TURTLE WON edition
>Five Stages Of /epog/Denial: Crashes are from too many players; it'll stop when they quit!
Anger: The devs have bad hardware and spaghetti code; how are they this incompetent???
Bargaining: Round-robin queues and pruning could save it; at least we got fancy starter zones.
Depression: Third silent weekend, shortest uptime yet, they even lied to their own community managers.
Acceptance: August 17th
Prev:
>>534500221http://turtle-wow.org
RP-PvE fresh Aug 17th launching with Mysteries of Azeroth 1.18
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wtf has kaytotes done to make him flip so dramatically???
>>534516619lied about "family emergencies" to artificially delay the launch even further
>>534516394 (OP)>turtle discussion so dead they have to co-opt the epoch threadSo this is the turdle supremacy I've heard so much about.
I apologize to TurtleWoW
I apologize to Ascension
I apologize to Gummy
>>534516619My crackpot theory is Magic realized Kaytotes is basically a figurehead and when the chips are down he would be the one shouldering the blame instead and dipped.
/epog/ becoming the Turtle general is so fucking funny.
So is Magic actually gone or not? They say he isn't but it looks like he nuked his Github?
>>534516437The guy never replied he ran away like a bitch
is there an addon similar to sunn viewport for 1.12? i'm using the Warcraft 3 UI and i'm trying to figure out a way to drawn similar looking (or at least complimentary) panels on the sides kind of like Everquest's stone UI. there's oskin but it doesn't adjust the horizontal viewport at all and it's much more limited in where it spawns panels.
Shit op, I'm not playing on your server, shill.
>>534516817Magic has left the chat
Sorcery has entered the chat
>>534516817they deleted the post saying he is still on the team so he is gone
So, now that the dust has settled: Worst server ever?
>>534516889It's been clear as day for the past three weeks that you faggots aren't playing jack shit.
>>534516817Probably just having a melty. Not a surprise when trannies are involved. Will be back by Monday
>>534516817he deleted his github and took down all of his epoch related websites like his auction house tracker. he quit. probably because these retarded fags aren't interested in actually launching a working server, the entire thing is some kind of scam or kaytotes has a fetish for disappointing people like the cable guys from that south park bit.
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... Ambie!
>check out turtle
>look at the cash shop
>4 fucking variants of the spectral tiger
>log off
Yeah no, it's literally Epoch or bust and I think that's how it is for most of us here.
>>534516817They deleted their post saying that he didnt leave.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Magic. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
>>534516786this has always been the turtle general, temporary /wpsg/ fork. you're the tourist here.
>>534517041Dont speak for others. Not like you have the money to spend after paying off that vtuber's wedding anyway.
>>534517041can you explain why this matters to you
>>534516606project bullshit
>>534516619>be old teen/young adult>start a passion project with some m8s that you expect to be middling in terms of popularity>sudden 1 week before launch 60k blizzdrones fresh off the SoDomy ship raid your discord>communication in thee team breaks down, server breaks down>all the shit that happened>all the death threats>all the doxxes that happenedWhy would someone want to be part of this is the better question? He could be out getting pussy and having fun, instead he spent the last 2 weeks being berated by thousands of rabid drones.
>>534517232one single dox happened and it was because ross left his full name in his steam profile lol
>>534517029Ambie hype 17th :D
>>534516956I'm playing other games and am not in a hurry, while you obnoxious faggots can't have you own thread, no, y have to go shit on everyone elses too.
>>534517156because nothing screams retail more than seeing a dozen different meme mounts running around me on a "classic+" server
>>534517232>still running the "they never expected the popularity!!!!" liekek
>>534517232they made the decision to allow 60k retail retards to barge into their server and berate them, they could have taken control of the situation at any time and chose not to.
ummmm inex why did you delete your message saying that magic didn't leave bro?
>>534517340Cry about it cuckold.
>>534517232Where is this SoD refugee rrat coming from?
>>534517041ur not gonna like epoch
>>534517391not only did they expect it but they reveled in it and were bragging about it until someone finally realized this meant that launch was completely fucked
All the mounts on turtle are fine other than the flying nimbus
So was this all a rugpull? Do i have a miner or worse on my system now? How can i check?
Wat to play b4 ambie on aug 17th. I hab mobile phone
>>534516619they tried to blame magic for "ruining" the relaunch because it was supposed to be a "stealth launch" and he was hyping the the 'scord with vagueposts
This is such a fucking disaster lmao
>>534517041the faggy mounts and pets are annoying but not game breaking. Paying for advantages like 3 professions is to far.
its over epoch sisters...
>this is who left the project
Are we really upset about this? Even the turtletards will admit he was a cancer.
>>534517232you're a faggot, just fyi
>wake up
>everything imploded
dude
nice
>>534517439It's a tragedy they weren't able to implement the cash shop day 1.
Charging people money for gay mount recolors on a server that can't even stay up for longer than five minutes a day would've been so fucking funny.
>>534517596Try Archero 2 or if you like walking MonHun Now! c:
>>534516704Good, now play gummy. It's dead as fuck over here.
>>534517629hes not wrong though
>>534517232Ah yes the classic IM RECEIVING DEATH THREATS ON THE INTERNET! THE SKY IS FALLING! Fuck off
I will play turtle if and when they allow me to set my XP rates to 0.5.
>>534517629parsesissy dev? oh nooo how we will manage without him
>>534517627rip that poor anon's tendies
So was this all a rugpull? Do i have a miner or worse on my system now? How can i check
>>534517435People would rather stare at a wall than play with obnoxious niggers like you in your funserver.
>>534517653Same. Stayed up yesterday 24 hours because I thought the server was going to stealth drop. Finally go to bed at 6am. Wake up at 6pm.
>Sever dead
>>534517796switch to linux, dont look back
has anyone chronicled this entire saga, please create a collage
mpreg
ross dox
doordash driver
ethiopian
the turtle shilling
immaculate vibes
you're brown
and so much more.
>>534517438around the time sod was closing a few months ago there were even posts on the blizzard forums about moving to turtle from people that enjoyed funspecs being viable
epoch is coming out around the time sodtrannies r looking for an actual classic+ experience since blizzard basically just made retail in the classic framework
turtle is releasing their overflow fresh server because theres just too many wow players coming into turtle
even ascension wants in on it with their bronzebeard classic+ server
>>534517801By all means, stare at that wall. In the meantime I'm going to make sure I torture you Epoch faggots for being so obnoxious for the past month.
>>534517629>>534517765>>534517787dude was like 12 years old during classic and he's talking about what made it successful KEK
Anyone made a good video essay yet on this?
>>534517927yeah they really act like turtle is dead, super delusional
>>534518008this
I don't know what to think until a YouTuber explains it to me
>>534517960this only does creature kill rates
i want it to also include quests.
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>>534517927I know you will turtlenigger, not like there's anything interesting to do on turtle anyway.
>>534518148which funserver is that? what rates do they have?
>>534517629so their main dev just "learned backend?" that explains a couple of things. he's probably one of the good ones for being the first to bail, so don't take this as a big insult if you are reading the thread my guy. i am sure it was a great learning experience.
>>534517927you are mentally ill, I hope one day you'll realize that
>>534517348>meanwhile on Epoch's latest stress test
is mage good on turtle for wpvp/arena?
>>534518236There's a literal turtle mount in the photo are you serious
>>534518105I coveted that fresh, I suppose...
>>534518287yeah that's from retail? cataclysm server? mop?
>>534517348i guess that's fair? even though the spectral tiger isn't a new retail mount. i personally hate the cloud one, but it's not available anymore and providing ambershire thrives i won't ever have to see it again. otherwise, i appreciate people shelling out tons of cash to keep the whole thing going since the quality of the service is pretty high. if it were a dogshit server AND had an inflated cash shop, i for sure wouldn't hang around, which is still a fear for epoch down the line if it ever launches.
Reminder that you waited 3 years for this launch
>>534517927this caused a lot of seethe from epotroons. go easy on them, Anon. a couple of them were talking about ending it all today's threads.
>>534518148why are there blood elves just hanging out in stormwind?
>>534518263That's Bronzbeard, not Epoch
>>534518535They're high elves anon.
>>534518535because they crave bhc
Dont expect newfags to know what a high elf is or how controversial blood elves being a thing and joining the horde in TBC was
>>534517927>a turtletroon accusing others of being obnoxious>in another server's general of all thingsjust how new are you exactly?
>>534517348you're right, meme mounts is in fact what makes retail retail. you have distilled it down to the very essence of the classic andy vs. retoilet argument.
>>534518239his info isn't hard to find if you're that desperate to tongue his ass, anon
>>534518674epoch general is itself an offshoot of the GENERAL wow psg thread
and it also hasnt launched yet so what the fuck is there to talk about except other servers
>>534518674You don't have a general. Get that through your thick fucking skull cunt. You lost that privilege when your server failed to launch after 62 stress tests and the lead architecture dev quit and deleted his github account.
>>534518650>>534518148>1x>bad custom content>userbase quits when custom raids come out>lag>roleplay serveroh i see why you're baiting, it's awful
uh oh, turtle incel who does it for free having a melty.
>>534518847wow I wonder what its userbase would have been when it peaked 12k last wednesday
>>534518791no, mr. reading comprehension. i called him a noob but then figured i'd add a disclaimer for him not to kill himself, since there has been a lot of talk of mental health stuff and acking among the troonpoch "community" today
>>534517960>only creatures>not questsThis isn't EQ, your primary leveling process if from questing. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>534518647Draenei should have joined the horde and elves the alliance.
Some internal conflict between orcs/Drae and Nelfs/Helfs would have more engaging.
>>534518263>what hrt does to your brainthat's not epoch
>>534519032>Draenei should have joined the horde and elves the alliance.This is why you post in the Epoch general and your mom doesn't love you
>>534518934buddy boy, you're clearly the new one here if you're arguing that this isn't an offshoot of /wpsg/. like 2 weeks new.
>>534518567It's a bot, it never responds to you when you post this.
>>534518263>epochretard. go ahead call me mad and trolled epic style
i recall kaytotes saying that the best minds from the private WoW server emulation scene had come to help them, so why canโt they help now?
>>534519032>Draenei should have joined the hordeBeyond retarded.
>and elves the allianceKinda.
>TurtleWoW won
yup. youโve edged yourself to epoch for weeks. all for nothing
apologize to turtle. go on #general and apologize
>>534519117Buddy boy, this thread has been talking about the actual server for 2 weeks. How is that an offshoot of your namedropping dramafag general?
Go back and stay there, fuckwit.
>>534519194Zero fucking chance that Wall would have ANYTHING to do with this tranny plebbit bullshit.
>>534519194He probably told them to fuck off after a while, it's actually quite sad that their fumble brought a lot of people to them offering support and they still ate shit like this.
>>534519293only if you become my gf
>>534519194They already tried but the server is fucked beyond belief and it'll take more than an hour or two to fix it. People aren't going to volunteer for free for over a month to fix your issues when you had over 4 years to do it yourself.
>>534519194EVERYTHING that has been posted to get you to stay has been a lie.
Good night Turtle Chads. It's been a blast trolling these newfags with you all. Need to get all of my sleepies in before ambie drops.
>>534519115Sorry you lack imagination and have to resort to ad hominem, but I'm right.
>>534519194kaytotes said a lot of things, anon. maybe it's best we just forget about them and move on.
>>534519308>this thread has been talking about the actual server for 2 weekslol. lmao.
>>534519163How can a literally dead server buck break these faggots so hard to get to the point of using bots to spread lies?
>>534519413Sorry your parents are disappointed in you
>>534519293God I wish I were him.
>>53451930890% of engagement ITT has been talking about Turtle. Cope.
>>534519293Logging in to shadowglen right now
>>534519293These threads are more fun than turtle, at least they were before you tourists arrived and shat all over them with turtle ads.
>>534519234Why is it retarded? The forsaken are victims of the legion, the tauren are basically azerothian draenei, and they lived in peace with the orca for centuries before the fel curse.
>>534519531find me the /epog/ threads over the last 2 weeks that mentioned turtle in even 50% of the posts, I'll wait
>>534519531>all I talk about in the epoch general is turtlewow so that means everyone else is too
>>534519710Light worship aligns with Alliance races much more than it does Horde races, which lean towards shamanism.
>>534519710>why is it retarded for the draenei to join a faction led by the people they got into space to escape from?something in the water over there?
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POCHIE MONDAY
>>534516704who's the trans girl?
>>534519498They don't have anything to lose really
>>534519937another "test" monday so maybe 5 minutes
TWOW XISTERS WE FUCKING WON
>>534519531Troondle wow couldn't even keep their own offshoot thread from falling off the catalog.
It's actually fucking hilarious how desperate you are to attract players and stay relevant. Are you guys not enjoying all the chinks and spics that have infested your server?
wait, you dumb fucks are actually STILL waiting for the server...???
>>534520101no we are laughing at epoop and waiting for turtle fresh
>>534520050Lots of words to cope that you can't log into Troonpoch
the epoch refugees on turtle's PVP realm are so fucking gay. spamming world chat with gay reddit-tier jokes 24/7.
>>534517379>>534517029i don't know what your motives are, pochieposters, but you bring me joy
>>534520018Why the fuck they have similar logo style?
>>534520050nobody asked for turtle wow general someone that hated all the talk about turtle made it as a containment
if epoch is successful it will eventually integrate into /wpsg/
>>534520101no, I'm shitting on epoc and turtle while waiting for queues in mop
>>534520135>we>waiting for turtlepfffftahaha
im here to laugh at epoch for sure but im not touching that shit
>>534519909An intelligent writer would have have made them understand the orcs were victims as well, just like thrall had been saying for 8 years
>>534519864the light was added after the choice to add them to alliance was made. It's an arbitrary decision.
just make a damn PTR, a couple thousand idiots will happily look for your damn bugs 24/7, and Ulmetrs can fix them at his own pace. Enough of these five-minute launch fiascos already!
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>>534520050>stay relevant
>>534520317These retards can't fix bugs
So how essential was Magic to their servers having a chance of not being shit?
>>534520317if the server would WORK they would DO THAT
but it doesnt WORK so theyre doing more "stress tests"
>>534520317They're tests, sweatie, not launches :)
>>534516951best server ever in terms of entertainment value per time invested
>>534517304Xius got doxxed, altered got doxxed
>>534520382see
>>534517629If you're a parsetranny then he was very essential.
>>534520207Those aren't refugees, that's just normal Turdle players when they actually sign on
>>534520317WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING THESE POOR DEVS TAKING PRECIOUS TIME OUT OF THEIR WAGING TO GIVE YOU SUCH A BRAND NEW CUSTOM EXPERIENCE IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT, THE ENTITLEMENT MAKES ME SICK!
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>>534520050>stay relevant
Horde should have gotten the Broken draenei who forsake the light and went deeper into shamanism. Alliance the high elves.
Be quiet and wait your turn.
You are entitled.
If you never play the game, we won't care.
Introducing more mounts, mogs, and cheevos is a good way to extend the life of a wotlk+ server.
>let trolls be warlock
>nerf berserking in half
Sorry, as much as I want to ERP with you guys, this is not acceptable.
Reminder that RuneScape 1 private servers have more active players than Epoch
>>534520565good job posting the right image this time, anon
>>534520275>An intelligent writer would have made the draenei understand that the orcs didn't really want to genocide them, they were only genociding them because of the demons!They were still being genocided by the orcs and again, specifically took to space to escape that.
"Wow we just crash-landed on a new planet, now we can finally be free of those evil orcs! Anyway, let's go join up with them, they're not evil anymore"
yeah, genuinely 100% something your mom did while pregnant
>>534520501xius, the guy who has a facecam on his twitch stream? right
altered, the guy who got kicked from everlook's gm team because he posted hentai and then proceeded to email blizzard with whitekidney's info? right
>>534520582didn't a private server already do that? i think it was red draenei with fel energies
>>534520693>>534520694please understand turtle players aren't the most coordinated
I'm guessing Nefarian's breath is still "bugged" to make kills even easier
>Turtle sub-plebbit and Wowservers sub-plebbit used to be littered with people asking why it's so empty in Turtle, or asking if the game gets more fun later on, or how interactive is the community
>Suddenly with Epoch spilling the beans, Turtle shills now pretend it's the second coming of Green Jesus on their servers
So is all this shitposting just shilling? Copium? Straight up delusion?
>>534520939>suddenlyWe've been posting about how Epoch is dumb and gay for the past 2 weeks.
>>534520939>things that never happenedkeep coping epoop troon
>>534517629He's right though. Without Warcraftlogs you get the Turtle WoW community. Have you seen the speedclears or the current hardcore raiding progression from that server? Have you looked at how retarded the Paladin & Shaman class leads are with the Pally lead thinking Holy should be melee focused because "works just fine for me i'm in a top raiding guild" or the Shaman retard that thinks Elemental should be a shitty unfun version of a mage? Don't even get me fucking started on the Druid tree where you have to waste 5 talents as a feral druid.
It's all retarded casuals. The top players have the equivalent skill level of a dad guild in Classic. They refuse to even learn basic strategies people have learned over 2 decades ago.
>>534518572ROLLLINGGGG ON SQUIIIRTLLEEE
I just wanna play worly warcar without any retarded "no u are teh troon" shit.
>>534520939Anon the metric if something is popular is literally the game's population. Not subreddits. Not 4chan threads. Not twitch views. Not youtube views.
>>534521078i dont really care what the speedclears are, I want a comfy community, once parsetrannies infest the top end and make publicly accessible, easy to use tools, then that culture trickles down to everything, like it did on official classic
>>534519293>TurtleWoWMore like TurtleWoN
>>534521078i think thats where i have a fundamental disagreement with how wow community operates and how epoch wants it to be
they tune the difficulty to make everything harder and enforce this toxic mentality that classic wow players have of gatekeeping what is supposed to be easy content
its not fun, and its the reason i dont play blizzard's version of classic, because i hate the community
>>534521078nobody gives a fuck about skill in vanilla
go raid mythic if you want to show off your cheevos
>>534521078The idea of a melee healer does sound cool on paper though, do they bonk shit to toss out heals or something at least?
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>>534521320>I'm too shit to play a game that requires actual skillwe know, anon
>>534521320my bad for playing a support character
when parsing infests the culture, it turns everything into 'dps is the only thing that matter's
mechanics get ignored or purposefully done wrong
wipes get called so certain people can go for parses
certain people have to not use aoe to clear efficiently so specific retards can instead
it is detrimental to what is meant to be a cooperative gamemode.
>caring about parses in Banilla
>>534521384wow
next life, don't be retard, gummy
>>534520582Horde and alliance getting so many fucking elves was so weird
>Blood Elves, the literal people who murdered the trolls en masse are chill with them now>Void Elves had a massive issue with Blood Elves using - though having a complete dominance and mastery of fel magic, but have no qualms in completely immersing themselves in ultra unreliable and chaotic void magic>High Elves join the Alliance despite not only the Night Elves hating their guts and blaming them for all of their issues, but THE SAME people (Tyrande and Malfurion) who threw them out, now magically forgetting they exiled 1/3rd of their race>Nightborne Elves literally just opted to join Horde because their negotiator fucking sucked at winning themselves a seat with the AllianceAt this point, just remove them and have them make a 3rd faction: The Elven court
>>534521384even his fresh last year had more people damn..........
>>534521078Im already planning on playing turtle on turtle you dont need to sell me on it
>>534521384the idea of him following me around on his invisible character made me quit at level 4
>>534521384>play gummy>get to level 70>can't do any content because nobody else gets there
>>534521225I don't really care for making content harder. I am actually against it. I like it being braindead. But what I don't like is because the Turtle WoW community is so casual I have to waste multiple days of my life raiding every week. While in Classic your average guild is clearing BWL, MC, AQ40 in 1 day and Naxx in another with the occasional alt run on ZG/Ony.
Fuck running naxx for multiple days. This is solved content yet the TWoW community treats raiding like it's still 2005.
Normally an Alliance player so I thought id try some Horde on Turtle. Wow how does anyone do this shit? Everywhere you go looks like so fucking boring and even the races look so similar they just blend together. Horde is awful.
Anyone remember the name of the vanilla server thats was endorsed by the owner of Sanctuary? There was a post about It a few days ago
>>534521384did the server owner just give himself lvl 70?
>>534521717he earned it legit wdym
>>534521384Real? I saw someone in a previous thread say the population was in the thousands.
>>534521694True Azeroth
It's pretty much DoA with 20 players max at a time.
https://discord.gg/cCjs8BRH
>Every single new video about BB just takes away more from Vanilla/Classic, and adds more nonsense from their Classless server
Next video will be them telling you- you can reroll your talents with enough ascension points
>>534521856We were talking about Turtle
>>534521682>the races look so similar they just blend togetherwhat
>>534521313The idea is fine. The issue is the Classic content is not designed for Wrath HPal. You are griefing your raid team on the simplest bosses like Ragnaros.
>>534521673>guy joins casual guild>gets mad when they're slow>blames the entire serveryou sound like a fag
>>534521673>i HAVE to waste multiple days of my life raidingwhy don't you put together a competent guild then which can do it quicker? You're telling me there's not 40-50 people on the realm with a similar mindset out of the 10000+ concurrent, let alone probably 80-100k total players?
>>534521682Horde didn't get good until BElves got added
@kaytotes how are you enjoying the new battlefield you lazy fat welfare receiving british faggot KILL YOURSELF
>>534521673so make your own guild and exclude the shitters, dumbfuck
>>534521908they lost all my goodwill when I saw the manastorm shit
>>534521972wotlk hpally wasn't a melee healer though
>>534522005I hope that over the next 2-3 years turtle improves their horde zones to the point of barely recognizing them. Horde sucked until WOTLK/Cataclysm imo
>>534521673fork over cash for official servers where the competition is or fuck off. this is basically a roleplay server.
>>534521682>literal fucking cow>green muscle man>blue thin man>purple dead guy>green midgetCompare to:
>human>short human>even shorter human>elf>blue elf
Why did they decide on the 17th for Ambershire? Should have done it tomorrow.
>>534522081Most people in the CoA betas spammed dungeons, and most people in Classless spend literal hours spamming chat for help with 200+ mana storms
Assuming Epoch doesn't pull some 11th hour miracle and get a stable launch with the stairs back, does this look good for a prot pally on twow?
>>534522219They didn't know how bad Epoch would've fucked up their shot.
>>534521981Anon look at the top guilds on TWoW. There is no good guilds on that server. Last I checked which was several months ago this year. They're only just getting into AQ40 in Hardcore. They're all trash.
>>534521560nu-wow lore is that trolls were the first race on azeroth and a few of those tribes camped near the well of eternity and became dark trolls and eventually elves
those elves used the well's arcane power to snowball and eventually conquer the entire landmass under the kaldorei empire and push the trolls back to little pockets
azshara + great sundering happens and the continents split and allowed the troll pockets to expand again (see gurubashi empire)
but even then, the trolls are still a tiny % of azeroth's entire population
also if you think wow has too many types of elves dont look into lord of the rings!
turtleniggers how long does it take to get access to tents on FRESH?
it might be actually fun playing if I don't have to see one of those things every 5 minutes
>>534522269Possibly, the only issue I see is that you're missing all the healing talents.
You will wear the dress.
>>534521673>This is solved content yet the TWoW community treats raiding like it's still 2005.S O V L
I'm glad they treat it like 2005 instead of 2025. "Solved content" doesn't sound fun in the slightest.
>>534522393This aint vanilla
>>534521682anon I need you to explain to me how you are mixing orcs tauren and undead up
please
>>534522353for the training and all the mats is like 4g I think, so expect to see tents on like late day 2 early day 3 of fresh.
I still believe in Pochie...
>>534521682>and even the races look so similar they just blend togetherhow
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>>534522353once you have 4 gold you can get them soa few hours into day 1 probably
>>534522503gonna be faster than that
>>534522353I still don't understand the point of those things
Why not just use the dozens of inns all throughout the world instead of creating shanty towns of afkers?
>>534521936All 3 races that arent Tauren are the same couple shades of green, brown, and blue with very similar profiles. I will say inTurtle's case its not as bad as Vanilla because of Goblin. Seeing the same shithuts everywhere is as dry as the empty deserts you wander around in.
>>534522161>Human generic normal person.>Dwarves are small but stocky leading to very easy to distinguish.>Gnomes are even smaller but not so WIDE so also pretty easy to distinguish.>Night Elfs have wildly different skin tones compared to all the other races and generally much taller then Humans.
Which one of you is this?
>>534522503>Turtle shill is also a tripfageasiest filter of my life
epoch is coming out TOMORROW or i am committing alt+f5
>>534522556They created a half assed Survival skill and had to make it relevant somehow
>>534522503Will you share a tent with me midnanon?
I actually don't know what professions really look like, but I can't be fucked to do a armor profession since I won't sweat so i'll probably be stuck in alchemy hell again
>>534522556I fucking hate them, they should've made them usable by 5man parties at most
>>534522640Sis the devs literally said theyre on break till monday
>>534522640they already confirmed taking the weekend off for mental break. so expect it monday the earliest
>>534522756sorry guys i am going to commit alt+f7
>>534522640Save yourself some time and pull the trigger now.
>>534522556so that you dont have to be tied to an inn, once you get the skill you can use it anywhere on a 2hour cooldown if you have the mats. so when you are questing or grinding in a big open area you just pop down a tent and boost xp gain
Why didn't anyone tell me Turtle WoW gave Enhance Shaman a bunch of tanking talents?
>>534522808its over epochsissies...
we have waited TOO LONG for this injustice
it will NOT STAND
>>534522662if we meet up in the barrens sure! I'll drop a tent for frens c: Idk what to go for profs either. I was thinking either mining/blacksmithing to make myself some armor/weapons and stones, or mining/engi for those sweet bombs that can really help with tanking.
>>534522814At least make it personal use only, it's just ugly seeing shanty towns everywhere
>>534522781We will play pochie eventually stay strong
getting that warcraft itch again to stack dots
is epoch stable now?
are assassination rogues good?
can i still wand things down as a warlock and not suck?
are enhancement shaman burst only or can i calm down and use fire weapons, totem and shock?
are traps still.. weird out of combat only? can i stack dots on a hunter?
>>534523049im banned from pochie anyways so thats not gonna work for me
>>534523030are you retard or? if it is personal there will be more tents?
>>534522928That's your fault. Why didn't you look at the only other classic+ option? It's not like you had many alternatives.
>>534522928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-QhE5iYYU
It just werks
>>534523071>is epoch stable now?LOL
LMAO
KEK
GUFFAW
LAFF
>>534523102I dunno, I just never thought about it.
>>534523105What the hell?
>>534523071um, you might wanna sit down for this one
I'm ready for pochie monday
no epork female undead shadow priest gaming...
>>534523259look u will get a 5 minute stress test and u will be happy
Today's the day! It's the weekend and I just got off work! When are the servers coming up bros?
is turtle's endgame shit?
GDKP allowed or not
Hard reserving 99% of meaningful dungeon/raid loot allowed or not?
Any other cringe shit?
>>534523071Please tell me about yourself. I'm seriously curious where people like you come from. How the fuck are you completely unaware of everything and lack the mental initiative to do ANY research for yourself? Even the last 5 posts above yours - I'd even count that as research. Where the fuck do you stick bug thick headed faggots come from? What was your upbringing like? Did your mom lace your baby food with lead?
>>534523327turtles endgame is raid, hard reserves allowed and kinda common
>>534523327idk who the fuck cares lol
Pochie never........... bweeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
>no pochie over the weekend
gives me time to fix my shitty UI I suppose
>>534523327>is turtle's endgame shitTurtle focuses on adding more everything, not just endgame. Do you like classic's endgame? They have a custom raid and a handful of new dungeons.
>GDKP allowed or notInstant ban.
>Hard reserving 99% of meaningful dungeon/raid loot allowed or not?That's up to your group.
>>534523339well im no stranger to third party mmos and launch week is not really a good time to play, from everquest to star wars galaxies, to your moms pussy on a friday
i heard about epoch like 3 months ago on /v/ and kinda put it in the back of my mind since i learned wizards in everquest can quadkite starting at level 12 and im level 57 now just blowing up suits of armor and jacking off in a jungle
memes are not to be believed and because i am not acustomed to your thread culture why the fuck not ask
middle class
no
>>534523327GDKP not allowed. Reserving is allowed. Boosting banned.
Speaking of, are GDKP / Boosting allowed on Epoch IF it were real?
>>534517540>reveled in it and were bragging about itall in your head btw
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR AN ACTUAL SHAMAN TANKING SPEC FOR RETAIL?! IT'S BEEN TWENTY. FUCKING. YEARS.
>>534523105>Enh Shaman made it into the raid groupPoggers!
>>534523801So fucking based... Epoch please...
What are the chances in a few hours Kaytotes pings discord cuz he "wants to try something"
>>5345240560
the whole team is taking the rest of today and the weekend off
>>534524056>What are the chances in a few hours Kaytotes pings discord cuz he "wants to try something"literally 99%. expectations have been subverted
>>534524125right but Kaytotes is a wild card. He is the law.
>>534523770>allowedLol, LMAO
>>5345240560.00001% this whole day was fabricated drama and they do the real stealth launch tomorrow at 3am EST
>>534524028go back to the week of launch, they waited until the damage was done to close registrations. they waited until they had 60k people in the discord to pause invites. they absolutely loved the attention.
shaman tank has to be the most reddit spec
>>534524278It was literally intended to be in vanilla but the devs couldnt finish it. Then they thought it would be weird to make it a tank post launch. You can clearly see the talents were going that way.
>>534524278no that would be retribution
>>534524278What's wrong with it? I think it's pretty cool.
Does turtle wow have undead paladin?
redpill me on shaman, it's my least played class by far
Are we just going to keep having new threads for a dead server?
>>534524278Enhance was literally going to be the tank spec
>>534524478Half your buttons do fuck-all, but you still need to have them hotkeyed. Enjoy.
>>534524474i don't think so but it does have dwarf and orc mages
>>534524489it's basically a containment/waiting room thread
>>534524489We should bring the threads back on monday and just let the turtle shills talk to eachother
>>5345244785 million niche buttons for every situation. All the buffs. Lots of micromanagement. Its the thinking man's class.
>>534524448>devs couldnt finish itmuch like melee hunter, it seemed more of a "you can do it if you want" cuz old RPG freedom shit but I don't think they ever intended or wanted to "finish" it. It has threat and some durability but none of the itemization supports it from the get go. Just a low level meme dungeon spec I think they were ok with
>>534524489We're fun guys having fun at 6 posts a minute. You will not separate us.
>>534524590sounds terrible, i have a kind of autism where i need all my buttons to be in feelgood places and if they're not it triggers me
>>534524278enhance was meant to be tank, they were going to be a mirror to paladins - but apparently its easier to throw in a dps last minute then a tank
>>534524271>letting people make accounts and get invited to a discord server is "reveling in the attention"schizo tier
Fixing your add-ons and stuff over the weekend to prepare for Pochie Monday does sound kind of nice...
>>534524978How are you gonna fix them when you can't log in
>>534524978You might want to put together a 1.12 client list because you ain't getting anything worthwhile on 3.3.5
Epoch is deader than the shit turtling out of my ass (pun intended)
>>534525008its a 3.3.5 client
Hey at least WIII UI will work for Turtle I guess, so that's nice at least.
I sincerely think there is no malice on part of the devs. As in, there's probably not a crypto miner in your computer right now. They're just a bunch of incompetent egotistical people.
>>534525271Oh yeah they're definitely just retarded, if they aren't this is a truly Machiavellian ploy.
The fact that Magic is being scrubbed says to me the internal drama stuff is real and if he doesn't cool down and come back by the end of the weekend they're probably going to pull the server for a few months.
>>534525582shut up shill
the vibes are immaculate
shadow launch tonight
>>534524978They are resting over the weekend and will only return on Monday.
FGOchad here. These last few threads have been comedy central.
>>534525582Be quiet and wait.
what if this whole business about taking a break over the weekend is just a ruse to get the stealth launch going?
i will keep logging in every 10 min the whole time, you won't get me kaybotes
Can the Turtle devs get someone to at least go over all the MTL quest text? You could probably get that cranked out in the week before Ambershire. I actually like reading quest text so I think it'd be cool, thanks.
If their new zones are crashing the servers imagine what their other planned content is going to do down the line and how they're going to handle it. People are going to freak that fuck out once they actually have time invested (assuming this server ever actually launches). Probably best to just avoid desu but the Discord will be comedy gold.
Hey, that one anon who predicted all of this.
What now?
The new zones didn't crash the server, the server didn't crash, they brought it down earlier because of the stairs. They didn't want to bring it back UP afterwards.
Muzzy status?
Gummy status??
Wall status???
Narue status????
Vibes status?????
Hello??????
>>534525936i emailed them about it and they ignored me lol
vibes
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>the vibes are good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What if the Ambershire launch is also shit from all the people jumping ship?
>it took them less time to implement the troll and gnome zones than it did to make a notification about server status
>>534526635It'll be entertaining if so
>>534526635They had practice from all of the chinks coming there a couple years back
i just realized that i'm playing on my 10th rogue and i absolutely never want to run mc or bwl ever again
>>534526635It's gonna lag and probably crash a bunch but it will actually launch and stabilize
>>534526635It's Turtle. Turtle uses 1.x, it's GOING to be shit no matter what
>>534526635Their servers will be stable, but the queue will probably be fat
>>534526767More people post on here about Turtle than actual people play on it
>>534526792The client has nothing to do with the servers ability to handle a heavy load, and also there's literally nothing wrong with the 1.12 client.
>buhbuh I can only get 120 fps instead of 144cry.
>>534526792but the turtleshill showed me the same webm of him leveling in the nelf starting zone 20 times and it looks BUSSIN
>>534526635>Ambershire> RP-PvEyou have to be clinically retarded to willingly join an RP server with known trannies.
Gotta clear this up: Magic was NOT kicked off the team! He walked... We want him back!
>>534527241Literally no one about the RP part.
>>534527241Extremely strange comment.
People still think RP means you're gonna get hit up by someone trying to groom you with Shakespearean dialogue and it not just meaning you can't name your character SSHitler1488
>>534527285I don't get why this fag lies about retarded shit no one cares about so much.
>>534526635Turtle has Chinese money, they won't fail.
>>534527447>meaning you can't name your character SSHitler1488then what is the point of even playing?
>>534527241There's only one server, it doesn't matter what the fuck they call it.
>>534527447I want to name my character that though
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>putting parameters as comments because the IDE warns that it's not used instead of straight up removing them
I don't think ulmetrs is the "hero" people think he is, feels like he's blindly doing shit.
>>534527157I don't play Turtle, but I am a 1.12 purist, and I can tell you that after patching it it literally runs better than 3.3.5.
99% of the downsides of the 1.12 client are related to development and custom development. But the player never has to deal with any of that.
>>534524978hey thats my peko...
>>534527447they aren't even that strict - my character name is a joke and no one cares
turtle is just lacking the soul that SoD had
>>534527715>S O D>"SOUL"Are you stupid? or did you already quit when they added incursions as the primary way to play the game?
>>534527241Grobb was by far the best realm in 2019 Classic so you're wrong.
>>534527690Aren't the two existing servers non-RP servers? I'm just saying usually naming conventions are enforced, otherwise why flag it as an RP server?
>>534526635turtle can handle 10k people comfortably
I doubt ambershire reaches the full 10k
even if they do, the other day there were 12k online and barely any lag
now if muh 30k imaginary players that kaytotes likes to boast about magically join ambershire then maybe
>>534527761phase 1 and 2 overshadowed how bad phase 3 was.
>>534527643that's perfectly normal
>>534527781people do RP on nordannar but most of the pop is normal - its basically the same as a retail server, you just cant have chud or racist names and thats why so many people here bitch
>>534527781RP servers have increased name restrictions - like you can't name your character after a character that already exists in game, like Thrall for example.
It also HAS to be a fantasy/RP name. No "Balloon".
What's the lore behind this solo Troll?
>>534527761she's right albeit, no pserver will ever make an event as kino as the sod bloodmoon pvp event
When is this server launching dudes?
>>534528230presumably intended for a quest that was either cut or never added
like ruklar the trapper in elwynn forest
>>534525185i'm still trying to find a combination of shit i like for it, it's very hard to untrain 20 years of muscle memory that my map is in my top right corner. i just wish i could find a sunn viewport type addon for 1.12, i could move stuff like my questing addon and the map outside of the game window and onto panels.
Confession time: never played wow, but I was midly interested in this server. However the only reason I keep visiting these threads was for the shota slop pics. Thanks for the fap bros.
Let's see if Monday delivers
i still can't get over they hit us with the dog ate our homework when their dev quit on them
>>534528596that anon is banned retard
>>534527447having that name is very important to my RP
>>534528506Oh, that's cool, I ignored him because of the level difference but neat to know thanks.
Confession time: never played wow, but I was mildly interested in this server. However the only reason I keep visiting these threads was for the retarded drama.
Let's see if Monday delivers
>>534528772that anon is banned retard
>>534528652Is that why there are no more AI thumbnail threads?
>>534528230is that turtle
hes literally part of a quest chain there, thought it was custom to twow
>>534528945that's Wallcraft turtle doesn't allow those names for a player
>>534528927yeah he posted a pic of a nelf ass that showed anus wrinkle and jannies weren't having it, i think it was his 2nd or 3rd ban or something so they might have given him a month or more
>that was just a test bro
>actually it was launch sorry
>we didn't lose magic bro
>actually we lost magic sorry
>kes isn't a tranny bro
>...
hmm man i dunno if i'm buying it
>>534526635They server will hold 10k and then youre in queue, turtle doesnt shit itself because of a queue unlike epoch...
>>534529050>they might have given him a month or moregood
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You think ktotes can pull through?
heh
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>COUPLE OF DAYS
>OOPS, ACTUALLY WE NEED MORE TIME DUE TO "PERSONAL ISSUES"
>ACTUALLY, YOURE ALL MEANIES SO WE NEED A BREAK
Holy shit, I'm so glad I never managed to get an account
What the fuck are these devs? But i bet the donate page is still up 24/7
>yeah we will take the weekend off
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>534529173Nord has gone up to 15k I believe
>>534529201only if we maintain immaculate vibes
>>534529215battlefield just came out and working on stuff is harddd
>>534529315the fuck is going on bro, the bar for running a wow server dropped so hard. did these people even finish highschool
Do I go Dwarf Pally or Tauren Shaman on Turtle?
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>useless tranny devs always lying and already roping
>retarded jannies
>shitty custom content that doesn't even work
>1 hour uptime in 14 days
>zoomer 3.3.5 client with gayauras
>pvp server full of troons, redditors and brazilians
what happened?
What if Magic was the only one with direct access to the servers and didn't share them when he left?
This would explain why there's no Epoch tonight despite the main problem just being an area being higher than expected.
>>534529650But kaybloat's on right now anon
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what should I do now that my weekend plans have been dashed?
>>534529558Dwarf Shaman. They nerfed War Stomp bad, it's not worth playing cows anymore.
>>534529650that wouldn't make sense, kaytotes is way too much of an autistic control freak to not have access to his own servers.
>>534529650you cannot possibly think this is the only problem
If 'poch doesn't come back by Thursday I am fully prepared to jump over to Turtle.
>>534529782Can Dwarves be Shamans on Turtle?
>>534529832yeah same
when i heard about ambershire i joked about playing it if epoch doesn't come up by then
but now it's looking like reality
>>534516951share the source you colossal faggot
>>534529818what are the problems? they were doing tests with 5k players and manually took the server down today after the stair debacle
>no epoch this week
>ambershire is a week away
wat do until the 17th
Turtlefags what are the unique classic+ features that turtle offers? Any new race & class combos?
>>534529832By back do you mean turned on, or like running smoothly without crashing/turning off every 10 minutes to an hour?
>>534530058Then what the fuck is that retard talking about
>>534530052no one fucking knows because kaytotes won't say anything
>>534529818Well it's by far the most memorable at least and one they couldn't have missed if they were testing their shit.
What's the point of the slow leveling challenge on twow if quest exp is untouched?
>>534529558Shammys are cool and Tauren are based
>>5345276435 seconds in chatgpt would tell you it's due to interfaces and overrides. utgod does it again.
>>534529936i cba fucking with secure boot
>>534530187they brought up gurubashi which they never do for tests, the servers were running fine they only brought them down because the starter zones were broken after being edited. its clearly an issue with incompetent developers and nobody available to fix it especially now that theyre down 1 dev and another are taking care of family.
you might not believe it but the issue most likely is just missing stairs
>>534530259free turtlebux and rewards every 10 levels
>>534529050lmao
just like
bookmark this 4chan.org/banned
check the IP
close the browser
go to your modem and disconect it for 1 min(mine resets in 10 seconds)
open the browser in incognito(anons said it doesn't work but brave does)
check the bookmark above
รฟou are not banned from 4chan
Unless you are a static ip fag then GG
>>534530354Secure Boot is on by default unless you turned it off in your bios, and it only takes 5 seconds to turn on. You may be legally disabled
>>534530478But it's not slow enough
>>534530389Also they removed the level 15 cap, some people turned quests in and got 16.
Jonny "Kaytotes" Shittydick
>>534530492Remember to clear 4chan cookies too
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wtf turtleniggers spam this thready 24/7 and there are 3 of you online in the guild???
>>534530086gilneas dungeon is cool but
>nerf ele shaman>buff retardin to the point it oneshots everything>no tbc talents/skills that would fix all of the classes because it's "too retail">instead add random retail shit like a terrible version of hot streakit's fun for the journey with the new bosses on some dungeons i guess. but the class design was clearly made by a clueless 2019 wow classic paladin, so not worth for the endgame.
>>534530389i could fix that issue in 2 minutes
you literally just open up noggit and move the anvilmar object down a little bit
it's not something that requires technical knowledge
>>534530389>you might not believe it but the issue most likely is just missing stairsIt's not, the geometry was altered in such a way that the building was lifted up so it's likely there were other side effects.
>>534530509I mean it takes away 5% of your xp when you die if you wanted to take matters into your own hands. It also gives fashion coins, forgot about those.
>>534530597>turtleniggersnot fmcniggers though
>>534530259>>534530478i want to be able to turn it down even more. why cant I just put .set xp 0.5
why is that not a thing I can do?
>>534530505idk, i've never had it on, as apparently thousands of other ppl
either way I just cba, im not going into my bios to play a fucking game and potentially brick my pc
>>534530572no need for that if you use incognito only for 4chan
but yes if you prev visited it an posted the cookie will track you
>>534530658>bossesnew big hp elite that drops nice gear
ftfy
https://turtle-wow.org/new-races
new custom race high elf
and goblin
>thread is dead now
>hype gone
Now it's truly over
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>>534530931one for each of the online guild members!!
>>534530741I dunno anon, you can try and send them that as a suggestion.
>>534530870isn't that what all of the bosses in vanilla wow are my friend?
>>534530741It can't brick your PC it literally just checks that what you're booting has been signed by Microsoft keys. Worst case scenario you can just disable it again. Online discussion about secure boot is retarded and misinformed it is 100% recommended to enable even if you use other operating systems
Real talk, how hard would it be to learn how to do all this coding shit for custom content for a wow private server? Interested in maybe dabbling in it as a hobby if anyone can spoonfeed me information
>>534531031Never in a million years expected for us to not be playing by this weekend, hilarious
>>534530086Rather than list everything out, I'm just going to say you should go to https://turtle-wow.org/ and click Features on the top banner.
>>534531221Wow this looks like dogshit
>kaytotes still asleep
>magic off being a faggot somewhere
>kes on suicide watch
>eredun somewhere muttering to himself about server performance
>ulmetrs returning to his home planet until he is needed again
i was rooting for pochie but it never stood a chance
>>534531045maybe someday off-topic will be enforced again these people will be shoahed on sight.
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6 sleepies until Ambie!
Epoch got another update, where's the server transtotes
>>534531337do you sleep every other day or what
even though ambershire is fresh, its still turtle
so is it going to be a true fresh where someone who's never played turtle before can join and have fun and make friends/guild and raid?
or is it going to be all degenerate sweatlord guilds that are pre-established from OG turtle and will just group together and pretend the rest of the server doesn't exist
i hope it never launches so it remains as one of the most tragic histories in wow private servers
>>534531084not true
after dabbling with that option my mouse now constantly does the "loading" motion and i don't know what program is being loaded over and over
it's a brick
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>>534530597>epoch and ambershire and bbc+ on the horizon>expecting people to be in a guild on a naxx farm server??
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>>534531323>JANNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE TALKING WITHOUT MY APPROVAL kill yourself randall snitch
>>534531479you already know that you are not going to get dal rend's if you're not the guild master's gf
>>534531479Mate, the average Turtle player is a beyond retarded hypernormie.
Probably the single worst WoW playerbase I've ever seen Which is fucking great
>>534530492Like 95% of people have static IPs or static mac addresses thoughbeit. Best is to just phone post, banned on phone then pop on airplane mode for a couple seconds and do it again.
Turns out Florida has a lot of pedophiles since I constantly get a message about being banned for CP on my 5G
>>534531480I actually want to play it, so at this point I hope the devs throw in the towel and release the database so someone more competent can host it.
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I'm no fan of Retail but the Highmountain Tauren look cool as hell. Why wasn't this the default Tauren aesthetic? Antlers are way cooler than horns.
can you porn addicts just simply stop masturbating ?
>>534531479Im playing Turdle for the first time and its been nothing but welcoming and fun, I seriously donโt get the hatred outside of custom quest text being dogshit and 1.x client being shit out of the box. Iโm a level 29 priest right now and Iโve had no trouble getting into groups and theyโve all been laid back and chill as fuck. I imagine freshie will be just fine
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It's over it's fucking over..
Magic left, the team gave up, the redditors are even pissed, everything fucking sucks.
Everytime I want to play a new mmo this shit always happens, either it gets shut down or becomes unplayable.
I can't take it anymore... I just want to explode...
>>534531796nope. no can do buckaroo. no way fag. not a chance
>kills your $150k private server
>>534531826Wow such a genuine post :) im going to install turtlewow right now!
Just kidding kill yourself faggot
>>534531719why is everyone saying "thoughbeit" now? i keep noticing
>>534531664>doing dungeon on turtie>2 mages, resto shaman, and 2 warriors>tank warrior pulls one mob at a time as if he is not in a prime cleave group and it takes like 2 hoursI wanted to rip my own face off, turtle players are such shitters.
HOLY SHIT ITS UP THE STEALTH LAUNCH
>>534531909Is there a video of this? lol.
>>534531939just sounds funny
>>534531479>degenerate sweatlord guildsTurtle is mostly dad gamer turbo casuals. There might be some sweat guilds on it but most guilds don't give a fuck. Same goes for the playerbase, most of them are really bad at the game (myself included). Your only concern is with the stillbirth of epoch the rabid SoDomite plague will descend upon turtle fresh turning it into a shithole of sweaty parsefags and raidloggers.
Update.
https://files.catbox.moe/bfrlwd.png
>>534531873Guild Wars 2 is eternal and has 90,000 hours of content and the instanced content is good and challenging.
HHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS BBBBBAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK
>>534516951>whitemane when she visits the abbey
>>534531871Vanilla Sweats are a disease anon, a festering boil of putrescence on the World... of Warcraft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNvmnqWt6rY
why do half the comments on this video think hes being serious
>>534532072At least they'll be contained on Ambershire and hopefully leave Nordanaar alone.
>>534531915Iโm sorry that Kay betrayed you ass blasted nigger but the guy asked how the servers been and thatโs how itโs been for me. I havenโt ran into any bullshit yet.
>>534531871nta but a worse playerbase means generally people are just more chill. it can be comfy
>>534530505>>534531084ugh fuck you fine i did it ugh it took me like 5 minutes of my fucking life UGH
>>534532072i need blizzard to relaunch sod so all the sodomite parsefiends can go battle it out on a well supported, log-enabled game
>>534519234After the events of WC3, the night elves and thrall's horde should have been able to find common ground through their naturism. Then the forsaken could have reunited with their families in the alliance and we'd have had Kalimidor vs Eastern Kingdoms
>>534532089I was hype for GW2 it seemed so awesome and came at a time where I was getting sick of the changes blizzard was making to WoW, but the instanced world and the pop up quests that just keep appearing every 2 minutes killed my immersion and it didnt seem as advertised at all. I got bored within a month, think I only got to level 40 or something
>>534532079I hope you get banned again and go to hell.
>>534532173anon its a private server tribalist on /vg/. don't bother lol guys a fucking retard. i'm 48 so i haven't hit end game but i agree with you. nothing but good experiences so far except for the faggot GMs in world.
>thread is bursting at the seams with discord troons
>>534532272Public quests and metas are kind of the bread and butter of GW2, if you don't like them you won't like any of the open world content. Shame, imo it's a lot deeper than typical WoW questing imo.
>>534532072>RP realm>will be overrun by the biggest no-life tranny parsersWhy does this always happen?
I want to play turtie (or any wow honestly) with anons, but I dont want to wait for the 17th :(
>>534518535blood elves should have never joined the horde
>>534532314i will play turtle when they give me a real slow xp rate, not just 50% on mobs.
>>534532382Won't the turtle mods actually enforce shit? I personally can't wait for 2000 hues to get nuked.
OH SHIT IT'S UP
THE STOLEN STUPPLY BACK IT'S UP
>>534532386Play Age of Conan for a week with the idiots on /vm/
They're starting in 17 hours >>>/vm/1864259
>>534532142do you have evidence to the contrary?
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That's it guys, I'm quitting epoch for the next 100 hours. Anything you'd like to say before I leave?
>>534532309What size do people tend to prefer?
I remember retail made 25's scale down to 10m but people still always wanted 25 for whatever reason even though 10 is comfy af
>>534532507>he thinks it will be only 100 hours LOL
>>534532378They just advertised it as if it was an ever evolving world and the pop up quests would lead to the world changing around you and shit, which seemed cool. Of course it would always have to cycle through I knew that, but when it came to reality it was just
>"OMG THIS BIG MONSTER IS TAKING OVER THE FARM">kill it>thanks adventurer!>20 seconds later>"OH NO HE'S BACK, SAVE ME ADVENTURER!!!"And that was like a real kick in the balls. Also they advertised exploration heavily and puzzles and stuff, but the invisible walls and instanced road meant all that kind of stuff was just a railroaded and curtailed "experience" instead of the fun exploration I had climbing shit in WoW and getting to places I shouldnt be like on top of Orgrimmar before Cata world update.
>>534532543i like bigger raids, its harder to make noticeable individual fuckups in a sea of 40 people, and the scale and visual of having 40 characters + pets in a boss room is just really cool
>>534532543>What size do people tend to prefer?9-12 inches, 14+ if tauren
yeah I'm gonna go play turtle wow and hit up some biofems
>but it's all trannies!
oh yeah?
https://youtu.be/-im3TbxZnMc
>>534527768dead server literally nobody heard of until a literal tranny made one yt video about it, further proving my point
>>534531873I hopr that faggot madseason hangs himself soon.
fucking hypocrite.
>>534532543I like 25, I think itโs perfect. Not too annoying to form, but big enough to make the encounter feel like itโs a major threat. 10 works as a cool idea for mega dungeons and shit and I wish it was something Blizz kept around.
>>534532458Hehe just when I posted this I killed a harpy and got a new small green pouch.
So Kenshi it is while I wait.
>>534532826>fucking hypocriteqrd? I thought his videos were comfy
>>534532595True, the jump puzzles are fun if you find them but you pretty much have to know they're there in advance to actually get it rolling. The game is more or less coasting on the fact that content never becomes obsolete, the new stuff is extremely hit or miss (more miss than hit). Path of Fire and LS4 are the strong points, and only if you played GW1 to appreciate the overlap.
>>534532782you should use a trip so i can find your posts later in the archive sis
I uninstalled epoch
Made an undead paladin and got to 10 so I basically beat the game
>>534531139just use chatgpt and lock the server to less than 2k people and you've got your own project epoch. it's just that easy.
>>534532968I also made an UD Pally and hit level 10 before the server died
>>534533067You wanna go heals while i go tank?
>>534532595>They just advertised it as if it was an ever evolving world and the pop up quests would lead to the world changing around you and shitagreed. that wasn't what turned me away from it but I did share the same exact sentiment on launch. big let down.
>>534533101>put on the dress faggot
I STILL BELIEVE IN POCHIE... there i said it.
>>534533101Nuh uh, I was leveling as Prot.
>>534533167Pally will wear dresses no matter their spec
Bros I sure hope no Crocolisk ate that poor female orc's son.....
>>534533178Its literally gonna be fine they just having a weekend off lol, Monday its on
All the new race/class combos look good for TWoW except Orc Mage.
someone ping me on discord when pochie launches
>>534532079not to into futa bro
There's been an accident
COLLISION DETECTED
Your server crashed and burned 0.3 miles away from you. You can still attempt to login, but the development team might be damaged.
Send flowers to your dev team's hospital room ->
>>534533327>new race/class combosWhat
>>534532882>bashes wow and blizzard on the his repeated "blizzard bad videos" >has the gall to proudly say "haha le told you so btw" about blizzard ruining classic with retail shit>still pays, shills and plays wow classic.>rehashed his "history of warcraft" videos like 5 times alreadyLong story short, this faggot criticizes blizzard and acts all smug about it, but still supports them and gives them money.
Pro tip, when you try to say something is bad, you are supposed to stop supporting it. and this faggot does.
He is an idiot.
>haha le told you so No, you are not smart for realizing blizzard is a shit company that rips off their crack addict playerbase. and no, you are not immune to their propaganda, specially when you still pay for it.
He is a massive faggot.
>>534533178I wanna believe, but they keep doing the exact wrong thing every time.
cant wait for pochie launch YAY
>>534533429What do you mean what?
>>534533434>this faggot criticizes blizzard and acts all smug about it, but still supports them and gives them moneyThat just sounds like modern blizzard fans, he's just as mazed as the rest of us.
i'm tired bros
im so tired
you guys think its only been the past 2 weeks but Kaytotes has been stringing on a launch for 14 months now
>>534533591I have never given money to blizzard, we are not the same.
>the server didn't crash, we took it down to fix the stairs
>the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those.
If they're going to blatanly lie they should at least put some effort
Only 3-4 more hours until the Project Epoch Stealth Launch sisters!
>>534533591Tripfag opinion don't care
>>534533042Youโre right but I also think Iโd not want to be a total retard so I can share my ideas with people and not look like a dumbass.
>>534533591>Turtlefag>AND Tripfagthe jokes write themselves
>>534533792Yeah i dont understand, server was perfectly stable for the whole uptime, reaching above 5k if i remember correct
I just wanted to play some wow this weekend
now I gotta find something to do
>>534533792don't forget
>my dog ate the launch it was just a test bro
>>534533865Why do people think Kes isn't trans? He literally plays all the tranny classes.
เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค EPOCH DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค
>>534516951source is Chijo Monogatari Henshitsusha (Onna) Shutsubotsu Chuu
>>534534126He's just a spiteful faggot that takes away all the preschool toys when someone says anything that even slightly unnerves him.
>>534534196what are the tranny classes
>>534534126Server was literally at 5.7k when I last looked before the shutdown.
anyone down for a gentlemen's wager?
>Kay or Kes will 100% delete and ban anyone wo makes an <MPREG> Guild
>>534534325Paladin, Druid, Shaman,(Combat) Rogue
Wait, so was the thing yesterday LAUNCH or TESTING?
all of this time you guys could've just played hardcore classic, but no, you need your tiny little autistic changes and "FrEsH" to satiate your drooling desires. you are all KEKS
>>534533178At some point you fuck up so hard in all ways that it's impossible to fail further. If they keep up the bullshit, they'll find away, but if they lay everything bare and drop the mystique and the ego there is a legitimate future. Ulmetrs did not sacrifice for nothing.
>>534534448idk i have been playing on wallcraft and it's been great
>>534534448I hate Mualani because now i want to spend my life looking for a super upbeat island princess i can breed
>>534534435stop nooticing bigot
>>534534520ik you'll find her on poch(when it comes up...) anon! yes, (you) will get your own cheery extroverted island girl!
>>534534435They can't get their story straight. It was a launch and tried to pass it as a test.
>>534534126it was getting to 5.7k and no lag on it. The 6k mark was feeling pretty real. It just sucks that this entire shitshow with the strating zones meant we get no Epoch at all during this weekend.
>>534534448I'd sooner play on Turtle or even Bronzebeard than give nu-Blizzard the time of day.
>>534534448been there
done that
hit level 60
raided
what else is there?
>>534534683Wow you're such a chad anon! Giving your 15 dollars to some random europoor for a mediocre server experience instead of blizzard is really showing them!
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>>534534448>hardcoregross
>classiceven worse
>>534532089Lol, lmao
>80kHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>challen-PFFFTTHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA OH MY GOD
If turdle was to just implement TBC spells and talents on Ambershire, I'd play it in an instant. Their class design is so shit its dreadful.
>>534534882Harder than Classic raiding, sorry bub
>>534532142Is that legit footage from epoch? It looks fucking awful who wanted Goldshire to look like this? I wonder how their custom instances look
>>534534904>Their class design is so shit its dreadful.explain
>>534534943It's real footage, he had the streamer fast pass to get in.
>>534532142>>534534943I genuinely don't get the hate for Nu-Goldshire other than the Inn totally being raped n gaped.
>>534533258What the fuck do I tell her now
oh no no no no
>>534534904It has been incredibly clear that none of the class leads communicate with each other. Then because the community is so incredibly casual they have no fucking clue what they're doing with the talent changes.
>>534532142>buildings clipping weirdly into the groundso this is what pochads have been hyping up huh
So did they give a reason for shutting the server down again?
I know people speculate it's the dwarf stairs, but have they confirmed it?
>>534533258>>534535092based crocolisk eliminating the tusked noshoes menace 1 orclet at a time.
>>534535067It just looks retarded, weirdly shaped houses scattered around with no thought. It reminds me of towns I would make in rom hack map editors as a kid
Does TWoW have a spell list for each class so I can look at their custom shit or what?
>>534535242magic roped himself
เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค EPOCH DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค
>>534535243orcs wear shoes doe
I grabbed like 10 names before it went down so I won
>>534532142This youtuber really makes me feel like the edge
>>534534882Post your Dances with Demons. Don't worry, I won't ask for your strike or raid CMs.
>>534535242nah the stairs already got fixed in one of the post-crash patches they put out
the anon who was fucking around with the patched world files showed that one off
the real reason is because magic was one of their main devs and he fucked off and no one left knows how to do what he did so they're scrambling
>>534534325the ones i don't like
>>534535124Oh it gets even worse than that.
>>534534945Let's start with resto druid.
In TBC you have basically 3 spells, with Lifebloom being an amazing spell because you always have a decision to stagger it to 3 stacks, to let it fall off, or to keep it going even at 3 stacks. You also have Rejuv and Regrowth. In WotLK you'd get Nourish and you other spells would get extra utility like returning rage. You can even do, tho it's less enjoyable, WotLK Lifebloom which costs a lot of mana but returns some, which would, with WotLK OoC make it a mana gain on Omen procs.
Duskhaven 1.0 did this in a great way. TBC itself was great for resto druid too.
Turdle?
You either go down the rank 3/4 HT like you did in Vanilla or you can cast only two spells, rejuv and regrowth in tree form with the ONLY difference being that you get a small heal when you overlap with someones Rejuv or Regrowth.
In the end, game play becomes a braindead cycling over the raid or group to just keep a hot up without care if the hot is needed or no. With TBC lifebloom, you could pop a few of them before damage so it falls off and heals them, WHILE you heal others with Regrowth.
Boomy is abysmal as well. I can say this for 4 out of 9 classes with ease.
Only thing stopping me from playing Turtle (and I have raid geared druids on both PvP and PvE realms) is this. Leveling is fun and good, Turdle got that right, but then what, relevel another class? Did that too... Then you just quit...
>>534535561>fell for the alpha assets memelmao
gw2 is retail wow questing tier difficulty
>finally get off work
>hmm, havent thought about Epoch all week but it's been weeks now, surely they've got something for me to check out
>"hey i know you paid our bills for years now but we're sweepy lol :) come back next week cuz we need a vibe reset :)"
I really have no words to be honest but I was pretty shocked
>>534535717More games need to steal LOTRO's landscape difficulty system. The Elder Scrolls Online is adding a difficulty system soon.
>>534535674>its just alpha assets bro
>>534535803one of the major devs straight up ghosted the server today, it's over man.
>>534535242There was some internal conflict over the launch. Some of them wanted to play BF6 but Kaytotes insisted it launch because he wanted to own the chuds. So Magic nuked the server on purpose and then him and Kaytotes had a punch-up and Magic walked out. They have all been heavily drinking and taking cocaine for the past week and things got a bit crazy. Kes is in a mental hospital. Ulmetrs is stil working as normal, unaffected by the petty actions of mortals. This is 100% true and confirmed.
>>534535661thank you, finally someone that plays the fucking game
>>534535661God, turtle resto druid is the dumbest, most amateur shit you could find on any iteration of this game. They randomly added tree of life with 0 thought behind it. It's so fucking stupid that it splits the existing resto druid in half because there's no lifebloom to support it
>Shenna buys the Epoch client for ยฃ50
>makes 100 million gazillion dollaridoos in less than a year
Do it Kaytotes. Sell your little hobby project to REAL developers like Crogge and Shenna.
>>534535897Do you think they're paying Ulmetrs or is he just some guy who really really wanted to play Epoch
>>534535897This was almost believable until you said cocaine, nobody does coke anymore.
how's hunter on turt
don't really care for melee memes just BM
>>534535839oh fuck you're not kidding? fuuuuuuuck. I guess Turtle fresh soon but I was sure hoping for a light at the end of the tunnel with this shitshow.
Anybody that pretends TBC class design is good is a bad actor that I shant be listening to.
>>534535974>>Shenna buys the Epoch client for ยฃ50Why would anyone even fucking want it? The whole project is built on a foundation of sand. Can't handle 20% of Turtle WoW's playercount.
anyone wanna come play warhammer online while waiting
>>534535995Oh really, what do they do now?
>>534536018Yep not kidding. I'm of the opinion that they have until the 17th to deliver a stable server and everything that happens in the meantime is just entertainment
>>534535839We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic We didn't lose Magic
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It's funny to read all the mental gymnastics these die hard epoch fanboys have to go through to cope. Just admit you got influenced by youtubers to try a private server and it sucked. You know other private servers aren't that scary and it just takes a few clicks to try them
>>534536026it's not perfect but it's a million times better than plain vanilla / turtle
>>534536079heroin laced with fent
>>534536136>magic leaves the server>magic deletes his github>we still have magic guys!
>>534536136They've deleted that off the discord :D
>>534536075How much custom content has Return of Reckoning added?
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Did trackerbro give up, too??
>>53453602670% of Vanilla's class design is genuinely indefensible, even in the context of when it released. At least TBC reduces that to like 50%, maybe 40%
>>534536150>>534536189In place of cocaine? Doesn't that shit make you nod
all i wanted to do was have a comfy 0.5x levelling experience
that's ALL I WANTED
>>534536323If people wanna get wired they just take Adderall (also laced with Fent)
>>534536147you don't even play the game nigger
turtle journey to 60 is fun but the endgame is boring and sucks, it needs tbc talents so, at least, some classes become borderline playable
>>534535409How does my orc grab your name though
>>534536223idk, this much? just been released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_olcDsylA
>>534535956Exactly
They had 3 insanely good options
1. Add TBC lifebloom to time the big heal
2. Add WotLK OoC and Lifebloom to make it relevant for mana regen + Nourish
3. Keep it without tree of life, but push Nature's Grace higher in balance to enable the full 1.5 sec cast idea behind crit based Regrowth so you can compete with Flash of Light's 1.5 sec cast. That's the main reason rank 3/4 HT is the main heal druid has all vanilla. Aessina's Bloom is so worthless, it could be changed to something good as well
And as I said, we can talk more specs for druid, like boomy or can switch to warlock which is also tragic.
>>534533591At least Bellular and Asmon had the dignity to quit
there really has to be more to all of this
it ran fine for the betas, didn't it? I saw footage of people raiding Ony.
How can they not keep it up for 10 minutes with 2k players?
>>534536282Certain classes in vanilla simply were plain unfinished. Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Shaman to some extent were literally just crunched out last minute.
Compare them to mage, rogue and warrior who were completed fully.
>>534536415I don't know which one to actually use yet!
>>534535956buddy of mine is going to play dreamstate resto on guru. never seen him so excited about that class.
>>534536461This looks cool. I haven't played much of RoR, how much of a PvE experience is there? I fuck with RvR as a DAoC enjoyer but it's been a long time.
>>534536461oh I just remembered, they finished and added the orc and dwarf capitols that were in the files
and also a low level tutorial dungeon for noobs
the rest are some armor sets and cloaks I think
>>534536516Yeah I don't know what's actually causing their problems. Things generally seem to be running well on the tests I got to do until they just take it down.
>>534536481>bellularfat bitch returns to wow and hypes it up all the time
>>534536481Really? Shit man I thought they would play it until their dying breath.
Wasnt Magic a parse tranny? In that case, losing him means we're back.
what is the turtle wow healing situation?
shaman or bust? or are others still highly desirable?
>>534536413>turtle journey to 60 is fun but the endgame is boring and sucks, it needs tbc talents so, at least, some classes become borderline playableWhat causes this mindset? Are you parroting some youtuber? This just isn't the case at all, you have no idea what you're talking about. Can you describe what classes/specs are unplayable and why?
>>534536075How good are the Dark Elf classes? I remember you basically needed a party to even play Sorceress. Is Black Guard a viable tank?
>>534536471sorry it's too retail
>adds lightwell as learnable skill
>>534536413>turtle journey to 60 is fun but the endgame is boring and sucksFinally someone gets it
>>534536075Already playing, I'm order since they are just a bit underpopulated most of the time and you get much faster queues. Don't care for RvR, shit's a zerg mess.
If you haven't made a character yet, roll a melee dps. I'm tired of joining scenarios with 8/12 players being healer and tanks
>>534536573Well that doesn't help either of us
>>534534904Explain in your own words what you mean
>warrior still on top, but not by far and above better than anything and everything>more utility to bring more classes>dps classes all feel nice and feels like anyone can top charts with the right setup/boss>sovlfvl classic+ style changes like priests being able to make a player their champion rather or survival hunters being actual melee dps rather than just slapping blizzard shit into the game like SoDomySo please explain what you mean
>>534536075Have they finished more of it? Last I played it was years ago and not much was working.
>>534536026What was your favorite iteration of class design? TBC I think is the only iteration worth building off of if youโre doing classic +
>>534536673Healers are always wanted, both during leveling and especially at endgame. You'll never have to worry about finding a group or raid, people will take you regardless of class because of simple supply and demand. For every one healer there's 50 DPS.
>>534536159nah you're a faggot
>>534536852Please tell me tanks are also wanted
>>534536775Order melee dps just don't appeal to me.
STOP TALKING ABOUT TURTLE WOW, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
>>534536673healers are fine but unironically don't play resto druid if you don't have a fascination with the class
you are worse than every other option thanks to prime turtle balancing
>>534536951we're talking about warhammer now chud
>>534536775what kind of mmo does not have mostly melee dps?
>>534536934For leveling tanks are the most needed, at max level it more even between tanks and healers because you ony need 2 tanks
>>534536934not after you're done with 5mans
>>534536978>>534536995Oh that's perfect then, fantastic!
>>534536786It's not like you can message me
>>534536976destro have tons of melee dps
to be fair their melee classes are more visually attractive
>>534536951calm down, gaytotes. go enjoy your mental break
>>534536026This
>shadowbolt spam>auto shot spam>seal twisting>frostbolt spam>rogue and warrior are the only cool classesNo one gives a shit about healer sissies
>>534536679>schizo thinks every opinion is influenced by e-celebslet me guess you also think dark souls 2 is a fun game and doesn't deserve the criticism right?
by playable i meant so they have an enjoyable mechanic addition to their gameplay. like that guy talking about druid's lifebloom. then they could add something like incinerate for warlocks to have a fire build, maybe icy veins and fire breath to mages so fire is less ass in pvp.
as i said, tbc is not perfect but gives classes a lot more flavor than turtle. and that's why i was interested in playing epoch.
Ret or Prot Paladin leveling on Amber?
I know prot can AoE a little bit, but I'll be leveling with a buddy so Ret might be faster?
You can still tank leveling dungeons as ret right? Just pop the golden fart with Righteous Fury and all the mana blessings/seals?
>>534537198Dont forget they didnt address meme specs like boomkin/spriest/ele at all. Fag who says Boomy is better in TBC than Turtle is brain damaged. Boomy is actually able to do damage on turtie meanwhile in TBC it was bottom dps garbage
>>534536802I already did. Read
>>534535661 for one example.
As for more utility to bring more classes that's not the result of class reworks, but of the raid tuning. If you're doing Kara 40 like my guild is, you'd notice not all classes are made equal.
As for classes feeling nice, do explain a severe lack of warlocks at 60. I have one, but how ever fun it was to level it, it's utter cancer at 60. Same for resto druid, read up.
Soul is cute, but why not have soul and good gameplay too?
>>534537198>>534537427Dual wield enhance shamans were also disgusting and dumb.
The best iteration of classes in the "Classic" game (before cata) was wotlk easily. Could have easily just done wotlk instead of turdbc and tweaked the damage numbers. Especially if they were going to add shit like Bladestorm anyways
>>534537198You say this like >ability spam isn't every class in vanilla too
>>534537410Prot so you can tank for my heals
>>534537462Warlock was cancer in TBC too though. You were top dps, but a shadowbolt/curse bot.
>>534535409i want this but its horde men that are branded with the alliance logo by smug alliance queens
>>534537578>why make things better when we can just do SoD: TurBoCuck edition?At least on turtle most classes arent just pressing 1 button
>>534536026Compared to Vanilla or most of Vanilla+ that's around, TBC is amazing. Wrath is on another level
>>534536323It's a matter of supply. All the fun, nonretarded nonhallucinogen drugs are gone. First they came for quaaludes, now you can't even get regular old party coke anymore - that's not laced.
Iโm turtling my epoch rn
>>534537198and somehow vanilla/turtle is worse than this.
of course i want them to add wotlk skills but it's nothing short of a miracle, as they are even scared of touching tbc talents, maybe due to balance factor.
>>534537741I never got far with it but I remember hearing they got that one channeled shot from later xpacs.
They list the class changes more in-depth on their site.
>>534536006>>534537741Buffed while leveling. Just grab Spirit Bond and Steady Shot and you'll destroy anything. Impossible to fuck up. Don't even need dungeons or quests, you can just grind shit endlessly, especially with the tent buff. Not gear dependant, maybe grab a new bow every 10 levels or so. With BM your pet becomes an unkilleable tank, and they also get hit% and caling with your AP early on in the talent tree.
You'll have a LOT of competition in dungeons and raids, like 40% of the server plays a hunter because of how strong and comfy they are.
>>534536591>how much of a PvE experience is there?there's like 5 dungeons at max level some giving BiS gear, some are just gear to progress allow you to progress to the next tier
there is also a big public quest that's like a huge raid bossfight, people organize these all usually because the rewards are just simply worth it
leveling there are 3 dungeons, one of them is the before-max-level-easy-gear-to-start-your-grind farm
otherwise you can play and level in the zones, but they are not active at all, I haven't played much but I didn't run into bugged quests or events
>>534536696>How good are the Dark Elf classes?depends on what you want, yeah sorc is like bright wizard(but worse?), glass cannon ranged dps, not optimal for solo
BG is good yeah
>>534537945>channeledCast time I mean
>>534537410Prot unless you plan to avoid dungeons like the plague
See you on the 17th, big D
>>534536775>witch hunterew
>slayernaked manlet... does IB work as 2h dps? I guess not that well
>white lionretarded AI wrangling pet class... they look cool though
Will I get invited for raids as ass rogue on Turtle or is that not meta?
Maybe I'll just make priest and be a healslut...
>>534537739what did they make better after all these years? classes play about the same as vanilla
>>534538142There is also shadow warrior for melee/ranged hybrid but I don't know how they work.
Dwarf
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>Dwarf? Check
>Paladin? Check
>Prot? Check
>Balding? Checkarooni
>try to make account on turtle
>This forum username is already taken!
Great, now if I want to use my char name on Ambershire people will confuse me with some tranny that has been playing Turtle for years.
>>534538256Chugging racial kegs on cooldown/
>>534535273Your best bet is their Database page, which is like wowhead but worse.
https://database.turtle-wow.org/?spells=7
>>534538201I wanted to tryout Rogue on Turtle but their talent tree is so fucking fried there just look at it lol. Turtle devs unironically believe they are smarter than the geniuses who designed classes from vanilla to wotlk.
>>534538235>lanky elf rangerEW
also hate those faggots after playing as destro mdps
>have one ability to catch up to them otherwise they can just kite me forever while shooting>use it>they jump backwards 100 meters>repeat
What if they launch Pochie tomorrow as a gesture of goodwill?
>>534538492it finna crash in 15 minutes and gaytotes will have another meltie and close the server for 1 week
>>534538492a gesture of goodwill to who
Magic and Kes made an appearance yesterday and I wanted to recap what they both said similar to the ktotes recap the other day.
Kes: Message to the community
general - Referenced positive interactions and that criticisms of the launch being valid. Praised community managers and the bot. Expressed disappointment with negative community reactions after the team spent 4 years voluntarily crafting the project and the hostility that have been thrown there way due to the launch not going as planned
Magic: We Believe Realms are ready:
general - Magic address the we now believe realms are ready taking full responsibility as well as explaining why it lead to confusion with the realms still not being available.
Magic: Epoch Forums may be coming:
general general- Not to be taken as an announcement but forums are something magic wants to code for us, as he believes discord was amazing early on but with the large growth actual conversations are hard to have through it now
Servers up Soon
general - No guarantee it wont be up today or tomorrow (this was 8/7 on posting) but its the best update were gonna get
Magic: Registration Opening
general - The team has not discussed an exact time for reopening registration yet
Magic: Economy Effects of Level 15 Cap
general - even the richest player would have been overtaken within a day max
Magic: New Starter Zones
general general new starter zones are amazing, and content/art team did great work
Kes/Magic Mee6
general - asking for what we think regarding mee6 implementation,
general general - mentioning the chat is actually semi-readable now that the spam has been reduce via the bot
general - Kes also mentioning it needs some tweaking still
Magic: Suggestions Archived/Kezen and Guru Channels coming back
general suggestions channel has been archived, general Kezen/guru channels coming back?
>>534538492yeah no, I would expect the relaunch earliest monday but it's more like going to be the middle or end of next week
>>534538492Launching on the weekend when they specifically said they wouldn't under the guise of "stealth" does sound dumb enough for these devs to do.
Ah yes the stealth launch at weekend prime time
slep
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Pochie Pals...
>>534537652Yep. That's true. You COULD have one affliction lock for buffs/debuffs at least. 5% less physical dmg, 3% more spell damage and an imp for blood pact for the tank group. We always had RDruid, Affli Lock, Shaman and Two tanks.
Wrath, with demo and affi was so good.
who is gonna make <Pochie Pals> on Ambershite?
p-pochis...?? has t*rtle won...
เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค EPOCHADS TAKE MY ENERGY เผผ ใค โโ เผฝใค
You now remember "now might be a good time to bring Kezan and Gurubashi" channels back
>>534538796I'm going to make <Immaculate Vibes>
>>534538951buy vibes coin today, since the server has nothing else to offer
>it's just a little lag!!
>they'll fix the crashes in a couple hours!
>they'll fix the crashes in a couple days.
>it won't take longer than one week..
>they're just delaying to shake off the tourists...
>t-the poll is the last thing before the real launch....
>i-it's gonna be a shadow launch just you wait....
>t-they just need a mental health break, magic didn't leave.....
>super secret second shadow launch this weekend while they are on break for sure.........
What cope are we coming up with next when nothing happens this weekend?
>i spoke with internal team members in a group discord chat/voice call.
The leaks are kes and magic are both power bottoms who lets kaytotes have free use of theyre bussy's, but kes wanted to be main bottom and eventually caused magic to lash out from his femboy hormones and rage quit. ETA on server is late august early september if the vibes resurge and become immaculate again.
>>534534945>>534536802Ret's rotation being faceroll instead of seal twisting which is not only unique but serves as a necessary filter, a different sort of hybrid tax if you would which is needed for Ret
>>534539078>they are waiting for turtle fresh to launch so tourists leave1 month later
>they are waiting for turtle fresh to die so tourists come back
>>534538868Fake, but its interesting to note that guy Jeremiah, he was in the discord the whole time. No idea who he was but he's gone now after the relaunch meltdown.
>>534539078I haven't come up with one yet but I'll think of something
Epoch
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>>534517232well tbf dont act like they got doxxed by anonymous or some shit, they left very important info for people out there (full name in a fucking steam profile connected to your discord)
i only feel bad for cutie pochie anon
>>534539181trying too hard
>>534526635Ambershite will drop off fast once people realize leveling at 1x with that client is shitty as fuck.
>>534539543nothing wrong with the client, zoomie
magic
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>>534517232>>sudden 1 week before launch 60k blizzdrones fresh off the SoDomy ship raid your discordDon't pretend they weren't aware it was gonna blow up many months ago
>>534538492At this point, not telling the playerbase at least a window of a possible launch would be highly hostile. As in it could not be construed as anything but intentional disrespect and betrayal.
Stringing people along on "soons" and "24 hours" "couple of days" for TWO WEEKS, during which you can go online for "testing" at any point (and your progress won't be wiped), while lying in updates and simultaneously promising to be more transparent, has /spat in the face of everyone who made actual life plans e.g. work time off.
If after such a circus show, at rock bottom, you finally give people a shred of real scheduling information so they can pack up and go home, and you lie about even that, you become an actual permafaggot and you lose whatever white status you had.
I'm playing 5x XP cata whitemane where people drop N bombs in world chat and get away with it.
>>534539613I'm 43. I took a bus to a mall in California to buy WoW the day it came out in 2004.
What are some pservers to use time on while waiting for epoch?
Not playing turtle
>taking the weekend off
It's over. Discord totally locked. They're not even working on anything this weekend. It's a hobbyist project. With weekends off?
I left their discord. It's over.
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