Thread 534528467

>>534447786

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registration
https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

>league questionnaire
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY

>>534528179
Cry more. I never blame others when I have bad luck, you shouldn't do it too.

Koito big win

Man, I spent the whole match thinking I was stupid for not just dealing the wind, only to discover that it didn't even matter.

koito fucks her fat old managers at least two at a time to pursue her idol dream or whatever stupid shit she does. really she just likes wrinkled hairy cock and being humiliated that her youth is being wasted by perverse old men who use her as a cum rag

Nun rerun when....?

>>534528619
koito big anus

Friday night ghost hunting
Majsoul Friends Room 51318(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51318

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsnEac6_TYY
HITOTSU

>>534528571
I said it as a joke, but honestly every game I've played with you recently you get a top row riichi like 50% of the time. Then I check the log and you're just forcing meme yakus every single hand.

Ever Given, Ever Taken Away

>>534528713
>I will play defensive up until the moment I have to greed and then deal-in
Just riichi/dama 4p...

>>534529468
It's North, though.

Majsoul Friends Room 93473(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93473

>>534529468
No I think he identified the right move, what were the odds

>>534529183
>>534529183
>top row riichi like 50% of the time. Then I check the log and you're just forcing meme yakus every single hand.
I don't understand any of that. I just play majan.

>>534529867
wanna join me perchance?

>>534529867
2/4

>>534529029
>>534529867
which one should I join

STOP CHASING PEOPLE'S KOKOS

>>534529390
You posted this one already

>>534529979
Play by feel nya

>>534529390
Already seen.

>>534529841
Mortal can't survive /mjg/ rooms, you need bakyo schizophrenia to win
>>534529882
If you play like a schizo up until that point, you keep playing like a schizo, going back to digital mentaru will make you deal-in.

Eels Shouldn’t be Able to Exist

>>534530009
mine for free lolis

Any queuers?

>>534529593
You play as her and you'll be cursed to be forever stuck in Li Yang shanten

>>534529593
i wonder where is this retarded anon who claimed like a month ago yostar never would've done something like this, because they're a game for professional mahjong players now

>>534530485
>retarded
>a month ago
League tourist has left already

>year of the wood snake
Bravo

my morning woods are no more

The characters have been increasingly revealing and/or chinese

>>534529593
naga prefers cunny

>>534530634
i'm so glad they're gone

How come janigger stopped posting >names?

>new character
>no emote leaks
>no voice leaks
Who cares? I did the event with her and I can't even remember.

>>534531282
Summer camp changed his ways

>>534531282
He got beaten by a group of mjgers who doxxed him, I know because I was there to see it

>>534531282
Raped by the camp counselor

>>534531472
But summer camp never happened

>>534530295
Post the rest of the pic wussy.

>>534531282
literally no one has been posting WWYDs because of him

>>534531540
That's what frank wants you to think

>>534531994
so janigger has actually managed to kill /mjg/ for good?
bravo

>>534531994
>me when I lie on the internet

>>534531994
WWYD

Our only hope of restoring /mjg/ to its former glory is to rename ourselves and move to Mahjong Kings.

>>534532290
the room

>>534532290
Sic him, Jane

>>534532290
9m

>>534529867
Back to 3/4
Join!

>>534532290
tsumogiri

>>534529029
closed :(

>>534532290
sumoggly

that's it, /mjg/ needs to enter another 2 week embargo on WWYDs thanks to this

>>534532585
I apologize to you on behalf of the villainous anon who chased your friendly.

Do I read this right, that by getting that x10 draw you are guaranteed to get the one of those four characters?

totally organic

>>534532742
holy shit, frank sure is generous

Hugging all the anons who properly wash their hands after using the bathroom in this thread!

Can I Survive Against 3 PRO Players?

>>534532467
>>534532536
>>534532603

>>534533041
>Expert 2
>Adept 3
>Master 1 looper
Grim.

You guys DO wash your hands, right?

I lather my hands with soap for 59 seconds

>>534533283
I do, but do you wash your dick after peeing?

>>534533283
Sure, you heard the tap run after the flush, right?

>>534533449
I sometimes use toilet paper to make sure I get every last drop out.

>Please wait a while before making a thread
>300 seconds

>>534533449
The heat of the urine cleans the penis

>>534533905
i dunk my cock in the piss to burn off the bacteria

Why isn't it lolisnek...those fuckers

>>534534002
Hag game, hag general

I'm probably the only one in /mjg/ who pulls back his foreskin to wash the head of his penis in the shower.

>>534534207
>anon is proud that he practices basic hygiene

They took mine away

>>534534207
youre the only one in /mjg/ with foreskin bro

>>534534476
>"basic" hygiene
>that no one else can apparently do on a regular basis

1 minute of silence for the anons who got mutilated and will never experience a real male orgasm (unless they molest their prostate)

big talks when you lot only wiping with tissue after taking shit

i am a stinky boy

>>534534207
I do that 50-100 times every time I shower

>>534534627
>>534534717
Wow, we actually went a minute between posts. Respect!

>>534531994
factually incorrect

>>534534717
>he doesn't own a tabo
oh no no no

Just use a bidet, philistines.

any sanma queuers perchance

>>534533087
ittsu good

>>534535329
i finished my games

>>534531282
he posted >names into /fgoalter/ accidentally and has been quiet since

>>534536796
proof?

>go to /uma/ to make a question
>see thread drama that also has for some reason an /mjg/ anon involved
>what a shithole I'm glad my general isn't like this
>come back here
>dumb fucking momo asking dumb fucking questions about thread "drama"
Women were a mistake.

>>534535342
Yeah, it is good.

>>534530485
The game already has plenty of that though?

>>534537021
We're still way better off. At least we don't get 50 posts per minute with people spamming interracial porn just in case you actually try to read it.

>>534529867
2/4 Again

The rank numbers in the sanma spreadsheet varying in font size is freaking me out

>>534529867
3/4

I want to fuck hot beautiful women and make hot beautiful daughters with them. Then fuck make daughters and make hot beautiful granddaughters.

>>534537969
what would freud have to say about this

>>534538037
The heart.

I forgot to give you your birthday gift yesterday, Steve. Doryaaa!

Ruby-chan?

>>534538585
Hi!

>b2b daily flip events
EoS can't come soon enough

>>534538912
it's a login event

>>534538912
rape correction to this hag

>>534538675
grim

And the event's TOmorROW!
--American Kaneda

>>534539254
wdym we had a month long event about her

>>534538912
This one's just a 7-day login event. It's to hype up the swimsuit event, there's going to be at least 4 outfits + rerun announcement + maint info so that's 6 days already

>>534539317
I forgot about the plot and her characterization already...
/mjg/ needs to invent new lore for her stat

>>534539407
>servant priestess of Nian
>born to serve with no freedom
>janshi-san attends the shrine each day to talk about the outside world
>snake girl gets curious
>Nian returns to slumber
>snake girl decides to roam the mortal realm and look for all the wonders of the world

>>534539909
That's not a very catchy nor memorable lore. I say we make her our resident vore character.

Li Yang of the Snake Palace? more like Yang Chow from Snack Palace you hag fat fuck!

>>534540152
>vore
oops misspelled whore

>>>/a/281305678
What a being!

>>534540152
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

In Richi City, they would give the snake girl a loli alternative form

>"upgrade" to windows 11
>mahjongsoul runs noticeably slower
FUCK YOU WINDOWS

>>534540680
Riichi City already has a snake girl character and you can decide if you want a loli, JK or hag version

>>534540684
Should've bough a macbook. q

shan't q

I'm taking lore submissions for the new character. Give me your best lore.

>>534540902
In the first age, in the first hanchan...

>>534529593
So if we don't get her now, she's gone forever?
Why does she have to show her feet? This fetish is disgusting

>>534540902
Design a crimson chemist, that sounds kinda cool.

>>534541006
We already have a primeval, silver-haired character: her name is Fu Ji.

Just BE yourself :)

>>534540902
What about love?
>she is the fairest of all

>>534528825
Going by her cameo in snake's emote, I guess very soon

>>534541439
I'm going to need an explanation before I start ritualposting like Anju did

>>534541552
Snakes climb in trees.

>>534541552
Steve would never consider calling Lily a whore

>>534532742
Yes, and you can buy an outfit for the character you get, but if I remember correctly, you need to buy it after the roll/draw. You can't change your mind later and come back to try and buy the outfit for the character.

>>534532742
Also I'm not sure what happens if you get more than one of them but I assume you can buy the outfits of everyone you manage to draw.

Amanda Baker OC.

>>534529593
I'm not crazy about her but the FOMO game ridiculous

>>534541894
WHO?

>>534542153
I have no idea, but she's on the mjgbooru.

>>534542153
the one who bakes new threads

>>534542153
A man, duh

>>534542241
but thats me

>>534541552
Something like this

>>534542328
Thread bakers look like THAT?

>>534529593
Why would they make the snake girl a footfag character? Snakes don't have feet

name a single majsoul character who isn't a footfag character
you can't

>>534542531
Cynthia...

>>534542582
Are you sure about that?

>>534542531
Freed Jyanshi

>>534542635
>bare ass shoved on your face
>the feet doe
Your brain is rotten

>>534542531
Xenia

>>534542719
Explain this then
>>534542703

>DARLING HOLD MY HAND~
Nothing beats a Ron2 yakuman! And right now, you can save 50 uma per jyanshi! That's 200 uma off for a family of 4!

No
NOOOOO
I'M NOT A FOOTFAG
PLEASE DON'T STICK YOUR TOES IN MY MOUTH

>>534541894
Where'd you get this drawing of me?

>>534542730
bond xenia is barefoot

>>534542776
MR TARANTINO CALM DOWN

>>534542730
Nope.

>>534542784
A secret reference photo taken at camp.

>>534542531
fuji

>>534542807
>>534542824
You can barely see anything there you can't compare it to shit like >>534542635

>>534542531
literally hag

>>534542968
>You can barely see anything there
Her feet are out, uncovered, that's the whole point

What is the evolutionary advantage of footfaggotry

Xenia's feet walked so Fuji's could run.

>>534543080
the same advantage as fagfaggotry

>>534542992
I can do this all day.

>"If you can see the feet then it's foot fetishist"
Do you think beach episodes are made for foot fetishists too or something? Grow up or breathe some fresh air.

>>534543080
flat footed women are worse at running from predators

>>534543140
Yes. Proper women should be covered at all times, even on the beach. Especially their feet.

>>534543121
Now do Chiori!

>>534543121
she's wearing a fucking bikini, anon. on the damn beach. fuck off.

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3476157/db50302b15/

>>534543094
i could have sworn this was in mexican

>>534543194
>Now do Chiori!
That's illegal.

>>534543209
No reason to put her bare feet in full view. At least give her sandals.

>>534543213
that's the second version

>>534543236
I meant Chihori

Majsoul Friends Room 11857(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11857

>>534543048
>Her feet are out, uncovered
That's not how it works
By that logic every swimsuit and pyjama outfit are for footfags which is retarded
You need accentuated foot with the sole purpose to feel every inch of them

>>534543338
Nobody wants to see her feet.

>go play gold room as a joke haha
>get better haipais than ever before
was jade room made just to torment fresh masterkeks?

>>534543351
3/4

>>534543338
Her Yukata outfit

Ninja still has her feet covered, I think. For now.

>>534543337
>Pedofila
Hey, that's me!

Anyone in sanma queue

>>534543536
I've been q'ing for a while

I'll queue in 17 minutes

>>534543351
Started

Then I'll queue in 12 minutes.

Ill queue later for sure

>>534542531
Natsuki

I'm going to wait for the event to Q, that way I can pet two birds with one hand!

>>534542328
Put on some pants baker

>baker
Go back to /vt/

>>534541894
zamn new thread makers look like that?!

>>534544452
Okay, done
now open wide

>>534544736
Woah, this one wasn't in the booru

So what cardinality is the Snek in charge of, North east?

>>534545315
Milking me.

>>534545315
White dragon

>>534545523
The dragons are Ichihime, Fuji, and Wanjirou thoughbeit.

>>534545523
haku is not a dragon thougheverbeit

>>534545643
Moon niggers will never be real citizens.

>>534545643
Kaguya is the cardinal of the bakyou

>>534545564
Where did I say Haku in that sentence anonchama

>>534545729
Dragon is not a cardinality either

>>534545765
She is literally the cardinal of the white dragon in the lore

>>534545981
lore shmore

>>534546016
I accept your concession.

>>534546071
Accept your concussion

Accept my confession

I cannot accept that skipping chun is correct here.

>>534546351
if you go for full bakyouless efficiency it is, but it's definitely 3s into honitsu chun dora 5

>>534546258
W-what happened to her other eye?

>>534546739
Oguri ate it

>>534546351
my brain is on sanma right now, so i drop 2s and aim for honitsu
depends on the bakyou though

>>534545315
>>534545981
>>534545558
what on earth are you people even talking about

>preordered Ichihime fumo 6 months ago
>get payment request email today
>I selected credit card as the payment method when I preordered
>my card is expired
>have to hope the replacement gets here before the payment deadline
fuck this gay earth-nya

>>534546983
majsoul lore

Should I watch Conclave 2024, 12 Angry Men, or 28 Days Later?

>>534547070
28 days

>>534547070
12 angry men is one of the greatest movies of all time and better than anything made in the last decade

>>534547070
watch Nolan slop

28.Days.Later.2002.Remux.1080p.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-LEGi0N
cynthia-7.png
Will watch 12 Angry Men at a later date.

I just jerked off to an armpit focused image for the first time
It's nyover for me

>>534547412
I fapped to a trap before, that shit's nothing

>>534547541
what kind of trap it was? boobytrap?

>>534547541
2d traps are just girls with penises so it's fine. If it was 3d kys

>>534547597
The 3dpd kind

>>534547412
Disgusting.
Post the image

>>534547597
it was one of the oldest doujins, the one with "Look it's a cockicle!"

>>534547070
12 angry men is good kino and 4chan coded

>>534547821
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8325886

Remind me again why we tolerate BA niggers here

>>534548049
Announce regular tourney already schizo TO

>>534548197
we had a collab

>>534548197
I had fun in the Kivotos tourney so they're alright in my book

>>534548249
So? We still tell every vtumor to fuck off despite the "collab"

>>534548343
what

>>534548343
there was a vtuber event in mjs and we have vtuber jyanshis?

here we go again

>>534548430
There was an official vtumor collab 2 years ago that led to /jong/ being a thing

This is what no koko does to a mf

>>534548501
i may be mistaken, but i remember /jong/ being a thing since before rushia's termination

>>534548617
I don't know who that is or when he died but /jong/ was made after the collab

bravo australians

>>534540684
>install malware
>computer is slower
wow...

>>534548617
>>534548696
https://warosu.org/vt/thread/67353626
First /jong/ thread

our most valuable anons are baggots

>>534548930
lol
lmao

>>534548904
i have no idea how, but i remember /jong/ existing way earlier
my mind's playing tricks on me

Best mahjong idol getting Sex Book 4 printed

>>534548930
/mjg/ is Koitoposter territory, get lost shirokofox.

>>534549049
You are schizoid like most vtumors it comes with the territory

>>534547070
>didn't watch
>shit
>shit
Queue up for the tourney instead.

>>534548904
Today, I'll remind them >>440545761
This is one year before that thread you posted btw. For some reason this tournament is absent from the repo too.

hindsight is 20/20

>>534549224
/pcg/ is not /jong/

Horse racing is mahjong core, therefore /uma/nons are the only acceptable anons

>>534549224
feel free to do a pull request

Sanma is the worst kind of gimmick you can think of

>>534549471
this but unironically

>>534549224
>>534549524
The TO tried to get it on the repo, it was rejected. Truly the most oppressed group...

uploads a backup of the repo to the repo

>>534549617
3 fractures

Hm, I think I'll upload the entirety of Clannad onto the repo.

Sanma memesura doko

>>534549741
Dementiabro you already did that

>>534549657
that's retarded. i'll add it in soon then because it's still technically an /mjg/ tournament

>>534549904
I will remove it if you add it in

>>534549050
What an idol's sweat taste like?

P-please don't fight, meidos...

>>534550063
Don't act like they're on the same level, one repomaid is trying to preserve /mjg/ history and the other is trying to deny it!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12X1a7-5Rk2LcW0QcLkrJntc2UrMd-4pT8FbY5zUV69k

Look at this tourney and tell me it doesn't deserve it's place among the others!

Only Holo is allowed in the repo your poverty vtubers are NG

There's a bunch of forgotten tourneys that aren't on the repo, this is hardly the first.

>>534550291
Prove it

Repo meido? More like reipu meido!

>>534550205
>/mjg/ won so hard none of the poker chase guys got to finals

Should I learn to shave with a safety razor? I'm can barely manage a whisker as is but I don't want to give Gillette money.

>>534550621
You're going to kill yourself, get an electric shaving machine and pay a barber every week.

>>534550361
I'm sure the lads on the other side have gotten better, surely they're not still adeptchads. Imagine not getting better after 2 years, couldn't be me.

>>534550724
Only 1 of the poker chase guys from that doc still plays and he ditched his jong citizenship and is now fully /mjg/, it's over.

mjg vs. jong tourney when

>>534551030
It's called league and we have one every year

>>534551030
already happened twice with league

>>534551030
what if i belong to both sides

>>534551030
the fact that modern /mjg/ has no idea this has already happened is a fucking travesty and shows how incompetent our repomeidos are at preserving our culture and history

>>534550621
buy this thing (i think it's even the same model i have)

>>534551167
>buy

>>534551160
It's mostly BA niggers

A Saki themed tourney with /uma/ vs /bag/ vs /jong/ vs /mjg/

>>534551167
there's no way electric shavers actually get your face stubble-free

>>534551203
*win it from someone in a mahjong parlor

>>534550621
Sure, it's much cheaper than disposable crap. You can buy enough razors for two years for like 20$.

>>534550720
Safety razors aren't dangerous at all. Electric shavers are fine, though.

>>534551081
Then we call it playing Mahjong!

Seeya later, anons.

>>534551160
incompetent you say?

How is it possible that every single time I play in a Kaavi vs Yuzu room, the Kaavis utterly grape and genocide the Yuzus?

>>534551313
They just about do, though it's not as good a shave as a safety razor.

>>534551160
OG repomeido keeps disappearing during every gimmick tourney

>>534551313
i can shave clean with mine
i get stubbles in the evening if i shave in the morning

>>534529593
Of course she's only in hag form. I expected it but still disappointed. Shan't spend money to roll her.
When will we get another lolibaba?

>>534551160
>ask for /mjg/ culture book 1
>crickets and IRClique laughing in the background

i'm joining the war on BAniggers on the side of BAniggers
shirokoromo-0.png

>>534551608
I'm a /mjg/ historian as I've been here since the first thread on /v/, AMA

>>534551638
>shirokoromo-0.x
This was uploaded to the repo?
mikamichiori-7.png

Queue up for the sanma tourney

Did someone say WAR?

>>534551676
what's your favorite meme in /mjg/ history and how many day 1 oldfags are left

>>534551676
Proof?

bird up

>>534551721
Sorry anon, but I'll queue once the event comes out.

>>534551749
>WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jnZMW8C6wA

>>534551775
>iisou if he real

>>534551676
Why are you a faggot?

>>534551676
If I started playing mahjong in 2019 and joined mjg around the start of mahjong soul how experienced would I be considered

What the fuck it's already Saturday???

>>534551849
>XX
doubt

>>534551925
You're right, Fu Ji is XXX.

And the police dispatcher said, "Ma'am, the call is coming from inside the house!"

Check the repo.

>>534551849
Fixed

>>534551959
XXX as in she's pure sex.

>>534551979
>not on riichi.moe

>>534551849
my wife is so cute

More like seXseXseX

>>534551676
But /mjg/ started on /jp/ in 2009?

nyo...

>>534552134
All the /jp/ big names are on the majsoul discord not here

>>534552134
Mahjong Soul only released in 2019 though?

>>534552197
Wrong

>>534552035
NO ONE has access to riichi.moe. Not anymore.

>>534551979
I feel like it would be better in gimmick tourneys then other, considering that the only other things in the category are commentaries without a winner

>>534552190
They should've copied RC and have multiple forms available... what a letdown.

>>534552406
This, other is for non /mjg/ tournaments.

>>534552406
yeah true, i put it in Other because it was basically standard mahjong without gimmicks though
maybe we just need more sections, collabs instead of "2chan collabs"

Swimsuit reveals tonight?

>>534552551
should be first one yes

>>534552551
cute hat

>>534552551
>>534552627
Aren't they released after the cardinals? Are they revealed at the same time? I can't recall.

I am queued

>>534552745
same time same patch

present day present time

>>534553027
HAHAHAHA

>>534552546
Changing 2chan collabs to collabs would be a fine idea, though now I'm thinking about it what even is a gimmick tourney anyway. It feels just like another misc category. Like the roleplay with pretty large changes to scoring is pretty gimmicky, but the grand prix tourney was just blitz. The /v/ tourney and regular tourney having their section is fine just to commemorate mjg history and such but there definitely could be another section for the arts and craft tourneys for example.

And you don't seem to understand
A shame, you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear

>>534553158
Blitz is a gimmick doofus

>>534553279
it's not

>>534553279
Blitz is a pretty normal way to play mahjong along with like nashi nashi. It's NORMAL, you're the doofus.

>>534553428
non-ranked ruleset -> gimmick
simple as

>>534553465
turn timer is not a rule

The new "Most first places" award in M-League will be worth of 1 million yen
Here is a list of people who won 10 or more games throughout the seasons

non EMA rules?
gimmick

>>534553527
It is in online mahjong and can be modified.

pung

>>534553543
>Sonoda and Maou both three times on the list
Honestly with this lineup

Jade sanma is easier than the sanma tournament.

>>534553670
No. No it is not.

Finding Fu Ji's phylactery and destroying it so she reverts to her true age.

No tricks, no gimmicks.

>>534553571
did your president finally learn to count fu?

>the 5th dora indicator is LITERALLY only ever revealed when someone is in suukantsu tenpai
>all other 4 kans end the game immediately
Holy shit, what a useless tile.

>>534553749
I have a theory that yellow eyed janshis are actually hiding their true appearance because otherwise why would we have this many yellow eyes

>>534553794
You know she's packing a fat cock because she's an angel and she has a tranny name.

>>534553868
This tile... is a diamond!

>>534553868
can't any player also win with a closed kan rinshan kaihou with that tile revealed? i believe the game would turn after his turn, so he can still tsumo

This Shiroko is... le focks!

>>534553868
It's revealed if the 4th kan is an ankan. The abort happens after the discard.

>>534553905
Why did she do it?

>>534553670
some anons are good, but most try to play it like yonma, failing spectacularly

>>534553982
le...shirakkofachs!

>>534553905
Did anyone save TO's schizo lore post?

>>534553670
I wasn't even paying attention to the screen for most of the time so you're wrong

https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/1954001528404205708
>there are three signs when you should switch from chiitoi to toitoi
>1) when bottleneck tiles (3/7) turn into an ankou
>2) when you have two yakuhai pairs
>3) when anyone calls ankan on a numbered tile

>the best time to switch is at 4 pairs or chiitoi ryanshanten
>in case of 5 pairs already you can ignore the 2) point

What if the general hatred towards sanma stems from the fact there are no sanma copebots available and bad players cannot claim their bad plays were actually bot approved?

>>534554240
https://review.bigcoach.work/?lang=en

your turn sanmakek

>>534554240
That's not a what if that's the exact reasons
Copebotters hated friendlies and laughed at FOCs before MAKA came out but now they don't say anything and join friendlies more frequently

So we're just okay with HIM returning?

>>534554240
hatred for sanma comes from the fact that it is every part of mahjong amplified and condensed and that we actually all just hate mahjong

Is he back?

>>534554240
I'm in the top 10 of this tournament. I continue to insist on the idea that sanma is a trash game mode designated around luckshitting your brains out.
Half my matches I didn't even feel I was doing anything skillful, as the game served me winning combinations from haipai.

>still no camp meetup pics
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US???

>>534554514
If you wanted pics you should have attended

>>534554514
I didn't take any photos sorry.

>>534554476
it means you have good flow thoughbeit
yonma is more digital, sanma is more occult

internet meetup pics are always horrifically ugly, let's be thankful they didn't post any

>>534554514
I'll be Frank, you will only get to see the video documentary.

>>534554572
Hang yourself schizo

>>534553158
Just made the changes now, should appear soon
this'll be good for the future in the event /mjg/ does any more collab tournaments with people who aren't may/2ch

>>534554658
There were already collab tourneys before that. Did everyone forget about the /v/ vs /jp/ vs /u/ vs /a/ tourney?

Any news on upcoming collabs?

>>534553868
you can deal in after your open kan or rinshan your ankan.

>>534551557
Would be kino if she was wearing socks

>>534554587
not to sound gay as this is not a gaypost but /mjg/ anons or the meetup anons were way too handsome for a 4chan community or a weeb community

>>534554920
You just have low standards and are very ugly, so average men look pretty to you.

>>534554819
that was a team tournament with people exclusively from /mjg/ though, it's on the team tourneys page
there are other tournaments that arent added, if anyone has spare time and remembers a tourney that isn't added, feel free to do a pull request. I'll merge it in.

>>534551557
god I love feet

Can someone explain why you can't kan after a chi or pon, but have to discard a tile first?

>>534554826
Yes, but it's under NDA so we can't talk about it.
At the very least, we can hint it's something that fits VERY well with /mjg/ (a certain league team might have predicted it).

>>534549904
>>534551979
>>534554658
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED YEARS LATER
>>534554819
Was it really a collab like the 2chan tourney? From what I know it was just a single group of players who identified with a specific board, especially since it was so early in history

>>534554514
identities and faces most likely

>>534554920
Proof?

>>534555028
Too convenient and little counterplay.

ALWAYS riichi your yakuman hands

>>534555028
because mahjong is a turn based game, you can only do 1 move on your turn

>>534554240
Sanma was hated before even akochan, nevermind mortal and MAKA.

t. sanmafag

>>534554920
We had some outliers but having literal chads there who could get a job with a firm handshake made me think "What're you doing here?"

>>534554476
I placed higher than you and I am confident that all my wins were the result of intelligent play.

>>534554920
i've realized this is often the case
>guys at the meetup
>turns out non of them are fat, some are /fit/izens, everyone has strong jawline and is generally well kept
>girls at the meetup
>no tumblr goblinas, pretty much every girl is hot, all taken unfortunately
i either have extremely good luck or the generic online community stereotype is just a meme

>click ichihime
>visual novel RB1
Is that the new thing?

>>534555279
>visual novel RB1
>new thing
lol, lmao, good post

>>534554514
The incident

>>534555257
The generic online community stereotype is centralized entirely around redditor burgers

No Miko, I don't trust you!

Why are there so many here gatekeeping mahjong and consider sanma to be inferior?
Some of us don't have all the time in the world. I frequently play during lunch breaks and after work, I technically can play 4P (which I do, sometimes), but more often than not, I can't guarantee I can set aside an hour max to play a match

>>534554920
>>534555257
You anons really just had your standards completely lowered by fucking reddit troon meetups and think average people look like chads...

>>534555135
then why can you do consecutive kans?

>>534555257
It's just that the stereotypical specimen would not bother going to a meetup knowing full well his ugly mug will end up on the internet for all to laugh

>>534555434
I think I'm chad, therefore I am.

>>534555419
Why do you care? You do you sanmakek.

>>534555463
because it's fucking sick

>>534555418
Get in the van, Cynthia-chan. It's okay, your friends are waiting for you.

>>534555434
I can tell if a person is attractive or not

>>534555434
i don't mean they all look like chads, but they don't look like run off the mill incels either

>>534555474
this may actually be the case

>>534555257
It's definitely self-selecting as well: those who can afford to go to meetups are likely better off and those who have more money just generally look better due to access to better nutrition and more time to spend on grooming and exercise.

>>534554396
>le...nigniggaraman!

>/mjg/gers canonically look like this
holy shit

>>534555684
>be born a luckshitter
>keep luckshitting until you die
>attribute all of it to skill and hard-work

So this is the power of mjg...

>>534555967
holy neck of the neck guy

From previous meetup pics I'd say I fw 5 or 6 anons from here which is not a big number considering there are 200 league players every year

>>534554240
nuki dora and tsumo loss is cringe. less riichis in riichi mahjong. less pushing riichis with mediocre hands cause tsumo loss. so many stupid interactions with nuki dora breaking ippatsu, stopping kyuushu, double riichi/chiihou, awarding rinshan, making the dead wall bigger, and counting as dora when it's not really part of your hand.

>>534556038
Some of them were finetuned to look even goofier, I think.

>>534556038
Kek, what is that...

>>534555967
isn't this a 10 year old /fa/ meetup or was I tricked then? + dylan roof edit

>>534556050
there are only like 15 anons per meetup pic so over 60 anons are fuckable here

>>534555053
I will delete the jong tourney when I get back home don't worry

>>534542531
Lily Kitahara keeps them dogs away. She's a legfag character.

I'm an ugly incel and you better stay away from me.

>>534556357
You're a little cutie and I'm en route to your location right now.

>>534555967
holy kek that guy's neck

>>534555967
What a bunch of freaks lmao

I'm an ugly bastard sex haver don't come close to me or I'll steal your girlfriend slash sister.

>>534556118
>>534556142
it's an old /fa/ meetup and the rightmost person is photoshopped in serial killer

>>534556437
Girlfriend comma sister

>>534556437
can't steal what i don't have

>>534556446
makes sense, he's too cute for that lineup

Get on the ground and do as many push-ups as you can, then report the number.

32.

How long can the summer camp TO keep the massacre hidden? It's got to be discovered sooner or later.

>>534556572
0

>>534556572
My belly gets in the way

>>534556572
0 not even going to try my hands are delicate tools made for mahjong and gooning

>arrive at summer camp
>have fun playing mahjong irl until like 4am
>get woken up at 8am the next morning
>"Cmon Anon get up. We're hitting legs today. Here's your proteinshake and creatine."
>end up getting dragged to a sketchy Polish gym
>I just wanted to play mahjong...

heeeyyyyyyy sexies!

>>534556572
7
i wasn't warmed up, i can do 40 after a few weeks of training

>>534556572
But I went to the gym today and did my push sets...

>>534556694
Something similar to this may have happened

>>534556612
Shut up, Ange, they're all in the golden land now. Magic is real, okay?

>>534556446
kek i knew i knew him from somewhere

>>534549224
>>534549904
>>534550205
>>534551979
>>534555053
Don't you retards realize it was not on the repo not because of vtubers but because a certain individual was allowed to play by the braindead TO

>>534556694
This is not a joke post by the way this did happen at the camp.

>>534556812
I don't care.

>>534556812
>Don't you realize
no

>>534556786
Release the diary, Hachijo.

>>534556694
>arrived at poland
>get stabbed
>never made it to the mahjong camp

>>534556812
Well? Who is it?

>>534556694
>the most plausible summer camp account

>>534534717

>>534551925
The second X is for 万 (ten thousand)

>>534556812
Memoryholing that guy by the blue archive collab is good and pretending that guy never existed is better than your post reminding everyone of a person who you should pretend did not exist

>>534556572
32 also

>>534556863
>dodged the gym draft
phew

>>534556694
>>534556765
>>534556863
I keep telling you, you could just skip the gym and play mahjong instead if you really wanted. You are grown men who can say no and do what you want.

>>534556812
beggiebros...

>>534556572
I stopped at 50, was getting bored, also tomorrow's chest day and don't want to overdo it.

>>534556985
Kek.

>>534556572
17
I just got done fapping

>>534556572
53, but I'm out of shape

>>534556572
19

https://worldriichileague.com/
21 spots left

>>534556812
I wish I had friends in the IRC who would tell me what the lore is and who these players are

>>534556657
Which one of you made anon pregnant?

>>534557052
>oh, come on anon, it's not like you have to go
>well, everyone else is going, you can just play on your phone, right?
>yeah, well, we'll be right back
>oh, so you wanna come after all? it's fine, you really don't have to if you don't want to

Who gets a swimsuit skin this year?

>>534556572
32000 in like 2 seconds

>>534557224
sounds like sanma to me

>>534557221
it's time

>>534556572
55 is my PR.

So what exactly did E***13 do?

Panda has a stupid face!

Mahjsoul Battle to the Death Room: 59888
Secret Bus Trip edition

>>534557172
I stayed behind for morning swims with the fatsos and you could do the same

>>534557297
>>534557131
>>534557084
Nice...

>>534556709
You get a pass.

>>534557138
>What we expect from our players: Well versed, competitive players with solid hands-on experience in real-life play, good knowledge of etiquette, point calculation and mahjong strategy
>good knowledge of mahjong strategy
I'm out

Push ups are for short people to brag about, no one gives a shit if you can lift your 60 kilo soaking wet ass off the ground
It's a lot more difficult when your height starts with 6'

Odds do more pushups
Evens take a break and join the koko

I need china to wake up and fine footfags millions.

>>534557412
Aaand I'm hard again.
Fuck you.

I can do 12 pullups and a muscle up.

>>534556694
>training legs with the bros
Nobody cares about your squat PR. You gotta push each other on the bench numbers.

We really are the /fit/test community in the west.

doko

>>534557221
Panda
Bookhag
Hannah
Kutsuji

Chest? I feel push ups in my shoulders

>>534557412
Why is she hugging the golden demon core?

>>534557564
Your form is bad. Keep your back straight, your butt down, and your hands behind your shoulders.

>>534557393
Bullshit, it's easier for lanklets since they've got more leverage

For me it's lat raises

>>534557138
What's the prize? I cannot see a single thing mentioning what you actually win for this?

>>534557564
Push your shoulders back (pull your shoulder blades together). If you push your shoulders forward your chest can't contribute to the movement.

>>534557660
I thought she might be a potential one, but she's so detached from going to the beach personality-wise that I find it very hard to believe they'd do it, even if it'd have some elements of gap moe

>>534557789
anonchama you have to pay to play

I can confidently say I'm the only one on /mjg/ who can do a one-legged squat, no support.

>>534557789
The prize is that your face and real name will be posted on /mjg/.

>>534557817
So there's a money prize? I don't understand what you are trying to imply by the fact there's an registration fee, all tournaments have this?

>>534557903
You can pay a fee and get no prize but reputation.

>>534557789
there's none, it's a recreational hobby

>>534557863
I have done them before, will try.

>>534557221
Slingshot bikini btw

>>534557331
3/4

>>534557138
https://worldriichileague.com/all-euro-league-events/sixth-european-event-rennes/
>tourney in one week
>9 players
lmao

>>534557813
She could get one of those "I will just sit under the parasol and read" skins.

>>534557863
Is that supposed to be impressive? Try Kozachok for a whole minute.

>>534558004
>>534557331
full!

>>534557863
A pistol squat? I can do them shrimple as

>>534557863
Just a shrimp squat or a pistol squat?

>>534558015
they can play sanma then

Surely you guys have mastered the mind enough to not eat junk and have abs, right?

>>534557941
/mjg/ tourneys are better then, you don't have to pay a fee and your >name is known among people who actually can play this game

I can confidently say I can beat 98% of /mjg/ anons in a fist fight.

t. amateur boxer

>>534557975
>>534557863
I just did about ten with my right leg.

>>534557331
started

>>534558020
That's fair. And actually that'd be cool if it looks elegant.

>>534557987
if she doesn't get one I will find you and I will kill you