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>Version 3.5 "Before Their Deaths" Special Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT48gE7YMDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Bdydk8_kY

>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home

>3.5 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250802version-fbil7u/index.html?

>The Deliverer Trailer - "Trailblazer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTVP4GxK0Y
>Honkai: Star Rail × Fate[UBW] Collab PV — "A Long 'Fated' Meeting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9RiJv1fNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPhbGKCPBJo

>Current Character Banners: Firefly, Jingliu, Blade + Hanya, Lynx, Luka - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40133643
>Collaboration Warp: Saber, Archer - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39896770

>New Drip Marketing:
>Evernight (5* Ice Remembrance) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40351051
>Dan Heng • Permansor Terrae (5* Physical Preservation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40369990

>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift
YA266JQ8VA4X
CREATIONNYMPH
STARRAILGIFT
STARRAILFATE
PHAINONSENDOFF

>/hsrg/ Tools & Resources
https://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14

>/hsrg/ Thread Template
https://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!
Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!
Auf zum Schlachtfeld!
Auf zur Front!
Und auf bis zu eurem Tod
Werft das Leben hinfort, zeigt die Willenskraft,
Die in euch wohnt (Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Feuer! Los!)
(Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!)

https://files.catbox.moe/dc0cmo.png

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>534544619 (OP)
>Paglus
Uh oh yuritroon melties inc

My wife is so cute

every lava chicken could be me

>>534544619 (OP)
Chinks are NOT happy

PUT FOFO IN!!!

How would Elysia react if I forcefully abort her baby by stabbing her in the womb and then pulling out her intestines?

I want to BE Boothill.

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Warch would be perfect if she rub dirt in people's eyes.

>>534544848
She would probably scream and then die!

>>534544694
>>534544869
Holy reddit

>>534544767
Explain in English.

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

>>534544961
Yurichink mad Elysia touch Caelus

captcha: AGPVJ

Sissy chicken in hysilens outfit could be me

>>534544961
I like how these dishonest types always frame a character they dislike as if they're completely unpopular everywhere except internally. Always female characters, of course. Meanwhile, EVERYONE loves some random male.

Prefarming remembrance calyxes because we dont know March's kit, feels great. Fucking useless leakers. I'll have to just farm preservation calyxes during the 3.5 double event, even if I likely wont use Dan Heng..

>>534544961
Chinks were hype after 3.4 but after the 3.5 PV dropped everybody started shitting on HSR, Amphoreus and Shaoji.

>>534544954
How can you determine which posts are considered reddit? Are you a reddit expert perchance?

>>534545012
Hyacine gave me AGP

Everyday until sissy chicken in Hysilens outfit could be me
Day (69)

>>534545105
youre trying to form a narrative here

>Paglus thread
Cringe

Ngl, Welt in EN low-key sounds based af.

>>534545000
Oh.
>public opinion
LOL

>>534545074
What?

>>534544619 (OP)
NOOOOO!!! I'M BEING PAGGED!!!!!

How many of Rin's pendant can you stack?

>>534545159
I'm not, it's their narrative.

>>534545105
That's pretty funny, probably just some yurifag being angry though.

>>534545105
>The chinks [literal incel land] are upset over MLbait when HSR's best selling banners were all waifus
Fuck off with your forced narrative

>>534545291
As many as you can loot I expect. I got 2 gold ones on a run I wasn't even using Archer.
You may wonder why I took them and the answer is cuz I didn't feel like Caladbold or Caliburn.

>>534545120
She gave you A Giant Penis?

>>534545310
no, its not

>>534545376
Yes, I have a giant penis when I see Hyacine's cute bubble butt

when are we getting a rat character

>>534545350
I got it twice in a run though I didn't get the second one because it was just one Eidolon.
I know the mode is meant to shill them but turning Redman into an artillery piece is fun. Well at least that part is fun.

What the hell is burned chicken

>>534545468
I've been doing for-fun Grail Runs just to have a bit of fun relying on someone specific, Archer included, or seeing how badly DoT teams and such get mogged (it's quite bad).

What the hell is AGP?
Automotive Grand Prix?

>>534545505
Our lord and savior Shaoji
>>534545531
Surely Hysilens will save DoT.
I don't have the sword gorilla but I bet she absolutely destroys the entire mode, I should try and hope I get the relevant trinket at some point.

>>534545589
A Gay Phainon

>>534545589
being trans
stuff like pic related triggers the desire to be a woman in some people

>>534545310
>>534544767
>Burnt Chicken
Lava Chicken reference??

HI3floppers sure are pissy their ER rehash slop is disliked everywhere

>>534545627
>Surely Hysilens will save DoT.
[Press button]
[Damage is backloaded]
[ALL endgame is time trial garbage]
[the numbers are not so retarded huge that "ermg mommy kafka step on me mommy im not a soiboi" does anything to salvage it since it's worth less than 2 turns of normal characters]
You only save DoT by making the entire gacha industry stop being faggots with time trial shit to bait whales.

>>534545531
maxing him out is fun although he chokes hard for the first few days

>>534545695
lets steer this discussion from trash shit and talk about how hot this artists work is instead

>>534545901
She looks like an overinflated water balloon

>>534545854
That's a lot of redman swords...
>>534545750
I was being ironic, I completely gave up on the archetype. Still wish they let them shine in a gimmick mode at least (non endgame)

>>534545901
mid

>>534546074
I even did a DoT DU run earlier this week.
It was faster to just swap to Castorice plus whatever.

>>534545695
I wish I could become a woman, the world is so unfair

>>534546331
sexxo

>>534546065
*mwah*

>>534546406

>>534544850
>I want to BE cool
understandable

>>534546406

>>534546471
I don't think she realizes that she doesn't need to go that far.

I'm proud of being male and not ashamed of it

>>534546785
as long you're not gay

>>534544850
>I want to BE a crop top wearing gay cowboy

>>534546785
You have worms

>>534546986
he's a robot, he can't be gay
so he's allowed to wear crop tops
checkmate

oh shit, psyren is getting a anime adaptation

>>534546862
I want Hiyanshii to abuse me and then heal me back up

>>534545695
Damn, that's actual mental illness.

>>534547165
But that stuff crashed and burned and was finished in a hurry

>>534545271
It's over...

>>534545589
some guys want more than fuck and touch women
they want to be the woman and get fucked like one
its not even a matter of being gay, they just get off to the idea of it as a concept

>>534547270
yeah, but it was good untill it got to the final 2 arcs where the author had to rush everything
hopefully the animw fixes that
its far better than JJK if you want battle shonen, hopefully zoomies get that and pick it up

>Destruction is killing the universe
>Lan: nah, I’ll hunt abundance

>>534547086
That sounds like something a gay guy would say...

>>534547435
it doesn't matter if it has a shitty studio

>>534547507
Lan used to be Xianzhou Solider, it's personal for him

How are you even meant to do the 3rd phase

>>534547507
Yeah we hate Yaoshi here.
>>534547435
I wouldn't be able to compare with JJK considering I read Psyren... holy shit has it been 15 years... and not JJK but I suppose Psyren at least didn't outstay it's welcome.

Phainon carried the whole 3.4 patch.
say something nice to the best boy of hoyoverse.

>>534546065
>>534546447
*smooch*

>>534547507
thats the essence of the hunt
fuck everything else but the thing youre hunting, which you will make sure it gets extra fucked no matter what

>>534547701
mydei bottom bitch

>>534547701
it would've been a colossal shitshow if he didn't considering that he hogged 90% of the entire runtime

>>534547086
What if he's programed to be gay?

>>534547509
I'm straighter than 99% in this general.
I fap to every kind of women: Potato, Hebe, Maids or Hags
I did it so much that I got ED and now I must abstain myself for months until I recover

>>534547719
What the fuck is that bwo
Absolutely hideous

Damn wtf went wrong here

>>534547719
>>534547830
siggers...

So, now many Amber Era more until Lan finally hunt Yaoshi?

>>534547806
>le pink equals le gay
what are you 5 years old

>>534547701
He's the only character on all gacha games that I played felt like he's a "BOSS" characters.
Most Boss characters that turned into playable characters, they're all shits.
no regrets pulling for Phainon.

>>534547507
The Hunt doesn't necessarly want to be "good" or anything. It's literally the path that supports vengeance by any means possible.

HSR is so boring

Yaoshi a bitch

Nano love

>>534548012
says yaoshi's bitch

>enter game
>go into a fight
>character 1 / character 2 / hyacine / tribbie
>auto
>win
>log off after dailies and SU run
i love honkai star rail

>>534548124
your kot?

>>534548057
Caelus x March is kino, But where is a translation?

>It's a date, Wriothesley.

>>534547908
Lan can't even Hunt Yaoshi by themselves. Hence why Jingliu's plan to use the power of Destruction too. Lan is a jobber.

I now realized, Madam Herta is a virgin, not because she is pure, but because no one want her jobber ass, aside from 4channer

>>534548406
I bet she raped Screwllum.
>534548401
>

>>534548401
Neuv never said this

>>534544767
>>534545105
>>534545329
It seems like they are mad at the forced pandering for Elysia and this isn't the first time that even incels have complained about it. Even incels were pointing out that Cyrene highjacked the story because Shoaji is forcing his waifu on everyone.

>>534548367
>New battlesuit in October
>Cyrene in November
She won

>>534545310
>>534544767
People trying to show disgruntled comments from Chinese to people on other parts of net is always so funny.
People either go
>What the fuck are you even talking about? What does this even mean?
or
>This is what you were upset about? Get a fucking break, dude.
It's even better when it's actual Chinese version doing it, and they start using even more weird Chinese netslang, causing MTL to break even further, eventually not even bothering anymore.

I thought his waifu was firefly though

>>534548367
WTF?!
WHY DOES CYRENE LOOKS LIKE CRAP HERE?!
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE.

Yeah yeah yuritroon keep trying to form this weird narrative while in reality Cyrene will be shilled and sell

>>534548401
would neuv eat hysilliens out?

Is it possible to finish the Grail event in 1 day? I haven't been playing for a month so haven't started it yet. I skipped the Grail story so only asking about the limited event.

>>534547671
Anaxa can CC him if you ult during Svarog's turn, otherwise you either nuke him down fast enough before summons a million hands or get the flower crown and skip the fight entirely

>>534546139
>>534546139
GYAAAAAAAAATTA

Chinks are angry just like when yuripags claimed they were angry at Firefly pandering

>>534548741
Yeah, it's possible.

>>534545901
GYAAAAAAAAATSHA

>>534548639
>actual Chinese version doing it
...When actual Chinese person is doing it.
Jesus, I need to go get breakfast.

>>534548367
looks like shit
Honksharts character design is going down while Genshin's character designs are improving.

>>534548741
It's like 3 hours at most

Sc-crewllluumm!!! SAVE ME!!!
Which character is this? Can you guess?

>>534548870
>off-model garbage

Elysia/Cyrene : I love Caelus

>>534548803
>>534548880
alright nice, i'll hammer it out tomorrow before it ends. i was planning on taking a longer hiatus but black March looks cute so I came back

>>534547996
Blade will save us next year

>>534548903
It was me.

>>534548903
It's not fair.

>>534548753
Okay so you're pretty much fucked if you get Svarog on your run
Great

>>534548903
Me in every divergent universe...

>>534548923
citlali fan art will never not be funny
she's built like a fucking fridge but everyone will always give her hips and curves
... just like boyrina now that I think about it lol

>534548943
>Elysia
She’ll love you when you transition

It's a date, Wriothesley.

>>534548923
much better than that generic cow whore tits like PAGlysia

>>534545901
>>534545695
>>534545901
>>534546139
thank you for introducing me to this artist

>>534547671
idk, herta with chudnaxa or fireflop just deletes him

du is still super weak to break even if you aren't a break attacker just because of the delays and the boons that work on broken enemies

>>534548903
>interesting character!
>save me from being shit!
oh hey it’s Honkai: Star Rail

It's a date, Dan Heng.

please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait
please don’t make Scampo fujobait

>>534549221
Blade never said this

It's a date. Scaramouche.

wait... this feature is ONLY for fate collab characters??

>>534549221
i look like this

>>534549315
seems so. truly something uniquely retarded and belligerently anti-player only Hoyo could pull off.
basically they’re saying “look, we can do this, but fuck you! we won’t!”

>>534549315
I assume they're adding EN dubbing for them or something? It gives you the option to use JP for them but doing that for every character would require you to have every language installed whereas the JP for them was mandatory installation.

>>534549315
no one cares about EN dub after the VA strike.
Most players now jump to JP/CN/KR Dubs.

>>534549038
Yeah he's always been the most bullshit boss because his hands just oneshot you and and action advance Svarog when the hand falls below half HP plus when Svarog falls below half HP he summons a ton of them

Fill in the blanks: "It's a date, ________."

a. Mydeimos
b. Nikador
c. Anaxágoras
d. Gnaeus

>>534549568
C

True yurifags never really gave a shit about pagrene

>>534549568
All wrong, the correct sentence is 'It's a promise, Mydeimos' in every language that isn't EN

It's a date, Cyrene.

samase honnou o
okose kandou o
kisame densetsu o
sakebe Break Out!!

(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)
(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)

zureteiku ashioto kuyashikunai no ka?
sabi rete iku butai o mae ni
urotaeru no ka?
aragatte kirihiraite mikaesu ban da
me o hanasuna rekishi o nurikaete yaru sa

dandandandandandan
agatte ku
kansei makiokosu deddo hito
dandandandandandan sematte ku
atosukoshi…
semegiau kyoumei (shinpashī)

(Fight on!!) idomitai
(Fight on!!) tsukamitai
(Fight on!!) kizamitai
(Fight on!!) tsutaetai
kakumei no hibuta kitte
densetsu no hata kakagete yukou

sa~a
Legend-Changer
rokku ni tobikonde
nekkyou okosu tojisha ni nare
Legend-Changer
daitan ni ikou ze
honnou samase kandou okose densetsu kisame
daichi kette kette kette Break!

(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)
(Wo-o-o Wo-o-o)
(Break Break Break Out!!)

AnaxaGORras is only for Aglaea

it has to be a bot

>>534549502
Does he always appear in DU?
Wouldn't even really have problem if the fights didn't last like 30 mins only to end up in a run ending

Horse facts again!

>It's a date, Neuvilette

>>534549761
yeah because restarting your router is so much work to the average mentally ill avatarfag right

>>534549664
Sorry but according to the dub, it's "It's a deal, Mydeimos."

>>534548923
>Cute hebe with a small butt ends up selling better than the black tier ass archon aimed at brown people
It just keeps happening

>>534549568
Can I call a friend?

>>534549820
You're supposed to have the olive crown curio before the 2nd plane boss

>>534550004
good day to you, metro manila resident!

>>534549221
Better luck next time Bladdie.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #1]

Betting on horse racing or horse betting commonly occurs at many horse races. Modern horse betting started in Great Britain in the early 1600s during the reign of King James I.

Where gambling is allowed, most tracks offer parimutuel betting where gamblers' money is pooled and shared proportionally among the winners once a deduction has been made from the pool. Parimutuel betting also provides purse money to participants and a considerable amount of tax revenue, with over $100 billion being wagered annually in 53 countries.

It's a date, Caelus

>>534550118
Alain is literally Blade tho

>>534549820
At X3+ it's either Argenti, Swarm, Svarog or the Deer as the second plane boss. If you have the flower crown curio you can press finish and exit in the fight it won't end the run instead you win automatically so if you see the crown in a shop or something pick it up it saves a lot of time.

>It's a date, Caelus.

I sure am learning a lot about horses.

more like threadly ban evasion

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #2]

In North American racing, the three most common ways to bet money are to win, to place, and to show. A bet to win, sometimes called a "straight" bet, means staking money on the horse, and if it comes in first place, the bet is a winner. In a bet to place, you are betting on your horse to finish either first or second. A bet to show wins if the horse finishes first, second or third. Since it is much easier to select a horse to finish first, second, or third than it is to select a horse just for first, the show payoffs will be much lower on average than win payoffs. If there are a small number of horses in the race, show or place bets may not be offered (or if bets have already been made, they are cancelled and the wagered amounts refunded).

>>534550203
Came here to post this.

>>534550257
Cyrene said this

I don't appreciate the thread calling my wife Black

>>534550257
we need Neuvslopper to post some Neuvslops with HSR girls

imagine shitting up a thread every day for years
lol

>>534550401
Hertaschizo..

>>534550367
Marzo Negra…

It's a date. Anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/x1jqh9.png

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #3]

Hong Kong generates the largest horse racing revenue in the world and is home to some of the largest horse betting circles including the Hong Kong Jockey Club founded in 1884.

In 2009, Hong Kong generated an average US$12.7 million in gambling turnover per race 6 times larger than its closest rival France at US$2 million while the United States only generated $250,000.

Betting on horse racing is ingrained in local culture and is seen as an investment.

i can see why Hertaschizo left

>>534550257
Firefly said this

NEUVILLETTE OUT OF NOWHERE

>hertaschizo
>>left
KEKYPOW!

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #4]

A government survey in 2015 found that nearly one million Australians (5.6% of Australian adults) gambled on dog or horse racing. Most were men aged between 30 and 64 who had a typical yearly expenditure of $1,300 on race betting. Nationally, typical annual race-betting expenditure amounted to roughly $1.27 billion.

Horse race betting in New South Wales (NSW) is conducted by bookmakers (at race meetings and via telephone) and Tabcorp (tote betting at racecourses and through various retail outlets including the internet). In 2014 it was estimated that $300 million alone was bet on Australia's most famous race - the Melbourne Cup.

How long does the combat part of the Fate event take?

>>534550496
*Sip*
nyes.

>>534550446
I... made this yesterday for someone else... did you request it just to shitpost it here? Why.......

GODvillette HOSED down Caelus’s harem

>>534550705
good post

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #5]

Why are many racehorse names downright weird? It’s partly a way of getting around rules dictating that no professional thoroughbreds have the same name.

That includes names which are spelled differently, but phonetically sound the same.

Names can be no longer than 18 characters, with up to seven syllables.

Each name is also protected for 20 years, and up to 35 years if the horse goes to stud after retiring.

Then there’s the holy grail of names considered so important, they can never be used again.

Driving with my darling
Faster than I should
Forever if we could

>>534550762
giwtwm

>>534546476
Sauce

>>534550585
Takes about 2 hours
But feels like 4 hours

Darth March has a futacock.

Man, after reading the opinions here I expected the worst thing but it was actually pretty decent.
I liked the HSS AU and Iris storylines.

BLUE RESIN IS GONE NEXT PATCH, FINALLY

>>534550638
>Someone else
That's me, thanks!
>To shitpost here
I didn't have that in mind.

This game SUCKS

Amphoreus SEXO

>>534550859
Thanks, at least I'm not gonna end up wasting my entire weekend

>born as chrysos heir
>hierarchically a Chad among people in Amphoreus
>more than half of chrysos heirs are women
>also luckily colleagues with the hottest demi-goddesses
>could've just banged one of them and maybe forget about that cyrene
>"It's a date, Mydeimos."


LMAO
M
A
O

>>534550939
Come again

>>534550939
What is blue resin?

>>534550762
Theresia rabu!

>>534550950
King Arthur is for Svarog Robocock.

>>534550936
momma <3

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #6]

Racehorse mames cannot:

>consist entirely of initials such as C.O.D., F.O.B., etc.
>contain more than 18 characters, including spaces
>consist entirely of numbers. Numbers above 30 may be used if they are spelled out
>end in "filly," "colt," "stud," "mare," "stallion," or any similar horse-related term
>end with a numerical designation such as "2nd" or "3rd," whether or not such a designation is spelled out
>use the name of living persons, unless written permission to use their name is on file with The Jockey Club
>use the names of persons no longer living unless approval is granted by The Jockey Club based upon a satisfactory written explanation submitted to the Registrar
>appear to be designed to harass, humiliate, or disparage a specific individual, group of individuals, or entity;
use names of racetracks or graded stakes races
>be suggestive, offensive, designed to harass or have a vulgar or obscene meaning; names considered in poor taste
>be the name of another horse currently active either in racing or breeding
>be the name of any winning horses in the past 25 years of grade one stakes races
>be similar in spelling or pronunciation to another registered name

>>534551048
Whorenon is bisexual and fucked every heir, Chudvilette

>>534550950
>robin this far away from her ult
yu fucked up something

cyrene should look like this

>>534551117

>>534550970
Those hands are... Big...

>>534551181
No

>>534551181
yes

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #7]

There are many types of horse racing, including:

>Flat racing
Where horses gallop directly between two points around a straight or oval track.
>Jump racing, or Jumps racing
Also known as Steeplechasing or, in Great Britain and Ireland, National Hunt racing, where horses race over obstacles.
>Harness racing
Where horses trot or pace while pulling a driver in a sulky.
>Saddle Trotting, where horses must trot from a starting point to a finishing point under saddle
>Endurance racing, where horses travel across the country over extreme distances, generally ranging from 25 to 100 miles (40 to 161 km). Anything less than 25 miles qualifies as a limited distance ride or LD.

>lingsha still gets fanart
>meanwhile 0 fanart for Cyrene
FUCK this gay world

>>534551181
Fvvaaaaaaark...

>>534551181
she will grow some beautiful milkers

The waifupagcels already jumped ship from the FOTM hebeslop Hyacine, like they did with Castorice and Firefly, onto Cyrene now

>>534550950
How the hell is it taking you that man cycles to kill Svarog? Holy shit Saber is a brick. Where is your Huo Huo? Lol.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #8]

Flat racing is the most common form of horse racing seen worldwide. Flat racing tracks are typically oval in shape and are generally level, although in Great Britain and Ireland there is much greater variation, including figure-of-eight tracks like Windsor and tracks with often severe gradients and changes of camber, such as Epsom Racecourse. Track surfaces vary, with turf most common in Europe and dirt more common in North America and Asia. Newly designed synthetic surfaces, such as Polytrack or Tapeta, are seen at some tracks.

Individual flat races are run over distances ranging from 440 yards (400 m) to more than four miles (6.4 km), although races longer than two miles (3.2 km) are quite rare, and distances between five and twelve furlongs (1.0 and 2.4 km) are the most common. Short races are generally referred to as "sprints", while longer races are known as "routes" in the United States or "staying races" in Europe. Although fast acceleration ("a turn of foot") is usually required to win either type of race, sprints are generally seen as a test of speed, while long-distance races are seen as a test of stamina. The most prestigious flat races in the world, such as the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, Melbourne Cup, Japan Cup, Epsom Derby, Kentucky Derby and Dubai World Cup, are run over distances in the middle of this range and are seen as tests of both speed and stamina to some extent.

In the most prestigious races, horses are generally allocated the same weight to carry for fairness, with allowances given to younger horses and female horses running against males. These races are called conditions races and offer the biggest purses. There is another category of races called handicap races where each horse is assigned a different weight to carry based on its ability.

>>534551181
Caelus fucks THIS????

>>534551232
they aren't wasted on her, dont worry

>>534551373
>0 followers
nobody cared about pink barbara

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #9]

Horses also face dangers in racing. 1.5 horses die out of every 1,000 starts in the United States. The U.S. Jockey Club in New York estimates that about 600 horses died at racetracks in 2006. The Jockey Club in Hong Kong reported a far lower figure of 0.58 horses per 1,000 starts. There is speculation that drugs used in horse racing in the United States, which are banned elsewhere, are responsible for the higher death rate in the United States.

In the Canadian province of Ontario, a study of 1,709 racehorse deaths between 2003 and 2015 found that the majority of deaths were attributable to "damage during exercise to the horses' musculoskeletal system", including fractures, dislocations, and tendon ruptures. Mortality rates were eight times higher for thoroughbreds than standardbreds, and highest amongst young horses. The study also found that the incidence of off-track deaths was twice as high for thoroughbreds.

In the United Kingdom, 186 horses were killed as a direct result of racing in 2019. Of these 145 died in National Hunt (jump) racing and 41 in flat racing. A report published in 2005 estimated that "around 375 horses who are entered into races each season die from their injuries, or they are killed because they are considered of no further commercial value, even though they are young enough to continue racing." It added, "Reasons for horses being destroyed include broken legs, back, neck and pelvis; fatal spinal injuries, exhaustion, heart attack, and burst blood vessels in the lungs."

>>534551373

can't believe its 2025 and there are still people unironically playing genshin

>>534551594
That's not a fun fact bwi

They need to give Huo Huo for free

>>534551373
Hyacine was never for (You)
Castorice is vaguely for (You) but you had no romantic moments with her so theres nothing to look forward to
Elysia? Interlocked handholding. This time for real

>>534551667
stelle!

>>534551373
lmao you're delusional if you think anyone apart from metafags care about her. she has no fanbase, just take a look at diehard fans for any other character like robin or herta or even aglaea, and then compare it to the nearly non-existent fanbase for hyashit

>>534551668
hell of a lot better game than this, that’s for sure

Uhhhhhhhhh Yunlibros????

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #10]

The length of an endurance race varies greatly. Some are relatively short, at ten miles, while other races can be up to one hundred miles. There are a few races that are even longer than one hundred miles and last multiple days. These different lengths of races are divided into five categories: pleasure rides (10–20 miles), non-competitive trail rides (21–27 miles), competitive trail rides (20–45 miles), progressive trail rides (25–60 miles), and endurance rides (40–100 miles in one day, up to 250 miles (400 km) in multiple days). Because each race is very long, trails of natural terrain are generally used.

And that concludes this thread's fun horse facts. Don't hesitate to let me know if there is any horse fact you would like to learn next thread!

Hotaru... ra... bu...

HP% teams are just too comfy, I can't never go back to ATK%. Not only you deal amazing damage, but you have 10000 HP and are immortal. Being able to slot in your HP% team against any Endgame or SU and knowing you won't die no matter what is priceless.

>>534551726
God no, nobody wants the green rat

>>534551857
Until damage is % of your hp. DUmbo.

>>534551817
>Pag Humor

Anyone who posts Phainon is probably mentally ill

>>534551857
good luck playing HP teams when moc buffs only benefit ATK scalers and your teams deal 40% less damage than the shilled characters

>>534551917
>>534551857
>>534551954
Did someone need some HEALING?

>>534550750
But why can't two horses have the same name? Does it interfere with betting and live commentaries?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

>>534551181
>>534551354
Generic cow tit whore
No one likes that ugly bitch

Phainhonse

Anyone who posts Phainon is mentally sane

It’s a date, Ciphera

We already have booba wife

>>534552178
sex

>>534552109
we love Phainon here.
we hate fate shits here.

>>534551181
Hebe > Maid > hag

>>534552118
me on right

Flat hag when

>>534552178
I love my wife Cassie

Is there anything I need to get done before the patch ends, be it with the blue resin shit that's getting replaced or stalking the wandering Elysia for some special event that'll be gone? I may have been too occupied touching horses inappropriately to care about this stuff

>>534552178
Why is her outfit mostly bandages?

>>534552021
Viktor from hit indie series Arcane or Mishima the famous yaoi racist?

would this general be alive if we had ingame pvp

>>534551982
Yes, it's exactly that. Uniqueness is a must in horserace naming due to that. Owner autism plays a part too.

>>534552318
that's why she has shit amount of fanarts... no one wants to draw that shit.

>>534552367
God no we have whales

>>534551373
It was obvious even the Devs were discouraging you the player from trying to get close to Hyacine. They'd rather do a blackscreen instead of even a static CG as a billion dollar company for hanging out with her, it's pretty telling.

>>534552178
Stinky bitch

>>534552178
too off model. there's only one real booba wife in flophoreus

Hyacine is a psycho. Everyone is her family is mentally ill.

>>534550950
>dumbass plays shitty single hypercarry comp
>complains that his only dps had something bad happen
It's on you, sis.
Next time don't pull useless trash like wormday.

The name is Clara. Pigwhore Clara.

Aglaea never let me touch her boobs

Do honses exist in Amphoreus or are dromases the default mount animal everywhere in the planet?

>>534552539
SLLUUUURPPPPPPPPPP

>>534550950
>he wasted his rolls on a shitty collab.

>>534552586
you were probably too ugly. when I first met her, we bathed next to each other, and she peed in the water. that's how much she's into me

>>534552539
sex

9/10 chance Cyrene made all the heirs because she’s actually Irontomb (good)

Honsekai Stallion Rail honseweverbeitly

>>534552556
LUOCHA PUTTING IN WORK

>>534552705
Irontomb isn't even her name, they just hit 1 button off on the keyboard.
She is Ironwomb.

>>534550950
>returning player
>want to use archer
>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SPARKLE
>want to use saber
>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SUNDAY
>both reruns probably months away
I fucking hate this "game".

MIRUGA II

>>534552585
we’re not using that rubber

>>534552796
Don’t spoil her name reveal bitch

Dont forget to pray for our sister game, they keep losing to the FotM that is already dead

>>534552556
LuoGOD??

>>534552802
You dont need him

>>534552858
uma musume dying already huh

>>534552705
i believe she is a memokeeper who snuck into the sim
her being made out of memoria could explain how she can pass as a sim

>>534552858
>uma already dying
no wonder people are shilling this slop here

>>534552934
She's Pink Jesus so you're allowed to go crazier with her lore. Just say she's literally a fragment of Fuli or something. Didn't the leakers say she was a "Throne tier" Emanator?

>>534550950
Saber sucks so bad LMAOOOO

I’m literally in love with Cyrene

>>534552909
>>534552976
If uma musume is already dying and zzz are still below them then what can we say about zzz?

Cyrene would have a large, honse, cock that produces, honse, tons of smegma. Phainon has a gigantic, honse, monster cock, twice the length and honse girth of Cyrene's. Despite being flirty, honse, Cyrene is shy of her large futa HONSE cock and tries to hide it every time she gets aroused by Phainon's well-endowed HONSE body. She takes out her frustration by raping the Mems HONSE in Membrance Maze. Phainon knows but feigns ignorance. Flaunting his HONSE, tits, ass, armpits and cock at every opportunity. Taking up any chance to HONSE tease Cyrene up to her breaking point until she can't HONSE handle it anymore and bounces on Phainon's HONSE monstercock while stroking her own HONSE

>>534552934
She is a Remembrance emanator

>>534553016
ZZZ is the passion project

Raiden expy when

>>534553016
uma just launched on global
zzz launched ages ago
nice try horsepag

>>534553016
ZZZ was dead on arrival

Hi

>>534553095
we don’t want another one

>>534553004
>>534553050
Do we know of a single Throne Tier Emanator we can compare her too? I'm thinking Throne Tier Emanators are the second in command of the paths

>have dream about Cipher
>ask her out on a honsedate
>she gives me the run around, I ask if she's free this weekend and she just says "Nope". I feel defeated, BROKEN, but then she chirps up and says she'll be free NEXT weekend
>when I ask what she'd what to do she doesn't tell me, wants me to surprise her
>we end up talking on the phone later for like 35 mins, i know this because that's what my phone said after we hung up
>for some reason I find myself at a school lunch table, some girl is across from me and we're talking(don't remember who it was)
>She asked me if I really asked Cipher on a date, THAT Cipher
>then I was all like, "Heh, yeah...THAT Cipher."
>then there was a girl sitting to my left, idk who it was. Some girl into acting or something. I know this because some other girl come and sat beside her and starting talking about her new acting gig and how hard it is in a bragging way that ticked off the other girl. Was weird but I didn't do anything, I had a date to focus setting up
Then I woke up, have you guys ever had any HSR related dreams bros?

>>534553097
ZZZ relaunched 1 month ago(again) though?

>>534553016
are you retarded? uma came out last month it's literally in its honeymoon phase

>>534553175
love her

>>534553129
Go away, where's Screwy

>>534553009
>Saber sucks so bad LMAOOOO
imagine there are anons here who rolled on that shitty collab character when Phainon mogs them all.

>>534553215
>>534553073
>>534553097
>replying to the metro manila resident

>>534553240
Ugly bland bug eyed brick

>>534553097
>uma just launched on global
Wait they JUST launched global servers? Am I reading this right? Holy shit. This is why chinks have been cleaning house in the gacha world since 2020. What is wrong with japs?

>>534553240
Real PhaiGAWDS (also known as FateGAWDS) rolled both /ourguy/ and Saber HONSEweverbeitly. Tribalistic FRAUDS need not apply and WE thereby disown them from the Phainon Council.

>still 5 days until the beta
this shit is poopyass

>>534552802
>>want to use archer
>>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SPARKLE
Use hanya (shouldve rolled sparkle when she released you homo)
>>want to use saber
>>NOPE YOU DON'T HAVE SUNDAY
Use bronya/ting
Alternatives exist

>>534553325
uma has been jap only since forever, until they got an EN version 3 months ago yes

Yeah because Uma and ZZZ sure are games that run similarly on a mobile platform

I rolled on Redman's cone banner. And I got his cone this way.
I spent 199 rolls in 3.4.

>>534553205
Surtralogi Negro (Zephyro)

Predict the 3.6 beta drama

>>534553325
rule of thumb is to steer clear from japanese gachas unless you intend to invest $0. according to my autistic friend that calcs shit, japanese gachas eos extremely fast, have very greedy gachas, and their devs are not as passionate as they were before 2020. essentially covid destroyed the jp gacha scene and they're not sure it'll ever be revived to its former glory of the kancolle-gbf-fgo trifecta that completely dominated the market

Threadly fun Astronomy facts #1

The closest star system to the Solar system is the Alpha Centauri system. It's a binary system of two Sun-like stars a bit over 4 light years away, and a third component - a small red dwarf, orbiting them at a significant distance.
The main duo of stars are Rigil Kentaurus, from Arabic "foot of the Centaur", who is slightly larger and more massive than Sol, and Toliman, from Arabic "two Ostriches", who is slightly smaller than Sol and also less massive. The third unit, Proxima Centauri (lit. "Closest of the Centaur") is a red dwarf that's really small but very angery and blasts it's surrounding planetary system, if applicable, with radiation making it sterile.
You can observe the main binary pair easily with the naked eye from more southern places on Earth, but it's not visible from any part of Europe. It's in the constellation Centaurus and it represents the foot of the Centaur in the connect-the-dots representation of the constellation in the shape of a Centaur.

>>534553303
Cope
Seethe
Phainon is the most selling banner,
>>534553336
fake
No one here likes Fate.
it's sad that HSR got it and dubbed as the worst event in all gacha game history.

>uma is already dying
>they still manage to beat zzz after 2 relaunches
uhhhhh

>>534552367
lol you wouldnt last a minute

>>534553483
March will be Anaxa tier busted and Elysia slurpers will seethe (despite being her obvious best support soon)
Danny will be shit until E1S1 minimum

posted it again award

Honseing the thread
>>534553520
You don't speak for everyone HONSEAweverbeitly. Poast your PhaiGAWD right now. This better not be a falseflagging troon who wants to sully my self-insert Phainon's reputation.

>>534553531
pokemon tcg died too huh? I remember a couple months ago when people were telling me it'll never drop because it's pokemon and has too many spenders. moral of the story is: all gachas eventually drop no matter what the franchise is

>>534552367
that's what honkai pokemon is for

>>534553573
LighterGOD?

>>534553483
Dan is worthless like Cerydra, March is gimped because Shartlysia.

>>534553381
>Alternatives exist
"No!" I'm tired of waiting months for reruns and being punished for not no lifeing every hoyo game.
I'm done with this credit card swiping /dopamine rush simulator. I'm deleting my account and doing something useful with time starting now.
WHO'S WITH ME

>>534553507
based based based based based
SOUL
/hsrg/ is saved

>>534553608
Dan will be good at E0 like Archer

>>534553573
Why would you pay so much to play in game journalist mode

>>534552624
>>534552781
>>534553037
>>534553208
>>534553336
>>534553629
I thought avatar and signature usage was against the rules

I'd do unspeakable things to March's body

>>534553693
yessir

>>534553660
i grew up with pokemon cards and i never once played with them, i just liked to collect them for the pictures and look at the shiny ones
>>534553751
spamming/flooding

/hsrg/ - Honses and Stallions Racing General

>>534553325
Japs dont aim their shit at the west, which is why they dont have black tier asses like what they did with zzz which ended up killing the entire company
Things like FGO and uma are still completely aimed at japan itself

>>534553741
Preservation is by far the worst path, they're all useless. And I rolled E0S1 Aventurine day one.

>>534553751
tourists don't ever report, janitors are not fucking oracles

>>534553861
Have fun getting banned for reporting

>>534553861
I just know you will do it for me anyway

>7 playable males on Edo Star
Fujohomo WON
Genshin WON
ZZZ Won
Honker LOST

>>534553608
March can't be like Anaxa because she has way higher sales expectations which means part of her kit will be in her eidolons

White Calamity sounds like a honse name

>>534553861
They ignore reports

>>534553850
sure but there's an issue with the japanese market itself, it's imploding in real time. japs have less time to play, less money to spend, and overseas gachas tempt them more than they did 10 years ago. as a result jp gachas can't invest as much money to develop high quality games, and the you get a negative feedback loop

>>534552118
It's a date. Tribbies.

>>534553856
Sigga is fine tho? Just not very useful in the HP meta

>>534553997
all in on Blade: KATANA

>It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>534553997
>>7 playable males on Edo Star
Evidence?
>Honker LOST
But this thread says honker

>>534553861
Someone post the farujanny having like a queue of 100 reports and doing nothing since she was too busy shitposting on /gig/

Castorice Rabu

>they dont go to dates with their bros

>>534554119
Wife of Caelus

Consider honse

>>534552118
I still remember back when people said cipher is worse than jiaoqiu and should be skipped

wheres the content

>>534554117
>she

>>534554201
Cipher sucks yeah

>>534553760
I love girls with hot bodies and plain faces...

>>534554201
only hsrg could be uniquely tarfded enough to think 40% dmg just by being present was a bad thing

>>534553208
How uneventful must your real life be to get HSR dreams.

>>534554203
>wheres the content
>worst patch of HSR because of Fate shits
the only contents we get is shitting on Fate in general

>>534553760
march 7 SEX

>>534554201
>The signs were already there
>Anaxa been dog walking THerta on 2/3 of endgame contents

>>534554343
>the troon still hasn't poasted xir PhaiGAWD
Yup I knew it. It's a falseflagging troon who uses Phainon as an ammo to shit on a franchise he personally dislikes and the cuck silently backs off like a BITCH once asked for proof of being a Phainon fan

>>534554368
>things that never happened

>>534551806
>implying Yunli jills off with swords
That sounds pretty painful.

RAISEN NI AKATSUKI WO

>>534553760
If she's MARCH SEVEN then Evernight is MARCH SEX

>>534554392
You got xim.

>>534554414
Where is march prime

>>534554045
>it's imploding in real time
Japs gachas have always been low quality shit since that is what mobile games have always been supposed to be, they are actually focusing their manpower on actual real games

>>534551806
Why was Yunli using Yanqing's tongue to stab her enemies? Pretty weird.

>>534554392
>>534554481
samefag

>>534554402
check the chart hertabro
>moc = anaxa 0.25 cycles faster than herta on average
>pf = herta 2k more score than anaxa on average
>as = anaxa 100 more score than herta on average
>inb4 uuuh it doesn't count because it's not part of my agenda

>>534554201
Anaxa: 7.49 cycles (WON), 34402, 3506 (WON)
Jobta: 8.05 cycles, 36247 (WON), 3402
Noooticing

There are only 3 males in Edo
>Luocha alt
>Scampo alt
>Blade alt

this general just feels like some mentally ill discord trannies fighting against eachother

zzzbrooooooooooooooos

>feels like

>>534554663
This is what excessive pag pandering does to your game

Wir steigen auf als unser Schicksal sich ausstreckt
Stell’n uns der Dunkelheit, die Prüfung unentdeckt
Wenn Verzweiflung an uns nagt
Macht die Hoffnung uns doch stark woah, w
Jagen den Traum den alle teil’n

Verdeckt, uns’re Sicht
Das Herz erblindet nicht
Narren täuschen dich
Wir zieh’n ins Licht, wir zieh’n ins Licht!

Kopf hoch, schau, die Räder drehen auf
durch Täler tief und Berge hinauf
Voran, hör die Räder singen
Ein ewiger Traum
Kopf hoch, sieh, die Gleise glühen
Durch Täler, Länder wo Schatten wüten
Wir renn’, schreiten voran~

Angesichts von Wut und Angst, weicht manch einer zurück woah
Doch wir stehen ohne Zweifel, der Sieg ist unser Glück

Jeder Sturm zieht auch vorbei
Hast die Hoffnung immer dabei woah
Zerbrich die Ketten und mach dich frei~

Kopf hoch, schau, die Räder drehen auf
durch Täler tief und Berge hinauf
Voran, hör die Räder singen
Ein ewiger Traum
Kopf hoch, sieh, die Gleise glühen
Durch Täler, Länder wo Schatten wüten
Wir renn’, schreiten voran ~

Whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Kopf hoch, im gleichen Rhythmus
Der nächste Halt ist doch schon so nah’
Es kommt, das Land des Lichtes
Erblickt den neuen Tag
Kopf hoch, hör die Räder singen
Sie flüstern dir zu was sie wissen
Hoffnung, verbindet uns~

Entkette deine Träume unter dem Firmament
Vor Gott stehen wir hier, ungetrennt

No more Hyacine

>>534554538
everyone knows there's always this one anon who's always shilling on fate while shitting on ZZZ(for no reason lol, no one even mentioned ZZZ in the first place)
but deep down All HSR players hates the fate franchise and can't wait for 3.5 patch so everyone will forget the 3.4 massive collab failure.

>>534554757
why

>>534554687
>>534554724
good posts

WHICH OF THE NEW BP CONES ARE GOOD I CAN'T DECIDE AAAAAAA

>>534554612
Luocha sent himself to China jail just to meet with the Marshal, he won't be fucking around in Japan

Remember when /hsrg/ made fun of a fat disabled girl?

>>534554840

>>534554619
why don't they just stay in their discord though? why 4chan?

>>534554687
>>534554724
>>534554793
>>534554869

>>534554803
Stop spending money on this game
>>534554793
Because

>>534554840
I mean, the leak that mentioned the Luocha alt even stated that it isn't actually him but Void Archives, so there's that.

Just give me my E0 Brickydra and my free Dan already

>>534554619
I guess it's because there's nothing to talk about so most people simply leave until there's actual content to discuss.
I honestly just open the thread out of habit and that's it

>>534554757

Can we win without GODllum?

>>534554973
the cube and luocha need to link up

>>534555018
Let's ask another scepter

>>534555018
OUR FVARKING MAIN THREE CHARACTERS
>GODlus
>STACYrene
>…and Jobta

>>534554803
imo
Nihility>>Preservation>Harmony>>Abundance>>>>Hunt>Destruction>>>Rememberance>Erudition
All of them are potentially good depending on what you need, but rememberance and erudition are mostly downgrades to the other BP cones of the same path.

>>534554760
So where is your PhaiGAWD's fribbels stats?

>>534554153
You're supposed to call it "hanging out" to keep up appearances

>It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>534554612
three too many

my double crit boots just got murdered

Why was this so controversial? Can someone explain?

>>534554201
Cipher is a brick. Cleared MoC with my e0s0 acheron with Jiaoqiu and Silver Woof.

>but but cipher good with other units
Lel, Cyrene and march replakce her easily, and for feixiao, who cares, moze e6 is still her best battery, just get e1s1 feixiao.

>>534555563
ATK? Who were you gonna give these to?

>uses Phainon as a front to shitfling
>asks xim whether xe even actually owns Phainon (or even plays HSR at all)
>the lil 'roon keeps deflecting
WELL well well well at this point it seems I would have to wait for lil roon to scrounge the archive for a stolen screenshot

>>534555674
DHIL

>>534554538
>AIEEEEEEEE everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
Shut the fuck up low iq pag.

>>534555414
i didnt call it a romantical date, a date is literally just a timepoint where two or more people meet up

>>534555769
>pag
nice self report, you don't need to sign your posts

Still waiting for that fribbels stats btw

this general is filled with copefags that are too invested in obsolete units and are unable to let go
>muh firefly still clears stop saying she's bad
>muh herta
>muh dotbricks aieeeeeee

>>534552272
>>534552272
>>534552272
Please answer I'm not the schizo I swear

> /hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General

>>534555569
Being straight is bad

It's a date, Cyrene

>>534555691
>Proving everyone hates fate and the collab
>M-Muh Post your phainon
How is that related on everyone hating the shitty boomer collab?
does posting my Phainon change the facts that Fate is the shittest franchise and the sole reason why 3.4 isn't peaking like FF or Castorice sales?
take your Meds.

>>534555970
Which honse breed are those?

>>534552272
You won't miss talking to Cyrene, it's permanent content.
You could probably do it in one short sitting anyway, it's not too long

It’s a date, Eden

>>534555582
Not happening. Cipher's advantage is that she's Fast and fully SP positive. There aren't any others that do what she does ANYTIME soon.
Gotta play her in the right team, for example in Hyacine is very good with her because she wants to eat all your SP.

>>534555880
Nice try dawei, not everyone wants to roll every single character

>>534552272
no, you shouldn't do anything

>>534551373
I just E6'd Firefly today thoughbeit?

>>534556067
elyeden won

>>534555569
>Most beautiful girl in the world with some ugly bastard
I don't know, you tell me.

>>534555578

>>534556001
With Caelus

This could be one of the most boring generals on the board and it looks like its filled with a bunch of retarded teenagers
>XDDD girlies trans bi ace pan muh sexuality xDDD
>Omg girlies lets ship characters and fight about it!

he was right

>>534556013
You keep using /ourguy/ as a front to start retarded tribalistic shitpoasting therefore I ask you for proof if you even like the character you poast. So why are you so scared of doing it? You do play HSR and rolled for him like, in your own words, everyone right?

>>534555569
>Shippers mad that Cyrene is being this intimate with TB and not Phainon
>Yurifags/Stellefags mad that Caelus is being shown here rather than Stelle
>Anti self inserters mad that TB is being given a considerable deal of importance here and are thus taking it as a sign that the story is going to start pandering to what they consider to be a subhuman part of the playerbase
Take your pick (I may have missed a few others, mind you).

>>534556124
But thats not sparkle

>>534556049
>>534556103
Cool thanks, I thought she'd go away after turning into a hag next patch. I'll ignore my resins too then

>>534556067

im literally going deaf LMAO

Who get to fuck this all day?

>>534556278
Only Phainon

>>534556261
I said beautiful not std ridden whore.

>>534555970
Comparing this general to pigs is an insult to pigs and you know it.

Am I bricked?

>>534556242

>lil BITCH STILL doesn't want to poast xir PhaiGAWD
Embarrassing as hell. Don't shitpoast in the general of a game you never even installed BITCH. The archive is right there for you to steal fribbel screenshots from yet apparently you are too retarded to do even that. Or too scared of getting exposed, mayhaps. Huge fail

>>534556496
no, it's a huntrbrick cone, will become irrelevant in less than 2 patches

>>534556360
>I said sparkle not cyrene.
You might wanna get the names right bro, its getting confusing

Kot marriage

>>534556594
Cyrene is pure, cope.

Is a dromas a honse?

Nobody cares about your Cipher

>>534556561
Thank you, that's good to know

No one can stop me from riding Mywife like a honse, not even Mydei himself

>>534555018
>we see the heirs helping us fight irontomb in the trailer
>but not herta and screwy
What are they doing again?

>>534556840
They jobbed to Lygus body #1648493

What do you think this lil roon >>534556013 is doing right now bros? Scrounging archives, hoyolab and social medial for stolen screenshots? Contacting xir troon buddies to screenshot their fribbels stats for xim to steal? Thoughts on honses?

>>534556816
Shay says this

>>534556772

I just started the fate collab, how long is it?

>>534556840
Herta jobbed to a random black tide monster and died, Screwllum is the ruler of an entire planet and he's too busy for this shit

>>534557106
3-4 hours

I love HSR, ZZZ and Fate. I think people who shit on them are losers.
>>534557106
Story + event is around 5 hours.

Let's talk about Parmesan Teriyaki

>>534556772
what the fuck is that detailed filenaming system

I thought /hsrg/ was joking when they say majority of shitpoasters don't play the game but apparently it's true. What compels someone to engage in tribalism over games xe never installed? Sounds like massive troon moment to me

http://poal.me/ifin0a

>>534557261

Surely Cerydra banner will be carried by Furinachads, right?

>>534557219
Phainon alway trigger my primal desire. Literally rapebait

>Furina
>Chads
Most of her fans are women tho.

Well it's time for me to walk my dog. Don't forget to HONSE, STUD and most importantly RAIL while I'm away /hsrg/!

>>534557351
Yes, i remember tons of anons getting her E6

>>534557179
>Fate
Look at this loser

>>534557485
Hi Klara.

>>534557421
good thing you said most and not all

>>534555880
They’re fine
…With eidolons

Drink up, bwo!

>>534556772
The event wasn't even bad, nor did it take long to do. Holy fucking shit, drama tubers are insufferable.

>>534557351
I'm only doing a single 10 roll on Cerydra's banner since I don't have or plan on ever getting Phainon or Anaxa.

This is what I call improvement.

>>534557736
looking good

>>534556772
>rolling Castorice
>hating awoo firm
Yikes

>>534557736
I wish we get this... The dress in the PV looks like a discount version of Robin's robe.

>caelus art
wow all these women love me!
>stelle art
ridiculous degenerate sexual pervert/scat/piss drinking slop

>>534557825
Stop posting this image. It just makes me depressed that under modern societal rules I can never have sex with a Hebe in her prime sexo state and then continue having sex with her as she starts growing up and gradually becomes a hag... all because I missed my chance to bang 13-15 year olds while I was under 18 myself, what a gay world we live in

>>534557948
https://files.catbox.moe/bl7don.jpg
Trukananooka.

>>534557948
All the Stelle art I see is her getting ravaged by Phainon, Mydei, Sunday, Ratio, Aventurine

zzz... flopped...

>Space Pag "art"

>>534558037
>Mydei
Post it

>>534557948
The yuri/futa stuff at least because it's all made by troons

>>534557948
here you are

>>534558080
https://x.com/Stars4993/status/1915253588613619845

>>534557948
So basically, you're implying that nobody here actually likes TB.

>>534557985
It's not even laws stopping you. They wouldn't want you in the first place.

>>534557985
>haven't had sex while not being 18 yet
>still haven't had sex at 28
Haha...

>>534557948
Nah.

>>534558280
TB not a real character unlike Lumine, Aether, Belle or Wise

>>534557601
Don't worry I know a guy or two who C6 her. They also C6 Chiori for some reason.

he's literally the most fun character to play in the game, imagine having skipped him

>>534556067
>>534556269
Is Mei in this event?

>>534556772
Not as endearing and soulful as Cake Cats. Chimeras = Dumplings.

>>534557985
I have no attraction to children and can't fathom being attracted to one. I had a gf that was 18 and she had a full mature body with wide hips and a tight ass.

Just go for 18 year olds

>>534558280
>bland design
>personality ranges from blank nothing to retarded meme spouting zoomer
>basically never does anything of note
>every "relationship" they have is artificial due to not being a real character
There's nothing to like about TB.

I love my wives Firefly Castorice March
I am soon going to welcome my future wife Cyrene

>>534558383
'rina is my only and probably last C6 from jenshin

>>534557985
>modern societal rules
What's stopping you from going to a 3rd world cunt where that's not the case?

>>534558495
We know Caelus

>>534558539
okay Yuria.

>>534558469
You type like a woman

>>534557948
TRVKE

>>534558495
On sait deja, Caelus

>>534558409
Anaxa SP when
I need another one

>>534558469
> I had a gf that was 18 and she had a full mature body with wide hips and a tight ass.
I have had sex once in my life, and it was with a girl that was 17 about to turn 18 in half a year, but it just isn't the same. Other than her speaking in "frfr ongong bet no cap rizz gyatt" I wouldn't have been able to tell she was younger than me, and I was 21 at the time.
The sex wasn't even good, probably because of the guilt that she was a friend's ex girlfriend and they had just broke up, and I knew I was doing some fucked up shit...

>>534558554
Probably doesn't want to get stabbed in a favela.

>Estela

>>534547806
>hoyo thinks men should use pink
is hoyo woke?

>>534558849
>The cute color means that you have no intention to hurt others
read retard, they assosiate pink with sissies who don't want to hurt people

>>534555569
Elysia never did something on this level with anyone btw

>>534559029
she rubbed Mei's horns, that count?

>>534558987
>they want men to be submissive little bitches
mihoyo is woke

>>534558849
pink has been for men for years

>>534558603

>Yuria is the seeleschizo
It all makes sense now

>seeleschizo
>singular
there are many of us

>seeleschizo
>singular
there are many of us

>he's nyooticing
Uh oh, schizonoticerschizo melty!

>>534558453
The cake cats were incredibly cute in how stupid they were. And I loved the progress report DMs that you got after clearing the event (I imagine you got these as event progressed when it first went live?) detailing all the silly stuff they did.
Chimeras are also cute, but they have more of smart smugness to them.

noticercord melty

>>534557948
Yeah fem mc art is always cringe

The face of mihoyo

>>534559571
nothing wrong with some cringe

Acheron owes me sex

Men are not meant to wear pink
Pink is a woman's colour

>>534558816
Didn’t Japan just recently raise the age of consent from 13 to 16.

>>534559629
Why is her thighs so fat

>>534559679
I wore a light~ish pink shirt and I smashed a girl some days ago when I went out with her to a bar.
checkmate.

I saw a crab and a cuttlefish at the beach today
I wanna go to Lushaka bros

Women are not meant to wear heels, make-up, skirts, vote, etc.
Fuck modern society and what they stole from us.

>>534559629
They're in meltdown now, just wait til she actually gets shilled.

Don't forget to sex your snake

>>534559851
>beach
I hate going there because I'm fat.

>>534553210
What does this means? How do you relaunch a game?

>>534556816
The lust of a K(h)aslana can never be denied.

Every morning I wake up, I start physically shaking and crying that I am a worm
If I could, I would never choose to be a worm
I look outside the window, half of the people are worms
Fuck this gay world that panders to women

>>534559883
no make up would make at least 70-80% of modern women undesirable, men would literally prefer to be alone forever than get laid. global population would keep going down and governments would then force you to marry literally anyone and have kids so you can keep civilization intact

>>534560132
we know, Hertaschizo.

>>534560132
post more beach ellie, bwo

>>534559924
爱门

>Yuriacord raid
Bye bye.

>>534560646
no, this is cyrene

>>534559953
She literally can’t get pregnant

>only one person can like miss pink

asked a cute waitress for her socials and got shot down
really hard to tell if a girl is flirting with you or just being nice when she works in the service industry

Honkai:Star Rail

>>534560705
you aren't sexing her hard enough then

https://files.catbox.moe/l960vd.mp4

>>534561024
sauce?

>>534561024
>>534560897
Hot

>>534560213

>>534560859
Why would you talk to 3DPD in the first place?

>>534561208
>>534561208
SEX

>>534560073
Like this

>>534560859
>service industry
They're being nice, it's just a job

>>534561024
Please use a QQ picture next time so I know what to expect

>>534559029
>Elysia is yuri jesus look how she moved her cupcake near Eden cupcake. That's soooo gay. They are lesbians 100%
>Cyrene had basically a fade to black kiss scene, with cheek caressing and intertwined fingers, while wearing something that looks like a wedding ring?
>Uhhhhh, that's very platonic, it's basically like saying hello. Nothing special

>>534560859
Ooof. I asked a cute server for her number once at a pool hall/bar place after being pushed by a friend. Near the end, I stopped her in the middle of walking away and told her I thought she was cute and if I could have her number. Saw her think about it for a moment and said give me a second and walked away. Thought I was fucked. But then she came back with some ripped receipt paper and her number on it. Too bad I was too chicken shit to actually call or text her. I pegged myself at a 60/40 chance of success. If you got shot down hard, did you go in thinking it was a long shot or that you had a decent chance?

BITCOIN IS PUMPING!

we have numerous hot women in the game but only Firefly and Sparkle get any doujins, whats up with that?

>>534561889

>>534561889
no one cares about this bitch anymore

>>534561024

Cyrene to Phainon every night.

>>534561998
mem taking this kind of picture everyday in amphoreus btw

>>534561984
There are Cipher, Aglaea, Rice and Cyrene doujin already.

>>534561984

What's the counter agaisnt the x2 health bosses in the Fate event? Juste take the lose and hope you scale enough?

Did they rug-pull people who rolled for this cone? The new BP cone increases Break Damage by 24%, but the only one who can use it is RM, since HMC is better off with DDD

is the fate event permanent

Cyrene loves Caelus

>>534561874
I always take my shot, even if I’ve been rejected a bunch of times. It’s just a numbers game, haha...

>>534562309
The BP cone barely does anything though, as that multiplier is already fairly heavily built in break teams.
The bonus SP of her sig, and bonus energy per wave change, isn't really worse. But yeah, this cone wasn't made with break teams in mind.

>>534562235
I like the idea, but too bad it's not drawn well enough for my taste

>>534561889
If Firefly is Bitcoin and Castorice is Etherium what is Cyrene?

>>534558453
chimeras are fuckable so they're more popular

>>534562463
no, do it before next patch

>>534561984
There's at least one Tingyun SPH doujin already.

>>534562546
??? break dmg boost literally doesn't exist anywhere other than on fugue e4 and a singular su blessing. it's one of the stronger bp cones

>>534559629
surely we're getting a cyrene skin on her release like zzz

>>534558409
Not rolling Sunday or Huo Huo.

E6 Firefly doesn't feel like that much of an upgrade over E2

>>534562594
Doge

>>534558383
VIVIAN IS THE MOST DOGSHIT HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE

TOP 3 WORST CHARACTER (UPDATED)

1 - DOGSHIT VIVIAN
2 - CYRENE
3 - PHAINON

WE HATE DOGSHIT VIVIAN HERE

SHIT CHARACTER

TOP 7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE DOGSHIT TOO

1 - DOGSHIT WRITING
2 - DOGSHIT DESIGN
3 - DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY
4 - DOGSHIT VOICE
5 - DOGSHIT FACTION
6 - DOGSHIT FANS
7 - DOGSHIT DOGSHIT

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS MILLIONS OF HATERS, I'M ONE OF THEM

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS JUST ONE HATER, THAT'S ME

IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS NO HATERS, I'M NO LONGER HERE

IF THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST DOGSHIT VIVIAN, I'M AGAINST THE WORLD.

>>534561984
>japanese doujin
Japanese artists are literally under nexon's payroll
Dont make me post the image

>>534561498
>not expecting degeneracy from stellekeks

>>534562546
>>534562715
only Lingsha and Gallagher have it, but yea it's pretty rare. it's basically vuln multiplier for break damage

Weekend warriors, how long for Fate story and event and birds miltiplayer?

>>534562823
don't trigger the bagtroon please

>>534562835
oh wait I'm wrong. it's a DMG boost for ally.
Only FF and E4 Fugue have it

>>534562835
no, it is not vuln

it is break dmg boost, it's a separate multiplier from vuln. the reason why you haven't even noticed it's a separate multiplier is that it is THAT rare

ever wondered why there are 2 break dmg 1star blessings, but one says dmg taken and one says dmg dealt? yeah they are different multipliers

Is anyone else getting increasingly cautious lately?

>>534562681
i really have no motivation to do it

>>534562974
no, ff is also using the vuln multiplier on her ult despite the wording

>>534562463
story and combat are permanent but it has limited rewards like every event, banners last a long ass time