Thread 534498113

Dive Well Edition
>Previous thread:
>>534352135

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw

>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 16 1.003.201
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
Aug 05 01.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905

>>534473257
you mean like how mission results themselves have victory ratings bracketed by 20% ranging from Disappointing Service to Outstanding Patritotism, as well as similar failure ratings? why would swedes bother to learn from anyone least of all themselves?

Botniggers on track to lose yet another MO!

Eat the surströmming

Reminder to bring rail cannon and spam the ever living shit out of it. You got two god rods on 30 second cool downs. You basically don't even need to bring stratagems. At least some of them are going to catch troopers in the blast. If we don't start mass spamming this shit now we are going to get cucked out of the MO win by the rail cannon meme objective after taking the planets.

I don't understand people who say they need light armor for bugs. Doesn't that mean you do a lot of running away? Doesn't sound very democratic...

Bots have brains, /hdg/ posters do not

>>534499458
Erm, proof?

But do bots have butts?

>>534499268
I take heavy armor to bugs so that I can have hot charger sex and live long enough to have more hot charger sex

>>534499714
Check inside your dad's anus, I put it there the last time I bent him over

>>534499931
Only the democratic ones.

>>534499937
Goondivers ruin everything

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244544477265/
d10 bots

>>534500394
3/4 get in niggys

>>534500331
How is this even attractive?

>>534500394
full

>>534500331
Sex.

when do we get the unused bot army choir sections of the Automaton theme

when cyborg subfaction

4th faction will be the skeleton faction.

>>534499931
That vent on the back of the hulk is his butt. It's where he expels excess hot gasses.

>>534501194
You're telling me hulks are such fatfucks they have an actual literal case of shoulderblade butt?

>>534501182
4th faction will be a whole race of Marvin the Martian guys.

>>534501341
Yep. Every bot is exactly what you see. There isn't a little man shaped bot inside that tank, the tank is the bot. They sit around all day and talk about tank stuff.

>>534501521
Imagine being born and you're just an entire tank. That'd be kind of cool desu.

>>534501521
>hotshot Trooper decides to start courting an entire Annihilator tank that he wants to 'pilot' from 'inside'
>smallrabbitwithhisgiantgirlfriend.jpg

>4th faction will be heckin rebels!

god i hope not, that's boring

>>534501521
>You do anything today?
>Well I slowly tracked a helldiver with my turret but he just sprinted past me, dropped a nuclear lunch pail, blew up my out post and left.
>Damn we suck
>Yup

>>534501521
that sounds kinda comfy tbqh, I'd love to be a gunship though

So what's the best AA solution for the game? The in-game version is fucking terrible, it's blurry as shit, and even if you turn sharpening all the way up it ghosts.

I JUST SAW A BRAP BOT ON THE ACID PLANET

>>534502460
super sampling

>>534501521
>Scout Striders are a Trooper riding a vehicle
>Reinforced Striders aren't vehicles, they're just a bot that looks like that
That's kind of neat actually.

>Factory Striders now have cocks
>When you get close, it shoots oil
>When shot, the oil makes you catch fire

>>534502845
All Factory Striders are girls because they make Devastators

>>534501343
>>534501843
>>534501182
Apemen faction

Heavy caste system
Religious & hates freedom
"Young" race
Dino riders & organic tech
Speed & maneuvering is their advantage. They will move fast to make you want a vehicle or Jetpack, running on foot is a bad idea
Bots are artificial red & black
Bugs are dieased yellow & green
Illuminate are glowing white & purple
Apemen are primal orange & blue

>Monkeys with guns
>Gorillas with melee weapons or big guns
>Baboon cavalry
>Chimp leaders
>big quadraped beasts with artillery strapped to gondolas

They reinforce by dropping like a large ship like a hellpod. It slams into the ground & they run out of it as a group. It drops slow & kind of like a meteor. If you can damage it while it drops it will rip apart in the air instead of slamming down.

Unique objective would be burning their sacred trees

>rape-ape schizo is back
hello buddy

>>534502969
wtf I feel bad for killing them now :(

SSSAAAAAAARRRRRRRR DO NOT REPEEL THE BANAN DO NOT REPEEL

>>534503127
dang, I thought for sure some old thread schizos returning was always a sign of a warbond announcement, but he's just a false alarm

4th faction needs to be orkz dumbasses

Nobody realizes we already have a fourth faction in the game. It's the cordyceps that's controlling the spore burst bugs.

>>534503326
Sometimes you've just got to kill a loving mother and her four newborn kids

>>534503326
>>534503769
Me and the boys just call bile titans girls and chargers boys. I dunno I just assumed they were.

>>534501180
when they finish the bosses in 2028

4th faction will be the Penis Men

>>534503127
Im not the ape rape guy. I just want to kill damn dirty apes (indians) with a Helldivers take on a Maxim Gun

>>534503726
Honestly it would fit the mood of the game to have a big "enemy of democracy" just be some non sentient thing that doesn't even notice that super earth exists and doesn't actually fight back but just turns worlds in to a giant ecosystem that happens to be hazardous to humans and SE just sends divers in to shoot random parts of continent sized fungal growths and declare victory on the evening news while it ejects acid that kills them all. I don't think it would work in the game though.

>>534503961
All the bugs you see in game are female, the male ones was killed after breeding with them

I wonder if AH knows how bad the situation with the Illuminate are.
Do they look at the 2% faction and ask, "Did we mess something up?"

>>534502568
I haven't fucked with it, is that in the game? How does it hit performance? I get a stable 90-115 FPS ingame, don't want to dip that too hard especially with how shit cities get.

>>534504439
This

>>534504543
I'll be honest, I like illuminate.

>>534504546
super sampling requires a retardly strong rig to run smoothly

>>534504543
I like the squids, I just hate their maps

They should add a dab emote

They should add a smoking and gambling room on the ship

>>534504543
they look at the 2% and then come here to shitpost about people getting filtered by fleshmobs

>>534503326
>YOU MONSTER!
>IT WAS PREGNANT!

>>534505512
They should add little farm maps you can invest in. I want a farm with a black & white spotted termanid with a bell around their neck named Bessie

>>534505512
democracy officer canonically has a hot tub on the destroyer that you can't access

>>534505298
You should neck yourself

>>534505298
The should add a teabag emote but like you actually mine holding a cup and saucer and dunking a tea bag.

>>534505298
>>534506067
Yes to both of these. The dab is iconic but painfully dated so it makes it funny to do as a dad diver. The tea bag is tongue in cheek & pretty funny considering lines like Liber-Tea

>>534506428
It's not dated it is just cringey as fuck. Was ever since it's inception. Eating shit ironically is still eating shit. If you want dated give us the Fonz thumbs up.

>>534505851
>Bridal carry a SEAF girl to safety.
>Now she's back on your farm.
Cute...

gg nigs

Are you ready for 5 lvl 80 invasions all at once?

>>534503326
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

>>534507471
Yes.

I basically want to spend cash & samples to upgrade a blank map with colonists stuff. Including a SEAF wife would be great

>>534501843
I have a vision of rebels being incredibly fun in one specific scenario
>maps are always similar, a big fortress to take and you have to land in one specific area and work your way through it
>land in e.g. southern center edge
>half the map is just rows and rows of trenches, MG nests, mortars, snipers, enemy eagles
>big ass wall with 1 to 3 entrances to a massive fortress
>inside are tanks, mechs, more MG nests, this time with tight cover and angles to maneuver
>final objective is like a command bunker on steroids
I think I just want something like Firebase Georgina from Rising Storm 2 or some maps from Eternal Crusade, a big fuckoff fortress that's designed to be a bitch to take, with layers of defense and environs with different gameplay as you're pushing into it - early on range, accuracy and ergonomics will carry but later you'll need AP and fast TTK weapons. I'd like rebels to be like less armored automatons and less ragdolly but more killy and very numerous. Instead of stratagem jammers and gunship facilities there'd be side objectives to clear ATC towers (disable enemy eagles), blow up fuel/ammunition stashes, maybe mech fabs if it's not too similar to automatons.

>>534508396
>>534501843
Automaton ARE the rebels

>>534508396
This sounds like it would work best as a special Automaton mission where the whole map is one massive fortress.

Did they disable war strider seed on julheim? 2 full ops and I'd never saw any of them.

>>534508958
no
frankly I don't understand why they're only a seed and not just an enemy that can show up every now and then. It's the same with regular striders and on the bug front regular chargers, just put them wherever it's more fun

>>534506768
I bet you like the "pull my finger" emote.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244549808358/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs

>>534507687
The fact striders have been extra fucky with their death rigs lately. Almost half of them spring board away like bugs bunny.

How is it vs. bugs?

>>534509658
2/4

>>534509245
I hate it quite honestly. Dick jokes are semi-tolerable but straight fart jokes is literal kiddy/teenage shit humor. Although the dab desiring stone thrower should mind his glass house. We don't have to have more meme garbage emotes anyways. I prefer the ones that actually serve a function or do something in the environment. Like Draw actually firing your side arm. The "Go" and "Halt" hand signals work on the SEAF soldiers like "Follow me" and "Stay" voice wheel lines. Just off the top off my head. An emote that pulls your current magazine and your helldivers inspects it. If it full they put it back in or reloads if it is missing ammunition. After a quick double tap to the helmet to set the bullets firmly against the magazine back and out of habit.

>>534510379
>The "Go" and "Halt" hand signals work on the SEAF soldiers
imagine falling for this meme

How to fix the over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher without nerfing them to death:
Purifier:
>reduce uncharged damage to AT most 66, better even 50
>reduce projectile speed
>reduce magazine size (keep ammo reserves the same)
>reduce shockwave radius to 3m
>increase charge speed
Scorcher:
>reduce firing speed
>reduce magazine size to 10 per magazine, 9 magazines, resulting in a 10% decrease in ammo reserves
>add a burst fire mode

>>534509658
still 2/4, I will kill the other nigga if (you) don't join

>>534510902
Do it pussy, you won't

>>534510073
>go too clear a bug nest
>some retard (I.e my mate Stids) throws he barrage in it
>have to stand there for 30 seconds while it destroys a single bug hole in the nest and fight all the bugs pouring out thst it doesn't seem to hurt at all

>put orbital railcannon on 0 seconds cooldown and infinite use with double use
>it's decent, but not that great
Really makes you think.

>>534510615
>How to fix the over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher without nerfing them to death:
>purifier:
charged shot takes 2 ammo instead of 1
>scorcher:
leave it, it's honestly not some be-all-end-all primary with amazing performance, it's simply reliable (but ammo hungry) and a lot of love for it is just hold-over from when most people considered it to be the only good bot primary

>>534510902
3/4
>>534511141
i'll kill the other two niggas now if one last nigga doesn't join

>>534510379
I like Draw but the emotes are pretty much ALL stupid meme shit. It's allowed to be silly. We got shit like "Pull my finger" & "This is Sparta!" A fucking Dab emote is not any worse than that shit. Be serious if you want, but dont act like dumb shit is any worse than the dumb shit thats already there

>>534510615
>over-dominance of the Purifier and Scorcher
I rarely see anyone bring them, it's either libpen or eruptor 90% of the time

>>534512131
Pull my finger is retarded. The Sparta kick is miles above board then a dab.

>>534509658
3/4 starting

Ya know sometimes I wonder if Joel being one guy was just a meme. But I really hope it is one guy. Because that would mean they have an entire team of retards working on the galactic war.

>>534512131
The victory poses are worse on average than the emotes, and even then they're still less stupid than a shitty dab emote.

>>534512838
I wish the emotes were just emotes & we could assign whatever to the victory, but you're wrong about the dab

>>534512838
dabbing on people is funnier now than when it was popular

>>534513208
>but you're wrong about the dab
Christ you're the kind of autistic that would unironically pay for the floss dance

>>534513519
Ironic retardation is still retarded.

>freedom's flame
>chemical agents
>truth enforcers
>borderline
>masters of ceremony
>force of law
or save for the next bond?

>>534513835
I love the Talon.

>>534513835
Gas grenade and dog are pretty good for bots or personal defense. Some of the best CC in the game besides straight death.

>>534513835
Download the SC spawner hack and then buy all of them

>>534513648
no it's not that the whole point of irony

>>534514080
where can I get that?

>>534513984
but muh ultimatum
>>534514031
but muh thermite and lunchbox slots

>start joining /hdg/ lobbies
>I now have way more SC than I ever did playing with pubs
are we perhaps god's chosen people?

>>534514517
yes we are saar

you join now farm SC now saar steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244552750967/76561198010997782

>play solo
>make 100+SC every 5 minutes

>weekend
>jeets and thirdworld browns spending their day off farming SC
like clockwork

>>534515074
I was going to ask how much Arrowhead pays you to do this, but then I realized that you definitely do it for free.

>>534513615
Lol. Dental Hygiene Articulation

>he pays for free stuff
>he spends hours farming for shit you can just spawn at your feet
I laugh.

>>534514670
>no joiners
well I'm starting anyway

>'Party all the Time' starts playing
>THIS SUMMER
>cut to Jack Black in default armour falling out of a bunk bed
>GET READY TO GET SUPER
>'I LOOVE THE TASTE OF CALAMARI'
>shot of Jack incinerating 5+ teammates with the airburst
>'My bad'
>WITH THE GALAXY'S GREATEST HEROES
>'Portable Hellbomb. Long as no one presses this button we should be just fine'
>*click*
>'Oh crap.'
>explosion.vmt
>STARRING
>ZENDAYA
>AS THE SHIP MASTER
>THE ROCK
>AS GENERAL BRASCH
>AND BRADLEY COOPER
>AS... A POUNCER?
>HELLDIVERS 2
>IN CINEMAS AUGUST 13

>>534514730
So you're ok grinding for $10/hr? Why don't you just have a job and make double that if not more and then just play the fucking game you 3rd world brownie? Oh wait $10/hr for you guys is like $50/hr in a non-shit hole country isn't it? Never mind carry on.

>>534512234
>it's either libpen or eruptor 90% of the time
eruptor I get by why the fuck do pubbies seem to love the lib pen so much? I've tried it and it's like the definition of "barley good enough". the adjudicator and even the reprimand once you get all the upgrades on it are just so much better

>>534515692
>grinding
I just play normally and also spawn SC at my feet in D10, lol

>>534515642
If a single line of this post comes to pass I am hunting you down and scooping out your eye balls with a butter knife

>>534515642
those names are too big. minecraft has more players than there are people on earth and they only managed to get irrelevant comedian and C list capeshit

>>534515460
My insults and disgust for you "people" is free, yeah. I can't imagine farming worthless video game currency for less than 2$ an hour, as a White person, I can never succumb myself to that level of subhuman-ness. You must be legitimately living in a 3rd world country to do that kind of crap.

>>534515975
You are free to give Arrowhead as much of your money as you want.

>>534514670
2/4

>>534515642
it's going to look really clunky when the helldivers have to pull out their xperia phones to call in stratagems

>>534515713
It feels much better for sustained fire than judy, and even though I go for short mags which is equivalent (30 rds), starting with 45 rounds a mag feels nicer. I mostly use it against bots and I'll just reposition if there's more than 30 rounds worth of enemies in sight It's "barely good enough", but at most things, and misses feel less punishing than the judy or reprimand. I blew it off at first in favor of the dcs but I've started enjoying it since grinding the weapon levels.

>>534516050
I'm a day 1 player, I got all the warbonds currently in the game by simply playing the game normally

>>534515692
Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending real money. The game hands you so much free shit just for playing you're just telling on yourself

>>534516696
>Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending hours of your off time to repeated grind for fake money

>>534516859
imagine being so illiterate you can't make it through the second sentence of my post

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7233?tab=description
Here's your Halo crossover bro, that'll be $30 please.

>>534515642
>Jack Black calls down a support weapon
>blows up some weak chaff with an AoE plasma
>"EPOCH WIN BAEBAY!!!

>Later in the movie he overcharged it & dies
>new diver drops
>its just jack black again with a different haircut
>EPOCH FAIL!!!

>>534516958
>play solo
>make 100sc every 5 minutes
So you're grinding you disingenuous little shit. Keep your filthy brown fingers away from the keyboard and fuck off.
>b-but i'm NTA!
Then why are you in this reply chain dipshit?

>>534510073
Great if you drop it on breaches. Cracks heavies and is fun gambling

Alright that is it. Time to uninstall. We don't deserve nice things.

>>534517353
>Then why are you in this reply chain based "just play the game" gigachad?
because you're a stupid paypig and I came here to laugh at you

>>534515692
>start job
>3 weeks til first paycheck
>new warbond is old now and there's a new one coming so you're 2 warbonds behind
>spend entire entertainment budget on 2 warbonds
>too exhausted from wageslaving to play video games, if you can even find the time
>finally get time to play
>devs killswitch the new warbond stratagems
>called into work on your day off
>die of heart attack
yeah good plan

lobby doko

>>534517573
>entertainment budget for 2 weeks is $20
howpoorru

>>534517573
>Die of a heart attack
Remember your ABC's and you will never die.

>>534517698
he's a turdworlder, you can buy a month worth of food with that money

>pay money for weapon
>devs decide you can't have fun with it anymore
please tell me you guys don't do this

>new warbound a few days away
>somehow have less than 1000 super credits
>put on a youtube video or a movie on my second monitor, or hop in a group call with my friends and chill
>half-pay attention to helldivers 2 dropping on D1's
>an hour later have enough super credits to buy the next warbond without having to spend a single penny
anyone who thinks you have to knuckle down and consciously dedicate time to exclusively grind for super credits and be unable to do anything else at the same time is seething and coping

>>534509658
3/4 again

>>534517813
>ABCs
apples, beans.. and creams?

>>534509658
full

>be russian
>snoy blocked all in-game transaction in my region
>have to farm SC like a thirdworlder to buy warbonds
It's shameful but at least it's honest work. Not my fault Sony don't want my money

>>534518538
>be russian
>have to farm SC like a thirdworlder
>like
I don't have the heart to tell him

>>534518080
still 3/4?

My genuine reaction to anons getting scammed by Sweden

>>534519118
enjoy getting banned lol

>>534519294
Holy cope

>>534518538
Russia IS a thirdworld country, what are you talking about Ivan?

Peak Physique is so comfy

>CE
>FF
>CA
>UL
>BJ
>MoC
>FoL

which way white man

>>534519715
bj but you gotta swallow

>>534519118
>buypigs & farmtards absolute BTFO
hackGODs stay winning

>>534517928
>you can buy a month worth of food with that money
so is hdg just indians buying poop and eating it now

>>534520053
Indians don't buy poop they just find a stray cow.

the 4th faction will be the real illuminate without the voteless to ruin them

>>534518016
It's just one guy getting suspiciously mad at people for not giving their money to AH.

>>534516696
>Imagine thinking there's enough "content" in a warbond to justify spending real money.
they are 7 dollars you fucking poorfag lmfao

>>534521815
warbond tokens are $20, retard

>>534522007
they are 1k credits and you get 300 back
700 credits = 7 dollars

Some of them are very sparse
>t Brendon Fraser of donations to swedestan
I don’t play other games so I don’t know what the going rate is thoughever

What's supposed to be the schedule for warbonds? One every month? Is the next one supposed to be on the 17th?

What's the deal with warping into bunkers? Seems to work only 1 out of every 10 bunkers, majority of them just don't let me in.

why is the mod manager so fucking dogshit?

The concept is simple:
>can't afford $10 = you don't have a job/you're living above your means = financial irresponsibility = you're brown
>refuse to occasionally spend $10 every several months even though you can afford it a/o mald when other people spend money = you're irrationally stingy = have ulterior motives = you're jewish
>make your own choice whether or not to buy and frankly couldn't care what other people do with their cash = financially responsible = you prioritize merit and responsibility in your world and society = you're white

Arrowhead could learn a lot from Deep Rock Galactic. A LOT.

>>534522896
yeah especially the tranny flag in the lobby

>>534522854
I do prioritize merit, which is why I don't reward swiggers with cash for trash warbonds.

>>534523061
Okay, but I am going to pay for the next warbond because I can. What will you do now?

>>534522854
>giving money to swedes to pay for somali rapefugees
lol

>>534522964
did they really?

>>534523160
If you really hated Sweden you'd buy super credits because the Swedish government will tax it and use the money for exactly that.

>>534522854
>you judge other people by how they spend their money = you're jewish

>>534522854
>no you see, I'm very white because I work for and reward the very system that kills white people
You are mentally retarded, lmfao

doko lobby

>>534523156
I'd think you're dumb for giving them money for the rather poor job they've been doing, but it's your money, so you're free to do whatever you want with it.
The real question is what you will do when people tell you they aren't going to spend their money, since right now it seems like you're throwing a fit.

>>534523704
Uh-oh! These hypothetics are very brown!
I think you are brown!

>>534523704
>The real question is what you will do when people tell you they aren't going to spend their money
Depends.
>declaring in response
Cool.
>declaring when nobody asked
I'm going to call you poor.

is (((Gucci))) the Sephardihog trying to delineate who's white again, helldivers?

>>534523948
Unironically this is true

>>534523948
90% of the time it's a self-hating jeet with a cuck fetish

>if you don't throw away your money, you are poor
What a jewish thing to say.

>>534523352
I hate somalis not swedes retard

Halo general, as it turns out.

>>534524323
>doesn't hate swedes
We playing the same game?

Stealth warbond soon, retards!

How much are we going to bet that all the idiots still on Charbal after the SO fails will still stay there until this MO ends and then some.

>bring my trusty GL to bots
>approach mortar turrets, grenade rounds are doing no damage
>okay ill just shoot for the heatsink weakpoint like everything else in this faction
>still nothing after a whole mag
>autochad cleans up for me
>im so ashamed, better check the wiki
>the 'weakpoints' are decorative on the mortars, same goes for the AA guns
>mfw

>>534524958
They better give us a Masksman Laser Rifle

>>534524996
>Its their fault for going to charbal
Dont cry when Joel starts spamming level 80 invasions he pulled out of his ass because "muh snow kino"

>>534525795
Your ultimatum?

>>534526380
You're*

>>534526186
I hope for an integrally suppressed ballistic marksman rifle, but sure, that'd be cool too. Would be kind of fun to see how Arrowhead Helldiverizes a VSS. I just hope it's not some sub-sonic intermediate cartridge. I want to use a suppressed DMR at long range.

>>534526445
you are ultimatum

>>534526204
arc thrower is really wedged up in there

The whore rages on
Choose where you will give your AIDS

>>534509658
gg

>>534526787
Managed Democracy calls for AIDS. Only you can gift, Helldiver.

>>534526281
Oh I won't. I haven't been playing the game since this MO started, but it's fun to watch the playerbase be retarded from the companion app.

>>534509658
ggz tards
https://files.catbox.moe/kz3hcv.mp4

>>534526526
We got a ton of Marksmen Rifles. We only got 2 laser primaries

>>534527363
You have three, I think that's plenty!

>>534509658
gg
>>>/wsg/5943833

>>534526892
The galactic war. A battleground awaiting your heroic impregnation.

>>534509658
>>>/wsg/5943837

>>534527675
The Dickle doesnt count. It should have been a sickle feature not its own weapon

>100m: 2x
>150m: 4x
>200m: 10x
scopes are kinda trash

>>534528442
Honestly? Yeah.

>>534529030
I look like this

>>534529030
GYATT

>>534529030
literally picrel

>>534529517
what mods did you use to make hd2 look like this?

>>534529517
>fromslop
wrong thread, friend

>>534529609
>>534529635
whoops. here, shooting down aircraft is slightly more relevant.

>>534529502
neither of those are good

>>534529750
an eagle never misses

>>534529750
you missed him, one of the others got the last hit, you can see it clearly

this shit is hypnotizing... im thinking undemocratic thoughts...

>>534530061
Mods throw him in the freedom camp

>>534529635
>He says as he plays Swedeslop

>>534530061
bots don't look like that, kill yourself coomer incel

>>534530061
They don't want you to know this, but this is what the average cyberstan cyborg looks like now.

So the new warbond should be revealed pretty soon, right? I should really start farming creds. I spent them on shit I will never use because flamethrowers and dickle are the only weapons I need.

>>534530154
nobody in this thread plays the game, anon

Just incase you didn't know you can take the rail gun it also has 30 second cooldown so you can double fist them. Get a whole team and you have half a minute 380 on demand.

>>534530428
How fire resistant is the robutt?

>>534530771
75%

>>534530428
new warbond?!

>>534500941
big ladies are erotic

>>534530923
Dont we have a new one every month?

>>534514517
I've already unlocked every warbond and bought every armor and weapon in the shop. I'm merely stocking up so I have enough to get the KZ things when they finally come back.

>>534530857
What about arc or impact resist? She does have a good bit of extra padding after all.

>>534527363
LAS-12 “Rake” or “Ranseur”
>SMASHED & SLAMMED pump action las shotgun
>55*8 pen2 damage; 80 RPM
>trigger type: automatic
>firing modes: rake; flood
>rake: fires 8 shots in duckbill pattern; 1km range
>fullbore: increases heat generation by 200%; fires single unstable bolt of energy with a maximum range of 25 meters, dealing 440 damage and exploding for an additional 600 damage in a 3/6/7 meter radius.
>12/16 seconds of up/downtime
Day of the rake soon (tm)

>>534518662
>>534519490
Russia is the definition of second-world.

>>534530968
What would be in a Homestuck Warbond?

Yeah the warp pack is fun but the jump jets are way more kino

>>534531396
60 years ago...

>>534530968
>>534531581
why should I give one iota of a shit about Homestuck

>>534531647
Don't worry, they'll buff the jet pack and hover pack after seeing how much people like the warp pack! They wouldn't just nerf the warp pack, right?

>>534531328
>What about arc or impact resist?
Depends on how its feeling
>She does have a good bit of extra padding after all.
Its all in the ass though

>>534531141
its never coming back is it

>>534531709
I was just asking don't be a homo.

>>534531396
I don't know. This whole Ukraine war debacle has really lowered everyone's opinion of Russia and your realistic military might and tech levels. Like yeah they are getting a lot of support but if the US wanted everything from the border to Mexico City. It would not matter how much money or arms flooded in from the rest of the world. That shit would be ours in under a week.

You guys went from "default big bad foreign threat" to "christ they lost HOW many tanks?!" This entire war was a mistake not because of the politics but the optics. You needed to crush Ukraine and fast. Now everything is embarrassed on your behalf that you couldn't cinch it and refuse to give up despite getting BTFO for years.

>>534531980
and you should be non-rhetorically answering why I should give a shit about Homestuck

>>534531647
I think that the jump pack is better than the warp pack vs bots. A lot of their facilities have vertical spaces that the jump pack can more reliably traverse. I know that the pillboxes are frequently backdoors for the warp pack, but that still limits your options and it bugs out a lot.

>>534531795
>Robutt gets ragdolled into a wall ass first
>Takes no damage
>Bounces away
She really is Super Earth's finest.

>>534532050
>>534531396
No, I mean that the LITERAL definition of #-world is:
>First world: NATO allied powers
>Second world: Soviet allied powers, or at this point the ex-soviet union
>Third world: Everyone else.
The definition of Third-world was never "poor shithole." It's just so happens that many third-world nations are poor shitholes.

need a backpack that's like an inflatable raft which activates immediately after getting ragdolled and absorbs all impact damage and sends you bouncing around like a demented super monkey ball

>>534531328
>extra padding
>CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>534532312
I second this

>>534532312
what if it's literally just an inflatable raft that floats on water in addition to being a parachute packed airbag

>>534530428
How fertile is the robutt?

>G-909 Kinetic Overdraft Grenade
>Does only 100dmg but sends all non-super heavy units flying in a 10m radius roughly 30ms outwards depending on mass
>impact damage is calculated as normal
I'm just here for a good time.

>>534531581
Psionic nuke stratagem.

>>534532443
>cruising down the streams on jungle worlds
sounds comfy

>>534532462
Dude, you can't just ask robots how fertile they are.

>>534532909
>pointlessly ghoulish deranged pilpul hypothetical that doesn't make a great deal of sense, subversive intent
>(((Alex Wellerstein)))
yeah...

>>534532443
Just some fucking floaties would be nice.

>>534533234
What's the point of a goldblood if you aren't torturing it for it's powers?

increasingly regretting asking why I should give a shit about Homestuck

>>534533437
Homestuckfags, not even once

Increasingly glad I asked why I should give a shit about Homestuck

>>534533516
literally not me

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244567218477/76561198088192093
d10 any

>>534532074
You can do a lot with the warp pack if you know what you're doing. Just a little rock can let you warp upward on top of surfaces you cant climb, if you're having trouble warping through bunker doors you can move at a crouch & slide in, etc.

>spamming D10 eradication and blitz not only nets way more exp/space bux/weapon exp but it also contributes the same as a 20-40 minute city mission to the liberation/defense rate in 6-10 minutes each
Yeah I'm done with city fights until I am no longer financially responsible for every braindead broke dick fuck stick retard NPCs wellbeing in an active warzone.

>>534534079
Ok buy what do you actually need requisition for?

>>534532312
Like I need another reason to make fun of fat heavy armored divers lumbering around with their gas load out looking like a fucking fetish shitpost? Now you want to add inflation to the mix?

Just make a fat boy armor with a ragdoll reduction perk

>>534534162
Autism maxing. I am 25/25 all the primaries.

>>534534209
>Just make a fat boy armor with a ragdoll reduction perk
Nah, make a backpack slot exosuit that anchors your legs in to the ground whenever you stand still. Now instead of ragdolling you just get shattered tibias.

>>534524958
broofs?

>>534534297
My condolences.

>>534531385
If they do a shotgun, it would be an updated Trident.

But mostly I just want a good laser based rifle that hits hard with one blast per pull. Because its a laser its automatically extreme range sniping, so really you just need to make it kind of a "bolt action" with its heatsink build up & cooling & give it a ton of damage

>>534534451
I mean hell I've already done 11 of them already. By the time the xboxers hit I should practically be finished.

>>534534617
Bolt action laser sniper where you are just feeding in single use batteries.

>>534534617
When secondary customization rolls around and we can slap a 7x and butt stock on the Talon I will be content.

>>534534339
Why must it be a backpack? This kind of passive shit should be an armor perk no matter how you frame it

>>534534617
>Big Talon
I'd cum.

>>534534789
Sar? Your Qua?

>>534534710
It'd be cool. One high-powered boom like a mini Quasar, but with better cooldown, & no build up, decent penetration, high damage. Maybe two or three shots at best, just enough that you can use it shooting bugs/voteless if you move & shoot

>>534534789
Big Talon would just be a laser DCS, they'd probably need to make it 5-6 shots before burning out just to not completely invalidate every other marksmans rifle.

>>534534756
I just think it would be funny for the solution to the problem of excessive ragdolling being something none of us would use that turns it in to a barely better alternative.

>>534534789
>>534534742
Hell yeah. Id want to name it the Hammer to play into "Sickle & Hammer" commie vibes. I think if we got a nice big Talon like laser rifle you'd see more people loving the beam.

>>534533635
2/4 JOIN DAMN IT

I refuse to play slop MOs. Fix your game, execute Alexus, add real content. Then I will play again.

post furry arts and I will join

>>534535174
MOs are fine in concept. Joel just doesnt know how people actually act and think and thinks adding on some stupid ass "STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY" shit onto some unpopular planet is going to magically make everyone go there.

>Adds in bullet penetration for all weapons
There you go, fixed the entirety of bots and squids for you, no need to thank me

I just want more one handed primary options.

>>534534884
>Quasar
>Talon Dog
>Big Talon
>Talon
I need it
>>534534936
>>534535072
>>534535126
I NEED IT

>>534535212
Fine. Here. Now come play the damn game.

>>534535072
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>534535306
Saar... your baw?

There is no super president. There is no General Brasch. And there is no Joel of Sweden.

>>534533635
FULL

I still shill for my sg-88 but it’s two talons in a trench coat primary idea.
Put a scope on it and it’s a snooper

>>534535306
I want a laser smg Tanto.

Hammer
Tanto
Trident

We need more laser love, they keep making slightly differently named rifles for the dirty slugthrowing monkeys, its not fair

>>534535072
>they'd probably need to make it 5-6 shots before burning out
that's fine, it'll still be good

>>534535326
I think if I had a "Big Talon" I would go with the Dagger as a secondary, just to give different options

>>534535930
I remember this idea. It's a really good idea.

Stop coming up with new weapon ideas, the game is absolutely bloated with a shit tons of guns already

>>534536273
We need a primary version of the Talon because we don't have a gun that fits that niche.

>>534535978
>hammer
I recognize the other two, but wasn’t the hammer a motorcycle? What does it have to do with las weaponry

>>534536356
How would they balance the talon? Just the talon with a smaller battery? Lower rpm?
Reading the stat page it’s superior to the scythe and sickle but that might be misinterpretation or just the kind of game HD1 was

>>534536273
I want an arc cascader gun.
>support weapon and backpack
>weapon has an ICE pack that heats up with use back pack comes with 2 spares
>back pack also offers wearer 50% arc resistance while wearing
>weapon throwers out a cone of arc damage in a continuous stream that chains outwards in a tight 2m radius from each target to the next
>does 175 DPS per seconds while trigger is held but has no stun nor DoT
Just an electric death hose with a bit more range then the flame thrower but none of the after effects.

>>534536818
A backpack that works as an auxiliary heatsink would be based.

>>534536741
300 damage, 7 shots and takes 1 second to cool down like the talon per shot . Also staggers more so you can knock shit back while shooting n feather enemies back.

>>534536372
Hammer is my own bullshit name for a big Talon marksman rifle. Solely for the "Hammer & Sickle" soviet theme. Because laser tech comes from the bots. It could just as easily be called the Lance. Or the Scalpel, or whatever. I'll not super attached to the name just the concept.

>>534536273
No fuck you I want more lasers

>>534536273
I want a double barrel shotgun primary.
Like give me half of variables full volley, and make it a stupid fast reload. Just atomize whatever you click.

>>534537180
>Because laser tech comes from the bots.
?

>>534537259
The bots have advanced laser tech. Super Earth uses their tech to make their own

>>534537367
>Super Earth uses their tech to make their own
?

>>534534373
It came to me in a dream, anon. You'll just have to trust me.

>>534537505
??

>>534537505
>Turtles, all the way down: The Post

>>534537707
I have no idea where you're getting this idea from. It just looks like another Automaton brain headcanon thing all over again.

D10 Bug
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244570396656/76561198101784777

>>534538174
>It just looks like another Automaton brain headcanon thing all over again.
?

>>534533635
3/4 again

>>534538261
People headcanon that the Automatons run on harvested human brains as CPUs, despite there being no actual evidence of this anywhere in game. It's something that someone brings up because they think it would be cool, and then people start treating it like an actual fact because they've heard it repeated too many times.

>>534533635
3/4, we need (You)

>>534538407
Its been directly debunked as a headcanon.

>>534538621
isn't baskinator a fat ugly troon janny with absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?

I don't care about the potential stats of any more laser weapons they might add, I just want them to be fire actual fucking beams instead of being ballistic weapons with yellow tracers masquerading as energy weapons

>>534538782
Cope all you want. AH has spoken.

>>534538782
>absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?
You know who else has absolutely no hand in the development process whatsoever?

>>534538407
>heard it repeated too many times.
?

>>534539083
not us, we scream at lurking swiggers and force them to do as we bid all the time

534539152
534538261
>Hes doing the ? bait again

>>534539152
When people that don't know much about something, they can't tell the difference between something real, and something someone just made up on the spot.
If people say things like "The Illuminate were originally humans" enough times, some idiot is going to assume this is true, and then panic when people start asking them where the hell they came up with this from.

100-day bug fix patch when?

>>534539462
Not happening

Ready for another instant loss, Helldiver?

What I also don't get is that some very vocal people like some of you cry more than a 12-year old going through puberty about the game being "t0o EaZy aNd No LoNGer ChAlLeNgInG", yet you're clearly still playing the game and crying your feelings out on 4chan like a child who didn't get the Spider-Man toy he wanted for Christmas.
My point is: If Helldivers 2 is as mindlessly boring as you say it is and requires zero effort even on Super Helldive, then why would you not go play something else? Since you're clearly too good, according to you.

>>534536259
Thank you! The designation even wrote itself
>las-69

>>534540317
God, I hope so. Anything to punish the retards still playing this shitheap.

>>534540525
Probably can't afford new games

>>534540525
>crying your feelings out on 4chan like a child who didn't get the Spider-Man toy he wanted for Christmas.
I'd like to start this off by saying I'm not one of the guys that does this, but imagine if you bought a game that you really liked playing, only for someone to come along and change the rules to the point where it was an entirely different experience from the one you bought and enjoyed, and then when you tried to ask them to revert the changes, they told you to get lost.
In that case, wouldn't it make far more sense to ask for the developers to just make a new game that plays like how they want, instead of changing their current game into something different at the expense of the playerbase that is here for what it already is?
>If Helldivers 2 is as mindlessly boring as you say it is and requires zero effort even on Super Helldive, then why would you not go play something else?
Basically the crux of the argument is that they wouldn't have to play something else if they didn't "make the game easier to pander to normies" and "turning their game into a different experience than what they paid for", which I will admit, is a problem that I've seen happen before.

I just want the jank to get fixed, and the weapons, armors, boosters, and strats to feel like they all have some kind of use case and aren't overshadowed or redundant. A superhard difficulty is something that you could add later, and I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I feel like people have their priorities backward for a lot of things.

How the fuck were they expecting us to take four planets in a single MO, one with an even smaller time limit?

>>534541716
They wernt. The bots are joels favorite faction so it rigs it in their favor every time.

>>534541716
In case it wasn't fucking obvious, they're setting the stage for a major disaster so that they can suckoff the xbots and make them feel like they're our saviors.

>>534542169
This guy gets it.

>spam hellbomb
>die 7 or 8 times
>YELLOW KILLS
you may remember me as a shitter, but the history books will call me a hero.

Attention MO workers,
>>534541826
It has come to my attention that (You) have fallen behind on your assigned quotas. (You) have been given a simple and attainable goal, I will not tollerate this disobedience for much longer. If (You) do not redouble your efforts immediately, I will be forced to take punitive action.

>>534542169
Could they not do that with an achievable MO where the goal is us preparing for an onslaught that we figured out in advance that finally hits when the xbox players join?

>>534542265
>I will be forced to take punitive action.
Like what Dukat, another forced loss? Perhaps with a side of another pathetic attempt at irony?

I wish Valve still did fun collabs with big games on Steam. It could be fun getting some items that would fit or have been made to fit from their games in HD2.

>>534542309
No. Consoletards don't read. All they're going to see is:
>We lost a bunch of MO's recently
>then we suddenly started winning once the xbawks players joined in
>surely the addition of more consoletards is what saved the day!

>>534542464
Wrong image, I'm gonna kill myself.

>>534542583
The red tape should have somewhere around 100%-200% extra health but do literally no damage.

Dino faction
>it's dinos I don't really need to explain
>make them unique by being the pure melee faction and giving bugs more ranged attacks

Dissident faction
>rebels, terrorists, flesh devastators, traitor Helldivers, mechs, FRVs, tanks, pelicans
>bases made of salvaged destroyers and pelicans
>helghast subfaction

Covenant vs Flood faction
>you fight the covenant but flood outbreaks keep happening
>all the ayy spawns get replaced by flood spawns as the timer proceeds

>>534542583
>Worst item
I remember one time some engineer set up his sentry to a spot he cant reach without sentry jumping and stabbed the engineer and destroyed the exit with this thing on his buildings. The incredibly slow sap and constant *BEEP BEEP* mustve been torture for him.

OH BOY IS THAT A STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY
CAN'T WAIT TO DO NOTHING

Is there a mod that replaces all the shrieker sounds with cliff racers?

once ORS goes back to its no fun allowed cooldown I'm never bringing it again. Enjoy it while it lasts bwos

>>534543117
Strategically rigs you to lose*
Sorry, helldiver, looks like youre soley responsible for this loss. My GM skills are infallible :)

>>534542973
The fourth faction will be necromorphs

>>534543165
no but that's a pretty cool idea, I wish it existed

>>534543117
Sorry kid, should've had 90% of the players on the planet the second the side mission dropped
Here, now I will make the main MO double impossible for failing.

>>534543301
the voteless and fleshmobs are your store brand necromorphs

>>534543445
Great Value*

>>534543261
I don't even really like it while running 2xcopies with hastened cooldown. It's obnoxious watching it target the wrong thing. I'd rather use OPS.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244575739088/
any

>>534542265
Uhh yeah sounds like a reddit problem.

>have great success at Phact Bay
>about to cut off an entire sector
>MO makes everyone fuck off to the other side of the galaxy for an OFFENSIVE operation
Really accurate simulation of dealing with upper management

So what? Nothing else for this month? Just the epoch spread fix and shitMOs?

>>534543525
4
captcha: HAPY4

>>534543671
it's not even tuesday yet buddi

>>534533635
ggz tards
https://files.catbox.moe/wev097.mp4

>>534544052
actual real life gremlin

>>534543301
>>534543445
Necromorph illuminate would be their equivalent of pred strain.

>>534543525
3

>>534546145
4

>>534501754
there was a gits sac episode roughly like that, some nerd had a buddy upload his mind to the tank he developed after his body died.

>>534546431
The game's soundtrack really ought to just be calliope music.

>>534543301
>>534543445
negromorphs

>>534546463
>The love of your life is in a horrible accident
>Unable to save her, they upload her mind into a tank because it's the only viable thing they have on hand
>She still loves you despite everything
Would you still love your giant battletank wife?

How did we fail the SO?

>>534546909
It would be more convenient than loving a light cruiser...

>>534546898
Ay yo gibs me dat flesh an shiet!

>>534546431
>>534546695
https://files.catbox.moe/zuoidw.webm

>>534546909
sounds like an improvement to me

>>534548465
Good shit. Man I want a mod where the mechs and FRV have a radio like in battlefield vietnam and our options are like a news broadcast, endless inspirational quotes, or clown music.

Haha I guess we're kinda like diving into hell, innit

dead game
dead thread
dead general
EoS cannot come soon enough

>>534550546
Wait ... Say that again
:D

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244582865962/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.

>>534550857
>EoS cannot come soon enough
its already there, the leviathan update was a joke in terms of content quantity.

>>534550546
Don't like them squi'ith doivers. Strange folk; comin' round here with betentacled brides. Sod the Ministry of Truth, I don't trust a mollusk with breasts.
That's the way of my father and it's going to be the way of my son. Aggressive mimicry I's say. I won't trust them birds no matter 'ow many times they vote.

>>534551673
2/4, get in!

>>534552078
Negative.
I'm sorry!

>>534551673
1 more needed.

>>534551673
4/4, alive game.

Beatings with the stick will continue until the playerbase uninstalls or learns to jump through Joel's hoops.

>>534543525
gg

>>534535126
Nah it should be called the “Claw.” I.e bigger version of the talon and looks like a lasgun, claw like claw of the aquilla

>>534552637
I think we should all go on strike. Just avoid MOs, deliberately lose the war. What's he gonna do? Shut down the game?

Jet brigade rape in a few minutes

>player count getting lower and lower
>no content till xbox release
>xbox release will guaranteed be a disaster
>time will be spent trying to fix that shitshow instead of adding content
>fortnite straight up copying helldivers
>they will probably pull it off better than the incompetent swedes
So is it fair to say it's actually over now?

GG a complete waste of time

>>534553456
NOOO THE HOMEWORK FOLDER

>>534552957
>Shut down the game?
God, I wish. It would be fucking hilarious to actually have a game punish the players for being retarded.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244585281010/76561198023232654

bots lobby

>>534553316
the 60-day buff patch was the best thing to happen to this game, after which it started to slowly reduce itself to dust, thanks to the constant filler MOs for the DSS (the only time it was ever FUN was the orbital bombardment being an orbital bombardment to the letter)
illuminates dropping was The Big One_1, then a month later it got pretty stale.
SUPER EARTH, OUR HOME fucking under attack, some new ayy units, whatever. squid fatigue.

i remember meridia. i remember the TCS. i remember the creek. draupnir. draupnir...
mechs dropping.

all those moments will be lost, because we're stuck in a dripfed-content timelapse, except the swedes forget to add the content.
its less of a dripfed scheme and more of a "someone shoving a pilestedt of shit through a tube and hoping it reaches the end (player)"

>take a break from the game
>come back
>only 26k helldivers on a weekend
the fuck happened?

>>534555462
my brother in christ, muricans are still sleeping

>>534555462
nothing ever

>>534553316
>fortnite copying helldivers
qrd?

>>534554338
3/4

>>534555462
The game's a buggy piece of shit and we've been handed nothing but dogshit filler MOs since summer started.

>>534555652
https://youtu.be/2P_PS8JyPEU?si=4wKmO68rHKmkTvIh

>>534555462
Shit MOs
No content
Battlefield 6 Open Beta
Nothing COOL happening

>>534555960
holy fucking mog

>>534554338
full

>>534555960
I don't get how this is supposed to be helldivers related at all other than there being a bug-like enemy PvE thing

>>534555960
Well, there's your halo warbond, they just replied to the wrong mail and sent it to fortnite instead

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14392036
me on the bottom

>went to r/Helldivers to check news
>only retarded posts sucking AH again
>create r*ddit throwaway account
>proceed to DM them (picrel)
They deserve it, trust me. You don't want to see their retarded posts.

i dont want to see your retarded posts here either, brownoid.

>>534557563
Kill yourself retard and I am whiter than you

>drop in to random game
>It's a megacity map regardless of biome

Megacity maps are a mistake and are absolutely garbage to play inm. There's nothing wrong with the map type per se, but it's the same shit every game.

call it brown, and it immediately lashes out at you
curious
curious
maybe we could throw it into a zoo?
oh, wait, offices already are zoos, with the amount of pajeets in there.

Saars... wat doo ve doo ?

>>534508385
This but only if said map is on a world and can become damaged and inaccessible by invasion.

>>534557806
Saar, ve must do teh needful and post aryan-intelligence robot porn, saar.
Implingations that she take brown dick up ass and vagene. But no bug cocks, bug is china and china is bloody bastard bastard bloody bastard
And post SC farming lobby. Ve are vite, but ve vill not give swedish monkeys more money than ve already did. Scamcall Center work not succesful lately, saar.

Why am I seeing a reddit post here
Isn't it vorboten ?

>>534557982
verboten***************

>>534557982
some poor attention whore, maybe. ive never seen anything like it

send gogle gift karts saar blease saar ve vant SC

>>534551673
GGs.
And this is what happened.

APC....any day now...

Compendium bug anon again
Still keeping it up, adding a few things that I keep forgetting and then remembering. Really need to keep a pencil handy because I had two yesterday I remembered and then woke up today and forgot. Sucks, too, they were bugs that've been present since the game's release, to be honest.
>Tanks deal tread damage to you when you stand on top of the treads
>Hulk hitboxes desync and are larger than they appear, eating up shots when you try to fire over them
>Team reloaders move slower than the reloadee, causing a few steps to the side to unpair you (probably a feature)
>Joel and Alexus deserve to be raped by roving packs of gorillas

>>534551673
GGs

me on the bottom, doing my democratic duty

>>534558762
BUGS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT

>>534555960
>fork knife has hive lords before helldivers 2

SAAR
I SAID ROBOT PORN SAAR
NOT BUG
BASTARD BLOODY BASTARD
YOU ARE DISGRACE TO HINDHI PEOPLE
YOU ARE PAKISTANIA FUCKER CUNT BASTARD PAKI CUNT

Yep it's brown hour for sure alright

>>534555960
legitimately looks like shit and the feel of it will be terrible too considering it's fortslop
i don't even necessarily hate the game but this should be DOA

>>534558762
why are you white?

>>534558762
>generic big titty anime woman body with a shitty "hunter-chan" face bolted onto it
Its slop but, like, this is worse slop than literal slop.

>>534558949
because white men embrace bug wives

only amerimutts "embrace" bugs as their partner because they're made of oil.
they want to feel the embrace of frying oil all over their body.
thats the reason for it.

Do your fucking job janny, you left a fucking stain

>>534559369
The stupid janny is faster and better at doing his job than Joel or Alexus will ever be.
And HE DOES IT FOR FREE.

has the nerftroon killed xerself yet?

>>534559539
sex with whoever or whatever that is

>>534558762
Would

>>534558879
Race-talk, hornyposting, having trannies live rentfree in their mind
YUP
Except its brownhour 24/7, all the time.

>Kill yourself retard and I am whiter than you
i can smell the curry through the screen

>>534554936
>the 60-day buff patch was the best thing to happen to this game
lol

boring dead game

>>534560245
True and based.

>>534535138
Built for BWC

You guys don't tell pr*dditors to kill themselves ? Unbased.

getting upset at video games i keep playing over and over again just to get upset again and be angry with my fellow internet bros because we are all white and based

Player numbers aren't looking too good. Do we need another buff patch? Maybe they should remove friendly fire, armor values, or just give us 40 lives instead of 20.

>>534561423
Add the rest of the squid factions.
Add more units that are exclusive to D8 and higher
Add more stratagems
Add a regionblock against asians, russians, pajeets and brazilians.

>>534562115
Outsource game to:
>Japanese studio
>American studio
pic your poison

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244593318945/76561199586955078
bots or bugs
2/4

>>534562306
Third option
Kill the game.
AH is already on their way to kill it. Why contain it?

>American studio
Fortnite skins, Snoop Dogg and generic nigger trash being used for skins, PvP mode is added, game suddenly is 200 GB but its all skins and textures for weapon skins. Armor is reskins, nothing new. SC farming is gone, pay up fucko.
>Japanese studio
The game now requires a separate launcher and trying to log into it or making an account is even more draconic than NEXON. All the skins are obvious homages (see - cashgrabs) from other popular titles. Your weapons all have 5 different quality options now, and you gotta roll lucky to get an S-rank Liberator Concussive JUST to have a chance at fighting predator stalkers, cause the other tiers of it dont even have stagger.

>>534553456
How come we lost it?

Well?

posting the same shitty trash bait a few threads later because i am as creative as the swiggers

>>534561423
No. None of that will fix the game but...
CONTENT DOKO ?????

>>534562663
What about:
>Valve
>ID Software
>Capcom
>Microsoft

>>534562494
THREE OF FOUR

>>534563223
>wasp in C
this better be bait

>>534562494
FULL

>>534563342
>Valve
Left in an ever-stagnant stalemate and never touching the game, ever.
You can unlock skins for your guns through gacha boxes, but you need to buy keys to open them. Steam Workshop integration allows basic customisation for sounds and skins, but nothing groundbreaking. Will try to fix bugs and glitches ASAP. Dont expect them to add any new weapons or rebalance them.
>ID Software
Forever stuck in the DOOM mines with Bethesda breathing down their necks, sorry.
>Capcom
Can go fuck off
>Microsoft
Adding ONE thing every 8 fucking months, that has nothing to do with the rest of the game, but its there now. Imagine they added some NPC on the super destroyer, but its just a checkmark. Like a gay queer niggerfaggot latinx south-east-asian filipino that speaks in an australian accent, and is also trans.

Guys I removed my positive review on Steam to rebel against AH because they are lazy af. Did I do good?

>>534560696
Well, all white*
*with the exception of one certain african hominid from pörtügal that has been shitting up this general for one full year.

>>534563336
No, we need to delay the content so we can balance the game again. And the game is too hard anyways, we sorely need more buffs.

talking about some niggerfaggot over and over again is just as annoying as that cunt himself

>>534557495
Go back.

>>534532257
But second world countries are also shitholes. There has never been a point where any countries from second or third world weren't shitholes. The description might not be technically equal but practically it is.

Is orbital napalm barrage the only new red strat we have ever gotten since release?

>>534564012
its also the last stratagem that wasn't part of a warbond

>>534564012
Yes. And the only free stratagems we've got since release are, what? Brap mines, WASP launcher, grenade launcher emplacement, mechs? The HMG obviously, but other than that, eh?
>>534562494
Aight, source on the pic? Cant find it on e621. Share it with the class, big shot.

>>534561423
Porting the low-dif exclusive shit like random turrets around the map or broken hellpods to higher difficulties would be the move
you can tell that niggerhead still niggers their way on nigger difficulties playing like welfare recipients because all of the actually cool neat shit you can find on the map only ever shows up on the niggerfied nigger difficulties nobody plays
joel and alexus deserve to be raped by gorilla niggers, gorillas, niggers, then nigger gorillas btw

I want to use shotguns against bots so bad but their spread is awful at hitting their weakspots even with Full Choke.

>>534543627
Im farming sc on Phact Bay so im glad it isnt off the map yet

>Friends and sloptubers kept telling me hd2 was the best live service game out there
>devs cant even add a new red stratagem or vehicle in months or fix the godawful performance
Thank god they nerfed melee and fixed the fun warp pack extraction bug though, would have been unplayable otherwise

>>534563787
Is that african homonid from portugal on THE list ?

Little reminder that Nirah is a d1GOD

>>534555960
is fartnight still a thing? a buddy got boys in their 18-20ish by now and they quit that shit couple years ago.

>>534564620
>joel and alexus deserve to be raped by gorilla niggers, gorillas, niggers, then nigger gorillas btw
Kind of a mean thing to say considering how many buffs they've given out. Are you saying that more buffs are needed?

>>534564620
They both deserve to be fired desu. I don't know why they keep them. There are much better candidates to replace them 100%.

Getting really frequent crashes now what have the swiggers done :(

Bros... the thread feels like a fucking ghost town nowadays
I blame BF6

>>534565169
Who the fuck is Nirah?

>>534566660
I blame arrowhead for catering to redditors, trannies, and gamerdads.

>>534567018
the queen of /hdg/

Do the bot mortars actually fire anything at you or do they simply cause the radio guy to go WARNING YOU'RE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY every nanosecond

>>534567124
yes

owari da....

>>534563739
Looks like Capcom struck a nerve. Got something you wanna share, anon?

bros I absolutely fucking despise megashitties.

>>534567124
I used to get hit by them all the time in old days. I think they got nerfed in the buff patch because honestly i cannot remember the last time i got hit by them in recent memory.

>>534567182
I'm positive 95% of the "progress" we have made is just them moving the bar themselves.
Who the fuck is actually killing any substantial amount of troopers with ORC?

>>534567303
QUICK! RELEASE ANOTHER BUFF PATCH! THE GAME IS STILL TOO HARD!

Well botniggers, the charbal side order was a miserable failure. What do you have to say for yourselves?

>>534567373
>try a quick d10 with railgun+the freebie+the 30 second cooldown buff
>half the time the railgun's not in position and doesn't lock onto anything because repositioning
>40% of the time it hits a building or somehow just despawns(I still hear the sound effect but not see the targeting laser) and the strat is wasted
>when I finally manage to get it to hit a trooper it at most takes out two in one go even if they're clumped up
fuck this shit.

Guys I think I am gonna create a game that actually lets you do whatever the fuck you want with planets as space conquistadors with turf wars n' shiet
No railroad this time (real)

Nerftranny will keep falseflagging until you finally give him the (You) he's so addicted to

>>534567182
I hate that I can't see any of the stat percentages in game and have to get the stupid companion app.
I'm almost sure that if EVERYONE could clearly see the end result calculations it would make the playerbase organise much more organically rather than all the coordination happening on fucking Discord and Reddit.

>>534567303
Do most people on steam who buy a game play it once and never again? where are the 400k helldivers?

>>534567931
Holy dump of hell

>>534567182
>just kill 2.5m troopers with the ORC
>who knows if MG raiders or commissars count
>oh btw, the cooldown reduction doesn't apply on the strategic opportunity planet for zero fucking reason

Why isn't there a GL that shoots thermite grenades

>>534567931
>AH drops new content
>players come back to play the content
>AH goes back into swigger mode and releases fuck all besides terrible warbonds, awful new enemies and horrible MOs alongside fat bloat patches filled with bugs and shit performance
>uh that bug that made stun perform 10% better than it should? fixed
>no we won't fix enemies glitching through walls that's low priority
>were are all the players???

>>534567931
>most people cared about the galactic war
>its rigged
>omg why did they all leaaaave????
Player narrative driven game by the way

>chink joins
>immediately calls the Pelican
>fortress not done, still a detector tower and jammer on the map
>chink gets on the pelican and extract without the team anyway
What's wrong with them bug people?

>>534567931
SE Defense happened, then nothing else.
They dont know how momentum works and refuse to do anything to keep playercount up high.

>>534567182
>that ORC MO is real
what the fuck?

>>534568553
its le epic troll MO haha!!! swedish joke very funny!!!!!! (please laugh)

>>534568187
>>534568179
>>534568072
I guess you could say the player numbers took a Hell DIVE, heh, for real though, the player count really just dropped in about 4 months, you could blame AH as incompetent as they are, but what the hell is this

I kinda wish more mo's had scuffed shit like the minute-CD railcannon. They should take it a step further and start pulling shit like sending defective support weapons because some factory on a backwater planet somewhere got overrun.

>>534568829
Random walls of text each MO, 95% of them having zero influence on the story and plot points being forgotten about (Termicide 2.0, Database one, the gloom, the jeet brigade factory) isn't content. So people just move on to something else.

>>534567923
all information on the game is player created, the swedes won't provide information because we're in a galactic war

>>534564712
Bots are the precision weaponry faction

For me its

>bots
good visibility/ice world? Scythe
bad visibility/hot world? Diligence
deadeye when I feel like it

>bugs
Breaker spray and pray with full choke
Punisher when I need stagger
Breaker incendiary with duckbill sometimes

>squids
Liberator carbine
Breaker spray and pray with duckbill
Eruptor when I’m running arc thrower

>all of the above
Defender when im running stun lance + PP and ballistic shield, pummeled on predditors

>>534568829
It got super popular from social media because, "OH MY GOD LASERS EVERYWHERE DEATH PATRIOTIC SATIRE MALEVELON CREEK", bunch of people bought it and now the vast majority of those people never came back.
It was essentially FOTM for a lot of people. Comparing the launch numbers to now is just a wrong approach since those players were never going to stick around to begin with.

>>534569901
Its funny how people idolize the creek but those same people demanded buffs that remove the possibility of another creek scenario.

>>534569901
Yeah, I guess this happens to every game except free games maybe

>>534570889
The Creek was hyped because the dark jungle biome fits like a glove for bots combined with the fact that back then people were still not familiar with the game AND it was before we all knew how skullfuck retarded Joel really was

nerf the RR, spear and EAT so people use 110mm rocket pods more just to see how fucking useless those things are

>>534568230
He was exp/rec farming. Joining missions already in progress and close to completion to get the rewards then leave immediately to find another.

>>534571319
>ruin 3 other weapons so people see that a different weapon is bad
Are you retarded?

>>534571371
Gotta be ready for the moment where AH increases the level cap to 200/250/500
...Aaaaaanytime now.

>>534571484
Yes

>>534527363
I think some kind of railgun primary would be cool
Could work like the variable but with greater armor pen, less recoil, but a slower reload and lower mag size.

>>534571484
Well that's how balance patches were before people got tired of Alexus' shit.

>>534571484
i thought you want more difficulty in your game?
by reducing the firepower of the player, enemies are more demanding now!
its the same as if we'd increase the HP on the enemy, isnt it? same shit but in a different coat of paint!

helldivers' leitmotif should play whenever the killstreak skull appears
and get louder higher the number gets

just increase the enemy count
that's all I wanted out of Space Marine 2(inb4 but absolute totally increases the enemy count to make it challenging) and that's all I wanted out of HD2 and neither delivered.
I want a fuckton of enemies.

>>534571950
I wouldn't mind that but most of the trannies here would seethe if any enemy took more than 1 second to kill.

Cum forth, Helldivers.
It's time to grab Tyranny by the pigtails and shoot a hot load of Freedom down its throat.

>>534572193
I WANT A FUCKTON OF ENEMIES UNTIL I CANT SEE ANYTHING ON MY SCREEN

>>534572158
It promotes killstreak seekers which will lead to more fucktarded barrage spamming but displaying your kill count icon to the other divers in smaller icon off to the side with your tag would be a good addition. Especially with xboxers coming. They would love that shit.

When are they going to increase the level cap?

>>534572448
Will I get a new red stratagem if I do it? Like an orbtial napalm strike?

>>534572567
When the tier 6 upgrades are released. Which is never.

>>534532312
>>534534209
I think they should make a pilot themed armor with a passive that massively reduces collision-based damage and launches you from mechs when they explode.

>16 days until literally anything of value even has a possibility of happening
fucking christ

>>534572778
Will never happen because it'll be even more meta than siege ready.

>>534572567
>>534572674
Honestly it would make sense to give us the tier 6 and increase the level cap right when the xboxers come. It will get the player base back to grinding and in the habit of picking up samples. So when we do end up with them in our party we've actively helping their sample count. I know most of us are maxed out but a growing helldiver needs a metric fucking shitbox of samples to reach cap. For a solid 6 months they are going to be going after every sample like a starving rat on a rotten potato.

>>534572942
Would it?
I'm sure some people would latch onto it but if there's literally no other benefits it could fall into a similar niche as the medic armors where people use them as a crutch.
I just think a pilot themed warbond would be fun, and an "Oh shit eject" themed armor would be fun

You're not gonna get a tier 6 ship modules. But you will get more buffs to help accommodate our new xbox brethren.

>>534573347
Anything that will reduce or prevent bullshit ragdoll/impact deaths will be instant meta. I can guarantee you this will happen if they make such an armor.

>>534572963
I wish there was something to spend samples on that wasn't making the DSS friendly fire me.
It's even worse knowing the DSS resets everytime they send it somewhere else so even if I did want to be eagle striked for some reason, it'll probably get moved before anything gets finished.

>>534572919
given how they made that shitty announcement for an announcement of a stream that took 1 hour of hype-up just to have fat fuck 'stedt go "send dudes up my bumhole, now on xbox SOON"
nah.
im keeping my hopium for more important things.
the swiggers spat in our faces with breaking their promises before, i dont trust them no more.

>>534571319
I like rocket pods

>>534573785
it's okay, there's some guys with retarded taste everywhere
like there's people that cope about smoke or EMS being good

>>534573347
A vehicle armor would more like
>reduce cooldown on vehicle by 10%
>increase ammo capacity by 10%
>increase top speed by 10%
Nothing game breaking or needing to add entirely new mechanics. Simply tweaking a few of the numbers.

>>534572253
Increased enemy stats is a really shitty way to do difficulty in games.
Give me more enemies, and more dangerous ones.
Give me D13 dante must die mode where troopers stop spawning and it's oops all devastators and berserkers in absurd numbers.
Put some kind of disclaimer that difficulties above a certain tier just exist to fuck with you so if you whine about balance on them you're a retard

This ain't feeling like 0.5s to me fellas I'm still dying from bleed before I can get control again

>>534574246
Yes, remove all enemies and make them only berserkers so bots become just a worse version of bugs

>>534574228
I don't like ideas like this because then vehicles will be balanced around said armor until if you don't wear it you're just worse.
An armor that just makes mechs better is lazy and boring, and also doesn't make as much sense.

>actually try orbital EMS for once
>mission control says in the most exasperated tone that his professional demeanor allows
>firing non-lethal payload
man even he doesn't want me to use this crap

>>534574397
Your english teacher shouldn't have failed you like he did, I'm sorry bro...

>>534574246
>Give me more enemies, and more dangerous ones.
"artificial difficulty! The game is too unfair and toxic! AH needs to fix this right now!" *proceeds to review bomb the game and complain relentlessly until AH capitulates.*

>Put some kind of disclaimer that difficulties above a certain tier just exist to fuck with you so if you whine about balance on them you're a retard
They don't care. They don't care if its optional. If redditdivers think it's hard then they will cry and cry until it gets removed.

>>534574640
Alright, tell us what's your idea of a hard difficulty (hard mode: do it without turning every enemy into a fleshmob styled bulletsponge or making everything one-shot you)

>>534531328
>>534532342

>>534522964
This. We need more trans representation in Helldivers.

>>534574863
Jesus Christ, I've posted the list about 5 times now

>More complex objectives
>more negative modifiers
>tougher enemy structures
>more environmental hazards
>less mission time
>less lives, ammo, or grenades allowed to be carried.
>enemies that are tougher, faster, smarter, and more accurate
>more enemies
>enemies have greater range

>hard mode: do it without turning every enemy into a fleshmob styled bulletsponge or making everything one-shot you
"NO NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE ENEMIES MORE DANGEROUS!!! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!! THAT WOULD BE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY!!! REDDIT TOLD ME SO!!!"

>>534575334
AC and AMR are both in the game though?

>>534575234
three. dee... ANIME?!?!? WHAT THE SIGMA?????

>>534574640
Dude I just played an eradication mission and there were 4 factory striders + 3 new striders on the map at the same time. It was hard bro.

>>534575334
Might as well. AH balances the game around the wishes of the bufftroons. Redditors and /hdg/ would absolutely LOVE a trans flag and some trans representation.

real nerftranny samefagging hours again

>>534575524
>Dude I just played an eradication mission and there were 4 factory striders + 3 new striders on the map at the same time. It was hard bro.
Oh wow bro! that is like so impossible! Like WOW....I'm speechless...FOUR STRIDERS?! No way bro! That would literally be IMPOSSIBLE!!!

>>534575853
Yup.

>>534575234
B W C
W W
C C

>>534575853
You didn't say he was wrong, Mr. bufftroon.

>>534575234
HOTDOG

>>534575434
>"N-NO YOU MUST HAVE ENEMIES THAT ONE-SHOT YOU BECAUSE THIS ISN'T HAAAAARD IF THEY DON'T!!! YOU MUST DIE IN ONE-SHOT EVEN WITH 200 ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>534576160
Thats literally true though. One shot enemies make sense on a mode called "SUPER HELLDIVE". Just be honest and say you want the game to be easy and casual. Just be honest.

d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244607062147/76561198066017633

>>534576341
Yes I'm sure that would be really fun for everyone to instantly die by a stray bullet. By the way, can you name a hard coop game that does this?

>>534574863
>Alright, tell us what's your idea of a hard difficulty
NTA, I'm going to use this as an excuse to tell my idea.
Promote the chaff but not the heavies.
Scavengers become Warriors, Pouncers become Hunters, Warriors become Alpha Warriors, Spitters become Nursing Spewers, Nursing Spewers become Bile Spewers. (maybe Hive Guards become a non-spawning version of a Brood Commander?)
Brawlers become Berserkers, Maruaders/MG Raiders become Heavy Devastators, Rocket Raiders become Rocket Devastators. Commissars stay the same but are spawned more often (for drop call-ins).
I think just more heavies would promote a boring all rocket playstyle while this change would force people to address chaff more seriously while still dealing with BTs, FSs, etc.
Illuminate are not a faction so they don't get a mention.

>>534576770
That's actually a good idea for once.

>>534575459
It's not enough.

>>534575702
uh oh goochi melty

>>534576595
>Yes I'm sure that would be really fun for everyone to instantly die by a stray bullet.
It was fun. I actually started playing this game on release and i played against bots when a stray rocket could kill you if you took a wrong step.

>By the way, can you name a hard coop game that does this?
None. That's the point you NPC retard. This game was like no other. But redditors and /hdg/ just had to ruin that.

>>534577030
Man you're so close to getting it, now I just have to ask you one last question: Why do you think no other games are doing this?

>>534577030
>constantly dying because rocket explosions would phase through solid, unbroken cover and ragdoll you at mach 3
>devastators walking at you, clipping into terrain they wont try to avoid and proceeding to shoot through said terrain
>this was le good actually
ever the retard, mr. moor

>>534576571
full

>>534576770
I still like the idea of getting absolutely swamped by double or triple the amount of chaff, but this would work.

>>534577153
Because they appeal for the masses. So they dumb down the game massively for retarded people. And now AH is fully in lockstep with that mindset.

You're wasting your time arguing with him.

>>534575908
You need help and meds son.