 secret minigame.
Either one or all three of them. Which is why Ralsei says not to worry about him; it's because he knows that he's gonna die soon.

I accidentally drew on top of a cemetery in wplace, fuck, shit, it wasn't labeled earlier, SHIT

There’s something I’m realizing. Sealing the dark fountains implies they still remain.
Banishing gets rid of it completely, but you have to take it to a higher place.

>>534506659
>>534506820
Stop being monster racist bro, not all gotes are related

>>534508046
whoever you drew is dead in ch5 now sorry anon

>>534508046
what did you draw

homestuck was never good

>>534507972
>roaring starts
>massive naked version of susie emerges from the earth
>smaller version of her appears in front of me
>tries to tell me she'll suck my dick and love me long time if i go with her
>i don't believe her
>tells me to shut the fuck up and tang already

>>534507373
She’s an amalgamation of multiple women in the artist’s life, and her softer side is the ideal big sister he wishes he had.