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>Version 3.5 "Before Their Deaths" Special Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT48gE7YMDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Bdydk8_kY

>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home

>3.5 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250802version-fbil7u/index.html?

>The Deliverer Trailer - "Trailblazer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTVP4GxK0Y
>Honkai: Star Rail × Fate[UBW] Collab PV — "A Long 'Fated' Meeting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9RiJv1fNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPhbGKCPBJo

>Current Character Banners: Firefly, Jingliu, Blade + Hanya, Lynx, Luka - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40133643
>Collaboration Warp: Saber, Archer - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39896770

>New Drip Marketing:
>Evernight (5* Ice Remembrance) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40351051
>Dan Heng • Permansor Terrae (5* Physical Preservation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40369990

>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift
YA266JQ8VA4X
CREATIONNYMPH
STARRAILGIFT
STARRAILFATE
PHAINONSENDOFF

>/hsrg/ Tools & Resources
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>/hsrg/ Thread Template
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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

This one

Is HSR reclining?

My wife is so cute
>>534520628
Hoyo gacha as a whole is reclining.
No one is truly safe

>>534520418 (OP)
Oh wow the super organic popularity of Everpag is from homosexuals.
I'm so shocked.

Mindbroken

I feel like Evernight has more fanart than most Amphoreus girls do even pre-release, what the fuck

Unironically hoping we get new five star versions of Welt and Himeko. I want to go adventuring with the full astral express crew.
Give me my cringe ass avengers assemble moment where they all come in to save trailblazer from something

fish damage

>>534521251
why does she get a special fish iconf or her dmg.

Bronya(s) SEXOOO!

Uh oh pagrene melty

>>534521175
just that powerful

Uh oh pagrene and pagfly melties

The face of Star Rail
The face of Genshin
The face of Honkai Impact
The face of ZZZ

>>534521691
Which event is this?

>>534520628
pretend I posted that picture of Blade leaning back while using his phone, I can't find it right now.

>>534521691
these are all men

Wait something's missing

face of the game

>>534521734
nta but I think there was a hoyo event in Shanghai today
I saw pics of the Phainon statue they had in bilibili world moved there

I love my wife Cassie!

>>534521691
Navia is unironically the 2nd or 3rd character with most voiced lines after Paimon
She appeared in almost every Companion Quest in Fontaine and a lot of events. Add all this to her involvement in Fontaine AQ and... FIHYAAAA

>Evernight nowhere to be seen
Why did everpag flop?

>>534521942
Damn Genshin designs really fell off

>>534521942
We know Caelus

>>534521175
no one actually likes amphoreus characters while people actually like march and want to see her 5* form
the chrysos heirs will be quickly forgotten once it ends

Keep buying the welkin every month to fun my game, paypiggy~

...why is it somehow unbelievable for some that march is popular?

>>534521794
No way the phainon cosplayer is a man

>>534521969
Navia is the wife of Aether
the most canon

why is the beta delayed

Why is Yurifly such a bitch

The Fate event was pretty mid but it wasnt god awful like you guys said. It really could have used a unique final boss though.

>>534522109
I mean she was getting like 1 fanart per week before Everything.

>>534522193
Gamescom prep

>no Cyrene not HoH
>no Elysia 3
JUST MARCH

>>534522260
Phrolova won

>sem titulo
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia

>>534522225
It brings me great pleasure...

>FGO top 1 for 6 days straight already
we should have collabed with FGO and got someone sexo like Kama. UBW collab is boring.

>>534522109
no one really believes that. it's just the old retarded waifu warring

>>534522242
because the spotlight wasnt on her, she was old news

>>534522245
oh so there really is a logical explanation, good to know

Dont forget to pray for our sister game

>>534522234
They should stop reussing assets

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (78)

>>534521691
>phainon

>>534522592
They should but at least it made sense here with the whole "getting trapped in memories" thing. We should have had a unique setpiece mixed in though. The silent movie stuff went on too long and a new location would have been a good finale.

>>534522672
>memechart
KEKYPOW

Love wins!

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

antizzzschizo melty truly never ends

>>534522438
https://youtu.be/_QiiUAU7jYM?si=9mv6C8_-S29VlNKY

The UBW Collab was a FGO Collab in disguise especifically when they do their silly events.

>>534522438
>we should have collabed with FGO and got someone sexo like Kama. UBW collab is boring.
Imaging getting trapped in a video game by BB.
But chinks couldn't handle Melt and Lip.

>>534522792
Hating zzz is my whole personality thoughever

I love Firefly but unfortunately, I am abandoning her for my one and true wife Cyrene

>>534522915
So.. do you even play HSR?

>>534522792
We are trying to move away from that. Why do you think people are trying to start a "March is super popular" fad right now?

Evil March would be perfect if she wasn't evil.

Yuri general

>>534522883
the collab was also a promo for the hollow ataraxia remaster.

>>534523092
you know damn well she won't be evil

Yuri game

For me it's
March 7th > ZZZ (without DOGSHIT VIVIAN) > HSR (without Amphoreus) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amphoreus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOGSHIT VIVIAN

What's going to happen to the "March is super popular" when she makes less money than Hyacine?

>>534523261
Blame phainon for killing the game

What is your favourite Evernight fanart so far?

>>534523168
DOGSHIT POSTER! good taste!

>>534523168
what did vivian do? i never played zzz

>>534523168
For me it's Trigger>everything else

>>534523261
Hoyo fucked her up just like they fucked up Sanby
Paimon is the only face of her game that got lucky

>>534523364
her name is theresia

>>534523261
Selling and being popular are two different things

>>534523364
need Trigger's ass on my face...

>>534523425
The app icon should of been like Belle

>>534523304
i don't know, my folder is getting too big

>>534523092
Evil March would be fun if she was in a jap h-game and not a chink gacha where she's gonna be a nothingburger.

>>534523517
So ZZZ is more popular than Star Rail? And Blue Archive? And Nikke? And...

>>534523629
Did Sparkle just suck off paglus while he was asleep...
Classic Sparkle prank!

>>534523261
Blame zzz for killing the patch as per usual

>>534523304
but this one is pretty good. the more gothic lean, the better

>>534523537
theresia*

>>534523637
>ZZZ is more popular than Star Rail?
No... But March 7th is more popular than any videogame character

>>534523560
I don't even save everything and it still caught up to my base Nano folder

This game needs a chibi dorm

>>534523034
Yea, I play zzz too I just hate every second of it

>>534523782
NOOOOO. YOU NEEED TO RESPECT HER......

>AND THEN
"DIE SHAOJI.... SHITLYSIA IS LESBIAN PINK JESUS SHRIABFOSNFIAKCJ"

I WILL brick myself with CeryBRICK AND her signature BRICK and then I will get Dan 3.0's signature

>>534524068
what is this melty?

>>534523261
I would roll a version of her that isn't an hp brick that requires 3 other bricks to function

>>534523952
it really does. it needs any kind of comfy permanent content like the chibi dorm, the bedroom could have been that but it was of course a one and done wet fart

is yuri accepted in /hsrg/?

>>534524230
Yuri company
Yuri game
Yuri general

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>>534523425
>lucky
Paimon is supported by the lore of Genshin and it has been building up for years. Paimon's origins and purpose have been something people have been interested since day 1 and the recent Genshin trailers made people more interested.
March has nothing to her besides the ice and it was never interesting because it never mattered to the story. Dark March is currently suffering what Penacony suffered, a big premise with no build up and jumping straight to the end.

oh my fucking god here we go again

>>534523952
We can't even get a bond system. No way in hell we'll ever get something like a dorm of any sort.

We like Yaoi and Yuri here

Which horse facts are we learning today?!

Notice how every threads is a shitfest meanwhile marchbros just post art and show love to their fav?

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #1]

While horses feature in various beliefs and traditions, they do not hold the same significance in Chinese culture as mythological animals such as cranes, phoenixes, dragons, and tigers. The association of the qilin with the unicorn—and by extension, the horse—remains a subject of debate. In general, the Chinese have primarily regarded the horse as a utilitarian animal, which accounts for the rarity of legends involving winged horses and the absence of a counterpart to the myth of the centaur. However, horses are included in the Chinese zodiac, where they hold cultural significance.

>wakes up
>starts spamming
Damn this pag has no life

I don't like Elysia.

I don't like Cyrene

>>534524548
she's just that lovable

>>534524121
>I WILL brick myself with CeryBRICK AND her signature BRICK
Me too and she got lucky that she's into chess like me, otherwise I would just skip her

no trailer for nihility one?

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #2]

The Amourski (Russian: Aмypcкaя лoшaдь, Amourskaïa lochad), also known as Amur horse or Manchurian pony, is an extinct breed of small Siberian and Manchurian horses. Formed in the early 19th century, it originated from the area around the Amur River in northeast Asia, in Russia and China. These small horses, more refined than other Siberian breeds, were usually ridden or driven, and were known for their hardiness.

Nobody cares about March. Elysia is the new face of the game.

We have learned from Wuwa. The more we compare HSR to other games the more popular HSR gets. It's why Wuwa is more popular than Genshin now.

I like Mem
I like Cyrene
but I don't like Elysia
shame they've decided to thrust her forcibly up our ass holes

Why Firefly was a hit as (You) bait but Castorice and now Cyrene were such flops?

I think the only ones for (You) that can be more impactful than Firefly are March and maybe if Pom Pom turns into a girl

>>534524976
Learn english you fucking monkey

>>534524846
She's being left to die and be forgotten by next patch, so she's getting the least amount of PVs like Lingsha (?) did.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #3]

In 1949, the Chinese Communist Party banned horse betting, a law that remains in effect today, citing the practice as a result of the decadent influence of foreign occupation. Throughout the 20th century, China remained predominantly rural, with horses widely utilized in various aspects of daily life. By 1985, China possessed the largest horse herd in the world, numbering approximately 11 million, according to an FAO report, which represented one-sixth of the global horse population.

How do the threads keep getting more mentally ill

>>534524940
>>534524940
I like feces
I like poop
but I don't like shit

Meta for proper game content and endgame aside, what's the best unit for clearing random story fights? Like if you could start with a particular 5 star what would help speeding through the story most. Someone who can spam their ult reliably?

Dont forget zzz flopped and they need our help

>>534523629
I would report Sp*rkle to the authorities

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #4]

Since the 2000s, horse riding has gained popularity in China, particularly among the more affluent segments of the population. In 2002, the China Equestrian Website was launched, cataloging equestrian clubs that reached 500 by 2012. The 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing further accelerated interest in equestrian activities.

In 2011, the city of Tianjin announced a $2 billion investment to develop a "horse city," featuring two racecourses, 4,000 stable spaces, a training center, and a veterinary clinic; however, the project's future remains uncertain. Many investors are hopeful for the liberalization of the horse betting market. Horse riding is increasingly viewed as an expensive leisure activity and a status symbol.

>>534524940
>not liking the best one
What a fag

>>534525179
I think if you're looking for plug and play then Anaxa might be your best bet? Of course my perception of him is biased since I have the birds and everyone's cone but conceptually you can staple 4* Tingyun to him and shoot everything. Probably.

>>534524976
What if I kick you in the balls? It would hurt and you would roll in the floor unable to resist the pain but you would learn lesson to watch out for my movements. Then What if I try to do it a second time? Ah then you would be physically and mentally prepared ready to avoid me.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #5]

Many translations from Chinese into English involve the translation of the Chinese qilin as "unicorn". However, the "Chinese unicorn" is more of a type of deer, than it is a type of horse. Taxonomically, the qilin would appear to be a one-horned ungulate; although, without information on whether the qilin, or lin, had, for example, an odd or even number of toes, the classification, in this regard, may remain moot, from a modern biological perspective. Nevertheless, and contextually, the Chinese characters used in sources strongly suggest that the "Chinese unicorn" was in no way considered to be a "horse".

>>534524976
You are gay btw

>>534525210
Why doesn't HSR have a chart?

>>534523261
How many times do you need to be told that sales do not equate to popularity?

>>534525506
True, Honkai Impact is way more popular than Star Rail then.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #6]

The Horse (⾺) is the seventh of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac related to the Chinese calendar. There is a long tradition of the Horse in Chinese mythology. Certain characteristics of the Horse nature are supposed to be typical of or to be associated with either a year of the Horse and its events, or in regard to the personality of someone born in such a year. Horse aspects can also enter by other chronomantic factors or measures, such as hourly. The year of the horse is associated with the Earthly Branch symbol 午.

>>534525590
it is
TROOKANOOKA

>>534523261
she'll get benched and cyrene is gonna take over her role

>>534520524
>>534522778
Holy reddit

What's the inside joke of the horse facts

>>534524976
>blandrice
shes artificial 4u bait
>cyrene
she will break records

>>534525679
Nothing, he's just spamming and ban evading

>>534525679
Mental illness

>>534525050
Cant tell if those two are whites trying to look Asian or Asians trying to look white...

>>534524976
>and now Cyrene were such flops
>he thinks not Elysia will flop
Lol you wish

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #7]

List of Horse years, with accompanying signs. Which horse are (You)?

>25 January 1906 - 12 February 1907: Fire Horse

>11 February 1918 - 31 January 1919: Earth Horse

>30 January 1930 - 16 February 1931: Metal Horse

>15 February 1942 - 4 February 1943: Water Horse

>3 February 1954 - 23 February 1955: Wood Horse

>21 January 1966 - 8 February 1967: Fire Horse

>7 February 1978 - 27 January 1979: Earth Horse

>27 January 1990 - 14 February 1991: Metal Horse

>12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Water Horse

>31 January 2014 - 18 February 2015: Wood Horse

>17 February 2026 - 5 February 2027: Fire Horse

>4 February 2038 - 23 January 2039: Earth Horse

>>534525815
Why is race on your mind 24 hours a day?

>>534525506
It's beginning already kek. People are preparing everything they can.
>sales do not equate to popularity
So does that apply only to HSR or will it apply to Genshin and ZZZ too? KEK.

>>534525815
damn... that really is a trip

>>534524345
post the teio version

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #8]

The Baima, or white horse, is associated with the introduction of the Buddhist teachings to China. Commemorative structures include the Luoyang White Horse Temple, in dedication for the arrival of two Buddhist monks from the Yuezhi territory then of northern Afghanistan and parts of north-western India, on two white horses; and, the Dunhuang White Horse Temple/Pagoda, in dedication to the Buddhist monk Kumārajīva and his white horse Tianliu, whom together are reputed to have carried Buddhist scriptures from the ancient Central Asian Silk Road city of Kucha to Dunhuang, China, in the 4th century of the Common Era. Another example is Xuanzang's white Buddhist-scripture-carrying dragon/horse, famous from the popular novel Journey to the West.

>>534525989
zzz has neither sales nor popularity

>>534525814
god I love this couple

>>534525615
>Most popular waifu and one of the most shilled character in the game flops 1 year later
wow

>>534526007
I want her to go horseback riding bareback, and me to be the horse.....

>>534525703
>she will break records
As the most flopped hi3 expy?

Marchbros and Elysiabros might not see eye to eye on everything, but at least we can all agree that Firefart is a FLOP

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #9]

Literally meaning, "horse of heaven" or "heavenly horses", mythically Tianma was a fabled winged horse with composite attributes, such as dragonesque features; and, sometimes the Tianma was linked to certain astral or stellar phenomena, or constellations.

The horses could also be real, now somewhat ordinary domestic or semi-domestic horses, but in the medieval period of history somewhat extraordinary (and legendary) for their stature and prowess. Sometimes the "heavenly horses" were linked with the "blood-sweating"—probably due to an endemic parasite, Parafilaria multipapillosa, a parasitic nematode of horses (Schafer, 295 note 19).

These horses of Central Asia were legendary for their size and prowess. Historically, the flying, blood-sweating, dragon-boned, celestial horses are connected with the Han dynasty and the emperor Han Wudi, and notably celebrated in the poetry of the Tang dynasty by the poet Li Bo (Beckwith, 112 and Schafer, 59-60).

Does aventurine is gay?

What if we got a horsegirl?

>>534526331
Ye shiyuan is a horse thiren?

>>534526319
HE WOULD HAVE WON WITH THE PREVIOUS ALOGRITHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534525958
Why are you assuming things out of your ass on an anonymous board? Is my "le posting style" similar to one of your schizos?
It is a perfectly valid observation. Why are you so butthurt about it?

It's not only that she gets a lot of art, it's that most of it is godlike
I guess that's that power of a great design

>>534526275
like thats gonna happen

Rice shaker

The most popular HSR character of all times by a huge margin

>>534526331
Then she is wife and I will roll, wife, C6R6, wife, honsewife, wife. Anyway

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #10]

One of the main characters in the classic novel Journey to the West mostly appears in the form of a white horse, but is really a converted dragon. Yulong, the third son of a Dragon King (Ao Run, of the West Sea): in order to redeem himself from his past unfilial sins, Boddhisatva Guan Yin gracefully allows him to serve as a mount for the monk Xuanzang during his mission to fetch scriptures from "the West". Monkey (Sun Wukong) is employed in Heaven as a supervisor of the celestial stables. He also battles Horse-face guardians, during his epic harrowing of hell. Throughout the novel, the dragon-horse serves a role as part of a fairly elaborate metaphor (or conceit), in which the white horse symbolizes mental will, or mindful willpower.

>>534526432
Yeah but that's in other game. All we have is a fat pony.

>>534526485
Post your roster.

>>534526306
I like the horse facts a lot bro keep them coming

>>534526331
we probably will now that the horse manure simulator has been successfully shilled to every gachaslopper on the planet

>>534525615
Wtf were they thinking with this banner LMAO
The way it was set up it was never going to make money

>>534526298
Marchfags have every right to hate Elysia since she is getting all the special treatment, but Elliebros as the obvious winners do not care about March at all, she is just irrelevant.

>>534526319
No one has explained what this image means yet btw.

>>534526565
!!

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #11]

"Longma" means dragon-horse, or horse-dragon. Among other accounts, a longma was said to have revealed the Yellow River Map, an early example of a mathematical magic square. Indeed, the presence of a longma was used as a sign of connection with the manifestation of one of the legendary sage-rulers of legend, particularly one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. As described below, the monk Xuanzang, was legendarily held to have retrieved Buddhist scriptures from India with the help of a famous bailongma, or "white dragon-horse". The Baimasi, or "White Horse Temple" is a name in China for old and famous Buddhist temples.

>>534526319
>both girls get a #1 rank despite being different
>male gets #2
this seems biased but hey, I'm no statistician

>>534525615
That top peak is all firefly skin btw

>>534526716
You guys managed to lose even though it was 2-1 and March was absent from the story since january. Hoyo will need to make her really broken to sell otherwise she will flop really hard

>>534526716
>don't care about March at all
>shit up every thread with anti-March rhetoric
this doesn't really add up but okay if you say so

Was lycaon popular enough in the east to potentially open the door for more non humanoid characters in hoyo games? He’s getting a ton of fanart and merch

>>534526969
not everyone is the same poster you schizo

>>534525615
Men are superior to women

>Evernight, Ice Remembrance
>RMC, Ice Remembrance
>Cyrene, Ice Remembrance
Very cute.

>>534527015
>Elliebros
you spoke in the plural, did you not?

>Phainon and Cyrene take most of the expy hate
Based

>>534527126
>and Cyrene
How can anyone hate Elysia?

why is the happy cuck rambling about horses now?

>>534524841
Also I WILL get E1 CeryBRICK in a single 10 pull!

>>534527126
not Cyrene, Elysia
Cyrene is fine, very cute very funny
Elysia is a copypasted dyke hag
they should have kept her smol

>/hsrg/ religiously talks about sales while /wuwa/ laughs at us with 1/8th of our sales...

slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp me love daddy hoyo making millions of dollars every month!

>>534527126
Expies are ok as long they are treated equally with the other characters
Acheron is an extremely organic character compared to cucknon and whorene

>>534525615
Hyacine >>>>> Saber

>>534527126
At least Phainon gets treated as his own character
People don't even pretend and Even just call Cyrene as Elysia

Everyone is playing bf6

>>534527308
>/wuwa/
Who?

>>534527328
Wife

>>534526716
beautiful art

>>534527126
>hate
Phainon outsold every 3.0 character.

>>534527354
To be fair Phainon looks and is different enough from Kevin
Meanwhile Cyrene stopped being a hebe and they just copypasted Elysia

>>534527308
saaaaaar good marning yes we are shit the posting welcome

>Phainon outsold every 3.0 character.
>Phainon gets treated as his own character

>>534527059
Evernight should've been fire

>>534527354
Because no one cares about Kevin while Elysiafags want Elysia not Cyrene.

>>534527413
*Redman and Saber* outsold

Phainon is the best character in all of Honkai Star Rail

>>534527445
And she's still S PLUS REVENUE and will outsell March 2:1.

>>534527354
>Phainon gets treated as his own character
he's literally kevin

WE
WANT
CYRENE

>>534527461
Saar what is shitpost? Can I eat it saar?

Phainon is more popular than Kevin
Cyrene will never be more popular than Elysia

>Claims there is hate for the HI3 expies
>Trying to create March vs Cyrene drama
>Don't see it anywhere except here and people here saying some random chinese sites are mad
This has got to be one of the most pathetic campaign in HSR history. This is Youtuber level drama baiting.

>>534527615
this is true
maybe the trailer was just a prank to promote HI3

>>534527485
at least she's not imaginary

I think Phainon is a pretty bad character and his stor- I mean, Khaslana story was pretty cringe and so over the top that I was laughing most of the time

>Phainon's character for 5 patches was basically:
I am important... I am VERY IMPORTANT... My role will be cruci- wait FR is me? Wow... These memories... Sorry TB but you are the Very Important character now my best friend ever even though we interacted very little. I will suffer the greatest possible humiliation against a simulated Lord Ravager because... le memories

>>534527726
Raiden Bosenmori Mei good
Kevin and Elysia bad

If HI3 is bad why was the first limited character in the game a hi3 expie that broke sales records and who's bis standard banner support was also a hi3 expie :). And Acheron

Frotting with Dan Heng

>>534527767
why is she ooking like monkey

>>534527834
This but unironically

>>534527851
Evernight...

>>534527764
Cyrene's armpits...

>>534527726
At least Shaoji is being hated everywhere

>>534527726
are you having fun yet?
>>534527910

Only people I see mad about cyrenelesia are just hebefags here, despite the fact the game has more hebes and maids than any other body type. Not to mention they literally just for pink Barbara for a hebe

Sparkle wouldn't be a good mom.
I'd still make her one anyway.

Hyacute is so cute

>Self Annihilator
>obsessed with the doomsday scenarios
>kills billions but is considered painless and an act of mercy
>loner
What's his fucking problem?

>>534527323
They did Saber, and the Fate collab dirty, by making her so fucking shit. I'm a huge Saberfag and was planning on E6ing her, but after how terrible the MSQ was and how mediocre she is, I decided not to spend any money.

The sexiest Chrysos Heir next to the sexiest Archon...

Is this true?

what we need from hi3 is more Bronyas

So the new path will be elation? Which means S1 mandatory again. E1 too if you dont wanna fall off a cliff after 6 months. Literally just skip everything until 4.0.

Why do HI3 expies that received no shilling or launch boost just flop like SW and Luochud? Almost as if people want 'premium units' with luxurious animations which just so happen to be allocated to HI3 nepobabies 99% of the time

>>534528212
kill yourself pedo

>>534528242
We need another Seele that resembles her HI3 counterpart more, or rather "Seele"

>>534528228
Yeah she's fugly too

>>534521175
no one gives a shit about a bunch of backwater digital bumpkins

>>534528295
Or I can just not care about endgame

>>534528313
This was literally the Hoolay arc and that's why it was kino thoughhowevermaybeitperchance
https://youtu.be/UsZNj9srzR8?feature=shared

>>534528295
>skip everything until 4.0
my logical core really does want to. please keep reminding me to do so and you have my gratitude.
>>534528371
agree.

>>534528551
All they had to do was make Jamiroquai into a werewolf instead of this bizarre awkward thing turning him blind.

>>534528295
fomo TARD

>>534528547
Im not a furry

>>534528358
But if I did that I couldn't look at cute little girls anymore...

>>534528228
If real this is more egregious than any expy shilling

>poolysia shilling in hi3
>poolysia shilling in hsr
jeezus effing cripes
shill shaoji euthanasia

What's the consensus on Shaoji
Do people want him dead?

>>534527354
Khaslana is not the same faggot this game spent multiple patches for you retard. His so-called development is just him importing all the libraries from neikos496.khaslana, run the entire program as it is, got runtime error and call it a fucking day

>>534528939
It's actually real but people memory holed because they like firefly

>>534528551
It WOULD have been kino if they didnt make Feixiao a blatant mary sue. She should have been way more tempted by the heart considering she is half borison

>>534528965
ZZZ also has an Elysia
Only Genshin doesn't have their own Elysia revealed

Jiaoqiu should have died to show that Feixiao isn't infallible and can fail her subordinates. Nobody cares about him as a character anyway

>>534529106
We love Feifei here

>>534528547
Umafly

>>534524502
the fact that a dumb horsegirl racing gacha manages to deliver a line that's more raw and menacing than any line from HSR
the absolute state of fagoji and the entire writing team of this game

M*les should die I agree

>>534528358
yasssss upvoted!!!!

>>534529243
Okay, you first.
>>534529214
Horsepussy, I kneel

>>534529126
at least ZZZlysia is smol like Cyrene before they ruined her

>>534529214
God I want a tsundere in HSR so bad but chinkcels can't handle anything short of affectionate moeblobs

>>534529362
Her tits are bigger than Elysia's

>>534528295
this
it'll feel so good seeing all the flopsos heirs not be in T0 and elation meta dominating everything

>>534528685
>>534529106
ERM fine for a pieces of shit poorly written gachahoyowormslop it was kino

The biggest problem is Cyrene turned herself into an elf which means she is no longer for pure love but instead only rape.

>>534528295
Elation version soon

>>534529190
Nigger I pulled her. I dont like how they made her such a generic Mary Sue though and neither should you because thats shitty character writing

>>534529214
F

>>534529214
holy.... kino.....
Maybe Dark March deserves to be in the horse game instead of Shaoji's Shartshow

>>534529423
>tsundere in HSR
>hmphhh!

>>534529423
Based chinkGODS saving us from such a shit tier archetype

>>534529542
All Elysias are pure.

>>534529589
Fu is only tsundere towards JY, not (You)

>>534529243
Moles? What did they do to you?

>>534529568
But enough about Elysia

>>534529470
Hyacine will always be T0 in my heart

>>534529470
Cope, tribbie will stay t0

>>534529647
Look I don't make the rules but knife ears = rape thats just how it is

>>534529470
Hyacine and tribbie will eternally be t0, homotranny

>>534529568
I was planning on skipping but the ponytail drew me in. I'm not here to argue about the writing, I wouldn't say she's that bad but that entire arc feels wonky so it just falls apart anyway/

>>534529214
umm...

>>534527829
How come Blade still has the coolest animation, even without all the territory or main-push stuff?

>>534529214
ngl this line represents the meaning of trailblazing better compared to anything that AE crew has ever said lmao

>>534529868
I pulled her anyways because I want to be dommed by a gigastacey foxian, but yeah her characterization and arc was very weak. Then again that goes for pretty much all of HSR at this point. I'm playing Persona 5 Phantom and despite being temu P5R, the writing is like 200x better.

Whos Elysia? I only know Cyrene

still not gonna play your yakuza friendly game saar

We hate Elysia here.

>>534529214
Shartji could never

Ever played Star Rail...

>>534529986
>retired in a horse equivalent of cozy resort for years
>got to eat all it wanted at anytime
>died of old age peacefully
this horse gets a better death than most humans and horses

>>534530192
>>534530225
Shaoji BTFO

Cerydra looks cuter with that tiara
What the hell is Hoyo doing? They can easily sell the different outfits shown in the battle pass icons as actual skins, it's easy money right there

>>534529214
Not really, this sounds like some shit a zoomer thought of in the shower.

>>534525615
>people come back and log in to the patch for the Fate collab coming in 10 days
>buy the usual train pass, BP and such
>"Those are flopnon's sales, goys!"
>Fate still hugely spikes a 2nd time later on anyway
Face it, he's the only male to actually sell anything in this game.

If Pagfly is based on his GF and Shitrene is just Elysia v2, then where is Blandrice from?

>>534530271
RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO!

>>534530025
that's what I've been thinking about after seeing it for the first time too.
countless of dialogues yet managed to deliver less than a single line.
chinks really suck at writing.
nips would be on top again if they put more effort and funds into 3d gacha games

>>534529214
I mean, that line is good, but it could use a little touch-up

>There is no set path that lies ahead of me. No clear road, no familiar route waiting to be followed. The space before me remains uncertain, untouched by purpose or direction. It is only after I have passed through that any shape or meaning begins to appear, as though my very movement brings the way into being. If there is a path at all, it does not exist in front of me, but is created behind me, formed by what I leave behind rather than what I plan ahead

there, much better

>>534530416
Castorice is Shaoji's zombie girlfriend if she went through with the notes

>>534529214
this game came and went really quickly

damn this thread dead af bruh

>>534530672
Like Evernight's "popularity"

>>534530672
Imagine over an hour of dailies with bad RNG stacked against you to get any upgrade progression at all.
Where every time you press certain buttons, especially Rest, some RNG bullshit even is lurking right around the corner to brick the run.

>>534530672
just like me on yer mom LOL!

>>534530547
>>534530559
LMAOOOO

>>534530672
still going strong

JiraiKei soon

>>534530970
>30 k

>>534530970
>30k

>>534530958
this isn't sexy it just looks like she is about to shit on the floor

>>534530970
losing over half the playerbase in a month doesn't sound good

Peak HSR popularity in 2024
Still lost to Uma

>>534530970
Let's zoom out a bit lil bro.

>>534531026
my ex lived like this
women cannot function without a male domestic partner to guide them

>>534531253
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

>>534530970
>>534531253
post wuthering waves steam charts

>>534531241
LMAOOOOO
HOW MUCH DA WEI PAID TO NASU FOR THE COLLAB?

>>534530970
>>534530845
I personally reall ylike the game but I have to recognize its flaws
>RNG bulltshit everywhere
>Gacha spark is 200.
>No guaranteed SSR at x pull like hoyo games
>gameplay loop is kinda repetitive
JP has a huge drop after the first few months too

Tribalism bait when Umabros and Hsrbros have no beefs with each other.
I wonder who could be behind this...

>>534531413
>image
they're right

>>534530368
BP icons are for chibi figures only

>>534531413
I hate Elysia
I hate Cyrene
I hate Shaoji
I hate Amphoreus

But I hate these idiots even more

>>534531470
>NOOOOOO HELP IM BEING PAGGED!!!!

umafags are a bunch of c/u/cks we dont like their kind here

>>534531413
At least change your filename, posting style and app UI if you want to falseflag waifufag wars, HI3flopper Phainon yumetroon. Your worm gigaflopped so hard they had to release him with gazillion wheelchairs lole

>>534531735
Why is an AI post having no clue what I posted?

>We don't like Uma
>We don't like Genshin
>We don't like ZZZ
>We don't like Hi3
>We don't like WuWa

ok faggots, who do we like then?

I play both uma and hsr
They're entirely different genre so I don't get why players from both games are fighting.

>>534531584
>>534531413
>>534527829
>>534527328
>>534525414
>>534523629
>>534522435
>>534522426
>>534522225
>Space Pag

>>534531818
Elysia

>>534531815
I said what I said. Phaiworm gigaflopped, HI3 OMEGAflopped and you will always be a stinky femcel from the Philippines lole

Is it inorganic shitposting hour?

>>534531819
We're not. The usual shitposters falseflag as other generals in the hopes we will fight among ourselves.
We know the kind of people behind these tactics.

>>534531818
Seele!

>>534531971
>is it yuropoor hours?
yes

game would be better if they removed Paglus, every time I see him I get the urge to vomit

>>534531919
HOLY FVCKING SPORKLE TRVKLE

>>534531672
grown ass woman

>>534531818
FGO

>>534532098
I love when grown women wear their old school uniforms

This shouldn't affect JP or CN players, but I guess enough NA players are upset that they had to include it

>>534531672
HOLY

>>534532056
>remove the space pag
>game becomes way better

>>534532056
Cyrene would say this.

>>534531818
Blue Archive

This...

>>534531735
>>534531919
>I said what I said. Phaiworm gigaflopped, HI3 OMEGAflopped and you will always be a stinky femcel from the Philippines lole
Cool and I never argued against any of the points this AI is making.
Maybe you misclicked when you responded initially, but you just come off as a bot who doesn't know what it's saying because it couldn't open an attached image to read a post.

>>534531818
omega strikers

It brings me great pleasure

>>534532165
yeah
they could've just gotten standins

>>534521175
why are you surprised? she is the face of the game
>>534522048
wrong

>>534532260
NOOOO MY YURI GODDESS IS BEING PAGGED!!!!!!

>>534532260
>gaslight yourself for years
>seethes when reality doesn't bend to your lies
KEKAFUNNY

The Evernight hate is so forced

>>534522048
I like Hyacine, she's the only character I genuinely cared about

free 200 pulls in 3.6

Cmon chinks, make a trailer for Evernight where she's being romantic with Caelus.
Then we'll see how organically popular she is with westoids.

The Evernight shilling is so forced

>>534532581
>>534532614

Reminder zero-romancebros always win. Not a single character will EVER say "I love you", not to each other, not to you. Not ever. At best just close friends.
Hallucinate, overanalyze, headcanon, it doesn't matter. You'll never win, and have never won.

Cyrene shilling is so forced

>>534532056
but enough about smelle

>>534532768
So it's just like literally every unresolved anime harem?
No shit, that's what all the straight men have been saying the entire time.

pagpagcord raid

>>534532718
>>534532824
shilling is forced by definition you numbnuts

>>534532768
Expecting real romance after that Robin and Firefly YT animation, when nothing ever happens in the game, is just delusional

>>534532921
Meant for >>534531887
>>534532056
>>534532186
>>534532201

>>534532980
no, my post was meant for>>534532881 and>>534532634

>>534532768
It's bad business to have an actual canon waifu anyway since that'd be locking out everyone else for no reason and therefore get no money from them
Best way is to leave it ambiguous enough for everyone to allow headcanons

we dont like Evernight here

>>534532881
>well no shit
most of this general can't cope with that, actually.

>>534533019
My bad, meant to say my posts are meant for >>534532056
>>534532186
>>534532201

Let's assume for a moment that Coldsteel Evernight gigaflops like Wormnon due to her extremely niche party requirement for underwhelming gameplay, and her lack of significant organic popularity...
But then Cyrene puts out really clear Firefly level success.

What then?
Where do we go from there?
Like it's obvious the game is going to pander much more heavily to straight male players.

uh oh phainonyumes are losing it again

>>534533079
>most of this general can't cope with that, actually.
I mean the gays and women struggle with it, but being loud and having their little discord raid >>534532921 >>534532824 >>534532496 >>534532304 >>534532201 >>534532186 >>534532091 etc while crying out that "you're the real discord raid!" doesn't make them the majority in anything.
Normal heterosexual male posters have no issues, it's the genre norm.

No Hysilens trailer?

uh oh mass reply melty

Redman is pretty fun

Do I REALLY have to play pvp candy crush just to get 400+ gems?

Anaxa rerun when

>>534533361
Maybe you don't have standards but I personally don't want the industry plant HI3 bitch and no, I was never attached to Mem either

>>534533505
Yes.

>>534533505
You can't prove those are real people anyways, have you seen the way some of them play?

https://x.com/houkaistarrail/status/1954060101146251418
https://x.com/honkaistarrail/status/1954060108725448838

>>534533505
Yes.
And then the survey will be literally 90% questions about that shit rather than anything else.

>>534533505
you have two hand bro use one to goon and the other to grind

>>534533546
When they need a banner literally nobody will roll on, alongside Cifera

Which of the new BP cones are actually good? So far it looks like just the Remembrance one but I already have the previous BP cone for Castorice

Cassie love

>>534533363
I completely forgot she is releasing next week...

>>534533361
>if you dislike my twitter reposting you are ..... le gay
?
just go spam it without the tears so we can ignore your posts

>>534533610
she a fine azz biatch

>>534533505
it takes like 15 min to get max rewards since the opponents are either bots or actual babies

>>534533582
>Maybe you don't have standards but I personally don't want the industry plant HI3 bitch and no, I was never attached to Mem either
It's fine to not particularly like Elysia, that's a normal sane person's reaction.
It's obviously not fine to have these melties >>534533395 >>534533491 because a misc animation was heterosexual with the male MC.
Which is what we're seeing now.
They don't give two shits about Elysia.
And if she was dyking it up with Smelle, they'd be exploding her social media numbers and saying how hyped they are.
Because none of them are actual sentient humans.
They do not hold their own opinions. They're just idiotic drones who seethe at heterosexuality.

>>534533708
>being THIS mad at people making fun of her xitter ilk
Lole Zaunite being a fragile lil whore as always

>>534533828
>tats
dogshit

>>534533828
those proportions dont look right

>>534533828
She twerks for pepeshi men

>>534521942
Calm down mydei

>>534533840
All I said is Redman is fun, fagtron.

>>534533841
How gaped are you today hertaschizo?

Why no playable Pepeshi loli does Hoyo hate money?

I'm fine with being either Stelle or Caelus as long as I have a penis to have lovey-dovey sex with Elysia/Cyrene with.

>>534533546
3.6 with his sister
>but--
3.6 with his sister

>>534533929
don't interact, just let them talk to themselves

>>534533984
She's dead, Anachud. D E A D.

>>534533950
Stelle can grow a penis whenever she wants and can also not have one whenever she wants.

Caelus only can have a penis though.

>>534533929
Not your boogeyman and speaking of gaping, you should worry more about the german whore being unable to ignore xitter reposts if it comes with an insult towards her ilk kek

>>534534056
>>534533841
you are funnier when you are simping for her, hertaschizo

I don't need romance as long as I can have intense passionate sex with Qingque where I please her pussy with my dick and she pleases my dick with her pussy and we pleasure each other until we achieve orgasmic nirvana.

>>534533828
Is that an entire arm tattoo? That's so trashy.

>>534533246
Why is it always Mydei who they take shit out on? Anaxafags did this shit too and now Phainon yumes and self inserters. Mydei himself did nothing wrong.

>>534534087
ok fu xuan

Stelle swings both ways but Caelus is only into girls.

>>534533937
I don't think there's anything women hate more than lolis.
It hits at all their insecurities about age, while also just generally resulting in happy looking men being protective toward them too, which hits on even more of their insecurities about actually pleasing a man, and about being able to receive affection beyond unhealthily seeking out assholes who degrade them.
Lolis are pretty much the prime subversion of everything that defines a modern woman's life and baggage.

>>534534083
Theresia using her boogeyman's pics to make up new narratives about him is none of my business.

Okay

>>534533828
>that fingers
thats a man

>>534534023
This can't be right when I say it's wrong.

>>534534216
Women like cute things.

>>534534178
They know they don't stand a chance

>>534533828
I want to suck another man's semen out of her pussy so badly...

>>534534273
Same energy.

>>534534353
That's our hertaschizo!

>post with Herta pics
>discord trannies chimp out immediately
It is that easy. Just like training a bunch of circus monkeys that pull out their tricks upon the sight of bananas

>>534534317
>Women like cute things.
Cute THINGS, emphasis on things.
They feel threatened when it's a human female, not merely a "thing".

>>534534471
That's so funny hertaschizo

>>534533984
What is he singing?

>>534534178
Yume's are threatened and know they can't compete with Mydei. Phainaxafujos are mad they got baited by the KevinSu meme and are too prideful and bitter to admit they've lost.

>>534534471
ba...nana?

They should remove all male characters from the game and even the story.

shut the fuck up

>>534534375
Kek I like Akechi too

>>534534471
tbdesu they've been chimping out all night like usual
It'd be sad if I didn't know it was some fat girl or suicidal bitch boy on the other end of the keyboard. That just makes it hilarious.

>>534534483
No they do not. Retards just think they do.

>>534534694
Such is the life of discord trannies

No need to spam the thread with your proxies, hertaschizo.

>>534534562
The artist actually linked it
https://x.com/mako_ojisan/status/1953440187973054513

Hoyo writing be like
>I'm not afraid anymore
>At long last, after countless nights of trembling beneath the weight of shadows both real and imagined, I find myself standing in a quiet clarity, where the once-looming specter of fear has faded into a mere whisper on the wind — a ghost I no longer bow to, a storm that no longer shakes me, for I have outgrown its grasp and now walk, unshaken, into whatever dawn awaits me.

>>534534759
stop gaping yourself

>>534532039
>7AM EU time is when Euros magically flood the thread. On a fucking saturday of all day
Find a better cope paggy

I'll make the bunny suit incident look like a joke, Dawei

>>534534865
t. yuropoor seeing xir third worlder brethren everywhere

My penis would chimp out too if I saw someone as beautiful, cute, sexy, erotic, attractive, alluring, gorgeous, and seductive as The Herta.

sure is samefag hour here

>>534534970
Average hertaschizo life

>>534534838
that's just the default state of every chink writer

Why is Herta so ugly

>>534534970
Discord trannies from Europe are known to love samepagging their raids sooo

>>534535083
>Why is Herta so beautiful?
ftfy

>>534534901
>DEF mainstat
>god tier subs
i get at least 2 of these every single time there's a double planar event

>>534535152
proceed

EU hours are objectively the best hours and I say this as a brown person

Are you ready for 3.7 kino?

>>534535152
can you put her in that one scene from hongcha where a boy pounds her at a rate of three thrusts per second while fondling her tits?

>>534531818
FGO and GFL2 are hsrg allies

>>534535384
mmmm... imagining the smelles

>>534535141
Can't match Ruan Mei sadly.

i have farmed the eagle set for a week and gotten not a single decent piece for Kafka (I only need Speed and Effect Hit Rate) how do you people tolerate this

>>534535484
>>534535141
cute lesbians

>>534535485
>Xhe invest in eagle scam

>>534535141
cute robot wife of robot
>>534535484
cute autist wife of autist

alright my peenis weenis won't stop telling me to roll Hysilens so I'm doing it and I'm doing it hard

>open game
>gets 10 shitty relics
>close game

>>534535610
She should be worth it as long as you already have Kafka

>>534535485
It only took me a week or two worth of runs + 1 reroll to get enough EHR and 167 speed after Hysilens' LC speed buff

>>534535786
i hate you and i hope your balls explode

>>534535890
i am a girl though

>>534536085
show boobs or get out

You wouldn't fuck a Foxian beauty.

>>534535773
yeah, nuKafka has restored my faith and itseems like they + Robin may actually be really good like extremely good and this is while fighting against all instincts which taught me to detest DoT
I full cleared the current side 1 PF on auto with just solo Kafka for damage and she wrecked it hard, it's gonna get real nasty with the both of them. plus Hysilen's cone with that teamwide Speed buff, it's looking good

>>534521175
1. evil women = hot
2. evil women = toxic yuri material
3. we already know March, so there's pre-existing emtional attachment
4. standout design in a sea of mediocrity

>>534536397
...only once

Since collab banner don't share pity with limited banners, I won't get a guaranteed rate-up in limited banner if I lose the 50/50 in collab banner right?

So let me love you like I want to
Want you to show me the way
So let me love you like I want to
Want you to show me the way

Whispering white noise
Something like a static house
Sinking into white noise
Never gonna make it out

Until the morning, I’ll believe it
Tonight, I want it all for me
Still I want your love for me
Give it all to me tonight

grr hate siggers

Phainon-chan and Mydei-chan

>>534536492
Based

>>534531370
Needs more JPEG

futa slop

>>534536758
Robin would NOT say this.

>first ever quantum male
>he's insanely good
how did nasu do it?

>>534536971
fujobait characters are always good

Hysilens? Cerydra? Anyone?

>entire fandom excited for Evernight
Can't wait for them to realize it's 3.5 next with dead banners.

You want to take advantage of me, huh...?

>>534536750
>Josie's on a vacation far away!
>Come around and talk it over!

>>534537039
Mydei?

>>534537090
You know what's better than altruism? Winning.

We could be saving his homeworld

Please Nanook please save me Nanook please. I'm asking you. Please. Please save me. Please get these people away from me. Please *sobbing*

What is the first-time completion reward for Holy Grail War corruption level 7?

>>534537487
is that the highest one? like 20 gems lol
actually enjoyed that event pretty well honestly

>>534537090
I want to punish the thieving cat by making her a mother

>>534537487
20 Stellar Jades just like Corruption Level 5 and 6.

Kot!

>3.4 story told that the Heirs are coreflame fodders
>releases two more next patch anyway

>>534537721
A kot is fine too

>>534537721
frisky

>>534537815
need to breed

>>534537784
these ones are really important
the law titan is the key to beating lygus

>>534537975
I want to beat Cerydra with my dick

Good morning bros I love Xueyi

>>534527683
This but not for the reasons you think.
Phainon being omnislut automatically made him more popular than Kevin, a devoted married man in a dyke game. It's pretty easy to surpass him. His appeal was limited. Meanwhile Cyrene is just a uglier, more shilled, poorly integrated Elysia clone with pagbait to secure her sales. She cannot live up to her legacy because she actively shits on it. She does not stand on her own at all outside of pagbait right now. If they kept her a hebe, it would unironically make her more of an individual.

>>534527796
fagnon do be like that

>>534538110
Too big, not my brick

Aventurine and other worms ruined this game

>>534538203
You have a red worm in your ass

Phainon wormed by gaping asshole

>>534534338
he's so beautiful phainonfags should get his name out of their dirty mouths and shit on their own fav for being too gay lmfao

>>534538164
The pink elf was already flirty slut with everyone though. Only twitter troons are mad

Have giggers already made the "anal wyrm" joke about their shota dragon character?

>>534538449
i don't believe so, that's quite good

>>534537376
t. Lygus

>>534538449
our game needs a shota dragon

I'm gonna kill this kremner 33million times again so people stop calling me gay

>>534538551
That's pretty gay, Phainon

>>534538449
Save that one for when he comes out because he's going to be gigameta and mindshatter the antiwormschizos for a minimum of 3 weeks

>>534538551
Payday rabu

>>534538164
>turning devoted man into omislut
>good
>turning omnislut into devoted woman
>bad

>>534538551
>penetrated him over 33 million times from behind
Please have mercy, Khaslana

Phainon will always get cucked and never get to have the greatest wife Mydeimos.

>>534538880
Niggcole really do be like that

>>534538880
This but unironically.

>>534538427
Yeah but Cyrene ISN'T. They're mad because she's NOT a flirty slut, she's pagbait.

>>534539030
He doesn't deserve Mydei, I don't know why Mydeifujos ship him with someone who would cheat on him the moment he meets someone new