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>>534602020

first for pochie monday

yep, this is the thread

>>534620275 (OP)
Fuck troondles desu

this one

i want to try this bronzebeard server since epoch isn't happening and turtle fresh isn't out yet. how does this shit work... do i need a key or something?

Real pochie hours

...Whitemane's ass... home

fat nelf ass on my face
NOW

troondles should really ack desu

This one

twow is for troons.

why play cashshop funserver? oh cuz ur a fag l0l got it

jannies... delete the troons fake general

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AuGaWL-IdLA?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cE2sKEipaw4?feature=share

If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansions’ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project that’s been going strong for 8 years.

I genuinely don’t get it.

Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:

3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)

2 new dungeons

600+ new items

Tons of other custom content

Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE

>>534620669
GGUHHHH FINALLY GNOME CHEEKS

>>534620774
back to your dead thread faggot

You're not gonna play a zombie server are you anon?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

>>534620774
what if I don't want sissydins soloing 250 max level dungeon mobs in my server though?

>>534620714
This but avatarfags instead

>>534620275 (OP)
>>534620669
>>534620714
BUILT FOR BIG DRAENEI COCK

I just realized the trannywow spammers are actually the good guys. Let them steal all the classic+ SoDfags from us.

POV: You just logged into Turtle for the first time.

>>534620928
you freaks are not allowd in Pochie though desubelt

>>534620774
this is what $500 sunk cost into a dead server does to a nigga

>>534620774

>fake pop
>owners selling accounts/items/gold etc. literally proven.
>owned by notorious unhinged russian who has previously sold accounts on their other projects
>full of chinese faggots
>bots everywhere
>cash shop full of retarded p2w garbage and funserver trash that clashes with the world.
>literally the retail of Classic+

pass

pochie nor turtle will ever be this comfy

>>534620275 (OP)
whitegod sloppa poster keeping the dream alive
pochie on a monday

>>534620774
I'm playing epoch strictly for racials, turtle doesn't have that, simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM
Reminder, this is the SOULFUL VANILLALIKE CLASSIC+ EXPERIENCE of Turtle, Paladins solo tanking 250+ Max level dungeon mobs.

>>534620275 (OP)
>>534620669
My meat is so small neither would feel me inside

OH TROONDLES WHAT HAPPENED?
>>534620118

>>534621213
those tavern wenches looking hot af

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534621213
man those fem models look so much better than the Dreamworks character models we got

POCHIE?

>TurtleWon
>"if we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness"

Turtle is ready to forgive you.. will you take the next step and confess, or continue edging to epoch?

>>534621293
>thread hijacking failed

>>534621414
I confess that I want to troon out and play a helf on turtle fresh

>>534621213
Cor, thas a right proppa wench that is. Come 'ere luv, give Daddy some sugar.

>>534621293
LOOOOL

>>534621263
Turtletroons will come up with any cope in the book to somehow justify this.

>>534621213
Yes okay anon but which server is that faggot

>>534621249
you're not playing epoch thoughbeit

>>534620864
>they used content/UI from another server that they also possibly ran
is this really the smoking gun you guys have lol

POCHIE MONDAY YAY YAY

>>534621213
Pvmping

Twow so good I can afk for as long as I want and it doesn't just die. Why isn't epoch like this?

>>534621573
>Turtlechads will come up with any cope
we're not the one's coping though, bucko

>>534621142
>literally proven.
I've been asking for this proof for 7 years and still haven't seen it.

>it's still only fucking Saturday
>feels like they announced the weekend break days ago when it was only yesterday
>another 48hrs minimum before we hear anything at all

>>534621414
ew, faggot

>>534621293

>>534621601
shenna and crooge are notorious under the table RMTers

>>534621613
Love you deca

>>534621213
>the dwvrfbulls tending to their wenches
>h*man m*le sitting in the shadows, getting cucked
this image speaks volumes

>>534621414
You shills have been at this all day. I went to sleep. Woke up and you faggots are still here. Why? No one in the epog threads is gonna play your shit. You all claim to have 18k people wanting to play but here you are still advertising and shilling. Looks like yall made the numbers up. Looks like no one is actually wanting to play your shit.

>>534621652
>it was real in my mind
>t. epoch gamer

>>534621907
There's nothing to fucking discuss. Your server doesn't exist.

>>534621907
>I went to sleep.
The only time you can play Epoch, when you're dreaming

>>534621213
>woman stood on a chair in the back
SOVL

You guys ready for another week of edging?

>>534621907
Our "shit" comes out next weekend. When it's out, we will all be playing it. You're not invited. This is the waiting room where we turtle chads make fun of you.

I'm rolling on troondle fresh!

>>534621414

>>534621907
>one of the last remaining unironic epoch fans emerges
What a sight to behold.

Man I thought the turtle shilling was a meme. This deranged faggot is actually trying to get people to play on his russian funserver

>>534621948
>your server
so why you here?

>>534621907
they dont want it to be a failure and die like the last fresh they launched

>>534621907
>designated turtle thread activity
>0
>migrate here shilling all day while not playing their supposedly "alive" game
pochie was a gigaflop but god damn i cant even imagine a reality of what turdle would be looking like with a flawless epoch release

anyone got link to that db some guild created with all the items?

>>534622062
nah, going to either try bronzebeard or dust off my turtle accounts and maybe try the class i want to roll on ambie. the vibes are immaculate though.

>loses
>'SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT LOSING I'M NOT LOSING I'M NOT LOSING'

>>534622210
The last fresh has more players than Epoch right now though

>>534621948
Imagine getting mogged by an inexistent server so hard you pay indian niggers to shill the epog threads on vg ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT. Shennatroon must be desperate for players. Thats how much turtie is bleeding.

>>534622210
This
Reminder that tel'aviv launched when turtle was having 5k queues on their servers every day and shit was still dead on arrival

>>534621414
I wish this was me but turtle doesn't fix the imbalanced racial issue soooo

>>534621263
What's wrong with this?

>>534621519
>>534622129
I am going to find you and plap you

>WoW before Blizzard had a single trans employee

>>534622187
because all the bros that usually post in /wpsg/ are here making fun of you. this /epog/ thread hijacked our general so you will now have to deal with us until ambie drops.

I will stream the dungeons tonight

i just wanted to erp as a female night elf and get absolutely dominated by strong and muscular horde that drag me from ashenvale all the way back to the barrens by my collar to have their way with me

fucking epoch ruined my life

>>534622410
based if true

>>534621613
I want to kiss you

>>534622260
you've been having a melty in these threads all day just give up

>>534622410
you got the instance IDs? good job

>>534622329
Choosing a PvP server was a huge mistake. Had they went with a HC realm it would have had 4k pop on launch and still have that many.

Magic status?

>>534622442
you'd fit right in on turtle

>>534622329
>tel'aviv launched
kek. as a nord enjoyer i approve.

vibes?

>>534622391
How is this therad hijacking anything by making a separate thread for epoch specifically?

>>534622357
S O V L

where the fuck is our private super omega alpha beta gamma server? fuck this classic nigger shit, i want THIS

>>534622391
>"hijacked out general"
>it's literally right there
>but turtletrannies have nothing to post about and the thread dies after less than an hour
nice "game" lmao

>>534622442
8 more sleepies, you disgusting ERP troon.

>>534622627
i honestly wonder if it would be worth to host an alpha / beta server

>>534622302
>discussing a thread that actually exists in a thread about one that doesn't in "shilling
lmao cope

>millennials are too ADHD brained to even play 1.12 1x vanilla anymore
>hehehe I would totally play a WoW Beta private server :)

>>534622357
those textures are straight out of early 2000s korean mmos

>>534620669
Mucho SEXO

>>534622627
There is an Alpha server but it's 0.5.3, so it's not as old as that photo. That's like ~2000 and as far as I know it's completely lost. The Friends and Family Alpha (0.5.3) is the earliest we have access to.

Maybe more anons would join you on ambie if you weren't so annoying. Unless this is another schizo sowing discord between both camps because they're bored in which case carry on.

>>534622593
Immaculate.

>>534622410
BASED

anal sex with midna anon

>>534622743
are alpha/beta files even publicly accessible?

>>534622756
nigger

>>534622512
Not at my pc but i figured out how to recompile that server with restitched instance triggers so just need to extract the ID's. I'll continue in like 2 hours and i think I should have it ready 1 hour after

>>534622357
Reminds me of Rohan: Blood Feud
>>534622856
No!

>>534622357
if it had launched like this we'd all be speaking in EQ2 pochie general

>>534622514
Hardcore really should have been its own realm. But no, instead there's just a portion of players on the main realm that can't interact with the majority.

>>534622825
>ambershire is actually their hail mary because they need a fresh injection of store purchases and donos

The turtlefags seem really angry for some reason. Whats up with that?

>>534622825
I've played on Turtle since like 2018 when there were literally tens of us. They should be paying ME at this point.

>>534622464
She's my original lover please back off if you respect love and everything it stands for. Unless you wanna share...

>>534622961
>No!
shy?

>>534623001
Their server has never gotten even half the attention epoch has gotten, also both their threads are dead while this is one of the fastest generals on the board

>>534623001
maybe hormone therapy makes them more aggressive or unstable?

>>534623116
Yes. Also ERP'ing doesn't do it for me.

>>534623009
ain't been around that long, but aye, been around a while. peak pop was like 1k when I started.
>>534622975
Sad!

>>534623001
because they're in denial about their funserver being a funserver. literally a fakepop cashshop server with average classic+ content.

that's it.

>>534623176
Not a Turtle fag but literally every WoW streamer was playing Turtle a couple summers ago lol. Even Asmon covered it, and he literally refuses to mention private servers most times.
As far as I know none of the WoW streamers are paying any attention to Epoch or planned to play there.

>>534623317
you're talking about pochie right?

>>534623230
>the costs are five/six digit montly
There is no fucking way a pserver costs six fucking figures to run monthly.

What was your guy's favorite moment of playing Epoch for the past two weeks? Mine was my pet not working and the stairs being backwards.

>>534623401
Okay and?

>>534623230
It doesn't cost nearly that much, shenna has always done this. Even back in elysium/ lh days they just pocket 90% of it, actual costs were like a few hundred a month

>>534623436
>five/six digit montly
He didn't specify what currency. He could be talking about pesos

>>534623230
>ain't been around that long
They just hit 7 years online recently. Launched in 2018 exactly.

>>534623463
I may have been the one hunter with a functioning pet

>>534623550
I guess it could be rubles.

>>534623436
Don't they have a bunch of staff they pay?

>>534623413
no. because i know epoch is a fucking trainwreck. i'm not in denial.

nigger

>>534623463
my sides almost exploded when I saw this image

>>534623413
>1.12.1
lolz

>>534623436
6 figures in Russian money is 4 figures in normal money

>>534623436
Maybe it's listed in rubles. Technically not lying

>>534623597
paying? the jannies?

>Just two more weeks
>Trust the plan
>Patriots in control
>Ulmetrs predicted this

>>534623463
I logged in once and saved a soul of iron dorf's life, found out you can invite HC players to your group on pochie through that.

>>534623687
Yeah that makes more sense but lmao still phrasing it like that is wild.

>>534623574
Mine worked fine for the 5 minutes we got yesterday, though I didn't leave the zone I was in.

>>534622618
>>534622716
because what do you think the wow private server general was talking about in the month b/w announcement and launch, genius? are you guys really this retarded? and yes, all of us on /wpsg/ were playing turtle or had tried it before /epog/.

that's what thread hijacking means and this is why you are currently in the turtle general. reading comprehension?

>>534623513
...so saying Turtle has never got the amount of attention Epoch has is a lie. Retad lol.

>>534623463
Getting to level 10 before the servers died

>>534623741
>Ulmetrs in control
this but unironically

>>534623176
17K concurrent across Nord/Tel'Abim.
The fuck are you talking about faggot?
>>534623193
You're literally posting about a heckin' wholesome /r/wowservers project. Retards ITT have accused Turtle of being a Russian operation. Last time I checked, Russia wasn't known for their LGBT shit.

>>534623859
>Retad
Just end it

>>534623675
name one (1) problem with it.

>>534623741
>Ulmetrs predicted this
>Ulmetrs reverted this

Something is still seriously wrong with their coding btw. Pets for some reason phase in and out when you enter a new segment of a map or zone

>>534623436
1k-2k per month is my estimate.

What could have been...

>>>/vm/1888226

>>534624007
My bad, should've used AI for my post like Epoch devs.

>>534624051
That's what partitioning does

>>534624132
eye of the storm...stv edition....
hvme....

>>534624051
don't worry, turtle is the same lol
when you enter a new zone, your pet's buff suddenly deactivates

>>534624007
>>534623859

>>534624285
GET YER HANDS OF ME WIFE

>>534624285
Is there a playable alpha builkd?

>>>/vm/1888226
>Devs hate whales.
most bold faced lie yet

>>534624285
god damn I wish female dwarfs were real

>>534624285
Why the fuck do Alpha FemDwarves look way better proportioned than their existing design?

>>534624379
>playable
as in scripted? don't think so

>>534624285
any mod to re-enable this?

E-Flop trannies on suicide watch
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754782909939801.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754782909939801.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754782909939801.mp4
>does nothing
>wins
lol, lmao even.

>>534624379
Alpha Project
>>534624505
There is, but it's the Friends and Family Alpha, so it's not as old as some of the screenshots.

>>534624545
i dont get it every link is the same video??

Well shit now that I think about it, if pochie does come back I'll have to roll on Gurufashy since ambie is PvE.

>>534624456
Arms look thicker. Femdwarves have thin noodly arms in the launch version.

>>534624285
dark age of camelot lookin ass

E-pooch... get over here!

>>534624672
why would ambie being PvE change what you roll on pochie?

Turtle fags are ok. They keep the threads going. Give us something to laugh at while we wait.

>>534624434
They are. My wife is 4ft6 and I'm 6ft1
Tight as a glove. Feels good man. I genuinely feel like I won in life when people look at us in public lmao

>>534624672
noooo just stay in turtle you're so sexy hahah

>>534621213
>>534624285
>>534624656
Wtf was going on during alpha, why so many dwarves?

Ulmetrs status?

>>534624681
Yeah they look a bit stockier but it actually works for the overall design.

>>534624803
>while we wait
for what, the heat death of the universe?

>>534624867
locked in.

>>534623436
usually its few hundred bucks tops.

>>534624934
Why for Pochie Monday of course

Full repo of the leaked Turtle DMs / Dev chat from /wpsg/ a while back for newfags and the turtle shills. https://www.mediafire.com/file/4007etfw3ib7xy4/Screenshots.zip/file

>>534623436
It'll be Ruskie money, a few thousand Eurobucks probably.

>>534624779
Because some sick part of me still wants the chaos of a PvP server. (also I think there are more anons rolling on guru)

>>534624859
it's called having based devs

So what are the haters going to say once the servers are up and stable? "YOU REMEMBER YOUR BAD LAUNCH?!" is the really it?

>>534624803
you'll be waiting a long fucking time, I'm expecting >6 months. They need to migrate to a new core.

>>534625114
do any other cores have licenses that allow kaytotes to hoard his code and not share any of it?

>>534622975
I hope it fails. I really realy want twow to shut down

>>534625069
I was furious about this a decade ago and spent years saying that they single-handedly killed WoW.
That obviously didn't turn out to be the case, and 10 years later I can't imagine still caring about it lol.

a femgnome priest is stuck in the spiderweb, would you take advantage?

>>534625092
Nice classic+ roadmap faggot.
In the time it took your server to go stable turtle got 3 new zones, 2 new dungeons and migrated to a new engine entirely.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>Highlights
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices


>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
>>534625182
Nope, but I'm guessing that the license won't stop him from doing that.

>>534625401
you have your own general, why dont you go there?

>>534625092
Name one private server that has survived a botched launch. I'll wait.

>>534624827
>Tight as a glove
will that still feel nice if i have a tiny penis? talking like 3 inches hard.

Turtlers really need that money for the UE5 update guys.. pls help...

>>534625303
Keep dreaming you seething cuckold.
>>534625473
While we're giving each other suggestions why don't you suck my cock and rim my ass while you're down there?

>>534625478
I'm not a poorfag that plays private servers.

>>534625401
why?

>>534621142
this.

i don't like turtle OR epoch!

>epoch devs confirmed they’re adding shotas as a playable race
I know which server is for me

>>534625678
how much are you getting paid pajeet

>>534625678
>turtle shill is a faggot
as expected

>Yes, Ulmetrs?

>>534625308
>scoop up into backpack
>go to the bridge inbetween elwynn and westfall
>throw backpack into river
captcha: 20RRY

>>534625069
The best part is where Shenna's Russian Tranny Mafia thought they might have to DDoS Epoch in 2024. That didn't age well given that they had to wait an entire year to win by doing nothing since Epoch DDoSes itself. It's funny if you think about it.

>"you have your own general"
>"WHY DONT YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK!"

>>534625401
>no release date for the new client
so never, got it.

>>534622856
back off she's mine buddy

the euro dev brain can't fathom this level of sovl

>>534625934
Valid response tbqh

>>534626113
t.somalian

>>534625992
post moar fagit

>>534626158
Pale as a ghost. Just think you're all faggots.
The fuck else is there to talk about in a general for a pserver that doesn't exist? Not much to discuss when you're getting less than 30 minutes a week of uptime.

So Magic broke the game, on purpose, or on accident and now we can't play until Monday at the earliest?

>>534625992
And neither can the og dev team since this isn't what we got

>>534622825
>>534623230
who is this btw i saw them mention that the epoch devs can't afford ddos prot

hello, fallen one.

>>534625070
>(also I think there are more anons rolling on guru)
Oh....

>mfw I gank a noshoe

>>534625678
You must be Russian since you keep talking about wanting men to eat your ass, you fucking faggot.

>>534626312

so we thinking monday?

>>534622391
If your general is dead without one specific server, then your general shouldnt exist under the banner of all pservers.

>>534623842
/wpsg/ has been dead for years, you newfag fuckwit

>>534626324
>and now we can't play until Monday at the earliest?
Add six months. They're moving cores.
>>534625992
Wonder if this is what Riot's MMO will look like.
>>534626459
Half of those aren't me.

>>534626461
LOL!!!

>>534626461
For an update? Maybe.
Servers being up? Absolutely not.

>>534626461
that is when our saga resumes...
if you don't know about <stealth launch>.....

>>534626539
>Half of those aren't me.
>least obvious shill

>>534625092
Its just nothing special. I like vanilla and all but im looking for classic+ these days.

>>534626461
Monday will be the update, Thursday will be the launch.

>>534626539
Ghostcrawler was involved in the Riot mmo for a long time, so you can expect hybrid classes to suck. Not even sure that game will ever get off the ground though.

>>534626461
The server will launch in early October.

>>534626706
Thursday, February 27th 2026
>>534626718
They rebooted the project after he left in 2023

Posting more sovl. Say "thank you, sovl man" and I will keep going.

Blizzard lost

>>534626718
Why did ol' Ghosty hate Hybrids so much anyways? Did a Paladin reckoning bomb his mother?

Ding level 25

>missed nost
>missed classic
>missed sod
I shan't miss another fresh again

I am tired of MMO pvp after 20 years.

>>534626909
the early raids in MoP were so ass I don't blame them
ToT was the only good one

>>534626885
thank you, sovl man

>>534622410
the stream that saved epoch.

>>534625939
>no release date for the new client
you’d rather edge to missed release dates over and over than admit Turtle won

now apologize to Turtle

>>534626936
Ambershire fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th
Meanwhile E-Flop is going to still be dead and buried
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

>>534626885
many thanks, sovl man

Hello newfaggot here
What is a fun server?

>>534621293
Mods finally woke up.

>>534623859
They never did. Even during the Chinese invasion, it wasn’t close to Epoch’s launch

>>534626421
Am I wrong? I don't know anon, I'm indecisive!

>>534627181
if the server has a happy cloud mount then it's a funserver

Funserver beats noserver.

>>534627048
>>534627169
hot load of sovl dropping

>>534627181
Fun server means “server I don’t like.” It’s a great insult because we all know you aren’t supposed to have fun with this game. Hence why the best server is one you can’t even play.

>>534627519
bnuuy

>>534627334
>eating shit is better than nothing

>>534627224
>Am I wrong?
I don't know either, I was just preparing to not have many anons to play with on Kezan.

>>534627519
>Humans were actually just gonna be 7'1" Vrykul gigachads in the Alpha

>>534627519

>>534627673
In extreme circumstances this could be true, anon.

>>534627525
No it doesn't mean that you faggot, it means a server that isn't meant to be taken seriously. Such as having a smiling cloud mount on sale at your p2w store.

>>534627746
>this bathtub tugboat was supposed to destroy stormwind
were the defias retarded all along

>>534627891
>Such as having a smiling cloud mount on sale at your p2w store
Meanwhile on Epoch...

>>534626539
>all same filename except for one
lmao sure, you obsessed faggot. Reminder he does this for free! He doesn't even get any turtle coins!

>>534627920
didn't see any artillery in stormwind, so pretty much yes, it would have destroyed stormwind.

>>534627920
What if it's filled with indians

>the bot is posting the bronzebeard screenshot again

orcs had luscious hair

>>534627994
>Have to lie to even make a point

>>534627258
>>534627891
>smiling cloud mount
I haven't played turtle in a while and I know exactly what mount you're talking about. I hated that fucking thing.

>>534627760
I'd rather starve to death. Besides, other games do exist

>>534627994
that's retail

>>534627673
>eating food i don’t like is better than starving
Food analogies are low IQ but yes. Unironically. Yes. Playing Wow on a server that isn’t perfect is better than no Wow at all. In the time Epoch has failed to deliver, I leveled a character up to 34 and had fun doing it.

>>534627683
When (if) the servers come back up we could try and check which one has more anons on it fren

>>534628284
No, that's Epoch the evening of the stress test last week.

>>534628298
>Playing Wow on a server that is shit is better than no Wow at all
that's sad, anon

>>534628358
no it's not, that's retail

>>534628298
>he thinks shit is food

Today we're comparing two private WoW Classic+ servers.

First up we have the Based Epoch Server with TBC talents, no troons or chinese, a real population, no retarded cosmetics, and no cash slop. It hasn't launched yet but still, pretty good. 7/10.

Now compare that to the Turtle WoW troon slop. Seems like it has some fake population, the GMs are selling accounts and items, bots are everywhere, and is riddled with p2w cash slop Korean MMO garbage. 2/10.

Epoch wins!

>>534628298
Prepared for you, eat up

>>534627891
I can’t take Epoch seriously because its launch was such a colossally mismanaged mess of insane incompetence.
Behold, Epoch, a fun server!

>>534628485
1b people do

>>534628460
>>534628284
It's actually Bronzebeard.

>>534614340
How does one set up this view distance in the sandbox

>>534628298
Uh hopefully you didn't do that solo right? that's pretty pathetic lol.

>>534626965
I'm not.

>>534628052
that little boat wouldn't be able to carry enough ammo to do that, also Stormwind didn't even have harbour until wotlk so what the fuck was that boat supposed to do?

>>534628571
it's a screenshot from noggit (map editor) not ingame

>>534628491
I hate that i read that in his voice

>>534628491
>Turtle WoW troon slop
Just because you keep saying it doesn't make it true. You're literally shilling for a heckin' wholesome reddit server you stupid fucking faggots. Epoch is barely a step up from Blizzard's development team.

who ordered more sovl?

>>534628547
It will get better one day, meanwhile twow sold a cash shop mount that looks like shit and will be shit forever.

>>534628532
While I have fun playing Wow you have no fun not playing Wow and obsessively imagining people eating feces, coprophile.

epochchads, why are they so obsessed with us?

to all those who have suffered sexual abuse from kaytotes or any of the epoch devs / mods: there is help out there. Do not be afraid to reach out. You are not alone in your struggles.

>>534628706
They should have kept the scarecrows.

>>534628780
They do it for free

>>534628605
That's ok, I wish I wasn't.

>>534628690
reddit is literally the turtle defense force tho???

>>534628780
>its all the same guy
mental illness

>>534628690
Don't worry bro, I'm sure you'll get a pair of programmer socks for all the hard work you've put in.

>>534627132
https://youtube.com/shorts/F6a6wDkttxk

Tranny: Cone back to troontle
Anon: No thanks
Tranny: But check this and that
Anon: I said no thanks faggot.


You faggots cant take no for an answer can ye? Its almost like youre being paid to bring in idiots to play your trash.

>>534628876
It isn't.

>>534628780
It's simple, the bought all the p2w features twow has to offer. When epoch launches and kills twow, all that money will have gone to waste.

Is deca single...asking for myself

I do think it's very telling the turtle shills feel the need to lie about certain aspects of Epoch even though there's plenty of actual issues they could bring up that nobody would refute.

>>534628597
>solo
No I’ve made a couple friends including one who is basically my leveling partner right now.

It's going to be hard going back to Epoch after playing Bronzebeard kino.

WHITEPILLED CHEERFVL SOVL

Jesus Christ the main private server (Turtle) general is fucking insane. Half of it is high school drama posting and the other half is people defending the Turtle cosmetics/mounts

>>534629002
Nobody is talking about those “other issues” because they don’t exist when you can’t play the server.

The hate you guys have for TurtleWoW is just that typical 4channer contrarian bullshit.
You are just incel hipsters.

>some retards still think epoch will release

>>534628298
>Want strawberry jello
>Someone offers you grape jello (gross)
>Decline
>Wtf are you just gonna starve yourself???
No im gonna eat something else until you have the right jello in stock

>>534629126
Big pumpies. Holy sovl

>>534629318
We're just not interested. We hate you personally

It says a lot about turtle that so many people would rather sit and shitpost about WoW than play turtle kek

>spams troonywow in every thread
>WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME

>>534629562
why would I be playing on turtie when fresh launches in a few days?

>>534629318
I just hate loud obnoxious people and the turtle wow posters are loud and obnoxious

>>534629562
Retarded comment. People are waiting on fresh in a week.

>>534627994
How do people keep falling for the Bronzebeard mount image?

>>534629659
I love troons thoughbeit

>>534629587
more sovl
what were they doing here?

>>534628491
>The servers are unplayable and have made zero progress in 2 weeks, but i rate it 7/10

>>534629708
Except you've been in the threads before it was even announced.

>>534629823
I was going to play Epoch until Turtle announced fresh, legitimately.

>>534629784
Nobody actually is, it's the same dude lying about Epoch.

>>534629823
>Classic+ enjoyer posting about TurtleWoW (the only other Classic+ server) in Project Epoch Classic+
OMG WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE GTFO SHILL
Fuck you.

drop some bronzebeard invites

>>534629362
>want jello
>someone offers me grape jello
>not my favorite but i take it because i want jello
>meanwhile you refuse and spend weeks crying about not getting to eat any jello
You go on your hunger strike or whatever and I’ll play Wow. If Epoch ever gets its shit together (doubt it at this point) I’ll play there but in the meantime I’ll play elsewhere because I want to play Wow.

>>534629920
Dang that's crazy, the turtle thread is in /vm/ though. Or you can use /wpsg/.

I've probably played on Turtle longer than most people on here and have done just about everything there is to be do on Nordannar... and not once have I felt the need to shill it on /epog/.

>>534630045
Is bronzebeard even going to be good?
I do like that they have account-wide MTX so their monetization ain't too bad.

can you guys post more night elf porn I'm getting off to it

>>534630052
I just said I would eat something else. Do you all only play WoW and think about WoW 24/7? And yes, some versions of food (or games) are made so poorly they detract from the experience of the food/game itself.

'poch soon

>>534630113
I don’t play there but when I talk about how I’m playing a Wow pserver anons assume I mean Turtle.

>>534629562
>so many people
how many people exactly do you think are in the 4chan wow private server thread lmao

>mfw the devs called Eastern Kingdoms "Europe" and Kalimdor "Africa"
>even the devs think Horde players are brown

>>534630171
It's nothing like vanilla if you're expecting Classic+, its fun in its own right though

>>534630171
i dont know im just bored and want something to sink my time into

To all the female women in here:
I love you and if I ever find you during my adventure in Azeroth I will protect you.
I swear it.

>>534630185

>>534630216
I like Wow and I like playing Wow so yes I’m currently playing Wow. It’s not on Epoch because Epoch failed to deliver Wow.
Food analogy it’s like if I went out to eat and the restaurant I wanted to eat at wasn’t open, so I go to another that serves the same type of food because that’s what I want.

I've been watching all of this for a while now, and it's pretty heartbreaking seeing how people are treating the Devs. They're working bloody hard, and it's a free game. They have lives too, and there's medical matters they need to attend to.
Please show some empathy - these are real people with a passion who's doing something to provide us all with a game to play.
Things happen, and we'll be able to play when we can play. They don't have the monetal backing of Blizzard but are going to put out something that Blizzard aren't imaginative to do so. They're listening to their community. When it happens, it happens.

TLDR, please have some empathy and support them as they're working hard and have lives too.

>>534623210
but you do rp

>>534630375
based edgar

>>534630480
I have empathy but they also brought this on themselves by botching literally everything about this launch and then threw oil on the fire with their terrible communication skills. I hope they figure things out and get better, but I'll still make fun of them for it.

>>534630381
not enough feet

what was the last epoch update? that mod leaving?

Turtle is so much fun!

>>534630469
Epoch and Ascension are nothing alike, they're practically different games entirely.

>>534630480
epoch has been in development since june 2021
they were supposed to release in june last year but the realm had over 8000 bugs so they took a year for "polish"
the two stress tests pre-launch worked fine
day 1? the realm fucking kills itself, updates and comms from staff are middling at best
day 3? still fucking terrible
day 7 and now they're twiddling with the realm on and off on and off
day 14 and now they're taking a long weekend off for "mental health"
i have no empathy for incompetency and lack of communication

>>534629318
I used to dislike Turtle for 2 reasons:
1. Interface/Client was an awful shitshow
2. Programming Socks and Trannie Signaling

But now:
1: Corrected itself with the launcher, game looks and plays beautifully now.
2... well, I came to realize that even Epoch devs have pronouns in their bios. WoW is just full of bald 40 year old trannies that played a female human/nightelf 23 years ago when WoW first launched and they experienced being treated like a girl and decided to build their entire mental illness around that.

There's gonna be gross disgusting trannies everywhere.

>>534630345
What does post-launch support look like?
Have they talked about what's coming after?

no one cares about sovl anymore...

>>534630815
I bet picrel and his friends are unironically fun to hang out with

>>534630815
>There's gonna be gross disgusting trannies everywhere.
Welcome to every MMO

God I wish the female members of the alliance were noshoes..

>troodle is somehow worse compared to 4 years ago
>wall is one schizo attack away from an hero
>bronzebeard = retoilet(minus)
>Fatgrend is too busy smelling his own farts to get a real classic+ rolling
>epoch needs another 2 years to be playable
Fuck this I'm going back to OSRS until ulmetrs pulls off a miracle

>>534630480
obvious bait but seriously, we have no idea how hard they are working or not working
we have seen a few commits to the github
other than that there has been almost zero effective communication
maybe they are working hard, cool I hope they are but we don't know that
at this point I would not be surprised if they whole multi-year event was just a turtle/retail shilling campaign or some other psy0p
that being said, if it launches and is remotely playable I'll probably play a bit but I've lost hope that I will be grinding out a character or two over the next year there

>>534630815
MMOs are a tranny safe haven genre.

>>534630665
Last Epoch Season 3 launches August 21st
https://youtu.be/TnDnhPqC0BA
Really looking forward to it

>>534630571
Ehh I've played D&D before with some buds, but I hesitate to say I'm a roleplayer. I'm just a retard with a thing for shortstacks fren c:

>>534631059
kek

I don't read replies to my posts.

>>534630996
OSRS went from a good value to doubling the price and giving us less content, no I will not pay $14 a month to play one character.

>>534630779
They’re both Wow. Ascension is a different kind of Wow. Haven’t played it in a couple years but the classless thing was really fun when I played it if don’t metafag and actually play around with it.

im fiending

>>534628865
lets be honest, they are probably paid

I want a leveling buddy for epoch, I'm a NEET and I'll be there always.

>>534631126
Go play Brighter Shores anon
$5/mo

>>534631115
you're cool

>>534631162
>RoR
Noice!

>>534630381
>love the plate aesthetic in wow
>hate playing plate classes

>>534631076
How many times do I need to report before you get banned? Why are the mods completely useless unless its your TrannyOS brigade doing the reporting?

>>534631254
Yeah with all 100 people playing it. Its dead for a reason.

>>534630996
>troodle is somehow worse compared to 4 years ago
4 years a go it was a fine server, it was basically just restored Alpha content. It wasn't until they started designing their own content that it went to shit.
>wall is one schizo attack away from an hero
Poser repeating things you hear with no experience.
>bronzebeard = retoilet(minus)
True.
>Fatgrend is too busy smelling his own farts to get a real classic+ rolling
WotLK+ currently in testing in China.
>epoch needs another 2 years to be playable
Probably 1 year but yeah,

I want a healslut for epoch, preferably a femgnome.

>>534631279
you shilling it in this general made me install it.
it's actually quite fun, i dont mind the jank at all.

H V L Y
S O V L

we need to get back to talk about wiping the server

>>534631298
>brigade
There's like 1-2 people on at any given time anon

>>534631314
>healslut
Hey...
>gnome
Nvm...

>>534631162
Only thing you're missing there is LOTRO

>>534631412
And yet I still got banned for absolutely no reason while you get to be an obnoxious avatarfag.
Reported again btw.

>>534631296
Same sis. Shit sucks

>>534631126
Buy gold from sellers and use it on bonds. You can get ~3 months for less than $20. But yeah it's bullshit that it's still a one character limit.
>>534631254
I wanted this game to succeed so bad but goddamn. I saw the other day that they JUST added player trading to the game lmao.
Just play High Spell if you want a Runescape-like game - though it is a RSC clone, not a RS2 clone.

>>534631436
kek

>>534631495
>no PVP
lotro is shit

>>534631368
>Blurring out "Welcome to the Friends and Family Alpha."
Why lmao?

>>534631495
This shit sucks in the nonsoul way, it failed for a reason

>>534631670
>3 digits of copper

holy sovl

>>534631670
Mankind should not be warring with beasts at the door.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534631670
>PvPing in MMOs
For what purpose? We have 15,000 quests. Plenty of other things to do.
https://youtu.be/mZ75ZQtIoms
https://youtu.be/zArEevzHcsw

I feel like many of the alpha models were better than what we got at release
Is there a reason why WoW animations are so bad?

>>534631313
>Poser repeating things you hear with no experience
I have read and watched plenty of his stuff to know I don't want to be anywhere near him. If hes any different outside a public setting then his public representation isn't doing him any favours. His stance on trannies is the only positive thing that comes to mind

Hey guys newfag here. I just saw that theres a new game called project epoch i was wondering why i cant play it? I thought it was already out but the servers are down and ive been trying every day for the past week

>>534631513

>>534631831
How's the gameplay, I haven't had the chance to try it. Maybe I should while I wait for pochie.

this is the BWL raid on Noggit, what are they doing??

>>534631908
works on my machine

>>534631802
>it failed
No it didn't. It just got its 11th expansion.
>>534631923
WoW TBC-like hotbar combat but responsive

>>534631962
that can't be right

>>534631923
>How's the gameplay
Genuine dogshit, people only play it for the story (its not even decent until you're 30+ hours in and pay for membership)

>>534631495
>>534631831
>>534632025
Can I play LOTRO if I haven't watched the movies or read the book?

>>534631670
pvp just didn't fit the license. i thought the whole thing with controlling Sauron's forces as a form of pvp was a neat idea though, reminds me of MvP in EQ.

>>534631802
LOTRO is pure soul lmao tf are you talking about.
Can't believe WoW babies still exist in 2025.

>>534632095
Yes but it'll make you want to read the books. It's by far the most Tolkien-accurate depiction of Middle-earth in a visual medium.

just got released from a 3-day vaycay, what's the 'poch sitch looking like? everyone having fun? is anyone 60 yet?

>>534632163
People wanna larp as oldfags so bad they don't even realize WoW came first.

>>534630910
Love night elves
Love blood elves
but for some reason high elves just don't look good to me

>>534631716
this was before friends and family alpha, like a whole year

>>534632025
No slut glam no play

>>534631670
Who the fuck wants to play a Lord of the Rings game for PvP?

>>534632318
This is as slutty as it gets.

>>534632308
Aren't high elves just blue-eyed blood elves?

>>534631962
>>534632043
probably placeholder for now since T2 will be Uldum iirc

>>534632308
I hate what they did to male belves in TBC
Worst animations in the game

>>534632312
>the game could have had short skirts
It's not fair, bros...

>>534632403
no one wants to play that game period

found this in their data files

>>534632474
That fucking body roll they do while standing pisses me off. I'd play them if it weren't for that gypsy ass animation.

>>534632519
>blood
>epic looking ghosts
fuck
>>534632579
kek, looks like zomboid's crude word filter

Actual hot tip for people who want to play LOTRO, wait a bit for their anniversary stuff because they usually just give you like 80% of the existing content for free with a code.

>>534632478
That's why robes suck because you can't even see your pants or boots. If only we got miniskirts instead...

>>534632679
>playing a game based on a book

>>534626919
It's supposedly some philosophy carried over from Everquest and he thought it was a good idea.

>>534632519
>>534632838
LOTRO and by extension DDO are actually really comfy mid-tier MMOs which you don't see a lot of these days. Really good if you just wanna explore a world.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHM-_J9uZ7M
Truth nuke

done with this crap, time to start selling X-Grog!

>>534632838
Is that hairstyle in game? I like it.

>>534630910
I love how these elves are used in-game

undead look so much better without bones

>>534632889
buy an ad

>>534632857
Never understood that since hybrids typically never even leveraged their hybrid nature for it to be an advantage anyway. Being able to do more things at once was always a liability and rarely a bonus when hyper specialization was rewarded in every type of content.

If anything, FFXIV's roles system was the right way to do it, though 10 years late.

>>534633059
No they fucking don't.

>>534630480

Rate my holy sissy

>>534632880
>really comfy mid-tier MMOs which you don't see a lot of these
Agreed. They're good.
I really miss MMOs. I don't think there's been a good one in the past decade. At least Pantheon has potential to be a comfy small MMO.

>>534633139
Wanna be my plaything?

>>534632679
Its got a really pretty game world. Shame they refuse to redo the combat/UI.

>>534633168
>At least Pantheon has potential to be a comfy small MMO
>has
Let it go bro, its been in alpha for 10 years now

>>534633059
Upright male Tauren actually look way better than the hunchbacks we got. Shame there's no war paint or good loincloths either.

>>534633004
don't think so.

>>534633067
Its a reallt good video give it a watch faggit

>>534633139
Built for strong male paladin tanks

>>534633238
Oh god yeah the UI scaling is atrocious above 1080p, there is UI scaling but it gets super crusty and blown out.

>>534633252
I mean, kind of. It's had play tests for years, but never had an open alpha until recently. I enjoyed what I played last year.
Also, it takes ~10 years to develop an MMO so that's not even out of the ordinary lol.

>>534632905
based xpiratez chad

>>534633402
This is the hardest cope I've read in a long time and I've read Epoch threads for the past few weeks now, the shit is never coming out.

>>534633402
>Also, it takes ~10 years to develop an MMO so that's not even out of the ordinary lol.
Normalizing taking a decade to make a game is not a good thing

they really wanted us to have slampigs

>>534633252
Pantheon and M&M both actually look good. It's just a shame they're both still a couple years out.
M&M has more hype, but most people will quit almost immediately when they realize that oldschool MMO gameplay actually requires thought put into every encounter.

>>534633764
>couple years out
>year 10 of development and still in alpha

>>534633678
>far left
make him asian and a bit fatter
>ERP as an ugly bastard

Pantheon died with Brad, sorry to say.

>>534633402
>it takes ~10 years to develop an MMO
uhh... which one?

>>534633659
MMOs are easily 10x larger and more complex than your standard "open world RPG".
There has literally never been a good MMO that didn't take ~10 years to make.
Amazon had a literal unlimited budget and even they need another ~5 years in the oven with New World.

>>534633678

>>534633859
>>534633973
I see it.

>>534633967
>There has literally never been a good MMO that didn't take ~10 years to make.
WoW took 5

>>534634062
Exactly

>>534633967
>Amazon had a literal unlimited budget and even they need another ~5 years in the oven with New World.
That's because they realized halfway into development that a hardcore pvp mmo doesn't appeal to the masses for making money and they changed the entire game

>>534632404
S O V L
>>534632679
When is the anniversary?
>>534633168
>Pantheon
Pantheon is going nowhere after Brad McQuaid died. Monsters & Memories is going to kill Pantheon for good.
>>534633947
Every recent example (going back ten years) has taken at least 5-7 years to develop. It's not 1997 anymore. You're not going to get a new MMO from start to finish in 18 months like UO.

reminder that pochie was in active development for longer than WoW itself was

>>534633967
Most MMOs had a turnover of about 5 years

>>534633821
It was put on Steam in December for anyone to play and is most likely releasing this year.
I genuinely don't get why Pantheon gets shit for their ~10 year dev cycle when that's literally the standard for MMOs lol.

>>534633967
>There has literally never been a good MMO that didn't take ~10 years to make.
see: >>534633947
there has never been a good MMO that took 10 years to make you turd.

>take longer and longer to make your game
>end up worse than the ones that took a fraction of the time

>this is the dead MMO general now
dare I say... kino?

>>534634191
>I genuinely don't get why Pantheon gets shit for their ~10 year dev cycle when that's literally the standard for MMOs lol.
Because anyone who's not braindead and has followed the game since the start realized that after Mcquaid killed himself that there's barely been any progress and he was the main force behind the game, you have to be legitimately retarded to still be waiting for Pantheon.

>>534634151
>When is the anniversary?
Might have to wait a while since apparently it ended in May, it's been a bit since I've played so I kind of forgot. I think there's still a fair amount of stuff you can do for free these days but it used to be pretty atrocious as a Free player.

this thread is too offtopic now
mods please remove it

>>534634287
LOTRO and The Elder Scrolls Online took 7 years and I like it more than WoW

EPOCHU!

>>534634349
fuck off somalian, epoch is alive

>>534634340
>johnathan pride

>>534634151
>It's not 1997 anymore
wow took 4 years of serious active dev you retard. stop embarrassing yourself. you can't be trying to argue that making vanilla+ is harder than making vanilla. no good MMOS take ~10 years to make. those MMOS suck.

>>534633973
>fat old bastard mage
SOVL

>>534633947
Every MMO post 2000 has taken nearly a decade to make lol
>FF14
10 years
>ESO
8 years
>Lineage
12 years
Then you have all the ones still in developement like AoC, Pantheon, M&M, etc, who are all nearing 10 years or will be by the time they release.

It aint 1997 anymore unc.

Kinda wish I was doing a Shadowfang Keep run right now. It's rainy outside. Would be comfy.

>>534634506
I'm not arguing that. I'm simply stating that MMO dev time is trending upward rather than downward. It takes a lot longer to make a new MMORPG than it did back in 1995

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534634540
XIV was in development for 5 years what are you talking about

PLEASE. VVALL. IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. ADD THE LVL 99 RAPIST INTO THE GAME.

>>534634241
>using literal 30 year old data to prove you point
lol
lmao
rofl
see >>534634540

>Lineage took 12 years to make
??????????????

>>534631831
maybe its just me but ive never been able to get into lotro. i think its the environments and just how visually noisy the world is

Just red the last update , c'mon devs I don't care about your grandma dying suck it up and do your job damn making players wait 2 weeks is crazy

>>534634640
the pserver community needs a fat ugly bastard class
NOW

can't wait for monday when they announce that later in the week they will give us an update

>>534634775
Damn shame. It's peak comfy.

>>534634613
>It takes a lot longer to make a new MMORPG than it did back in 1995
Because developers think they need to spend 600 gorillion dollars and make it run in UE5

>>534634842
You don't like waiting for the update for an update to announce the update?

Let's face it, these manchildren who think the Epoch team owes them anything at all and throw a tantrum if they don't get it, are basically the same that believe women owe them sex and become angry and bitter when they don't get it.

>>534634842
Monday KT will announce the server is delayed for a few months

>>534634340
>brawnson afk again
nigger

>>534634902
Also the all grifter crowdfunded MMOs that string along people don't help either.

>>534634902
Unreal 5 makes development easier than it was back in 1995 so that doesn't make sense. Are you really arguing it was easier to develop your own engine with zero middleware and zero third party assets?

That's why TurtleWoW is switching to Unreal 5

>>534634980
and you'd be happy sitting in your cuck chair spamming the login button

>>534634842
Monday is when they say Kes is stressed from death threats and they need to delay launch another week to mentally recover

>>534634897
yeah thats just a bunch of visual noise to me
grass and flower bush assets spammed out the ass to hide the terrain geometry
castle in the background blasted with noise and greebling to add fake depth, not to mention how bad the tiling is
water is just a flat plane with 1:1 reflection, no bubbles or frothing, ripples or even wind lines

>>534634818
>class
race.
neutral faction.
lock it a custom sex offender class

>>534635187
I agree there's too much density.
Still S O V L though

R E V E L A T I O N
E
V
E
L
A
T
I
O
N

are you ready for World of Warcraft II?
you better be
because it's coming
*shivers in excitement*

>>534635024
Then why does it take so long for games to come out these days when people could shit out an MMO on a proprietary engine in a third of the time 30 years ago? Development techniques don't suddenly disappear.

>>534635356
The smartest thing they could possibly do is wipe the slate clean after The Last Titan. Sequel in all but name.

They'll catch up with Classic eventually for nostalgiafags who want the old shit back.

>giving bl****d money
lol
m
a
o

scrolling up discord spam after "test" launch cos bored

Epoch is hitting cope levels so high that now we're drawing out Pantheon troons that have been waiting for their game to launch since Obama was president

2 more sleepies until Pochie.

Why do Dwarves have no necks in M&M?

>>534635858
200*
this shit ain't coming back for 6 months. At least.

7 more sleepies until ambien launches.

Yeah turtle won too hard, nobody likes a sore winner.

>>534636357
how much did you get paid?

>>534629587
that dance is still in the playable in the alpha build.

can i get a QRD on pochie's rise and fall?

>>534636567
Sincerely asking
Epoch is a classic+ server that doesn't exist, TurtleWoW is THE ONLY OTHER classic+ server that has existed for 8 years, wtf else is anyone else supposed to talk about in this general running 24/7?

>>534636357
You didn't paste it centralized with the other text underneath noob

>>534630910
those gnome were present in naxxramas, both vanilla and wrath.

>>534636710
no

>>534631962
That's just searing gorge. The dwarf quarry and the incendosaur caves

>>534633469
>>534633268
some of these models are present in Old Hillsbrad dungeon (there also female wizards with actual skirts instead of plain old dresses) and theres also the quest chain in wrath with all those alpha human NPCs that later became the kul tirans (burly human, skinny human and fat female human)

>The /vm/ turtle thread has 174 posts in 1 week

My favorite reused alpha human model is that one Defias Bandit model in Deadmines, love that dude.

Why aren't you playing WoW right now?

>>534637220
Who the FUCK goes to /vm/?

>>534636765
>Sincerely asking
I am sincerely asking, how much does Shenna pay.

>>534637286
Dead generals

>>534637286
it's there because its too inactive for /vg/

>>534637220
Peak comfy board

>>534637220
Oh nonono you cant make this up sissies! Faggot.

>>534635356
nigga i dont want WoW 2, i want WoW 0.5

>>534636765
10 usd per hour for 3 hours of consistent posting during peak hours. And 50 cents for each sign up from the referral link.
>Wow that's a bad deal
I live in Brunei and it's actually a really good part time wage. I'll take what I can get. Thank you for bearing with me and for everyone that signs up, it really means a lot. Hopefully I can buy a new laptop and a nice charcoal steak dinner by the end of this.

>>534637526
You could spin that up in Unreal/Unity/Godot in like 2 hours. Go make it anon.

>>534637395
>>534637417
Why is there also an epoch thread here...?

>>534637612
Because Ross is a a retard.

>>534636860
please

>>534636586
it's also in the full game, if you get polymorphed as a goblin, that's their dance

>>534637574
Also it isn't just /vg/ I also have to post in a bunch of subreddits and discords as per work agreement form.

>>534637612
>Why is there also an epoch thread here...?
its from when Ross had his meltie from getting doxxed

>>534637612
the actual epoch thread is here and it's active unlike the server

>>534637658
>>534637741
kwab

>>534637574
>>534637720
Check your emials. You're fired and we're not paying you

>>534637790
Is that the stonetalon dungeon?

>>534637846
it's the entrance, I don't think the instance is in the files.

esissies... i don't feel so good.

>>534637269
Im 58 on bbc+

>developers that hate the white race
i don't see where epoch went so wrong...

>>534637921
NO BROS NOT BIG MUSK
ANYONE BUT BIG MUSK

>>534637920
I hope that dude actually got the instance IDs.

CHICKEN POCHIE

>>534637920
are any of them? I only see the vanilla dungeons from their last build

>>534634897
i like lotro, if people like slow leveling and tons of pve content they should try it

>>534638137
tol barad should be in... somewhere..
I know deadmines and wailing caverns are for sure reworked though.

>>534638037
maybe they can hire him as a dev. i hear they are a little short in that department these days.

>>534638237
Yeah I think it's a solid MMO especially with the landscape difficulty system. Wish World of Warcraft would adopt it.
https://lotro-wiki.com/wiki/Landscape_Difficulty

Okay whatever see you on Pochie this coming Monday

>>534638507
>this coming Monday
God I hope

>>534638104
i haven't i kind of don't know what i'm doing, trying though

Nigga, stop talkin' bout LOTRO. I have Lordaeron screens!!!

>>534638584
I believe

>>534638268
nta
tol barad is its own little continent piece accessed by a taxi (boat) but i havent found where it starts from yet

>>534638726
This is so crusty I love it

>>534637921
who is this sub human shitposting? people watch this faggot?

>>534638764
I am looking at a map editor and I just can't see it.

>>534638726
SOVL OVERLOVD

>>534638764
>>534638852
I think in Cata Tol Barad is off the coast of Gilneas so try looking around Silverpine.

>>534638852
idk then. the minimap and texture files are certainly in the mpq files

>>534638908
What do we have to do to RETVRN the MMO community to these glory days?

Not only is ambershire releasing first, so is bronzebeard, wallcraft update, and blizzard classic+ announcement.

>>534638908
MOVR SOVL

>>534638848
he keeps posting his own videos here

DM stuff.

>>534639023
>>534638852

>>534639052
unironically rip Blizzard out of the hands of DEI

>>534638848
He's the only white Epoch content creator

>>534633139
I will rape you on Ambershire.

>>534639285
that wouldnt do anything anon wow has been shit since they soldout to activision 15 years ago before anyone gave a shit about DEI
all the old heads are gone, its just not possible that blizzard or any large development team in 2025 makes something like this and not for the sake of profits at every corner
your best bet is to wait for some small team to create some magic like Apogea, Monsters and Memories or Adrullan Online

>>534639478
SOVLFVL SKYBVX

>>534633139
That used to be my name on turtle before I got embarrassed and name changed...

Ambie hype.
Ambie hype.
Ambie hype.
Bronzie hype.
Bronzie hype.
Bronzie hype.
Wally hype.
Wally hype.
Wally hype.

>>534639647
I wish there was a necromancer class that acted as a summoner, but could also act as a super healer support for undead race characters.

Does anyone else find it funny when zoomers find Alpha screenshots and talk about how they miss the old days they were never apart of

>>534639580
for me, it's WoW. i don't need a lot more content, just SoD without foreign gold farmers or mass reporting

>epoch general is being held together by hopes, prayers, and alpha screenshots
how over is it...

>>534639052
>>534639285
It's not limited to WoW, every MMO is like this now but if you go back and look at older history of other games they all have similarities in the way the community interacts with one another and the game itself
The way that people play these games is what needs to change but that's impossible now since everyone wants to make a name for themselves and be 'the guy' of their server/game or they just METAfag the fun out of it

>>534639846
Now post the old wallpapers
Like that old one showing the whole world from space during sunrise

Watching this thread and this server crash and burn after all the obnoxious hype has been orgasmic for me.

>>534640035
damn. she's fine for a nigger

so..... epoch hype is dead. Alrighty what now threadbros where do we go until the devs get their shit together

>>534640058
this one?

>>534640174
We wait.

>>534640213
No, the one from space
Or the other one form the seaside cliff

>>534639580
I really hope Monsters and Memories can get a good amount of players that actually approach it as an experience and not something they have to win.

>>534640174
You're gonna be waiting a loooooooooooong time

>>534640213

>>534640404
Yeah, that's the one

Guys I'm leaving...... Bye...... I'll be back in 5 days...... see you then........

>>534639929
Far too many people in MMOs isolate themselves. The entire purpose of the genre shifted from "experiencing a world together" to "only doing things that benefit me." There MUST be a tangible reward in everything they do. It MUST not be a waste of their time. They MUST get what they want, no matter the immoral or antisocial behavior involved. Sure, dedicated RP groups would still get together like in that picture, but the average modern player? No way in hell.
Remove browns. Remove tribalism. Reintroduce player banter and sportsmanship. Reconnect with the meaning of the genre.

Wv mvst rvtvrn

I gave up on epoch after the 'we're delaying to saturday' announcement
someone asked me if I was still going to play and said the whole thing is extremely buggy and it got delayed even further
bros... did it really get delayed AGAIN, to monday? this is so beyond the pale... don't you feel ashamed of being manipulated and lied to your face by these dogshit devs? I'm not even moving to a different server, I don't even want to play wow anymore after how dogshit this was

POCHIE MONDAY 1 SLEEP AWAY
>POCHIE MONDAY 1 SLEEP AWAY
POCHIE MONDAY 1 SLEEP AWAY
>POCHIE MONDAY 1 SLEEP AWAY

>>534640845
Remove selfish troons too

are you anons actually still hopeful?

>>534640979
I consider them brown in spirit.

>>534640174
this launch has proven this project will never ever be worth it. they will run into hiccups for months/years and constantly handle them in the same confusing way they have demonstrated for the past 2 weeks. their tc core has ancient bugs that will constantly be exploited and servers will constantly be down.

>Maybe if i shill Turdle long enough i will convince someone to play on my dogshit client

>>534641106
no

>>534641106
Of course

>>534640935
Play Turtle with me....ill be your FRIEND...

>>534641135
infinite prunes and a handful of wipes will take place.

>>534640935
A really chromuhead would ride or die for Epoch

>>534641106
Despite everything I do want to play epoch

Anyone have the gibhub link?
I want to see what /ourguy/ has been cooking

>>534641106
My brain says no but my soul says yes

>>534641106
My spirit is pure so yes.

>>534639052
>>534639285
>>534639929
>>534640845
>>534640979
the real solution is to seclude niggers, chinks, seaniggers and other non-whites to their own section of the internet
theres an infographic somewhere showing how the internet was ~90% US/white european in 1997 and was turned >60% chinese by either 2007 or 2017. im sure you know the one im talking about
that demographic change is the SOLE problem with the internet becoming shitty. make a whites and first world only section of the internet and itll immediately return to that 1997-2007 internet golden age.
on a side note, did you know that there are more indians alive today than there was global population in 1920?

yep, you've convinced me to try Turtle™ on the 17th, see you there gamers!

>>534641106
I already waited 3 years so I'll just wait another

>>534641106
It'll come out eventually. Just set your expectations to zero and do other things until they get their shit together sometime in 2027.

>>534641580
But anon, I'm black

>>534641245
we can be friends but I have a medical school exam on launch day for that server so I'm feeling lukewarm about it...
>>534641317
I stuck it out for a whole week and a half, anon... I really wanted it to work but it's just not gonna...

Reminder for those who's spirit is waning: "Just a quick update on the situation, at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those."
They are just having a weekend off, this is a normal thing that people do. There will be more setbakcs along the way, but its not over.

>>534641776
You just have to keep believing.

>>534640404
you can see the foreshadowing of the void lords

What is the chud private server>

>>534641790
The server imploded like 5 minutes after turning on. Its far from stable when they turn it on next.

>>534641736
dont worry im sure kaytotes will make a special epoch-black edition for you

>>534641580
Yes. Part of the reason there's tribalism in the first place is because the internet is such an abominable melting pot these days. Tempered levels of seclusion help bring peers together and make everyone feel more welcome and less invaded.
Imagine an online world where you don't even have to THINK that the person on the other side may be brown.

>>534641776
I'll make sure you still get groups

>>534641939
vgh.... agartha.......

>>534641939
i miss hitler...

>>534641152
Looks and plays fine on my machine
What's the problem? VanillaTweaks fixes everything.
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks

>>534641790
and then there'll be another issue to bring the server down and they'll need to test for a couple of days and then kay will bring the server up for 10 mintues at 3 am and say thanks i got waht i needed and then they'll start hinting that the server will go up and then suddenly everyone's grandma exploded at once so they need to delay by another few days

>>534642204
>posted it again

>>534642204
Why are you questing in Teldrassil at that level?

>>534642523
questing completion
>>534641913

>>534642523
He's playing on HC and doing green quests is safer than playing the game normally.

thread is slowing down time to abandon ship. see you all on ambershire fellow soon to be turtles

>>534642523
Why do people keep asking about the context of the clip and not what the clip is demonstrating?

>>534641790
ill definitely play it if it comes up in the next couple of weeks, but i now have little faith in the people running the server to respond to problems in the future, such as massive exploits or raid tuning and class balance issues, not to mention account security. and people can cope about there being 'too many' interested players but if blizzard announces another official classic+ season it's likely there won't be anywhere near enough, so this botched launch has definitely caused some damage.

>>534642586
The other day, anon told me he's not even in HC and is just doing it for completionism. Which is still asinine because you'd genuinely have to go out of your way to venture into Teldrassil and find a quest to kill some furbolgs in some bum hick forest in the middle of nowhere.

>>534641106
the faithful shall be rewarded

>>534642662
4K/120hz/responsive gameplay
1.12 client is fucking fine with vanillatweaks
>muh 3.3.5
who gives a shit, it's such a dumb talking point to dismiss turtle

Basically this.

>>534642915
here is another
>posted it again award

>>534642949
But anon, YOU are Jesus.

>>534642949
I was going to play Epoch until Turtle fresh got announced. Now im just here for the fun drama.

I'm still convinced it's a bot. The idea that someone is physically here posting the same images and things every day is a far more depressing prospect.

>>534643028
and I'm gonna keep posting it because it's funny.
Cope.

>>534643028
300 turdle bucks have been deposited into his account

>>534642769
>Which is still asinine because you'd genuinely have to go out of your way to venture into Teldrassil and find a quest to kill some furbolgs in some bum hick forest in the middle of nowhere.
People have been getting Loremaster in WoW for like 15. It's not really that weird desu. If they like questing enough to do 3,000 of them or whatever it is, so be it.

>>534643094
never discount mental illness

>>534643194
Yeah...

>>534643112
not really that funny, you do know its fake right? Just checking

>>534643246
he made it, of course he knows its fake

>>534643246
It's actually hilarious since it did happen immediately after they cancelled the launch after their 68th failed stress test. Gotta login to Turtle to steal more good ideas I guess...

>>534643345
It didn't happen bro. It might have been funny as a troll the first couple times, but its running it in to the ground the 20th time

>>534643438
I disagree immensely. Still funny.

>>534642949
is magic 'jesus' in this scenario

omg this is actually real guys

>>534643537
Please do not compare our lord and savior to some unhinged tranny faggot dev they found on /r/wowservers

I'm mutuals with a mutual of Kaytotes on discord. My mutual said he asked Kaytotes if it was coming back Monday and Kaytotes told him there is no ETA.
Don't expect the game to be running for months, if that.

>>534643605
he doesn't tweet, inspect element TRUTH SOCIAL instead.

>>534643684
So there is a chance right

>>534643684
The best thing for this project at this point is it getting leaked and the community can port it to a core worth a shit. I have zero faith in the current leadership.

This should've been FOSS from the start but Kaytotes wants to hoard the assets for himself so fuck him. I hope it all gets leaked.

>>534643605
100% real, Trump is a pochhead

>>534641106
yes.
hoping to see it up around wednesday. hopefully before the weekend to avoid the crowd.

worst case, someone sees the potential of this kind of server, 3.3.5, vanilla+, tbc talents, sped up nightcycles, no p2w cashshop, no gdkp or goldruns, english only, etc. and make his own.

>>534643857
kezan or guru

>>534643537
Wall is not only the Jesus of private servers, but the entire Holy Trinity (despite developing for VMANGoS).

I work at a business that Kaytote's mum regularly visits. I asked her to ask him what is happening with the server and she said "POCHI MONDAY BITCHES"

>>534643917
He prefers the law and order of Kezan

Weren't the Anvilmar stairs fixed on the local server that one dude was streaming? What's the hold up?

>>534644123
Kezan has illegal unchecked immigration of orcs to goldshire inn.

>>534644176
it was already fixed in a client patch

>>534644176
Team imploded.

>>534642204
That's You!

>>534644301
>>534644335
Naruhodo

what if kaytotes actually wanted a free weekend to rank up in overwatch

>>534644504
That's okay. Turtle is very friendly and people group up naturally :)
Reminds me of my Meridian59/Everquest days. It's nice to have a real sense of community.

>>534644504
I WILL be xeir first friend.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

Didn't epoch have a bunch of public betas during development? Did those run fine or were they crash fiestas too?

>>534644597
Its mindblowing to me that people still play Overwatch.

>>534644783
Yeah I played in all of the betas
think it was 1-20, 20-35, 35-50 and 50-60
They were stable and the new content was fun.

>>534644176
They need to monitor it when they try to put it up to deal with crashes on the fly, and they had a little internal meltdown about the stairs and dropped it for the weekend. Once its mostly stabilized it can run with auto-restart if anything occasionally bombs it out. ITs smooth though when its running

>>534644783
the betas were relatively low pop, but they should have known.