Thread 534650307

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Previous stupidity: >>534617519

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
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>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

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Gay

tv mailman sex

oh god, i thought i was gonna turn into a mold statue.

It felt like an eternity in there

I LOVE TV!

I love Battat!

early in for W.D. Gaster is a fucking cat and toby is about to invalidate 10+ years of undertale fanart.

>>534650404
There is mold in your bones.

good morning /utg/. how is your day? everything cool?

>>534650446
dusty old bones
full of green dust

>>534650097
EVERY[NOBODY] WWANTS IT!!1 THAt [PIPIS].. THAT SWEET SWEET [NEO ] OF [OWNERSHIP CONTRACT WITH YOUR LOCAL DEALERSHIP]..
BUT YOUr'E [CASHBACK NOT GARUNTEE] SWINE11!!!!! WITHOUT THAT [Heart] YOU CANT MAKE ME!! NOT WITHOUT [Hyperlink Blocked] LETMEOUT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAS[Overload 223]
...
please...
JUST ONE [NUMBER THREE ORDER]of that [SAUCE,] that little [Scrumptios] FILLING!! [ESCAPESAUCE] NOW
YOU CANT EVEN [give it to me now baby] THAT!?!??
HEHEHEHEH SHOULDV"E KNOWN FROM A [Kevin Flynn] LIKE YOU..

>>534650425
This picture would be so funny to someone who knows nothing about UtDR

>>534649821
Wait, and Noelle is taller than Kris. Is she saying it's not supposed to be for Kris?
.

>>534650465
I’m traveling so for the first time ever it’s actually morning for me when you’re asking this. Usually it’s my sign to go to bed! Everything is cool.

>>534650465
It's a bleak day

damn there was 400 posts while I was busy writing.
you ever write a story out based on a stupid idea and have 0 idea why?
is it worse if it's well written?

>>534650575
Hey Spamton can you get me in contact with your ex so I can fuck him?

pluey sex when

>>534650629
It's our roaring

describe the taste of your semen. mine's thick and tangy.

>>534650706
You don't get in contact with Mike, Mike gets in contact with you.

>>534650575
https://youtu.be/G7iJSR63ovc?t=6

>>534650706
THAT NO GOOD [Jeaporddy Host]?? I [Cutting Room Floor] BBBBB BLOCKED THAT [goober] ONLT A [millenia] AGO!!!1! I BET HE CANT EVEN [safekeeping] ANY GIFT OF BINDING
[PIPIS]..

>>534650529
This is all Kris has to yell at sans to make him leave.

>>534650575
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S A FRAUD!
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY [Specil] DEALS OR [Deal Insurance], HE'LL TAKE YOUR [Order Now] WITHOUT ANY [Cashback Guarantee]!

>>534650835
deltarune?

Hey UTG, artfag looking to improve; I've been using my phone for a while, and I've thought about getting a drawing tablet. What would your recommendations be?

>>534650884
Sigh, oh well, looks like I will just have to spend these 10,000 kromer some other way then since you can't help me

>>534650835
battery acid

>>534650307 (OP)
Who manages the OP template? Would it be feasible to add the Whiteboard, Magma and WorldOfText links to it?

>>534650624
oh that's nice and exciting! enjoy your travels fren. :)

>>534651089
Pippins got crazy delts

>>534650939
YOUYOU understand me. WE HAVE THAT [FIRST-COME-FIRST-SERVE] ORIGINNALE [do you understand what i'm saying?] EXPERIENCE OF BEING
[smol]
DID YOU DO IT? THE CLOUDS CALL ME BUT HAVE YOU GONE [Skydiving Classes Half Off]? OR ARE YOU [Secret of The Mimic] kNOCK OFF??/? NOW!!!1!
WE HAVE THAT [Salesman to Salesman Communication]/CONVERSATION LIKE SOME KIND OF [ N E O ] !!!! BUT IM NOT
[BIG]

>>534651047
I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY, ONLY THAT [You know what I'm talking about.] I JUST NEED A LITTLE
NEED A LITTLE
NEED A LITTLE
[slurp] OF THAT [LEMON PINKAIDE] SHAKE!!

>>534650629
whats the hussie lore?

>>534651101
Thank you!

>>534650620
Yeah. It makes it more likely to belong to Dess since her and Kris played these games and made these dark worlds.

>>534651375
Haha ok *starts sucking*

>>534650465
I Cant Really See The Day

>>534650961
Forgot to include the Mona Spamton, mission [RUINED].

>>534651494
peak brainrot retardation. the only thing dess did with kris is beat him.

>give me 6 hours to play deltarune
>and i will spend the first 4 shooting ropes to spamton
>-Abraham Lincoln

>>534651375
Mentioning more sugary drinks...how gluttonous...

>>534651583
is it morning for you?

>>534650961
I’ve used a Wacom before and it worked fine, but there are probably better brands I don’t know about

>>534651583
i can really see your gay

>>534651417
Litigious, dishonest, cruel, and an all around dickhead. Nothing worth tl;dring over. Also he's started milking the Homestuck cash cow hard with marketable plushies and now this Vivziepop cartoon. At least Toby occasionally releases new chapters of Deltarune in between Ralsei plushies.

im gonna sex this thing

>>534650465
i fell asleep early and woke up half an hour ago at 5am
luckily it's sunday so i don't need to do anything except shitpost
undertale deltarune

do you think there's any significance to Kris stumbling after he reinserts the soul in chapter 4? I think soul removal is something he's supposed to do in moderation and the abuse is wearing on him

>>534651696
Ramb
Enough said

>>534651721
i didnt know i had so much in common with abraham lincoln

>>534651849
Yes, it happens in both routes so I assume it’s something Toby wanted us to see and take note of

>>534651089
There's a new Whiteboard every few days/a about a week so you'd have to trust that whoever bakes won't forget to swap out the old Whiteboard link with the new one. Maybe a Rentry with the links inside it that's updated often would work well?

>>534651721
Trvth Mike (Mike is a bomb)

>>534651737
(Me) to add, I use an ipad pro and apple pencil to draw because I like looking directly at the drawing. Using the wacom was kind of disorienting. But the ipad was expensive and only worth the price because I didn’t have a laptop at the time and had other work to do

>>534651826
i had some bad sleep me thinks, i need to go take a short nap right now, cya.

>>534651920
no its really not enough to have said and posted that

>>534651730
It's 1:53

>>534651742
You're Gay

>>534651541
I DONT THINK THAT [that thing] DOES WHAT YOU THINK [you just incinerated did]. THAT CANT TAST [Scrumpttions.]
I JUST NEED A LITTLE SOME [HEART]fulfulful TO SEE THE SUN AND THE [REACH OUT AND TOUCH THE] .
>>534651723
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE [sweet taste of] !1!!!!11 CANT YOU SEE IT CANT YOU SEE
[SUN] [FLAMINGO]

>>534652151
What is your cope?

>>534651849
>>534651934
Apparently if you no-hit the closet scene, Kris doesn't stumble, so it's probably just the HP loss hitting them all at once.

>>534648086
Tenna has a friendly discussion with his old pal Ralsei "Lil gay boy" Roaring

Here is the current whiteboard

>>534652290
SEXO Battat in the flesh what the actual fuck??

>>534652234
Spamton I'd give you my SOUL but I need it for this gay life can we work out a fractional sharing thing

>>534652269
what is your bad faith argument going to be you worthless pest

>>534652290
>Do not use my image in all cases
Little did they know that someone was going to "use my image" in a website with 11 years worth of outdated code.

>>534650420
>Ralsei: Darkners feel the most fulfilled when they’re serving Lightners!
>Small Mike:

>>534652484
it’s MY BATTAT PORN! DO NOT STEAL!

>>534652454
[SHARING IS CARING] Fair. [BIG] IS SECONDARY I JUST NEED THESE [Hyperlink Blocked] BLOCKING [SCARVES] GONE! [For a single purchase of] JUST ONCE IT CAN BE [SwoonSlice]

>>534652393
Awesome thank you

>>534652393
>all that lewd tenna art, fujo nipples and battat getting pegged completely uncensored
ANON NO THE ADVERTISERS

>>534652393
stop raping battat

>>534652538
>That's not want I WANT!
See, he wants to do all that for a nice Lightner man instead. Ralsei was right.

>>534652290
cute outfit design, i want to draw battat in that outfit now

>>534652463
The knight made the fountains. It’s her imagination only being displayed. And Kris shares it.

>>534651956
Rentry link to the draw/text sites might work yeah

>>534652559
walkin with that 8bit veiny dih

>>534652703
Did you ask battat for his consent before drawing him in that outfit?

>>534652673
Gothic Lolita suits Kris

>>534652758
No, and that makes it even better.

uoooohhhhh beatokris

>>534652758
>Ask for permission
Darkners exist to serve lightners

>>534652273
oh neat!

Been thinking about the implications thank the "sans is from Deltarune" theory has on the genocide route. This shit might have been a decade long grudge match and we had no idea

>>534652906
>KRIS NO GET OUT OF THERE

>>534651221
I'M NO [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] BUT IF I WAS THEN I'D TELL YOU BEING [[Big]] IS A [Little Sponge] DREAM!
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT [Service You Can Count On]? WELL BETTER CHECK YOUR [Warranty] BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE [Injured] AND [Not Able To Pay Rent] THEY'LL SHOW YOU THAT THEY'RE NOTHING BUT [Pests]!
WHEN YOU'RE A [[Big Shot]] YOU GOTTA [[Go Big Or Go Home]] WITHOUT ANY [Cheap Living In Your Area]!

>>534652585
ok i'll give you a little piece of my SOUL over the internet and i'll even throw in a kiss for you...oh spamton..mwah mwah mwah

I want pluey to press his fat butt up against my head so my ears can absorb as much of his saxophone sfx farts as possible

<3

Video games aren't fun anymore. How the fuck do I spend my free time now, beside posting on /utg/???????

Imagine that you get really determined to dig a hole and every scoop of the shovel just keeps opening a dark fountain.

>>534653286
Going to SLEEP

>>534650961
I might not be the person you're looking for since I have only had experience with 1 graphics tablet my entire life and it's the one I'm currently using, but I don't want you to be ignored. Uhh I just got mine off of Amazon years ago when it was on sale because I thought it was a decent enough size (not the tiny ones) for the price while also not being massive, though it is from a chinese brand (VEIKK) and it's screenless, but isn't really a problem once you get used to it. It's always worked pretty well for me, software works alright too, though I did have to buy a better usb c cable later on because the one it came with was a bit frail but it has been a durable and reliable tablet, no complains so far even a little more than 5 years later.

Though if you have the money to invest in a better brand or a pricier model that you really like I think you should get it so that the drawing journey is more comfortable and enjoyable for you, especially if you're not used to drawing digitally. It would all be about reading reviews online at that point to make sure you're buying a good product.

>>534653020
Kwisp spent a lot of time in Dess's room

>>534620456
>I like the theory that we'll learn about why Grillby's failed in the ICE-E's dark world and it'll also explain why Sans got the crossword
I don’t see an ICE-E dark world. It would be better as a short segment of the game, like the Mike fight in chapter 4.
Plus, chapter 6 is painting itself as the finale of the conflict, that looks into your EGGs and etc. With chapter 7 being the ending that never ends.

>>534653306
Digger dark world

>>534653286
Watching Youtube

>>534653286
Get out of that shit mindset. Play with friends, make memories

>>534653306
I wonder if Lancer striking the earth repeatedly by digging with a spade will have any significance in the future. Surely just a funny moment played for laughs, like the realistic explosion GIF that keeps popping up, including in the Mike room with a cat-eared reset bomb.

Reminder for the newcomers: Kris canonically likes wetting their pants.

artists really can draw anything wow
every empty screen a story to soon be told

>>534652703
Fucking DO IT!

>>534653286
draw, write, exercise, learn to play an instrument, read, watch movies/series, improve upon whatever skills you have, visit a place you've never been, learn cool things about plants and bugs, try a new recipe

>>534653418
how do you even make friends nowadays
any community i go into is either full of people that make me scream internally, or its the same people that screech slurs at each other like its actual /v/ all over again

>>534653418
>Implying I have friends.
Not a person like me unfortunately, and I'm self reflective enough to admit that. All my friends drifted away from me when I was in my teens, so I've got no one else except my family.

>>534653443
Holding in your piss is really bad for you.

I can't believe the BlackKnife is a cheap piece of shit that got chipped by a hairbrush

>>534653570
jobs, social locations, etc. same way its always worked.

>>534653621
The unfortunate truth

>>534653570
>NOOO YOU CAN’T SAY THAT
You must be fun at parties.

>>534653619
well anon what games do you like playing?

>>534653558
I use to draw all the time, and I'm pretty decent at sketching, but I'm not very good at anatomy and perspective, and I'm not sure what resources I should be looking at to improve on those aspects. Do you have any recommendations? I'd love to translate all those skills to digital art one day, but I'd need to save up to buy some sort of sketch pad.
>>534653663
My job's full of old tradesman that I don't really click with, but I still work well with them. I've tried going to pubs, clubs, but everyone sticks so tightly to their pre-existing hangout groups. I've had a few interesting conversations with drifters, but nothing has ever come from that.

>>534653570
You go into a crowded place like a shopping mall and scream at the top of your lungs "I LOVE DELTARUNE COME TALK TO ME AND BE MY FRIEND!!!!!" and then a bunch of people walk up to you seeking friendship. That's actually the optimal way you get laid as well.

>>534652393
Cool, my sideways goat is still there.

>>534653745
found the /v/etard slur-screecher

>>534653570
Literally just talk to people. You don't gotta dump your whole personality on a person all at once but you also don't gotta hold back the floodgates of spaghetti either. Thats how i got my buddies.

>>534653762
I played Cyberpunk 2077, Fallout New Vegas, TF2 and Gmod for a bit, but all those games just feel a little same-y now. I guess I'd like to try another decent RPG, but that genre's a little bloated, so I don't know what I'm looking for.

Has anyone ever considered the possibility that Mr. Society is the Roaring Knight

Anyway, as promised, here's my improved pole dancer Tenna porn since a new bread was made after all
I have colored and done basic shading on him if anyone cares
https://litter.catbox.moe/vkx4ce6jww1nvujn.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/i3cayk33zm0t1jbt.png

>>534653636
wtf kind of hairbrush did gerson give her anyway

>>534653286
get normal people hobbies such as
>arguing about politics on twitter
>youtube drama
>celebrity gossip
>watching grifter streamers
>listen to music (spotify's top songs only)

>>534653745
There's a difference between just having "i say nigger, kike, faggot, homofaggot, niggerfaggot, and all the other no-no words" as your main personality, and only reserving it when you actually mean it.
The more you use a slur regularily without giving it any substance to it, the less it means.

It also gets fucking annoying when you want to talk with someone but all you hear is "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, XZE'S 100% NIGGA"

>>534653804
>Art improvement reccs
Loomis and “How to Draw” by Scott Robertson with Thomas Bertling

>>534653286
Branch out hobby wise, if you are bored and no longer having fun that means things have gotten predictable. Find something that might interest you and do it before you can convince yourself not to do it. Even if you end up not enjoying the new experience it is still a new experience that you have which can inform future decision making.

my time has come. goodnight utg

>>534653890
How do I pick somebody to talk to that I know i'll click with? Rejection is painful

>>534654058
I think i'd genuinely prefer if people don't use slurs when talking to me, but that's just me.

>>534654023
My brain is rotted enough, I don't want to put myself into a coma with those media consuming habits.
>>534654153
Cheers, anon. I'll have a look at this soon.

>>534654210
Goodnight anon

>>534653804
I like browsing the How To Think When You Draw tutorials and Mitch Leeuwe's stuff on Twitter, but I'm not a serious artist at all
I fucking hate Loomis

>the angel is totally gonna be the player bro, an epic climactic final boss after building up "Banishing the angel's heaven" as a serious mission since all the way back to ch1 with the angel as our final obstacle? Nah, toby fox will def make you the angel because muh meta kino and stuff!!1
Do deltarune fans really believe that toby would pull that bs?

>>534654210
Sleep well anon

>>534653804
When you see a drawfag in the thread that draws something in a way you like you should take a moment to ask them how they do or learned that thing or ask them for tips

>>534654221
just ramble and post memes in smaller discords until you find people that like it

>>534654018
Archeology brush

>>534654160
>soosie face tank build no sells lmao4knight

>>534654007
PRAISE THE LOOOOOOOOORD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvc6TPW-Oz0&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>534653804
Different anon, but regarding art, I always looked at Nsio's art tutorials periodically while practicing, and eventually it started to click for me. It's different for everyone though

>>534654196
Alright, well I'll try focusing on more drawing as a start. Hopefully one healthy habit will help the others snowball.
>>534654298
Cheers for the recommendation.
>>534654373
Good idea, there was one drawfag who made this oil painting-sorta drawing, with Ramb in the middle. I think image friend was some kind of flesh-like prism in the background, it kind of looked like a coloured panel of Berserk.

If I stay up any longer I think im going to die

>>534653621
It's really fun though.

This is Asgore’s home life.
You know what he can do from this position? Castling.

>>534654659
shit dildoing > piss holding

>>534654160
>Kris's SOUL shone its light on the Four Kings!
>https://youtu.be/euefRfv0tnQ?si=jReHcxgtyPZa7WT7

>>534654718
So who's the rook?

>>534653286
start jogging, helped me plenty

>>534654221
>How do I pick somebody to talk to that I know i'll click with?
Unfortunately there's no way to pick the best person for you right away, it takes some mingling around and talking with more than 2 people sometimes. I know rejection is painful but there's no other way. But it is worth it.
Have realistic expectations, remember that it is a process and that it might take time and that you will fail sometimes. That is completely normal.

>>534651012
Most Silent Hill OST's works very well with Deltarune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f4aWcnUXbo

>>534654221
if you're a music guy start going to local shows, great way to meet people

>>534654496
Haha no freaking way, I was actually listening to that as I was working on him

>>534651012
>>534654461
bloons

>>534653876
>if you say a bad word that I don’t like sometimes that means you say it all the time!
Classic autism moment.

>>534654818
>Greetings Undead Warrior I am the Primordial Serpent Darkner Kaathe. I can guide thee, and illuminate the truth. Lightner of Prophesy, conqueror of the Four Kings, is this not your wish? To know the truth of the Dark Worlds, and the DELTA RUNE?

>>534655053
Lol you communicated the vibe very well!

>>534650425
Hmm... Cats are super related to Gaster, Spamton and Friend....

I started taking B vitamins 2-3 days ago and now it feels like I can do anything and have all the energy in the world instead of being constantly fatigued. Hope this isn't mania!

I struggle to make friends because I'm overly formal and don't know how to move beyond the friendly acquaintance stage

>>534655429
Anon, please stop taking so many vitamin gummies

>>534655429
Good news! It's not mania.
Bad news! It's just a placebo effect.

>>534654938
c'mon don't deprive people of the music video the guy made for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWA4BVW1KRQ

I struggle to make friends because people keep trying to court me when I just want to hang out

>>534654723
Only if you lose it and it comes out in your pants.

>>534655491
>It's just a placebo effect.
That's not bad news, that's good news!
He had the power to do anything inside him all along!

>>534655491
Vitamin deficiencies do effect energy levels

Andrew Hussie is the Chapter 6 secret boss.

>>534655491
I think they put crack in these vitamins

>>534651737
>>534653337
Thank you for your suggestions, I'll keep looking into it for the future. Goodnight, and long live the Mona Spamton!

>>534655703
Andrew Hussie is Noelle and Gio is Berdly

Remember to take your magnesium. Most people are deficient of it. Its why a lot of you are miserable, not joking

>>534655778
I like your funny words, magic man!

>>534655778
thanks harry

I struggle to make friends because I DON'T LEAVE MY HOUSE

>>534655863
>>534655874
Tofu is a good source of magnesium. I recommend consuming onions products every day. It will make you happier

>>534655778
it can also give you fucking crazy magnesium dreams and create a new deltarune

>>534656032
>Activated the filter
lol

>>534656032
I consume onions daily and all they do is make my breath stink and make me cry

>>534656104
you must keep consuming onions until you get better. Nearly 99 percent of onion eaters give up before striking gold.

>>534655429
Everyone should take multi-vitamins and I don't know why more people don't do this.

>>534656190
In middle school I used to grab the free onions and dip them in mustard and eat them as my lunch

>>534656264
What school gives free onions??

>>534656056
exactly. This is why you need to consume lots of onions. Its the key to unlocking the secrets of tobies mind
>>534656264
did you eat them for dinner and breakfest? If not then you didnt do enough. You need to consume onions 24/7

>>534656264
Susie would say this

>>534656310
They're meant to be toppings on burgers and such

>>534650465
I'm doing fine, I'm basically done with my long greentext thing after a bit of procrastination/thinking

>>534656224
Because im young and eat a balanced breakfast, lunch and dinner

>>534656324
in my experience the ending of Deltarune will be helping your friend move into a new house and when you're done he offers to go get food for the two of you and while you're at the house someone knocks at the door and when you open it it's a full family of people that just ignore you come inside and begin acting like they've always lived there and you try to call your friend and tell them what happened and the phone keeps going to voice mail and

>>534656408
That makes more sense, I for some reason thought you meant whole ass raw onions lol

>>534656439
Even if that is all true, there might be something you are deficient in. Why risk it?

What are the lore implications of this image that Toniliaus Fox made that disgusting thing [[[female]]] Temmie Ching chong chand draw?

>>534656471
I phrased it like that on purpose because it's funnier

>>534656470
>he stopped
Quick eat this onion. Pls continue, dont stop
>>534656513
I checked the doctors and they told me the only thing im deficent on is vitamin d (i stay inside too much)

>>534656513
there's a lot of vitamins you can have too much of

>>534656614
That's MY ONION!
Where's my mustard?

>>534656719
sorry, we've only got ketchup left

i often forget that the internet keeps growing but at the same time it's smaller and also fewer and fewer people use actual computers

>Going through Chapter 4
>Get referred to as “it” repeatedly
>Feels weirdly good
Toby Fox gave me his pronoun germs it’s over

>>534656874
It is my favorite pronoun

>>534653365
Chapter 6 is the "Neutral" ending. Chapter 7 will be the True end, only accessible if you fulfilled a bunch of requirements.

>>534656874
You want to be an object?

>>534656927
what is

guys guys GUYS!!!! Guess what i found! It s rarecat that never even been seen before, its, like ULTRA rare! Apparently, this one's even rarer than the super holy angel, so it should be like, more than impossible to find it? But I did!

>>534657047
He-
It wants to be a robot.

>>534657085
That's a good one too.

>>534657116
Super special awesome!

>>534657047
Apparently yes as they/them gets nothing from me

>Google a Deltarune character
>Check recommended searches' pictures
>Kris is MiniKris
>Dess is taller Noelle
>Ralsei is a baa

>>534657116
he is hitting that shit goddamn!!!

>>534657442
I would've expected worse.

>>534657386
You are represented by Doom (it is a valid pronoun)

If you want to be called “It” you want to be either an object or a scary monster

Literally me...

>>534653365
There's a good chance the Roaring occurs in chapter 5. If that happens, chapter 6 could be a long trek from Flower King to the Bunker, as all of Hometown becomes a quasi-dark world, with Ice-E's Pizza and the hospital forming mini-dark worlds along the way.

guys... send help

>>534657874
scary monster.... clown... gender.... m-my head..... what's......

>>534653169
is jongler petting him or sexually choking him

>>534657885
I personally just dismissed this as a retarded 5'oclock shadow joke instead of hyper-analyzing a game that's not fucking finished

>>534657880
What the fuck, where'd they get this picture of me..

>>534657979
Nuh-uh.
You're on your own.

>>534657880
god let this image influence my dreams tonight

>>534657874
Sometimes both!

>>534650307 (OP)
>looks up the first Deltarune threads
Kinda nice to see how it was when it all began, how the game was received, how anons discovered the first secrets (mostly from datamining but still).

>>534658153
This based little dude/dudette is gonna come back right

>>534657885
The Roaring won't happen until you can open the shelter at the very least. That's its purpose, for Lightners to hide when SHTF. Maybe you'll even have to close its dark fountain first, too. There's no way it all happens in ch5.

>>534658163
Being around for the whole Gaster bullshit during Undertale
Then waiting for Deltarune to release, seeing all the "WHO THE FUCK IS MIKE" bullshit.
Now its "WHO THE FUCK IS DESS AND WHY IS SHE THE KNIGHT" bullshit but also Eggman Gaster.

I LOVE IT.

>>534658163
I was there. I got on Toby’s wild ride in 2015.
It was magical.
If he pulls a Hussie and ruins it I’m going to go completely insane.

>>534658036
petting him

>>534656948
Chapter 6 being the neutral ending doesn’t make sense.
It makes more sense as the one ending that would be added by the EGGs, recruits, etc. for an Epic Mickey ending experience. Susie and Kris wake up on their bed in Castletown. And instead of darkness, there’s light.

Chapter 7 is when Toby makes the post-game. Where some lightners and all darkners you’ve kept are interactable, and Toby can do that alarm clock thing for them.

But in the weird route… everything goes wrong.

>>534658273
I hope so
But a major boss ending it's fight by saying it has shit to do, flying offscreen, and never coming back is a very funny bit

>>534658689
>secret boss that just outright kills you or forces you to reload a save if YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Why is Friend in what appears to be Susie’s shitty apartment?

I kind of assumed the shadow mantle's holder was the game itself

I'd give a Pippins so much money just to be allowed to touch and smell them..

>>534658909
niggy theyre literally a bunch of dice

>>534658843
She's one of his ways to freedom like Noelle is

why can't humans b real............

>>534658950
And dice are EROTIC

>>534658950
ALEA LACTA ES

>>534657885
>>534658058
>>534658287
It will make sense if in chapter 5, the darkness involves Jockington causing massive trouble in Asgore’s dark world, that he causes Kris to lose his arm (and us), and Asgore to sacrifice himself by banishing the fountain with his own soul to save Kris from being transformed into a monster.

>>534656874
Happy for you learning something new about yourself anon

>>534658909
Imagine licking a sweaty as fuck pippins after they're done with a long day of work...

>>534650465
Good morning!
Yeah, everything is cool here except for the weather.

>>534658950
I have a gambling fetish

>>534659089
>>534659240
oooooooo you wanna shove inanimate objects up your EXIT-ONLY hole, ooooooooo

>>534658843
They just kind of show up wherever there is a unattended traumatizable child

woody is going to be real. I still believe

>>534658950
I'll take my chances.

>>534654839
A flower. Probably a flower Darkner woman. Something serving a similar purpose as Lute in Hazbin Hotel, since Toriel is never coming back.

>>534658879
Eram’s name in the files is Nightmare and considering how it spawns little Friends and shares no leitmotifs with any of boards that we play on in Chapter 3 I’m assuming it’s a big dick Darkner that lives down in the shelter (since we fight it in the virtual shelter).
It’s strange how its battle theme is called BURNING EYES when the actual boss seems to have no eyes. Assuming it was influenced by the game Asriel was making it makes sense that it’s song heavily uses the Burn in Despair leitmotif from Undertale, but Battle Against a True Hero being in the song is strange.

>>534659176
Fuck yes, imagine huffing their sweaty armpits.. and taking a shower with them afterwards..

>>534659425
It’s probably the face below Gerson’s laughing face. Right by it could be Friend smashing his eyes together.

>>534659604
>Fujo “accidentally” broke the thermostat

>>534659515
But I guess it could also be Power of NEO instead.

>>534659631
Doesn’t this one also have an initial sprite with an ERAM shaped hole in it?

The implication of meat existing as it is in UT/DR implies that there's also creatures that aren't Monsters per-se but actual animals.
Cannibalism cant really exist because Monsters turn to dust when they fucking die, right?

WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING INTO MY BURGERS?!

>>534659515
That’s because Dess set its eyes on fire.

>>534659780
That question shares an answer with 'where have all the other humans gone?' and 'why is Noelle vegetarian?'

>>534659515
BURNING EYES refers to Kris's eyes.
>Flickering red, like pretty little flames...
>Your eyes can't hide it, Kris. Without play...

More to the point, if it is influenced by Asriel's computer, then the holder is 100% the digital version of Seam.
The third board is the city. Seam was drawn in the corner of the city. The corner is where you go after killing MiniSus and MiniRalsei

>>534659771
You mean the crying face at top?

>>534659649
I can't blame her, I would too.

>>534659780
meat industry is gross and disturbing enough irl

>>534659879
Does Kris ever eat anything made from meat?

>>534659938
I fucking need that anon to finish the Battfujo lewds they were making

>>534659631
This face looks like the one at top.

>>534659979
whatever Kris and Susie ordered at the diner could have potentially had meat in it, not really elaborated upon

>>534659925
The second one here https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/Memoryhead

(My shitty wifi isn’t letting me upload images right now, sorry)

>>534659881
>BURNING EYES is a version of Kris’ Theme
Imagine

>>534660107
Didn't Susie just order a sundae / some icecream, and Kris got...I dunno, pancakes or something?

what if dr chapter 0 is undertale

>>534658843
because susie is pink and yellow

>>534660173
Oh. Yeah. It does.

>>534660253
I think if Chapter 0 happens it’ll focus on the weird shit egg man was talking about in Chapter 3.

>DR HAS NO CONNECTIONS TO UNDERTALE
EXPLAIN THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4r-SZDMeE&ab_channel=ProxDee222

That was one wild chapter in Gaster's life, huh?

>>534660191
i remember the big sundae but Kris' big ass head as in the way of whatever the hell he was having, I think Susie had a plate on her side too

>>534660380
Only retards say that anon.
It’s advertised as the Undertale parallel story. They’re directly connected.

>>534660370
okay yeah that makes far more sense

>beat Gerson after several tries and getting his pattern down
>beat ERAM by figuring out how FRIEND can get killed for HP and also patterns
>cant beat Jevil let alone Spamton NEO
Fuck my [[Rapidly-Shrinking]] [$4.99] life.

>>534658843
>>534660257
>>534659347
>>534658986
Because Susie is an acceptable girl (pink). He takes over the chair because it has Susie’s dress.

>>534660471
Unfortunately Ive encountered a bunch of these retards here...

>>534660530
Have you even bothered with the Roaring Knight? Its the one boss I haven't beaten yet.

a dark world in an aquarium would be freaking sweet i think like have you guys ever been to an aquarium they're awesome like i love how they're all dark and stuff the atmosphere is amazing

I’m gonna finally do all the things I want to do in Chapter 3 and 4 and get my save files ready for Chapter 5 tomorrow.
I got burned out pretty badly in June.

>>534660664
i miss aquariums
i need to go to an aquarium again

>>534660654
I forgot to save afte the Tenna fight, and I was already tired out in my normal playthrough when I did that fight. So I took my L and carried on into Chapter 4.
Now, on my "big boy" playthrough, I'm too busy dying to Jevil. Its mainly the roundabout attack and the carousel.
Spamton NEO, well...weird route solo be friskin a Kris up.

>>534660471
>>534660598
Huh. So are Sans and Papyrus kinda jumping between worlds in the middle of the adventures? And this guy is doing it too?

>>534659780
>what are they putting in the burgers?
Snails

>>534660884
and his drawings come to life like how objects come to life in dark worlds

>>534660664
>>534660767
The last time I was at an aquarium I fed a sea lion and bought a sick ass axolotl plush and it rocked

>>534660884
Samaeltheory…
It’s a parallel story in that it technically happens before AND after Undertale, since Sans and Papyrus have to arrive in Snowdin (the “dont forget” note in Sans ‘secret lab, him telling us that he gave up trying to go back a long time ago) and (We) the player have meta knowledge from Undertale that actually is relevant ingame.

I WILL
SEND YOU
YOUR VESSEL
IN THE MAIL
ASSEMBLY
IS REQUIRED.
ASK YOUR ACCIDENTAL
TEMP VESSEL
KRIS TO HELP
ASSEMBLE IT.
IF THEY DO NOT
TELL THEM I WILL
MAKE SANS MOVE IN.

>>534661041
when I was a teenager I went to an aquarium that let you feed and pet their stingrays. They were very excited to be pet and they were so cute I started crying. it was a life changing experience. I fucking love stingrays. They're still one of my favorite animals.

>>534660884
>>534661008
Wait. What if Chapter 4 of Deltarune took place in October 10th. Meaning chapter 5 takes place on October 11th. And chapter 6 takes place on the 12.

>>534661182
>HE HAS ALREADY EATEN
>ALL YOUR FRUIT GUSHERS
>WITHOUT YOUR VESSEL HE
>WILL TAKE THE COSMIC BROWNIES
>AND THE DUNKAROOS

>>534661408
>HE WILL EAT THE SUGAR
>HE WILL EAT THE FLOUR TOO

>>534661131
I get the sense Sans goes from place to place because he feels he doesn’t have a home. Since you can destroy the world in Undertale and Deltarune. So when you strike him, he goes to a world like Deltarune. Where Papyrus will be alive but there is no Sans there.

What would a Deltarune / Undertale inspired cookbook even look like?
No, I havent bothered looking that up yet, but, yknow.
I imagine butterscotch-cinnamon pie or pancakes being up there, something related to snails, maybe vegetables or obvious burgers / healing items.
If they were unique, character-themed food would be an interesting take.
>Kris' tastes bland at first but has subtle flavor hinting of spice
>Susie's food is overflowing with several flavors (but not too much)
>Ralsei is into sweet flavors while also anything that takes the edge off

>>534661338
you mean chapter 5? :3

Can somebody grab me some Battat and Red Pippins sex art from poipiku then catbox them pretty please?

>>534661592
What would the So Sorry inspired dish be?

>>534661408
NOT THE DUNKAROOS

>>534661615
4. Because so sorry was going to Kris’ art session.

>>534661647
just make a poipiku account it takes like 5 seconds

>>534661540
>sans is a interdimensional hobo
lol

>>534661408
>*Eats all your dunkaroos*
>*Sans than looks at Kris*
>*get DUNKed on Kris

>>534661734
You do keep destroying his worlds in every game for curiosity. And he always remembers that.

>>534661663
buttered noodles

>>534661540
The machine in his lab is broken.
He can’t go back to Deltarune.
He only fights you in Genocide because “he can’t afford not to care anymore”. He knows at the end of that timeline you’ll end everything.

>>534661663
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x76plScyKwo

>>534661717
Bonerific throwback. Well done.

>>534661815
And im gonna keep doing that. No home left for you funny bone man. SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED MY MOM

>>534661815
Sans doesn’t remember resets, that’s pure fanon.
He’s just good at reading people.

>>534661592
spaget with da tomato saus
hote dog
Tenna gets TV Dinner, so...Salisbury Steak with Mashed 'taters, a brownie and corn?

>>534661663
A whole 250 pound bucket of butter

>>534661946
I don't think that anon is talking about resets, they mean the genocide ending and whatever equivalent might happen in DR.

>>534662087
That’s kind of a strange matter of phrasing if that is what they meant but yeah, (We) are more likely then not the same anomaly in both games.

if sans didnt want to lose his home then he shouldnt have befriended "my" mom
total skeleton death

>>534662263
she wanted it...

My vessel has a cute nose

>>534662306
shut up sans. Im going to kill papyrus

Coming straight to YOUR house

>>534662385
My body is ready

>>534662175
>Encounter the reality destroying parasite that wiped your previous timeline off the map
>Have the opportunity to kill it with minimal pushback
>Dont because it'd make the MILF you already fumbled once sad
Sans truly is one of the characters of all time

remember sans has one hp. Kill him

how much longer...
my
delta goon

>>534662385
PLEASE do

>>534662385
Tell me, what is he going to do when he gets to my house?

me when i
me

Tohy Fox should rename Deltarune to Niggers I Hate Niggers

>>534662175
The reason why is because when you do the genocide ending… the entire world is completely dead.
https://youtu.be/oUSR4PlN6ns
You can’t reset it. Only restore it.

>>534662596
ᶜᵒᵐᶦnᵍ

>>534662609
Can wait till we can eat Kris alive for being a bad vessel

>>534662650
Yes but Sans doesn’t seem to know that.
And that world was technically still destroyed.

>playing Chapter 3
>use Susie's timed Rude Buster against Tenna in the cold place
>321 damage
>use Kris's normal attack against him in the same battle
>426 damage
Huh? Can someone explain the lore reason for this? Why is Kris so freaking strong in this fight?

>>534662920
Kris doesn't like Tenna.

>>534662854
He says this to you because he’s warning you that if you do this path, there is no going back.

>>534662920
Isn't it because Kris is upset about the MANTLE stuff

>>534662920
there is a secret little flag in the code that makes it so kris does a lot more damage to tenna if you have done the sword route
this is because kris fucking hates tenna for constantly reminding them of their parent's failed marriage or something

>>534662748
He can do all the coming he wants when he gets to my house! He can cum in my p-

>>534662920
You did the ShadowMantle route, didn't you?

>>534662920
If you complete the Mantle games Kris does more damage to Tenna in his boss fight.

>>534662609
It would be nice to finally hear what Kris is saying at some point. For some reason he's only mute to the Soul.

>>534662920
Doing the Sword Route and getting the mantel gives you more damage against Tenna and also changes his Check flavour text to “Despite his size he’s quite fragile”.

>>534661592
>Monster Candy
>Spider Donut
>Spider Cider
>Butts Pie
>Snowman Piece
>Nice Cream
>Bisicle
>Cinnamon Bunny
>Temmie Flakes
>Abandoned Quiche
>Dog Salad
>Astronaut Food
>Instant Noodles
>Crab Apple
>Hot Cat
>Glamburger
>Sea Tea
>Starfait
>Leg Hero
>Popato Chisps
>Junk Food
>Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face
>Hush Puppy
>Snail Pie
>Dark Candy
>Revive Mint
>Spin Cake
>Darkburger
>Lancer Cookie
>Clubs Sandwich
>Hearts Donut
>Choco Diamond
>Rouxls Roux
>CD Bagel
>Kris Tea
>Susie Tea
>Ralsei Tea
>Noelle Tea
>Light Candy
>Butler Juice
>Spaghetti Code
>S.POTION
>Fried Pipis
>TV Dinner (save slot 1 version)
>TV Dinner (save slot 2 version)
>TV Dinner (save slot 3 version)
>TV Slop
>Exec Buffet
>Deluxe Dinner
>Ancient Sweet
>Rhapsotea
>Scarlixir
>Bitter Tea

>>534653449
why is
why is the
the frisk
why is the frisk so cute in this imag
why

>>534662920
>>534662978
The Sword route encourages Kris’ bloodlust. Hence the creepy words.
Kris also does those big slashes that knock out Susie and Ralsei in a single swing.

Do you think dess sneaked a dirty magazine or a blunt to kris?

>>534663124
>Kris also does those big slashes that knock out Susie and Ralsei in a single swing.
You're a massive retard.

>>534663067
Kris is mute so you can imagine how you are interacting with him.

>>534663139
I dunno if Dess would be the kind to have nudie magazines but she secretly could've offered him a joint puff, if she ends up being a super reckless person like that.

>>534663067
It's because it's not (you) speaking so why show a text box or Kris kinda understands the system now and can whisper just quietly enough for it to not register a textbox.

>>534663139
Almost certainly.

>>534663235
Look at it.

>>534663034
>this is because kris fucking hates tenna for constantly reminding them of their parent's failed marriage or something
Kris actually has a modifier that reduces their damage against Tenna normally. It's 0.5x, IIRC. The sword route overrides this with a 4x modifier. So it seems like Kris pities or sympathizes with Tenna by default, and only gets mad at him on the sword route. Possibly because of that scene where he exposes Kris working with the Knight to (You).

>>534663235
To be fair it’s not entirely impossible that it was Kris, the slash even visually seems to be coming from the left.
>>534663239
None of the humans are mute, they talk to people over the phone.

>>534663547
the fruit of knowledge is an apple...

>>534663547
Susie that's not what I meant when I told you to pick their brain

>>534663504
>None of the humans are mute, they talk to people over the phone.
What if it's a video call and they're doing sign language

>>534663413
>”Kris loses their hand” foreshadowing pays off
>now they won’t be able to do this anymore
Hm.

firsk undertl

>>534663659
Frisk’s phone was so old that it couldn’t even text and Kris yells after the Spamton fight.

>>534663662
Frick unnertall

>>534663819
Still more advanced than most humans in Deltarune.

>>534653169
>>534658036 (me)
>>534658569
okay so I realize this drawing seems to be Jongler/Zapper simply *petting* Pluey/Shadowguy, but seeing this induced a *catastrophic* neuron activation about sexually choking him. usually when I think about choking boys it’s like, violent choking with the intent to harm or kill them. but seeing Pluey here submitting, laying on his back looking happy about it, blushing about having Jongler’s hand on his neck (I guess it’s meant to be on his chest but)… yeah…

honest question
will toby allow us to befriend kris or we will be forever stuck in abusive relationship?

>>534663661
When Kris loses his hand, he will also lose us, which will put him in a state of death and transformation in front of Asgore.

Asgore, not wanting for his son to end up like Dess, does the most tragic sacrifice, he banishes his own soul to banish the dark world.

>>534663239
So it's a self-insert thing, like the yellow skin and the neutral pronouns

>>534663092
Candy
Donut with spider sprinkles
Cider with halloween-flavor I guess
Butterscotch Pie
Literally straight up snow. Could make it cotton candy I guess.
Ice Cream that has some nice words on the wooden stick
Icecream popstick that you can break in half but always breaks more than 50% off
Cinnamon Bun.
Cornflakes?
Quiche that tastes like unfettered ass, probably.
You have to wait for the flavor to kick in.
The most dry icecream you've ever eaten. Closer to a dehydrated cake if anything.
Apple
Hot Choccy
Burger
Tastes like green tea but got an umbrella on it with a lemon slice
I dunno about Starfait desu
Leg Hero I dunno either.
Potato chip
Potato chip 2.0
Salisbury steak / meatloaf
Dog Biscuit
Le plat national de la France
Candy 2.0
Peppermint (crunch)
Fancy cake
Burger
Tastes like flaming hot cheetos
Its a club sandwich.
Heart-shaped donut with either cherry or strawberry flavor / filling
The taste is boring and yet reminds you of worms, somehow.
Seed Bagel.
>Lipton Tea boiled in the microwave.
>Its actually raspberry-flavored icetea?
>Green tea with mild flavors.
>Tastes like lemongrass and cranberries.
Candy 3.0
THE HELL YOU'D CALL IT?!
Papyrus would be proud.
Tastes like a fizzy drink but no flavor.
Fried shrimp? Banana? Egg?
Hungryman TV Dinner
Banquet Meals TV Dinner
Kid Cuisine TV Dinner
All of the 3 above but it somehow tastes like the most soggy pile of garbage you've ever had. Not even Susie would eat this.
Smorgasbord
TV Dinner but the mashed potato actually tastes like potato and the steak has actual ground meat in it
One of those sweets your grandma kept telling you about that she bought from a kiosk in 1950
The rhapsotea reminds you of a fanta-sea
Tastes like freshly juiced watermelon with some mint.
Black tea left too long in the cup.

>>534663898
Still a more respectable fetish than half of the ones found in the average anon

>>534663914
I think Kris will always resent us.

Tenna's going to kiss your vagina while Spamton kisses your butthole.

>>534663914
I hope so. I still want this lil buddy in my party if we separate. Prophecy only needing just (me) or not Kris stays if he can.

>>534663962
>pewdiepie badge
My god

>>534664002
Yeah. If you’re not Kris, imagining that they are similar to you helps. And what Kris says is imagined to be partly from your own unique influence.

>>534663758
What if they flapped their hands really loudly so you could hear the sign language over the phone

Frisk is THICC

>>534663962
WHAT IS THIS SHIT AND WHY IS IT MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT AT 2 AM

>>534663898
based fellow pervert

Spamton was with Queen when he became friends with Tenna and that's just plain canon. Spamton considered Tenna a friend on the same level as Swatch and below Mike, and that's just plain canon. You're allowed to ship Spamtenna of you want to, but if you think it's actually canon, you're reading way too much into their past relationship. If anything, signs point to Spamton's ex being Queen, since they were together for a while and lived together at one point.

she did it
she's a mercedes benz too

>>534664340
What about Toby confirming Spamtenna?

>>534663969
Toby, hire this man!

>>534664437
He didn't.

i remembered that line about asriel taking catty to junior dance and i wondered if that meant junior high and this was toby roughly suggesting how old dess and asriel were when she disappeared because otherwise he'd have taken dess instead

Was FRIEND the one who hijacked Gaster's experiment?

>>534664652
Maybe, or maybe Dess took Kris.

>>534664732
No, Chara did.

>>534663914
ye i remeber seeing full video, can't find it
most of it was soul collecting little save points and healing kris with them, does anyone still have it

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>534664340
I don’t see Queen suffering mental anguish over Spamton having left her, or Spamton bitterly constantly mentioning her.

>>534664489
Toby wrote it already. I’m just stating what he given to us.

Also, Asgore’s plant is most likely the one he was talking to in chapter 4 since he knows that she, the Rook, can hear him in the light world. And this is most likely going to be the “new-mother” character in chapter 5, who is aware of how Kris’ home life is and envious about how the other lightners can walk around and talk, yet she can’t.

>>534664947
THIS

>>534664947
Queen isn't the type that would anguish over an ex-husband.
>Spamton bitterly constantly mentioning her.
He didn't bitterly constantly mention Tenna either, he only referenced Tenna once when Kris asked him about friends.
Tenna bitterly references Spamton because he jingled the keys to global stardom in front of his face then vanished. But, Spamton did want to overthrow and replace Queen, and the divorce he references in the Sweepstakes could hypothetically refer to her.

>>534664518
NTA but if you’ll allow me to be schizophrenic for a moment the fangamer plushies holding hands and noses had to have been approved by him and there’s no way he didn’t know what the fandom’s reaction would be. He also captioned a photo of the plushies holding hands with “this item is the fastest selling item” which is grammatically incorrect for two objects, unless it’s the definition of “item” that means “romantic relationship”. This could also just be Toby’s fake translated Japanese grammar. *tips tinfoil hat* that’s all I got

>>534659780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFZKW_jD6I

>>534665212
You don't even have to argue, it's obviously implied that they're a thing, and I hate spamtenna fags so I'm not even biased.

Kris slash theory is CANON btw

>>534664340
>>534664947
>>534664437
>>534664518
Maybe Spamton is smaller than the other Addisons because she’s a female Addison in disguise, making up for her small appearance and less attractive campaigns to be more like the attrauvw men around her. With the male voice being the cover up, and the higher pitch voice being the real voice or closer to it.

>>534665475
I hate that theory

>>534665372
you mean they slash them theory

>>534665212
You're welcomed to schizopost but I'm gonna disagree.
"This item is the fastest selling Fangamer item" was a direct response to "Tenna Plush is available". So he's just referring to the Tenna plush. If he was trying to sneak an ESL-esque confirmation that they were "an item" together, I think he would have said "this item are the fastest selling Fangamer items" or something like that, since the way he said it, the what you're implying simply isn't there.
You could say the picture of the dolls together was fujobait, but it's not confirmation of canon.

>>534665653
Yes. Also it just makes sense unless you think ralsei would be retarded enough to be surprised when the knight down susie(After constant rounds of attacks)

>>534665653
Who's they? Kris and the Knight slash them at the same time? There's only one slash each friend.

>>534665372
I mean with the way the slash graphic went after the knight fight, it's pretty damning evidence that Kris swoon'd Susie and Ralsei because he's in on everything. Then Ralsei saying that (You) were so brave, before then mentioning Kris by name. It's all a bit strange...

>>534665671
There were multiple solo photos of Tenna, but he still posted this image with that caption. C’mon

>>534665963
Yeah I'm not denying it's fujobait, but you're just a liar if you want to call something like that "confirmation" especially cropping out the first part of the tweet.

Designing and constructing a unique helmet design for Asgore that consists of a large middle section that is slid down between his horns and two side pieces with half-circles at the top that fold down to clasp onto the middle piece and form a singular fitted article of protective metal around his head (he has to put on a sort of balaclava in order to prevent pinching and clamped hair, major design flaw but I have my entire R&D department [myself] on the job). Initially worrying that Asgore won't get to drink his morning tea for a while because of the electric stove top being rendered temporarily unusable due to a crack, when he casually dissuades my fears by putting our kettle flat on his palm and making the water within start boiling with concentrated fire magic. Putting in surplus effort to not find myself distracted by how dreamy Asgore is as he enthusiastically regales me with tales of his most exceptional busts and chases during his long career serving the Hometown Police Station.

>Kris swooned susie and ralsei to show the devotion to the knight who gives Kris a blessing after
>ACTUALLY THE KNIGHT CAN JUST INSTANTLY DO A K.O. SLASH EVEN THOUGH THEY COULD HAVE DONE IT FROM THE START
>RALSEI WOULD BE SURPRISED ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH THE KNIGHT CAN KO YOU IN THE FIGHT ANYWAYS
>THE GAMEFILES SAY YOU'RE WRONG SO YOU"RE WRONG

>>534665926
>Then Ralsei saying that (You) were so brave, before then mentioning Kris by name. It's all a bit strange...
Ralsei is so mad. That’s hilarious.

>>534666160
sluts

>>534666160
(The tomboy wears the ribbons)

>>534666064
>Kris, you're such an asshole...
>You're lucky you're the only human...

>>534666160
>Kris wants to forcefem Susie
hawt

Mfs will see a relationship more intimate than friendship between two men where they were even planning to have a kid together and still think "yeah, just very good bros"
Wild

>>534666160
>Susie finally equips a ribbon
>she wears it like boxing tape

>>534666325
Kek she would do this

Retards, the file in the game for the slash is literally called ROARINGKNIGHT_slash or some shit. That theory is dumb anyways

>>534666293
Maybe if you cared to show that you do care for your bros, you'd feel less like a lifeless husk.
A bit of homoeroticism never hurt no damn nobody. If women aint gonna show affection to you, even in a friendly way, us niggas gotta do it ourself.
Now, lets snuggle. I'll even let you be the big spoon.

>need to beat The Knight hitless on the first try to trigger a flag and probably get a harder fight later
>get hit
>close game
>reopen
>spend three minutes reloading and getting back there
>get hit
>close game
>reopen, reload, get hit, close, repeat
This is gonna take me a while.

>>534666325
Based sooz

>>534666029
I didn’t think the first tweet was necessary, it doesn’t change my point. (It’s bait for sure but I’m hooked)

>>534666418
It’s a roaring knight slash because Kris did it for the roaring knight.

>>534666198
>>534666223

>>534666293
He was talking about you.

>>534666425
>need to beat The Knight hitless on the first try to trigger a flag and probably get a harder fight later
The fuck?Literally less than 10% of the playerbase is gonna see it if thats true

>>534666562
>Friend (proper noun)

>>534666550
Who's a pretty girl :3 (please don't smash my face)

>>534666531
This makes me so sad. Why does anyone love to hurt them.

>>534666592
That's being very generous. Most UTDR fans could barely even beat Jackenstein.

>>534666592
There's something called Youtube, anon. It's how like 50% of the playerbase will find out what the PureCrystal or TwistedSwd does.

>>534666704
The Twisted Sword does literally nothing right now, it's identical to the Ch3 BlackShard

>>534666424
If we snuggled and I were the big spoon that would be straight, but yeah you guys should start showing more love to your bros if you can, I can get behind that

>>534666424
>A bit of homoeroticism never hurt no damn nobody.
Well let's not lie, a lot of people get STDs and even die that way

1/4

>>534666760
Well when Toby actually implements it properly in later chapters, because it being made out of the PureCrystal and the ThornRing must mean -something-

Fuck kris slash theory, return to FIREGRAVE and FROSTGRAVE

i really hope that wasn't what i thought it was

>>534666807
I think anon was talking about every homoerotic and affectionate gesture that's not sex.

>>534666835
2/4

>>534666896
FireGrave sounds like if Ralsei remembered he's a Darkner based on a goat boss monster so he has plenty of powerful damaging fire spells.

>>534666550
>Susie after five days of development.

>>534666896
Eat the human

>>534666928
Well that's where it often leads isn't it?

>>534666043
The dumbest one I saw was
>RALSEI ISN'T LOOKING AT KRIS WHEN HE SAYS "HOW COULD YOU", HE IS LOOKING AT SUSIE BECAUSE HE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF HER
Like, Ralsei doesn't have to look at Kris when saying that. Why should he? And am I suppose to infer that he's talking to Susie's unconscious body?
Not to mention that Knight isn't even in the frame the moment it happens.

>>534666924
I'm 98% sure it was sloppa if it helps, but still fucked up

>>534665475
He lays eggs. First thing he does after getting the Neo body is make himself an ovipositor. He transitioned from adverstising [Hochi Mamas] to cars. Easy.

>>534666976
I was more thinking "Get hit on purpose so toriel uses fire magic and kills darkners"

>>534666807
Never said that you should take it up the rear, buddy. At least use a condom if you wanna do that.
Or use someone else's mouth.
>>534666778
Loneliness feels like an epidemic that nobody wants to talk about, and nobody really wants to think about it either, cause the "solutions" seem so simple. We live in an age where you can message some bozo from Honk Kong in less than 5 seconds, and yet, we feel lonely because we dont feel any connection to anybody.
To which, I wanna say, is partial to how everyone is afraid to ask their friends simple questions like "How're you doing?" or "Hows your day been? Slept well?"
But I'm also rambling too much.

Deltarune General? More like Mental Health Therapy Session. Isn't that right, Kris?

>>534666924
settings > privacy and security > clear browsing history > clear image cache

>>534666968
3/4

>>534666928
if you wouldn't give your bro a brojob are you really his bro
and swallow for the extra protein

>>534666924
It happened.

>>534666979
All she needed was friends, now the real Susie that was always there but buried deep rises like a phoenix (and into my heart.)

>>534666985
Get your mind out the gutter, a nice cuddle session can be just that without someone getting horny

>>534667114
It snew.

>>534667165
If men do it it's wrestling

>>534667165
what if you're like me and just get a boner from being comfy

>>534666924
What did I miss

>>534666835
>>534666968
>>534667103
>>534667236
Love the way this guy draws Susie

>>534667085
Shit, man should I really clear the image cache too?

>>534667040
Basically, Spamton is a cover up identity and she’s… a mother… she took over Queen’s mansion and became the Queen.

And she knows that Dess is like her… Wait… are Papyrus and Ralsei her unborn children. Her EGGs. Is that why they look like her and Asriel?

>>534667165
If your mind is out of the gutter then it's not homoerotic which is what he said, homoeroticism.

>>534667257
cheese pizza
maybe that crazy asshole from /v/ a few months ago is having another schizophrenic melty at undertale existing again

>>534667257
either irl or sloppa cp

>>534667351
Me in the bottom

>>534667324
just that but you're prolly okay either way, TF2 had it worse said The Sandsman

Doe cock...

Why do people call the lion waitress trans for having a mane, but not the female Holidays for having antlers? Monsters just don't follow animal rules that closely.

britbong plug man pics to serve as eye bleach

>>534667578
I think it's more that the lion monster just decided to start wearing dresses and makeup. Monsters are flexible like that.

>>534667578
Female reindeer have antlers, anon

>>534667705
Oh yeah, reindeer... I stand corrected.

thread's melting again?
thread's melting again.

time to watch a theory video and yell at them for ignoring evidence to help their narrative

>>534667343
>The jar in Asgore’s fridge references Dess’ womb.
>Papyrus’ EGG belongs in it.
>The lone egg represents the lonely prince, Ralsei.

Chapter 2
>Papyrus’s EGG is placed inside of Sans’ store, and blends in with Sans’ eggs
>In response, Susie says “did you reverse-STEAL that egg.”
>Papyrus is the EGG blending in Sans’ residence because they are both skeletons.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Papyrus and Ralsei are literally Asriel’s children.
Ralsei’s eyes are hidden because they belong to Dess.
Ralsei and Papyrus play “Don’t forget” to their mother in the Dark World. Ralsei sings, and Papyrus plays the instruments.
Ralsei is an anagram of “IS REAL”


Ahhhhhhhh…….

Ralsei and Papyrus being actual brothers is the strangest canon ever.

Did Sans say he was Papyrus’ brother because Papyrus knew he was supposed to have one?

>>534667578
Male lions having manes and female lions not having manes a very well known case of sexual dimorphism. Toby wanted it to be as obvious as possible.

>>534667909
why watch a theory video on your [trash-heap] when you can [[Communion]] with the [Anonymous] here instead?

>>534667979
New condiment on the menu!

>>534668079
I already yelled at you guys now I want to wind down to get ready to sleep by yelling at my boob tube instead

>>534667979
This is brainrot.

>>534668040
I mean lionesses can grow manes but its very rare
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/

Post commands for REAL GAMERS.

>>534668108
This is pretty hot but it's so sad how the artist revoked his juicy ass privileges

>>534668081
This soosie is too girly >:(

>>534668081
ˊ◡ ˋ

>>534668230
*Pay money to win this fight

Why did Chara do that to Noelle? Is she evil again?

This reality is insanity.

>>534655778
I think magnesium cured my charley horse but I don't feel different otherwise

>>534668236
School ran out of white chalk, she had to eat the pink chalk instead

Fish I wish

>>534668236
Anon... Susie is a GIRL.

>>534668230
.

>>534667578
It's also supposed to look like a balding man but it's just vague enough for it not to a confirmed crossdresser

>>534668442
>i get new spamelles
>i get new jevelles
what the fuck is happening

Pregnant Dess is literally the answer to many of the game’s mysteries and I hate it.

>>534668287
I love monitors so much

>>534668627
No its about Dess abortion

Pipis are an invasive species of freshwater clam. Why was the audience so disgusted by one? And where do they originally come from?

>>534668705
Miscarriage inside me

>>534666325
Adorable

>>534667585
Thanks, luv. Cheers

>>534668759
free sepsis. yum.

>>534655778
Funny seeing this since I started taking magnesium and iron supplements just some few days ago, dunno if it's doing anything at the moment though.

>>534668759
FRIEND no longer inside me

>>534668557
I wanna see him smack into a narrow doorway

>>534668557
Unfortunately for him, I will just watch it on the digital platform my shady cable provider has where they have all the TV channels for 6+ countries, have a humongous library of anime, cartoons and movies and they also upload the most popular and recent shitflix and paid platform shows

>>534666408
Of course she would, I am the mustard onions man which means I am on the same wavelength as the Susie

>>534668627
Wait…
>Tenna can’t recognize Spamton because she’s transformed heavily from Friend’s presence
>Tenna tries to defend his child from Spamton, thinking of her as a horrible monster he cannot recognize.

>Asriel will not know that the Knight is Dess, because she’s transformed heavily by Friend.
>And he will recognize Ralsei as his child… who is actually a girl.
>Sans says that if Asriel comes, maybe Papyrus will show himself. Papyrus looks like the Knight and gives you his EGG.
Papyrus knows who his daddy is… Asriel!

>The Fridge is a place to keep your food COLD. The knight has ice-themed attacks and her mother is Carol, whose touch is cold.
>And you have two eggs inside of it. One that appears as a lone, and the EGG you gotten from the forgotten man. They belong in the fridge. They belong to DESS.

chara made me sleepy FUCK YOU TINY RED CHEEKD BITCH

i'm gonna brown

>>534668705
If it was an abortion, Papyrus wouldn’t be in Sans’ house.

>>534663054
That actually would explain why he kicked my ass

WHY DID TOBY COPY OMORI. IS HE A HACK

>>534669362
you're already brown

>>534669412
Who, the chair?

>>534668910
Where's the schizo theory lobe

how do I resurrect Phillippe

>>534668959
Living as him must be pain, imagine having to walk horizontally every time you wanna get through a doorway at all