Thread 534514876

They know edition

Previous Esoterica: >>534487803

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You know how asriel and chara had a kinda abusive relationship? Where Chara was really mean? Could Dess and Kris have an inverse relationship? Where Dess, the monster, is mean to Kris? Which is why Kris is always pranking noelle?

Another thing I thought was that, since Kris is a human, and the SOUL is not his SOUL, could Kris have gotten the soul and done a reset? Or is the implication he always had it

I didn't pick up on the time signature weirdness the first time I heard The Third Sanctuary, am I a brainlet?

have a FUCKING good rest of your day

I shouldn't be here. I'm a 23 year old brown man from Bangladesh, I have no business being a fan of undertale or deltarune. I keep trying to stay away from the fandom, but I can't. It keeps pulling me back. I find myself browsing /utg/ everyday. It died down a while after chapter 2, but it has come back stronger than ever before after the latest chapters. What do I do with myself

Fave gained 150lbs and has a big sexy fupa now (or their current fupa is bigger and sexier)

>>534518654
i'm about to turn 28 settle down kid

oh
what
why were there two threads

>>534518908
Fave now weighs 151 lbs

if dark worlds were real but only known to a select few what kinda social dynamics do yall think would form between those who know about them

Schizo ramblings about Pippins anatomy because the universe decided I should think about it.
What if despite their physical sex determining certain factors like the sound of their voice or their external physical appearance there are still a few internal things that are left at the mercy of RNG? Such as how Fujo doesn't have a uterus but Battat seems to have the male version of it and can get pregnant?
It makes me wonder which are all the other organs and functions that are a result of their RNG roll at birth, if any, or if it's just the 50/50 on whether they will get bitches pregnant or they will be bitches.

>>534518654
Have you ever looked into Jesus Christ of Nazareth?

30 year old stay at home berdly: kris my fair theydy for dinner tonight we are trying the 5th blonic the hedgetrim chili dog recipe from the blonic the hedgetrim cookbook you got me for haunakkah

>>534519213
I'm imagining a fat as fuck Rabbick

Returning big pipis for "new" thread.

>>534519231
Epsteintown would be a thing.

Returning the idea of a punch-out Gaster fight because I thought it was cool

>Punk rock girl
>dies tragically
>Comes back as a ghost with crazy strong powers
>Antagonist to MC
>Catchy theme
>name includes ember
New Dess lore.

After adding and talking to random people who put art near where I live on wplace, it's felt extremely reassuring.
It feels like I've kind of known these people my whole life or for a very long time and are on the exact same wavelength. It's weird in the nicest way possible to have this connection with a stranger, especially when it was something I wanted recently after playing chapters 3-4.
I've come to the realization that there's something that connects us all together even if we can't see it or don't display it and none of us even know about it.
Makes me a bit sad that there's no real way to know about this connection either besides random moments like this, but happy that it's happening at all. It makes me feel less alone.
Is this the power of DELTARUNE?

>>534519050
Would be the best vessel ever.

>>534516238
Some motherfuckers need to get it through their thick skulls that they're not playing Undertale

>>534519418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kr7wL7nUg

>>534519418
>punch-out Gaster fight
Wait what? Was this talked about last thread? I missed it but it sounds so awesome, can you fill me in on the details?

>>534519336
It was napstablook and his hat

I think Eram/ICE-E is a result of Dess harming it severely in the dark world, that Gaster/Friend given life to it to be a punisher in the light world. While… also foreseeing unexpected developments with a certain man caught with pizza in his pants.

>>534519425
The last time someone took this kind of autism too far... well, lets just not let that happen again.

>>534516995
Added a bit more
https://files.catbox.moe/nj063r.png

>>534519642
better than kralsei doebeit

>>534519562
I’ll just repost it here

>final boss
>Gaster takes off his gloves, squares up
>the queen punch-out minigame comes back
>clap for peak fiction

Business partners
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https://files.catbox.moe/cfhjci.mp4

Bad news.
I wont be able to host jackbox or gartic phone this weekend.
Someone else host it and send me all the funny stuff you guys draw next week please.

Has anyone noticed that the secret bosses of one and two told you how you get their best items?
Jevil said you gotta play the numbers game, reduce the numbers to zero. And Spamton said he wanted to be removed from his strings.

>>534519481
Comes prebuilt with the muscle memory to beat Mike tyson

>>534519494
No, dess was absolutely a bully. Every single interaction we've heard about between them involved violence. She was never nice to him. Toriel was right to hate her.

>>534519793
I'd be sad but I'm backed-up on so much work and study it'd probably be best if I took a break from jackbox this weekend.

>>534519425
Haven't grimaced this long at an image in a long time, and it's not your fault. Jesus, man...

>>534519890
Mike...
MIKE tysons Punch out for your freedom.

>>534519750
Oh I see, that sounds like it'd be pretty fun I would like that

>>534520021
Harder than any secret boss Toby could come up with

<3

New spamtenna pipis fankid has hatched

Between... there is a room between...

>>534519990
I was here for this

>>534519990
In the meantime I'm working on a new kind of game night stream that will probably be lame but maybe it will be cool if I can get it to work right.

>>534499914
If Rudy wasn't married I would have been super duper into him. Thin older men are the BESTEST and he vaguely reminds me of my #1 yume husband. However, Tenna would have overtaken him too easily because I'd rather robots than furry creatures.

>>534520306
I was, too

Why is Tricky Tony being so fucking cagey with Papyrus? Does he hate my goat?

>>534520221
WAHOO *triple jumps into the painting*

>>534519642
giwtwm

>>534520419
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBwYm4hHJMU&list=RDXBwYm4hHJMU&start_radio=1
___
welcome to sans' shopperia!
your one stop shop for all your worldly desires!
at least... that was the intention.
WHY IS IT SO EMPTY IN HERE?
okay, anons. i'm gonna need a couple of you to give me some ideas for shop layout. what the fuck are we selling here?

>>534519727
Don't open it...

>>534519170
It's more of a race thing... Third world trash like ought to feel out of place amongst an overwhelmingly white fanbase... And if that wasn't a problem, there's practically no one on this part of the world that I could ever yap about deltarune with in real life... 95% of the people MY AGE have never even heard of undertale... I'd be lucky to find someone who knows that Pokemon is a game franchise... And even if they know of undertale... They won't have delved nearly as deep into the rabbithole as me... They probably wouldn't even know Gaster...

>>534520676
Weapons, arms dealing gets you somewhere in this glooby world

>>534520676
Monster condoms

My theory about 1225 easter egg and the tree egg being related is that dess might actually be the forgotten man represents kris hiding their trauma of being molested by Dess. Kris was molested by Dess while out of the forest where they regularly did it behind a tree. Asgore then found out and killed her in anger with his truck. Asgore attempted to cover it up but toriel found out but because it was for a good reason she decided to hide the truth from the december family and divorced asgore without telling anybody the actual reason. Meanwhile Kris has to bury their trauma and are scared to tell anyone what actually happened. Then carol found out about the whole thing and decided to threaten asgore and kris to work with her or she will tell the truth. In exchange she made them enact plan to ressurect dess which made her dust come to life in the dark world. However as explained by ralsei darkeners exhibit traits depending on the fountain's creator. Kris demanded by carol attemped to create a dark fountain to bring back dess but because she was kris's assaulter and kris still had lots of trauma Dess turned into a monster. Now Kris regularly is forced to work with knight and get groomed by her by going to the bunker everynight to get molested. Kris got tired and decided to steal soul from gaster during the vessel creatio scene so they could get the power to stop being molested by dess.

Some more evidence:
>The forgotten man gives eggs to kris. Eggs could represent ovaries and sexual reproduction.
>the chapter 3 room being called "mancountry" could represent kris losing their childhood when they got molested
>"you couldn't find your hand" might reference to the fact that kris was forced to finger dess.
>non-binary people tend to have experience with sexual trauma. This might be why kris is nb.
>this maybe why ralsei is so weirdly submissive and masochistic. He could represent what kris was like with dess.

Does anyone have any otheer evidence to back this theory up?

>>534520703
they have cum lips because i forced them to suck my BWC

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>>534520792
people really need to stop using the word "theory" when they mean "cool fanfic idea"
you don't actually believe this is the direction toby's going to take

>>534520676
A surprisingly diverse selection of ready-meals

>new official art of Flowey for the 10th anniversary concert
>he is playing a triangle
>like the delta symbol
>the triangle is on a string

Who the FUCK is Mike

>>534521007
anon, are you pasting the links manually every time? why is the first worldoftext link fucked?

>>534521132
Mike is definitely a cowboy

>>534521132
The png of a microphone in the mike room

>>534520393
Papyrus might have a legitimate nightmare of a twist. Since he has tons of Dess-related things going on.

>>534520676
TV Milk

>>534521182
oh oops, i copied from last thread and didn't see it was messy

>>534520676
Mystery meat (don't ask what kind of meat it is).

>>534521132
mike cock lmao

Deltarune but the ending is written by Genndy Tartakovsky

Vessel will call me Father.

>>534521358
the buttcheek peek between the thigh gap is absurd

>>534521358
transparency, bro....

>>534521084
Anon, he’s meme posting.
We all know the King’s Chariot cannot be stopped by evidence of manslaughter.

>>534521007
I wanna sit Fujo on my lap and massage and tease her tiny nub boobs while we watch yaoi porn together

>DECEMBER
>I HAVE NAMED THIS NEXT ONE
>”HAPPY TOWN”
>I WORKED VERY HARD
>ON IT
>PLEASE LISTEN

>>534521132
This guy.

>>534520676
>>534520739
>>534520760
>>534521089
>>534521305
>>534521328
your suggestions have been heard. please standby for renovation

>>534519235
>there are still a few internal things that are left at the mercy of RNG?
I like to believe there's a 'standard' in how a pippin (at least a 6 faced die) will look like, like having two arms, two legs, three fingers, two eyes, etc. Their rng only acts on small stuff, like their organs, and even then it's not exactly normal for a male pippin to have an uterus or a female to not have one. In that sense, both battat and fujo are the weird ones in the bunch (adding to both being the only pippins with different colors). It's was more of a bad luck to get their organs fucked like that. But since most pippins are easy-going they don't really mind it at all, since there's more important stuff at hand like GAMBLING and getting drunk until they pass out. They love beer because of the strong flavor, actually pippins love food with very strong flavors like meat (red) and spicy/salty stuff

>>534520165
I like it

>drawing deltarune art on wplace
>add my discord tag for the hell of it
>immediately added by 12 year olds
>remove discord tag

when did this fandom get absorbed by children. i pay a mortgage.

>>534521328
Is this the kind of meat being processed in wingsters illusive “meat factory”?!

>>534520792
I forgot to add that dess molesting kris might be a parallel to the weird route. In the weird route, we the player make kris molest noelle. Even if you dont believe the rose was intended as an allegory it still work as a parallel to how dess is grooming kris to be their human dildo.

>>534521874
Jokes on you, the people that added me and I added were in their 20s.

>>534521874
did you really expect a game with gays in it to not have underage xitterfags around

>>534521912
But why is Papyrus a real person?

>>534519474
Hot

>>534521874
someone is drawing Error Sans by my house

BPDess continues to get worse, and has no regard for the Kwisp

>>534521874
>12 year olds

>>534521775
i'm getting closer to assigning the common Dark World NPC species as classic Tolkien fantasy species
pippins are a bit dwarven
well actually Lancer digs holes but diamonds are gems so I guess diamonds/spades Darkners are closer in general

>>534521978
It doesn't have gays in it. Stay away from Tumblr, they'll rot your brain.

>>534522149
Is she playing five finger filet

>>534521912
I get the impression that Dess was violent than sexual, and then when Kris saw that if he acted more like her, Noelle liked him more. So he keeps proceeding it till the Ferris wheel, which Dess saw and remembered.

>>534518654
you must draw

am normally a krusie enjoyer but this is cute

>>534520703
Why is Ralsie snowballing kris

>>534521891
I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK

>>534522232
With Kris’ hand, yet. She’s too much of a bitch to use her own.

>>534521874
>when did this fandom get absorbed by children
Let me guess, you got into DR before you ever saw UT

>>534521582
>...dude, it sounds AWFUL
>Even your cat makes better music!
then camera focuses at IMAGE_FRIEND who is playing a vinyl record of Meat Factory

>>534522163
>dess walks up to a random citizen in hometown
>”EXCUSE ME SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN A 13 YEAR OLD BOY AROUND HERE?”
>”I WAS PLANNING ON DOINKING HIM IN THE WOODS”
>”IVE PRINTED OFF THE MESSAGES RIGHT HERE, AND AS YOU CAN SEE IVE BEEN CARRYING MOST OF THE CONVERSATIONS, THAT LITTLE TEASE”

>>534518908
is this anon trying to make me draw fat of fave

good early morning /utg/. how you doing?

>>534518654
Weak shit, I'm a 30 year old man from Serbia who regularly cusses out and throws rocks at gypsies, step your game up king

>>534522587
>Meat Factory
MUS_SMILE

>>534522149
bpdess is boring if kris is constantly being victimized and isn't egging her into doing increasingly heinous shit

Oneshot is better, and does the player-player character relation with dignity.

>>534522568
i played UT but i didn't love it. thought it was fun but i was fairly consumed with college at the time. i now have a great deal of free time and a desire to see the television and mailman frotting.

>>534522834
based fellow oldfag in the thread.

>>534520792
>The forgotten man gives eggs to kris. Eggs could represent ovaries and sexual reproduction.
If they do. What is Ralsei is the lonely egg in the fridge and the forgotten man represents the other child.
People that could’ve existed and remained unborn, yet alive. A contradiction.

>>534522891
oneshot is a complete game. deltarune isn't

>the knight standing in front of a white door at the top of the stairs
>ball fortune hinting that the knight could be friend (chair gonna kick your ass)
>schizo mike theory hinting that friend could literally be gaster
>the knight has extremely skeletal features like a visible spine and ribs.

>Someone drew a papyrus near where I live
>Some other person drew a sans half a day later right next to him
wplace has only brought me joy
if only we could all be better friends

>>534523027
Here you go: https://youtu.be/Q9ajtVG8WZk

>>534522362
Pic is kinda sweet

>>534523194
Any knight theory video that frontloads dess I immediately click out of.

>>534522971
My man

>>534523301
Dude. Watch the thing. It explains how the knight works since Friend is controlling it somehow.

do you think Kris has made deez nuts jokes with Dess's name

https://files.catbox.moe/7o0fu1.png
sus foot

>>534523027
that's gray though

>>534523474
probably not
I think she was missing by the time that bit was making the rounds

>>534523002
I just remembered that the titan (which are very similliar in appearance to the knight) spawns fetuses. Remained unborn but alive.

DessMolestedKrisTheory is real

>>534523187
I was pleasantly surprised by the number of drawings in my tiny town

>>534523726
He wouldn’t, but what would be your reaction if Toby did

>>534523650
Nice AI sloppa lol

>>534522712
>"Oh yeah I think they're right over there"
>Point to Kris who's mid stride like the Patterson Bigfoot film

>>534523650
I fucking gagged and had finished eating not long ago, fuck you

>>534520676
>>534520739
>>534520760
>>534521089
>>534521328
alrighty. the weapon stand is set up, the fridge is cleaned out... the magnum condoms are up on the countertop for everyone to see.
now for the details. what weapons is sans selling?
i'll be adding meat to the freezer as we go. dubious meats galore will soon follow

There's a giant Spamtenna piece literally right next to my house on wPlace. Why... this suburb has nothing notable in it

>>534524110
He's selling a straight up nuke

>>534522834
29 years old man form Hungary here. Hello, neighbour.

>>534523021
You said that 4 years ago. Stop making excuses. There was no reason to hide the final prophecy or the appearance of the Angel, but to let the characters see perfectly.

>>534523964
Yea it's great
>>534524041
Kekekeke

>>534524240
i was not here 4 years ago

>>534524207
You never truly know your neighbors I guess. My town has barely any Deltarune stuff in it, lame as fuck.

>>534523726
Not sure if that works.
“Don’t forget” is sung in the perspective of Dess’ fetus and the only merch of the potential mystery singer is…
The Asriel-looking kid.
So… Kris isn’t the father… Thank the LORD, Jehovah.

>>534524110
"Authentic" Replicas of the Lance of Longinus and fully transferable M16A2's

>>534523939
>chapter 5 egg room has something "accidentally" reference an sexual innuendo and quickly gets patched like with the rose scene.

>>534524110
>now for the details. what weapons is sans selling?
A guan dao, a metal baseball bat, and a halberd. For funsies
The little bastard would also sell those Russian blood candies as chocolates and trick Kris with them

i think if i took a shot every time i found spamton in wplace inexplicably staring up at me from reaches of the planet that only gods eyes have seen i would experience an alcohol poisoning so profound theyd have to name it after me

>go to /co/
>Black woman x white man thread, shat up by trolls
>White woman X black man thread, shat up by trolls
>ginger pedo thread
>regular pedo threads
>generic political seething threads

I don't know what I expected, I should have stayed here.

DessMolestedNoelleTheory is real.

>>534524110
An H and K G11, no idea how he got one

>>534524110
He's gonna be selling nunchucks, ninjato, shuriken and explosives

>>534524612
Black goat X white man thread, blessed by good posters

>>534524416
It’s just an MS paint drawing of a desslester comic the egg man hands you

>>534522163
Burning Dess and the femanonces it spawned to death

>>534524240
The prophecy wasn’t hidden. Just never properly explained.
The angel is inside Kris.
The angel will be inside the girl.
To signal their love.

The angel’s heaven is banished. BUT, the angel is also banished in that heaven, according to the original prophecy. So those two are the tragic sacrifices.

>>534524614
I wonder how many people toby just blocks on socials for asking him questions like that

>>534524845
I... wish...

>>534523287
jongler's working that mike charm on you

>>534524864
RAPING Dess and the femanonces it spawned to LIFE

>>534524612
/co/'s the worst media-related board we have.

>>534524864
>femanonce
I made a term I’m famous

Kris is the girl
Dess is an amab human
Toriel killed Dess with her car because she got Kris pregnant
Gaster was the doctor that terminated the fetus

>>534525170
>Smooches you

>>534524867
>"banished, the angel finally meets it's desire"

I can interpret this two dfferent ways but I am pobably a schizo:
GASTER is the angel and that would explain why they wre like "What the fuck is that why does it look like that?" Banished, he will finally meet "his deltarune"

The PLAYER is the angel, and since we wanted to see who gaster is since Undertale, now we will finally meet him after our "banishment".

>>534525151
yeah that's true. traditionally it's been /a/ but i truly cannot stand stepping foot in /co/ as of late.

THEORY:
Tenna didn’t actually have his arms cut off, they just kind of did that

We finally got Kris. We're safe now.

Deltarune isn't a real game until there's a racing minigame with drifting and Eurobeat music.

>>534525425
>Kris in gay baby jail

>>534525151
Sad but true. When even /aco/ has better discussion sometimes, you know you are cooked.

Deltarune's ending will be complete nonsensical and alienating to any players who have not participated in datamining, theorycrafting, or the general fandom for the last 10 years.

>>534525425
do you think he drops the soap on purpose? and then everyone just has a disgusted face so he has to ashamedly pick it back up

>>534525447
>turn around by Michael wyckoff plays

>>534525447
>he didn't play the racing game in chapter 3
Sincerely and truly ngmi

>>534525425
>Pan to show who he's sharing the cell with
>It's Dess
>SuicidalPixel logo appears

>>534525447
ch5 will be about asgore, so...

>>534524614
Dess molested Kris, then Kris molested Noelle because he thought it was okay to do, because Dess told him you can do this kind of stuff with people you really really like.

Which big animals do wild Pippinses hunt? This is a VERY important question.

Alternative world where Kris KILLS Noelle, Susie and Ralsei at the end, (You), the soul, and whatever's left of Dess before razing all of Hometown as revenge for the prophecy and the surrounding city to the ground and ruling over as the lord of Hometown

>>534525447
Well we could've had Ralsei Rancher but even Susie thought that was too gay

>>534525719
Deer

>>534525652
AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY

>>534525719
>Pippenises hunt
pippin HUH

>>534525742
Woah nice Mount & Blade campaign bro

>>534525832
dyslexic anon..

>>534525292
Remember this man speaking in hands?
Notice that Rouxls Kaard wanted to repair this relationship for “no reason” and he served himself as the link between the two and guiding them on how they move.

Gaster is telling you, he is the heart that guides Kris and Susie. And he desires to pair themselves together. With himself being that link.
Hence “love finds its way to the girl.”

>>534524612
Speaking of black X white

If all characters would turn into humans, what ethnicities do you think they would be?

>>534525719
spamtonlings, tennalings, deer, and nubert

>>534525980
ralsei would be swedish

>>534525719
uhhhhh birds and other flying things (bugs, flying squirrels)

>>534525980
Asgore is already British.

>>534525980
Tenna is mexican

>>534525664
dess molested noelle because i masturbate to it

>>534525980
Kris would be German because they're all autistic

>>534526091
No, he's an american mexaboo because he got a bit too obsessed with cowboys and cowboy culture

>>534526123
>KRISELLE ACHEIVED
>THE ANGEL FINALLY JORKS ITS PENNER

>>534525664
Deltarne if I wrote it.

>>534525980
The Holidays are subsaharyans

>>534526087
I thought asgore was German with “bergentruckung”

pour water into your sockets and plug strips they're thirsty

>>534526376
Goymany is Bri'ish property

>>534526212
Tenna watches the dollars trilogy with spamton

>>534526593
He loves Spamghetti Westerns

>>534525980
Rudy would be that black guy who from a young age aspired to become someone respectable, not necessarily famous, but an upstanding guy recognized by his peers. He was mocked by his peers as a kid for not being black enough, he didn't care. He got into a good school, even served in the military for a few years, genuinely everyone around him likes him.

Only to land a bipolar white bitch who jumps between frigid and hypersexual, and who makes his life a misery.

Noelle and Dess are mixed.

>>534525447
>Eurobeat
Too obvious, and trust me when I say Toby isn't a Car Guy or an Anime Car Guy.
Reasonably good chance he played this SNES game however. The soundtrack slaps incredibly hard also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hru6NR6a_NM

>>534524110
>>534524110
>>534524229
>>534524390
progress is being made, gradually.
this weapon rack'll be full of product by the time i'm through with all the requests.
any ideas for filling the freezer space? maybe we should swap out the eggs on display for something.

>>534526091
>>534526212

You are both wrong, Tenna is one of those mexican guys who got a good education moved to america, and got a gig in the show business.

Later on he became the top dog with his own channel, but he is surrounded by rich assholes who are lowkey racist.

>>534526841
uwaaa just like mother 1

>>534525980
I voice jevil as polish in my head so let’s go with that

>>534526817
Swap them for Gaster chocolate eggs (the wrapper has Gaster's face on it)

Why does Susie bleed?
Why does Susie know how to clean bloodstains?

>>534526091
>>534526714
OH MY FUCKING GOD THESE FIT SO WELL!

>>534526817
Have whole sides of beef hanging in the freezer. Keep the eggs but have a sign with Berdly's face pointing to them

>>534526841
Kris defeats the knight by giving it the twisted sword. It uses it to kill itself and says thank you.

>>534525980
Gaster is Italian with the way he speaks with his hands, rouxls too

>>534526998
Menstruation

>>534526998
Susie bleeding is where the "Is Susie half human???" theory came from.
And she probably knows how to clean bloodstains because her home life is just that bad.

Dess is possessing papyrus

>>534522785
Good morning, friend!
I'm taking my sweet time getting up. It feels great.

>>534527019
Gabagool factory

>>534526817
Don't starve ham bat in the fridge. Make the eggs display one big egg instead

The simple reason why suzy and susie have different names
Suzy in undertale is full blooded monster. susie in dr is half human. Therefore different names

>>534527115
glad to hear you are having a good morning! i wish you a very good day fren. :)

>>534526876
Anon does picrel look like a mexican to you?

>>534522785
I spent the whole day being lazy and doing nothing and posting on /utg/
Also I think I might have figured out the secret to the flowers and some of the weird inconsistencies between chapters but I need to cook the theory a bit harder before I drop it.

Susie Gapedsister

>>534526998
Well, it's likely monsters do bleed and all that other stuff.
Doesn't really explain the kid asking Kris if they hurt being made out of blood, but:
The kid could just be stupid and not know monsters are like that as well.
There's different types of monsters (besides the Boss Monster stuff) and they all have different properties and attributes, which considering how fucking weird some monsters can get is entirely possible.

Now that I think about it... what if the main indicator that a Monster is a "Boss Monster" isn't just the age thing, but that they're more human(oid)?
It would be really fucked up but also make sense considering how uber powerful Humans are, the closer to "Human" you are = the stronger you are.

As for cleaning blood then idk, probably bad home life or got into fights and she had to learn how to clean blood off her clothes.
She makes a couple self harm jokes in 1-2.

>>534527208
Thanks! You too! :)

>>534527090
Susie is a quarter human.

>>534527275
i will let you cook your theory, sprinkle some spice on it too while you're at it.

>>534527250
first gen mex kid of a couple moved to the USA, yes.

>>534527523
* It's what they call "you"

You are allowed to swap one character trait of a deltarune character, what do you change

>>534527523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FtD4XJsIXw

https://files.catbox.moe/o4wfj5.png
Elnina if Toby Fox wasn't raped

>>534526841
>>534526891
>Ralsei is Dess’ unborn son.

>When you collect all of the eggs…
>Papyrus also shows up, looking human…

Mother 4…

>>534527637
I could do something really nice for Pizzapants here, however making him a Chad wouldn't really fix his personality and that's like 99% of his issue.

>>534527358
Itd be really stupid to set up a whole thing about how monsters are different from humans anatomically, down to the idea when they die they just fade into dust because thats what monsters in video games do visually, and this fact is used to throw us off when we kill sans for effect... only to just go "Nah man monsters totally bleed now its a normal thing"
I guess boss monsters specifically bleeding would work better but then you have to explain why Toriel and Asgore dont, especially when you can see Toriel double over dying for a minute before dusting and no blood whatsoever

Who was Dess molested by?

>>534527637
>ralsei
>his world domineering trait
i swap it for him being real trait

>>534527637
Sans' existing trait with the better nor being there trait

>>534527775
Grandpa semi

It was implied in spamton sweepstakes 4 and if you didn’t know this you’re not a real fan

>>534526817
>>534526930
>>534527004
>>534527182
we'll continue this another time, but i'll be writing down all the requests i haven't implemented yet.
i hate this, when our first customers come in it's going to be a slaughter

>>534526817
replace one freezer door with one of those obnoxious tv screen doors(it has long since stopped being accurate)

>>534527774
Well if you subscribe to the theory that sans is from the Deltarune universe, somehow moving over to the Undertale one, then it works. Just means the rules work differently here (if that's true).
Plus Susie and Noelle both make comments about bleeding, so it's weird.

who is the faggot thats destroying the whiteboard

>>534527782
But he would lose his magic, and much more tragically have to get a job to pay rent.

MORE on pippin biology and courting: providing food is also a good way of courting. If a pippin is courting another they'll try to win them over with only the best of the best. This act is seen as "providing" your mate food, like a ghost memory of the past when they used to hunt...big plates of red meat with mystery blue sauce is appreciated!

>>534527998
I was about to fucking ask

>>534528031
WHAT THE FUCK ARE PIPPINS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE LIGHT WORLD?

>>534527998
Straight white man

>>534527938
Add some of the official deltarune plushies into the cardboard boxes at the back

>>534527637
Kris is now cracking one liners like a marvel character instead of being silent. Susie says "ass" and immediately gets hit with a "language." When the knight appears they say "Erm... he's right behind us, isn't he?" You're welcome.

>>534528075
A traditional die is a cube with each of its six faces marked with a different number of dots (pips) from one to six.

>>534528075
carnivorous dice

>>534525980
No idea how common this is but I always saw the Dreemurrs in Undertale to be British (Toriel is Welsh, Asgore and Asriel are English; and Chara is Scottish), but in Deltarune they're American now, I just feel like that is the best way to distinguish them in fan comics too but I've never seen anyone else with that head canon before.

>>534528075
anal beads

>>534528027
>ralsei working at mcdonalds dot jpg

>>534527358
It’s because Susie is a mix of human and monster.
The punch bowls at the church signify magic and blood. Because Gaster is both. Monster (Friend) and human (mystery man).

>>534528119
FRISK DID THIS BOSS IN A CAVE! WITH A FRYING PAN AND A TUTU!

>>534527938
Add Some Monster Energy Drinks

>>534528190
"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but this will protect you from almost everything else." -Final Fantasy Tactics A2 description of the recurring Ribbon item in the series and Kingdom Hearts

>>534518908
even assuming Spamton's on the heavier side and made of mechanical puppet parts with metal plating, 80-100 pounds, that would still be double or almost triple his body weight
He'd be very round, but his invisible strings and street hustler strength would help him scamper at a decent pace.
>>534522753
who's your fave?

>>534528292
>No hitting the roaring knight and getting hit with a "I can do this all day."

Would you trust Noelle with a loaded firearm for at least an hour?
Carol probably owns a revolver

>>534528031
Cute! Is this a male specific thing or does it apply to both males and females?
Also I can just imagine all the times a pippins has gathered with their buddies to plan a gambling night right before a special holiday so they can get enough cash to buy a massive fucking buffet of meats to woo the pippins they're interested in the next day. Unfortunately, some of the pippinses to try this method never got enough cash or ended up losing all their money and showed up almost empty handed the next day.

the whiteboard is ruined. This is why we cant have nice things

>>534528119
>Tenna describes Kris’ broken childhood
>welll THAT was awkward

>>534527989
>Well if you subscribe to the theory that sans is from the Deltarune universe
I dont, that ruins more things like his interactions with Toriel. Also he's a skeleton, even if they do bleed that ESPECIALLY doesnt make sense. If DR Mons had organs, would he has a small intestine falling out when he dies? No, because he's still a skeleton they arent meant to have that no matter the logic. I still stand by he didnt bleed and that its just ketchup, specifically actually real ketchup and not the magic kind that disappears on consumption.
I think something like Susie being half human, or having known other humans before Kris is more likely. Maybe she wants to bleed because she hates being a Monster, both figuratively and literally, and her blood in the dark world wasnt real it was just what she wanted to happen. Noelle obviously knows about blood because Kris exists, he's 100% used blood to scare her in a prank or started bleeding in an accident around her before because no one gets out of childhood without drawing blood a few times

>>534528356
good ass armor design, enough flaring fantasy angles without being retarded. kinda reminds me of the main dude from Tales of Arise's armor(do not bother it is not very good)

>>534527998
>>534528591
what happened?

>>534528553
The real question is where would you trust her the least with one. Alone in her sister's room, at the festival, or alone with (you) in the woods? Context matters anon.

>>534528186
I actually like this one!

>>534528693
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86334166-7615-3117

>>534528693
THIS happened

>>534528693
someone evangelion'd it

>>534528356
>Look at you, m’lady, so happy and joyful
>How could you fail your squire?
>And your prince?
>And your fellow heir to the house of holiday?
>Oh, the wheel of fate turns.
>And all you love, shall be broken upon it.

>>534525847
its CANON
the game will end with kris slaying carol as she begs for mercy

>>534527358
>Doesn't really explain the kid asking Kris if they hurt being made out of blood
I swear people who use this as evidence just lack imagination. All it takes is to think, hey, what if monsters are made of blood and "dust." What if the kid heard that humans aren't made of "dust," concluded they must only be made of blood, and asked if that hurts because they associate blood with pain. Hell, doesn't it make the most sense for them to phrase their question as "does it hurt to be made of blood" and not "what does being made of blood feel like" only if they personally associate blood with pain, and had done so before hearing about humans. Because they bleed. Like a monster has been shown to do now, onscreen, without making any particular comment about it, and after acting as if "everyone bleeds" since the game began.
The worst posts are from people like >>534527774 that still haven't processed Toby's FAQ answer about Deltarune redefining Undertale's concepts.

>>534528591
can't the admin just... you know, ban the fagass and remove his layers?

>>534528693
>>534528754
We might want to wait a while before making a new one. The vandal is likely still among us.

>>534528598
Susie cleans up blood stains while being very poor and Toriel doesn’t even know what it is.
Their biology is different. It’s implied by the red punch and yellow punch bowls that Susie has human blood. So when Susie and Sans drink red substances, it’s referencing the kind of blood they have.

>>534528789
autism

>>534528862
admin pls do that

>>534528754
>>534528789
GET FUCKED DRAWNIGGAAAAASS

>>534528789
>whiteboard got destroyed by an irl schizo mad at people having fun
grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF-C2p0b1UQ

>>534528862
I don't know if whiteboard works like that but if it does, in any case I think the board creator is not online right now because the nigger hasn't had their shit removed

>>534528851
I don’t know. That kid also makes us think what a skeleton actually is.
Him being young and curious could mean he’s one of the few that doesn’t overlook the basic things that adults like Toriel are clueless about. Since she never asks these kinds of questions with Kris and Sans. A human and skeleton.

>>534528553
Noelle hunts feral humans in the woods

>>534529020
Apparently it does.

https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86334166-7615-3117
the angel has saved us

>>534529257
ANON NOOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED FOR THE COW TENNAS AND FUJO TITS AND PUSSY!!!

>>534529257
>>534529275
Peace has been restored to Yoshi Island and the princess has been saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waKumDkYrDY

>>534528851
You say this as if Toby hasnt been as coy as he possibly can be about monsters bleeding. We've seen a DR Monster corpse in Gerson, where's the blood there? Why is his dust pristine with no hint of red? Why has there only been blood in the dark worlds, the worlds literally powered by pretend and imagination? Why hasnt a single other monster beyond Susie implied monsters can bleed? Why does the hospital in hometown have no blood-related equipment anywhere? You'd think youd see at least one IV Drip somewhere if they had blood, especially for Rudy

>>534528598
I want to say that Noelle had a line not related to Kris (or Susie) bleeding, where she talks about potentially herself bleeding, but I don't have a screenshot or anything on hand for it.
Susie does mention she "might have ticks" when you examine Noelle's dark world bed which is funny though.
>>534528851
Honestly this is the most likely, and it's simply that when a monster is about to die (or dying) they for some reason don't bleed. Sans genuinely takes a while to die, despite being 1 HP, I forget if you even see him die on screen.

I have issue with the "Susie is half human" thing though, mostly because SHE'S TOO FUCKING WEIRD!
Like how does a half-human half-monster show so little signs of being actually human besides "she bleeds"?
You'd think the human side would make her less monster looking.

>>534529115
Where the hell do monsters come from in general and how are they so varied? It's just kind of something you have to accept.
It's possible that monsters are based off of human aspects or something...
Maybe skeleton monsters didn't exist until humans knew about skeletons.

>>534529115
I should rephrase:
People who think the kid's words mean that monsters can't be made of blood, period, lack imagination. They're using those words as hard evidence for a case that they don't actually prove.
The kids words are fine evidence when analyzed thoroughly

>>534529357
honestly, I am at work so if this IP gets banned, I don't care too much.

The cute Noelle you see when you open the whiteboard is still scribbled out, feel bad for the drawfag that made her

>>534529401
Yeah, you're right. Where's Rudy's IV drip?

>>534529404
>I forget if you even see him die on screen.
You dont see it but you hear it, and he takes about as much time as Toriel does to die so that wouldnt make sense
...yknow now that I made that comparison, could Sans be a boss monster? We dont see his death, and if he is he wouldnt want us taking his soul for more power, so he'd go offscreen to hide it

Sonic sez will save Kris

>>534529605
Chili dogs.

>>534525980
honestly as long as there is no Black Woman X White Man couples, I don't care. Those are undealistic, and don't happen IRL.

who here was the vandal

>>534529404
>Where the hell do monsters come from in general and how are they so varied? It's just kind of something you have to accept.
> Where the hell do monsters come from in general and how are they so varied? It's just kind of something you have to accept.
It's possible that monsters are based off of human aspects or something...
Maybe skeleton monsters didn't exist until humans knew about skeletons. It's possible that monsters are based off of human aspects or something...
>Maybe skeleton monsters didn't exist until humans knew about skeletons.

Gaster created humans and monsters and the titans reflect his imagination and dreams of creating them. Which is why Mike is a cat. And Gaster is a man.

He is literally God in Deltarune. In which the greatest thing to fear is his wrath. And the only hope is his love.

>>534529605
how many decibels

>>534529731
you

>>534529731
Obviously a faggot that never got enouh attention from their parents

>>534529731
probably a froggit poster, they are always shitty like that

>fave becomes real
>you have to physically give birth to them for this to happen
Do you push the button?

>>534529798
thats what the vandal would say
>>534529807
>>534529839
probably yes

>>534529681
I'm naked and I'm masturbating right now

>>534529596
He probably counts as a Boss Monster since he's so strong.
I know if you kill Undyne her soul is stuck around for a little, something only(? I think only, specifics are weird) Boss Monsters can do.
Honestly, I wonder if any Monster you fight that isn't a random encounter could count as a "Boss Monster", or any Monster that's the "big fight" of an area.
Man it's kind of fucked up to have a built in caste system.

>>534529754
At least 20 from the perfidious D*ss H*l*d*y

>>534529751
>It's possible that monsters are based off of human aspects or something...
That's just SMT demons
That's also unfortunately a point in favor of that idea, because Toby doesnt have a single original idea

>>534529731
anno-kun

>>534529446
The church implies monsters and humans are different. With monsters having yellow juice. And humans having red juice. And they also mix them, meaning in-betweens exist.

>>534529847
Asgore
Im a guy so is it a butt baby or do i have to get them cut out of me via surgery? That's what picks if i do.

>>534529847
>Asgore
Not livable his he's full size and I would feel really weird about raising baby Asgore to be my husband like that one movie.

My contribution (soosecklle for eva!)

>>534530084
Butt baby

>>534529731
It was Him.

>>534530098
can you make me a sandvich?

>>534529893
Her soul doesnt stay, her body does, the idea is she's had a bit of DT injected in the past thanks to Alphys, or potentially she's just THAT determined of a person she managed to will in the smallest amount of true DT in that moment. When she well and truly dies her soul goes with her body like every other non-boss
>Man it's kind of fucked up to have a built in caste system.
To be fair humans have the same but inverted with birth defects and such

>>534529937
That’s not from me. It isn’t.
That was from the guy I was quoting to rebuttal against that idea.
Monsters and humans are different creations with a similar main purpose in Deltarune.

>>534529847
Also lemme add that you always survive it, it just might not be fun

>>534521296
>The sinking dread turning to horror as Black Knife slowly turns into Bonetrousle
>We have to kill Papyrus

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being possessed by horrors beyond my comprehension

>>534530235
Well next time double check your post before sending it, idyot

why is Noelle so happy to be there

>>534529401
Those are all fair points. But really, all I wanted to imply is that I think the path of least resistance for the plot currently is that monsters bleed, because it's what we've seen happen with both Susie and Noelle (if you're still sane and trust the filename going out of its way to mention the pixel is blood) and that the bunny kid's words, despite being the most commonly cited piece of evidence against monsters bleeding, aren't enough to disqualify that interpretation

If there's a crematorium past the police tape I'm gonna lol so hard

>>534530084 (me)
>>534529847
>>534530137
>>534530254
I've been though alot of pain, sure a little more can't hurt.

>>534530442
You mean hot?

>>534530467
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>534528572
>Cute! Is this a male specific thing or does it apply to both males and females?
Both! But in this scenario (TV World) mostly male because i'm pretty sure fujo is the only female. She's like fucking Smurfette. She and battat are the only straight pippin couple KEK

so do you fags still remember this

>>534530027
cool fan-fic! when's the next chapter?

>>534528427
>who's your fave?
green pippins

>>534530442
I'd rather he fuck my mom than show me Toriel Asrial futa porn.

>>534530502
>THESE TIRES THEY WILL NOT SQUEAL

... detective cooper

>>534530458
>If there's a crematorium past the police tape I'm gonna lol so hard
I will stomp over to toby's bungalow and cremate him alive if he does that

>>534530383
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?

>>534530619
how the fuck do you know it's futa?

>>534530458
People use the hospital as evidence too, but that's because they don't realize how FUCKED every building is
I will forever use the Holiday house as an example

>>534530708
Assuming just because like there is so much Toriel futa porn. It's just safer to assume it's that.

>>534530708
Because I put it in the filename when I made it

>>534530715
I think not giving the man who has a terminal disease anything to extract/inject blood and other fluids is a conscious choice, but you are correct in that all the buildings are uniquely fucked

sorry i was eating and didn't see the shitfest at the whiteboard! i'm glad it got cleaned, i banned that fag

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>534530715
W.D's construction company doesn't believe in guardrails.

>>534530814
yeah... that's on me...

>>534530715
Is this not normal? My house has a stairway with no railing and even a door that if you open has a 5 meter drop straight to the outside ground

>>534530993
thank you goodmin

>>534530924
It would be funny if the hospital doesn’t actually do anything for Rudy’s cancer and he just goes there to bedrot and for free jello

>>534531080
do you live in luigi's fucking mansion

>>534530682
too late, anon. he already put the Hack Thorn in your mind. you're his willing customer for life now

>>534530924
Problem is we don't know what he actually has, he could simply be dying and there's nothing they can do, him lying about how he "just needs a few more tests".
He's at least healthy enough he can move around and do things for a bit, so he can definitely eat on his own.
Think of poor Berdly on weird route, that fucker is in a COMA and all they gave him was a heater. The hospital might just fucking suck.

>>534523726
The roaring shares a number of similarities with aztec mythology, and the titans are one of them.

In the roaring the earth will crack with fear and the sky will go black, and then the titans appear to weak havoc on the world. In Aztec mythology it was believed the world would end with earthquakes and the sun going out. Then, the female star deities called Tzitzimime would descend from the heavens to devour mankind. They looked like giant skeletons, and notably were also goddesses of childbirth.

>>534531121
>Carol sends Rudy to the hospital as daycare

>>534531121
>>534531186
What if Rudy was never sick and he's just having an affair with the nurse?
Honestly I would too

>>534531239
>They looked like giant skeletons, and notably were also goddesses of childbirth.
So Dess is Papyrus’ and Ralsei’s mother…

ALWAYS REMEMBER Toriel spilled liquid on a very ill man in cold season just because he dared to talk about her husband in front of her.

How the FUCK are people still defending her?

>>534531121
>implying that isn't the case
he's definitely not getting better

>>534531404
I wish I could give birth to Papyrus and Ralsei...

>>534531239
If we
Dig precious things from the land
We will invite disaster
Near the day of Purification
There will be cobwebs
Spun back and forth
In the sky
A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky
Which could burn the land
And boil the oceans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjyqg97lj3w

>>534531446
>incels, when a woman is flawed

Kill yourself.

>>534531446
Pedo women

>>534531125
O YEA !
https://youtu.be/a7xLXzmMutQ

>>534531662
That's Toriel not dess anonces

>>534530552
>i'm pretty sure fujo is the only female. She's like fucking Smurfette
Fucking lmao, I wonder if other areas would theoretically have more female pippinses so if the TV world pippinses were introduced to them the male to female ratio stops being so fucked. Or maybe there end up being enough male pippinses in the gay relationships with the RNG roll of Battat that they might be able to slowly birth and introduce more females to the population.
Hmm, this conversation does make me wonder what's a female specific Pippins courting behavior, if any.

>>534531121
Considering how much money the Holidays have it's a bit weird he doesn't have at home care, even if he really is in that bad of a condition.
Man if we ever see Carol and Rudy's room and they sleep in two fully separate beds, I'm going to cry from laughter.

>>534531239
>If we get all of the eggs, Papyrus shows up in chapter 6 and embraces Dess looking like this.
>Because we’ve collected the eggs, he remembered her.

>>534531738
Same shit

>>534531125
No I live in Eastern Europe so basically the same thing

>>534531543
Dess never got the chance to…
And they were both forgotten…
I wonder if they’re the main inspirations for Chara and Asriel in the original Undertale.

>>534531808
There are some nasty old bitches that live vicariously through Dess trash. No one's doing that for toriel.

>>534531829
Glory to the Putler Administration

>>534531662
incel take

>>534531738
>dess anonces
I think it was just one and there's a very high chance it was a larper too

>tfw will never get smothered beneath 2 tons of fat cat
why even live

How different would the game be if Kris was named Chris?

Carol and Toriel are actually secretly killing Rudy and Asgore so they can fuel their toxic yuri.
Toriel is doing like 90% of the work though and Carol doesn't really give a shit about Toriel, she just wants Rudy dead since she married into the money.

>>534532219
The main character instantly becomes far less distinctive.

>>534531925
All women are like that therefore same shit, God bless men

I have been wondering.

We have a Serbian anon, a Hungarian anon here and considering the guy coined the term "Femanonce" and "nonce" is a British term, we probably have a Brit anon too.

Where are you from, anons? If you don't want to tell country just say EU or US? We obviously don't have Asians here other than that one Indian guy who cmes in to shit up the thread occasionally.

>>534532219
I wouldn't be able to jerk off to a character named Chris. So it'd be worse.

>>534532295
>We obviously don't have Asians here
anon, im korean

>>534532219
Canonically according to this comic from 2009 era 4chan he stays inside and the events of the game are avoided entirely.

>>534532219
Asriel's name would be Claire

>>534532374
Also there's a follow up, because it's still the place that rained.

>>534532331
Really?

I thought most Asians avoid "w*stoid sites" like fire because most of yall lowkey hate us, especially the Chinese and the Japanese. When I translate Korean stuff I get the idea that you guys don't hate us as bad as the others, but I still get the feeling that you'd rather not associate with us...

Something I've noticed is that Dess is the only member of the Holiday family that doesn't have a normal name. Rudy, Carol, and Noelle are all perfectly normal names that you could name your own kid and nobody would bat an eye, but nobody in real life is named December.
Also worth noting is that none of Undertale's main characters have normal names (except maybe Chara)

>>534532575
well anon uh heres the explanation for that
Im korean american :) A banana

>>534532295
I'm mostly a lurker but I'm Swiss, personally.

>>534532586
>name your kid april and nobody cares
>name your kid december and everybody loses their mind

>>534531749
Yeah i think another battat situation could help haha.
>Hmm, this conversation does make me wonder what's a female specific Pippins courting behavior, if any.
Maybe how they present themselves? Outside work were they all wear the same suit, parties are perfect for the females to show off a bit. But since fujo is the only girl and all her role models are male, she just ends up dressing more manly (suits, suspenders, sock garters). Good thing battat didn't mind?
And grooming maybe. While a pippin's head is hard plastic, the rest of their bodies (neck included) are soft like silicone, and some spots more tender and sensitive like neck and nape. Fujo likes to lick battat there

>>534532623
Mutt

>>534532295
>Place I live in not mentioned in the options
It's over...

>>534532695
:'(

>>534532295
>Spoiler
QRD?

>>534532529
VGH... !
SOVL... ... !!
*passes away due to exhaustion*

>>534532668
Acceptable months:
>April
>May
>June
>August
Pushing it:
>July
No:
>January
>February
>March
>September
>October
>November
>December

>>534532586
Chara is so "Normal" that it warps around to fuckin weird. Like how all the DQ protags are either named after what number entry they're from or simply "Hero", she's literally just the shortened version of Character
I still hold onto my crack idea that we'll summon chara into dr by fucking with the game so much the "Char" in the menu becomes "Chara" and that calls her in

>>534532586
That's where you're wrong.
Decima would be the latin name for your tenth daughter if you were very lazy and named her "Daughter #10" because you gave up on unique names five daughters ago.
December has the same root of "ten" and would be a weirder name.

Also you can use it to spell "Decimate" with two extra letters, aren't words fun?

Are the doe posters posting here because of the drama posting

>>534532965
>drama posting
???

>>534532623
Dickhead answer:
So American, got it.

Real answer:
Okay, that explains it. Holy shit it must be late for you, right now.

>>534532808
Of course, if you named your kid "Julius" that would be completely fune.

>>534532529
..fuck I need to go outside in the rain again willingly at some point

>>534532295
Southern Hemisphere here.

>>534533029
Yes it is, Im going to sleep soon anon. The void calls for me

>>534532295
i am extraordinarily american and my mother is obsessed with my potential fraction of native blood, said Woody Friendinside

>>534533029
depends on which half of america in which they're being a half-breed in

I would name my kid Noelle or Susie or Kris (although would probably use Chris instead desu)
Keep asking this question, but I wonder... when is the Kris-Susie-Noelle name wave going to happen...

>>534532717
>Where do you live, anon? Australia?

>>534532808
January should be pushing it because Jan is a name you can have

>>534532808
I hope you reproduce and have 7 sons, all of which troon out and choose unacceptable months as their girlnames

>>534532778
>QRD

watthat?

>>534533092
Real question is who the fuck is gonna name their kid watercooler

>>534533153
Anon breaking out the oddly specific gypsy curses today.

>>534533214
lurk moar

>>534533153
There it is, the most unusual insult I've ever received.

>>534533260
Kindergarten teacher looking at the list of names and they see
>Spamton
>Tenna
>Berdly
Poor bastards.

>>534532808
honestly, is there anything wrong with December? hearing it so often now, I've warmed up to it.
that it has Dess as an abbreviation that doesn't sound like total shit helps a lot. What do you even do with "October?" I'd bend the rules to arrive at "Brie" and just hope I'm never asked about it

>>534533394
You could call yourself Octo

>>534533454
DOCTOR OCTAVIUS

>>534533351
Kill the parents who name their kid pippins.

>>534533310
you don't live around gypsies, do you? They constantly say shit like
"may the rattlesnake suck your blood out"
or
"may you have 10 golden rings but zero fingers"

>>534532001
Probably multiple but I don't care what IT is. They deserve death

>>534533454
I wouldn't leave my house if I were an Octo
or I'd undergo ego death and walk around as "Octavius"

Who’s ready for Asgore to become the saddest mother 3 reference when he dies in chapter 5?

>>534533551
Kris will give up and commit suicide if that happens.

>>534533504
Just on this general topic I think everybody should be allowed one free no-questions-asked name change if their parents name them something weird.

>omori
the big sibling dies
>mother 3
the big sibling dies
>moon rpg
the knight dies
dess bros I dont feel so good

>>534533697
Just reminds me of the guy who sued his parents for naming him gaylord

>>534533504
you only name your kid pippins if you're planning on killing them

>>534533504
>Hating Moby Dick enjoyers
fuck u

Oh to be Doelested

>>534533310
I wish for you to fight for your life when yoou take a shit.

>>534533551
It really doesn't feel like Asgore is gonna survive is he

>>534533734
Fucking idiot doesn’t know you can’t breath underwater

>>534533807
No Pippin and PippinS has an extra s as a difference

>>534533351
I worked at a theme park not long ago. I shit you nor, we had a regular whose kid was named Ralsei.

>>534533759
>chrono trigger
>mute protagonist dies and gets replaced by a replica in another timeline

>>534533734
God I love soosie

>>534533940
frisk...kris
wait...

>>534533940
>mute
he speaks in one ending
This is a real chrono trigger fun fact

>>534534041
>implying kris wont do the same

>>534532685
>While a pippin's head is hard plastic, the rest of their bodies (neck included) are soft like silicone, and some spots more tender and sensitive like neck and nape. Fujo likes to lick battat there
This is so cute (and hot), although that does sound like quite a direct way to tell someone you're interested, huh? Imagine if besides just for showing affection this was also a way of confirmation for a male pippins to know he has secured a partner after courting them, sort of "it's not official until this happens".
And returning for a moment to the bit about how they dress, I got the funny idea that it's Pippins culture that they all dress more formal outside of home for any reason. So imagine if a darkworld were to be opened in some other place and its own Pippinses were to spawn, it'd be fun if they also dressed pretty sharp and formal but in a different way than the TV world pippinses do, which are all pretty colorful.

>>534533926
This is the internet so you lying is highly likely, however Deltarune is also almost 10 years old and there’s been enough time and obsession with even just chapter 2 that I could believe it.

>>534533852
Well yeah. You’re going to realize that death happens in the dark world and there is an afterlife for monsters and humans. A heaven.

By Asgore dying, you will realize the fates for Kris and Susie when they banish the angel’s heaven, since they carry the angel they must be banished within them. Their love gives the Angel the strength to overcome the dark.
>>534533678
Kris will die tomorrow or on the same day. Chapter 6. The grand finale. Chapter 7 is the ending that never ends. Ha…

>>534533926
How old was the kid at the time you worked in the theme park?

>>534534151
Remember, Asriel will meet Dess and the unborn child, Ralsei. Imagine the freak out when for some reason, his dad dies and the roaring happens on the same day.

stop me from buying this thing

The asriel dess unborn child ralsei theory is the dum\best theory ive heard so far
no offense

>>534534118
Crazier has happened, there's a kid named Dovahkiin right now. He turns 14 this year because he was born the exact day skyrim came out

>>534533351
>>534533926
I will name mine Asgore. And maybe Dess.

shields against dum\best damage

>>534534283
I respect your dedication to the bit, bullshit-talkin'-anon

>>534534118
I swear it's true unless I misheard it every time the kid came.
It was 2023 and the kid looked about 4, so the timing does add up.

Real

>>534518654
Save your money
Get fit
Go to a convention dressed as Tenna
????
Profit

>>534534315
Purple Francis' ex-girlfriend

>>534534309
It's kinda ugly. You could probably find better Alphys merch somewhere else.

>>534533926
Personally I wouldn't name my kid after a character in something that's not finished yet. Some Game of Thrones fans learned the hard way that that's a bad idea.

>>534534336
Well, what else is Ralsei? A skeleton with no body. Dust. That’s why he can’t go to the festival and dance.

This stupid joke was relevant.
>>534534354
What.

>>534534309
Ok. Just don't. Thats grocery and rent money, maybe even smokes or drug money to. So save that money for something better

>>534533819
>Implying she rapes
FRIEND only accepts virgin sacrifices.

The Seven Chaos Noelles...

>>534534623
reproduce with fabric

>FRIEND laughed.
>"The Chaos Noelles?"

>>534534623
ERAM a qt <3

>>534534526
Look it up, tl;dr bethesda made a joke contest that if you had a kid on skyrim's release day (11/11/11) and named it dovahkiin you'd get all of their games after forever for free, and a couple did just that. I think they still got a few copies of skyrim and such from bethesda even still for it

>>534534417
No. It’s going to be real. Ralsei is singing to his mama (Dess) with his voice heard in the sea. and Papyrus is still the forgotten man behind the tree in Undertale’s dark world. So Deltarune is going to be a fun ride of insanity.

>>534519750
>just the punch-out
Nah it's going to be a crescendo of boss mini-games throughout the entire game.
Think Rhythem Heaven Fever's final level.
This includes Mike's fight.

>>534533138
>Not happy, Jan!

>>534534783
remember! it's not a 'new' song. probably his theme or something.

>>534519750
THIS NEXT PUNCH IS GOING TO BE
VERY
VERY
PAINFUL

>>534534072
>this was also a way of confirmation for a male pippins to know he has secured a partner after courting them, sort of "it's not official until this happens".
very cute! yes
Also yes, pippins are just very hard to imagine wearing anything other than suits or for the females who want to be a little more bold, gala dresses

>>534534783
keep it comin' baby I'm listening

I didnt know jaru used these threads

>>534534623
This is Pizzapant’s girlfriend.
Gaster is planting the seeds about Darkners becoming reality in the afterlife.

Pizzarina will be the secret nightmare boss of chapter 5. Friend is the secret crystal boss of chapter 5. And Chapter 6 is the climax.

>>534534851
>YET ANOTHER HIM

>>534534783
I somehow never knew the old song from the sea is also referenced in Undertale.
Why does this make me raise my eyebrows at the River Person more than their warning about Gaster or Sans

>>534534623
>GAMEOVER screen in the background
Ironic, considering that you don't Game Over when you die to ERAM. Which is kind of interesting, but I don't think I've seen a single person talk about it.

>>534534336
They had two unborn kids. And they are both in Undertale. In the dark world.

If I was making a deltarune/undertale fangame the gay love interest would be a goatboy who is pure bottom homosex. What would yall want the girl love interest to be llike?

>>534534449
W-What would I be profiting off of

>>534535087
Sexy dominating sporty punk deer (Dess)

>>534535023
River person looks suspiciously similar to hooded Ralsei…

>>534534981
Evil

>>534535129
The prostitution

>>534534973
>AND A FOURTH HIM
>EVEN A FIFTH HIM
>All of gaster's fragments surround the main trio with their banter and slightly different gaster theme arrangements

>>534527637
Kris gets Asgore's hair style
Susie gets Spamton's midget height
Ralsei gets San's talk sound effect
Noelle gets Catty's speech style

>>534535216
would kard be a gaster shard?

>>534535087
homosex bottom boi would have to be scaled by a dominant top tomboi

>>534535023
The reason why river person tells you to fear Gaster is because it’s about fearing God.
Sans is about fearing the judge since his calls are always right.
What makes you unnerved about Ralsei’s singing is the fact he was there at the very beginning. Another world, yet still connected. That perhaps Undertale is a Pathetic reflection of the true reality.

>>534535206
Slut was asking for it

>>534535272
>I was wrong, sorry, it's actually pronounced HIM

The thought of there being a “best timeline” for a game is sort of fucked up, and re-reading the plot and characters of Virtue’s Last Reward kind of made me realize this.
(I can’t stop bringing it up because of the weird overlaps it has with Undertale/Deltarune)
One of the characters, upon finding out that you (and two other characters) are trying to “fix the entire world/timeline” (and has literally gone through this before 45+ years ago) gets UBER pissed and gives you all a dressing down speech about how insane this thought-line is.
First: Does the entire universe run on just one timeline? Wouldn’t all those other timelines be running on their own, parallel to the “correct” one?
Second: How do you even define what the “correct” timeline is? Is that not simply a definition of your own choosing? What if the “broken” timeline IS the correct one?
Third: By establishing a “correct” timeline, aren’t you inherently saying that all the struggles of this one haven’t been worth it unless they benefit the “correcting” of timelines? What about the people who have found genuine happiness and hope in this timeline, despite the massive struggles or because of it? What about the people who can only exist in that timeline?
However, most of this probably is invalidated by the thought that there IS only one timeline or reality only runs on X timeline until you go back and reset it (like undertale) except for the last.
It’s interesting to question if the “golden ending” actually is that and how even bad choices can have good outcomes, despite or because of it.

>>534535269
>Noelle gets Catty's speech style
She would bad mouth Kris in chapter 4 so much worse than simply "We were just neighbors"
Susie would probably kill her on the spot for it too

>>534535351
"world line" stuff like this makes me think of Steins;Gate

>>534535286
why does riverperson look like the prince's hood in the prophecy

>>534534336
Titan Spawn are fetuses...

>>534535351
I'll delete a thousand timelines of sentient people to preserve one where Ralsei becomes a real boy and Kris inseminates a deer

>>534535494
you're going to freak out when you see what ralsei looked like when he was first introduced

>>534534879
Damn I wish I could draw to illustrate different concepts of what the pippinses native to all the dark worlds we have visited so far would look like.
I love these little fucks so much

>>534535617
do it anyways right now and I WON'T make fun of it. limited time offer.

>>534535467
Kristina.

>>534535510
>titan spawn are fetuses
>wait
>mother 2 ending
>giygas
>giygas was a fetus
wait a minute

>>534535087
Have both the goat girl(male) and the female love interest both be sub bottoms like

>https://x.com/basedbinkie/status/1924446631820402758

But have the boy be a brat, and the girl be a yumejoshi

>>534535351
Deltarune is about an ending world and the afterlife.
Where Kris and Susie will be together forever.
And perhaps, Dess will remember Ralsei, Asriel, and… [] when you collect the EGGs. And they will be there.

And the dark world will no longer be of pure darkness but of pure light, brighter than the earth. With the darkners existing as real beings.

Cause when the story ends, eternity awaits.

How likely do you think it is the concept of getting Goner'd will come up and we'll see a world where Kris was never born and consequently the Dreemurrs never split up?

>>534535758
Though what would change if you had the PureCrystal? How about if the StrangeSwd could actually kill Darkners?

>>534521007
time to catch some zzzs now

>>534535764
Goners are strange in that they are implied to be copies of the real thing.

>>534535467
It’s funny because I played VLR first, then watched Steins:gate and went “woah this is just like VLR” but then realized that VLR came out after steins:gate.
Although funnily, 999 (the game VLR is a sequel to) came out the same year as Steins;Gate.
Honestly if you fully establish that there isn’t timelines, there’s just THE timeline, it kills off a lot of the potential existentialism, sort of.

>>534535764
this game is going to have goners all over it. everything about goners in UT will be given full context. we'll see goners, hear goners, come to know goners, PLAY AS a goner.

>>534535494
the riverperson is Ralsei

Which character do you goon to the most?

>>534535857
I went to the whiteboard to read the comic, cute!! Have a good sleep anon

>>534535847
They’ve said you needed the mantle but you can beat the knight without it.
It’s more like a difficulty drop to achieve the harder and better path for more casual players.

Is there any significance to the fact that Kris's cell phone doesn't change in the Dark World? It doesn't become a Darkner or a weapon or an item or anything. It's still just a cell phone.
Phones seem to be a major symbol in Deltarune. Spamton went nuts after getting a mysterious phone call, Kris gets instructions over the phone, The Second and Third Sanctuary themes start out sounding like ringtones, etc

Good night anons

>>534536041
I want those things to rape kris in the ass and give him several prostate orgasms until he can't cum any other way.

>>534536141
It's like the phone was given to him by the bunker gang or something.

>>534536041
Tenna and almost exclusively him

>>534536041
VVK, VVK humanizations, Tenna, and Toriel

>>534536041
No gooning, only cumming.

>>534536220
Kris frotting…..

I actually got some work done on my fic today. :3
'night, anons

>>534536305
Cute old men...

>>534536305
Old men with strong and shapely legs

>>534536262
Based virusfucker

>>534536141
... hey, you may really be on to something. Spamton wasn't using some phone-like thing with a layer of abstraction or any frills, it was just a phone. and considering that Kris' phone doesn't become anything like that either (as far as we can tell), spamton's phone was probably a real one. the garbage noise connections imply this too--Kris' phone plays the noise just as spamton's did for that addison.
Only problem is that the library doesn't have a prominent land-line phone, but I would be willing to believe the case >>534536248 would imply. that there was a phone hidden somewhere for him.

>>534535943
>>534535467
>>534535351
Maybe the weird route is a situation that causes the horrible aftermath for Sans, Papyrus, and others to be in Undertale and that’s why Toby has to confirm they are different universes.

That also means… Sans has seen the Genocide route before and he’s telling you he can’t come back because it was destroyed by actions you are currently doing in Undertale. He has to stop you or else there is no world to be anymore.

>>534536404
>but then she lets slip that she is a female.

FIFY

>>534520221
>>534520419

>>534536220
Prostate orgasms are cool and all but imagine the cute noises and expressions they'd make as they unload inside him

>>534536404
I don’t think Dess has anything to do with Kris’ soul. Her disappearance might have led to it. In order for Kris to obtain the Angel’s human soul. Because he’s human, he can’t absorb another human’s soul. But- if he was soulless, he can have any soul he wants. Monster or not. Just like FLOWEY.

>>534536625
this shit was referenced in the soundtrack 7 years ago for some reason