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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
My wife is so cute
>>534520628Hoyo gacha as a whole is reclining.
No one is truly safe
>>534520418 (OP)Oh wow the super organic popularity of Everpag is from homosexuals.
I'm so shocked.
I feel like Evernight has more fanart than most Amphoreus girls do even pre-release, what the fuck
Unironically hoping we get new five star versions of Welt and Himeko. I want to go adventuring with the full astral express crew.
Give me my cringe ass avengers assemble moment where they all come in to save trailblazer from something
>>534521251why does she get a special fish iconf or her dmg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ
>>534521175just that powerful
Uh oh pagrene and pagfly melties
The face of Star Rail
The face of Genshin
The face of Honkai Impact
The face of ZZZ
>>534521691Which event is this?
>>534520628pretend I posted that picture of Blade leaning back while using his phone, I can't find it right now.
>>534521691these are all men
>>534521734nta but I think there was a hoyo event in Shanghai today
I saw pics of the Phainon statue they had in bilibili world moved there
>>534521691Navia is unironically the 2nd or 3rd character with most voiced lines after Paimon
She appeared in almost every Companion Quest in Fontaine and a lot of events. Add all this to her involvement in Fontaine AQ and... FIHYAAAA
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>Evernight nowhere to be seen
Why did everpag flop?
>>534521942Damn Genshin designs really fell off
>>534521942We know Caelus
>>534521175no one actually likes amphoreus characters while people actually like march and want to see her 5* form
the chrysos heirs will be quickly forgotten once it ends
Keep buying the welkin every month to fun my game, paypiggy~
...why is it somehow unbelievable for some that march is popular?
>>534521794No way the phainon cosplayer is a man
>>534521969Navia is the wife of Aether
the most canon
Why is Yurifly such a bitch
The Fate event was pretty mid but it wasnt god awful like you guys said. It really could have used a unique final boss though.
>>534522109I mean she was getting like 1 fanart per week before Everything.
>no Cyrene not HoH
>no Elysia 3
JUST MARCH
>sem titulo
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia
>>534522225It brings me great pleasure...
>FGO top 1 for 6 days straight already
we should have collabed with FGO and got someone sexo like Kama. UBW collab is boring.
>>534522109no one really believes that. it's just the old retarded waifu warring
>>534522242because the spotlight wasnt on her, she was old news
>>534522245oh so there really is a logical explanation, good to know
Dont forget to pray for our sister game
>>534522234They should stop reussing assets
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>>534522592They should but at least it made sense here with the whole "getting trapped in memories" thing. We should have had a unique setpiece mixed in though. The silent movie stuff went on too long and a new location would have been a good finale.
>>534522672>memechartKEKYPOW
toHOT
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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
antizzzschizo melty truly never ends
>>534522438https://youtu.be/_QiiUAU7jYM?si=9mv6C8_-S29VlNKY
The UBW Collab was a FGO Collab in disguise especifically when they do their silly events.
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>>534522438>we should have collabed with FGO and got someone sexo like Kama. UBW collab is boring.Imaging getting trapped in a video game by BB.
But chinks couldn't handle Melt and Lip.
>>534522792Hating zzz is my whole personality thoughever
I love Firefly but unfortunately, I am abandoning her for my one and true wife Cyrene
>>534522915So.. do you even play HSR?
>>534522792We are trying to move away from that. Why do you think people are trying to start a "March is super popular" fad right now?
Evil March would be perfect if she wasn't evil.
>>534522883the collab was also a promo for the hollow ataraxia remaster.
>>534523092you know damn well she won't be evil
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Yuri game
For me it's
March 7th > ZZZ (without DOGSHIT VIVIAN) > HSR (without Amphoreus) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amphoreus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOGSHIT VIVIAN
What's going to happen to the "March is super popular" when she makes less money than Hyacine?
>>534523261Blame phainon for killing the game
What is your favourite Evernight fanart so far?
>>534523168DOGSHIT POSTER! good taste!
>>534523168what did vivian do? i never played zzz
>>534523168For me it's Trigger>everything else
>>534523261Hoyo fucked her up just like they fucked up Sanby
Paimon is the only face of her game that got lucky
>>534523364her name is theresia
>>534523261Selling and being popular are two different things
>>534523364need Trigger's ass on my face...
>>534523425The app icon should of been like Belle
>>534523304i don't know, my folder is getting too big
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>>534523092Evil March would be fun if she was in a jap h-game and not a chink gacha where she's gonna be a nothingburger.
>>534523517So ZZZ is more popular than Star Rail? And Blue Archive? And Nikke? And...
>>534523629Did Sparkle just suck off paglus while he was asleep...
Classic Sparkle prank!
>>534523261Blame zzz for killing the patch as per usual
>>534523304but this one is pretty good. the more gothic lean, the better
>>534523637>ZZZ is more popular than Star Rail?No... But March 7th is more popular than any videogame character
>>534523560I don't even save everything and it still caught up to my base Nano folder
This game needs a chibi dorm
>>534523034Yea, I play zzz too I just hate every second of it
>>534523782NOOOOO. YOU NEEED TO RESPECT HER......
>AND THEN"DIE SHAOJI.... SHITLYSIA IS LESBIAN PINK JESUS SHRIABFOSNFIAKCJ"
I WILL brick myself with CeryBRICK AND her signature BRICK and then I will get Dan 3.0's signature
>>534524068what is this melty?
>>534523261I would roll a version of her that isn't an hp brick that requires 3 other bricks to function
>>534523952it really does. it needs any kind of comfy permanent content like the chibi dorm, the bedroom could have been that but it was of course a one and done wet fart
is yuri accepted in /hsrg/?
>>534524230Yuri company
Yuri game
Yuri general
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>>534523425>luckyPaimon is supported by the lore of Genshin and it has been building up for years. Paimon's origins and purpose have been something people have been interested since day 1 and the recent Genshin trailers made people more interested.
March has nothing to her besides the ice and it was never interesting because it never mattered to the story. Dark March is currently suffering what Penacony suffered, a big premise with no build up and jumping straight to the end.
oh my fucking god here we go again
>>534523952We can't even get a bond system. No way in hell we'll ever get something like a dorm of any sort.
We like Yaoi and Yuri here
Which horse facts are we learning today?!
Notice how every threads is a shitfest meanwhile marchbros just post art and show love to their fav?
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #1]
While horses feature in various beliefs and traditions, they do not hold the same significance in Chinese culture as mythological animals such as cranes, phoenixes, dragons, and tigers. The association of the qilin with the unicorn—and by extension, the horse—remains a subject of debate. In general, the Chinese have primarily regarded the horse as a utilitarian animal, which accounts for the rarity of legends involving winged horses and the absence of a counterpart to the myth of the centaur. However, horses are included in the Chinese zodiac, where they hold cultural significance.
>wakes up
>starts spamming
Damn this pag has no life
>>534524548she's just that lovable
>>534524121>I WILL brick myself with CeryBRICK AND her signature BRICKMe too and she got lucky that she's into chess like me, otherwise I would just skip her
no trailer for nihility one?
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #2]
The Amourski (Russian: Aмypcкaя лoшaдь, Amourskaïa lochad), also known as Amur horse or Manchurian pony, is an extinct breed of small Siberian and Manchurian horses. Formed in the early 19th century, it originated from the area around the Amur River in northeast Asia, in Russia and China. These small horses, more refined than other Siberian breeds, were usually ridden or driven, and were known for their hardiness.
Nobody cares about March. Elysia is the new face of the game.
We have learned from Wuwa. The more we compare HSR to other games the more popular HSR gets. It's why Wuwa is more popular than Genshin now.
I like Mem
I like Cyrene
but I don't like Elysia
shame they've decided to thrust her forcibly up our ass holes
Why Firefly was a hit as (You) bait but Castorice and now Cyrene were such flops?
I think the only ones for (You) that can be more impactful than Firefly are March and maybe if Pom Pom turns into a girl
>>534524976Learn english you fucking monkey
>>534524846She's being left to die and be forgotten by next patch, so she's getting the least amount of PVs like Lingsha (?) did.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #3]
In 1949, the Chinese Communist Party banned horse betting, a law that remains in effect today, citing the practice as a result of the decadent influence of foreign occupation. Throughout the 20th century, China remained predominantly rural, with horses widely utilized in various aspects of daily life. By 1985, China possessed the largest horse herd in the world, numbering approximately 11 million, according to an FAO report, which represented one-sixth of the global horse population.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9RP9OGIefo
How do the threads keep getting more mentally ill
>>534524940>>534524940I like feces
I like poop
but I don't like shit
Meta for proper game content and endgame aside, what's the best unit for clearing random story fights? Like if you could start with a particular 5 star what would help speeding through the story most. Someone who can spam their ult reliably?
Dont forget zzz flopped and they need our help
>>534523629I would report Sp*rkle to the authorities
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #4]
Since the 2000s, horse riding has gained popularity in China, particularly among the more affluent segments of the population. In 2002, the China Equestrian Website was launched, cataloging equestrian clubs that reached 500 by 2012. The 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing further accelerated interest in equestrian activities.
In 2011, the city of Tianjin announced a $2 billion investment to develop a "horse city," featuring two racecourses, 4,000 stable spaces, a training center, and a veterinary clinic; however, the project's future remains uncertain. Many investors are hopeful for the liberalization of the horse betting market. Horse riding is increasingly viewed as an expensive leisure activity and a status symbol.
>>534524940>not liking the best oneWhat a fag
>>534525179I think if you're looking for plug and play then Anaxa might be your best bet? Of course my perception of him is biased since I have the birds and everyone's cone but conceptually you can staple 4* Tingyun to him and shoot everything. Probably.
>>534524976What if I kick you in the balls? It would hurt and you would roll in the floor unable to resist the pain but you would learn lesson to watch out for my movements. Then What if I try to do it a second time? Ah then you would be physically and mentally prepared ready to avoid me.
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #5]
Many translations from Chinese into English involve the translation of the Chinese qilin as "unicorn". However, the "Chinese unicorn" is more of a type of deer, than it is a type of horse. Taxonomically, the qilin would appear to be a one-horned ungulate; although, without information on whether the qilin, or lin, had, for example, an odd or even number of toes, the classification, in this regard, may remain moot, from a modern biological perspective. Nevertheless, and contextually, the Chinese characters used in sources strongly suggest that the "Chinese unicorn" was in no way considered to be a "horse".
>>534524976You are gay btw
>>534525210Why doesn't HSR have a chart?
>>534523261How many times do you need to be told that sales do not equate to popularity?
>>534525506True, Honkai Impact is way more popular than Star Rail then.
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #6]
The Horse (⾺) is the seventh of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac related to the Chinese calendar. There is a long tradition of the Horse in Chinese mythology. Certain characteristics of the Horse nature are supposed to be typical of or to be associated with either a year of the Horse and its events, or in regard to the personality of someone born in such a year. Horse aspects can also enter by other chronomantic factors or measures, such as hourly. The year of the horse is associated with the Earthly Branch symbol 午.
>>534525590it is
TROOKANOOKA
>>534523261she'll get benched and cyrene is gonna take over her role
What's the inside joke of the horse facts
>>534524976>blandriceshes artificial 4u bait
>cyreneshe will break records
>>534525679Nothing, he's just spamming and ban evading
>>534525679Mental illness
>>534525050Cant tell if those two are whites trying to look Asian or Asians trying to look white...
>>534524976>and now Cyrene were such flops>he thinks not Elysia will flopLol you wish
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #7]
List of Horse years, with accompanying signs. Which horse are (You)?
>25 January 1906 - 12 February 1907: Fire Horse
>11 February 1918 - 31 January 1919: Earth Horse
>30 January 1930 - 16 February 1931: Metal Horse
>15 February 1942 - 4 February 1943: Water Horse
>3 February 1954 - 23 February 1955: Wood Horse
>21 January 1966 - 8 February 1967: Fire Horse
>7 February 1978 - 27 January 1979: Earth Horse
>27 January 1990 - 14 February 1991: Metal Horse
>12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Water Horse
>31 January 2014 - 18 February 2015: Wood Horse
>17 February 2026 - 5 February 2027: Fire Horse
>4 February 2038 - 23 January 2039: Earth Horse
>>534525815Why is race on your mind 24 hours a day?
>>534525506It's beginning already kek. People are preparing everything they can.
>sales do not equate to popularitySo does that apply only to HSR or will it apply to Genshin and ZZZ too? KEK.
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>>534525815damn... that really is a trip
>>534524345post the teio version
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #8]
The Baima, or white horse, is associated with the introduction of the Buddhist teachings to China. Commemorative structures include the Luoyang White Horse Temple, in dedication for the arrival of two Buddhist monks from the Yuezhi territory then of northern Afghanistan and parts of north-western India, on two white horses; and, the Dunhuang White Horse Temple/Pagoda, in dedication to the Buddhist monk Kumārajīva and his white horse Tianliu, whom together are reputed to have carried Buddhist scriptures from the ancient Central Asian Silk Road city of Kucha to Dunhuang, China, in the 4th century of the Common Era. Another example is Xuanzang's white Buddhist-scripture-carrying dragon/horse, famous from the popular novel Journey to the West.
>>534525989zzz has neither sales nor popularity
>>534525814god I love this couple
>>534525615>Most popular waifu and one of the most shilled character in the game flops 1 year laterwow
>>534526007I want her to go horseback riding bareback, and me to be the horse.....
>>534525703>she will break recordsAs the most flopped hi3 expy?
Marchbros and Elysiabros might not see eye to eye on everything, but at least we can all agree that Firefart is a FLOP
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #9]
Literally meaning, "horse of heaven" or "heavenly horses", mythically Tianma was a fabled winged horse with composite attributes, such as dragonesque features; and, sometimes the Tianma was linked to certain astral or stellar phenomena, or constellations.
The horses could also be real, now somewhat ordinary domestic or semi-domestic horses, but in the medieval period of history somewhat extraordinary (and legendary) for their stature and prowess. Sometimes the "heavenly horses" were linked with the "blood-sweating"—probably due to an endemic parasite, Parafilaria multipapillosa, a parasitic nematode of horses (Schafer, 295 note 19).
These horses of Central Asia were legendary for their size and prowess. Historically, the flying, blood-sweating, dragon-boned, celestial horses are connected with the Han dynasty and the emperor Han Wudi, and notably celebrated in the poetry of the Tang dynasty by the poet Li Bo (Beckwith, 112 and Schafer, 59-60).
What if we got a horsegirl?
>>534526331Ye shiyuan is a horse thiren?
>>534526319HE WOULD HAVE WON WITH THE PREVIOUS ALOGRITHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534525958Why are you assuming things out of your ass on an anonymous board? Is my "le posting style" similar to one of your schizos?
It is a perfectly valid observation. Why are you so butthurt about it?
It's not only that she gets a lot of art, it's that most of it is godlike
I guess that's that power of a great design
>>534526275like thats gonna happen
The most popular HSR character of all times by a huge margin
>>534526331Then she is wife and I will roll, wife, C6R6, wife, honsewife, wife. Anyway
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #10]
One of the main characters in the classic novel Journey to the West mostly appears in the form of a white horse, but is really a converted dragon. Yulong, the third son of a Dragon King (Ao Run, of the West Sea): in order to redeem himself from his past unfilial sins, Boddhisatva Guan Yin gracefully allows him to serve as a mount for the monk Xuanzang during his mission to fetch scriptures from "the West". Monkey (Sun Wukong) is employed in Heaven as a supervisor of the celestial stables. He also battles Horse-face guardians, during his epic harrowing of hell. Throughout the novel, the dragon-horse serves a role as part of a fairly elaborate metaphor (or conceit), in which the white horse symbolizes mental will, or mindful willpower.
>>534526432Yeah but that's in other game. All we have is a fat pony.
>>534526485Post your roster.
>>534526306I like the horse facts a lot bro keep them coming
>>534526331we probably will now that the horse manure simulator has been successfully shilled to every gachaslopper on the planet
>>534525615Wtf were they thinking with this banner LMAO
The way it was set up it was never going to make money
>>534526298Marchfags have every right to hate Elysia since she is getting all the special treatment, but Elliebros as the obvious winners do not care about March at all, she is just irrelevant.
>>534526319No one has explained what this image means yet btw.
>>534526565!!
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #11]
"Longma" means dragon-horse, or horse-dragon. Among other accounts, a longma was said to have revealed the Yellow River Map, an early example of a mathematical magic square. Indeed, the presence of a longma was used as a sign of connection with the manifestation of one of the legendary sage-rulers of legend, particularly one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. As described below, the monk Xuanzang, was legendarily held to have retrieved Buddhist scriptures from India with the help of a famous bailongma, or "white dragon-horse". The Baimasi, or "White Horse Temple" is a name in China for old and famous Buddhist temples.
>/vg/ - videogames general
>>534526319>both girls get a #1 rank despite being different>male gets #2this seems biased but hey, I'm no statistician
>>534525615That top peak is all firefly skin btw
>>534526716You guys managed to lose even though it was 2-1 and March was absent from the story since january. Hoyo will need to make her really broken to sell otherwise she will flop really hard
>>534526716>don't care about March at all>shit up every thread with anti-March rhetoricthis doesn't really add up but okay if you say so
Was lycaon popular enough in the east to potentially open the door for more non humanoid characters in hoyo games? He’s getting a ton of fanart and merch
>>534526969not everyone is the same poster you schizo
>>534525615Men are superior to women
>Evernight, Ice Remembrance
>RMC, Ice Remembrance
>Cyrene, Ice Remembrance
Very cute.
>>534527015>Elliebros you spoke in the plural, did you not?
>Phainon and Cyrene take most of the expy hate
Based
>>534527126>and CyreneHow can anyone hate Elysia?
why is the happy cuck rambling about horses now?
>>534524841Also I WILL get E1 CeryBRICK in a single 10 pull!
>>534527126not Cyrene, Elysia
Cyrene is fine, very cute very funny
Elysia is a copypasted dyke hag
they should have kept her smol
>/hsrg/ religiously talks about sales while /wuwa/ laughs at us with 1/8th of our sales...
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp me love daddy hoyo making millions of dollars every month!
>>534527126Expies are ok as long they are treated equally with the other characters
Acheron is an extremely organic character compared to cucknon and whorene
>>534525615Hyacine >>>>> Saber
>>534527126At least Phainon gets treated as his own character
People don't even pretend and Even just call Cyrene as Elysia
>>534527126>hatePhainon outsold every 3.0 character.
>>534527354To be fair Phainon looks and is different enough from Kevin
Meanwhile Cyrene stopped being a hebe and they just copypasted Elysia
>>534527308saaaaaar good marning yes we are shit the posting welcome
>Phainon outsold every 3.0 character.
>Phainon gets treated as his own character
>>534527059Evernight should've been fire
>>534527354Because no one cares about Kevin while Elysiafags want Elysia not Cyrene.
>>534527413*Redman and Saber* outsold
Phainon is the best character in all of Honkai Star Rail
>>534527445And she's still S PLUS REVENUE and will outsell March 2:1.
>>534527354>Phainon gets treated as his own characterhe's literally kevin
>>534527461Saar what is shitpost? Can I eat it saar?
Phainon is more popular than Kevin
Cyrene will never be more popular than Elysia
>Claims there is hate for the HI3 expies
>Trying to create March vs Cyrene drama
>Don't see it anywhere except here and people here saying some random chinese sites are mad
This has got to be one of the most pathetic campaign in HSR history. This is Youtuber level drama baiting.
>>534527615this is true
maybe the trailer was just a prank to promote HI3
https://files.catbox.moe/biziez.webm
>>534527485at least she's not imaginary
I think Phainon is a pretty bad character and his stor- I mean, Khaslana story was pretty cringe and so over the top that I was laughing most of the time
>Phainon's character for 5 patches was basically:
I am important... I am VERY IMPORTANT... My role will be cruci- wait FR is me? Wow... These memories... Sorry TB but you are the Very Important character now my best friend ever even though we interacted very little. I will suffer the greatest possible humiliation against a simulated Lord Ravager because... le memories
>>534527726Raiden Bosenmori Mei good
Kevin and Elysia bad
If HI3 is bad why was the first limited character in the game a hi3 expie that broke sales records and who's bis standard banner support was also a hi3 expie :). And Acheron
>>534527767why is she ooking like monkey
>>534527834This but unironically
>>534527764Cyrene's armpits...
>>534527726At least Shaoji is being hated everywhere
>>534527726are you having fun yet?
>>534527910
Only people I see mad about cyrenelesia are just hebefags here, despite the fact the game has more hebes and maids than any other body type. Not to mention they literally just for pink Barbara for a hebe
Sparkle wouldn't be a good mom.
I'd still make her one anyway.
>Self Annihilator
>obsessed with the doomsday scenarios
>kills billions but is considered painless and an act of mercy
>loner
What's his fucking problem?
>>534527323They did Saber, and the Fate collab dirty, by making her so fucking shit. I'm a huge Saberfag and was planning on E6ing her, but after how terrible the MSQ was and how mediocre she is, I decided not to spend any money.
The sexiest Chrysos Heir next to the sexiest Archon...
what we need from hi3 is more Bronyas
So the new path will be elation? Which means S1 mandatory again. E1 too if you dont wanna fall off a cliff after 6 months. Literally just skip everything until 4.0.
>what if Trailblazer was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in amphoreus for 1000 years
Why do HI3 expies that received no shilling or launch boost just flop like SW and Luochud? Almost as if people want 'premium units' with luxurious animations which just so happen to be allocated to HI3 nepobabies 99% of the time
>>534528212kill yourself pedo
>>534528242We need another Seele that resembles her HI3 counterpart more, or rather "Seele"
>>534528228Yeah she's fugly too
>>534521175no one gives a shit about a bunch of backwater digital bumpkins
>>534528295Or I can just not care about endgame
>>534528313This was literally the Hoolay arc and that's why it was kino thoughhowevermaybeitperchance
https://youtu.be/UsZNj9srzR8?feature=shared
>>534528295>skip everything until 4.0my logical core really does want to. please keep reminding me to do so and you have my gratitude.
>>534528371agree.
>>534528551All they had to do was make Jamiroquai into a werewolf instead of this bizarre awkward thing turning him blind.
>>534528547Im not a furry
>>534528358But if I did that I couldn't look at cute little girls anymore...
>>534528228If real this is more egregious than any expy shilling
>poolysia shilling in hi3
>poolysia shilling in hsr
jeezus effing cripes
shill shaoji euthanasia
What's the consensus on Shaoji
Do people want him dead?
>>534527354Khaslana is not the same faggot this game spent multiple patches for you retard. His so-called development is just him importing all the libraries from neikos496.khaslana, run the entire program as it is, got runtime error and call it a fucking day
>>534528939It's actually real but people memory holed because they like firefly
>>534528551It WOULD have been kino if they didnt make Feixiao a blatant mary sue. She should have been way more tempted by the heart considering she is half borison
>>534528965ZZZ also has an Elysia
Only Genshin doesn't have their own Elysia revealed
Jiaoqiu should have died to show that Feixiao isn't infallible and can fail her subordinates. Nobody cares about him as a character anyway
>>534529106We love Feifei here
>>534524502the fact that a dumb horsegirl racing gacha manages to deliver a line that's more raw and menacing than any line from HSR
the absolute state of fagoji and the entire writing team of this game
>>534528358yasssss upvoted!!!!
>>534529243Okay, you first.
>>534529214Horsepussy, I kneel
>>534529126at least ZZZlysia is smol like Cyrene before they ruined her
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>>534529214God I want a tsundere in HSR so bad but chinkcels can't handle anything short of affectionate moeblobs
>>534529362Her tits are bigger than Elysia's
>>534528295this
it'll feel so good seeing all the flopsos heirs not be in T0 and elation meta dominating everything
>>534528685>>534529106ERM fine for a pieces of shit poorly written gachahoyowormslop it was kino
The biggest problem is Cyrene turned herself into an elf which means she is no longer for pure love but instead only rape.
>>534528295Elation version soon
>>534529190Nigger I pulled her. I dont like how they made her such a generic Mary Sue though and neither should you because thats shitty character writing
>>534529214holy.... kino.....
Maybe Dark March deserves to be in the horse game instead of Shaoji's Shartshow
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>>534529423>tsundere in HSR>hmphhh!
>>534529423Based chinkGODS saving us from such a shit tier archetype
pure
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>>534529542All Elysias are pure.
>>534529589Fu is only tsundere towards JY, not (You)
>>534529243Moles? What did they do to you?
>>534529568But enough about Elysia
>>534529470Hyacine will always be T0 in my heart
>>534529470Cope, tribbie will stay t0
>>534529647Look I don't make the rules but knife ears = rape thats just how it is
>>534529470Hyacine and tribbie will eternally be t0, homotranny
>>534529568I was planning on skipping but the ponytail drew me in. I'm not here to argue about the writing, I wouldn't say she's that bad but that entire arc feels wonky so it just falls apart anyway/
>>534527829How come Blade still has the coolest animation, even without all the territory or main-push stuff?
>>534529214ngl this line represents the meaning of trailblazing better compared to anything that AE crew has ever said lmao
>>534529868I pulled her anyways because I want to be dommed by a gigastacey foxian, but yeah her characterization and arc was very weak. Then again that goes for pretty much all of HSR at this point. I'm playing Persona 5 Phantom and despite being temu P5R, the writing is like 200x better.
Whos Elysia? I only know Cyrene
still not gonna play your yakuza friendly game saar
>>534529214Shartji could never
>>534529986>retired in a horse equivalent of cozy resort for years>got to eat all it wanted at anytime>died of old age peacefullythis horse gets a better death than most humans and horses
Cerydra looks cuter with that tiara
What the hell is Hoyo doing? They can easily sell the different outfits shown in the battle pass icons as actual skins, it's easy money right there
>>534529214Not really, this sounds like some shit a zoomer thought of in the shower.
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>>534525615>people come back and log in to the patch for the Fate collab coming in 10 days>buy the usual train pass, BP and such>"Those are flopnon's sales, goys!">Fate still hugely spikes a 2nd time later on anywayFace it, he's the only male to actually sell anything in this game.
If Pagfly is based on his GF and Shitrene is just Elysia v2, then where is Blandrice from?
>>534530271RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO!
>>534530025that's what I've been thinking about after seeing it for the first time too.
countless of dialogues yet managed to deliver less than a single line.
chinks really suck at writing.
nips would be on top again if they put more effort and funds into 3d gacha games
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>>534529214I mean, that line is good, but it could use a little touch-up
>There is no set path that lies ahead of me. No clear road, no familiar route waiting to be followed. The space before me remains uncertain, untouched by purpose or direction. It is only after I have passed through that any shape or meaning begins to appear, as though my very movement brings the way into being. If there is a path at all, it does not exist in front of me, but is created behind me, formed by what I leave behind rather than what I plan aheadthere, much better
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>>534530416Castorice is Shaoji's zombie girlfriend if she went through with the notes
>>534529214this game came and went really quickly
damn this thread dead af bruh
>>534530672Like Evernight's "popularity"
>>534530672Imagine over an hour of dailies with bad RNG stacked against you to get any upgrade progression at all.
Where every time you press certain buttons, especially Rest, some RNG bullshit even is lurking right around the corner to brick the run.
>>534530672just like me on yer mom LOL!
>>534530672still going strong
>>534530958this isn't sexy it just looks like she is about to shit on the floor
>>534530970losing over half the playerbase in a month doesn't sound good
Peak HSR popularity in 2024
Still lost to Uma
>>534530970Let's zoom out a bit lil bro.
>>534531026my ex lived like this
women cannot function without a male domestic partner to guide them
>>534531253HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
>>534530970>>534531253post wuthering waves steam charts
>>534531241LMAOOOOO
HOW MUCH DA WEI PAID TO NASU FOR THE COLLAB?
>>534530970>>534530845I personally reall ylike the game but I have to recognize its flaws
>RNG bulltshit everywhere>Gacha spark is 200.>No guaranteed SSR at x pull like hoyo games>gameplay loop is kinda repetitiveJP has a huge drop after the first few months too
Tribalism bait when Umabros and Hsrbros have no beefs with each other.
I wonder who could be behind this...
>>534531413>imagethey're right
>>534530368BP icons are for chibi figures only
>>534531413I hate Elysia
I hate Cyrene
I hate Shaoji
I hate Amphoreus
But I hate these idiots even more
>>534531470>NOOOOOO HELP IM BEING PAGGED!!!!
>Umabros and Hsrbros have no beefs with each other.
umafags are a bunch of c/u/cks we dont like their kind here
>>534531413At least change your filename, posting style and app UI if you want to falseflag waifufag wars, HI3flopper Phainon yumetroon. Your worm gigaflopped so hard they had to release him with gazillion wheelchairs lole
>>534531735Why is an AI post having no clue what I posted?
>We don't like Uma
>We don't like Genshin
>We don't like ZZZ
>We don't like Hi3
>We don't like WuWa
ok faggots, who do we like then?
I play both uma and hsr
They're entirely different genre so I don't get why players from both games are fighting.
>>534531815I said what I said. Phaiworm gigaflopped, HI3 OMEGAflopped and you will always be a stinky femcel from the Philippines lole
Is it inorganic shitposting hour?
>>534531819We're not. The usual shitposters falseflag as other generals in the hopes we will fight among ourselves.
We know the kind of people behind these tactics.
>>534531971>is it yuropoor hours?yes
game would be better if they removed Paglus, every time I see him I get the urge to vomit
>>534531919HOLY FVCKING SPORKLE TRVKLE
>>534531672grown ass woman
>>534532098I love when grown women wear their old school uniforms
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This shouldn't affect JP or CN players, but I guess enough NA players are upset that they had to include it
>>534532056>remove the space pag>game becomes way better
>>534532056Cyrene would say this.
>>534531735>>534531919>I said what I said. Phaiworm gigaflopped, HI3 OMEGAflopped and you will always be a stinky femcel from the Philippines loleCool and I never argued against any of the points this AI is making.
Maybe you misclicked when you responded initially, but you just come off as a bot who doesn't know what it's saying because it couldn't open an attached image to read a post.
>>534531818omega strikers
It brings me great pleasure
>saar twitter posting hours
>>534532165yeah
they could've just gotten standins
>>534521175why are you surprised? she is the face of the game
>>534522048wrong
>>534532260NOOOO MY YURI GODDESS IS BEING PAGGED!!!!!!
>>534532260>gaslight yourself for years>seethes when reality doesn't bend to your liesKEKAFUNNY
The Evernight hate is so forced
>>534522048I like Hyacine, she's the only character I genuinely cared about
Cmon chinks, make a trailer for Evernight where she's being romantic with Caelus.
Then we'll see how organically popular she is with westoids.
The Evernight shilling is so forced
Reminder zero-romancebros always win. Not a single character will EVER say "I love you", not to each other, not to you. Not ever. At best just close friends.
Hallucinate, overanalyze, headcanon, it doesn't matter. You'll never win, and have never won.
Cyrene shilling is so forced
>>534532056but enough about smelle
>>534532768So it's just like literally every unresolved anime harem?
No shit, that's what all the straight men have been saying the entire time.
>>534532718>>534532824shilling is forced by definition you numbnuts
>>534532768Expecting real romance after that Robin and Firefly YT animation, when nothing ever happens in the game, is just delusional
>>534532768It's bad business to have an actual canon waifu anyway since that'd be locking out everyone else for no reason and therefore get no money from them
Best way is to leave it ambiguous enough for everyone to allow headcanons
we dont like Evernight here
>>534532881>well no shitmost of this general can't cope with that, actually.
>>534533019My bad, meant to say my posts are meant for
>>534532056>>534532186>>534532201
Let's assume for a moment that Coldsteel Evernight gigaflops like Wormnon due to her extremely niche party requirement for underwhelming gameplay, and her lack of significant organic popularity...
But then Cyrene puts out really clear Firefly level success.
What then?
Where do we go from there?
Like it's obvious the game is going to pander much more heavily to straight male players.
uh oh phainonyumes are losing it again
>>534533079>most of this general can't cope with that, actually.I mean the gays and women struggle with it, but being loud and having their little discord raid
>>534532921 >>534532824 >>534532496 >>534532304 >>534532201 >>534532186 >>534532091 etc while crying out that "you're the real discord raid!" doesn't make them the majority in anything.
Normal heterosexual male posters have no issues, it's the genre norm.
Do I REALLY have to play pvp candy crush just to get 400+ gems?
>>534533361Maybe you don't have standards but I personally don't want the industry plant HI3 bitch and no, I was never attached to Mem either
>>534533505You can't prove those are real people anyways, have you seen the way some of them play?
https://x.com/houkaistarrail/status/1954060101146251418
https://x.com/honkaistarrail/status/1954060108725448838
>>534533505Yes.
And then the survey will be literally 90% questions about that shit rather than anything else.
>>534533505you have two hand bro use one to goon and the other to grind
>>534533546When they need a banner literally nobody will roll on, alongside Cifera
Which of the new BP cones are actually good? So far it looks like just the Remembrance one but I already have the previous BP cone for Castorice
>>534533363I completely forgot she is releasing next week...
>>534533361>if you dislike my twitter reposting you are ..... le gay?
just go spam it without the tears so we can ignore your posts
>>534533610she a fine azz biatch
>>534533505it takes like 15 min to get max rewards since the opponents are either bots or actual babies
>>534533582>Maybe you don't have standards but I personally don't want the industry plant HI3 bitch and no, I was never attached to Mem eitherIt's fine to not particularly like Elysia, that's a normal sane person's reaction.
It's obviously not fine to have these melties
>>534533395 >>534533491 because a misc animation was heterosexual with the male MC.
Which is what we're seeing now.
They don't give two shits about Elysia.
And if she was dyking it up with Smelle, they'd be exploding her social media numbers and saying how hyped they are.
Because none of them are actual sentient humans.
They do not hold their own opinions. They're just idiotic drones who seethe at heterosexuality.
>>534533708>being THIS mad at people making fun of her xitter ilkLole Zaunite being a fragile lil whore as always
>>534533828those proportions dont look right
>>534533828She twerks for pepeshi men
>>534521942Calm down mydei
>>534533840All I said is Redman is fun, fagtron.
>>534533841How gaped are you today hertaschizo?
Why no playable Pepeshi loli does Hoyo hate money?
>QUEENnite out of NOWHERE
I'm fine with being either Stelle or Caelus as long as I have a penis to have lovey-dovey sex with Elysia/Cyrene with.
>>5345335463.6 with his sister
>but--3.6 with his sister
>>534533929don't interact, just let them talk to themselves
>>534533984She's dead, Anachud. D E A D.
>>534533950Stelle can grow a penis whenever she wants and can also not have one whenever she wants.
Caelus only can have a penis though.
>>534533929Not your boogeyman and speaking of gaping, you should worry more about the german whore being unable to ignore xitter reposts if it comes with an insult towards her ilk kek
>>534534056>>534533841you are funnier when you are simping for her, hertaschizo
I don't need romance as long as I can have intense passionate sex with Qingque where I please her pussy with my dick and she pleases my dick with her pussy and we pleasure each other until we achieve orgasmic nirvana.
>>534533828Is that an entire arm tattoo? That's so trashy.
>>534533246Why is it always Mydei who they take shit out on? Anaxafags did this shit too and now Phainon yumes and self inserters. Mydei himself did nothing wrong.
Stelle swings both ways but Caelus is only into girls.
>>534533937I don't think there's anything women hate more than lolis.
It hits at all their insecurities about age, while also just generally resulting in happy looking men being protective toward them too, which hits on even more of their insecurities about actually pleasing a man, and about being able to receive affection beyond unhealthily seeking out assholes who degrade them.
Lolis are pretty much the prime subversion of everything that defines a modern woman's life and baggage.
>>534534083Theresia using her boogeyman's pics to make up new narratives about him is none of my business.
>>534533828>that fingersthats a man
>>534534023This can't be right when I say it's wrong.
>>534534216Women like cute things.
>hertaschizo namedropping hours
>>534534178They know they don't stand a chance
>Cuteresia out of NOWHERE
>>534533828I want to suck another man's semen out of her pussy so badly...
>>534534353That's our hertaschizo!
>post with Herta pics
>discord trannies chimp out immediately
It is that easy. Just like training a bunch of circus monkeys that pull out their tricks upon the sight of bananas
>>534534317>Women like cute things.Cute THINGS, emphasis on things.
They feel threatened when it's a human female, not merely a "thing".
>>534534471That's so funny hertaschizo
>>534533984What is he singing?
>>534534178Yume's are threatened and know they can't compete with Mydei. Phainaxafujos are mad they got baited by the KevinSu meme and are too prideful and bitter to admit they've lost.
They should remove all male characters from the game and even the story.
>>534534375Kek I like Akechi too
>>534534471tbdesu they've been chimping out all night like usual
It'd be sad if I didn't know it was some fat girl or suicidal bitch boy on the other end of the keyboard. That just makes it hilarious.
>>534534483No they do not. Retards just think they do.
>>534534694Such is the life of discord trannies
No need to spam the thread with your proxies, hertaschizo.
>>534534562The artist actually linked it
https://x.com/mako_ojisan/status/1953440187973054513
Hoyo writing be like
>I'm not afraid anymore
>At long last, after countless nights of trembling beneath the weight of shadows both real and imagined, I find myself standing in a quiet clarity, where the once-looming specter of fear has faded into a mere whisper on the wind — a ghost I no longer bow to, a storm that no longer shakes me, for I have outgrown its grasp and now walk, unshaken, into whatever dawn awaits me.
>>534534759stop gaping yourself
>>534532039>7AM EU time is when Euros magically flood the thread. On a fucking saturday of all dayFind a better cope paggy
I'll make the bunny suit incident look like a joke, Dawei
>>534534865t. yuropoor seeing xir third worlder brethren everywhere
My penis would chimp out too if I saw someone as beautiful, cute, sexy, erotic, attractive, alluring, gorgeous, and seductive as The Herta.
sure is samefag hour here
>>534534970Average hertaschizo life
>>534534838that's just the default state of every chink writer
>>534534970Discord trannies from Europe are known to love samepagging their raids sooo
>>534535083>Why is Herta so beautiful?ftfy
>>534534901>DEF mainstat>god tier subsi get at least 2 of these every single time there's a double planar event
EU hours are objectively the best hours and I say this as a brown person
Are you ready for 3.7 kino?
>>534535152can you put her in that one scene from hongcha where a boy pounds her at a rate of three thrusts per second while fondling her tits?
>>534531818FGO and GFL2 are hsrg allies
>>534535384mmmm... imagining the smelles
>>534535141Can't match Ruan Mei sadly.
i have farmed the eagle set for a week and gotten not a single decent piece for Kafka (I only need Speed and Effect Hit Rate) how do you people tolerate this
>>534535485>Xhe invest in eagle scam
>>534535141cute robot wife of robot
>>534535484cute autist wife of autist
alright my peenis weenis won't stop telling me to roll Hysilens so I'm doing it and I'm doing it hard
>open game
>gets 10 shitty relics
>close game
>>534535610She should be worth it as long as you already have Kafka
>>534535485It only took me a week or two worth of runs + 1 reroll to get enough EHR and 167 speed after Hysilens' LC speed buff
>>534535786i hate you and i hope your balls explode
>>534535890i am a girl though
>>534536085show boobs or get out
You wouldn't fuck a Foxian beauty.
>>534535773yeah, nuKafka has restored my faith and itseems like they + Robin may actually be really good like extremely good and this is while fighting against all instincts which taught me to detest DoT
I full cleared the current side 1 PF on auto with just solo Kafka for damage and she wrecked it hard, it's gonna get real nasty with the both of them. plus Hysilen's cone with that teamwide Speed buff, it's looking good
>>5345211751. evil women = hot
2. evil women = toxic yuri material
3. we already know March, so there's pre-existing emtional attachment
4. standout design in a sea of mediocrity
Since collab banner don't share pity with limited banners, I won't get a guaranteed rate-up in limited banner if I lose the 50/50 in collab banner right?
So let me love you like I want to
Want you to show me the way
So let me love you like I want to
Want you to show me the way
Whispering white noise
Something like a static house
Sinking into white noise
Never gonna make it out
Until the morning, I’ll believe it
Tonight, I want it all for me
Still I want your love for me
Give it all to me tonight
Phainon-chan and Mydei-chan
>>534531370Needs more JPEG
>>534536758Robin would NOT say this.
>first ever quantum male
>he's insanely good
how did nasu do it?
>>534536971fujobait characters are always good
Hysilens? Cerydra? Anyone?
>entire fandom excited for Evernight
Can't wait for them to realize it's 3.5 next with dead banners.
You want to take advantage of me, huh...?
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>>534536750>Josie's on a vacation far away!>Come around and talk it over!
>>534537090You know what's better than altruism? Winning.
We could be saving his homeworld
Please Nanook please save me Nanook please. I'm asking you. Please. Please save me. Please get these people away from me. Please *sobbing*
What is the first-time completion reward for Holy Grail War corruption level 7?
>>534537487is that the highest one? like 20 gems lol
actually enjoyed that event pretty well honestly
>>534537090I want to punish the thieving cat by making her a mother
>>53453748720 Stellar Jades just like Corruption Level 5 and 6.
>3.4 story told that the Heirs are coreflame fodders
>releases two more next patch anyway
>>534537721A kot is fine too
>>534537784these ones are really important
the law titan is the key to beating lygus
>>534537975I want to beat Cerydra with my dick
Good morning bros I love Xueyi
>>534527683This but not for the reasons you think.
Phainon being omnislut automatically made him more popular than Kevin, a devoted married man in a dyke game. It's pretty easy to surpass him. His appeal was limited. Meanwhile Cyrene is just a uglier, more shilled, poorly integrated Elysia clone with pagbait to secure her sales. She cannot live up to her legacy because she actively shits on it. She does not stand on her own at all outside of pagbait right now. If they kept her a hebe, it would unironically make her more of an individual.
>>534527796fagnon do be like that
>>534538110Too big, not my brick
Aventurine and other worms ruined this game
>>534538203You have a red worm in your ass
Phainon wormed by gaping asshole
>>534534338he's so beautiful phainonfags should get his name out of their dirty mouths and shit on their own fav for being too gay lmfao
>>534538164The pink elf was already flirty slut with everyone though. Only twitter troons are mad
Have giggers already made the "anal wyrm" joke about their shota dragon character?
>>534538449i don't believe so, that's quite good
>>534538449our game needs a shota dragon
I'm gonna kill this kremner 33million times again so people stop calling me gay
>>534538551That's pretty gay, Phainon
>>534538449Save that one for when he comes out because he's going to be gigameta and mindshatter the antiwormschizos for a minimum of 3 weeks
>>534538164>turning devoted man into omislut >good>turning omnislut into devoted woman >bad
>>534538551>penetrated him over 33 million times from behindPlease have mercy, Khaslana
Phainon will always get cucked and never get to have the greatest wife Mydeimos.
>>534538880Niggcole really do be like that
>>534538880This but unironically.
>>534538427Yeah but Cyrene ISN'T. They're mad because she's NOT a flirty slut, she's pagbait.
>>534539030He doesn't deserve Mydei, I don't know why Mydeifujos ship him with someone who would cheat on him the moment he meets someone new
>>534539392Not sure why you act as if you haven't been actively retweeting phaidei porn on all your SNS accounts but okay
>>534539392I'm fine with the ship desu but Mydei is my wife first and foremost. TB is gonna cuck him and Anaxa isn't baited so I'm not pressed about it anyway
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna brick myself even harder than I already have.
I'm gonna pull her.
>>534539707Theresia BROKE YOU AND YOUR TINY NIGGRESS BRAIN SHARTCOLE
>>534539724>brick myself even harder than I already have.Prove you're bricked, post your already owned bricks
>>534534939t. Making up who shits up the board while being completely oblivious about time zones
>Hueh every hour is <insert someone that I dont like> hourNeck yourself drama tranny.
>>534537076Yes to Cerydra, Hysilens is a maybe if I win the 50/50
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>>534539712>but Mydei is my wife first and foremost.Based
>>534537076>Hysilens? nyo, I have E0S1 Kafka and I gave up on DoT
>Cerydra?Nyes, E0S1 is the goal
Nicole's likes
>Avenpaz
>Phaidei
>Mydei
>Sigga
>Phainon (it's complicated)
>Kafka
>yumepaggotry
>Lucilius
>Sandalphon
>Tales of Zestiria
Nicole's dislikes
>HI3
>Cyrene
>Phainon (it's complicated)
>Shaoji
>Belial
>Lucifer
>Theresia
>>534540094Honkai IMPACTED HER
THREE TIMES
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>>534539765Everyone >E0 is at S1, too
I don't like Phainon, Khaslana is okay though.
>>534540094>hates HI3 but loves yumetroonery>tfw the biggest yumebait is a HI3 expy>shartcole brain returns error 404
Do NOT Keky nor Pow or Roo
>>534540435They're just little Shay grimlins at this point
>>534540459FVVVVVVVVRK
I can get past those if she spreads em
>>534540094She hates Castorice and Ratiorine too. In fact Ratiorine is an instant seethe button for her kek
>>534540268pff, I'll show you some real bricks
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>>534539724Wronbg picture
>>534540512We get it, you love your gf Theresia
>>534540606Theresia only loves Aglaea and Jade NIGGRESS
>>534540513>Anaxa without the Herta>E1S1 Jade>E0S1 Seele>KafkaI KNEEL
Good morning. Enjoy your Saturday, unless you have to work in which case I hope you have an awful time.
>>534539392>I don't know why Mydeifujos ship him with someone who would cheat on him the moment he meets someone newHis ship with phainaxa is a nothing burger and the yume pandering is forced as fuck so I simply ignore all opposition
>Queenresia out of NOWHERE
>>534535668Why are you complaining, gweilo? I thought you liked us respecting your time by giving you no content
>>534540636>is actually a dykegrim
>>534540497How did a horse spammer warp this general so hard?
>>534540828Shay's legacy haunts many gen tbqh this gen was just one of his many victims
>chance app lets me search images on Google and import them
Neat
Is NOBODY hyped over 3.5????????
>>534540956God, sparkle is so ugly
>>534541063I have Amphoreus fatigue
>>534541063The title of 3.5 spoiled the story.
>>534541063I only care about the cooking event.
>>534541063I'm actually curious about Cerydra in the story, hopefully the Lygus boss fight and March don't overshadow her and Hysilens completely
cool time to samefag why i hate amphoreus again
>>534541063I'm fucking tired of Amphoreus
>>534541063The trailer and title kinda... you know... spoiled it a bit? And the events shown make my dick actively more limp than it normally is?
>>534541063I am, but is there any point to trying to discuss it when the threads are mostly populated by subhumans like you?
>>534541274ZZZ is so much better and more fun
Why did phainon flop?
If it was years ago he'd have absurd numbers with all this shilling but despite all of that he flopped
Why is that?
>>534541154how would they ever not
cerydra and hysilens being the majority of the story would be a waste considering we know how this ends and we are pretty much done with the chrysos heirs as a concept
>>534541063I lost all interest in everything related to Nous and Fuli since their plotlines are tangled with Shaoji's shitty devpets from Troonkai Impact.
>>534541317he's a shit character carried by fujos
>>534541063i mean, i'm gonna roll
but my hype is on hold until 4.0
enough of this Elysianslop, saw this movie already once and it really didn't need a remake
>>534541063I don't care about Ely- I mean Cyrene shilling
>>534541317because his target audience does not care for this game anymore
>>534541420A worse remake in every way, no less
I wonder how /hsrg/ people's opinions on Amphoreus would change if Phainon and Cyrene weren't Kevin and Elysia
Chat is the minimum 1 cycle requirement true for new game mode?
Aglaea and cyrenelesia are the only things I'm looking forward to, hopefully the former gets brought back to life and we get to see her more relaxed and less stone faced
>mfw I can 36* MoC
New mode will fuck me
>>534541458character writing is way worse but hype moments and aura are better
>>534541490Well if they weren't involved, this entire planet's concepts wouldn't exist. No flopchasers, no fake elysian realm, etc. You can tell Amphoreus was made around them, not the other way around.
>drip marketing delayed
>beta delayed
>some low effort PV released but no 3.5 PV yet
>worst selling banners dethroned
Are we nearing the end times
>>534541324That's true but I feel bad for them
>>534541541POST ROSTER
NAO
>>534541580>Pocket Tactics: Amphoreus is obviously influenced by Greek and Roman history. What attracted you to that era of time?>Chengnan An: Ancient Greek and Roman mythologies are often built on a single character, and a story unfolds based on them; that's an aspect we find to be very inspiring.https://www.pockettactics.com/honkai-star-rail/gdc-interview
>>534541559a 2d animated kalpas short would mog phainon completely
>>534541663drip marketing delayed? what are you talking about? blandmarch and wormheng just got dripmarketed last week
>>534541663they really need to tease Blade's Edo design, even if it's just a glance at his back or something. that would shoot my hype to the overflow.
just have him standing there and turn his head slightly as his KATANA glimmers
>>534541663>ZZZ started delaying drips and betas after flopping>Genshin followed suit>HSR now follows suitPhainon goddamn flopped
>>534541813>everyone thought he meant Phainon>he actually meant CyreneteehehohoohhohohohohohohhohohohoHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHO
>>534541827the drip happened AFTER the stream as opposed to BEFORE the stream
it's a literal nothingburger when it's obvious why they did it but you know people have to troll
>>534541859maybe in the 3.8 penacony quest
I can't imagine any reason for it to exist outside of Edo Star setup
>>534541813>an aspect we find to be very inspiring.>sidelining everyone else to gigashill a single character is 'very inspiring'
>flop flop flop flop
I genuinely can't tell if it's underage tards or adult losers
>>534541827I'm saying their drips last week had been delayed and now the beta is delayed too and there's still no 3.5 PV
>>534541961It's /vmg/eets
>>534541942That's the HI3 bias for you
I weep for Terravox. He got cut
>>534540475Ok now make one for how many free 5 star each got
>>534542051No wonder that game is a failure
>>534541859A leaker already said it's low effort just like Dan's SP
Don't get your hopes up
>>534542062Being cut is better hygiene
>>534541961I love fish that's all
>An entire shill patch dedicated to two filler characters that Phainon presumably killed 33million times
Why?
>>534541961>4chan>adult winners
>>534542062Nobody would pull for a fooken flower
That's 4star material
>>534542125because for some reason they refuse to release screwllum instead
>>534542102>twink Blade to go with twunk DanRUMAO
>>534541942>Surely the players will love rolling for all these sidelined characters we treat like filler who only exist to wank some Mary Sue with negative charismaGenuinely, what were they thinking?
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i think pagfly should try dating pagnon since they both are getting cucked
what do you think?
>>534542140our gigameta horny boi
>>534542302>Shaoji>Thinking>with his brain and not his dick
>>534542302It worked for Ei, Neuvtranny, ACK, and shartyabi
>>534542327I think our resident horseschizo would love it
I hope Cerydra and Hysilens get death scenes as brutal as Hyacine's bare minimum
If she has to suffer, they should too
>>534542125Because they're cute
Unfortunately for them their timing is easily worse than Cipher's, and that title doesn't help them at all
>>534533828>tatted up hood rat Absolutely ruined. This whore shouldn't be cosplaying anything that isn't a full body cover up.
>>534542503Cipher has the hottest design in HSR and she sold like shit
Meta and lore relevance >>> Design
Free 5-stars are useless if they're just DPS, because now you have to build a team around them, which might cost you more rolls.
If they gave out Hyacine or Tribbie for free, then I'd consider that generous, since you can use them to strengthen your existing teams
>everyone was against Elysia
>Now this general is supporting her because she held hands with caelus like firefly did
Lmfao
>>534542626free Danny will be god tier with E2S1
>>534542718There is no character named Elysia in Honkai Star Rail. Are you okay?
>>534542718>this generaldon't group me in with those uncouth swine
>>534542718Nobody said this, period.
EVERYONE HATE Elyshart.
>>534542718SEApags are not "this general"
>>534542862They sure as hell make up the majority of posts and traffic here though
>>534542718Yuripags and Homopags are not "this general"
dont care Castorice is still cuter
>>534542781But there is a place called ELYSIAe
>>534542851Silence fofotranny
Cyrene x caelus is cute and canon
>>534542862>SEA out of nowhereI'm assuming these are just self-hating mudlslimes. For some reason, they're incredibly racist toward their own
>>534542941Yes, not the character. I ask again, are you okay?
>phainon's real name is Khaslana
>Cyrene's will be Elysiae
Based
>>534542913This is the first castorice post I see in 4 days
Why does no one care about her anymore
>>534542913She unironically looks like she smells
>>534542980>CyreneThe post said Shartlya NOT Cyrene dumb caelusposter.
castorice is just purple smelle
>>534543124There is literal no difference now since they both look the exact same
>>534543113and that's a good thing!
>>534543070put the bat DOWN
>>534543109>anymorenever did
>refer to transparent Elysia expy as Elysia
>UHHHH ITS NOT ELYSIA
Fuck off
>>534543109Looks like you came late into the thread
>>534521942
>>534543109>T. is never here
>>534543224it's not even an expy, it's just plain old Elysia
>>534543185>>Since when Cyrene = Elysia? Does HSR state that?
>>534543289Shaoji literally said 'we just took Elysia from hi3 lol'
not being able to tell that Cyrene is Elysia is like not being able to tell that a old fat man with a white beard who wears a red hat, red coat, red pants, and drives a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to delivers presents to kids all over the world is Santa
I'M TIRED OF SHAOJI
>>534543371That was a shitpost retardbro
>>534543224Nobody calls Phainon 'Kevin', Luocha 'Otto' or Acheron 'Mei'
>>534543371No, he said Phainon and Cyrene and their own characters in 3.0 stream. Unless you dumb enough to think a HSR parody of NBA Centel is an official account.
I returned to this game and general for a week and I already want to leave.
Also this grail war game is such a fucking drag holyshit it goes on forever who thought this was a good idea. Make it STOP.
>>534543371Proof?
Also kys retarded hi3slurper
>>534543535i'm with you, this place is too willfully retarded for me, i'm out
>literally just ported the same character but made her outfit more covered up with no other changes
>Didn't even bother changing the air and personality with phainon
>Hurr it's not really the pink whore
>>534543593See you tomorrow! <3
>>534543535I played like 3 rounds of it for all the jade rewards
And yes, this general is the worst way you could waste your time
>Shaoji killed Star Rail
>Shaoji killed /hsrg/
What's next on his hit list?
They unironically just copy pasted the whore in star rail, they didn't even try to change anything like with fagnon and making him his own character that's different Kevin. This bitch is literally just Elysia but with a less revealing dress
>>534543754>his own character that's different KevinKhaslana IS Kevin
imagine the sounds Hyacine would make if you smashed her head in with a brick
Gen is too dead to be annoying. If you're here, you're the problem.
>>534543754Khaslana's model is LITERALLY Kevin
His boss will be too
Neither are original
Phainon is just Kevin pre-FC
>>534543070Just imagine a vg with flags :^)
>>534543814Please get help as soon as possible.
>>534543814Cyrene would say this
>>534543814She would just heal herself from it anyway
>>534541663this is what hsrtards deserve for rewarding the garbage amphoreus characters with record breaking sales, now dawei learns that he can release low effort slops with maximum gain in hsr
>>534543986I, for one, like Hyacine.
>>534543814imagine the sounds Elysia would make if you smashed her head into a pavement
https://x.com/yueyetu888/status/1954100936780992788
>>534543814I did it! Watch what happened :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbSKmsWKB8
>>534544024Majority of slophoreus characters did not sell well LOL
>>534544057Phainon is too much of a cuck to say that sadly
>spend all farming bond in fgo
>Decide to look here
>Same melties and schizos dilating plus shay
>Not even porn posting and erpniggers are around since they are entertaining
>*Hertaschizo" trying to drag discord drama into the threads
Alright I guess I'll come back next week then
>>534544057Tfw Kebin kicked Dudu but HSR is too politically correct to let Phainon do that
>>534520418 (OP)WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS PREFER
>Evernight is a separate being to March and is like a twin sister>Evernight is just March who has a new personality>Evernight is a split personality inside March who now has some control over their body
>>534543814This but Tribbie, and not ironically.
>retards really think the game is getting any better when we're going from Shaoji to limegan's spiteful ass where he'll mostly just make space Japan a rehash of space China 1 or find some way to force them into space Japan
Lmao
>>534544193This new March needs to run dirt in people's eyes.
>>534544193I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>534544193I prefer you coming into terms with the fact you are a balding pinoy in his 30s
>>534544267The devs hate this game, it will never get better
>>534544267this game's biggest enemy has always been its story writers
>>534544193Split body because that means opportunities for gap moe.
>>534544193Evernight is March 7th's 'Ego', basically her repressed emotions come to light
Far more interesting then 'lol shes an alt personality and got possessed'
I don't understand Evernight being edgy if they're the time titan since Oronyx was a fucking crybaby bitch
>>534527485I'd agree on this if they were to reveal that Nano is a Cremator.
I want to be a lesbian high school anime girl...
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