Some motherfuckers are still trying to iceskate uphill Edition

>News
Blade Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/SJwI30KsqK8

Version 20250808 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20250801/41548_1251405.html

Queen's Codex Event: https://x.com/i/status/1953108817098457107

Dev Vision Vol. 08: https://youtu.be/SgMriWER-6E

Season 3.5 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/1951327193948131482

New Team-Up Ability: First Steps: https://x.com/i/status/1947710733904724396

Phoenix Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg

>Skins
Blade's Polarity Edge skin: https://x.com/i/status/1952761517256184008

Magik's Phoenix Demon and Black Panther's Phoenix Panther skins: https://x.com/i/status/1950010981591241126

The Fantastic Four's First Steps skins: https://x.com/i/status/1947695635916067128

Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289

Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106

Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins: https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555

Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

Wolverine’s Weapon X and Jeff's Sunshine Land Shark skins: https://x.com/i/status/1929583882556326074

>Links
Hero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/
Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/

Checkpoint: >>534549208

Reminder that HealGAWDS won

dang i wish i was good at video games

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

Jean Grey's ass
Jean Grey's futa cock

Psylocke rimjobs

Bucky.

>>534643831
her ass is filled with cum.

Why does Jeff splash have such insane range

>>534643891
Infinity stones.

Rocket!

So, now that we know blade is bugged, how long do you take it will take the chinks to fix it?

>>534644245
There's nothing to fix

Is blade good? Haven't play since they nerfed my main.

>>534644350
He's bugged, and therefore being completely useless now.

>Jean Grey
>Boring ass one dimensional kit and playstyle
>Absolute giga fucking strong or sidegrade to Hela

>Blade
>Hybrid between brawl stance switching and Gun Kata gameplay with Vergil Judgement Cut Ult
>Right now zeroing in on being a throw pick cause Luna can just heal through the Anti Heal anyway
Why is this always the case when it comes to hero shooter games

This game has to much bullshit in it to be fun.

>>534644452
shooting accuracy is the biggest mechanical skill gap in games that have fast, inertialess movement
aim intensive characters will always be useless in the hands of people that can't aim, and overpowered for players that can

What's bugged with blade

>>534643756
what does it taste like?

>>534644790
Nothing, the anti heal he applies himself interacts with the lifesteal but clearly that's intended.

You copping?

>>534644836
Her ass? Magik's cock.

>>534644350
I like him. His gun is really good at putting pressure without needing to get too close.

>>534644671
I think thats what makes rivals so weird to me coming from counter strike. The movement in rivals is so spastic and jerky. Ever watch a flyer character perform "evasive maneuvers"? Its fucking cringe that the game allows such jerky movement like that on characters with razor thin silhouettes.

Say something nice about next character

>>534644452
We don’t know how good blade is really yet. His kit is still very complex

>>534645156
A black person? no. I don't play C&D and I don't play Blade because I don't like black people.

>>534645347
I had fun reading Spawn and she was hot I guess.

>>534645161
Not your cock? Lame.

>>534645530
... But that's what I just said.

It's equine. By the way.

had some good games tonight :3

Marvel: Gayniggers

>>534645663
See all you have to do to climb is play Luna

>>534645347
Never noticed how stacked daredevil was.

>>534645663
good job saar

>>534645347
Never

>>534645792
i'm surprised more people haven't instalocked luna at the start, it's only happened one time

>Gun+dash+sword mode+dash

I think this is the blade combo, must do very fast and cancel animation.
Can 1 shot if you are lucky with M1 hit.

Post 'em.

>>534644894
>clearly that's intended
Source?

>>534646413
im guang guang

>>534645347
They are never gonna put a literal who in the game.

>>534646530
Go fix your fucking game chingchong

>>534646530
Is eomm real?

man, no match is ever just a loss, its a anahliation. there's 0 chance anyone could have done anything it just keeps happening

Emma Frost seems too complex to me. So many moves and forms

Gooning to EOMM

>>534646681
No, now buy more cosmetics laowai and good things will come your way

>>534645663
nice:'/

>>534646547
>Who is lin lei
>Who is jeff the non powered character

Damn, Loki is kinda fun. Haven't played him until this season.

>>534645347
hopefully she's not a DPS in disguise like Thor
she's very probably not a long range tank, which sucks too

I guess Ill use my gold coins to get the mini pass. In the off chance I might play Thing or Hela in the future

Soon, Buckybros

I saw an ad on Reddit (I know) where the heroes were shown in a fighting game chararater selection screen and it looked so fucking cool, wish I could find it again.

>>534643890
Your cum.

I just had the most Reddit ass faggot player in Quickplay that shows you why this playerbase is cancer
>Start first round, I'm Invisible Woman healing with a Luna
>Team gets wiped, Luna and I are getting chased by enemy Hulk
>Try to heal Luna but Hulk is putting on too much pressure plus the enemy is advancing, so I throw up a shield for Luna and jump away to regroup
>Dies to Hulk even with her clap attack
>Gets on coms
>"Umm....Invisible Woman? Since you didn't save me, I'm not going to heal anymore. I want to play Psylocke"
>Hops off, someone else on the team instantly fills in thankfully
>Lose first round
>Team calls him shit
>"I don't actually play Psylocke, I'm just practicing. Focus on your own gameplay hmm?"
>Bro doesn't know the basic Psylocke combo
>Most of his kills are from the ult
>Dude is also having offhand conversations in his room with someone and is told by the team to shut up
>"Ummm....you can just mute me? You took the time to text instead of mute?"
>We win the next two rounds because the rest of the team is locked in
>Hear banging in the guys background (was he mad that we won???"
>Texts in win screen that someone had the same amount of deaths as him so STFU
FAGGOT. INCARNATE

>>534648237
Not mine.

>>534648048
>In the off chance I might play Thing or Hela in the future
The Thing is free, so you are buying a Hela skin (~$7).
Btw, Hela should always be in your pocket in case your team can't handle flyers.

>>534648227
You sure that wasn't Tokon Fighter?

>>534648362
>Btw, Hela should always be in your pocket in case your team can't handle flyers.
Doesnt Phoenix cover this? I play her. She seems like a better Hela

>>534646008
She's boring and OP. Like hela or magneto. I don't play video games to win I play them to have fun. I wanna play fun characters.

>>534648353
I'm going to force you to fuck those hot girls you like whether you want to or not faggot.

>>534645347
She should be a DPS while baked should have been a vanguard and phoenix a support. If she’s a tank I will be mad. Literally giving us the scraps.

>>534645347
even if her kit is lame I'm almost certain her in-game model will be very sexy and cool looking with the floating ribbons, transforming weapon, skimpy armor, etc

>>534648259
>Quickplay
Stopped reading there.
Good for you, or I'm sorry.

>>534648108
>every single skin they give bucky is worse than his default
They need to just give him the MCU one

>>534648373
>Over half the damage comes from one headshot
>Even more since Jeff takes less headshot damage

Just use the gun.

>>534648441
>She seems like a better Hela
She's a sidegrade
Hela has better range tho

>>534648373
I-is that a one shot combo?!? DEEEEEVVVSSSS!!! NEEERRRFFFF HHIIIMMMM!!!!

Fuck squirrel girl's stupid fuck ult

>>534648441
Phoenix is better against tanks and groups of enemies
Hela is better against fliers and at long range

>>534648792
I have hope for this original one
>left symbiot arm, so all the pulling stuff will look like symbiot attacks
>right phoenix arm, so the gun will be in fire
But yeah, I'm not touching any other skin once we get the CAWS skin

>>534644245
How is Blade bugged?

>>534649009
I fucking HATE it

>>534646530
Give Thor his old hammer throw back you fucking bitch

gg 100T
time to humilliate the streamers

>>534648646
I will watch you nut in her then I will clean it up!

>>534648916
Why the fuck does jeff take less headshot damage? Fuck this game man.

>>534649009
I want to fuck her fat ass

>>534648792
They gave him the one from thunderbolts which is totally what people wanted and were asking for

>>534649342
Because his entire model is a head?

>>534649179
I just hope it isn’t legendary

>>534642752 (OP)
Blade is too hard to play, how do i git gud?

>>534649316
Devs should play the champion team after

>trap 4 people with tank ult
>Team doesn't nothing
>Enemy has flier
>Can't do anything since I'm tank
I give up

>>534648916
B..but I can't aim I only play moon knight
>>534649342
He's all head anon it'd be worse if he took full headshot damage

I used to really enjoy Peni but now her gameplay kinda sucks

>>534649009
>>534649291
>>534649363
Skill issue. Pay attention to your surroundings or just shoot the damn thing.

>>534644452
Shouldn’t have been black. Simple as.

>>534649009
bro just jump on top of a chair or something elevated

I love shitting on an ulting scarlet witch. Spat on her with hulk, blocked it with cap, absorbed and shot it back at her as fantastic.

>>534643731
You need to fellate Johnny.
>>534643756
You need to fellate Logan/Scott.
>>534643831
You need to fellate Venom.

>>534650084
I already beat all of them to the punch

>>534649808
Don't think that changes anything for me tbqh

>>534645759
this was the original planned title but Yidsney told them no. never forget what they took from you.
>>534648259
is this the mk faggot

>>534650084
How about I fellate you instead?

>>534644616
What do you mean?

Also just saw a Hulk player with 30 support kills. Didn't even think that was possible with a character like Hulk.

>Looking forward to Phoenix
>Play one game, never touch her again
>Looking forward to Blade
>Play one game, never touch him again
Double DPS season should never happen again

>>534648923
>She's a sidegrade
What does that mean

>>534650398
I find that I really need to play 5-10 matches before a character starts to click

>>534650423
She's just as good but does slightly different stuff. The characters are pretty similar already in playstyles.

Is it true that in pro-matches, they are banning 4 healers and sometimes 4 tanks to fuck with the pickable pool of characters? Realistically, if you were to ban 4 strategists, that fucks over nearly half the pool. Same with vanguard. They need to inject more vanguards and healers into this game asap. Its crazy that there are more duelists than vanguard and strategist combined.

>>534645347
Awful character. Awful design. Awful gimmick. A grim season it will be.
>>534647768
You fell for bait.

>>534646872
She is not anywhere near as complex as you think. Her playstyle is simple, and she has ridiculous damage.

>>534649329
I don't think so nigger. We shall go together. Double anal penetration.

>>534635675
Just tell me. I have only been into pc gaming since 2023.

Characters you refuse to play, for non-gameplay reasons.
>Jeff
Reddit shark
>Racoon
Im not a furry
>Squirrel Girl
Fat, annoying, and shes fat
>Cloak and Dagger
Do I even need to say it?

>>534650634
Yes

So is netease going to take every chance to hamfist a asian / chinese character into any available role? There is talk that daredevil when he comes out will actually be some chinese variant of dare devil that westerners are not familar with. The same thing happened to Iron fist. Who the fuck is this Chinese fuck playing as Iron Fist? I have never heard of him in my fucking life.

>>534643690
>play tank that wants to hit W
>Your team doesn't hit W
>Lose
its that simple

>>534650974
Devs will look at this and think
>Yeah, release more duelists

>>534650974
jesus lol. Is this only valid because there are so few strategists in the pool? I feel like you could do this same thing to 4 duelists and it wouldn't even phase anyone because there are so many.

>>534651003
There is no Chinese Daredevil. Every character in the game at least exists.
>Who the fuck is this Chinese fuck playing as Iron Fist? I have never heard of him in my fucking life.
He was created a couple years ago after the MCU show tanked and casuals called him "problematic". There was a precedent, the game isn't his first appearance

>>534649639
You're just burnt out anon. I'm the same I've been playing dps and other heroes recently over Peni for the same reason. You also have to do a lot of work to get value which can get tiring at times. I've kinda gotten burnt out by the vanguard role in general especially with how team dependent everyone in it is

>CnD stay up
>Says the Psylocke going even
>My stats are better than his, more kills/ratio, most heals, most assists
>Does nothing about the star lord, or tony, so we lose
Its.
Always.
Duelists.

>>534651003
>chinese variant of dare devil that westerners are not familar with.
that doesn't exist
>Who the fuck is this Chinese fuck playing as Iron Fist?
He's there to fill the obscure character quota like Luna and Jeff. The funny thing about him is that a lot of his dialogue with other characters is them shitting on him for not being danny

Focus on the battle!

>>534651217
>mfw realizing Luna Snow is canon

Loki needs to be removed from the game

The Hood soon!

>>534651716
I'm everywhere!

>>534649316
>literal troon getting carried just like in ranked
maybe removing stacks past plat was based afterall

>>534651716
I never really realized how cancer he is until the dreaded triple healer comp was on the enemy team. Literally He would Luna twerk, 12 seconds later the enemy luna would then also twerk, then the enemy Cloak and Dagger would ult. It was actually miserable. Even more funny is that Loki can copy any ult in the game. Yet its basically only ever Luna or another healer ult he copies. If he copies anyone else, it was on accident.

>>534651716
I outnumber you

Is Black Widow still dogshit?

soon

>>534652090
Yes
She will always be dogshit

>>534652090
Yes
Still hot though

nerf bucky campaign when? is either nerfing him or buffing every hero to be on par with him, not even thor or magik gain shields like this overtuned piece of shit called bucky

>>534651936
They should change loki ult to mirage from apex legends.
Allow him to create plenty of illusion everywhere.

Can someone explain the ranks? I'm currently in Plat 1, and I'm playing against Celestials and GM players. Wtf are the real ranks?

Thor seems pretty good now......
As duelist ofc

>>534651459
>The funny thing about him is that a lot of his dialogue with other characters is them shitting on him for not being danny
Link or something? I don’t think I’ve ever heard that
It would be funny though

>>534652267
Is it quickplay? Quickplay matchmaker is dogshit (EOMM or similar)

>>534652267
You're the assassin sent by EOMM to make your team lose.

Dang I lost almost every match again lol

>>534651532
Yup. In several comics and everything. Grim.
>>534651743
Unfortunately…

Hey I'm suicidal, I will probably kill myself soon. My life is a mess. Got almost no forums lefts. Obviously no friends. The few joy I have in life is owning noobs in Marvel Rivals. I mostly tank and heal.

My game ID is Caligula69x, anyone wanna add me and play with me? I'm begging you.

>>534652479
give me a sec

>>534650890
Don't worry about it plenty of people find this shit confusing

>>534652479
hey its me except he's good at the game :'/

>>534650243
W…wouldn’t that be… g-gay…?

>>534651936
Don't forget runes being the strongest ability in the game. Or that he has super high AOE damage and healing that doesn't require direct hits at all. 3 get out of jail free cards.

>>534652302
The issue is that every buff given to 2.5 Thor probably would’ve just been better on 2.0 Thor.

>>534652363
Thing mentions it among others
Why is rocket the only sup that isn't allowed to do any damage?
Why do I have to check profiles to know if my win was actually against real people in a multiplayer game?

Is there any reason to use Blade's sword without the Awakening's ability?
I've rebinded his Awakening to the primary since he feels really janky to use otherwise

>>534652470
*Fortunately
There ya go!
Also Hive soon too!

KEK cant wait for BP to be giga nerfed now

>>534653000
No.

I wonder how bad the Overwatch devs are at their game?

>>534653000
Nope. Absolutely no reason to do that aside of being a useless mechanic to confuse noobs

>>534651003
Chinese iron fist is cooler than white iron fist. You have Hawkeye for your westoid weeb fantasy. Chinese iron fist looks, sounds, and acts better than that fag Danny. Cope and seethe.

so we go from old patch Loki+luna every match to new patch Loki+luna+adam every match?

>>534652363
>>534652841
>Does Danny know you're wearin' his pajamas, kid?
based Benji

>>534651936
He's incredibly overtuned. If they want to keep this "I steal your ult" shit they need to make it so he can only steal ults from the opposing team. Luna/Loki is already awful to fight against, and now you throw in the Mantis team up where his Rune circles are gigantic.

>>534653394
Hopefully next patch we get to add Ultron to the team. If all goes well 0-0-6 to will be meta in version 6.0!

dev just got wiped by Black panther
surely a nerf is coming ,right fellow redditbros?

Groot mains response?

>>534653649
They got wiped by spider on the previous round
I don't think its possible to nerf spider even more

>>534652267
Rivals has the worst matchmaking and ranking systems in history. If it's Quickplay the game doesn't give a shit and will pit you against GM/Celestial stacks regularly even if you're Bronze. Due to rank decay (whoever seriously wants this at NetEase can jump off a fucking bridge headfirst) you will see GM/Celestial players in Metal ranks if they don't play for awhile. It's a ranking system that benefits no one and it's fucking stupid.

I think the devs are losing on purpose

>>534651743
>>534652470
I dont think Hood is getting in given that Ironheart bombed hard and Parker Robin is the literal who of literal whos
>>534653053
Hive can work though

>>534650206
>is this the mk faggot
Who is that? Guys username was Caster or something

>Dude who knows kung fu and dresses head to toe in traditional Asian attire is made Asian
>this is strange and unnatural to anons
When Captain America is made Asian you can complain. Chink fist is cool and sensible.

>>534653715
No amount of nerfs would be enough. BP, SM, and Magik have kits that are broken by default. Characters that get to dictate the engagement, have insanely low TTK, and have easy escape abilities are a pox.

>>534654093
>character has an established history
>lets change it
Nah

>>534653878
definately felt like a throw on krakoa, they were diffing until the obvious spidey wipe. take off necros/jay from the streamers and they're getting gigafucked

>>534652479
can someone please add me as friend and play with me. No need to mic.

Even the dev & top 500 can't use Blade.
He needs to get the buff next season otherwise he's gonna be the next throw pick after Widow.

I still dont have Lord with any character

>>534654463
I do with Sue because she is legitimately beautiful and I enjoy staring at her wonderful ass

>>534654463
same

Not bad for a dead game

>>534654282
>literal who has an established history
Ftfy

>>534654093
>When Captain America is made Asian you can complain.
Irelevant statement. The guy who killed Danny Rand is pic related. The chink's name is Jason Loo and he also killed Robert "Sentry" Reynolds then replaced her with a disabled niggers who named herself "Solarus". Quit defending hacks.

I have lord with
>Emma
>Luna
>Sue
>C&D
What does it say about me?

>>534654598
Drops on and it’s finals for meme comp

>>534651125
It's like they're actively trying to kill the game. I wouldn't mind seeing this piece of shit go to 0 players
>>534654093
They don't care about logic lol. Sooner or later anon, you realize most people in the world are in it for themselves.

>>534654093
Danny Rand was a child that came from money, got in a plane crash, lost his family, was brought in by a mystical kung fu temple in the mountains he nearly died in, and was an outsider told he would never fit in or achieve anything yet became the next Iron Fist. The show was shit, but Danny was sort of endearing in the fact that just because you come from some particular background it doesn't mean you're destined to fill a stereotype. That's how dumb clickbait casuals were

>>534654561
based and same, except she's also my favorite support to play. knocking people off the map activates the neurons for me

>>534654415
meh skill issue he needs QoL changes more than anything

>>534654642
Based white woman enjoyer

Danny is actually making a comeback soon as "The Undead Iron Fist" right?

>>534654824
>those ears
I know what kind of man you are.

I genuinely don't understand the point of Venom is in this game. What does he offer other than an absurdly high aiming requirement for uhh....?

>>534654642

The DPS ""players"" are gonna make me uninstall
>we went 2.5 minutes without a single kill
>GG bad heals

>>534654939
A fat ass

I'm a hardstuck celestial player. It's over, it never even began.

>be aimlet
>play Hawkeye
>get rewarded with several KOs once in a blue moon
Feels good

The netcode is too shit for psylocke to be viable right now, she needs either stronger damage or bigger hit detection. I picked her up for the beach skin, then went right back to hela/jean

>>534654939
He's a dive DPS """vanguard""". Just ignore the labels they give characters in this game and actually analyze the playstyle of each of them individually, it starts to make a lot more sense. Half of the tanks and healers are flavored DPS
>>534655061
That was me with Hanzo in OW but for some reason I just don't get as many random headshots on Hawktuah in this game. Maybe his arrows have a smaller hurtbox.

>unironically asking for psylocke buffs

i genuinely do not know how to fight magik. i hate this fucking character man. this piece of fucking dogshit just teleporting everywhere, getting over-health for mashing m1, literal zero aiming ability with iframes out the ass.

>>534655416
>literal zero aiming ability
A certain anon here begs to differ

>>534654380
Can I add you tomorrow I just got home

>>534655181
it takes longer for you to charge his passive than it does for hanzo to just shoot

>>534648646
Women only want 10% of guys so there's no point in most guys being attracted to women. Humans are truly a failed species.

>534655289
>unironically thinking psylocke isn't a tickler only good for cleanups
> even top 500/s literal pros only max out at 50% accuracy a game because of her random spread, made even worse by the dogshit netcode

>>534645347
If she shows up I want Brother Voodoo down the line with interactions where she thought she seen him before and reminds her of someone.

>>534645347
pls be a post nerfs brig, I found her playstyle pretty fun

>>534654750
Still captured by Hawkeye being a weeb

>>534648038
Emma is dps in disguise. Thor is just garbage

>>534654561
>The right mix of fun gameplay and a great ass
I haven't found a hero that does it for me yet. I don't enjoy the point and click girls gameplay

>>534655416
Im pretty convinced a lot of the posts about magik being weak are magik players themselves trying to gaslight people, you see it with Jeff too, even though hes definitely not the best healer in the game certain posters try to portray him as entirely useless

So what counts as a final hit? Literally the final hit as the match is ending?

>>534656114
No retard the final hit to kill a player

>>534656114
go to bed anon. ur tired

>>534655416
Learn to time her portals. Once you see her enter, she will always exit at the same timing. From there it's just a little bit of prediction as to where she is heading, but it's also pretty reactable. So save your abilities for after she already portaled.
>>534655603
I don't mean one-shot kills, I mean headshots in general. Something about Hawkguys trajectory just fucks with me I guess

>>534655416
emma stomps magik.
>her portals are predictable as fuck so grabbing her as emma is childs play
>especially when magik goes full nignog and dives at emma

>>534655669

>>534656114
When you get the "KO" message. That is what a final hit is.

>>534654750
>just because you come from some particular background it doesn't mean you're destined to fill a stereotype
In current year it does. Anything else is cultural appropriation.

>>534655941
my tongue belongs in there

>>534654863
No he's gonna have guns and a flag cape.

>>534654750
Danny has never broke barriers or stereotypes anon.

>>534656114
You can’t be this retarded?

>dps gets 0 kills in 5 minutes
What I'm I supposed to do here besides uninstall and stop wasting my time

>>534654774
>skill issue
Then you should be the Blade main and become famous and make easy money from streaming yourself kicking top 500's ass with him.

>>534655686
Sybau

It's Marvel Rival IGNITE Finals Time
Team Envy (NA) vs RAD (EU)

https://www.twitch.tv/marvelrivals

>>534656306
>literal tictokmeme cringe
Go back

>>534656702
You joke but I'm pretty sure someone did that with wolverine

>>534656786
RAD is cooked huh

>>534650972
>Fat, annoying, and shes fat
So, you.

>>534656786
I can’t watch anymore if this shit. Watching magneto, strange, and phoenix is as boring as playing them.

>>534653150
… Hawkeye is a weeb fantasy now? Weird thing to say chang
>>534654093
Not the same thing chang. The appeal of the character is fundamentally changed.

>>534656730
He's basically wizard (nerd) Spawn which is fitting for this gay Angela. You have no vision.

>>534656694
Sorry I dont know why I can't improve. I hit myself in the face and made my eye swollen if it makes you feel better

>>534656786
what's with the guardians pic

>s0 battlepass: 29/29
>s1: 51/65
>s2: 40/65
>s3: 37/72
Might skip the next battle pass entirely if theme actually is more chinkslop

>>534654093
This is why im ok with them changing Namor to a Mexican. Hope you enjoy your medicine both ways

>>534654824
>Luna
>white
>>534654926
>>534654994
Kek

>>534656937
Danny's only appeal is being the second fiddle to Luke Cage

>>534656967
>>534656730

When forced to play Duelist, I play Mister Fantastic

>>534654636
you blew xher asshole out with this one

>>534656937
>Hawkeye is a weeb fantasy now?
Yeah he unironically is and it’s a lot better than when don’t make him a weeb

>>534653053
No, I got it right the first time.
>>534653896
>I dont think Hood is getting in given that Ironheart bombed hard
We can only hope and pray that’s the case

>>534657037
Namor should’ve been Polynesian or South East Asian. Mexico doesn’t seem appropriate for an aquatic character. If they wanted Mexican they should’ve changed punisher, because of how many criminals and cartels latin america has. Plus he already looks Mexican in the game.

>>534657034
>chinkslop
Peni's going to get a wasteland themed skin at the end of this season. There's a chance we'll a get a Mad Max/Fallout styled season.

>>534657254
Maybe if you're talking exclusively the Rivals version which the chinks dressed him up as for some reason. In which case take that up with them since they're clearly fans of it too.

Dont do Doomquest. Its just a bunch of pussies teaming up.

>>534657385
Has nothing to do with my point but sure?

Gay sex with Venom

>>534657037
Danny Rand was a white guy to start with though. You guys are just triggered by the fact we can do karate too.

>>534656786
didn't ask plus don't care

>>534657592
You replied to the wrong post numb nuts I’m on your side

>>534655686
>Adam Warlock 2
will force my team to go quad support when he arrives

I've had the most miserable time playing blade. Constantly the target of solo ults. The game is punishing me for instalocking when I normally flex.

>Playan ranked
>Team getting utterly anal raped
>Dogshit comp, just a total shitstomp
>Leave
Don't care, stay mad troons. Play well or kill yourselves I'm not gonna subject myself to 20 minutes of bullshit because you're shit

>>534657387
>There's a chance we'll a get a Mad Max/Fallout styled season.
I retract my previous statement then. That sounds way better than the last couple season themes. the BP peaked with season 1, we need a cool overall theme with a variety of skin themes

>>534653417
lin liexisters… the rock jew is emasculating our kung fu king…

>>534653896
>I dont think Hood is getting in given that Ironheart bombed hard
It didn't anon

>>534657641
Namor wasn't Asian before they made him Mexican.

What would Rogue's kit be like?
More importantly, how big are her girlcock and how full are her girl cumtanks?

If you want to have a laugh play cap in QP and make console DPS try and kill you off point

>ahh
>sybau
What's with these zoomer terms i've never seen or heard of before playing this game? I've seen some other random letter combinations too i have no idea the meaning of and can't remember.

why is this thread so gigagay

Wolverine doesn't fulfill the hero fantasy for me mr dongdong why isn't he a tank

>>534657938
He was a hapa which is close enough in this context.

>>534658127
shut your bitch ass up

Let's go NV

Venom getting value?

>>534658127
ahh is ass without getting hit by tiktok censorship
Shut Your Bitch Ass Up
I assume you saw SDIYBT which is Start Digging In Your Butt Twin which used to mean to tell someone to fuck off when they ask you to do something but now is just repeated for its ridiculous nature.

Has Magik gotten any play time this tourney? I'm guessing not since she's C tier at best

>>534658431
>ahh is ass without getting hit by tiktok censorship
It’s also how certain blacks pronounce the word

>>534658431
Holy shit yes that is exactly it cause other people started spamming twin in the chatbox after. Zoomer shit is so retarded what the fuck.
It just doesn't make any sense on any level like nobody is talking or doing anything out of the ordinary and then the enemy BP will dive a support and type sybau in the chat.

We need WW3 and a global nuclear holocaust i swear.

>>534658586
No the fuck it's not, that shit started because of you tiktok zoom-zooms. leave the nogs out of this one

Vanguard isn't tank
Duelist is tank because 90 percent of them tank my chances of having any fun down to 0

>>534658747
It started because of you Tyrese. Zoomies copied your rap songs and started saying it.

Finally got the Blade achievement, can't believe I had to play two days instead of just one. Central Park just wasn't showing up for me though.

>>534658747
You are retarded.
>Goofy Ahh is an AAVE phrase and slang term meaning "goofy ass" used to label content as goofy or silly. The related phrase "goofy ahh sound" became popularized on TikTok in early 2022 as a spam comment, often used on videos where the original sound contains goofy sound effects associated with the 21st Century Humor, including cartoon sound effects and indiscernible noises.
It gained traction on tiktok but it has a very traceable source.

>>534657774
Bullshit it didn't. It's without a doubt the worst thing the MCU has produced

>>534659245
I haven't seen it but it can't be worse then thor 4

>>534659121
No it didn't Raj, please do not redeem sarr
>>534659234
>his source is know your meme
>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goofy-ahh
>he didn't even read his own shit
>The exact origin of the term "goofy ahh" is unknown but has been used online since as early as 2009 on Twitter
>still zoom zoom idiocy by default
Retard

>>534658431
I blame this mostly on online censorship being retarded

>>534657091
Bendis turned Luke Cage into one of his fetish objects through his OC Jessica Jones.

>>534659447
>zoom zoom idiocy when the only people on fucking twitter in 2009 were millenicucks
You can’t even get your boogeyman right retard. Next you’re going to say “blud” didn’t also come from blacks.

>>534659559
How does Luke getting pussy ruin his character dafuq?

>>534659447
It did tyrese. Time to face facts, nigga.

I am a DPS Luna player. Dont just assume cause I pick her Im doing a healer role

>>534659495
This definitely a huge problem too. It's so cringe seeing people type shit like unalive and grape.

if sailocke needs a buff why they pick her every time in this tournament ?

>>534659559
>Creates character
>She gets fucked by Luke Cage in the first 5 pages
What did Bendis mean by this?

>>534659447
Why can’t it be both blacks and zoomies? Black zoomies? You’re twisting yourself into knots and not making any sense

>>534659714
Because Bucky, Psy, Phoenix are extremely strong despite what gold retards in this thread may think.

>>534659234
>>534659447
Neither of this says when ahh started to replace ass which only happened during the emergence of tiktok because of policy.

>>534659714
Top 500 tier lists will never look the same as the average player tier list

>>534659632
>claims it has easily traceable
>the exact origin is unknown
>kids couldn't possibly using twitter hur durr
Retard

I don't know why retards are even arguing it, ahh is obviously a tiktok thing. I literally have never seen it before until i played marvel rivals so it's obviously a more recent thing in history. Tiktok has fucked up censorship which is why people say other new terms like unalive, obviously ahh is from that.

Yes black people pronounce shit in retarded and fucked up ways like saying axe instead of ask, that's why lemme axe yo a question has been a meme for decades. Ahh has not been a thing for decades.

>>534659886
Shh... you're exposing the retard's fanfic
>>534659736
Because zoomy brainrot is not exclusive to the nogs
>t. worked in several schools

>>534659896
Learn English raj

>>534650084
faggot

>>534659886
It doesn’t say when. It does, however, clearly and plainly say
>Goofy Ahh is an AAVE phrase and slang term
Which is the focus here.
>>534659896
It’s traceable because it comes from a specific slang used by specific people.

>>534660169
>no u
DO NOT REDEEEMM

>>534660126
No shit, the point is that zoomie brainrot comes from hogs, your entire concept of cause and effect is severely distorted on this subject.

>>534660245
>exposes himself
>”n-no u!”
Done.

>>534660185
>Know your meme said it so it must be true
This is your brain on zoom zoom

>>534658704
It's not their fault. They've been raised on censorship and it has rotted their brains.

>>534660352
>no argument so now he apparently knows better than the source
Cope.

>>534660185
Goofy ass is the phrase which is AAVE, the point was never that though. We were talking about ahh replacing ass.

I was watching a video on the tubes about emiru going to a marvel rivals con and they literally gave her a briefcase filled with a shit ton of money to give out for free. Like 500 bucks for each person of which there were a lot.
I know this is promotion but this could've gone to something else.

lmao obsessed ahh uncs be obsessin over big zoomie dicks in they heads as always

>>534660413
>Goofy ass is the phrase which is AAVE
No, “goofy AHH” is the phrase, not “goofy ass”, you would have a point if it was the other way around, it’s very clearly taken from this, just minus the ‘goofy’.

>>534659721
He's a cuckold

Finally got my first Lord

I fucking hate stacks. I hate dive stacks especially forcing their dives to be the full comp leaving bp unbanned and then doing nothing to contest them

>>534660261
>hogs
Tell that to the meatballfags who have entire sections of social media dedicated to their own brand of italian zoomie brainrot. it's a literal competition at this point among zoomies to see who can be the biggest retard, and they're all winning

>>534660613
Fart noise

>>534660657
Well yeah that’s just their own product. Not even I know they came up with that shit.

>>534660432
When you start thinking like that, that's when the entire world unravels. Cause now all you can see is how your country would rather throw money away to shit like israel when they could take that same money and evenly distribute it to their own population and suddenly everyone would have a decent quality of living.

>>534660534
You are retarded. Goofy ass predates goofy ahh everywhere you look.

>NV are choking

>>534659661
>>534659721
>Spider-Woman Jessica Drew is Bendis' waifu
>wanted to pair her with Luke Cage but Marvel didn't let him
>invents Jessica Jones instead and has her fuck him in the first issue and get pregnant
>writes pic related about Luke's exploits in the same comic
>later writes Jessica telling Peter she had a crush on him in high school which makes Luke mad

>>534660990
Nevermind kek

>triple healer getting abused even in grand finals of a tourney
NERF
TRIPLE
HEALS

>>534660945
Yes, but at some point it morphed into the latter, and everywhere you look that’s being laid squarely at the feet of one group. Cope I guess.

>>534660945
dumb fuck lol

>lol

>>534661205
If it works it works, they're not here to play by arbitrary rules

All this talk about zoomer talk is funny. Varg hates it too but he's unironically used it before.

>>534661267
Cope? You just admitted you don't when ahh became ass which is the fulcrum of the fulcrum of tge argument. Doesn't matter goofy ass is a phrase from niggers. Ahh is recent occurrence and you have no idea where it started, evident from goofy ahh not even being the first incident of ahh being used. It's just the one that you remember and created a false positive of it being black for.

>>534661518
You mean ironically. The guy is very funny. He's been on xitter for 6 years so of course he's going to pick up on the memes.

>>534661620
>fulcrum of the fulcrum of tge argument
Last time I train umas while typing.

>>534660994
I know

>>534661620
>Ahh is recent occurrence
Which originated from goofy ass, like everyone else is saying.
>evident from goofy ahh not even being the first incident of ahh being used
Whatever the case, everyone agrees that it’s AAVE, so it comes from the same place and people, you’re just splitting hairs about this because this really, really bothers you for some reason, there’s no objective tracing of when it first started, that’s just what people who have spent time actually looking into it says it’s from, so it’s the thing we need to defer to.

wanda should get an extra charge for hitting bodyshots with her m2

>>534661843
It didn't originate from goofy ass which is the first thing you have misconstrued. Ahh came from the word ass not the phrase goofy ass. Goofy ahh isn't the first utterance of ahh.

Are there twitch drops right now I want another galacta spray

>>534662183
Said no one ever

What do you do vs triple heals

>decide not to run obs since nothing cool has happened the past week
>a cool play happens
fuck me now i can't post it on myspace clips

>>534661975
Just revert her phase and damage nerfs. She was fine where she was.

>>534662284
go triple dps and rape them to death. they will eventually switch up. also run an iron man and mag

>>534662284
Go hawkeye and try get those one shots

>my team and enemy team both have foot names
Footers are so mentally ill. Enough

Blade players report in.

How successful have you been with Blade? How good do you think he is?

>>534662284
Fear Mangeto + MAXIMUM PULSE + A THOUSAND CUT
Or just focus your fire and hit your headshots.

Marvel Rivals should copy the OW perk system to discourage the game becoming pure rock paper scissors, and also add a layer of strategic depth.

>>534662098
Ahh is the closest approximation that we can attribute to it. Goofy ahh is the first phrase that incorporated “ahh” unless you can show otherwise. “Ahh” trickled down into everything else and became its own thing.

>>534662457
Nigga just switch your damn character and stop one tricking.

>>534662457
>copy the OW perk system
nah faggot, go play that game if you want perks. we keep it simple here

>>534662424
Zero success.
Didn't even see any good Blade opponent either.
He's slightly better than Widow, but below everybody else, even Jeff.

>>534662547
This. Hero swapping is a core part of what makes hero shooters great, this isn't a power fantasy game.

Reminder: Peni Parker's feet

This is not the first time system puts me on winstreak after I leave the 'government mandated loss' match.

too late for my ritualposting, I'll just wait for the next thread

>you can see custom ult effects in the tournament
then why is this not a thing in regular matches?

>>534662424
>>534659221
He's fun. For front line you really have to have a tank that is actually willing to go in. For diving he is great, as long as you don't run into a "everyone on the enemy team turns around immediately and melts me" situation. Once you get the awakening form going though he is almost unkillable, and as long as your healers are up and paying attention you can dash out, get healed, then dash back in with no problem. Also really great at protecting your own back line, since you can slow the enemy.
He's not really top tier, but he's enjoyable.

>>534644671
>fast, inertialess movement
Holy fuck that's it.

No wonder I find the movement in the game all twitchy and disgusting.

>>534662424
huge success
with proper comps and utilizing my shifts better I am crushing it, also the ult is fucking OP as hell, seems like every time they give a dps a fast ult they nerf it like they did with Ironman and wolverine so better make use of it while we have it
I think he is only okay in general comps but insanely strong in brawl comp
so imagine S tier dps characters, then 2 tiers below that is where id put blade
not shit tier like scarlet witch, fantastic, or spidey but certainly not top tier like wolverine and hela

>>534662457
we already had the perk system. it's called autochess

>>534662872
For me it is her face.

>>534662547
>>534662861
I don't understand how you could enjoy a the if, else if etc. flowchart of rock paper scissors. I've done it before and it sucks fucking ass.
>enemy is strange mag punisher luna cnd (plus some other dps I forgot)
>I play BP
>I do well
>they switch to thing, peni, iron man, rocket, loki
>I switch to Phoenix and farm their iron man and bunkers
>they switch back
>I switch back to BP
kek. So fucking boring

>>534663002
it's a lan party, please understand~!

>>534662424
He's awesome so far. It's funny seeing so many people shit on him cause they try to play him like a melee dive assassin like retards. You just need to use his shotgun more it's really strong and when your tank goes in that's when you dash in and go vampire melee mode.

His frontline melee is a bit weak but i've also seen claims that it's bugged and only doing half the amount of lifesteal it's supposed to be giving. (it's assumed that the 40% healing reduction of vampire mode is ironically reducing his 60% lifesteal to 36% because the lifesteal is coded as a heal).
So once that gets fixed he's going to be pretty powerful. Nice to learn how to play him correctly now so you can be a monster later.

>>534662861
True.
>>534662967
Your ritual sucks anyway.
>>534662872
Get a better fetish.

>>534663341
>Get a better fetish.
I like futa too

>>534663369
He said better not worse

>brawling as new Thor
>need to generate shields
>dash into the enemy tank
>end up dashing into his entire team
>get melted
>respawn and try again
>this time get behind him to dash into my team
>successfully pull off a dash
>get melted anyway because my back is turned toward his team
Bring back old Thor please for the love of god

>>534662412
Footfaggots are horrible but it says a lot that they have several other fetishes competing with them for most obnoxious freaks

out of the last 10 matches i've played with blade, 4 of them started with me getting cursed at by a teammate
nice to see that jim crow is back in full effect

>>534663228
Most people wont switch their comp if you don't play something gay like bp. When will you divefaggots learn that nobody likes you and that you're the only ones we do rock paper scissors shit for

>>534663341
>Your ritual sucks anyway.
you don't even know which one I am

MY TEAM IS FUCKING DOGSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are supports the ones always complaining the most about hero picks?

Lunas cute I self insert with her

>>534663910
I'll self insert into you.

Dagger cute I insert myself into her

>>534663678
i mean there’s like 1 at best that’s good so the odds are not in your favor

>pick reed
>have fun
still can't believe when they say a lord reed is rare

>>534663815
They have the right to, you dont see your sorry ass doing healer. When we lift up the team and you all want to do DPS, time to start making some sacrifices and pick a role the team actually needs. Healers sure as hell did

>>534662424
His MVP stats is broken just like Ultron was.
Look at this, why do I deserve a MVP?

>>534662284
Switch to characters that instakill heroes like hawkeye so healing doesnt matter

>>534663815
>Why are supports the ones always complaining the most about hero picks?
It's easier to fuck a comp with non-healer picks.
You pretty much always get 2 healers, people have enough sense for that. Then only Jeff and to a certain extent Ultron are the only bad healer picks.
For other roles you can easily run into 1 or no Vanguard picks. You have tons of bad Duelist picks with Widow, Scarlet, Squirrel, Spiderman (more so he's a shitter magnet), Moon Knight, Hawkeye.

>>534663815
dps have plenty of heroes so one pick doesn't mean much to them since they have options
tanks have bigger issues with the lack of a second tank but a hero that tank complains about is one that they can't hit which doesn't come up too often since they are on the front lines.
supports lack heroes that aren't considered throwing and unlike dps or tank only are invalidated when dead since healing isn't an interaction that can be stopped by the enemy (until Blade) so they complain about any hero that can kill them without a reasonable way to fight back.

>>534664208
they always do this, it's part of the eomm (same shit happens with the thing)

>>534663618
It happens most often with melee dive because it's the most straight forward to counter (and also the weakest and hardest role in the game btw). If the enemy Starlord or Hela or Bucky or Psy or Phoenix is dominating you, what to do you do? There are no clear hard counters to give you a big inherent advantage just by existing and generally knowing what your buttons do.
The same thing does happen with Fliers, but in that case it is literally necessary as they are invulnerable Gods unless you have a hit scan (which to me more calls into question the design choice of adding perma-fliers into this game). That is not true with Melee dive.

>>534664208
MVP just takes big numbers and smacks them together. A hero that can deal damage, block damage and heal will already be at an advantage. You then only need to get acceptable KDA and final hits.

This is also why MVP doesn't matter nor is it an indication of player skill.

Sex with Thor

>>534664178
Its not that nobody wanted to fill in my case its just that the spent the entire first half of my game bitching at my thor telling him to pick a real tank when the real problem was that his duo tank sucked so I swapped with him and went peni and suddenly thor stopped dying and they shut up and stopped bitching. I'm not blaming the duo tank though he was filling and its clear he doesn't usually play the role

>>534662284
SG if they stand together
or
Triple dps (Storm+Punisher/Torch)

Getting mvp with Tanks should have less requirements than dps

>>534664005
>there’s like 1 at best that’s good
and which one is that?

>>534664148
Trvth.
>>534664260
I agree but most people suck with the guy for a reason all the instakill people are aim intensive.

>>534662424
Im doing all right in Quickplay. I keep whiffing my ult though. He seems really dependent on using both his dash stacks for damage so using it for mobility cripples my damage output. Against tanks I have to silver bullet twice and against squishies I have to silver bullet and spin dash after. He is fun though so Im gonna Lord him.

Add Magneto to the fastball special. Have him levitate Wolverine since he's metal and just fucking throw him

>>534665426
He makes a comment about that to Wolverine in pre-fight dialogue sometimes.

>have streamer on in the background
>hear them use C&D ult
>hear maximum pulse right after
>look just in time to see them get atomized
Lovely

how are those drops coming?

>>534665854
I got the galacta spray but want the star lord recolor. Don't care for anything else on offer

Where did the talking point of pre-rework Jeff being a bad healer come from?
His burst healing was incredible, the only thing that held him down was his ult

>>534663390
The closest you can get is canceling awakening after three shots then just activating it again asap and repeat that as much as possible, it’s a miserable experience.

>>534666757
Jeff was always a bad healer.
Bubbles are bad because they are so short ranged, he has no utility and his ult is one of the worst in the game that actively makes him a worse healer.

>>534666757
>>534667025
>team is dying
>eat team
>team heals
>HAWK TUAH in a safe area
Not that anyone actually does this, of course.

>>534667025
>short ranged
Was easily resolved by just staying close to the tanks, which old Jeff could do without dying
>no utility
Explain

>>534667205
The problem is
>team is dying
>nom nom
>Jeff is dying
Maybe they could make Jeff invincible but he can only eat allies. So he would have a "stasis" type ult where he can protect his team for a duration but they can't do anything.

>>534667205
Even if you try to use it defensively
>you halt your teams push and none of your allies can do anything
>jeff becomes a target by enemies and can easily die, which makes you lose a healer
>can't be used to counter offensive ults since it would just result in jeff dying
>when allies are swallowed jeff needs to run away, which doesn't benefit your team
It's a terrible ult, but even more so when put on a healer.

>>534666757
pre-rework Jeffs M1 was much much worse than now

>>534667660
I'd say it's worse, it feeds the enemy team's ult charges

>>534667350
>Was easily resolved by just staying close to the tanks, which old Jeff could do without dying
But no one else, making is effective range short. Since you can't exactly give the bubble to someone 15m away that might need it.

>no utility
>Explain
His limited utility of giving movespeed is also tied to his short range bubbles.
Other healers like Mantis has damage amp and sleep, C&D has enemy blind+dmg amp and group invul, Loki has his reg rune, Rocket has BRB revive, etc.

Basically there is nothing special or relevant Jeff provides over other healers, even beyond basic healing.

>>534667660
I'd say it's worse now, the damage is only good for feeding the enemy team's ult charges

>>534667945
retard

not bad

>>534667863
>nothing special or relevant Jeff provides over other healers
He's cute and makes funny noises.

>>534645347
Her trans wife, Sera, is beautiful.

>>534668226
Based and true

>no chance of doom being released until winter 2026 when the doom movie releases

Look at that jeff go. Super effective

>>534668645
It's guarantee for them but idk why people like him anyways

>>534668226
>He's cute and makes funny noises.
When squished? Yes.

>Healers don't heal
>Tanks don't make space
>DPS can't get a kill
>Nobody pushes
>Nobody capitalizes on ults
>Nobody counters
>Nobody punishes
>3-4 DPS per round

I have legitimately never seen a playerbase so dogshit at the actual game. Everybody is fucking retarded. Please tell me this shit gets better higher up the ladder
>it's you you're the constant
Dogshit teammates are the constant, I have 3.0+ K/D on 10 mains across all classes and sub-50% WR how does that even fucking happen. Please say there's more collective braincells higher up

>>534669045
You literally must be the problem. I have/had 4 alt accounts, and eventually got all to the rank in my main. If I was put in place of you in your games, I would stomp most and win most up until I plateau at my rank. Stop blaming others all the time, focus on yourself.

>>534669045
I used to play Groot all the time back in s0 s1 but eventually I realized that it doesn't matter if I ping my ult 3 plus times and catch 4 people in it the DPS players are incapable of shooting targets standing still

>>534667945
This is such a funny meme.
>NOOOOOOO DON'T SHOOT THE ENEMY YOU'RE GIVING THEM ULT CHARGE
As if they're not gaining ult charge at all times and as if doing damage someone isn't having an impact on the game. Next level retardation.

>>534667863
>But no one else
Tanks need the burst healing the most, and they're ones you need to be close to.
Anyone who could've been saved by a long distance bubble would've still died if it was an invis, c&d, mantis, ultron, rocket or adam instead
>util
And it's still the best way of giving movement speed in this game. There's storm, but she has a long cooldown.

>>534668065
Every time I play as Ultron against a Jeff my ult charges 50% faster

RAD wins the tourney

RADical!

i'm surprised americucks made it to final in the first place

>>534669229
Read nigga
>Dogshit teammates are the constant, I have 3.0+ K/D on 10 mains across all classes and sub-50% WR how does that even fucking happen.
It's easy to stomp in this game if you need to it's legitimately the teammates that are fucking terrible. I've already gone crazy thinking I'm somehow good at every other video game and shit at only Marvel Rivals and I've already gone through blaming myself but I've been watching closely and genuinely without any ego the game has a playerbase that is dogshit at this game and it is frustrating

>>534669767
if you think K/D is matter you are the problem

>>534669767
I read that. But it's pure cope. If you were better you'd win more. You think only your team gets the dogshit players? The enemy has dogshit players too. The CCP is not biased against you trying to keep you from the rank you really belong in. You are at the rank you belong in. Now get better.

>>534669391
>Tanks need the burst healing the most
Anyone can need burst healing. This is a limitation that only people close to you can get bubbles. Tanks also don't really benefit from the movespeed boost.

>Anyone who could've been saved by a long distance bubble would've still died if it was an invis, c&d, mantis, ultron, rocket or adam instead
Adam is one of the best anti burst healers, so no. Invis can give someone a shield. Mantis can spam heal. Ultron can give shield. Rocket can spam direct balls. Jeff stands there with his dick in his hands.
Besides, the point is that that the bubbles have low utility and very short range, which is a big negative holding him back compared to other strategists. Beyond his healing stream he offers absolutely nothing.

Jeff would've been at least a decent pick if his ult wasn't so dogshit. If he could hold down the bubble button to launch them further away that would also help.

>>534669767
Here's a tip. Look at replays from the opponents side and you'll learn that the grass isn't greener there.

>>534669045
>3.0+ K/D
Ain't shit. 5.0+ makes a difference in this game.

>>534668645
Correct. Get comfortable, cuck.
>>534668812
That’s animal abuse you fucking animal.

>>534669879
>>534669901
>how does that even fucking happen?
Does one of you want to answer or just keep saying "its ur fault"
I know K/D isn't the end all be all but it's a quick stat that shows I'm not complete garbo.
>last DPS loss
>relentless offense medal, 13k dmg dealt, next highest on my team was 6k
>last Tank loss
>impenetrable defense medal, looking at stats healers legitimately healed each other all game (11k dmg blocked and 2 deaths on Cloak wtf?) while DPS went negative
>last Healer loss
>Gifted Healer medal, 11k healing, next highest was 4k. DPS still went negative 2/9 and 4/11
Wish this game had "time on point" and "healed for" as stats
>>534670241
Impressive

>>534670565
I'm not arguing about individual games, sometimes you will be the best performer on your team and still lose. Sometimes you'll be the worst player in the lobby and win anyway.
But over the whole sample of your games you are at the rank you belong in.

how good is Venom?

>QP has no bans or console shitter filter
>ranked is dead as fuck with long queues times and basically unplayable
Playing this game is getting rough sometimes.

>>534642752 (OP)
Iceskating uphill is a metaphor for being a faggot since everyone plays Luna because they have AGP?

>>534664208
This only appears on your screen, every player appears as the MVP to themselves

>>534671614
only shitters need bans

>>534671305
he's one of the weaker tanks
learn cap if you want to play a dive tank

>>534670758
Thanks CCPDF but this game does actually have absolutely terrible players at a seemingly above average rate

>>534672074
How could it be otherwise? Why do I get to my same rank on all my alts, and cruise through the elos below my own?
Share a replay if you want advice.

>mentally stuck on a work problem while gaming
make it stop

>>534672305
Nobody gives a fuck you got hard carried on 4 accounts to gold
>300+ posts ITT saying their team sucks or the other team sucks
>0 posts ITT saying they got a sweet combo off because someone on their team clutched
>infinity mentions of EOMM on every discussion about this game on every forum for all time
it's the playerbase and btw does chinas dick taste like onions sauce

>>534672567
I'm peak celestial. 99.8%ile.

>>534672674
I didn't know the scandanavian servers went that high congrats chang

>>534671796
Well then call me captain shithead cause i want to ban black panther from every game possible.

I struggle with Blade and it feels like he has no good matchups, and I don't want to blame my supports but when I play Tank or Support I give them extra attention and in cases like that it feels like he does extremely well but I've yet to experience that and feel extremely squishy and vulnerable even when I'm playing with my tanks.

>>534672674
>>534672305
Dude you're honestly going to sit there and say "yeah while climbing on average my teammates were pretty good"? Is google translate fucking up the argument here? I never said I was stuck, in fact my first post was "if i keep climbing does it get better" but you revert to the same old netease dick sucker argument of "b b but I can climb! it must be your fault!"
I'll say it one more time and make sure you English-to-Chinese this shit right
THE AVERAGE PLAYER OF THIS GAME IS DOGSHIT
If you can't even grasp that fucking point and sit there and argue about your carried accounts then clearly it is just braindead mongoloids in high ELO too and I can stop grinding

>>534673469
The average player at any game is dogshit.
Your post>>534669045
implies you're stuck (incl. the sub 50% wr thing). If you're not, congrats, keep climbing and eventually you will be stuck at the rank you belong in.
When I climbed with my alts, my teammates were dogshit but so were the players on the enemy team.

>>534673630

>534669229
>You are the problem
>534669901
>You are at the rank you belong in
>534670758
>You are at the rank you belong in
>534672305
>I can grind so it's not a problem also dox urself pls
>534673630
>Every game like that. Keep climbing!

Suck my fat american dick chang. All that just for you to say yeah everyone does suck.

>>534673058
The problem with Blade's kit is that it lacks focus and clearly was just designed with "rule of cool", which I saw all the time at Hi-rez. When you look at a kit you shouldn't scratch your head and wonder what the hero is supposed to do and what they're good at. There are so many things in his kit you look at and just go 'but why?'.

would blade have been a better character if he didn't have the lifesteal gimmick?

>>534673926
lmfao literally every netease shill talking point. how many fucking galacta points or whatever the fuck do they pay for this level of dick riding because i see this shit everywhere

>>534673926
A gold/plat in OW is shit compared to GMs. A 1200 elo club chess player sucks compared to chess GMs, yes.

The Season 3.5 Blade update seriously only brought back 20-30k players???????????????????????????

yep, i'm healing my emma tank

>>534674015
yes, probably
>can get stacks whenever you have your sword out without having to nerf your healing
>E is an actual ability and not just "melee mode"

>>534674015
>would blade have been a better character if he didn't have the lifesteal gimmick?
It doesn't hurt him, but he only has it because he's a vampire. But it doesn't really have any synergy with his kit and the best part of it is the attackspeed buff it gives him, because without it his melee is terrible.

>>534674042
You forgot to say, "confuscious say".

Peak chinese wisdom worthy of an hour and a half of arguing

>>534674171
We all know black people are not popular, so there's no surprise there.

>>534674307
Sorry that you were looking for an agreement echo chamber.

>>534674476
What's this? >>534673630
>When I climbed with my alts, my teammates were dogshit but so were the players on the enemy team.
So you say I'm dogshit for an hour, then you say I was right and you had to solo carry? So you're just being argumentative for the fuck of it? Because even after you agreed with me you don't want people to agree with me? I don't know I never studied chinese philosophy help me out here

>>534674802
The point being that it is unlikely (schizo) that the matchmaking is heavily biased against you. You will get players that don't know what they're doing, but you're also playing against those players. i.e. it cancels out. Roundabout way of saying you are the constant.

>no unique hero that gets stronger in darkness, can creates areas of darkness or turn the entire map dark for enemies

i want my night time ult, dammit.

>>534664985
none of your business, nigger. it isn't you

Why does this game keep putting me with bronzes against full teams of plats and diamonds? We just get stomped it is very unfun

>>534675009
>Why does this game keep putting me with bronzes against full teams of plats and diamonds? We just get stomped it is very unfun
Because they're smurfs and get detected as such.

>>534675009
Why won't people shut the fuck up about their quickplay experience?

>>534665426
that would probably hurt logan significantly so it’s not really doable
>>534665937
>>534668150
it’s too yellow. reminds me of something… unsavory…

>>534675073
They're not smurfing very well then since the games end with 60+ elims vs less than 5. I'm not very good and I know that I just want to play with players my own skill level rather than getting shit stomped every second game

why are people so shit at tank? when I'm not playing tank the dpstard filling in somehow manages to go negative on emma

>>534674927
>back to "you are dogshit"
I'll take a general tso chicken combo meal but can i get the fried rice with just pork and no veggies? don't forget the spring roll too
>>534675009
>>534675198
Oh look another player getting shit teammates damn must be his own fault ignore the fact that everyone says the same thing just keep grinding nothing to see here definitely no dogshit eomm

>>534674225
Emma rimjobs

>>534660994
>>later writes Jessica telling Peter she had a crush on him in high school which makes Luke mad
alright, this is kinda funny

>>534675238
>Oh look another player getting shit teammates
Reverse. I'm bronze level and I know it. I'm as shit as my teammates. I'm just getting matched against people way above my skill level consistently and I don't know why, I'm ending games with 10+ deaths and my team gets spawn camped but it just keeps happening. Surely hidden MMR should go low enough at some point that this stops happening?

>>534675198
People smurf because they're bad

>>534675224
>why are people so shit at tank?
Vanguard is the hardest role to play and requires the best decisionmaking and positioning skills.

>>534671676
No, Gayde sadly isn’t that based
>>534672314
You have to blow your brains out anon that’s the factory reset solution

>>534675346
Just had a rank reset.

>>534673926
Kek
>>534674284
Also a good point
>>534674171
>>534674467
Likewise good, factual and objective points

>3 EOMM matches in a row with QP DPS getting 1-3 final hits each
holy fuck dude

>overwatch
>nobody humps

>marvel rivals
>everyone humps at the start

>>534674171
>The Season 3.5 Blade update seriously only brought back 20-30k players???????????????????????????
racism won

>>534674932
Would be cool. Shame Marble doesn’t have their own Jackie analogue like DC does. He’s too based for the game anyway, really brutal, etc. plus, the next update is already planned…

>>534675239
Calm down Tony
>>534675238
>I'll take a general tso chicken combo meal but can i get the fried rice with just pork and no veggies? don't forget the spring roll too
Damn man you’re making me hungry now…

>>534675346
This does happen, and it's because of alts/smurfs at those ranks. It sucks but netease decides to start everyone at bronze 3.

>5QP games in a row with 1 healer while the enemy gets 2-3
yea I'm done for the night. kys dumbass devs, this shit is so obvious

>>534676282
You don't need heal sissies to win.

>can parry at the end of ult on Ironfist and get a second parry free when the ult is over
>except it doesn't work anymore after this update
What the fuck is this stealth change

>>534676642
Okay genuinely how does this game have so many fucking shills? Every single post in this thread along the lines of
>eomm is shit, i'm getting shit teams, matchmaking sucks, i'm not in the right rank, every match is a stomp
is met with 10 chinese dudes saying it's their own fault.

I blame blade not looking like snipes enough for not getting this game into hype again
Only characters that might make it as popular as release is
>Deadpool
>Rogue
>Doom
Maybe occasional hot girl like domino, but these are it, expect those to be releases far away from each other and once a year or half a year at most
it's over

>>534676982
>not thanos
if they made a thanos focused season and released thanos with a cool kit that would bump up player numbers by 100k easily.

>>534677165
>they finally release thanos
>he's a melee barrier tank that holds up a barrier, deals no damage in melee like hulk and doesn't even have the snap for ult

>>534649936
This

life will never be as good as season zero was

>>534677539
S1 was when the game peaked so far.
>cool thematic
>2 new heroes at once w. sue and reed
>new map
>best and most varied battle pass

>>534674945
no no tell me, which of the ritualposters is the only good one in your words?

netease fucked themselves over by not having blade, ultron, emma, etc as their main roster and having the incredibly popular characters like spider-man, iron man and scarlet witch as later additions
the only character that can single handedly revive rivals now is deadpool

>>534675352
Based on what?

Thanos too.

>>534677897
Movie hype would help. The problem is that Marvel hasn't exactly had a good track record recently.

Buff Ultron

>>534674284
>the best part of it is the attackspeed buff it gives him, because without it his melee is terrible.
Don't Magik deal more damage and don't require a charge up?

>found the blade animation cancel that lets him shit all over 250 heroes with minimal investment and doesn't involve the gun.
I am not telling you shitters anything. FINALLY something that I found for me. FUCK YOU!!!

blade is actually awful. i expected a guy who would play like a devil may cry character, primarily a melee character who mixes shotgun blasts into his combo. instead, it feels like the optimal way to play him is to just sit in the back blasting people with your shotgun at mid range until an opportunity presents itself to go into vampire mode, and by opportunity i mean the rare occasion who find yourself in a 1v1 with a tank who has no supports backing him. the regular sword mode is entirely useless. we didn't get him as a tank. he stole deadpool's gimmick as the character who switches between poke and brawl. he looks like shit with ugly cornrows and a shortsleeve jacket. an he has pretty shit mobility overall. i'm so disappointed.

>>534654939
How does Venom require absurdly high aiming requirements?

>>534678105
Don't care about Bl*de. I don't play as a nigger.

>>534678126
He might be bugged, his heal reduce affects life steal, apparently it shouldn't

>>534655005
What Duelists were they playing?

>>534678156
I find it weird that most tanks have really weird primary fires for whatever reason. Even melee vanguards. Like The Thing rocky jab is fucking ass and annoying. Mangeto primary fire is considered to be one of the most awkward primary fires in the game and isn't even all that great as even with splash, you need direct hits to do anything. Emma Frost broke the game and she actually has a beam which is easy to aim in addition to the rest of her kit. The devs are just fucking ass at designing weaponry for tanks. Just make a tank with a good range projectile that is hitscan and put some fall off on it or whatever. FUCK!

Add
Sentry
Legion
Miracleman(selfcest one)
Sandman
Green Goblin

I don't play much competitive games, how do you get over ranked anxiety?

>>534678605
I simply don't play Ranked, only QP

>>534678605
>anxiety
Not a real thing. Another word invented by the jews.

>>534655121
>she needs either stronger damage

Hell no. She can melt Vanguards and has a positive win rate against most of them.

>>534675603
It's simple, if you pick a male character, you get humped or I back it up on you until the match starts. Just stand there and take it or join in too.

>>534656694
What Duelist?

My suggestions for fixing blade. Hear me out.
1) no weapon switching. His M1 is his sword. His M2 is his shotgun.
2) make his shotgun function like spider’s webs. 3 to 5 bullets that auto regen. This discourages standing in the back and poking. they’re to be mixed into his melee.
3) combo the slow and anti-heal on his dash. he now just has one dash that applies both.
4) make the speed boost bar that’s part of the vampire mode a regular function of his melee. vampire mode is now purely for life stealing.
5) make his block function like magneto’s where you can’t use it when it’s in the red zone. A 3 second cool-down every time you touch it is annoying.
6) make him a tank
7) redesign him to use the sleeveless concept art they hard for him

>>534656694
Me as widow every game.

>>534679257
Just it clarify I don’t meant one single dash. He would still have two. Just instead of a shotgun and sword version be just has one.

>>534657659
>Playing Ranked
>Getting wrecked because two off Vanguards/Dive Vanguards
>Change from Venom to Emma
>Dominate the other team so badly they begin losing two rounds in the next two matches (that we win of course)

One day people will learn that this game is about matchups and that even if you are just decent with a char or counter pick the opposing team having to play a different way or change their playstyle can net you a win.

>>534645663
>plat pisslow agp luna main
sex, now

>>534679432
that is more so the fact that venom is C tier and emma is S+ tier not the matchup itself

>>534658416
What do you mean? Venom gets value when his team actually pushes when he dives instead of sitting slack jawed and occasionally peaking from behind a wall or the corner.

>>534651716
He’s literally the only fun healer. Fuck off. Don’t touch him.

I can't get past bronze 1.

>>534678605
Play more until it stops bothering you. Only real solution.

>>534679708
That's because he is one of the few Strategist you can actually Strategize with. Compare him to Luna Snow where the only strategy with her is who to put the snowflake on.

>>534679708
He is overpowerd as fuck though. Nerf lamp, indirectly nerf him by nerfing Luna

>>534676982
i don't want it getting popular again and being filled with normies and niggers

What are the heroes that are actually FUN to play?
I'm not talking stockholm syndrome "i've started to enjoy getting a cactus shoved up my ass" but legit fun.

>>534681452
Magneto, Punisher, Cloak and Dagger, Scarlet Witch, Namor

>>534681452
Magneto, strange, groot, hela, phoenix, squirrel girl, moonknight, luna, Adam, ultron

>>534681452
Mobile or melee characters

>250 hours on Magneto alone
>thought I was making a difference
>realize I am just a solo-tank slave
Is this how the dream dies Charles?

>>534681540
>>534681669
>magneto
>fun

>>534681452
Different hero scratch different itch.
We won't know what's "FUN" for you.
Why don't you try it yourself?

>>534681452
I think Hulk is one of the most satisfying characters in the game.

Magneto and Strange are the designated punishment characters designed so that you can blame your teammates if they ever play anything else just like with Luna and IW or Hela and Punisher

>>534681452
Black Widow
>spoiler
Uh. Forget it.

Hot take: Bogur looks like prime Jeremy Fragrance

necros going balls deep in fan fan on stream

>>534681452
Captain America and Star Lord

>>534652479
>>534654380
I can add you both. Name is MariaPromise.

Thor.... is good!

>>534681452
Cap, hulk, old Thor, thing, Ironman, spidey, wolverine, ironfist, magik, black panther, loki, jeff

>>534683205
Unless you have to brawl…

>>534683205
He is.
People are just complaining that his playstyle has changed.

Like Mr Retard over here. >>534683384
I don't see him crying about Moon Knight being bad at brawling with melee.

>>534652479
What region are you in? I’m in Aus, Sydney.

Would it be okay to play only adam warlock in ranked now? Or is he still a throw pick basically? Especially if you don't have "real support ults" on the team?

>>534683441
The appealing thing with Thor was that you brawled in melee a lot. This is in line with what you want to do as Thor.
Instead now, the optimal way is to keep going into awakening and playing more at a distance.

>>534682651
And I thought it was bogur tryin to get some of that

>>534683205
i dont get why people think his ult is bad, just use bubble right next to them and pop it. its a easy kill on any support/wasted ult, even better if their teamates back up into the ult and or were close to them to begin with.

>>534683524
Adam is good, if you can aim.
Anyone that thinks he's a throw pick, that you need 3 strategists or bad at healing is a shitter.

>>534683654
Damn that nigga is ugly wtf

>>534681452
magneto, hulk, thor. If i'm feeling REALLY cheeky maybe a captain america (the thrill of running around at 1 hp for ages is addictive).
>magneto isn't fun!
his projectile feels so nice to land with a body blow, especially if the target is near a crowd and they all get tickled by the aoe

>>534683441
No he is objectively a worse brawler than he was before. You need a lot more hand holding from your supports to brawl with him now. Just because you still win every now and then doesn’t mean he isn’t worse overall. He’s lost a lot of utility, and a lot of charm.

>>534683524
He is still a throw pick. At least to me since I usually play Cap and he is a prime target for me.

>>534683524
Adam can work well in 2 healer setups, and Adam/Loki actually goes crazy. The trick is that as Adam you have to play up and actively farm your extra healing by attacking and healer players broadly only know to hang back and shoot at tank and picking him as that kind of player is legit throwing.

>>534683628
>>534683890
I didn't play thor before the change, and I like the new thor.
I don't brawl at all because the obvious intended playstyle is to use the awakening to deal damage from range.
People have been crying nonstop about Thor, but if this is his playstyle since the very beginning, nobody would be crying and begging for more brawls for Thor.
You autists just dislike changes.

>>534684676
>I didn’t play this before the change
Then who the fuck are you to talk?

>>534681452
luna is the only one i find fun, i probably would find ultron more fun if he had a lot more healing potential because i like playing the main healer and not a "fake" healer

>>534685385
>Then who the fuck are you to talk?
As someone that doesn't have his judgement affected by "change = bad"

>>534681953
i purposefully listed all the unfun heroes retard

i've only ever used thor by spamming storm surge on a selected target and isolating them from the team. the changes literally did nothing for me at all

>>534684676
>change = bad
The argument used by all retards, not even realizing the argument they are using is change = good.
You flat out admit "i don't like brawl, but I like thor now!" not even realizing you're shooting yourself in the foot. That the idea of someone liking brawl and chainging a hero from a brawler to more of a poker obviously wouldn't mean they would no longer be playing a brawl hero they liked playing.
You're THAT retarded to not even realize this.

To top it it off, the hero fantasy people want with Thor is to hit shit with a hammer. It'd be like if they changed Magik from being someone hitting people with her sword, to mostly staying away and shooting people at range.
Holy fuck you're stupid.

>>534650634
Marvel Rivals has more DPS than Overwatch has.
That's when you know Rivals has more than enough of them.

>>534685805
That’s a lie. Everyone how played old Thor mixed hammer throws into their bonks without being told to. It just felt that good.

>>534678156
Venom's M1 is one hitscan tendril with three projectile tendrils. First tendril is hitscan so it's the easiest one to hit, landing the other three can be very tricky especially on smaller characters. Venom is also one of those characters where if you're not getting headshots your damage is essentially none existent. Venom also has some actual shit matchups right IMO because of Peni/Rocket team up as well as the new Mantis/Loki and Luna/Adam team ups. Venom also gets CC'd out the ass and has no way to mitigate damage that way. I think Venom is a better mid-range fighter than people give him credit for but at that point you should just be playing Emma. It's why people say Venom is hard to generate "value" with because just performing the basics takes a lot of aim and practice, and then you need to hope your team pushes when you dive. I dunno I just feel like Venom has no place in this game right now. If you're taking a tank spot for dive you're weakening your team's front line, and Venom isn't the threat Black Panther, Spider Man, and Magik are without his ult where he can combo low health characters - assuming a healer doesn't have an ult in the bank. One thing that also annoys me about Venom is the part of his ult where he dives into the ground can get caught on shit so your odds of getting CC'd are just that much higher and now you've wasted an ult.

>>534678605
Play more and that's the only thing that will help. Just be prepared to lose a lot because you're team is fucking retarded.

>>534687001
iirc his hammer used to share a cd with everything else so i'd never use it felt clunky, at most i'd use it to bonk a 1hp target who was fairly far away

>>534687747
No. You’d use it to not push yourself into the enemy team needlessly. If you didn’t use it you were playing him incredibly inefficiently.

>Start of round everyone just picks who they were hoping to play, no shuffling around
>Mag, MK, Blade, C&D, Rocket, Jeff
>Actually optimistic about this comp. Got the teamup, we're not leaning on Jeff in 2 healer, got our mandated stall ult
>After ban phase ends C&D swaps
>Not to co-tank with me
>To Hela
>10 elims all game
Rivals players are a special kind of stupid

>>534645347
Is this the one with a tranny wife?

>>534688481
no that's you

>thinking about playing Rivals
:)
>actually playing Rivals
>:(

that feeling when you have chat off but you can tell some salty retard teammate is trying to get a rise out of you because he keeps atacking you and standing in front of you

>>534688874
sometimes it do be like that

>>534688741

>>534688980
>Adam and Psylocke banning each other
kek

>one match can't hit the tank
>the next one headshotting spidermen mid swing
>repeat
Okay that's tinfoil territory but I'm starting to think the chinks are fucking with the hitboxes too.

wtf /ourguy/ vladan "kill all blacks" necros is JACKED af

blade is broken af

>>534689874
post your replay

>>534689959
it was practice match lol

>>534689229
there's something very inspiring about duelists banning healerpicks and then switching to healers themselves because in the end this was a victory with 4 dps / 2 healers near the end

Vanguard idea

>>534689874
Yeah, but not in the way you're thinking. His self heal doesn't work right. I like Blade, and I do well as Blade, but even when I do, I die way more than the rest of my team and that's an issue.

What are some things when you see it that you know your game is fucked from the start? I'll start.

>Don't worry I can flex tank.

I am never making it out of Silver. I really do wish the metal ranks were full of lobotomized children like you fags always seem to imply it is and not filled with smurfs and peak-GM stacks.

How do you fight back against triple healer compositions? I think this is the composition I lose to the most. If they have luna, cloak and loki, the shit feels like its impossible for anyone to die on their team.

>>534690638
>I am never making it out of Silver
You can get plat with like a 33% winrate, just keep playing

>>534663425
>win stomp game
>lose close game
>get thrown into bot queue

>win game
>lose close game
>get thrown into another bot queue

STOP!

>>534682651
what?

>>534683817
Why hulk?

>>534691140
i got curious and looked her up and why does she have a goon page lol

>>534690638
>There are people who actually play ranked solo queue

>>534690269
>6 dps in comp
my god

>>534670523
>Correct. Get comfortable, cuck.

>WAAAAAH WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO PLAY TANK!!!??!

>Gee I sure wish that player would hop off of Vanguard and play Duelist

Shit you will never hear anyone in this game say.

Blades hitbox is too big for a dps

>>534691619
me in the middle

>>534691868
The more you play him the more he screams vanguard. Why would they make this nigga dps?

>>534691405
fun fact: her parents take those pics

>>534691515
Yes.

quantum magic

>>534692536
Fun fact: its a tranny.

hail hydra

Game's role distribution is so shit the only time you get to play duelist is in practice mode unless you don't care about your team losing in other modes.

>>534693063
Protip: Instalock dps. More often than not role distrubution will be fine. Very rarely will you need to flex.

I am Groot

>>534691405
>and why does she have a goon page lol
lil bro doesn't know that every woman in the world makes $10k minimum a month from onlyfans lmao

>>534693063
This is because you're bad at DPS. If you were good, you would simply not blink, you would let the others lose that game of chicken and swap. You don't though and that's because you need to be carried like a dumb little healslut

What the fuck is up with quick match? It's literally every other loss you get thrown in a bot queue
>Inb4playranked
fuck off

>>534693538
It's been like that since launch

>>534693538
Yeah been happening to me too lately.
>win a few games
>lose a single game
>next game is a bot match
Happened multiple times to me past few weeks.

>>534693538
Same. Went through a period where I would go like 20 games before a bot match but now it’s the worst it’s ever been.

edging is such a cheat code

>>534694508
It will fuck up your prostate

>>534693491
yea im wacking it to your moms right now

QP would be perfect without bots

>>534693518
But I main Vanguard.

>>534694246
Not exactly.
At lauch, it was 2-3 losses. Recentl, it was 5--6 losses.
Now, it's every loss. it's never been this frequent

>>534695006
>At lauch, it was 2-3 losses. Recentl, it was 5--6 losses.
>Now, it's every loss. it's never been this frequent
this

>>534691405
necros gets to smash THAT?

>>534692878
trannies wish they could have those hips

>>534691405
>>534695427
I'm horny

>>534659346
It is

Why are people in qp swapping to hard counter and comboing ults like it's making them money? I'm with 5 randoms and they are playing like at least half of them are in chat. I'm just getting pooped on each day. This isn't fun

>>534695906
Alll the hardstuck Diamond players ragequit to qp.

>>534696195
I just want to distract myself for a bit with random fun but match making always makes it so unbalanced it's like no matter what my team and me do, we're horribly out matched. We may as well be sick dogs being shot in the back of the head.

>>534691294
I love how mobile he is, plus hitting exiles and getting air drags is the best

I just can't seem to get the timing down for Cap's animation cancel. Also, Blade counters Cap so bad. Whenever I go as Blade vs a Cap or a Blade goes against me as Cap, it's so over.

>>534695906
Personally, I always find it funny when you have silly comps on both sides, but people gradually start switching and flexing their lord icons as the tides turns until both sides are running viable comps.

>>534697213
that's what I want but the other team was coordinating their ults like they had mics and were earning money for landing them. It was won of the worst slaughters I've experienced yet. I'm sure it was hilarious for them and anyone else watching

>>534696481
This game is going to go the same route as Fortnite.

>>534697848
Oh, well I never played that

Holy shit why the hell does luna snow hit this hard? She is practically a Duelist with that damage.

>>534698406
dev baby. executive producer of the game is the person that created her.

>>534698406
Nepo baby. She'll eventually get an ice shield to survive iron man, mag and SW ults

Why are all the tanks shit to play besides Venom and Peni?

>>534695906
Sadly QP matchmaking is terrible and god help you if you manage to win more than one game in a row and the system matches you against the sweatiest most overwieght players imaginable coordinating their movements like an actual hivemind while your team is you and people ranging from "some dude who just wants to play his favorite marvel character" to "isn't allowed outside without adult supervision"

there is more porn of symbiote squirrel girl than there is of emma's phoenix skin. what the fuck

>>534698742
I'm constantly having games where my team has single digit scores while they have numbers in the 30s. It actually feels impossible to adapt but maybe I'm just bad

>>534674171
The games absolute ass to play so are you suprised? Man I sure love blades anti-heal mechanic that does fucking nothing to stop Luna and Daggers ultimates controlling the entire flow of the game and having 2 tanks still shit on the rest of the tanks.

The games problem is half the fucking roster is unplayable thanks to the retarded counters and how straight up more powerful the dev pets are compared to the rest of the roster and the healbot healers (luna,dagger, loki) dominate the game in a way never before seen in a hero shooter since briggettes release in overwatch 1

>>534662412
Feels like at least 30% of the playerbase tries to name themselves after their fetish.

>>534699012
Phoenix skin isn't as dramatic as a style change as the symbiote fetish fuel skin. I personally have a big symbiote fetish

Okay but why do I want to breed Mantis the moment I glance at her for a sec?

>>534698562
NetEase is scared of Vanguard.

>>534699306
Total mystery

>>534662412
Uhh based?
>>534699306
Uhh based loki?

>>534696481
It's like they want people to quit this game

>ranked
>can't stack beyond two
>the most miserable people that will throw the match for ANY greiveance
>smurfs everywhere
>forced to ban BP and Wolvie so supports and tanks don't have an aneurysm. Still not enough characters to ban so 4 more problematic characters get through

>quick match
>PC is forced to crossplay with console, but console can opt out
>bot queue every loss
>people that have no idea what they'r characters even do.

Why? Just why? If the next patch isn't Vanguard/Strategist, I'm quitting/

>>534697848
dont play fortnite, qrd?

woah

>>534699057
You're probably getting matched against stacks, even if the overall skill level of the teams isnt that different, a team that actually talks to each other will absolutely steamroll uncoordinated teams and it wont be close

>Used to be the most hated healer alongside Luna
>Not anymore
Are you ready to say sorry for making her sad?

>>534691619
fucking porntards

>>534700548
I pretty much only play alone so I think my chances of fighting stacks is really high both in rank and qp

>>534700694
>Used to be the most hated healer alongside Luna
Umm

>>534695906
>people in qp swapping to hard counter
Let me guess, they are countering diverfags?

>>534700285
It's common place to find sweats in Fortnite even when playing casually.

>>534701005
Yea I dont see why. I got a brawl kill with magik and then switch to peni rocket Namor fliers when I'm not even doing great.

>>534700694
i pray that mantis becomes busted op sometime soon i want her to have 10 heal over times and for them to heal for 100 hp each second since she's so useless right now

>>534699306
>"I prefer asian women" but in the closet about it

For me it's Jeffs feet.

>>534703732

>Used to be the most hated healer alongside Luna.
Really? why? wasn't she just a very good duelist?

>Vanguard is so miserable and boring to play that people would rather go a 3rd healer

>>534700694
>Used to be the most hated healer alongside Luna
Really? why? wasn't she just a good 1v1er?

>>534704320
that's me

>>534699306
are you by any chance the popular pornstar Manuel Ferrera?

>>534678064
yup

>>534704165
Her ult. Invis wasn't in yet, C&D and Rocket hadn't gotten buffed, so a big circle of don't die was especially annoying

>>534699592
bug woman rimjobs

>>534704406
It was mainly for her ult

>it's another solo tank episode
>I pick peni
>:)

don't think this could've been any closer

>>534704891
>>534704602
Hate that they keep nerfing the rest of her kit and buffing her ult.
But dunno, felt fair that Mantis had that kind of ult in comparison to Luna because she couldn't really keep other characters immortal, especially tanks.

>>534704943
Cant blame you, i'll pocket heal my solo tankchads

NetEase needs to ban new characters in ranked for week. God I fucking hate these fucking chinks.

>>534689874
Yeah his silver bullet has a 50% chance of not applying. It's aids.

A THOUSAND COCKS!

>>534706932
His bullets have a 50% chance of not applying aids??

Is it true that blade makes peni heal faster from her nests?

>>534692315
whenever people asked for him to be a vanguard on reddit five dps kiddies would pop up with some variation of "he's BLADE he has to be a duelist"
I doubt many of the people that begged for him to be a duelist actually play him since he's weak
people are just retarded and don't know what they want

>>534707085
I just want to know if anyone else is having a problem with consistency. Seems like a crapshoot if the anti heal actually applies when my enemy is right in front of me.

>>534701696
>Yea I dont see why.
Playing against divers is the most unfun thing in entire game. Jerking off in heal ult is more fun than this.

>>534700294
Thor working up a sweat then rubbing his sweaty musky bulge across my face

>>534708016
Now it only I got a dive kill or was good enough to warrant the hard counter. I probably went like 8 and 6 that game

>>534707913
It's consistent but with an asterisk. You You dash, boop them, then shoot the silver bullet where you're aiming. If you don't track them, it won't apply

So what do I do when I'm getting dived as support and my dps ignores me

>>534707101
There's something weird with it, but not exactly that. As far as I can tell it makes her webs start applying blue health before you're at full health

>>534710781
Switch to mantis, pocket the other healer and peel for them. Ignore your teammates

>>534707745
It's funny how people keep trying to pigeonhole the heroes into specific roles when all of that was thrown out of the window when Mag-fucking-neto and Doctor Strange were chosen as the Quinteseential tanks of Launch Rivals.


We should have more unorthodox tanks and other roles. Give me a Vanguard Domino who uses evasion to "tank hits" and she'll have the ability to grant luck to her teammates, cleansing CC and some damage mitigation. Give me a Strategist Ant-Man (Hank Pym) who uses Pym Particles to enhance his team.

>>534710781
clap their cheeks

>>534710781
switch off support
go IW, stay invisible until the divers attack your team instead of you
Go Loki
Go Ultron

>devs get btfo by bp
Finally. Nerf soon.

>>534710938
I mainly play Adam Warlock.

>>534687286
That has got to be the weirdest shit I've learned about this game. He would be way better if they were all hit scan.

>>534710781
Every healer besides Adam has a tool to deal with divers, you just aren't using it right. Jeff is the most undivable character in the game so if you're honestly struggling, just play him and no matter who yu play remember when you're pressured to run toward your tanks, not back to spawn

>>534711049
Well, learn a supp with a defensivd ability/cc

>>534710781
throw

>>534710940
I don’t understand why people were whining so much about Ultron being strategist, sure I agree his kit’s boring but why would you want a billionth duelist in the game? if we’re strictly going by lore then we’d barely have healers at all so why the fuck are you still pulling out lore as an excuse?

>get two chat notifications that the enemy team has agreed to surrender
>still have to fight them for the rest of the match

>healing team close from behind
>get dived on
>no one says or does anything the whole match
>playing diver
>go for healer in the back
>othe healer, a tank and dps instantly peel to kill me
Yes I'm waiting for a team fight before going in and no I'm not good enough to win a 3v1 I need to git gud

Sex with Emma

>>534712613
My tongue belongs in her anus

>>534712154
The problem with Ultron is a shit kit design.

>>534712783
can I put my nose in there first

why does it look that ultron is farting when he uses his dynamic flight

>>534712783
Scott...
>>534713680
Tony...

>>534710940
I don’t see the issue with either of those beings tanks. They have shields. It makes sense.
>>534706795
All of this is true.
>>534691619
Eddie is going to have some fun with her!

I am BAFFLED by assholes who play new characters in ranked. It's downright throwing or at least a smurf. Even though my team won, I feel disgusted that my teammate was playing Blade and Moon Knight the entire match. Yeah his kill count was alright, but I stand by the fact that those numbers are skewed because tank are doing all the hard work softening up the opposition

>>534682651
He doesnt seem high test enough to do or try that
>>534686297
Good post
>>534691638
I didn't say anything about tanks...?

Sex with muties

>>534678490
Agreed with all minus miracle and legion.
>>534681071
Except it’s always going to be filled with those because the genie is out of the lamp and that’s what’s keeping it alive.

Why does Storm have zero coomer skins? How did they fuck that up so bad

>>534677539
>>534677897
>>534677995
all true. now we’re going to crash and burn…

>>534712613
I NEED her

>>534676982
That’s probably one of the reasons yeah. That said I don’t see any character bringing the game back to its heyday, the novelty is gone and the core issues with the game that everyone is aware of are still there.
>>534677461
This is another issue. There’s like a 50 percent chance that whatever character they add is just going to have a phoned in kit. Very sad.

>>534689608
He didn't say that but he should.
>>534689874
Not at all lol.
>>534688481
Correct.

>>534714939
same reason wanda has zero coomer skins. chinks love light skinned women

>>534678126
trvth. gaydebros we lost so hard.
>>534678170
trvth.

Who do I play if I hate not being healed

>>534690282
>emhslop
no.

>>534678701
I’m inclined to believe this is true for some reason.
>>534694630
Kek.

>>534715981
god chinks are subhuman

>>534697848
>>534701337
Grim. Sad and grim.

>>534694606
explain please and spare no detail…

>>534644148
Cute

The absolute dense forest of pubic hair of the following:
>Psylocke
>Magik
>Phoenix
>Hela
>Scarlet Witch
>Squirrel Girl

>>534691405
>>534695427
Damn. Actual BWC property. Hope they fucked.
>>534699306
Because your name is Loki?

For me it's rimming men

>>534716240
Wait until they make a vanguard that has a self heal ability

>>534662457
Paladins had a better perk system

>>534699201
that’s called having bad taste.

>>534712783
>>534713680
Do not put your parts in peoples buttholes

>>534675705
lol is that Spider-Man on the left? didn’t know it was hitting with that kind of juice…

>>534715696
>Kind of want this skin but it's the only skin in the whole battlepass I care about and I can't play Emma to save my life anyway

Is it gay getting rimmed by a girl?
Asking for a friend

>>534677461
There is absolutely no way to balance the snap and Thanos has a host of abilities besides.
Hulk's kit is good btw.

>>534663975
>>534663998
both true
>>534663517
>nice to see that jim crow is back in full effect
this but actually

>dude just position better

>>534718339
Just buy it so she can be on your Play screen.

>>534710938
Adam/mantis/loki/ultron/rocket
An entire subclass of healers that counter dive and supportsissies would still rather force cloak and dagger for the umpteenth time and demand I switch for them

>>534718552
>jump in the middle of the enemy team
>die

>>534718552
Generally, yes. Groot is literally the most Wolverine vulnerable character in the game so the real answer is just "Don't force that matchup"