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>Wavu Wiki
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>Glicko2 rating + player search
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>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

First for my wife, Leo!

Joe Crush fucked Chanel.
And Knee watched.

Chanel sent a sexual message to Joe 4 days after getting engaged with Knee 4 days ago

If you want to fuck with the best, you got to fuck the best.

joe's brother is a regular guy who probably has a job and just has fun entering tournaments every once in a while

>>534658915 (OP)
'ka milkies

IT'S UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQ1aCOSQos

>>534662259
this game was fucking fun too. it's too bad they fucked it up with random bullshit like gems and the pandora system, idk what the fuck they were thinking

>>534661209
He's a military guy iirc seems like he's pretty well off and still good at Tekken

>>534661329
for all this talk about Asuka's titties, there's barely any good hentai comics or videos about them. what's your excuse Asukabros?

>>534658915 (OP)
>>534661329
>>534663768
Ugly neckless tranny.

my life was all just for nothing

>>534664230
>faggot has trannies on his mind despite nobody mentioning anything about one
YWNBAW

what name should I choose next bros?

>>534665892
Josh maldini

>>534665892
Runabayo:3

>>534667735
bro had more coaches than there are people in the audience

>>534667735
coaching is gay and shouldnt be allowed at all

>>534661209
He's not morbidly obese, either. Where the hell did it all go so wrong for /ourguy/ Joe?

dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

>new day
>still into men
i keep winning

>>534667735
>>534667942
Why is coaching even allowed?

i have shemale fatigue bros

i need to stop deathgripping my dick hurts

>>534667735
whoever told this nigga to switch to Azucena should be executed

Why are the arabs allowing cheating?

when I went outside and saw a cute young woman, I thought about what it feels like having my hands around her neck, how soft her skin is and hearing her pleading for her life.

I main lili btw

understandable

Just add her back at this point.

>>534674560
sexo

sunday fun day (im day drinking)

God I wish I have a Hifumi to play fighting games with (not Tekken though)

im not googling that

play Heretic with her

i just need a hug

akira hugged me this morning

Make sure to thank him

tequila/soda or red wine on a hot sunday afternoon bros?

>tequila
yeah that's fine
>soda
nah bro too much sugar = fat

>>534667735
Qudans didn't give a flying fuck.
He only wanted the spot. That was all.

tequila on a sunday is too strong and not socially acceptable nigga just have a few glasses of wine

>not socially acceptable
lol

>>534675808
in the AI era there are no social norms left faggot let him have his drink

Qudans is so based

>no turtleneck
don't think he's as based as you think

i wear turtle neck knitted t shirts like tony soprano

based on?

based on a true story

Tekken 8? more like... Tekken ate

Stop letting AI control you

Tekken eight more like... Tekken weight

Famous pics before the disaster.

>tequila
>wine
>soda

disgostang
drink a six pack and a wiskey like an actual man

>>534677830
infinite pro zoomer argument in one picture

>>534677907
beer is for low iq wiggers
whisky is disgusting

>obese
>balding
>2 jobs
>low iq hobbies like football
>grunts when sitting or standing up
beer drinker btw

based
we /drukgen/

i drink cachaça

Capcom won

https://x.com/muneeb313_/status/1954209556336177228?s=46

that shit is like squid game i love it

Why no one watched Alice in Borderlands?. It is better than squid games.

I still don't know what squid game is

everything… sucks…

Sega won

>>534679768
same unironically

men? huge fan

huge men? fan

>>534679724
I do
I wish Usagi had sex with me

I fuck with beast games

>I fuck
based leo main

huge fan? men

fan men? huge

why is /tekgen/ so comfy?

Ayo tekken has a board game now murrat out it on steam so we can have tekgen board games

took my weekly shower it feels good

>>534663768
She's the highest tagged Tekken character on R34 at least

>>534682756
awww i bet arslan just can't wait to sell her off at 13 to get railed and learn her place as a woman in the muslim world

>>534682756
imagine being a woman born in a muslim family

>>534682756
cute, I wish his family well

Jin and Lili and Feng are so lucky...

>play against someone who sucks in GoD
>he ones and dones
>check his profile
>ones and done every single game

it's so fucking sad that people like this can get the highest ranks in the game while being complete ass

>>534684492
You get a easy life where your only worries in life are house chores? Yea must be nice.

>>534684614
>cute
and funny

what will happen to birdposters once harada fixes asuka's neck??

>>534686028
once what?

>>534673883
I would keep her in my backpack to use as relief for sexual tension

>>534686028
We will have to go back to gorilla and monkey images for 'ka

>>534683007
but most of it is boring and/or ai slop, I can't think of a single good porno of Asuka. Lili on the other hand has plenty of good ones like this one
https://files.catbox.moe/uh8z0c.mp4

>>534686328
harada said he's fixing proportions for characters (which I suppose includes asuka's neck)

>>534687956
i think he just meant her tits in the bikini

>>534687956
the community was complaining about the bikinis, anon.

Whatever..
Go my Anna!

I sat here for 20 minutes having a full blown conversation with myself. I do this regularly and pretend I'm talking to someone.

>>534689720
k.

ate twice and I'm still hungry lads

>>534690175
fat fuck.

>>534685743
Why are you playing this game anon

>>534690550
idk i still enjoy it occasionally as long as I avoid ranked

>>534690550
excellent question

>>534690662
But you’re letting people’s rank stress you out enough to post about it here
Play a different game anon I promise you’ll be happier lol

>>534690754
it doesn't stress me out it's just funny

>play another game
none are as exciting as tekkino 8...

Really. Ad someone who was a regular here for over 5 years, it’s time to move on
Let this game die. Every single other game is more fun. I’m so serious.

Later loves <3

>>534690923
This but unironically.

niggas announcing their departure as if anyone even knows who they are.

What are your honest, unfiltered opinions on Tekken 8?

Mine are:
>The game is exhausting too play. Between all the flashy graphics effects, overdesigned stages, constant camera switches and zoom-ins, it's a lot of visual bloat to process and it's not as clean and easy to follow as old Tekkens.
>The cast is boring. The newcomers are boring. Lidia is boring (and annoying). Get rid of her. Where's Mokujin? Where's Roger Jr? Where's Wang? (Replaced by Mr. Serious aka Leroy Smith sigh.)
>There's nothing to grind for. Besides rank, there's nothing. Can't even show off wins or games played with a character to your opponent. Price money is irrelevant. Fight Pass is something, just sucks that they put a bunch of the good stuff in the Premium Fight Pass...
>Heat. Get rid of it.

I'm just bored.

>>534682756
Indians that submitted to Muhammadism are so cringe. Your loli can't be cute like this, Arslan.

>>534693442
The worst season 2 EVER, from any game, EVER.
Season 3 better have Lei, Kunimitsu, or Josie.

how is joe holding up?

>>534695050
Crushed by his own weight. His own ego. The mogman himself got mogged.

angry joe?

it's joever

Jo(si)e Crush

Considering the relatively huge price pool, people are probably training their asses off and are under a lot of pressure.
I dont know if knees old heart can take it.
Also kinda unrelated, but Nino and Sephiblack are sponsored by Pajeets lol.

>>534695107
joe biden

>>534695617
nino is a chonk

>>534695592
muscles don't fit lili

>>534685414
Only AI bros can save us with Tekken porn these days..

>>534695592
unironically better if it was Nina, Maven or ligma

I exposed myself

Capcom Won

they're making like 20x Tekken 8 revenue just by showing Chun Li using the same bikini as me

crapcom is a broke ass bum company btw don't let shills fool you

I'm Capcom CEO

i'm a twitch mod

Murray and Harada can do nothing but watch as their stupid game drifts into obscurity and so they frankenstein the game as hard as possible while monetizing the absolute shit out of it and making it an absolute piece of shit to play because negative headlines are still headlines.

I'm a 4chan incel

I'm a fucking loser kill me

monetizing the absolute shit out of 0

Well they tried

seeing this series deteriorate over the last 10 years is so painful
every update chipping away at the game's soul, like the devs do it on purpose

*is fucking hilarious, since the devs clearly hate the franchise more than their lives

capcom raised the salary of everyone in the company and at the same time bandai silently fired 100's of people

bamco saw how sf6 was worse than sf5 but also more popular and thought they could do the same thing with t8

it would be hilarious if i didnt enjoy this series so much
Tekken 8 is so awful I haven't even played it in over 3 months

they were actually waiting for Capcom to fuck it up again lmao, you're beyond delusional if you think otherwise

17ers be like I'm the biggest tekken fan there is they don't make em like they used to!

>tekken ruined gm life
>tekken ruined joe life
>tekken literally killed dustiel
>tekken got harada hated
>tekken gave visibility to the wrong people (murray)
stay tuned for more

any new e-whore drama? kekken 8 isn't worth talking about

>>534699139
still surprises me how there's fanboys like you willing to suck hmn's cocks to this day and blame everything on your 17er boogeyman.

>whole game goes to shit
we don't care - harada
>new dlc has a bad face
we'll fix it right away - harada

>>534699587
"fix"

tekken ruined my boke

>gm
came up with random nonsense to get youtube views. he's a retard that was always gonna peak at 7/11
>joecrush
Ate himself to morbid obesity and shacked up with a known mentally ill whore. Stepped out of line and got left
>dustiel
killed himself for being a pessimistic, angry all the time incel
>harada
he's not even hated
>murray
he's a translator third worlders attack for no reason

>>534699852
Still can't believe how hard they ruined Anna.

>>534699351
>tekken literally killed dustiel
Huh? What happened?

>>534699923
>he's not even hated
He considered leaving twitter because people wouldn't stop flinging shit at him. He proceeded to not learn his lesson and continue arguing with people there and being passive aggressive. Also when S2 came out people were full on hating him (and the others) for ruining the game, especially on steam reviews.

The Victrix Pro BFG Reloaded is the new blast haver.

>>534699923
>killed himself
But he died from a seizure?

I don't consider third worlders spamming him with
>saar game is shit u no buff zafina but paul too strong need patch I hate u die
as hated, those people aren't human.

>dustiel plays the dumbest character to ever exist in tekken 7 with 12f safe ch launch mid and a counter everything stance because why not
>acts smug as shit
>people get basic fuck your parry tools in t8
>dustiel dies
LOL he was always a piece of shit retard with extremely low iq.
Justice

>>534700852
>he's not even hated
>okay maybe he is but uhhh...look, every single person who complains is a third worlder, trust me
What a pathetic bootlicker.

>>534700831
Do you think those ham planets that eat inconceivable amounts every day are not killing themselves?

SAAR THE CORPORATION IS EVIL SAAR MARX WITH RIGHT SAAR

T8 is a third world game tho

>>534699923
Gm just handled his tekken opportunity poorly. Dude disappeared from tournaments as soon as this series started to gain some mainstream appeal in t7.

>>534700974
kek

>>534700416
got a seizure and died (due to stress)

>>534701341
it should've been Atif's time

>>534700974
what are you implying to Jin players?

How many times was Shadow a single win away from qualifying for EWC? 2 chances in the LCQ, got second to KRJ when he qualified, when else?

>>534703326
>someone was so proud of this that they've reposted it like 30 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdiCG_i6M3Y
arab vs pakistan is up habibi

aint no one wanna see the saudis get stomped blud

odds of raef jobbing?

>the enduring feud between Bae "Knee" Jae-min, the revered "God of Tekken," and Kim "Kkokkoma" Mu-jong, a prodigious talent whose career has been defined as much by his controversies as by his victories. Their conflict, which began over a seemingly minor breach of cultural etiquette, spiraled into a public spectacle involving leaked private messages, community-wide debates, and an unprecedented defamation lawsuit.

kkokkoma was wrong for the defamation lawsuit, my opinion of him has plummeted

>>534700416
He literally died while playing the game...
He always repeated that... "play the game, play the game"
And he died...

>>534685476
is this modded?

>>534699852
You could have told me fahk will be the most based dlc to come out for tekken 8 back in t7 and i would have told you to kys and laugh at you

anna top 1

>>534699852
Clive as guest character is hilarious... Like way more people know about Tekken than FF16....

blud said im bae jae

>Indians celebrating when saudis win
>Pakistanis spamming chat with rocket emojis
Why are they like this

>>534705854
>based
based on what?

>>534705854
Facklam is so fricken based because TMM and Reddit told me he's weak

Reddit thought nina vs Anna evo was awful but thinks King vs AK finals would be hype

>>534707560
I think most people would agree except trannies and faggots.

Does Hwoarang get automatic bluesparks when he's in heat? Or is this Reda guy just way better than other Hwo players?

Reda is like the 2nd best player in Saudi Arabia

BASED Harada forcing pakis to play ANNA (literal homosexual mind virus character)

>>534707812
Clone finals are boring
Mishima finals would be bad
Jun vs Asuka would be bad
Kuma vs panda would be bad

>>534708169
you think Arabs don't love people like Anna, Juri, I-No?

tekken is
>men

hwoarang looks really cool to me + I suck at the matchup even after 4 years of playing tekken now but he looks really intimidating and hard to learn

>>534705595
why no one talked about this beed in /tekgen/???????

>>534699852
I hope that season 3 is an improvement over the previous 2 seasons

>>534708262
Kumapanda would suck but the others aren't so bad. It's just that Nina/Anna are complete anti hype and the set started as an Anna mirror. Df12 into snooze the whole time

>>534708169
You do know Alisa, Lili, Anna, Xiaoyu, Asuka are the most played characters in Pakistan?

>>534708574
wtf is a beed

>>534708650
>>534708323
where are the stats

wait what if the saudis win against pakistan?

>>534708574
apparently there's a korean tekken 4chan and it's a lot more toxic than this one. It's where lowhigh crashed out with the whole cyberbullying debacle

>>534708650
Same is true of tekgen

>>534708650
I've only seen a single Paki play Lili. Not very interested in a jeet scene thougheverbeit

dustiel is dead for real? RIP
did he fuhito himself?

I will miss his leroy commentary. hopefully he's in a better place

dustiel's idea of heaven is playing tekken tag 50 which was made a super intelligent AGI with over a thousand characters and meticulously labbing all of them

>>534709153
Seizure (likely Clive phoenix gate induced)

Why did Nakatsu do it bros

I miss Tekken 7

>>534709153
It's not a joke. He literally died while playing Temu 8. He wasn't streaming though. Autistic Finn player. One of the best Leroys in EU, a White (Asian) man. Also a Runescape player. His fate was decided.

HMN have blood on their hands and there will be consequences

Add his ghost to the lobby and if you beat it you unlock his face on a tshirt as a customization item

I'm a fucking loser

we know jin

Rest In Peace to all the homies that have lost their lives playing Tekken 8

>heihachi is awful
>gets sexy wife
>kazuya is awful
>gets sexy asian gf that let's him finish in her raw on the first date
>Jin is awful and maybe gay
>gets sexy asian gf

what about lars

Lars and Alisa are somehow the only healthy tekken relationship

>>534708943
Would elaborate more?
Even it is just a little?

>>534710561
I always thought he was from UK

>>534711701
>Yoon "LowHigh" Sun-woong, EVO champion and top Tekken player, faced a steep fall after two back-to-back scandals revealing the scene’s toxic politics and cyberbullying. The first involved personal drama with Tekken streamer/cosplayer "Aqueen" (aka "Chul Seng"), who had a boyfriend. LowHigh, interested in her, confided in "Seya" (girlfriend of pro player Meo-IL) about private matters, then shared sensitive details with Aqueen.

>Later, an anonymous party began a months-long harassment campaign against Seya and Meo-IL on DCInside, doxxing and spreading rumors. Many believe the harasser was Aqueen or someone she knew, using info LowHigh had provided. LowHigh was accused of doing nothing to help Seya, telling her to ignore it and even suggesting rumors would stop if Meo-IL played better and gained fame.

>During this, a second scandal hit: LowHigh allegedly tried to organize a boycott of the "Midnight Snack" tournament run by streamer "Daddyking," whom he had mentored. The suspected motive was jealousy, as Daddyking’s event had moved from AfreecaTV to Twitch, possibly drawing viewers from LowHigh.

>Under heavy backlash, LowHigh streamed a confession, admitting to sabotaging Daddyking’s tournament and apologizing for hurting Seya and Meo-IL. He announced an indefinite break from streaming and competing to self-reflect, a move seen as necessary in Korea’s intense cancel culture.

ARSLAN TRASH STATUS?

Jin is so strong...

>>534712451
0-2
Nina is weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9gmhni1h2c
new kinoslop dropped

Arslan MASH status? Dustiel'd

marie rose guest for s3

>>534712941
tekken 8 analogue horror would go hard

Arslan SUCKS

>>534712970
He's lucky to win vs Atif
>>534713018
just post the porn buddy

>>534712338
this is her btw

>>534712941
>devil jin player
>lili in the main menu
...

>>534713178
King won't be touched for a while, the world's foremost King expert is on the sidelines

disco elysium was mid, another game ruined by casino mechanics

>>534708531
just d34 into d34 into mid

>>534712941
damn, did /tekgen/ make this video?

me when heat engager into heat dash into counter-hit into 20 second amv into 20 second rage art

>>534713245
from the image provided I can understand why he did it, although the methodology was pretty retarded

>>534707812
you're GAY

>>534713245
Why are Kunimitsufags like this?

>>534712338
Much appreciated, man.

>>534713505
>a bluey devil jin talking shit about how casino the game is
yup it's tekgen

>>534713245
She cute.
She deserves a fight between men for her attention.
Just like we did in the good old days.

>>534714751
he's right though, that's why knee lost to some literal who.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LEROY DAMAGE?H AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCIGN DUSTIEL IS RETARDED THIS NIGGA DOWNPLAYED LEROY IN T8??????

>>534705713
Please say this is not a joke.
Oh god lol.

Trying hard mode throw break training and none of Dragunov's tackle and 1+2 work, kek. This is so bad.

>>534715203
bwo...

>>534712338
So all of that to say that Lowhigh is a cuck and a coward? A bad friend? An incel? He didn't even get the girl? He canceled himself?
Not my Steve player. Steve players drown in pussy!

if only D8 guaranteed seizures

>>534709506
kekekek

>>534715416
steve players RAPE the pussy

i've never heard anyone talk about Nin

>Park "Nin" Hyun-kyu is one of the scene's most polarizing and notorious figures, a veteran from the arcade era whose legacy is steeped in allegations of bullying, financial misconduct, and manipulation. Described by community members as a "narcissist" who once held a virtual monopoly over the Korean tournament scene, his influence has cast a long and dark shadow.

>His most infamous controversy is the "Ninmulsaem Incident" (닌물샘 사건), a term that refers to his physical assault of Qudans. The story, corroborated by multiple community accounts, alleges that Nin attacked Qudans at the Green Arcade after Qudans had criticized him on a public forum. The assault was severe enough to tear Qudans's tear duct, requiring surgery. This event is considered Nin's "greatest dark history" and is a topic he reportedly bans from his broadcast channels.

>Beyond physical violence, Nin has faced persistent allegations of financial misconduct dating back to the Tekken 5 and Tekken 6 eras. Multiple players have accused him of withholding or embezzling sponsorship funds and prize money intended for Korean players competing in overseas tournaments. He has also been accused of manipulating tournament brackets to favor players with "name value" and of using his influence to bully other players at the arcade. His role as the instigator in Kkokkoma's lawsuit against Knee is seen as another example of his manipulative behavior, using a younger player to settle his own score. While his direct power has reportedly waned with the rise of individual player sponsorships and new tournament organizers like AfreecaTV, his controversial history remains a defining part of the scene's lore.

>>534715203
He paid the ultimate price
Dont downplay your broken piece of shit character
Hope you learned your lesson

>>534715794
Kino.
Because all schizos got me2ed out of le fgc it has become a boring cringe faggot fiesta where everyones getting milked.
Meh fuck you losers.

maybe its a good thing tekken schizos are confined within this thread, you just dangle the same shitposts in their faces for months and they stay out of trouble

>>534715684
You're god damn right we do, but with consent!

>>534716393
what is blud yappin

We made tekken

>>534715794
Sounds pretty bad but then you remember the "physical assault" is from tiny Korean men.

>>534695592
>thick thighs
great
>roided
not great

why does arisa have a spike combo

>go into qm
>win a trillion games in a row
>go into ranked
>get raped
>go into qm
>win a trillion games in a row
>go into ranked
>get raped

it's all so tiresome, I just want high quality games

dawood just keeps throwing that's crazy

ALLAH AKBAR TEKKEN 8 SHAMAN

>>534717467
Learn to beat the niggas beating you in ranked noob

>>534717692
that's what I'm trying to do by playing qm
>played tekken 8 s2 ranked
no thanks, I don't want to end up like dustiel

nigga, heil Jintler

>>534717976
Jin said he was sorry

>>534717824
Learn through losses

soime nigga had thi custo yesterday and i thought look goo but this image doesnt do it jastis

We.. must.. keep..... Lili.... naked........
*dies*

>>534717467
bwo just enjoys getting stepped on by lili, it usually not the case in ranked

>>534718874
wtf is this ugly ass mmorpg character.

I was wondering i am living like I am in house arrest unironically for the last 16 years but I can't get a job or one at my level at least (was born to wealthy family but have no qualifications at 36 so I can't go work at a gas station for example as it would shame myself and my family) so I was thinking maybe I can just "go outside" for no reason whatsoever. Maybe go walk in random malls or whatever at 4pm.

>>534718219
korea > saudi > pakistan > korea

asiakken 8

Doujin idea:
King gets brutally buck broken by Armor King and becomes sissy little bitch (like his playerbase)

>>534713018
Never played DOA but this girl is in my top 5 most fapped

Look at the screen Michael.
It kills people Michael.

>>534713534
Shami is rightfully angry because the game is fucking dogshit.
Zooming through stages in 5dr was the shit.
The biggest combos where shit like crippler into punch into cheap shot hunting hawk.
Then you lose and pick a new character followed by a 1 second loading screen into more zooming through stages with sick big beat electro music.

>>534713534
this anime girl looks like she's spouting racial epithets.

went down on a landwhale and i liked it

who do i watch while eat breakfast speedkicks or blackheart69

>>534721786
neither, watch the entire yugioh anime instead.

>gayshart96 vs sneedkicks
nigga tune in on goatsan ash stream for some real Tekkino

>ai pretending to not know what an "indian head wobble" is when ai literally stands for "actually indian"
fucking hate ai now.

mai gwaif made to an indian DDDDD:
its okay but its different

>>534722491
come again?

>>534712338
People always made it sound like LowHigh killed someone, but the first """scandal""" is fucking nothing (he even gave good advice to just ignore it) and the second """scandal""" is literally just him being a bit of a dick to someone he knows.

>>534713534
>counter hit after heat dash
you're the one mashing on -5 niggeh

this game so guerilla the odds of someone doing a launcher after your heat dash is like 40%

I press when I get hit by a heat engage and get a launch 50% of the time who am i

>>534724104
asska

>>534724315
Correct!

>>534724412
haha i know from experience (on the receiving end)

>>534724412
why would she dress up like this?

All the Tekken players are moving over from ChatGPT to GabAI.

reminder joecrush was a mere breathe away from qualifying for ewc. imagine the pure kino if he sent that tweet and then showed up to ewc immediately after.

imagine if joecrush put that whore in her place mashallah

>>534724412
Love Asuka forever!

>>534725172
did it think for a reaosn before saying it or was it instant

I'm sick every day

so now he can't play tekken for money because he wanted some suck?

>>534725954
It was instant. I know the lowercase n looks kind of sussy but it was instant.

So this was actual gameplay. Tekken is cooked.

>>534727242
4 million maskus just came because she's non-anime

I want to have mixed race babies with asuka and play with her lactating boobs 7 months into the pregnancy

>no i dont like anime
>yes I like the series where guys with spikes hair electric hands and devil transformations throw each other into volcanos and summon demons while a bunch of schoolgirls jump around in the background
okay bud

can jeonding knockout arslan for a second year in a row?

>>534728556
>qasim
>tekken master
Arslan is guaranteed to make it out of pools even if he loses to jeondding

im condemned to live on the fringe of society

KingReyJr could do something unexpected here

>>534713245
weird looking ho

when EWC is it wed nes day

>>534729610
Two monkey bokes in there. Poor Lowhigh.

I miss her bros
tekken changed when she left

>>534729961
Who is this bug?

I have never felt the warmth of a woman

>>534730434
I did but it was short lived. and then she left me

I exposed myself

>>534730338
can you pose characters or is this just some move?

failure was always an option

>>534729610
aye bruh where you get this where the others

>>534731280
yagami x

>>534730958
just some move

>>534730064
she moggs everyone you know

>>534731407
Kirakira with Knee
Yeah Knee wants his revenge most likely. Tee-hee.

>>534731407
why is bilal sponsored by wolverhampton FC? bluds won

>>534731569
Kkokkoma and Knee are mortal enemies, that one will be interesting

>What might have remained a private grievance erupted into a full-blown public scandal when Knee took the extraordinary step of uploading his private Direct Messages (DMs) with Kkokkoma to the public. This act single-handedly transformed their personal animosity into a community-wide spectacle, forcing players and fans to take sides. While Knee initiated this public escalation, Kkokkoma added fuel to the fire through his own actions. In a move of apparent self-sabotage, Kkokkoma himself uploaded screenshots of a KakaoTalk conversation in which he made disparaging remarks about Knee. The conversation included the damning phrase, "Putting aside the fact that I don't like him as a person," which removed all ambiguity about the nature of their relationship and confirmed the deep-seated animosity. The feud was no longer a matter of rumor or interpretation; it was a confirmed, public war of words.

>>534731843
They have an eSports division

>>534731407
>qudans gets one of the weakest groups
old blud might actually make some money
>numan for winning gets one of the hardest
congrats

Nah kkokkoma literally never won vs knee after that lawsuit event. He lost just this evo 2-0 to knee.

Bigga niggas like Bob need to return.

>>534732297
I wonder if he will throw a tantrum this time, a baby tantrum if you will

>Kkokkoma became notorious for "rage-quitting" official matches in the AfreecaTV Tekken League (ATL), particularly after losing to Knee. This behavior, where he would disconnect from the game lobby immediately after a loss, was captured on stream and was likened to the ultimate sign of disrespect in online gaming. His actions eventually prompted a direct warning from ATL organizers and a change in tournament rules requiring players to remain in the lobby for a set time after a match concludes.

The smellier and poorer country team won... How surprising.

>>534732614
thirdworldkken 8

>>534694039
I think Dizzy was pretty cool.

I like smelling my kaka

>>534727242
>50/50 mixups
>Strike/Throw mixups
>8-hit+ combos
>Moves so fast you have to preemptively react to them
Why would I want to play a Tekken 8 reskin?

>>534733052
>8-hit+ combos
not in vf6, and the shit you mentioned is in every fighting game.

saudis are cringe

>>534733351
okay sega shill.

>>534733351
>not in vf6
Come on anon, you know gameplay demos go - flash over optimal play.

pakistan's victory is a prelude of what is to come

This is the most hype realistic lineup. In no particular order
>Lucky Chloe (with a hip-hop design that resembles her concept art)
>Kuni (overhauled to resemble her mother more, less Noctis/Victor DNA)
>Baek (with more realistic taekwondo wanking to throw the loyal gooks a bone)
>Lei

ain't no one getting hyped for a tekken character lil bro

dlc 9 - king von

>>534728306
I remember that one time he sperged out about Smash being for children while playing the fighting game with the most chuuni aesthetics.

>arslan lost to washed raef
arslan jobs so hard when the stakes arent high

king is cooler than armor king
king is more relevant than armor king
king will always be base roster
FUCK ARMOR KING

>>534688075
actually asuka and jun are getting nerfed to match their tits in past games, it is written.

>>534735616
why dont the characters on hp change?

>>534734306
I miss him i still bump crazy story

if only fighting games embraced rollback during the 360/ps3 generation.... things would have been so different

>>534735758
it's a tag throw and they are tagging into kuni

Tag throw Asuka and Lili where one of them sits on my face and one sits on my penis

>>534731407
how the fuck is kirakira tibetano eye musician in there, well tibetano won one major but aside from that i dont know the rest specially

Thoughts on reinstalling Tekken one day after uninstalling?

>>534736508
Talking about Ling.
A blue Ling just raped me.

this is the most hype realistic lineup. In no particular order
>harada has a stroke and it inspires him to remake 5DR and tag 2 with modern netcode
>murray is evicted from japan
>ikeda's yakuza roots catch up with him and he's murdered in cold blood in a damp alleyway

can't believe vf6 will have kiryu in it.

will jin finally have sex with xiaoyu after the events of tekken 8?

>>534736958
Couldn't care less about Tekken's """story""" honestly.

when waifufags hear about non lesbian shipping they feel uncomfortable as they somewhat identify as their characters at least a little

>>534736676
How about I catch you instead.

FagHeart69 has the charisma needed to make it big in the streaming scene.

I feel like I got myself mentally stuck with Reina. Should I switch to Jun for awhile, or is it a bad idea?
t. Ruler rank

>>534737815
once you go jun you don't go back

>>534736958
>Nina's tits just randomly in the way

>>534737220
most popular ships are heterosexual wdym.

>>534737220
No it's because I want to have sex with Lili instead

>>534738569
but theyre not made by the people who play the characters. a lili player feels gay when she's shipped with jin for example.

>>534737815
Go,
We need more Jun players.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQbcGNs9kg

we know you're mentally stuck reinabro

phidx is always self conscious about his character choices because of his strict asian upbringing putting his actions into question 24/7

im watching smash ultimate

this guy is the essence of fighting games

https://www.twitch.tv/zangvsop

why? from the ghettoized anime culture, to the racial ambiguity, to the oldschool aesthetic

>>534739418
Cringe.

>>534739484
my (somewhat holier than thou, arrogant) analysis or him? it's not supposed to be a negative analysis, it just came out that way. more like an attempt at an objective characterization of the essence of fighting games.

I get insanely horny when Anna shows off her pits ngl

im destroying the general

im a fucking loser kill me

>>534741282
still not doing it as hard as hmn did

"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this." - JoeCrush

meet me at hidden forbidden holy ground

Joe Crush needs to take some time off of social media, get some sex therapy

Everyone hates me and wants me dead

I am le tired

I'm frustrated.

I can't get sexually aroused anymore

If tekken had touhou tier doujin artists we'd already have doujins with heat mechanics. Imagine a girl realizing the boy is using his "heat dash" when he starts stroking her super fast

man shut the fuck up

I viewed ladyman sex tapes today

>>534744579
these megaman bosses are starting to get weird

why does vergil say "shcum"

i miss her

>>534739418
This guy one and doned me multiple times

>>534745258
imagine looking like this

>>534745258
>>534745439
ineedujosie

>>534745527
i need unreal engine 5 josie i miss her so much

sorry i saw josie on my screen and had to go jack off for 15 minutes

i bought a conditioner for oily hair when i have dry hair and i bought a condition with green packaging that i dont trust and my sister said i needed a """"leave in conditioner"""" which i suppose so i didn't think about it in depth

which one is the superior wallpaper. i think left makes it look as if im too much of a degenerate.

>>534747849
who the FUCK are those anime girls on left

>>534748181
i have no idea it was a random wallpaper from a game i think it was a platform game

chad the third displayed god like mind game abilities getting a 13 game winstreak with kazuya with no electrics or wavedash or even without any combos. i think that guy's secretly at the level of fergus or high level pro players like that but doesn't play ranked.

>>534748591
that's right most average people NEED to develop and optimize Kazuya to play him past Tekken King level. Like for example someone like Miirio (GoD full time streamer) was hardstuck Emperor with Kazuya for months. The character's mad hard.

>>534748774
Maybe it requires a specific type of person to play them or it tests a specific set of skills. I wonder if those skills (say, the ability to mix up people correctly) are more rare than other skills (say, the aiblity to flowchart effectively or play around stances or poking)

In that sense Kazuya would be hard in terms of requiring rare skills that not everyone has. Furthermore, if those skills allow a disproportionate amount of winrate increase on other characters (for example if they can take you really far even if you're bad at other aspects of tekken) it could be said they are universally good at tekken by simply having those skills. In the same way that in a hypothetical universe having a reaction speed capable of ducking i15 lows would make you universally good at tekken even if all your other skills suck.

If kazuya had a launching extension from df1 like tag 2 then I'd probably be fine on him

>>534749028
I like the way that difficulty can be characterized in terms of its rarity. That's always something that struck me. For example, modeling is hard because not many people have the looks to do it, but not because it takes time to acquire those looks. In a similar vein being good at mixups could be a type of difficulty that is rarity based rather than time consumption based. But I don't think that's quite the case. It is very rare that someone is good at mixups but bad at every other aspect of Tekken. I think these are concurrent linear growth skills that typically grow together. I believe the opposite is firmly within the territory of scrub quotes.

>compliment a woman
"fuck off you weirdo"
>compliment a man
"thanks dude, I needed that"

>>534749345
Fair enough.
>>534749285
launching or CH launching?

I didn't realize Heera Malik was investigated by Interpol for scamming

>>534732742
He didn't call strive's season 2 or 3 bad just that Tekken's was awful. Which is true.

ah I guess he just met a woman with ill intentions

>>534750097
I don't believe any foreign woman that isn't a third worlder would date a short autistic paki that is obsessed with a video game and I don't think his religion allows dating anyway

after going to the supermarket and buying 3 shampoos my mental state became one of pure cringe. to cope with the pure cringe of my mind i decided to reinstall tekken. i hope this feeling subsides soon.

>>534750448
took me 4 shampoos to get over it, but it might be cause i'm bald i guess

Why would you give your passwords and shit to anyone, especially a foreigner? Brownoids would drown in their own feces for a crumb of epuss

>>534750384
she was a scammer m8

i wish anna drowned in my feces

Josie was the first tekken character I learned to play
I main Asuka now

Duke Nukem would've been a better guest than Clive.

I wonder if kazuya is best learned sweating, swearing and hyperfocused. Or relaxed not caring about whether you win or lose

I'm up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9RWjmDKnt0

kaz has no installs so he is a tekken 7 character at best

Asuka has no stances and is a top 5 character

shiro combo was the best thing to happen to steve and im tired of pretending otherwise

i think getting to like 270k prowess makes it so i fight GoD alts

you're 1 rank away but still afraid to fight them?

my only hope is that Arslan doesn't win the EWC, that would be the worst thing to happen

I hope Arslan wins just to piss you off

yesterday I said Bryan Top 1 and today I say Bryan Top 1

i will pray to god that arslan loses, we know that he is praying to muslim god, we shall see which god is stronger

>>534755138
I'll be praying to god that arslan wins then.

when you do a toe kick as kazuya you're betting on your entire life

when you do a keepout jab you're gonna get counterhit by a 20 frame high

Capcom Won

Asuka is canonically stronger than Lili
Lili won rhe Europe block of the tekken 8 which makes her the strongest woman in Europe and likely one of the top 10 strongest people in the world
This means by transitive property Asuka is also one of the top 10 strongest people in the world
To add to this Asuka and Lili work together to 1shot Jack-8 who was bodying Alisa, a robot that exists solely to murder people with chainsaws and bombs

Add in that Asuka has Kazama powers and Lili had Lee money and that both of them fight like retards (Half of asukas moveset is her throwing random anime punches and Lili is self-taught) there's a case to be made that these two could be the strongest characters in tekken, over Devil and Azazel and Ogre and Jinpachi. The only thing stopping them is neither of them give any real effort to stopping the ongoing world war

>>534734056
Season 3 DLC is going to be: Lei, Roger/Alex, Fat Bob or Julia, & some new character.

Asuka and Lili are the gag characters
They're literally the ojou-sama and the tomboy gag combo you saw in every single fucking high school anime during the 80-90s

asuka can suck my cannon

>>534759708
>Asuka and Lili are the gag characters
you mean kuma and panda.

>>534759801
they're the slapstick characters
different thing

>>534759878
oh shut the fuck up
what comedy synonym are you gonna come up for the mokujins then?

Theyre the tomboy and ojou-sama characters yes but with power scaling they're also teenage girls that happen to be near-diety level beings

numpad 0 key causes plugs online

>>534760195
>typical modern goonsumer is afraid of words
that's why everything sucks now and everyone is afraid to make actual shit that isn't bland unga bunga jerkoff simulators with no depth or thought

like wow who would have thought that things have classifications and games/stories/etcetera aren't just made by feelings?

Mokujins are the fool archetype btw

>>534760912
I would have said the joker archetype, as in it's a character for all things but mostly chaotic and silly, but bokes are probably going to assume joker from batman is meant by that

Tekken 9 story should SF6 style. You create a character thats a recruit into the tekken force or rebellion and learn from someone like Jin or Lars. You're sent on missions and run into new Tekken masters who teach you new moves and strings which you can assign to directions + starting button inputs. As the story unfolds you get dragged into the Mishima bloodline and learn that your custom is actually one of heihachis children. The game can end with a tag match where your CaC + Jin/Kazuya (pick your partner) take on Devil Reina + Heihachi

tekken 9 story shouldn't exist

People like us shouldn't exist in this world.

>there are people that actually like sf6's world tour slop
wtf

Shut up bitch

>>534761670
kys murray.

t9 is just going to be unironical coin flipping where whoever wins the coin flip gets to watch a cutscene of their character winning

yell "I DUCKKEEEDDD!!!!" at the top of my lungs
>look at the screen and i actually ducked
launch him
>NICE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>534761995
thats pretty much shitkken 8 already

kazuya gaming is pure furiosity and insanity

>4 AM
>still have to wait in a queue to play battlefield
bruh

>>534762784
that was the joke bud

matter of fact, it's all dark.

>>534762887
>sf6
>vf6
>bf6
I'm noticing a pattern bros...

It's up
https://youtu.be/6x8gRx6pIdg

tekken 6 da goat

>>534763736
tokon 8 killers

i hit level 20 in battlemid 6 and i was bored for most of it

>>534761995
This is what Tekken 9 will look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSUqEhX3I

>>534765461
yes
unironically

if they could turn games into actual slot machines they would because that's billions in profit you're looking at

woke up thought about how I exposed myself and now I want to kill myself

Lili ryona

When I'm playing Kazuya what am I supposed to do when a King player decides to whiff ws2 over and over again from range 2? I can't react fast enough to electric. And I can't wave dash in because they'll counterhit me with something else. Do I just give up my turn?

Calm down Jin

>>534767049
bro your demon paw?

>>534767208
my reaction times not fast enough

this is genuinely an impossible character

when i play ling im just mashing and punishing

with this shit im supposed to feel what the opponent is feeling

im not an empath i cant play this

Kazuya exists so that people in ranked can get free wins for ducking and spamming

>>534733736
that sounds much better than a Kekken8% shill desu...

>>534733052
at least you don't have to wait 40sec for a single combo to land, I guess.

>>534767649
where do you live? EU?

>>534761995
make that a cutscene of Lili or Kuni stripping, and I'm all in.

why stripping?

>>534770214
L.A.S

i never clicked any of your links

tekken 8 needed a battle pass
tekken 8 needed a miiverse lounge
tekken 8 needed a premium currency cash shop
tekken 8 needed clive from final fantasy 16
tekken 8 needed the strand of hair that sticks up on girl characters who are meant to be visually identifiable as foolish or carefree
tekken 8 needed ball

Taimanin asagi as guest dlc

im developing tools to deconstruct the opponents psyche when playing kazuya. like grouping their tendencies into patterns. but i havent developed many theories. im kinda low iq.

I'm starting to believe the only strong moves Azucena has are wr1 and lib 2

I'm start to shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga

>>534779876
Lib down tree

>>534776245
It's insane how this was released in 1987.
But Sonic Youth is still the best rock band ever.

switched to kazuya and defense went up to 92 from 85

what was the other stat site ewgf.gg wank.wavu and was there another

kekken.com

most tekken king players cant punish hellsweep (or punish it properly for example a paul player was punishing with i13) an asuka just punished it with heat burst

>>534729610
You mean other than be a retarded ugly nigger? Highly unlikely.

I can't deal with playing team games anymore

>>534783124
>>534783174
These websites never work right. Kekken is even worse, it's always down.

Why is hwo allowed to have a plus on block homing power crush that chips for 10 damage with guaranteed follow up for something like 45 damage when in recovers almost instantly? Feel like moves like this are way too overloaded with properties for what? Coming out of a stance that you can transition to instantly from neutral anyway and being a high?

>>534762784
The Dustiel killer

>>534745258
Who the fuck is that guy?

imagine these demihuman creatures being the face of your game
kekken will never be on top until the paki menace is addressed

Atif is white tho

>>534731407
>europe representatives
>tibetano and kirakira
Ahahaha we are so shit. Not even tetsu with full sponsor and his ultra broken dogshit character made it.
Absolute laughingstock.

Malaysia will dominate Tekken 10 in 2035 when Arslan is 40

>>534785695
don't tell 24er-kun what it did in 7

>>534785943
He's still so pissed after getting his ass handed to him in the mirror match huh.

>>534785943
I really hope Knee makes the next stage and Arslan drowns. I need a good screenshot

>>534786397
>europe representatives
None of them are European.
Then again, who really plays Tekken seriously outside of blue ranks for a few laughs, and is White.
(Fergus is Irish, and Super Akouma is muslim, so...)

>>534787096
>>534787145
gookfags

>>534786397
I get mosin shooter crying now, imagine having to watch someone like fattyfatty making it over you i really do feel bad for him
How in the ever living fuck did fattyfatty even manage to slime his way in there?

What do I do as Kazuya against a King who dickjabs after my df1,2 on block? I can't sidestep because dickjabs track both ways. I think I can low parry but sometimes their extended dickjab will whiff so my low parry will whiff but the mid part will hit me. I can't delayed hopkick because the dickjab mid part will float the jumping animation.

I can uf3 but getting such a hard read for 20 damage is kinda shit. May as well punish for 18 damage if he does the extended dickjab. Is this how I have to consider every single little facetious situation of some noobie Tekken King King player mashing on defense some random crap I have to break it down to a quantum level like this but with every move inn the game to play this character?

remember when shadow tried to ruin shinblade's life for the honor of a literal prostitute? what ever happened to that?

how the fuck is people not ducking and launching your df1,2

>>534788641
theyre fucking tekken king

they dont play anything

they're basically s1 fujin or worse

>>534788641
>>534788681
This is what you think is good, but at the highest level of play, no one do this anymore. Why? Because it's not worth it. Kaz can do df1, df1df2 mix etc.

yeah but most people do that shit in the wall where it would wallsplat
in the open especially when kazuya hasn't popped his heat it might be a good idea to duck just to see what he does

I got someone that was t7s4 green to play for about a week and he's Fujin

>>534788243
>What do I do as Kazuya against a King who dickjabs after my df1,2 on block?
backdash and whiff punish?

>>534787236
You do understand what representative means right?
Also
>super akouma
lol. remember all the guys saying he isnt carried and is literally a tekken god?
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
>>534787820
Liquidpedia says he qualified by Evo 2025 along with 3 others, but he only made place 13-16th. Maybe everyone above him was already qualified?
I have no idea man.

>>534789153
you cant i actually wasted my time to test this scrubs reaction

the only options are wait it out and punish and uf3 to crush it. it's the jab with the mid extension that is -11. it tracks both ways and whiffs at that range.

>dickjabs track both ways
What? Since when?

if you haven't uninstalled yet
what the fuck are yuo doing?

fucking your mom

>>534789459
in most characters they track both ways at least from experience but i havent labbed it. i read from tekgen some nigga said that Dustiel complained about homing dickjabs so the myth may be correct. but i havent tested it but in the case of kings it tracts both ways when i just labbed it.

another big buf of the game is how sidestep ducking actually the ducking extends your hurtbox. so you can sidestep and evade a move but if you sidestep duck it will hit every time. its almost like harada said fuck these nerd homosexuals option selecting lets make ducks have increased hurt boxes so they cant play option select tekken. lmao.

every feature of this game started as a bug

>>534789429
what do you mean you cant?? just backdash and whiff punish with db1,2

>>534789537
Are talking about the double jab or just the single one?
>>534789631
Didnt the same apply to SS block? Where shit would whiff against the SS neutral but block on SS block in the same situation?

>>534789829
The real pachinko is asking whats intentional and whats not.

Is it shameful if I can't do the optimal combo of my main?

Bro its 10 am and im sitting here answering question from a kazuya player who doesnt know what to do if he knows exactly whats coming.
Who prob watches tmm.
Fuck this im gonna sleep.

havent played since clive

havent played since day 1 s2

uf~1 to style on that bitch king
then do it again

>>534790165
I couldn't even tell you what mine is
>t. god0

I didn't play yet. :(

(I've just wake up)

>>534785943
I respect Arslan for this. The mark of a proper GOAT. Riling up your main opponents while they fume and seethe. That's how you know he's the real deal.

gooks are too fragile and gay for these mind games

>i respect arslan for being a seething child
I mean, i'm entertained when the gook and the paki fight

>>534788243
Yep. If only there was a universal tool that beat dickjab literally on frame 1, and rewarded you with a combo. Nope, can't think of anything. This game is a fucking joke. These people are at the end of the ranked ladder and they don't know the basic mechanics of the game.

>>534792574
i whiffs at that range so low parry doesn't work

>>534792574
he's tekken king bro ain't nowhere near the end of ranked

>>534792942
>>534792919
>>534792574
the dickjab whiffs first hit at that range so low parry doesn't work

>>534793028
>>534792942
>>534792919
>>534792574
so just punish it? it's -11

can you post a video of it?

I am TGS Ling and I could get TGS Lili and Jun, honest characters. The fact that I can't get it with Kazuya doesn't make me a Tekken King.

We discuss the game?

how does one cope with endless bikini bitches in ranked

>>534793880
you're demoted

>>534793934
You choke the chicken before ranked, don't you?

beat them up

is it shameful or shemaleful

>>534794016
I'll be back

>>534793138
stop talking about the game that’s enough for today

most of these esports teams and sponsors have to be a huge money laundering operation

dead shit game

dead mau 5

i got them bitch smacking blues

>>534796061
his new EP for rocket league goes hard

>>534796401
didn't know he did one, will check soon, thank for the headup

men? huge fan

>>534796640
We know, Leo.

huge men? fan

huge men fan?

i keep forgetting leo even exists

>>534796823
yeah

6:40am still awake

it's been that way for a hundred days

>>534794294
why would jim do this

this guy has the gall to brag about getting all characters to GoD in season 1 when he blocks literally everyone

im not well

He is Italian and says funny words like porca troia, the new hope of tekgen to succeed the joint guy

>>534797196
Anyone that cries about T8 for as long as he does should be ignored
no shit he's retarded

I want atmosphere in my tekken

I don’t want tekken in my atmosphere

She cheateded on him

you guys are so legitimately pathetic that it bounces back and returns into the pathetic field instead of the funny one

why can't I go online in Tekken 8? literally booted me out once I found a match and now it literally won't reconnect it just keeps giving me an error and there's nothing wrong with my internet

>>534798079
see it as a sign

I wish I was a girl

The guy that said I said the most pathetic things he has ever heard is here

Now I am ironizing that past situation I probably shouldn’t do it

I mash 3+4, 4 with Reina and it works most of time. But I don't know what to do next.
What's the logical following?

You do it again

im seeing my ex tomorrow gonna have a few drinks and see whats what

your death

the failures didn't come back to haunt me this morning

Someone should make an image of reina naked and only chains cover her girly bits and the patreon version is the chains flying off like in t8 when you activate heat

Whats the acceptable hour to start drinking in the summer ?

>>534798414
screenshot her in different positions and fap

GIRLS IN HEAT – A Tekken 8 Doujin
"When the Heat system gets hot…so do they."

After a freak lab accident, every woman in the King of Iron Fist Tournament is permanently stuck in Heat Mode! Their punches hit harder, their throws get way more personal, and every rage art looks like it belongs in an R18 side game. Asuka and Lili’s rivalry turns into an “anything you can do, I can do hotter” contest, Nina’s assassinations come with lingering holds, and Xiaoyu’s combos now have crowd-pleasing “finishing flourishes” that aren’t exactly PG-13.

Fights get sweaty, grips get tighter, and nobody wants the round to end. Welcome to the hottest Tekken tournament ever.

2025 and the world realized that hitler was right

>dustiel died to warn us
>we are ignoring his warning
we deserve what's coming to us

>play the fucking game
yup that's great advice tekkino 8 is a blast

>us
*you

Nig nose where tekken stream nigga

Is Reina the weakest mishima?

>>534799380
>tekkino 8
oxymoron.

Imagine if tmm went to the twt lcq and then wins the whole thing

imagine dragons

Imagine draggin these nuts over your face bbbbbbiaaaaaatch fuck gottem lmao

i cant live with myself anymore

I can't beat the nightreign dragon it's joever for me

im day drinking again

>>534802435
noob.

>>534802585
Fat

rage arts in quick matches is still gay behaviour

>>534803052
perfect for this game then

>drinking with others when its sunny
social butterfly
>drinking alone when its cold
alcoholic slav

you guys ever notice it's the Bryans who Rage Art the most

>women
yuck
>men
yum

i drink by myself when it’s sunny

i drink semen

I have uncontrolled alcoholism but at least I don't do it alone lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1gfLzyMZY
we live

blud shilled the main man

i only drink in during summer a few glasses of wine when on my own, you have to be sick in the head to enjoy alcohol during winter

also have to be sick in the head to enjoy women during any season

Almost there goon titty mai

tranny bars

i have shemales fatigue bros im back on the women path

I have fatigue too but I am repulsed by w*men

I feel mentally ok today, at least for now.

thinking of getting more food lads

i have no idea why i still play this dead shit game

Dead or Alive

I'm going in

Bryan Top 1

I exposed

I have lost the will to live

>>534805668
can't lose something you never had

Capcom Won

Sega Won

everything… sucks…

Mai teaching Asuka paizuri techniques.

real schizo hours

you always say the same any time

bamco is richer than crapcom and sega combined lmao

>>534806465
how much of a corporate cocksucker can you be.

>don't shatter my delusions
keep coping capbuck

>>534806673
don't care about capcom, it's just baffling to see such an insanely retarded fanboy for bamco of all things, like holy shit dude. it's like sticking up for activision.

chill out autist, it was a filler post in a dead general. go touch some grass.

>>534806613
mad?

I browse Reddit

>>534797196
>guy who called out cheaters
>blocks everyone
>anon complains about people blocking people
this general was also very persistent in trying to push that there were no cheaters in this game

tekken 8 is a discord game

anna's shit, bros...

but enough about discord resurrection

dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

dead ass

I spent all day jerking off to ai tekken porn I generated

>>534809797
show us pal

>playing sloppen 8
>nuts to slop
alisa main 100%

futa jun furiously pounding my sweetspot

joe will move onto men after this incident

niggas, im straight up not having a good time in this heat

my brother is gonna be a 40 year old virgin next week

>Madagascar language is Austronesian, same language group as Filipino
>Azucena is the resident model brown girl
Yeah Josie is dead at this point. Oh well, Katarina when?

>>534810884
winterfags are the worst. SummerCHADS we love the heat and women skin being apparent.

>>534810319
what's wrong with alisa mains? other than you wish they put out more often

i dig men

still can't believe seth went trans in sf5.

>>534809845
https://files.catbox.moe/ckwzem.png

>>534811389
sexoooo

asukas milkers are so powerful bros

>ai sloppa
kys jeet

>milkers
kek

just copped shadow labyrinth

i'm gong to join that anon who's day drinking so its socially acceptable

>>534812224
im still drinking (red wine) in my garden in the heat and it’s amazing

blud has a grandma hobby

sometimes when my opponent heat engages or goes into stance I just db3+4 I need to let them know I'm a maniac, a wildcard, someone who's ready to bet it all and someone with whom you can't reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tIFLdpbsw

tekken 8 is dead

azu is lowkey hot as fuck

I'd impregnate a brown girl

came in my sleep again.

id take a landwhale right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiwaxXf-Jk8
it is up saars

kneegroes we're getting clowned on

Atif <3

>>534814075
dumb bangladeshi

Good stuff Atif! Do your part to get Taunt cancels nerfed. That BS has been in Tekken 20 years too long.

How does Atif casually play every character optimally

he has no occupation

How do women fuck up everything optimally

>>534815750
she was a hooowa

>>534815752
that’s what every pro player should be doing instead of crying also Atif is the whitest pakistani

>>534811247
>>534811389
Thank you based AI hero

taunt jet mode
ACTIVATED

everyone hates me and wants me dead

Murray...

big green dead?

tomorrow will be better they say, when it's not

Why is dickjab still a thing?
With all the moves that low/high crush and have built in evasion you would think that would be enough

>he gets mad at dickjabbers
grats on reaching mighty ruler

don't boot up tekken 8 tomorrow

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ni what?

>>534821251
he wants to be a wigger so bad.

>>534821251
I've seen that profile comment everywhere on tekken posts
Might be an ai bot

I wish I was an african gentleman

>>534821791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwqpfFb1GBc

>>534822204
lmaooooo

>>534822053
Who is the semen demon in the middle?

>>534822230
who the fuck are you replying to, schizo?

>tekkino 8 haters are all brown and retarded
>tekkino 8 enjoyers are white, well-spoken chads

>>534822204
>comicbooks
>rome tshirt
>overall bad takes and inane contrarianism
>"am i a troll yet pleeease are you trolled yet?"
weenery at its sloppiest

>>534822470
he says in a game dominated by literal pakis lmao.

>>534822204
Of course he is an Asuka downplayer

New thread:
>>534822736