Thread 534487826

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>534422114

Revenant sucks

THE PHANTOM

playing caster is griefing
play Ironeye, Wylder or Raider

>>534487962
recluse sucks revenant

insane clutch by Sebastion

Now what? I don't even feel like playing.

>>534487826 (OP)
I love boobs

>>534487989
I can't read chink, what is it doing?

>>534487989
this is going to be great on STR Revenant

>>534488080
draw concept art of how you think the new nightfarers will look

>>534488080
Masturbate

>>534488230
Looks like the phantom slash skill but on charge attacks

>>534488230
all melee weapons have additional "do thing on charge attack" now

>>534488447
>>534487989

does this mean randoms will finally use charge attacks?

>>534488447
Neat

Where do you think leaks like >>534487989 or >>534488447
come from? Obviously Chinese, based on the text (no hiragana/bilibili), so is this like some outsourced QA/testing studio full of underhanded (redundant for Chinese, I know) employees? Do they post these to their social media to make adbux from clicks?

>>534488538
No they will still spam jump attacks

>>534488447
WYLDIN

>>534488447
2H bros our time is now

Mountaintops? You unironically didn't beat Caligo.

simple as

>>534488303
ok how'd i do

>>534488538
still not gonna use charged attacks on raider unless it's with the ghiza's wheel or a colossal sword
his unigue moveset R2s are utterly irredeemable

>>534488616
CHINGGGG CHONGGGG WING WONG TING TING I GOT LEEAKY FO U WYTE BOI

I think I did rev starts with blood loss once and it barely ever proc'd. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>534487826 (OP)
This is what Nightreign is all about

Daily reminder that Shazam won

That is all

>>534488775
please don't post my fetish here

>>534489015
armament starts with *status* is not very good unfortunately
You trade your regular damage away and it doesn't even get as much status application as actual status weapons you'd find normally.

>>534489147
Why not

>>534489015
"starting armament inflicts X status" sucks with every class except Ironeye and Executor. the buildup is way too low to matter

>>534489110
>Daily reminder that Shazam won
...the biggest bozo award. I agree!

Without a hint of irony, the world would be a better place tomorrow if at least half of you died painfully and horribly tonight.

I'm doing ED Caligo with randos and this shit is rough
Maybe it's the no shifting earth, but I'm surprised people found this easy

>>534487989
i got "lightning on charge attacks" on a cipher pata and it was amazing. seems like a super rare passive though

>>534489554
be the see you want to world in the change

>>534489554
If you care about the people here enough to say this, you're probably among that half.

>>534489575
shitters fought her with mountaintops AND also got the bug where she damages herself, but they won't tell you that because they needed to shitpost

>>534489554
You struck several nerves and it hasn’t been 5 minutes. Well done.

>>534489731
spoken like someone who should be killed
up that poster's estimate to 80% as well
>"if you care about cockroaches enough to say this, erm, ackshually, you may just be a cockroach"
to be more specific, you and people like you will be emotionlessly executed like your vermin selves deserve

>>534489575
Anyone who found her easy got bugged fights.

>>534488775
>>534489356
please post more of my fetish here

gg wylder and recluse
sorry about the wait in the shelter, I needed to hit the bathroom
Was Caligo glitched for you? I couldn't hear her theme for some reason

>>534489627
well now there's another

Love Miquella
May he kiss my forehead and cure my headache amen

>>534489554
>>534490045
big faxx big bro spit ya shit king!

>>534488775
>Men looking at you an imagining you pregnant
PEAK

>>534490318
Executor would never say that.

>>534490492
I'm also very ill and need to kiss his bulge to heal

>>534490551
Ywnbaw

hmm
i'm the savedata reading anon from before
all this tier list talk has me thinking
i poked around in the save data again and i found a bunch of the expedition data, like
>date, time
>kill participation
>final level
>final inventory
>flasks acquired
>runes earned
>team enemies felled
>team great enemies felled
>team treasure found
>team allies rescued
and now i'm thinknig about making something where you throw in your save data and it builds a tier list from those stats
how would you rate the importances of those to make the best tier list?
i could probably figure out who rescues who and who gets downed (from wherever the "footsteps" data is), but that might be a fair bit extra work

>>534490682
t. every woman ever
make sure you make him cum and swallow the gallon of seed he shoots down your throat

>>534490729
>You will never breed a Wylder....

>>534490954
Leda...

>>534487826 (OP)
This is why she needs to be given first priority in their foursomes with Wylder so she doesn’t feel bad. :(

>>534490825
shut up, ok?

>>534491430
Revenant is truly tranny coded.

>>534490825
have it rank you lower the higher level you are, true gamers can beat the Nightlord at level 8

>>534491430
extremely pajeet coded post
shoosh, jeet

>>534489356
Can I get the full pic here

What does this little tree do? Sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't

>>534491430
You triggered a birdjeetxister xhes crying now please be less blatant about open displays of masculinity they’re very touchy about it due to having no penis

saar samefag award

>>534491602
not everyone can be so blessed to get jammed inside of a wall due to severe bear weather
i'm thinking ahead to a vision of a website like op.gg for old league where it can process many peoples' save data to get a wider picture of things
people could have little tags added to them like "flask enjoyer" or "executor main" or "torch enthusiast" or "no-lifer"

>>534491778
Perro-Man remembrance.

>>534490045
Unironically yes. If half this thread died tomorrow, no one would notice. The neets and spergs here dont have families or friends, no one would mourn, the world wouldnt be better, it wouldnt change. The only way you can have the perspective that the world would be better, would be if you're trash among garbage, and you care enough to mention it because it would make a difference to you. My life wouldn't change, yours would, because you're a cockroach too.

>>534489554
Sad but true. No lies detected. It is what it is.

>>534492008
Ah, he rage quit at the start so I forgot he existed

I accidentally made another thread because I didn't notice this one getting posted
I am stupid

>>534492345
We can recycle after this one, nbd

>>534491778
revenant friends hanging ornaments on the minor erdtree in mountaintop for Christmas!

>>534491676
https://aryion.com/g4/view/919687

>>534492345
Steam?

>>534492345
Yes, you are stupid. Stupid.

>>534489554
If this were some dramatized German historical event what would that night be called?

q up

>>534490146
she was bugged yes, her ice armor kept breaking randomly. its a known glitch

>>534487989
Is there a compilation of all these? I saw one that lets you charge spells by blocking.

>>534493390
i stole them from bugtube

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1sgtiz8EBX/

I want to go back to the 2000s because troons didn't exist back then.. Or maybe they did but they kept their mouths shut

Now they flood any multiplayer game's community

gg Wylder and Ironeye
Almost get a CE Kino relic

>>534493637
>its just normal ir*neye gameplay

>>534494036
yes

>>534493637
>serpent bow
>swarm on-hit effect
>ironeye arcane stat swap relic
>arcane when beating Ruins relic
If all that comes together i might actually be convinced to play bow ironeye again

>>534493759
gg

>>534492639
Infinitely worse than expected.

>>534493739
we all do man

cock goes in pussy.
1/3 gigapest

>>534494468
https://aryion.com/g4/view/919689

>>534493739
I'll trannies over barely human weed fags any day.

>>534492639
>>534494914
BASED

>>534494809
H- hi...

>>534493739
Blame Fromsoft for putting them in their games in the first place. They should erase Gwyndolin and many others if you want a tranny free space here.

>>534494914
Gross.

whoever was at 2/3 with me for 15 mins just send it in duos

>>534494914
>>534492639

>>534495826
>Gwyndolin
Was forced to dress and act like a woman but wanted to be like his dad. Let that sink in for minute before you're try to warp it to suit your political narrative.

>>534492639
I regret asking. Delete your post please…

Holy fuck I fucking hate Caligo

Caligo 1/3 join up

G FUCKING G, what a SHIT run, didn't get a single fire weapon but the dragon went down, what a fucking clutch at the end man, holy shit what a rush

gg heolstor
triple duchess blender is always fun

ggs triple duchesses that was alotta fun
also where the hell did one of you get the marais gs? was it in some random chest at the castle?

>chase her down
>oops giant aoe time to run away
gg, sorry for floortanking half the fight

>>534497729
>First field boss was BBH
>second field boss was ancestor
>absolute shit tier key luck from forts and churches
>castle also covered on circle 1 day 1

>>534497729
>>534497790
GGs, what an annoying boss

>>534497785
from the top of castle boss

>>534497785
i cheated it in

>>534497915
do you look like this? I'd like your steam

Woopsie oopsie forgot to put relics on my wylder

>>534498205
ah okay. i didn't notice you were still up there while we were running
swear it feels like everyone gets that sword or grafted gs except for me

>>534498726
She’s in my bed already so relax and back off ok??

Nightreign should've had new unlockable equipment that gets added to the item pool based on in-game achievements and specific tasks. It's an extremely barebones, low effort game. It's just ADHD Elden Ring with 8 new bosses at this point.

Make your choice

>>534500425
>You get
Me riding your dick to completion
>I receive
A baby in me

A-Team:
>boss is aggressive, attacks you, pressures you. Complex and rich theme that sounds like nothing else.

B-Team:
>Boss is still ok, but focuses on spectacle. Often accompanied by generic music that normies find incredible.

C-Team:
>Boss is passive and runs away. Most of the fight is spent running it down, getting a few hits in, and then running it down again. Mechanics are dull or almost non-existent. No engagement with moveset beyond getting hit with random AOE blasts.


Which boss matches which?
How do we stop the slow take-over of C-Team design philosophy?

gg you two
playing wylder makes caligo feel like an easy mode, maris-tier fight compared to playing recluse

gg caligo
Having the Cranial Vessel kind of trivializes the ice armor doesn't it, hehe

>>534501489
>>534501537
gg, got a nice fire rob, dragon didn't stand a chance with all that bleed and fire

>>534501328
>A-Team
Fulghor
Libra
>B-Team
Heolster
Gladius
Sentient pest
>C-Team
Caligo
Adel
Augur

>>534502103
>>C-Team
>Adel
>>B-Team
>Heolster
can i have the number of your lobotomist?
they seem very skilled

>>534501575
Isn't Rivers of Blood natively fire in Nightreign?

gg, bugs basically didn't even get to do anything
the game somehow thought it would be a good idea to let me have a second legendary curved sword, even after gracing us with the frenzy flame tower giving us frenzy seal for rev and vykes for guardian

>>534502236
You are a retarded zoomer I am not taking your opinion seriously

>>534502298
oh I didn't know that, i swear I had some that weren't fire before, maybe I'm imagining things idk.

2/3 for all bosses.

>>534501328
More like
A-Team:
>boss is all spectacle with no thought on consideration for gameplay. Have to be dealt with tanking damage or constant stance breaking because everything else is non viable.

B-Team:
>A good mixture of spectacle and gameplay. Sometimes too experimental to the detriment of one or the other.

C-Team:
>doesn't exists what the fuck are you talking about

>>534502443
if you put adel in the same tier as augur or caligo you are genuinely bad at the game and/or have never played
you don't have to chase adel, he comes right for you
caligo, you have to chase, but you can mitigate a lot of chasing if you learn the pattern similar to fulghor charge for where it'll end up when it does a big slow attack

Does anyone else here hate fighting Caligo? She's so lame

>>534502412
gg ironeye and guardian
was spoilt for choice in terms of build options that run and the renalla's staff you gave me was perfect

Please stop abusing flame of the redmane on caligo. it's cheating me out of honest wins

>>534488303
tried to draw a perfumer since people talked about it, i imagine it would be some sort of ally buff/enemy debuff character. hairless bald cold calculating guy with burn scars that laughs maniacally when burning others.

not bad

>>534502838
Adel's fight is 70% running after him while he leaps across the arena with almost every attack
It's boring and a staple of fromsoft's continuous downward spiral into shitty boss design
>>534503241
Cool art anon

>>534503315
he comes right back to you
if you are chasing him you are literally playing the fight wrong (or your teammates)

>>534488303
Or better yet, post nighrfarer ideas, complete with designs, stats, passives, skills, and ultimates. Most people here post a vague idea at best.

>>534503594
not at level 5 nigga

>>534503594
you'll run with us anyway because we know you're not gonna fight him solo

>>534503756
he won't
but maybe I would

>>534503715
this guy should start with the pot talisman

The fuck do we even do now? This game is so boring and most of the bosses aren't even fun to refight

>>534503876
now we die

>>534503756
The opposite will happen, I’ll bob and weave and take 15% of his hp off and both of you will rid the fear from your belly

>>534502236
Did you read the criteria? What even is Adel's boss theme I've done him 40+ times and I dont remember it

our hero Zullie the witch's air conditioning stopped working again

>>534503315
>Adel's fight is 70% running after him
yeah, you don't even know how to play the first everdark
damn, should've figured since your go-to insult was "zoomers" that you'd be some retarded old grandpa

>>534504051
gonna gen porn of zullie the witch as a sissy getting railed by big futas rn

Great Church and Fort bosses give you 3k runes so make sure you get another 5k off of mobs before moving on to hit level 3 ez every time (8k cost).
Abductors, Crystalian+Wizard, and Oracles give you 5k for some reason

>>534503876
Depth 2 mentality

Yeah there's no way I'm playing crimson mode if I have to put up with
>cutscene bosses where 90% of the fight is doing nothing
>salty faggot randos who rq if you don't do 7 gaols and even if you do they fullbar on phase 1 of 3bug kekw

>>534504051
that's heroine for you.
also why does it cost thousands to fix AC, im not american but surely it shouldn't be that expensive. at most I'd assume it would be 600 dollars

this general has more shitposters than players of the game ong

>>534504272
>don't queue caligo
>queue with erg
WAOW, so difficult!
you weren't banned by erg players for cheating or griefing, were you?

fuuuuck bros I'm so fucking bored of this game. These EDs suck

>>534504373
you can't choose the boss in crimson and it's also going to be randos only you fucking moron

>>534504051
that's heroine for you.
also why does it cost thousands to fix AC, im not american but surely it shouldn't be that expensive. at most I'd assume it would be 600 dollars

>>534504492
yeah, i get it, you like bitching
try shutting up

>>534504640
KILL YOURSELF

>>534504512
it's so weird how normalized e-begging like a hobo is now

every single one of you that disagrees with me or plays bad in a game: i will gen you as a sissy being railed by big FVTANARI divk and there's nothing you can do about it

>>534504512
Why not just say "Hey I would appreciate some support, here's my patreon." instead of making up a bunch of bullshit like that?

>>534504512
How does an air conditioner even break so bad it causes breathing issues
Just turn it off ?

>>534505005
can you gen yys getting fucked by a black guy? her feet must be visible, preferably cowgirl position.

>>534505153
what does a yys even look like

no one doing caglio?

>>534505224
Like russet potato with googly eyes

need more guys with swords, less stompy hit and run screen covering monsters

>>534505224
she looks like mobius from honkai impact so you can probably just use that

>>534488447
>>534487989
So it only took Fromsoft FOUR games to come up with a purpose for the slow stationary charge R2s?

I want a gauntlet nightlord that summons a bunch of knight bosses from the souls games before coming out

>>534505103
>How does an air conditioner even break so bad it causes breathing issues
At first I thought it might be mold from too much dirt getting past the filter, but unless it's so bad the internals have to be replaced instead of just cleaned I don't see how it would be more than a couple hundred dollars to fix
>Just turn it off ?
Most people don't want to live in a 80+ degree house

just did everdark libra, I'm really excited for the shitshow it's gonna brew in this thread

>>534506259
I was thinking this, not that I know anything about them

How many hours is the Lies of P DLC?

>>534505971
That's great but how about a boss that's Pinwheel, Congregation, Skeleton Lords, Crystal Sage, Deacons and Jori at the same time?

not one damage negation all game is epic

>>534507283
>he needs damage negation
mandatory damage affirmation when?

>>534507283
circle button gives 100% damage negation

>>534501328
>>Boss is passive and runs away. Most of the fight is spent running it down, getting a few hits in, and then running it down again. Mechanics are dull or almost non-existent. No engagement with moveset beyond getting hit with random AOE blasts.
didn't realize the C-Team created DS1 Gwyndolin

>>534507612
Gwyndolin is too beautiful to have been designed by C-Team.

geeg
good videogame

>>534505153
ew, i will never do that faggot. genning you getting owned by fvta cock rn

>>534507984
gg dutchess and wylder
thanks for upgrading my frenzy seal at the crator

>>534507984
gg

>>534508207
Duchess*

i've tried like four times but it's not letting me back in the game fellas. I'm just gonna requeue. Sorry about that.

>>534508383
>>534508207

is there any way to get rid of the dark vignette around the camera

>>534503715
I still think my sword dancer idea is good despite retards bad mouthing it a few threads ago

>>534502443
obsessed faggot
>>534502713
cringe
>>534503715
there’s a very good reason for that if you stop to think about it for two minutes

>>534503876
What happen now is no refund! Sank you for 40 dorra! See you next time gaijin!

>>534508548
wow did you even graduate high school
jeeze anon

>>534504512
What a tool.
>>534505938
That’s correct. Small indie company and all. You understand. :)

I wanted you to drop me something so I could upgrade it for you.
Sorry I threw on boss.
GG revvy / exe

damn everdark dragon is lame asf, it's just regular dragon but his breath is dark blue and he's easier to crit. even the music is worse

>>534508080
Based. You blew that brown faggot out. Post it here when you’re finished.

>>534509170
gg giga frozone
a bit sketchy but in the end friendship pulled through

getting turbo carried by Tide and bratty. feels bad being the third wheel. doing nothing.


>>534509170

no problems,I have never been to the forge before. I started playing just this week.

Tide you where pretty Chad that run

>>534509005
all of these women? ive fucked women who look like ALL of them. yes, ALL OF THEM.

>>534509307
I love dolls

any rape victims in the thread?

>caligo run
>drop a frenzy seal for our rev
>ignores it and continues using black flame

>>534509307
I'm in love with you already. Wanna take my duo virginity?

>>534509421
Madison

>>534509551
really?

So when can we e or to see the new Nightfarers? Last I checked it was Q25 but do we have any exact dates yet?

>>534509240
lol i was joking about genning it. i can though let me just finish up a match first

>>534509351
holy glaze

>>534509486
A new erg couple blossoms

>>534509452
some people either think frenzyslop deals holy damage (it does not) or that black flame's dot can compete with flame of frenzy's insane dps (it cannot)

>>534509698
>ADDITIONAL DLC
>This product is an additional DLC that includes additional Nightfarers and bosses.

>*Additional DLC will be available by Q4 2025.

that's all we know from the deluxe version description

2/3 GIGAligo , pc erg crater

>>534509992
take both and spam blackflame while waiting for the frenzy meter to deplete

Would anyone like to do base game seamless

>>534510258
depends, are you a cute girl?

>>534509351
Weird post

>>534510258
I've never done it but I'm down to try

>>534510258
I run elden ring at about 20 fps but sure

Which eldie ring slut should I fap to tonight?

>>534509698
>image
holy jej

>>534510659
Eww

>>534509698
Saarbros....
>>534510659
That's gross why did you post this

>>534510886
She's an eldie ring slut

GG other wylder, fuck you to the guy who abandoned the game once he saw it was Crater and not mountains

GG other Wylder. RoB absolutely melts Caligo.

game just decides i cant jump anymore and i die what a fucking joke

It once made me run in a straight line for 5 seconds. Thankfully it was just when I was trying to climb a wall but still annoying.

i swear officer, the game made me do it

gg goat

geeg
libra owned me lemao

>>534510659
I thought this dude was some /s4s/ namefag

>>534510659
thought this was 'cado for a sec

It's Friday evening. When do I start to feel the weekend vibes?

>>534511434
are you sure you werent trying to grab a spirit bird? it frequently will make you run off the cliff

>>534511071
Oh, I think that was me. (Bjark). I made this post here >>534508517
The game kicked me out and I tried to rejoin at least 4~5 times but it simply wasn't having it. I was the one with crater selected as a shifting earth. lmao

>>534508517
Why do you guys always jump to these crazy conclusions instead of being reasonable and just saying oh maybe he got disconnected or had to do something

fuck shitereign im playing battlefield

>>534511671
>>534511675
ggg

>>534511937
Ok normie

P O I S E

>>534511843
I believe you. It's happened to me before too. Twice on week 1 and once a couple weeks ago.

>>534510659
Why did you post this

>>534510659
trannies be like

You think deep mode will be added with the DLC or when all the Nightlords have everdark version? since it seems you will get one at random by the end of the run
>>534512049
You are forgiven, that's on me for jumping conclusions

>>534512108
Not

>>534510314 no
>>534510351
>>534510365
Can start in an hour. In the meantime download the mod and set the text file password to wiggerg

>>534512112
>You think deep mode will be added
no. it's fake. it's cut content. nothing ever happens

savefile reading anon here
here's the start to my tierlist to end all tierlists, backed by actual data (roughly, using only one primitive measurement: average expedition level (AEL) of the player at the end of the expedition, only including those i've played with at least 3 times, and since i'm using my save data, only the last 100 or so expeditions):
>S TIER (AEL = 15)
terr, Spirit, Osledor, Naggerman, MARZ, SnakeHands, Skorvan, Zorban
>A TIER (AEL >= 14.5)
ZdradaEnjoyer, ZABITO BOGA, Jellyfish, Yys, Sludge merchant, Pepe, ender lilies fan, Bjark, Wazoo
>B TIER (AEL >= 14)
ShiftyDuck, Ukonzaemon Usu~~, bratty, Mofu, Mush
>C TIER (AEL >= 13)
Sens
>D TIER (AEL >= 12)
YumYumOrange
>F TIER (AEL >= 11)
Reqence

>>534512725
Yys and mush only play together them being different AEL doesn't make sense

>>534511262
and then i dc and lose all my stacks again

>>534510659
Get therapy or see a fucking psychiatrist at this point.

>>534511262
This happened where I could only use my left stick and menu and nothing else so I just spent the whole everdark running around doing nothing

>>534512725
kek

>>534490079
>>534489829
can't wait to get carried to depth 5 by ED caligo killing herself and ED maris just wanting me to play a minigame instead of an actual fight

>>534510328
better this run

>>534512907
incorrect, i've duo'd with only yys before, and i think i've trio'd with mush and someone other than yys

i almost choked :O

>>534512725
lower tiers for people who main revenant makes sense, they probably spend more runes on starlight shards which brings their average down

>>534511262
>>534513046
some shit like this happened to me 3 times today. im still not sure if it was my controller/cable or not. i could only walk. i would reconnect my controller and just mash buttons for like 30 seconds until it worked again.

>>534512725
it's funny because often times my ending level goes DOWN 'cause I take a demon deal from libra

>>534512985
That's a 4chan filename, it was just downloaded

>>534513150
sneeglius!

>>534512725
>STILL NOT ON THE LIST

>>534512725
kill yourself slugma

>>534513156
wtf is this, is someone skinwalking me? I'm in a game rn t. T

:P
>>534513393
tis a screenshot from yesterdays match

>>534510258
are we doing this, i have the mod installed now

>>534512087
She's an eldie ring slut

>>534510258
how many people can you be on seamless? can i still join

nice stone club
gg

it feels like they made the ui smaller

>>534513772
i hate the vignette so much, i wish there was an option to remove it

>>534511772
Only when you post lewd images of the woman in your image.
>>534512360
This but unironically.

>>534513925
i just woke up in a new Bugatti
>>534513948
same but the chromatic aberration is worse

>>534494809
Source?

i ate something off the ground and coldn't sprint or attack for like 20 seconds

>>534514596
yeah that's what you get you filthy animal, you don't know how long it was lying there

I need a game to play while drunk

a little bit spooky innit

>>534514835
bomb rush cyberfunk
everhood
skinwalker hunt or witch hunt

>>534514835
Nightreign

>>534514927
yea...
My one defense was a full hp damage negation and it somehow disappeared out of my invy somewhere late day 2, empty slot and everything
She almost got me again because the direction i ran from her 2nd blue storm was the wall

>>534514835
american truck simulator

>>534515010
what the fuck are those

>>534515156
we were all 100% hp 1 second and then all dead the next
very spooky, I almost got cocky and didn't pick up that wending

>>534515010
Skin walker hunt is waaaay worse than Witch hunt, to the point where like I actively wouldn't reccomend it even if you like Witch Hunt
Everwood and witch hunt are good though

What the hell did they feed the sexy ice dragon? This everdark form is strong as shit, a billion health hard to hit head and to top it all it’s always jumping around or doing that breath aoe attack, a shame they took out the sky is falling attack in the everdark form
What boss will be next week?

GG Ironeye and Raider. The reason I stood still for a while at the beginning of the city is because my controller died. Regardless, I've made a discovery, it's better to use only the first two attacks of Corpse Piler on Rob when you have restore FP on successive attacks. Attack 1 deals 2 hits and attack 2 deals 3 hits for a total of 5, which seems to trigger the FP recovery. The last attack only deals 1 hit and is therefore a waste of FP. That's the reason I was able to spam it so much, I barely lost any FP on each use.
Pic related was my reward.

>>534515587
Libra
Prepare your shithole, we are all gonna look like GOATse

I'm all alone

>>534515437
not a big spoiler, this is one of the first guys you fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQSbtxHhMZE&list=RDbQSbtxHhMZE

what is the worst moveset and why is it great spear?

>>534516279
I'll throw it on the wishlist I suppose

>>534510258
>>534513563
I'm back, ready now. Password is wiggerg. When you rest at the first step you'll get the item to join
>>534513702
4 iirc
>can i still join
Yes

If you're not depth 5 on day 1, you will be removed from the group.
You have 1 week to reach depth 15.
No exceptions.

>>534516623
asuka is a bitch

>>534516623
only if you post your big crusty oblong feet

>>534516562
yessir starting a new char now

>>534516562
I don't even have the game installed

>>534516562
sorry i'm swapping to a low level character, didn't realize it was a new playthrough

>>534516425
because they can't crouch poke anymore

>>534516623
day 1 depth 5 will be the easiest climb because you'll have all the NEETs to carry you while all the casuals will still be stuck in depths 1 or 2

I will say without mountain top rift the boss is like 50x harder lmao. The tail scythe move he does dealing a billion damage + breath actually hurts a lot.

gg dragon with triple wylder

Kissing /erg/ femanons on the forehead while tucking them into bed

I imagine everdark libra being extra resistant to everything until you trigger madness on him.

>>534518501
This but piano wire around necks to death instead

Scalping /erg/ femanons before burning them alive

>>534518921
if you do it not to the death but just moderately painful and digging into the skin making me bleed I can get behind it ><

damn everdark dragon is lame asf, it's just regular dragon but his breath is dark blue and he's easier to crit. even the music is worse

>>534502236
>Theme sounds like shit and runs away the most out of any boss in the game when he's not spamming AOEs. Has a gimmicky knowledge check too.

>>534512725
>I made it into S tier

>>534504492
Randos only kills the mode for me cause I hate randoms desu.

>>534519164
do you look like this?

>>534518451
even with mountaintops I feel like 99% of this boss's difficulty comes down to whether or not you can interrupt the storm

>>534518993
This

>>534518921
>>534518993
Stop it

>finally got eternal darkness for testing stuff with caligo
>erg skips phase 2 and just kills him in the transform
fug

>>534512725
>no longer on the list
haha

>>534512725
Physik shopping does way more for you than going from 12 to 15. Or beef jerky if its just a boss you're confident on and want more dammy instead of more survivability. I rarely actually level all the way up unless we had a godlike run.

>>534512725
Please tell me this isn't ordered within tiers. It can't be.

>>534512725
>average expedition level (AEL) of the player at the end of the expedition
lmao i regularly get libra cursed and stay at level 12 with ~500k runes making my weapon do 600+ damage after buffs

>>534520253
>+3'ing the axe instead of the club
oof. thats -1 AEL

>>534520253
>Libra Curse: Fulghor, Caligo, Heolstor
play more nightlords

>>534520357
>fulg, hole
based libra only showing up for the good bosses (outside of libby xerself, and dog which makes sense if she actually cant show up there)

>>534520253
o wait that was a grafted run
here

>>534520357
Fulghor and Heolster and Libra are the best non-ED bosses and i always queue for them and EDs

>>534520523
+1 AEL has been deposited into your account

I didn’t even know there was a new everdark, random trio queue, we didn’t die a single time the during the entire run and it was mega free

Based wylder wylder raider, did randoms stop queuing stinky casters

>>534521123
Wow! Good job anonymous! We're so proud of you!

>>534520119
You should be able to get 15 and all that shit bro. Hell you can get 15, all that shit even with buying a 42k + key + talisman if there’s a merchant camp

>>534521628
nah man game not like that

gg raider ironeye
that was a pretty funny game
we got cursed by libra and had to run back down from the mountain to the lake

>>534521729
i also laughed when all three of us died at the castle due to the ring closing

oh wells we ended up melting caligo fairly fast anyways

>>534521664
Ye it is unless you get trolls in mid, can even get on noklateo

>>534521729
yeah, what was that libra spawn?

making raider do cardio across half the map

>Ye it is unless you get trolls in mid, can even get on noklateo
skip trolls 100% of the time and do field bosses instead
especially if your teammates rush courtyard
>yeah, what was that libra spawn?
libra just likes to take a beach vacation sometimes, okay?

How exactly do you build Executor besides the standard Night of the Wise/Miasma everyone uses on him?

>>534520063
minimum 3 expeditions for a player to get listed may have been too strict, next iteration of the list will be 2
>>534520119
you can buy all physiks in the spirit shelter for the cost of level 15 from level 14, what the fuck are you talking about level 12 to level 15?
>I rarely actually level all the way up unless we had a godlike run
i am level 15 more often than not, and at least half of those times everyone has inventories full of goodies + a pouch. you are doing something consistently questionable unless you are farming libra plate buff
>>534520250
it is not, but the next iteration of the list will be
>>534520253
the list also punishes players for limit testing which i don't like, but i don't think there's really a way to easily mitigate that
for instance, pepe and naggerman have nuked winrates but that's because they were the first to beat everdark augur in /erg/ and had to figure out the gimmick for everyone else the hard way
the next list will take into account more than just levels

>>534522476
kill yourself

>>534522281
Trolls are fine day1 if you have someone with solid cold/bleed application or an ironeye who actually keeps Mark going at all times.
And often your day1 circle choices are either troll castle or some mediocre forts or ruins.

>>534522476
my ael is higher than yours. cry more

>How exactly do you build Executor
i dont use any of those relics aside maybe the HP one
executor is very squishy but high damage, so just give him more HP

GG on pest control!

>>534522476
Yea it's limit testing when you kill the boss hitless in 30 seconds, right?
About once a day I see a post after one of my expeditions that erg is "too boring" to play with or that bosses and nightlords "die too fast"

>>534522404
You want to balance between enough proccing and parrying. My setup is Blood Blade + Frost + Bloodborne Rally + Roaring + restoring HP when the Cursed Sword is charged.
The new hot shit seems to be the Seppuku build, but it seems like only works well in solo runs.

executor is really the moral support character

you do not play him to win,

you play him to partayyy

>>534522404
I've been using the new caligo relic. It's not better than the old one for raw deeps but it has more endgame worth due to the negation.

Why the fuck do I keep having this glitch where no music plays during the Everdark fights? The music is perfectly fine during the rest of the run but as soon as I start the actual night lord fight theres no music whatsoever. First with Maris and now with Caligo, nothing ruins the experience like this shit. I look it up and nobody seems to be having the same problems.

>>534523836
I've seen others talking about it, but I haven't seen a solution

>Why the fuck do I keep having this glitch where no music plays during the Everdark fights?
it would help if you posted your system specs
first off, definitely verify integrity of game files on steam
secondly, it's fromsoft, what can you expect

Which character can cure my anxiety attack at submitting my life's work to a stranger?

>>534523993
Sucks ass that my first ever experience with Everdark Maris and Caligo were ruined by this dogshit glitch, though granted I probably would have still been disappointed even with music.

>>534523836
Maybe from lag? never experienced it in solo mode

>>534524014
Why reply without quoting the post you’re replying to?

>>534523836
You sound upset

maybe he forgot to click the post

>>534524469
Well yeah no shit why wouldnt I be upset?

Skipping trolls will never be the meta. :)

can somebody kill me please

>>534524472
This is a behaviour I see in many other generals and I really don’t understand it.

don't make me post the compendium of your 3 bars again, mr "crypto developer" who can only afford a 720p laptop

>>534524752
Who?

>>534524715
if one-off, it's an attempt at disrespect
if consistent, it's normal schizo behavior

Wow they really thought "were can totally make a boss even more irredeemably shit that ED Augur" when they made ED Caligo

>>534525017
Wow it’s so disrespectful to reply and give attention to the person you’re trying to disrespect

Even though it's the weekend I'm kind of tired

>>534525182
it's disrespectful to not give a (You)

>who
the loathsome dung eater
>if one-off, it's an attempt at disrespect
back in the day, clicking the quote would refresh your browser page
its just old habits
>Even though it's the weekend I'm kind of tired
hab sum cawfee or gween tei~~

>>534525264
If you reply to them you’re giving a (You) whether you quote their post or not

>>534516562
>>534510258
there's still room for one more btw

Why do some people here not like cragblade? Doesn't it add damage and staggy dammy?

>>534516562
it's 6 players max

>>534525294
meant for
>>534524868
>>534525017
>>534525205

its okay in single player, but you can usually just use endure which is 9001% better o algo
>meant for
thanks, friend :)

>>534525336
spiritual (You)s are not the same as regular (You)s
however, in some cases, they can be even more valuable

>>534525336
no, dummy, if I hadn't put the numbers in the previous live you wouldn't have gotten a notification, wouldn't have gotten a different tab icon, wouldn't have gotten (You) written in this comment, and wouldn't have gotten
<- this cool line in my post

>>534525587
They’re functionally identical and if you think otherwise you are probably a woman or a gay man

>>534525538
Meant for
>>534525496

>>534525437
join then

>>534525294
>proc

>>534525606
This only applies if you’re using 4chan X which most people don’t use

>>534525870
>proc

>>534525870
>ctrl+f, 0 results
wtf?

>>534526218
in the image, blindanon

gg bug. i have somehow never taken that path out of noklateo before

>>534525937
you don't get the sidebar line (I was really confident about that one), but everything else still stands correct on native 4chan

>>534526575
gg
and yea it's only worthwhile if your team goes straight to Noklateo on Day2 and then clears everything pretty quickly. Lets you get the dragon and loretta right at the end.

2 wendings + nok revive
and I neither got nok revived or wending revived
and also one of my wendings got lost after i got revived

GG vs dwagon!

be evil

>>534526916
I think Fromsoft claims they fix that bug in every patch just to try to will the fix into existence

I wish there was more Caligo and Gnoster porn, these creatures shouldn’t entice such feelings in me yet here I am

>>534527158
yiff in hell

I'm mush. Ama

>>534527257
how much does yys sit on your face

Why is this thread so fucking shitty

no one cares groomer chaser, 57

>>534527349
make a good post

>>534527309
She has never sat on my face!

erg has fallen

>>534527504
It's not worth it

Why the fuck am I still being forced to play with poor amerimutts with shit internet

>>534527504
I love Queen Marika

>>534527746
You mean Brazilians and Chinese humans

>>534527808
marika is a tranny
radagon is a tranny

>>534527895
trvke

>>534527808
I wish I were a shota in a howlsfm video

>>534527808
I hate her, needs caca consumption correction

>>534522658
Just put Hoarfrost stomp on your starting Katana and pretend it’s launch week Elden Ring. Don’t bother parrying unless its Crucible Knight castle Banish Knights are too spammy. You pray you can get unnerfed Rivers of Blood and it’s like this base Elden all over again.

good night /erg/

>>534528126
Hoarstomp clears day 1. Always excited to loot some trash when I see it has hoarsy

>>534527158
Weird how I kinda like Gnoster too

>>534528192
*hug*
Goodnight anon, sleep tight

>>534528126
Rivers of Blood kinda sucks because executor is such a mindlet

>>534528126
>Don’t bother parrying unless its Crucible Knight castle Banish Knights are too spammy.
spammy enemies are the ones you should be parrying though
it does fuckall for stance damage unless you're parrying some 1000 hit anime combo

GG Wylder and Rev.
Its crazy how either this boss is insane and almost impossible, or gets staggered to death and explodes.
The fact that the music glitched and he just flopped around made this hilariously lame.

>>534525205
All of our sex sessions must have worn you out sorry :(

>>534527062
I have sex with girls who look like that .

>>534528445
gg

>>534519164
I cant tell if this is slop or not but its an inspired reference even if it doesn't make much sense

>>534527158
I wish more people comissioned that stuff
There’s like half a dozen Caligo and sero moth, weird how little porn there is of those bosses for such a popular game

>>534516623
Not reading your faggot post just making it known I look like this.
>>534516756
Stop being gross.

Does anyone here want to do the Dougdoug challenge with me and Mush?

>>534528535
I Don’t have sex because I’m hideous and very awkward

>>534518993
>>534519682
>t. Chief kickabitch

man i keep getting disconnects or the game just randomly crashes with seamless, gonna have to drop out for now i think sorryu was fun tho might join later if you continue

>>534523318
i look like that and say that

>>534528842
that was me (the host) crashing this time
i too am hopping off for the night been fun

>>534521456
>>534522774
*cums all over her*

>>534528956
>>534528842
if i join again i'll make a new character, this one has already done most of the game at RL20 and it seems a lot of stuff was bugged as a result (couldn't interact with most NPCs and field bosses were despawned until one of you entered the area). thought it would "reset" my progress while in the host's world but it doesn't work that way, oh well

>>534523836
>>534523993
>>534524014
>>534524187
>>534524570
Small indie company + no refunds.

>>534524057
None of them. Your life’s work is probably realistically really shit and you’re honest with yourself about this fact on some level so there’ll be nothing that can steel your nerves.

I'm going to have to find new pictures to post ggs with if anons keep trying to use them to initiate ERP and replying as me to initiate femcel-baiting like in >>534528791.

Yys and or Mush please queue up for Libra

>>534527808
t. Godfrey
>>534527895
Doesn't count if its a full transformation.
>>534528065
Post a link.

>>534524620
Sure!
*slits your throat slowly*
No need to thank me! All in a days work!

>>534529237
do you still need the +1

>>534525336
>>534525676
massive cuckold cope. i just know this a happens to you often.

>>534529135
i'd be up for starting a new run on new characters if that isn't too much

>>534529237
Only if we pick utmost strength

>>534527158
>these creatures shouldn't entice such feelings in me
Correct. Clearly you need a lobotomy.

>>534528106
What is wrong with you

>>534529961
This glitch never happens to me...

gg libra squad
that day 2 circle kinda sucked. and i didn't get a single key from any of the forts/cathedrals on day1

>>534529187
wtf are you talking about schizo

help me build mohg at mohg

>>534531552
https://wplace.live/

sorry i kept dieing at dragon

updated tierlist before i sleep
this one takes into account winrate, average level at end of expedition, kill participation, and average greate enemies felled from save data
names are in order within tiers, so if your name is first, you're at the top of that tier. if your name is last in a tier, you're at the bottom of that tier
i went ahead and made it include everyone even with only one game played together
>GOD TIER
Mellow
>S TIER
Freud, Minerva, Va****is, 7upcup, Frazer, Aschev
>A TIER
Kishin, Grimm, SnakeHands, Wazoo, COCA, Sekaight, yours truly, Toothpaste, MARZ, Zorban
>B TIER
Tide, Quintoneus, Nuckelavee, Fishcake, ZdradaEnjoyer, JUST, Mamep, Jellyfish, Remance, Ainsley Harriott, Spirit, Carpe Diem, Golem, Osledor, MILEY CYRUS, Nezuk, Bjark, AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE, EXTREMIST, Elden Fortnite, ZABITO BOGA, Skorvan, RevenantIsMyWife, ender lilies fan, terr, Sludge merchant, slugma, Zdrada Enjoyer, Celldweller, Yys, Pepe, Humvee, Spenny, Naggerman, LilSh@ftBigH0nor
>C TIER
Coterminus, Fae, Nihilist, Grug Grugson, Mush, Mordecai, gremlin, Clumsy, Ser John, Santier'***pear, bratty, banderson, Deuce Bigalow, Ace, Nils, Vinland Saga, ShiftyDuck, Mofu, Ukonzaemon Usu--, K***ht, Ben, 10 Inch Man, Ever Watchful, mescool
>D TIER
Sens, YumYumOrange, Gris, littlemoney
>F TIER
Various Cheeses, Meraldaza
>DUNG EATER TIER
Smallchildlord, Reqence, Pivvvot, Abaraxas

>>534532049
everyone died and its all your fault

>>534532291
Elder God tier
>all 10 of our psbros

>>534532291
YOOO I'M ACTUALLY ON THE LIST

>>534532291
wheres the streak tier list..

>>534532313
and i will do it again

ez libras

>>534532291
I'm starting to get gaslight into thinking I'm a c-tier player

んなああ~

GG on ez bug boys Rev/Exe. A damn shame yall got snatched by the moth at the end. Yall are now foreverially tied up, fully delitized, and loving it.

>>534532969
You are, Mush.
I'm literally you but better.

playing raider is too easy lole must go back to ironeye who is for skilled players

>>534532291
I instantly recognize one relic cheater in your A tier, list invalidated.

>>534532518
when they finally patch in crossplay, we'll be #1

>I instantly recognize one relic cheater in your A tier, list invalidated.
you just have bad aim bro

>>534533249
lol gg bugs, looney toons ending
https://files.catbox.moe/fvwxx5.mp4

>tries to make a png
>he voids the transparency channel
oh no crypto dev bros not like this

>>534487989
EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS

>>534533541
damn, those two games i had with them were almost a month and a half ago. slippery relic cheaters need tier list demotion correction
to give them the tiniest credit, at least their cheated relics weren't marais/grafted, they weren't forcing bad paths or ping spamming, their name wasn't something egregious like "tranimelover2004", their relics weren't so eyecatchingly cheated (+3 vigor +3 endurance nightfarer passive x3), they weren't dogshit at the game, etc.
out of all the relic cheaters, perhaps they are some kind of A-tier
if anyone gets a clip of them in the future with those relics, they are getting hardcoded to dung eater tier though

Am i doing it right?

S Tier (Supreme)
Mellow
ZdradaEnjoyer
Quintoneus
Sekaight
Ainsley Harriott
Grug Grugson
Elden Fortnite
Sludge merchant
Mamep
EXTREMIST

A Tier (Awesome)
Kishin
Grimm
Nils
Toothpaste
Golem
Pivvvot
COCA
Jellyfish
Celldweller
ShiftyDuck
Nezuk
Nuckelavee
Skorvan

B Tier (Basic but Beloved)
Fae
Aschev
Meraldaza
Fishcake
Osledor
Clumsy
Zorban
Ace
Yukonzaemon Usu--
Bjark
LilSh@ftBigH0nor
Santier'***pear
Pepé
Various Cheeses

C Tier (Could be Cooler)
7upcup
Vinland Saga
Tide
Mofu
Ever Watchful
Remance
Humvee
Smallchildlord
Abaraxas
Ser John
Freud
Yys

D Tier (Dubious Decisions)
Spirit
slugma
Reqence
Deuce Bigalow
Spenny
banderson
Wazoo
terr
gremlin
Naggerman
Coterminus
yours truly

F Tier (For Fun?)
JUST
Zdrada Enjoyer (again?)
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
MARZ
MILEY CYRUS
SnakeHands
MesCool
Mush
Ben
K***ht
Nihilist
Carpe Diem
10 Inch Man
RevenantIsMyWife
Minerva
bratty

T Tier (Thug tier)
Woomy
Alex
Andy
Gaping Princess
Mr Beast Fan

>>534534260
>didnt make the GPT list
its never been more over...

hurts to think i might never get a useful legendary

>>534534470
C'mon mush I beat this bitch without using a flash solo without mountaintops. Pick up the slack.

>>534534470
that face punch armor shatter looked sick as fuck
looked like an actual visceral punch to the face

>hurts to think
it do be like that sometimes

>>534534654
that run WAS no mountaintop, and who the fuck is mush

>>534534764
Sounds like something Mush would say.

>>534534260
YOOOOOOO S TIER?? thanks for glazing me gpt

>that run WAS no mountaintop
you should at least be picking up a shield and some damage negations

>>534534260
>f
no where to go but up

>troon chaser keeps talking in third person
kino

>>534529636
>t. /vg/ connoisseur

me carrying erg

>>534532291
all the best players are in B or lower kys

>>534532291
>Quit once in 90+ runs with erg
>Xhe still can't let it go
Rent free, slugmatard.

>>534535724
nigga in qcon

>>534535724
gg

>>534527158
For me it's Caligo and Libra(female).

woomy and his acolytes

It's kinda funny how you retards cling to tier lists as if you're actually going to be selective in the matter. You know you're going to just take whatever you can get after waiting in the queue for 20 minutes or more. Kek

gg dragon

fire circle

list of classes I don't use:
>guardian
>raider
>duchess
>executor

EZ Dragon, Rev/Raider. I got worried there for a bit with my weapon rng. Spent like half that run casting base glintstone it felt like.

gg dragonfuckers

>You know you're going to just take whatever you can get
Playing with randoms is a blessing and im grateful for it

>12 Hour general
Its over
Dead game

>>534536134
ok

wait what

>>534536180
wtf, that is vegeta's technique!

>>534536002
>It's kinda funny how you retards cling to tier lists
No one reads the tier lists

>>534536268
Get a life

The Scadutree is the shadow of the Erdtree.

What depth is this?

>>534536765
monkey

>The Scadutree is the shadow of the Erdtree.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F_IpDk8Jk

>>534505938
?
Charge attacks were great in BB and ER

>>534536134
I might try out Raider and Guardian once the deep relics drop for some INT/STR and Paladin runs

yys saved my life
yys taught me to persevere
how yys teaches you to never give up
yys saved me
yys did NOT save your life
yys and how i cured depression
i almost killed myself, then yys happened

>>534537016
Get a life

>ctrl+f "psn"
>0 results
Bummer

>>534537016
this shit makes me embarrassed of ever being a DS fan, fucking normalniggers ruin everything

>>534537241
I can play if you want.

I hate Wylders will their spinning trick ruining the frost.

why is this general filled with lowlives

>>534537573
https://wplace.live//
help me

>>534537016
wtf, nightreign saved my life

terr saved my life

>>534537672
>https://wplace.live//
i can't unless you actually tell me specifically where i'm not gonna spend hours sifting through the suburbs of iraq to find it

last night a dj saved my life

mofu killed me last night

>>534537893
it doesn't exist on that map so put it next to my neighborhood. I want mohg next to my house.

>>534537016
maybe saving his life wasnt a good thing

gg 3bug

warning i will q up and only use greatbows next run so hide your winstreaks

>>534538205
gg

im not familiar with the Dante V or terr lore.
>>534537991
i actually played with an iraqi anon a few days ago. was it you?

>>534538541
No I just searched "mohg location" and went to maps. I don't think Iraqis have computers or playstations.

>>534538592
oh i need better reading comprehension
also yes they do. a surprising amount of them are richer than me somehow. must be the oil money.

>>534527158
most Gnoster porn is in gay shit sadly, Fujos love seeing male characters laying eggs

>>534538665
That's pretty cool. I wanna play with an Iraqi, they'd play like it was their last game 24/7 so they'd be good.

gg bug burning

>>534538936
gg

why are there weirdos claiming to know how an entire population plays like? that's retarded

>>534536739
this implies another source of light shining down on the erdtree
which doesn't exist.
the erdtree is the source of light of the lands between.

>>534539012
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

>>534539012
the chinese players are pretty good and exclusively play rev and recluse

>>534537991
alright what design for mohg

>>534532291
Biggest issue with this is that with demon plating it’s optimal to stay at lvl 12 and keep runes in the bank. I demand this is factored into your next equation

>>534539302
Something small. Phase 1 without wings, have his trident. Kinda cute. If you don't wanna do all that you can just do his head if you want. When I wake up I'll add Nihil or something if you don't wanna.
Thanks.

>>534538541
You need to be 18 years or older to post here

>>534539527
my voice is deeper than ice poseidon, bro :P
and uhm, non sequitor. can you just have a melty now?

>>534539385
i would try but the website doesn't seem to be working for me right now, i might check later if i remember

I am shit at the game.

>I am shit at the game

this makes you the strongest player because your hope can never die

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xsWW0WzTyic

>>534540052
we know, ace

>we know, ace
who da fuq is we? aint no WE just big ME. speak for yourself little beta boy

i kneel

>>534540052
me too man
but we should do our best regardless

>>534540715
i press l2, simple as
ggwp

>i kneel
anything other than glintstone pebble is hacking mmkay? it just is, okay?

>have to get off of torrent to activate a grace
>Can't open the map during combat
Is elden ring the worst game ever made?

>>534540715
bloodflame blade doesnt do bleed in NR, it only adds fire damage. oh and fire grease adds more fire damage than bloodflame blade.

>>534541004
I doubt that but ok

>>534540995
yes, unironically

I hope fromsoft never makes another open world game ever again

GGEZ dragon

>>534541004
i dont believe you

the jump button was a mistake. it should be usable in combat but not in exploration

>>534541004
I can believe the fire grease part unless you have rev or recluse's FTH scaling and a good seal for it to actually give you damage, but I'm pretty sure I've bled things with it before shotgunning arrows on Ironeye.

>>534541401
I think it's neat to have options that work better in certain instances. Some attacks are easier to jump than roll, some attacks have to be rolled, some attacks are only reliably avoided with repositioning, some attacks are more worth blocking, or parrying. I like that spread I just wish they embraced it a bit more in designing bosses because it adds incentive to learn a fight and not just react roll, hit, react roll. They need to punish players more who don't know when to be greedy or are too patient.

shit sry bout that

>>534541837
nah you're blocked for that

>>534541837
its ok

>>534541865
:(

*holds you down*
*rapes you*
*gets you preggers*
*you're forced to marry me to retain your honor and for the sake of our child*

>>534542028
40 year old brown bald fat indian men cant get pregnant

>>534542083
so there aren't any girls here and it's just an indian who's pretending?!¡!!

>>534542193
Always has been saar

>>534535187
do you look like this?

my shirt i sewed over a decade ago in middle school textile class i still wear it but its too big

just woke up
queue status?

>>534541037
>>534541385
>>534541481
>>534541004
https://streamable.com/8mxcod
Works on my machine.

>>534541004
worse, it doesn't add any damage at all. it's a purely cosmetic buff

>>534542741
>embed link instead of a simple webm
cute retarded newfig

>>534542501
Weight loss or was it just always too big?
I should probably get back to playing my instrument someday

>>534542963
no sound on 4chan

>>534543082
what do you need sound for to prove your point

>>534543205
*points down*

>>534543082
>he doesn't know

>>534543363
yeah i see your tiny little dick down there, but that doesnt answer my question

>>534542741
>>534543082
retarded faggot

>>534542501
Wtf that's like a XXXXXL shirt, were you 400 lbs in middle school?

>>534542995
it was just always too big, i've always been skinny my whole life

1/3 caligo no steam erg
Hoping to get a non glitched one this time

>>534512725
>>534532291
Funnily enough the list with more options included conflates almost irrelevant stuff to give you more rank points. But it does highlight how some players are always sticking with the group and some aren't. AEL doesn't tell the whole story either but it does provide insight into the efficiency of routing during the run.
Zdrada, Pepe, terr, Sens off the top of my head are done absolute injustice by the second list IMO. I thought mush had decent routing when I played with him, has it changed dramatically lately?
Now keep in mind I play during EU hours so idk if (you) also were done dirty by the lists.
t. marz

why are you taking a shitpost seriously

>>534532291
>names are in order within tiers,
THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF TIERS THATS NOT A TIERLIST THATS JUST A RANKING THEN YOU DOLT

Who are you talking to?

>>534541004
>>534542741
>>534542963
>>534543205
>>534543383
>>534543440
>>534543567
>>534542915
Here fixed it for you
Here fixed it for you

>>534532291
Its joever my account win rate is forever cooked by trying to unlock revenant over and over again

>>534544217
I thought it's somewhat interesting content to entertain if it's actually based on data. Fromsoftware themselves are definitely assessing player statistics on a mass basis, maybe even ranking them in a general sense.

Absolute shitlord swinging at the training dummy before even activating it. Loooool

who are you talking to

gg dragon

gg dragon

>>534543952
2/3

I just want to be noticed

>>534544680
I see you

>>534505938
they always had a purpose though for example when I use to make low lvl co-op twinks in dark souls (for co-op early covenant maxing, early blue copping to shit on low lvl invader twinks, and giant seed baiting into NG+ at SL 19 with a +1 weapon) I used the great club charge R2.
The reason the great club charge R2 is so important is for super annoying mobs like the havel phantom later in the game so I could use some of his armor pieces for my decent light weight but high poise armor setup.
You just full charge R2 and flatten him now you have a small rhytm of charge r2 flatten + wait a few secs for stam while he does the recover animation then do it again before he can react or do anything

his hp is massive and it's absurdly dangerous to fight him with the dark hand so this trick makes you immune to his one shots as a low lvl and lets you kill him comfortable.

This works on all humanoid invaders and large humanoid type mobs like red eye high lvl knights etc + you're using blunt dmg so you're actually pumping out decent dmg vs high armor targets.

ggs

What shifting earth are they going to put in the top right corner and bottom middle sections?

I don't give a fuck about this game

Someone do a wellness check on Ace, NOW!

>>534545240
Sprawling underground catacomb network and a lake of blood

>>534545240
anor londo and irithyll
also a swamp shifting earth that'll be mapwide

>>534545989
What game are you gonna play?

>>534546141
no miyazaki, no swamp

>>534546186
he's going to contribute specifically and exclusively to add the swamp

>day 2
>night closes in
>halfway through crucible knight castle
>hear distant thrumming of night
>surely its going to stop right outside the castle right?
>kill 4th crucible knight
>night ring crawls up behind me
>excuse me
>check map
>castle is completely fucking nulled by the ring
>notice jewgoat is sitting outside
>whoop his ass
>get him to half health
>get oneshot by his apple crush aoe
>respawn, go to grab runes
>jewgoat does as jews do, camps the runes spamming melees with high aggression so i can't grab my runes
>die before grabbing runes
>night ends, jewgoat vanishes
i just want to beat gigaligo solo... why...