Kris correction edition
Previous Kris:
>>534546436 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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>>534582075 (OP)Dess is the only one who can correct Kris.
>>534582334No mans wharf is a hell pit designed by a psycho and itโs not even in the 10 worst areas
(I love ds2)
Kris makes my cock and balls tremble
>>534582435this is pretty much edging him
What sort of TV game show has people sat down playing videogames?
I NEED Beta_Noelle_Sprite.jpg
>>534582550What is she fuckin' Negan now?
what would a half breed's soul look like
>>534581352Have to ask because sadly memory is failing for me on my favorite show, that actually happened or was it some dream sequence and you're pulling my leg?
>>534581471I see, you prefer Yaoi. Also no, its not OG Dreamy proper, by a different artist that is taking extreme inspirations from them. Find em on pixiv via image search.
>>534581584The main thing to fight is yourself. When being a creative you need an element of selfishness, a "I want to see more of this and so I'll make it myself because no one else is doing it". You can still have an angle of trying to make it in a way that might get more eyes on it but don't forget that initial spark that started it, some things aren't to be compromised.
>>534581850Anon that's for Deltarune, not Undertale which is where people are talking about hybrid kids.
>Two cents (fucking new thread pain)Main issue is that we don't exactly know how Asriel's made, if it's a physical act than there might be incompatibility but if its a soul ritual fuckery than I don't see why a child hybrid couldn't exist considering we already have the soul absorption type of hybrid.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION I PREFER SLOW BURN ROMANCES MADE BY MAN
Should I play Earthbound?
>>534582719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmP5NEJqVvI&list=PLAXDhCgodzuD7QESbInm-OTWkb7Qrt6Sx
>>534582897Start with Mother 1, there are fun quality of life hacks out there
>>534582984I stand corrected.
>>534582897if you like ut/dr you will like it, it also has the based mechanic of auto winning lower level fights and a neat health mechanic
>>534582746>ralsei swooned>dess starts talking>โbuddy you still there? I just donโt know it seems like youโre trying to speakโ
>>534583038Wait I'm confused, I thought Mother 1 is Earthbound but the Japanese localization?
>>534583098Is there a spare mechanic or befriending option in the game? I think I already know the answer
>>534583110rudy got BLUED
>>534583290Earthbound is Mother 2 bro
>>534583275Okay, I admit that's pretty based...
>>534583290Mother 1 is the NES one, Earthbound is the English release of Mother 2 on the SNES
Also the spare and befriending mechanic was cribbed off of Shin Megami Tensei, none of that in the Mommy games
>>534583290nae it is a pretty straightforward older rpg otherwise, you will be opening the menu a lot
>>534583290Earthbound is Mother 2
America didn't get Mother 1 until it was released as "Earthbound Origins" on the Wii U.
See also: American "Final Fantasy 2" actually being FF4, and "Final Fantasy 3" being FF6.
>>534583527THE BOY WILL BE PURPLED
>dess is part of the old fun-squad
>dess, asriel, chara.
>chara led dess astray (weird route)
>you can hear how prone she is to violence in the song "raise up your bat"
>we are doing the same to noelle
>the prophecy repeats every few years
>>534583328I love goomyloids art style. Wish she did porn.
>>534583527Everything will be okay.
>>534583527>*slams desk*WHY IS THE DIALOGUE WRITTEN IN A UNDERTALE TEXTBOX?!
>>534583110Why is Kris given this weird hoodie sweater combo in fanart? why does all the Dess art have the same consistent Tomboy/Art hoe look? I don't have a third question other than kris is a manlet
>>534583423My bad your excellency. I feel foolish now. I'll look into Mother 1 then.
>>534583454I understand now, I had a feeling that was the case. I just wanted to be sure my information was correct.
>>534583564I don't mind if the story is good I heard the music is groovy.
>>534583572Why did we get fucked with the localizations for jrpgs? Did the Europeans fair better than us USAbros? Or is Japan hoarding all their exclusives to games and being weird about releases again?
>>534583798More like groomyfoids gottem
>>534583957Nah we got fucked on releases here too, you're not alone
>>534582409>>534582435groove morning/afternoon
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You guys seen this masterpiece yet?
>>534583957>Did the Europeans fair better than us USAbrosWe got ultrafucked with regards to JRPGs, like they brought over Xenosaga Part 2 but not Part 1 or Part 3
>>534584285I've seen clips but I can't find the original source anywhere. I tried 'Tenna IRL' and 'Tenna stream irl' on youtube but nothing came up.
What is this amazing video?
How would the gang react to this? And how would (You) react to this?
>>534584483https://youtu.be/Uas6OcsnxL8
>ralsei sacrifices himself to stop the titans during the roaring
>slipspace rupture detected
>slipspace rupture detected
>>534583098Every jrpg needs an instant-win low level fights option to make you not want to rope yourself
I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!
>>534584543>How would the gang react to this?Even Susie with her one and a half brain cell questions this plot development
>And how would (You) react to this?Fave into relevant!? Whoopee!! Yahoo!!
>>534582772>I see, you prefer Yaoi.Yikes! Worser! I prefer to ship myself with the human girls. I don't want to see them munching each other.
>>534584543It even explains why Undyne was kidnapped...
>Kris correction edition
Uh-oh!
>>534584982based and rare non-shit opinion.
>>534585084Kris erotic.....
>>534585039Two outcomes for this
>Ralsei's trust in Kris is actually totally founded and Kris ultimately rejects the Knight to protect Susie when the chips are down>Kris ends up choosing the Knight over Susie and Ralsei steps up to defend her instead
honestly these random small moments between Kris and Noelle in chapter 2 are cuter than anything Susie x Noelle related we've seen so far
>>534584982This but they're boys instead
>>534585084Jokes aside I love when artists draw creepy Desses
>>534585356and yet... the only way to be close to her is to put a bit of yourself in her.
>>534585356I like the fact that she takes being terrorized with mice with some humor
>>534585449if Kris doesn't want her she will be with (me)
>>534585205>Kraut into human women.
>>534585260>tfw you see that they/them-is
>>534585513Kris' has always been a little gremlin who kept pulling pranks on everyone, and this was the Kris she was close with
She likes when when Kris is messing with her in harmless ways
>>534582679Au where Noelle is the main character and instead of all the deltarune plot happening she simply gets trapped in and has to escape seven chapters of fetish themed worlds.
Post god-tier arrangements/remixes
And I do mean god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHLysedLBlI
>>534585708Dess couldn't handle that they/them pussy
But I could.
Tomboy Dess with black hair and a dark coat like Rudy has been heavily adopted but what if the official design leans into the fat dyke territory or never gets an official design.
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>>534586039>Kris' has always been a little gremlin who kept pulling pranks on everyoneDid Kris actually pull pranks on anybody besides Noelle because I can't think of an example off the top of my head
I want the Tenna Fangamer figure so bad
>>534585669what a freak.
luckily he has grown into such a pessimistic negative asshole that no one will ever like him back.
>>534586176Sad to think they might not be friends forever.
>>534584982I always thought you were this anon
>>534582772 similar tastes similar minds i guess
>>534582772Lower right is best btw
I don't have any energy today, so tired, not enough time today to enjoy spamtenna art
>>534586452>when the phorpshorous coating is burnt into the glass.
>>534582746She just needed to punish him for trying to snitch.
I did not care for the water cooler
How does Sans Deltarune having sex with Toriel relate to the main theme of deltarune and its lore?
>>534586581I don't like the aura this comic is giving me. I have a feeling this ends in gore or ss.
>>534586483Cool design, looks like artorias
At the end of the day Deltarune is a game where there will not be a character who pulls out a gun and looks cool as fuck and this is Toby's ultimate failing
>>534582679Yes. But like most h games on steam the fucking was removed.
quick thought: they cut the sprite of susie hurting herself in ch2 and bleeding just to show it 2 chapters later for dramatic effect.
>>534585708>yellow and pink heterochromiaOh no
>>534586715>corrupted from walking the abyssthis game is going to make my brain fractal
>>534585708Did becoming the Knight make Dess freakier, or was she always like that?
God freaking dammit, I really need to know what pippins feet look like for something I'm making, and no it's not foot porn
>>534582496Do you think there's ever been a woman who's rape fetish was so intense that she survived a real rape fully untraumatized
>>534586717>New Dark World will be with Asgore>Asgore was former police chief>Loved Cowboy show>Has t.vPlenty of opportunities for guns. Also what about the shadow people? They pull out tommy guns.
>>534586295Toriel said Kris used to throw bath bombs into the toilet for fun, but that's all I can think of right now
But most of Kris pranks were targeted at Noelle (understandable, it's very funny to bully her)
>>534586483I am not Dess or the roaring knight. I do not know the shelter code or gasters true goals. I am simply a humble krisfucker.
>>534586473>I always thought you were this anonI don't know what you're talking about. I am just an anonymous anon that likes human women.
>>534586551there is always time anon
>>534585429Sheโs such a creep
I can't wait for Kris and Noelle to become husband and wife canonically. On the normal route even.
>>534587257Seconding this.
>>534586882Dess is squaring up with manus RIGHT NOW
>>534587257*wife and wife
>>534586708Sans fucking Kris's mom means
>Things are changing in Kris's life, and Kris as a character resists change and growth hence their MUH DESS character motivation>The divorce that Kris almost certainly feels responsible for is now so final that Toriel has a new boy toy which is deeply upsetting for Kris but also means it's becoming more and more difficult to "fix things" as it were>Kris gets punished for pushing their family away AND for leading Susie on a wild goose chase at the church with loud rimshots which is extremely funny
>>534587241All As anyone who says otherwise is an insane freak.
>>534587257*husband (female) and wife (?)
>>534587257Noelle as the husband and Kris as the wife of course
>>534587154Youโre not fooling anybody, Dess.
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Eating dinner with Ralsei for the very first time and serving him uncooked kidney beans and telling him that Google said it's OK
>>534586708The artist didnโt draw anything that could be considered a continuation to it. Just more of P Dessy being creepy.
>>534587034i don't think women are truly into being raped.
it's kind of like a BDSM thing.
these leather-clad lunatics do all these exotic things because they trust their partner.
and that's the whole point: its a safe danger.
these people probably just put a lot of RP into their sessions.
kris and dess more like mating press
>>534587481What do you have against beans?
>>534587215I like the generous amounts of booty the artist gave her knight form
>>534587398I am reminded of some of the art where Kris' potential loaner hand starts turning into black glass.
>shadow crystal route is actually following the Dess path
>>534587241Hooves are better
Why aren't dreemurs actual goats with digitrade legs with hooves for mountain climbing, rectangular pupils and constantly chewing food (ruminating)
Trailer had toriel as a goat
Dogs and rabbits aren't that unique compared to goats
>>534586993She was always like that, but kept it hidden for the most part. Now that sheโs the Knight, she has no reason to hide it anymore.
>>534587798BRO, ISN'T SHE ASRIEL'S GF?!
Toby took down the Unofficial Undertale Collection...
>>534587756Incredible... This explains so much. P Dessy got to Kanye Dreemurr.
>>534588008cuckolding game
>>534588008Asriel's busy getting mating pressed by humans with big themnis's and tight thussys
>>534587034It's more probable that there is/has been
>>534588035i like them too!
I can't believe we had a dark world set entirely in Kris's house and then a light world section in Noelle's house and are no closer to learning what happened to Dess or why Toriel and Asgore split up than we were 4 years ago.
>>534587756>I feel like P Diddy with furAlvin the chipmunk predicted deltarune
>>534587034If you have that intense of a rape fetish, you can basically never really be raped.
It becomes a totally unfulfillable fetish.
>>534588178>are no closer to learning what happened to Dess or why Toriel and Asgore split up than we were 4 years ago.What do you mean?
We know, for example, that Asgore and Toriel split up due to Asgore's obsession with some kind of conspiracy
>>534588291After 4 (7 really) years of waiting I expected a little more clarity.
>>534588150thinking about big spamton neo sneo and small tenna
I will say that after chapter 4 I think we're finally out of the Question Arcs and starting to get into the Answer Arcs if you'll pardon my Ryukishi
>>534586295he's gotta have pulled a few on berdly before, i dont have examples but it just makes sense to me
Evil and fucked up doeโฆ
>>534588505Promised consort jackenstein
(NTA that drew it)
>>534588729iirc he griefed his minecrap server in the sweepstakes blog
>>534588652i have always been a size difference enjoyer and im glad other fujos are being set on the path
>>534588105>Amazon PressHot
Do you think Undyne has to restrain herself from doing police brutality when someone says "ofFISHer" instead of officer.
>>534589020I think that Undyne would be mildly amused by it but only for about 5 times after which it's on sight
>>534588779>fun gang enters the bunker>pitch black>four kings healthbar shows up(Side note but the four kings bare a resemblance to dess knight with the antlers and lankyness)
why does she love lying so much?
>>534588751>"Don't you dare gay my dinosaur"
>>534589190She's just trying to downplay her relationship with Kris in that moment
>>534588751I like the way this artist draws susie with her collar popped
>>534589190Did you not grow up with a sister? Girls that age lie like they breathe.
>>534586295Asriel, seemingly.
Also the bath bomb
>>534584559>I am sick and tired of receiving marketing emails from W.D. Gaster asking if I am interested in โdark world enlargement supplements.โ>I HAVE ALREADY SAID YES>I DONโT KNOW HOW MANY MORE TIMES I CAN SAY YES>PLEASE SEND THEM TO MEEven in joke content the Tenna fatfag agenda proceeds
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>>534586993Oh she was like that since day 1, but now she has plausible deniability of being some dark world monstrosity so she can go full freak to her heartโs content
>>534586993It runs in the family. Rudy was the only normal one.
That's enough working on my Final Fantasy V romhack time to Underrune post some Underrunes
>>534589384Even skinny Tennas canonically have a fat ass.
I can't wait for Kris and Susie to become husband and wife canonically.
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>>534588086cucking is le bad.
i support love.
>>534590024bit weird that kris is the wife and susie is the husband though
>>534589913i have an intense desire to know of your romhack, custom jobs?
What do the Japanese think of Derutarurune?
>raped by kris
>raped by dess
>raped by carol
>raped by queen
>raped by spamton
how does she do it
How does anyone see the layout of chapters 1-7
To me, chapters 1-5 is basically the main five episodes of the story. With the secret shadow crystal bosses of Jevil, Spamton, Eram to the Knight, Gerson, and Friend.
Chapter 6 is the finale. The true labs to the final boss of the story, with the bunker (the dark world), the final knight fight, and banishing the angelโs heaven. Ralsei will be the one to deal the โfinishing blowโ with the song from the seaโฆ and Kris and Susie will have to banish the Heaven in a similar way Asgore did.
Chapter 7 is the ending that never ends. The afterlife. The same fate Gerson has in chapter 4 will be given to Susie.
>>534590192You forgot toby in that list, he's the one writing the character
NEED the Tenna plushie, I need it NOW so I can eat guac and chips with him as a comfy saturday night activity.
>>534590192>I canโt help it Iโm just so good lookin
>>534589902I need some YouTuber to hop on the Rudy Knight theory so I can get more sexy evil Rudy art before he dies badly
>>534590163Just some stat changes and gear changes so far but I'm hoping to figure out how to alter abilities and add new ones, just a personal project
I really wanna try and make Dragoon cool and fun
>>534590192raped by the narrative
What do you think is the relationship between humans and monsters in Deltarune? In Undertale, it was the driving force of the narrative, but itโs strangely absent here, barring some mentions of humans being weird here and there.
The look that a silicone-based darkner gives me when i go to the dark world and it realises its me.
Its been places.
15-something posts of headcanon Noelle rape slop.
>>534590385>make Dragoon cool and funwe are of one soul, godspeed. old dragoons really needed some kind of dragon related abilities instead of just focus with an invincible turn
>>534590603You got it boss, I'm working on it.
you can't unrape the narrative
>>534590603i was about to write how asriel listens to dess fuck kris
>what stopped you?decency
>>534590421Slightly cold and distant. Not enough to war over. After all monsters don't got magic and the understanding of souls is unknown from what a library book say so without the fear of magic and a monster killing a human to become a god, they have no reason to war.
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>>534590830Watch me, nigga.
>>534589742Imagine the estrusโฆ
>>534572460Iโd like to see a follow up with Dess pulling out Krisโs shorts and undies while still holding him upside down
>>534590334Me too anon. I just want to cherish him and eat sushi with him.
>>534590895The man the myth the legend. Frick unnertale da man who hugs the narrative back to life.
>>534590545>implying it wouldnโt ask you to start plapping immediately >โAnon, remember all the fun we used to have? Those exciting Friday nights spent together in bed, as your body quivered and you held me so tightly. You know, if you have a little time, maybe we couldโฆ..?
>>534589641What horror movies do you think she's quoting in her head as the knight?
>>534591173Nightmare on Elm Street and Childโs Play
>asriel comes back
>dess got found
>asriel happy to see his girl
>โNOT SO FASTETH GOATKEKโ
>>534587034i remember seeing some reddit bitch talk about how she deliberately tried to get raped by going into deserted areas at night and the like. i'm pretty sure it was just a fetishfag rp-ing and making everyone bear witness but even so it was unnerving
Everyone talks about the Spamton Knight lines when Spamton said this earlier about communions.
>>534590047Chara cucking Dess is hot though
>>534591096She isn't. In reality she is just a rich punk girl who cares about her sister and likes to fuck around and get high. She just has a bad run in with cosmic horrors
>>534591241>"WELCOME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH" as she de-arms Tenna
>>534590545would it not worship you as a fertility god
>>534590895I will continue to believe there is no way to have a truly happy ending until frisk or the vessel shows up, Kris is not going to make it possible
>>534591315The Knight has the same laugh as FRIEND
Just something to think about
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Which one of you assholes drew this?
>>534591280Kris would manually equip the black shard and cut rouxls down for that. That or rip his card up in the light world so no rules card fight fuckery happens
>>534590421Decent. Outside of small rural towns their population is probably pretty mixed in at this point.
Biggest change overall is probably that several fetishes are normalized. Being a furry in this world is probably about as weird as being into asians.
>>534591241>I've got a date with a 6 year old boy!Very fitting.
>noelle going into heat during class
>she doesn't realize her glistening deer pussy is stinking up the entire school
>Kris actually likes the smell from staying at the Holiday mansion so often as a kid
>>534591315i remain convinced that this little shit is spoiling the whole game and we just don't understand how yet.
>thi5>dark/star is element no 5>>534591549mettaton is a fleshie in all worlds
>NOO YOU CANT MINDBREAK MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
Loser got ragebaited
>>534591325cuckoldry is only permissible in rare occassions.
>>534590664>FirstLol.
Imao.
Mind you, it is good pr so I can see why Carol ships them.
>>534590421I think humans and monsters are typically intermingled peacefully and Hometown is a weird special edge case due to prophecy bullshit
>>534591534It's not just us who do this bud. There are places that aren't here doodin' stuff there.
>>534591672Hold my beer, i am getting you a girlfriend.
How does Hussie trying to destroy Homestuck play into Deltarune's plot and themes
Humans don't always get on with humans with a different skin colour they would not intermingle with an entirely different species.
>>534590835And he does nothing while his little brother gets raped by their mutual friend? He really is like Asgore.
>>534591736Fair, just the fact that it was Battat specifically made me think of this place.
>>534591675Honestly, I like it mostly when it's done as a power play. Like the cucking in Makeine.
>>534591857please no.
>writes "keep going" not "proceed"you had one job, anon.
>>534591668Remember how Spamton died in chapter 2?
Think about what happens to Kris and Susie since they have the angel inside of them, controlling/guiding them in its strings, and then they have to banish IT to banish heaven.
This is why Kris and Susie will die no matter what.
>>534591948Hussie has been in control of Deltarune the whole time, despite saying he had no involvement in it.
Sinister things are abrew
>>534591948it's a paralell to tenna having a breakdown and tearing down the set and also his kids
>>534591961>Don't always get onSpanish conquistador style marriage means it won't be necesary for them to be friends.
>>534592168Gaster tits in your future.
Dess liked pantsing Kris just so she could get a glimpse of his cute boybutt
>dude weird route is so fricked up dude it's even worse than genocide in Undertale it's so evil
>Deltarune weird route: you kill 1 guy and act mean to 1 girl
>Undertale genocide: 100+ directly killed, potentially the whole universe destroyed
>>534591948Hussie is the man who was swallowed by his self created grand narrative
>>534591948consoomed by he creation
>>534592078i really dislike the superiority/inferiority component of it.
i am fiercely allergic to disloyal people.
>>534592168From W.D. Gasster to this....
>>534591595Imagine the small damp spot she leaves on her chair, unfff
What do you think the smell is like?
I think Rudy and Susie are the only characters who are 100% not surviving this story no matter what you do.
Susie is becoming TOO perfect and becoming "THE HERO" way too much to survive.
Rudy is probably gonna croak either chapter 5-6, which is gonna be really bad for Noelle and how badly she reacts to it depends on if it's normal or weird route.
no one will find the secret fave shrine
>>534592339It's the difference between being a force of nature like a hurricane and being a serial killer in a town that's supposed to be safe
>>534592339but the heckin darkners... a-and you stole a girl's watch!
>>534591241Both of which she watched with Kris
>>534592161to be fair, he did live he's just stuck as he is now
>>534592465what about berdly who is totally not going to survive the story?
susie will outlast us given the prophecy is true.
OH MY HECKING DARKNESS
HOW VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
IS THAT A
WEIRD ROUTE?
*SIPS VOIDLENT*
THE TASTE OF
HEAVEN INDEED
>>534592437>Itโs not like eggnog or candy cane or something and it actually just smells rank as shit
>>534592339the game is not fucking done
>>534592248>Spamton was working on the soundtrack for MANTLE in the basement while Tenna went insane trying to make Season 6 of TV Time
>>534592137Shit youโre right
>>534592339No. Sans is most likely from the weird route of Deltaruneโs timeline. Being unable to comeback to it because itโs destroyed. And heโs trying to stop you from destroying this world in the genocide route.
>>534592339darkners are more worthy than monsters and humans
>>534591595Pissfag here, that's fucking disgusting and I don't like thinking about that. The human mind is weird, liking more gross things but finding comparatively less gross things more gross.
>>534592465I think Rudy and his sickness are more tied to Carol's motives and that he'll stay up to tell her to stop, at least
As for Susie we already know that her hero role is completely fabricated by Kris and the Knight and that she's in for a rude awakening very soon, I think that's enough to stop her from getting the "too good for this world" treatment
>>534592743sorry man, but there are a lot of things i can do and even i have to stop myself from doing things that i feel are not right.
>>534592735no that was mettaton. spamton was running a kickstarter scam and getting greasepaint onto everything
>>534592750see, the store being ripped straight from undertale makes me think there is a secret 3rd place he's REALLY from and maybe papyrus is there.
>>534592339Killing all the Monsters breaks the immersion, it just becomes a grind and you stop emotionally connecting with it, hence the whole Execution Points and Level of Violence cringefest.
You only feel bad for killing off the main cast and the dogs and even then not always.
It's a worse act but I don't feel as bad for doing it as I did the Weird Route.
>>534592845Carol extracts darkness from Rudy's asshole with her strap-op.
>>534592717>she starts blowing raspberries on the boytum
I like it when people make plushies of their faves
Hope you feel bad for Berdly and the darkners and not Noelle in the weird route. She's our accomplice.
>>534592717that's a good start!
imagine young Kris too preoccupied by the headband and putting it back on that he doesn't notice that Dess is doing away with his shorts
>>534592465I would say Dess and Rudy.
>>534592959the store wasn't ripped from undertale, it was a failed business venture and sans bought the building
>>534592971The weird route still has that problem because no one feels bad for any kill that isnt berdly, at best it's marginally more uncomfortable with the ice cubes remaining but you still very quickly brush it off. You cant really fix that issue though, the more you do something the easier it is to adjust. Level of Violence is cringe but it has a point, it gets easier the more you do it and you're doing it a lot. Just because it puts a lot of focus on a specific crime youre commiting doesnt it fixed all of genocides issues, they're still present
YES
MY CREATION
THE CORE
MAKE SURE
TO PUT THAT FUNKY ASS SYNTH
IN THE AREA
THIS SHIT โSLAPSโ I DARE SAY
>>534593351The Monsters would've escaped the Underground without needing to get Human Souls if Gaster had focused more on his research and less on making sick area tunes in FLStudio.
>>534593064That's normal though
Has anyone in this thread successfully obtained a cute noelle gf?
>>534593505Yeah, and itโs cute
MY HONEST REACTION
WHEN MY PLAN
TO MAKE DESS A
SHOTACON
WORKS OUT
FLAWLESSLY
>>534592871No biggie, totally get you
>>534593325ah i see
still it's weird that sans talks like he know what we're up to.
>>534593564do i look like i browse /k/?
i am not pro-ukrainian, transgender or own a gun.
>>534593487>Try and make it to the world with people who hate you and now have nuclear warfare as an optionor
>Make some sick ass tunesI think he had the right priorities
Kris beating you up in real life for misgendering them
anyone got more of dess "registered doelester" holiday x kris? idk why toby is being so mysterious about her being missing, shes gone because shes not allowed near the school anymore
>>534592845Even with Susie's role being mostly fabricated (or forcibly inserted), she's still slowly becoming a "Hero" on Weird route, even when she lacks a lot of her development from the main route.
It really does feel like she's going to going to die no matter what for me though, because of how she's slowly becoming entirely self sufficient and keeps changing or breaking things. The best I can see for her is her sacrifice changes context depending on route, one being hopeful and the other done out of desperation.
Rudy I'm more worried about because him dying would be an absolute shit show for probably both Carol and Noelle, I hope he gets some big focus in chapter 5.
>>534593720no tenna it'll go straight to your thighs
>>534593675That's how he always talks because he's a condescending little fuck
>>5345933819000 pippins bunny outfit pics
>>534593487>Hello Mr Gaster howโs the determination research comi-
>>534593231I sadly did not make that. I just wanted to post something similar.
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Who is getting best Doeussy?
>>534593737Kris breaking his limp wrist after punching me once
>>534593638you're okay anon.
make me hate the man, make his GF begettable and we can talk about this again.
>>534593564Until bride abduction becomes legal again: No.
>>534593505Exactly, because Kris and Dess had a wholesome relationship, right up until the moment where they entered the Shelter and Kris got traumatized by seeing whatever the fuck happened to Dess.
>>534582409I love them too!
>>534593872Asgore diggin in rudy
>>534593872Definitely Kris.
>the doeussy is at prime age unlike carol>not dead like dess
https://www.rpgsite.net/feature/17959-an-interview-with-yoshiro-kimura-stray-children-art-creation
>The nature of game development is cyclical, and Moon in particular has directly (or indirectly) influenced a handful of games, perhaps the most well-known of which are Undertale and Deltarune. I understand that you've played Undertale and some of Deltarune. Do you think that some of Undertale or Deltarune has ouroboros'd its way into Stray Children?
>Kimura-san: When I talk about Toby Fox, I need to emphasize that you write about him well, please. *laughs* People notice whenever you write or talk about Toby Fox, and I don't want people to think I'm using him. He is my friend, of course, and if I ask him a question, he's always willing to help, but I ask that you please take care with this answer. *more laughing*
>Toby Fox and I have been friends for a while, and I remember us asking each other to try each other's games. He would ask me to try a better version of Undertale, I would ask him to try Million Onion Hotel, and so on. He'd offer some feedback, and we'd make some changes. This kind of communication was really nice to have. When I played Undertale, I felt very cozy, but in that moment, I realized that I don't have enough courage to play other people's games. I don't really have the time, and I don't want to play violent games, but Undertale was super good.
>During Black Bird's era, I talked with Toby Fox a lot, and I felt he has a very similar feeling despite being much younger. I asked him, "Why do you play my games?", and he replied, "I love weird games." Different age, different home country, but we are very similar and connected.
>>534592959> see, the store being ripped straight from undertale makes me think there is a secret 3rd place he's REALLY from and maybe papyrus is there.Thereโs another Papyrus in Undertale lingering in its dark world.
Maybe Papyrus and Sans can jump between this world and Deltarune. And other monsters secretly do the same thing.
>>534593830She's probably dead in the weird route. Otherwise, somewhat doubt it.
Rudy is probably going to die early on during chapter 5 and then get focus 6.
>>534593838COMING straight to HIS thighs!
It's his rump!
(coming!)
>>534593720Giving him all the pizza he wants because I want to see his precious, happy face and because I know it'll go to his butt and thighs
>>534587257In full support of this.
>>534594037Does Stray Children still not have an English release date what the hell
>>534593868shame... a man can dream... a man can dream...
If some wandering artist pass here, perhaps?...
Also is there any art, especially lewd ones, of Dess x Kris? I know she doesn't have any official model yet, but so far I only see her paired up with Asriel
>>534593967Dess had Kris kill her and spread her ashes over his soul.
Cummings straight from your house
>>534593785https://rentry.co/KressSmonk
>>534594128more evidence for my 'everything is a matrix-style simulation from the bunker' schizoshit
the characters that /utg/ loves the most (and the lancer fan club)
I'm tempted to draw a femkris sprite on Wplace. Where shoud I put her?
>>534593830Susie almost certainly will not die in the normal route, assuming that it follows the prophecy.
Conversely she's almost certain to die in the weird route. I can't see her learning about what we're doing and allowing it to happen.
Well, that, and the very obvious symbolism in the sword route of chapter 3
>>534587257she'll never love you like you love her.
>>534587407retard
>>534587495retard^2
>>534587502retard^3
>>534594197big dumptruck gaste
>>534593737Unless he pulls out the knife his tiny malnournised ass isn't doing shit.
>>534594521Right next to a trans flag
>>534593574I like art that depicts the player as dark world kris. Really sells the idea that kris has more power in the light world and we have more, in the dark world.
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I like that Alphys consistently plays the sax in Undertale music release covers
I hope all of you fellow true entertainment connoisseurs have been doing your important exercises
>>534594660how else would we know kris is mentally unwell
>>534594854>coin flips at end of game>kris has 50/50 of roping
...can I just pretend I'm Kris.
>>534594530Anyone with the Angel soul is dying.
>>534594768She's Lisa Simpson look-alike.
How come they're making Homestuck the Animated but not Undertale? Is Toby actually the real failure and Hussie the real winner?
>>534593351Gaster really stepped it up from meat factory to make CORE huh
>>534594954>Kris>Using a ropeHe's jumping in front of a train at the very least.
>>534594138>find virovirokun more erotic than tasque (designated coombait woman)its over for me
>>534594910>open stream>itโs real so hussie sold his soul for vivzieslop
>>534595165>Asriel's face because Noelle is squeezing on his ear too hardIt's the little things.
I feel like this is when I should post something like "I can't wait till Susie and Noelle are wife and wife" but I think posting ragebait is less fun if it also makes myself angry just typing it. It's like the suicide bombing version of ragebait.
>>534594910WHY IS HE NOT WORKING ON HIS FUCKING GAME???
DYFFG
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>>534594954is it actually still that bad?
during the covid pandemic a survey was made that actually said that half of these people have at least contemplated it.
>>534594625His tiny malnourished ass will be doing a lot for me.
>>534593737If its a fist fight I could most likely take him, I definitely outweigh and outsize him without being an immobile piece of shit, the most he could achieve is using the scott lawson fighting style but that just means im doing the same to him and worse until he cannot medically be refered to as he
>>534595459He's got plenty of time between now and late December 2026
>>534594910crazy ass year huh
>>534593737I would fold that little bitch like a pretzel.
>Carol tries to kickstart the Roaring to bring Dess back to life as a darkner
>Kris didnโt tell her that all Darkners turn to stone during the Roaring
Dessโ statue will depict her laughing her ass off for the rest of eternity as she realizes Kris just pulled the most generational prank ever
>>534595459Lazy bastard is coming up with more excuses to not do the one thing everyone wants him to do.
>I wept because I had no deerpussy
>until I met the man with no friends to lovers purple dragon girl
>>534595604IT'S GONNA BE LATE 2027 IF HE KEEPS UP LIKE THAT.
>>534593737I will not misgender them, instead, I will gain their trust until I have access to the sacred they/them dick and we can wrestle during sex
Is the tower climb at the beginning of chapter 4 doable or are you intended to fail?
>>534595075Why would Toby want a canon undertale animation
>>534595790*Enemies to lover
>>534595790the scariest story
>>534595847You mean the sword hallway? Yeah, I've seen people do it on YouTube. I don't think you get anything for it though.
>>534595847You can succeed but Kris folds intentionally if you make it
>>534594910no fucking way lmao
I'm hoping for the Baby is You John voice
Does the titan count as a rook in chess theory? Cuz it came out of a huge tower?
So the Vessel is totally gonna be back right? I think the make-your-tank part in Chapter 1 tells us that creations can return in future chapters.
Why did the Knight get Nerfed if it's a fight you're supposed to lose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NtQjXS-gGY
>>534594910>Toby "Radiation" FoxYou've done it now
>>534594910i forgot what thread i was in for a minute
>>534596238I already put my chips on "Kris is the vessel all grown up and colored in with care"
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>>534596419Mm. That theory is kinda tuff.
>>534596292The image creator forgot to add "please understand" at the end
What if Gaster never actually shows up in Deltarune? Will we riot?
>>534596419>YOUR BEAUTIFUL CREATION>WILL NOW BE REJECTED>I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE IT LOOKING STOCK LIKE THAT?>THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING>I THINK I STILL HAVE SOME ACRYLICS LEFT, HOLD ON
I wish Berdly was more important and berdier, a main character was more bird-like or I didn't think about some of them acting like birds so much. I've had daydreams about Susie laying eggs (to be fair also a reptile trait) and Kris incubating them in a nest in a nice secluded area free from predators. I've been having intrusive thoughts about the Knight having the anatomy to extend its neck to preen its non-existent feathers (that I would pet). Or looking like a big Knight-flavored bird resting in its nest. To be fair I've thought of scenarios involving Berdly too like Kris feeding him regurgitated food bird-style or him putting his head under their sweater to mimic the feel of the brood pouch he never got to feel because his mom put him in an incubator, but I don't restrict myself to him.
>>534594910Hey Toby, when I said stop making a bunch of worthless vtuber collabs, I didnt mean do this shit instead
>>534596238I'd be surprised if it didn't considering that despite the game saying it will be discarded, the data for it is retained in your save file.
Also your answer to the "You acknowledge the possibility of pain and seizure" is saved on line 1225 in the code of your save
>>534596463>Susie's idea to get into the shelter. >Just rocket into the door and explode.
>>534596238I hope so. This is gonna be the coolest thing when it happens.
MY DELTARUNE
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DRAWING SUSELLE ART FORโฆ?
VERY
VERY
GAY
>>534596419If you call living with the Dreemurrs "care", Iโd hate to see what you think abuse is.
I'm going to rework my schizoshit, you stay good, will ya /utg/?
>>534595847Yeah it's extremely doable if you know it's coming
None of the patterns are particularly difficult
>>534597018Ralsei is an unborn Asriel kid.
>>534597004Whatever Chara got.
>>534595075undertale's narrative don't work like that. best you could hope for is, say, a little anthology series of undertale character moments
>>534597106>YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY>YOUR BEAUTIFUL CREATION>YOUR PRIDE AND JOY>YOUR> FUCK TROPHY>HAS BEEN...>D I S C A R D E D.
>>534597216Chara ran away because she killed a man.
>>534596901>"What do you mean, why am I in the cart?">"...">"Oh. Fair.">"Climb in little guy, I'll scoot over"
>>534594910>remove the only place where people can read homestuck>announce a pilot where the executive producer is a grown adult with the cognitive faculty and writing skills of a middle schoolerhmm
>>534596217The rook would be a flower. Look at it.
>>534597004https://litter.catbox.moe/i40v942wo8abxqim.mp4
>>534597340>Chara is Guan Yu.Cool?
The last thing Kris saw before the Desslester appeared (pretend it has antlers)
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>>534597004Kris gets unlimited omelettes instead of unlimited eggs benedict... The ultimate abuse
>>534597540Why does friend look like a pedophile in this image?
>>534597263This. Doing a adaption of the story is a bad idea due to how gameplay focused it is.
>>534597540Golllariz Kris.
>>534594910if homosuck becomes popular enough in this gennie that you all start referencing it, i'm going to kill everyone here then myself
>>534596217nah, bishop. bishops are church related, and the bishop in Jackenstein's secret prophetic map thing has deliberate Titan design elements.
Rook seems to be viewed from above to look like a flower for chapter 5
>>534597263i've long since thought we should have official comics. could get gigi dg to draw them.
>>534597681I mean, that's pretty much what the original cover implied
Daydreaming about the annoying green pippins and his patient, helpful friends
>>534597897>>534596217The waifu flower is real.
>>534597106Did Asriel have an abortion?
>>534594910god dammit every time I try to get into obscure media they immediately announce something that will mostly guarantee it will become popular or mainstream in no time i hate my life
>>534598171Just get into Touhou.
>>534597340>Chara as Cunoessa.
>>534597263Yeah, if anything, Deltarune is more fit for that, the story is not as compact as Undertale, and the whole dark world thing means you can add more self-contained fountain locations and new characters if need be.
>>534598171Anon homosuck is far from obscure and hasn't been obscure in more than a decade
>>534598171>homestuckdodged a bullet m8
>>534598165No. Dess dissapeared with life inside of her.
>>534594910I always knew one day we would get homestuck animated. I felt it in my bones. God damn. What the fuck. I guess it's happening
>>534598340Pretty much. You could pretty easily do "Dark fountain of the week" stories.
>>534598171Calling homestuck obscure is like calling the Beatles obscure are you trolling or for real right.now.
>>534598639could have fucking fooled me I only see it mentioned sometimes by in here
>>534598784wow.
art that isn't garbage and actually good.
Animating Homestuck isn't going to magically make everything that happened after [S] Game Over good. At least new people will get there hopes up before then.
>>534598912>"Hey, Freak. Want to /ss/."
>>534598784Hey I recognize that sprite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w
>>534598960Getting [S] Seer: Ascend and [S] Jade: Enter animated is enough to make me happy, even if I know for a fact it will turn to shit eventually
I KISSED A GOAT AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF HIS TOOTHPASTE CHAPSTICK
I KISSED A GOAT JUST TO TRY IT
I HOPE MY GIRLFRIEND DON'T MIND IT
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>534599039Man I forget sometimes how much aura Asgore had.
>>534599250Good night, gote!
>>534598539This is why people loved chapter 2 because it was characters in a fun fantasy land having the time of their life.
Lily orchard was right and ATLA making serialized lore cartoons super popular was a mistake
>>534596843I didn't know that dang.
>>534593564If I had do you think I'd still be posting here?
>>534599507yes. what part of "you're here forever" did you not understand
>>534599405Lore is good when used sparingly, from my own childhood I remember there being great cartoons with about 1 lore-important episode per 3 small stories. Making big arcs go through every single episode is something that should only be reserved for really good writers.
>>534598912Why do her boobs look like that
>>534593564Me. I did off of this thread, you should've been here when chapter 2 popped off they're all gone now!
>>534599405>Lily orchard was rightthrow yourself in a moat
anyway no one actually WANTS no serialization or lore no matter how much they screech they're burned out on it, it's why Mao Mao never got big
>>534599901Those are actually Shadow Crystals
>>534594660Didn't they put a bunch of trans flags on jk rowlings house? Considering how ill some of these people are, i'm suprised nobody attempted actually going there.
>>534600053I was underage...
december bullied and abused kris and they did not have a good relationship. toriel banned her from the house which is what caused the holiday-dreemur rift to form.
>>534600113they literally did a few years back just to stare at it, it's what contributed to her mental decline
>>534594910>Karkat, a character who doesn't even have a speaking appearance until act 3, has a physical appearance in the pilot episodeOh yeah, this is going to be unmitigated dogshit.
>>534600174Well now you the Noelle gfs got taken you'll have to settle for a gay femboy who likes Ralsei and hyperdeath asriel.
>>534600264Post pics or GTFO
>>534600472Ok I'm just gonna kill myself
>>534600549Femboys aren't that bad, anon. You could've gotten alot worse.
>>534600549Is it really that serious? Okay the best I can offer are spoid and tennaposters. They are women.
>>534600393Theyโve gotta pander to the Karkat fujos.
>>534600538>dig through a radioactive twitter account just to win an internet argumentno fuck off
>>534594910Man I can't wait to tune into the first episode and hear John say the FUCK word every other second
the secret /utg/ discord...
>>534600812It's not real and if it was real you can find better servers to mutually masturbate on.
We'll get Undertale animated after we get Halloween Hack animated.
>>534600709I wouldn't mind yaoifags if they weren't feeders
>>534599901Everyone knows that doe tits get erect when they spot a lone human male! They donโt teach shit in schools these days baka
>>534600737If people actually stalked her house I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to find.
When will Santa Holiday show up?
Toby owes us Undertale comics do you think he will finally deliver on his gofundme promise of over a decade ago now and gives us the GOD DAMN UNDERTALE COMICS?
>>534601121Thatโs Asgore
>>534601121Santa is the chapter 6 boss in the holiday house.
Why was there no option to smack the fuck out of Tenna for his smart fucking mouth?
>>534600709>>534601012I know both male (me, sorry ladies and femboys but I'm taken by two lovely tulpas) and female spoid/tennaposters who are feeders.
However, there is at least one explicitly anti-fat tennaposter on here I'm 90% certain is a straight/bi female.
Everyone who has tried to insert sex into Deltarune as a theme has been incredibly obnoxious and weird about it, meaning I have no choice but to consider them traumatized individuals who cannot fathom the idea of control without sexual assault being mixed in or otherwise cannot interpret the game with a clear brain.
>>534601160after hard mode and before Deltarune chapter 5: part 1 (demo) (Q4 2026)
So who is eram/nightmare?
Knight?
Friend de lightner forme?
Gaster?
Somebody else?
>>534601040they didn't stalk it exactly, they were just 'looking at it' while gathered in a group. presumably just to admire the architecture or some dumb excuse
anyway is off topic, just thought i would clarify
>>534601160WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT i forgot he still owes us.
>>534601245i'd like to shut him up with something in his mouth for sure
>>534601289>straight/bi femaleWhich 90% of the time means "straight but likes when girls flirt with them"
>>534601245you can beat the shit out of tenna though, like you could for king
>>534601415It's been years Tony where are my god damn books!?
Spamtenna fatfags
Vs
Kriscember /ss/ pedoposters
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
>>534601289what happened to that anon who dumped her boyfriend because he wasn't tenna?
>>534601545Send Toby Kriscember art to his mailbox
(Is that his plan all along?)
>>534601401It's got fangs, a yellow color, and horns
>>534601721much like king, tenna and queen, it doesn't have eyes
>>534601545BEGIN!
>"I might be a pedo, but your master's Geppetto-"SPAMTENNA FAGS WIN! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
>>534601401Kris's devil horns lost in the shelter and turned into the same type of special Darkner that Ralsei is
>>534601884God I need to shoot myself I'll never have this
>>534598454But when are we getting Undertale/Deltarune animated
Krampus holiday is the registered sex offender uncle they donโt talk to anymore
>vivziepop, homestuck, toby
i almost threw up
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
i was going to do something productive tonight but the very concept of vivzieslop homestuck cartoon has broken my fucking brain in two
>>534600196>Kris abusing Noelle.>Torriel: "...">Dess hitting Kris on the head with a wiffle bat.>Toriel: "BANISHED!"
Spamtenna but even better
>>534599405>Lily orchard was right No, she was not.
Serialization is fine, if there is a problem it's mostly that people start writing tv shows like 10 hour long movies. Which is bad.
Ok which one of you is it.
And do you want to hang out?
>Iphone filename mobileshart pedononces trying to start shit with fatchads
>and pretending they're on the same level of either shitposting or creative content
Sorry, but it ain't happening.
Why don't (you) go back to r*ddit and repost some more schizotheories from here to get your stimmies?
This is what Noelle fans fap to
>>534600075>it's why Mao Mao never got bigShe's pretty popular.
>>534598343>>534598639I dunno about "obscure" but Homestuck's popularity peaked around the Cascade era. Collide was a wet fart by comparison and I've met like three people who give a shit about HS2. Went to a major con last year and the HS group shoot was like 10 people.
People under 25 do not know what Homestuck is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x8jpiOsg
which one of these little fucks is meant to be toby
>Toby Fox voicing John Egbert in an official Homestuck animation right after the Unofficial Compilation got shut down by Hussie + abuse allegations against Hussie coming out
Toby finally ruined his reputation.
https://www.tumblr.com/chameshida/790962642171887616/the-splitting-paths-content-warning-implied?source=share
Anybody have this comic as a single image?
I wonder if my deltarune coworker who didn't know what word art was knows what homestuck is
>>534602429I honestly might have watched it despite Vivziepop being involved, but now I don't want to watch it because Hussie is involved.
Just beat Abiotic Factor.
DON'T LOOK AT THIS IF YOU'RE PLAYING AND CARE ABOUT THE ENDING!!
The ending is literally The Roaring, what the fuck.
You kill a giant fucked up monster that can cross dimensions and as it dies, it opens up a giant portal that is now permanently stuck on the earth, spewing out things from other worlds and guaranteeing the end of all life on earth.
It literally bleeds stars out into the ocean around it as it moves to its death spot, and the resulting portal is a giant pillar of purple darkness with stars inside of it with those trails leading to it.
>>534602621Not someone from here who did that i think.
>Sees the rain world. Who ever did that rivulet, it's nice.
>>534602960It's an 11 minute short that he probably recorded lines for ages ago. I doubt Toby was involved in or even knows about Andrew obsessively malding over the UHC guy for 5 years either.
>hair is still a birdall is well.
>>534602878black hair nerd
>>534602621it must have been started about a couple threads back, just when that pic was posted. I'm suspicious.
>>534595291>find virovirokun more erotic than tasque (designated coombait woman)You're based!
>>534603036in fairness animation takes a long time, toby probably finished recording and composing for s1 long before hussie had his post-divorce dmca breakdown
he will quietly ghost out of season 2 like the coward he is
I still haven't read homestuck and I never will
Kris will lose BOTH hands and become Galvarino
>>534603382wait it's 11 minutes long? disregard that i suck cocks.
yeah it's meme casting no way toby's sticking with that
remember, viv threw out all the hazbin pilot VAs so she could cast pro actors with name recognition.
>>534603453G O O D
>>534603453I CURSE YOU WITH MULTI HOUR LONG HOMESTUCK READING VIDEOS.
Now you have to go watch them or you're gay.
Fave teaches you how to defraud the government.
They're a politician so they know how to get away with it.
>>534603667isn't this basically only Carol
>>534599560>The original pisswalker
>>534603703My faves are politics bear and diaps guy
>>534602495Somebody translate these runes, please
Bros someone drew the roaring knight RIGHT ABOVE my house in wplace
>>534603453I tried reading it but I can't get into it. It's like the One Piece of indie comics it's so fucking long. I have listened to Toby's music for the comic on youtube though.
>>534603667king mettaton my beloved
>>534603806what's noelle1?
>>534603839>on youtubeAt least listen on Bandcamp like a civilized person
>>534604152I live in anticipation of noelle3
>>534604332you are fatter.
>>534604384that's... very different to what I expected
Toby Fox will require legal permission for any speedrunners wanting to speedrun his game at the next speedrunning convention.
>>534604487huh... never thought about that
You're absolutely correct
>>534594493I like the green one.
>>534604358>Just left high school>no childhood sweetheart>doing a degree I don't care about>probably never going to see my friends againI can't take it bros
I wish I was young again
>>534604487isn't that just for cucked Japanese?
>>534604606Stop it with the fucking JJK references
>>534592474I know what you are
>>534594493where's poppup
>>534598912>>534599003It's kinda weird that there's suddenly a third Kress reposter that is ALSO using a phone except it's an iToddler instead of an IMG_ poster this time, yet the same canned replies still show up.
>>534604645chin up anon, if you're going through school you have more life to waste yet than i do
>>534604810Dunno who hurt you
But they are fun
>>534603813>You have it all. >What do you know...>Cute...
>>534604430Accidentally read this as "you are father"
>>534604645>>534604645I'm 22 and it doesn't get better. Unless you have family supporting you and live in a place that's cheap and have a job that pays you enough to get a decent nest egg and a few fixings your fucked. I feel like I wasted the last four years. It felt like the free trail of being an adult. Now everything sucks.
>>534593381green pippins SEXO!!!!
>>534604487Toby isn't as egotistical as Hussie, which is the only reason Hussie works with him. Narcissists can't stand each other.
>>534604430>first the bunny now that dessnot escaping the fatluster accusations flowerman
>>534605254literally all toby needs to do to keep winning is not commit any sex crimes
>>534603667based lobbyist Spamton and TV World leader/boss/CEO/broodmother Tenna
>>534604645>>534605141It doesn't get better.
t. 26
What if Vivziepop wrote a Deltarune animated pilot?
>>534604645>>534605141>bawww i just left high school>i'm 22>i'm "old">i'm not even old enough to drink but wish i was 'young again'kill yourself, motherfuckers. do it now.
>>534605456i became sans a long time ago.
t. 30
>>534605254You've clearly never met a narcissist.
They can paradoxically conglomerate with one another in strange ways.
>>534605509>"God damn it Kris, where the fuck are we?" -Susie entering the darkworld.
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>>534605605i wish, little buddy.
>>534605456It's up to you to make it better, no one is gonna hand you a better life
t. wenty-seven
>>534605509Cry because Tenna would start being drawn in fanart far too thin and lose his ass, I just want him to be healthy
Kinda hard to care about any of the characters if the game explicitly tells me that they are talking to someone else I instead of me Part of my big focus on Deltarune's mission can definitely be pinned on that. It's the only thing I can genuinely be invested in. And why it's so aggravating that Kris gets away with you-know-what.
>>534605609>>534605456>>534605141>>534604645Nothing ever "gets" better
You have to make it better
>T. 36
>>534605339speaking of which did the artbro ever finish that QC sketch
>>534605814Wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time.
>>534605509>*Hello fucking lightner bitches. >*My fucking name is fucking Ralsie and i like to suck fat fucking cocks. Thats is how it would be word for word.
im married and own a home. that being said im still posting on 4chan.
t. 30
>>534605509Every character becomes a faggot without room for plausible deniability, and normal fantasy fans are driven away.
>>534605947Yes, they finished it long ago, just didn't download it but maybe someone else did
>>534605609Worked an office job for 4 years, pooled my money together with my mom for a collective nest egg, got fired, spent 2,5 years as a NEET, finally starting a new job on Monday. Life's pretty fucking cool.
t. 32
>>534602878All these voices are fucking terrible, what the hell? ESPECIALLY Toby's. It's like the bad kind of 2000s comic fandub stuff. I hate it. I hate it!
>>534602495>>534605124Did anybody make a yuri version of that scene where tenn sprays spamton with bug spray?
>>534605665They can work together for a bit, but one of them will inevitably blow it up. Toby is just a loyal dog.
>>534606074are you fucking serious i've been going through every thread to see if it was posted and only have the sketch, when did i miss it
GOD DAMN IT
We live our faves extra chunky here.
>>534606347>Next time>Eat a salad
I have information that could lead to the arrest of Toriel Dreemurr.
do you think Noelle calls Kris "one of the good ones"?
I just want my fucking business to succeed and that I can make it my full time job so I'm not gonna have to be stuck working a shit office job that barely even pays and probably end up killing myself later in life from the miserable experience
t.19
>>534606426>Buildin a sentry
>>534606347I like tasteful levels of chunk. Not fucking fat balloons that only forklift operators could love.
I've got two questions for you fuckers to ponder on. 1. Do you think ralsei bf's really exist irl, and 2. What would Ralsei think of the book "Blood Meridian"?
>>534606325Oh my bad, I thought you meant to say that you were looking for the sketch
I don't think they have done more than just the sketch though, so you haven't missed anything
>>534606527Almost certainly yes
>>534606561Heads up, its rare for a personal small business to actually pay good, while they are growing they barely pay and you'll work way more than in an office job
And to have a middle size business you need the money to set it up in the first place
>>534606045>>534605936>>534606084this is my decade bros, i got to believe
>>534606738oh okay. whew. yeah i've got the sketch just didn't know if it was completed
i hate being obnoxious about this kind of thing but motherfuckers keep using litter instead of normal catbox so stuff dies FOREVER
>>534606621A reasonable position.
>>534602461Anon noelle uses her as a threat
>>534606764my early 30s are shaping up to be better than my late 20s if that's any consolation. you can do it, anon, if you reach out and take the life you want in your hands.
>>534606621A cowardly, even pathetic position.
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>>534606764That's the spirit
>>534607041the thumbnail looks like bearded spamton
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i cannot fall asleep for some reason
>>534606748That's okay, even if it doesn't end up printing money what I care about the most is that it's something I really like doing and won't get sick of after the second day
I'm pretty much able to start because I have everything I need and in a comfortable enough position to invest all the time the business might need, I'm just waiting to finish my studies around next month so I can go at it
>did you know the diner rabbit says 'hun' in chapters 1 and 2, but switches to 'hon' in chapters 3 and 4? this probably doesn't mean anything, but i thought it was interesting.
What does it mean, Toby? First you give her an obvious catchphrase she didn't have in Undertale, and then you change it anyway?
>>534605456I'm 28 and on a steady upward slope
Probably should've figured out some of this stuff when I was 16 but whatever
>>534607586What is some of "this stuff"?
>>534607454Caffeine? If not that than get in some few minutes of stretches.
Kris in Smash
>tiny hitbox, only the SOUL which becomes visible when an attack really or nearly intersects his body, as it would during an overworld bullet action sequence
>charges TP from near-miss attacks, needs TP to execute special moves
>floaty to compensate for his small hitbox, and to faithfully represent how quick the SOUL can move in combat and how fragile the party members are in-game when fighting a boss-level threat
>special attacks are ACTs/magic that call in susie and ralsei
>neutral special pacify puts high damage enemies to sleep at a distance for easy KO
>side special rude buster deals high damage at a distance, even higher damage with an extra input right before it hits, and if reflected can be reflected back with yet another input, becoming red buster
>down special fluffy guard creates two rotating shields that protect kris from damage
>up special has susie throw kris upwards at an angle like she did in chapter 4, enemies kris lands on will be pitfalled to the sound of a cartoon splat
>side smash is cross slash
>final smash has the whole party perform a combo attack on the target, and ends with them being run over by lancer on his flaming bike (to a cartoon splat sound effect)
>alt costumes are color variations, 4 of dark world kris and 4 of light world kris wielding a giant pencil
>first taunt is a cossack dance, second has the party pose
>victory jingle is from don't forget
>tons of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iWmx9sjd2g
>>534607528Too busy working on the Homestuck animated series with Andrew Hussie who is now Evil to remember character voices
>>534606621>not being forklift certified
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what is up with the disparity in character quality? sweet capn cakes + rouxls kaard + weatherpeople are actually bad and every moment with them is basically just dead weight. mitigated of course by good music (excepting sweet capn cakes) and gameplay and generally fun writing. ( i feel like i never really hear much about how shit and unfunny and forced rouxls consistently is. absolutely made for chapter 1 and not intended to leave it)
then the protagonists are really solid and all of the shadowbosses are fucking incredible + tenna, ramb, queen
>>534607734>Smashstopped reading there, sorry
>>534607421imagine finally making some good progress with your dream game, there are some flaws but nothing you cant fix in the end, and finally assembled a team that, while helpful, has shown they still lack a lot of qualties that make your game the thing people love and could use further help...
...and then you decide to fuck off and va for a vivziepop homestuck cartoon right after fixing the one of the smallest flaws in the game after 2 months of its release (Actually remembering the spincake) in the laziest way possible (Referencing a meme verbatim)
Even if chapter 5 comes out early 2025 my hopes for it being good have dropped immensely
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>>534607692i haven't drank any caffeine recently, no
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I'm 24 and thing are getting better for me
Finished college after dropping out, went from friendless to regularly hanging out with people,got a decent job after being a neet, fixed the relations with my family, started working out, even started talking to real women
still no cute deer gf though
>>534607798i hate all three of the pro-ta-gonists, actually
susie can fuck off, kris can fuck off, ralsei needs to stop fucking off
>>534607893>2025I keep forgetting what year it is, 2026
>>534607742>Andrew Hussie who is now Evil>nowHussie has been evil for a long time now. The whole reason this happened is because Hussie has a grudge against this guy for exposing the evil things he did years prior.
>Toby hires the bitch who took over Skullgirls
>Toby is working for Hussie again
I predict Toby's next move is reviving an Austrian painter to do spritework.
>>534607798That's probably the first time I hear anyone complain about Rouxls, to be honest. To me, the fight with him in Chapter 3 was one of the highlights. Then again, it's a matter of taste, I just love the "persistent loser villain" trope.
>>534607838you will buy it when they actually add Kris Deltarune and Sans
I turn 25 this month and since the release of chapters 3-4 I feel like I've gotten my life way more in order and wonder what the hell I was doing like 22-24.
Granted I still have never gotten a job but at this point, everyone is fucked with or without one by now, so I've just been doing what I actually want to (or feel like doing) and putting way less pressure on myself and it's been great.
Turns out when you start being genuine, giving yourself breaks, and don't pressure yourself 24/7, you have way better mental health.
>>534607798>i never really hear much about how shit and unfunny and forced rouxls consistently isThat's because people find him funny
>>534607798If you can't appreciate Rouxls Kaard you are driven by doubt and irony
>>534608158>By the way, Miss Toriel, I told your remaining son that both you and him would be happier if he was dead, and neither of us will ever bring this up in conversation again.
>>534607798the only universally disliked characters are sweet capn keks
personally i think toby should have made them HOT SEXO robots. then fandom might have given a shit.
>>534607586Same, since I got a job life has been slowly improving.
Though the fact that just before it was basically at suicidal rock bottom makes things easy to improve I guess.
>>534608340KING KONG
KING KING KING KONG
UT newfags KNEEL to homestuck oldGODS
>>534608340actually decent theory considering all the water motifs
>>534608417What are the DRnewfags doing?
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marry ralsei
>>534608539Gooning to Tasque Manager prolly
>>534608417hamsteakSHITS kneel before the concentrated vim of Problem Sleuthlords
I've just beaten the Knight!
At 1 hp too. I'm so glad, I tried so many times and I wouldn't start chapter 4 without it. I'm so pumped!
>>534608417when i was in high school my friends and i had matching troll shirts with our actual astrological signs on them. good times.
>>534608374Feels like a lot of people are just drowning in anxieties in their 20's, then 30 hits and the brain just purges all the bullshit. At least that's what happened to me.
>>534607734>tiny hitboxfirst sentence and you're already making him the most obnoxious piece of shit character unless the small hitbox in question is a circle the size of his shield
>>534608417Based but Toby can still go fuck himself for wasting a day or two working on this pilot instead of working on Deltarune
>>534608168Watercooler...
>>534608337Susie really kept bullying a kid of the only woman in town who was nice to her for literally no reason, and it will literally never be brought up because Susie has been nice for around 48 hours now
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YOU STUPID BITCH
As soon as they reach self reliance a lot of men develop a superpower to just say "I'll figure it out" and immediately stop being neurotic about something.
Your wife can cheat on you, take your house, take the kids and you'll say "it's alright I'll figure it out" and that's that.
>>534608629I'm proud of you, anon!
>>534608638when i was in high school i saw a girl wearing a god tier vriska shirt when taking state tests and i mentioned her shirt to her in a sort of joking way referencing the comic and she smiled and after the tests were over she asked if i had a cell phone she could borrow to 'call someone for a ride home' and i only realized several years later what she wanted was my number
thanks for making me remember this event in my life, you son of a bitch
>>534608889Did you draw that?
>>534608629You did NOT actually beat the Knight if you updated your game
>>534608587Better yet, adopt Ralsei
>>534608669COVID flushing like 5 years of everyones lives down the toilets probably hasn't helped. at least it fucked me up that long.
>>534608669This was true for me too. My 30s have been much kinder to me. The only downsides have been losing my dad to cancer and watching my mom grow old.
>>534608956no
https://x.com/iluvrabbitz
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, THIS TIMELINE SUCKS...welp, nowe we know what was toby doing in between ch3+4 release
>>534608916lmao 90% of irl men turn into asgore the second they get divorced
>>534608935this is the kind of shit you can really only admit on anonymous imageboards. i feel awful for you anon. (you're welcome.)
>>534609038if your life was that fragile it wasn't a life to begin with
>>534608669It feels like once you hit 25 or near it, your brain either realizes a lot of stuff doesn't matter and you need to calm down or you go crazy
>>534607663Mainly how to interact with other people
How to make small talk with coworkers, how to introduce myself to strangers, how to ask for help instead of either trying to power through or doing absolutely nothing and vaguely hoping things will solve themselves
Probably five years from now I'll be maintaining more than one friendship and making my first forays into romance
>>534608617now that i thonk about it Spamton's sucking attack is basically AD's Belly of the Whale
PREPARE TO BECOME FAVE DUST
>*grim reaper fave health bar increasing sound*
>>534608674no
like this
too perfect not to use
>>534609064Hecc. Thanks for the source anyway, I didn't see that it was this artist who made it
>>534609038I was already on a downward spiral when COVID happened so I completely wasted my mid to late 20s
I went back to get my degree but now I've been a NEET for a few years and I'm kind of starting to go nutty
>>534608246Hard being genuine when your genuine self is considered weird our outright illegal in some places
>>534609181if you're mentally ill enough to be on this board, you shouldn't be throwing stones
I might just be autistic as fuck but I genuinely think this line has convinced me that Deltarune from here on will not be good. It's the final nail in the coffin, the mold finally reached the surface of the bread and is staring me right in the face. This isnt toby humor, and anyone who thinks this is even comparable shouldve never been allowed to touch this game, and here we are. It took 2 months to fix something that was noticed day 1 that genuinely affected the gameplay if in a small way, when toby showed he can make more complex changes with the ring graphic being completely changed after 2 DAYS, and this is what you get. It is officially too deep in to save, it can only get worse.
I work from home for a good office job and it makes me feel like I lead a double life, in terms of how I present myself to the boomers who work in supply chain VS my online/friends personality (psycho)
>>534607950>still no cute deer gf thoughtragic
>>534608870Don't worry about it, it's just a silly game. You shouldn't take these character interactions actually literally at face value. (laugh) What? No, Toriel would never have thoughts about showing kindness to somebody and having it thrown in her face later. This has never been an aspect of her two-universal divorce or recurring track record of how her adopted kids turn out. She is most definitely not a vindictive person who holds grudges over that sort of thing under the veneer of motherly kindness. Of course Toriel knew about Susie, she just chose to overlook it all for the sake of Kris making a friend despite how over-protective her helicopter parenting is literally every other time. (laugh) Look, her and Susie are even making jokes about puns now. Isn't that cute? (laugh) (laugh)
...by the way, have you ever heard of "HOMESTUCK"? (laugh)
>>534609038Funny enough, COVID helped me get better. Working remotely in 2020 absolutely ruled, and then I stopped feeling bad about not going out too much because now everyone was on my level.
>>534609441the amongus joke already made my skin crawl
>>534608687Deltarune will have the entire exploration covered with the release of chapter 5. Making chapter 6 a linear experience determined by EGGs, Shadow Crystals, Recruiting in chapters 1-5, and Snowgrave. And chapter 7 will be a post-game experience.
>>534609396speak for yourself. not my problem some of you guys forgot how to log off and hide your power level
>>534609104What does he give you the ick because he's no longer dominant and masculine? He's working two jobs, he's trying to stay in Kris' life, he doesn't lash out against others. His only fault is trying to get back with Toriel but that's not exactly common amongst divorcees.
He's figuring it out.
>>534609441>She thinks ch5 script isn't already finishedI don't care that the patcher autist on the team added a meme line, even though I don't like it. The release proper is proof read by Toby.
>>534609379Are you a loli/shotafriend living in some shit ass third world EU country where the law doesn't differentiate between fictional floof balls and real children?
>>534606527he better be good.
Crazy how these retards are back
>>534609673>he's trying to stay in Kris' lifeI'd argue the opposite, every time you run into Asgore it's either because you made Kris go to his house or because Kris incidentally happens to be around while he's trying to woo Toriel or doing conspiracy board stuff
lmao, I'm 37 and feel just as anxious and neurotic as ever
>homestuck/hazbin/helluva boss/undertale/deltarune fandom overlap is inescapable
>>534608935I'm so autistic I had a girl tell me she liked me and responded "no you don't" because I didn't know how to process it
>>534609563At the very least, they didnt mention "Imposter" or "Hey Kris, did you vent in here earlier?" or anything that's just a direct fucking quote of an amongus meme beyond the one word "Sus". That was a terrible refernce, this is a direct quote. It may as well have forgone the text box and put it in impact font instead
>>534609441you're autistic but so am i because i agree with you and hate this kind of stupid "if it makes $current_year fanbase laugh and clap like a seal, it goes into the game" humor. toby humor is at its best when it's silly wordplay and jokes that blindside you with absurdity that connects back to literal events in a sort of xavier renegade angel type manner. i still think the unused "it's a little undercooked" spaghetti line is one of the best examples of this, or the "he's talking about me!" simple bait and switch setup of a guy being depressing and actually talking about someone else. "i was not in fact chuffed by that fat dart," amogus, and 'x only wants one thing' is all just "look, i referenced the thing, laugh now" and i kind of genuinely hate it, but should have already seen it coming with the fanbase references in chapter 2.
tl;dr: the longer a story goes on and the more time the author has to reference current things, the less funny it becomes
what if fave said
>BURN TO THE GROUND
>BURN TO THE GROUND
>BURN TO THE-
>BURN TO THE GROUND
>BURN TO THE GROU-
>BURN
>>534606218There's this animation
https://youtu.be/_x9c2_NaUYI?feature=shared
>>534610036megaman games having voice acting was truly the end times
SPAMTENNA LOVE!!!
i think it's safe to assume i'm a pippinfag now. I did not expect this to happen because when i first saw that one pippin back in chapter 1 i thought he was the ugliest, creepiest thing i've ever seen.
>>534610036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VauL5iv687I
>>534609907>i was thinking about writing an autistic crossover fanfic yesterdayif i summoned this i am sorry
I think people are overreacting over inoffensive memes. It's not like these are serious moments being destroyed with shitty memes.
>>534609889are you self reliant? do you live off your own work? if not I unironically suggest you check your T and consider testosterone replacement.
>>534610020I hate this humor yet other games making similar dumb references have made me laugh like a retard. Why?
>>534610331What made you convert into a pippinsfag? Because these threads sure did it for me
>>534609907they really are trying to craft the most toxic fanbase in existence.
>>534610409It's some guy samefagging (likely), they did this exact thing 1-2 months ago and are repeating the exact same script.
aka just ignore the tards
>>534610409I think you should kill yourself.
I guess anons only want one type of humor from Toby, and it's disgusting! Nyuck nyuck nyuck!
>>534609091We already knew what Toby was up to. This is an 11 minute pilot, it probably only took one day of recording.
>>534610560>What made you convert into a pippinsfag?creating her
>>534610587Now all that's left is to add items from all of these into TF2
>you were a complete fucking loser when you were young but now you're 25/30 you're going to magically find the strength to make yourself not a loser even doe you're ageing now which means you're objectively less strong
I'm not buying it.
>>534610621ah, we're already back to the "you are not allowed to criticize any aspect of deltarune or you're my personal boogeyman and a samefag and following a script" era of the thread? go on, pull your next card, it's probably the "why do bigots play such a pro-LGBTQ game?" bait bucket
In chapter 5 if you kept Tenna alive but didn't give him to his MTT forever home, then he'll have grown immensely fat from eating cakes.
>>534610769i love fujo pippin so much. we are kindred spirits
I think that the only want one thing and it's disgusting reference is lame but the Amogus Sussy bit is funny both because Sussy is a fun thing to say and because of how hard Susie no-sold it
>>534610331Good. the world always needs more pippinsfags
>>534610020all true but the ralsei dart line was peak (+insanely out of place following the eram fight)
>>534610875It's only been a day why is he so fat?
>>534610834the older you get, the less you care about being a 'loser'
and funnily enough, that allows you to achieve more
dummy
>>534610621I don't buy that because I've never before seen a schizoposter go insane over something I actually agree with
what are our thoughts on minecrap and putting balls in mr buckets' mouth
I'm scared that Toby and Hussie made a pact with an alien demon (Gaster/FRIEND/Lord English) that came from a meteor and offered them psychic powers and success in exchange for the world veering onto a clownish apocalypse timeline
>>534610485Perhaps you don't expect Toby to go for such a low hanging fruit.
>>534610004She probably cried herself to sleep because of you
>>534610769Well that explains, you were the most doomed out of everyone else ITT, you probably took down a few people with you too lol
Honestly surprised you didn't consider yourself a pippinsfag before this point desu
>>534611038In my experience the opposite has happened.
>>534610834Well, not magically and more by the virtue of enough shit happening to you that you get life experience and confidence. Also if you start becoming weaker once you hit 30, you probably never exercised much in the first place.
What the fuck is homestuck, should I engage with it or is it slop?
>>534610786>TF2>ToxicImpossible, no women like it.
>>534611056borderline, but expected because every character has to play the funny video games toby likes and the video games he doesn't like (japanese ones) are the butt of jokes like minecrap instead of a vital plot element like MOON
the japanese... they Get It. they just know how to make better games. maybe one day the baka gaijin will catch up... (laugh)
>>534610834A flip switched in my head when I was 23 and I let go of all the painful shit I had gone through in my high school years, and I finally started acting like an adult. What I'm trying to say is, you are gay
>>534611360>What the fuck is homestuckthe world is healing
>>534610834Are you sending subliminal disses on fucking 4chan? Who are you talking about?
>>534611179how old are you
>Toby voicing John in an Official Homestuck animation adaptation
What fucking timeline is this? Why does it have to be the one where Deltarune still isn't finished?
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>>534611391>no womenMen make do with what they have.
>>534611447yeah basically this
In the Japanese version the chuffed dart joke was replaced with an arrow to the knee reference
>>534611360it starts painfully slow, it's good until the second to last chapter, ending with [S] Cascade. (which is also the halfway point) If you can read it till there and just take it for what it is it's enjoyable.
>>534611489Clown world.
:o)
>>534610875mettaton's house probably has steak and sandwiches, he can eat those.
>>534610834Physical strength as a natural lifter starts declining at around your mid 30s and picks up in your 40s
-your loving deltarune gymfag
>>534611391You have never seen the TF2 fujos and it shows, actually have you even interacted with the fandom in the first place? This is something only a fandom CASUAL would say
>>534611391men are not toxic, because men don't call it toxic. men just call eachother names instead of reverting to words that show everyone how upset you are instead of how little you care for their dumb opinion.
>>534610919Yeah it's funny because Susie doesn't get it and Noelle realizes how cringe she just was
>>534611391>stares at you in TF2chan
>>534609563That joke was extremely in character for noelle
>>534611524I actually wrote "A flip switched" instead of a switch flipped, what the fuck. Maybe I need a couple more years in the slow cooker
>>534611360It's not slop but you shouldn't engage with it either
>>534609907The chaos, chaos.
When Gerson talks about the sixth and seventh book, could it be that Gaster makes his move to attack the world and it can only be stopped if you banish the angelโs Heaven in chapter 6?
AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
CHAPTER 5 I NEED YOU I NEED YOU CHAPTER 5 I NEED YOU NOOOOOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOW
>>534611647Fujos are such a small part of the overall fandom by number, 90% of TF2 content is HEAVY IS DEAD style YTP and Gmod shitposting, unlike Homestuck where it's 90% the worst of tumblr.
>>534611765it was too modern for my taste, she is a livejournal-era internet gal
>>534611725Did you say Spamton rape fic?
>>534611647goddamn even the comic he posted was drawn by a woman, Makani was drawing lewd fanart of the mercs and posting it on TF2chan for years before Valve hired her for the comics
>chapter 5 releases
>we finally see Dess
>she's a homestuck troll
>>534601245this. so much THIS!
>>534611007He's depressed and keeps making Ralsei, Top Chef, and Malius feed him cakes and bread
>>534611686Bro it can be toxic as fuck in some places, I have seen harrassment be handed out like free samples at the supermarket and plenty of obsessive fucks who will not let go of shit from years ago that they weren't even involved in
>>534582075 (OP)Headcanon: kris tried to eat a lot to look more like their family but they gave up because no matter how much kris ate, he never got any fatter
>>534612019Sorry Anon (laugh)
I'm too busy voice acting for dead webcomics adaptations...
tenna and spangtun got married in tf2 20 minutes ago
>>534611447>I finally started acting like an adultToo bad you didn't also start being attracted to adults
>>534612195>And she gets the fan troll treatment
Guys, I'm at the beginning of chapter 4 and I'm reading a line of Susie that triggered some major flags for me...
There's the theory that Dess is the Knight, and the Carol wants to bring Dess back to life or something right? Susie said that the Holidays' house with the pine trees almost looks like as if Carol wanted to keep things "forzen in place"...
And what scenery did we encounter the Knight in? A frozen wasteland! Plus take the snowgrave route and how Kris and Noelle (acquiring ice magic) are getting closer to each other going back to how they were (and closer( when they were young? What do you guys think?
>>534608928Thanks a lot man
>>534608989I *survived the knight without party wiping
Is that better?
how do you resize text on the whiteboard please? or do you need to pay for it like some sort of rich person
>>534612105heh, never understood /utg/'s visceral reaction to a fairly standard dark whump fic
>>534612258>didn't get an invitation to the weddingshoving a pistol into my mouth immediately
>>534612195the 8itch is coming 8ack
>>534612243They spent too many calories running around scaring Noelle
>>534612096I mean, yeah, but toby's jumped the shark on that a couple of times
>chapter five
>main boss is asgore
>act pops up โSusieโs ideaโ
>Susie chucks Kris at asgore like the K round minigame
>Kris immediately impales on asgores trident
>>534612210>forgot to draw his tv pin for the millionth time award
>>534609727Yeah I am, but that's not exactly the issue, it's perfectly legal by law, and even real life stuff (ephebophilia) isn't something that's forbidden or punishable
But that doesn't matter to a lot of people and there have already been attempts at ruining my life just for having weird fap material
>>534610724See above
>>534612468This fucking bitch finally got what it wanted.
>>534612628consider suicide
remember when Toby wrote Sans doing a Fortnite dance
fuck you Toby
>>534612468What are the lore implications of her Deltarune design changes
>>534612468I can never unsee Cory Spazkid in this character
>>534612468Itโs so fucking ugly, i just know this is some troons self insert in the deltarune team
>>534611391Imagine what Sasha, Oksana, Svetlana, and Sheila would look like in the Dark World.
>>534612023Fujos may not be the majority of the community but they're not like an extinct species or something, also the claim of "buh no wooman like it" is easily disproven if you get involved with the community at all
>>534612468I thought this was a guy with sideburns at first.
>>534612815nigga its been there since UT...
>>534612815You DO know that's not a Deltarune character, right?
>>534612796Easily Toby's worst design
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>>534612871Anon I'm not saying this to insult you, you are genuinely autistic.
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>>534613043>you are genuinely autisticThanks, I know, and also sorry. In my defense it's hard to know what's a joke and what isn't sometimes.
>>534613043Where do you think you are?
>>534612815I fucking hate these FOTM newfaggots so much it's unreal
>>534612628Please just stick to 2D, anon
>>534612762Well sans and Papyrus also can speak binary
>>534613043Speeding Bullet worst ship
>>534613210fair
>>534613204no worries m8 cheers
>>534612235don't "bro" me, you are so weak you use faggot words like "toxic"
you are no bro of mine. you speak like a woman.
>>534613230>When the so called oldfag gets presented with the most obvious bait in the entire thread up until this pointOr are you just samefagging or something. Whatever, eat my ass
>>534612797GLORY TO THE VIROVIROKUN ADMINISTRATION
What if Harry was Krisโ biological father?
Is this a stray /v/irgin that ended up here?
>>534613337I love that pic
>>534613503God I wish that were me
>>534613452Brochocho is mad
>>534586452Tenna if you gave him to Berdly
what is homestuck and why are the homestucks mad I'm sorry I missed something
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>>534613590muh dog sissy tea.
>>534613532You're insane, not even close to being bad let alone the WORST
>>534613636I got an aneurysm trying to understand
>>534613702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x8jpiOsg
>>534613702they're bald / walled why wouldn't they be mad
>>534613503>Shows up>Vanishes>Theories longer than the bible in words are written >Songs, fights, art, all good and bad fanworks created.Crazy how that happened
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Desse we need to create fountains
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>musical prodigy>indie game dev>voice actorToby Fox literally lives my dream life.
>>534606113>It's like the bad kind of 2000s comic fandub stuff. I hate it. I hate it!i love that shit
>>534613545Harry might actually kill himself if he finds out that Dora didnโt actually get the abortion, and instead gave their newborn child up for adoption.
>>534613779oh
oh no
oh no no
>>534613753French da gote mouf. But not now, I have to gote to bed
>>534613873Breaking Prophecy
https://voca.ro/1hA7QQ99EAUs
>>534613873I love Gaster and Dess and their evil fucking cat hanging out in their shelter hellhole
It is almost certainly nowhere near what's actually happening in the game but it is so much fun
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>>534613702Homestuck is getting an official animated adaptation, and Toby voice-acts the main character (John)
This is being announced right after the creator of the comic (Andrew Hussie) DMCA'd the only way to read it currently (the story is a bit more complicated than that, but those are the facts that matter), as the official website is broken and, even when functional, was missing a number of aspects of the original, as it ran on flash and had interactive segments.
Homestuck is a webcomic in which Toby Fox made music and eventually lead the music team. It's very long and it sucks (except when it doesn't)
Toby Fox is a Japanese game developer popular for his game Cave Story, in which you play as Undertale (picrel)
>>534612468The inbreeding result of homestuck and furries
I saw the news.
LET IT REST
ITโS OVER
STOP IT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME
>>534614126thank you for the thorough explanation anon *kisses forehead*
MY DELTARUNE
IM
"BUSTING IT DOWN"
>>534613989/co/ is too overrun with discord shitters making the same ragebait political threads every day. And also homestuck fans. I don't know which one is worse
Toby voice acting better not delay this by a millisecond, or I'm tweaking off a bean.
>>534613568she's probably just taking ADHD meds
>>534612365I don't get it
Plot Hole: Why is Kris so loyal to the Knight?
Plot Answer: Because Gaster gave Kris their first music gig to write the music to his experiment and Kris got that gig through the Knight
>>534614425Just imagine how much other time he is wasting on blow and hookers dressed like vriska
>>534614539Tenna eating guac and he's so happy a flower bloomed on his nose
MY TEST SUBJECTS ARE ALL MORONS
>>534614334[[Quirked Up]] LIGHT<nER BUSTING IT DOW N [Sensual] STYLE
>Susie is not the girl because she doesnโt wear a dress
Uh. What? She has one in her room.
>>534614539Draw your fave eating your favorite food.
>>534614539Carol blasting Susie with a beam from her antlers which which materializes a really ugly Christmas sweater on her and causes her to take mortal damage because Jollyness is her elemental weakness
>>534614539Terezi and Pyrope.
>between all the sites I use somehow /utg/ is the calmest and most coherent regarding the homestuck thing
>now Iโm stuck here as I try to clear homosuck sludge from the other platforms I use
kill me
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How the actual fuck do you model hair in that Y2K CG style? Can any /3/fags give any pointers here?
Chapter 5 crystal boss - blue soul (probably Papyrus)
Chapter 5 second secret boss: Seam using both Purple And orange as a Split soul referencing both strings AND cats (the Mad Mew Mew split gimmick) and its their color scheme
Noelle and December are lucky they weren't named "Carol Jr."
Maybe Carol was a much nicer/better person before (if she already isn't and is just rough around the edges) but I can't imagine the current version of her not naming on them that.
>>534613779I felt visceral joy the likes of which I haven't experienced in nigh a decade upon looking up to see the channel was Vivziepop, seeing fanbases I know nothing about get absolutely F U U U C K E D over is just the best
>>534614539Draw hometown NPC fave getting hit by a car
I'm sorting my noelle folder
Could someone else make the noelle thread when it's time to bake?
Thanks
* Where's the damn cat?
* WHAT? What the hell Kris, are you retarded?
* Obviously. Which way did he go?
>You mumble to Asriel, incomprehensibly
* Now we'll never know who the Knight is. Thank god you're adopted.
>>534614750I should specify that I am not afflicted with homesuck poisoning
>>534614069OH WELL HEIL ASGORE BITCH
>>534614754are you enjoying your samsara brother
>>534614819I believe that Carol used to be really nice despite having a 7 or 8 figure job and being a politician but Noelle's so afraid of her now that it's definitely way beyond "rough around the edges"
>>534614867Something like this could happen to Undertale and Deltarune you know
>>534615070IT'S HAIL HOLIDAY.
>>534614712That looks like a towel.
>>534615207I will look forward to it
>>534614539Susie wearing her dress from chapter 3:
>>534614712
>>534614712what does she need that poster for, spoiled cunt
>>534615117The way Rudy describes her is a major red flag, because he REALLY tries to dance around saying "Carol is awful/abuse with Noelle"
Asgore saying she's nice kind of helps but also I don't really trust Asgore's judgement. She hasn't kicked him the hell out at least.
Actually, what the hell did Rudy used to do before he started dying...
>>534603453It's not worth getting into. The first half will suck you in and get you invested, and then it goes right to awful town and never recovers.
Problem Sleuth however (the story that came before Homestuck) is actually worth your time. It's not as long as Homestuck and doesn't end like shit. Read that instead.
>>534613949>the Pale separates the monster lands from human lands>through trial and error, scientists found out that the effects of the Pale are proportionate to the amount of brain activity, so infants are barely affected by it>in a controversial move, a single child was sent into the Pale with a trained caretaker on a small vessel to further the research>due to a navigational error, the vessel crashed, killing the adult>the child survives unharmed and is discovered by monsters from a nearby town>somewhere miles away, a middle-aged inebriated RCM officer is preparing a boat he confiscated for a suicidal charge through the Pale to find his long-lost son>"Can't drive me insane if I don't remember anything, right?">Dozens of bottles and a radio are being loaded onto the motorboat>"Let's just hope brain necrosis only starts after the third amnesia"
>>534615358it's a jacket, innit?
>>534614819>Maybe Carol was a much nicer/better person before (if she already isn't and is just rough around the edges)Carol is a good person. Media literacy is very low among Deltarune players though, so most people assume Carol is bad because she isn't nice, and Susie is good because she's nice sometimes. The idea of a person being forced into action and coming off as bad is alien to them, as is the idea of someone who's outright evil but covers it with fake niceness (because Robbie hasn't written anyone actually evil and nice).
>>534615287Itโs not a towel.
>>534614539kris susie and ralsei flossing over the knights corpse
>>534615420Also read Wizardy Herbert. Not because itโs good but because it will keep you humble when talking about Andrew Hussie works
>>534615573they would do the jitterbug
obviously
I think I full body came thinking about the most passionate, suffocating kiss with Susie
>>534612096Kris has a smartphone, you lost
>>534615420can confirm, problem sleuth is really good
>>534615565completely unrelated those e's are wack
>>534610834Im pulling a Nick Mullen.
Moooom!
The spoids are at it again!
>>534615691Stop making me horny anon. French kissing is the shit...
>>534615870ill turn your mom into a spoid too
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>>534615691>full>body>comeget in touch with your doctor.
fave is doing very poorly with black voters this election cycle
>>534615402If Rudy was the one making all the dosh instead of Carol holding the pocket book I think the Dreemurr family's money problems would probably be a thing of the past at least
He kinda strikes me as a columnist or something
>>534608168Worse. Shadman for shop art
>>534616035I dont have one and the only option right now is some pervy curry slurper.
I'll take my chances and not do that.
>>534616042She didn't choose to be born racist
>>534616162How is Shadman doing these days anyways? I heard he got outta jail.
>>534613702Homestuck is a webcomic. Homestuck fans are mad because the creator is a vindicative cunt, to make a long story short.
>>534616273He became trans.
I am now worried about Deltarune again.
>>534616042Noelle needs to sue Kris for convincing her the gamer word was just the trendy new gen z slang to humans.
>>534616391I don't believe you for a second
>>534603920what fucking video
>>534616424same
i'm worried the time that could have been spent on Deltarune will be spent on Toby Fox taking acting classes
>>534614539Berdly Flying Around
>>534616449The funniest part is that literally every human looks like Kris, so it doesn't even apply to anyone.
>>534616042Susie wasn't seriously running anyway.
What does it mean that The Girl has hope crossed on hear heart? Like a promise? The promise in our hearts?
>>534614425Toby should be shackled to a wall and punched in the stomach ten times for each day he spends working on anything than future Deltarune chapters and Undertale Hard Mode until both are finished.
>>534615620I revisited the ending of that (unfinished) story...
>Something spilled from the skullโs eye socket. An oozing black tar, though on hitting the floor, it became more like clay.>It formed into a small, featureless figure without hands or feet, about the size of a maturing fetus.>(then it goes into his ear and he starts convulsing)> [...] the spectacle was cut short when the floor beneath him twitched and then disappeared, dropping him in the dark.Oh shit
>>534615256>cattenheimer is her last name
>>534616683Hopes and dreams.
*wwalks into development*
>>534616627has anyone ever humored you on this
tfw I don't have a fatass shadowguy in a fursuit to sit on my face and cave my skull in
>>534616773It's still baking you impatient fucking ingrate.
>>534616974moooom where are my tendies
>>534616550Toby doesn't need classes. He can do fucking Tasque Manager's voice somehow, he's a natural-born talent.
>>534616773It is only page 8
>>534617021Wait tasque manager was toby ??
>>534616570>Materia>hiring the person that ruined Skull Girls>Vivzieslop digging up Homestuckโs corpse and parading it around, decides to take part in whatโs all but guaranteed to be a shitshow (yes thatโs a double entendre)Tobyโs making a lot of poor choices.
>>534616683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzvCCljzXY
We're all gonna have Hope crossed on our hearts by the time we get to the end
Whatever that means
>>534612212reminds me of the fanfic where Spamton finds Tenna depressed in Castletown and staying in a room doing nothing but eating, and thinks Tenna is covered in blankets before realizing that's just his fatass body
Then they fuck
The best thing about shote gotes is the older I get, the more they stay the same.
>>534617102>>534617169>YOU'RE GAY NOW>THAT'S MY ATTACK
>>534617021>He has natural born talent because he can say ABCD into a vocoder and bitcrush it in FL StudioWhat?? You can hear Toby in the Homestuck trailer. It's bad.
>>534616681Actually Susie would probably do alright with black voters since she lives in a ghetto.
>>534617189>Then they fuckWell what else would they do in that situation
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>>534616753What D'ya mean?
>>534617039what if this bird guy has nothing to do with gaster and hes just super autistic
>>534617140What the fuck does that mean! I dont think Ive ever heard of anything crossed on a heart other than hands, obviously.
Wait...
Does this mean Penumbra Phantasm has a chance to actually come out?
>>534617115Whatโs Materia?
Who is the one that ruined Skull girls? Skull girls was dead on arrival by gooning being its core.
>>534617461Only autists care about gaster so it's fair to see he is super autistic
>>534616048Yeah I can see Rudy being into something more "artistic" as a job than anything else.
>>534617169Tell me. How many times have you climaxed to those clips?
You will never be John Egbert, Tobert. Iโm sorry.
>>534617192They will never fail you
>>534617461characters become goners by traveling too far on the spectrum
>>534616042polls show fave is doing poorly in their local city council elections because of their lack of commitment to Israel
>>534616748Who better to play a Nazi than a Cattenheimer?
>>534614539december but she's eddy's big brother. make her glasses pink and gold.
>>534616748>doesn't know that the anti-monster coalition had several mews in high-ranking positionwoe and pipis upon you.
>>534617541>Skull girls was dead on arrival by gooning being its core.You don't know shit about fuck but seem to have a lot of opinions on things. Why?
>>534617681That's very strange since Fave lives in rural Turkey.
>>534617541Are you actually retarded? Skullgirls did great before the enshittification
Current noelle folder progress:
>164 images
>38 Kriselle
>5 nerdly
>164/164 cute
>>534617378It's not bad because Toby is bad at voice acting, it's bad because it's Homestuck
>>534590275Chapter 7 is GALLERY
You can replay boss fights, scenes etc from the Gaster Gallery
>>534593325I like the theory that we'll learn about why Grillby's failed in the ICE-E's dark world and it'll also explain why Sans got the crossword
Does anyone have the Deltarune chapter spoilers with stock images I need it for a friend