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My Husband
aye bruh how long till tekkino
season 2 pass is esily the worst season of tekken dlc ever
>tatted online whore
he dodged a bullet
Xiaoyu was redesigned in S2 as a death by a thousand cuts low damage aggressive Chinese girl
Do you enjoy her new character identity gameplay concept?
>>534558042>death by a thousand cuts low damagethat's my style, maybe i should try her
>>534558105hope you like losing because poking absolutely sucks in the current state of the game
More like death by a thousand 5050
gm is the best lee chaolan in history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDUdGW7rMHU
Metroid Prime 4 will make me pregnant
...a beast, an abomination, an insult to god, blasphemy upon that which is pure, the pinnacle of unholiness.
samus, sarah, sarah's daughter, jill retconnect and last and specially least....Nina kek
metroids mid I dropped most of them
I'm hideous
when strangers see my face, some react with cruel mockery, others with genuine horror
>>534560107>jill retconnectfuck I forgot about that one lmfao
Kazuya should get cute little sidekick gf
the promotion and then tekken 6
>>534561356The industrial revolution and its consequences
>>534561356Asuka's tits are too small.
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Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Reina!
>>534563140that’s not reina
whatcha listenin to, /tekgen/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8uEsM6z2o
When I tell people about my life it ruins their day
>>534563995>Jin raping LidiaXiaoyu sisters...
>>534563702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lnbj812TYM
Big ups to Joe Crush
Shouldn’t have upset your hole publicly because she just ran to Twitter to try to get clout. Next time just dump her 1 on 1. She is an onlyfans cosplayer my nigga she is literally dirt. Ignore these sexless incels talking shit. Fuck that bitch. Do you.
Even after playing Street Fighter 6 multiple days in a row
Tekken 8 is still the worst fighting game somehow
>>534563995the devil gene makes him attracted to the Gweilo
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internet whore wants to be treated as a person kek
>women
>>534566254>guys i have feelings>pls pay 5 bucks to see me shove a horse dildo in my holes>but stop treating me like im an object>sub to my OF thoschizophrenia be up in this joint
>>534566254yeah thats a bullet dodged
>>534566254all women are whores (except my mom)
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>>534542495i don't get how he got that in the first place
like, hes fat, not good looking, he's a tekken pro player so i doubt he's swimming in cash, how does he even pull her in the first place?
>check twitter
>theyre making miary look indian and people are happy about it
get cancer you stupid cunts
>>534567002she is mid asf pal have some fucking standards for fuck sake
>>534567132yes, i am
fuck these stupipd fucking monkeys ruining everything
>>534567002most incel post of the day.
>>534567002some chicks like fat dudes
also she has some issues like body image issues so it just goes to show
>>534567206her gameplay will be unga bunga 50/50 and t8 will still be shit in 3 years so im not sure what there is to care about this character
>>534567380this game is only a screenshot sim now and theyre fucking that up too
>>534566254FGC is dead to me
>>534567481>this game is only a screenshot simkek true.
le coaching is le illegal/legal debate is le gay
>>534567481mods are your friend
devs are incompetent in all aspects, gameplay, visuals, even marketing
my gaymen pc died
I blame mashen 8
>>534567654that's just bum ass niggas venting because they suck and need to cope. coaching should be banned because it wastes time.
>>534567114She is like a 6-7
Joe is like a 1
Theres still a gap
>>534567990shes a 4 pal you just ugly as fuck
>>534568156Nah for a woman to be under 5 she has to be either fat or legit disfigured, she's p fine and you're just coping and probably fat irl too.
don't know about anon's mom......
>>534557716>tekkinooxymoron
Titty rape mai while shoving horse dildo in her ass
>>534569390Calm down Juri.
if sega made another dreamcast I would buy it
>>534569531and with the same retarded ass controller.
if they remade tekkino 8 I would buy it
>>534566254>thinks its an fgc exclusive problem where they treat OF girls like subhuman sex objectspoor naive girl
>>534570036she didn't say that at all.
wtf
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>family orders pizza
>delivery guy ends up missing
never come to nebraska, nothing good happens here.
did cuddlecore say something about this?
Why does it feel like people are treating Joe worse than Shinblade
shinblade is a honest steve main
enough with the sanctimonious, holier than thou, moral high ground
>>534570306did you shoot him for that?
shinblade bit my dog in the shin
do you think joe is crying right now?
Dont really care I just want to know if that joe was trying to marry a tranny. I cant get a clear answer
joecrush should go to meats out podcast. honestly GMFizzle, Joe Budden, Joe Crusher, Shinblade should make their own parallel FGC
Numale counterhit vs muslim shooter
>banned from EWC's Youtube channel for asking why there aren't women in the EWC venue
lmao wtf actually
>"I think I now feel like Steve and devil jin player"
JDCR didn't like the Armor King trailer...
As a sexual degenerate attentionwhore i side with the biatch. All my power to the lil onlyfans gup. That is my unironic take on the mattah XD. Whatever she'll get over it.
>>534572184wait until you find out no one in the crows plays Tekken or any game
https://x.com/FeistyPhoenix_/status/1953846231060684826
https://x.com/FeistyPhoenix_/status/1953846231060684826
Did they cook with this one?
>>534572391>Christie sneak blud...
>>534572594based pusyposter.
qudans has really adapted the mash
by playing the legacy rushdown monkey ape that has 0 execution now for 30 years
>man who made it his career to spam uf4 and launching hellsweeps is adapting to mashen 8
you dont say
>qudans is a historical masher history revisionism
B-bros does saint have cancer...
what tournament is today?
aruu vs mainman off stream
paki rape gangs x kkokkoma
this will be like 2 hours max it's already 30% of the way through, they skipped a bunch of boring matches so whatever
why didn't markman just give out more sticks and build a harem with aruu and mizzie
>>534573524BLAST Premier Bounty
sneed is streaming too? wtf?
>play honest tekken instead of mashing
>lose
wtf I thought sandniggers were good
Unironically that was a good match
>>534563702THREAD THEME of course
https://youtu.be/FLwxEqUa_gg?si=8xla135nM0-JmOkH
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sneed talbmout this being torture
tekken players when the match starts (the opponents character entered a fighting stance)
They told me b1+2 was unusable trash now
only shadow picks claudio to press nothing for 3 rounds straight
Qasim Meer is like Pakistani Chanel
switch the Q with the M lol
Doesn't shadow know the Zafina matchup
>JoeCrush is filtered on EWC twitch chat
Wtf
why don't your crush your skull instead? leave the guy alone
Wait then whose dick was she jorking in that vid???
mai
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>>534576493Kazuya and Reina
You guys saying the arab money will dry was pretty funny ngl
this is actually the worst newcomer roster of all time
>>534576815Bruce and Baek mog all of the DLC characters Tekken has had since 7
>>534576950Back to the retirement home boom boom it's almost time for your meds and bed
>>534576815weird picture of Tekken 5 or 6
>>534576815i bet no one here can even remember 7's newcomers that weren't Kazumi
>>534577257Rakki is universally love
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>>534577257>no one remembers akumau srs brother
>>534577314Wtf why was ulsan disqualified
>>534576428tip for you niggas
if she says "i dont do that""ive never done that"
she does. and often
>>534577359only counting the base arcade version and not DLC
I remember when lucky Chloe was announced
>>534577314yagami got this
>>534577314>1x NA>2x EUAtflantic bruvs...
>>534577257Josie, Katarina, Gyigas, Master Raven, Noctis, Geese, Gouki, Negan, Eliza, Fuckcumram, Leroy, Lucky Chloe, Claudio, Shaheen and those are all I remember off the top of my head.
Did I miss any? I really can't remember anybody else.
how do a person even get to this point?
>>534577640>Josie>Katarina>Gyigas>Master Raven>Shaheen>Lucky Chloetruly the dark ages of Tekken characters
>>534577701Jesus, just go to a beach and ask some random guy with a fishing rod what he's doing
Instant friendship
>>534577701Is this a tranny or not?
it's hilarious how no one but Arslan does lows in this game at high level
Out of all the games to get good at why did I pick this one
why is obama commentating on dial-up
blud thinks he's nice at tekken
>>534577701and now realize that those are the people calling chronically online incels
and what's wrong with that? you're not one so why do you care?
>>534578018come to Siege X with me bruv
but i am one i am that terminally online incel
no one even watching ewc
what does murray have to say for himself
i woke up early to watch ewc but im playing my bushin kazuya instead
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>mostly bikini photos
>have never done that
there are literally videos of her fucking for money and fucking herself with huge dildos
why are women like this?
>I don't want to see any person involved in the FGC actually ever again
smart girl, time to settle down with a white cuck.
>>534558060Mike please ..
Was this a recent stream?
shadow went 0-6 in sets to directly qualify for ewc
>>534577257Sneegan cannot be forgotten.
shadow is a genelet he never performs when it matters
what do you think of my new haircut guys? pretty nice huh
>>534579509https://files.catbox.moe/lkvdv0.mp4
>Find 19win smurf named "Tekken 8 sucks"
>Find their steam and google them
>They're on reddit asking how to get unemployment benefits
L M A O
>>534580030if based means the biggest collection of dysgenic 30-40 year old failed normies with nothing going on in their lives then yeah it's pretty based
>>534579453>guys im not a narc>does textbook narcissist shitwomen do shit like that because they think they are the smartest in the room since if anyone disagrees with her, she will call them names and be instantly supported by her simps thus winning the social status game
it's pure psychopathy at that point
you forgot brown but otherwise yes that is the meaning
>>534578863it's late in japan murray is asleep dreaming of his next character design
>>534580160I have never seen a woman in my life before, not even my mom, and this is the hottest shit ever
>Find a no win player named "I love Tekken 8"
>Find their steam and Google them
>Doesn't have Reddit or twitter
>Has Facebook account where he posts about how much he loves his family and his life
>>534580160where is the anime face filter
>>534580160people pay for this? shit production quality also that face filter is horrendous
she cute tho
>>534580160Uhm she said she didn't fuck men in her fansly and last time I checked dildos arent men chud
>>534580904she posted sex vids on fansly, just under her previous name
>>534580160>just showed shit up her hole for 2 minutes while doing facesreally goes to show women have no standards, no taste, so sense for aesthetics, don't grasp the concept of the eros and never will
this cunt really thought her looks alone would carry her
it doesn't even get me a chub, that video makes me question who she mains, which would explain her utter mediocrity
>>534579453who is this woman? is this joe's ex-fiancee? i'm so drunk and confused
>>534581631Tekken 8 lowers your IQ.
>>534581221not very entertaining mate. just here to call out her lies
https://files.catbox.moe/m3m7iy.mp4
kazuyas genuinely unplayable
everyone is so old now...
>>534579453>is a whore>treating me like I'm not a person and in fact an objectShe knows where she works, right?
>Devil Jin and Paul in Grand Finals
wtf
>>534582189Which Tekken girl would do this
>>534582189cant even see anything
>>534582567>watching tekken tournamentsbro... lol
couple 2
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>>534582189people pay for this
>>534580719baby donk's tiny 4'11 body Plato was right women can't compete
>>534582780what are you doing right now, ya big loser, we know you're losing
god damn what is that paul
numan has always been the paki secret boss
numan looks like he could beat up arslan
is deathfist unpunishable for devil jin? ff2 probably doesn't reach
The Korean fears the Pakistani
>>534583752T7 all over again with panda's ff2
Devil Jin uf1 is extremely bullshit and I'm glad he lost
remember when obama spent 6 months trashing tekken 8 before picking up every commentary gig possible because the tekken community has no standards
if numan sticks with paul then i might actually root for him in EWC
>>534583752You can punish deathfist with uf3+4, b23, electric but it all depends on the distance i don't think devil jin has a perfect punish for deathfist
>>534580160didnt affect my blood flow at all. skank.
>>534582189Wow. She doesn't even look like she's enjoying herself. She must be on her meds. I loled at the brown hand.
I feel like amateur porn like this is cringe, more shady, more pathetic than anything pro. It's not even good. She has mental issues. Once again, tattoos are such an easy red flag.
https://x.com/Runabayo/status/1954161469592907976
good! good! good!
why did they ruin all of devil jin's mids
>women in men's spaces.jpg
didnt watch let me guess qudans got mashed out by the pakimasher
actually numan just punished him a lot until he died
It's Time for Men bros...
it's over.
https://x.com/Runabayo/status/1954222556614914509
>>534584047he won't hei is just amazing vs steve and paul is good vs hei, dvj is just trash. qudans needs kazuya as a secondary for hei.
>>534582189of course joe crush cheated
imagine dating an onlyfans whore with this body. what the fuck is the point?
>>534584621somehow yeah, she has never done this though
https://files.catbox.moe/1o8ddz.mp4
i watched 12 minutes of lcq
>>534584896Holy based. I hate the AW nigger with doggo.
>>534584896he got ratio'd by the whore, the whole edgy 4chan guy act is kind of cringe
>>534584896>>534585451>check his twatter>he's a turkroach yeah i'm not taking his side no matter what
>>534585451>the one with the most likes is the one who's rightkill yourself
>>534585257Weak BJ skills. She's like a mechanical broken doll inside that seeks these little sexual highs like a drug addict.
>>534584896this dude is such a faggot, i hate pet owners
someone should remind him his stupidass dog is going to be dead on the floor in 7 years or some shit
>>534585643we know it's you slade, nobody likes people from Turkey, you've lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAQKI3JICvY
I'd like to collab with runa.
>>534585643idk man 600 likes to 11, nigga got atomized
>>534585712please don't shoot up a school.
When Kazuya knocks you down he's put in a oki vortex of:
>spring kick
>toe kick
>tech roll evading everything
>tech roll hopkick
>tech roll throw
>tech roll df2
>tech roll duck
>tech roll stand
>stay on the ground
Every time Kazuya knocks you down he has to guess for his life on defense. It's an advantageous situation for the defender. The most optimal option for Kazuya is to wait for you to stand up and give up his turn.
Thinking of getting into T8 because the fighting game I currently play is super duper ass and is likely never going to improve in a meaningful way.
How is Azucena?
They're too far away. Plus it loses to tech roll into hopkick for example. Most of the time a toe kick or kip up will counterhit it too.
>>534586629stop larping retard
>>534586629Azucena is actually the fifth strongest character in the roster according to the raw data
Tekken players will act like josie and lucky Chloe ruined tekken and then go around and make fakh the most played character in the game 2 patches in a row
>my fingers hurt
>even the lowliest of noobies that punish hellsweep with throws guess right on my hellsweep every time
KazuyaSaarstars this is looking bleak
>>534586782Are there resources for learning about the characters in depth besides the wiki? I haven't played Tekken since 5DR.
>>534586252i would never hurt anyone, i love life and other humans
Thinking about getting into T8, used to mash with King during Tekken 2 days, what do you guys think?
>>534586965tekken docs and youtube
>>534586986surely you don't mean symphony of the night
>my fingers hurt
>even the lowliest of noobies that punish hellsweep with throws guess right on my hellsweep every time
KazuyaSaarstars this is looking bleak
Forgot image
I may have to learn real combos and get good at electrics and wave dash to make it
But that would hurt my fingers in theory so I may have to keep playing like a noobie or straight up drop the character
>>534587218you were supposed to play king and RDC every round
>>534587198I do, games mid I dropped it. Every other game in the metroidvania series is better.
>>534587326i went on a 5 game winstreak with comboless byron at kishin. my king is atrocious and dropped to mid way through raijin xD. king is weird as fuck. but yeah we'll see. is RDC easy to use?
Konami released another Castlevania game?
>>534587452idk but everytime i get hit by it, it tilts me off the planet
honestly, I take the label off, I can hardly tell the difference
I honestly keep forgetting Shaheen exists. Anyone else?
>>534587767I'm an arab so I main him
tekken female characters are too generic, just look at how interesting shaheen is
the lesson is Tekken characters are dogshit, all genders
>>534587364All the DS Castlevania games are much better than SoTN. People hype that one because it was a rare PS1 / Saturn game.
Gameplay is meh, level design is meh and bosses are shit.
PoR is my favorite.
>>534587767after AK fell off in season 2, he's easy to forget
No thanks. I'm playing Battlefield 6 and Rainbow 6
>>534588057I didn't actually drop the game (I've beat 3 versions of it) but it's shit. I hate it. Gameplay wise I like hod the best but the castle and bosses suck so I don't like that game much either (I love the grimy soundtrack too). All around aos or ooe, I can go either way. PoR has that unmatched final boss though.
>>534585257surely there's one that isnt garbage
>>534566254She is right about the FGC btw. don't care about the rest
pure data driven tier list, no bias from tournament placings, win rates or actual playing of the game
Yeah Anna is surely C tier
>>534589663A year ago Yoshi was super top tier.
What happened?
>>534590641season 2 was basically a washing machine, it washed a lot of characters and players alike
Yoshi will never be bad in a game this aggressive
STOP JUDGING HER PUBLICLY AVAILABLE PERSONA CHUDS
>0 Americans in EWC last year
>only one this year
it's never been more over for NA. Washed jimmy is still the best american kek
>>534591097>girl shows her holes to thousands of men and drains their balls>guy sends sexual messages to a girl once and now he's hitler
>>534591097>this isn't okay but telling chaircrush to kill himself isall over an instagram dm btw
>>534591494>thousands of men and drains their ballsi want to start doing this
Why'd they even go public? Was there any need for this to be public? Now they both are just getting shit relentlessly by terminally online people and incels, what a bunch of retards just keep it private.
>>534585257Am I watching chair crush joe getting sucked off by a tranny?
explain to me why joe is so fat? i can't understand
>>534591863You eat more calories than your body uses.
crusher plays jack that's why
how on earth do you open an onlyfans and post videos of yourself having sex, going ham with a dildo, and then deny being a narcississist and a whore? legitimately just completely baffled by the logic.
>>534591980ok but wouldn't his body burn more calories due to being harder to move around? so in theory, the fatter he gets, the more calories he burns, no?
>>534591980and drink
americans love buying soda bottles bigger than anything that exists outside
>thousands
no way that ugly bitch pulls more than 100 losers
>>534591252but the number of NA players in ewc increased by 1 this year?
>>53459186330 hour tekken sessions literally make you fatter
>>534592073You're right but fatties keep overeating more than they need for example with
>>534592089
I'd pay millions for one shion pic
>>534592073thats the neat part, you dont move around
>>534592506you can't even buy her something off her amazon wishlist...
>>534593240she can ask harada for that
might be the biggest personal scandal to rock the Tekken community since Arslan married his cousin
>low inhibition fat guy marries a prostitute
>cheats on her
Why is this a scandal?
>>534592506Stay away from her.
What he did wasn't really cheating, announcing it as such was an uber retard move. Attempting to cheat? Maybe, but still way different
this would never happen to murray because he's a chad
ma nigga you been with a nigga a month and he's messaging other people to fuck that's insane lol
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>malds when people ask if shes a guy
>has this on her profile and previously larped as a mtf for goodgoy asspats
completely fucking baffled rn
arslan dodging the money match due to being muslim was still the funniest recent moment
>>534594154shirley masturbating for any man on the internet who wants to see it counts as cheating more than dming someone???
>>534594452no the chaircrush gurf
>>534585674Speaking of broken things, JoeCrush's chair.
tekken community gatekeeps bitches instead of akuma and clive players ffs
everythings going perfectly according to plan...
The girl he messaged? Harada in a dress. Goodbye cracker...
>>534594265the more i see of this hoe the more i understand why joe wanted out
proposing was an insane move though
>>534593595He did??? Wait Arslan did that?
>>534593595
>you consent to your wife being a whore online
>your wife doesn't consent on you cheating
>you cheat
>it's the wife's fault
He broke the contract. You can argue it was a terrible contract, but he was the one to break it.
>>534594265yeah something's not right with her
>>534594265I remember when she was a guilty gear TO and would exclusively go by he/him and would ask that if people complimented her, then to use "handsome"
does tekken board game require friends to play?
im a firm believer that tech rolls are in need of nerfs
what's wrong with being mentally ill
>>534595386we don't know what their relationship actually looked like
he could've loved the cuck lifestyle or they could've had constant arguments over it with her manipulating him
what we do know is that she's a whore
>>534595386You're right, but it's basically impossible to respect the contract or feel bad for her given how ridiculous and lopsided it was. Chaircrush is a total fucking dumbass ofc, "low inhibition" like another anon here said is the perfect way to describe him.
>>534595579This style of posting is exactly like that now-deleted chaircrush X post. Coincidence?
>>534595386true, but if you're going to be a whore online then don't expect to have loving committed relationships because you'll only ever attract mentally unstable men and crying about them cheating on you for the entire community to view in 4k just shows how deluded you are, as well as how little self control you have over your own personal situations
>>534596218The I should kms gets me every time.
>>534596218seriously this reads exactly like the kind of self-hate shitposts you see here in tekgen.
>loser anon was joe all along
>>534596218>that last replyHow could anything he does embarrass her more than what she's already doing
we have to help him bros. he's just like me
>finally get gf
>it's some slut with schizophrenia
lol
lmfao
>>534596440his fiance got a hold of his twitter and posted it
>the guy constantly posting about how he was rejected from mcdonalds and cant get a job was joe
>>534596538didn't you know that being a whore is empowering, sorry i meant sex work
>>534596218JOE IT'S NOT WORTH IT
JUST DUMP HER ASS AND MOVE ON
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>i'm leaving the fgc and never coming back!!!
>was not known in the fgc apart from fucking a mid-tier player and contributed nothing
why did she meant by these?
gotten plugged twice on kazuya in one day that's interesting lmao
joecrush is always welcome here
>>534596685so what you're saying is that the gf is actually the self-hate shitposter here
>>534596946it’s someone on their computer besmirching anon’s good name
>>5345962184 days lolollll and then regrets it
akira will never cheat on me
imagine if you guys discussed videogames, if tekken had any
>>534596805you're supposed to beg for her to stay
virtua fighter 6 isn't out yet
new vf news next month but first we're playing shinobi
i feel like all i really play nowadays is shitty idle games while listening to youtube or podcasts in the background
>>534597192oh dude I love that movie.
>>534597293THANK YOU for this information
tekken 8 so bad this is the only content worth talking about
>>534597192hope they add Kazumi, this game SUCKS
>>534597373hello adhdfren
hq720
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>>534597667fine i'll just keep talking about e-whore drama again instead then
chatgpt 5 flopped harder than tekken 8
>>534597601i really don't have that. i just feel like everything is garbage nowadays. but i also don't feel like just replaying old favorites all day because that feels too stagnating
i dunno bro. such is life
god i wish reina brapped in my face bros
Wife
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lets talk about trad wives
Let’s talk about hot wives. Specifically Lili.
i want to smack every single devil jin player who has the gall to say he's bad
lets talk about the actual, indisputable perfect female phenotype
that's right
oppai loli tomboy
>>534598294Lili is not married.
I love my hot wife Lili as she fucks another man while I watch :3
>>534598294what if Lili needed a kidney and you were her creepy neighbor, and ended up being the donor of last resort and she still wouldn't sleep with you?
>>534598627That’s ok. As long as I get to watch :3
The only explanation for my string of failures is gangstalking. There's no possible way you can fail as much as I do.
>>534597361>outsourced to westoid devsdropped. yes sor4 was a lot of fun, but the fact it was made by filthy westoids still left a bad taste in my mouth
>>534599434its ok joe you're better off without her
go mog some people on ranked and you'll feel better soon
>>534597894we're all on grok now.
It's been a very Kazakhstani day today
tekken community rules, do not say the n word, do not cheat on your fiance, do not steal money from other players wallets while they're not looking, do not disrespect older korean players by not using the correct honorific title
do not walk up to michael murray and ask him to fix kazuya nigga
the street fighter mental asylum stage?
>>534600621They fucked up Sarah, she is so ugly in this game. Holy shit what a downgrade. And what is this outfit. This is not her original latex suit.
one man is walking away with a quarter of a million dollars
>>534598174All vidya girls exist to promote a product and serve the whims of the shareholders - they are thots. Stella and Pai Chan WILL be promotion the new Karate Kid movie and they WILL have a KFC promo where they try to sell you chicken wings.
>>534600973you guys loved it when the horse girls did that tho
>>534600947that's it? i thought saudis got money
>>534600801that's not sarah thoever
I dont see the counterplay to Azucena or Clive's running 3,2 and running 2. I think they should be steppable like Dragunov's.
>>534600801it's not sarah, and she doesn't look ugly at all.
>>534601117Imagining all women being playful ho's on the inside is a fetish of mine, so these girls being ready to drop their panties on a dime works for me.
>>534600947arslan takes it
>>534601607She is super ugly. Tranny face for a game that will have 500 players after 2 weeks.
>>534600947after the embarrassment koreans handed pakis last year i'm almost certain the TOs are going to rig it
saudis hate pissi cuccitini rigging tournaments
it's ronaldo (knee) time now
SIUUUUUUUU
>>534566904why did they change it?
a simple tech roll means that as kazuya i have to wave dash 4 times instead of 1 just to realign
>>534601774depends on if he meets KingReyJr before the finals
>>534587751why did they change her design?
>>534601834yeah. just like evo im not bothering to watch knowing they're just going to hand it to some paki brats.
I have more garyus than you ever imagine
>>534602484they have selective hearing on twitter
>>534602484retards on twitter. many such cases
>>534587751enjoy the new indian look, retards are currently praising it
im supreme with xiaoyu but bushin hardstuck with kazuya
this character requires you to be a literal mind reader clairvoyant genius JDCR spacing enthusiast monster player, like I doubt JDCR would have a good time against Bushins with Kazuya even, crazy difficulty insane stuff
laugh
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>>534604121how hard is it to just hellsweep and demon's paw
gayru
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>>534604121just df2 into perfect ewgf bro
i'm rank with character but other rank with other character
I am playing this game unironically like this isn't even a larp or a hallucination like i am straight up playing dekken eight like that is an acceptable thing to do and i'm just saying that like people are just going to be like cool thats totally fine we are going to respond to you like a human and not be utterly horrified at your life choices
just a reminder that murray has a list.. and recently we are hearing a lot about "lists" huh?
>>534604286i think it's easier not to hellsweep. if you hellsweep it's like 90% chance you're getting blocked. for example to not get it blocked i triple wavedashed, paused for half a second and wavedashed hellsweeped just to hide my intentions and it got blocked.
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>>534600947>What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
Play Kazuya:
>opponent guesses right
>guesses right again
>guesses right on frames
>counterhits me
>guesses right again
>guesses right again
>counterhit
>opponent literally stops playing to start bming me
>I land 3 hellsweeps
>guesses right 5 times and wins the round anyways
>guesses right again
>guesses right again
>guesses right again on offense
>guesses right again on offense
>guesses right again on offense
>guesses right again on offense
>next round they stop playing to BM
>land 5 hellsweeps
>they come back to playing and win the round by guessing right in every offensive and defensive exchange 6 times straight
Insane stuff. These people don't even know who I am. How do you know what I'm going to do. You don't know who I am. You don't fucking know me why do you guess every time you nigger.
These people just know me at a personal level like they're my psychiatrists when I play Kazuya. Absolutely surreal shit.
>>534604868you gave him too much time to think
Fujin=wood ranks
Bushin/Tekken King=teals
(jump of 24 ranks in one rank)
Tekken Emperor=Blue ranks
Tekken God =High blue ranks
Supreme=t7 tekken king
GoD=Tekken 7 tekken god
GoD1=Tekken 7 GoD
im not watching my boy joe getting crushed so hard by a woman no less
>>534604121this is jdcr playing kazuya
dare i say it is he our guy?
>>534607227if the enemy uses crouch, Kazuya has no moves
>>534607241Komas real name is ivan? Wtf???
>>534607241kkomers lookin cute here
>>534607401good.
thats what he gets for being a badly designed character
>>534607241kkokkoma muslim arc finna be lit
heard my girl Azucena placed well in LCQ? word???
>>534607489And russian, look that script.
All I've fought today are pingmaxxers increasing their ping to cancel frame mind games in neutral
>>534585257>can't even get the guy to cumThis shit sucks
>>534585257I think blud might've actually been a man :skull:
Yoshimitsu can flash and hopkick from grounded state
Fuck Joecrush! He set us fat, greasy, belly-slapping, Hispanic FGC players back to 500 years
>>534612789As a fat coomer sleezeball I'm really upset how badly he tarnished our good name.
>>534608249alright now that I've watched it, Qasim picked Azucena for ONE match, lost it then went back to Zafina
fuck PeeDX
>mfw some fat spic's dating life is more talked about in this general than the game this general is about
>while ewc is happening
>>534613728it's the losers with no life who treat this general as their groupchat because they don't even play the game and have no real friends to talk to
no one cares about the lcq lil bro there's a reason those bums were playing in it and didn't qualify already. cept numan, numan a g.
maybe the game should have tried being better
>>534613728Main thing hasn't started yet and the eceleb drama has been more interesting than the LCQ
>>534613728go figure
ewc is also just a soulless tournament people only care about because there is a lot of money in it
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>>534613728>tourneyslopwho cares it's just going to be rigged for some paki faggot anyways
>>534613908I can't think of anything more pathetic than playing Tekken 8.
Anyways she went private on twitter so you nignogs have to keep me updated
>>534614172playing tekken 7
Anna if she was real (and older)
>>534612789I don't think Joey is the bad guy here.
>>534614417not after t7 nerfed her tits
>>534566254She should Collab with Clayton
i played 8 hours of kazuya today and went from bushin 50% to bushin 40%
AZ7WAVU4
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>>534613728Even before d8 this thread was just tekken e celeb drama bullshit
the only time anyone will actually play or talk about the game is when a new release happens and we have fun lobbies
Name ONE eceleb we talked about during kino 7
>>534614323>crying face memeNOW she is a tekken character.
Welcome Zo.
>>534613728I dont watch this shitty game
>>534613728i woke up early to watch it but got so bored i watched like 5 minutes and went to do other things
>>534615456mainman
bruv
arya
rip
murray
>>534614323this just looks like Xiaoyu
ranked is so miserable this patch it's unbelievable, thank god I can go back to QM now...
>>534615456framewhisperer
>>534615130>>534614417both williams sisters should have had massive hangers like that
game saved
>bf6
games mid I dropped it
>>534616947Post more and based
dood said lars is playing tekken 8 finally with s2 while every one else is playing tekken 9 I love ecelebs
>>534576815Not when vanilla SF4 exists
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finna gonna wanna eat the remainin' half pizza and then study some shiet kniggs
Why are they such cry babies?
https://x.com/Muneeb313_/status/1954209556336177228
>>534613728game is even worse to watch than it is to play.
>>534618106as a paki he expected a free ride into the finals
>>534618106ruh roh, now he will blow up the ewc finals
>>534618106ewc is giving out life changing ammounts of money for pakistan
he cried, then i crode
we crew
>>534615130Imagine waking up to that smile. (If she was just a normal woman and not a whore)
>>534615130i look like this
seeing le pro-gamers getting super emotional (angry, crying, pop-off, etc) is so cringe.
>>534618106You have never competed in something with all your heart in your and it shows.
can't believe a Reina player made it into the top 32
They should allow beheadings in EU
They will allow it once white people become minority there
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>>534619573Nah, tons of world class competitors in a variety of sports and games do so without breaking down or having childish tantrums on camera. You never saw peak Knee, Justin Wong, Daigo, etc acting like this. This is a problem exclusive to niggers and women... and now apparently pakis as well. Control your emotions, faggot.
why isnt paul played more in tourneys anyway, he looked good in the LQC
>>534619341Imagine waking up to this smile
https://x.com/Speedkicks/status/1954277447698153758
IMG_3462
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>>534620501MAD OD DAWG
*sniffs*
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>534620709rare good sneedkeks post
>>534620709>nigga content ?not clicking engaging or watching
>>534620709he's still very good, the pilots are failing him
Jin fucked up
https://files.catbox.moe/qcwb9c.mp4
>>534621635these AI edits are so cringe.
>>534620845why does every gmfizzle video where he zooms in on his face have him oozing out of his nose, wtf is happening to him
He fucking tore apart Zafina's hand
No matter how many AI edits you post I will never play Lili or associate with Lili "players"
>>534620653he unironically requires too much thought to play in tournament at a high level
sex workers are necessary to the world otherwise the price of pussy would literally be at NVDA levels of marketcap. Tekken players are an angry bunch, why? The game makes people angry. These angry people take their anger out on the world, especially those that they feel beneath them, even though they themselves may be beneath the supposed sub class they are berating
Bros south park made fun of Harada and Murray...
>>534622060You.. WILL play Lili, it is your unavoidable fate, stop resisting, accept it and move on.
did anything even change?!
>>534622373Sorry but the only way I'm playing Lili was Chikurin winning EVO with her and he failed
>>534622587harada pressed g and moved the mouse on blender
>>534622587Bulge got bigger.
So now that the Tekken Tag 2 balance team is in charge of balance, how would you rate their performance?
>>534622587>https://x.com/Speedkicks/status/1954277447698153758they made her dead inside
blud still believes they brought back the old balance team to salvage this piece of shit game
>>534622804s2 isn't over yet.
>>534622804id rate them as harada lied about malaysians out of ten
>>534622957so Harada outright lied to us? How would you know the reality of the situation
nakatsu outright confirmed that season 2 wasn't the work of a new/inexperienced team but rather the core tekken 8 development team deciding to go in a completely new direction. there were no malaysians, nobody who used to work on older tekken games got recalled to fix the mess, and they're not actually listening for feedback
I've been trying Feng and holy shit this guy has everything.
Also someone explain why is Feng's df2,2 a safe mid-mid that wallsplats but I rarely see Feng players use it.
>>534623105it's the malaysians all over again.
>>534623324Uhhh then why did Harada say that...
Imagine a disgruntled Tekken pro player committing a terrorist attack in Kuala Lampur and his manifesto blaming them for season 2. Harada and Murray have to grovel in a public press hearing for forgiveness and admitting that they alone were responsible for the state of Tekken kick-starting a freefall of Bandai stock and the freezing of their assets by the international community
>>534623329It was even better in T7, that shit wallbounced
>>534623329>but I rarely see Feng players use it.feng has so many good buttons they forget he has it
17ers are dreaming of terror attacks lmao
>>534623929Don't leave out Nakatsu
>men
this is all I dream of
>>534622165i'm not angry at whores, i appreciate their service. i just wouldn't marry one
Why does Xiaoyu even bother with a bikini when her tits are so small
>>534622587no, and that's a good thing
>>534624790same reason jin bothers with shorts when his balls are so small
lol
lmao
lmfao
>>534624985woman-tier humor.
small balls small dick exposed I did
okay '24ers I finally respect you now if you're still here
I haven't been outside in 7 years and lately my mental state has gotten worse
why do women act the way they do when someone makes fun of flat chest vs small wiener
one is much more devastating
i forgot what the sun on my skin feels like and my mental state is fine
Why do you need balls when you only use your penis to pee?
>>534625137why? they killed tekken. actually maybe that was a good thing
i got an office job after being unemployed for 9 months and I'm seriously going to get fired for being a weird freak
like I went to the toilet, dried my hands by wiping my trousers, went into the kitchen, saw the CEO, shook his hand with my still damp hand, and then stared at the floor while rambling incoherently about my past experience, he looked genuinely freaked out
jun main btw
>>534622587no and i don't understand why Harada is getting so much praise for it
braindead tekken fan
>shave
>ugly
>grow a beard
>still ugly
>>534625342pee has to be stored somewhere no?
Pakistan must be defeated at all costs
>>534624790You start WWIII, you kill a monster with you own hands, you are rich and you can fly, literally.
And 2 sad titties is the only you get.
#hoeflation
I miss Negan...
https://youtu.be/B0YZBIPh_MI?si=Bkk_GzCc9NK0Pm-j
>>534625535I thought about how I am a weird creepy loser today as well but I am not employed. I'm just a creep who has cast themselves off from the world.
>>534625719>richLee and Lars are. Jin is just mooching off his uncles.
unemployable
unfuckable
there's nothing I can do
nobody will ever want me for anything
>>534625421>why? they killed tekken.precisely.
>>534625956it's called bliss..
It's /tekgen/ pasta night. Please cook pasta tonight.
I just want to make minimum wage
from my home
I don't have a car, everyone hates me and wants me dead
I have no marketable skills
Last time I cooked I messed up the kitchen
my dad bought pasta the other day and they always hide food from me to feed my dumb fat bitch mother and fat autistic brother as I starve and scrape by with empty peanut butter jars and expired bread. pasta was the one thing they usually let me have but this time I guess not I have to survive somehow.
>>534625837my parents kicked me out the day I turned 18 so I have to wageslave unfortunately
I walked into a Latinx market today and felt like Jokic
i refuse to learn to drive because I got hit by a car when I was 14 and I am still terrified of cars to the point where I wear noise canceling headphones everytime I go outside to because car noises scare me
also I just zone out a lot and would probably kill someone if a drove
guess my main
>>534626740damn what the fuck
I saw my friend get ran over by a car when I was a kid. it's probably one of the many events that led me to a lifetime of seclusion and nihilism. Not joking either.
>>534626962sucks, sorry to hear bro
>>534626592i go to the latinx market every week or so to get a bag of chicharron at the deli counter. that shit is goated
>>534626962My condolences if they were a non-waifu main
https://files.catbox.moe/xh0tsa.webm
what do breasts feel like
>>534627027It's alright I got to cry in the 5th grade teacher's titties
>>534627120I don't remember who he played in smash 64 but I doubt it was samus.
>>534627457don't worry about it worry about what a man feels like inside you and make it happen
>smash bro
I take back my condolences
my dad stole all of my n64 games from the store and then stole them all from me
>>534627229Gauntlets too hard for AI?
It's the same never-ending hell for me
biggest indictment against the direction of Tekken 8 is the lack of new professional players in the scene. Its basically all people who've been playing the game for 20+ years
all that proves is tekkino 8 is a high skill game and not the casino garyus claim it is
>>534630302NA has a new Lidia guy that's not good enough yet but he's improoven
>>534630609>high skill is when nobody cares about your game other than old fans, i.e people with stockholm syndrome
>tekken is known for being a game where skills transfer from game to game
>17ers sperg out shit themselves and have a melty saying it's a skill less casino for over a year
>all the same people place really well in that time so much so that you can predict top 8s with good accuracy
>arslan, the goat, wins back to back evos against atif in grand finals
>17ers are now acting like this is bad now
kek
>Tekken Emperor Feng can't punish hellsweeps
LOL the guy blocked 5 hellsweeps and just stood there.
Is the recent conversation about Tekken's female characters looking samey and generic a genuine shift of opinion from the community at large in current year?
Or is it an unintended side effect of the other problems plaguing Tekken, where the general negativity around the title has elevated previously less controversial topics into the spotlight?
>>534631761All of them have sameface
>>534632073You have autism
everything sucks im a joyless loser I hate myself I spend my days on youtube looking for the next thing to get angry about I barely even know what a video game is until asmon tells me about it and when he does it usually turns out that the game is shit
Tekken community = Palestine action
HMN = Labour government
how did I get hit by b1 here
scenario is I get a heat engager, hold back for 41 frames because the guy is a masher, and I get hit by b1 ???
tekken community = jews
hmn = nazis
He believed in his heart
Oh wait that's Hwoarang
He believed in his cock
>>534631761>https://files.catbox.moe/qcwb9c.mp4mailman was having that opinion throughout all of tekken 7. it's not a new topic and the last time the deisgn of tekken women became a hot topic was those malding about kunimitsu I getting replaced by cunnymitsu
ok but why did you include that video
>>534633025Why screenshot instead of a clip? So we can see what happens
>>534633242kunnymitsu face was pretty unique for tekken standards
>>534633025I gotcha
https://x.com/RyuHousen/status/1954063393263939640
>>534633421God she's so hot
>>534633421she was still replacing a woman with scars and who actually kept her damn mask on. though the topic attracted even peopel who didn't give a shit about kuni just so they could shit on tekken girls in general.
Even though a blue whale has the largest mouth on Earth, its throat (esophagus) is shockingly small - only about the size of a grapefruit or small melon.
>>534633612>ignore the plethora of reported bugs that affects gameplay>immediately rush in to "fix" mary sue's facesasuga harada-san
Why the fuck can Anna rage art while laying on the floor?
>>534633421I wish I was Kunimitsu II
tell me about the loch ness monster next
>>534633421inferior to kunimitsu in every way. i'm still mad
>>534633421superior to kunimitsu in every way, i'm so glad she made it to t7 and hope she comes back in ultra super hd in t8 soon
kuni may have given birth but kuni2 should be a lesbian
>>534635000you're a pedophile
Whos the Peterbot of Tekken
>>534635275she calls herself reina now
Characters that need cute girlfriends:
Lars
Feng
Reina
Lidia
>Lars
Alisa
>Feng
Asuka
>Reina
Lidia
>Lidia
Reina
>>534631454that means that guys other skills thats not punishment is really strong
>>534633421Oh no no no no don't let the Koreans see this
>>534635615Different fingers
>>534633421She literally looks no different from Kazumi, Miharu, Xiaoyu,Asuka and Reina. Same slanted eyes and lack of eyelids
We need to compare the heights of Kazuya and Miary
>In 2022, the Japanese female Tekken pro Tanukana was dropped by her team, Cyclops Athlete Gaming, and her personal sponsor, Red Bull, after making inflammatory comments on a livestream stating that men under 170 cm (approximately 5'6") "don't have human rights" and should consider bone-lengthening surgery.
>2 years later get invited to compete on a team with the game directors
The main issue with this game is that the coding is fucked up. For example one move is 15 frames one game but the next game the same move becomes 20 frames. One game King's Heat Smash has high crushing but the other game it has no crushing at all. One game Anna can press rage art while being on the floor and have it activate while in most other games that is impossible. One game your combo route works but another game at the exact same angle your combo drops. One game your electrics are highs the other game they become mids. It's not that it has hitbox or hurtbox issues, it's that it's so poorly programmed that basically you play two different games from game to game because the in-game values keep changing. You can't possibly get good at a game where one game your moves can gain 5 frames or one game say Anna's d4,1 low crushes or Kazuya's hellsweep is a high and so on. Those are coding issues and bugs, the issue isn't balance it is how the game is coded.
What are you even talking about
A bit of lag won't make someone rage art while laying flat on the ground
>>534630302as a 24er I have to say the amount of match-up knowledge required is insane which is why I think a lot of the playerbase would be complaining about someone like Hwoarang or Lili because I despise these characters and since they're not recent everyone's silent "yeah they're not that bad" ok whatever, nice job trying to see it from the perspective of someone who started with T8
>>534630302it is funny that a flop game like tag 2 was able to introduce a new player pool with guys like shadow and ak but there still isn't a noteworthy pro 24er
>>534638680aint nobody trying to play this shit unless you're paid to
do you think Team Liquid is regretting dropping Qudans here
I have 600 games on Kazuya and I'm Bushin when my main is God Supreme and I lost a set to a Raijin Hwoarang who didn't know combos
>>534639518welcome to no hop kick, no stances, no grabs, only punch parry and no guaranteed 15 frame launcher
>>534640743Whatever problems T8 has, SF6 has worse
>>534639868its tough
i may be getting the hang of it
>>534641725i saved some tips from a high rank kaz anon from a few months ago
>idk, I'm not a really a kaz player, and he's very simple so there's not much to sayhaving a good KBD and an electric (not just standing, but out of wavu, out of backdash, out of side step, dewgf) is very important imo, iws2 is useful too but I only really needed it against 5 or so opponents who were really good at sidewalking
also ff3, DF1,2 and df1,2 are all pretty good on block, so try step stepping afterwards, I got lots of free launches against people who mindlessly threw out linear moves afterwards, you can also try df2 or jabbing as well
db4 is very good move, no need to commit to a hellsweep if you don't have a read on your opponent
don't throw out df2 randomly, use it when you notice your opponent is doing doing an evasive flowchart or is disrespecting frames. For example, Jin's love to do 123 into d2/uf2/d4/hopkick, df2 beats every option. Another example is Paulniggers who do qcf1 into df2, you can interrupt that with your own df2
f4 is underrated at the wall
db3 is underrated too, try side stepping after it
b12 is a really good punisher too
Was thinking what if tekken added in a simple mode auto punish? The catch
1. Only works if you block a punishable move
2. Can't launch
3. Auto-does your most optimal non launching punish
4. Reduces damage of the punish/punish string by 50%
It'd help defenders recognize punishable moves and makes attackers have to think about what punishable moves theyre throwing out and why theyre doing it
>>534642540What if the game played for me
Also wouldn't make sense for a lot of strings
Now pizza is for breakfast
just found out my queen Azucena is the only character in the game without a floor blast/break throw and also none of her throws wall splat either
this shit is hard, bruh
>>534644861go whine about it on twitter.
>>534644951I'm a nobody on twitter
I'm a big deal here though
did anyone play fahk at the saudi lcq
>>534647820come to bed with me babe...
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/d1DSXNImyzM?si=LCdvQz2rkItZQmnB
have people finally admitted that reina is midtier at best?
>>534648360her skill ceiling is too high for professional play
if only they focused on making reina a conventional, approachable mishima cutie instead of being a stance-centric whore
>stance centric whore
So a Mishima?
in season 2 of tekken 7 we got negan from the walking dead, I don't think Miary fills those shoes
When is boke getting her neck? I might actually try her out then, the lakc of neck is just too disturbing for me
It'd be nice for the sake of mind games if you were allowed to buffer moves at round start
lee is the most broken character in the game, but nobody knows it yet because hes too faggy and the pakis dont play fags
>>534648651she looks so pretty here...
>>534648651I wanna bf 4 her face
>>534652936this but bad company 2
>>534652861pick the first eye makeup and look at side profile
i lost all day plugged like 10 times went back to bushin never got past like 20% of tekken king
lookin rough
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gonna have to quit competitive gaming for a few months this shit gets too addictive too fast
>>534653994>>534655571hey can you stop deleting your posts
>>534655848>>534655796im under the impression im repeating myself through the years
>>534655967tibiaposter...
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>>534656030I will return with Mary Zoo and pretend she doesn't look Indian. Until then I must quit I'm not even brushing my teeth in the morning due to Tekken addiction.
>>534656095it's ok they blackified her.
>>534656095Why does she have satanic eyes?
>>534648360I thought that was common knowledge
>>534656680Ogre affiliation
>>534658218Why is Ogre not here?
>>534645043Harada sometimes replies to literal whos.
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>>534658550we already know marduk is coming.
