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>>534581151 (OP)
sex

That's a child and her panties

Shanhaijing students don't wear panties.

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

Ako has no friends, just like her fans.

>>534581204
I really need Kokona to look at me with pure disgust.

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>panties day
Yeah that's pretty nice but when is nopan day?

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

THE JOBBER TEAM

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534581143
damn i was looking forward to it

>>534581391
Hello Victorino

>>534581391
Victorino sensei…

>>534581340
students sometimes try to flash sensei "unintentionally"

Thinking of installing. Do any of the girls use a p90?

Could Neru beat Hina?

>>534581151 (OP)

>>534581439
REAL THREAD
>>534581439
REAL THREAD
>>534581439
REAL THREAD

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534581498
I have some issues with how quick it is to give out hints (extremely quick even on the hardest escape section difficulty), but other than that, if you enjoyed the first 2 games, you'll probably enjoy that one too. The receptionist is still there.

>>534581619
>1:55am in Japan

>>534581619
It's already the 10th in Japan you tool.

>>534581619
bday ended fool

>>534581391
Gran Torino?

Stop saying sex!

Hoshino should have kept the dress desu

SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!

>>534581759
>>534581732
>>534581726
>caring about Japanese time
holy shit how cucked? you're not even japanese

i wanna suck and lick on miyakos toes

>>534581549
I I don't think so
https://bluearchive.fandom.com/wiki/Firearm

Hoshino should fry

>>534581619
Retard.

BAN... KAI!

>>534581602
She'd drain my semen more so yeah.

>>534581151 (OP)
Sex

>>534581856
Go be a tourist elsewhere.

>>534581874
where is she

If Momoi and Midori are Mario and Luigi does that mean Momoi will never score?

It's not even 10th of August in fucking Vietnam you retards, nevermind in countries THAT ACTUALLY LURK /BAG/.

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>>534581874
>no girl that wields a Calico either
I'M JUST ABOUT READY TO END IT

>>534581974
they are not

>>534581903
This nigga is NOT getting a job

I deserve a threesome with Himari and Rio

>>534581926
https://youtu.be/ce4IzbEQyNo?si=y46ABOJ9VVSuABml

>>534581206
Yes and no. It depends on your roster and what content you're tackling. But from my experience, cHare is a must-have. Even though I have every meta student at UE50, not having her made some Torment raids a real pain in the ass

Kokona Kokona ohhh~ you make me think of ryona~~

its always kokona or shunny that gets all the attention

>>534582086
who's the third?

>>534581391
I'm happy that Makoto and Pandemonium are getting more respect even in Hina and Kisaki's mini story. The prefects were worried about Makoto and were cautious when interacting with another school.

>>534581926
I (sensei) seldom do this

>>534582164
regular shun is kind of boring

>>534581151 (OP)
Sex

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>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534582164
people here pretend that "all the cunny posting is ironic to keep the tourists away from blue archive", but if I have to wager a guess 70% of the posters here consumed and/or shared 2d+1d stuff of the non-majors, if you catch my drift.

>Official sex student
Kokona
>Official AGP student
Rio
>Official secondary student
Used to be Asuna, it's Hasumi now
>Official transexual student
Haruka
>Official most loved student
Plana
>Official most hated student
Ibuki

We love Ibuki here

>>534582429
>Official AGP student
Qrd?

>>534582146
cHare is more of a must-have than dAru*

>>534582210
>and were cautious when interacting with another school.
I thought that came across more as "We don't want to give her an excuse and have to deal with the hassle", but yeah - I'm just glad they were even mentioned instead of the prefects just doing whatever.

>>534582361
ibuki and iroha are cute with that artstyle. The rest looks weirdly off
reminds me of ranking of the kings for some reason

>>534582361
Tumblrmonium

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>>534582406
explain

>>534582429
Plana is not a student

If you bite that you are retarded

>>534582281
Bazoos

>>534581903
Every piece of artwork from this guy just keeps demonstrating a total lack of understanding of what makes BA appealing in the first place. It's incredible

>Official canon wife student
Yuuka

>>534582579
Bite what

>>534581151 (OP)
Kokona marriage

>>534582429
No, the Shupos have surpassed Asuna. The types of shitposters and secondaries they've attracted to this general are almost on par with or even worse than what she did

>>534582572
then it's Mari or Chise

>>534582627
I take it as more of a demonstration at his complete lack of artistic talent and inability to conform to another artstyle other than his own trashy garbage.
That said, I have dickwasher fatigue. It was bad enough having see and listen to people moan about him when he was employed by the manjew without his scribbles being posted here too.
A pox on dickwasher and anyone that mentions him.

>>534582763
Cute

>>534582146
Had to skip cHare after being dried by anni. Trying to do raids me realize I don't have anyone but Himari and Rio to buff main dps

>>534582429
>>Official transexual student
>Haruka
AHEM

>>534582834
I have seen him mentioned more times in the past three days than I have in a year

>>534582810
I only see people shitting on shupos, not posting them.
The only time I see heavy shupo posting is in /v/ or /trash/.
>>534582672
Agreed.
>>534582934
You're right, too forgettable.

>>534582803
Why is sensei unhappy in that pic?

>>534582681
the post about haruka being trans I wager

>>534583025
what was it

Can you guys not reply to bait at least for one thread?

>>534582281
zoos dropping logs

>>534583062
/vg/ is newfag central, and it's the peak of summerfags, and no one actually shames them for anything

>>534582995
He was stressed at the start of it and Kokona helps him

>>534582810
mald more and I shall post shupofeet

would you-?

>>534583135
is this true?
>>534582281
hey...

>>534582146
>>534582498
>cHare is more of a must-have than dAru*
If you have Rio, she's less of a priority now since you can't really use both in the same team without buffs overlapping.
dress Aru is definitely the better pick nowadays

>>534583245
>>534582126
we prefer the butt region

Repent

>>534582164
Shun is my type except I'm not into reverse babyplay

>>534581959
hiding

>>534583357
i love her whole body so im fine with everything
just dont disrespect my wife or her sister

>>534582934
Why is she laying on thee tracks, is she indian?

>we
Actually it's armpits

>>534582126
Nozoom ass

>>534581335
I'm her friend.

blue archive sasha

>>534583062
You are like a second hand smoker and the third wheel of the exchange.

>>534583673
Nozomi belly!

>>534583456
Yes

>>534583062
but it's funny

>>534583062
>bait
schizos see it everywhere, where it's actually a legit discussion instead of posting porn you brainrotted faggit

I don't wanna do Chokmah raid...

>>534583062
look i'm replying to one right now
waah waah

Still skipping

My precious desert rose.

>>534583940
babus

>>534583323
This guy is the only actual confirmed transexual anon in /bag/.

>>534583749
fill it up

>>534582429
>Official secondary student

>>534581856
>newfag at it again

Yeah sorry I only roll for meta units
No, I've never got plat

>>534583940
fill them up

Medicine knows no borders.

>>534584095
didn't ask

>>534583940
babu

>>534583992
nice try silly, im not going for a 3 day vacation during the weekends

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>>534582126
>>534583452
>>534583673
>>534583729
(spoiker) I must confess that I cannot get hard and ejaculate anymore unless I'm fapping to anal sex.
Only anal sex gets me hard nowadays.
Oral too sometimes but only as a quick switch, like fucking the ass, then the mouth, then the ass again.
I don't know why this happened, I always have been a vanilla enjoyer.
Now only anal works for me(spoiker)

>>534583729
The loli who fucks every old man she sees and cucks her shota friend? Hmm...

Something about this looks off.

imagine tongue kissing miyako

Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

>>534582429
official trans students:
rio, haruka, misaki, reisa, hare, ui, toki, miyu

I was pushed down and raped by Kokona...

>>534584267
I imagined it and threw up a little.

So the Shupogakis have demon tails. I was thinking about Highlander, and what if it also has winged girls? Like someone similar to Suou who’s strong and has big eagle wings?

>>534584216
i don't get anal

>>534584361
gaywad

Lol imagine being raped by a w*man. Hit the gym bro lol

My princesswife Mika

>>534584408
The rest of the highlander NPCs are just normal looking humans from what I can tell. The twins having tails is probably just an exception

>>534584216
happens after a while.

>>534584316
It's ok. This is a safe space. There are no students reading. We area all senseis

>>534584554
I figure if we get more named girls there could be more exceptions

>>534584259
babu

>>534584307
you can't call any student you don't like a tranny that's not how it works

>>534584492
the moment you enter the gym:

>>534584249
yes
i'm certain that she was the inspiration for pina (visually)

>Fapping to the twitter gallery of a NTR artists
>A few docens pics of their BA rolls
>Not a single BA drawing
what the fuck man, this has happen like 3-4 times already

>>534584492
>go to the gym
>get raped there too
It never ends...

>>534584307
>rio,
no way
>haruka,
yes
> misaki,
yes 100%
>reisa,
no
>hare,
no
>ui,
yes
>toki,
no
> miyu
yes

>>534584307
I hope you lose access to internet for the foreseeable future

D*ck little, can't hold his liquor! Breath stink (thumbs down)

MANchika in that suit will be the first actual trans student

>>534584676
stop doing that

Miyako is such a good girl that Miyako fag gets 0 hate despite being abnoxious

>>534584676
why do people keep calling it twitter? It's been X for 2 years now.

Nexon insider leak, bros
I know who the next big release is
This winter Nexon is revealing Kaitengers' real identities then in the following fes they'll be available as banners. Kaitenger Red (Chinatsu alt) will be welfare.

Would you rather have more mini-stories or more main story content?

>>534584737
>>534584307
What did Miyu do to deserve this?

>>534584808
Haruna is so cute.....

>>534584887
true
luv miyako
'ate miyako fag

>>534584903
it will never stop being twitter. x is a retarded name

Just because Misaki is suicidal doesn't make her a tranny. Suicide has existed for thousands of years before trannies came into play. Fucking Cleopatra killed herself. Unlike your idol Elagabalus. Stop trannifying suicide.

>>534584932
both. but they barely update the main story.

>>534582248
>E-Eek! That's way too bing...!
What did she mean by that?

>>534584932
I honestly like mini stories more because they’re more varied and quick to read.

>>534584932
More Deca.

>>534585085
trannies committing suicide is hot

>>534584932
Nodoka is seriously cute. Also both.

>>534584943
"'she's'" very obnoxious, extremally cliché shy girl with 0 character development

>>534585117
>but they barely update the main story.
that's specifically why the choice of "both" was excluded. can only have one or the other

I want to marry a cute autistic girl!

>>534584910
I would only roll for green and yellow kaitenrangers, unless red can summon the mech

>>534585279
not autistic
NEXT

Discordtroons really desperate today i see.

>>534584903
Xhe can try to identify xerself as X but I will call it Twitter or X (formerly Twitter) until the day it explodes.

>>534585085
it's not even about that lol, she looks like a tranny too
you can tell she has boobs and clit pierced for sure, tattoos gonna be done soon too

Bikini Saori soon

So rude!

I want ministories/group stories focused on mobs

>>534585385
post visual evidence of this or be quiet

>>534585242
She's a crazed stalker.

>your student wife
>would you like to see her get cucked?

>>534585587
Hina
Yes

>>534585485
a rrata

>>534585489
you're naive if you think Misaki doesn't have her boobs pierced, same with Kayoko but Kayoko might even have her clit pierced

>>534585587
Yuuka
yes

>using Akeboshi Himari for shitposting
KYS

>>534584307
I will love and comfort my students even if they have penises. That's kinda hot actually.

what's ACTUALLY rude is calling your student a dysgenic subhuman narcissist piece of shit psychopath (autistic, for short)

>>534585504
That's a good thing.

>>534585410
Twintails Saori next.

Hibiki is too young to be wearing fishnets.

Hour and a half until my free Hina ahhhhhhhhh

Himari wrote a script that makes shitposts about Rio 24/7 but forgot how to turn it off

I want a group story with Pandemonium Society.

>>534585765
Your fault for letting it happen, Sensei.

>>534585587
>your student wife
Rio
>would you like to see her get cucked?
No way in hell

>>534585765
Why do you assume every post is a shitpost?

>>534585754
noafag falseflag
wait, nobody cares about noa

>>534585587
Nagisa
No, i want to be the one getting cucked

>>534585812
that's an awfully elaborate description

>>534585991
are you british?

>>534585934
You're not her dad. You can't decide that.

>>534585934
Hibiki anon from /trash/ is funny as fuck with how he acts like a human trash for liking that dog.
Literal opposite of Kanna poster from 93 till infinity.

>>534585934
>NEKOzuka
>a dog
Make it make sense

>>534585587
Why would I want to cuck my own wife

All the cooks and bartenders are pure wife material.

*blocks ur path*

>>534586005
it's a correct one
i did forget to add low IQ, though

>>534585869
That would be amazing! I love twintails.

>>534586126
why do you know whats going on in /trash/

I swear you guys are all a bunch of weirdos..

>>534586126
didn't ask, tranny

>>534586130
Zuka is grave.catsgrave echo...something like that

>>534581391
KNEEL

>>534586425
why

>>534586236
>reads some grafitti on an ancient restroom wall
>goes full conspiracy schizo and tries to kill a student
>justifies it with the trolley problem
wowzers

>>534586507
you evilness knows no limits

>>534586349
/dft/ gets linked here sometimes, not like there is anything wrong with that. a lot of anons from /bag/ go there, it's basically our second home after this one
>>534586471
you're calling me a tranny but I wonder what student you like the most, huh?

>>534586507
bananu

im gonna smell miyakos feet

>>534585587
Women can't be cucked.

Coom in Hasoom

>>534586507
Based Bab Zoos.

>70 gigs to update a shitty 10 year old war game I haven't played in a few years
I should stick to gacha
Why are devs so shit at optimizing now

>/trash/poster also happens to be the hoshino fumo troon
It lines up.

You go to /bag/ for discussion and soft student porn.
You go to /trash/ for discussion and NSFW student porn.
Simple.

>>534586613
i'm not gonna tell you my student so you can erp as her with your troon friends

>>534584932
Ministories never have sensei. So obviously I want more main story. Pump it faster lazy gooks

Boobazoos

>>534586763
discussion of what

>>534586763
/trash/ discussion being which one you want to skinwalk

>>534586735
BA itself is pretty unoptimized, in fairness.

They called /trash/- Off-topic for a reason.

>>534586613
>rio OP
damn you really weren't joking

>>534586897
gameplay, doing bosses etc
/trash/ anons are so subby they always give you best tips on how to clear a stage, providing you with teams and the best tactics if necessary. in fairness /bag/ does it too
>>534586951
>obsessed
have you ever been there? it's almost like /bag/ but we post NSFW there and talk openly about jerking off

>>534586958
Oh sure, they easily could have made this game 10 years ago and it would have needed half the gpu/cpu and a third of the storage space for the same content and quality

powerslamming hasumi

>>534587151
what makes you want to discuss your masturbation habits with other males?

>>534587151
yes
and i remember it being troon erp and one shitskin insisting that he looks like wakamo irl

Aoba is so cute i need her

>enter /trash/dft
>20 posts
>2x Asuna
>1x Kazusa
>1x Ako
>1x Hasumi
this is madness

>>534587069
How can these fags keep talking about that shit and derailing the thread when it's the most obvious off-topic shit?

Does /bag/ like Gungeon or a Nuclear Throne more
This is important

>>534587320
>insisting that he looks like wakamo irl
pic?

>>534587341
Aru is sooo last year

Today is Koyuki's VA birthday

>>534587434
Nuclear throne.

>>534587304
loneliness
but in all fairness I always ask them for their race and if they're good looking before I chat with them privately. I have no libido so I just usually talk about favorite students n stuff.

>>534587434
I don't know either...

>>534587434
Gungeon.

Idk, as a newcutie I've got at least T8 on most common units so I've shifted to farming 5-6 hard nodes a day

What is Misaki good for? (in-game)

If /trash/ so good why aren't you staying there you fucking troons?
Get the fuck out of this board. Or kill yourself. Preferably the latter.

All I want addressed are the loading times. It's a lot better on steam now, but phone is still a constant waiting experience because almost every single action you do requires phoning back home.
No matter how high spec your phone is, you still have to deal with constant 1-second loading screens during menu navigation.

>>534587459
obviously there were no pics
he's probably a fat sea monkey

>>534587587
getting fire and dragon tattoos

Why, yes, I did have sex with Mika on the beach. How could you tell?

Why do they take so long to update the main story

>>534587587
Utterly useless but her swimsuit alt will be meta soon (I hope?)

>>534587705
the talented people left for the sword game

>>534587573
How new?
I'm level 55 and I'm stuck at t5/6

>>534587705
They forgot about it, as a joke.

>>534587617
I don't feel like masturbating RN. Also you're not allowed to write what you just wrote.

>>534587701
But I had sex on the beach with her

>>534587705
waiting for anni I guess

>>534587516
based
>>534587549
Cringe
>>534587543
How new are you?

>>534587434
I don't play video games.

>>534587931
Do you self-insert as Sensei or Akane here?

>>534587531
THAT'S RIGHT. ONLY TALK TO GOOD LOOKING MALES.

>>534586508
huh wat u mean?

>>534587573
I was a firm believer in redeeming, but I think it's better to delay redeeming the girls from hard nodes until you do the 200 free rolls on the archive banner in a few months. With such a small roll pool, you have a high chance to get them, and the shards you farm now will allow you to pump stars instantly

We like /trash/ here

>>534587434
Never played gungeon but I have nuclear throne.

>>534588301
not surprising coming from you

>Hibiki alt is considered to be the worst unit in the game
This is criminal

>>534588097
I don't self insert as anyone here since I'm not horny as I said and it's cringe. My hair's blonde in the first place so it sucks when every sensei is either asian or dark haired.

>>534587954
Proof?

>>534588301
unrelated but why do people choose to draw ba characters in this boring style, thinking "high quality render = good"

>>534587931
And you're not allowed to pollute this planet. Off yourself.

>>534588509
Worse than SIzumi?

Misaki will always be the worst student
Her alt will be terrible as well

>>534588182
retard that is the exact opposite of what you should be doing

>>534588545
It's slop targeted toward coomers. Coomers love that style.

>>534588301
I like /trash/ but I hate Has00m, what does that say of me? I also hate shupos but love Asuna.

>>534588182
>small pool in question

>>534588520
>>534588665
Proof

>>534588515
>m-my hair is blonde uwu
so it's akane, thanks for letting us know

>>534588520
Part 2 of her Momotalk

>>534588614
At least sIzumi has FULL BODY JIGGLE PHYSICS

>>534588660
can any coomer confirm

>>534588515
You can self insert as sensei still...

>>534587842
57
>>534588182
Interesting point, already have Iori the only student I really wish I had ATM is Hoshino/Aru. Might hold off on that

>>534588743
Yes, 3 dozen is less than 200

>>534588743
So you're saying there IS a chance

>>534588614
Worse than a good lunatic student? Yes.

>>534588710
you have shit taste erp queer fag

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>>534585587
why are cuckfags like that

did they have to make these elementary schoolers so sexy?

>>534588773
Part 1?

>>534588509
There's way worse students for gameplay than cheerleader Hibiki. Even if her weapon type + cost doesn't help.

>>534589016
They are trying to seduce sensei

>>534588756
thats not a beach

soul

>>534589016
elementary school students are inherently like that

>>534589093
Well they should wear smaller bikini cause i'm not seduced.

>>534581903
Hina's hair is less fluffy here. This is blasphemy and I'm a Hasumi fag.

>>534588665
God shes so molestable

https://power2024.booth.pm/items/7138094
https://mega.nz/file/oY5S0LpC#byXMq2HFXQCkSYxMp3ydYAzCZq02oeA3MLioK6JE3NA

>>534589207
>Airi
I don't understand.

>>534589410
whats in this file?

>mentions of /trash/
>it reveals itself
lmao

>>534589349
She is molested

>>534589486
MMD tomboy sexo, sorry to disappoint you I forgot to include dolphin porn, here have an apology picture of dolphin pussy

>only did TOR on the 3rd day
>still gonna somehow manage and get enough season points to get to the last reward
phew!

>>534589016
I'd observe her chlorella, iykwim.

>>534589410
>No nipples
>No vagina
T-Thank for the gift regardless Ricksawanon.

>>534589592
>>534589539
why are you posting animal sex

When do raid hours end? I'm bored

Has anyone here cleared Tiphareth floor 99? Does Ui need to be 5 stars or can she still work at 3 stars?

>>534589684
10 more hours

What students would send sendei nudes?

>>534589774
all the adult ones

>>534589774
Hanako

>>534589774
Would Miyako really do such a thing?

>>534589774
Fuck i fat fingered while typing
I mean sensei

>>534589774
Ui would 100% send pics of her hairy pussy to sensei

>>534589940
thats what you said

Tsurugi

>>534589940
why only fat fingered?
you fatted everything
you obese fuck

>>534590045
on the internet i can be skinny

>>534589721
I did 99, but I didn't use Ui.

>>534589592
wtf

>>534589774
Everyone from Abydos, especially Ayane

>>534590030
Tsurugi 2nd alt when?

>>534590264
Who did you end up using? NYFuuka team?

>>534589774
None. All my students are pure

>>534589734
isn't it august 11th on reset??

i miss iboogiposter

>>534589774
>

I think Atsuko is a cuter princess than Mika

>>534589895
I would think so, shes horny as hell and deeply in love with sensei.

>>534590415
Yeah >>534577285

Please talk about Sena's event

>>534590568
it sucked, sorry

>>534587434
Synthetik

>>534590619
it wasn't that bad
it got a giggle or two out of me which I can't say about Umika's event

>>534590568
I skipped the story. I simply don't care enough about the students involved to read the story

>>534590705
I still remember that sniper rifle with 360 mod.

>>534590503
I guess I could try this. Danke

>>534590568
not enough fuuka/10

>>534590030
Her being literature girl in this scene makes too much sense

>>534590824
How is Fuuka so ignorant of Gehenna's everyday shenanigans?

>>534590568
It unfortunately did not contain Ibuki

>>534590758
>Umika's event
Man I forgot how much that event was just kinda there. Even though it had a lot of cross-school interactions and character cameos and such.
But despite that I can't remember much of anything of detail from that event.
It's not offensively bad or anything, Umika's cute and all, but it's just... there.
Surely I'm not the only one who had the same impression?

>JTF gets fan mail according to Hasumi's Valentine scene
>Prefects get hate mail according to Ako's momo
What do they do differently?

Soon

You are now married to Tsurugi.

Tonight is the night

>>534590568
I haven't read it yet

>>534588938
I don't see you complaining about shupos or this
>534589016
disgusting pedo

>>534591164
But I was already married to Tsurugi.

>>534591129
JTF mostly deals with minor offenses/other schools (mostly Gehenna) causing trouble in their district.
Prefects mostly suppress students from their own school.

>>534590978
she rarely left her cafeteria

>>534591129
Cultural difference & mismatch. Gehenna is the chaos school, trying to stop chaos is just asking for trouble.

You have 30 minutes left to pat

>>534591164
She's getting cucked right after marriage.

>>534591059
It just had a whole lot of Umika low self-esteem

>>534591213
Go back

>>534591352
Worse, I have 30 minutes to use my tix but nobody attacks me. I don't want to use them and then see myself deranked before reset.

>>534591164
I am now frying Tsurugi

>Pedo out of nowhere
At this point just spam your shits like the monkey did so i can filter your faggotry faster.

Well /bag/ would you do the dog?

>>534591129
Gehenna patriots hates the prefect team

>>534591059
The one thing that stuck out to me and I'll always remember about the event is how much it flanderized Gehenna. Like all the mobs from Gehenna there were basically mouthbreathing troglodytes, for no reason I can explain other than to make Hyakki look more civilized and cultured in comparison. I know Gehenna is supposed to be a chaotic mess but their depiction in the event was so extreme it ended being off-putting and disrespectful.

>>534591654
>esl

Will highlander get the tard wrangler squad like the other schools have?

>>534591643
absolutely

>>534591312
But she leaves it every day on the back of the Gourmets' truck.

>>534591608
Meds?

>>534591059
It feels like it was written because they needed an Umika event and not because they had a good idea for an Umika event
The resolution was the sort of thing you'd read in a 6th grade creative writing class

>>534591129
trinity are a bunch of fake stuck up snobs trying to climb the social ladder with their acts of fake sincerity, has hanako taught you nothing?

>same 4 words
>same reaction
you really like to fell for it, /bag/

>>534591669
That's usually how it goes for mob students. Any time you see those Trinity Pater faction NPCs it's like an 80% chance you're about to witness bitch energy levels rapidly increasing.
The real thing to take note of are the named students. I recall Kirara and Erika being very good girls during the event, at any rate.

>>534591669
I know what you are

>>534591949
wow they are just like me

>>534592007
Who are you?

nuke trinity then get rid of hina

>>534591901
>The resolution was the sort of thing you'd read in a 6th grade creative writing class
I don't even remember how the event ended. Didn't a fireworks show go off and Umika somehow dealt with it?

>>534591949
Hanako was pretty close to the top before she started her fake personality thing
>>534592010
Cute autist

>>534591949
>trusting a snake

More for me

>>534592127
Makoto......

How come infinity doesn't' have this problem?

>>534592154
Yes

>>534592150
hahaha you're a funny fella
kill yourself, you parasitic leech

Damn, almost got him.

>>534592143
They pretended that the square burning down was part of the show and got the gehenna guests to help put out the fires. It was very stilted and didn't have a comedic execution like that description might suggest
Chise was Chise though, which helped things not entirely suck

funny creature

>>534592353
>watching pvp matches
I would never.

>>534592150
>hates the fake, two-faced snakes that make up Trinity academy
>becomes a fake, two-faced snake herself
was Hanako just stupid

Didn't ask, staying

Wait I thought you guys never played PvP matches manually

>>534592436
She's a woman so yes

Why is there not a use all button

>>534591985
I need Erika...

>>534592430
the way she stomps her feet like that is so funny to me

>>534592002
why is it dark man

>>534591985
Sure, but then you have events like the current one showing Gehenna mobs going to cafes like normal girls and it just feels like their depiction is very disjointed.

>>534592154
We need a scorpion girl.

>>534592436
Basically it's only okay when she does it

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>534592520
I'm glad you're staying here with us. Could I get you something to drink?

>>534592615
Is Hare that big?

She took the cats again

>>534592436
Standard overreacting hypocritical teenager stuff. She just has a huge ego because she's above average in smarts
Wouldn't be a particular problem if not for the devs taking it 100% seriously and painting her as this tragic figure instead of a dumb adolescent making normal mistakes

[KivotosTube] Deserved Downfall of Michiru (embed)

>>534592842
She really doesn't want to go to work.

>>534592904
>because she's above average in smarts
i'm pretty sure she's just straight up an uber genius, like the smartest character in the game

Cute friends

>>534592812
"Kayoko is an obsessed cat-lady" is the secondary meme I hate the most.

>>534592904
The writers at least seemed to have somewhat learned their lesson if volume 5 is anything to go by

Airi is a rapist

>>534592803
Probably a B cup

>>534592904
>above average
Bitch can get whatever score she wants down to a point (see her getting 69 just to make a joke) and is the second-in-command of Sisterhood despite not even being a part of it

>>534593042
She does like cats so I think it’s cute

>>534593042
Same its so fucking dumb

I wasn't trying to bait Hanako simps, don't start this again

Reminder that Hanako is the only student who saw right through sensei and understands what his actual personality is.

>>534592436
She decided to pretend to be retarded with the intention of getting expelled from Trinity instead of actually trying to change the system, so yes.

>>534592756
A shot of Jack straight

just watched the new jurassic park movie
its kinda ass except for scarjo's scarjos

blue archive

>>534592842
What's the name of that song?

>>534593175
STRIKER ALT FUCKING WHEN, NEXON?!

>>534593042
She's walking around the cafe with a cat.

Oh yay the ladies pulled it off

What's the scientific mystic lore reason for Kokona having bigger boobs than Kisaki,Hoshino,Hina and Seia?

>>534593292
I've never seen any of them

>>534581151 (OP)
sex

>>534593239
Which is?

>>534593406
Goddess of fertility

>>534593239
I dont remember that at all.

>>534593406
Bad genes

>>534593406
Sunohara genetic

>>534593406
Sunohara genes

FUCK THE SUNOHARA FAMILY

>>534593406
Sunohara's have great jeans

>>534593406
Superior Sunohara genes. She's going to be bigger than Shun.

>>534593404
Isn't your contrast a bit too high

actually pretty impressed I haven't noticed that many errors in the translation

>>534593406
Genetics, have you seen her sister bro?

>>534583859
Easy rewards for just clicking auto.

>>534593438
>>534593479
Inb4 schizo man of 1000 faces who refuses to be natural around students and instead constructs an elaborate facade to tailor himself to whoever is around him

>>534593406
pubertas praecox

>>534593645
What is her problem

>>534593059
Cute mint chocolate ice cream girl would never...

>>534593376
You're not supposed to mention that...

Reminder that Gehenniggers are cringe

>>534593438
>>534593479
It was in her swimsuit alt momotalks
She understands sensei's personality in that he doesn't actually have a definitive personality, he always changes his behavior and appearance depending on which girl he's talking to

>>534593342
the lonely man theme

>>534593740
TrinityKEK

>>534593780
Thanks

Raid Status?

>>534593768
That's called mirroring and most people do that to some degree

>>534593718
You called?

TIL kokona and shun are sisters

>>534593883
AIslop

>>534593768
A man so wholeheartedly dedicated to his job of counseling students that in a way he has BECOME his job...

>>534593768
Oh, I still haven't read that momo

Soon

Chiset

So are people really running around tulpaing themselves?
Everything i do in different contexts and around different people is just me with a somewhat different bent. Same with every other person i've ever gotten to know

resetalice!

Neruset

resetkaede

resetarona

treeset

Teapartyset

>>534593921
the problem isnt necessarily mirroring, but to the extent sensei does it. hanako wouldn't just mention something like that for no reason

>>534593883
i dont like these sorts of images with the length measuring sort of stuff

>>534594280
>>534594282
>>534594284
>>534594286
>>534594289

>>534594278
you suck

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>534594289
Based

>>534594379
she KNOWS she's sexy momoi

>>534593975
you might actually be retarded

>>534594281
The TimeWizard

What's the next step of her master plan?

Is there a strategy for how I should hold lessons? I've just been holding lessons for students I want to raise affection, and trying to level all areas evenly. Should I focus on getting each area to max rank one-by-one instead?

>>534594281
you're an embarrassment

>>534593975
You DO know your students' last names, right Sensei?

>>534594379
Need for correction by Securikeitron.

>>534594507
wrong, neruset is best set

>>534594445
>sexy momoi
lol

>>534594492
That's why while you're leveling up areas. Then you want to ligmamaxx, that is do a lesson for 2 girls you'd eventually want to use your ligma on to increase their stars. Each eleph you get is 5 ligma saved down the line.

coom in doom
rope in hope

>>534594596
Sexkeiritron

Ahem
Hina is a NIGGER!

>>534594379
>moments before correction

>>534594707
>That's why while you're leveling up areas
That's FINE while you're leveling up areas

>>534594454
How can you be so sure about that?

im gooned out for the week

>>534594707
>>534594885
I see, thank you!

>hyper specialized units
>insane clears with heavy investment slowly no longer getting easy plats
>no meaningful story progression

Yep the game is starting it's decline. If you put any money into it after this point you are low IQ.

>>534594454
>>534594593
I don't have kokona and the shanhaijing events I've read never once mentioned that they're sisters, those are my copes for being a retard

>>534595089
Least delusional doomed

>>534595082
Doing so somewhat evenly is probably best because the amount of work required to level each one increases by level

>>534595110
Read the group story now to make amends.

Total Assault?
More like Total ASS

>>534595089
ok I wont

>>534593975
At first I thought Iroha and Ibuki were sisters since they have similar halos

what's up with michiru's voice? she sounds like she just bit her tongue https://r2.schaledb.com/voice/jp_ch0113/ch0113_relationship_up_3.mp3

>>534595089
It's weird
You've got hyperspecialized units nearly mandatory for some content
And then you've got sHanako making every other aoe purple dps obsolete and having kurokage balanced specifically around her, functionally becoming a mandatory unit

>>534595328
die
die right now

if (bing == 1) {
cout << "then goon";
}

>michiru
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/8/80/Michiru_Formation_In_1.ogg

>>534595328
Stop lying, retard

>>534595525
She's sperging out because your face is too close

Which student is the most zoomer ahh character?

>>534595727
Gogurtanon? More like luckletanon

>>534595821
Maki

>>534595821
misaki
she's trans

>>534594289
Would have been better as tea set.

Which student poops and pees?

>>534595328
You stole my luck asshole

>ahh
nigger

Iroha vaginal sex
Fubuki anal sex
Mari handholding
Leave.

>>534595328
I never went past lvl 1 craft, should I start adding more nodes?

>>534595328
From my three crafts, I got 3 purple gifts: two books, one antique egg, and two purple wolfseggs

If I don't make it out alive tell Arona to delete my "pictures" folder

>>534596146
If it's your first year, no

>Fuukapost
Every time

>>534596146
Only when you decide to start affectionmaxing, otherwise you are gonna need the mats