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Anonymous No.534544619 >>534544710 >>534544767 >>534545271
/hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
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>Version 3.5 "Before Their Deaths" Special Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT48gE7YMDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Bdydk8_kY

>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home

>3.5 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250802version-fbil7u/index.html?

>The Deliverer Trailer - "Trailblazer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTVP4GxK0Y
>Honkai: Star Rail Γ— Fate[UBW] Collab PV β€” "A Long 'Fated' Meeting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9RiJv1fNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPhbGKCPBJo

>Current Character Banners: Firefly, Jingliu, Blade + Hanya, Lynx, Luka - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40133643
>Collaboration Warp: Saber, Archer - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39896770

>New Drip Marketing:
>Evernight (5* Ice Remembrance) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40351051
>Dan Heng β€’ Permansor Terrae (5* Physical Preservation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40369990

>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift
YA266JQ8VA4X
CREATIONNYMPH
STARRAILGIFT
STARRAILFATE
PHAINONSENDOFF

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Anonymous No.534544684
Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!
Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!
Auf zum Schlachtfeld!
Auf zur Front!
Und auf bis zu eurem Tod
Werft das Leben hinfort, zeigt die Willenskraft,
Die in euch wohnt (Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!)
(Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!)
Anonymous No.534544687
https://files.catbox.moe/dc0cmo.png
Anonymous No.534544694 >>534544954
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Anonymous No.534544710
>>534544619 (OP)
>Paglus
Uh oh yuritroon melties inc
Anonymous No.534544720
My wife is so cute
Anonymous No.534544740
every lava chicken could be me
Anonymous No.534544767 >>534544961 >>534545709 >>534548554 >>534548639
>>534544619 (OP)
Chinks are NOT happy
Anonymous No.534544780
PUT FOFO IN!!!
Anonymous No.534544848 >>534544917
How would Elysia react if I forcefully abort her baby by stabbing her in the womb and then pulling out her intestines?
Anonymous No.534544850 >>534546472 >>534546986
I want to BE Boothill.
Anonymous No.534544869 >>534544954
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous No.534544907
Warch would be perfect if she rub dirt in people's eyes.
Anonymous No.534544917
>>534544848
She would probably scream and then die!
Anonymous No.534544954 >>534545109
>>534544694
>>534544869
Holy reddit
Anonymous No.534544961 >>534545000 >>534545074 >>534545105
>>534544767
Explain in English.
Anonymous No.534544975
Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit
Anonymous No.534545000 >>534545220
>>534544961
Yurichink mad Elysia touch Caelus
Anonymous No.534545012 >>534545120
captcha: AGPVJ
Anonymous No.534545016
Sissy chicken in hysilens outfit could be me
Anonymous No.534545054
Anonymous No.534545074 >>534545220
>>534544961
I like how these dishonest types always frame a character they dislike as if they're completely unpopular everywhere except internally. Always female characters, of course. Meanwhile, EVERYONE loves some random male.
Anonymous No.534545086
Prefarming remembrance calyxes because we dont know March's kit, feels great. Fucking useless leakers. I'll have to just farm preservation calyxes during the 3.5 double event, even if I likely wont use Dan Heng..
Anonymous No.534545105 >>534545159 >>534545312 >>534545329 >>534548554
>>534544961
Chinks were hype after 3.4 but after the 3.5 PV dropped everybody started shitting on HSR, Amphoreus and Shaoji.
Anonymous No.534545109
>>534544954
How can you determine which posts are considered reddit? Are you a reddit expert perchance?
Anonymous No.534545120 >>534545376
>>534545012
Hyacine gave me AGP
Anonymous No.534545128
Everyday until sissy chicken in Hysilens outfit could be me
Day (69)
Anonymous No.534545159 >>534545310
>>534545105
youre trying to form a narrative here
Anonymous No.534545174
>Paglus thread
Cringe
Anonymous No.534545198
Ngl, Welt in EN low-key sounds based af.
Anonymous No.534545220
>>534545000
Oh.
>public opinion
LOL

>>534545074
What?
Anonymous No.534545271 >>534547297
>>534544619 (OP)
NOOOOO!!! I'M BEING PAGGED!!!!!
Anonymous No.534545291 >>534545350
How many of Rin's pendant can you stack?
Anonymous No.534545310 >>534545404 >>534545709 >>534548639
>>534545159
I'm not, it's their narrative.
Anonymous No.534545312
>>534545105
That's pretty funny, probably just some yurifag being angry though.
Anonymous No.534545329 >>534548554
>>534545105
>The chinks [literal incel land] are upset over MLbait when HSR's best selling banners were all waifus
Fuck off with your forced narrative
Anonymous No.534545350 >>534545468
>>534545291
As many as you can loot I expect. I got 2 gold ones on a run I wasn't even using Archer.
You may wonder why I took them and the answer is cuz I didn't feel like Caladbold or Caliburn.
Anonymous No.534545376 >>534545419
>>534545120
She gave you A Giant Penis?
Anonymous No.534545404
>>534545310
no, its not
Anonymous No.534545419
>>534545376
Yes, I have a giant penis when I see Hyacine's cute bubble butt
Anonymous No.534545439
when are we getting a rat character
Anonymous No.534545468 >>534545531
>>534545350
I got it twice in a run though I didn't get the second one because it was just one Eidolon.
I know the mode is meant to shill them but turning Redman into an artillery piece is fun. Well at least that part is fun.
Anonymous No.534545505 >>534545627
What the hell is burned chicken
Anonymous No.534545531 >>534545627 >>534545854
>>534545468
I've been doing for-fun Grail Runs just to have a bit of fun relying on someone specific, Archer included, or seeing how badly DoT teams and such get mogged (it's quite bad).
Anonymous No.534545589 >>534545648 >>534545695 >>534547326
What the hell is AGP?
Automotive Grand Prix?
Anonymous No.534545627 >>534545750
>>534545505
Our lord and savior Shaoji
>>534545531
Surely Hysilens will save DoT.
I don't have the sword gorilla but I bet she absolutely destroys the entire mode, I should try and hope I get the relevant trinket at some point.
Anonymous No.534545648
>>534545589
A Gay Phainon
Anonymous No.534545695 >>534545901 >>534546331 >>534547223 >>534549090
>>534545589
being trans
stuff like pic related triggers the desire to be a woman in some people
Anonymous No.534545709
>>534545310
>>534544767
>Burnt Chicken
Lava Chicken reference??
Anonymous No.534545719
HI3floppers sure are pissy their ER rehash slop is disliked everywhere
Anonymous No.534545750 >>534546074
>>534545627
>Surely Hysilens will save DoT.
[Press button]
[Damage is backloaded]
[ALL endgame is time trial garbage]
[the numbers are not so retarded huge that "ermg mommy kafka step on me mommy im not a soiboi" does anything to salvage it since it's worth less than 2 turns of normal characters]
You only save DoT by making the entire gacha industry stop being faggots with time trial shit to bait whales.
Anonymous No.534545854 >>534546074
>>534545531
maxing him out is fun although he chokes hard for the first few days
Anonymous No.534545901 >>534546065 >>534546095 >>534548861 >>534549090 >>534549090
>>534545695
lets steer this discussion from trash shit and talk about how hot this artists work is instead
Anonymous No.534546065 >>534546447 >>534547719
>>534545901
She looks like an overinflated water balloon
Anonymous No.534546074 >>534546156
>>534545854
That's a lot of redman swords...
>>534545750
I was being ironic, I completely gave up on the archetype. Still wish they let them shine in a gimmick mode at least (non endgame)
Anonymous No.534546095
>>534545901
mid
Anonymous No.534546139 >>534548754 >>534548754 >>534549090
Anonymous No.534546156
>>534546074
I even did a DoT DU run earlier this week.
It was faster to just swap to Castorice plus whatever.
Anonymous No.534546331 >>534546387
>>534545695
I wish I could become a woman, the world is so unfair
Anonymous No.534546387
>>534546331
sexxo
Anonymous No.534546406 >>534546471 >>534546575
Anonymous No.534546447 >>534547719
>>534546065
*mwah*
Anonymous No.534546471 >>534546593
>>534546406
Anonymous No.534546472
>>534544850
>I want to BE cool
understandable
Anonymous No.534546476 >>534550856
Anonymous No.534546575
>>534546406
Anonymous No.534546593
>>534546471
I don't think she realizes that she doesn't need to go that far.
Anonymous No.534546732
Anonymous No.534546785 >>534546872 >>534546990
I'm proud of being male and not ashamed of it
Anonymous No.534546862 >>534547190
Anonymous No.534546872
>>534546785
as long you're not gay
Anonymous No.534546986 >>534547086
>>534544850
>I want to BE a crop top wearing gay cowboy
Anonymous No.534546990
>>534546785
You have worms
Anonymous No.534547086 >>534547509 >>534547806
>>534546986
he's a robot, he can't be gay
so he's allowed to wear crop tops
checkmate
Anonymous No.534547165 >>534547270
oh shit, psyren is getting a anime adaptation
Anonymous No.534547190
>>534546862
I want Hiyanshii to abuse me and then heal me back up
Anonymous No.534547223
>>534545695
Damn, that's actual mental illness.
Anonymous No.534547270 >>534547435
>>534547165
But that stuff crashed and burned and was finished in a hurry
Anonymous No.534547297
>>534545271
It's over...
Anonymous No.534547326
>>534545589
some guys want more than fuck and touch women
they want to be the woman and get fucked like one
its not even a matter of being gay, they just get off to the idea of it as a concept
Anonymous No.534547435 >>534547517 >>534547689
>>534547270
yeah, but it was good untill it got to the final 2 arcs where the author had to rush everything
hopefully the animw fixes that
its far better than JJK if you want battle shonen, hopefully zoomies get that and pick it up
Anonymous No.534547507 >>534547641 >>534547689 >>534547724 >>534547935
>Destruction is killing the universe
>Lan: nah, I’ll hunt abundance
Anonymous No.534547509 >>534547819
>>534547086
That sounds like something a gay guy would say...
Anonymous No.534547517
>>534547435
it doesn't matter if it has a shitty studio
Anonymous No.534547641
>>534547507
Lan used to be Xianzhou Solider, it's personal for him
Anonymous No.534547671 >>534548753 >>534549191
How are you even meant to do the 3rd phase
Anonymous No.534547689
>>534547507
Yeah we hate Yaoshi here.
>>534547435
I wouldn't be able to compare with JJK considering I read Psyren... holy shit has it been 15 years... and not JJK but I suppose Psyren at least didn't outstay it's welcome.
Anonymous No.534547701 >>534547783 >>534547798 >>534547920
Phainon carried the whole 3.4 patch.
say something nice to the best boy of hoyoverse.
Anonymous No.534547719 >>534547830 >>534547905
>>534546065
>>534546447
*smooch*
Anonymous No.534547724
>>534547507
thats the essence of the hunt
fuck everything else but the thing youre hunting, which you will make sure it gets extra fucked no matter what
Anonymous No.534547783
>>534547701
mydei bottom bitch
Anonymous No.534547798
>>534547701
it would've been a colossal shitshow if he didn't considering that he hogged 90% of the entire runtime
Anonymous No.534547806 >>534547913 >>534558849
>>534547086
What if he's programed to be gay?
Anonymous No.534547819
>>534547509
I'm straighter than 99% in this general.
I fap to every kind of women: Potato, Hebe, Maids or Hags
I did it so much that I got ED and now I must abstain myself for months until I recover
Anonymous No.534547830 >>534547905
>>534547719
What the fuck is that bwo
Absolutely hideous
Anonymous No.534547879
Anonymous No.534547894
Damn wtf went wrong here
Anonymous No.534547905
>>534547719
>>534547830
siggers...
Anonymous No.534547908 >>534548403
So, now many Amber Era more until Lan finally hunt Yaoshi?
Anonymous No.534547913
>>534547806
>le pink equals le gay
what are you 5 years old
Anonymous No.534547920
>>534547701
He's the only character on all gacha games that I played felt like he's a "BOSS" characters.
Most Boss characters that turned into playable characters, they're all shits.
no regrets pulling for Phainon.
Anonymous No.534547935
>>534547507
The Hunt doesn't necessarly want to be "good" or anything. It's literally the path that supports vengeance by any means possible.
Anonymous No.534547996 >>534548972
HSR is so boring
Anonymous No.534548012 >>534548064
Yaoshi a bitch
Anonymous No.534548057 >>534548371
Nano love
Anonymous No.534548064
>>534548012
says yaoshi's bitch
Anonymous No.534548124 >>534548187
>enter game
>go into a fight
>character 1 / character 2 / hyacine / tribbie
>auto
>win
>log off after dailies and SU run
i love honkai star rail
Anonymous No.534548187
>>534548124
your kot?
Anonymous No.534548309
Anonymous No.534548367 >>534548625 >>534548685 >>534548870
Anonymous No.534548371
>>534548057
Caelus x March is kino, But where is a translation?
Anonymous No.534548401 >>534548482 >>534548730
>It's a date, Wriothesley.
Anonymous No.534548403
>>534547908
Lan can't even Hunt Yaoshi by themselves. Hence why Jingliu's plan to use the power of Destruction too. Lan is a jobber.
Anonymous No.534548406 >>534548480
I now realized, Madam Herta is a virgin, not because she is pure, but because no one want her jobber ass, aside from 4channer
Anonymous No.534548480
>>534548406
I bet she raped Screwllum.
>534548401
>
Anonymous No.534548482
>>534548401
Neuv never said this
Anonymous No.534548554
>>534544767
>>534545105
>>534545329
It seems like they are mad at the forced pandering for Elysia and this isn't the first time that even incels have complained about it. Even incels were pointing out that Cyrene highjacked the story because Shoaji is forcing his waifu on everyone.
Anonymous No.534548625
>>534548367
>New battlesuit in October
>Cyrene in November
She won
Anonymous No.534548639 >>534548869
>>534545310
>>534544767
People trying to show disgruntled comments from Chinese to people on other parts of net is always so funny.
People either go
>What the fuck are you even talking about? What does this even mean?
or
>This is what you were upset about? Get a fucking break, dude.
It's even better when it's actual Chinese version doing it, and they start using even more weird Chinese netslang, causing MTL to break even further, eventually not even bothering anymore.
Anonymous No.534548665
I thought his waifu was firefly though
Anonymous No.534548685
>>534548367
WTF?!
WHY DOES CYRENE LOOKS LIKE CRAP HERE?!
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE.
Anonymous No.534548686
Yeah yeah yuritroon keep trying to form this weird narrative while in reality Cyrene will be shilled and sell
Anonymous No.534548730
>>534548401
would neuv eat hysilliens out?
Anonymous No.534548741 >>534548803 >>534548880
Is it possible to finish the Grail event in 1 day? I haven't been playing for a month so haven't started it yet. I skipped the Grail story so only asking about the limited event.
Anonymous No.534548753 >>534549038
>>534547671
Anaxa can CC him if you ult during Svarog's turn, otherwise you either nuke him down fast enough before summons a million hands or get the flower crown and skip the fight entirely
Anonymous No.534548754
>>534546139
>>534546139
GYAAAAAAAAATTA
Anonymous No.534548794
Chinks are angry just like when yuripags claimed they were angry at Firefly pandering
Anonymous No.534548803 >>534548965
>>534548741
Yeah, it's possible.
Anonymous No.534548861
>>534545901
GYAAAAAAAAATSHA
Anonymous No.534548869
>>534548639
>actual Chinese version doing it
...When actual Chinese person is doing it.
Jesus, I need to go get breakfast.
Anonymous No.534548870 >>534548923
>>534548367
looks like shit
Honksharts character design is going down while Genshin's character designs are improving.
Anonymous No.534548880 >>534548965
>>534548741
It's like 3 hours at most
Anonymous No.534548903 >>534548975 >>534549016 >>534549041 >>534549214
Sc-crewllluumm!!! SAVE ME!!!
Which character is this? Can you guess?
Anonymous No.534548923 >>534549047 >>534549076 >>534550004
>>534548870
>off-model garbage
Anonymous No.534548943
Elysia/Cyrene : I love Caelus
Anonymous No.534548965
>>534548803
>>534548880
alright nice, i'll hammer it out tomorrow before it ends. i was planning on taking a longer hiatus but black March looks cute so I came back
Anonymous No.534548972
>>534547996
Blade will save us next year
Anonymous No.534548975
>>534548903
It was me.
Anonymous No.534549016
>>534548903
It's not fair.
Anonymous No.534549038 >>534549502
>>534548753
Okay so you're pretty much fucked if you get Svarog on your run
Great
Anonymous No.534549041
>>534548903
Me in every divergent universe...
Anonymous No.534549047
>>534548923
citlali fan art will never not be funny
she's built like a fucking fridge but everyone will always give her hips and curves
... just like boyrina now that I think about it lol
Anonymous No.534549051
>534548943
>Elysia
She’ll love you when you transition
Anonymous No.534549058
It's a date, Wriothesley.
Anonymous No.534549076
>>534548923
much better than that generic cow whore tits like PAGlysia
Anonymous No.534549090
>>534545901
>>534545695
>>534545901
>>534546139
thank you for introducing me to this artist
Anonymous No.534549191
>>534547671
idk, herta with chudnaxa or fireflop just deletes him

du is still super weak to break even if you aren't a break attacker just because of the delays and the boons that work on broken enemies
Anonymous No.534549214
>>534548903
>interesting character!
>save me from being shit!
oh hey it’s Honkai: Star Rail
Anonymous No.534549221 >>534549303 >>534549316 >>534550118
It's a date, Dan Heng.
Anonymous No.534549287
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
Anonymous No.534549303
>>534549221
Blade never said this
Anonymous No.534549313
It's a date. Scaramouche.
Anonymous No.534549315 >>534549452 >>534549495 >>534549496
wait... this feature is ONLY for fate collab characters??
Anonymous No.534549316
>>534549221
i look like this
Anonymous No.534549452
>>534549315
seems so. truly something uniquely retarded and belligerently anti-player only Hoyo could pull off.
basically they’re saying β€œlook, we can do this, but fuck you! we won’t!”
Anonymous No.534549495
>>534549315
I assume they're adding EN dubbing for them or something? It gives you the option to use JP for them but doing that for every character would require you to have every language installed whereas the JP for them was mandatory installation.
Anonymous No.534549496
>>534549315
no one cares about EN dub after the VA strike.
Most players now jump to JP/CN/KR Dubs.
Anonymous No.534549502 >>534549820
>>534549038
Yeah he's always been the most bullshit boss because his hands just oneshot you and and action advance Svarog when the hand falls below half HP plus when Svarog falls below half HP he summons a ton of them
Anonymous No.534549568 >>534549615 >>534549664 >>534550019
Fill in the blanks: "It's a date, ________."

a. Mydeimos
b. Nikador
c. AnaxΓ‘goras
d. Gnaeus
Anonymous No.534549608
Anonymous No.534549615
>>534549568
C
Anonymous No.534549637
True yurifags never really gave a shit about pagrene
Anonymous No.534549664 >>534549982
>>534549568
All wrong, the correct sentence is 'It's a promise, Mydeimos' in every language that isn't EN
Anonymous No.534549717
It's a date, Cyrene.
Anonymous No.534549720
samase honnou o
okose kandou o
kisame densetsu o
sakebe Break Out!!

(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)
(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)

zureteiku ashioto kuyashikunai no ka?
sabi rete iku butai o mae ni
urotaeru no ka?
aragatte kirihiraite mikaesu ban da
me o hanasuna rekishi o nurikaete yaru sa

dandandandandandan
agatte ku
kansei makiokosu deddo hito
dandandandandandan sematte ku
atosukoshi…
semegiau kyoumei (shinpashΔ«)

(Fight on!!) idomitai
(Fight on!!) tsukamitai
(Fight on!!) kizamitai
(Fight on!!) tsutaetai
kakumei no hibuta kitte
densetsu no hata kakagete yukou

sa~a
Legend-Changer
rokku ni tobikonde
nekkyou okosu tojisha ni nare
Legend-Changer
daitan ni ikou ze
honnou samase kandou okose densetsu kisame
daichi kette kette kette Break!

(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)
(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)
Anonymous No.534549732
AnaxaGORras is only for Aglaea
Anonymous No.534549761 >>534549874
it has to be a bot
Anonymous No.534549820 >>534550025 >>534550239
>>534549502
Does he always appear in DU?
Wouldn't even really have problem if the fights didn't last like 30 mins only to end up in a run ending
Anonymous No.534549851
Horse facts again!
Anonymous No.534549868
>It's a date, Neuvilette
Anonymous No.534549874
>>534549761
yeah because restarting your router is so much work to the average mentally ill avatarfag right
Anonymous No.534549982
>>534549664
Sorry but according to the dub, it's "It's a deal, Mydeimos."
Anonymous No.534550004 >>534550059
>>534548923
>Cute hebe with a small butt ends up selling better than the black tier ass archon aimed at brown people
It just keeps happening
Anonymous No.534550019
>>534549568
Can I call a friend?
Anonymous No.534550025
>>534549820
You're supposed to have the olive crown curio before the 2nd plane boss
Anonymous No.534550059
>>534550004
good day to you, metro manila resident!
Anonymous No.534550118 >>534550220
>>534549221
Better luck next time Bladdie.
Anonymous No.534550167
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #1]

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Anonymous No.534550203 >>534550321
It's a date, Caelus
Anonymous No.534550220
>>534550118
Alain is literally Blade tho
Anonymous No.534550239
>>534549820
At X3+ it's either Argenti, Swarm, Svarog or the Deer as the second plane boss. If you have the flower crown curio you can press finish and exit in the fight it won't end the run instead you win automatically so if you see the crown in a shop or something pick it up it saves a lot of time.
Anonymous No.534550257 >>534550330 >>534550369 >>534550473
>It's a date, Caelus.
Anonymous No.534550284
I sure am learning a lot about horses.
Anonymous No.534550308
more like threadly ban evasion
Anonymous No.534550315
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #2]

In North American racing, the three most common ways to bet money are to win, to place, and to show. A bet to win, sometimes called a "straight" bet, means staking money on the horse, and if it comes in first place, the bet is a winner. In a bet to place, you are betting on your horse to finish either first or second. A bet to show wins if the horse finishes first, second or third. Since it is much easier to select a horse to finish first, second, or third than it is to select a horse just for first, the show payoffs will be much lower on average than win payoffs. If there are a small number of horses in the race, show or place bets may not be offered (or if bets have already been made, they are cancelled and the wagered amounts refunded).
Anonymous No.534550321
>>534550203
Came here to post this.
Anonymous No.534550330
>>534550257
Cyrene said this
Anonymous No.534550367 >>534550442
I don't appreciate the thread calling my wife Black
Anonymous No.534550369
>>534550257
we need Neuvslopper to post some Neuvslops with HSR girls
Anonymous No.534550401 >>534550428
imagine shitting up a thread every day for years
lol
Anonymous No.534550428
>>534550401
Hertaschizo..
Anonymous No.534550442
>>534550367
Marzo Negra…
Anonymous No.534550446 >>534550638
It's a date. Anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/x1jqh9.png
Anonymous No.534550449
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #3]

Hong Kong generates the largest horse racing revenue in the world and is home to some of the largest horse betting circles including the Hong Kong Jockey Club founded in 1884.

In 2009, Hong Kong generated an average US$12.7 million in gambling turnover per race 6 times larger than its closest rival France at US$2 million while the United States only generated $250,000.

Betting on horse racing is ingrained in local culture and is seen as an investment.
Anonymous No.534550464
i can see why Hertaschizo left
Anonymous No.534550473
>>534550257
Firefly said this
Anonymous No.534550496 >>534550592
NEUVILLETTE OUT OF NOWHERE
Anonymous No.534550502
Anonymous No.534550516
>hertaschizo
>>left
KEKYPOW!
Anonymous No.534550576
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #4]

A government survey in 2015 found that nearly one million Australians (5.6% of Australian adults) gambled on dog or horse racing. Most were men aged between 30 and 64 who had a typical yearly expenditure of $1,300 on race betting. Nationally, typical annual race-betting expenditure amounted to roughly $1.27 billion.

Horse race betting in New South Wales (NSW) is conducted by bookmakers (at race meetings and via telephone) and Tabcorp (tote betting at racecourses and through various retail outlets including the internet). In 2014 it was estimated that $300 million alone was bet on Australia's most famous race - the Melbourne Cup.
Anonymous No.534550585 >>534550859
How long does the combat part of the Fate event take?
Anonymous No.534550592
>>534550496
*Sip*
nyes.
Anonymous No.534550638 >>534550946
>>534550446
I... made this yesterday for someone else... did you request it just to shitpost it here? Why.......
Anonymous No.534550643
Anonymous No.534550705 >>534550743
Anonymous No.534550729
GODvillette HOSED down Caelus’s harem
Anonymous No.534550743
>>534550705
good post
Anonymous No.534550750 >>534551982
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #5]

Why are many racehorse names downright weird? It’s partly a way of getting around rules dictating that no professional thoroughbreds have the same name.

That includes names which are spelled differently, but phonetically sound the same.

Names can be no longer than 18 characters, with up to seven syllables.

Each name is also protected for 20 years, and up to 35 years if the horse goes to stud after retiring.

Then there’s the holy grail of names considered so important, they can never be used again.
Anonymous No.534550762 >>534550850 >>534551108
Driving with my darling
Faster than I should
Forever if we could
Anonymous No.534550850
>>534550762
giwtwm
Anonymous No.534550856
>>534546476
Sauce
Anonymous No.534550859 >>534551043
>>534550585
Takes about 2 hours
But feels like 4 hours
Anonymous No.534550879
Darth March has a futacock.
Anonymous No.534550905
Man, after reading the opinions here I expected the worst thing but it was actually pretty decent.
I liked the HSS AU and Iris storylines.
Anonymous No.534550936 >>534551117
Anonymous No.534550939 >>534551062 >>534551102
BLUE RESIN IS GONE NEXT PATCH, FINALLY
Anonymous No.534550946
>>534550638
>Someone else
That's me, thanks!
>To shitpost here
I didn't have that in mind.
Anonymous No.534550950 >>534551110 >>534551157 >>534551423 >>534552556 >>534552668 >>534552802 >>534553009
This game SUCKS
Anonymous No.534550970 >>534551232
Anonymous No.534550996
Amphoreus SEXO
Anonymous No.534551043
>>534550859
Thanks, at least I'm not gonna end up wasting my entire weekend
Anonymous No.534551048 >>534551150
>born as chrysos heir
>hierarchically a Chad among people in Amphoreus
>more than half of chrysos heirs are women
>also luckily colleagues with the hottest demi-goddesses
>could've just banged one of them and maybe forget about that cyrene
>"It's a date, Mydeimos."


LMAO
M
A
O
Anonymous No.534551062
>>534550939
Come again
Anonymous No.534551102
>>534550939
What is blue resin?
Anonymous No.534551108
>>534550762
Theresia rabu!
Anonymous No.534551110
>>534550950
King Arthur is for Svarog Robocock.
Anonymous No.534551117 >>534551214
>>534550936
momma <3
Anonymous No.534551139
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #6]

Racehorse mames cannot:

>consist entirely of initials such as C.O.D., F.O.B., etc.
>contain more than 18 characters, including spaces
>consist entirely of numbers. Numbers above 30 may be used if they are spelled out
>end in "filly," "colt," "stud," "mare," "stallion," or any similar horse-related term
>end with a numerical designation such as "2nd" or "3rd," whether or not such a designation is spelled out
>use the name of living persons, unless written permission to use their name is on file with The Jockey Club
>use the names of persons no longer living unless approval is granted by The Jockey Club based upon a satisfactory written explanation submitted to the Registrar
>appear to be designed to harass, humiliate, or disparage a specific individual, group of individuals, or entity;
use names of racetracks or graded stakes races
>be suggestive, offensive, designed to harass or have a vulgar or obscene meaning; names considered in poor taste
>be the name of another horse currently active either in racing or breeding
>be the name of any winning horses in the past 25 years of grade one stakes races
>be similar in spelling or pronunciation to another registered name
Anonymous No.534551150
>>534551048
Whorenon is bisexual and fucked every heir, Chudvilette
Anonymous No.534551157
>>534550950
>robin this far away from her ult
yu fucked up something
Anonymous No.534551181 >>534551258 >>534551281 >>534551341 >>534551354 >>534551476 >>534552096 >>534552226
cyrene should look like this
Anonymous No.534551214
>>534551117
Anonymous No.534551232 >>534551498
>>534550970
Those hands are... Big...
Anonymous No.534551258
>>534551181
No
Anonymous No.534551281
>>534551181
yes
Anonymous No.534551305
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #7]

There are many types of horse racing, including:

>Flat racing
Where horses gallop directly between two points around a straight or oval track.
>Jump racing, or Jumps racing
Also known as Steeplechasing or, in Great Britain and Ireland, National Hunt racing, where horses race over obstacles.
>Harness racing
Where horses trot or pace while pulling a driver in a sulky.
>Saddle Trotting, where horses must trot from a starting point to a finishing point under saddle
>Endurance racing, where horses travel across the country over extreme distances, generally ranging from 25 to 100 miles (40 to 161 km). Anything less than 25 miles qualifies as a limited distance ride or LD.
Anonymous No.534551323
>lingsha still gets fanart
>meanwhile 0 fanart for Cyrene
FUCK this gay world
Anonymous No.534551341
>>534551181
Fvvaaaaaaark...
Anonymous No.534551354 >>534552096
>>534551181
she will grow some beautiful milkers
Anonymous No.534551373 >>534551560 >>534551619 >>534551732 >>534551760 >>534552476 >>534556107
The waifupagcels already jumped ship from the FOTM hebeslop Hyacine, like they did with Castorice and Firefly, onto Cyrene now
Anonymous No.534551423
>>534550950
How the hell is it taking you that man cycles to kill Svarog? Holy shit Saber is a brick. Where is your Huo Huo? Lol.
Anonymous No.534551460
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #8]

Flat racing is the most common form of horse racing seen worldwide. Flat racing tracks are typically oval in shape and are generally level, although in Great Britain and Ireland there is much greater variation, including figure-of-eight tracks like Windsor and tracks with often severe gradients and changes of camber, such as Epsom Racecourse. Track surfaces vary, with turf most common in Europe and dirt more common in North America and Asia. Newly designed synthetic surfaces, such as Polytrack or Tapeta, are seen at some tracks.

Individual flat races are run over distances ranging from 440 yards (400 m) to more than four miles (6.4 km), although races longer than two miles (3.2 km) are quite rare, and distances between five and twelve furlongs (1.0 and 2.4 km) are the most common. Short races are generally referred to as "sprints", while longer races are known as "routes" in the United States or "staying races" in Europe. Although fast acceleration ("a turn of foot") is usually required to win either type of race, sprints are generally seen as a test of speed, while long-distance races are seen as a test of stamina. The most prestigious flat races in the world, such as the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, Melbourne Cup, Japan Cup, Epsom Derby, Kentucky Derby and Dubai World Cup, are run over distances in the middle of this range and are seen as tests of both speed and stamina to some extent.

In the most prestigious races, horses are generally allocated the same weight to carry for fairness, with allowances given to younger horses and female horses running against males. These races are called conditions races and offer the biggest purses. There is another category of races called handicap races where each horse is assigned a different weight to carry based on its ability.
Anonymous No.534551476
>>534551181
Caelus fucks THIS????
Anonymous No.534551498
>>534551232
they aren't wasted on her, dont worry
Anonymous No.534551560
>>534551373
>0 followers
nobody cared about pink barbara
Anonymous No.534551594 >>534551725
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #9]

Horses also face dangers in racing. 1.5 horses die out of every 1,000 starts in the United States. The U.S. Jockey Club in New York estimates that about 600 horses died at racetracks in 2006. The Jockey Club in Hong Kong reported a far lower figure of 0.58 horses per 1,000 starts. There is speculation that drugs used in horse racing in the United States, which are banned elsewhere, are responsible for the higher death rate in the United States.

In the Canadian province of Ontario, a study of 1,709 racehorse deaths between 2003 and 2015 found that the majority of deaths were attributable to "damage during exercise to the horses' musculoskeletal system", including fractures, dislocations, and tendon ruptures. Mortality rates were eight times higher for thoroughbreds than standardbreds, and highest amongst young horses. The study also found that the incidence of off-track deaths was twice as high for thoroughbreds.

In the United Kingdom, 186 horses were killed as a direct result of racing in 2019. Of these 145 died in National Hunt (jump) racing and 41 in flat racing. A report published in 2005 estimated that "around 375 horses who are entered into races each season die from their injuries, or they are killed because they are considered of no further commercial value, even though they are young enough to continue racing." It added, "Reasons for horses being destroyed include broken legs, back, neck and pelvis; fatal spinal injuries, exhaustion, heart attack, and burst blood vessels in the lungs."
Anonymous No.534551619
>>534551373
Anonymous No.534551667 >>534551746
Anonymous No.534551668 >>534551773
can't believe its 2025 and there are still people unironically playing genshin
Anonymous No.534551725
>>534551594
That's not a fun fact bwi
Anonymous No.534551726 >>534551874
They need to give Huo Huo for free
Anonymous No.534551732
>>534551373
Hyacine was never for (You)
Castorice is vaguely for (You) but you had no romantic moments with her so theres nothing to look forward to
Elysia? Interlocked handholding. This time for real
Anonymous No.534551746
>>534551667
stelle!
Anonymous No.534551760
>>534551373
lmao you're delusional if you think anyone apart from metafags care about her. she has no fanbase, just take a look at diehard fans for any other character like robin or herta or even aglaea, and then compare it to the nearly non-existent fanbase for hyashit
Anonymous No.534551773
>>534551668
hell of a lot better game than this, that’s for sure
Anonymous No.534551806 >>534554408 >>534554526
Uhhhhhhhhh Yunlibros????
Anonymous No.534551807
[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #10]

The length of an endurance race varies greatly. Some are relatively short, at ten miles, while other races can be up to one hundred miles. There are a few races that are even longer than one hundred miles and last multiple days. These different lengths of races are divided into five categories: pleasure rides (10–20 miles), non-competitive trail rides (21–27 miles), competitive trail rides (20–45 miles), progressive trail rides (25–60 miles), and endurance rides (40–100 miles in one day, up to 250 miles (400 km) in multiple days). Because each race is very long, trails of natural terrain are generally used.

And that concludes this thread's fun horse facts. Don't hesitate to let me know if there is any horse fact you would like to learn next thread!
Anonymous No.534551817 >>534551936
Hotaru... ra... bu...
Anonymous No.534551857 >>534551917 >>534551954 >>534551974
HP% teams are just too comfy, I can't never go back to ATK%. Not only you deal amazing damage, but you have 10000 HP and are immortal. Being able to slot in your HP% team against any Endgame or SU and knowing you won't die no matter what is priceless.
Anonymous No.534551874
>>534551726
God no, nobody wants the green rat
Anonymous No.534551917 >>534551974
>>534551857
Until damage is % of your hp. DUmbo.
Anonymous No.534551936
>>534551817
>Pag Humor
Anonymous No.534551950
Anyone who posts Phainon is probably mentally ill
Anonymous No.534551954 >>534551974
>>534551857
good luck playing HP teams when moc buffs only benefit ATK scalers and your teams deal 40% less damage than the shilled characters
Anonymous No.534551974
>>534551917
>>534551857
>>534551954
Did someone need some HEALING?
Anonymous No.534551982 >>534552373
>>534550750
But why can't two horses have the same name? Does it interfere with betting and live commentaries?
Anonymous No.534552021 >>534552327
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Anonymous No.534552096
>>534551181
>>534551354
Generic cow tit whore
No one likes that ugly bitch
Anonymous No.534552098
Phainhonse
Anonymous No.534552109 >>534552213
Anyone who posts Phainon is mentally sane
Anonymous No.534552118 >>534552228 >>534554046 >>534554201
It’s a date, Ciphera
Anonymous No.534552154
Anonymous No.534552178 >>534552212 >>534552258 >>534552318 >>534552517 >>534552539
We already have booba wife
Anonymous No.534552212
>>534552178
sex
Anonymous No.534552213
>>534552109
we love Phainon here.
we hate fate shits here.
Anonymous No.534552226
>>534551181
Hebe > Maid > hag
Anonymous No.534552228
>>534552118
me on right
Anonymous No.534552250
Flat hag when
Anonymous No.534552258
>>534552178
I love my wife Cassie
Anonymous No.534552272 >>534555887 >>534555887 >>534555887 >>534556049 >>534556103
Is there anything I need to get done before the patch ends, be it with the blue resin shit that's getting replaced or stalking the wandering Elysia for some special event that'll be gone? I may have been too occupied touching horses inappropriately to care about this stuff
Anonymous No.534552293
Anonymous No.534552318 >>534552418
>>534552178
Why is her outfit mostly bandages?
Anonymous No.534552327
>>534552021
Viktor from hit indie series Arcane or Mishima the famous yaoi racist?
Anonymous No.534552367 >>534552441 >>534553573 >>534553690
would this general be alive if we had ingame pvp
Anonymous No.534552373
>>534551982
Yes, it's exactly that. Uniqueness is a must in horserace naming due to that. Owner autism plays a part too.
Anonymous No.534552418
>>534552318
that's why she has shit amount of fanarts... no one wants to draw that shit.
Anonymous No.534552441
>>534552367
God no we have whales
Anonymous No.534552476
>>534551373
It was obvious even the Devs were discouraging you the player from trying to get close to Hyacine. They'd rather do a blackscreen instead of even a static CG as a billion dollar company for hanging out with her, it's pretty telling.
Anonymous No.534552517
>>534552178
Stinky bitch
Anonymous No.534552539 >>534552628 >>534552687
>>534552178
too off model. there's only one real booba wife in flophoreus
Anonymous No.534552548
Hyacine is a psycho. Everyone is her family is mentally ill.
Anonymous No.534552556 >>534552791 >>534552867
>>534550950
>dumbass plays shitty single hypercarry comp
>complains that his only dps had something bad happen
It's on you, sis.
Next time don't pull useless trash like wormday.
Anonymous No.534552585 >>534552843
The name is Clara. Pigwhore Clara.
Anonymous No.534552586 >>534552673
Aglaea never let me touch her boobs
Anonymous No.534552624 >>534553751
Do honses exist in Amphoreus or are dromases the default mount animal everywhere in the planet?
Anonymous No.534552628
>>534552539
SLLUUUURPPPPPPPPPP
Anonymous No.534552668
>>534550950
>he wasted his rolls on a shitty collab.
Anonymous No.534552673
>>534552586
you were probably too ugly. when I first met her, we bathed next to each other, and she peed in the water. that's how much she's into me
Anonymous No.534552687
>>534552539
sex
Anonymous No.534552705 >>534552796 >>534552934
9/10 chance Cyrene made all the heirs because she’s actually Irontomb (good)
Anonymous No.534552781 >>534553751
Honsekai Stallion Rail honseweverbeitly
Anonymous No.534552791
>>534552556
LUOCHA PUTTING IN WORK
Anonymous No.534552796 >>534552856
>>534552705
Irontomb isn't even her name, they just hit 1 button off on the keyboard.
She is Ironwomb.
Anonymous No.534552802 >>534552896 >>534553381
>>534550950
>returning player
>want to use archer
>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SPARKLE
>want to use saber
>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SUNDAY
>both reruns probably months away
I fucking hate this "game".
Anonymous No.534552842
MIRUGA II
Anonymous No.534552843
>>534552585
we’re not using that rubber
Anonymous No.534552856
>>534552796
Don’t spoil her name reveal bitch
Anonymous No.534552858 >>534552909 >>534552976
Dont forget to pray for our sister game, they keep losing to the FotM that is already dead
Anonymous No.534552867
>>534552556
LuoGOD??
Anonymous No.534552896
>>534552802
You dont need him
Anonymous No.534552909 >>534553016
>>534552858
uma musume dying already huh
Anonymous No.534552934 >>534553004 >>534553050
>>534552705
i believe she is a memokeeper who snuck into the sim
her being made out of memoria could explain how she can pass as a sim
Anonymous No.534552976 >>534553016
>>534552858
>uma already dying
no wonder people are shilling this slop here
Anonymous No.534553004 >>534553205
>>534552934
She's Pink Jesus so you're allowed to go crazier with her lore. Just say she's literally a fragment of Fuli or something. Didn't the leakers say she was a "Throne tier" Emanator?
Anonymous No.534553009 >>534553240
>>534550950
Saber sucks so bad LMAOOOO
Anonymous No.534553013
I’m literally in love with Cyrene
Anonymous No.534553016 >>534553073 >>534553097 >>534553109 >>534553215
>>534552909
>>534552976
If uma musume is already dying and zzz are still below them then what can we say about zzz?
Anonymous No.534553037 >>534553751
Cyrene would have a large, honse, cock that produces, honse, tons of smegma. Phainon has a gigantic, honse, monster cock, twice the length and honse girth of Cyrene's. Despite being flirty, honse, Cyrene is shy of her large futa HONSE cock and tries to hide it every time she gets aroused by Phainon's well-endowed HONSE body. She takes out her frustration by raping the Mems HONSE in Membrance Maze. Phainon knows but feigns ignorance. Flaunting his HONSE, tits, ass, armpits and cock at every opportunity. Taking up any chance to HONSE tease Cyrene up to her breaking point until she can't HONSE handle it anymore and bounces on Phainon's HONSE monstercock while stroking her own HONSE
Anonymous No.534553050 >>534553205
>>534552934
She is a Remembrance emanator
Anonymous No.534553067
Anonymous No.534553073 >>534553261
>>534553016
ZZZ is the passion project
Anonymous No.534553095 >>534553139
Raiden expy when
Anonymous No.534553097 >>534553210 >>534553261 >>534553325
>>534553016
uma just launched on global
zzz launched ages ago
nice try horsepag
Anonymous No.534553109
>>534553016
ZZZ was dead on arrival
Anonymous No.534553129 >>534553218
Hi
Anonymous No.534553139
>>534553095
we don’t want another one
Anonymous No.534553175 >>534553217
Anonymous No.534553205 >>534553474
>>534553004
>>534553050
Do we know of a single Throne Tier Emanator we can compare her too? I'm thinking Throne Tier Emanators are the second in command of the paths
Anonymous No.534553208 >>534553751 >>534554341
>have dream about Cipher
>ask her out on a honsedate
>she gives me the run around, I ask if she's free this weekend and she just says "Nope". I feel defeated, BROKEN, but then she chirps up and says she'll be free NEXT weekend
>when I ask what she'd what to do she doesn't tell me, wants me to surprise her
>we end up talking on the phone later for like 35 mins, i know this because that's what my phone said after we hung up
>for some reason I find myself at a school lunch table, some girl is across from me and we're talking(don't remember who it was)
>She asked me if I really asked Cipher on a date, THAT Cipher
>then I was all like, "Heh, yeah...THAT Cipher."
>then there was a girl sitting to my left, idk who it was. Some girl into acting or something. I know this because some other girl come and sat beside her and starting talking about her new acting gig and how hard it is in a bragging way that ticked off the other girl. Was weird but I didn't do anything, I had a date to focus setting up
Then I woke up, have you guys ever had any HSR related dreams bros?
Anonymous No.534553210 >>534560073
>>534553097
ZZZ relaunched 1 month ago(again) though?
Anonymous No.534553215 >>534553261
>>534553016
are you retarded? uma came out last month it's literally in its honeymoon phase
Anonymous No.534553217
>>534553175
love her
Anonymous No.534553218
>>534553129
Go away, where's Screwy
Anonymous No.534553240 >>534553303 >>534553336
>>534553009
>Saber sucks so bad LMAOOOO
imagine there are anons here who rolled on that shitty collab character when Phainon mogs them all.
Anonymous No.534553261
>>534553215
>>534553073
>>534553097
>replying to the metro manila resident
Anonymous No.534553303 >>534553520
>>534553240
Ugly bland bug eyed brick
Anonymous No.534553325 >>534553384 >>534553502 >>534553850
>>534553097
>uma just launched on global
Wait they JUST launched global servers? Am I reading this right? Holy shit. This is why chinks have been cleaning house in the gacha world since 2020. What is wrong with japs?
Anonymous No.534553336 >>534553520 >>534553751
>>534553240
Real PhaiGAWDS (also known as FateGAWDS) rolled both /ourguy/ and Saber HONSEweverbeitly. Tribalistic FRAUDS need not apply and WE thereby disown them from the Phainon Council.
Anonymous No.534553342
>still 5 days until the beta
this shit is poopyass
Anonymous No.534553381 >>534553717
>>534552802
>>want to use archer
>>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SPARKLE
Use hanya (shouldve rolled sparkle when she released you homo)
>>want to use saber
>>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SUNDAY
Use bronya/ting
Alternatives exist
Anonymous No.534553384
>>534553325
uma has been jap only since forever, until they got an EN version 3 months ago yes
Anonymous No.534553401
Yeah because Uma and ZZZ sure are games that run similarly on a mobile platform
Anonymous No.534553413
I rolled on Redman's cone banner. And I got his cone this way.
I spent 199 rolls in 3.4.
Anonymous No.534553474
>>534553205
Surtralogi Negro (Zephyro)
Anonymous No.534553483 >>534553608 >>534553713
Predict the 3.6 beta drama
Anonymous No.534553502
>>534553325
rule of thumb is to steer clear from japanese gachas unless you intend to invest $0. according to my autistic friend that calcs shit, japanese gachas eos extremely fast, have very greedy gachas, and their devs are not as passionate as they were before 2020. essentially covid destroyed the jp gacha scene and they're not sure it'll ever be revived to its former glory of the kancolle-gbf-fgo trifecta that completely dominated the market
Anonymous No.534553507 >>534553726
Threadly fun Astronomy facts #1

The closest star system to the Solar system is the Alpha Centauri system. It's a binary system of two Sun-like stars a bit over 4 light years away, and a third component - a small red dwarf, orbiting them at a significant distance.
The main duo of stars are Rigil Kentaurus, from Arabic "foot of the Centaur", who is slightly larger and more massive than Sol, and Toliman, from Arabic "two Ostriches", who is slightly smaller than Sol and also less massive. The third unit, Proxima Centauri (lit. "Closest of the Centaur") is a red dwarf that's really small but very angery and blasts it's surrounding planetary system, if applicable, with radiation making it sterile.
You can observe the main binary pair easily with the naked eye from more southern places on Earth, but it's not visible from any part of Europe. It's in the constellation Centaurus and it represents the foot of the Centaur in the connect-the-dots representation of the constellation in the shape of a Centaur.
Anonymous No.534553520 >>534553629
>>534553303
Cope
Seethe
Phainon is the most selling banner,
>>534553336
fake
No one here likes Fate.
it's sad that HSR got it and dubbed as the worst event in all gacha game history.
Anonymous No.534553531 >>534553660
>uma is already dying
>they still manage to beat zzz after 2 relaunches
uhhhhh
Anonymous No.534553573 >>534553693 >>534553748
>>534552367
lol you wouldnt last a minute
Anonymous No.534553608 >>534553741 >>534554002
>>534553483
March will be Anaxa tier busted and Elysia slurpers will seethe (despite being her obvious best support soon)
Danny will be shit until E1S1 minimum
Anonymous No.534553624
posted it again award
Anonymous No.534553629 >>534553751
Honseing the thread
>>534553520
You don't speak for everyone HONSEAweverbeitly. Poast your PhaiGAWD right now. This better not be a falseflagging troon who wants to sully my self-insert Phainon's reputation.
Anonymous No.534553660 >>534553818
>>534553531
pokemon tcg died too huh? I remember a couple months ago when people were telling me it'll never drop because it's pokemon and has too many spenders. moral of the story is: all gachas eventually drop no matter what the franchise is
Anonymous No.534553690
>>534552367
that's what honkai pokemon is for
Anonymous No.534553693 >>534553771
>>534553573
LighterGOD?
Anonymous No.534553713
>>534553483
Dan is worthless like Cerydra, March is gimped because Shartlysia.
Anonymous No.534553717
>>534553381
>Alternatives exist
"No!" I'm tired of waiting months for reruns and being punished for not no lifeing every hoyo game.
I'm done with this credit card swiping /dopamine rush simulator. I'm deleting my account and doing something useful with time starting now.
WHO'S WITH ME
Anonymous No.534553726
>>534553507
based based based based based
SOUL
/hsrg/ is saved
Anonymous No.534553741 >>534553856
>>534553608
Dan will be good at E0 like Archer
Anonymous No.534553748
>>534553573
Why would you pay so much to play in game journalist mode
Anonymous No.534553751 >>534553818 >>534553861
>>534552624
>>534552781
>>534553037
>>534553208
>>534553336
>>534553629
I thought avatar and signature usage was against the rules
Anonymous No.534553760 >>534554278 >>534554348 >>534554414
I'd do unspeakable things to March's body
Anonymous No.534553771
>>534553693
yessir
Anonymous No.534553818
>>534553660
i grew up with pokemon cards and i never once played with them, i just liked to collect them for the pictures and look at the shiny ones
>>534553751
spamming/flooding
Anonymous No.534553824
/hsrg/ - Honses and Stallions Racing General
Anonymous No.534553850 >>534554045
>>534553325
Japs dont aim their shit at the west, which is why they dont have black tier asses like what they did with zzz which ended up killing the entire company
Things like FGO and uma are still completely aimed at japan itself
Anonymous No.534553856 >>534554074
>>534553741
Preservation is by far the worst path, they're all useless. And I rolled E0S1 Aventurine day one.
Anonymous No.534553861 >>534553942 >>534553967 >>534554008 >>534554117
>>534553751
tourists don't ever report, janitors are not fucking oracles
Anonymous No.534553942
>>534553861
Have fun getting banned for reporting
Anonymous No.534553967
>>534553861
I just know you will do it for me anyway
Anonymous No.534553997 >>534554078 >>534554087
>7 playable males on Edo Star
Fujohomo WON
Genshin WON
ZZZ Won
Honker LOST
Anonymous No.534554002
>>534553608
March can't be like Anaxa because she has way higher sales expectations which means part of her kit will be in her eidolons
Anonymous No.534554004
White Calamity sounds like a honse name
Anonymous No.534554008
>>534553861
They ignore reports
Anonymous No.534554045 >>534554497
>>534553850
sure but there's an issue with the japanese market itself, it's imploding in real time. japs have less time to play, less money to spend, and overseas gachas tempt them more than they did 10 years ago. as a result jp gachas can't invest as much money to develop high quality games, and the you get a negative feedback loop
Anonymous No.534554046
>>534552118
It's a date. Tribbies.
Anonymous No.534554074
>>534553856
Sigga is fine tho? Just not very useful in the HP meta
Anonymous No.534554078
>>534553997
all in on Blade: KATANA
Anonymous No.534554082
>It's a date, Mydeimos.
Anonymous No.534554087
>>534553997
>>7 playable males on Edo Star
Evidence?
>Honker LOST
But this thread says honker
Anonymous No.534554117 >>534554230
>>534553861
Someone post the farujanny having like a queue of 100 reports and doing nothing since she was too busy shitposting on /gig/
Anonymous No.534554119 >>534554159
Castorice Rabu
Anonymous No.534554153 >>534555414
>they dont go to dates with their bros
Anonymous No.534554159
>>534554119
Wife of Caelus
Anonymous No.534554191
Consider honse
Anonymous No.534554201 >>534554272 >>534554291 >>534554368 >>534554598 >>534555582
>>534552118
I still remember back when people said cipher is worse than jiaoqiu and should be skipped
Anonymous No.534554203 >>534554343
wheres the content
Anonymous No.534554230
>>534554117
>she
Anonymous No.534554272
>>534554201
Cipher sucks yeah
Anonymous No.534554278
>>534553760
I love girls with hot bodies and plain faces...
Anonymous No.534554291
>>534554201
only hsrg could be uniquely tarfded enough to think 40% dmg just by being present was a bad thing
Anonymous No.534554341
>>534553208
How uneventful must your real life be to get HSR dreams.
Anonymous No.534554343 >>534554392
>>534554203
>wheres the content
>worst patch of HSR because of Fate shits
the only contents we get is shitting on Fate in general
Anonymous No.534554348
>>534553760
march 7 SEX
Anonymous No.534554368 >>534554402
>>534554201
>The signs were already there
>Anaxa been dog walking THerta on 2/3 of endgame contents
Anonymous No.534554392 >>534554481 >>534554538
>>534554343
>the troon still hasn't poasted xir PhaiGAWD
Yup I knew it. It's a falseflagging troon who uses Phainon as an ammo to shit on a franchise he personally dislikes and the cuck silently backs off like a BITCH once asked for proof of being a Phainon fan
Anonymous No.534554402 >>534554574
>>534554368
>things that never happened
Anonymous No.534554408
>>534551806
>implying Yunli jills off with swords
That sounds pretty painful.
Anonymous No.534554412
RAISEN NI AKATSUKI WO
Anonymous No.534554414 >>534554487
>>534553760
If she's MARCH SEVEN then Evernight is MARCH SEX
Anonymous No.534554481 >>534554538
>>534554392
You got xim.
Anonymous No.534554487
>>534554414
Where is march prime
Anonymous No.534554497
>>534554045
>it's imploding in real time
Japs gachas have always been low quality shit since that is what mobile games have always been supposed to be, they are actually focusing their manpower on actual real games
Anonymous No.534554526
>>534551806
Why was Yunli using Yanqing's tongue to stab her enemies? Pretty weird.
Anonymous No.534554538 >>534554760 >>534555769
>>534554392
>>534554481
samefag
Anonymous No.534554574
>>534554402
check the chart hertabro
>moc = anaxa 0.25 cycles faster than herta on average
>pf = herta 2k more score than anaxa on average
>as = anaxa 100 more score than herta on average
>inb4 uuuh it doesn't count because it's not part of my agenda
Anonymous No.534554598
>>534554201
Anaxa: 7.49 cycles (WON), 34402, 3506 (WON)
Jobta: 8.05 cycles, 36247 (WON), 3402
Noooticing
Anonymous No.534554612 >>534554840 >>534555521
There are only 3 males in Edo
>Luocha alt
>Scampo alt
>Blade alt
Anonymous No.534554619 >>534554905 >>534555007
this general just feels like some mentally ill discord trannies fighting against eachother
Anonymous No.534554663 >>534554734
zzzbrooooooooooooooos
Anonymous No.534554687 >>534554798 >>534554916
>feels like
Anonymous No.534554724 >>534554798 >>534554916
Anonymous No.534554734
>>534554663
This is what excessive pag pandering does to your game
Anonymous No.534554749
Wir steigen auf als unser Schicksal sich ausstreckt
Stell’n uns der Dunkelheit, die PrΓΌfung unentdeckt
Wenn Verzweiflung an uns nagt
Macht die Hoffnung uns doch stark woah, w
Jagen den Traum den alle teil’n

Verdeckt, uns’re Sicht
Das Herz erblindet nicht
Narren tΓ€uschen dich
Wir zieh’n ins Licht, wir zieh’n ins Licht!

Kopf hoch, schau, die RΓ€der drehen auf
durch TΓ€ler tief und Berge hinauf
Voran, hΓΆr die RΓ€der singen
Ein ewiger Traum
Kopf hoch, sieh, die Gleise glΓΌhen
Durch TΓ€ler, LΓ€nder wo Schatten wΓΌten
Wir renn’, schreiten voran~

Angesichts von Wut und Angst, weicht manch einer zurΓΌck woah
Doch wir stehen ohne Zweifel, der Sieg ist unser GlΓΌck

Jeder Sturm zieht auch vorbei
Hast die Hoffnung immer dabei woah
Zerbrich die Ketten und mach dich frei~

Kopf hoch, schau, die RΓ€der drehen auf
durch TΓ€ler tief und Berge hinauf
Voran, hΓΆr die RΓ€der singen
Ein ewiger Traum
Kopf hoch, sieh, die Gleise glΓΌhen
Durch TΓ€ler, LΓ€nder wo Schatten wΓΌten
Wir renn’, schreiten voran ~

Whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Kopf hoch, im gleichen Rhythmus
Der nΓ€chste Halt ist doch schon so nah’
Es kommt, das Land des Lichtes
Erblickt den neuen Tag
Kopf hoch, hΓΆr die RΓ€der singen
Sie flΓΌstern dir zu was sie wissen
Hoffnung, verbindet uns~

Entkette deine TrΓ€ume unter dem Firmament
Vor Gott stehen wir hier, ungetrennt
Anonymous No.534554757 >>534554793 >>534555017
No more Hyacine
Anonymous No.534554760 >>534555392
>>534554538
everyone knows there's always this one anon who's always shilling on fate while shitting on ZZZ(for no reason lol, no one even mentioned ZZZ in the first place)
but deep down All HSR players hates the fate franchise and can't wait for 3.5 patch so everyone will forget the 3.4 massive collab failure.
Anonymous No.534554793 >>534554916 >>534554934
>>534554757
why
Anonymous No.534554798
>>534554687
>>534554724
good posts
Anonymous No.534554803 >>534554934 >>534555190
WHICH OF THE NEW BP CONES ARE GOOD I CAN'T DECIDE AAAAAAA
Anonymous No.534554840 >>534554890 >>534554973
>>534554612
Luocha sent himself to China jail just to meet with the Marshal, he won't be fucking around in Japan
Anonymous No.534554860
Remember when /hsrg/ made fun of a fat disabled girl?
Anonymous No.534554869 >>534554916
Anonymous No.534554890
>>534554840
Anonymous No.534554905
>>534554619
why don't they just stay in their discord though? why 4chan?
Anonymous No.534554916
>>534554687
>>534554724
>>534554793
>>534554869
Anonymous No.534554934
>>534554803
Stop spending money on this game
>>534554793
Because
Anonymous No.534554973 >>534555170
>>534554840
I mean, the leak that mentioned the Luocha alt even stated that it isn't actually him but Void Archives, so there's that.
Anonymous No.534555001
Just give me my E0 Brickydra and my free Dan already
Anonymous No.534555007
>>534554619
I guess it's because there's nothing to talk about so most people simply leave until there's actual content to discuss.
I honestly just open the thread out of habit and that's it
Anonymous No.534555017
>>534554757
Anonymous No.534555018 >>534555175 >>534555182 >>534556840
Can we win without GODllum?
Anonymous No.534555170
>>534554973
the cube and luocha need to link up
Anonymous No.534555175
>>534555018
Let's ask another scepter
Anonymous No.534555182
>>534555018
OUR FVARKING MAIN THREE CHARACTERS
>GODlus
>STACYrene
>…and Jobta
Anonymous No.534555190
>>534554803
imo
Nihility>>Preservation>Harmony>>Abundance>>>>Hunt>Destruction>>>Rememberance>Erudition
All of them are potentially good depending on what you need, but rememberance and erudition are mostly downgrades to the other BP cones of the same path.
Anonymous No.534555392
>>534554760
So where is your PhaiGAWD's fribbels stats?
Anonymous No.534555414 >>534555813
>>534554153
You're supposed to call it "hanging out" to keep up appearances
Anonymous No.534555429
>It's a date, Mydeimos.
Anonymous No.534555521
>>534554612
three too many
Anonymous No.534555563 >>534555674 >>534564607
my double crit boots just got murdered
Anonymous No.534555569 >>534555994 >>534556124 >>534556260 >>534559029
Why was this so controversial? Can someone explain?
Anonymous No.534555578 >>534556134
Anonymous No.534555582 >>534556089
>>534554201
Cipher is a brick. Cleared MoC with my e0s0 acheron with Jiaoqiu and Silver Woof.

>but but cipher good with other units
Lel, Cyrene and march replakce her easily, and for feixiao, who cares, moze e6 is still her best battery, just get e1s1 feixiao.
Anonymous No.534555674 >>534555751
>>534555563
ATK? Who were you gonna give these to?
Anonymous No.534555691 >>534556013
>uses Phainon as a front to shitfling
>asks xim whether xe even actually owns Phainon (or even plays HSR at all)
>the lil 'roon keeps deflecting
WELL well well well at this point it seems I would have to wait for lil roon to scrounge the archive for a stolen screenshot
Anonymous No.534555751
>>534555674
DHIL
Anonymous No.534555769 >>534555843
>>534554538
>AIEEEEEEEE everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
Shut the fuck up low iq pag.
Anonymous No.534555813
>>534555414
i didnt call it a romantical date, a date is literally just a timepoint where two or more people meet up
Anonymous No.534555843
>>534555769
>pag
nice self report, you don't need to sign your posts
Anonymous No.534555853
Still waiting for that fribbels stats btw
Anonymous No.534555880 >>534556095 >>534557621
this general is filled with copefags that are too invested in obsolete units and are unable to let go
>muh firefly still clears stop saying she's bad
>muh herta
>muh dotbricks aieeeeeee
Anonymous No.534555887
>>534552272
>>534552272
>>534552272
Please answer I'm not the schizo I swear
Anonymous No.534555970 >>534556047 >>534556364
> /hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
Anonymous No.534555994
>>534555569
Being straight is bad
Anonymous No.534556001 >>534556161
It's a date, Cyrene
Anonymous No.534556013 >>534556245 >>534557001
>>534555691
>Proving everyone hates fate and the collab
>M-Muh Post your phainon
How is that related on everyone hating the shitty boomer collab?
does posting my Phainon change the facts that Fate is the shittest franchise and the sole reason why 3.4 isn't peaking like FF or Castorice sales?
take your Meds.
Anonymous No.534556047
>>534555970
Which honse breed are those?
Anonymous No.534556049 >>534556267
>>534552272
You won't miss talking to Cyrene, it's permanent content.
You could probably do it in one short sitting anyway, it's not too long
Anonymous No.534556067 >>534556112 >>534556269 >>534558450
It’s a date, Eden
Anonymous No.534556089
>>534555582
Not happening. Cipher's advantage is that she's Fast and fully SP positive. There aren't any others that do what she does ANYTIME soon.
Gotta play her in the right team, for example in Hyacine is very good with her because she wants to eat all your SP.
Anonymous No.534556095
>>534555880
Nice try dawei, not everyone wants to roll every single character
Anonymous No.534556103 >>534556267
>>534552272
no, you shouldn't do anything
Anonymous No.534556107
>>534551373
I just E6'd Firefly today thoughbeit?
Anonymous No.534556112
>>534556067
elyeden won
Anonymous No.534556124 >>534556261
>>534555569
>Most beautiful girl in the world with some ugly bastard
I don't know, you tell me.
Anonymous No.534556134
>>534555578
Anonymous No.534556161
>>534556001
With Caelus
Anonymous No.534556189
This could be one of the most boring generals on the board and it looks like its filled with a bunch of retarded teenagers
>XDDD girlies trans bi ace pan muh sexuality xDDD
>Omg girlies lets ship characters and fight about it!
Anonymous No.534556198
he was right
Anonymous No.534556242 >>534556515
Anonymous No.534556245
>>534556013
You keep using /ourguy/ as a front to start retarded tribalistic shitpoasting therefore I ask you for proof if you even like the character you poast. So why are you so scared of doing it? You do play HSR and rolled for him like, in your own words, everyone right?
Anonymous No.534556260
>>534555569
>Shippers mad that Cyrene is being this intimate with TB and not Phainon
>Yurifags/Stellefags mad that Caelus is being shown here rather than Stelle
>Anti self inserters mad that TB is being given a considerable deal of importance here and are thus taking it as a sign that the story is going to start pandering to what they consider to be a subhuman part of the playerbase
Take your pick (I may have missed a few others, mind you).
Anonymous No.534556261 >>534556360
>>534556124
But thats not sparkle
Anonymous No.534556267
>>534556049
>>534556103
Cool thanks, I thought she'd go away after turning into a hag next patch. I'll ignore my resins too then
Anonymous No.534556269 >>534558450
>>534556067
Anonymous No.534556275
im literally going deaf LMAO
Anonymous No.534556278 >>534556349
Who get to fuck this all day?
Anonymous No.534556349
>>534556278
Only Phainon
Anonymous No.534556360 >>534556594
>>534556261
I said beautiful not std ridden whore.
Anonymous No.534556364
>>534555970
Comparing this general to pigs is an insult to pigs and you know it.
Anonymous No.534556496 >>534556561
Am I bricked?
Anonymous No.534556515
>>534556242
Anonymous No.534556530
>lil BITCH STILL doesn't want to poast xir PhaiGAWD
Embarrassing as hell. Don't shitpoast in the general of a game you never even installed BITCH. The archive is right there for you to steal fribbel screenshots from yet apparently you are too retarded to do even that. Or too scared of getting exposed, mayhaps. Huge fail
Anonymous No.534556561 >>534556746
>>534556496
no, it's a huntrbrick cone, will become irrelevant in less than 2 patches
Anonymous No.534556594 >>534556707
>>534556360
>I said sparkle not cyrene.
You might wanna get the names right bro, its getting confusing
Anonymous No.534556695
Kot marriage
Anonymous No.534556707
>>534556594
Cyrene is pure, cope.
Anonymous No.534556725
Anonymous No.534556729
Is a dromas a honse?
Anonymous No.534556734
Nobody cares about your Cipher
Anonymous No.534556746
>>534556561
Thank you, that's good to know
Anonymous No.534556772 >>534557034 >>534557203 >>534557653 >>534557907 >>534558453
Anonymous No.534556816 >>534557019 >>534560086
No one can stop me from riding Mywife like a honse, not even Mydei himself
Anonymous No.534556840 >>534556916 >>534557116
>>534555018
>we see the heirs helping us fight irontomb in the trailer
>but not herta and screwy
What are they doing again?
Anonymous No.534556916
>>534556840
They jobbed to Lygus body #1648493
Anonymous No.534557001
What do you think this lil roon >>534556013 is doing right now bros? Scrounging archives, hoyolab and social medial for stolen screenshots? Contacting xir troon buddies to screenshot their fribbels stats for xim to steal? Thoughts on honses?
Anonymous No.534557019
>>534556816
Shay says this
Anonymous No.534557034
>>534556772
Anonymous No.534557106 >>534557156 >>534557179
I just started the fate collab, how long is it?
Anonymous No.534557116
>>534556840
Herta jobbed to a random black tide monster and died, Screwllum is the ruler of an entire planet and he's too busy for this shit
Anonymous No.534557156
>>534557106
3-4 hours
Anonymous No.534557179 >>534557481
I love HSR, ZZZ and Fate. I think people who shit on them are losers.
>>534557106
Story + event is around 5 hours.
Anonymous No.534557182
Let's talk about Parmesan Teriyaki
Anonymous No.534557203
>>534556772
what the fuck is that detailed filenaming system
Anonymous No.534557219 >>534557384
I thought /hsrg/ was joking when they say majority of shitpoasters don't play the game but apparently it's true. What compels someone to engage in tribalism over games xe never installed? Sounds like massive troon moment to me
Anonymous No.534557261 >>534557317
http://poal.me/ifin0a
Anonymous No.534557317
>>534557261
Anonymous No.534557351 >>534557474 >>534557728
Surely Cerydra banner will be carried by Furinachads, right?
Anonymous No.534557384
>>534557219
Phainon alway trigger my primal desire. Literally rapebait
Anonymous No.534557421 >>534557601
>Furina
>Chads
Most of her fans are women tho.
Anonymous No.534557432
Well it's time for me to walk my dog. Don't forget to HONSE, STUD and most importantly RAIL while I'm away /hsrg/!
Anonymous No.534557474
>>534557351
Yes, i remember tons of anons getting her E6
Anonymous No.534557481
>>534557179
>Fate
Look at this loser
Anonymous No.534557485 >>534557595
Anonymous No.534557595
>>534557485
Hi Klara.
Anonymous No.534557601 >>534558383
>>534557421
good thing you said most and not all
Anonymous No.534557621
>>534555880
They’re fine
…With eidolons
Anonymous No.534557623
Drink up, bwo!
Anonymous No.534557653
>>534556772
The event wasn't even bad, nor did it take long to do. Holy fucking shit, drama tubers are insufferable.
Anonymous No.534557728
>>534557351
I'm only doing a single 10 roll on Cerydra's banner since I don't have or plan on ever getting Phainon or Anaxa.
Anonymous No.534557736 >>534557825 >>534557916
This is what I call improvement.
Anonymous No.534557825 >>534557985
>>534557736
looking good
Anonymous No.534557907
>>534556772
>rolling Castorice
>hating awoo firm
Yikes
Anonymous No.534557916
>>534557736
I wish we get this... The dress in the PV looks like a discount version of Robin's robe.
Anonymous No.534557948 >>534558016 >>534558037 >>534558116 >>534558167 >>534558280 >>534558361 >>534558707 >>534559571
>caelus art
wow all these women love me!
>stelle art
ridiculous degenerate sexual pervert/scat/piss drinking slop
Anonymous No.534557985 >>534558323 >>534558357 >>534558469 >>534558554
>>534557825
Stop posting this image. It just makes me depressed that under modern societal rules I can never have sex with a Hebe in her prime sexo state and then continue having sex with her as she starts growing up and gradually becomes a hag... all because I missed my chance to bang 13-15 year olds while I was under 18 myself, what a gay world we live in
Anonymous No.534558016
>>534557948
https://files.catbox.moe/bl7don.jpg
Trukananooka.
Anonymous No.534558037 >>534558080
>>534557948
All the Stelle art I see is her getting ravaged by Phainon, Mydei, Sunday, Ratio, Aventurine
Anonymous No.534558072
zzz... flopped...
Anonymous No.534558078
>Space Pag "art"
Anonymous No.534558080 >>534558263
>>534558037
>Mydei
Post it
Anonymous No.534558116
>>534557948
The yuri/futa stuff at least because it's all made by troons
Anonymous No.534558167
>>534557948
here you are
Anonymous No.534558263
>>534558080
https://x.com/Stars4993/status/1915253588613619845
Anonymous No.534558280 >>534558371 >>534558470
>>534557948
So basically, you're implying that nobody here actually likes TB.
Anonymous No.534558323
>>534557985
It's not even laws stopping you. They wouldn't want you in the first place.
Anonymous No.534558357
>>534557985
>haven't had sex while not being 18 yet
>still haven't had sex at 28
Haha...
Anonymous No.534558361
>>534557948
Nah.
Anonymous No.534558371
>>534558280
TB not a real character unlike Lumine, Aether, Belle or Wise
Anonymous No.534558383 >>534558539 >>534562780
>>534557601
Don't worry I know a guy or two who C6 her. They also C6 Chiori for some reason.
Anonymous No.534558409 >>534558747 >>534562758
he's literally the most fun character to play in the game, imagine having skipped him
Anonymous No.534558450
>>534556067
>>534556269
Is Mei in this event?
Anonymous No.534558453 >>534559541 >>534562597
>>534556772
Not as endearing and soulful as Cake Cats. Chimeras = Dumplings.
Anonymous No.534558469 >>534558703 >>534558767
>>534557985
I have no attraction to children and can't fathom being attracted to one. I had a gf that was 18 and she had a full mature body with wide hips and a tight ass.

Just go for 18 year olds
Anonymous No.534558470
>>534558280
>bland design
>personality ranges from blank nothing to retarded meme spouting zoomer
>basically never does anything of note
>every "relationship" they have is artificial due to not being a real character
There's nothing to like about TB.
Anonymous No.534558495 >>534558557 >>534558720
I love my wives Firefly Castorice March
I am soon going to welcome my future wife Cyrene
Anonymous No.534558539 >>534558603
>>534558383
'rina is my only and probably last C6 from jenshin
Anonymous No.534558554 >>534558816
>>534557985
>modern societal rules
What's stopping you from going to a 3rd world cunt where that's not the case?
Anonymous No.534558557
>>534558495
We know Caelus
Anonymous No.534558603 >>534559243
>>534558539
okay Yuria.
Anonymous No.534558703
>>534558469
You type like a woman
Anonymous No.534558707
>>534557948
TRVKE
Anonymous No.534558720
>>534558495
On sait deja, Caelus
Anonymous No.534558747
>>534558409
Anaxa SP when
I need another one
Anonymous No.534558767
>>534558469
> I had a gf that was 18 and she had a full mature body with wide hips and a tight ass.
I have had sex once in my life, and it was with a girl that was 17 about to turn 18 in half a year, but it just isn't the same. Other than her speaking in "frfr ongong bet no cap rizz gyatt" I wouldn't have been able to tell she was younger than me, and I was 21 at the time.
The sex wasn't even good, probably because of the guilt that she was a friend's ex girlfriend and they had just broke up, and I knew I was doing some fucked up shit...
Anonymous No.534558816 >>534559740
>>534558554
Probably doesn't want to get stabbed in a favela.
Anonymous No.534558836
>Estela
Anonymous No.534558849 >>534558987 >>534559230
>>534547806
>hoyo thinks men should use pink
is hoyo woke?
Anonymous No.534558987 >>534559189
>>534558849
>The cute color means that you have no intention to hurt others
read retard, they assosiate pink with sissies who don't want to hurt people
Anonymous No.534559029 >>534559162 >>534561816
>>534555569
Elysia never did something on this level with anyone btw
Anonymous No.534559162
>>534559029
she rubbed Mei's horns, that count?
Anonymous No.534559189
>>534558987
>they want men to be submissive little bitches
mihoyo is woke
Anonymous No.534559230
>>534558849
pink has been for men for years
Anonymous No.534559243
>>534558603
Anonymous No.534559397
>Yuria is the seeleschizo
It all makes sense now
Anonymous No.534559437
>seeleschizo
>singular
there are many of us
Anonymous No.534559487
>seeleschizo
>singular
there are many of us
Anonymous No.534559491
>he's nyooticing
Uh oh, schizonoticerschizo melty!
Anonymous No.534559541
>>534558453
The cake cats were incredibly cute in how stupid they were. And I loved the progress report DMs that you got after clearing the event (I imagine you got these as event progressed when it first went live?) detailing all the silly stuff they did.
Chimeras are also cute, but they have more of smart smugness to them.
Anonymous No.534559546
noticercord melty
Anonymous No.534559571 >>534559637
>>534557948
Yeah fem mc art is always cringe
Anonymous No.534559629 >>534559810 >>534559924 >>534562719
The face of mihoyo
Anonymous No.534559637
>>534559571
nothing wrong with some cringe
Anonymous No.534559640
Acheron owes me sex
Anonymous No.534559679 >>534559847
Men are not meant to wear pink
Pink is a woman's colour
Anonymous No.534559740
>>534558816
Didn’t Japan just recently raise the age of consent from 13 to 16.
Anonymous No.534559810
>>534559629
Why is her thighs so fat
Anonymous No.534559847
>>534559679
I wore a light~ish pink shirt and I smashed a girl some days ago when I went out with her to a bar.
checkmate.
Anonymous No.534559851 >>534560072
I saw a crab and a cuttlefish at the beach today
I wanna go to Lushaka bros
Anonymous No.534559883 >>534560143
Women are not meant to wear heels, make-up, skirts, vote, etc.
Fuck modern society and what they stole from us.
Anonymous No.534559924 >>534560459
>>534559629
They're in meltdown now, just wait til she actually gets shilled.
Anonymous No.534559953 >>534560705
Don't forget to sex your snake
Anonymous No.534560072
>>534559851
>beach
I hate going there because I'm fat.
Anonymous No.534560073 >>534561417
>>534553210
What does this means? How do you relaunch a game?
Anonymous No.534560086
>>534556816
The lust of a K(h)aslana can never be denied.
Anonymous No.534560132 >>534560179 >>534560213
Every morning I wake up, I start physically shaking and crying that I am a worm
If I could, I would never choose to be a worm
I look outside the window, half of the people are worms
Fuck this gay world that panders to women
Anonymous No.534560143
>>534559883
no make up would make at least 70-80% of modern women undesirable, men would literally prefer to be alone forever than get laid. global population would keep going down and governments would then force you to marry literally anyone and have kids so you can keep civilization intact
Anonymous No.534560179
>>534560132
we know, Hertaschizo.
Anonymous No.534560213 >>534561208
>>534560132
post more beach ellie, bwo
Anonymous No.534560418
Anonymous No.534560459
>>534559924
ηˆ±ι—¨
Anonymous No.534560646 >>534560704
>Yuriacord raid
Bye bye.
Anonymous No.534560704
>>534560646
no, this is cyrene
Anonymous No.534560705 >>534560897
>>534559953
She literally can’t get pregnant
Anonymous No.534560790
>only one person can like miss pink
Anonymous No.534560859 >>534561343 >>534561489 >>534561874
asked a cute waitress for her socials and got shot down
really hard to tell if a girl is flirting with you or just being nice when she works in the service industry

Honkai:Star Rail
Anonymous No.534560897 >>534561110
>>534560705
you aren't sexing her hard enough then
Anonymous No.534561024 >>534561074 >>534561110 >>534561498 >>534562040
https://files.catbox.moe/l960vd.mp4
Anonymous No.534561074
>>534561024
sauce?
Anonymous No.534561110
>>534561024
>>534560897
Hot
Anonymous No.534561208 >>534561383 >>534561383
>>534560213
Anonymous No.534561343
>>534560859
Why would you talk to 3DPD in the first place?
Anonymous No.534561383
>>534561208
>>534561208
SEX
Anonymous No.534561417
>>534560073
Like this
Anonymous No.534561489
>>534560859
>service industry
They're being nice, it's just a job
Anonymous No.534561498 >>534562832
>>534561024
Please use a QQ picture next time so I know what to expect
Anonymous No.534561816
>>534559029
>Elysia is yuri jesus look how she moved her cupcake near Eden cupcake. That's soooo gay. They are lesbians 100%
>Cyrene had basically a fade to black kiss scene, with cheek caressing and intertwined fingers, while wearing something that looks like a wedding ring?
>Uhhhhh, that's very platonic, it's basically like saying hello. Nothing special
Anonymous No.534561863
Anonymous No.534561874 >>534562537
>>534560859
Ooof. I asked a cute server for her number once at a pool hall/bar place after being pushed by a friend. Near the end, I stopped her in the middle of walking away and told her I thought she was cute and if I could have her number. Saw her think about it for a moment and said give me a second and walked away. Thought I was fucked. But then she came back with some ripped receipt paper and her number on it. Too bad I was too chicken shit to actually call or text her. I pegged myself at a 60/40 chance of success. If you got shot down hard, did you go in thinking it was a long shot or that you had a decent chance?
Anonymous No.534561889 >>534561998 >>534562034 >>534562594
BITCOIN IS PUMPING!
Anonymous No.534561984 >>534562139 >>534562235 >>534562704 >>534562823
we have numerous hot women in the game but only Firefly and Sparkle get any doujins, whats up with that?
Anonymous No.534561998 >>534562095
>>534561889
Anonymous No.534562034
>>534561889
no one cares about this bitch anymore
Anonymous No.534562040
>>534561024
Anonymous No.534562041
Cyrene to Phainon every night.
Anonymous No.534562095
>>534561998
mem taking this kind of picture everyday in amphoreus btw
Anonymous No.534562139
>>534561984
There are Cipher, Aglaea, Rice and Cyrene doujin already.
Anonymous No.534562235 >>534562548
>>534561984
Anonymous No.534562275
What's the counter agaisnt the x2 health bosses in the Fate event? Juste take the lose and hope you scale enough?
Anonymous No.534562309 >>534562546
Did they rug-pull people who rolled for this cone? The new BP cone increases Break Damage by 24%, but the only one who can use it is RM, since HMC is better off with DDD
Anonymous No.534562463 >>534562681 >>534563334
is the fate event permanent
Anonymous No.534562491
Anonymous No.534562512
Cyrene loves Caelus
Anonymous No.534562537
>>534561874
I always take my shot, even if I’ve been rejected a bunch of times. It’s just a numbers game, haha...
Anonymous No.534562546 >>534562715 >>534562835
>>534562309
The BP cone barely does anything though, as that multiplier is already fairly heavily built in break teams.
The bonus SP of her sig, and bonus energy per wave change, isn't really worse. But yeah, this cone wasn't made with break teams in mind.
Anonymous No.534562548
>>534562235
I like the idea, but too bad it's not drawn well enough for my taste
Anonymous No.534562594 >>534562775
>>534561889
If Firefly is Bitcoin and Castorice is Etherium what is Cyrene?
Anonymous No.534562597
>>534558453
chimeras are fuckable so they're more popular
Anonymous No.534562681 >>534563127
>>534562463
no, do it before next patch
Anonymous No.534562704
>>534561984
There's at least one Tingyun SPH doujin already.
Anonymous No.534562715 >>534562835
>>534562546
??? break dmg boost literally doesn't exist anywhere other than on fugue e4 and a singular su blessing. it's one of the stronger bp cones
Anonymous No.534562719
>>534559629
surely we're getting a cyrene skin on her release like zzz
Anonymous No.534562758
>>534558409
Not rolling Sunday or Huo Huo.
Anonymous No.534562773
E6 Firefly doesn't feel like that much of an upgrade over E2
Anonymous No.534562775
>>534562594
Doge
Anonymous No.534562780 >>534563705
>>534558383
VIVIAN IS THE MOST DOGSHIT HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE

TOP 3 WORST CHARACTER (UPDATED)

1 - DOGSHIT VIVIAN
2 - CYRENE
3 - PHAINON

WE HATE DOGSHIT VIVIAN HERE

SHIT CHARACTER

TOP 7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE DOGSHIT TOO

1 - DOGSHIT WRITING
2 - DOGSHIT DESIGN
3 - DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY
4 - DOGSHIT VOICE
5 - DOGSHIT FACTION
6 - DOGSHIT FANS
7 - DOGSHIT DOGSHIT

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS MILLIONS OF HATERS, I'M ONE OF THEM

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS JUST ONE HATER, THAT'S ME

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS NO HATERS, I'M NO LONGER HERE

IF THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST DOGSHIT VIVIAN, I'M AGAINST THE WORLD.
Anonymous No.534562823 >>534562914
>>534561984
>japanese doujin
Japanese artists are literally under nexon's payroll
Dont make me post the image
Anonymous No.534562832
>>534561498
>not expecting degeneracy from stellekeks
Anonymous No.534562835 >>534562974 >>534562992
>>534562546
>>534562715
only Lingsha and Gallagher have it, but yea it's pretty rare. it's basically vuln multiplier for break damage
Anonymous No.534562910
Weekend warriors, how long for Fate story and event and birds miltiplayer?
Anonymous No.534562914
>>534562823
don't trigger the bagtroon please
Anonymous No.534562974 >>534563207
>>534562835
oh wait I'm wrong. it's a DMG boost for ally.
Only FF and E4 Fugue have it
Anonymous No.534562992
>>534562835
no, it is not vuln

it is break dmg boost, it's a separate multiplier from vuln. the reason why you haven't even noticed it's a separate multiplier is that it is THAT rare

ever wondered why there are 2 break dmg 1star blessings, but one says dmg taken and one says dmg dealt? yeah they are different multipliers
Anonymous No.534563108
Is anyone else getting increasingly cautious lately?
Anonymous No.534563127 >>534566393
>>534562681
i really have no motivation to do it
Anonymous No.534563174
Anonymous No.534563207 >>534563386
>>534562974
no, ff is also using the vuln multiplier on her ult despite the wording
Anonymous No.534563224
Anonymous No.534563334
>>534562463
story and combat are permanent but it has limited rewards like every event, banners last a long ass time
Anonymous No.534563386 >>534563465
>>534563207
jfc why would they word it like that
Anonymous No.534563402 >>534563554 >>534563765 >>534563870 >>534565087 >>534565917
>Cerydra has no synergy with Hysiline
>Mydei has no synergy with Phainon
>Phainon has no synergy with Anaxa
>Aglaea has no synergy with Cipher
Noooooticing
Anonymous No.534563465
>>534563386
probably poor tl, if it mentions enemy targets, it's a vuln, if it says ally or doesn't mention enemies it's dmg boost
Anonymous No.534563554 >>534563878
>>534563402 (Me)
Forgot to mention Ruan Mei don’t work with THerta
Anonymous No.534563674
Anonymous No.534563705 >>534563912
>>534562780
uh oh yuritroon melty
Anonymous No.534563765
>>534563402
Yowai (tl note yowai means weak)
Anonymous No.534563852
>Sunday has no synergy with Castorice
Anonymous No.534563853
There are only 2 kind of people in the world, those who love Elysia and those who don't know Elysia.
Anonymous No.534563864 >>534564462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Q2sKGoh-g
this is for the gays in denial here (eulapag)
Anonymous No.534563870 >>534564617
>>534563402
C&C are not allowed to work together in a team. This is how you know Caelus is just Firefly's gay bestie.
Anonymous No.534563878
>>534563554
Ruan Mei does work with Herta when you also add Anaxa to the team!
Anonymous No.534563912 >>534564045
>>534563705
Don't reply to me Eulatranny.
Anonymous No.534563932
I HATE Elyshart fyi
Anonymous No.534564045 >>534564171
>>534563912
Not sure where you got Eula from but don't overdose too much on the HRT, xis.
Anonymous No.534564158
Sad news
ZZZ keeps flopping and stopped getting qq hours just 4 days after her latest banner after the 1st patch after the 2nd relaunch
Anonymous No.534564171 >>534564421
>>534564045
>T.eulapag
Anonymous No.534564359 >>534564423 >>534564558
uhhhhh zzztroons? explain
Anonymous No.534564363
>lose 50/50 to Yanqing and Clara
I should've kicked out Yanqing even if he's E5 and thus more likely to give me a funny companion spirit
Anonymous No.534564421
>>534564171
Is Eula also a character that just sits in your head rent free alongside Vivian?
Anonymous No.534564423
>>534564359
Anonymous No.534564462
>>534563864
I mean, this isn’t unique to human males. Gorillas also prefer badonkadonk, and I doubt it has anything to do with socioeconomic factors
Anonymous No.534564480
Remember "I regret rolling for Eula Lawrence" posts?
Pepperidge farm remembers.
Anonymous No.534564536 >>534564681 >>534564807
>>534556563
Anonymous No.534564558
>>534564359
That's hot
Anonymous No.534564579 >>534565351 >>534565359 >>534565457 >>534565584
Anonymous No.534564592
that waist looks extremely huggable
Anonymous No.534564607
>>534555563
just time your rolls better anon
Anonymous No.534564617 >>534565003
>>534563870
Your avenpaz?
Anonymous No.534564652
Anonymous No.534564681
>>534564536
thanks for crosslinking
holy sex im PUMPING
Anonymous No.534564807
>>534564536
Still not playing zzz
NICE TRY
DA WEI
Anonymous No.534565003
>>534564617
Topaz's gay friend
Anonymous No.534565017 >>534565236 >>534565817
I can't believe they added a special fish damage marker exclusively for Hysilens, this is disgusting favoritism
Anonymous No.534565087 >>534565264
>>534563402
>Jiaoqiu fucks Acheron
>Anaxa fucks Therta
>Jing Yuan fucks Sunday
>Kafka fucks Black Swan and Hysilens
I guess that's how it works now.
Anonymous No.534565236
>>534565017
cute
Anonymous No.534565264
>>534565087
>Jing Yuan fucks Sunday
Everyone* fucks Sunday.
Anonymous No.534565267 >>534565351
Dawei with L&D CEO
Anonymous No.534565286
Bump the thread faster useless retards I need to poast horse facts on the next thread
Anonymous No.534565351
>>534564579
>>534565267
>>>/vmg/
Anonymous No.534565359 >>534565527
>>534564579
>takes picture with ceo of a homophobic game
>makes phainon fujobait
wow
Anonymous No.534565457 >>534565684
>>534564579
>game companies go to an event
>CEOs of gacha games take pictures together to be courteous
>WTF DA WEI IS GEI?
Anonymous No.534565494 >>534565621 >>534565709 >>534565803 >>534565831 >>534565910 >>534566042 >>534566689
Algae
Anonymous No.534565527 >>534565790
>>534565359
They agreed to not have direct competition between them.
Anonymous No.534565584
>>534564579
Yume planet when? HSR is already set in deep space yet there is no love :(
Anonymous No.534565621
>>534565494
machi...
Anonymous No.534565684
>>534565457
Yes? He's the founder of Mihomo company
Anonymous No.534565706 >>534566551 >>534567376
If I start the game right now, do I Still get free Banjo Mei?
Anonymous No.534565709
>>534565494
Machi...
Anonymous No.534565790 >>534566071
>>534565527
not much to agree with when hsr has 0 yume content already
Anonymous No.534565803
>>534565494
Bitch
Anonymous No.534565817
>>534565017
cause DoT damage always has icon next to it and this one is a super special DoT
Anonymous No.534565831 >>534565946 >>534566380
>>534565494
Pls tell me thats a women
Anonymous No.534565852 >>534565956 >>534565981 >>534566098
For me its miss herta and her untouched snatch
Anonymous No.534565870
>3DPD
Anonymous No.534565910
>>534565494
those tits look very fake
Anonymous No.534565917
>>534563402
>aglaea has no synergy with cipher
Press f to doubt
Anonymous No.534565946
>>534565831
unfortunately she is
Anonymous No.534565956 >>534566031 >>534566094
>>534565852
Mrs Herta would never do this
Anonymous No.534565981
>>534565852
we are so back
Anonymous No.534565990 >>534566046 >>534566063
just woke up, any leaks other than from QQ's cock cage?
Anonymous No.534566031
>>534565956
Herta loves Caelus
Anonymous No.534566042 >>534566125
>>534565494
This is someone's son...
Anonymous No.534566046
>>534565990
Anonymous No.534566063 >>534566107
>>534565990
no, see you in a few days for potential v0 kit leaks
Anonymous No.534566071
>>534565790
Phainon yumes are fucking rabid even with no content. There's plenty to agree to when these women target gacha men outside of LaDs.
Anonymous No.534566094
>>534565956
She would do it as payment for you exploring SU for her
Anonymous No.534566098
>>534565852
uh oh hrtatroon aint gonna like this
Anonymous No.534566107
>>534566063
thanks bwo
Anonymous No.534566125
>>534566042
sex with my son
Anonymous No.534566132 >>534566208
since elysia is straight im gonna go play hi3 since this game is dead. later virgins
Anonymous No.534566171 >>534566243
ZZZ is a real game with real gameplay
HSR is auto battle slop with VN tier of storytelling for a trash story
Anonymous No.534566208
>>534566132
elysia is omnisexual you retard

she will fuck or flirt with ANYTHING

you dog? yes
your hamster? yes
your sister? absolutely
Anonymous No.534566243
>>534566171
>zzz
>gets all the ad-money from Coke and even Aston Martin
>From other brands too
>also get our funds
its not fucking fair...why don't get that piece of pie too
Anonymous No.534566337 >>534566446 >>534566551
If I start the game over right now, do I still get the free claimable Bug Mei?
Anonymous No.534566380 >>534566462
>>534565831
What sort of fucked up place you live to think that's a man
Anonymous No.534566393 >>534566438
>>534563127
i cleared all difficulties without losing with my castorice, just use her
Anonymous No.534566438
>>534566393
I love my wife Cassie!
Anonymous No.534566446 >>534566470
>>534566337
bug mei? whomst?
Anonymous No.534566462
>>534566380
It could be Brazil
Anonymous No.534566470 >>534566498
>>534566446
herta's girlfriend
Anonymous No.534566498
>>534566470
I don't know bwi why would you even want to start over
Anonymous No.534566551
>>534565706
>>534566337
Yes
Anonymous No.534566572 >>534566601 >>534566670 >>534566691 >>534566981 >>534567612
i hope you guys don't expect too much edge from dark march, she'll be likely very safe
Anonymous No.534566601 >>534567612
>>534566572
Rean Coldsteel's edge is sharper
Anonymous No.534566670
>>534566572
After cappuccino yeah I don't have any expectations
Anonymous No.534566689
>>534565494
I want to marry her bros.
Anonymous No.534566691
>>534566572
as long as she is more grumpy, ill take it
Anonymous No.534566981 >>534567113
>>534566572
I expect her to be nicer than normal BITCHmarch, actually.
Anonymous No.534567113
>>534566981
lol
Anonymous No.534567119
Evernight loves Caelus
Anonymous No.534567140
Evernight rapes Stelle with her futa cock
Anonymous No.534567151
pagpag loves caelus
Anonymous No.534567247
>pagpag loves Caelus
Anonymous No.534567297
uh oh space pag melty
Anonymous No.534567376
>>534565706
yeah i think this is the patch you can get it? Patch ends in like 3 days btw also
Anonymous No.534567440 >>534567936
Stelle looks like a tranny
Anonymous No.534567487 >>534567529 >>534567701 >>534567780
Wait; you don't even get to see the Firefly skin in combat???

All I see is SAM? I borrowed it from support but....

What's the point of buying it then??
Anonymous No.534567529
>>534567487
To milk retarded pagflies
Anonymous No.534567612
>>534566572
Alter March already appeared during Argenti quest. She is a 2nd personality who knows March's real identity

>>534566601
Haha...
Anonymous No.534567701
>>534567487
I love Cassie because Cassie fights with her dragon
Anonymous No.534567741
Ellie!
Anonymous No.534567780
>>534567487
A true Firefly fan would be able to tell the difference between the skin and the OG Sam. You are clearly a Firefly tourist.
Anonymous No.534567834 >>534567884 >>534567927 >>534568125 >>534568172
Who wins the TB bowl?
Anonymous No.534567884
>>534567834
Sunday
Anonymous No.534567927 >>534567961
>>534567834
Cyrene has the wedding ring
Anonymous No.534567936
>>534567440
wow... she's just like me... th-thank you...
Anonymous No.534567961 >>534568150
>>534567927
That's for Phainon
Anonymous No.534568125
>>534567834
Skott, shipped by the richest man in Penacony.
Anonymous No.534568150
>>534567961
Phainon loves Mydei
Anonymous No.534568172
>>534567834
Objectively if you asked me to put money on it i'd say Firefly
>Firefly is the only character the TB has ever reciprocated any kind of interest in, specifically guilt over her death
>Him taking the picture is a literal canon event, you can't reject it. TB overwrites the player's will even if they reject to take the picture

By contrast hes just kinda 'eh' over Phainon dying, doesn't particularly care about Dan Heng, March, ect
Anonymous No.534568264
>Firesharts
Anonymous No.534568318
>>534568295
>>534568295
>>534568295
Anonymous No.534568346 >>534568410
Finish your thread faggots
Anonymous No.534568395
The dead.... RETURN
Anonymous No.534568410
>>534568346
+1 contribution