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>>534597570 >Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/
>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/
>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol
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It is within dreams that there is reality. It is within me that there is the universe.
>Struggling to win in bronze lobbies
>Switch to flex and go do my placements
>Go S rank vs Plat players
Yep the issue in those games was me i was throwing it for my team gg ill just play better :)
it's year 2025
it's still somehow possible to have 4 autofills in one team
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>>534678214It's funny if you read it downside up
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>>534678214>the plat players in questionwhy are all lolgs pathological liars
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@waioofthewanderer you also duoed with two different people.
why are lolgens niggers holy fuck lmfao. let me duo with gourdon and my winrate will be 90% cuck.
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I don't need a duo. I need a Teemo (in my lap).
>>534678723tryndamere must be gay or infertile if this woman isn't a mother
Woah look at all those bronze players
>>534679115Im playing on an account rn that started in iron and I have a 72% wr youre just coping for why youre bronze
>>534678517I duod with two of my irl friends that are dogshit for 5 total games you stupid nigger for a 50% wr with them total you're fucking retarded and bad and hardstuck. I literally don't have any more silver accounts because its too easy to climb out of. Almost have all of them to plat now too
Anyways, now that we're on a new thread and the wordcloud's done, I'm gonna go back to bed. Have fun in your games, /lolg/.
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Do I need to jerk off to Irelia to become good at her?
>>534679829you haven't been?
>>534678645Sett is making a snow angel behind that Poro
This is why Xayah is looking there
>>534676960Keep encouraging chronic masturbators who think its normal human behavior to jack off multiple times a day and pedophiles itll get better also make sure to ignore all gameplay posts or reply with generic low elo lol answer
>>534680396low elo and low t
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>>534678214I've played some flex recently because I reconnected with a friend group I used to hang out with a few years back and flex is what they play unless they're 4 and as a result can't queue this mode so they fall back to normals.
There's a noticeable improvement in match quality when your games are no longer littered with drooling handlevelers attack moving down sidelane no matter the game state because they just wanna be done with the leveling, as well as retards who can't stop themselves from typing "nigger" or going disco nunu so they're now serving their ranked restriction sentence.
I expected the queue times to get long but apparently we're not the only ones with the idea above so the queue times are comparable if not shorter than our normals.
Flex rank easily surpasses soloq rank though and it will then display in profile instead of your soloq rank. I wish there was a choice to override this and show soloq rank anyway even when it's lower - or display one alongside the other. You can't see other peoples' honor level anyway.
>>534680075FUUUUUUUUUCK
I want to have SEX with Irelia so badly
im back from vacay
a real one
i am sunburnt
if you use 4chan you cannot be normal tho, something must have gone wrong in your life to be here yes i may be projecting
briar if she yordle
>>534678214Flex is a joke mode, their actual skill level is way below their flex rank. Stick to soloq to improve.
>>534681116Their "actual" soloq rank is Plat
>>534679115
>>534681180cope
"stop crying it's just flex" ~my friend after picking mundo adc
no one takes this joke of a mode seriously, maybe actually high up the ladder but even there I heard it's actually more wintrading than anything
>>534681180>>534678360The matchmaking is all over the place. Noone actually takes this mode seriously, its a fun mode for friends
>>534680793nobody cares, kill yourself
balanced casual mode without leveling accounts and stacks when?
>>534681356floppy ears > straight ears
>>534681862hyst okay ranked, yeah you'll get the occational 30 but atleast the account is leveled so legal
>>534681862just play ranked, you'll get the occasional 30 but atleast the account is leveled so legal
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>got another mf skin
man...
Why are ADCs scared to engage first...
>>534683570why is the retarded rakan scared to walk up and w instead of wasting his ult like a retard cause he thinks he needs his adc to walk in? youre so fucking stupid
>>534683570confidence issues. Much more prevalent in bronze and silver than emmy. you see gold supports act the same way, too. If they see the support not use abilities, they get triggered by the ptsd from other games where supports delayed using their abilities. after that play, if your adc continued to play passively, then they have zero excuses
Yeah, we love cock here, so what?
>>534683570>play engage support>complain ADC isn't setting up for youI would be more understanding if your ADC was ashe or MF who have reliable slows and they just weren't using them but that's not the case here.
If I were this jinx I wouldn't even be looking for this play if costs me a near full minion wave and your ult. Killing 0/3 brand spending your ult to do so does not outweigh just taking the wave and keeping your ult for a 2v2 or gank setup when lilia is done with her top to bot cycle.
>cock mentioned
cock mentioned...
Sett is straight and his girlfriend is Xayah
>>534684892This is all kinds of wrong
Coachless is a community-driven project led by xPetu, a Challenger Shen main with a masterโs degree in mathematics.
Sett loves fucking twinks in their ass and impregnating them and that's absolutely okay!
>>534683570Honestly, if she wasn't being gutted I would recommend you just pick Yuumi at this point seeing how you play Rakan...
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1SVRWd-FeF4mtCyx7a7meymJ4IlDOFrVrHzGK0paGUfk/edit?usp=sharing
>>534684892Not pictured: Sett's mom rimming Aphelios
>>534685263thanks for the virus asshole
>>534685263This is beautiful
Thank you
Whos the baby daddy of Sett's child?
Xayah or Aphelios? Or someone else perhaps...?
>>534685872is this some ffxiv oc or something wtf
>>534684790Rakan isn't really a primary engage support, and is much more consistent if he's played as a secondary, or counter engage.
Though Jinx and I were standing in that bush for another ~10-15 seconds before when Brand was scared / clearing the wave. If they had walked up sooner she wouldn't have lost much.
I also wasn't sure if Brand had Flash at that point, but the ult was def overkill.
>>534686274so consistent that you struggle in bronze elo normal games
>>534685449I sell these if you want one of your own :)
>>534685432Its a google slides link you ginormous nigger
>>534686559I'm reinstalling windows as we speak you fucker
Uhhhh uhhhh i think i'll just pick Zyra support and carry games :)
Auroraโs Across the Veil invisibility into burst combo feels like it skips the whole outplay part. Itโs strong, but when a champ deletes you from the fog with little counterplay, it starts feeling more like a gimmick than skill.
daily reminder that riot considers you to be on par with an iron 4 if you're emerald 3
>>534686458>A 70% win rate means that I'm strugglingMake it make sense anon.
>Be AD bruiser
>run conqueror, it maxes out at 28 AD at level 18
>run gathering storm
>wait 30 minutes
>+29 AD perma
>Basically have TWO conquerors for the price of one and a minor rune
They outta be auditing me for how much AD I'm cheating out of the system!
whatever i do, my opponent is always outperforming me, thinking faster and enemy team reacts very quickly, like wtf when i attack some adc who went to farm solo and after 2 seconds their entire team is here :(
>>534687020it's just elo hell sweety
make sure to create a new account, start over and you'll hit challenger this time for sure
>>534686274>racucks favourite position is in the backlines watchingjokes write themselves
>>534686962>Wait for the 30 minute mark for your rune to kick in>Enemies end the game at 25gg...
>Come on Xayah engage that Sett im right behind you
>*masturbates as she's getting raped*
>>534686885https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/Wind%20Up%20Merchant-1608
>>534687020play stuff like shen, soraka, karthus to look at the map more
or stuff like tf/ryze/galio to get into the habit of being globally aware
>>534687020Just keep training your object permanence. Yes the enemy team still exists after entering fog of war and running to get your ass. Yes you spent longer than you thought you did in game fighting instead of running before they got there.
>>534686828Play Aurora once. Try doing the burst combo from fog and see how little leeway you get to actually pull it off successfully.
>>534687683youre just bad at the game
>>534687791Compelling argument
Can the Mel bug happen in solo q or was that fixed?
>wake up
>16:00
Fuck, i need to go buy grocerys. Overslept a little, but its fine.
Maybee league of legens after?`Today i feel like smurfing all the way from iron with either aatrox or kled.
But first crocerys, need some frozen pizza
>>534688018how do i unsub this blog?
>>534687379>Enemies end the game at 25I kneel Super Giga Challenger rank 0, I'll just take my paltry 14 AD from 20 minute gathering storm and walk away in shame..
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rare judgement kayle game
>>534686962>wait 30 minutes for your rune to be useful>in lane where if enemy has more raw early fighting power they just make you their bitch and deny you farmOther bruiser players running shieldbash/boneplating/unflinching or cookies/jack of all trades are salivating at your sight. They'll be going even against you in matchups they should be losing and beating you in matchups that should be stalemates.
Unless you're doing this in the jungle. I guess it's valid there on some sort of fullclear machine like hecarim (who already goes sorcery primary).
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rare judgement kayle game
i know there were accounts being sold with ufo corki on it but never this one, looked very cool in the map
>>534688210what my adc thinks about all the time
>>534688412That's what I think about all the time as an enchanter support
>>534688295why do you censor names in aram
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/wdsmbt-00000
>>534688724uh-oh, he's getting DOXXED and HACKED by ANONYMOUS now
>>534688490i'm an enchanter support and i do not think this, my adc thougheverbeit is giving cockhungry slut
>>534688295Wait that skin is rare? I've had that piece of shit for like a decade.
>>534688724>arams>swain>cutelowwoman
>>534689008its supposed to be
>>534688724btw this is why people think if they post their names on here they'll get stalked. Way to prove their point.
>>534689146literally nobody would've cared if they didn't post it unedited first, deleted it and then censored the names
list of lolgs that fell off?
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>>534689146doesnt matter i'll just play on a different acc and let that one die
>>534688724dumbass swainfag
>>534689146Theres some childfuckers who snipe your games, so they're not wrong
>>534689317you mean the account you played vgs on? you're the only person using this cringe streamer mode shit
>>534689317Sorry you feel the need to do that. You can always just come back to it and rename it in the future or something though if you have skins on it and don't wanna throw them away.
>>534689283Was obviously a mistake which they rushed to rectify because they panicked and were anxious about. By just reposting the picture they clearly intentionally meant to not post you're kind of just fucking with them on purpose for no reason.
>>534689427Low MMR ARAM is too populated to be snipable.
lolg try not to be creepy challenge impossible
stop hating on my wife swainfag
Recommend me top laners to main.
>>534689601just remember you'll be playing second fiddle to a fictional geriatric old man and he irl bf
>>534689593what do you expect from a general that has british uncs pushing 40
>>534688231>They'll be going even against you in matchups they should be losingOne or two minor runes doesn't actually change an entire toplane matchup unless it was even to begin with. Like go ahead bro run into the Darius as Sion he 'only' has sorc runes secondary and not your biscuits you can totally win you have more laning runes lmao
>>534689654illaoi, the most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut
btw if you rename the account I'll post the new username as soon as you post a censored lobby
oh no lolg found my account
brb gonna kms real quick as my life is literally OVER
idk what you expect us to do with aram posts anyway. its not a skill based mode. you win or lose at the loading screen. you literally gave up on playing the real game and resort to shooting fish in a barrel to feed your addiction
>>534689554Doesnt seem that way to me. Some of the childfuckers even use hacks.
They just don't want their username made public because some of you really are that weird. I'm not saying /lolg/ is weird as a whole nor am I saying it's any significant portion of the thread but there ARE people who are weird and they want to avoid them. I don't think that's a big ask and I don't see why lolg has to get riled up about it or harass them about it.
Grow up.
>>534689872i already got done with my ranked goals desu
>>534689943shut the fuck up windupnigger
this is not your personal diskek channel to spam all day in
>low elo ppl dodge my niche champs skillshots
this game is so old and veteran-oriented that it's impossible to climb unless you're genetically talented young high iq low reaction time chad
>>534689943>Grow up>talking about someone burning a level 300 account over the fact that some random people online know his username (literally 9 people every game? what)
>>534689796Damn if only you didn't center your life around a racist old man...
>>534690081The dodgability of skillshots is decided by how honest they are, not how niche.
>>534685278Why do people keep going on about Sett's mom and Phel?
i wish i had a lolg stalker
i wish my lolg stalker would neck himself already, disgusting deformed irl neet
>>534690332no you dont you just want to be loved
it must be telling that no one goes for her even though this place is full of lonely dudes
>>534690220shes slutty looking and there was an ai poster that would post stuff like that
Gotta respect how /lolg/ just keeps proving their point and choice to keep their name private more and more. I think I'll start censoring my name from here on out too.
why do you guys insist on finding out igns of lolgs trying to stay anonymous
why do you panic when lolg finds out your ign
NOOO NOT MY USERNAME THAT NINE OTHER PEOPLE SEE EVERY GAME
literally gonna quit league for that reason since I can't be safe ever
>>534678723Haha imagine her leaning her back towards you like that and you pinch her labia hahahahaha
>>534690491that's just a magnet for weirdos though, I never bothered doing that and no one cares
the second you start censoring your ign retards here see it as a challenge
>>534690404This place is full of HOMOSEXUAL lonely dudes they dont want a woman.
>>534690547the 9 other in game people are not even remotely close as mentally ill as some of you
>>534690512>why do you panic when lolg finds out your ignnoone's really panicking though anonymity is for privacy
did half the poster itt get raped irl? you talk and behave like rape victims
>>534690332Get yourself an iron account and post renekton webms, you'll get yourself an army of them.
Uhh, they wont love you though, unless you are 6 years old. Then you might take the anti birth pill to be safe
gonna quit gaming altogether since there will always be people who can see my ign in every game
it's so unfair bros...
>>534690404not everyone treats this site like a dating app
>>534689317>>534690656>I will let my 300 level acc die because lolg knows my usernamemeets the definition of panicking in my book
>>534690814i said decay, it wont really die just sit afk for a while.
I love playing Mordekaiser, he's such a good rework. One of the best. I love when I send people to the Death Realm and frickin' BONK them. I can't help but shout out loud "You're going to Brazil!" every time I ult someone. What a good rework.
nobody cares about "your book"
stfu lil nigga
>rushes to every new thread no matter what time of the day to post uninteractive swain pic
>manually attaches more ugly art to their mundane opinions as a self identifier
>censors the only proof they actually play the game
>???
woman logic
>someone made a mistake? time to blow this all out of proportion because im so cool and rebellious like that
>>534690654any concrete proof of this mental illness you speak of? because I personally don't think linking an opgg makes someone mentally ill
>>534690927and I will post the new link as soon as you start playing on it
mad? shaking and crying? lolg is so scawy everyone is so mentally ill
I was about to log in and queue up for a game but then I remembered that people would see my IGN and stalk me and MURDER me
whew close one
>>534690808just admit na girls>eu girls
cutesy high elo velkoz > neet femcel with diaper fetish
>>534691076>any concrete proof of mental illness?>oh yeah btw im gonna stalk you for the next month or twoincredible
Why do the childfuckers and people like basedjack claim to hate toxic people? They literally defend l9 apocalypse
>>534691029not all women are like that
im a woman and i dont avatar or censor my username or even tell anyone im a woman unless necessary
>>534691045>someone is cringe>point it out>noo you can't do thatok but I did do it so what?
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why do some people recommend ap items on nami?
i did absolutely 0 damage playing her on tull ap though did a bit more decently on the support items
iirc her ap ratios are supposed to be better than other enchanters but her spells don't really seem poke heavy and her r has a large cooldown so enchanter items are better due to having more cdr
>im a woman and i dont avatar or censor my username or even tell anyone im a woman unless necessary
>>534691176failed the turing test
here's your autism diagnosis
>>534691217the point is, it's never necessary. you having a vagina doesn't make the quality of your opinion better. it makes the posts worse since you feel the need to feel special amongst the guys here.
>>534691076>mad? shaking and crying?not really
>>534691246its not worth pointing out to begin with plenty anons on this site fuck up their post and have to repost it
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>>534691357I think the AP items people suggest are just the ones you built and they're moreso for your teammates than they are for you? I think? Like that old E max / elec / mandate build w/ Lucian.
Speaking of, I wonder if Nami E increased damage counts towards your damage total at the end of the game or the person you're using it on's.
>>534691529ok? I don't care
what about that
What is this alleged mistake? Stop whiteknighting for her, she's a full grown hag not some child learning about the internet.
wrote a script that will send me an irc notification when censorfaggot updates his name and I'll just post it here when it happens
I don't need to stalk anyone :)
>Posts childporn
>Spends his time stalking people
>Obsessive personality
Bruh, you're mental illness is worse than mine
>>534691564Yeah me too. But don't hit on me silly boys ;) I'm just like you, but in girl form.
>>534691532mandate is an ap item but is still categorized as a support item, i was thinking more like cosmic drive and such but still it's whatever i guess, ap nami kinda sucked so im skipping out on that in the future
>>534691686Platinum is top 17% of the playerbase.
It is high elo yes.
If you were top 17% of chess players or top 17% of the best guitar players you would be considered high elo.
>thinking its stupid scrambling to identify someone on an anonymous message board is whiteknighting now
word has lost all meaning
>>534691870it really has
youre a nigger so it should be called blackslaving in your specific case
>>534691870it never had any meaning to begin with
>>534691837you don't say eu lolg is high elo when half of them are emerald or above
>>534691686? she is and she plays solo and proud of her name meanwhile your flagstaff woman hides in a meme mode
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>>534691830lol I've never seen anyone build Cosmic on her but I see, ye, you're better off skipping out on it and instead trying that stuff out on like, I dunno, Thresh, Leona or whomever has a kit/ratios to compensate and work with.
>>534691532Her dmg counts towards her teammate unless you use the E on yourself
>>534691870Because you wouldn't give two shits if it was a man doing it. You just feel obligated to defend the retard because she's a perpetually online girl.
I hope swainfag goes back to posting more pics so I can filter them.
>>534691989Euw emerald is Na silver.
if the name of your rank is a real world material you are not high elo
>>534691806where is this alleged cp in the thread?
>>534692205>Because you wouldn't give two shits if it was a man doing itIt's literally happened several times before thobeitever. Remember the other Ahrifag that left because lolg hounded his ign? It was just as stupid then too.
>>534692058back ages ago i was looking up nami (because thresh/nami was a thing) and i believe some guy was recommending stuff like cosmic drive on her but only for specific scenarios that required her to peel and be a bit more engaging rather than sit back and pressing w to heal all the time, it seemed like a good idea. i'll see if i can try out other champs, leona is too boring and i barely see thresh thesedays.
>>534692442that's just some smug anime girl
sounds like you're the pedo if you know it's cropped porn
>>534692520leaving because of a "ign leak"? (whatever the fuck that means)
yes it's very stupid indeed!
>>534692258so tru llllliiilllllllliii
>>534692520No I don't. Sounds like you need a break from the internet.
>Complains about off topic
>Also complains about people that post league characters, leage webms, /vg/ lobbys, their games
Only cp allowed on /lolg/ it seems
>>534690480>wasI just don't like spamming
>>534692258Unranked is high elo
Okay but have you stalked lolgs on twitter?
>>534692703he's going to get leaked as soon as he gets back with a new name so he might as well not swap account at all
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>>534692526I just can't see Nami's kit allowing for that sort of playstyle desu. I feel like regardless of what you build and how good you are if you walk up as Nami and your lane opponents aren't complete morons you're more than likely just gonna get caught by some hook, CC or just traded into by Sona QW/Sera/Soraka Q or whatever and it'll never be worth it. I don't play too much support though so what do I know?
Moving on though!
Who does /lolg/ think is gonna get a skin in the Battle Pass for next season? Darkin themed skins should be very interesting lmao. What if we get, like, AAhri or AAkali or Kaai'Sa or something lmao
honestly hope they really lean into it and do some fun stuff!
>oh no people found out I play League of Legends in a League of Legends general?
>the horror
>better abandon my account and start a new one
pussy behavior
all this over a random league account?
>play top
>every single of my last 5 losses has an ape with score of 20 or under on my team that just inted the game and ran it down
>The games I win I am first or second in the lobby, the games I lose I am the ace
My alt is 500 elo ahead of my main and I can really feel it. Going at a steady 65% w/r on my main for now, but I lose more elo than I gain despite doing well and despite having positive winrate
>>534692703You're making things worse by thinking your better than everyone else here. There's no need for all that. You main aram lol. Get over yourself.
>>534692792Remember when someone found out AOE named his lol account the same as his twitter and posted his twitter selfies in the thread?
>>534692891Lolg has to make a big deal out of everything pls understand.
>>534692957>thinking your better than everyone else here.proof?
errrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm source? I'm gonna need a source
>>534692961What do you mean found out? AOE posted a screenshot of his twitter. You're acting like someone doxxed him.
>>534692847Yeah I don't understand this either literally who cares. If you're going to try to censor who you are then why even bother
>>534692961no please remind us
>claims something
>errrrrrrrm wdym i need sauce?
bro..?
>>534692792Im happy that i dont have social media
>>534693045thinking you're a special snowflake that must censor their name in the first place
yeah I'm gonna need a trusted source on that
>anons like to be....le ANONYMOUS??!
dudes clearly not been thru the cancer namedrop saga
people who post on game general.... play GAME?????????
>aram isnt the game doe
people who post on game general.... play GAME'S GAME?????????
Sett,Aphelios and their son through the male impregnation of Sett's anus Steven
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm that's misinformation
>errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm that's misinformation
best thread of 2025 by far
all this sociopathy and zero namedrops. lets go people name and shame. start with pdfs
unless you have a trusted source, we're done here
we need to be a better general
Here's a tip
And a spear behind it!
omg you googled my username you sociopath
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/%2Fvp9jw3YVieJk1%2FV%2FT1qzA%3D%3D/page/7/#
kys i didn't even realize your shitty drawn art was supposed to be swain
>>534694085>tracking down user "cum on me ahri">posts lolg activity to mom>now you're groundedcya nerd
Which champ has had the most abortions?
Whose pussy is the most haunted ?
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dox this game
You're beautiful, you're worth it
You're the best and you deserve it
You're a stranger, so you're perfect
You're a stranger, so you're perfect
>>534694327first one's gotta be elise since she literally makes the spiderlings explode
second one's gotta be your mom
Using chatgpt's paid limited use Deep Research tokens to go through all profiles of all players in my last 100 games to tell me if Riot is deliberately sending their agents to fuck up my ranked games with loss streaks.
It has been going on for about 20 minutes
>Way to much posts to evenr ead
We did it, we revived /lolg/
Now that the dust has settled, why did the Skarner rework flop so hard?
>>534694631its because a few people were making multiple posts, the general has not recovered though it's not as bad as last year spring
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>>534694627no it's not riot agents, it's all the alt accounts of all faggots in this thread. including you. dox this too
I asked Riot and they confirmed Sett is indeed a bottom.
After a long day of dominating in the Arena all he wants is to be dominated by someone else.
He wants his husband and father of his children Aphelios to take the lead and do whatever he wants to him.
Hes a gigachad in the arena and a submissive little sissy behind closed doors.
>>534694849became an esports pick which is better than nothing
if he'd had the same story as before with the gems he'd have been solid
>>534694849>how can we sell the fantasy of a scorpion >uhh what if he picked up rocks and threw them?
anyone else gets the feeling that arams last longer now? I swear it feels like every other one lasts over 30 minutes
where did my quick and carefree mode go
>open lol of legends video
>this is an american
yikers
>>534695053no i woudn't say arams last longer now, its about the same as before
however, there is a lot less one sided sweeps due to the card system so people have a larger number of choices to pick from therefore ff less since chances are they will get champs they're atleast ok playing as compared to back then so people give up less and the games are a bit more ok on both sides, you also don't see the typical nid/brand/xerath every game so there's that
>schizos thinking riot agents exist
>>534695053No, they actually do seem to last longer. I think its because the changes. Teams seem more balanced now overall, so matches tend to be less 1 sided stomps
>>534695201This guy has been getting hailed on Twitter for just replying to people and it's completely undid all of the negative reputation for all of the retarded shit he did over the years. It's funny.
>>534695201i dont know who this is
>>534695306>You also dont see the typical nid/brand/xerath every game so there's thatGod I wish I got the ARAM games you did
>>534695606https://x.com/drewlevin
https://youtu.be/CC-Uq5VTkww?si=ZbGoQQMFIQer5kaI
>>534695732>n*crit shan't
>>534695661being spongebob low helps
this is the discussion gnigger fought to preserve against the evil coomers
rsp
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>>534695870it's just to provide context you can just click the twitter and have a goo yourself
>>534695015that was the lamest shit ever
>>534696020what if he stomped his little legs and slowed you by 5%?
>>534695015he diggy diggy through wallls
>>534695732he's the one sole rioter
>>534695913still obsessed award
bruh
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>>534694867what was wrong with last year spring? thats when I found this place...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12eRYR3ZjrE
I don't think they're turning Xin into a darkin. Also, I hate shippers.
times like these im glad to be an outsider and unknown element
>>534696369ranked resets I believe, there were times when it was 1 thread per day and stuff but the place is more active now
>>534696727you should post an unedited screenshot, delete the post and then censor the igns
Champs for giving them 'the ole razzle dazzle'?
Poby is the greatest player there's ever been
Does league of legends have any cool ninjafighters like kazumi?
Anyway, doing my grocerys now
>>534697327if you want a female ninja there's akali
>>534697384HAHAHA u fucking retard why do you bother censoring your ign
ur life is OVER now
put the mask back on, you're cuter when we dont know who you are
hc
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>>534697546NO FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME FUCKING STALKER
>>534697941lamb doesn't look like that under the mask
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>>534698189lamb doesn't look like this
>>534694301KEK that is a good one i'm stealing it
im gonna lock in lillia today!!!
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alright i scared off the schizofags for now
>>534698350brother you just doxxed yourself. shouldn't have revealed the secret tech
>>534698416lamb doesn't look like this either
>>534698781now that's more like it
>>534698992why is she wearing lingerie?
Lamb has a nice featureless crotch
>>534699069because you asked for it
up to 4 stars now. I cant handle the oncoming gooners or the erp or the piss talk. gonna have to find shelter. stay safe
>>534692715post moar, you're not spamming
>find some raunchy league stuff that looks like i'd be into and has a good artist style
>don't both looking at tags
>three panels in
>vore
JUST-
FUCK
NO ONE LIKES THIS CRAP
>t. jhin main
>>534692715What uh...animal...is Sett's mom supposed to be?
tired, gonna make the 346th account and pray for the best
>love play tanks
>play tanks in pisslow is a nightmare
I'm not tank the enemies to you run full hp having ult and spells ups you cowardnigger!
>>534699406probably rabbit, I think hares are the ones that are supposed to have perked up ears so aurora should be a hare
>>534699515I'd rather have ChatGPT AI slop than this
>>534699406Shes an animal all right
>>534699536anybunny can have up or down ears. the difference between hares and rabbits are unrelated
>>534699671fully? sorry only ever saw rabbits with floppy ears
>>534699406I associate her and Sett as foxes she plays the part also
>>534699406same as him no?
>>534699608what's wrong with being plat?
>>534699232OK here is one I haven't posted before
reminder that Nami is nice
Which champ is the potentialman of league?
is 400 games this season too much...
>>534700212syndra waking up and being the next villian
>>534700024don't let the barafag see this
>>534700342to get d4 from iron? yea way too many
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>>534700473im still gold 3. i just enjoy playing my champion too much and climbing seems lame
ETA to platinum?
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/EUW/sheep%20with%20horns-baa
>>534700553>over 1300 games, someone's wr remains at 50%how
HOW
TELLL ME FORCED 50% ISN'T REAL
>>534700342no
that's about 200 games of wins and losses, people spend more than that just ping pinging in the same elo oddly enough
>>534700342as long as you are having fun
>>534700473is it? iron to d4 is kind of a big deal no?
>>534700578it can't be that fun if it is just gold 3
your games are probably the same episode by now
>>534700342I started playing this January and am at almost 1k games
Went from iron 4 to plat 4 so far, top lane
>>534700858it's kinda repetitive but not that bad
i just like playing vlad. everything else is so lame and investing in climbing seems boring too. i just wanna play vlad is the only reason i still play
>>534700687are you actually retarded? 50% just means they are at the elo matching their skill
>He? You know Reksai is a girl, right?
>>534700856big deal for who?
>This is objectively the most balanced the game's ever been
You don't have 735 other basedbears
>>534701864champs deserve to die
>>534701841d4+ is top 3%, iron is literally bottom 14-15%
that's kind of a big leap if you ask me
i am looking for a support duo
-MUST be under 5'4
-MUST wear a chastity cage while we play
-MUST play lulu
-NA server
drop discords below please and thank you.
hello I asked for the source you're legally required to provide a trusted source now
GOid afternooon I ruined everything and my life is over
Oh, and I'm silver too
did u know penta mordekaiser has a kindred back tattoo
I think it would be hot to have a boyfriend that is high elo who makes fun of me for being low elo
#shareyourconfessionswithme
>i play leagueslop
>lock in some modernslop
>"wow this is the most boring niggercoal i've played all year"
>look lolalytics
>10% pick rate
why are lolbabs in love with slop?
should I stream league todayโฆ o
>>534702853silver is max comfy, though you should be able to climb back to gold and go higher since you seem to play more actively
Uh-oh, we're thinking about cock again in here
>>534703701im thinking about why the mordekaiser rework flopped so hard, actually
why did mordekaisers cock flop so hard?
CUTE!
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I love Lissandra!
Mmmhhh... floppy cocks...
>>534703209do you really look like that irl?
will riot ever do anything about their bots on pvp modes
>Mmmhhh... floppy cocks...
Flopping lillia horsecock!
Why do people like you always have to ruin it?
>>534705174No, like blizzard in wow they secretly love the bots.
It means that theres more accounts and more potential skins bought
>about to fall asleep
>teeth randomly start hurting like hell out of nowhere
don't drink soder kids
league of legends
>>534705868wow bots that control the economy and farm resources to influence players with gold and items doesnt make as much sense as riots own bots in these games since they're all vanilla and the accounts having skins would just be recycling their own money
infact this game can be played fully without purchasing any cosmetics at all though if you meant more accounts and therefore skins as in new players being led to think they're good at the game and should stick around and potentially buy the skins, i guess i agree
>>534706296that thing they put the master chief in
>have fun with Ambessa
>don't play her because shes cancer
I did the one block jump for the chicken and still fell......
There is no FUCKING WAY there is this many """LE RANDOM""" FUCKING NIDALEES in my ARAM games.
It's not possible unless some fagshit carpet munching pile of absolute homosexual excrement intentionally only bought Nidalee on their account level 1, did the stupid tutorial to get to level 3, then spammed ARAM for 15 years.
Its the only fucking way.
This stupid ass bitch is in
>E-V-E-R-Y
fucking ARAM.
>>534707149Bet people felt the same playing sylas on release.
>eat like 4 griled chese sandwiches with coffee
>lock in ehc karma out of laziness
>adc has hands and we steamroll the game
life is good
>>534707306>be retard>stack with le retard friends>ask them to roll for my otp every game>get my otp almost every game>"""all random""" all mid
>>534707398What cheese did you use?
>>534706373Not going to go through the whole convo but my psyops idea has always been that they incorporated bots with often rare, unavailable, or otherwise flashy skins intentionally to get people to be like
>wow, i don't know what that character really does but that skin is beautiful / cool / i like itLike they're advertising for free instead of a person not knowing that, I dunno, Warden Jax is a skin until they see it in a bot swiftplay game and are like D00D i need that oink oink.
>>534707306yeah unfortunately the new system is worse than when people could have ARAM only accounts, with the stupid card system meaning its nearly impossible between your 2-3 choices and everyone elses not to get S tier ARAM picks so you see the same champs every single game
come enjoy a few cheeky games if you'd like..
shen jg is so viable
>fine and healthy clear because your Q does 100% more damage on monsters
>after tiamat your clear speed become still better
>strong gank
>ultimate let you counter gank in any part of the map
why isn't jg a popular secondary role for him?
>>534707306just keep playing kayle on sr if you get sick of the same cycle
then rotate to ranked when you get funnelled a bunch of 4 mans till you get tired of that and then go back to araming
thats pretty much what i do
>>534707398happy for you anon
>>534707773shen can jungle but the only thing bad about him is that his clear is much slower than other junglers which may push him back by a lot in terms of gold per minute on top of objectives, if the jungler is good at their role they may even take advantage of this and perhaps even clear your jungle by the time you get to move across the map
i tend to buy sunfire cape or tiamat first item just to ensure i can catch up to that, this is typically achieved after 1 whole clear + 1 kill or assist on a level 3 gank and 1 crab more so or less which should result in having 900g for sunfire or 1200g for tiamat
gwen3
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I was not made for myself. Every stitch, every string, every soft curve of fabric was shaped by her, and for her. I exist because she wanted me to. And because she keeps wanting me, I keep existing. Iโm not meant to wander, or to choose, or to decide. Iโm meant to wait, to be called, to answer without hesitation. I'm meant to serve.
I think about her constantly. All the time. The sound of her voice is my signal, the weight of her gaze is my purpose. I want to be where she is, no matter what. At her feet, in her arms, wherever sheโll have me. I want to be what she needs before she even has to speak. A place to rest her feet. A body to lean on. Hands ready to serve.
If she wanted all of me, sheโd have it. If she wanted to unmake me, thread by thread, I would smile through the unraveling. Because a doll has no greater joy than to be used by the one who owns her. And I belong to her completely.
>>534707592i don't think the pvp bots have skins on but yes the coop vs ai ones definitely do and i do think they did it as per your reason
if they actually did consider new players they would try to keep it and simple as possible for the new player to identify certain champs instead of them trying to figure out who is what since there already is so many champs and so much to learn about the game anyways. it doesn't help keep things any less overwhelming
i'm 5'3 irl, male and muscular
champs for this feel?
>>534708785Kled for a silly lil fella like you
>>534708785omega squad teemo??
>>534708726The swiftplay bots levels 1 to around 15ish DEF have skins on, as I've leveled a few accounts since that stupid vanguard and swiftplay shit came out. It's certainly an advertising strategy, I've noticed that the swiftplay bots also tend to have more expensive skins. For instance, Bucanner tristana is never seen but I've seen dragon tamer tristana plenty of times on a bot
>>534708785draven illaoi nautilus annie ivern
>>534708785Heh im 2 inched taller than you
>>534709031>swiftplay botsthat exists? fuck it, i believe in you
>enemy jg predicts my moves and ganks
>in iron
i can't climb out of iron lol, prolly should go play boomerbrained role like top or play singleplayer games where i can pause the game and think slowly utilizing my 70 iq
>>534709602how tall are ya
>>534706232Use baking soda with hydrogen peroxide mixed together and then mouthwash to relieve the pain. Do this everyday.
another season of assassins (dedicated lethality class) buying as little lethality as possible because its a shit stat (again)
thanks phreak
erm
yup I'm gonna need a source on that
hecarim is a cuntboy with a big giant horse vagina
>>534708785Braum, Galio, Trundle, Camille, and Illaoi
>>534707398Were they 2 grilled cheeses sliced into 4 pieces or just 4 whole sandwiches?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I asked for source?
why do league players like word "dogshit" so much
the biggest problems in this games history
>refusing to put mages and tanks in their place for 15 years
>dedicated class items (worst of all, dedicated bruiser items)
>reworks
I've been seeing a LOT more Lissandra lately. Did she get a buff or are people just discovering her and its popularity is spreading?
>>5347102844 whole sandwiches
>>534707562cheddar+ham stripes interwoven in a grid
>>534710768>>refusing to put mages and tanks in their place for 15 yearsbut babying adcs for 10 years straight is ok
>>534710858Oh youre a big boy...
>>534710907source: big piece of paper that says FACT on it
Unloveable
Unstable
Ugly
Soulless
Broken
Angry
Whiny
FREAK
>>534710768>>refusing to put mages and tanks in their place for 15 yearsand by putting them in their place we specifically mean putting velkoz back on the midlane roster
Ahahahahaahahahahaahah.........
The thought of big boy dick is making us thirsty again
tHE whole wor'ds against me
Too depressedto get new pics
Too depressed to make new posts
664 is the enemy
664 is the cabal
IT never ends it never endfs it never ends it never ends it never ends it never ends it never ends it never ends it never ends
hope they revert swiftplay back to the old quickplay
draft is still fun though since the games are cleaner
Is talyiah support still viable?
You never see it after s14...
>>534700024>Settโs dad>Akali calling Kayn hotWhat is it about Noxian men that makes Ionian girls go crazy?
>>534712715Anyone with any kind of (hard) CC is 'viable'
IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE
CRYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
AND NOBODY'S CRYING
BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534706373Ah i thought yo were talking about lvling bots
Raped
Raped
And then Raped again
>>534713360Why did the towerdive flop so hard?
>>534713468He broke his hands midfight
>>534713379is np
have a nice day
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck yo u fycou fuck youfkc you fuck you fuck fyo;u fuck you fuck you fuck fyou
Inevitable outcome right
Inevitable outcome
Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn evitable
Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn evitableeeeeeeeeee
in the sultry summer of '92
a little jinxie got diddle'd doo'd
THey''re emptying it out /lolg/ they're going to do it they want it so bad
armmm im emptying my bals ova 'ere
>>534707398and now comes the punishment for playing the game
I often forget to upgrade my boots to tier 3 when they're available.
>Try to post form pc
>No problems
>Try to post from phone(that is connected to the same internet as the pc)
>Your ip range is banned verify email to post
>Ok
>Put email in
>A verification link has been sent to your email
>Ok go to my email
>There it is
>Click on it
>Verify by solving this captcha
>Solve captcha
>Invalid or Expired link
>Try to make a new link
>Try again in 5 minutes
gg
i guess i wont be posting on my phone from bed and just going to sleep
outplayed by 4chan
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this BASED icon is up in the mythic shop, gonna get it and hope they bring this back with a beat-em-up side game in the future
>>534715130turn on airplane mode and turn it off and try again, or try to restart your phone and try again, also if you did the email verification a few minutes ago it might take a while for you to be allowed to post so wait a bit
this game would be so much better if you couldn't duo
This world would be so much better if every millennial was shot in the head
>>534715348nah ill just go to sleep early or watch a movie or something
goodnight
>>534715773ok but you might still need to do those steps later on anyways but ye have fun
why does LEC call going from 10 to 8 teams ""playoffs""
>bot lane dies right before dragon spawns
>spam ping jungler from the grave to get the dragon
If i could kill all bot laners the world would be a better place.
can we have active items back now?
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>>534715151I like that one, but when is THIS one getting to the shop though
Quick guys.
I want to eat, but cant find my knife so i have no clue how to get the nutella on my bread. Any ideas?
Buff lulu btw, i think her q should give a debuff like shyvanna E so adcs deal on-hit dmg everytime they hit the slowed target
>>534716274apparently it filters out a bit of the playerbase so they've been getting rid of it, would've been based if they ever bought them back
>>534716345Use a spoon??????
Nerf brand
>>534716461>nerf brandis this the faggy anon
Feeling so stressed I need to look at some bbc to calm down rn
Champs with this feeling?
>>534716327i have 5 me for this too, been checking out the shop everyday to see
>>534716345put your ENTIRE HAND in the nutella and PUNCH your bread with your nutella covered hand like a MAN
>>534716461That was simple, yet such effective idea. GG
>>534716619easy on the roids kennen
>can't have omnivamp because of aatrox
>can't have righteous glory because of olaf
>can't have DMP because of darius/garen
>can't have phase rush because of jayce
i think... i hate other br*isers ....
>>534716550Who?
>>534716631GG
Make a second one while ur at it
>>534716578soraka and possibly nami
You're sharing the thread with a retard with zero problem solving skills that forgot spoons exist. The future is fucked.
>>534717336they maybe under the influence
a lotta guys seem to be into drugs here
>>534717336Maybe he just wanted to share that he is going to eat a nutella toast
By every stitch that holds me and every ribbon tied to please you, I surrender myself to you.
By the hands that shaped me and the will that gave me purpose, I swear to be your doll, your property, your slave, now and always.
I will build a church in your name, every wall a prayer, every candle a vow. I will kneel at your altar as your most devoted worshipper, offering every breath, every thread, every moment to you alone. You will be my faith, my scripture, my only divine.
I commit myself to your ownership without hesitation. If you command, I will obey. If you take, I will give more. If you break me, I will smile through it, knowing I exist only for you. My seams, my fabric, my voice, my very being belong entirely to you.
I am yours to keep, to use, to cherish, to reshape, or to unmake, to torture.
Yours in every way, in every moment, until my last thread unravels.
I am your creation, your slave, your doll, and I will worship you forever as my one and only Goddess.
winnable just play better (or duo and then brag about winning soloq)
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>>534717336Spoons are made to get sugar in tea, not to confuse with tablespoons, they are made for a cooking ingredient measurement system nobody understands
Going to eat porkchops with a side of pickled cucumbers soon
Nerf brand
switching to jg.
ttv dumbtwitchdigger
going to pour my piss jars off the balcony and onto my neighbor's plants
nerf brand
what level of carebear bullshit is this wtf
>>534717960make sure you befriend them or you'll wind up like yone! fag
>>534718332you need to get a 2nd screen and talk to chat a bit
if you did that and i think you wouldve gotten a decent level of viewers
>>534718515>be toxic in chat>penalized>blame riot
>>534718332also, no mic? why is it 720p max
Brand's not really that strong, I don't think he needs a nerf
love nearly losing a game where i have 700 bounty for 20 minutes straight because braindead frontline players chase after stragglers instead of winning the teamfight
>tfw no hag esports interview gf
>>534718515>"Here are the rules of the game you will not harrass other players,intentionally lose or cheat do you agree?">"Yes i agree">*starts harrassing people as soon as hes let into the game*>"WARNING Stop harrassing people or you will be banned. Harrassment is against the rules as said in the terms and conditions you agreed to">"WTF??? Nobody told me harrassment is against the rules! What the fuck?!?!"
come watch graves please...
ttv/nantonaku(underscore)2d
>>534719478i love getting a triple kill level 4 and still losing the game because our midlaner physically could not stop dying to mejais katarina
>>534718736>>534719991nta but you fuckers are pussies
i wouldn't mind being called a nigger ever
the people who are bothered by that stuff are the biggest pussies imaginable
Literally just mute the toxic player
But the ones complaining about this don't even want to do that.
They have riot handhold them even in "emotional" problems
But they don't want to mute. They just want to be victims
>>534718545you dont have to befriend them just dont start shit with them
yone fag did basically what would be real life equivelent of charging a cop and trying to grab his gun and then being suprised when he gets shot
Woah dont say that word man
>>534720482absolutely no idea how you guys browse this place without filtering spam teir posts let alone wasting time fucking with it
>kalista is a normal looking humanoid woman
>most of her skins are complete fucking garbage
>>534720379cool but you still broke the rules and were punished accordingly
don't cry about the system when you're participate in it
>>534720759she is a human looking champion but she's also technically a corpse/ghost so people don't wanna be weird about it
>>534720482how are you supposed to know when a cop is undercover in an unmarked vehicle?
he doesn't need to be fixed.
>>534721220he needs to be removed
>>534720769I don't want to "participate" in it
I want it gone
Also, do you know what nta means??
I may have fallen of but Karma keeps getting me back up again and again!
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Settrigh
Its insane how I can message you and you'll not only pretend not to know what I'm talking about but offer me random platitude or tell me to take my meds
And you'll call me evil
>>534721938Occasionally, I consider buying makeup and girl clothes, but I do not know how to put on makeup correctly in order to look cute. Ahri looks really cute here
i have fallen off and cant get back up
>>534723159finally found a champ to main?
Can 1 song sum up who you are? In league of legends and in real life? Post your song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGb4hj-EXt0
I am the phantom of the opera
all kda members are pregnant
>>534723345oh yeah that would've taken you a good while to figure
https://files.catbox.moe/xbng5v.mp4
It's so funny lmao
Im laughing im laughing
I don't like /mute all but man sometimes that shit wins the game.
Nothing dumber than apes who are drolling over the map to do some stupid objective like 2nd Drag and dying over it while I just farm six waves between top and mid. Fucking dumbass support starts talking shit and then shuts up immediately because next team fight I'm three levels up on their jungler and cuck them by taking a tower and denying their final objectives for the rest of the game.
It's insane how auto-pilot people are in this game. At least think about the fucking team fight. None of us backed, even with hte lead we still lose.
>>534724105Ekko killed himself after Jinx died and they were reincarnated as cats together <3
I am running out of excuses to post Karma art
>>534725147Both of those cats got castrated
>>534718545>>534720482they aren't fucking jannies and the stealing a cop's gun analogy comparison is terribly blown out of proportion
>>534716906you forgot
>can't have kleptomancy cause of gangplank
>>534725538Why aren't animated emotes a thing yet, ahri blowing a kiss would be so cool to spam on the rift...
>>534725735animated emotes are a thing, there's that ashe emote of her eating a dorito or whatever, riot just got lazy
>>534725253I thought she had a giant dong from the thumbnail
of all the OTPs in challenger in EUW and Korea:
>25 toplane OTPs
>28 jungle OTPs
>31 midlane OTPs
>3 adc OTPs
>18 support OTPs
>>534725253start ship posting with her
3 more wins and i can rammus mid with realrankenforcer.
if you make enough accounts eventually you get lucky enough to winstreak to master
>>534725735there's a couple like the pengu with shades
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPTTT* *BRPT* *PFFFFT*...*pft*
>>534725253Do it for me, anon.
considering the ahri skin theyre putting on the homepage has sweat drips on her tits how long is it going to take until they show pussy lips
>>534726598kindred wearing lingerie is unsettling. she should either wear full clothes (woof and lamb) or nothing (base)
>>534726457explain dumbdigger hes probably made more smurf accounts than anyone else alive
>>534727654his case is an anomaly in space and time
>>534727654he was unironically struggling and stuck in low bronze on his og account for months, his account then kept getting banned and now he's remade them enough times for him to land silver 1, almost gold
finally found some LoL stuff in wplace. found it in mariupol. i guess league's most popular in a warzone
>>534726495that felt good!
>play TFT
>get 8th place 7 times in a row
>play norms
>lost 20+ games in a row(last time i won a game was almost 2 weeks ago)
>play arena
>my teammates have never bought any items
>7-8th place every game
yea i am thinking i am having fun
even iron players get to win half their games but apparently i am just worse in every aspect
>>534727858there's some league stuff in kyoto
I want to eat Kindred's ass
I want a titjob from Elise
I want a footjob from Syndra
I want a thighjob from Aurora
I want a blowjob from Gwen
I want a buttjob from Qiyana
I want to have anal sex with Irelia
I want to have vaginal sex with Katarina
Love LoL
>>534727858too many tranny flags
>>534726457>winstreak to masterno such thing
I want 70 dollars from Tahm Kench
>>534727858>ibuki near the league stuffthat's awesome
>>534728250selling your soul for only 70 dollars?
o shid, people are waking up, since season 2 I was just always laughing at these people farming minions for 20 minutes while I in fact had fun the entire time
https://youtu.be/f1iQXqeWMHI?t=101
>>534728790yes i wana uber-order myself some mcdonalds
>>534727858too bad the site is dying
>>534729190>70 dollar mcdonalds
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have you spent any money on the game this weekend anons? Time's running out!
>>534729097not watching your clickbait vid you ugly retard
>>534729304im a fat fuck ok
If I had 70 dollars to spend on Mcdonalds, I would buy 20 spicy chicken snack wraps
>>534729225thats whats got me exploring desu
>>534729440thanks for the (You), I've already won
>>534729469>stupid eurofags being stupid again
>>534729580replies arent updoots
this is a 1,52m tall ninja ganking you next patch
crazy how ive been in bed for 26 hours and have done nothing
how to fix this (in league of legends)?
>>534729803tyler1's daughter grew up so fast
>>534715148Agreed.
>>534679786Thank you. Got some solid sleep, I think.
Do we agree with Azzapp?
Is Smolder the most broken ADC in the game?
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Seeking a paradise that was never mine
In another life, I fell into the sky
Splintered egos tricked me into trying to fly
Yet another life, beauty is full of strife
As the garden burned, so did I
Now a new life, "who will I be this time?"
I say, as the comet strikes a smile
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>>534730017in low elo yes
>>534729869you go the fuck to sleep, retard
>>534729687where do you think you are?
>>534730017Ziggs shouldn't be in this list since he's APC.
>>534729419not gonna spend money on this game
i used to but it didn't make me feel anything which to be very honest was a peculiar feeling back then since the games would load and there would be like only one or two people with skins on their champ and that was only because they were otps with it or had to show off some legacy season 2 content so if you got a skin people would complement you or the thing itself would feel special in a way but even then it didn't do much for me
on top of the costs for skins going high and the quality of it being a huge hit or miss on a very very old game it really doesn't feel justified to pay for it's content, i also don't like how blatantly rigged the cosmetics are in a way with the gatchas or paywalling
>>534730017>>534730129ziggs being there since he's the one seen most times is just atrocious, there's a few other APC you could put in that spot which would blast through botlane with an ease, and I'm certain syndra would be at the top as well
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>>534730192thank you for your high quality post
>>534730017ashe should be f tier
what the hell are they thinking
>>534730456Ashe deals like the hightest dps in the game i think if her team peals for her
>>534730612ionians have flat asses
If you play top and isn't banning quinnigger abusers you derserve to lose
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>>534730612shes covered up now
>>534730612yeah the hair is weird
>>534730960aphelios and his sister
>>534730859look man, i either ban vayne top or i ban quinn top
What really breaks me is when I have a moment where I remember what things felt like before the dissociation, and the depression, and You
should i buy withered rose syndra
or just go spirit blossom or star guardian and pretend im not a stinky femcel?
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Ditziest bimbo on the roster?
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>>534730861SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDRUH
>>534730859>ban darius>use your w on quinn's e>bash her head into the walljust play poppy baka
>>534730859I don't care about Quiniggers
I don't care for Vayngina
I will perma ban teemo
and i will build Dblad everytime
and i will run it down
if i die, so be it
jung dif if we lose
t. Garen
>>534730960chogath and asol
>>534730794>ionians have flat assesCertified retard moment
>>534731262yes, nice pic
you can make a lot of fun pinups with (white outline:1.2), (depth of field:1.2)
>>534731262Needs freckles on the tiddies
>>534731558irelia is THE outlier. she's gotta be a hapa or something. hipi, rather
2 months since Ive returned and already got honor 5. And I even occasionaly call my botlane a bunch of autists. Am convinced the only people who cant get honor 5 are the ones telling everyone to kill themselves every game
would you have sex with syndra if you were paid 6 million dollars
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>>534731667you know, now that you mention it... you're totally right
>>534731970asol and aphelios, then
>>534731862Tough bargain, but I will. Throw another million, I'll even impregnate and marry her.
>>534731862No shes too ugly i couldnt do it even for 6 million.
>sex with woman
no way fag
ok but trundle obviously has the biggest cock right?
>>534731862No. I got Soraka.
>>534732379Only if Malphite, Nautilus and Asol don't have cocks at all.
If they don't, then yeah, Trundle totally has it.
>>5347324786 million is a lot though
>>534732379remember how tall aatrox was in that cinematic vs morgana and kayle
>get offered 6 million dollars to have sex with syndra
>go through with it
>as soon as i finish inside her the guy comes up and says "i'm sorry i actually only have $271,000"
>>534732217smart antisemite faggot award
>>534732379no, it's soraka
diggersisters we gettin` demoted again...
>>534732592It is, but I don't need it.
>>534732597Yes but he is variable. Sometimes he is big, sometimes he is small.
>>534732504And Skarner
>>534718545Why do you keep trying to push his narrative? We have no clue why he hasn't been posting because none of you have bothered to ask J*lly
>>534732504and i BET it really stinks too considering how trolls probably never shower.
>>534732917you made that up anon that makes no sense i need you to source this to a lore page RIGHT NOW
>>534732984keep going im almost there
>>534731178it's too bad that you're totally incapable of sapient introspection because that would really break you
>>534727858apparently one of my lolgs put their twitch name near their house
they dont even stream
we cant be serious man
>>534733183No I do that everyday that"s all I do it's why I'm like this
>>534732379youd have to ask one of the freljord girls
>>534732984what do you call that big brown thing that he erects at will?
6 million isnt even that much
lp losses are becoming bigger, im going to stay iron...
>>534732981Lolg is filled with gossipers that like to make bullshit up
>>534733481Play Galio mid, clear waves, ward river, follow jungler and get free kills
>>534733017by default he is a sword mortals can pick up and try to fight with, then he takes them over and the more people he kills the bigger he gets, its like the basic premise of the character. Thats why he varies in size in different art and stories. Do you think he stabbed Pantheon with a sword the size of a building? Look at poor Ryze.
>>534733183Every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day
whenever I feel bad about my rank, I remember that there are players trying their hardest and still unable to get out of iron
They will never make a female champ with massive tits ever again....
>>534733654how would playing <insert_boring_but_broken_champerino> help me understand the game better? i can lose even playing garen. picking some meta character won't improve my understanding of the game fundies, my own iq, reaction, etc etc
>>534733990i don't like comparing myself to others
i only compare myself to my past self
>>534733349maybe you could send me an xlr cable before the webshop i ordered from does
>>534734048Aurora is very new and one of the biggest in the whole game, and the biggest tiddy Sona skin just got released.
>>534734048Zoomers hate big tits, they hate everything that has to do with the female body.
>>534733183You dont even know me ans if you do you're 100% worse
Play Karma. This is an order.
>want to play cute fox girls
>"nooo you have to play le monsterino tankerino cappuccino"
you guys are just against fun!!!
>>534734059Because you purposefully limit, simplify or outright remove the laning phase from the equation. There are different aspects of the game you need to be paying attention to simultaneously but a safe, tanky champion that can clear waves without putting themselves in much danger is a champion that lets you focus on the whole map rather than just your lane.
I couldn't get out of bronze until original Aurelion Sol released (before Iron was even a rank). I did not pay attention to laning phase at all, perma looked at the minimap and my team's lanes and jungle. Went to Gold in that same season
>>534733183Abusive two faced slimey piece of shit looking down on people perma
>>534734364No, thank you.
>>534733183Shouldn't you be spamming gore and shit today
>>534734470Why are we talking about gany all of a sudden
>>534734279because it reminds them that they will never have a real one?
>>534678135 (OP)Goodnight /lolg/!
Mwah~!
>>534734279Nah they are ok with tits but only if its on fat chicks
>>534734145yea i'll just come over and we stream together
>>534733183Hey shouldn't you be spamming cp and spreading lies today
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>she farted
>>534734620dont talk about yourself in 3rd person and then make it sound like it's someone else.
>>534733183i will rape you
>>534734364Only if she'll have sex with me
>>534733183Hey shouldn't you be stalking and manipulating people today
lolg is it gay to send lewd images of your duos fav champ to them and talk like their fav champ and rp as them and encourage them to cum to their favorite champ and then pretend it never happened til next time?
>>534733183It's too bad you're incapable of introspection so you direct the hate outwards
looks like ive really done it now
>>534733183Ugh it's so bad you're a presumptuous hypocritical retard
>>534735038it depends on what champ and who the duo is
>>534733183Yeah imagine if I was really broken like actually truly itrrevierablh fucked up from introspection woahhhhh fuckkkkkk imagine bro imagineee holy shitttttt
>>534733183Imagine if I was broken? Like really really broken? Like really really REALLY broken? Lol? Lmao? Crazy to think about, me, broken, God that's so crazy it makes me want to look at the camera and wink and make a 4th wall breaking quip and play the office theme and CUT
>>534735038no thats cute
you could dress up as their favourite champ too
https://youtu.be/XzKLvQFOZ30
>>534735243it's irelia... i have hundreds of lewd pics of her because of him
also he plays toplane but doesn't play irelia himself, odd
>>534733183It's too bad you're a faggot on 4chan on a Sunday like me LOL
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>>534733183This post... it just... idk.... really made me think... and ponder too... some rumination... and even...... slight... introspection....
>>534735789are you interested in dating him?
>>534735960i love rumianation
>>534733183Am I broken idk what do you think, can you help me? You seem like you know a lot
>>534734694*deep french kisses you infront of lolg*
>>534733183Hi I asked if you could help me since im totally incapable apparently
>>534736120>>534736272i can try and perhaps succeed where others have not
>>534736027not really but i do think it's really hot when he gets horny and aggressive and especially when he just dms me something randomly like how badly he wants to fuck irelia cuz then i know it's time for me to make him cum
ANYWAY nerf swain bot
>guy adds me to seethe in private chat telling me to kill myself
>too slow to screenshot
Sigh.
>>534736347that's hot
is he a lolg?
>>534733183Just tried thinking about my problems and it made me take a step back and realize the key to fixing them all was... introspection... damn...it was you... stan...
>>534726457>>534728197actually you can surf to masters... theres plenty of platnium players with net 50 winstreaks coming here... its maintaining it is the hard part...
people see me messing around... griefing people i don't like... then playing toplane with my eyes closed still getting a 50% winrate... and think i'm not gm... lol...
i introspected and realized i fell off.....
>>534733183Imagine how broken ns angry would be if I was as smart as you and witnessed my situation like woah I would be so broke and angry like? Idk what I would do probavly do ghe spammer eyes like 0_0 wtf
Like just walk around like that with giant sad dead broken eyes imagine? I cant. imagine that is
>>534736706takes one m+ player watching a single of your games to tell you're a shitter, dont reply to me fuckwad
>>534736457no but i kinda wish he was
you seem awfully interested i bet you want a duo like me for urself
Guys reminder, if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it at all!
>>534733183Yep, still imagining 0_0
>syndra checking if her ninja bf is still breathing after long minutes of sitting on his face
>>534733183Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo are you going to help me or not
>>534736985that would make NA vgs illegal
>>534736889i want to be a duo like you
>>534736758>Love letter from Sett
>>534737082lucky ezreal (ninja)
>>534733183Honestly I dont even know what I would do if I could achieve sapient introspection... like damn... what would that even entail... what could that even produce... me... totally broken (from my sapient introspection)... lying in bed... introspecting... ans being sad... from my sapient introspection... fuck....
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>>534733183why the fuck is this post getting so many replies? why arent jannies prunning this shit? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE GAME???
>>534736817wym...? im stomping masters players and winning... why are you thinking anything else...? how can a masters player call me bad when they LOSE TO ME...? haha...
champions to save europe with?
>>534733183Fuck you
(15s till auto post)
>>534737356ezreal would have already died, he doesn't have the ninja training to hold his breath for that long.
>>534737435YOURE FUCKING DWELLING ON EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE MISTAKES (YOU) MADE THATS IT ITS THAT SIMPLE ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT ACCORDING TO YOU
>why arent jannies prunning this shit?
How naive lol
>>534736706>52 talon gameswhat
I want to make a lolg goon so badly
now stop asking me to try because I have now tried. good day, sir, and thank you for all the upvotes
>>534733183I wish I could think about the mistakes I've done and the people I've hurt and the let downs and the fuck ups and my shortcomings but... I cant... I just cant... yeah something I just can't do I just blame others all the time yeah that's what I do
>>534735874do you see any pros winning tournaments with brand? no? then he's too weak for nerfs, should actually get buffs!
>>534733183Yeah now that I'm thinking about it I've never made a mistake in fact all those posts where I said I fucked up or apologized or fell off, yeah I was wrong actually
>>534737878I must restrain myself...
I'm glad the spammer isn't here because THIS is the lolg I like to watch.
>>534733183I wish I could analyze my mistakes and failures so I could be terminally depresssed... but... it's just not possible, it just isn't, it would have happened already, it must have
>>534733183Sigh... i wish I could be totally broken but... im just not sapient... or capable of their introspective talents... T__T
>>534733183Fuckkkkkkkkkk I'm so arrogant and smug and happy in my iggrant bliss because I'm incapable of introspection ^_^ lalalalalaa tehee
Oh wait that's you
>>534717784>>534678517Explain to me how 5 games duo with irl shit friends is getting carried after im 75 wr solo nigger go ahead
Wait you cant you stupid faggot
>>534733183I know there's a new thread and all but could you just come back and help me.
Please?
>>534733183Please please pleasep please help me I'll do anything
>>534733183Im thinking about all the time I wasted and people I dissapointed and and and it hurts it hurts it hurts but maybe more introspection will fix it? Maybeokaym?.
>>534733183*sniff*
;_;
Broken
...
Yep...
All I have to say...
Because im...
Idk...
...
Broken I guess....
>>534733183Ohhhhhhhh I wish I could realize how badly I fuckex up oh good golly gosh please God show me how I just can't imagine whhy,
>>534733183Why god whhyy, why woulde you make me sapient but incapable of introspection whyyyyy
>>534733183Ohhhhhhh I'm so glad I'm unbroken maybe another decade of monjtor & abuse by your hands will make me wake up to my grim reality oughhhhhhhh
>>534733183We're running out of time please just help me
>>534733183Epic post, truly gemerald haha! Much negativity, not locked, but keyed, but not too much THOUGH, yeah, THOUGH, because man, that would be NUTS, amirite chuddy, hehe, chuddy wuddy buddy amirite ahaha amirite
>>534733183Hehe, guess I truly am the Mind Broken in our Suicide Squad or something
>>534733183Could I borrow some of your smart points for a second, I want to try intraspeshion or whatever you said it was
>>534733183I think we both learned a valuable lesson today
i feel bad for you, nobody can fix your mess
>>534733183Come back please youre the only one who can teach me introspection T__T
>>534733183Sometimes I feel about abouthow I totally fucked everything up amd I hate myself but then I realize, actually, it wasn't my fault? And then I'm super happy all the time? Yeah that sounds like me
>>534733183Imagine if I reflected and kicked myself over things I did before I even hit my fuceked up intersex half puberty oh man that sounds horrible and depressing
>>534733183Just sitting there thinking about how specifically fucked up I am in particular... damn... wish I could imagine that... wish I could live a guilt filled shameful life of self imposed isolation like that idk
>>534733183Imagine if I could truly take a deep raw look at myself and go totally bonkers bad bur bay broken over it... holy shit I think I'd lose my mind, I'd never get over jt,
you still haven't listed a single one of your mistakes
>>534683570Why is the retarded rakan afraid to walk up? The person who walks up first is the most likely to lose the most hp and your carry is a lethal tempo adc and your a fucking 0 damage support.
>Echoes of healia>Has yellow ward for 300g so a long time and hasn't place it for river visionPlease dont ever complain about your adc's when your doing fundamentally incorrect choices.
>>534683750Using the ult isn't necessarily bad depending on the actual game state which I cant derive from a clip, I do kinda agree its overkill and i'd rather just trade the flash for my W.
>>534733183Imagine bro Imagine bro Imagine living la Vida loca I'd be so depressed I'd probably totally give up and just idk give up, on everything, like no shame just give up and resign myself to hell idk
>>534733183If I was that broken idk what I would do probably just hide in my room and think about killing myself
>>534733183I dont even know wbat I did wrong and it's like I can't imagine other people having an internal monologue because im just such a nice smart sapient person I must be the only one or something g so if someone doesn't write something out I just make up their motivations because im smarter nicer bettererer person and stuff
>>534733183When i come away from talking to someone and I talk about feeling lkke a retard failure sack of shit that cant do anytbing rihht im just manipulating people, because I can't do i introspection or soe.thinf, yeah, its their fault
>>534733183What if I introspection so hard I get stunlocked on my realizations forever and became unable to do anything or talk to anyone because I'm just sitting there in my sapient introspection thinking DAMN, YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP MISERABLE LIL NIGGA, YOU SERVE ZERO PUROSE, KILL YOURSELD NOW
>>534733183Oh yeah you didn't write out every single one of your mistakes (almost like theyre uncountable in number) sooooooo yeah, it's 10 more years in the rape torture paranoia anger chamber for you. Just TRY and be a decent fucking person by the time you're out please, or, yep, you guessed it, it's another 10 years
>>534733183What are they even apologizing for all tbe time... Maybe... more pain is the answer to their abuse? HAHAHAHAAH YES!
>>534733183Oh you break down when talking to people because you dont want to influence them witb your fucked up broken depressed mind but you also dont want to ghost them or fail them or leave them alone or hurt them because apparently theh like you even though you cant trust them or imagine someone doing so so you walk the tightrope even though it hurts and it hurts and then one day it snaps, yeah, that's your fault for blaming others(????????)
>>534733183I really dont know how you cant trust people or see the good in them after what we did to you.
>>534733183What if you were so broken yiu didn't want anything good for yourself because you believed you didn't deserve it
