Thread 534671435

E-poop trannies need to -ACK themselves edition
Server: down (probably for good)
Discord: closed
Registration: closed
ETA: probably never
Ross: pregnant (male)
Polls: posted
Vibes: terrible
Wipe: supposed to target exploiters only but of course they fucked that up too

>Server status
https://epoch-status.info/

>When will Project Epoch release?
probably 2026 or never

>What is Project Epoch?
Classic+ private server

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Consult the website.

>Discord
https://discord.gg/cKNV3k9bFT

>Addons
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons

>/epog/ Guilds
- Gurubashi, Alliance
- Kezan, crossfaction

>Latest News
Lead server architect left the Discord and deleted xir's GitHub account and webdev project. Epoch team claimed they were still on the project but deleted that post too. Project's probably dead. Wait for more excuses on Monday.

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>>534646851

i still believe in pochie

not a troontle psyop nice

ma 'poch...

3 threads. This is fucking ridiculous.

pochi pochi poch

looney trooneys getting desperate

I did this for epoch

>E-poop trannies need to -ACK themselves edition
I know what thread I'm posting in.

Here's your average KEKzan carebear telling you "PvP is bad m'kay" because he got shat on by a dude 3 lvls lower once, and that shouldn't happen in his safe space

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

guys... someone please stop me

>Turtlefags calling epoch players tranny
>Programming socks
Lmao

I don't think it's coming out Monday bros...

>>534671913
you can hit yourself if you want to

>PvP: the game as it was meant to be played
>PvE: sterilised, cucked "experience" and a safe space for the feeble

>>534671913
too expensive.

Guys get ready for a test in 8 hours, they're aiming to reach for 21minutes uptime.
Get hyped

>>534672013
by that logic retail and classic are superior to epoch pve/pvp because that's how the developers want you to play it

>>534671913
Your money goes to the development of retail

I believe in monday

Crestfall is launching tomorrow. Epoch is DOA.

>>534672147
Who?

>>534672147
tl;dr on crestfall if you're already advertising it

Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my female human shadow priest!

Pochie
Monday!!!!

>Pochie tomorrow
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

M O G G E D
O
G
G
E
D

>>534672147
Link? First time hearing about it.

>INSIDER INFO
INSIDER INFO
>INSIDER INFO
INSIDER INFO
>EPOCH OFFICIAL RE-LAUNCH TUESDAY
EPOCH OFFICIAL RE-LAUNCH TUESDAY
>EPOCH OFFICIAL RE-LAUNCH TUESDAY
EPOCH OFFICIAL RE-LAUNCH TUESDAY
>LAST STRESS TEST ON MONDAY
LAST STRESS TEST ON MONDAY
>LAST STRESS TEST ON MONDAY
LAST STRESS TEST ON MONDAY

>>534672306
me after doing 1 set of bench press

>>534671913
dont be retarded

>>534671435 (OP)
>>534672276
Project E-Flop ain't ever recovering from this.
I'm starting to feel bad like I'm making fun of the retarded kid in class.

>>534672306
HOOMOOO

>>534672147
uhhhhhhhhhhh

are the anime posters actually fucking retarded there is no way in hell poochie monday is every gonna be a thing.

>>534672306
Nice tits

>>534672456
>POCHIE IN 2.5 SECONDS
POCHIE in 2.5 SECONDS
>POCHIE IN 2.5 SECONDS
POCHIE in 2.5 SECONDS

>>534672306
Good thing this is futa and not female or jannies would be having a fit over this one.

>>534672434
Is Epoch the next Crestfall?

>>534672397
How the fuck did they do that?????

Without further comment.

>>534672456
Trust the plan!

>>534672571
Well, I'm certainly feeling crestfallen

>>534672456
put the pochie in the bag RIGHT NOW and nobody will get hurt

>>534672634
Developers who aren't volunteer /r/wowservers pick-me's

>>534672456
Pochie already dropped we're trying to wake you up from a comma by monday.

insider here
:3
bye!

>>534672649
>retail funserver with fake pop

I'm done everyone in these threads are schizophrenic including myself and the lurking poochie devs. See you all in my padded isolation room. BYE BYE

you just like saying poochie with an anime girl avatar
you don't even like wow
it's okay.. I forgive you

>>534673112
>250

Wake up anon! We need you to login to pochie for our SM cath group!!!

Crestfall was leaps ahead of Epoch a decade ago. https://youtu.be/3Ho9Z6KJYcE

>>534672456
The server was already fixed and working fine.
They just need to sort the custom content issue and we are good to go.

Is it dead?

>>534673301
>the server was fine (it wasn't)
>they just need to sort the custom content issue (the whole point of the fucking server) and we are good to go

>>534673413
era of blizzlikes is long over

>>534672456
Yea they broke past 5k players and I wasn't lagging out my ass, I wasn't in the dwarf zone so I had zero problems.

>Heh, I wish they tuned the dungeon difficulty up I need a challenge in my games
>Heh, if you're a shitter just log off not my problem
>WHAT??? They just removed all addons?!?! NOOOO HOW can I possibly play the game now without all the handholding??? This is too hard for me!!!

>>534673575
Honestly I wish someone besides gummy would try a non addon server, but they wont.

>>534673575
wrong thread?

if dungeons are supposed to be harder then why on earth did they put dual spec behind 1000g?

Can somebody explain to me how the whole stairs fiasco coud happen other than sabotage?

>>534673851
people just making mistakes in the rush?

>>534673851

probably went to copy it and maybe hit a delete key instead of duplicate. didn't notice. boom.

>>534673851
To make the new gnome zone they had to alter the map, lower levels and make some higher so it's not a totally flat plain.

I miss the old /epog/. The dev doxing /epog/. The perpetual funnies and melties /epog/.
Now everyone here is just depressed.

>>534673851
So, sometimes while doing level design I'm lazy. Instead of finding the asset I'm looking for in my cluster fuck of folders I just copy it from elsewhere in the world. I can understand how they can be deleted by mistake in the progress,

>>534673689
Gummy proved that it is not what people want, regardless of what they say.

>>534673851
you see it all started when wipe NIGGERS couldn't handle 42 people having 5g so they had a massive temper tantrum forcing pochie devs to placate them with new starting zones that they didn't have time to test

>>534674003
>Now everyone here is just depressed
and on HRT

It was not missing stairs, they dragged the whole building up, presumably he had it selected when editing some other asset and both got raised.

>>534674062
not entirely, Gummy has a history which leads people to avoid him, he's running TBC which has waned in popularity greatly and you could just play era for.
He still allowed addons, they just had to be whitelisted so it's not even a totally addon free server but more you can use addons you just need to be use the most ASS ui's of all time like pitbull.
also as much as I hate addons some parts of wow like the AH are just so ASS without it it's not feasible for anything but retail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7uEEOe28qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_JTC5SCTQ

>>534674062
I want it

>>534672059
You got what Whitemane vid with the AI voiceover? My gf was in the house and I didn't get to watch it ;_;

>>534671913
SMOKIN' !!

>>534666840
i've been taking screenshots at rather random intervals out of boredom and shockingly it did drop since the 2nd launch lockdown

>>534674252
that's a lot of talking while saying nothing

>>534672059
>>534674340
>too beta to watch porn in front of your girlfriend
lmao ngmi lil man

>>534674062
People don't want it becasue for the last 20 years you could use addons to cheat every fight in the game and no one would call you a cheater. if you used no addons no would care so you get no bragging rights.
it's an entirely personal challenge and if you did it if anyone else in your raid used them it'd be undermined.
no addons is something you could do in a single player game where it doesn't matter if you cheat anyway.

>>534674431
you did what

>>534674431
Good. While i definitely want a healthy population, i dont want to wait in queues

Why was there a boat in the tram on Friday?

>>534673450
>>534672806
>>534672649
>>534672397
Here's your (you)

>rolling epoch threads
>only seen one turtle thread, and it quickly died
>no rolling turtle threads
>turtlefriends have to go to epoch or /wpsg/

Tells you all you need to know
Ambershire is second choice

>>534674252
Inex in the comments attention whoring when he said he wasn’t going to speak about it anymore. lmaoo

>>534674569
At least you admit Epoch is deader than shit with your image.

>>534674431
>sudden member drop off after poll ends
interesting.

when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF5mf4LV7Jw

>>534673851
can be as easy as simple typo in object properties

>>534674637
At least post good r34. Get lost with the feet

>>534674431
dare say, there will be plenty people regardless. even if they launch for xmas

>>534674552
gnomish submarine?

>>534671631
The OP is full of turtle shill's seething, what are talking about.

>>534674876
that post didn't age well...

>>534674805
Fuck you. NTA but feet are based. Much better than that whitemane slop.

>>534674924
you are lower than a nigger

>>534674924
nah you are a faggot

>>534674924
Kys subhuman trash

>>534674924
based feetchad
>>534674975
>>534674985
>>534675028
die die die

Remember anons, any criticism of Epoch makes you a turtle shill :)

>>534674924
based foot chad

>>534675168
is that a player yell or an npc yell

turtle shills only make me want to take an ice pick to their dome than play with them on their server

>>534675168
"E-poop trannies need to -ACK themselves edition" isn't criticism, it's you shitting your diaper because no one wants to ERP with you in your fag thread/server.

>>534674637
Make nelfs look like this ingame and ill play your turtle wow

>>534675168
I've never been called a turtle shill for criticizing epoch. Maybe it's the way you do it?

>>534675273
So we're back to the premise of
>Remember anons, any criticism of Epoch makes you a turtle shill :)
Because of course your server doesn't have a problem with trannies despite it being a reddit circlejerk. Seems I touched a nerve.
-ACK yourself.

The damage trannies did to online discourse will never be repaired.

>>534675201
player.

>>534675168
Anon can you please stop being mentally ill

>>534675704
Yes, I'm the one with the problem, not the faggot whining about the OP

>>534675540
sexooo

>>534675767
>Yes, I'm the one with the problem
Good that you recognise it now go do something about it

>>534675846
https://youtu.be/SIEMuvACO1o

you can't criticize epoch because there's no server to criticize
therefore any criticism you come up with is completely made up

>>534676091
is that a poe reference?

>>534676091
You dare look upon the host of souls?

i want to have a poochie week next week. log in come mondy and just play through sundy

>>534676091
>We all wear masks.

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534676364
why not pochi sunday?

POCHIEEEER MONDAAAAAY AAAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA RUFF RUFF BARK RUFF AAWWWOOOOOOOOOOO AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534676091
>She looks like she fucks human men!

>>534674591
That confirms they conned the community managers to hype up the players last friday
I hope magic left for the same reason

>>534676218
I want them surpise us and its suddenly all working but realistically the best thing would be to acknowledge it still needs testing and stabilizing due to all the changes they tried to make in a short time. Put aside a few specific hours each day where it will be put up and run until crashes, fix it, bring it back up etc, as long as possible. Until its properly stabilized. Then wipe and relaunch a month after the other fresh servers release. I want it ASAP, but I don't want to play seriously until I know its stable.

>>534675168
I go to sleep, wake up and you are STILL posting about how "see you all on turdle's fresh!" is not shilling.

Ambie Sunday!

Will you apologize now?

>>534676529
>250

>>534676401
I know who you are Sanjay

>>534676529
will it have npcs? we don't have those on pochie

>>534675168
nah, shilling turtle makes you a turtle shill.
maybe stop doing that if it triggers you

So basically the devs threw their mods under the bus. They told them to hint it was ready for launch, then when it failed they said was a test, then everyone piled on the mods saying "why the fuck did you tell us it was coming up" but they couldn't say they'd been told to

>>534676426
The only thing that doesn’t make sense is that Altered was in the disc Friday telling people it wasn’t coming anytime soon. So I mainly think it was just a communication problem. Maybe some mods were told to hype it up. Who knows..

>>534676567
For what?

>>534674552
It's apparently an extremely intermittent issue that was reported 4 years ago in the TrinityCore github and no one since is able to figure it out. You can make a sweet 30 bucks if you can solve it, there's a bounty on it.

https://github.com/TrinityCore/TrinityCore/issues/26770
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/issues/36

>>534676920
that's pretty funny

>>534676920
Holy moly 30 US Dollars?

That's like a month wage where I live...

>>534676505
Where has anyone said that in this thread you schizo fucking retard?

>>534677046
where the fuck do you live?

Pochie... sunday?

>>534677086
seconded, tell us so I can fly over there and fuck your women your the price of a value meal at McD's

THERE IS NO POCHIE SUNDAY
THERE WILL BE NO POCHIE MONDAY
THEY ARE TAKING A BREAK THIS WEEKEND AND WILL START FIXING THE ISSUES OF THE LAST LAUNCH/TEST EARLIEST TOMORROW
GO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME

>>534677152
No, wouldn't even expect it on monday. At most we will get an announcement of what they are planning to do now. Shit looks grim, but I hope eventually it's up and stable.

>>534677152
Do you undertsand this phrase from the last update "The server will not be coming up during the weekend"??
*slaps you*
Pochi MONDAY

>>534677330
you misunderstand
the weekend is where the dev team takes a break
work on the broken server will continue on monday, meaning no relief today OR tomorrow

>>534677286
AMBIESHY SUNDAY HYPE
AMBIESHY SUNDAY HYPE
AMBIESHY SUNDAY HYPE

pocchi thuusdey

>>534677286
Pochie Monday!!!!!

>>534677428
>250

Can someone confirm that Inex or his guild is selling the Epoch item database for money?

Why did their last stress test only last one hour and did not test anything?
No one can answer this question.

>>534677473
It wasn't a stress test. It was another failed launch. They removed the level cap.

>>534677464
Inex is almost 50 years old btw

pocchi the rock

>>534677535
No, I'm talking about the actual stress test.
They run it for one hour and did not test anything.

>>534677428
never
Shenna can rot in hell.

>>534677661
Shenna won. You lost. Cry about it cuckold.

would you let this fine lady join your party?

>>534677768
When is next test?
I want to check this out.

>>534677706
>cuckold
You are funding her and Crogge's vacations to Montenegro you retard. Imagine supplying chinese gold sellers and selling geared lvl 60 characters as an owner.

Imagine supporting corrupt russian scammers :/ Are you ok, have they got your family hostage? Blink if you need help

>>534677768
>charismatic
Somehow I doubt this desu...

i'll just play poo2 on the 29th if pochy fails.

>>534677616
not to mention this also crashed but because they didn't have logging set up, they didn't generate a report on why nor did they seem to care. totes saw it as running well lol.

>>534677464
The epoch item data is trivially accessible in the MPQs, and public item lists like https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items exists (epoch exclusive items start around ID 60035). What nobody has done for the public is format the data for use with something like cmango's wotlk-db to browse it more easily and associate it with crafting recipes when relevant.

>>534677813
Nice conspiracy theory faggot. Care to back that claim up?

>>534677812
1st of september I think

>>534677616
They stress tested with as many as would show up, and it looked really good.
Too bad all you retards showed up AFTER the stress test so their data wasn't applicable to 30000 people. You cuntbags didn't help before and have the brass balls to complain after you fucked everything up.
Fuck off tourists.

>>534677428
how's the ERP

>>534677848
poo2?

>>534677870
https://youtu.be/lt4mMgqHaKY
We are never gonna forgive you Shenna.

>>534677896
You'd have a point if their servers could handle at least 5,000 people lmao
shut the fuck up

>>534677896
How the fuck was I supposed to know SoD suddenly died you fking unc shit trying to act like ur an oldfag now lol, yes I made an account 1 hour before they closed it KEKW who gives a shit it's a free server dumbass

>>534677837
we don't, that's why this thread is called epog

im sorry alex

so basically shenna was caught pocketing money, crogge was caught selling characters and the server fucking died lmao
and now the server is getting saved by a former gold/exploit seller

We have been able to confirm that Shenna has taken at least roughly 2000 euro or more for personal financial reasons. With this knowledge in mind we can no longer trust her as an invested stakeholder in the Project.

>>534677998
It literally held over 5k for an hour on the last street test before the one last Friday?

>>534677837
The shill will never refute that Shenna and Crogge are corrupt russian scammers, he alwsy just ignores that.

I always root for the underdog. I hope epoch succeeds and ambershire fails, they've been total cunts during this

>>534677896
So maybe run it for one day so people can properly test it?
How does running a stress test for one hour help anyone?
When other servers come with something new, they set up PTE realms that are online for days to see all the issues.

>>534678076
>for an hour
Quite the asterisk on your statement* there

Do I click this?

>>534678076
Stress*

>>534677870
the whole private server community knows that man

>>534677961
Path of Exile 2, 0.3 update 2 weeks

>>534678067
are there long-winded video essays about all this wow pserver lore and others?
I'm feeling very autistic today

How about we start our on wow private server but we write everything in rust for better performance?

>>534678243
Sorry, best I can do is vibecode some C# or python.

>>534678226
Nah, but you can watch Shenna and Crogge (owners of TurtleWoW) attempt to defend themselves for being total scum
>>534677978

are female human healers appreciated?

>>534678243
more people (like me) don't like rust, most of the documentation and help is on gay discord servers

>>534678106
Turtle will crush them. Epoch devs are weak. Turtle is a global empire with 100k daily players. Epoch are amateur hobbyists who will be crushed by the Turtle's boot.

>>534678172
Yes!

>>534678363
Only if they look like this

imagine paying 3rd worders to spam on 4chins
Is Shendog really this petty?

>>534677978
Shenna sounds like she's hot as fuck.
I'm going to send her money now :)

>>534678363
I'd prefer nelfies but I'll settle if I'm too pent up

>>534678387
what are you even talking about, rustbook and rust by example contains everything from basic loops to traits to procedural macros

>>534676394
Sunday is day of rest nonny

>>534678067
who cares really? I also would take easy western money as a zigerian

>>534677978
are there shenna's pics anywhere?

POCHIE NEVER

@grok write an mmo game inspired by vanilla wow in rust

POCHIE MONDAY

>>534678447
my shadow human female priest looks like this

>Ascension never once been in private server drama
>Never mentioned as having any part of the private server mafia
Ascension gods we keep winning by doing nothing

>>534678435
Alright. What am I in for?

>>534678557
I remember there being a picture of her holding cards someone on the net, but I do not have it saved. Here, watch this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4jv6li0N7k

Female draenei have the best ass out of all the races and that's a fact.

Its just another pochie monday
Maybe tuesday
How about wednesday
That was just a test its friday

>>534678617
I'm gonna slide into her DMs and ask if I can fly over to Moscow and eat her ass. Thanks anon.

>>534678692
>retail level scaling
not classic.

>>534678716
A whole lot of fun! I actually never used their launcher myself so I have no idea how that thing works

>>534678343
I thought they were millionaires, or was anon exaggerating again?

>>534678692
their bullshit is pretty face up so there are no crusaders railing against them because there is nothing to uncover

>>534678692
because it's only played by thirdies who can't afford retoilet, it has no value to us humans

>>534678716
Enjoy your russian malware :)
>>534678757
good luck fighting the german prick who fucks her daily

When epoch sirs?

>>534678447
C-could you make more like this? All the tasteless coomerslop pales in comparison to stuff like this.

>>534678716
>1.12 client

>>534678842
Monday at earliest.

>>534678716
rising temps

>>534678662
prove it

>>534678739
PROOF

>>534678716
the real classic+ experience

>>534678928
server is offline I cannot...

>>534678716
Spyware and cryptojack. Confirmed btw. Enjoy reinstalling your OS

>>534678692
Ascension is too much of a funserver for me to bother with (yes that includes Bronzebeard). I just want a mostly vanilla experience without all the cancerous dogshit that they threw in from their other servers, but apparently that's too much to ask for in 2025.

>>534678739
trvth nvke

Pochiee….

does bronzebeard have a post-launch roadmap yet??? I'd consider playing if we knew what was coming in the future.

>>534678976
confirmed where?

>>534677854
Kaytotes hasn't said shit in discord since the poll

over 24 hours no update. why do these guys go radio silent so much.
Shouldn't they put out an update on magic leaving and what it means for the project?
is the road map changing is his scripting fights?
should we get another update?
will they remove the gnome and troll zones so they can launch?
why not just roll back the map?
did someone go acrosss the world and sabotage becasue he was tired of kaytotes shit?
can you run a pserver with no PTO?
No way to generate profit?
And no interest in managing a community larger than 10 people?

>>534678343
Where?
All I've seen from those 2 guys are discord group calls getting threats

why would they post updates on their mental health break?

>>534679191
We're taking a brake after two weeks of non-stop crunch. We'll come back after the 17th, just fuck off for now

Good Morning,
This is John Epoch of Project Epoch.
I'm asking that you immediately cease and desist all /epog/ operations and terminate any future plans dedicated to creating new generals.
We reserve all rights afforded to us by the US government in protecting our intellectual property.
Further infringment of our protected rights will lead to litigation from our legal team.
Thank you.

>>534679191
you're either illiterate or retarded
they said they are taking the weekend off

>>534678739
>>534678990
The only reason I do not play on Vanilla servers is because there are no draeneis.

>>534679132
was talking about the stress test a few weeks before the "launch". read better.

im acutally going to pay 500$ weekly for ddos on the server just out of petty

>>534679191
They're hoping Magic will come around but Inex post ruined it

>>534679191
The last update said they were taking the weekend off bro, so dunno why you're expecting anything until Monday at the earliest.
>can you run a pserver with no PTO
If you mean does it need 24/7 coverage then no. Once its mostly stable it can be set to auto-reboot in case of occasional crash, then they can look at logs whenever.

>>534679342
B A S E D
kill it for good pls

>>534679076
The nelf's head seems huge for her body

>>534679342
>500$
sure you will, thirdie

>>534679332
why are you here?

>>534679241
stop the roleplay Shenna, and tape your webcam or at least cover yourself.

>>534679332
Bronzebeard login

>>534679191
are you from reddit?
you sound really new

>>534679454
To post sloppa in the most active WoW thread on /vg/

>>534679434
We all know you're a spic who wishes to be white.

>>534671435 (OP)
>>Discord
>https://discord.gg/cKNV3k9bFT

This is turtle wow you fucker

>>534679528
beats being a turtle shill I guess

Pochie devvies ill buy your cutie custom content for... hmmm... let's see... NOTHING. Yeah that's right.

You can come grovel over to me and Crogge, kiss the ring, hand over your client and database, and maybe. Just MAYBE. We'll give you 5% of the profits if we even manage to get your shitshow of a product stable and online.

Pic related, it's our relationship

in all seriousness, pochoids, how many of you are still unironically holding out hope, and how many of you are just posting here because it's comfy but you haven't given a shit about 'poch for a week now?

>>534679191
yea bro everyone in that sever is a dev they have no PR guy or community managers who can communicate on their behalf its all devs.

Do they seriously think that waiting to release it at the same time as the turtle server is a good idea?

Is it normal to get really tired after a poop? I just woke up and that nightmare shit I just took has me wanting to pass back out...

LOVE THESE COOL MOUNTS ON TURDIE

>>534679647
you're dying i think

>>534679586
kek
well played OP

>>534679626
For me, they have until the 17th to deliver a stable server. Everything that happens till then is just entertaining. Any actual hopium I had died completely with one of the devs ghosting the team, it's unironically so over.

>>534679679
Nice cock

>>534679421
it's loli see how short she is

>>534679679
heh, yesterday I was playing turtle and I saw this cute femgnome riding a giant cock lol

>>534679626
I've waited two years for this server, I'll happily wait another two.

It's ready when it's ready.

>>534677428
I WILL become a tranny faggot high elf paladin if Epoch isn't fixed by the 17th

>>534679723
>well played
the whole op is a turtle melty

>>534679626
I believe they will continue to try and get it up, and there will be more problems, but at some point it will be consistently playable. I'm no longer concerned with hanging on all day waiting to see if it goes up, doing other shit until we hear more.

>>534679679
You like riding cock don't you?

>be me
>check discord for the 50th time today
>still no update from the team
>24+ hours of radio silence
>again
>MFW the devs ghost harder than my ex

>>534679810
i said "in all seriousness" but this post seems flippant and insincere. care to explain yourself?

>>534679850
yeah but it was subtle enough to trick this stupid faggot >>534671631

I played this server years ago when Alexensual advertised it, everything was unfinished and broken LBRS/UBRS barely worked you’d aggro the entire dungeon just by attacking the boss, mobs had weird aggro through walls, some would just stop attacking, and others even had charge.

>>534679914
They said there won't be any updates this entire weekend and they took off

>>534679936
>subtle

>Ross' address was leaked on kiwifarms
>signed him up for new & expecting mothers newsletters

I AM A VILLAIN

>>534679914
Did anyone doxx kayotes?

Should I quit frantically checking these threads? and do other things?

>>534679626
I am willing to wait desu, all the alternatives are very bad like troondle with it's horrid custom class balance (buff tranny specs) or bb that's literally retoilet-
normal vanilla lost it's shine and tbbc is just bad and fatgrend has shown he has no clue about anything so can't expect anything from blizzard any time soon.
this leves Pochie as the only hope for decent wow experience in any foreseeable future

>>534679914
Probably being a faget but you don't need to check anything constantly. Discord will ping if anything gets posted, server trackers also. Have one open in a tab if you want to know the instant soemthing happens, and do something else.

>>534680095
>this leves Pochie as the only hope for decent wow experience in any foreseeable future
then there is no hope

my crystal ball says the next update is wednesday
but ambershire is sunday so I don't care anymore

>>534680082
What kind of other things is there to do?

>>534680082
yes but update it before you go

>>534680117
no offence lil bro but I only installed discord for this gay ass server becasue this retards refuse to use their website. I close this shit after checking. I mute that shit because I don't want to hear gay ass pings ima finna check and dip but it's a waste of time anyway becasue all these guys left.
sever will never launch im gone. peace.

>>534680224
update what?

If the launch was successful I would've been comfily grinding out Pre-BiS in Scholo, Strat and U/LBRS right now

POCHIE THURSDAY!

What reason do you need to be shown?
It's 'Pochie Monday!
(Tell me why)
It's 'Pochie Monday!
(Tell me why)
It's 'Pochie Monday!
I wanna grind, ooh, the whole day down

>>534680082
Hop on bbc+ while you wait

>>534680221
I love being so small that Jaina would laugh at me if I took off my pants

>>534680285
Ok bye (one less ine queue)

>>534680285
clearly not much of a loss after reading that

>>534679894
>>534680095
by all means, take a seat while you wait

>>534680312
this thread

>>534680392
something tells me anon you don't need to worry about queue's if this keeps up.
>>534680413
yea bro you're an essential member of the offline wow private server. if only we all could be.

>>534680524
>you don't need to worry about queue's
even better, please by all means drop out and move on

>>534680524
you are brown

>>534679975
Let. Them. Take. A. Fricking. Break. For. Their. Hard. Work.

>>534680590
it's already happened anon you didn't see the server pop go down by 1?
>>534680643
you are black.

I've been watching all of this for a while now, and it's pretty heartbreaking seeing how people are treating the Devs. They're working bloody hard, and it's a free game. They have lives too, and there's medical matters they need to attend to.
Please show some empathy - these are real people with a passion who's doing something to provide us all with a game to play.
Things happen, and we'll be able to play when we can play. They don't have the monetal backing of Blizzard but are going to put out something that Blizzard aren't imaginative to do so. They're listening to their community. When it happens, it happens.

TLDR, please have some empathy and support them as they're working hard and have lives too.

>>534680678
Let. Them. Take. A. Fricking. Break. For. Th-ACK

>>534680643
Brown people won, we bullied Kes and Magic into the fetal position within 2 weeks while albino apes put up with them doing nothing for 3 years

>>534680729
Blame there gms for being piece of shit.

Ill be honest niggas, ive seen some private servers launch, and this one is definitely not launching

>>534680643
LOL are you black?Nigger

you're gonna wake up one day and the epoch discord will be deleted

>>534680285
>I only installed discord
Just use the browser version

>>534678716
stonetalon mountains actually having quests

>>534680772
ESL

>>534680772
It's just a retard posting a copypasta from the Discord.

>>534680745
Rent free. No one said anything about trans folx.

So, peeling off the jokes and irony for a moment, how many of you are playing ambershire on the 17th?

>>534680893
can't wait

>>534680893
puchicord noooo

>>534680942
lol no

>>534680942
Me because I'm not waiting my entire life to play Epoch when it might not even be good based on them having trouble creating proper stairs or having pets work

I wish WoW was nothing but the leveling experience
I stop having fun once I'm max level and have to grind ilvl with ESL turbonerds impotently raging in chat like they're hot shit all the time

>>534680749
>Brown people won, we
You're brown

>>534678739
>>534678990
>>534679332
>>534679528

i love that draenei have built in high heels, god tier design

>>534680928
Jeet

>>534680915
I thought the client would be better, I honestly don't use this stuff that much. I just voip with people in game.
>>534680942
>1.12 client
going to have to give that a hard pass chief.

>>534681065
What the fuck

>>534680942
TVRTLE is the past, present, and future of vanilla+

>>534681034
And? We won, thank us for bullying the troons out of the project when you didn't have the testosterone to do it yourself

>>534681074
>1.12 client
I installed the client fixes and have yet to have a single problem with it.

>>534680942
If these retards finally pull their heads out of their asses perhaps I'll look back in on Epoch, but Ambershire is my focus for the time being. I have the feeling it's going to be months at minimum before Epoch is in decent condition.

>>534681065
this is some bait video right? he's actually eating some nutela paste.

>lights off, room is dark and cold
>only one monitor on
>questing in loch modan
>it's raining in-game
this is so fucking cozy

Man, I hate PvE It’s so gay. You’re all literally faggots if you play PvE like nerds avoiding nerd-bashing in 2025.

Why are you still here

>>534681065
turtle shills eating up their slop

>>534681165
If I wanted to PvP I'd play a game designed around PvP, it's not 2006 anymore unc you have more options than WoW minigames

>>534681165
Why do you care what other people do and play?

>>534681142
Do the fixes change the shit macro api of 1.12?

>>534681126
>the white man builds
>the brown man destroys

>>534681142
VanillaFixes makes it feel better than 3.3.5
I don't know what these faggots are whining about

>>534681165
Is that why all pvp servers inevitably wither away and die?

>>534681282
They built nothing but lies and false promises for 3 years, we needed to destroy.

>>534681165
I just don't see why I'd play wow PVP when i could play a game built for PVP from the ground up like BF6. Or just buy a fighting game.
I really think of killing dragons when I play wow, not ganking people or deathballs or dealing with eastern euros in BG's.
I deal with the eastern euros in FPS and Seige instead.

>>534681245
>>534681259
Cause i want bash nerds like you

>>534681316
I don't know if I'd say it feels better than 3.3.5 even with VanillaFixes etc., but it's definitely mandatory for 1.12 (though I will say that I get higher FPS on Turtle thanks to those tweaks than I do on Epoch with 3.3.5).

>>534681221
Waiting for the next installment of the reality show project epoch

>>534681383
>can't even type in proper English
ESL Gurubashi bros are never beating the allegations

What did we think of it?

>>534681316
>>534681413
>>534681142
looks and plays fine on my machine

>>534681151
There is a cut at 11seconds, I think they switched the shit sandwich and he only eating bread

>>534681504
I still don't know what am I supposed to see in this webm.

>>534681373
>>534681245
wow look at the cope, like bots or faggots making excuses why they suck dick and not gay,
>>534681468
You're not getting that h1b visa jeet no matter how good your studies are ''head wiggles''

>>534681495
BGs are gay and should be removed.

>>534681264
nope. and the "fixes" that change that sometimes don't work and dump shit like showtooltip straight into chat instead. pretty funny to watch when that happens to other people, not very funny when it happens to you

>>534681554
ultrawide/120hz smooth gameplay
doesn't look any better or worse than 3.3.5
1.12 is not a big deal

>>534681316
Do Turdle troons actually believe this?

>>534681570
so you just have no answer to why I shouldn't play BF6 if I want to pvp instead? alright jit good talk to you.

>>534681570
>"head wiggles"

Trying and failing is ok if you again, until you get it right. Mistakes were made, but we learn and improve. We will rebuild. We fall so we can get back up again.

>>534681373
The world is far more dangerous outside of towns, that's why I like pvp servers. You always need to be alert and looking over your shoulder, just feels like a real hostile environment
But I get people don't like it because of the high level no life gankers. I wish there was a stacking debut everytime to kill a lower level player and the only way to get rid of it is to get a hk

Just in case someone hasn't realized it.
The lone turtle shill posting here 24/7.

>>534681570
Sorry Juan I've had US citizen since birth from the 90s, I'll enjoy laughing at you with how dead Gurubashi ends up being while I can play real PvP games instead of WoW minigame mode.

How many hours till Project Epoch is playable?
Not 10 min stress tests over the span of their inflated egos. Actual launch where the server is playable for hours on end. I'll set a timer to your best guess and check back then, I trust this thread more than the devs.

>>534681731
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FvIuS0DXGY6Y/
Please leave the mentally ill alone.

>>534681623
Its about how it feels

>>534681727
I can always just turn on warmode and the only disadvantage i'd have is other people get to open on me.

>>534681797
never

>>534681797
You'd be measuring in days or months, not hours.

>>534681797
They said they aren't bothering fixing the server again until Monday so at least 24 hours

>>534680942
never. i'm allergic to p2w. if i played then i would have to have it so i'm just making the executive decision not to

>>534681383
Sure you do, Kyle.

>>534680942

At this time dow remaster is coming out, who will care about your garbage

>>534681754
>I've had US citizen since birth from the 90s
Self-admits to being a spic anchor baby lmao and over 30 LOOOL fucking loser kys.

>try turtle to kill some time
>take up herb and alchemy
>see a bunch of herb nodes and run over to them
>they disappear as soon as I get close
>wtf
>as I'm leaving the area they reappear
>go back and try to pick them
>gone again
lmao nice fucking server you have here looney troons

>>534681986
>Slightly better textures
>no improved pathfinding, the one flaw DOW has
Why would you pay money for a texture pack?

>>534681851
>be little happy priest
>buff everyone I see
>buff warmodefag accidentally
>raped by skull rogue in redridge two minutes later
i hate warmode, warmode users and r*gues

>onions reddit devs have a melty and need to take a mental health weekend to reset the "vibes"
>Ulmetrs hasn't stopped pushing commits
actual gigachad

>>534681918
dweeb beta bitch i bully nerds like you my whole life.

>>534682007
>lose argument about pvp
>try to pivot the discussion by misreading the post
Classic Gurubashi ESL player

I don't know about you guys, but I have been exploring the epoch map on a local server.
I like it...

>>534682045
That's how you get higher pop, you partition the zones

>>534681851
this is the gayest thing about warmode, thst pve players can just jump you at anytime
lucky epoch has a counter measure where you have to use a long charge to activate pvp and the only way to turn it off is to go back to town

>>534682045
yeah this shit is retarded, especially the river that separates barrens from durotar
those crocs can end up on either side

>>534677768
what game

pochsissies really acting like they'll still be posting here waiting for their doa flop crypto scam server on the 17th and not joining the rest of humanity on tvrtle FRESH

>>534682112
>Avoids being called a spic over 30.
classic mexican tranny larper.

>>534682265
Monsters & Memories
recent alpha test just closed
these are actual devs and they're making great progress

I think I will wait for the comfy 1000 pop epoch server. Thanks.

>>534682280
class/race for freshle??

>>534682120
I've been tempted but I'd rather explore it in game I think. Looks cool though.

i play diablo immortal and i like it

>>534682225
Have you only played on buggy 2013 vanilla servers, they're supposed to spawn on both sides

>>534681151
Poor people in India really are like this. This is the Indian equivalent of a ratchet retard hood rat in America.

>>534682183
BUT WHY WOULD I WANT PVP WHEN I COULD JUST PLAY BF6

>>534682406
I don't think they are supposed to spawn right under your toes the moment you cross a fucking river

>>534681151
Indians actually believe that cow shit has healing properties
they eat and bathe in it
smear it all over their children too

>try twow
>make toon with epoch in the name
>get a guild invite in the first hour
>they invited me just to call me a retarded loser and that epoch will never launch
>/gkick

trannys are mean

>>534682280
>pochsissies
Dumb faggot

>>534682104
That's some heavy projection there, bud. Something on your mind?

>>534681165
ima level with you big dawg, I just don't trust epoch devs changes to lead to a balanced PVP experience. I can promise you turtle is all sorts of fucked up.
like locks getting nerfed while other classes get away with utter bullshit.
SoD was the same. basically if OG blizzard couldn't get it right I have no faith in modern devs to do anything but make it worse.

>>534682442
The real truth nuke is that private server WoW PVP is one of the few games brown people can play on their computers after CSGO was killed, they can't run CS2 or anything modern

>>534682045
yea zones are fucked on turtle, if you are playing warlock and you leave a zone, your pet disappears and reappears.
this also takes your pet buff away.

>>534682552
nothing as spiteful as the radical left

>>534682610
You would know that huh you stupid mexican anchor baby.

>>534682610
real cs (1.6) is self-hosted what the fuck are you yapping pendejo

>>534682553
dont sign your posts pochsissy

>>534682730
No one plays that outside of 40+ year olds

>>534674113
What is wrong with him? Why is his belly all swollen like that?

>>534682442
why would i play bf6 when i could just go to a pride parade/enlist in the IDF?

>>534682692
at first I thought he'd drop it and there'd be an explosion but he straight up killed that guy.
why?

>webms of people dying
this really is a southern hemisphere general

>>534682915
That's what happens when you tell a brown person you don't care about WoW pvp, they lose themselves in anger.

>>534682983
Southerners saved Anne Frank and they will save Epoch.

>>534682915
>why?
Propane tanks, when handled and used correctly, are generally considered safe. They are designed with safety features like pressure relief valves and are constructed to high industry standards.

After a long consideration, we decided not to play on Ambershire even if Epoch does not come out.

>>534682901
he is pregant

>>534683050
I'll give it up

>>534682065
> Pay for digital products

>>534679076
Gnomes and goblins find me huge.

>>534682552
>try twow
>make a toon with a context appropriate name
>get a guild invite in the first hour
>they invited me just to get to know me and offer to play with me
>have fun

Normal people are great

>>534683210
this never happened.

>go play on ambershire fresh
>twow gives you the turtle mount at 18
>you will see even more turtle mounts than usual since it'll be the only available mount on the server for a few days
i might not even roll

>>534683210
Forgot to mention
I'm trans btw and it was an lgbtqgjfkcjd+ only guild

I sincerely hope all the usual suspects stay on progressed turtle server

>>534682915
from my 30 seconds of googling it happened in peru, guy in 20s kills coworker in 40s for some reason
he claims he is insane and chucky the doll

>>534683210
>try twow
>make a toon named Lilith
>get invited to
>we erp 24/7 in gchat

kys

is the turtle pvp realm any good?

I don’t get it are Epoch SJWs liberals or right-wing idiots? They denounce Reddit yet act like trans and furry fags.

>>534683301
apart from the flat custom content, this is the worst element of the server

>be male
>wear women's clothes
>take chemicals to make you more feminine
>have surgery to create a pseudo-vagina from your penis
>go play on ambershire fresh

>>534683425
kaytotes is a TERF

>>534683424
>getting corpsecamped by trannys and russians
yes its super fun

>>534683424
Pvp in Turtle WoW is shit and isn't a focus for them at all, the pvp realm launch flopped and only had somewhat of a resurgence recently with new players because of how bad Epoch ended up being

>>534681913
Are you unironically believing epoch wouldn't have similar stuff? They have to make money and cosmetic shit and mounts don't sell that well
Literally every pserver in existence had p2w stuff

>>534683424
starting late on PVP realms just results in eternal ganking

>>534683210
That happened to me when I first played WoW back in 2009. I got a party invite with three female trolls. I thought they were real girls, but then I got on Ventrilo and heard it was guys. I immediately stopped playing for a while because I was freaked out that guys were playing female characters. I was young.

>>534683425
I can only speak for myself, I am chud coded

>>534683425
they're tumblr and blue sky leftys

1 more sleepies until Pochie.

>>534683598
>cosmetic shit and mounts don't sell that well
??????????????

>>534683598
epoch said they won't be selling any gameplay affecting items.
i believe them.
just like they said the server would launch on the 26th

classicsisters, how come we allow abercrombie the hermit to simply get away with necromancy and trying to destroy darkshire? canonically multiple of the night watch die to stitches. how come he is never brought to justice?

>>534683301
literally why i dropped turtle and will never try it again. I hate the charity mount so fucking much. It just kills the aesthetic of the world

>>534681578
>doesnt want wpvp
>doesnt want bg either
Found the troon

>>534683598
Things i'm okay with epoch selling are.
>level 15 level boosts
>one time purchase of 30 gold
>2 150 professions
>10 random piece green boes
>20 stacks of low level crafting material
why? because that's what you niggers agreed to when you didn't vote wipe eat shit.

I have been wanting to do a mod for turtle to replace all the store mounts and shitty shop things with generic things.

>>534683891
Troons love pvp though. Look at Reckful, he killed himself after realizing he will never be a woman

>>534682692
>comes to troll turtle trannies
>ends up witnessing a murder
Ahh 4chinz

>>534683925
you lost, time to get over it

>>534681570
average day of the pvp server player

New Deadmines, what did we think of it?

>scrolling through discord servers
>see some activity in the Ascension: Conquest of Azeroth server
>apparently the lead dev crashed out, deleted discord and his github account

WHAT A FUCKING WEEK OF PSERVER NIGGERS
BLIZZARD ALWAYS WINS

>>534684224
please elaborate

>>534684204
The only time people tried it was 2 years ago so who knows how buggy it is now.

>>534684079
Back to /r/eddit you go!

>>534684224
Wasn't it that magic guy? He deleted his github and disappeared from discord but I think he came back?

>>534680942
Everyone will play. Everyone will fall behind the pack. Everyone will give up and ask for f r e s h. Pochie will answer the call

>>534684294
the most stupid female character design for a bloodline of warriors.

It does need a wipe now though. Obviously it still gonna need more testing. I can't get into it seriously until its proven stable. Playing in tiny protions with days inbetween. Any time they put it back up, just going to be waiting for the next crash. Run it as a tes for a week or two, dealing with any issues that come up then make an official clean relaunch if it ever gets fucking sorted.

>>534684294
>Angry Librarian racist

>>534684270
please disregard. these niggers are apparently talking about epoch on the CoA sever but kaytotes never did any of this
people spreading lies

>>534683598
Crogge, can you stop? i'm not gonna play your server.
You destroyed and corrupted everything that Nostalrious made for us

>Life is going real shit right now
>Really need something to lose myself in for a few weeks
>Servers still dead
Lord have mercy

>>534684204
The dude who made it left the team a while ago.

>>534680942
not interested in turtle, it leans too far into fun server territory..

>>534683891
Retard. BGs killed world pvp. The sooner they are removed, the better.

>>534684270
The dev made a mistake using ChatGPT to code. Other devs need his code to fix broken stuff, but he can’t get it because ChatGPT wrote it. a months of server code are lost. The dev quits, saying immature things like “I do it when I feel like it.” Other devs can’t say yes or no because only he can fix it. Epoch is dead.

I can't believe Kaytotes did that

i cant believe kaytotes killed magic with a propane tank wtf

>>534684224
Thats epoch.
Supposedly magic left and closed his github. The chatter in conquest is about epoch server not asscension.
To add more info, supposedly he got booted off the project and theyre saying that after the 20h stress test that someone did some last minute coding which caused the crash. Theyre know implying it was deliberately and saying magic had something to do with it.

Is the chatter true? Maybe. Is it a cop out because they cant code for shit and using magic's distancing from the project as a scapegoat? Maybe.

Tune in next time on dragon deez nutZ

Azeroth at War will reign surpreme

>>534684439
its kayote as in coyote because they are all furrys.

>>534684224
>Check the discord
They're talking about epoch retard

>>534684690
>Azeroth at War
when will it be available... i dont wanna play turtle...

>>534684690
I rather play turtle wow. Sure its filled with trannies.. but if im gonna have to pay 15 dolarinos monthly to get preached at about trannies while also having tons of trannies around i rather play the turtle.
Or like.. play a fun server like asscension.
Face it theres no good classic+ experience.

>>534680942
me. epoch is ngmi with this shit dev team.

>>534684927
Is Turtle really filled with trannies? I've been looking for a girlfriend and I'm desperate enough to put up with one that has morning shadow and a dick bigger than mine

>>534684927
>Face it theres no good classic+ experience.
IF epoch worked, it's changes are just better than turtle's... I wish it worked.

Close gneral chat. Thank

I can't wait to play my little gnome priest tomorrow

General chat is the best thing about pservers prove me wrong

>>534685421
Garrosh would never say that

>>534684690
>murloc rpg if it real

>>534684543
people really make up the most dramatic shit out of nothing

>>534684543
so it's all magics fault? i feel so bad for kes imagine having to cover for that nigger.

>>534685649
please understand
its been over two weeks, for many even longer
got to entertain ourselves somehow

>>534685421
Garrosh would kill all of those freaks for fun. The character killing is real with blizztard

best move for epoch now is maintaining radio silence and closed down discord until after ambershite is launched. this will make even more playes leave for ambershite. then they stealth launch their server on tuesday or wednesday after ambershite so those who jumped on ambershite has 1-2 days invested there.

Insider here. Magic killed Kayotes with a propane tank. Everyone was in on it and have spent weekend trying to clean it up. Servers up Monday, fully operational.

>>534685916
this is the optimal play.

It's over. The slovakian jew has spoken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blj6MLNmKIo

>>534685916
I think the 2week delay and terrible damage control will turn enough people off epoch no need to delay shit

Inside her I was in preschool with ross, he told me. magic sabotaged the server on purpose becasue he was mad at how other people were treating him after his mistake.
he said shenna paid him.

Basically... Kaytotes is being an asshole to the whole team and said he's fine playing solo with bots.

>>534686109
yea

>>534686109
the bots can only stand still

>>534686075
>Inside her I was in preschool with ross
So you're underaged?

>>534686224
that was over 18 years ago anon.

Inside her here. Stop believing silly roumers. Nobody has been killed. Everything is ok.

>>534686075
please don't be inside anyone at preschool

>>534686285
Ross is still in high school lil gup

>>534686432
I don't know what he's telling people but he's in his 20's.

when would be a better time to stealth launch than on a sunday when you specifically said you wouldn't? nobody would be expecting it at all!
I'm thinking pochie sunday

Magic pushed a cryptominer on the launcher before he left

Inside info here, Magic left and sabotaged the server because Kaytotes didn't dilate enough before their erp session, server gonna come online after Kay's order of "DilateMaster 4000" arrives.

>>534674340
I missed it too

Kaytotes just opened another line of credit were fine

>>534686832
ummah is pleased

>>534686595
I know someone on the inside and they have said the servers could be up in an hour, or not.

insdie here info her magic got tired of them delaying the launch and left becasue he has to do a master thesis.
its not big drama he's just too busy, he was always meant to leave the project but promised to stay on for help with launch, when it seemed liked launch was going to be 3 weeks he pulled the plug.
apologized and deleted the account so people couldn't use it as ammunition vs the devs.
I know this becasue i'm in a relationship with kes.

>>534680221
Are you the sloppa king who was generating Whitemane kino for the last few days?

>>534678976
>confirmed
let's see it. will help in deterring people from joining

>>534686928
are you the dom or sub

>>534682610
bullshit, cs2 is filled to the brim with browns. There's no requirement difference between CSGO and cs2

>>534686940
No I'm just reposting my favourite sloppa to share with the lads

>>534679191
two more couple of days buddy

outsider here, i dont know whats going on but im certain jews are at least partially responsible

>>534686320
Don't make light of anon deliveryman death
Anon never got his tendies and has been throwing a temper tantrum since then

>>534687123
Keep posting bro, you got anything of Tyrande?

why come there are no undead girl AI art?

ktote's dog here: get a life nerds

>>534687023
the sub until she made that big discord post. so many people sending her supportive messages made her want to be demeaned. women are unironically strange.

>>534687219
This is the only Tyrande I have

>>534687153
Shenna confirmed jew

>>534687301
>she
>her
>she
>her

Come on man.

>>534687251
Here bro

>>534687338
Fem nelves titmog all other wow races

Magic was in charge of coldridge after being MIA for a large part of the last two weeks. He had also returned to Discord and was boasting about his involvement, despite his absence. Come launch day's stairs issue - Kaytotes was PISSED at Magic and was having a Yarrick-like autism fit that caused Magic's feeling to get hurt and ack himself from the project. That's it. That's what happened. Inex left because they told a lie about family medical issues in #updates.

>>534685982
>belf starts in deathknell
>this is a test realm with limited access and there's already so many people
>they just released 40k free invites
kek

>>534683639
Kwab, I had the opposite happen.
I was always hanging out on voice with this guy when we were like 10-13 playing other MMO and we came across 2 players, played for a bit and then they added us and wanted to voice.
Turns out they were 2 girls, both older than us, they were like 15 or 16 while we were 11 or 12.
I never felt so shy and barely spoke while they lead the convos it was so awkward. Then we got closer and started talking more but eventually it fizzled out.
Good times tough. Wish it was 2011 again.

>>534686940
I miss the slopgod

>>534687603
Coldridge was fine until the friday "test"

>>534687790
NOPE WHAT I SAY IS TRUE

>>534687603
I believe this

>>534687532
Bones!

>>534687532
Imagine you wake up and see this
what do you do?

>>534685982
>>534687660
>Blood Elf
Does it mean you can also play Draenei in Bronzebeard?

>>534687790
They added new quests and mobs to coldridge valley on that "stealth launch that wasn't a test" so someone had been working on it. There were new ice elementals in the troll cave and the caged prisoners quest was changed to frozen prisoners you had to unfreeze (which was bugged), for example.

>>534688319
No idea if Belfs and Draenei are on Bronzebeard for release, but they are on CoA.

>>534685074
its filled with superior girls (men)

POCHIE OCTOBER

>>534688040
Puke because it probably smells horrific

>>534680942
I think most will even if they deny it here. The whole bad client meme has run its course after being deboonked so many times.

>look at https://github.com/barncastle/AIO-Sandbox wanting to check out epoch maps myself
>it does not say how to run this anywhere
Feels bad being retarded.
Any helpers?

>>534688340
>>534687603
So more than likely it was ready for launch except for these additions that fucked it up. Then a sperg out delays it, they weekend off. Monday we are back

>>534688757
start the exe. select 3.3.5 change your realmlist to 127.0.0.1:XXXX whatever port it says in the console

>>534688757
Using a server repack is already something for retards...
You just extract it, run it, select version, change your realmlist to 127.0.0.1.

its over poochie bros epoch will be a dead meme in 7 days and no one will care about it anymore

>>534680942
Gonna try it for funsies but I'm jumping ship the second I see the UE5 rework coming up

dont bother with ASScention, they are a racists server
there are blocking to india and banned from discord when i inquire

>>534689054
Why?

>>534689142
saars they are doing the blokcins

AMBIE SUNDAY

Some more Bronzebeard codes stolen fresh from the discord.

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8672-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8787-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8894-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8991-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8a94-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8baf-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8cce-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8db1-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8e9e-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db8fab-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db90dd-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db91e9-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db92cc-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db93dc-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db94e2-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db977d-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1db9fc3-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1dba0f0-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/b1dba1df-75f3-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66

>>534688970
>>534689016
I downloaded the source code instead of the build. I am retard.

I have been looking at the map files and I genuinely can't find tol barad

>>534689147
I have absolutely no trust whatsoever in UE5 as an engine, especially in an amateur team's hands, to not drastically fuck up the transition
If they somehow do manage to prove me wrong I'll be happy about it ofc but I'm not taking risks

>>534689232
based im in thanks fren

>>534689529
maybe its in those encrypted .xxx files

>>534689232

No one wants to play on that gay pay 2 win retail like server faggot

>>534689529
It's supposed to be north of wetlands

>>534689232
i already have one but thanks based anon.

>>534689628
The entire Eastern Kingdoms map.
>>534689604
I wish I knew how to decrypt those.

>>534678716
A decent serv but with p2Qol bullshit, flamboyant cringe mounts & pets and a shitty client

>>534689746
Found it

>>534680942
never touching anything with shenna and crogge again

>>534689232
>you already have access to bronzebeard
what da hell

>>534689232
I got the key, thanks.
Honestly, this is what Epoch should have done.
Why did they not set up a PTR?

>>534689845
it's here..

>>534690025
>Honestly, this is what Epoch should have done.
they had multiple public betas with little/low interest

I'm in.

>be playing pochie
>"ok folx are we ready to kill this big boss??"
>(my finger slips over the B key and goes to N instead)
>"ok folx are we ready to kill this nig boss??"
You have been banned. Reason: Hateful & offensive speech.

>>534689142
damn bro, that's some sick marketing

>>534690334
Nice

>>534690025
Epoch is "perfectly fine if some of you don't get to play here"

TOL BARAD.
>>534690334
the new gnome starting zone should be right next to the dwarf one

>>534690416
how dare they react like that in your completely made up scenario that only exists in your head?!

>>534690478
Looks kinda amateur

>>534690416
>say nigero (run in nihongese) in a private discord call during a dungeon
>Kaytotes senses a disturbance and ACKS ximself

>>534690416
leave the comedy to other people ok

>>534678757
still waiting pookie

What's the new gnome starter zone anyway?

If you don't stop making fun of us, we are taking another 2 days mental health break.

>>534690508
my intrusive thoughts are real echoes from other dimensions thoughbeit

>>534685421
>read all that slop
>see who posted
Fake news

>>534674637
post without the turtle

>>534681913
>i'm allergic to p2w.
turtle isn't p2w you retard

>>534690209
As I keep pointing out, the last stress test (the actual new to previously unregistered public one) was an hour earlier than they said it would be (gmt vs brit daylight time or something) and the announcement said it would be "for a few hours."
Well it only lasted 1 hour and I and many others showed up as the server shutdown and when we asked about it we got dog-piled on about how we were being entitled and "it's not about you" and "the devs got what they needed" etc
mega kekening

>>534690478
Comfy.

>>534690675
*Deals psychic damage to the devs*

>SORRY THE SERVERS HAVE BEEN DOWN BUT WHILE THE CORE TEAM CODED OUT XISTERS IN THE ART DEPARTMENT MADE TWO NEW STARTER ZONES. WE HOPE THIS MAKES UP FOR THIS SHIT FEST
>starter zones are broken af and cause the server to go offline again
>xisters in the art department anhero

RIP KES
YOUR ROTTEN GASH WILL NOT BE MISSED

>>534690828
>Speed changes to 10x
RUN VERY FAST DWARF REBORN IN THE POCH

>>534689054
they are no plans to discontinue 1.12 and ue5 is never coming out anyway.

>>534683925
but anon, my whole 30 copper ore is gone from my inventory and i cant even smelt it to level my level 25 blacksmithing now
i guess i was part of the 42 abusers

>>534690828
don't use .go [id] though, it's broken for whatever reason.

>>534690940
nah, they blanket wiped mats
I had about 20 copper ore they wiped
they didn't touch my ~40 copper bars though

>>534689142
good morning sirs, please do the needful and kindly adjust the ip ranges

>>534690828
that doesn't fit the vanilla art style!

>>534690828
The cave looks good but thats because it uses Wrath models

>>534678976
>confirmed btw
>>534679107
>>534687015
so... not confirmed?

>>534690334
stream?

I hate the devs of epoch and want them to succeed. Pochie Monday!

>>534686056
>no need to delay shit
you still don't get it lil bro?

lemme spell it out for you:
they have no choice.
their shit doesn't work.

epoch devs are waiting for me to find a new job, when I get hired they boot up the servers.

epoch? more like epoop lol

New WC is not available for whatever reason.
New DM is though.
or at least I think this is new.

epoop? more like peepoop lol

>>534678617
i accept donations in a form of feet pics btw

>>534690940
they said they'd only hit 42 people but endding up hitting the entire server. they're unironically incompetent niggers and everyone was warned this would happen.

>>534691643
That just looks like regular Deadmines.

>>534691643
retardGOD...

>>534691643
that's crazy I thought people said the could only reuse assets? i've never seen this before are they making their own 3d models?

>>534690802
"win" is subjective. is p2gofast p2w? is p2Qol p2w? there's a cash shop that gives players advantages other than cosmetics, that's for sure. if that anon doesn't want to play because of that, that's his right.

>>534691938
based guy who has never run vanilla deadmines before