POCHIE MONDAY!
troondle filth off the op!
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>>534696716I look just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H48QhS85pu4
Calling out for the Ambershire sisterhood !
I think it would be very interesting if Epoch suddenly came back under new leadership and launched without a hitch.
slopscension is asking me to download a 22gb update. i cant afford that
why is there even an option? the choice is obvious
So uhhh, what happened to Tauri Legion, bros?
Let's be real here. With all the dev team shenanigans and people leaving, I don't think they'll launch during the next two weeks.
>>534696921I picked modern because it makes my slut nefl girl hotter.
>>534696827>this is who was excited for epoch
>>534696957It was working well enough on their totally not stealth launch other than shorties needing to jump.
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
>>534696957Monday KT will announce a new relaunch in October after they replace some staff
>>534697105yes login bro we need you for deadmines
>>534696827oh my dayssssssss
i hope shenna buys out epoch and adds an obnoxious cash shop
>>534697172i'm only a 2 foot tall level 1 gnome...
how come it takes so long for the pee to come out? a full bladder takes about a minute to unload, and then i stand there for another minute as the pee remnants slowly drip out. do i have a disease? obv not STD related as i am an incel
>>534696921TRUE
left one ALWAYS and forever
>>534697306enlarged prostate. congratulations you are old
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
Reminder that you can play on turtle if you want but its the same as playing with your own feces. Reminder that shenna is known for actively paying shills to shill his server hence why you see sooo many posts shilling for turtle. Reminder that the whole reason we want epoch to succeed is because >we hate everything turtle stands for.
>just woke up
>no more sleeps for Pochi
>>534697306because while standing it doesn't empty the bladder. you gotta sit down
>>534697179Do "gamer girls" (men) really perceive themselves that way?
>>534696886>P2W retail garbageThis was your first mistake
turdle players look like THAT?
>>534697098This. I hope someone is secretly pruning bugs over the weekend so we can get launch sometime next week at least.
what would happen if i, a female human priest, got lost in a forest and came across a full party of worgen men...?
>>534697440as an oldfag that played lh/ely/nd/k3 i am annoyed see so many newfags saying shenna's name as if it makes them oldfags lol, no one gave a fuck about shenna back then but those animations were pretty funny with krogge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MGoAxKPwOY
what the actual fuck
>>534696608 (OP)Whitemane is so fucking HOT bros
>>534697531sorry wrong pic.
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>>534697452Don't forget to nap!
0.5 sleeps until pochie!!!
>>534697531>haglines>troonjawHey, this looks EXACTLY what I thought turdwow players would look like!
>>534697531she talks like her hymen is intact
>>534697531nasty slav whore
>>534697607why do they have what looks to be a reasonably nice place (if they kept it tidy) but I live with my parents?
>>534697607>AI musicthis is who loves AI, autistic 60 y/o trannies
>>534697656Wow she's just like Whitemane
someone just released like 100 BBC+ keys on the wowservers reddit if you're desperate for some bbc
>>534697531shes a rl 3, but an azeroth 9
>>534697740because it probably used to be some boomer who had a midlife crisis and went insane
>>534697740i don't think that's a nice place. looks like a kentucky slop house.
i just realized this troon is blind. how are they on turdle?
>>534697531trannies and women are the reason behind UE5
>epoch is doa
>classic is dogshit
>ascension is retail minus
>turtle is dogshit
damn vanilla is really dead huh
>>534697740because you are white possibly
>>534697740look at how old he is
houses were probably dirt cheap when he got it
>>534697531i look like this
Bring the server up before I lose interest!
>>534697656>I have probably healed somebody who looks like this>I have probably tanked a dungeon for someone who looks like thisgrim
>>534698186always has been
>>534698309Assuming thats not a tranny
Literal butterface
>>534697832Not really but keep us posted.
>>534698246Shit is 100% not happening this month, there's simply too many things that can crash the server on the new build that they have not tested. We still don't know if the server can even take the load considering they have never had it up for more than 1h with an actual playerbase. This is going to take a month to fix at least and even then the server is going to crash a lot most likely
>>534697994I played with a blind dude in Kronos4 iirc
troontle is just one step away
>>534698479karma keeps finding trooney looneys
>>534698402Look at the shoulders, if it's not a tranny it's at least a chromosome creature.
>>534698402and that's with makeup on
>>534698479It's so disgusting, spoiler that shit
>>534698591I mean look at those wrists and forearms..."she" mogs me..
>>534698402nigga just say you're gay, way quicker
>>534698479nigga looks like Jim Dandy from Black Oak Arkansas
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/22UHUVuBdjU
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it looks like there is a small fatigue section you have to swim to to get into tol barad
*bubbles at you*
*hearthstones at you*
>>534698973you take a taxi (boat) to the island
>>534698973instance portal
>>534698973Makes sense, they likely want you to take the biat
>>534698309i would breed her with my superior american seed
>>534698591It's obviously a female, you guys are cooked.
She's also a cutie, and has pretty eyes and hair. She's a little chubby but I like that. Stop pretending like you wouldn't tap it.
>>534698479I don't want to see that shit. Stop posting. NOW!
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>>534699032>>534699098where would it even go there are static assets blocking the dock
>>534699065LMAO AGAIN WITH HUGE ASS DOORS
IS THIS POCHIE DEVS BARELY HIDDEN FETISH!?
Did anyone notice that Turtle fucked up the boats for no good reason? The boat between Menethil Harbor and Theramore doesn't exist anymore. You now get that from Stormwind. They also added a massive ass dock to Southshore? Cringe.
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>>534699158they pay you for posts like this as well? crazy
>>534696608 (OP)Only 1 new thread?
This general is in deaths bed
>>534699158perfect chub ngl
>>534699381Nigga if you actually can't tell that's a woman then I'm afraid you might be gay. And saying you wouldn't fuck the shit out of that cute slam pig if she was with you in the room right now begging for it is a fucking lie and you know it. Stop being a faggot.
>check out BBC+ because got key
>log in
>see a lvl 2 on a mount riding in starting zone
>close game
>uninstall
>>534697440Post with this pic instead
>>534699652not even a slam pig she's just hot
>>534699652just didn't know simping was in the clause, that's all
>>534699675Its not like it has pvp. Also its a beta. Also asscension is a funserver not a real clasic+ it is what is man. You can always play with your own shit at turtle.
Or wait for pochie to release.......someday
>>534699158If its a real woman? Yeah maybe.
>>534699839How am I simping? I'm saying she's cute and I would fuck her. You zoomers are so fucking dumb. That's not what simping is.
>>534699894>shill shill shillhow much DP you gettin?
Ascension's Bronzebeard server is like when you tell your grandma all year that you want a new Playstation 2 game and for your birthday, she buys you one of those 99-games-in-one shitter consoles from a gypsy mall kiosk. It's not even worth bitching about.
she'd be hotter if she put on like 10-20 lbs
>>534699894Are zoomers really this cooked that they can't tell a tranny from a woman at a glance?
>>534699249It's literally a backported WoW asset
Next you'll bitch about the new armor having big pauldrons
>>534700116shoes off, madame, i must slobber on thine instep
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH DO POCHIEFAGS REALLY?
>>534700116>fags are calling this a troon holy shit you guys dont know what a real woman looks like if you cant tell how natural and juicy those breasts are. Since shes such a monster to some of you, lets see Paul Anon's pic.
>>534700429bait used to be believable...
>>534700429>didn't change Lordaeron or Stratholme at all>added a bunch of elfshit these guys really are liberal trannies
>>534700461Her arms are also fat and juicy, very nice
>>534698402okay now show your face mr. handsome
>>534700116i want to make her cum, respectfully
>>534700116What is this fat-covered pig?
>>534700728lil timmy ain't doing shit
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>download 20gb of ascension at 10mb/s
>verify 20gb at same speed
>log in
>you must download the ptr client to play BBC+
>select ptr client
>20gb remaining...
>>534698479say what you want but the left to right transformation is amazing. the americans are something else with these medical innovations.
>>534700825>retarded and poor
>>534700116would bond burger this piggy
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>>534700782i would bite the backs of her arms like a savage wolf
was this really the best pic she had? with one eye closed?
>>534701030peak cum on face edit material right there
>>534700907has science gone too far?
>>534701030slampiggy is hiding her fatrolls
>>534700173honestly it could either way, there's simply not enough proof and she doesn't look attractive enough to rule out being a man in make up. it's that simple unc, now if you've got some freaky typeshit you on that's whatever but keep it real with you, 100. your girl could be trans.
>>534701030Stop, I just finished masturbating
>>534700825I did the same thing.
And I uninstalled everything after spending one minute in the game because it's shit.
>>534701030what a fucking slampig
Anyone ever played Ultima online? I got a random video recommendation for it on youtube and it kind of looked interesting. Was thinking of giving it a go until epoch fixes their shit.
>>534701030awww she's insecure about her tummy. what if i just bit on it a little from under the desk? hmmm?
>>534701038it's a picture of stratholme, which has a very large entrance
the text was sarcasm
the vast majority of entrances in wow are big
turdle shills are grasping at straws
>>534697141this would be ideal then i can play amberfresh, fall behind and quit at level 46 and do the same thing on pochie rererelaunch
>>534701030this girl is a 6.5
MOM!!! They made the /schizo/ general again!
>>534701030>>534701139you might actually be the most retarded faggot if you cant tell this is a woman
>>534701246yea thats fair but to people here she may aswell be a 10 if she's not trans that is.
>>534700116>taking a bath towel to the parkDisgusting, wouldn't hold hands with
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they took too long
>>534701425should i buy xiv or resub to retail?
>>534701030fucking love girls with a little bit of chub on them
i love women bros
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>NEW INTERNAL LEAKS
NEW INTERNAL LEAKS
dumping
>>534701425>>534701476>losing a spot in queue to these fagsplease dont come back
>>534701507@grok wtf is this real?
>>534701246And you're a 10 I presume
>>534701476XIV's free trial has unlimited time and goes through like 3 expansions
i haven't played retail since 2013 (when XIV launched) so idk what that's like now but atleast you won't waste any money trying XIV i guess
>>534701534Players in queue: 0
>>534701246so am I, she is perfect for me...
>>534701507turtle fags desperate holy fuck...fake leaks poggers!!!!!
>>534701593good assumption
>>534701507Totally legit guys, I trust.
>>534701653this but unironically
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>>534701507SHIVER ME TIMBERS
>>534701246Holy fucking overrate, hoeflation is unreal
She's a 4. Someone not being obese does not make them an automatic 6+ even if you're American
>>534701685Prove it then )
>>534701246desperate men often overestimate women's beauty
>>534701476Come play Return of reckoning. I started playing it on a whim while waiting for pochie and I might keep playing it after release.
All 3 roles are fun as fuck
Tanks have tons of CC, health and can tank half the damage somebody else took
Healers have tons of different healing spells you need to rotate through, no flash heal + holy light bullshit
Dps is dps, any MMO can make it fun
wtf Kaytotes just flew over my house
>>534699675Are there many players on Ascension?
epoch dead, turtle worthless shit, nothing else even exists wtf might as well get a job
>>534701712this reads like gossip not like people in the know leaking
Epoch is fucking dead. See you all on TelโAbim until gaytotes wisens up and sells the server to someone competent.
>>534699249do you not have gates in mudhutistan?
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>>534701875players, yes. humans with souls, no. there are a lot of chinks on ascension.
>>534701917there's no new info here
>>534701783she is literally obese
>>534701246good enough for me
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTcXMFdc2s
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>>534701917>i can't go on discord right now>my bull is coming over
Guys calling her ugly are all gigachads fucking models irl
>she's a 4
>she's a 6
Post your face
who gives a fuck about turtle women. we got any epog females?
>>534701239Based freshGOD!
>turtle shills are so desperate they're inventing fake texts (don't ask why the devs would have each other's personal numbers)
>>534702158bruh I feel so bad for kes, these niggers are so unprofessional it hurts and kes is out here trying her best to make it work.
>>534702253Don't forget making fake edits of websites to make it look like Ascension only accepts cryptocurrency for some reason.
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>>534702204Just because I'm ugly doesn't mean she's not ugly too.
>>534702196just men living in reality and adopting objective standards.
>>534702210the best they can do is a couple of trannies with a mop on their head
tldr? I'm not reading all that shit
>>534701239>classic style mmo>fall behindyou were never ahead anyway, you will always fall behind, you fell behind in life too. how about you just enjoy the journey anon? Or shall we start petitioning God to open fresh realms irl?
>>534702089Overweight =/= obese
>>534702272what the fuck are you talking about faggot the text implies she brushes off any criticism and critical thinking cuz of "muh vibes"
>>534702253>neet doesn't know instagram DMs when he sees themngmi
omg gossip i love it I'm a huge homosexual btw and a gay faget
>it's still tumbling down
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How come this thread goes so fast even though its subject is non-existent?
>>534702376can you he do that? can i reroll biofem?
>>534702401Bro did you miss the part where she tests 20 hours? but other niggers lying to her makes her a liar?
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>already has offers
No shit, Ascension is making offers on any interesting projects that pop up, Sargeras Embrace is a prime example of that.
>>534701030Of course she had to pose in a bikini.
Of course she has to make that subtle "fuck me" face in every single one of her videos.
It's not enough to just talk about games, no. You must also bait pussy-starved nerds to drool over you.
>>534702331>says absolutely nothing new>ITS OVER GUYS IT MUST BE OVER SEE THE TEXT HERE THIS PERSON SAYS IT MIGHT BE OVER. BETTER GO TURTLE>KYS NIGGER
>>534702376yo if you're doing that tell god I want to be atleast a 6.5 woman.
>>534702485stupid nigga nigga you can make any message in paint in 2 minutes
Be honest, would you sell your project if the offer was high enough?
>>534701030Post her naked fat milky white tits with large areolas and inverted nipples already
The funny thing about this is that the "leaks" literally say nothing we don't already know, because if they got too specific it'd get proven wrong as soon as any new info comes out.
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>>534702563>>534702513>>534702563Never said any of that. I'm pro-pochie despite it all.
>>534702513Alright now you're moving into schizo territory, boring!
>implying purging messages does anything, when Discord gets subpoenaed for logs.
>>534702542of course. the sovl is there where other servers lack. the execution is awful.
>>534702528>>534702647No rerolling sorry anons you should've expected the meta sex to shift after a few hundred years
>>534702684depends how rich i am before the offer.
if poor, probably
if rich, fuck off.
>>534702684yea. designing it is one thing, actually dealing with stupid pserver players is another.
>>534702684redundant question
if the offer is high enough then it's high enough
>>534702513>passion project develoepd for 4+ years>sell it becasue launch is delayed few weeks>kys nigger how retarded are you monkey fucks
>"drama leak"
>just what people have been speculating/confirmed
>parts are removed
really makes you think
>>534702717>>534702717>fat milky white tits with large areolas and inverted nipples alreadyis that meant to be a bad thing?
>>534702662do it then. make an image of that quality saying everything is fine.
>>534702513>SchizoWhat's next? He's a nazi and hates trannies too?
Boooring. Yaaawn.
Fake shit.
>>534702647you know you have to put dicks in your mouth then anon
>>534702772when you think of it that way life really makes sense
>>534702543You know how expensive eggs are? Canโt blame her
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>>534702486>It is typically defined as having a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 30 or greater.
I can't stay silent anymore, I was groomed and raped by Keytotes.
>>534702926no but niggers on /v/ always shill her and now you're posting her here so just get it over with and post her nudes
>>534701030Why does everyone know who this is?
>>534702931lol you fucking retard, its text on a box wtf do you mean quality.If you're so easily fooled, you deserve to be
>>534702967>woah speculation about how retarded they are>knew this 2 days after launch>woah insider info>speculation passed off as leaks>woahhh
>>534702910>parts are removedThat's the stupid part. If you're gonna leak just leak it.
>>534702978as typically defined by Americans?
>>534702513>Gypsy>Doesn't want pay to win shitIt doesn't add up senpai
>>534703081she doesnt have any ive checked
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>>534702210Fight Club is led by a woman
>>534702951>you know you have to put dicks in your mouth then anonI could also just go the vtuber femcel route and live with alot of cats after i realized being a 6.5 with no social skills still makes you a girl failure.
>>534702910last internal """leaks""" were posted on reddit by "ThousandTusks", the somalian foreskin pirate
>>534702528me with night elf farts
>>534703081I just searched "turtle wow trans" so I could make fun of turdle players and she came up, I've never seen her before
>>534703137yeah i dont believe this, he also doesnt sound like a pikey, he just sounds Norf
if he was a gyppo the first thing he'd have working would be the cash shop, but that's not even in the game and he says the main thing that's going to be on it are cosmetics, nothing gameplay related and IRL shit like fucking mugs and tshirts lmao
>>534703131Oh okay I didn't know we were arguing over the definition of obesity you have locked inside your own head rather than the one found in medical journals and dictionaries
You must win a lot of arguments this way
This is who's posting these epic leaks btw
>>534703107>trust the science
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i thought kaytroon was german not a gypsy?
lmao
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>retard makes fake leaks and "redacts" certain portions of it because that's what they do with le heckin government documents because in his mind that makes it look more authentic
>>534703285Please delete this
>>534703273not that anon but if your ribs arent visible you are morbidly obese I dont care what any "medical journal" says
>we are now in thousandtusks' fake dm era because the devs took the weekend off
What server is the closest to retail?
>>534703340he's Norf English
He posts on the turtle wow subreddit btw
>>534703484Thank you for the useless input eating disorder retard
>>534701507>starts as 2 guys shooting the shit>>534702513>after a while its like he's talking with kaytotes himselfCool story bro
it's pretty embarrassing to spend day after day cooking up fake leaks and spamming them everywhere you can
it's even more embarrassing to do it for free
Is this Epoch derangement syndrome?
what did angelika tosh do to deserve you faggots spamming her itt?
WARroom bros what is the status from the BRIGHTEST minds the pserver community has ever seen?
>"just sell it"
lol, they literally can't. They used some retarded tool to script it all and it only works with their old and retarded fork of TC. They literally wasted 4 years of vibe coding for nothing of value (except experience on vibe coding, lmao).
>>534703595I play on turtle but that doesn't matter. This info was given to me by someone inside epoch and they're trusted. I can't give up their identity because of PID but this is all real information
>>534703484>body dysmorphiaget well soon anon
>>534702978that's her bmi, yes
>>534703746Vvwall is gathering vril as we speak.
>>534703740shill turtle wow and be a prime slampiggy
>>534703814Excellent kameraden, we will have the servers up in 2 weeks.
I see, so there's someone on the epoch team calling himself a "she". no wonder there are internal problems, who would want to work with a tranny?
>>534703484this anon is right.
>>534703740my bad i posted without thinking
where the sloppa god anon at?
did he get banned?
>>534703740what's his real name?
>https://epoch-status.info/
>they added an ad for turtle on the epoch status website
KEK
>/epog/ - Updates from Reddit and Discord General
>>534703975we can only hope
>>534704058the guy said he got paid to do it lol
>>534703751who is this cutie
What difference do these leaks even make?
If its fake, it reaffirms our belief that team is incompetent, lies and arrogant
If its real, it reaffirms our belief that the team is incompetent, lies and arrogant
Nothing is new or groundbreaking, its just what we all think being "exposed"
>>534704121that is how all advertisement works
>>534702513sounds like troontle writing
>>534704092/epog/ is being spammed by a couple of turtleschizos with an axe to grind, of course they're going to flood the thread with their garbage when the normal posters slow down
>>534702485This doesnt show names. It could literally just be two people going "heh bro lets type out this conversation making it sound like were these people"
>he's not into breedable chubby bitches
you're not gonna 'save the white race from the great replacement' with this attitude
guys i really want to play epoch i'm really sad and i feel empty inside
i was playing turtle nonstop but stopped for epoch and now i just can't go back to turtle but there's nothing too with epoch never launching
i feel empty
>>534704282As opposed to dicussing a failed server?
>>534704148Just teen darma bullshit anyay either way
omg apparently she said this and then he said that and now the party might not even be on omg
>play on ambershit
>everyone is riding around on a turtle mount
woah just like the warcraft strategy games
so immersive
>>534704362I'm going for a run in the late afternoon sun. You should too.
>>534704148only the highest somalian iq could come up with this post
>>534704123Our guy Bryan.
>>534704443>play on a server for turtles>turtles existswoah
what class should i roll?
>>534704443I will not be doing the turtle mount quest.
If someone asks where the DMF is, I will tell them to type /moon to find out.
I will not be sharing quests.
I will be skirting around every tent I see.
>>534704536>>turtles exists>as a free mount you can use at lvl 18
>>534697531you guys lost sense of reality. she's pretty
>>534704583kill yourself and turn into a dead knight
Can we confirm if Kaytotes is indeed a gypsy, this is troubling
one more sleep and pochie will be real
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>>534704148It's too serious to ignore don't you know.
Iโm laughing so hard at all you Eflop faggot cultists. You all have Stockholm syndrome at this point if you still support this project. Anyways see you all next Sunday.
>>534704567I like orcs but this looks retarded
Someone was posting bronzebeard links earlier. How do you know if an invite worked?
I think Epoch should steal the tent idea from Turtle but make it a consumable that gives you a buff that slowly gives you rested exp while offline instead of instantly giving you a chunk/full bar of rested while online. Give it a 24 hour cooldown so it can't be abused too much. Not sure if it should place down an actual tent object in the world like how campfires work, I guess they could make it despawn after a bit.
>>534703285I think the leaks are legit
He said Inex stepped down and wasn't demoted before Inex commented on that youtube video
Innex comment 10hours ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7uEEOe28qg
Astora guy 31hours ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mlldny/comment/n7rilqw/?context=3
>>534703751Why would they need to sell it anyway? They dont 'own' anything on a pserver. Developers of any other server with some level of skill could closely copy any custom content of other servers.
>calls others cultists
>in a thread he doesn't belong
>shilling a server no one cares about
>doing it for free
What we need is furrywow (maybe call it furwow?)
>literally just vanilla but only furry/scalie races
>replace non.fur races like orcs with gnolls and humans with murlocks, replace nelfs nagas ect
>maybe throw in some custom content or quest text eventually because why not
thought?
>>534704715>the evidence is the post itselfnigga what?
>>534704709>legion mounts and HD models in vanilla world with low res vanilla armorI know you got the character model set to SD in that pic but I still can't believe anyone can look at this kind of garbage and think it looks fine
Whoever said they should use the WoD models for all of their promo material is a fucking retard
>>534704639Its not really a mount. Because of the scaling speed thing its almost not worth using unless you're going across a zone.
>>534705009what does this accomplish?
>tranny in the work group
>everything goes to hell
hmm
Can you explain to me why freshfags want to play a fresh PVE server? You want retards to tag your mobs as you idly watch, because you can't kill them? Die.
>ktotes is letting Ulmetrs finish his project
Please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Ulmetrs only talked about because he's the only one making public commits, but is actually posting extremely small changes, like one line at a time, while the actual changes made since launch are much larger files that aren't public?
It's fake because no insider would actually think this, it's something only an outsider looking in would think
>>534705175>someone openly mentally ill>it goes to shitWhodathunk
>>534704887ask someone in their general
>>534705009throw Nerubians and Makrura in there and I might give it a look
>>534705053The proof is in the pudding.
>>534705197the real answer as someone that's probably gonna end up playing both is that i wanna do some 'niller pvp without having to go against naxx geared players
>>534705262How there's nobody there
>>534705197it's xfaction. just invite them, chuddy
>>534705197I'm not an asocial weirdo playing WoW like a single player game
Why aren't you sending people group invites for kill quests?
>>534705160amusement?
maybe an erection or two?
>>534705197people are tired of not finding a group for a levelling dungeon with 10k pop, because everyone is afk in stormwind on a level 60
>>534701030no
https://files.catbox.moe/vh18w9.png
>Tranny devs confirmed
>Tranny devs confirmed
>Trranny devs confirmed
Lmaoooooo
>>534705197I actually enjoy the minigame of competing for tags. Pic related
>get bbc+ invite
>download
>log in
>hit level 2
>log off
no soul
>>534705197If youโre good enough you pull away for quickly from the rest of the pack after day 1
>>534705631>download retail>log in>hit level 2>log offYeah that tracks
>>534705506Sooner or later you're going to have to come to grips with the fact that only autistics care to host servers and make custom content for 20 year old games, and an overwhelming amount of people in this demographic troon out.
Chud autists like Gummy and VVall just aren't as good at marketing themselves.
>>534705350...You do know most private server, including epoxy, give out dedicated PvP gear for basically free that offer dedicated resilience stat that entirely neuters any non-pvp gear to point of obsolete?
Going against someone in naxx gear is a free win even on most basic honor point slumlord gear.
We all aready knew or could figure out something went wrong with relaunch and there was some behind the scenes drama. So what was this very real DM leak actually telling us? Shut the fuck up what are you a teenage girl or something
>>534705797>>534704715You don't understand, it's very serious.
>>534705797>Shut the fuck up what are you a teenage girl or somethingi wish
Pretty big leaks, it's interesting stuff. Server's probably DoA
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mmmzmb/commentary_from_one_of_the_people_on_the_dev_team/
>>534705787pvp gear is anti mmo design. the strongest players should be the ones that do pve + pvp
>>534704895>"I think Epoch should steal the tent idea from Turtle"maybe epoch could start by copying turtleโs uptime before stealing their tents. just a thought
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*moonfire's ur quest mob*
>>534705937It's literally nothing
>>534705204could be true, ansbach533 does also make a lot of commits but isn't seen on the tracking pages, which makes him unknown for those that doesn't really follow git
>>534705941True, but the upside is that now I don't need to get involved in any guild faggotry if I want to just pvp
>>534704906>see you Aug 17thalright yeah this dude is full of shit
funny how they are so fucking desperate
>>534705937don't need fake leaks and tranny drama to know this shit was doa.
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why are there level 14 players in northshire questing
>>534705937do you believe anything you are told ever
>>534706020*polymorphs ur quest mob*
Okay, guys. You got me. I will play ambershire. But I have one condition: I need an addon that allows me to easilymake Crogge and Shenna step down from the server and have no further involvement? That shouldn't be too hard right?
>>534706126>why are there level 14 players in northshire questingturdle? find a tent in front of stormwind and stand under it for 15~ mins and you get MAX RESTED XP
>>534706126Turtle is a 2x server pretending to be a 1x. You have rested xp the entire time.
>>534705937Behold, the smartest person in that thread
>>534706257>Slow and Steady>Exhaustion>Disables XP gainwhat now, chuddie
>>534706126Quests never go grey in turtle so hardcore players just level to 60 doing the lowest level posible quests
>>53470634890% of the playerbase don't do that.
Holy shit my friend just pinged me on disc about the epoch leaks did you guys see those yet? apparently some dev just fucked them and leaked a bunch of shit on reddit or something does anyone have the qrd? my friend is freaking out and i need some proof to say its bullshit or something can anyone fill me in??
>>534706249i enabled exhaustion and slow and steady I cant get any rested xp
>>534706367that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard
so lowbies just get fucked if there's someone 3 times your level tagging all the mobs?
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>CMs are glorified jannies, they don't even get special priority queue access when the server was coming up for testing. Basically begging along with the masses to get in when queues were enabled.
>suddenly one of them has insider dev knowledge despite showing time and again they literally do no know what's going on half of the time and clearly not having a plan of attack on how to handle player frustration because the team doesn't tell them anything
>>534706367what's even the point of playing hardcore if you're doing it with as little risk as possible
i thought the point of hardcore was the adrenaline rush when shit goes south
>>534706512>"dev leaks">literally nothing we didn't already knowgo back
>>534706072Idk it just ruins the game for me and i primarily play pvp. I liek going to raids and getting better gear that I can use in pvp.
My dream system would be having to get gear from hard pve content and then gating "enchants" or something that improves the gear behind rated pvp
The cope and seethe in here is hilarious. Just give up. Itโs over.
>>534706293>trusting anything the nigger mods saynot smart
>>534706570it's actually hilarious because it makes them complacent, the chat is always being spammed with stuff like "Moonwhisper (Lvl: 52) has been slain by Coughing Kobold (Lvl: 33)"
>>534706829THERE IT IS DOOD
>>534706348Optionally nerfing yourself isnt the same. The game is inherently competitive. You either force it on everyone, or you are wasting your own time.
i think Magic doesnโt have schizo, and the FBI really did get him on the hook. Donโt forget the wowscape/scapegaming cases...
>>534706925nerfing? what nerfing? Making the (good part of the) game last longer doesn't nerf me at all
>>534705941>pve + pvpHow about no
Just remember glaives or shadowmourne ruining arenas for anyone without them.
>>534704946>Why would they need to sell it anyway?because they're too retarded to host it themselves, the only way anyone will play this is if someone else hosts
>>534707115The game is about raiding. If you arent there early you'll never get into good groups.
>>534705457>sending the opposing faction invites>vanilla WoWnormie
i just opened the thread can someone tell me what all these pics are from are they from turtle
>>534707190>The game is about raiding.Maybe Gummycraft is more your speed.
>>534707185Let me rephrase it. Why would anyone offer to buy it? Any competent developer can just copy their custom content. Whos gonna stop them? There is no copyright law for already stolen code.
>>534707262holy shit go back
>>534707190Some people prefer the leveling to the endgame. Epoch has/had a 0.5 xp mode. There's no particularly amazing reward, it just makes it take longer to level.
>>534707190>If you arent there early you'll never get into good groupsthe fuck are you talking about, there are plenty of good raid teams that are late to the party
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>>534707262You still sit there like a cuck when someone on the same faction steals your quest mob or gathering node.
This argument about WPvP being about competing for resources is a meme when it only applies 50% of the time, even less when you factor in questing in non-contested zones. If that were true it would be FFA.
>>534707190lol. you will never enjoy this game
>>534707470t. dadguild that takes 4 lockouts to finish MC
I refuse to play on turtle because everyone here who tells me to play it has been such a jerk to me so scr*w those guys
If the game isnt about the race to 60 and getting into raiding ASAP, why do so many people whine about QoL store items that speed up the leveling process? What are they 'winning' then?
>>534707514>you gotta go to the bank to turn your copper into silverS O U L
O
U
L
>>534707540oh, you're a soddie refugee
>>534707262>>5347075141 silver being 1k copper is really fucking funny. A thousand pennies is over 5 pounds.
>>534707283shenna employed some retard to make fake chat leaks to smear kaytotes as if it was even needed in the first place
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Soon there will be no one at epoch...
>>534707617the two weeks of constant shilling really turned me off
>>534707315They can't access new quests, mob info, spell changes etc.. Just geography as far as I know
>>534707654For some people it is about the race, and they give you an advantage
>>534707654those people are what we call "retards like you"
>>534707262>normieback to xitter with you, normalfag
>>534707741>he says in the epoch shill thread which spammed /v/ for an entire monthLOL
>>534707721so the leaks are real
Do they even open raids day one?
I thought they wouldn't until after a few weeks
>>534707743You can literally look at custom content on other servers and go "Okay I can make that" and remake it at like 99% accuracy.
>>534707721so this is 100% from the mod
>arrogant and negligentit feel that way but it's nice to get confirmation.
So how will new content work if we're capped in a level 60 environment? Are they planning to experiment with a pseudo-horizontal prog system or will new raids still just power creep old ones?
>>534707721>sells database access for $200 USD>guys im just worried about morals>lmao lol even, good riddance nigger
>>534707721>I don't want to support them anymoredid he find out the "she" has a penis?
>>534708041same as vanilla
>>534707986The Epoch team said that they'll open MC 5 weeks after release so we have about 3 more weeks to hit 60 to experience what the custom MC raid content will be like
Yeah I think I'll just make a custom server. How hard can it possibly be?
>>534707518I'm never in that situation, because I play on PVP realms, the way that WoW was intended to be played since 1999.
I just think turtle is really gay with all that "qol" stuff. Also its run by corrupt russian scammers.
>>534707908>he doesn't know what a general isgo back
Why would a CM have database access, or any access at all to dev stuff?
>>534708038>>arrogant and negligent>it feel that way but it's nice to get confirmation.Totally, what kind of retard add two untested started zones to a re-release of an already unstable server?
>>534708167i'm sure game design peaked at 1999
>>534708198oh i know full well what a general is and we had a wow private server general which was brigaded and then split into this shill thread it seems you dont know what a general is though. projection much??
>>534708206D-DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT
HE JUST DOES OKAY!?
>>534708315it was split because wpsg was nonstop guild EROTIC namefagging
still is btw
>>534708206this is epoch
everything is possible
their not-launch was killed by a staircase
>>534708149ngl if there was a relatively retard-proof tool out there I could use to make my own custom quests and just pad out my own little world I'd spend all day doing it in the same way train autists spend all day making model railways
>>534708206The CMs lied to you (shocking) about how much information they actually have access to.
>>534708315>talking about the game in the game's general is shilling>actually YOU don't know what a general isit's like talking to a retarded toddler
>>534708480If Totes is as paranoid as he seems about making sure his server isn't open source he certainly wouldn't just give database access to random CMs who aren't even developing the game.
>>534708227yea the priorities are wild, they were rushing it all aswell to race the guy fixing the server infrastructure. I like the idea of gnomes and trolls getting a starting zone, but it didn't need to happen right then.
>>534701030>hand covering the gutmy little cutie can't be that insecure!
>>534708315>split into this shill threadwho are we shilling to if the epoch general exists for anons interested in epoch
i think turtle might have made actual golems to shit up discussion about potential competitors
>>534705506what did they mean with this
>>534708729>server doesn't existwhat exactly are you hoping to discuss?
>>534708315Take your meds schizo.
To be hinest this thread is worthless right now except for trolling, see you on Pochie Monday
>instant epoch fag seethe at the truth nuke
called it.
>>534705009this but completely unironically
Epoch lost.
August 17th. Come home.
>>534708315If your general cant survive without a specific server, maybe your general shouldn't exist?
reminder that the turtle shills tried to make a turtle general (it died lol)
so it's no wonder they are spending so much time here
>>534709204What's on August 17th?
Waiting for Blizzard Classic+.
Private server trannies prove once again they're either completely incompetent and/or scammers.
7 days. That's how much time they have left.
I would rather play on a repack with bots than roll on turdle. if epoch really does implode thats probably what im gonna do
>>534709494tsmt
praying that we get the Titanforged realms in the meantime.
>>534709289why aren't they playing on the best server?
why is there no general for their new realm?
>>534709662really makes you think doesn't it
>>534704403as opposed to fucking off to their containment thread in /vm/
>>534709662We've had our best men trying to crack that one for weeks.
>>534709289umm epochuddie, we have a general, its in the much more active board
>>>/vm/1888226
>>534709592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUEY219SkxY
>>534709967>its in the much more active board>thread is 8 days oldok buddy
I will only play on bot servers when AI is really good in 10 years and I can fuck with the bots as a GM and induce schizophrenia in them by silently fucking up all their droprates and lagging them out in combat
>>534710059he is clearly sarcastic retard
soon epoch will be the comfy 3k hyperborean server is was meant to be.
>>534710076>setup a small bot 'playerbase', assign a LLM to each of them as a 'player'>they all end up doing nothing but ERPnot like this AIbros...
pochie monday updates bros
>didn't get to Silverpine and check out the rep vendor and all that shit before everything came down
I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH I WANNA PLAY 'POCH
>>534709494because blizzard is very competent and takes sufficient care of their servers, preventing botting and keeping things clean, fair and just
>>534710650the most dead classic version award
>>534710637>because blizzard is very competent and takes sufficient care of their serversYeah, they can actually get them online lol
>>534697440>we hate everything turtle stands forWhat a gay thing to base your entire identity on. We get it though, you hate WoW.
>>534710637I didn't say Blizzard servers are flawless, but they beat whatever the fuck this is.
>>534710628I don't get why they bothered adding reputation for low level areas.
Just make a a long quest chain that ends with a few blues
>>534710706that would be epoop
>>534710790i would rather not play than be on a bot-infested goldbuying dump
>>534697440>Reminder that shenna is known for actively paying shills to shill his serverSooooooo advertising? The thing literally everything in existence does?
>>534710942>i would rather not playDon't worry, you won't if you're waiting for Epoch.
>all the epoop refugees having a melty in bbc /world
go be niggers on turtle
>>534710650acc
id rather put 15 bucks into bill gates pocket than play turtle troondle nigger fieta. mop is shit. turtle is shit. ascension shit. epoch shit. but i stil wanna play epoch. fml nigger dev retards. lets make two new zones without a successful launch heh were niggers :)
>>534710583>>534710628Soon. The patient wil be rewarded.
>dc and 250 in queue
why are epoch bros like this?
>>534710902Gives you something to do innit, also probably good for people doing Explorer's Contract so they can grind on mobs for rep.
>>534710815just like actiblizzard turtlewow stands for optimizing profits, be it allowing bot accounts and rmt to run rampant or to just sell characters directly to the players while running a super jewish cash shops
>>534710990i am quite okay with just waiting
>>534697440>we hate everything turtle stands for.And what is that exactly? Providing people with WoW classic experience that works?
Please enlighten us what your schizophrenic mind can come up with.
what exactly is classic about blackbeard / ascension? can they answer that?
>>534711168People are getting tribalistic over a server they played for 1 hour in two weeks and defending it to their core
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Tel'Aviv won
>>534710976>troondles have actually started defending shenna and croggelmaooooooo
>>534711338>jewish cash shop>jewish realm namepottery
>>534711026Im hoping all the ESLs and psychos stick to Gurubashi and are scared away from the RP-PvE tag
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my racist powers helps me waiting for POCHIE
>had to do some random stuff to get ascension working on linux mint
>uninstall
>get BBC+ access
>try to reinstall
>can't remember what I did
I tried doing what they recommend on their website and the launcher couldn't connect. I tried installing using the regular installer the game opens but then crashes when I try to connect to the server.
any one can help?
>hoping anything for Epoch at this point
kaytotes-sama, I have never lost faith
>>534711724If you're too dumb to get games working on Linux stick to Windows
>>534711835but then how would I learn anon?
>>534711741>kike>using jewish eyeball iconographylike pottery
If Pochie pulls another 10 minutes uptime with a vague post on #updates again then it's truly over. For real this time!
>people still think Epoch's custom content and changes will work
Take a hint from the launch fellas, do you really want to invest the time it takes to reach 60 just to have raid bosses cause server crashes? So that their new AV concept can come out half baked and full of exploits?
>>534711939Didn't one of the leaks say he was a gypsy? Assuming those were real leaks of course.
>jewish eyeball iconography
Retards really do just say words
>>534711939Did he upset you widdel baby
>>534712081>pve>who cares retard
>>534712081There is nothing better to play, go away and let us wait in peace for shit to work at some point in the future
Asmon made fun of Epoch's launch
>>534712172free palestine
>>534712296>AV>PvEDumbfuck
>>534712370Be sure to keep us posted lil' zoomie!
>>534712370and the world makes fun of asmongold
>>534712060You're only getting a vague post, no tests until next weekend
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Do you think Pochie Monday means tonight past midnight, during UK lunch, or Monday night going into Tuesday?
>>534712370fr fr no cap on g?
>>534712776yes, spam the login button as soon as it's tomorrow in the uk
>>534712776Tonight past midnight for uppy
Monday night for launch
>>534712776probably in like 20ish hours
>>534712370asmongold is based so that makes sense
>>534712918The femboy speaks the truth
>>534712370you guys joke but a negative opinion of pochie will now be downloaded into the head of 200,000 zoomies like a firmware update
POCHIE MONDAY________________ 2026.
>>53471277624 hours we will be in. Maybe 48. 72 at most. Could be more.
what did reckful say about the launch
>>534712776Give up anon, there is no pochie monday. They're going to just keep vague posting until the 17th and hope most people are gone by then so their dogshit server doesn't get too cocks jammed up it at once. They'll never admit during this process that the launch failed of course.
>>534711724I just add the setup exe to steam and enable proton for it in its properties, make the install folder a folder in my documents, then when its finished i delete the setup exe from steam and add the launcher to steam. lazy niggers won
>>534713092>"im too rich and have too many people who care about me time to kms">perishes in hell
What does Elon Musk have to say about this?
>>534712370Bro shit was emberassing, giga L for us desu
>>534712370oh no some hobo streamer said something, tell us again why we should care?
>>534713272He said he'll hire Ulmetrs as he is the only dev that knows how to code.
>>534712776We won't see shit until at least Wednesday or maybe even the weekend. The devs have used up their vacation and only can work on issues after their jobs now
I feel kinda bad for the pochies. Theyโre developing schizophrenia and jumping at shadows now because theyโre so lost in copium. Anyways Iโm gonna go enjoy some BBC+ while you all stare at the same login screen for another two weeks.
Yeah I'm waiting for FRESHshire now. Turtle hype
>>534713219>>perishes in hellisn't hell supposed to be eternal?
>>534713403I think hiring Indians would be an improvement at this point. Thatโs how poor the team seems to be at this.
>>534712474Being a multimillionaire must be really tragic
>>534713472>Iโm gonna go enjoy some BBC
Now that the turdle shills are slowing down, what professions is everyone going? Skinning seems like it'll be bis just because 5% on Ony/BWL/random beast bosses will probably outweigh 20~ AP/SP.
Anyone have any prof leaks for the BOP equips? I just know there's gonna be some stupid staff or something from enchanting that will be BIS forever.
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So... I decided to listen to you and get on twow, I made a char there and this was the result.. Do the bgs not work or something?
>>534713889>average wait time: unavailable
>"I don't care about streamers"
>10 replies talking about him
Telling
>>534713825Engi + Mining because the base gadget are already great and even any mediocre addition is enough
The fact that the devs can't even specify WHEN Pochie Monday starts is a red flag.
>>534713889Fake repost. Also PvP is for bad people so nobody does it.
>>534713889PvP on turtle wow is dogshit and barely anyone does it
>>534713889sister please delete this..
>>534714032They never promised you pochie monday. Only that they were taking a break until monday.
>>534712081once again, players leveled from 1 to 60 on the beta with no problem, and there already was a bunch of custom content then. I blame the recent events on them trying to accommodate 60k players and breaking everything in the process
>>534713825I'm on guru so naturally going engi to get advantage against horde nigs.
>>534713889>pvpiggerYou deserve to be in queue forever.
>>534714032Really? Thatโs the red flag thatโs causing you to have doubts? Not anything else in the past two weeks.
The server didn't crash.
They took it down.
>>534714323You closed the server. AND I CAME.
>>534714323I agree, it was a strategic decision.
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I am once again trying to install BBC+, I will keep you guys posted with updates
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They're really going to release at the same time as Ambershire aren't they?
>tfw only have a regular BBC instead of BBC+
>>534714323Real and true!
>>534714779its okay, i have a bbc junior
>>534713889There's even a global system message broadcasted to the entire server whenever a BG starts. Turtle is such a shitshow and I don't understand why people keep shilling it.
>>534713825Herb/Alch for Pochie
Min/BS for Tortole
>>534705009if you make them sexo i'd play
>>534714773I see no issue with that
>>534714323it was a special maintenance operation
BIG NEWS FROM THE DISCORD
Camerafags and pro-lifers blown the fuck up
>>534715141>Never eat indian foodcorr love me a chicken tikka proper scran innit
>>534715162Camerabros... they're laughing at us again...
>>534714105It's not fake but I'm only level 9 maybe that is why? The world seems alive with a lot of people but noone plays bg it's very weird....
>>534713825Probably herb/alch, its always a safe bet. Great money maker and very good to be self sufficient in consumables.
Extra flask value adds up so much over time, and it'll be nice if the alchemist stone is a legit trinket so I'm less reliant on getting/winning a drop for at least one slot.
I'm curious how good skinning will be initially though. If the vendor trash skinning items are actually good and fairly common it might be very lucrative to go skinning over alch while leveling to help pay for skills/mount and then grabbing alch closer to or at 60.
>>534715162They're still doing this stupid shit?
>he doesn't know about the stealth launch at 12:00am Monday morning
>>534715162>neighbour >toilette i hate euros with every fiber of my being
>>534715551Who doesn't? Great documentaries, Dr. Who, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Benny Hill. What's not to love?
>>534714105Ok, here's an updated picture
9 pm (yurop time) on a sunday
give it to me straight bros, is poochie over?
>>534714927Any particular reason? I was considering it since the leaks show that nearly every item with other profs needs elixirs of defense for some reason.
ketchup on nuggies, need it or keep it?
>>534715731I've always wanted RE mansion/police station keys to get with my house.
Maybe I should just do it, it can't be that complicated/expensive.
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>>534715940that would be sweet.
>>534715509its random user polls from days ago finally timing out lmao, not CMs
thinking about wearing women's panties...
>>534713736>multimillionaire>still lives like the worst of /v/irginswhat's the point? at least pay someone to clean for you instead of living in filth
>>534715924I only know about the prof changes listed on the website, I just thought going herb/alch would be a good idea on priest for mana pots n whatnot. Also making pots for frens c:
>>534715919Give it until monday before giving up completely
>>534713825I'm going herb/alch. I played blacksmith for years and want something different, and I like the idea of giving people some potions before a dungeon.
Gonna try to just chill through leveling with doing cooking, fishing, and potions as I go rather than trying to speedrun to 60.
>>534715909You're not wrong that PvP is slow on Turtle - but people have never really played low level BGs on pservers. It's basically always just been a small group of twinks filling those brackets. It does get a lot better at 50+ when you can queue for AV, but it's still not as fast as Blizzard realms.
>>534715961>less layersfewer.
>>534713825will go herb/alch to begin with and then switch out herb for tailoring once I have an alt running
>>534713825Mining/Blacksmith since I want to see what the new recipes are. The fact that int mail (and I'm assuming int plate) is craftable now is cool. Plus it seems like they just rolled JC recipes into BSM.
>>534716295who the fuck is u, hoe? a teacher??
>try turdle wow
>entire world chat is just lfg spam
why didnt these retards just make two seperate channels one for world chat and one for lfg?
>>534716295Stannis approves
>>534715961why did these guys communicate the issue and apologize for the headache it caused the players, don't they know they're supposed to offer a vague misleading statement, pretend like nothing is wrong and offer no update or timeline for the issue being fixed?
>>534716546There is, but old habits die hard.
>>534716546>assuming you average troon knows how to chance channels
While you're all schizoposting and trannyposting in the thread for a server that, for all practical purposes, doesn't exist, I'm comfy in MoP Classic with my family and friends, progressing in Heroic and doing comfy challenge dungeons. Yep, I think MoP won.
>>534715961I hate layering with a passion, but this is 10/10 MMO communication.
>>534713825On the epoop? Itโs never coming out so no use in theorycrafting.
>>534716546Itโs an active decision by the player. After all why post it in the channel people hide when they can post it in the one everyone sees.
>>534716672they could make the effort to moderate it world chat is basically unusable
>>534713825I always went herb-alch on every single main character for 20 years.
But this time I went tailoring-ench
>>534716230this is my level60. 11k players
lol
lmao even
>>534716546>try epoch>no one's online
bbc2
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>bbc+ downloads 18gb
>finished
>starts downloading 22gb
>all at 10mb/s
kill me
>>534717031DO NOT LIFT THE BAN SAAR
>>534713825herb/tailor warlock
That small spell resist bonus goes a long way with a fellhunter out.
>Turn on radio feature
>Rob Zombie
oh my POG
>>534717018Horde has longer queues cause itโs the pvp faction. And 11k total players tells you nothing about how many of them are queuing for BGs.
>>534717210try queuing for wsg 1-9 like me and see if it pops for you
I noticed there's a lot of people running in pairs in this server I think they might be bots? Maybe they're friend but that's really weird (I don't have friends)
erm...
turdies and turdettes?
this is EPOG (epoch general)
>>534717210White Zombie was better than Rob Zombie
>>534717031just call putin that shenna is bullying china ally
>>534717479I tried and waited 1-2m and didnt bother. Maybe its a level gap thing. I dont care for BGs anyway but ill report back if I get to a higher bracket. This is just a throwaway character to explore elftown.
>>534717031>beggingChrist dude, have some self respect
>>534717031what the fuck did you do to get iprange banned?
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i miss my pochie
>>534717345It's not even about the queue time at this point, 1warsong gulch, 2 arathi basins and 1 alterac valley AT PEAK TIME
A grand total of 80 players doing pvp
Even if pvp is unbalanced (just like vanilla was mind you) I'm calling bullshit on the player count
>>534717031lmao what is this?
>>534716818nigger they ignored the issue for weeks and gave a half assed "lol sorry we're retarded but thanks for the money" answer.
>>534717131>claims it's 10mb/s>it's actually 12.9mb/s>complains>meanwhile my download speed is 0.9-1mb/sYour rounding error to you is a 3x upgrade to me. Firsties can't suffer
>>534717210No stop. You arenโt allowed to enjoy playing WoW and post about that here. That will upset the epoop copium huffers. Just come back to /wpsg/.
>>534717742he's ukrainian
I still believe in the 'poch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9puAhStN490
>>534717939damn anon, sorry to hear that
>>534716664If this is about the very first classic launch, fuck off - I was on Firemaw, they let this shit fester for almost three weeks without a single post acknowledging any issues, simply spamming "it's working as intended", "login at a different time", etc, before going "Oopsie".
>>534717959you turtle people are like parasites lol
>>534717210i love rob zombie
>>534718142>you turtle people are like parasites lolu mad trron?
>>534717537based and true, such a shame Jay never made another band
>>534717959Why don't the turties go to /wpsg/ tho? Or make their own general? If you wann go on turtle on the 17th, go and have fun. Make a thread aobut how much fun you're going to have. Let us suffer in peace please. We know shts all fucked up, but we's still rather sit here and wait for a crumb of Epoch anyway
>>534718398notice how little hype there has actually been for the new turdle server despite all the spamming and all the paid advertisement
>>534718398cope and seethe poochi nigger
>>534696827Come on, I thought I was at least ERPing with men my age.
>>534718274oldest turtle player
did they really need to jump through all those hoops? why did they try to reinvent the wheel?
>>534718554You have to go back
>>534717131i made the mistake of downloading the normal game and then realising i had to download the other one
>>534718554You're the ones who seem mad buddy, we're just chilling. You got banned for saying nono words or something and now you having a melty for 2 weeks?
>>534696827damn, turdle players look like THAT?
>>534716230>but people have never really played low level BGs on pservers>go on ascension. Queue up at any range, get near instant pop up. Lol, lmao even
>>534718723At least I have a server to return to lmao.
>>534718398There's a 30 min queue to get into Nordanaar right now so I'm reading the funposts in here while I wait
>>534718557Someone that was 20 when Nost came out is in their 40s now, time moves on.
>>534717742I advertised Epoch and said Torta was Sheena was Epoch on /world
Probably the most petty gms i've seen
>>534717695I gave them a solution and they didn't listen. I genuinely want to play the game
>>534718872forgot to mention
bgs with xp aura from the shop is the fastest way to level on slopscension
>>534719008and yet you're stuck here talking about epoch
>>534719037WRONG
It was only 10 years ago.
Don't trick me like that anon, I almost had a psychotic breakdown.
>>534719103Sheena was Torta*
I'm so fucking mad
>>534715961>Firemaw's layer manager has gone haywire and consistently thinks it needs less layers than it really doesHoly fucking sovl. AI has become sentient to the point of having more sovl than troondevs.
>>534719173Let me correct you, there's nothing to talk about with a server that doesn't exist, I'm just here laughing at you.
>>534719103>>534719284aww, poor pochie gonna cry?
well deserved
>People still think they will launch on Monday
It's fucking obvious for anyone with common sense that they're stalling and constantly releasing conflicting info. They genuinely don't want to deal with such a massive community and they take criticism personally which is why they keep locking discord (there was also the Kes' meltie post).
I imagine they will "for real" launch the server after August 17th, hoping that the tourists fuck off to Turtle.
>>534719103>Advertising another server and making up slander about owners>wtf sensitive much gms???
>>534718634>just use someone elses open source core and use it for profit while releasing none of your improvements like every other slavnigger run server around
>>534717131>>534717939When I try to install the PTR the launcher just gets blurred and nothing happens. Do you guys know how to fix it?
>>534719698What am I looking for? Im out of the loop
>>534719552>slander kek
Fuck off, they couldve just muted me and give me access anyway but oh no
It's not like I physically assaulted them, nothing on the server changed
>>534719672havent had that problem sorry
534718274
they aren't sending their best
>>534719552>saying someone's name is slanderI'm sorry that your name is so tainted you had to make up a new one Shenna.
>>534719778>Go into literally any privately owned business>Start yelling at the owner is secretly hitler or something and that everyone should go to your business>wtf why are you asking me to leaveJust...be normal.
lmao, these poochie cucks are as fragile as the programming of their "hypothetical" server.
>>534719896are you guys still falling for this bait?
>>534719379you will keep posting in the epoch general you cuck
I think hanging out in wpsg and epog threads is turning me trans.
before i never cared about any of these people, I just thought wow it must suck to be mentally ill.
but now whenever I see a woman I think, shit I wish I looked like this.
I fucking hate you guys, you fucking mention these freaks every day and now I thinking insane shit like this.
>>534720008Well I fell for it apparently because sheenass permaed me
>>534713825tailor/ench
wouldn't bother with enchanting normally but i have frens that are going to give me their shitty greens for crafts
>>534720138You can wish to look like them all you want, just don't be so mentally ill to think you're a woman. Simple as.
Turdl has a queue now, pochie really shit the bed :c
>>534717198>fellhunterbro your felguard
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>>534711835I'm in faggot, only took me 3 reinstalls, how you like them apples?
>>534713825Im trying to find best races(beginning stat-wise) and proffesions for each class:
rule1: each race must be used at least once
rule2: warrior is twice because its an op class
Warrior1:Tauren (herbalism + skinning)
Warrior2:Dwarf (mining + skinning)
Paladin:Human (blacksmith + skinning)
Shaman:Orc (gnome engineering + skinning)
Hunter:Night Elf (goblin engineering + skinning)
Rogue:Troll (elemental leatherworking + skinning)
Druid:Night Elf (dragonscale leatherworking + skinning)
Priest:Undead (alchemy + skinning)
Mage:Gnome (enchanting + skinning)
Warlock:Undead (tailoring + skinning)
Do you have better combination?
>>534720337I just wanted to test a few more classes to settle on a main for ambie...
had no problem getting in yesterday
>>534720068I'll do it as long as I'm having fun at the expense of seething poochies like you. Once I get bored, I can always go back to my server, which at least exists, btw.
>>534720486I'm totally ready for It's up.
the bullshit i'll put up with to play a dwarf shaman and gnome priest
>>534720554Thankfully I got in very quickly :) I'm just dicking around on gobbo war setting up addons, practicing, etc. Hopefully pochie soon!
>>534720662This but Undead Paladin
>>534720604you'll never go back lol, keep posting
it seems everyone is rolling ambie, what class and race should i roll?
lol
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itt
>>534720662Gnome priest is an abomination. Dwarf shaman makes sense though.
Pepg
md5: 9134306152142f9acb7ee5d09cff2ec3
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I had more fun in the 1h i played on Epoch than i did leveling 2 characters on Turdle
>>534721027new patch is alliance pilled, so either dwarf or human idk which class tho (anything except OP DEV self insert paladin ig)
>>534720404nah, full demonology is for fags
>>534720337nord is just ambie waiting room now
>a lot of hype around epoch
>It crashes and burns suprising absolutely no one
>The new people who wanted to try private servers will be forced to play with ziggers and browns who cant speak english
>This will make them quit forever
If only sunwell was here to save us with fresh blizzlike wotlk...
>>534721210They nerfed SL so I respect it a bit more now.
>>534721027Any non plate wearing class so we can be frens c:
>>534721271and ambie will just be pochie waiting room
the cycle of life continues
>>534720972and you will never play on your imaginary server, lmao.
ok so go play pochie then. why are you here? go play pochie
>>534721170same i did the whole hc hype on turto and no intention of ever going back
>>534721271I guess so huh...
do i play a dudu or gayaddin on turdle since epoch isnt coming out any time soon?
its gonna be up before ambershire
>proofs?
im from the future
>>534721429Im playing.
Bbc.
best rogue spec for ganking people on turtle?
Imagine the seething when the server doesn't relaunch this Monday either.
>>534721619It came to me in my dreams
>>534721397I've already played on it, now give me another post little cuck
>>534721282its kind of retard blizzard isnt capitalizing on this and making a server that copies epoch
>turtle is like a beer without alcohol
>ascension is like a big faggy drink with a swirly straw
>epoch is an empty glass
fuck my life
>>534721668I hope they wait until saturday tbdesu
do you retards get paid in turtle coins for shitting up the thread?
i think unorthodox race class combos are fine (troll druid, undead paladin etc.), but they should be nerfed compared to other more orthodox counterparts, kinda like EQ. so an undead paladin will deal less holy dmg than a human paladin for ex. and so on.
I hope they wait until saturday and it still crashes after 5 minutes
>>534721664>turdle>ganking peoplebro...
Honestly the thing I'm looking forward to the most on ambie is twinking
>there are still about 100 people joining the discord today
>>534721736playing or beta testing? lmao.
>>534721839would just lead to even more metafaggotry even though it is more RPGish
bbc4
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so this is the power of bbc+?
>>534721839the racial seals are a nice little bit of flavor at least
>>534721794nigga there's nothing to talk about.
the discord is on lockdown
no news since 2 days ago.
what else is supposed to happen in an "epoch" thread? should ppl just post tranime reaction pictures with nothing written?
>>534721962thank you, now another one
>>534721839The racial undead seal is pretty soulful since you're actively harming yourself to use it.
>>534721915based on what I've seen on nord (the current pve server) there will be plenty of people with pvp flag on for the extra buff
and the best part is, they're unlikely to get some random passerby to help since most people don't wanna get flagged, so it'll be a veritable feast for those willing.
>>534697683>seeing trannies that aren't therepeak mental illness. enjoy the axe found, faggot.
>>534721668mate the server isn't coming back any time soon
>>534721668I will still be here. Calm.
Sir standing by for testing duties kaytoes SIR /salutes
>>534721967And that's why the avoided having Undead Paladins period.
>>534722020that turdie has been owning you for at least 30 mins, give up already sis.
>>534721668We can only imagine it since they wont be unlocking the discord.
>>534722329You got the female gnome?
>>534722020finally you have nothing left to say, keep coping poochie.
am I retarded for leveling with this on the pvp server?
how come tvrtle wonned so bigly and pochie losted so extra bigly? what went wrong?
>>534721886this is 100000% what will happen
epoch at least has discussion about it, turdle general died without hitting bump limit
>>534722836turtle's troons were just bvilt differevt
>>534722836Turtle has real developers, Pochie has literally 19 and 20 year olds running the show.
>>534722889Does it though? This server seems more like back and forth banter than actual discussion of any server
>>534722893>double OPCan we ever just have a normal OP?
>>534722893yep this is a rotten turdle bake
someone make a proper one
>>534722893of course it's a turtle nig not doing fashy
>doood I'm so clever I hid the troll bake in the actual OP info
>>534719310Retard. Thatโs blizzard. Turtle has no layers.
>>534721668Of course it's not gonna launch monday, the devs were resting the whole weekend and they'll work until weekend.
Don't expect anything but a couple tests
>>534720429>Do you have better combination?Yes, a stable server with good scripting is the best combination.
>>534723316Funny how the 'troll' thread has an actual OP and yours is just some lazy bullshit made because xe was butthurt.
FRESH
>>534722847>>534722847>>534722847
>>534716295Weird Al approves
>>534706829This is giving me dejavu. Was underground farming of this guy a thing back in the day?