Dive Well Edition
>Previous thread: >>534352135>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyโข. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWSJul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
>LATEST PATCHESJul 16 1.003.201
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
Aug 05 01.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905
>>534473257you mean like how mission results themselves have victory ratings bracketed by 20% ranging from Disappointing Service to Outstanding Patritotism, as well as similar failure ratings? why would swedes bother to learn from anyone least of all themselves?
Botniggers on track to lose yet another MO!
Reminder to bring rail cannon and spam the ever living shit out of it. You got two god rods on 30 second cool downs. You basically don't even need to bring stratagems. At least some of them are going to catch troopers in the blast. If we don't start mass spamming this shit now we are going to get cucked out of the MO win by the rail cannon meme objective after taking the planets.
I don't understand people who say they need light armor for bugs. Doesn't that mean you do a lot of running away? Doesn't sound very democratic...
Bots have brains, /hdg/ posters do not
>>534499268I take heavy armor to bugs so that I can have hot charger sex and live long enough to have more hot charger sex
>>534499714Check inside your dad's anus, I put it there the last time I bent him over
>>534499931Only the democratic ones.
>>534499937Goondivers ruin everything
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d10 bots
>>5345003943/4 get in niggys
>>534500331How is this even attractive?
when do we get the unused bot army choir sections of the Automaton theme
when cyborg subfaction
4th faction will be the skeleton faction.
>>534499931That vent on the back of the hulk is his butt. It's where he expels excess hot gasses.
>>534501194You're telling me hulks are such fatfucks they have an actual literal case of shoulderblade butt?
>>5345011824th faction will be a whole race of Marvin the Martian guys.
>>534501341Yep. Every bot is exactly what you see. There isn't a little man shaped bot inside that tank, the tank is the bot. They sit around all day and talk about tank stuff.
>>534501521Imagine being born and you're just an entire tank. That'd be kind of cool desu.
>>534501521>hotshot Trooper decides to start courting an entire Annihilator tank that he wants to 'pilot' from 'inside'>smallrabbitwithhisgiantgirlfriend.jpg
>4th faction will be heckin rebels!
god i hope not, that's boring
>>534501521>You do anything today?>Well I slowly tracked a helldiver with my turret but he just sprinted past me, dropped a nuclear lunch pail, blew up my out post and left. >Damn we suck>Yup
>>534501521that sounds kinda comfy tbqh, I'd love to be a gunship though
So what's the best AA solution for the game? The in-game version is fucking terrible, it's blurry as shit, and even if you turn sharpening all the way up it ghosts.
I JUST SAW A BRAP BOT ON THE ACID PLANET
>>534502460super sampling
>>534501521>Scout Striders are a Trooper riding a vehicle>Reinforced Striders aren't vehicles, they're just a bot that looks like thatThat's kind of neat actually.
>Factory Striders now have cocks
>When you get close, it shoots oil
>When shot, the oil makes you catch fire
>>534502845All Factory Striders are girls because they make Devastators
>>534501343>>534501843>>534501182Apemen faction
Heavy caste system
Religious & hates freedom
"Young" race
Dino riders & organic tech
Speed & maneuvering is their advantage. They will move fast to make you want a vehicle or Jetpack, running on foot is a bad idea
Bots are artificial red & black
Bugs are dieased yellow & green
Illuminate are glowing white & purple
Apemen are primal orange & blue
>Monkeys with guns>Gorillas with melee weapons or big guns>Baboon cavalry>Chimp leaders>big quadraped beasts with artillery strapped to gondolasThey reinforce by dropping like a large ship like a hellpod. It slams into the ground & they run out of it as a group. It drops slow & kind of like a meteor. If you can damage it while it drops it will rip apart in the air instead of slamming down.
Unique objective would be burning their sacred trees
>rape-ape schizo is back
hello buddy
>>534502969wtf I feel bad for killing them now :(
SSSAAAAAAARRRRRRRR DO NOT REPEEL THE BANAN DO NOT REPEEL
>>534503127dang, I thought for sure some old thread schizos returning was always a sign of a warbond announcement, but he's just a false alarm
4th faction needs to be orkz dumbasses
Nobody realizes we already have a fourth faction in the game. It's the cordyceps that's controlling the spore burst bugs.
>>534503326Sometimes you've just got to kill a loving mother and her four newborn kids
>>534503326>>534503769Me and the boys just call bile titans girls and chargers boys. I dunno I just assumed they were.
>>534501180when they finish the bosses in 2028
4th faction will be the Penis Men
>>534503127Im not the ape rape guy. I just want to kill damn dirty apes (indians) with a Helldivers take on a Maxim Gun
>>534503726Honestly it would fit the mood of the game to have a big "enemy of democracy" just be some non sentient thing that doesn't even notice that super earth exists and doesn't actually fight back but just turns worlds in to a giant ecosystem that happens to be hazardous to humans and SE just sends divers in to shoot random parts of continent sized fungal growths and declare victory on the evening news while it ejects acid that kills them all. I don't think it would work in the game though.
>>534503961All the bugs you see in game are female, the male ones was killed after breeding with them
I wonder if AH knows how bad the situation with the Illuminate are.
Do they look at the 2% faction and ask, "Did we mess something up?"
>>534502568I haven't fucked with it, is that in the game? How does it hit performance? I get a stable 90-115 FPS ingame, don't want to dip that too hard especially with how shit cities get.
>>534504543I'll be honest, I like illuminate.
>>534504546super sampling requires a retardly strong rig to run smoothly
>>534504543I like the squids, I just hate their maps
They should add a dab emote
They should add a smoking and gambling room on the ship
>>534504543they look at the 2% and then come here to shitpost about people getting filtered by fleshmobs
>>534503326>YOU MONSTER!>IT WAS PREGNANT!
>>534505512They should add little farm maps you can invest in. I want a farm with a black & white spotted termanid with a bell around their neck named Bessie
>>534505512democracy officer canonically has a hot tub on the destroyer that you can't access
>>534505298You should neck yourself
>>534505298The should add a teabag emote but like you actually mine holding a cup and saucer and dunking a tea bag.
>>534505298>>534506067Yes to both of these. The dab is iconic but painfully dated so it makes it funny to do as a dad diver. The tea bag is tongue in cheek & pretty funny considering lines like Liber-Tea
>>534506428It's not dated it is just cringey as fuck. Was ever since it's inception. Eating shit ironically is still eating shit. If you want dated give us the Fonz thumbs up.
>>534505851>Bridal carry a SEAF girl to safety.>Now she's back on your farm.Cute...
Are you ready for 5 lvl 80 invasions all at once?
>>534503326M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
>>534507471Yes.
I basically want to spend cash & samples to upgrade a blank map with colonists stuff. Including a SEAF wife would be great
>>534501843I have a vision of rebels being incredibly fun in one specific scenario
>maps are always similar, a big fortress to take and you have to land in one specific area and work your way through it>land in e.g. southern center edge>half the map is just rows and rows of trenches, MG nests, mortars, snipers, enemy eagles>big ass wall with 1 to 3 entrances to a massive fortress>inside are tanks, mechs, more MG nests, this time with tight cover and angles to maneuver>final objective is like a command bunker on steroidsI think I just want something like Firebase Georgina from Rising Storm 2 or some maps from Eternal Crusade, a big fuckoff fortress that's designed to be a bitch to take, with layers of defense and environs with different gameplay as you're pushing into it - early on range, accuracy and ergonomics will carry but later you'll need AP and fast TTK weapons. I'd like rebels to be like less armored automatons and less ragdolly but more killy and very numerous. Instead of stratagem jammers and gunship facilities there'd be side objectives to clear ATC towers (disable enemy eagles), blow up fuel/ammunition stashes, maybe mech fabs if it's not too similar to automatons.
>>534508396>>534501843Automaton ARE the rebels
>>534508396This sounds like it would work best as a special Automaton mission where the whole map is one massive fortress.
Did they disable war strider seed on julheim? 2 full ops and I'd never saw any of them.
>>534508958no
frankly I don't understand why they're only a seed and not just an enemy that can show up every now and then. It's the same with regular striders and on the bug front regular chargers, just put them wherever it's more fun
>>534506768I bet you like the "pull my finger" emote.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244549808358/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs
>>534507687The fact striders have been extra fucky with their death rigs lately. Almost half of them spring board away like bugs bunny.
>>534509245I hate it quite honestly. Dick jokes are semi-tolerable but straight fart jokes is literal kiddy/teenage shit humor. Although the dab desiring stone thrower should mind his glass house. We don't have to have more meme garbage emotes anyways. I prefer the ones that actually serve a function or do something in the environment. Like Draw actually firing your side arm. The "Go" and "Halt" hand signals work on the SEAF soldiers like "Follow me" and "Stay" voice wheel lines. Just off the top off my head. An emote that pulls your current magazine and your helldivers inspects it. If it full they put it back in or reloads if it is missing ammunition. After a quick double tap to the helmet to set the bullets firmly against the magazine back and out of habit.
>>534510379>The "Go" and "Halt" hand signals work on the SEAF soldiersimagine falling for this meme
How to fix the over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher without nerfing them to death:
Purifier:
>reduce uncharged damage to AT most 66, better even 50
>reduce projectile speed
>reduce magazine size (keep ammo reserves the same)
>reduce shockwave radius to 3m
>increase charge speed
Scorcher:
>reduce firing speed
>reduce magazine size to 10 per magazine, 9 magazines, resulting in a 10% decrease in ammo reserves
>add a burst fire mode
>>534509658still 2/4, I will kill the other nigga if (you) don't join
>>534510902Do it pussy, you won't
>>534510073>go too clear a bug nest>some retard (I.e my mate Stids) throws he barrage in it>have to stand there for 30 seconds while it destroys a single bug hole in the nest and fight all the bugs pouring out thst it doesn't seem to hurt at all
>put orbital railcannon on 0 seconds cooldown and infinite use with double use
>it's decent, but not that great
Really makes you think.
>>534510615>How to fix the over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher without nerfing them to death:>purifier: charged shot takes 2 ammo instead of 1
>scorcher:leave it, it's honestly not some be-all-end-all primary with amazing performance, it's simply reliable (but ammo hungry) and a lot of love for it is just hold-over from when most people considered it to be the only good bot primary
>>5345109023/4
>>534511141i'll kill the other two niggas now if one last nigga doesn't join
>>534510379I like Draw but the emotes are pretty much ALL stupid meme shit. It's allowed to be silly. We got shit like "Pull my finger" & "This is Sparta!" A fucking Dab emote is not any worse than that shit. Be serious if you want, but dont act like dumb shit is any worse than the dumb shit thats already there
>>534510615>over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher I rarely see anyone bring them, it's either libpen or eruptor 90% of the time
>>534512131Pull my finger is retarded. The Sparta kick is miles above board then a dab.
Ya know sometimes I wonder if Joel being one guy was just a meme. But I really hope it is one guy. Because that would mean they have an entire team of retards working on the galactic war.
>>534512131The victory poses are worse on average than the emotes, and even then they're still less stupid than a shitty dab emote.
>>534512838I wish the emotes were just emotes & we could assign whatever to the victory, but you're wrong about the dab
>>534512838dabbing on people is funnier now than when it was popular
>>534513208>but you're wrong about the dabChrist you're the kind of autistic that would unironically pay for the floss dance
>>534513519Ironic retardation is still retarded.
>freedom's flame
>chemical agents
>truth enforcers
>borderline
>masters of ceremony
>force of law
or save for the next bond?
>>534513835I love the Talon.
>>534513835Gas grenade and dog are pretty good for bots or personal defense. Some of the best CC in the game besides straight death.
>>534513835Download the SC spawner hack and then buy all of them
>>534513648no it's not that the whole point of irony
>>534514080where can I get that?
>>534513984but muh ultimatum
>>534514031but muh thermite and lunchbox slots
>start joining /hdg/ lobbies
>I now have way more SC than I ever did playing with pubs
are we perhaps god's chosen people?
>>534514517yes we are saar
you join now farm SC now saar steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244552750967/76561198010997782
>play solo
>make 100+SC every 5 minutes
>weekend
>jeets and thirdworld browns spending their day off farming SC
like clockwork
>>534515074I was going to ask how much Arrowhead pays you to do this, but then I realized that you definitely do it for free.
>>534513615Lol. Dental Hygiene Articulation
>he pays for free stuff
>he spends hours farming for shit you can just spawn at your feet
I laugh.
>>534514670>no joinerswell I'm starting anyway
>'Party all the Time' starts playing
>THIS SUMMER
>cut to Jack Black in default armour falling out of a bunk bed
>GET READY TO GET SUPER
>'I LOOVE THE TASTE OF CALAMARI'
>shot of Jack incinerating 5+ teammates with the airburst
>'My bad'
>WITH THE GALAXY'S GREATEST HEROES
>'Portable Hellbomb. Long as no one presses this button we should be just fine'
>*click*
>'Oh crap.'
>explosion.vmt
>STARRING
>ZENDAYA
>AS THE SHIP MASTER
>THE ROCK
>AS GENERAL BRASCH
>AND BRADLEY COOPER
>AS... A POUNCER?
>HELLDIVERS 2
>IN CINEMAS AUGUST 13
>>534514730So you're ok grinding for $10/hr? Why don't you just have a job and make double that if not more and then just play the fucking game you 3rd world brownie? Oh wait $10/hr for you guys is like $50/hr in a non-shit hole country isn't it? Never mind carry on.
>>534512234>it's either libpen or eruptor 90% of the timeeruptor I get by why the fuck do pubbies seem to love the lib pen so much? I've tried it and it's like the definition of "barley good enough". the adjudicator and even the reprimand once you get all the upgrades on it are just so much better
>>534515692>grindingI just play normally and also spawn SC at my feet in D10, lol
>>534515642If a single line of this post comes to pass I am hunting you down and scooping out your eye balls with a butter knife
>>534515642those names are too big. minecraft has more players than there are people on earth and they only managed to get irrelevant comedian and C list capeshit
>>534515460My insults and disgust for you "people" is free, yeah. I can't imagine farming worthless video game currency for less than 2$ an hour, as a White person, I can never succumb myself to that level of subhuman-ness. You must be legitimately living in a 3rd world country to do that kind of crap.
>>534515975You are free to give Arrowhead as much of your money as you want.
>>534515642it's going to look really clunky when the helldivers have to pull out their xperia phones to call in stratagems
>>534515713It feels much better for sustained fire than judy, and even though I go for short mags which is equivalent (30 rds), starting with 45 rounds a mag feels nicer. I mostly use it against bots and I'll just reposition if there's more than 30 rounds worth of enemies in sight It's "barely good enough", but at most things, and misses feel less punishing than the judy or reprimand. I blew it off at first in favor of the dcs but I've started enjoying it since grinding the weapon levels.
>>534516050I'm a day 1 player, I got all the warbonds currently in the game by simply playing the game normally
>>534515692Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending real money. The game hands you so much free shit just for playing you're just telling on yourself
>>534516696>Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending hours of your off time to repeated grind for fake money
>>534516859imagine being so illiterate you can't make it through the second sentence of my post
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7233?tab=description
Here's your Halo crossover bro, that'll be $30 please.
>>534515642>Jack Black calls down a support weapon>blows up some weak chaff with an AoE plasma>"EPOCH WIN BAEBAY!!!>Later in the movie he overcharged it & dies>new diver drops>its just jack black again with a different haircut>EPOCH FAIL!!!
>>534516958>play solo>make 100sc every 5 minutesSo you're grinding you disingenuous little shit. Keep your filthy brown fingers away from the keyboard and fuck off.
>b-but i'm NTA!Then why are you in this reply chain dipshit?
>>534510073Great if you drop it on breaches. Cracks heavies and is fun gambling
Alright that is it. Time to uninstall. We don't deserve nice things.
>>534517353>Then why are you in this reply chain based "just play the game" gigachad?because you're a stupid paypig and I came here to laugh at you
>>534515692>start job>3 weeks til first paycheck>new warbond is old now and there's a new one coming so you're 2 warbonds behind>spend entire entertainment budget on 2 warbonds>too exhausted from wageslaving to play video games, if you can even find the time>finally get time to play>devs killswitch the new warbond stratagems>called into work on your day off>die of heart attackyeah good plan
>>534517573>entertainment budget for 2 weeks is $20howpoorru
>>534517573>Die of a heart attackRemember your ABC's and you will never die.
>>534517698he's a turdworlder, you can buy a month worth of food with that money
>pay money for weapon
>devs decide you can't have fun with it anymore
please tell me you guys don't do this
>new warbound a few days away
>somehow have less than 1000 super credits
>put on a youtube video or a movie on my second monitor, or hop in a group call with my friends and chill
>half-pay attention to helldivers 2 dropping on D1's
>an hour later have enough super credits to buy the next warbond without having to spend a single penny
anyone who thinks you have to knuckle down and consciously dedicate time to exclusively grind for super credits and be unable to do anything else at the same time is seething and coping
>>534517813>ABCsapples, beans.. and creams?
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>be russian
>snoy blocked all in-game transaction in my region
>have to farm SC like a thirdworlder to buy warbonds
It's shameful but at least it's honest work. Not my fault Sony don't want my money
>>534518538>be russian>have to farm SC like a thirdworlder>likeI don't have the heart to tell him
My genuine reaction to anons getting scammed by Sweden
>>534519118enjoy getting banned lol
>>534518538Russia IS a thirdworld country, what are you talking about Ivan?
Peak Physique is so comfy
>CE
>FF
>CA
>UL
>BJ
>MoC
>FoL
which way white man
>>534519715bj but you gotta swallow
>>534519118>buypigs & farmtards absolute BTFO hackGODs stay winning
>>534517928>you can buy a month worth of food with that moneyso is hdg just indians buying poop and eating it now
>>534520053Indians don't buy poop they just find a stray cow.
the 4th faction will be the real illuminate without the voteless to ruin them
>>534518016It's just one guy getting suspiciously mad at people for not giving their money to AH.
>>534516696>Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending real money.they are 7 dollars you fucking poorfag lmfao
>>534521815warbond tokens are $20, retard
>>534522007they are 1k credits and you get 300 back
700 credits = 7 dollars
Some of them are very sparse
>t Brendon Fraser of donations to swedestan
I donโt play other games so I donโt know what the going rate is thoughever
What's supposed to be the schedule for warbonds? One every month? Is the next one supposed to be on the 17th?
What's the deal with warping into bunkers? Seems to work only 1 out of every 10 bunkers, majority of them just don't let me in.
why is the mod manager so fucking dogshit?
The concept is simple:
>can't afford $10 = you don't have a job/you're living above your means = financial irresponsibility = you're brown
>refuse to occasionally spend $10 every several months even though you can afford it a/o mald when other people spend money = you're irrationally stingy = have ulterior motives = you're jewish
>make your own choice whether or not to buy and frankly couldn't care what other people do with their cash = financially responsible = you prioritize merit and responsibility in your world and society = you're white
Arrowhead could learn a lot from Deep Rock Galactic. A LOT.
>>534522896yeah especially the tranny flag in the lobby
>>534522854I do prioritize merit, which is why I don't reward swiggers with cash for trash warbonds.
>>534523061Okay, but I am going to pay for the next warbond because I can. What will you do now?
>>534522854>giving money to swedes to pay for somali rapefugeeslol
>>534522964did they really?
>>534523160If you really hated Sweden you'd buy super credits because the Swedish government will tax it and use the money for exactly that.
>>534522854>you judge other people by how they spend their money = you're jewish
>>534522854>no you see, I'm very white because I work for and reward the very system that kills white peopleYou are mentally retarded, lmfao
>MFW im fueling the destruction of sweden with super credits
>>534523156I'd think you're dumb for giving them money for the rather poor job they've been doing, but it's your money, so you're free to do whatever you want with it.
The real question is what you will do when people tell you they aren't going to spend their money, since right now it seems like you're throwing a fit.
>>534523704Uh-oh! These hypothetics are very brown!
I think you are brown!
>the person(s) ITT calling (You) brown
>>534523704>The real question is what you will do when people tell you they aren't going to spend their moneyDepends.
>declaring in responseCool.
>declaring when nobody askedI'm going to call you poor.
is (((Gucci))) the Sephardihog trying to delineate who's white again, helldivers?
>>534523948Unironically this is true
>>53452394890% of the time it's a self-hating jeet with a cuck fetish
>if you don't throw away your money, you are poor
What a jewish thing to say.
>>534523352I hate somalis not swedes retard
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Halo general, as it turns out.
>>534524323>doesn't hate swedesWe playing the same game?
Stealth warbond soon, retards!
How much are we going to bet that all the idiots still on Charbal after the SO fails will still stay there until this MO ends and then some.
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>bring my trusty GL to bots
>approach mortar turrets, grenade rounds are doing no damage
>okay ill just shoot for the heatsink weakpoint like everything else in this faction
>still nothing after a whole mag
>autochad cleans up for me
>im so ashamed, better check the wiki
>the 'weakpoints' are decorative on the mortars, same goes for the AA guns
>mfw
>>534524958They better give us a Masksman Laser Rifle
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>>534524996>Its their fault for going to charbalDont cry when Joel starts spamming level 80 invasions he pulled out of his ass because "muh snow kino"
>>534525795Your ultimatum?
>>534526186I hope for an integrally suppressed ballistic marksman rifle, but sure, that'd be cool too. Would be kind of fun to see how Arrowhead Helldiverizes a VSS. I just hope it's not some sub-sonic intermediate cartridge. I want to use a suppressed DMR at long range.
>>534526445you are ultimatum
>>534526204arc thrower is really wedged up in there
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The whore rages on
Choose where you will give your AIDS
>>534526787Managed Democracy calls for AIDS. Only you can gift, Helldiver.
>>534526281Oh I won't. I haven't been playing the game since this MO started, but it's fun to watch the playerbase be retarded from the companion app.
>>534509658ggz tards
https://files.catbox.moe/kz3hcv.mp4
>>534526526We got a ton of Marksmen Rifles. We only got 2 laser primaries
>>534527363You have three, I think that's plenty!
>>534509658gg
>>>/wsg/5943833
>>534526892The galactic war. A battleground awaiting your heroic impregnation.
>>534509658>>>/wsg/5943837
>>534527675The Dickle doesnt count. It should have been a sickle feature not its own weapon
>100m: 2x
>150m: 4x
>200m: 10x
scopes are kinda trash
>>534528442Honestly? Yeah.
>>534529030I look like this
>>534529030literally picrel
>>534529517what mods did you use to make hd2 look like this?
>>534529517>fromslopwrong thread, friend
>>534529609>>534529635whoops. here, shooting down aircraft is slightly more relevant.
>>534529502neither of those are good
>>534529750an eagle never misses
>>534529750you missed him, one of the others got the last hit, you can see it clearly
this shit is hypnotizing... im thinking undemocratic thoughts...
>>534530061Mods throw him in the freedom camp
>>534529635>He says as he plays Swedeslop
>>534530061bots don't look like that, kill yourself coomer incel
>>534530061They don't want you to know this, but this is what the average cyberstan cyborg looks like now.
So the new warbond should be revealed pretty soon, right? I should really start farming creds. I spent them on shit I will never use because flamethrowers and dickle are the only weapons I need.
>>534530154nobody in this thread plays the game, anon
Just incase you didn't know you can take the rail gun it also has 30 second cooldown so you can double fist them. Get a whole team and you have half a minute 380 on demand.
>>534530428How fire resistant is the robutt?
>>534500941big ladies are erotic
>>534530923Dont we have a new one every month?
>>534514517I've already unlocked every warbond and bought every armor and weapon in the shop. I'm merely stocking up so I have enough to get the KZ things when they finally come back.
>>534530857What about arc or impact resist? She does have a good bit of extra padding after all.
>>534527363LAS-12 โRakeโ or โRanseurโ
>SMASHED & SLAMMED pump action las shotgun>55*8 pen2 damage; 80 RPM>trigger type: automatic>firing modes: rake; flood >rake: fires 8 shots in duckbill pattern; 1km range>fullbore: increases heat generation by 200%; fires single unstable bolt of energy with a maximum range of 25 meters, dealing 440 damage and exploding for an additional 600 damage in a 3/6/7 meter radius. >12/16 seconds of up/downtime Day of the rake soon (tm)
>>534518662>>534519490Russia is the definition of second-world.
>>534530968What would be in a Homestuck Warbond?
Yeah the warp pack is fun but the jump jets are way more kino
>>53453139660 years ago...
>>534530968>>534531581why should I give one iota of a shit about Homestuck
>>534531647Don't worry, they'll buff the jet pack and hover pack after seeing how much people like the warp pack! They wouldn't just nerf the warp pack, right?
>>534531328>What about arc or impact resist?Depends on how its feeling
>She does have a good bit of extra padding after all.Its all in the ass though
>>534531141its never coming back is it
>>534531709I was just asking don't be a homo.
>>534531396I don't know. This whole Ukraine war debacle has really lowered everyone's opinion of Russia and your realistic military might and tech levels. Like yeah they are getting a lot of support but if the US wanted everything from the border to Mexico City. It would not matter how much money or arms flooded in from the rest of the world. That shit would be ours in under a week.
You guys went from "default big bad foreign threat" to "christ they lost HOW many tanks?!" This entire war was a mistake not because of the politics but the optics. You needed to crush Ukraine and fast. Now everything is embarrassed on your behalf that you couldn't cinch it and refuse to give up despite getting BTFO for years.
>>534531980and you should be non-rhetorically answering why I should give a shit about Homestuck
>>534531647I think that the jump pack is better than the warp pack vs bots. A lot of their facilities have vertical spaces that the jump pack can more reliably traverse. I know that the pillboxes are frequently backdoors for the warp pack, but that still limits your options and it bugs out a lot.
>>534531795>Robutt gets ragdolled into a wall ass first>Takes no damage>Bounces awayShe really is Super Earth's finest.
>>534532050>>534531396No, I mean that the LITERAL definition of #-world is:
>First world: NATO allied powers>Second world: Soviet allied powers, or at this point the ex-soviet union>Third world: Everyone else.The definition of Third-world was never "poor shithole." It's just so happens that many third-world nations are poor shitholes.
need a backpack that's like an inflatable raft which activates immediately after getting ragdolled and absorbs all impact damage and sends you bouncing around like a demented super monkey ball
>>534531328>extra padding>CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>534532312what if it's literally just an inflatable raft that floats on water in addition to being a parachute packed airbag
>>534530428How fertile is the robutt?
>G-909 Kinetic Overdraft Grenade
>Does only 100dmg but sends all non-super heavy units flying in a 10m radius roughly 30ms outwards depending on mass
>impact damage is calculated as normal
I'm just here for a good time.
>>534531581Psionic nuke stratagem.
>>534532443>cruising down the streams on jungle worldssounds comfy
>>534532462Dude, you can't just ask robots how fertile they are.
>>534532909>pointlessly ghoulish deranged pilpul hypothetical that doesn't make a great deal of sense, subversive intent>(((Alex Wellerstein)))yeah...
>>534532443Just some fucking floaties would be nice.
>>534533234What's the point of a goldblood if you aren't torturing it for it's powers?
increasingly regretting asking why I should give a shit about Homestuck
>>534533437Homestuckfags, not even once
Increasingly glad I asked why I should give a shit about Homestuck
>>534533516literally not me
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>>534532074You can do a lot with the warp pack if you know what you're doing. Just a little rock can let you warp upward on top of surfaces you cant climb, if you're having trouble warping through bunker doors you can move at a crouch & slide in, etc.
>spamming D10 eradication and blitz not only nets way more exp/space bux/weapon exp but it also contributes the same as a 20-40 minute city mission to the liberation/defense rate in 6-10 minutes each
Yeah I'm done with city fights until I am no longer financially responsible for every braindead broke dick fuck stick retard NPCs wellbeing in an active warzone.
>>534534079Ok buy what do you actually need requisition for?
>>534532312Like I need another reason to make fun of fat heavy armored divers lumbering around with their gas load out looking like a fucking fetish shitpost? Now you want to add inflation to the mix?
Just make a fat boy armor with a ragdoll reduction perk
>>534534162Autism maxing. I am 25/25 all the primaries.
>>534534209>Just make a fat boy armor with a ragdoll reduction perkNah, make a backpack slot exosuit that anchors your legs in to the ground whenever you stand still. Now instead of ragdolling you just get shattered tibias.
>>534534297My condolences.
>>534531385If they do a shotgun, it would be an updated Trident.
But mostly I just want a good laser based rifle that hits hard with one blast per pull. Because its a laser its automatically extreme range sniping, so really you just need to make it kind of a "bolt action" with its heatsink build up & cooling & give it a ton of damage
>>534534451I mean hell I've already done 11 of them already. By the time the xboxers hit I should practically be finished.
>>534534617Bolt action laser sniper where you are just feeding in single use batteries.
>>534534617When secondary customization rolls around and we can slap a 7x and butt stock on the Talon I will be content.
>>534534339Why must it be a backpack? This kind of passive shit should be an armor perk no matter how you frame it
>>534534617>Big TalonI'd cum.
>>534534789Sar? Your Qua?
>>534534710It'd be cool. One high-powered boom like a mini Quasar, but with better cooldown, & no build up, decent penetration, high damage. Maybe two or three shots at best, just enough that you can use it shooting bugs/voteless if you move & shoot
>>534534789Big Talon would just be a laser DCS, they'd probably need to make it 5-6 shots before burning out just to not completely invalidate every other marksmans rifle.
>>534534756I just think it would be funny for the solution to the problem of excessive ragdolling being something none of us would use that turns it in to a barely better alternative.
>>534534789>>534534742Hell yeah. Id want to name it the Hammer to play into "Sickle & Hammer" commie vibes. I think if we got a nice big Talon like laser rifle you'd see more people loving the beam.
>>5345336352/4 JOIN DAMN IT
I refuse to play slop MOs. Fix your game, execute Alexus, add real content. Then I will play again.
post furry arts and I will join
>>534535174MOs are fine in concept. Joel just doesnt know how people actually act and think and thinks adding on some stupid ass "STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY" shit onto some unpopular planet is going to magically make everyone go there.
>Adds in bullet penetration for all weapons
There you go, fixed the entirety of bots and squids for you, no need to thank me
I just want more one handed primary options.
>>534534884>Quasar>Talon Dog>Big Talon>TalonI need it
>>534534936>>534535072>>534535126I NEED IT
>>534535212Fine. Here. Now come play the damn game.
>>534535072You say that like its a bad thing.
>>534535306Saar... your baw?
There is no super president. There is no General Brasch. And there is no Joel of Sweden.
I still shill for my sg-88 but itโs two talons in a trench coat primary idea.
Put a scope on it and itโs a snooper
>>534535306I want a laser smg Tanto.
Hammer
Tanto
Trident
We need more laser love, they keep making slightly differently named rifles for the dirty slugthrowing monkeys, its not fair
>>534535072>they'd probably need to make it 5-6 shots before burning outthat's fine, it'll still be good
>>534535326I think if I had a "Big Talon" I would go with the Dagger as a secondary, just to give different options
>>534535930I remember this idea. It's a really good idea.
Stop coming up with new weapon ideas, the game is absolutely bloated with a shit tons of guns already
>>534536273We need a primary version of the Talon because we don't have a gun that fits that niche.
>>534535978>hammerI recognize the other two, but wasnโt the hammer a motorcycle? What does it have to do with las weaponry
>>534536356How would they balance the talon? Just the talon with a smaller battery? Lower rpm?
Reading the stat page itโs superior to the scythe and sickle but that might be misinterpretation or just the kind of game HD1 was
>>534536273I want an arc cascader gun.
>support weapon and backpack>weapon has an ICE pack that heats up with use back pack comes with 2 spares>back pack also offers wearer 50% arc resistance while wearing>weapon throwers out a cone of arc damage in a continuous stream that chains outwards in a tight 2m radius from each target to the next>does 175 DPS per seconds while trigger is held but has no stun nor DoT Just an electric death hose with a bit more range then the flame thrower but none of the after effects.
>>534536818A backpack that works as an auxiliary heatsink would be based.
>>534536741300 damage, 7 shots and takes 1 second to cool down like the talon per shot . Also staggers more so you can knock shit back while shooting n feather enemies back.
>>534536372Hammer is my own bullshit name for a big Talon marksman rifle. Solely for the "Hammer & Sickle" soviet theme. Because laser tech comes from the bots. It could just as easily be called the Lance. Or the Scalpel, or whatever. I'll not super attached to the name just the concept.
>>534536273No fuck you I want more lasers
>>534536273I want a double barrel shotgun primary.
Like give me half of variables full volley, and make it a stupid fast reload. Just atomize whatever you click.
>>534537180>Because laser tech comes from the bots.?
>>534537259The bots have advanced laser tech. Super Earth uses their tech to make their own
>>534537367>Super Earth uses their tech to make their own?
>>534534373It came to me in a dream, anon. You'll just have to trust me.
>>534537505>Turtles, all the way down: The Post
>>534537707I have no idea where you're getting this idea from. It just looks like another Automaton brain headcanon thing all over again.
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D10 Bug
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>>534538174>It just looks like another Automaton brain headcanon thing all over again.?
>>534538261People headcanon that the Automatons run on harvested human brains as CPUs, despite there being no actual evidence of this anywhere in game. It's something that someone brings up because they think it would be cool, and then people start treating it like an actual fact because they've heard it repeated too many times.
>>5345336353/4, we need (You)
>>534538407Its been directly debunked as a headcanon.
>>534538621isn't baskinator a fat ugly troon janny with absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?
I don't care about the potential stats of any more laser weapons they might add, I just want them to be fire actual fucking beams instead of being ballistic weapons with yellow tracers masquerading as energy weapons
>>534538782Cope all you want. AH has spoken.
>>534538782>absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?You know who else has absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?
>>534538407>heard it repeated too many times.?
>>534539083not us, we scream at lurking swiggers and force them to do as we bid all the time
534539152
534538261
>Hes doing the ? bait again
>>534539152When people that don't know much about something, they can't tell the difference between something real, and something someone just made up on the spot.
If people say things like "The Illuminate were originally humans" enough times, some idiot is going to assume this is true, and then panic when people start asking them where the hell they came up with this from.
100-day bug fix patch when?
Ready for another instant loss, Helldiver?
What I also don't get is that some very vocal people like some of you cry more than a 12-year old going through puberty about the game being "t0o EaZy aNd No LoNGer ChAlLeNgInG", yet you're clearly still playing the game and crying your feelings out on 4chan like a child who didn't get the Spider-Man toy he wanted for Christmas.
My point is: If Helldivers 2 is as mindlessly boring as you say it is and requires zero effort even on Super Helldive, then why would you not go play something else? Since you're clearly too good, according to you.
>>534536259Thank you! The designation even wrote itself
>las-69
>>534540317God, I hope so. Anything to punish the retards still playing this shitheap.
>>534540525Probably can't afford new games
>>534540525>crying your feelings out on 4chan like a child who didn't get the Spider-Man toy he wanted for Christmas.I'd like to start this off by saying I'm not one of the guys that does this, but imagine if you bought a game that you really liked playing, only for someone to come along and change the rules to the point where it was an entirely different experience from the one you bought and enjoyed, and then when you tried to ask them to revert the changes, they told you to get lost.
In that case, wouldn't it make far more sense to ask for the developers to just make a new game that plays like how they want, instead of changing their current game into something different at the expense of the playerbase that is here for what it already is?
>If Helldivers 2 is as mindlessly boring as you say it is and requires zero effort even on Super Helldive, then why would you not go play something else?Basically the crux of the argument is that they wouldn't have to play something else if they didn't "make the game easier to pander to normies" and "turning their game into a different experience than what they paid for", which I will admit, is a problem that I've seen happen before.
I just want the jank to get fixed, and the weapons, armors, boosters, and strats to feel like they all have some kind of use case and aren't overshadowed or redundant. A superhard difficulty is something that you could add later, and I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I feel like people have their priorities backward for a lot of things.
How the fuck were they expecting us to take four planets in a single MO, one with an even smaller time limit?
>>534541716They wernt. The bots are joels favorite faction so it rigs it in their favor every time.
>>534541716In case it wasn't fucking obvious, they're setting the stage for a major disaster so that they can suckoff the xbots and make them feel like they're our saviors.
>>534542169This guy gets it.
>spam hellbomb
>die 7 or 8 times
>YELLOW KILLS
you may remember me as a shitter, but the history books will call me a hero.
Dukat
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Attention MO workers,
>>534541826It has come to my attention that (You) have fallen behind on your assigned quotas. (You) have been given a simple and attainable goal, I will not tollerate this disobedience for much longer. If (You) do not redouble your efforts immediately, I will be forced to take punitive action.
>>534542169Could they not do that with an achievable MO where the goal is us preparing for an onslaught that we figured out in advance that finally hits when the xbox players join?
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>>534542265>I will be forced to take punitive action.Like what Dukat, another forced loss? Perhaps with a side of another pathetic attempt at irony?
I wish Valve still did fun collabs with big games on Steam. It could be fun getting some items that would fit or have been made to fit from their games in HD2.
>>534542309No. Consoletards don't read. All they're going to see is:
>We lost a bunch of MO's recently>then we suddenly started winning once the xbawks players joined in>surely the addition of more consoletards is what saved the day!
>>534542464Wrong image, I'm gonna kill myself.
>>534542583The red tape should have somewhere around 100%-200% extra health but do literally no damage.
Dino faction
>it's dinos I don't really need to explain
>make them unique by being the pure melee faction and giving bugs more ranged attacks
Dissident faction
>rebels, terrorists, flesh devastators, traitor Helldivers, mechs, FRVs, tanks, pelicans
>bases made of salvaged destroyers and pelicans
>helghast subfaction
Covenant vs Flood faction
>you fight the covenant but flood outbreaks keep happening
>all the ayy spawns get replaced by flood spawns as the timer proceeds
>>534542583>Worst itemI remember one time some engineer set up his sentry to a spot he cant reach without sentry jumping and stabbed the engineer and destroyed the exit with this thing on his buildings. The incredibly slow sap and constant *BEEP BEEP* mustve been torture for him.
OH BOY IS THAT A STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY
CAN'T WAIT TO DO NOTHING
Is there a mod that replaces all the shrieker sounds with cliff racers?
once ORS goes back to its no fun allowed cooldown I'm never bringing it again. Enjoy it while it lasts bwos
>>534543117Strategically rigs you to lose*
Sorry, helldiver, looks like youre soley responsible for this loss. My GM skills are infallible :)
>>534542973The fourth faction will be necromorphs
>>534543165no but that's a pretty cool idea, I wish it existed
>>534543117Sorry kid, should've had 90% of the players on the planet the second the side mission dropped
Here, now I will make the main MO double impossible for failing.
>>534543301the voteless and fleshmobs are your store brand necromorphs
>>534543261I don't even really like it while running 2xcopies with hastened cooldown. It's obnoxious watching it target the wrong thing. I'd rather use OPS.
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>>534542265Uhh yeah sounds like a reddit problem.
>have great success at Phact Bay
>about to cut off an entire sector
>MO makes everyone fuck off to the other side of the galaxy for an OFFENSIVE operation
Really accurate simulation of dealing with upper management
So what? Nothing else for this month? Just the epoch spread fix and shitMOs?
>>5345435254
captcha: HAPY4
>>534543671it's not even tuesday yet buddi
>>534533635ggz tards
https://files.catbox.moe/wev097.mp4
>>534544052actual real life gremlin
>>534543301>>534543445Necromorph illuminate would be their equivalent of pred strain.
>>534501754there was a gits sac episode roughly like that, some nerd had a buddy upload his mind to the tank he developed after his body died.
>>534546431The game's soundtrack really ought to just be calliope music.
>>534546463>The love of your life is in a horrible accident>Unable to save her, they upload her mind into a tank because it's the only viable thing they have on hand>She still loves you despite everything Would you still love your giant battletank wife?
>>534546909It would be more convenient than loving a light cruiser...
>>534546898Ay yo gibs me dat flesh an shiet!
>>534546431>>534546695https://files.catbox.moe/zuoidw.webm
>>534546909sounds like an improvement to me
>>534548465Good shit. Man I want a mod where the mechs and FRV have a radio like in battlefield vietnam and our options are like a news broadcast, endless inspirational quotes, or clown music.
Haha I guess we're kinda like diving into hell, innit
dead game
dead thread
dead general
EoS cannot come soon enough
>>534550546Wait ... Say that again
:D
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D10, Robots.
>>534550857>EoS cannot come soon enoughits already there, the leviathan update was a joke in terms of content quantity.
>>534550546Don't like them squi'ith doivers. Strange folk; comin' round here with betentacled brides. Sod the Ministry of Truth, I don't trust a mollusk with breasts.
That's the way of my father and it's going to be the way of my son. Aggressive mimicry I's say. I won't trust them birds no matter 'ow many times they vote.
>>534552078Negative.
I'm sorry!
>>5345516731 more needed.
>>5345516734/4, alive game.
Beatings with the stick will continue until the playerbase uninstalls or learns to jump through Joel's hoops.
>>534535126Nah it should be called the โClaw.โ I.e bigger version of the talon and looks like a lasgun, claw like claw of the aquilla
>>534552637I think we should all go on strike. Just avoid MOs, deliberately lose the war. What's he gonna do? Shut down the game?
Jet brigade rape in a few minutes
>player count getting lower and lower
>no content till xbox release
>xbox release will guaranteed be a disaster
>time will be spent trying to fix that shitshow instead of adding content
>fortnite straight up copying helldivers
>they will probably pull it off better than the incompetent swedes
So is it fair to say it's actually over now?
GG a complete waste of time
>>534553456NOOO THE HOMEWORK FOLDER
>>534552957>Shut down the game?God, I wish. It would be fucking hilarious to actually have a game punish the players for being retarded.
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>>534553316the 60-day buff patch was the best thing to happen to this game, after which it started to slowly reduce itself to dust, thanks to the constant filler MOs for the DSS (the only time it was ever FUN was the orbital bombardment being an orbital bombardment to the letter)
illuminates dropping was The Big One_1, then a month later it got pretty stale.
SUPER EARTH, OUR HOME fucking under attack, some new ayy units, whatever. squid fatigue.
i remember meridia. i remember the TCS. i remember the creek. draupnir. draupnir...
mechs dropping.
all those moments will be lost, because we're stuck in a dripfed-content timelapse, except the swedes forget to add the content.
its less of a dripfed scheme and more of a "someone shoving a pilestedt of shit through a tube and hoping it reaches the end (player)"
>take a break from the game
>come back
>only 26k helldivers on a weekend
the fuck happened?
>>534555462my brother in christ, muricans are still sleeping
>>534553316>fortnite copying helldiversqrd?
>>534555462The game's a buggy piece of shit and we've been handed nothing but dogshit filler MOs since summer started.
>>534555652https://youtu.be/2P_PS8JyPEU?si=4wKmO68rHKmkTvIh
>>534555462Shit MOs
No content
Battlefield 6 Open Beta
Nothing COOL happening
>>534555960holy fucking mog
>>534555960I don't get how this is supposed to be helldivers related at all other than there being a bug-like enemy PvE thing
>>534555960Well, there's your halo warbond, they just replied to the wrong mail and sent it to fortnite instead
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>went to r/Helldivers to check news
>only retarded posts sucking AH again
>create r*ddit throwaway account
>proceed to DM them (picrel)
They deserve it, trust me. You don't want to see their retarded posts.
i dont want to see your retarded posts here either, brownoid.
>>534557563Kill yourself retard and I am whiter than you
>drop in to random game
>It's a megacity map regardless of biome
Megacity maps are a mistake and are absolutely garbage to play inm. There's nothing wrong with the map type per se, but it's the same shit every game.
call it brown, and it immediately lashes out at you
curious
curious
maybe we could throw it into a zoo?
oh, wait, offices already are zoos, with the amount of pajeets in there.
Saars... wat doo ve doo ?
>>534508385This but only if said map is on a world and can become damaged and inaccessible by invasion.
>>534557806Saar, ve must do teh needful and post aryan-intelligence robot porn, saar.
Implingations that she take brown dick up ass and vagene. But no bug cocks, bug is china and china is bloody bastard bastard bloody bastard
And post SC farming lobby. Ve are vite, but ve vill not give swedish monkeys more money than ve already did. Scamcall Center work not succesful lately, saar.
Why am I seeing a reddit post here
Isn't it vorboten ?
>>534557982verboten***************
>>534557982some poor attention whore, maybe. ive never seen anything like it
send gogle gift karts saar blease saar ve vant SC
>>534551673GGs.
And this is what happened.
Compendium bug anon again
Still keeping it up, adding a few things that I keep forgetting and then remembering. Really need to keep a pencil handy because I had two yesterday I remembered and then woke up today and forgot. Sucks, too, they were bugs that've been present since the game's release, to be honest.
>Tanks deal tread damage to you when you stand on top of the treads
>Hulk hitboxes desync and are larger than they appear, eating up shots when you try to fire over them
>Team reloaders move slower than the reloadee, causing a few steps to the side to unpair you (probably a feature)
>Joel and Alexus deserve to be raped by roving packs of gorillas
me on the bottom, doing my democratic duty
>>534558762BUGS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT
>>534555960>fork knife has hive lords before helldivers 2
SAAR
I SAID ROBOT PORN SAAR
NOT BUG
BASTARD BLOODY BASTARD
YOU ARE DISGRACE TO HINDHI PEOPLE
YOU ARE PAKISTANIA FUCKER CUNT BASTARD PAKI CUNT
Yep it's brown hour for sure alright
>>534555960legitimately looks like shit and the feel of it will be terrible too considering it's fortslop
i don't even necessarily hate the game but this should be DOA
>>534558762why are you white?
>>534558762>generic big titty anime woman body with a shitty "hunter-chan" face bolted onto itIts slop but, like, this is worse slop than literal slop.
>>534558949because white men embrace bug wives
only amerimutts "embrace" bugs as their partner because they're made of oil.
they want to feel the embrace of frying oil all over their body.
thats the reason for it.
Do your fucking job janny, you left a fucking stain
>>534559369The stupid janny is faster and better at doing his job than Joel or Alexus will ever be.
And HE DOES IT FOR FREE.
has the nerftroon killed xerself yet?
>>534559539sex with whoever or whatever that is
>>534558879Race-talk, hornyposting, having trannies live rentfree in their mind
YUP
Except its brownhour 24/7, all the time.
>Kill yourself retard and I am whiter than you
i can smell the curry through the screen
>>534554936>the 60-day buff patch was the best thing to happen to this gamelol
>>534560245True and based.
You guys don't tell pr*dditors to kill themselves ? Unbased.
getting upset at video games i keep playing over and over again just to get upset again and be angry with my fellow internet bros because we are all white and based
Player numbers aren't looking too good. Do we need another buff patch? Maybe they should remove friendly fire, armor values, or just give us 40 lives instead of 20.
>>534561423Add the rest of the squid factions.
Add more units that are exclusive to D8 and higher
Add more stratagems
Add a regionblock against asians, russians, pajeets and brazilians.
>>534562115Outsource game to:
>Japanese studio>American studiopic your poison
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bots or bugs
2/4
>>534562306Third option
Kill the game.
AH is already on their way to kill it. Why contain it?
>American studioFortnite skins, Snoop Dogg and generic nigger trash being used for skins, PvP mode is added, game suddenly is 200 GB but its all skins and textures for weapon skins. Armor is reskins, nothing new. SC farming is gone, pay up fucko.
>Japanese studioThe game now requires a separate launcher and trying to log into it or making an account is even more draconic than NEXON. All the skins are obvious homages (see - cashgrabs) from other popular titles. Your weapons all have 5 different quality options now, and you gotta roll lucky to get an S-rank Liberator Concussive JUST to have a chance at fighting predator stalkers, cause the other tiers of it dont even have stagger.
>>534553456How come we lost it?
posting the same shitty trash bait a few threads later because i am as creative as the swiggers
>>534561423No. None of that will fix the game but...
CONTENT DOKO ?????
>>534562663What about:
>Valve>ID Software>Capcom>Microsoft
>>534563223>wasp in Cthis better be bait
>>534563342>ValveLeft in an ever-stagnant stalemate and never touching the game, ever.
You can unlock skins for your guns through gacha boxes, but you need to buy keys to open them. Steam Workshop integration allows basic customisation for sounds and skins, but nothing groundbreaking. Will try to fix bugs and glitches ASAP. Dont expect them to add any new weapons or rebalance them.
>ID SoftwareForever stuck in the DOOM mines with Bethesda breathing down their necks, sorry.
>CapcomCan go fuck off
>MicrosoftAdding ONE thing every 8 fucking months, that has nothing to do with the rest of the game, but its there now. Imagine they added some NPC on the super destroyer, but its just a checkmark. Like a gay queer niggerfaggot latinx south-east-asian filipino that speaks in an australian accent, and is also trans.
Guys I removed my positive review on Steam to rebel against AH because they are lazy af. Did I do good?
>>534560696Well, all white*
*with the exception of one certain african hominid from pรถrtรผgal that has been shitting up this general for one full year.
>>534563336No, we need to delay the content so we can balance the game again. And the game is too hard anyways, we sorely need more buffs.
talking about some niggerfaggot over and over again is just as annoying as that cunt himself
>>534532257But second world countries are also shitholes. There has never been a point where any countries from second or third world weren't shitholes. The description might not be technically equal but practically it is.
Is orbital napalm barrage the only new red strat we have ever gotten since release?
>>534564012its also the last stratagem that wasn't part of a warbond
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>>534564012Yes. And the only free stratagems we've got since release are, what? Brap mines, WASP launcher, grenade launcher emplacement, mechs? The HMG obviously, but other than that, eh?
>>534562494Aight, source on the pic? Cant find it on e621. Share it with the class, big shot.
>>534561423Porting the low-dif exclusive shit like random turrets around the map or broken hellpods to higher difficulties would be the move
you can tell that niggerhead still niggers their way on nigger difficulties playing like welfare recipients because all of the actually cool neat shit you can find on the map only ever shows up on the niggerfied nigger difficulties nobody plays
joel and alexus deserve to be raped by gorilla niggers, gorillas, niggers, then nigger gorillas btw
I want to use shotguns against bots so bad but their spread is awful at hitting their weakspots even with Full Choke.
>>534543627Im farming sc on Phact Bay so im glad it isnt off the map yet
>Friends and sloptubers kept telling me hd2 was the best live service game out there
>devs cant even add a new red stratagem or vehicle in months or fix the godawful performance
Thank god they nerfed melee and fixed the fun warp pack extraction bug though, would have been unplayable otherwise
>>534563787Is that african homonid from portugal on THE list ?
Little reminder that Nirah is a d1GOD
>>534555960is fartnight still a thing? a buddy got boys in their 18-20ish by now and they quit that shit couple years ago.
>>534564620>joel and alexus deserve to be raped by gorilla niggers, gorillas, niggers, then nigger gorillas btwKind of a mean thing to say considering how many buffs they've given out. Are you saying that more buffs are needed?
>>534564620They both deserve to be fired desu. I don't know why they keep them. There are much better candidates to replace them 100%.
Getting really frequent crashes now what have the swiggers done :(
Bros... the thread feels like a fucking ghost town nowadays
I blame BF6
>>534565169Who the fuck is Nirah?
>>534566660I blame arrowhead for catering to redditors, trannies, and gamerdads.
>>534567018the queen of /hdg/
Do the bot mortars actually fire anything at you or do they simply cause the radio guy to go WARNING YOU'RE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY every nanosecond
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>>534563739Looks like Capcom struck a nerve. Got something you wanna share, anon?
bros I absolutely fucking despise megashitties.
>>534567124I used to get hit by them all the time in old days. I think they got nerfed in the buff patch because honestly i cannot remember the last time i got hit by them in recent memory.
>>534567182I'm positive 95% of the "progress" we have made is just them moving the bar themselves.
Who the fuck is actually killing any substantial amount of troopers with ORC?
>>534567303QUICK! RELEASE ANOTHER BUFF PATCH! THE GAME IS STILL TOO HARD!
Well botniggers, the charbal side order was a miserable failure. What do you have to say for yourselves?
>>534567373>try a quick d10 with railgun+the freebie+the 30 second cooldown buff>half the time the railgun's not in position and doesn't lock onto anything because repositioning>40% of the time it hits a building or somehow just despawns(I still hear the sound effect but not see the targeting laser) and the strat is wasted>when I finally manage to get it to hit a trooper it at most takes out two in one go even if they're clumped upfuck this shit.
Guys I think I am gonna create a game that actually lets you do whatever the fuck you want with planets as space conquistadors with turf wars n' shiet
No railroad this time (real)
Nerftranny will keep falseflagging until you finally give him the (You) he's so addicted to
>>534567182I hate that I can't see any of the stat percentages in game and have to get the stupid companion app.
I'm almost sure that if EVERYONE could clearly see the end result calculations it would make the playerbase organise much more organically rather than all the coordination happening on fucking Discord and Reddit.
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>>534567303Do most people on steam who buy a game play it once and never again? where are the 400k helldivers?
>>534567931Holy dump of hell
>>534567182>just kill 2.5m troopers with the ORC>who knows if MG raiders or commissars count>oh btw, the cooldown reduction doesn't apply on the strategic opportunity planet for zero fucking reason
Why isn't there a GL that shoots thermite grenades
>>534567931>AH drops new content>players come back to play the content>AH goes back into swigger mode and releases fuck all besides terrible warbonds, awful new enemies and horrible MOs alongside fat bloat patches filled with bugs and shit performance>uh that bug that made stun perform 10% better than it should? fixed>no we won't fix enemies glitching through walls that's low priority>were are all the players???
>>534567931>most people cared about the galactic war>its rigged>omg why did they all leaaaave????Player narrative driven game by the way
>chink joins
>immediately calls the Pelican
>fortress not done, still a detector tower and jammer on the map
>chink gets on the pelican and extract without the team anyway
What's wrong with them bug people?
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>>534567931SE Defense happened, then nothing else.
They dont know how momentum works and refuse to do anything to keep playercount up high.
>>534567182>that ORC MO is realwhat the fuck?
>>534568553its le epic troll MO haha!!! swedish joke very funny!!!!!! (please laugh)
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>>534568187>>534568179>>534568072I guess you could say the player numbers took a Hell DIVE, heh, for real though, the player count really just dropped in about 4 months, you could blame AH as incompetent as they are, but what the hell is this
I kinda wish more mo's had scuffed shit like the minute-CD railcannon. They should take it a step further and start pulling shit like sending defective support weapons because some factory on a backwater planet somewhere got overrun.
>>534568829Random walls of text each MO, 95% of them having zero influence on the story and plot points being forgotten about (Termicide 2.0, Database one, the gloom, the jeet brigade factory) isn't content. So people just move on to something else.
>>534567923all information on the game is player created, the swedes won't provide information because we're in a galactic war
>>534564712Bots are the precision weaponry faction
For me its
>botsgood visibility/ice world? Scythe
bad visibility/hot world? Diligence
deadeye when I feel like it
>bugsBreaker spray and pray with full choke
Punisher when I need stagger
Breaker incendiary with duckbill sometimes
>squidsLiberator carbine
Breaker spray and pray with duckbill
Eruptor when Iโm running arc thrower
>all of the aboveDefender when im running stun lance + PP and ballistic shield, pummeled on predditors
>>534568829It got super popular from social media because, "OH MY GOD LASERS EVERYWHERE DEATH PATRIOTIC SATIRE MALEVELON CREEK", bunch of people bought it and now the vast majority of those people never came back.
It was essentially FOTM for a lot of people. Comparing the launch numbers to now is just a wrong approach since those players were never going to stick around to begin with.
>>534569901Its funny how people idolize the creek but those same people demanded buffs that remove the possibility of another creek scenario.
>>534569901Yeah, I guess this happens to every game except free games maybe
>>534570889The Creek was hyped because the dark jungle biome fits like a glove for bots combined with the fact that back then people were still not familiar with the game AND it was before we all knew how skullfuck retarded Joel really was
nerf the RR, spear and EAT so people use 110mm rocket pods more just to see how fucking useless those things are
>>534568230He was exp/rec farming. Joining missions already in progress and close to completion to get the rewards then leave immediately to find another.
>>534571319>ruin 3 other weapons so people see that a different weapon is badAre you retarded?
>>534571371Gotta be ready for the moment where AH increases the level cap to 200/250/500
...Aaaaaanytime now.
>>534527363I think some kind of railgun primary would be cool
Could work like the variable but with greater armor pen, less recoil, but a slower reload and lower mag size.
>>534571484Well that's how balance patches were before people got tired of Alexus' shit.
>>534571484i thought you want more difficulty in your game?
by reducing the firepower of the player, enemies are more demanding now!
its the same as if we'd increase the HP on the enemy, isnt it? same shit but in a different coat of paint!
helldivers' leitmotif should play whenever the killstreak skull appears
and get louder higher the number gets
just increase the enemy count
that's all I wanted out of Space Marine 2(inb4 but absolute totally increases the enemy count to make it challenging) and that's all I wanted out of HD2 and neither delivered.
I want a fuckton of enemies.
>>534571950I wouldn't mind that but most of the trannies here would seethe if any enemy took more than 1 second to kill.
Cum forth, Helldivers.
It's time to grab Tyranny by the pigtails and shoot a hot load of Freedom down its throat.
>>534572193I WANT A FUCKTON OF ENEMIES UNTIL I CANT SEE ANYTHING ON MY SCREEN
>>534572158It promotes killstreak seekers which will lead to more fucktarded barrage spamming but displaying your kill count icon to the other divers in smaller icon off to the side with your tag would be a good addition. Especially with xboxers coming. They would love that shit.
When are they going to increase the level cap?
>>534572448Will I get a new red stratagem if I do it? Like an orbtial napalm strike?
>>534572567When the tier 6 upgrades are released. Which is never.
>>534532312>>534534209I think they should make a pilot themed armor with a passive that massively reduces collision-based damage and launches you from mechs when they explode.
>16 days until literally anything of value even has a possibility of happening
fucking christ
>>534572778Will never happen because it'll be even more meta than siege ready.
>>534572567>>534572674Honestly it would make sense to give us the tier 6 and increase the level cap right when the xboxers come. It will get the player base back to grinding and in the habit of picking up samples. So when we do end up with them in our party we've actively helping their sample count. I know most of us are maxed out but a growing helldiver needs a metric fucking shitbox of samples to reach cap. For a solid 6 months they are going to be going after every sample like a starving rat on a rotten potato.
>>534572942Would it?
I'm sure some people would latch onto it but if there's literally no other benefits it could fall into a similar niche as the medic armors where people use them as a crutch.
I just think a pilot themed warbond would be fun, and an "Oh shit eject" themed armor would be fun
You're not gonna get a tier 6 ship modules. But you will get more buffs to help accommodate our new xbox brethren.
>>534573347Anything that will reduce or prevent bullshit ragdoll/impact deaths will be instant meta. I can guarantee you this will happen if they make such an armor.
>>534572963I wish there was something to spend samples on that wasn't making the DSS friendly fire me.
It's even worse knowing the DSS resets everytime they send it somewhere else so even if I did want to be eagle striked for some reason, it'll probably get moved before anything gets finished.
>>534572919given how they made that shitty announcement for an announcement of a stream that took 1 hour of hype-up just to have fat fuck 'stedt go "send dudes up my bumhole, now on xbox SOON"
nah.
im keeping my hopium for more important things.
the swiggers spat in our faces with breaking their promises before, i dont trust them no more.
>>534571319I like rocket pods
>>534573785it's okay, there's some guys with retarded taste everywhere
like there's people that cope about smoke or EMS being good
>>534573347A vehicle armor would more like
>reduce cooldown on vehicle by 10%>increase ammo capacity by 10%>increase top speed by 10%Nothing game breaking or needing to add entirely new mechanics. Simply tweaking a few of the numbers.
>>534572253Increased enemy stats is a really shitty way to do difficulty in games.
Give me more enemies, and more dangerous ones.
Give me D13 dante must die mode where troopers stop spawning and it's oops all devastators and berserkers in absurd numbers.
Put some kind of disclaimer that difficulties above a certain tier just exist to fuck with you so if you whine about balance on them you're a retard
This ain't feeling like 0.5s to me fellas I'm still dying from bleed before I can get control again
>>534574246Yes, remove all enemies and make them only berserkers so bots become just a worse version of bugs
>>534574228I don't like ideas like this because then vehicles will be balanced around said armor until if you don't wear it you're just worse.
An armor that just makes mechs better is lazy and boring, and also doesn't make as much sense.
>actually try orbital EMS for once
>mission control says in the most exasperated tone that his professional demeanor allows
>firing non-lethal payload
man even he doesn't want me to use this crap
>>534574397Your english teacher shouldn't have failed you like he did, I'm sorry bro...
>>534574246>Give me more enemies, and more dangerous ones."artificial difficulty! The game is too unfair and toxic! AH needs to fix this right now!" *proceeds to review bomb the game and complain relentlessly until AH capitulates.*
>Put some kind of disclaimer that difficulties above a certain tier just exist to fuck with you so if you whine about balance on them you're a retardThey don't care. They don't care if its optional. If redditdivers think it's hard then they will cry and cry until it gets removed.
>>534574640Alright, tell us what's your idea of a hard difficulty (hard mode: do it without turning every enemy into a fleshmob styled bulletsponge or making everything one-shot you)
>>534522964This. We need more trans representation in Helldivers.
>>534574863Jesus Christ, I've posted the list about 5 times now
>More complex objectives>more negative modifiers>tougher enemy structures >more environmental hazards>less mission time>less lives, ammo, or grenades allowed to be carried. >enemies that are tougher, faster, smarter, and more accurate>more enemies>enemies have greater range >hard mode: do it without turning every enemy into a fleshmob styled bulletsponge or making everything one-shot you"NO NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE ENEMIES MORE DANGEROUS!!! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!! THAT WOULD BE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY!!! REDDIT TOLD ME SO!!!"
>>534575334AC and AMR are both in the game though?
>>534575234three. dee... ANIME?!?!? WHAT THE SIGMA?????
>>534574640Dude I just played an eradication mission and there were 4 factory striders + 3 new striders on the map at the same time. It was hard bro.
>>534575334Might as well. AH balances the game around the wishes of the bufftroons. Redditors and /hdg/ would absolutely LOVE a trans flag and some trans representation.
real nerftranny samefagging hours again
>>534575524>Dude I just played an eradication mission and there were 4 factory striders + 3 new striders on the map at the same time. It was hard bro.Oh wow bro! that is like so impossible! Like WOW....I'm speechless...FOUR STRIDERS?! No way bro! That would literally be IMPOSSIBLE!!!
>>534575853You didn't say he was wrong, Mr. bufftroon.
>>534575434>"N-NO YOU MUST HAVE ENEMIES THAT ONE-SHOT YOU BECAUSE THIS ISN'T HAAAAARD IF THEY DON'T!!! YOU MUST DIE IN ONE-SHOT EVEN WITH 200 ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>534576160Thats literally true though. One shot enemies make sense on a mode called "SUPER HELLDIVE". Just be honest and say you want the game to be easy and casual. Just be honest.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244607062147/76561198066017633
>>534576341Yes I'm sure that would be really fun for everyone to instantly die by a stray bullet. By the way, can you name a hard coop game that does this?
>>534574863>Alright, tell us what's your idea of a hard difficultyNTA, I'm going to use this as an excuse to tell my idea.
Promote the chaff but not the heavies.
Scavengers become Warriors, Pouncers become Hunters, Warriors become Alpha Warriors, Spitters become Nursing Spewers, Nursing Spewers become Bile Spewers. (maybe Hive Guards become a non-spawning version of a Brood Commander?)
Brawlers become Berserkers, Maruaders/MG Raiders become Heavy Devastators, Rocket Raiders become Rocket Devastators. Commissars stay the same but are spawned more often (for drop call-ins).
I think just more heavies would promote a boring all rocket playstyle while this change would force people to address chaff more seriously while still dealing with BTs, FSs, etc.
Illuminate are not a faction so they don't get a mention.
>>534576770That's actually a good idea for once.
>>534575459It's not enough.
>>534575702uh oh goochi melty
>>534576595>Yes I'm sure that would be really fun for everyone to instantly die by a stray bullet.It was fun. I actually started playing this game on release and i played against bots when a stray rocket could kill you if you took a wrong step.
>By the way, can you name a hard coop game that does this?None. That's the point you NPC retard. This game was like no other. But redditors and /hdg/ just had to ruin that.
>>534577030Man you're so close to getting it, now I just have to ask you one last question: Why do you think no other games are doing this?
>>534577030>constantly dying because rocket explosions would phase through solid, unbroken cover and ragdoll you at mach 3>devastators walking at you, clipping into terrain they wont try to avoid and proceeding to shoot through said terrain>this was le good actuallyever the retard, mr. moor
>>534576770I still like the idea of getting absolutely swamped by double or triple the amount of chaff, but this would work.
>>534577153Because they appeal for the masses. So they dumb down the game massively for retarded people. And now AH is fully in lockstep with that mindset.
You're wasting your time arguing with him.
>>534575908You need help and meds son.
>>534567329Double DRM to shit the performance even further, see Monster Hunter.
>>534577482Almost but not quite, that's because they're not as retarded as you to take such a dumb and idiotic game direction. The vast majority of people by far don't give a shit about virtual internet points because they beat a stupidly balanced difficulty, they just want the game to be FUN. Everything being a one-shot is not FUN, it's DUMB. You'd know that if you even owned the game to begin with. Go play dark souls with a mod that sets your HP to 1 if you just want to pretend you're good at video games.
Theres barely anything to talk about so we might as well argue
>>534578108Shut up retard. Playing D9 or D10(before the buff patch dropped) in old HD2 was actually fun and intense. In current H2 no effort is required, no chance of losing is even possible. Its boring.
I would like a Combine voice pack. Or any kind of voice pack really.
>>534578569Too much work for swiggers
>dives out from on top the fortress
>no hp loss
>drops from a minor ledge
>AAIIIIEEEEE MY LEGS BROKEN HALF MY HP IS GONE
what is the science behind this one?
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>>534578742>fall three feet>watch my shins explode with enough force to kill the diver next to me
>>534578548Oh yes, it was so fun, everyone just kept playing the game and there was no huge drop in population whatsoever, yep that's definitely what happened, everyone loved the bunker turrets on every hulk and instant rocket strider death.
>fleshbag needs "extra padding" to hide her pancake boobies
>>534578548We're playing HD2 not Halo 2, retard.
Im sure we're actually gonna get a Halo warbond and its not just undeserved hype that Arrowhead lets get out of hand
>>534555960>the power ranger>kenanthompson_SOI.jpeg
I hope we never get a halo warbond
>>534578890So you prefer a game with a guarantee of victory, over a game with a chance a failure? That is dumb. All those things you complained about in your post were avoidable if you tried hard enough. and were fun to survive against.
>>534579518go play solo d10 with the liberator concussive
its optional difficulty.
Playin blitz to power level mah guns really ups the amount of bs deaths I've gotten somehow
Buff this nerf that
How about you go get a new fucking video game to play? Or are you gonna obsess over the same video game that you've played so much, that there's no more challenge to you?
Congrats. You beat the game. There's nothing more to it. Go home, kid, there's nothing left to do.
The game was objectively more fun and engaging when it was more difficult.
But Buffdivers was fun too, for about 100 hours.
Fuck me I wish this was a PC exclusive.
>>534579518I don't give a shit if I win or lose, I want a FUN game. Getting your ass on the ground because you've been ragdolled 20 times in the last minute is NOT fun. Getting one-shot by a dumb basic trooper because you're made of paper and an enemy with perfect accuracy saw you 200m away from your position is NOT fun.
If enemies are buffed to be deadlier I would like our health to be increased to what it was originally. I hate feeling so fragile
>>534579794Don't do blitz, do eradicates.
Bug eradicates are so fucking neutered while still only taking like 5-6 minutes at d10.
Even NORMIES think that game is too easy.
Tl;Dr; they're actually not doing that at all, at least not yet. The game is in such a bad state technically, they're gonna be focused on that for the foreseeable future.
>>534579841>I don't give a shit if I win or loseYou're not gonna lose. Its impossible to.
Getting upset at video games catering to people who just wanna hop in and play some rounds with their friends after work, because the game isnt catering to my autistic needs and desires.
>yeah i miss when the game was hard and stuff and everything was useless but i would never ever ever use light armor or step outside of the meta
the brown mind is a curious one
>>534579839I really hate peoples obsession with """"objective"""" criticism. Its made discussions more tedious and now zoomers are forgetting what an opinion is
>>534580268You forgot the rest of the message, I can't blame you, you don't even own the game so it's probably too demanding of me to expect you to read everything.
>>534564005Whether or not russia is a shithole doesn't matter. When talking about first, second, and third world countries, they are the definition of second world.
>>534580309Be quiet, ramjeet sugdeep.
>>534580309What's wrong, bad at video games?
>>534580271>getting upset at video games on a chinese basket-weaving forum where my opinion doesnt matterftfy, newfriend.
>>534580309You caused two melties.
Ehm... err... uhh... lobbies?
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>>534571109It was also back in the day when you could be killed by one rocket.
Why are low skill players so instist they need to play with us on D10?
Buddy if you have trouble clicking pixels, lower the difficulty.
Back in my days, every 'tubers considered railcannon strike and orbital lasers essential for every dive
>>534579985Nerf enemy damage, buff enemy accuracy, remove enemies being able to headshot. Remove the dichotomy of enemies either never hitting you or killing you instantly, and make it so enemies slowly whittle you down from constant damage and attrition. It would add more player agency without actually changing enemy dps.
>>534580946i want to see that furry hit by an FPV drone
>>534580794>Game size has doubled>Content has notHonestly just throw it in the trash.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244613035207/76561198023232654
bots lobby
>>534580946D10 is easy as fuck. If a normie is having trouble, it should be easy for you to carry. If you can't carry, you shouldn't be playing D10/
>>534581101the last patch that fixed like two bugs added a solid 2GB of filesize
I genuniely wonder how AH does it
>Bots still suicide when getting reinforced by dropship
kek
>>534581627i haven't seen a non-scripted spawn factory strider with a cannon turret intact since the bot megacities patch
>>534581627Yeah, I constantly see Hulks that drop in with a popped heatsink
This game needs loot boxes. It would be heavily improved by the simple addition of them.
We have heard your opinions loud and clear divers! In this next update, you will now have to manage your revs and gears with the FRV or it'll stall. Enjoy :)
>Make Bots move faster,
>Make Bugs spawn more.
>Release the Epstein Squids.
My Foolproof guide to fixing the game.
>>534581825The FRV? Is that the stratagem I haven't used in 6 months?
>>534581825You will also need to select gear with your mouse.
When was the last time we got a new stratagem that didn't come inside a 10 dollar battlepass?
>>5345811243/4
Stop bitching like a nigger and join
>>5345820147-8 months ago at this point.
>>534581825>This would break every terminal objectives that involve moving the touch screen horizontally
>>534582014Wasn't that the gas mines?
>>534582014>10 dollarummmmmm
retard alert
>>5345823521000 SC are worth 10 dollar, whether your grind them out or not
>>534582417Oh right, this piece of shit exists, yeah true.
>>534582461>whether your grind them out or notnot true, because if you grind them out you can't sell them for $10.
>>534582417kek I forgot how fucking shitty that is
>>534581929Very nice. Now draw her pregnant.
>>534574439I said vehicles. Not mechs. This includes the FRV and all the future vehicles to come. You said you wanted a pilot armor. That is a pilot armor. You're talking about adding an anti-ragdoll perk which has fuck all with vehicles and an entirely brand new mechanic that doesn't exist in the game which is only useful once or twice a mission and save you a single reinforcement. That is not pilot armor. That is just another useless piece of armor or the most meta broken shit in the game due to ragdolling being the most hard form of crowd control against players in the game.
More transhuman warbonds please. I want more than just robot limbs. I want armor fused to our bones
>>534583715>transstopped reading there
Hey, chud divers.
I know you visit other generals.
Hows your general doing? How's your game doing so far?
And what are you even doing here?
Just logged in today, they changed the cooldown for Railcannon strikes? VERY GOOD! New cooldown is excellent, feels useful! WOMPWOMP BOOM! Could increase timer to 50sec if they want to make it less โstrictly betterโ than bringing an RR, but Iโm happy!
Was always a big fan of Railcannon! I was vindicated, thank you Joel!
>>534584528>I know you visit other generals.You'd be very surprised how fucking wrong you are retard.
There are actual PvP servers for Helldivers 2
>>534584528Dead and gay. I now fully support the Islamic invasion of Sweden for what they've done to Helldivers.
>>534575434>More complex objectives >more negative modifiers Sure sounds fun, I miss the bot scramble one
>tougher enemy structures If by tougher you mean new ones that are harder like the BT holes that require more det force
>more environmental hazards >less mission time Yeah why not
>less lives, ammo, or grenades allowed to be carried. Lives sure, everything else is just going to make people use one armor
>enemies that are tougher, faster, smarter, and more accurate Dog water
>more enemies True
>enemies have greater range Slightly cleaner dog water
>>534584528It's going quite well, both in terms of the general and the game
I'm here because I play Helldivers and enjoy lobbies
>tfw you activate your Portable Hellbomb and charge into a 60-strong swarm of Terminids
This might be the greatest game ever made.
I really wish there was more chaff. I wanna mow down like 30 bot troopers with my MG.
>>534581929>Troon character>Pozzed tattooKill yourself.
>>534585758We wont get more enemies with Xbox, sorry bro.
Heres 30 Fleshmobs as compensation
fleshmob enemy that has a constant ragdoll AoE around it, AP3 armor, 100% explosive resist, and also an illuminate shield.
there, i now can take over alexus stupid job.
playing just one operation against squids reminded me why I didn't play against them in a week
>>534585592are you me Anon how may fans
>>534586725only about 41 mil
i take it easy
>>534586624How many times have you almost fell asleep?
>>534584528It's been a miserable dumpster fire since late 2022 and has shown no signs of improvement. In fact it's getting steadily worse.
No new actual game in 10ish years, company is falling down the spiral of remake slop, worse yet they're actively turning the series into a gacha.
I only ever check in there from time to time to post my waifu but I hardly ever post there anymore. I wish I could just forget about it entirely.
>>534586815you got a good club mine is kind of shit
>>534567182>Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Your submission has been removed. No insults, racism, toxicity, trolling, rage-bait, harassment, inappropriate language, NSFW content, etc. Remember the human and be civil!
>>534587252sadly no, just an easygoing B-rank club with my usual friend group
i have no clue if any of the clubs on the general are decent
lets kill some robots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244618573974/76561197962839239
>>534587970>Failed to joinIt's over
>>534581929that is not my eagle 1
>>534578742stop holding move keys while you fall. when i stop moving entirely i seem to take less damage than when I'm still trying to move. for small ledges you generally dont think about it or have time to react so you're always holding w and i think that makes you take more damage
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244613035207/76561198023232654
bots lobby
>>534587470not sucking dev cock? thats a bannu
>>534589518devastator cock...
guys....
bots are kicking my ass....
>>534581929The bots don't need to move faster. They just need to actually aim AT us instead of NEAR us.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Helldivers 2. The strategy is incredibly nuanced, and without a firm grasp of tactical squad-based combat and Super Earth doctrine, most of the gameplay mechanics will go over a typical playerโs head. Thereโs also the satirical authoritarianism of the Super Earth government, which is subtly woven into the gameโs narrativeโits political commentary draws heavily from mid-20th-century propaganda and Orwellian dystopias.
True Helldivers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of dropping an Eagle 500 on their squad mid-extraction, to realize itโs not just โfriendly fireโโitโs a critique of the cost of liberty. As a consequence, people who say Helldivers 2 is โjust another co-op shooterโ are truly idiotsโthey wouldnโt appreciate, for instance, the existential brilliance of a well-timed โFOR DEMOCRACYโ war cry as youโre torn apart by Automatons.
Iโm smirking right now just imagining one of those casuals getting auto-kicked for not bringing a resupply stratagem, scratching their heads in confusion as Super Earthโs divine will unfolds in orbital bombardments. What foolsโฆ how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, I do have a cape with the Super Earth emblem on it. And no, you may not touch it. Itโs for loyal citizens onlyโand even then, they have to have completed at least three major orders and carried their team in Helldive difficulty. Nothing personnel, citizen.
>>534590376>Bots immediately hit three headshots>You die instantly from 150m awayVery good idea. Definitely better than having bots actively encroach on your position and attempt to flank you.
>>534590639Nooooo but you don't get it, it's fun to just randomly die for 30 minutes and get one-shot by something that isn't rendered on your screen!
>>534555462no content, no bugfixes, BF6 open beta weekend, just come back in October (if this game is still alive by then)
>>534567182Thanks for your post anon, although I think the only real way arrowhead will be alerted that Alexus and Joel deserve to be raped by roving packs of nigger gorillas is that someone steals a mod account of lowsodiumhelldivers and posts there, since they're too chickenshit to read anything else.
I've always envisioned going to a con they do Q&A at, I'd love to bitch them out after waiting in line for an hour. Not calling them niggers, just asking them about their work ethic and why the game is so broken when Darktide was actually quite good after one year from its release, in the same engine.
They simply don't know what they're doing. They genuinely, unironically are sitting on their laurels, sitting on their jobs, lying and saying that they're working hard just to steal money from Sony.
I'm hopeful there's a shakedown after the xbox launch.
I asked chatgpt for a 4th faction concept. Hereโs what I got;
Hereโs an envisioned fourth faction for Helldivers 2, built to feel distinct yet cohesive within the gameโs satirical, brutal sci-fi universe:
Faction Name: The Phage
Tagline: โUnity Through Consumption.โ
Overview:
The Phage is a hyper-evolved, techno-organic hivemind species born from a rogue Super Earth bio-experiment gone wrong. Initially a terraforming nanite swarm designed to โcleanseโ hostile planets, it gained sentience and began assimilating all biological and technological matter. Now, The Phage spreads across the galaxy, seeking perfection through assimilation and replication.
They are part-virus, part-machine, and part-organic, with units that can self-repair, mutate mid-combat, and corrupt environments to their advantage.
Theme:
A fusion of body horror, nanotechnology, and relentless viral spread. Think Dead Space + The Borg + grey goo theory.
Gameplay Traits:
Corruption Zones
They convert terrain into โinfected biomassโ that buffs their units and impairs Helldiver gear (e.g., jamming radar, slowing movement).
Adaptive Mutations
Units mutate after taking damageโe.g., a basic drone sprouts armor plates or extra limbs mid-fight.
Bio-Tech Fusion
Use twisted versions of Helldiver and Automaton tech (e.g., corrupted sentry guns, hacked Stratagems).
Swarm Mechanics
Phage units arrive in waves, growing more aggressive the longer the mission lasts.
Nanite Rebirth
Dead enemies may โresurrectโ as twisted husks if not vaporized
It gave sample mission types and enemies but Iโll skip them for space.
I also told it that sounds like a thematic fusion of the existing races, and it postulated that was intentional to close the thematic loop, but suggested rebranding rebranding them as a 4th dimensional alien race that works even more alien than the illuminate who are at least humanoid shaped.
I thought it wasnโt the most slop idea ever, and the gameplay mechanics sound ok.
>>534591792I ain't reading all that shit. Why is everyone talking about a 4th faction? It is just random theory crafting or have they 100% confirmed it? As it stands there is not exactly room on the galactic map for a 4th faction and quite frankly they have no even gotten the squids down right. Makes zero sense to add yet another faction when you got two with meat on the bone and a recently released 3rd that is still in mechanical shambles.
>>534591792Oh hey it's the rockpox
>>534591792It sounds interesting. I like the idea of having to completely gib enemy bodies so they dont get back up
>>534592063>Why is everyone talking about a 4th faction?People are bored and theorycrafting is fun. That being said you're entirely right about a 4th faction being pretty much redundant.
>>534591792How about they finish squids before you start dreaming about a 4th faction?
>>534592312How about you suck my nigger dick you faggot femboy cunt
>>534592063Its fun to play pretend and think up fun ideas.
>>534592108I had it make another faction and it came up with crystal dudes if thats what you mean. I swear it ripped this one from endless space
>>534592194The gameplay part seems to be what the ai does best, though it overestimates the swigger ability to deliver
>>534592381>admits he's a nigger
Had it come up with a dino race since that gets posted alot. Insaid the inital attempt was too similar to bugs. It then said instead of making them a swarm, theyโre elite hunters. They donโt outnumber crazy you like other races, but they are exceptionally lethal, essentially mission of only various kinds of stalkers and โneutralโ ones that attack if provoked.
ALEXUS SOME CHUD IS FARMING CREDITS AND IS GETTING TOO MANY GIVE HIM NOTHING BUT REQ SLIPS NOW
>>534592913Sounds like the "Illuminate Cult" units.
>>534591792I also asked it to come up with a 4th faction and it submitted something similar. According to the ai, the natural 4th faction would be something that assimilates. Which would be neat in Helldivers, as that would make it the only faction (other than Super Earth) thats outright aggressive from the start.
>>534593045Thinking about publishing an SC farming guide the day of the xbox release to taunt arrowhead and the mods of the subreddit
Should I just include that farming D3 to get bigger maps and using jump pack is the most viable, talk about hosting lobbies via the reddit/discord, buying the warp pack, FRV, etc.
Even going as far as pointing out perma-planets for it?
>>534593676Include a link to the arrow mod for shits and giggles, or a sneaky picture with an arrow in it
I was gonna be done before I get called a spammer, but this one was actually funny. I had it cook up a monkey race and then relevant stratagems
Orbital Poop Return
Type: Satirical Ordinance
Effect: Tracks the last location of a Simian unit that threw feces at a Helldiver.
Drops a 500kg bomb labeled โRETURN TO SENDER.โ
Causes massive splash damage and morale shattering effects.
โEye for an eye. Poop for a planet.โ
COMPENDIUM ANON HERE
I REMEMBERED WHAT I FORGOT
ADDED TO THE LIST
JOEL AND ALEXUS DESERVE TO BE RAPED TO DEATH BY GORILLAS BY THE WAY
>>534594000I enjoyed this post very much. it put a smile on my face
>>534593665>something that assimilates.The Illuminate already do this, and the Terminids would make sense to do the same because of the spores and shit.
Magisterial Conclusions Warbond
>a reformed legion of cyberstanis, refusing the ways of their contemptible fellows, has been cleared for penal service amongst super earths finest. This honor came through no small merit or lesser sacrifice, as these itinerant tin cans eschewed all and divulged more
>the gang gets a robutt
Armor Passive: resilient sub-structures
>provides +100% limb and chest health
>https://www.artstation.com/artwork/LRq5oR
Armor Passive: Built to Fail
>provides +100% limb and chest health
>Stim efficacy reduced by 100%.
>explodes .5 seconds after dying,
>redeploys you automatically, doesnโt count against squad redeploy pool (60 second cooldown).
>as the above, but wearing robes and hood
MG-402 โRectifierโ
>literally the mg42, but uses pacifier rounds (+10% damage maybe for caliber bump)
SMG-304 โMollifierโ
>80% scale, pencil barrel mg34, uses pummeler rounds, 100 round belts (1 reloads max)
>brand new reddit thread dictating that SWAY is INCREASED by MUZZLE ATTACHMENTS
>>and that the game DOESN'T TELL YOU THIS
fucking christ can't they just update the customization like they should've months ago to actually showcase info
angled grip reduces sway by 25% btw
>>534532462The robutt is fit for combat only
>>534594901Does reddit just steal everything from us.
Some guy just made a webm here testing this. Same with the commando targeting shit.
>>534594873What if you get your valves BUGGED though just kidding haha unless
>>534594849>no stim healing but you basically can't fail any mission if you don't get killed more than once every 60 secondsYeah that definitely wouldn't be meta at all
>>534595371Nta but stims are basically a get out of jail free card every minute. only getting a reinforce for free every minute with no heal is pretty on par with stims.
I'd rather there be more skill tho with killing yourself. N super advocate for suicide vest to give you free revives if you kill enough enemies.
>>534595156>Does reddit just steal everything Yes.
>>534594849>booster: the tree of managed democracy>cooldown of hellbomb stratagems are reduced by 80% if killed by a hellbomb>>534595371The numbers are made up etc etc
>>534595096The robutt is good for snuggling too. Her extra padding and runoff heat from cooling her systems makes her a comfy squadmate to have on cold planets.
>destroy Command bunkers
>use railgun to pop all the infinite range turrets on the top
>side turrets immediately snap to my diver
>fires one round causing diver to fall to the ground floundering like a fish
>turret then lands 2 more precise shots instantly killing me.
>it does it again after i set the hellbomb and attempt to run away
I hate ragdolling in this game.
>>534596074It's fine as a concept, but it's way overtuned.
>>534596074Ragdolling needs to be removed entirely except from things like getting melee'd by a large unit or ran over by chargers. Its fucking aids otherwise
>>534596074Control loss is such a funny and wacky mechanic anon, almost as good as insta kills
>>534596074Erm they just lowered it by 0.3s you telling me you need more? :)
>>534596074Heavy armor has to provide unseen protection from impact damage.
I started wearing it and have survived being tossed the length of a mega city block with a good amount of hp left a few times now
Before Iโd die if I fell from a second story window equivalent
>>534596074>Didn't bring anything for command bunkersLike I getcha I love sieging bunkers, but I'd you don't respect what they do with all their turrets, you're gonna get raped. Otherwise the mission would be too easy.
On topic of sway, I were testing out the stim pistol lately and I swear to god that the game is gaslighting me.
That thing has like solid 5 seconds of sway once you stop moving, aiming and making follow up shots is fucking impossible the way the crosshair is going sideways like our Helldiver is an asthmatic fatass.
This never happened to me with my senator.
>>534596074>he didn't bring walking barrage to a command bunker mission
>>534596919They really need to just fold and give the stim pistol the warrant lock on.
>>534597129Anything would be good, Bigger projectile hitbox, reduced sway to say the least.
Warrant lock-on would be ideal but you just know that realism autismos at AH would say "erm, it's a needle gun sweetie" as of why it cannot have hi-tech lock-on mechanisms.
I could swear that I saw my needles glance off my teammates like an extreme angle shot.
>>534597129Wish granted but this also makes every other lock on weapons (SPEAR, WASP, SEAF AA etc) lock on to players
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Feels like it's not really OP compared to other backpack slots, very fun and amazing for heavy armor. Feels like the new standard for mobility packs as well.
>>534597713For backpacks, the gold standard is supply pack for near infinite ammo and +8 stims. Warp pack is the most fun backpack by far, though.
>>534597713I'm having trouble deciding between this and jumpack everytime I gotta zoom around the map
>>534597648>>534597129they said they actually think the stim pistol would be too strong if it got lock-on. But they've been debating it. They're really afraid of giving us valuable team based tools that make us stronger. EG: team loading. They said they don't want to make it any easier, like loading the guy carrying the backpack and gun, because it'd be too strong.
>>534595674>I'd rather there be more skill tho with killing yourself. N super advocate for suicide vest to give you free revives if you kill enough enemies.Ninjad my post. The free personal reinforce is supposed to be rewarded by time alive, it assumes if youโve lived a particular span of time without being kicked youโve been providing value to the mission
The hellbomb booster was meant to be in the first post, as the reward for forlorn hoping it as an expendable robutt on a team of already expendables referred to as super earths finest, but as a booster anyone can take the portable and benefit from it in the squad, at the cost of deploys for cooldown buy downs.
>>534597834I feel disappointed going from warp pack to jet pack frankly. They could get away with upping the verticality of jump pack some more just to give it more identity.
>>534597801I could see that.
They changed the collision physics so all bots are damaged from contact with the dropship when it slows down. That's why hulks have low health, factory striders have no cannon, war striders have no cannons, and scout striders have no front plate.
>>534598074They should just have bots drop in like they did in the first game honestly. Just immediately ontop of you
>>534597713Its instant usability makes getting into melee range squabbles addicting. I still think there should be a % chance for it to send you to the other side of the map with each, so to speak. Increasing with heat build up. The death jump as a % chance to totally reposition you rather than result in a redeploy and isekai opening
>>534597708>SEAF AA blowing hellpods out of the skykek I'll take 20
>>534596835I removed a majority of the bunkers capabilities.
The problem was
1. Side turret traverse speed is instant
2. They create a 3m radius of knockdown
If i wasn't playing alone, distracting or diversifying strats and loadout would be great but unfortunately I'm the only one in my friend group that still likes this slop.
>>534597859>They're really afraid of giving us valuable team based tools that make us stronger.So that's why most warbonds have valuable solo tools for trivalizing objectives like the ultimatum, prota-bomb - you could pretty much list 80% of grenades and secondaries as such since pretty much everyone is using them as utility.
>>534593676what so is d3 the best? i always did d1. what about the warp pack for bunkers?
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I really wish there was some sleeper niche to this thing
>>534597713I don't really care about it. Its only purpose is to give me bunker SCs
>>534564712I used punisher from release all the way up until i unlocked plasma punisher a while after it released
they're fine on them, just don't use the birdshot shotgun
you're more likely to hit their weakspot without full choke too, full choke is a meme
shotguns exist to have spread
i hate niggers
Warstriders are fucking aids
>>534598202The biggest ones should be dropped by disposable planes, not a hellpod or rocket, but striders should just hulk their way out of their drop shit after it carefully lands.
>>534564712breaker spray n pray is actually the best shotgun for this, no stagger high choke and a shit load of shots.
>>534597129The stim RIFLE will have gyro-jet tracking stims.
>alt fire is a dose of short lived nano machines that eat anything NOT people.
>>534598609Damn, aids must be very attractive it makes them do that to it
>accidentally shooting up your squadie suffering from a gaping chest wound with flesh eating nano robutts when you forget to change your rifles setting to stim
Ship it!
>>534598925bots can be bugchasers too ok??
I wish more people would call extraction ahead of time to let pelican-1 hover in the air for free air support.
>>534598609Shoot them in the joints between the legs and mechacock. They die to a single EAT.
>HD2 is stuck on a shitty out of date unsupported engine and can't be updated because AH is enslaved to it's shareholders
>AH can't code worth shit and is struggling to put out updates that don't makebthe game completely unplayable
>Alexus is still doing updates and patches despite being a retard
>AH employees can't beat Lv 5 so they just don't test any new content
How much longer will this game last?
>>534599492The only time I carefully aimed at the joints was when I were using a commando and were on my last rocket.
Just shoot the cock.
>>534599602Games that are fun at their core can survive quite a long time even if the company managing them is wildly incompetent.
>>534599602About 2-3 more years tranny
>>5346000292-3 in TRANNY YEARS?!?!?! GOOD GOD! EOS NEXT WEEK!
Gottdamn, stalkussy lookin mighty fine rn
>>534599497This new slugger ammunition looks a bit strange.
>>534598460Itโs for running away from bots when you turn a corner and get spotted by a whole patrol.
>>534597859All they need to do is make it more accurate. My Helldiver suddenly has Parkinsonโs when he pulls out a stim pistol.
>drive over pebble
>frv flips over
>>534600407>My Helldiver suddenly has Parkinsonโs when he pulls out a stim pistol.It's your Helldiver struggling with stim addiction and fighting through it to try and help his fellow divers.
I wish we could stim ourselves with the stim pistol
No lobby? I just came back from BF6 sex sessions.
>>534599602hope is 4+ years
cope is 1 year
the community keeps saying the game will be supported as long as people are playing it and xbox will probably give it a years worth of life support but i wouldn't be surprised if xbox dries up quicker than they expected and we're back to 15k people playing in 6 months
bots invading super earth won't even fly well since people don't like bots but DO like super earth
we will see, going to be interesting when the faction that actually has difficulties in fighting it and requires thinking will be the litmus test for if primarily bug-players end up ree'ing and screeching like stupid niggers when they can't wear light armor and bring dogshit stratagems
joel and alexus deserve to be raped by roving packs of gorillas
>>534601048It brings up a fair point. You have 24 mini-stims on demand that are as effective as about 1/3rd a regular one. Why can't you just go running to literal lava constantly stimming yourself with the pistol?
>>534601048They increased the sway of all sidearms for "balance"
Amazing form by ArrowHead
>>534601398How the fuck does increasing sway on a secondary weapon improve balance?
Huh, so it's not just in heaven, in hell, there are divers, too
>>534602157Because you can't make a weapon usable, it has to be annoying to use otherwise it's not balanced
>>534602157I guess they saw everyone sprinting everywhere and said NOT SO FAST, YOU GOTTA CHEW THAT STEAK
>>534600326Wife material desu
>>534602157Rifles are steadier. Balances the game more with reality
>>534602157My honest guess is that they considered something like the Talon and figured it'd be broken if you could just instantly aim with it after a sprint since it's basically a primary. The sway makes it so you're forced to use your secondary up close as a last resort rather than a good option on its own
Still retarded though
Saars. It is time to redeem our SC cards.
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Are you going to adopt an xtard and train them up to be proper helldivers or just ignore/TK them? They are going to bum rush D10 and infect our drops either way.
>>534602630Crossplay? OFF
>>534597713If you are a good player, it is OP and the only backpack you'll need outside support weapon packs.
If you are a shitter, you're better off with a guard dog.
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This is going to be the actual stats when they buff railcannon right? Because this actually puts it on par with other AT strats like eats.
>>534603197I would say a 30 second auto aim 7500 AP7 damage is a little better then a fucking EAT
>>534603426>get 2 eats per 60 seconds>can carry an eat on your back>can click on whatever target you want and kill it>effectively can walk into an engagement and kill 3 heavies when the rail cannon can only kill 1 out of the several targets
>>534603197I think giving both the ORC and the OPS a 45-second cooldown baseline would feel about right.
>>534603426forgot to add, there is nothing the rail cannon kills an eat can't kill in one shot.
>>534603969Hell eats even beats railcannon in a lot of matchups.
>>534603197I'd love for them to make a good single target red because im fucking sick of taking RR on bots
>>534602630CROSSPLAY: ENABLED
NIGGER WORD: STATED
SHALOM: SAID
ARROWHEAD HATE: FULL-FRONTAL
REMINDER OF SC FARMING: IMMEDIATE
REMINDER TO NOT GIVE NIGGER SWEDES MONEY: GIVEN
LOVE: GIVEN
WEAPONRY: ASKED IF THEY WANT ANY DROPS
>>534603426Bump it up to 45, maybe even 60 seconds and it's fine. The current CD is just brutally long for how little use you get out of it.
>>534602630Already did.
bought it for my younger brother.
>>534604407"get good with the OPS"
OPS is pretty decent, but the opportunity cost to take something else is just too great.
Fucking hell, you might as well take the Orbital Gatling and gamble on it killing the tank since it's got one of the lowest CDs and a short call-in time.
>>534604873>get good with OPS>kill one heavy>3 more are still alive
>>534602630I will acknowledge my teammates will be retarded and play accordingly
They should make upgrading railcannon into a ship upgrade, that way people on low difficulty can't just spam it and ruin the difficulty.
I think the swedes think that the ORC is fine because it's mostly a strat you'd use on lower difficulties where being able to kill one heavy with 0 effort is actually pretty OP
Dunno why it's the only strat balanced that way
>>534605139laser cannon comes to mind, same with spear
>>534605139I think they originally wanted to to be an "instant remove biggest threat" strat that took a while to recharge so you couldn't spam it.
Unfortunately they suck at balance.
>>534606032laser orbital*
Warbond: Golden Rules
Emote: super-mirth!
>ojo-sama/santa laugh respectfully
Armor Passive: Gilding Touch
>+25 armor, +2 second stim time. Sentries deploy with an inbuilt shield generator pack, while resupply pods function as shield generator relays.
Booster: Now is Gold
>11% chance to immediately refresh the cooldown of a stratagem on use.
Orbital Super Stim Strike Stratagem
>A Golden Shower of stim erupts over the designated target, lingering for 15 seconds
>while within the vicinity, allies immediately gain the benefits of a STIM usage, as well as increased reload & sprint speeds (10/9/8m/sec, and increased weapon sway
>enemies within the stim are confused
G-77 SS
>creates a cloud of stim for 15 seconds, affecting allies as if they had been hit by stim pistol, confusing enemies.
R-911 Stim Rifle
>scope options: guided/dumb
>firing modes: stim/corrosive
>stim operates as stim pistol; corrosive operates in reverse, dealing acid damage over the same time, causing the the locations damaged to be affected as if by an acid storm environmental condition
Cape: Incomparable
>gold on black scale, one side is a golden super earth, raising her enemies ruined symbols into the air opposite her
1621-ALMS โCornucopiaโ stim dispenser backpack.
>every 60 seconds, recover one stim use
>can carry 4 additional stim usages (8 total) while equipped, immediately grants 4 additional stim uses.
>stims last 8 seconds longer
>toggleable setting: when a crippled or reduced to half health, will automatically stim you (will not double stim).
>breaks when dropped
>bring the wasp for bots
>switch to artillery mode to remind myself why I never use it
>go back to burst mode
>burst mode is now stuck in semi-auto instead of fully automatic
this fucking game man...
Where are you supposed to aim with the RR on factory striders
>>534607084Other than everything falling halfway through the map I rarely notice bugs.
>>534602157they know that if players can aim the game becomes trivial, because there's no actual difficulty in the enemy movement or ai. so they do things like noodle arm sway and unrealistic random spread to handicap the player and make people think the game is actually hard
>>534607084I would skin a cat to get the alt fire removed entirely and have a semi-auto fire mode. Almost everything you can one or two tap and the most annoying part is using more rockets then intended with the full auto. If you are firing the WASP full auto you are shooting something it not supposed to be used against.
>>534607176Eye if you absolutely 100% got the shot but the leg joints are way more practical and efficient. The head itself is one of the most armored tanky parts.
>Playing against squids
>solo most of the map while three guys do the one objective
>im half done doing the last blue when I hear them call the evac
>a second later i die
>I get redeployed and was kinda pissed they were running when we had plenty of time on the clock, plenty of reinforces, and only one blue left.
>so it shot them
>ran off towards the blue and then reinforced them
>they immediately kill me again and summon the pelican
Was i in the wrong? Legit want to know. I think its stupid to run from a mission with work left to be done, especially if its not a hard match
>>534606415I still use Laser Orbital. It will cap a meganest/mega fort easy, with not much left to clean up if at all
>>534608849>tk>suprised when he's tked
>>534608849>act like a sperg>be treated like a spergjust run back and finish what you fucked up, retard
>>534609067>mega nestsDoesn't aim at nests though much, better off just throwing 380 and gamble for hole clear and heavy kills.
Bots it's decent, but it can get clogged on heavies a bunch.
I really wish they just removed the charges, it feels imba depending on mission type. Blitz? pretty okay if not solid. Anything else it just feels mediocre.
You stupid fucks, don't you get it? Bitching about no content WAS THE CONTENT! It's been here this whole time, right in front of your eyes! The videos of game-breaking bugs, the nosediving player count graphs, the joke MOs, and the warbond ideas that will never be added! Hell, even the nerf arguments and the headcanon debates. It's all content! You just couldn't see it because you were too focused on what you wanted, instead of enjoying what you had.
>>534608849>"Hey guys, give me a second to get the last objective. We've got time."Or
>Kill your teammates and run off without communicating.Which one do you think works better?
>>534607553main bug i notice that bugs me an excessive amount is heavy corpses still having a hitbox where there is no model so it eats shots
none of you are TRUE gamers. I bet you actually fire your guns
>>534608535Aren't the leg joints a 2 hit kill now? Because the head is also a 2 hit kill with the RR if you missed the eye with your first shot, so you might as well aim for it
>>534608849apes like you are the dregs of humanity
>>534609689they are. only the eye/stomach is a one-shot for the RR now
>>534608849these other anons are definitely wrong. If I was in your lobby I would have done the same thing. You should post your Steam name so we can play together!
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>>534608849i hope this is shitposting
>>534608849>Dying to squidsLower the difficulty
>He plays with japanese voices
>>534610797yeah, I got sick of the old voices after a while.
Theres only one good female one
>>534610797ใใใใ็งใฏๆฅๆฌไบบใงใใ(>ไบบ<;)
>>534607553I notice the reload bug the most.
Probably because i forget it exists the immediately deal with it.
>>534610884>Le voices sound better in a language I dont understandNo they dont.
>>534610884Helldiver 3
My rough and tumble good time. Still would like more voice packs. Seems like such a small cost to get a hand full of random VAs that are DESPERATE at any kind of main stream work to assign their name to for their resume to records a few dozens lines. Hell I would literally do it for free just to get more options out there.
>>534611020ๆพ็ฅ็ถใฏ็ฌฌไบๆฌกไธ็ๅคงๆฆใง็ฐใซใชใฃใฆใใพใฃใ >-.-<
>>534611020Shut the fuck up weeaboo
>>534611276ESL
I said hearing the same voice got old
>>534611707>Theres only one good female oneYou have brain damage if you already forgot you posted that.
>>534611783yeah as in the other english voice sounds awful to me?
Sounds robotic like AI
>>534608849Yes, you are in the wrong. Don't teamkill.
>>534611898Don't bother arguing with ESLs
eagle 1 sounds better in japanese
>Helldivers needs to sound like my shitty early 2000s anime about little girls
Neck yourself
>>534611367to be fair they've got some good VAs otherwise, but ya it'd be nice if we got an update or warbond for more voices.
>>534611276english voice actors are bottom of the barrel talentless hacks, that's why there's 12 of them. the only worse female voice actors are the 3 e-girls they recycle for porn audio
>>534612054Moron. He literally forgot he mentioned the voice sounds better in Japanese. Get your head checked, you sound like you have early onset dementia.
>>534612181naw they need to sound like my femdom tomboy hentais.
>>534612348>He literally forgot he mentioned the voice sounds better in Japanese.>yeah, I got sick of the old voices after a while.>Theres only one good female one???
>>534612307>that's why there's 12 of them.Funny you can say the same about weeb voice actors. Theres like one that voices over 20 characters lmfao
>>534610469I had run out of stems soloing everything going else
>>534610232Sure FRI3ND7YF1R3
>>534610292Not a shit post.
>>534611968>>534609882Fair enough
>>534609470Didn't have time to text. They had baled early on the previous mission too so I was a bit mad
>>534609182I would t have had time
>>534609095I wasnt surprised I was killed. Im fine with it, I just dont get why people quit early and leave shit to do and im seeing it more and more often
>>534612525>20 characters you say that like you think it's a lot. Go look up the imdb for yuri lowenthal or tara strong
>>534612492>>534612567Yes, this implies he thinks the voices sound better in Japanese when he said only one sounds good in English. The fucking irony of you calling someone ESL when you lack basic reading comprehension.
534612726
Not my fault you got btfo'd because you have the memory of a goldfish
if you can recognize their voice from previous work then they're a bad voice actor
And now he's having a schizo episode. How embarrassing.
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>>534612995>if you can recognize their voice from previous work then they're a bad voice actorhow does he keep getting hired then
>>534612995I'll play devil's advocate for a second and say that there is a difference between being hired to do an iconic voice that you're known for, and only being able to do a singular voice.
>>534613129Because Japan has like 7 voice actors total
>>534613129i only know him
dont think i've ever heard the other voices
he fucking sucks in this game btw, dumbass yura
>>534613216I'm talking about the english VO yuri lover lowenthal
>>534613207is it devil's advocate if you just reiterate my point?
Its funny when weeb shitters say jp vo is better when Japanese say EN va is better.
Conclusion: You think a language you dont understand sounds better
>>534612690>think song is getting annoying after 1000 hours of listening to it>mute the song>wow you must think no song is better than the song we have
>>534613386nice argument, did your boyfriend write it?
>>534613386proof jps say the en voices sound better in this game?
>>534612995Worse voice actor ever then
>>534613486>Thats his rebuttableRetard
Any good nip VA for helldivers that isn't just squeeker shit?
>>534613313Just because you recognize a voice actor doesn't mean they're a bad voice actor.
>>534613386I'm convinced that most anons are so conditioned to expect JP voices as better than they can't actually tell a good EN performance from a bad one. Not to mention that it's fairly difficult to judge whether a vocal performance is cringe or not if you aren't a native speaker. Basic fluency is miles away from being able to recognize dialectic and archetypal connotations.
>>534613764if a voice actor does the same voice they've done for a different project then yeah, they're a bad voice actor
>>534613574https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1340118/
I haven't recognized any of these, or played any of them
>>534613910Even if they're able to do tons of different voices as well?
>>534613787Sounds like projecting.
I just think monotone deepVoice nip ladies with voice filters piloting mechs is cool. Also makes it harder to tell what's AI or not.
>>534613984That just means theyre hired to VA slop and are probably cheap.
>>534613910So every professional voice actor in both EN and JP is shit, then, because they've all used a previous voice at least once for another character.
>Muh AI
Yes, man who doesnt speak Japanese, Im sure you, an American, will be able to grasp all the nuances to tell if something is AI or not when it comes to the Japanese language.
This bread is stale we need fresh bread.
>>534613787>it's fairly difficult to judge whether a vocal performance is cringe or not if you aren't a native speakermaybe for you, but for most people it's not
>>534614082>Can do multiple different and distinct voices>Still a bad voice actor thoughI think this is a really bad argument that doesn't make sense.
I'm going to say the phrase next thread.
>>534614228thats the point retard
People that unironically turn on JP VA fell for the gaslighting that "JP is better because... IT JUST IS, OKAY?!" and should never be taken seriously on any of their opinions.
>>534614289>intentionally misinterpret argument so I can argue that one insteadif only there were a word for that...
this thread smells like dogshit now
>JP VAs are better
Not when Levi was destroying the beast titan.
>>534613730https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/4720?tab=videos
I like this one, took a second to get used to but it had the right tone for me personally.
Somehow, the swedes are to blame for this
>>534614392So you turned on JP voices because you kept having schizo meltdowns about AI?
Lmao I wanna see your ass livestreaming this game with EN. I can imagine your ass twitching and sweating in a dark room muttering and mumbling about AI every second.
I had to refund river city girls because the english voice acting sounded like overwatch porn audio. no idea if that game is good or not
>>534614487>if you can recognize their voice from previous work then they're a bad voice actorSo what does it take to be a good VA in your eyes? Because you aren't making sense.
you'd better make a fresh bread or its going to be "automaton trooper exploding into cum edition "
>>534614551You need to take your meds
>>534614643the robutt would never
>>534614636its good
the ponytail girl has a dab move and it sends the enemy flying fullscreen
and shes also retarded and funny
>>534614261I'm talking about more than just absolutely garbage acting, anon. There's plenty of voice acting that is technically sufficient in a vacuum but either misaligned with the character, performatively scattered, or just plain cringey in context. The problem is that if you've been exposed to a lot of voice acting in a foreign language without speaking it natively, you're basically relying on other people to tell you whether it's good or not, and that informs your perspective for the future rather than being able to draw conclusions yourself.
Liking a VA's performance isn't the same as the VA being good.
Epoch with Scorcher + support pack is so comfy, bros.
>>534614690Did I hit too close to home for you? OH SHIT, NIGGA! LOOK OUT! THERES AN AI VOICE ACTOR RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
JP VA is cringe if youre non-japanese. Helldivers isnt one of your dogshit animus about schoolgirls in the military where its treated as a clubhouse. Sorry not sorry.
>>534614884take your meds
>>534614861The eyes of a robutt who only gets fucked by white cock.
anime website, fucker
imagine seething so hard about anime
>>534614929I accept your concession
Working on new thread
will be done soon(tm)
please be patient
>>534615047Fuck off to here then.
>>>/a/
So this is obviously Gucci Slippers right?
Everybody's talking about Japanese voices.
But what about German voices?
Miquella's thousand post thread.... soon...
>>534615648New thread is here.
Thank you for your patience.
>>534614782How do you think humans understand language without formal education? If you listen enough to anything you start to recognize patterns. It's literally what the human brain is designed to do. Newborn babies can differentiate intonation without the ability to speak or wipe their own ass. I have never been to japan, and I've only met a handful of native japanese speakers, but I can recognize the difference between a kansai and tokyo dialect from watching an unhealthy amount of anime.
If you have trouble recognizing the sincerity of human emotions in any language, consider getting an autism diagnosis. consider getting one anyway based on your obsession with this topic
>furfaggotry
nah make a real thread
why can't you fuckers just make a normal thread without inserting your fetish/avatar/schizophrenic obsession
>>534596919This happens to me with the Talon. Something about coming to a stop from a sprint fucks with your pistol crosshairs.
>he still can't update the OP with the correct patch
jesus christ you niggers just copy paste without even reading
There are many other pictures I could have chosen
>>534615927oh shit, true, I'm sorry about that. I don't do this often, as you can see.
>>534615992>furshitactually drink bleach
>>534615921I typically crouch to reduce sway when I'm headshotting with pistols.
>>534615434AAAAAAHHHHH AN AGE OF LOOOOOVE IM LOOOOOOVING
>>534616037wait a minute again. The latest patch is 01.003.202, which is on the OP. What is wrong about it?
>2 threads
>both dogshit op images
alright see you guys tomorrow
>>534616406Make your own then, nigga. Step up.
>>534616493BROS WE'RE GONNA FAIL THE THREAD MO
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