>>534447786>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registrationhttps://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing
>league questionnairehttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
>>534528179Cry more. I never blame others when I have bad luck, you shouldn't do it too.
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1954022323217940738
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Man, I spent the whole match thinking I was stupid for not just dealing the wind, only to discover that it didn't even matter.
koito fucks her fat old managers at least two at a time to pursue her idol dream or whatever stupid shit she does. really she just likes wrinkled hairy cock and being humiliated that her youth is being wasted by perverse old men who use her as a cum rag
>>534528619koito big anus
Friday night ghost hunting
Majsoul Friends Room 51318(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsnEac6_TYY
HITOTSU
>>534528571I said it as a joke, but honestly every game I've played with you recently you get a top row riichi like 50% of the time. Then I check the log and you're just forcing meme yakus every single hand.
Ever Given, Ever Taken Away
>>534528713>I will play defensive up until the moment I have to greed and then deal-inJust riichi/dama 4p...
>>534529468It's North, though.
Majsoul Friends Room 93473(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93473
>>534529468No I think he identified the right move, what were the odds
>>534529183>>534529183>top row riichi like 50% of the time. Then I check the log and you're just forcing meme yakus every single hand.I don't understand any of that. I just play majan.
>>534529867wanna join me perchance?
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>>534529029>>534529867which one should I join
STOP CHASING PEOPLE'S KOKOS
>>534529390You posted this one already
>>534529979Play by feel nya
>>534529841Mortal can't survive /mjg/ rooms, you need bakyo schizophrenia to win
>>534529882If you play like a schizo up until that point, you keep playing like a schizo, going back to digital mentaru will make you deal-in.
Eels Shouldnโt be Able to Exist
>>534530009mine for free lolis
>>534529593You play as her and you'll be cursed to be forever stuck in Li Yang shanten
>>534529593i wonder where is this retarded anon who claimed like a month ago yostar never would've done something like this, because they're a game for professional mahjong players now
>>534530485>retarded>a month agoLeague tourist has left already
>year of the wood snake
Bravo
my morning woods are no more
The characters have been increasingly revealing and/or chinese
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>>534529593naga prefers cunny
>>534530634i'm so glad they're gone
How come janigger stopped posting >names?
>new character
>no emote leaks
>no voice leaks
Who cares? I did the event with her and I can't even remember.
>>534531282Summer camp changed his ways
>>534531282He got beaten by a group of mjgers who doxxed him, I know because I was there to see it
>>534531282Raped by the camp counselor
>>534531472But summer camp never happened
>>534530295Post the rest of the pic wussy.
>>534531282literally no one has been posting WWYDs because of him
>>534531540That's what frank wants you to think
>>534531994so janigger has actually managed to kill /mjg/ for good?
bravo
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>>534531994>me when I lie on the internet
huh
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Our only hope of restoring /mjg/ to its former glory is to rename ourselves and move to Mahjong Kings.
>>534529867Back to 3/4
Join!
that's it, /mjg/ needs to enter another 2 week embargo on WWYDs thanks to this
>>534532585I apologize to you on behalf of the villainous anon who chased your friendly.
Do I read this right, that by getting that x10 draw you are guaranteed to get the one of those four characters?
>>534532742holy shit, frank sure is generous
Hugging all the anons who properly wash their hands after using the bathroom in this thread!
Can I Survive Against 3 PRO Players?
>>534533041>Expert 2>Adept 3>Master 1 looperGrim.
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You guys DO wash your hands, right?
I lather my hands with soap for 59 seconds
>>534533283I do, but do you wash your dick after peeing?
>>534533283Sure, you heard the tap run after the flush, right?
>>534533449I sometimes use toilet paper to make sure I get every last drop out.
>Please wait a while before making a thread
>300 seconds
>>534533449The heat of the urine cleans the penis
>>534533905i dunk my cock in the piss to burn off the bacteria
Why isn't it lolisnek...those fuckers
>>534534002Hag game, hag general
I'm probably the only one in /mjg/ who pulls back his foreskin to wash the head of his penis in the shower.
>>534534207>anon is proud that he practices basic hygiene
>>534534207youre the only one in /mjg/ with foreskin bro
>anon got genitally mutilated
>>534534476>"basic" hygiene>that no one else can apparently do on a regular basis
1 minute of silence for the anons who got mutilated and will never experience a real male orgasm (unless they molest their prostate)
big talks when you lot only wiping with tissue after taking shit
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i am a stinky boy
>>534534207I do that 50-100 times every time I shower
>>534534627>>534534717Wow, we actually went a minute between posts. Respect!
>>534531994factually incorrect
>>534534717>he doesn't own a tabooh no no no
Just use a bidet, philistines.
any sanma queuers perchance
>>534535329i finished my games
>>534531282he posted >names into /fgoalter/ accidentally and has been quiet since
>go to /uma/ to make a question
>see thread drama that also has for some reason an /mjg/ anon involved
>what a shithole I'm glad my general isn't like this
>come back here
>dumb fucking momo asking dumb fucking questions about thread "drama"
Women were a mistake.
>>534535342Yeah, it is good.
>>534530485The game already has plenty of that though?
>>534537021We're still way better off. At least we don't get 50 posts per minute with people spamming interracial porn just in case you actually try to read it.
>how it feels to dama in a sanma game
The rank numbers in the sanma spreadsheet varying in font size is freaking me out
I want to fuck hot beautiful women and make hot beautiful daughters with them. Then fuck make daughters and make hot beautiful granddaughters.
>>534537969what would freud have to say about this
I forgot to give you your birthday gift yesterday, Steve. Doryaaa!
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Ruby-chan?
>a local cosmetics brand straight up made an advertisement with AI that's airing on TV
>b2b daily flip events
EoS can't come soon enough
>>534538912it's a login event
>>534538912rape correction to this hag
And the event's TOmorROW!
--American Kaneda
>no story associated with the new character to endear me to them and give me a reason to roll
>>534539254wdym we had a month long event about her
>>534538912This one's just a 7-day login event. It's to hype up the swimsuit event, there's going to be at least 4 outfits + rerun announcement + maint info so that's 6 days already
>>534539317I forgot about the plot and her characterization already...
/mjg/ needs to invent new lore for her stat
>>534539407>servant priestess of Nian>born to serve with no freedom>janshi-san attends the shrine each day to talk about the outside world>snake girl gets curious>Nian returns to slumber>snake girl decides to roam the mortal realm and look for all the wonders of the world
>>534539909That's not a very catchy nor memorable lore. I say we make her our resident vore character.
Li Yang of the Snake Palace? more like Yang Chow from Snack Palace you hag fat fuck!
>>534540152>voreoops misspelled whore
>>>/a/281305678
What a being!
>>534540152There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
In Richi City, they would give the snake girl a loli alternative form
>"upgrade" to windows 11
>mahjongsoul runs noticeably slower
FUCK YOU WINDOWS
>>534540680Riichi City already has a snake girl character and you can decide if you want a loli, JK or hag version
>>534540684Should've bough a macbook. q
I'm taking lore submissions for the new character. Give me your best lore.
>>534540902In the first age, in the first hanchan...
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>>534529593So if we don't get her now, she's gone forever?
Why does she have to show her feet? This fetish is disgusting
>>534540902Design a crimson chemist, that sounds kinda cool.
>>534541006We already have a primeval, silver-haired character: her name is Fu Ji.
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Just BE yourself :)
>>534540902What about love?
>she is the fairest of all
>>534528825Going by her cameo in snake's emote, I guess very soon
>>534541439I'm going to need an explanation before I start ritualposting like Anju did
>>534541552Snakes climb in trees.
>>534541552Steve would never consider calling Lily a whore
>>534532742Yes, and you can buy an outfit for the character you get, but if I remember correctly, you need to buy it after the roll/draw. You can't change your mind later and come back to try and buy the outfit for the character.
>>534532742Also I'm not sure what happens if you get more than one of them but I assume you can buy the outfits of everyone you manage to draw.
>>534529593I'm not crazy about her but the FOMO game ridiculous
>>534542153I have no idea, but she's on the mjgbooru.
>>534542153the one who bakes new threads
>>534541552Something like this
>>534542328Thread bakers look like THAT?
>>534529593Why would they make the snake girl a footfag character? Snakes don't have feet
name a single majsoul character who isn't a footfag character
you can't
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>>534542582Are you sure about that?
>>534542635>bare ass shoved on your face>the feet doeYour brain is rotten
>DARLING HOLD MY HAND~
Nothing beats a Ron2 yakuman! And right now, you can save 50 uma per jyanshi! That's 200 uma off for a family of 4!
No
NOOOOO
I'M NOT A FOOTFAG
PLEASE DON'T STICK YOUR TOES IN MY MOUTH
>>534541894Where'd you get this drawing of me?
>>534542730bond xenia is barefoot
>>534542776MR TARANTINO CALM DOWN
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>>534542784A secret reference photo taken at camp.
>>534542807>>534542824You can barely see anything there you can't compare it to shit like
>>534542635
>>534542968>You can barely see anything thereHer feet are out, uncovered, that's the whole point
What is the evolutionary advantage of footfaggotry
Xenia's feet walked so Fuji's could run.
>>534543080the same advantage as fagfaggotry
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>>534542992I can do this all day.
>"If you can see the feet then it's foot fetishist"
Do you think beach episodes are made for foot fetishists too or something? Grow up or breathe some fresh air.
>>534543080flat footed women are worse at running from predators
>>534543140Yes. Proper women should be covered at all times, even on the beach. Especially their feet.
>>534543121Now do Chiori!
>>534543121she's wearing a fucking bikini, anon. on the damn beach. fuck off.
I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3476157/db50302b15/
>>534543094i could have sworn this was in mexican
>>534543194>Now do Chiori!That's illegal.
>>534543209No reason to put her bare feet in full view. At least give her sandals.
>>534543213that's the second version
>>534543236I meant Chihori
Majsoul Friends Room 11857(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11857
>>534543048>Her feet are out, uncoveredThat's not how it works
By that logic every swimsuit and pyjama outfit are for footfags which is retarded
You need accentuated foot with the sole purpose to feel every inch of them
>>534543338Nobody wants to see her feet.
>go play gold room as a joke haha
>get better haipais than ever before
was jade room made just to torment fresh masterkeks?
>>534543338Her Yukata outfit
Ninja still has her feet covered, I think. For now.
>>534543337>PedofilaHey, that's me!
>>534543536I've been q'ing for a while
Then I'll queue in 12 minutes.
I'm going to wait for the event to Q, that way I can pet two birds with one hand!
>>534542328Put on some pants baker
>>534541894zamn new thread makers look like that?!
>>534544452Okay, done
now open wide
>>534544736Woah, this one wasn't in the booru
So what cardinality is the Snek in charge of, North east?
>>534545523The dragons are Ichihime, Fuji, and Wanjirou thoughbeit.
>>534545523haku is not a dragon thougheverbeit
>>534545643Moon niggers will never be real citizens.
>>534545643Kaguya is the cardinal of the bakyou
>>534545564Where did I say Haku in that sentence anonchama
>>534545729Dragon is not a cardinality either
>>534545765She is literally the cardinal of the white dragon in the lore
>>534546016I accept your concession.
>>534546071Accept your concussion
I cannot accept that skipping chun is correct here.
>>534546351if you go for full bakyouless efficiency it is, but it's definitely 3s into honitsu chun dora 5
>>534546258W-what happened to her other eye?
>>534546351my brain is on sanma right now, so i drop 2s and aim for honitsu
depends on the bakyou though
>>534545315>>534545981>>534545558what on earth are you people even talking about
>preordered Ichihime fumo 6 months ago
>get payment request email today
>I selected credit card as the payment method when I preordered
>my card is expired
>have to hope the replacement gets here before the payment deadline
fuck this gay earth-nya
Should I watch Conclave 2024, 12 Angry Men, or 28 Days Later?
>>53454707012 angry men is one of the greatest movies of all time and better than anything made in the last decade
>>534547070watch Nolan slop
28.Days.Later.2002.Remux.1080p.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-LEGi0N
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Will watch 12 Angry Men at a later date.
I just jerked off to an armpit focused image for the first time
It's nyover for me
>>534547412I fapped to a trap before, that shit's nothing
>>534547541what kind of trap it was? boobytrap?
>>5345475412d traps are just girls with penises so it's fine. If it was 3d kys
>>534547412Disgusting.
Post the image
>>534547597it was one of the oldest doujins, the one with "Look it's a cockicle!"
>>53454707012 angry men is good kino and 4chan coded
>>534547821https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8325886
Remind me again why we tolerate BA niggers here
>>534548049Announce regular tourney already schizo TO
>>534548197we had a collab
>>534548197I had fun in the Kivotos tourney so they're alright in my book
>>534548249So? We still tell every vtumor to fuck off despite the "collab"
>>534548343there was a vtuber event in mjs and we have vtuber jyanshis?
>>534548430There was an official vtumor collab 2 years ago that led to /jong/ being a thing
This is what no koko does to a mf
>>534548501i may be mistaken, but i remember /jong/ being a thing since before rushia's termination
>>534548617I don't know who that is or when he died but /jong/ was made after the collab
>>534540684>install malware>computer is slowerwow...
>>534548617>>534548696https://warosu.org/vt/thread/67353626
First /jong/ thread
our most valuable anons are baggots
>>534548904i have no idea how, but i remember /jong/ existing way earlier
my mind's playing tricks on me
Best mahjong idol getting Sex Book 4 printed
>>534548930/mjg/ is Koitoposter territory, get lost shirokofox.
>>534549049You are schizoid like most vtumors it comes with the territory
>>534547070>didn't watch>shit>shitQueue up for the tourney instead.
>>534548904Today, I'll remind them
>>440545761 This is one year before that thread you posted btw. For some reason this tournament is absent from the repo too.
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hindsight is 20/20
>>534549224/pcg/ is not /jong/
Horse racing is mahjong core, therefore /uma/nons are the only acceptable anons
>>534549224feel free to do a pull request
Sanma is the worst kind of gimmick you can think of
>>534549471this but unironically
>>534549224>>534549524The TO tried to get it on the repo, it was rejected. Truly the most oppressed group...
uploads a backup of the repo to the repo
Hm, I think I'll upload the entirety of Clannad onto the repo.
>>534549741Dementiabro you already did that
>>534549657that's retarded. i'll add it in soon then because it's still technically an /mjg/ tournament
>>534549904I will remove it if you add it in
>>534549050What an idol's sweat taste like?
P-please don't fight, meidos...
>>534550063Don't act like they're on the same level, one repomaid is trying to preserve /mjg/ history and the other is trying to deny it!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12X1a7-5Rk2LcW0QcLkrJntc2UrMd-4pT8FbY5zUV69k
Look at this tourney and tell me it doesn't deserve it's place among the others!
Only Holo is allowed in the repo your poverty vtubers are NG
There's a bunch of forgotten tourneys that aren't on the repo, this is hardly the first.
Repo meido? More like reipu meido!
>>534550205>/mjg/ won so hard none of the poker chase guys got to finals
Should I learn to shave with a safety razor? I'm can barely manage a whisker as is but I don't want to give Gillette money.
>>534550621You're going to kill yourself, get an electric shaving machine and pay a barber every week.
>>534550361I'm sure the lads on the other side have gotten better, surely they're not still adeptchads. Imagine not getting better after 2 years, couldn't be me.
>>534550724Only 1 of the poker chase guys from that doc still plays and he ditched his jong citizenship and is now fully /mjg/, it's over.
mjg vs. jong tourney when
>>534551030It's called league and we have one every year
>>534551030already happened twice with league
>>534551030what if i belong to both sides
>>534551030the fact that modern /mjg/ has no idea this has already happened is a fucking travesty and shows how incompetent our repomeidos are at preserving our culture and history
>>534550621buy this thing (i think it's even the same model i have)
>>534551160It's mostly BA niggers
A Saki themed tourney with /uma/ vs /bag/ vs /jong/ vs /mjg/
>>534551167there's no way electric shavers actually get your face stubble-free
>>534551203*win it from someone in a mahjong parlor
>>534550621Sure, it's much cheaper than disposable crap. You can buy enough razors for two years for like 20$.
>>534550720Safety razors aren't dangerous at all. Electric shavers are fine, though.
>>534551081Then we call it playing Mahjong!
>>534551160incompetent you say?
How is it possible that every single time I play in a Kaavi vs Yuzu room, the Kaavis utterly grape and genocide the Yuzus?
>>534551313They just about do, though it's not as good a shave as a safety razor.
>>534551160OG repomeido keeps disappearing during every gimmick tourney
>>534551313i can shave clean with mine
i get stubbles in the evening if i shave in the morning
>>534529593Of course she's only in hag form. I expected it but still disappointed. Shan't spend money to roll her.
When will we get another lolibaba?
>>534551160>ask for /mjg/ culture book 1>crickets and IRClique laughing in the background
i'm joining the war on BAniggers on the side of BAniggers
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>>534551608I'm a /mjg/ historian as I've been here since the first thread on /v/, AMA
>>534551638>shirokoromo-0.xThis was uploaded to the repo?
mikamichiori-7.png
Queue up for the sanma tourney
>>534551676what's your favorite meme in /mjg/ history and how many day 1 oldfags are left
>>534551721Sorry anon, but I'll queue once the event comes out.
>>534551749>WARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jnZMW8C6wA
>>534551775>iisou if he real
>>534551676Why are you a faggot?
>>534551676If I started playing mahjong in 2019 and joined mjg around the start of mahjong soul how experienced would I be considered
What the fuck it's already Saturday???
>>534551925You're right, Fu Ji is XXX.
And the police dispatcher said, "Ma'am, the call is coming from inside the house!"
>>534551959XXX as in she's pure sex.
>>534551979>not on riichi.moe
>>534551849my wife is so cute
>>534551676But /mjg/ started on /jp/ in 2009?
>>534552134All the /jp/ big names are on the majsoul discord not here
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>>534552134Mahjong Soul only released in 2019 though?
>>534552035NO ONE has access to riichi.moe. Not anymore.
>>534551979I feel like it would be better in gimmick tourneys then other, considering that the only other things in the category are commentaries without a winner
>>534552190They should've copied RC and have multiple forms available... what a letdown.
>>534552406This, other is for non /mjg/ tournaments.
>>534552406yeah true, i put it in Other because it was basically standard mahjong without gimmicks though
maybe we just need more sections, collabs instead of "2chan collabs"
Swimsuit reveals tonight?
>average League shanten: 3.92
>>534552551should be first one yes
>>534552551>>534552627Aren't they released after the cardinals? Are they revealed at the same time? I can't recall.
>>534552745same time same patch
>>534552546Changing 2chan collabs to collabs would be a fine idea, though now I'm thinking about it what even is a gimmick tourney anyway. It feels just like another misc category. Like the roleplay with pretty large changes to scoring is pretty gimmicky, but the grand prix tourney was just blitz. The /v/ tourney and regular tourney having their section is fine just to commemorate mjg history and such but there definitely could be another section for the arts and craft tourneys for example.
And you don't seem to understand
A shame, you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
>>534553158Blitz is a gimmick doofus
>>534553279Blitz is a pretty normal way to play mahjong along with like nashi nashi. It's NORMAL, you're the doofus.
>>534553428non-ranked ruleset -> gimmick
simple as
>>534553465turn timer is not a rule
The new "Most first places" award in M-League will be worth of 1 million yen
Here is a list of people who won 10 or more games throughout the seasons
>>534553527It is in online mahjong and can be modified.
>>534553543>Sonoda and Maou both three times on the list Honestly with this lineup
Jade sanma is easier than the sanma tournament.
>>534553670No. No it is not.
Finding Fu Ji's phylactery and destroying it so she reverts to her true age.
>>534553571did your president finally learn to count fu?
>the 5th dora indicator is LITERALLY only ever revealed when someone is in suukantsu tenpai
>all other 4 kans end the game immediately
Holy shit, what a useless tile.
>>534553749I have a theory that yellow eyed janshis are actually hiding their true appearance because otherwise why would we have this many yellow eyes
>>534553794You know she's packing a fat cock because she's an angel and she has a tranny name.
>>534553868This tile... is a diamond!
>>534553868can't any player also win with a closed kan rinshan kaihou with that tile revealed? i believe the game would turn after his turn, so he can still tsumo
This Shiroko is... le focks!
>>534553868It's revealed if the 4th kan is an ankan. The abort happens after the discard.
>>534553905Why did she do it?
>>534553670some anons are good, but most try to play it like yonma, failing spectacularly
>>534553982le...shirakkofachs!
>>534553905Did anyone save TO's schizo lore post?
>>534553670I wasn't even paying attention to the screen for most of the time so you're wrong
https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/1954001528404205708
>there are three signs when you should switch from chiitoi to toitoi
>1) when bottleneck tiles (3/7) turn into an ankou
>2) when you have two yakuhai pairs
>3) when anyone calls ankan on a numbered tile
>the best time to switch is at 4 pairs or chiitoi ryanshanten
>in case of 5 pairs already you can ignore the 2) point
What if the general hatred towards sanma stems from the fact there are no sanma copebots available and bad players cannot claim their bad plays were actually bot approved?
>>534554240https://review.bigcoach.work/?lang=en
your turn sanmakek
>>534554240That's not a what if that's the exact reasons
Copebotters hated friendlies and laughed at FOCs before MAKA came out but now they don't say anything and join friendlies more frequently
So we're just okay with HIM returning?
>>534554240hatred for sanma comes from the fact that it is every part of mahjong amplified and condensed and that we actually all just hate mahjong
>>534554240I'm in the top 10 of this tournament. I continue to insist on the idea that sanma is a trash game mode designated around luckshitting your brains out.
Half my matches I didn't even feel I was doing anything skillful, as the game served me winning combinations from haipai.
>still no camp meetup pics
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US???
>>534554514If you wanted pics you should have attended
>>534554514I didn't take any photos sorry.
>>534554476it means you have good flow thoughbeit
yonma is more digital, sanma is more occult
internet meetup pics are always horrifically ugly, let's be thankful they didn't post any
>>534554514I'll be Frank, you will only get to see the video documentary.
>>534554572Hang yourself schizo
>>534553158Just made the changes now, should appear soon
this'll be good for the future in the event /mjg/ does any more collab tournaments with people who aren't may/2ch
>>534554658There were already collab tourneys before that. Did everyone forget about the /v/ vs /jp/ vs /u/ vs /a/ tourney?
Any news on upcoming collabs?
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>>534553868you can deal in after your open kan or rinshan your ankan.
>>534551557Would be kino if she was wearing socks
>>534554587not to sound gay as this is not a gaypost but /mjg/ anons or the meetup anons were way too handsome for a 4chan community or a weeb community
>>534554920You just have low standards and are very ugly, so average men look pretty to you.
>>534554819that was a team tournament with people exclusively from /mjg/ though, it's on the team tourneys page
there are other tournaments that arent added, if anyone has spare time and remembers a tourney that isn't added, feel free to do a pull request. I'll merge it in.
>>534551557god I love feet
Can someone explain why you can't kan after a chi or pon, but have to discard a tile first?
>>534554826Yes, but it's under NDA so we can't talk about it.
At the very least, we can hint it's something that fits VERY well with /mjg/ (a certain league team might have predicted it).
>>534549904>>534551979>>534554658JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED YEARS LATER
>>534554819Was it really a collab like the 2chan tourney? From what I know it was just a single group of players who identified with a specific board, especially since it was so early in history
>>534554514identities and faces most likely
>>534555028Too convenient and little counterplay.
ALWAYS riichi your yakuman hands
>>534555028because mahjong is a turn based game, you can only do 1 move on your turn
>>534554240Sanma was hated before even akochan, nevermind mortal and MAKA.
t. sanmafag
>>534554920We had some outliers but having literal chads there who could get a job with a firm handshake made me think "What're you doing here?"
>>534554476I placed higher than you and I am confident that all my wins were the result of intelligent play.
>>534554920i've realized this is often the case
>guys at the meetup>turns out non of them are fat, some are /fit/izens, everyone has strong jawline and is generally well kept>girls at the meetup>no tumblr goblinas, pretty much every girl is hot, all taken unfortunatelyi either have extremely good luck or the generic online community stereotype is just a meme
>click ichihime
>visual novel RB1
Is that the new thing?
>>534555279>visual novel RB1>new thinglol, lmao, good post
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>>534555257The generic online community stereotype is centralized entirely around redditor burgers
No Miko, I don't trust you!
Why are there so many here gatekeeping mahjong and consider sanma to be inferior?
Some of us don't have all the time in the world. I frequently play during lunch breaks and after work, I technically can play 4P (which I do, sometimes), but more often than not, I can't guarantee I can set aside an hour max to play a match
>>534554920>>534555257You anons really just had your standards completely lowered by fucking reddit troon meetups and think average people look like chads...
>>534555135then why can you do consecutive kans?
>>534555257It's just that the stereotypical specimen would not bother going to a meetup knowing full well his ugly mug will end up on the internet for all to laugh
>>534555434I think I'm chad, therefore I am.
>>534555419Why do you care? You do you sanmakek.
>>534555463because it's fucking sick
>>534555418Get in the van, Cynthia-chan. It's okay, your friends are waiting for you.
>>534555434I can tell if a person is attractive or not
>>534555434i don't mean they all look like chads, but they don't look like run off the mill incels either
>>534555474this may actually be the case
>>534555257It's definitely self-selecting as well: those who can afford to go to meetups are likely better off and those who have more money just generally look better due to access to better nutrition and more time to spend on grooming and exercise.
>>534554396>le...nigniggaraman!
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>/mjg/gers canonically look like this
holy shit
>>534555684>be born a luckshitter>keep luckshitting until you die>attribute all of it to skill and hard-work
So this is the power of mjg...
>>534555967holy neck of the neck guy
From previous meetup pics I'd say I fw 5 or 6 anons from here which is not a big number considering there are 200 league players every year
>>534554240nuki dora and tsumo loss is cringe. less riichis in riichi mahjong. less pushing riichis with mediocre hands cause tsumo loss. so many stupid interactions with nuki dora breaking ippatsu, stopping kyuushu, double riichi/chiihou, awarding rinshan, making the dead wall bigger, and counting as dora when it's not really part of your hand.
>>534556038Some of them were finetuned to look even goofier, I think.
>>534556038Kek, what is that...
>>534555967isn't this a 10 year old /fa/ meetup or was I tricked then? + dylan roof edit
>>534556050there are only like 15 anons per meetup pic so over 60 anons are fuckable here
>>534555053I will delete the jong tourney when I get back home don't worry
>>534542531Lily Kitahara keeps them dogs away. She's a legfag character.
I'm an ugly incel and you better stay away from me.
>>534556357You're a little cutie and I'm en route to your location right now.
>>534555967holy kek that guy's neck
>>534555967What a bunch of freaks lmao
I'm an ugly bastard sex haver don't come close to me or I'll steal your girlfriend slash sister.
>>534556118>>534556142it's an old /fa/ meetup and the rightmost person is photoshopped in serial killer
>>534556437Girlfriend comma sister
>>534556437can't steal what i don't have
>>534556446makes sense, he's too cute for that lineup
Get on the ground and do as many push-ups as you can, then report the number.
32.
How long can the summer camp TO keep the massacre hidden? It's got to be discovered sooner or later.
>>534556572My belly gets in the way
>>5345565720 not even going to try my hands are delicate tools made for mahjong and gooning
>arrive at summer camp
>have fun playing mahjong irl until like 4am
>get woken up at 8am the next morning
>"Cmon Anon get up. We're hitting legs today. Here's your proteinshake and creatine."
>end up getting dragged to a sketchy Polish gym
>I just wanted to play mahjong...
>>5345565727
i wasn't warmed up, i can do 40 after a few weeks of training
>>534556572But I went to the gym today and did my push sets...
>>534556694Something similar to this may have happened
>>534556612Shut up, Ange, they're all in the golden land now. Magic is real, okay?
>>534556446kek i knew i knew him from somewhere
>>534549224>>534549904>>534550205>>534551979>>534555053Don't you retards realize it was not on the repo not because of vtubers but because a certain individual was allowed to play by the braindead TO
>>534556694This is not a joke post by the way this did happen at the camp.
>>534556812>Don't you realizeno
>>534556786Release the diary, Hachijo.
>>534556694>arrived at poland>get stabbed>never made it to the mahjong camp
>>534556812Well? Who is it?
>>534556694>the most plausible summer camp account
>>534534717>>534551925The second X is for ไธ (ten thousand)
>>534556812Memoryholing that guy by the blue archive collab is good and pretending that guy never existed is better than your post reminding everyone of a person who you should pretend did not exist
>>534556863>dodged the gym draftphew
>>534556694>>534556765>>534556863I keep telling you, you could just skip the gym and play mahjong instead if you really wanted. You are grown men who can say no and do what you want.
>>534556572I stopped at 50, was getting bored, also tomorrow's chest day and don't want to overdo it.
>>53455657217
I just got done fapping
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>>53455657253, but I'm out of shape
https://worldriichileague.com/
21 spots left
>>534556812I wish I had friends in the IRC who would tell me what the lore is and who these players are
>>534556657Which one of you made anon pregnant?
>>534557052>oh, come on anon, it's not like you have to go>well, everyone else is going, you can just play on your phone, right?>yeah, well, we'll be right back>oh, so you wanna come after all? it's fine, you really don't have to if you don't want to
Who gets a swimsuit skin this year?
>>53455657232000 in like 2 seconds
>>534557224sounds like sanma to me
So what exactly did E***13 do?
Mahjsoul Battle to the Death Room: 59888
Secret Bus Trip edition
>>534557172I stayed behind for morning swims with the fatsos and you could do the same
>>534557138>What we expect from our players: Well versed, competitive players with solid hands-on experience in real-life play, good knowledge of etiquette, point calculation and mahjong strategy>good knowledge of mahjong strategyI'm out
Push ups are for short people to brag about, no one gives a shit if you can lift your 60 kilo soaking wet ass off the ground
It's a lot more difficult when your height starts with 6'
Odds do more pushups
Evens take a break and join the koko
I need china to wake up and fine footfags millions.
>>534557412Aaand I'm hard again.
Fuck you.
I can do 12 pullups and a muscle up.
>>534556694>training legs with the brosNobody cares about your squat PR. You gotta push each other on the bench numbers.
We really are the /fit/test community in the west.
>>534557221Panda
Bookhag
Hannah
Kutsuji
Chest? I feel push ups in my shoulders
>>534557412Why is she hugging the golden demon core?
>>534557564Your form is bad. Keep your back straight, your butt down, and your hands behind your shoulders.
>>534557393Bullshit, it's easier for lanklets since they've got more leverage
>>534557138What's the prize? I cannot see a single thing mentioning what you actually win for this?
>>534557564Push your shoulders back (pull your shoulder blades together). If you push your shoulders forward your chest can't contribute to the movement.
>>534557660I thought she might be a potential one, but she's so detached from going to the beach personality-wise that I find it very hard to believe they'd do it, even if it'd have some elements of gap moe
>>534557789anonchama you have to pay to play
I can confidently say I'm the only one on /mjg/ who can do a one-legged squat, no support.
>>534557789The prize is that your face and real name will be posted on /mjg/.
>>534557817So there's a money prize? I don't understand what you are trying to imply by the fact there's an registration fee, all tournaments have this?
>>534557903You can pay a fee and get no prize but reputation.
>>534557789there's none, it's a recreational hobby
>>534557863I have done them before, will try.
>>534557221Slingshot bikini btw
>>534557138https://worldriichileague.com/all-euro-league-events/sixth-european-event-rennes/
>tourney in one week>9 playerslmao
>>534557813She could get one of those "I will just sit under the parasol and read" skins.
>>534557863Is that supposed to be impressive? Try Kozachok for a whole minute.
>>534557863A pistol squat? I can do them shrimple as
>>534557863Just a shrimp squat or a pistol squat?
>>534558015they can play sanma then
Surely you guys have mastered the mind enough to not eat junk and have abs, right?
>>534557941/mjg/ tourneys are better then, you don't have to pay a fee and your >name is known among people who actually can play this game
I can confidently say I can beat 98% of /mjg/ anons in a fist fight.
t. amateur boxer
>>534557975>>534557863I just did about ten with my right leg.
>>534558020That's fair. And actually that'd be cool if it looks elegant.
>>534557987if she doesn't get one I will find you and I will kill you
>>534558082What if I bring out a gun, huh? What then?
That's what I thought
>>534557863>>534558059>>534558064>>534558086*grabs your ass*
Heeeeeyyyyy, you've been working out, keep that up.
>>534558082Guns make all men equal.
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>>534554514Frank hasn't lifted the posting embargo yet
>>534557221>>534557560Also I think Hibiki and Ransei could be good candidates. Ciri too since she's still missing one, but I don't know about a panther on a beach
>>534557221Please. You fuckers didn't give us snake loli, at least release a new dragon loli outfit.
>>534558082i did like 7 years of day by day trainings when i was in my prime and now i do spars for boomers several times a year
i'll take you on
>I'm so strong and muscular and good looking
>>534558071I have but one desire and it is to die so I'll kill myself in the funniest way that is to damage my body by engaging in an extremely unhealthy lifestyle, as ironic as life is despite my efforts doctors still say I'm surprisingly fome as I was cursed as a baby to live forever
>>534558268>RanseiShe just got a coomer skin.
Surely you guys won't roll for this character right? This is just unimpressive azur lane coded coomer slop.
>>534558318That's me, how did you know?
Chihori, hag, and Yuzu will get their second swimsuits before steve and panda get their first.
>>534558337Wasn't that like half a year ago?
>>534558337Halloween is in October. That's not 'just' recently
If we get our strongest anons together, we could host a round of mahjongboxing!
>>534558196>>534558158https://youtu.be/nDkI97x7yBc
>>534558268>RanseiShe already got one in an official illustration, so that means she won't get one in-game
https://mjgbooru.com/post/1036
>>534558372this is exactly the reason why i'm gonna roll for her
i tricked normalfags into playing this game, selling it as the best mahjong client despite their protests caused by the questionable content in their eyes, now i want to make them uncomfortable when playing with them
>>534558372I'm saving my scrolls for when yostar finally realizes that big fat human women are in demand.
>>534558420>>534558464Where did the time go?!
>>534558545That'd be cute though
>>534558516HOLY GUACAMOLE IT'S SO KINO!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I FUCKING HATE THIS GENERAL
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE TRICKED ME INTO TAKING CARE OF MYSELF AND WORKING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534558516I still don't know this team's theme
>>534558719Stop working out and get a pizza right now!
>>534558516Ahhhhh the team 17 intro now thats a team intro, maybe the best in all of league! None can compare. Subtle references, TWO TOs!? It's really got everything. God bless team 17, what an amazing team. They will never be forgotten.
Team 17!
Team 17!
>>534558719Only a strong body can foster a mind strong enough to withstand long term exposure to mahjong.
>>534558719It's better to invest in yourself now than become an invalid in your old age.
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>>534558516Holy fuarking kino... I can't stop watching it...
>>534558071I used to lift, had nice biceps and delts but I gave up when I found mahjong
Still have remnants of my muscles but now I have a fat belly
I realized I don't care about bitches enough anymore to impress them with lifting , just care about /mjg/ niggas to impress with my mahjong no homo
YAMI WO SHIHAI SURU SYMPATHY
MUDASA NO MERCY YOU
SANGE NO YOCHI WA MOU NAI NO SA
SABAKE NO MERCY YOU
I'm an invalid right now.
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>>534558516>look it up on jewtube>unlisted>1M viewsAs expected of Team 17's intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAWC2mPcTQ
>>534558719https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Riichi%20Mahjong%20Strategy%20%28rms%29.pdf
>Take good care of our health and condition to be able to play in tourneys at inconvenient times.
how do i gamble my health
>>534556812it having vtubers in it was the explicit reason it was rejected from the repo.
>>534557154Don't worry about it, he's not here anymore.
>>534558875Who said anything about lifting to get bitches? You lift for yourself to see yourself in your prime.
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>>534558918Those 2 players are now stuck in a sanma koko, waiting for the 3rd player to log in.
>>534558961at the mahjong fight club
queue for sanma tourney I'll beat you up
>>534559134No! Why would I queue up if you'll beat me up?!
POV: average /mjg/ meetup
>>534559178Because you'll enjoy it
>>534559134I don't wanna sanma fucking suckssss
>>534559198>runningI don't think the majority of /mjg/ runs unlike lifting.
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>>534559198That's not what POV means you woman
>>534558385>she doesn't know the pattern
>>534559334I jog 7 km twice a week. Cardio is equally important for lifting.
>>534559341First thing I thought too, women really can't into POV.
>>534559341Its my POV right now
>>534559341(you) are watching, the camera is your point of view
>>534559134if I queue I won't be able to get my certificate of grinching
My swimsuit predictions:
Imouto, Sheep, birdhag.
>>534559408Wouldn't it be funny if Steve got another outfit before the end of the year?
quasimodo predicted all of this
I'm starting to think we shouldn't hand out certificates of grinching to encourage bad behavior.
when is the goddamn TO telly?
>>534559429Nice anon, I'm going to need your pace to know if I need to speed up.
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>>534559683The what now?!
I'm not even grinching because I want to but because anons don't queue up.
How can you penalize me for that?
>>53455987950-60 minutes, I keep a light pace.
>>534559125we don't talk about the club here
>>534559849Does a TO really need to stream their own tourney?
i really pity you lot spend their time pretending to like workout and tell everyone to do it too
>>534559895these tiles are wrong somehow
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>>534560074My fridge broke, Now I have to eat everything in it before I get a new one on Monday
>>534560074I'm not even pretending, I hate it.
But last time I took a break, I got fat and my back started hurting, so I pushed myself into doing it again.
A small sacrifice to not look and feel bad.
The Mysterious Serial Experiments Lain PS1 Game
I'll never be beautiful so I have to be strong
>>534557331gg'ies
that tsumo 100% looked like it would be a chinitsu toitoi
>>534559895Is the guy in the top right levitating?
>>534560268I'm too beautiful so I have to look bad so shallow people don't come near me
>>534557331LMAO what the fuck so many riichis gg
>>534560354That's the last spell of Occult Master.
But since it's multiclass, you must be both a virgin and a mahjongmancer by the age of 30, or else you can't unlock it.
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I wanna get fat, ugly and bald, and possibly smell like a sewer.
I know women actually love it and go crazy for it.
>>534560354It's called aura farming
>>534560268Hahi! If you're working on yourself then I'm sure your soul is more beautiful than most already, anon!
>>534541894>a man da bakerSo it truly is just fetish art of baker anon?
>>534560870>daburii chiitoi dora 2>can even just dama it>can even just turn it into dabuton toitoi chanta dora 3
>>534560268I'm too beautiful to be good at mahjong... but I'm also good at mahjong.
>>534560870Saber always luckshit. Nothing can be done except pray for 2nd
>>534557863I can do 10 but only on my left leg. I lose balance doing it on he right, so i have to lean on the wall
>>534561193I'm sorry you suffer from moderate health issues
>>534541894>/mjg/ has its own 'tan nowthis general really is oldfag central
>>534541894God, bushy eyebrows are so hot on 2D but they just don't work on 3D. Truly the forbidden fruit.
sanma qualifiers telly
https://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetroll
commentators welcome, and let me know if the sound or streams fucked
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>>534561470>tellyFinally I can queue up.
>>534561569there is a 5 mins delay you can't cheat
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Nie bฤdฤ
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Ej, ten prรณg zdaje siฤ ลผywy
>all these sanma masters and experts
you guys actually play this shit?
>>534561758I got to master for the free copper every day
>>534561758It's really easy to get shartma expert if you just play it for event quests
>>534561758I wanted to get a really high rank in sanma for the memes.
One time I saw an expert in yonma that was celestial in sanma and it was really fucking funny so I tried to replicate it.
nyoo if you're not going to do it at least let me do it myself
>>534562108>>534561916>>534561862i'm a combination of these
i like playing mahjong, but don't have time to learn to properly play yonma, but sanma tonpuus take like 10 minutes, so i can play two games every day
at some point i realized it's funny how my rank is going up, so i decided to keep going
i've never read any strategy books on sanma or anything, i play completely by feel
WWYD, riichi/dama and why?
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>Online: 10
>two games in progress
>>5345623898s mawashi 4p deals in
>>534557138Do I have to join a club first?
>>534561758i got to expert 3 in sanma just from silver east farming yakus for events.
one more yaku event and i'll probably be master 1
>>534529593>Nian releaseWho's going to be the next one?
>>534562389There is not a soul in this general who wouldn't riichi this.
>>534562707i'd dama, why would i riichi, i'm 1st
>>5345623894p riichi
It's east, it's expensive, it's sanmenchan, and it's got like a 1/3 chance of dealing in
>>5345623898s, no dora visible but I'm retarded and not willing to commit to a fold yet
>>534562389>chasing a Sara in 4th You fool
Fold hard 0s
OTTO NOKO-TAN WATCH OUT
BEEP BEEP
>>534562490>>534562707>>534562848>>534563181>>534563345It's east 2, it's sanmenchan, it's got decent value, so I should probably riichi this. If it deals in, it's unfortunate, but we stand to gain a lot from it too.
The problem is that it's a high variance play. Sure, my lead right now is minuscule and it's East 2, but in the unlucky event where I deal into toimen's big hand, I drop into 4th place and have to fight hard once more to avoid a 4th place finish. Whereas a toimen tsumo or ryuukyoku doesn't harm my overall standing that much comparatively.
That made me hesitate and consider 8s mawashi as a lower variance option. I've grown to fold/mawashi in spots where I can hopefully rely on some shitter on the table to fuck up even bigger at some point anyway, so avoiding high variance plays like these has turned out to be a valid option. Here all players were competent though.
4p ends up dealing into a mangan and sending me into a 4th place spiral downwards that I fail to recover from. It's the lower end of the variance - if you're willing to risk that I'm sure it's a good enough gamble.
Copebot noise: NAGA almost 100% riichis this. MAKA and Mortal are split between the riichi and the 8s mawashi.
>>534563842>teriyaki chorizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1xubODols
I could queue more, but I keep getting matched against the same anons again and again
>>534564583TO doesn't want you to know thus but you can just grinch the whole thing
Can we wait until the event drops to queue?
>>534564745too late for me, just finished my 8th game
>>534564180i now realized i never finished ping pong
i dropped it around the episode where they celebrated china's birthday or whatever it was
>>534565078It's an amazing anime. The Christmas episode holds a very special place in my heart. Also the last episode has a sequence that can make me cry without fail.
https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko
Autokoko!!
Let's have fun!
Room playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFE6BC2C439469F73
why doesn't the tourney menu let you see your all games with results like next to it so that you can easily calculate your current score
masterful display of skill, I'm going to take a nap
I solved all of the Umineko quizzes on first try
>>534565197i'll try to finish it one day
it's not like i dropped it because of the christmas episode, i just didn't have time back then and it rotted on my backburner
>>534565339Happens to the best of us. Definitely one to keep in mind for the future.
>>534565078>>534565197im going TO the midnight flight sing along which will premire on christmas eve this year
dont forget to sing up
>>534565197It's a great adaptation and I'd argue it's superior to the manga.
>>534565078>>534565197>tfw watched it with an anon that was my age and with who I used to play constantly>tfw anon died 2 years ago at 26Give me my anon back...
>riding my bike
>turn right at a corner
>"heh, swinging maestro"
>>534566559I don't want to
I've used up my 16 matches.
>>534566559I'm done with this shit.
>>534566683So you're saying we need 10-20 matches for Basic Sanma Tourney 2?
>>534566850Sanma matches aren't even half as long as a yonma match so that would be fine.
Finished 28 Days Later. It was fine. Maybe an Asian 7/10. A passing grade, but nothing to write home about.
>>534565204People are just talking about gay sex here
>>534567198>he didn't watch 12 angry men
>>534567093damn male brat... reverse rape correction is necessary...
>>534567198>7/10 >nothing to write home aboutAre you a roastie?
>queue
>lose
>place tile
>queue
>lose
>place tile
It aint much but it's honest work
>>534567290I'm watching it next.
>>534567349the sheentia poster might as well be a woman
>>534567205Do you mean in the autokoko mumble or in the thread?
>>534567405where in china does this anon live
>>534567405i'm gonna make a client and the tiles are gonna look like that
>>534567458I'm a man ok I'll be back to watching movies soon
>>534567458I just don't get it.
Since when did 7-8/10 become "mediocre"?
I see these retarded opinions everywhere and they don't even follow their own logic, it's like they never learned how to count and what words mean.
>>534567405that cute little bird has a big brain
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You're gonna roll for me, right, anon?
>>534567749Become a loli first
>ITT anons satisfied by mediocrity
No wonder you guys suck at Asian games like Mahjong. Anything lower than a 9/10 may as well be failure.
>>534567723in their minds everything is either 10/10 (absolute kino) or 5/10 (complete trash). Anything between is mediocre. Other values are for meme movies and "classics" with "cult following." I don't get it either.
Anything less than a perfect 10/10 is SHIT.
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A 7/10 is an enjoyable experience.
>>534567661You should watch Snatch
>>534567864If you had to work as hard as me in order to get perfect results you would have quit a decade ago.
Should I watch Flow 2024?
>2024
Whatever it is, you shouldn't
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How should I know how many games I've played already
>>534568213is this actually good or corny nostalgiaslop
If you haven't seen Kino Eye (1924) then I don't want to hear your opinion on movies.
The best movie I've ever watched is your name
7/10 movies is a great genre. Movies like Rush Hour 2, Leon, Back to the Future 3, Die Hard, The Matrix, you can always rewatch and have fun
>>534568786It's a good movie, sir
>>534568849Roger
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I watched 12 angry men and it was just a mistrial speedrun with insane arguments like what if both witnesses were lying for no reason.
>>534568871>The MatrixSecretly an awful movie thoughbeit, with sequels that are somehow even worse.
>>534568973>>534568871Ok smartasses, explain why Matrix wasn't at least an 8 when it came out.
>>534568973I personally like the 3rd movie, the 2nd one was the worst imo, but the 1st one is good fun.
>>534568867But there's no movie called Kiaraman.
if you hated 12 angry men you might actually be less than human, like a gen alpha
>>534569031>when it came outI was but a kid when it came out so I didn't watch it then. By the time I watched it, the turn of the millenium already happened so the cultural baggage the movie carries for older people was not there, that's why instead of an 8 the movie is a 7.
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I tried watching Caddyshack with my sister once
Most fucking awkward evening of my life, she didn't laugh once and there's a sex scene
>>534561486Thanks for streaming
>>534569071I'm just capable of critically analyzing what the movie presents rather than dogmatically accepting whatever the screen tells me, like some people.
>>534568960Stop pretending to be me; I haven't seen it yet.
>>534569224a ัe ะทะฒaะป cะปapะบ
>guy on my table waits 15sec for every call and keeps emote spamming instead
Whoever could guess what character he is playing?
When did cynthiaposting replace yuzuposting?
For me, the greatest kino of all time is Intolerance (1919). It's an amazingly aspirational spectacle and it completely changed the way I interface with art. I don't recommend jumping straight into it though, watch a few shorter silent films first to get used to the format.
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>>534569265You don't have a monopoly on Cynthia blob pictures.
>>534569332>waits 15sec for every callHow is that even possible? You get 5 seconds max once you've used up your 20.
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for me it's Birth of a Nation (1915)
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>>534569374I started copying the cynthia-7.png anons but instead of youtube sloppa I posted about movies which is a new hobby I'm jumping into, now I see other anons are doing the same. Cynthia becoming a media consoomer character is a good /mjg/ personality for the character other than just being the girl who laughs at your dick.
>>534569407Oh yeah? Then why didn't you use a blob to answer his post?
And why can't I post a blob either?
You see, I think he might have the monopoly on cynthia blobs.
Don't you think?
>>534569690She just loves watching stuff during her free time when she's not doing sex work
>>534569717I already posted several so that's clearly not the case.
>>534569717You dropped your
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>>534569798Well, things change.
>>534569867the one fucking jane? me
>>534569690>cynthia already went through two character metas>leia is still forgottenWhere did it go so wrong for hags?
>>534569717>And why can't I post a blob either?why can't you?
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Jane and koito HATE. Underdeveloped hags aren't sexy
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>>534570006Cynthia is a hag thoughbeit
>>534569867I'll give Jane a pass
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I just bought some shares for 20k dollars from a guy with a frog pfp
>>534570006She just doesn't have a single versatile emote. Who the fuck makes soup randomly?
Oh yeah anon, today I made mushroom soup? Me? I made lentil soup. Fuck, the Greek restaurant that I used to get my rib tips + french fires + lemon lentil soup from for 11 bucks sans tip (take out only) closed down during Covid and I'm STILL mad.
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>>534570207She's cooking. It's a good emote
>>534570207What is it with this general and lentil soup? Is it that good?
>>534570207>he doesnt know whats cookingichihime-zoomer.png
>Suruga-ya got hacked
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>>534570207Who the fuck makes soup randomly?
Oh no, summer camp PTSD is kicking in. cynthia-bweh.png
>>534570006>forgotten>soup arc>soupmaxxin
>>534570362yes, lentil soup is the best, both smooth and chunky version
>>534570413that was some good soup tho
>>534570006at least 4 actually
>small penis humiliation >telly watcher >teary blobs >abused prostitute
>>534570362lentils are part of what is known as superfoods
you should cook lentil soup as a healthy variant to whatever high sodium soups you may have
>>534570362It's warm and hearty, perfect for a cold city like Chiraq.
>missed daisangen tsuuiisou because i fat fingered the skip button
i'm going to fucking kill myself
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Making a soup out of Cynthia's bones after some clients got a little too rough.
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After Cynthia-chan, which character's lore should be rewritten next?
>>534561486VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb6rceR2v1A
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Fuck, I'm watching this movie you anon said was good, and it's good.
https://archive.org/details/video-100
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What to watch next?
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>>534570825Fight Club if you haven't seen it.
Liz and the Blue Bird if you have seen Fight Club.
Ace Ventura if you have seen both of the above.
>>534570753You should watch The Seventh Seal next.
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>>534563806Mortal is pretty good with these schizo folds .. won't find much in the repo books about it all the advice is to 100% chase with ryanmen riichi
>>534570825Eiga Daisuki Pompo-san or Metropolis
>>534570825Irreversible
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>>534567723If something is good enough for me to finish that means it got bear minimum enjoyment for a 6-7. Anything that would be 5 or bellow I would simply not finish, it's that simple.
>>534571126I don't think it's a schizo fold (it's not really a fold to begin with)
If this was even scores there's no question about chasing. Just that what I said about opting for a lower variance play can be a valid option especially in a 4th-place-avoidance ruleset.
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In a tournament with equal uma I'd chase without question. It's just that dealing into a 4th place riichi in ranked is really bad.
>>534571463From 1 to 10, 5 is mid henceforth your way of thinking is retarded and biased by game reviews.
>>534570825Highlander is a fascinating film
They got two Scottish actors but are playing a Spaniard Egyptian and a Russian, and the main actor who is playing the actual highlander is French
Also spawned a media franchise where everything that isn't the original film is irredeemable trash
>>534571723>Also spawned a media franchise where everything that isn't the original film is irredeemable trashThat's most franchises though? I guess Alien got another good movie out before going to the dogs.
>>534571723Clancy Brown isn't Scottish
>>534571815Prometheus is good.
>>534572497Shan't fall for your bait.
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>>534570825Saka no ue no Kumo
>>534565204Shousangen rejection...
>>534574796Use rutracker or slsk.
>>534574796I found some on nyaa si
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Thanks, I'll look there.
>>534575048I'm too old a dog for new tricks.
>>534575373Those are two of the oldest tricks thoughbeit.
>>534573549prometheus is good
i should watch it again
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>>534575616Can't teach this young pup old tricks.
>>534575670heeyyy young pup
>>534575640Wanna watch Alien Earth together?
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>>534576227ohnono mikosisters not like this
>kan your genbutsu into all last dealer riichi, destroying your shanten in the process, while in first
I am losing against these retards.
>only have 6100 jade saved up for a cardinal roll
it's over
tonight they're going to announce the 4 cardinal re-run so I have to drop $2000 on the game
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