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Anonymous No.534705191 >>534705890 >>534705979 >>534706048
/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General
Journey to Grymforge Edition

>News:
Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

OP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta

Previous thread: >>534529202
Anonymous No.534705423
>>534691181
>rhinoplasty
Anonymous No.534705739
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.534705808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
Anonymous No.534705890
>>534705191 (OP)
cute OP frog
Anonymous No.534705928 >>534706574
I hope that the next game will be closer to act 2 than act 3 tone wise, I'm fighting ketheric right now and it's crazy how much emperor's story feels like a fanfic compared to his
Anonymous No.534705979
>>534705191 (OP)
christ
Anonymous No.534706048
>>534704620
bretty gud, anon. I hear hold monster shits all over him too

>>534705191 (OP)
serious frog
Anonymous No.534706086 >>534708225
Orin can walk into camp at will but she doesn't kill anyone. Orin stands there jawing at Tav who doesn't attempt to just attack her. The whole thing is really stupid.
Anonymous No.534706369
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.534706513
Did Shar really take a liking to Shadowheart because she had raven-black hair like hers?
Anonymous No.534706515 >>534708292 >>534714412
this is pretty cute. horn care routine
Anonymous No.534706574 >>534708441
>>534705928
>emperor's story feels like a fanfic
How do you mean? Everything you learn about him points to him being evil.
Anonymous No.534708225
>>534706086
>Orin can walk into camp at will but she doesn't kill anyone.
She needs you alive to kill Gortash.

>Tav who doesn't attempt to just attack her.
Does your Tav have a habit of lunging at beautiful women without hearing what they have to say first?
Anonymous No.534708292
>>534706515
>seed oils
dropped
Anonymous No.534708441 >>534710890
>>534706574
I'm fine with him being evil, him siding with the brain, being balduran, having a gay dragon ex(??), flirting with you no matter how much you tell him to fuck off and appearing shirtless(????????), his weird ass romance scene where he erases everybod's memory because the devs thought that the crew watching you fuck an alien was hilarious, his timeline inconsistencies all make this character feel straight out of a bad fanfic he's the worst thing about bg3's story
Anonymous No.534708653 >>534708883 >>534710041
there's currently a schizo in the astarion community who is accusing a writer of stealing her work and this is one of her examples (blue copying grey)

what does she mean by this
Anonymous No.534708883 >>534709262
>>534708653
I remember someone making a 53 pages long essay about how Baudelaire welch doesn't understand astarion and how much ascended astarion loves you, you'd have to be mentally ill to make a bg3 character your waifu/husbando t b h
Anonymous No.534709262
>>534708883
based
Anonymous No.534710041 >>534710350 >>534714942
>>534708653
>ThE cOmMuNiTy
>some gay fanfic
you have aids. fuck you
Anonymous No.534710350
>>534710041
laezel's writer is a gay furry and yall love him
Anonymous No.534710545 >>534711531 >>534715554
oh its a new thread whoops
>>534702551
>tpk at level 4
were you playing shit jobs like lore bard
were you doing a solo run
how do you tpk to the retards at level 4
Anonymous No.534710556 >>534715129
Anonymous No.534710890 >>534711167 >>534711562
>>534708441
>I'm fine with him being evil
>him siding with the brain
Well which is it, is it bad fanfic, or are you fine with him being evil.
>having a gay dragon ex(??)
I thought you were joking, but apparently you're serious. You really think the super gay dating sim would shy away from announcing Balduran and Ansur being lovers?
>flirting with you no matter how much you tell him to fuck off
Perfect writing. If you're smart enough to hate him, this is just further fuel to despise him. Which you did.
Recognizing it as good writing is another matter.
>his weird ass romance scene where he erases everybod's memory because the devs thought that the crew watching you fuck an alien was hilarious
Now you just sound anti-fun, not a good look.
>his timeline inconsistencies
I do take issue with him finding the illithid colony under Moonrise. Of which is easily explained with a few seconds of thought (just now). So he found it well over two hundred years ago, back when it was still being built, which is when Ketheric still worshiped Selune. For this to work, he would have to have snuck in and investigated some hole in the ground, which you find leads to the colony (don't be an idiot, he gets in this way hundreds of years ago). Since the colony, as you read, is slumbering because they don't have control of anything, his curiosity pretty much puts him into the jaws of the illithid, and he sits down there for hundreds of years until Ansur shows up (a weakened elder brain isn't gonna fight a fully grown dragon, why not let him have something that still belongs to her).
You just sound like a contrarian, kill that habit.
Anonymous No.534711068 >>534711549 >>534723529
I will replicate this queen.
Anonymous No.534711167 >>534711549
>>534710890
ok
Anonymous No.534711531 >>534711752 >>534711793
>>534710545
I could see Anders and his gang ending an Honor run if the party waltzes in unprepared. He doesn't have four attacks per round, though. At best, he can attack twice, pommel strike once, and possibly take an opportunity attack if you move out of melee range.
Anonymous No.534711549
>>534711068
She looks like she's had a nose job.

>>534711167
>mad
lol
Anonymous No.534711562
>>534710890
you forgot your name
Anonymous No.534711752
>>534711531
>take an opportunity attack
>Honour Mode
Call them an inbred, while you're at it.
Anonymous No.534711793
>>534711531
a blind honor run is one of the exceptions for a tpk
maybe he got fucked by initiative too idk he hasnt said
Anonymous No.534712128 >>534724549
>>534709852
Has it been a while since you last played? Lv5 is the power boost level in act 1.
I'll give that lv4 shouldn't be the only factor in that wipe, though, we need more information.
Anonymous No.534713048
I need him
Anonymous No.534713252 >>534715097 >>534716086
Its been 2 years, is there a mod that lets you attach dialigue tags like races or classes to your character despite not being them yet
Anonymous No.534714412 >>534714980 >>534716846
>>534706515
Are you sure thats not Alfira cosplaying as Karlach
Anonymous No.534714942
>>534710041
he also has aids. fuck him too. I can like a song by a complete piece of trash if it's a good song
Anonymous No.534714980
>>534714412
Durge only player here. It can't be Alfira in disguise. I made sure of it. Romancing Shadowheart again btw.
Anonymous No.534715097
>>534713252
Too busy giving Gortash top surgery scars, sorry
Anonymous No.534715129
>>534710556
the big steppy
Anonymous No.534715554 >>534723954
>>534710545
no, no, and you're still a blind retard that can't read.
Anonymous No.534715646 >>534717048 >>534717554
Anonymous No.534715881 >>534716286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNuOIe_3Og
Anonymous No.534716086
>>534713252
Cheaters Scroll
Anonymous No.534716286
>>534715881
Somehow it's more cringe than the astarion xisters
Anonymous No.534716505
Durge feels too much like its own character with a customizable appearance for me to just make my oc and give them the urge
Anonymous No.534716846 >>534717489
>>534714412
nah one of the skin mods. I can't look at that hideously roided-out shit anymore no matter how cute the VA's voice is
Anonymous No.534717048
>>534715646
cute frog donut shove
Anonymous No.534717489 >>534717575
>>534716846
Those afraid of beauty eventually prefer pigslop.
Anonymous No.534717554 >>534717724 >>534722932
>>534715646
OHNONONONO
https://youtu.be/5v16WvfpIgY?si=sQbSOXjiK4P9-8KM&t=1213
Anonymous No.534717569 >>534717749
Thoughts on Sorcerer with Bard dip for flavor?
Anonymous No.534717575
>>534717489
>disgusting manface
>beautyβ„’
Anonymous No.534717724 >>534717878
>>534717554
buy an ad you prancing lala faggot man
Anonymous No.534717749 >>534718451
>>534717569
sounds cool. try wild magic it's fun
Anonymous No.534717878
>>534717724
cope frogfag
Anonymous No.534718451 >>534720440 >>534720864 >>534723134
>>534717749
I mostly just want some mental spells and to go swords to not be a prissy caster that goes AIEEEEE GET AWAY FROM ME the second anything comes into melee
Anonymous No.534719178 >>534719684
tfw you'll never be a squishy wizard that has to be protected by his big strong martial gf
Anonymous No.534719183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCSNkTiB5v0
Anonymous No.534719684
>>534719178
tfw you're a squishy wizard getting your prostate squished by your big strong barb gf
Anonymous No.534720440
>>534718451
hell yeah man. I really like swords bard for that. the 2-target skills can be used on the same guy too
Anonymous No.534720623 >>534720927
gayle had a meltie and left in w*ll attempt #1. didnt even know you could piss him off reading his mind
Anonymous No.534720864 >>534722004
>>534718451
Anon I get wanting this from a character perspective but the way the video game actually plays out this won't work. A melee character with ranged options works because you're just eldritch blasting on your way in to do your real damage. If your damage is primarily ranged, there's never a reason to be in melee aside from you majorly fucking up. Your flourishes are going to be sitting there looking pretty and almost never come up if you want your main damage to be from blasting, especially as you get higher level and start gaining mobility tools to more effectively keep you in your optimal range.
Anonymous No.534720927 >>534721168
>>534720623
What did he say
Anonymous No.534721168
>>534720927
some angry br*tish shit like I'M APPAULED I CANT BELIEvE WAHH THE QUEEN I'M LEAVING" I really don't remember but it was full of bean-based vegan protein
Anonymous No.534721461 >>534722163
started a durge run and i got both karlach and minthara in my party, and despite fears that it would be impossible to have them both like me, I managed to get decent approval. astarion really doesn't like me very much.
Anonymous No.534722004 >>534722576
>>534720864
Int caster (nerd) coded post
Anonymous No.534722010
kissing astarion softly on the lips
Anonymous No.534722163 >>534723653
>>534721461
Meanwhile it feels obnoxious how literally anything that will give Laezel approval will make Shart hate you and vice versa to the point of it feeling forced
Anonymous No.534722501
Anonymous No.534722576
>>534722004
Bladesinger does what he wants better anyway without being mad or multiclass.
Anonymous No.534722932 >>534841658
>>534717554
>triple attack
>double action
>psionics
>gith equipment buffs
Why would you give her unlockables.
Anonymous No.534723004 >>534723438
yeah, honor mode tip: that cunt at the withers ruins outside can aoe sleep you through a solid wall with no LOS. just happened to me and we go next
Anonymous No.534723038 >>534747478 >>534748302 >>534777303
I genuinely adore honor mode, I think it's actually a pretty balanced difficulty, and I find that not being able to save scum ends up making playthroughs a lot more enjoyable, there are only really a couple events in the game I would consider giving a run up for missing.

I do have some gripes though.
Act 3 in honor mode is really really boring. You're essentially just trying to finish up your kit, because hitting the level cap happens fairly early, and there's no good reason to do much of the content, as it has minimal benefit and potential risk.
Technically speaking, there's only one mandatory boss in Act 3 outside of the final fight, being Orin. Gortash can be cheesed in so many different ways that he's almost a non-entity, and if you play Durge, you don't even have to fight him at all.

There's also a minor downside to the no save scumming in that you might end up having an idea for a fight at the last minute, but figuring out whether the mechanics will work as expected can be a crapshoot, and sometimes you just have to go the 'safe' route because you don't have the liberty of testing things. This is probably a skill issue for me, but I have found that finding information on certain interactions in the game can be tricky.

TL;DR I like honor mode but Act 3 is a glorified shopping spree and sometimes I want to improvise, but I don't want to end up replaying however many hours just to do so.
Anonymous No.534723132 >>534723350 >>534729039
just installed bunch of mods, what do i think of those new classes
Anonymous No.534723134 >>534723368
>>534718451
Gay shit, either go sword and board full fighter or go full wizard, old trad dnd.
Anonymous No.534723215 >>534724635 >>534812276
Minsc and Astarion is pure, Minsc and Astarion is lovo.
Anonymous No.534723247 >>534723860
saw this and thought of you, Toadwhiner.
I wish you weren't so difficult at times.
Anonymous No.534723350
>>534723132
Literal reddit.
Anonymous No.534723368
>>534723134
Suboptimal gishing because the concept is cool IS true old dnd.
Anonymous No.534723438 >>534723978
>>534723004
You can deal with those guys for free by being warlock, there's a dialogue option where you can convince them that there's poison or something and it doesn't require a check.
I actually recommend going in through the back, you can take out the skeleton guys more easily by looting them before they awaken.
You can take out the looters inside by abusing the lever controlled door.
Anonymous No.534723529 >>534728796
>>534711068
I dont care about her face but I'd like to know about the armor mod.
Anonymous No.534723554 >>534748053
Anonymous No.534723653
>>534722163
Good thing I don't really care about shart or froggy lmao

We'll see how the juggling goes when I do a PokΓ©mon challenge next play through, gotta catch em all. Regardless, since minthara's romance was wonderful, probably gonna romance karlach then

Karlach and Minthara are best girls, nobody else is even close. How people like shart so much i'll never know.
Anonymous No.534723860
>>534723247
Anonymous No.534723954 >>534724231
>>534715554
i can read but your answer was unsatisfactory because anders cannot attack 4 times so clearly you are either greatly exaggerating to hide something or you are just outright lying
your lashing out makes me think its the latter
Anonymous No.534723978 >>534725192
>>534723438
ty I saw that lock option, but picked the 'omg its an invasion runnnn' shit and rolled something ass like a 7. the solid wall shit is what fucked me though. we were fine until they got two rounds of free hits
Anonymous No.534724094
I told these fags to kill themselves but they're just chilling.
Anonymous No.534724205
Im gonna see if you make everyone in the party abandon you by not complimenting them all the time and just generally being as much of an asshole as they do.
Anonymous No.534724231 >>534724958 >>534725034
>>534723954
>"I AM A PSYCHIATRIST LEMME PSYcHOANALAYZE U!! :^)"
hold person + one person downed from the previous back-to-back hold person (that I mentioned) -> he hits four fucking times in what seems like a single round. eat a bag of dicks you blind faggot retard
Anonymous No.534724338
>jpeg
>on my 4th run
>still going with this team comp just different companions having the same builds
bros what couldve i swapped from this?
imo SH bladesinger is just great, and then having a rogue thief/ranger is just a must have.
>some of the new builds ive tried
swarm, kinda meh
no weapon monk, its alright but shits way too endgame that by the time you get the optimal gears, you barely have any bosses or mobs to go against
bard or moon full healer support, best support but fuck me my team barely goes below 40% hp anymore that theyre just useless
summoner (never tried this before), im just disappointed. quickly swap out to arcane ward tank build.
tried the archane shooter, just too gimmicky and too long rest dependent
necromancer, fuck me, i remember looking for builds since patch 2 and even now, the builds are just shit. there are some great weapons dedicated for it but honestly would only be perfect if i have gale's decapitated hand.
Anonymous No.534724549 >>534724958 >>534725335
>>534712128
level 4 gives you feats which while not as significant as extra attack is still a power spike for certain classes and anders and his crew are either at or slightly below your level (don't remember his exact level) if your party is level 4
i was hoping to learn some details so maybe we could advise him on where he messed up (one hold person while bad does not lead to a tpk unless you messed up elsewhere or got mega fucked) but instead of providing details hes just bitching which makes me wonder if he did make spectacular fuck ups and doesnt want to say what he did publicly
Anonymous No.534724635 >>534731692
>>534723215
Did you play with Astarion origin? Astarion likes Minsc A LOT.
Anonymous No.534724958
>>534724549
see >>534724231
it's me, and you faggots still can't read. feel free to type retarded novels about how "He DiDn'T dO tHiS aNd ThAt I wAs ThEre!!1!!1one' for another two days though lol
Anonymous No.534725034 >>534726921
>>534724231
>double hold person into a snowball
ah ok sounds like you were just unfortunate and going in blind
he doesnt actually hit 4 times but his smites were crits from the hold person which probs felt like you were being nuked into oblivion
well good luck on your next playthrough then anon dont let one bad experience turn you off from honor mode it really is worth the time compared to any other difficulty
Anonymous No.534725178 >>534725575
Karlach blowjob
Anonymous No.534725192 >>534727107
>>534723978
Abusing doors and AI pathing is the number one tool in your arsenal in honor mode.
My buddy and I discovered by accident that you can clear out the entirety of moonrise by just holing up in Zrell's office.
The ideal approach at least in the times I've done it is this:
1. Take out the ghost dog and mimic in Melodia/Ketheric's area. They aren't the worst, but the mimic especially can fuck up this strategy if it wakes up
2. If you can, lock the doors in the hallway or block them off with crates. This results in the only two paths into Zrell's office being the front door or all the way through the rafters.
3. Aggro and kill Zrell
4. Just spam shit like hunger of hadar, spikes, spirit guardians, etc. right outside. My friend and I call this the blender. That office has a really good defensive layout with the shelves and just the angles in general.
5. Just chill, avoid allowing too many into the room at once

What this results in is the entirety of moonrise funneling in through either the rafters or the office door, and there are so many enemy NPCs that the AI kind of gets bricked. Most of them were stuck in the stairwell spamming their spells at nothing in particular. If shit goes wrong, you can escape via the rafters as needed. You actually want the eyes to do their thing, because having everything outside the office makes it so that the only things that will give you grief are the ghouls outside, (they have a lot of trouble pathing in, about half the length of that fight in one of our runs was just getting to the ghouls to finally finish them off, as they're technically close enough to keep combat running, but they just path up the vines and run in circles).

I shit you not, some of the worst encounters in honor mode can be trivialized by just fucking up the pathfinding.
Anonymous No.534725335 >>534726046
>>534724549
>power spike
That's the phrase I wanted over 'boost'.
Not sure I can help beyond what roughly constitutes even/advantaged footing against Anders, I've only played Tactician. But considering they haven't mentioned anything about a legendary action..
Anonymous No.534725449
Karlach prostate massage gone wrong (she punctured your colon)
Anonymous No.534725513
Karlach fingering
Anonymous No.534725575 >>534725881 >>534726087 >>534726418
>>534725178
>https://x.com/Amazonium3D/status/1753806520632873212
Anonymous No.534725881
>>534725575
Is this futa
Anonymous No.534726046
>>534725335
hes not significant enough for lego actions but by virtue of being a paladin with smites at lowish levels he can still fuck people up
he posted earlier and basically it snowballed after he failed the saving throws for 2 hold persons so he just got mega fucked
>only tactician
honestly if you dont wanna play honor mode you should try custom with honor ruleset (basically honor mode but you can save) at least once just so you can experience legendary actions
Anonymous No.534726087
>>534725575
Amazonium is a symptom of the sex singularity that I hate about modern futa
Everything has to be MORE.
Bigger everything, harder sex, louder yelling, more detailed texture, bigger bigger harder harder more more MORE
It stops being erotic at a point
Anonymous No.534726418 >>534733068
>>534725575
hot frog
Anonymous No.534726698
>even Tali from mass effect has to bow to the supremacy of BG3
Anonymous No.534726921
>>534725034
ty that shit was turbo gay. getting slept through a wall the next try didnt help though. gonna take a break and try later o7
Anonymous No.534727107
>>534725192
yeah sounds like that tactician game the other day where I set off one firework in the building -> three screens of retards swarmed me and were bunched up outside shooting into a wall
Anonymous No.534727301
Wyll
Anonymous No.534727502 >>534727749 >>534734308
Wyll, my pet
Anonymous No.534727749 >>534728528 >>534730387
>>534727502
I deserve a mizoar gf irl.
Anonymous No.534728528
>>534727749
you and me both, borther
Anonymous No.534728773
Who in Graz'zt cock is Mizoar?
Anonymous No.534728796 >>534729293
>>534723529
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/14349
Anonymous No.534729039 >>534729406 >>534729693
>>534723132
Illnigger sounds good.
Anonymous No.534729293
>>534728796
thanks
Anonymous No.534729317 >>534729473
Not played since launch, loved the game but always wanted a mod that adds randomised items/random encounters. Anything like that yet?
Anonymous No.534729406
>>534729039
based
Anonymous No.534729473
>>534729317
yes there's a couple rogue-like mod
trials of tav I believe was the one? and another one that adds encounter or some shit
Anonymous No.534729693
>>534729039
what was
Anonymous No.534729854 >>534729947 >>534730245 >>534732009
Summon Tier List
>S(hovel)
Shovel
>S
Djinn
Water Elemental
>A
Driad
Air Myrmidon
Scratch
>Everything else
Anonymous No.534729947 >>534730565
>>534729854
>no water myrmidon
shit tier list
Anonymous No.534730245 >>534730565
>>534729854
>talk to some normie friends about bg3
>they've never encountered shovel
i am surrounded by casuals
Anonymous No.534730387 >>534730892
>>534727749
You have no idea what id give for an abusive gf that would just ruin my life and make me a broken husk of a man if only that kind of woman wouldnt cheat 150% guaranteed
Anonymous No.534730565 >>534730821 >>534732263
>>534729947
Water is definitely the second best, but I'm assuming you can only have one. The electric flail thing is just so good that I never even consider using one aside from air

>>534730245
Shovel warps the combat to such a degree that if I were ever to consider banning game mechanics, she would be at the top of the list
>you can start essentially any encounter with a surprise round and position your party however you want
>every turn after that, just have shovel recast invis and run in circles
>many enemies will just waste time trying to attack her
Filthy, filthy little quasit.
Anonymous No.534730821 >>534731048
>>534730565
water myrmidon's my personal favorite because of the massive wet zone you can make, usually with someone wearing water sparkers, and the more isolated ice spots
followed by earth, just because of the prone melee and its burrow attack not requiring an action
Anonymous No.534730892 >>534731229
>>534730387
I mean isn't the cheating part of the ruining your life package?
Anonymous No.534731048
>>534730821
I placed the water elemental highly because it accomplishes something similar, but it's extremely bulky and less expensive.
Water and ice are really useful terrains to have around, and don't require much to set up.
Anonymous No.534731229
>>534730892
yes, which is why even the literal worst kind of gf possible is still unattainable for me
Anonymous No.534731692 >>534732121
>>534724635
the dumb ones always fuck the hardest, Astarion knows this
Anonymous No.534732009
>>534729854
I should have had the necromancy of thay ghouls in S tier, with the caveat that you treat them as suicide drones. Them dying is a really nasty chunk of damage. They also have this weird mechanic where re-casting the spell causes them to explode, which can situationally be a good or bad thing.
Ngl I've lost daily buffs from forgetting and killing my own party members before
Anonymous No.534732121
>>534731692
I can imagine him saying this
Anonymous No.534732263 >>534732894
>>534730565
the quasit from path of the chain works like this too, right? just asking because I'm an impfag ty
Anonymous No.534732894 >>534735265
>>534732263
You can, I'm split between pact of the tome and chain whenever I do a 'lock.
I tend to prefer tome just because the extra spells can help you preserve your slots a bit more, but they're both very strong. For me, the main thing I factor in is whether I'm doing a sorcerer mix or not. If I'm doing pure warlock, the builtin conjure elemental is desirable.
Typically though, I do a 7/5 warlock/sorc mix. I think a lot of the 'meta' sorlock builds are ass.
Anonymous No.534733068
>>534726418
Anonymous No.534733214 >>534733430 >>534733674
Why do Sorcerers only get the most boring spells in the game?
Anonymous No.534733430
>>534733214
Probably to balance the sorcery points out. There's a good reason why you see more sorlocks than sorcerers, and that's not even considering how much the pact slots buff sorcery points.
The fact that one of the primary downsides of a sorlock is a developer oversight should tell you more than enough.
Anonymous No.534733593 >>534733674 >>534733747
>want to be black dragon sorcerer despite being greasy
>there's only two acid spells
>one of them is inaccessible to sorcerer
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.534733674
>>534733214
>>534733593
Get Mystra Spells
Anonymous No.534733747 >>534734174
>>534733593
Just an FYI, if one of the spells you're mentioning is hunger of hadar, the acid damage is bugged, and doesn't count as you using it, so any character buffs don't apply. The ice portion works as intended though.
Anonymous No.534734165 >>534734516 >>534734630
I wrote a big post about how I liked that sorcerers just blast shit with elemental energy because it really fits a person being born with natural magic to have it tied to the primal forces of the world and whatnot but then I refreshed the page by accident
Anonymous No.534734174 >>534734749
>>534733747
Acid Splash and Melf's Acid Arrow.
Only because I relied on the wiki to list acid spells and it doesn't include Hunger of Hadar.
Anonymous No.534734178 >>534734516 >>534734715 >>534735665 >>534736292
I want to see your favorite frog pic
Anonymous No.534734194 >>534734749
Sorlocks sound so boring to me. The ubermensch of spellcasting, and you're cosplaying as Frieza.
Anonymous No.534734308 >>534735147
>>534727502
Do you get unique mizora content if you play wyll?
Anonymous No.534734512
How many people can I sell for maximum duergar RP?
Anonymous No.534734516 >>534734715 >>534735734 >>534737098
>>534734178
>your favorite
I haven't spent time deciding, I've been busy.
This is my desktop, though. It doesn't showcase how full her lips are, like in the next shot.

>>534734165
I like the idea that they casually wield magic. As opposed to a Wizard that uses it to consume every aspect of their life, it's already part of their life as a sorcerer, so violence or problem-solving just happens at the flick of a wrist and then nothing.
Anonymous No.534734630 >>534734894 >>534734920
>>534734165
well, you're not wrong
Sorcerers are...interesting, but only if you're actually playing a tabletop game.
you can rp your way with other classes, but sorcerers are always the most "oc donut steel" characters
sorcerers tiefling are the worst offenders
I like other spellcasting classes, hell I like druids more than sorcerers
thats why Durge works as a sorcerer IMHO
Anonymous No.534734715 >>534735734 >>534737098
>>534734178
>>534734516
>the next shot
Anonymous No.534734749
>>534734174
Ah, fair. Hunger of hadar does acid at the beginning of the turn, ice at the end. You can see the bug I was talking about in action by noting how often npcs pass the save on either type.
Acid really is underutilized desu

>>534734194
Sorlock is busted. It's probably the only kit that rivals fighter/rogue cheese. You get the warlock's ability to recharge on short rest and its builtin upcasting, sorcery points give you more flexibility with your pact slots, and stuff like quickened spell buffs the already absurd eldritch gat.

As a pure warlock, you can get away with using only 2 spells in most encounters, one being a concentration, and the other being a cantrip. It's a very resource efficient class. Sorcerer just mitigates the downsides of 'lock.
Anonymous No.534734850 >>534737098
Anonymous No.534734894 >>534735161
>>534734630
>oc donut steel
Do you love the shackles you've placed upon yourself? Do they cause you pleasure?
Anonymous No.534734920 >>534735161 >>534735226 >>534735405
>>534734630
Tiefling bards are the worst, actually
Anonymous No.534735049 >>534735161
shartfags...
Anonymous No.534735147 >>534735217
>>534734308
Yes
Anonymous No.534735161 >>534735781
>>534734894
uh?
>>534734920
meh, I like bards. unironically wished alfira the tiefling bard was in the main party
>>534735049
why did she redeem the tadpole
Anonymous No.534735217 >>534735383
>>534735147
Yea like what? Worth playing as him?
Anonymous No.534735226
>>534734920
>doesn't giggle at the thought of a tiefling bard whose name is a homophone for Satan
Where is your whimsy?
Anonymous No.534735265 >>534735781
>>534732894
ahh, sounds cool. yeah I can't watch most of those faggoty clickbait videos anyway. THE BEST X BUILD IN BG3 THE MOST OP PATCH 8 OMGOMGOMGOMG fuck that
Anonymous No.534735334 >>534735437 >>534735519 >>534735642 >>534736430
Sorcerer deserves more power than it currently has. Give them the power to scribe spells.
>but muh wizard
Wizard still has various magic schools. It makes sense for a Sorcerer's power to dwarf a Wizard's, but for some reason the opposite is true and people are fine with this strange role reversal.
Anonymous No.534735381 >>534735592 >>534735827 >>534737098
shart could never.
Anonymous No.534735383 >>534735534
>>534735217
do what I did, and just try it. you might... actually be surprised wow
Anonymous No.534735405 >>534735502 >>534735781
>>534734920
Shut up Durge
Anonymous No.534735437
>>534735334
>but for some reason the opposite is true
?
wizard's only purpose is scribing
Anonymous No.534735502
>>534735405
Anonymous No.534735519
>>534735334
Its a stupid concept anyway, what stops a sorcerer from studying magic on the side?
Anonymous No.534735534
>>534735383
Ok well I don't want to play as a nigger with ram horns so i'm just not going to unless you have a compelling reason, which you do not.
Anonymous No.534735592 >>534735736
>>534735381
>tadpoled
fake frog fan
Anonymous No.534735642
>>534735334
You literally need to take one (1) wizard level to scribe spells.
You learn those spells by studying them, so they scale off your int.
Nearly every powerful sorcerer in lore has wizard levels. It's a representation of making the decision to academically learn magic you can't already grasp.
Anonymous No.534735665 >>534737098
>>534734178
Anonymous No.534735734
>>534734715
>>534734516
cute frog
Anonymous No.534735736 >>534736009 >>534737098
>>534735592
It's alright. Once I defeated the neverbrain it disappeared.
Anonymous No.534735748 >>534736028
why are you talking to yourself
Anonymous No.534735781 >>534736015 >>534736029 >>534737394 >>534737527
>>534735161
I've considered playing bard, but IMO the benefits of it as opposed to other CHR casting classes aren't worth it. At least for me, bards are best as camp niggas, which incidentally buffs warlock even more. If you're so inclined/autistic, you can spec all 12 hirelings into bards, and now you have 14 short rests per long rest as opposed to 2.

>>534735265
I alluded to this earlier, but most of the 'meta' shit emphasizes sorcerer a lot more than I think is necessary. One of the more common mixes is 3/9 'lock/sorc, and I cannot fathom the mindset to pass on hunger of hadar.

>>534735405
A charisma caster durge is really hard to play in honor mode, because keeping alfira alive long enough to get the robe in act 2 as well as your durge kit is pretty fucking difficult.
You have to knock out alfira the day you cross the bridge to the goblin camp in order to have her be replaced with the dragon chick, and then you have to put off killing isobel until really late in act 2. It's an involved process, and even doing it correctly, you lose a lot of stuff in act 3 by torching last light.
Anonymous No.534735827
>>534735381
based veiny frog
Anonymous No.534735883 >>534736145
Karlach definitely eat ass btw.
Anonymous No.534735940 >>534737098
>shartfag coping
Anonymous No.534736009 >>534736203 >>534737098
>>534735736
I trust your judgment... I think...
Anonymous No.534736015 >>534736726
>>534735781
>hadar
exactly. shit is amazing and can just win fights
Anonymous No.534736028
>>534735748
No one else responds to things i want to talk about, they just want to waifu war
Anonymous No.534736029 >>534736726
>>534735781
There are ways to kill Isobel without losing all the Act 3 content from the LLN inhabitants, though it borders on the fringes of exploits (kidnapping NPCs specifically).
Anonymous No.534736145
>>534735883
UMMMMMM wtf bros karlach is my new wife???????
Anonymous No.534736203 >>534737098
>>534736009
See, good as new.
Anonymous No.534736292 >>534737098
>>534734178
Anonymous No.534736296
Karlach truly loves you and knows prostate orgasms are the most intense, she just wants you to feel the maximum amount of pleasure when you have sex.
Anonymous No.534736402 >>534737606
>The Elder Brain begging for her life before you command her to neck herself
Anonymous No.534736430 >>534736560 >>534736612 >>534737625
>>534735334
Let's see what Sorcerers can't cast compared to Wizards.
>Toll the Dead
>Find Familiar
>Grease
>Longstrider
>Protection from Evil and Good
>Tasha's Hideous Laughter
>Arcane Lock
>Flaming Sphere
>Magic Weapon
>Melf's Acid Arrow
>Ray of Enfeeblement
>Animate Dead
>Bestow Curse
>Feign Death
>Glyph of Warding
>Remove Curse
>Vampiric Touch
>Conjure Minor Elemental
>Evard's Black Tentacles
>Fire Shield
>Otiluke's Resilient Sphere
>Phantasmal Killer
>Conjure Elemental
>Planar Binding
>Create Undead
>Flesh to Stone
>Otiluke's Freezing Sphere
>Otto's Irresistible Dance
>Wall of Ice

Only way I think you're missing out is if you're a water/ice focused Sorcerer.
Anonymous No.534736560
>>534736430
>water/ice focused Sorcerer
FUCK!
Anonymous No.534736612
>>534736430
>sorc
nice spell list LMAO
Anonymous No.534736726 >>534741530
>>534736015
Eldritch blast and hadar are two of the best spells in the game, full stop. Hadar is S tier as far as concentrations and area denial spells, with the only others that rival it being much later in the game.
Eldritch blast also plays well with hadar because you can use it to keep enemies inside the area longer.
This is on top of the fact that both of these are act 1 kit.

>>534736029
Durge + CHR casting requires you to route the first two acts a lot, and it's easy to fuck up. Pulling it off though is amazing, you get an extra health bar as the Slayer, you get a free way to deal with Gortash, and the command kill spell makes the brain safer. I will say that I actually find orin easier to fight with her as the slayer, though I haven't tested that enough to be 100% on it.
Anonymous No.534736904 >>534737064
Anonymous No.534737064 >>534737282
>>534736904
oh no no no frogxisters was xe lying
Anonymous No.534737098
>>534734516
cute frog
>>534734715
cute frog
>>534734850
cute frog
>>534735381
scary frog
>>534735665
reminds me of (pic)
>>534735736
cute frog
>>534735940
beautiful frog
>>534736009
cute frog
>>534736203
cute frog
>>534736292
cute frog
Anonymous No.534737282 >>534737414
>>534737064
?
Anonymous No.534737394 >>534737823
>>534735781
>camp casting
you did NOT beat the game
Anonymous No.534737414 >>534737563 >>534737624 >>534737630
>>534737282
the brain is dead but she is clearly still GHAIK
Anonymous No.534737527
>>534735781
>camp casting
GIGACHAD ALERT
bgg fears just how good you are at the game
Anonymous No.534737563
>>534737414
That's before. Here's after.
Anonymous No.534737606
>>534736402
Frieren reference
Anonymous No.534737624
>>534737414
That's the morning sunrise romance scene. I know there's a bunch of smoke, but you can clearly see a roof directly behind her.
Anonymous No.534737625
>>534736430
Druids and Clerics have a lot of the more interesting fire spells, weirdly.
Anonymous No.534737630
>>534737414
that's her act 3 romance scene you dumb-dumb
Anonymous No.534737823 >>534739475
>>534737394
Name one reason why camp casting is bad that doesn’t boil down to you not liking it.
I also use barrelmancy and tavern brawler, cope and sneed
Anonymous No.534738016 >>534739360 >>534739371
How does camp casting work? You have to put them in your party, have them cast the desired spell, then replace them? Typically, everyone in the camp is affected by the spell?
Anonymous No.534738429
>Minthara is pissed at me for destroying the Netherbrain
>but still shows up for the party because I saved her life
Do you think she counts her life saved as twice because of the tadpole? Probably not.
Anonymous No.534738838 >>534738989 >>534739010 >>534739475 >>534744879
You cant choose boob size but can choose to have vitiligo and be transgender?
Anonymous No.534738989 >>534739475
>>534738838
What happens when you're a shitlib from a fake county (belgium)
Anonymous No.534739010 >>534739194 >>534739475
>>534738838
>and be transgender?
That's not an option, stop making shit up, lib.
Anonymous No.534739194 >>534739363 >>534739475
>>534739010
You can choose one of the female body types and give yourself a penis and vise versa
Anonymous No.534739287 >>534739475 >>534741950
>body type
is proof the game is a tr*nny enabling shit anyway
Anonymous No.534739360 >>534739616 >>534740361
>>534738016
>You have to put them in your party, have them cast the desired spell, then replace them
Correct
You shouldn't do it though it is cheating
Anonymous No.534739363 >>534739475 >>534739486
>>534739194
And this.. "Transgender", you said? Where was it in the character creation?
Anonymous No.534739371 >>534739616
>>534738016
You mainly use it to cast non-concentration buffs or utility spells.
>make cleric(s) with max CON
>every day, cast shit like warding bond, aid, heroes' feast, etc.
>buffs that don't require concentration persist even when caster is removed from party
With aid, your party's HP is increased by a good chunk
Warding bond gives you resistance to everything, at the cost of the caster taking as much damage as you do. It makes your party a lot more capable of taking damage.
There's also stuff like song of rest from bards for bonus short rests, and a lot of people who like elixirs will have a hireling specifically for brewing them. Another common use case is longstrider for extra movement.
Camp casting is a good option for reducing long rests, because in honor mode, the less you long rest the better off you are, because there are one off buffs like bliss spores or the shar stuff that reset when you do rest.
Anonymous No.534739475 >>534739534 >>534739790
>>534737823
Because you're leaving your friends behind while you could take them with you with a party limit mod :(

>>534739363
>>534739287
>>534739194
>>534739010
>>534738989
>>534738838
baldur's gate? baldur's gate 3, specifically?
Anonymous No.534739486
>>534739363
A hatchling in the wild. Fuck off mong.
Anonymous No.534739515 >>534740361
you can only reply to my post if you camp cast
Anonymous No.534739534
>>534739475
Why did they make gortash fat?
Anonymous No.534739616 >>534740361
>>534739360
>>534739371
Arigatou.
Anonymous No.534739790
>>534739475
>Where was it in the character creation?
>baldur's gate? baldur's gate 3, specifically?
If you pick Custom Origin (blank shadow portrait), you get to customize your character. Same with The Dark Urge.
Anonymous No.534740361 >>534741069
>>534739360
>>534739616
>>534739515
The only camp casting strategy that is cheating is the weird shit you can do with gale, and that's more a consequence of his storyline than anything else
Anonymous No.534741069 >>534741883
>>534740361
At best, for me, I might make use of Longstrider for camp casting. If I can be bothered. I already beat the game on Tactician with an all-melee party, I don't think I need any hidden tech advantages.
Anonymous No.534741530 >>534741883
>>534736726
yeah man. hadar ftw. as for durge, the only time I played durge all the way through, I popped slayer on turn 1 and just deleted her ass. that was on balanced tho. now I just sneak a fighter in, and throw her silly ass into the pit. she's so goofy
Anonymous No.534741883 >>534742101 >>534742195 >>534742861
>>534741069
The main reason I use it is that as the game progresses, without camp casting, your options to improve holding concentration get outpaced by enemy builds. IMO in honor mode, you're in a position of either not having concentration spells be reliable whatsoever, or camp casting. Whether you agree with me or not is whatever, but I do consider it a valid option for the latter half.
I also think it's kind of unfair to consider camp casted runs invalid, because you literally cannot do it for the final fights, so if you beat the game, you don't even benefit from it in the end.

>>534741530
I think it's because the slayer's biggest weakness is its mobility, without being able to navigate the combat arena, it's a lot less powerful. In my last honor mode run, I was able to pin slayer orin down so well that she was not able to move the entire fight.
Anonymous No.534741950
>>534739287
we can mod their poz shit out, and troons can mod more in. just shows how much pull sweetbabyinc has on wizards of the coast
Anonymous No.534742101 >>534743328
>>534741883
interdasting. I'm starting to learn honor today, and it's not been a great time although I like the idea. one day I'll get to orin and throw her ass into the pit again lol
Anonymous No.534742195 >>534743328
>>534741883
>I also think it's kind of unfair to consider camp casted runs invalid,
We're just joking here, but seriously
why not bring everybody along?
Mintharafag No.534742340 >>534743010
I love waking up from a good night's long rest and having a big Hero's Feast with everyone in camp before heading out for the day's adventure. Some may call this camp casting but it's unironically realistic and not to mention comfy, so I'm a fan.
Anonymous No.534742861 >>534743328
>>534741883
>your options to improve holding concentration get outpaced by enemy builds
Technically, my all-melee composition is three melee and Shadowheart casting Bless. My all-melee dream wasn't realized until I wanted Minthara around for killing Gortash and Orin, discovering that I didn't need Shadowheart and should have put Minthara in sooner.
ANYWAY. Shadowheart has War Caster, and then the boots that help maintain concentration? They make it so you can't be proned while concentrating, if I'm remembering correctly. Regardless, she casts Bless, and then runs behind a corner. That was my answer. But I reckon the average player has more casters in their party, so War Caster being the single hurdle does sound daunting.
>honor mode
The way I see it, this is literally the mode where roleplay actions have to take a backseat inside the trunk. You *have* to make meta decisions.
Anonymous No.534743010 >>534743328 >>534743467
>>534742340
So does it apply to everyone in the camp, or only the three still in the party?
Anonymous No.534743328 >>534744161 >>534744576
>>534742101
With honor mode, if you know the fights well enough, and look into legendary effects thoroughly ahead of time, outside of the brain, act 1 is the most perilous.

With act 2, there's not a lot of difficulty. Probably the highlights are halsin's quest, balthazar, and the myrkul fight.
The portal defense can be managed fairly consistently by obstructing the shadow creatures
You can one turn balthazar by just blowing up his office instead of fighting him anywhere else
The myrkul fight is pretty easy if you focus on the mind flayer early, and you can actually completely brick the fight by just blocking the ladders up to the platform, and preventing the necromites from reaching myrkul.
Act 2 is honestly not too bad, just requires some thought.

Act 3 doesn't even exist in honor mode, there are effectively only two mandatory fights in Orin and the brain. Gortash can be skipped or cheesed in about a dozen different ways.

>>534742195
Idk, 4 party members seems fine to me. I've used party expansion mods when playing co-op but that's it.

>>534742861
>The way I see it, this is literally the mode where roleplay actions have to take a backseat inside the trunk. You *have* to make meta decisions.
It's not as bad as you think, the biggest threat to you in honor mode is your own stupidity. I've done playthrough stuff in honor mode runs blind before, act 3 as I mention is 90% optional stuff so it's a decent spot for that if you're inclined

>>534743010
IIRC heroes' feast is AoE like aid, so if you have your desired party clustered correctly you can hit them all in one go. The rented room camp above the bar is really good for this.
Mintharafag No.534743467 >>534744161 >>534744551
>>534743010
It has an aoe range, and affects all allies. So you can have breakfast with everyone around you. If someone is outside the aoe, you can add that person to the party and walk them over, or just cast the feast a second time near them.

Tossing aid and hero's feast on your party before they leave camp is pretty reasonable and realistic, and the only thing youu're really saving is the spell slot if you use a camp casting drone from withers.
The thing that is sort of pushing it imo is warding bond, because that spell is supposed to be balanced around the fact that you take half the damage, and leaving the caster in camp actually circumvents a developer-intended balancing factor. But stuff like aid, hero's feast, longstrider, the only thing you're saving is the spell slot, so it's just a time saving thing.
Anonymous No.534744116 >>534744310
Would you recite silly prayers for her?
Anonymous No.534744161 >>534744629
>>534743328
>>534743467
>AoE
Thanky.
>the only thing youu're really saving is the spell slot
It's a fucking Sixth-level spell slot!
When I started using it is act 3, and by that point, I had the amulet that restores a spell slot. So I ended up using it before going to Cazador's residence, and then right before climbing the Netherbrain.
Anonymous No.534744310
>>534744116
Album?
Anonymous No.534744551
>>534743467
>the only thing you're saving is the spell slot
Its a level 6 spellslot which you would only get 1 per day, and you also skip the requirement of having a level 11 Cleric on the party
Anonymous No.534744576 >>534745224
>>534743328
pretty cool, thank you. I'm looking forward to buying a fuckton of bombs to dunk on myrkul and gortash again. might actually start recruiting gale for the brain. I hate gale
Mintharafag No.534744629 >>534745224 >>534745832
>>534744161
I like to use my high level spell slots on summoning myrmidons or planar allies on the people who will be joining the party and leaving camp, and then on the people who will be staying at home today I'll use their spell slots on aid and hero's feast. The summons actually benefit from the buff spells.

But be careful with this kind of stuff, because you can accidentally make the game too easy. When your water myrmidons have like 200 hp, there are some aspects of the game that will become imbalanced. Camp casting is a little boost to help you get through tough parts of the game, but you need to use your discretion to make sure you're not getting comfortable and used to it, or reliant on it.
Anonymous No.534744879
>>534738838
You also can't be short or have a face that's not a 30-40 year old movie star
Anonymous No.534745224 >>534747034
>>534744576
>buying a fuckton of bombs
Lol, you don't need to purchase explosives at all. I make a habit of collecting all barrels, and IIRC, there are ~30 each of smokepowder/oil, probably 60 firewine, and god knows how many water barrels in act one alone.
>inb4 source??
I'm looking at my collection now, I'm in grymforge, and I'd wager my estimate is on the low side.
Btw, just so you know, in the myrkul arena, with that center platform he pokes out of, you can't walk in the middle of it, but that void he sticks out of is valid for placing things down, so you can just drop your barrels in the center.
>might actually start recruiting gale for the brain. I hate gale
Just don't blow him up in act 2, you lose HM if you do that.

>>534744629
A lot of good builds are borderline useless in combat, life cleric is a prime example, but that could be due to me not knowing their kit well enough. If the game didn't want us to camp cast, they had plenty of opportunities to make it less desirable, and I'd argue making withers easy to rob suggests intent as far as how camp casting is done.
Anonymous No.534745689
Post a good looking short male hair that isn't Gortash's.
Anonymous No.534745832
>>534744629
>you can accidentally make the game too easy
Surely you can't be talking about Tactician. Tactician isn't painful, but this sort of strategy can't make it "too" easy. Balanced is already free without ever using any consumables.
Anonymous No.534746145
Random fun fact, if you have aspect of the elk, your guardian of faith will move small amounts
Anonymous No.534747034 >>534748034
>>534745224
>re: myrkul
ah, cool. ty. I just threw bombs from max range last time because I saw some dingo do it, and yeah I saw where to activate gale (and he better be fucking worth it. gale HATE)
Anonymous No.534747410 >>534748302 >>534749603
We will finally start getting never winter night style moduel expansions soon.
Anonymous No.534747478 >>534748034
>>534723038
This might be a concern on your first Honor run as you try to earn your golden die, but why would it matter after that? Embrace the possibility of failure. Don't "play it safe" if that requires meta knowledge. Don't skip bosses that your party, unaware of the risk, would go after. Roleplaying is an active process unique to each playthrough - it shouldn't become routine.
Anonymous No.534747936 >>534748067
yeah I know it goes against his char, but
EVIL W*LL ARC INCOMING
Anonymous No.534748034 >>534748563
>>534747034
Usually my approach is having karlach hastened run around turn one and do setup. The biggest annoyance with myrkul is that he can break stuff on the platform, and his scythe range is just enough to knock back the ladder barricades from time to time.
I've gotten pretty decent at tard wrangling aylin, I've found that between the platform being slightly oblong and a well placed hunger of hadar, I can consistently manipulate her AI into keeping her out of the bone chill radius.
Worst case scenario is necromites sneaking up there or breaking your concentrations a bunch.

>>534747478
So, part of my issue is that I've only ever failed honor mode runs at the brain. I've never choked before that point, so the idea of losing earlier feels like failure if that makes sense.
Anonymous No.534748053
>>534723554
Aww, they love each other.
Anonymous No.534748067 >>534748785
>>534747936
Are you really going to become evil just so mizora calls you a good boy?
Anonymous No.534748302 >>534749252 >>534752561
>>534723038
Using the 20 level helps a lot in Act 3 since it throws XP points at you, constantly.

It also creates a sense of accomplishment, literally reaching a level so high that generally in DND it equates to being a demigod, to defeat an evil 4D chess plan set in motion by the elder brain.

I personally like to play Honor ruleset without the "one save file" thing because the game is still bugged and some weird shit could happen, like the infamous Shar Gauntlet's elevator. Enemies Legendary Actions/Reactions are awesome and I feel like the base game should have them, but that's just my opinion.

>>534747410
There's a "Road to Menzoberranzan Mod" in the works or something, we will get there eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0g7CPshe5A
Anonymous No.534748563 >>534750539
>>534748034
>so the idea of losing earlier feels like failure if that makes sense.
Right, that does make sense. But like I said, embracing the possibility of failure can be liberating. There's nothing to prove to anyone, after all. A good death is its own reward.
Anonymous No.534748720 >>534749252 >>534749670
>Planar Binding
Where can I make the best use of this? House of Hope and where else?
Anonymous No.534748749
>Oh wow, what cool items! I-
>They are in the tutorial chest
skipped
Anonymous No.534748785
>>534748067
yeah I'm just talking shit. neither one of us have the balls for that. I will kill halsin again tho
Anonymous No.534748993
...and Michael Imperioli as Raphael!
Anonymous No.534749252 >>534749548 >>534749670
>>534748302
>Using the 20 level helps a lot in Act 3 since it throws XP points at you, constantly.
I'm not super experienced with the tabletop, but from what my friends have told me, progress past 12 is more for fun than anything else. I do have that mod on my list, but my rule of thumb with game modding is that I only do it once I'm fully bored with vanilla, and BG3 to its credit has a lot of replay value for me

>>534748720
There is zero reason not to have a Djinn as an unofficial party member constantly if it is available to you. Unless you're doing something specific, the other options are useless in comparison.
Anonymous No.534749548 >>534749670
>>534749252
>only do it once I'm fully bored with vanilla, and BG3 to its credit has a lot of replay value for me

Correct, this is a good way to think about mods, use them to spice things up! I used to think Act 3 was a slog but now it's actually my favorite.
Anonymous No.534749603
>>534747410
this probably just means they're going to release the full toolkit. modders already cracked it forever ago tho.
Anonymous No.534749670 >>534750748
>>534749252
>>534748720
My bad, I was thinking of planar ally

>>534749548
Mods often provide QoL stuff that makes vanilla difficult to replay. If you've done modded minecraft, tree felling mods are a great example, you can't go back.
Anonymous No.534749812 >>534750506
Anonymous No.534750506
>>534749812
nice frog
Anonymous No.534750539
>>534748563
What I've been doing is keeping an org file of notes whenever I play, it helps me actually remember specifics of strategies or approaches. It's gotten quite lengthy, I may need to split it up into one per act.
It's amazing how many things in this game you can completely miss, I've done dozens of playthroughs through at least act 1 at different difficulties, and I just yesterday discovered that killing ragzlin without doing the dialogue, bringing him to the underdark, and reviving him causes a bug where you still have to do the dialogue of him interrogating the mind flayer.
I also found this out by discovering that dropping a body in the myconid colony for spaw to reanimate pisses them off.
Anonymous No.534750748 >>534751313
>>534749670
>QoL stuff
Yes, absolutely.
Transmog, those extra dyes,the dedicated pouches for various items, Withers big milkers, and the WASD movement are all heavy hitters for me.
Anonymous No.534751313 >>534751610
>>534750748
>extra pouches
Dude, I have giga inventory and hotbar management autism. I've been coping by keeping pouches and backpacks. My achilles heel is how you can't access backpack contents mid fight unless the items are pinned, or how throwables work differently when you do nest inventories.
I hate how things don't auto-stack, or how the returning pike or its act 3 equivalent with the weird name cause your actions to change and get fucked up each time.
I really like organizing my shit and binding actions, because the less time I think about where an action in my kit is, the more time I can pay attention to combat.

Typically, I organize things based upon stuff like spell level, color (feel free to mock this one, I know I'm a sperg), and also what the action does. I like having stuff like summons and area control grouped, because it makes things easier for me to reason about on the fly.
I think the worst part is that I've gotten extremely good at doing all three at once, so I can simultaneously group things using three different methods.
Anonymous No.534751454
>Everybody knows Heat is a botched mechanic, lets see if any mods fix it
>3 pages of mods with "Cheat" in the title
Anonymous No.534751610 >>534752062
>>534751313
There's nothing wrong with organizing stuff in crhomatic order, you do you anon
Anonymous No.534752062 >>534753264
>>534751610
My friends grill me relentlessly for doing it, but they always end up complimenting me in the end. I don't have screenshots offhand but at some point I'll have to remember to post an act 3 build.
I cannot fathom playing on controller, the wheels are mogged by the grid so hard it's not even funny, and having shit like illithid flight or your most common attack on your mouse buttons saves you a significant amount of time.
Anonymous No.534752094 >>534752321 >>534752982
Today I will start a new run
as a non Dark Urge
Anonymous No.534752321 >>534752982
>>534752094
My first ever playthrough, I played dark urge blind because I didn't understand the character creation very well, and in spite of my friends being more experienced, they'd never actually played it.
We all got to experience the character completely blind and it was a really fun time, in spite of me causing chaos at times.
Anonymous No.534752442 >>534755960 >>534766737
Karlaches romance is breeder propaganda
Anonymous No.534752561 >>534753264
>>534748302
The narrative itself puts a hard ceiling on your realistic maximum level.
>Freeing ourselves of the parasite is proving more difficult than we imagined. We should be on the lookout for powerful allies - we'll likely need them in the fight to come.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Gather_Your_Allies_(quest)

If you were a bunch of level 20 demigods, you wouldn't even need any allies. You wouldn't need to strategize, gather your resources, formulate a plan against a dangerous foe, and so on. You could walk up to Orin and take the Netherstone from her like taking candy from a baby - which you can already realistically do at level 12. And if you had at least one level 20 spellcaster in your party, it'd start to make even less sense why they're not using their world-breaking magic to solve your predicament or that of a companion. A level 17 Wizard has access to Wish, Time Stop, True Polymorph, True Resurrection... you wouldn't even need Gale to fix Karlach.
Anonymous No.534752982
>>534752094
>>534752321
Also, durge is kind of a good entry point for people unfamiliar with D&D or RPGs. My experience prior was with shit like Pokemon or Fallout, which aren't really good examples of RPGs. Durge let me play a murder hobo without completely shitting the bed.
Anonymous No.534753264
>>534752062
Hey I like pretty colors in order too, there's nothing wrong with that and your friend likes it too
I agree on control commands, I play my cRPGs on a PC with mouse and keyboard like the Gods intended

>>534752561
Yes, from a tabletop perspective you're correct, and a full party of lvl 20 dude could easily conquer the sword coast
That being said, I never reached anything more than level 8 with my DND frens IRL, and I like my power fantasy to be..powerful you know?
So let me dream even if I know the game is designed otherwise
Anonymous No.534753481 >>534755720
Starting up a new run with a few restrictions (no surface effects, no easy weakness generators, no shadowblade and monoclass) and I think I'm all set to start just need to decide whether I should build EK12 or hexblade 12 to take advantage of the two magical only when bound weapons in the game. Never really touched them before but given all the crap you can buff weapons up with and how strong booming blade is I doubt it will be a problem
Anonymous No.534754041
with all the trans rights bullshit in this game and on nexus, its shocking to me how basically every hair is gender locked
Anonymous No.534754437 >>534754756 >>534754770
We love girls with boyish hairstyles here.
Anonymous No.534754514
Anonymous No.534754756
>>534754437
We love boys with girlish hairstyles too
Anonymous No.534754770 >>534755231
>>534754437
Half of these boyish female styles are what I want for my male character, instead if there's anything at all it's nothing but a sea of either super short boxes because men aren't allowed to have hair past their eyebrows, or shoulder length "I haven't cut my hair in a year" remixes of existing hairs with the ugliest bangs draped in slightly different ways across the forehead.
I just want a scruffy mop. How hard is that?
Anonymous No.534755231 >>534755354
>>534754770
gays be liek
Anonymous No.534755354 >>534756009
>>534755231
you know when i was young having long hair was what made you gay
Anonymous No.534755694 >>534755813 >>534755835 >>534755883
I'm paralyzed. I'm playing as Shart, and I can't decide whether to smash Alfira's lute, or steal it.
Anonymous No.534755720 >>534758427
>>534753481
I hear EK has a bonus action attack like GWM if you use a cantrip (Booming Blade) in the same turn.
Anonymous No.534755813 >>534755935 >>534764101
>>534755694
Shadowheart hates any direct confrontation or anything that isn't being a sneaky skulky little coward.
Really, it's annoying watching her approval go down any time you show any backbone.
Anonymous No.534755835
>>534755694
Just get musical proficiency from her, playing tunes at the end of your turn is a fun way to goof off in combat, especially in co-op
Anonymous No.534755883
>>534755694
>I'm paralyzed
Cast Lesser Restoration.
Anonymous No.534755935
>>534755813
True. I suppose it makes more sense to be "nice" to her until she suddenly gets shadow cursed in act 2.
Anonymous No.534755960 >>534757462 >>534759074
>>534752442
no that's astarion's
Anonymous No.534756009
>>534755354
yeah they said that then, but I have never fucked or been fucked by a man so wow. still not gay
Anonymous No.534756402 >>534760154
holy FUCK
Anonymous No.534756421 >>534757080
i can't log in to check but can you use luck points to make sneak attack work or does the advantage only apply after you miss
Anonymous No.534757080
>>534756421
Just use luck of the far realms?
Anonymous No.534757462 >>534757558
>>534755960
Astarion is breeder propaganda targeted towards women, karlach is made as breeder propaganda targeted towards men.
Anonymous No.534757558 >>534757850 >>534797472
>>534757462
Karlach is femdom propaganda, she literally mounts you
Anonymous No.534757573 >>534757741
Whats so special about the river?
Anonymous No.534757741 >>534757856
>>534757573
Crossing the bridge in act 1 triggers a lot of events in the game, I don't remember the list offhand but it's a long one. You can think of it like the end of the first chapter.
Anonymous No.534757850 >>534758005
>>534757558
Femdom as a fetish is breeder propaganda, it literally encourages you to get mounted and used as a breeding machine.
Anonymous No.534757856 >>534758705
>>534757741
Doesn't that mean most of the story happens away from the river instead of down by it
Anonymous No.534758005
>>534757850
oohhhh nooooo who would want that hahahaha
Anonymous No.534758141
Every time I take 3 hours to finish character creation and go "finally that's over" I feel slapped by the guardian customization.
Anonymous No.534758309 >>534758879 >>534797472
one thing i really like about bg3 is how realistic the weapons and armor are

for example, this two handed sword actually has a large enough hilt to be used in a proper two handed manner
Anonymous No.534758332 >>534758976
For me, it's voice 1
Anonymous No.534758427
>>534755720
Yeah IIRC war magic works with booming blade so monoclass EK would get me like what 4 attacks in one turn? Really I guess it's a matter of if I want a better martial or the limited spellcasting + EB of hexblade
Anonymous No.534758705
>>534757856
Assuming I'm talking about what you are, it's just a major script trigger, sort of like how going down the final elevator in the shar temple changes things.
Anonymous No.534758781 >>534758854 >>534758982
>froggy making the most serious oath in her life
>the fag just preening and combing his hair in the back
Anonymous No.534758854
>>534758781
based fag
Anonymous No.534758879
>>534758309
That crossguard looks more ornamental than functional, but I'm no sword expert.
Anonymous No.534758976
>>534758332
cute voice
Anonymous No.534758982
>>534758781
the lion does not concern himself with croaking
Anonymous No.534759074 >>534760480
>>534755960
astarion isn't fertile
Anonymous No.534760154
>>534756402
masks suite him, his gaze even more piercing
Anonymous No.534760287 >>534760391
why are my screenshots a bit grayish/low saturation when i go check them in the folder?
Anonymous No.534760330
Cuddles with karlach!!!!
Anonymous No.534760391 >>534760437 >>534761059
>>534760287
HDR
Anonymous No.534760437
>>534760391
Windows HDR is cruel to any kind of screencap
Anonymous No.534760480 >>534761212 >>534762089
>>534759074
Anonymous No.534761059
>>534760391
oh shit thanks
Anonymous No.534761110 >>534761207
>Get mod that lets me have Kobold Slaves
>The Kobolds are literally just the enemies, given to me
>So they have permanent advantage on attacks because of tactician mode
heh
Anonymous No.534761207
>>534761110
Fun fact, the kobold barrels in the monastery work like pokeballs, and you can tell them from other firewine barrels by the weight.
Anonymous No.534761212
>>534760480
Based
Anonymous No.534761695 >>534761823
no spoilers please

is freeing orpheus too far from the "main" ending? i wanna do all companion quests before getting last netheril stone if possible
Anonymous No.534761823 >>534762050
>>534761695
It's essentially one of the last events in game prior to the final fight, it's very very late.
Anonymous No.534762050 >>534762174
>>534761823
so i should get the third stone prior or after?
Anonymous No.534762089
>>534760480
Real
Anonymous No.534762123 >>534763082
how is shart so hot and so ugly at the same time
Anonymous No.534762174 >>534762358
>>534762050
I'm saying that it's after that, they tease you with decision making prior but you don't actually get a chance to do so until the last minute. I'm pretty sure the companion quests don't actually clear until after the final fight as well, but I could be wrong, it's been a while
Anonymous No.534762284
meanwhile Astarion in camp
Anonymous No.534762358 >>534762567
>>534762174
oh i see, thanks
Anonymous No.534762567
>>534762358
No problem. After you beat the game, you get an epilogue where you get a lot story wise, try to enjoy it. I always keep a save there to revisit from time to time.
Anonymous No.534763058 >>534763179
capping lvl at 12 was a mistake, i don't feel like i'm strong enough.
Anonymous No.534763082
>>534762123
angles
Anonymous No.534763179
>>534763058
True, its 5e what were they worried about the game being to easy? LMFAO
Anonymous No.534763596 >>534763791 >>534763956
Why doesn't Shadowheart stop Astarion from pulling a knife on us
or even say anything when it happens
She's right there watching him
Anonymous No.534763791
>>534763596
She only respects the alpha of the pact.
Anonymous No.534763956
>>534763596
too busy cumming
Anonymous No.534763964
Anonymous No.534764101 >>534765634 >>534765935 >>534766557 >>534797472
>>534755813
>Astarion tries to kill you
>"You'd better have more to offer than apologies"
>Shadowheart disapproves
Lady I get your whole thing is "Le deception and stealth" but COME ON
Anonymous No.534765634
>>534764101
Its crazy how fast she goes from friendly to hating your guts too. The bar's still in "neutral" and she's being a complete and total bitch because I said two (2) things she didn't like more than normal.
Anonymous No.534765805 >>534766553
Anonymous No.534765935 >>534766531 >>534766557
>>534764101
I think she's more thinking about herself there. If you're willing to turn away a possible ally that easily, that doesn't bode well for her chances if or when she eventually reveals that she's a Sharran. Amusingly, Lae'zel also disapproves of that option, I suspect because she sees nothing wrong with what Astarion did (being proactive and striking first).
Anonymous No.534766531 >>534766708
>>534765935
I feel like so much of Astarion's interactions hinge so hard on "Well he's a companion in the video game".
Guy tries to murder you, but says he's sorry!
Vampire tries to suck your blood, but says he's sorry!
He was hardly a "potential ally" at the time, not unless any random highwayman on the road is also a "potential ally".
Anonymous No.534766553
>>534765805
he's so precious and perfect and cute
Anonymous No.534766557
>>534764101
>>534765935
>Amusingly, Lae'zel also disapproves of that option
shart and laezel also approve when you tell astarion you were looking forward to seeing his guts on the ground
Anonymous No.534766708 >>534767990
>>534766531
>Guy tries to murder you
he was scared
>Vampire tries to suck your blood
he was hungry
>He was hardly a "potential ally"
he is my baby
Anonymous No.534766737
>>534752442
how
Anonymous No.534766954 >>534767736
Emperor is a good guy I love him and will always support him
Anonymous No.534767736
>>534766954
based
Anonymous No.534767990 >>534809735
>>534766708
He is an undead creature who feeds on the living and will be dealt with as such.
Anonymous No.534767991 >>534768608
I'm barely into the game and I'm actually started to get frustrated with the dialogue choices. Like, I'm trying to rp someone who's a narcissist, who's kind of a dick, but every dialogue box is divided into
>THE OBVIOUS RIGHT THING TO SAY TO RAISE APPROVAL
>Filler
>Filler
>OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE MEAN THING THAT WILL LOWER APPROVAL
With seemingly no in-between. You can't cleverly rib or banter, the dialogue fucking sucks if you're not doing all the heavy lifting yourself with justifying always being nice to everyone in whatever way you can. Ironically it even works fine for Durge because you're literally supposed to interact with everyone like a psychopath, you know what they want to hear and you just put on a mask and say it.
Is being a Bard the only way to escape this?
Anonymous No.534768013 >>534768310
My party consists of only big buff shirtless men of my half elf, halsin, minsc and gale as the twink token
Anonymous No.534768310
>>534768013
gale isn't a twink, neither is astarion btw
Anonymous No.534768467 >>534775673
Anonymous No.534768471 >>534768505
where are the femboy mods for bg3
Anonymous No.534768505 >>534769524
>>534768471
There are literally none.
I've looked.
A lot.
Anonymous No.534768602
Anonymous No.534768608
>>534767991
>is being bard the only way
yes
Anonymous No.534769003 >>534769083 >>534769764
For a fiend warlock durge, would it he fitting to assume Sceleritas Fel is your patron? He shows up to give you gifts, encourages you to commit evil acts, and the powers he gives you like Dark Ones Blessing directly come from killing things, which as a Butler of Bhaal, he encourages, and it works with Slayer form... which I just think is neat.

According to the BG3 Wiki, Sceleritas is a level 12 fiend with over 200hp, which seems powerful enough. Comparatively, Mizorah is also level 12, but only has 75hp.

It all seems like it would fit really well. Daddy sets you up with a powerful fiend to help nurture you to reach your full murderous potential.
Anonymous No.534769083
>>534769003
you are literally a sliver of bhaals divine essence given form
Anonymous No.534769524
>>534768505
>no mods that make men look like cute girls
this is why i hate western game communities
Anonymous No.534769764 >>534770179 >>534770525
>>534769003
Bhaal isn't an archdevil, he's a god. Evil gods are still divine beings, I doubt Fel would actually be a Fiend in terms of official lore, they're a completely different thing disconnected from the gods.
He really shouldn't even exist, because as far as I know, while gods can make avatars, give blessings, etc, its generally beyond the scope of their power to just, make a lifeform. Like they might technically be able to, but you never see it happen unless the god is like, right there. Especially for a god of murder. A MINOR god of murder, like, Bhaal sucks. Just because he's our dad doesn't mean he doesn't get mogged by tons of other evil deities.
Plus, he's clearly a devil and not a demon, and doesn't fall remotely into any of the devil classes. You could pretend he's a fucked up imp when he's very clearly a recycled goblin, but the game already has lore accurate imps. And why would an imp be a level 12 devil able to give warlockhood?
Anonymous No.534769915 >>534769983
I can't use Unique Tav because it fucks up body 4 tiefling tails, with unique tav my tiefling has a constant still and erect tail :(
Anonymous No.534769983 >>534776731
>>534769915
just stop looking at shadowheart
Anonymous No.534770046
>Oh Sazza~
Anonymous No.534770119
When does Shadow Monk become cool?
Anonymous No.534770179 >>534770756
>>534769764
>they might technically be able to, but you never see it happen unless the god is like, right there
Considering what a Bhaalspawn is..
Anonymous No.534770525 >>534770805 >>534770831 >>534771379
>>534769764
Does Shar mog Bhaal?
Anonymous No.534770756 >>534771217
>>534770179
I don't remember if it was because of the Times of Troubles or if he had already lost proper godhood but that wasn't a set of ordinary circumstances, normally gods are very strictly policed ever since they proved themselves to be oversized children.
Anonymous No.534770805
>>534770525
Undoubtedly
Bhaal just became a god, relatively speaking, taking a third of another god's portfolio, then being killed and only coming back because everyone thought his replacement was fucking lame. Even back when he was a real god he was just Intermediate with a tiny portfolio. He has no major alliances, which are important to gods, everybody hates him. He's a scrubby outcast god which is why he has to rely on bhaalspawn in the first place.
Anonymous No.534770831 >>534771048 >>534771379
>>534770525
Shar is a greater deity, the list of gods that are stronger than her is pretty short.
Anonymous No.534771048 >>534771201
>>534770831
Which ones are stronger? Lathander? Mystra?
Anonymous No.534771201
>>534771048
there are very comprehensive wikis with charts on these things
Anonymous No.534771217
>>534770756
>I don't remember if it was because of the Times of Troubles or if he had already lost proper godhood
He and Bane did the same thing, to ensure their return if they're killed during their mortality. So when Bane's son was elevated to his station, you know what happens next. I don't know how Bhaal returns, I never really read these details. I'm just a wiki diver.
Anonymous No.534771379 >>534771439 >>534771526
>>534770525
>>534770831
>is pretty short
It's fucking null, she and Selune are the beginning gods, from before mortal life existed.
Anonymous No.534771439 >>534771793 >>534771869
>>534771379
They still both BOW to Ao btw.
Anonymous No.534771526
>>534771379
If shes so important why did nobody care about her or know she existed before Baldurs Gate
Anonymous No.534771793 >>534771890
>>534771439
I was prepared for this response, but that doesn't negate that I'm disappointed in you.
No one worships Ao, considering him beyond deitic politics is pointless.
Anonymous No.534771869 >>534772418
>>534771439
I know Ao is the "god of gods" but is he even aa god? Nobody worships him as far as I know
Anonymous No.534771890 >>534771987 >>534772418
>>534771793
People do worship Ao he just canonically never responds.
Anonymous No.534771987
>>534771890
what a sigma
Anonymous No.534772396 >>534772560 >>534772816 >>534778252
If worshippers = power why aren't gods more competitive about accruing more followers by any means necessary
Anonymous No.534772418
>>534771890
I could swear I remembered him being so adamant that he not be worshiped, that he did something about it. But maybe I'm, somehow mistaking it for the Tower of Babel.

>>534771869
Considering he is more powerful than all of them, so much so that he can strip every single one of godhood (when Bane and Bhaal mistakenly believed his tablets of creation were the wellspring of his strength), that qualifies him as a form of god in ability.
Anonymous No.534772560 >>534772742
>>534772396
You want them to be more competitive than how Shar recruited Shadowheart?
Also, Shar's recruitment of Shadowheart is exactly why they can't be more competitive.
Anonymous No.534772742 >>534772816 >>534772925
>>534772560
Yes
If the most powerful beings in the universe have every incentive to do nothing but recruit more followers, the world should realistically revolve around nothing but soul capitalism.
Anonymous No.534772816 >>534773007
>>534772396
>>534772742
the overgod isnt just there for show you know
Anonymous No.534772925
>>534772742
>the world should realistically revolve around nothing but soul capitalism.
It does but the gods set limits so they don't just nuke eachother out of existence, this is also why the gods started getting involved with the dead 3 when they normally don't get involved with other events since it would rob them of a ton of souls.
Anonymous No.534773007 >>534773246 >>534773315 >>534775474
>>534772816
Ao only gives a shit if you try to cheat his system. There's nothing against the rules about having tenets about mass breeding to make more souls for yourself. Capturing and forcing people to worship is perfectly fine, because evil gods are comp[letely allowed to be evil. Literally nothing wrong with offering or lying about afterlife incentives to sell people on you, etc etc.
Anonymous No.534773008 >>534773124
3 levels of druid on fire sorcerer for heat metal and flame blade

thoughts?
Anonymous No.534773124
>>534773008
Horrible
Use the Wildfire Druid mod if you're desperate for more spells to cast.
Anonymous No.534773246 >>534773610 >>534788418
>>534773007
i was considering the endgame of soul capitalism where humans were just soul farms
the overgods domain is balance and somehow i imagine a world where soul capitalism is taken to its logical conclusion flies in the face of said balance
so the threat of ao is what keeps things from getting too extreme but so long as - most - people have their own agency in choosing their faith he probably doesnt give a shit
Anonymous No.534773315
>>534773007
>There's nothing against the rules about having tenets about mass breeding to make more souls for yourself.
I'm assuming you mean a god commanding their worshipers to make more, right?
In which case, I would like to introduce you to the concept of 'domains'.
>Capturing and forcing people to worship is perfectly fine
I'm beginning to think you didn't play the game, which explains why you seemed to ignore when I typed:
>Shar's recruitment of Shadowheart is exactly why they can't be more competitive
>Literally nothing wrong with offering or lying about afterlife incentives to sell people on you, etc etc.
Picture related.
Anonymous No.534773512
Reminder that Ao's primary visual portrayal was as a beard. A beard with a face. No, I didn't mean the other way around.
Make of that what you will.
Anonymous No.534773610 >>534773713 >>534773947
>>534773246
Evil gods cannot exist in this system though. There's no balance to evil. It takes any advantage it can and attempts to break rules by its very nature. You're going to make all these gods and then just PRETEND they have agency for fun but actually completely deterministically regulate everything they do?? Chaos only exists because Order allows it? Why even bother to make them and let them all fight each other if none of them are allowed to win? Whats orderly about that?
Anonymous No.534773713 >>534773994
>>534773610
>There's no balance to evil.
That would be the forces of good.
Anonymous No.534773947
>>534773610
i am of the opinion that balance means accepting that both evil and good will fight for dominance
whenever evil oversteps its bounds good rises up to stop it (preserve the status quo)
so long as the gods arent the ones directly acting to shift the balance its considered simply part of how the world works
ao basically set up a reality simulation and is watching it
thats it thats his full time job
Anonymous No.534773994 >>534774129 >>534774369
>>534773713
im too sleepy to keep arguing this but good always triumphing over evil and evil being bound by inherently honorable and fair rules doesn't sound very b a l a n c e d to me
Anonymous No.534774129
>>534773994
>evil being bound by inherently honorable and fair rules
Okay, it's clear you didn't even play the game. You got filtered by the harpies, didn't you.
Anonymous No.534774369
>>534773994
it only looks like that to you because the world isnt literally burning but just because the world isnt in a turbulent state of chaos doesnt mean that evil is playing fair
all kinds of evil shit is happening in the undercurrent of that seemingly good world
did you forget about the time mystra fucking DIED and the spell plague it caused
there was an entire era of forgotten realms defined by the chaos of the gods descending and becoming very killable
Anonymous No.534774493 >>534774650 >>534775271
Sorry, no one is available to take your call. Evil is too busy fighting the Blood War that Asmodeus is perpetuating. Please leave a message after the tone.
*beep*
Anonymous No.534774650 >>534774970
>>534774493
fiends are a completely separate thing from evil gods
Anonymous No.534774970
>>534774650
Devils and demons are what I think of when I think of true evil. Evil gods are more like agents of chaos. They're still playing the god game, they just use underhanded methods or follow cruel tenants. The fact that godless evil souls go to the Hells is proof enough, I should think.
Anonymous No.534775242
I think it's dumb that worshipping evil gods gives you the entire suite of protecion, healing and shielding magic with divine radiant damage on the few damaging spells you do get
Anonymous No.534775271 >>534775753
>>534774493
The Hells are an entire dimension, they are not an extension of the Material Plane. If their power hinged on mortal souls, they wouldn't be minting them into currency.
>The fact that godless evil souls go to the Hells
>fact
Citation.
Anonymous No.534775427 >>534775560 >>534775720
Godless souls get sent to the Wall of Athiests, you have to owe a devil your soul for it to go to hell.
Anonymous No.534775474
>>534773007
i am incredibly rusty but i think there is a dramatic difference between nominal worship and actually emulating the behaviour that deity would want, and that would get you sent to their afterlife.

umberlee gets worship not because anyone even likes her, it is just appeasement so she won't destroy your ship for example. that isn't true believer material.

breeding entirely for the sake of souls shouldn't actually be discounted for what it can do, because there is an orc fertility deity that more or less commands they do that. but you won't necessarily get true believers, kind of like how the drow have their schism despite how incredibly oppressive their culture and lolth is. so it isn't a surefire way to success and forced conversion wouldn't qualify people as earnest worshipers, making them not worth half as much as a handful of true believers
Anonymous No.534775560 >>534775608 >>534775841 >>534776463
>>534775427
didnt kelemvor say no more wall after he took over
Anonymous No.534775608 >>534776463
>>534775560
I only know what mrrhexx tells me man its a video game general
Anonymous No.534775673
>>534768467
cute and merciful frog
Anonymous No.534775720 >>534775841 >>534776463
>>534775427
retconned and being enough of a piece of shit or failing your religious tenants could land you in hell anyway even without selling your soul
Anonymous No.534775753 >>534776463
>>534775271
How is any of that relevant apart from the Hells not being part of the Material Plane? All I implied was that in the grand scheme of balance, the force of evil would best be represented by the occupants of the Hells, not evil deities who do fuck all apart from play the same game of amassing faith except they are dicks while doing it.
Anonymous No.534775841 >>534776026
>>534775560
>>534775720
i'm glad, dnds afterlife was horrifically bleak for no reason at all, you either pick a god to lose your existence to feed or get eternally punished and just fade away anyway for daring to not do so.
Anonymous No.534776026 >>534776147
>>534775841
dnd afterlife is still kind of shit because it isn't very permanent and you are liable to just ultimately dissipate as energy into that realm and get absorbed by a god. or if your soul was destroyed, that second death is really it. no after-afterlife
Anonymous No.534776147 >>534776204 >>534776281
>>534776026
yeah but the wall just felt like a really grimdark malicious fuck you
Anonymous No.534776204
>>534776147
you are not wrong though, i hated that shit too lmao i wonder why they even wrote it
Anonymous No.534776281 >>534776367 >>534776463
>>534776147
i mean even without the wall im pretty sure godless souls just listlessly exist until they dissipate in the fugue plane (limbo)
Anonymous No.534776367
>>534776281
which i still think is better and less bleak than being actively and knowingly punished for not playing the game by being damned to alzheimers hell
Anonymous No.534776463 >>534776784
>>534775560
>>534775608
Kelemvor got rid of the wall, so the faithless just chill in mellow cities across the Fugue Plane.

>>534775720
No. Fiends occasionally raid the Fugue Plane for souls.

>>534775753
>How is any of that relevant
>apart from the Hells not being part of the Material Plane
That was my entire message.
The gods of Faerun depend on the power of worship and souls to fuel their might. Devils' existence does not depend on mortal souls, which is why they can casually mint them into coins and obliterate them in Karlach's infernal engine.
>the force of evil would best be represented by the occupants of the Hells
How? They don't need mortal souls.

>>534776281
>listlessly
Kelemvor made it not so dreary. It's not exciting, but it's not entirely dull.
Anonymous No.534776634 >>534776836
I should worship Kelemvor he sounds like a pretty great guy
Anonymous No.534776731
>>534769983
He's looking at Astarion actually
Anonymous No.534776784 >>534777245
>>534776463
If your realm is balance, does the source of the forces really matter? He's basically the god admin but evil is evil even if it comes from beings that don't participate in your god system.
Anonymous No.534776836 >>534776910 >>534776956
>>534776634
>Condemns you to be tortured in a wall for eternity for the mere crime of not giving a fuck to the gods

He's an asshole
Anonymous No.534776910 >>534776956
>>534776836
You're thinking of Cyric.
Anonymous No.534776956 >>534777272
>>534776836
You guys literally just said he was the one who got rid of the wall
>>534776910
I thought it was Myrkul
Anonymous No.534777062 >>534777130 >>534777150 >>534777291 >>534779446
Whats with every death god starting out as a human male fighter anyway
Anonymous No.534777084
I deserve to taste karlaches lips irl
Anonymous No.534777130
>>534777062
people want their oc to be important
Anonymous No.534777150 >>534777291
>>534777062
the og wasnt was he
Anonymous No.534777245 >>534777627
>>534776784
>realm
If you're talking about Ao, we don't know where he gets his power, he doesn't want worship and none of the gods pay him a tithe.
Bhaal and Bane thought the Tablets of Fate were his wellspring and stole them, which caused Ao to banish every god to the Material Plane as mortals. The gods don't even know what powers him.
Anonymous No.534777272
>>534776956
Oh shit, you're right. Somehow it just seems like a Cyric thing to do.
Anonymous No.534777291 >>534777389 >>534777501
>>534777062
Cyric was a human male assassin.
>>534777150
Jergal was a pridomorial lovecraftian that recorded the end of everything.
Anonymous No.534777303
>>534723038
Ironman mode is the only correct way to play any crpg
Anonymous No.534777389
>>534777291
I look like this.
Anonymous No.534777501 >>534777606
>>534777291
>assassin
Fighter with light armor and dual wield style, the point remains
Anonymous No.534777606
>>534777501
He was literally raised by the zents as a assassin
Anonymous No.534777627
>>534777245
>Bhaal and Bane
*Bane and Myrkul.
I remember thinking Bhaal is too stupid to have been in on the scheme. And he is adjacent to Bane during this event because of the steps both took to contingency their godhood.
Anonymous No.534777682 >>534778084
wizard is a fighter because it has stick
debate me
Anonymous No.534778062
COME SISTERS, SOOTHE ME
Anonymous No.534778084
>>534777682
wizard doesnt attack 3 times in one turn with one action
Anonymous No.534778252
>/bgg/ - Cosmology & Religion

>>534772396
I think the answer is twofold.

1. There isn't usually a reason for a god to encroach on another god's domain and try to "steal" their worshipers (unless you're the recently ascended "God of Ambition"). Moreover, FaerΓ»n is overwhelmingly polytheistic. The common folk may pray to Chauntea for a good harvest this year, to Lathander if they've welcomed a newborn recently, to Tymora for good luck, to SelΓ»ne (or Umberlee) for safe sea travels, and so on. Every god gets their fair share of worship and all is well.

2. There are definitely gods (mostly evil ones) who do pursue a more aggressive approach in recruiting worshipers, but the thing to keep in mind is that quality of worship matters just as much as quantity. Someone like Shadowheart is definitely more valuable to Shar than some fresh convert who's just learning the tenets. Having few but zealous followers can be just as effective as trying to cast a wide net. Human nature wouldn't allow for radical change in worship in the first place, save for exceptional circumstances.
Anonymous No.534778274
>level 2 scorching ray
shit i take it back
Anonymous No.534778527
I'm thinking of doing an eb machine gun build

What do you guys think of this?:

6 Sorcerer, Draconic ancestry (Gold)
2 Warlock for EB
4 OoV Paladin for vow of enmity on self (to never miss)
Anonymous No.534778954 >>534797472
Anonymous No.534779293
I keep having wet dreams about karlach.
Anonymous No.534779393
i want karlach to tongue my anus
Anonymous No.534779395
What setting is making this too bright?
Anonymous No.534779446
>>534777062
myrkul was a necromancer
in fact "every death god" is literally just kelemvor and bane
Anonymous No.534779629
>Spill all the blood~ sworn to the night.
>Silence all prayers; smother each rite.
>Wander Shar's halls~; hungry to slay~;
>Leave none Justiciar alive to obey~
Anonymous No.534780080 >>534780183 >>534780736 >>534782834 >>534782913 >>534797472
The based and straight way of playing
>no tav shit only origins
>no woke classes only fighter rogue cleric and wizard
>no multi-classing
>use of tabpolls for all your active party members
>tactician or honor mod
>getting all available companions and animal into your camp
>straight relationship with your wife, no cheating shit
>saving the world
Anonymous No.534780183 >>534780472 >>534780936
>>534780080
>The based
Stopped reading there.
Anonymous No.534780227 >>534780453
...Paladin is a "woke" class to you?
Anonymous No.534780261
My tsundere wife shart with real shart
Anonymous No.534780453
>>534780227
all CHA classes are woke and gay
Anonymous No.534780472
>>534780183
yeah you're probably too busy guzzling troonshine to read
Anonymous No.534780736
>>534780080
that is a lot of effort for a shitpost
Anonymous No.534780936
>>534780183
charisma class hands typed this post
Anonymous No.534781995
Doing a run now where I delayed recruiting shart until she forced her way in and I'm surprised at how distant and dismissive she is below 10 rep. Pretty close to early lae'zel in prickliness and not the best first impression. Also is every sorcerer interaction with gale really going to just be petty wizard vs sorc shit?
Anonymous No.534782834 >>534783395 >>534783876
>>534780080
>your wife
Aren't the only companions that marry you male?
Anonymous No.534782913
>>534780080
Sorry Chud, will play a sorcerer femboy helf dating Gale
Anonymous No.534783153
Why do people hate Mystra? I had assumed because they have to like Gale (Gale is a moron and should be despised), but then I figured they must not like how she wanted him to blow himself up, which would result in our deaths. I just felt like that's a pragmatic approach, especially considering there's no cure for our special tadpoles.

Can Gale suicide inside the Netherbrain's psychic dimension and not kill everyone else? Which would leave us with our tadpoles intact, and we wouldn't need Orpheus power because there's no Netherbrain to activate ceremorphosis.
Anonymous No.534783395 >>534783876
>>534782834
you stay with lae'zel, for good
Anonymous No.534783876 >>534784165
>>534782834
>>534783395
Pretty sure you marry Lae'zel during the act 2 romance. You literally cite your vows and she becomes a different person.
Anonymous No.534784165
>>534783876
Is mizora a groomer?
Anonymous No.534788418
>>534773246
So just the Ori from stargate?
Anonymous No.534794889
Why do enemies sometimes think for like a minute, doing nothing, during their turn in combat? Just AI bugging out? Does it happen often? I almost thought I got softlocked yesterday.
Anonymous No.534797472
>>534758309
smug frog
>>534778954
cute frog
>>534757558
this is the only reason I need to kill her.
t. W*ll
>>534764101
I hate her so much
>>534780080
this is more autistic than people that exploit-farmed 6 rebecca rings in wiz 6 -> import-to-wiz7-and-beat-wiz7 and didn't post the save files online for us to mess with after importing into wiz8 because 'they're MY CHARACTERS!!1!11eleven >.<' God bless everyone that did though, even though a lot of them picked gay shit like faerie ninja with 28 str and human monk with 40 str+senses
Anonymous No.534799078 >>534800047 >>534806415
Haven't played the game in over a year and feeling the urge to come back and do one more run. How are the new classes that were added in the latest patch?
Anonymous No.534800047
>>534799078
>How are the new classes that were added in the latest patch?
They're alright, some are good, others less so.
if you want to do another playthrough, go ahead but don't expect a fundamentally different experience because of the new subclasses.
Anonymous No.534803420
Is there no option to cancel your Movement before committing to any Action, like you often find in other games with tacticool combat? It really sucks when the game pathfinding makes you walk over a burning pixel, or stops a millimeter before you reach your destination, etc.
Anonymous No.534806415
>>534799078
The only relevant thing about the new patch is booming blade which is basically a free smite at higher levels, everything else is meh
Anonymous No.534807424 >>534822978
How can I do a P.Diddy build?
Anonymous No.534809492
Shadow Sorcerers should've been immune to the shadow curse. And I guess get one more feature to truly put it on the same level as Draconic and Storm, because I don't think that dog is it.
Anonymous No.534809735
>>534767990
he is baby and will be treated as such
Anonymous No.534809843
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.534810448
Voice 5 makes me horny as a gay guy
Anonymous No.534812276 >>534815869 >>534816672 >>534816730
>>534723215
Astarion and Minsc is so fucking hot. Fuck moralfags.
Mintharafag No.534814756 >>534815367
Underwater sightseeing tours
Anonymous No.534815367
>>534814756
Anonymous No.534815869 >>534817997
>>534812276
aStArIoN aNd MiNsC iS sO hOt. FuCk MoRaLfAgS.
Anonymous No.534816672 >>534833208
>>534812276
Minsc is a bald retard tho
Anonymous No.534816730
>>534812276
>moralfags
what
Anonymous No.534817997
>>534815869
would aggressively
Anonymous No.534820265 >>534820505 >>534822360 >>534822513 >>534823579
Your favorite mods?
Anonymous No.534820443
no mods just frogs
Anonymous No.534820505
>>534820265
Mods that make my dollies pretty
Anonymous No.534821461 >>534821612
Will I feel like a creepy weirdo if I use a hireling just because they're hot
Anonymous No.534821612 >>534821853
>>534821461
I think we can all agree that there is only a single attractive companion, so it's perfectly reasonable to fill the other 2 slots with something attractive.
Anonymous No.534821853
>>534821612
yeah but wouldn't it be weird to have your resurrected sex puppets be dead vessels filled by withers
like it makes sense for durge but like
why did they even do that, they have the player voices anyway, just give them those, call it game mechanics and be done with it, like dragons dogma pawns
the whole system becomes so fucking weird the moment you actually interact with it in any meaningful way
Anonymous No.534822360 >>534822564 >>534823409
>>534820265
really shadowheart
Anonymous No.534822513
>>534820265
Mystra Spells
Anonymous No.534822564 >>534822912 >>534823409 >>534824381 >>534824434
>>534822360
would it be possible to give a spoilerless review of what this improves
Anonymous No.534822912 >>534823139
>>534822564
you already know what it is
Anonymous No.534822978 >>534823579
Is 6 necromancer/6 death domain the best necromancy/summons build?
>>534807424
6 enchantment wizard/6 glamour bard, only cast grease and domination spells, have sex and act like a sex pest at every opportunity
Anonymous No.534823139
>>534822912
silento?
Anonymous No.534823409 >>534824434
>>534822360
Nobody cares about your shitty mod

>>534822564
Is literally incels mad their waifu likes to slurp on hairy bara druidic cocks
Anonymous No.534823579 >>534825758
>>534820265
The sex mod duh

>>534822978
Based will try this in evil Wyll run
Anonymous No.534824381
>>534822564
it lets you marry shadowheart, fixes bugs and restores early access scenes and dialogues
Anonymous No.534824434 >>534824743
>>534822564
It improves Shadowheart’s questline and romance. Also it broke toadcel’s peabrain: >>534823409
Anonymous No.534824743 >>534826042
>>534824434
I didn't I just find it hilarious chudcelds had to change the code of the game in order to cope with the fact their waifu is a massive slut for druidic cock
Anonymous No.534824841
what if i'm a druid
Anonymous No.534824937
>everyone i don't like is toadcel
lol
Anonymous No.534824949 >>534825404 >>534826042
can someone explain the whole "goodberry" meme to me?
Anonymous No.534824959 >>534825523 >>534840435
Would you have hot steamy sex with the drag queen owner of the circus?
Anonymous No.534825363
>Searing Smite is still just regular divine light effects
lame
Anonymous No.534825404
>>534824949
It's a very convenient way to side step any survivalist focused plots by just shitting out some berries for everyone to eat.
Anonymous No.534825523
>>534824959
Only if her zombies & Akabi are allowed to join
Anonymous No.534825529 >>534825660
can someone explain the mascara marks on halsin's pillow even tho he doesn't wear mascara
Anonymous No.534825660
>>534825529
astarion sometimes wears make up, once a hooker...
Anonymous No.534825758 >>534826067
>>534823579
>evil w*ll
beat me to it. ffffffuuu- I hate you honor mode
(rly tho, I'm too much of a pussy to kill karlach even though I don't care about her char at all)
Anonymous No.534825793 >>534825851 >>534826103 >>534826269
This general fucking sucks
half of the posts are "Cute frog" and "HALSIN HALSIN HALSIN HALSIN"
Anonymous No.534825851
>>534825793
We love Big H
Anonymous No.534826042
>>534824949
you again? you're in every thread asking this. eat shit. no berry for you
>>534824743
>I didn't I just find it hilarious chudcelds had to
ESL-chan, matte
Anonymous No.534826067 >>534828678
>>534825758
I will spare Karlach in my run, just to keep sexually harassing her
Anonymous No.534826103 >>534828678
>>534825793
We hate frogs
Anonymous No.534826158 >>534828678
Anonymous No.534826269 >>534826735
>>534825793
You forgot whiny retards bitching about posters instead of posting something quality
Anonymous No.534826735 >>534827491
>>534826269
t. shartfag
Anonymous No.534826805
Anonymous No.534827413 >>534830086
Two fucking years.
Anonymous No.534827491
>>534826735
This is true I heart shart she's my bpdemon queen and I choose to fix her every time
Anonymous No.534828678
>>534826067
baste
>>534826103
t. that one faggot in every thread seething for months
>>534826158
beautiful frog
Anonymous No.534829856
>class mod ignores resistance+immunity to Necrotic damage
>still thinking about how I can fit Eldritch Blast spamming into it
Anonymous No.534829973 >>534830274
eldritch blast WARPED you
Anonymous No.534830086 >>534830196
>>534827413
him crying about it for a whole year after bg3's release was funny, 2 years in a row is straight up pathetic
Anonymous No.534830149
is it as funny as making a mod so that she won't cuck you?
Anonymous No.534830196
>>534830086
He hates women who have their own dreams outside of him
Anonymous No.534830274 >>534830463
>>534829973
im addicted to eblasting
i hate having to cheese the potent robe on durge runs
Anonymous No.534830463
>>534830274
At a certain point you may as well just cheat in the robe, or mod the game to always have Quil appear. You can't make logical sense out of KOing Alfira.
Anonymous No.534830575 >>534832330
like if you consider the effort of shitposting on the internet vs making a whole ass mod to change the character to suit your desire, one party is infinitely more mad than the other and that's why sharters will always lose when they try to lash out
Anonymous No.534830693
>Hard patch out getting the infernal robe, shitty equipment that people only want because it looks cool, and still getting karlach
>Never touch Durge getting the Potent Robe, a ridiculously powerful item that you can wear all the way to the endgame
Anonymous No.534830903 >>534830945
I can't get over how fucking retarded dragonborns' mouth movements look.
Anonymous No.534830945 >>534831967
>>534830903
the helmets are even worse
Anonymous No.534831967 >>534832505
>>534830945
>People actually play durge as the ugly-ass albino crocodile because "its le canon!!!"
sad!
Anonymous No.534832330 >>534833901
>>534830575
>making a whole ass mod to change the character to suit your desire
he does that too...
Anonymous No.534832505 >>534832996
>>534831967
this. I played him as some random tiefling generation with toothpaste-striped hair because it was funny. had stupid white tattoos on his face that looked like smudged toothpaste too lol
Anonymous No.534832996 >>534834053
>>534832505
Larian's public seething about everyone making a human male fighter with their shitty-ass character creator wasn't even funny, it was just embarrassing.
Anonymous No.534833208
>>534816672
Astarion and Minsc is canon. Minsc is always horny next to Astarion and he can't hide it.
Anonymous No.534833497 >>534834064
I'm on my first game, playing solo durge and slowly emptying the map of life
I've cleared out most of the act 1 map I think, except the hag
I'm a level 5 ranger currently
Is there any way to kill her rn or should I just come back later when I got more levels
Anonymous No.534833739 >>534833980 >>534834265
Why would anybody play solo outside of like a 15th playthrough
The companions are like the whole point of the game
Anonymous No.534833901
>>534832330
i wasn't aware he's a mod author or are you being disingenuous
Anonymous No.534833980 >>534835272 >>534835789
>>534833739
What's the point of playing with non-Durge tav? It's so retarded.
Anonymous No.534834053
>>534832996
oh damn. missed that (am newb)
Anonymous No.534834064 >>534834460
>>534833497
you overlevel her lol
lvl 5 means you are ready for the underdark
Anonymous No.534834265
>>534833739
yeah I don't get it. I tried a few times, but I end up thinking 'hey this party would be fun' and it's back to a party again
Anonymous No.534834340 >>534839994
If Paladin Oaths aren't divine anymore and are based solely on the strength of your convictions, why do you need a specific Oath at all? If it's literally just the power of believing in yourself, why bind yourself to rules?
Anonymous No.534834460 >>534835482 >>534837110
>>534834064
Is that act 2? I've been mostly avoiding guides/spoilers so I don't know the map. When I go to the act 1 exit it tells me I'll have a hard time going in there
Anonymous No.534835272 >>534838765 >>534839149
>>534833980
The sheer lack of narration at the beginning of the game for Tavs is so jarring after playing Durge. They really are the real main character.
Anonymous No.534835482 >>534835865 >>534839347 >>534840001
>>534834460
No, Act 1 is really...a lot to be frank
>wilderness map (grove, Goblin Temple, etc..)
>Underdark (including some other area in that as well)
>Mountain Pass (technically Act 1 but does progress the Grove quest(s) if not completed)
You get a warning before you enter an area that progresses the map / quests in any fahsion
The "best" order in terms of level progression is written down as above, you can enter Act 2 either via the Underdark or the Mountain pass.
Anonymous No.534835760
Durge's campy, overdone pleasure expressions actually look almost good with Ellian's softboy face
Anonymous No.534835789
>>534833980
I simply don't like my character to be some murderhobo with amnesia that at the same time is clearly stated to be proficient with knives, assassination and whatnot but also can be anything from
>druid
>cleric of selune
>Oath of Devotion of Paladin
every murderhobo act you perform is also done by hand, so any magic class feels already.
Anonymous No.534835865
>>534835482
Oh, ok. I'll look for an entrance then.
Anonymous No.534836174
So after attacking some regular citizens, we see Illithids
>Running away in terror from Gith
>Getting fucked up and killed by literal imps
>Stomping one out as it lays there dying
and this is supposed to be the setup for the game's big bads?
Anonymous No.534836778
They also added a lot of Durge voicelines since launch, that's p, cool
Anonymous No.534837110 >>534843424
>>534834460
Your first ever run is a solo durge? But why?
Anonymous No.534838728
after replaying the game my new act ranking is 2 >3 >1
Anonymous No.534838765
>>534835272
YES MY BROTHER IN BHALL! LET US BE THE "MURDERHOBO" :^)
fucking retard
Anonymous No.534838885
>534838765
what was this post trying to convey?
Anonymous No.534839117
You don't play Durge for yourself, you play Durge so that Orin has more depth to her character.
Anonymous No.534839149 >>534840008
>>534835272
You retards will never learn. its called roleplaying your own idea.
Anonymous No.534839347 >>534839418 >>534840197
>>534835482
Don't know why they even called it three acts when it's really four. Underdark+Creche is its own act.
Anonymous No.534839418
>>534839347
no it's not
Anonymous No.534839953 >>534840278 >>534841415 >>534841558 >>534850708
New update just dropped:
Restored EA cut content: reaction to the goblins in the abandoned selunite temple.
Restored EA cut content: reaction to the bug bear and the ogress in that barn (in the blighted village).
Restored Gale's compliment that he gives to Shadowheart when Tav recruits him. Tav should recruit Shadowheart before Gale. This is EA cut content too.
Fixed a bug in Minsc personal questions that caused some ... confusing order of questions. This may be the reason why most players never heard his opinions about other companions.
Minsc now doesn't shy to speak his mind about companions even if they are in the party. Also, those questions don't disappear after the first time they were picked, so Tav can question him more. Also, Minsc shares his opinion about some companions even in situations when in vanilla he refuses to do so.
Made minor edits to the waterfall date in act 1.
Changed the conditions for the "truly connect" line to appear (again, yes, I know): it appears after either party, or when the grove is locked down, or when the party reaches the creche, or when the party reaches the shadow curse. Tav has to have at least 40 approval with Shadowheart.
Anonymous No.534839994
>>534834340
>If it's literally just the power of believing in yourself
It's not. A Paladin is not merely a supremely confident person who starts channeling divine magic one day because they believed extra hard. Oaths are self-binding sacred vows to uphold a set of principles. Oath tenets are explicitly restrictive in nature because they embody a Paladin's higher calling - the utter conviction in a specific cause greater than themselves. To dilute their meaning to vague principles like "protect the innocent" (Oath of Devotion) or "protect the little birds and squirrels" (Oath of the Ancients) is to dilute the meaning of being a Paladin - someone beyond a religious Fighter or a devout Cleric.
Anonymous No.534840001
>>534835482
Is there anything other than the grove storyline that changes if you go through the mountain pass?
Anonymous No.534840008
>>534839149
its called doing nothing and letting the players fill in the blank for us
most game devs need to invent a reason to do it but dnd is a rpg so the idea is practically bakes in
Anonymous No.534840197
>>534839347
I do the underdark before the goblin camp most of the time ao you're wrong
Anonymous No.534840278
>>534839953
I am your dad do you just think about Shadowheart all day long? Why are waifufags so mentally ill.
Anonymous No.534840374 >>534841643 >>534842690 >>534844084 >>534846239
Punishing a traitor is breaking my oath? Is this a pisstake?
Anonymous No.534840435
>>534824959
Only if I get to be pounded by Akabi
Anonymous No.534840438 >>534840513
Anonymous No.534840513
>>534840438
I thought he was raping Wyll
Anonymous No.534840601 >>534841017 >>534841662
You'd think they'd be more faggot art of astation. Guess they prefer halsin or misnc
Anonymous No.534840620
Anonymous No.534841017
>>534840601
The gaya prefer daddy Halsin
Astarion is for the straight girls
Anonymous No.534841415
>>534839953
Is she still mad for killing that selunite cleric?
Anonymous No.534841558 >>534841704
>>534839953
>Restored Gale's compliment that he gives to Shadowheart when Tav recruits him
Holy shit this is pathetic lol
Anonymous No.534841643 >>534841924
>>534840374
Ugly midget. Pigslop enjoyer. Oathbreaker. You're the whole package, aren't you?
Anonymous No.534841658
>>534722932
Just respec the frog from boneman and you get all these without the political drama.
Anonymous No.534841662
>>534840601
the other male companions are so ugly and boring no one wants to ship them with astarion
Anonymous No.534841704 >>534841959 >>534846349
>>534841558
>nooooooo how dare gale act like a straight man
dilate.
Anonymous No.534841924
>>534841643
I also killed the mtf tranny drow
Anonymous No.534841959 >>534842058
>>534841704
Wow shadowheart is sooooooooooooo pretty and bootiful that people just can't help but compliment her and she's all mine it's all she's ever been all mine!!!!!!
Anonymous No.534842025
Anonymous No.534842058 >>534842259 >>534844273
>>534841959
Karlach and Minthara are prettier
Anonymous No.534842259
>>534842058
>Minthara
lol. lmao. So you like the body of a man and a mans husky voice. Chrsit.
Anonymous No.534842690 >>534844173
>>534840374
Sometimes I feel like they wanted to force you to break your oath and go "look how cool the oathbreaker knight is" at least once with how retardedly easy it is to break it.
Killing anything on any oath breaks it, its retarded.
Anonymous No.534842867
...
Anonymous No.534843051 >>534843126 >>534843723
>oath of vengeance
>somehow killing the duergar slavers breaks the oath

Why????
Anonymous No.534843119
.....
Anonymous No.534843126
>>534843051
"LOOK HOW COOL THE OATHBREAKER KNIGHT IS"
Anonymous No.534843296
Its funny because even with Oath of Conquest, the definitive "evil paladin oath", they would still make killing anyone break it because "You're supposed to enslave people not kill them, naughty naughty!"
Anonymous No.534843346
he busted a nut here and there this fucking game man
Anonymous No.534843424 >>534843625
>>534837110
I tried playing it normally but I didn't like any of the starting companions so I just didn't bother
I liked Minthara but she just showed up dead at my camp all of a sudden so I guess I'm never befriending her lol
Anonymous No.534843625
>>534843424
Honestly? Based
Anonymous No.534843723
>>534843051
It doesn't
Anonymous No.534843926
Having to click an option to be able to customize your hotbar is mind boggling to me.
Anonymous No.534844084
>>534840374
so is killing anders and his gang. I lol'd at how retarded that one was
Anonymous No.534844173
>>534842690
If anything, the way oaths are enforced is often not strict enough - otherwise, harboring an evil vampire spawn would be oathbreaking for most. But this is a video game that lets you be a naive, foolish Paladin girl who sees the good in Astarion that's buried beneath ten layers of selfishness.
Anonymous No.534844273
>>534842058
wrong as two boys fuckin
Anonymous No.534844593
they stole that line from new vegas but it's still pretty cool
Anonymous No.534845097
>the courier suffered a brain injury, goes on a mission of revenge
>the dark urge suffered a brain injury, goes on a mission of revenge
what did swen mean by this
Anonymous No.534845290
Squidward keeps reading your mind even when you tell him to fuck off, not evil btw
Anonymous No.534845563 >>534846059 >>534846145
igNEES
Anonymous No.534845591 >>534845784
dhampir twins
Anonymous No.534845784
>>534845591
Cuteeeee
Anonymous No.534845952
Omg they killed Merril from Dragon Age, the bastards
Anonymous No.534846059
>>534845563
I still hear it in my head
Anonymous No.534846120
>If you save shart without talking to her, you don't get the approval boost and her thanking you
weird
Anonymous No.534846145 >>534846372
>>534845563
INCENDO
*miss*
*critical failure*
Anonymous No.534846239 >>534846439 >>534846579
>>534840374
>dude wtf why does tormenting the soul of a peasant complying with the gestapo under the threat of violence make me a bad guy?
Anonymous No.534846349 >>534846405 >>534846481
>>534841704
>noooooooooo how dare shadowheart act like a straight woman
Anonymous No.534846372
>>534846145
you mean NINTENDO
Anonymous No.534846405 >>534846616 >>534846950
>>534846349
But she doesn't she blatantly flirts with Karlach
Anonymous No.534846439 >>534848643 >>534848731
>>534846239
It doesn't actually. Quislings are despised for a reason and deserve punishment under the law. You're clearly the kinda retard who wrote the oathbreaking tho.
Anonymous No.534846481 >>534846542 >>534846950
>>534846349
shart is bi
Anonymous No.534846542 >>534847237
>>534846481
She's Playersexual actually
Anonymous No.534846579 >>534848643
>>534846239
Snitches get stitches
Anonymous No.534846616 >>534847014
>>534846405
Yea because karlach looks like a roided man.
Anonymous No.534846950
>>534846405
>>534846481
you get the idea, it's weird to say a character immediately wanting fuck someone or whatever is just "acting like a straight man" when it's in the context of talking about a mod that exists because a character said she wanted to fuck someone
Anonymous No.534847014
>>534846616
hey I didn't type this. someone else isn't a retard? ggwp
Anonymous No.534847074 >>534847127 >>534847336 >>534847443 >>534847826 >>534849636 >>534853162
so I haven't started yet, but I'm excited to get into it eventually
what are the best feats
Anonymous No.534847127
>>534847074
ASI
Anonymous No.534847237
>>534846542
same difference
Anonymous No.534847336
>>534847074
ASI only
Tavern Brawler if you're a monk
GWM if you use two handed weapons
Sharpshooter if you go pew pew with dual xbows
Savage attacker maaaybe for the martials
Sentinel and War Caster are both pretty decent too

Everything else is a meme but really you mostly want ASI
Anonymous No.534847443
>>534847074
>STR
great weapon master and savage attacker
>bow
sharpshooter
>throw build/monk
tavern brawler

when in doubt get an ability boost instead and put it on your main stat
Anonymous No.534847661
Anonymous No.534847826 >>534847921
>>534847074
-alert if you want to get the jump on your targets
-athlete if you REALLY want to get the jump on your targets
-tavern brawler for shifter druid, barbarian, monk, or eldritch knight fighter
-war caster for cleric
-savage attacker is really good
-otherwise ability score improvement

welcome to the game! also a bit newb myself
Anonymous No.534847875 >>534848674
>shartfags when they realize shes not a pure tradwife
Anonymous No.534847921 >>534848443
>>534847826
have a complimentary cute frog
Anonymous No.534847970 >>534848617 >>534848734
What do you respec Shart into?
Anonymous No.534848443
>>534847921
thank you based frogbro. have another cute frog
Anonymous No.534848617
>>534847970
the bottom of the shadowfell, with these handssssss
Anonymous No.534848643 >>534849539
>>534846439
I'm not saying what the tavern owner did was right, but the point is she's a remorseful person who acted out of fear not malice. We're not talking about a corrupt politician enabling occupiers, we're talking about a fearful civilian who has already passed on. Tormenting her in death is cruel and extreme and definitely beyond the call of the oath. Youre solving nothing by harassing the dress, "vengeance" would be slaying the justiciars menacing the people but they're all dead anyway.
>>534846579
This is a mentality for retards used to protect criminals and is often used to propagate institutionalized pedophilia and organized crime
Anonymous No.534848674
>>534847875
all the female romances are sluts who cares
Anonymous No.534848731
>>534846439
When your disgusting midget race is done enslaving and being enslaved in the bowels of the earth, you may come to the surface and start pontificating about the meaning of moral law there, and whether torturing a spirit out of spite falls under the tenets of your "oath."
Anonymous No.534848734 >>534849019
>>534847970
Death or Tempest.
Death is pretty efficient because it can early funnel spellslots into Bless and then use cantrips to be effective.
Also some single target damage thanks to Inflict Wounds + Touch of Death.

Tempest just for full AoE blast because Tempest Channel divinity is busted.
Anonymous No.534848947
Anonymous No.534849019
>>534848734
death is pretty nasty on durge. touch of death procs off of multiattack more than once
Anonymous No.534849539 >>534850361
>>534848643
Ok but i'm a crown paladin not devotion. I can be lawful evil if I want and punishing a criminal is just and shouldn't break the oath.
Anonymous No.534849557 >>534849606
What would a Sharran cleric even be of? There's no "Darkness Cleric", Trickery doesn't actually exist, and she's not a goddess of Death
Anonymous No.534849606
>>534849557
Shadow if it was a domain
Anonymous No.534849636
>>534847074
Dungeon Delver, so you may delve into dungeons safely. You wouldn't want your adventure to end because you stepped on a trap.
Anonymous No.534849757 >>534865760
Someone posted an Astarion comic strip a while back and this image of Durge in it still lives in my head rent free to this day.
Anonymous No.534849795
Noble's inspirations are so dumb
>Astarion was a magistrate - PHWWAAANNG, Inspired!
>Woah, an unusual coin for my collection - PHWAAANNG - Inspired!
Anonymous No.534850112 >>534850265
What's her Oath?
Anonymous No.534850265
>>534850112
Oath of Devotion to me
Anonymous No.534850349 >>534851457
Not played in a while, I see Larian added official mod support.

Could someone theoretically add their own NPC's/Companions with their own voiced dialogue a la Skyrim? Or is the mod manager not actually that advanced/the game too dead for people to want to do that?
Anonymous No.534850361 >>534850776 >>534850831
>>534849539
Tbh I assumed you were a vengeance paladin but this is even more retarded. you're tormenting a dead woman for sheepishly complying with her local lord's secret police out of fear for her life while taking a sacred oath to the nebulous concept of authority and law and complaining when you're being told this goes against your oath
Anonymous No.534850708
>>534839953
>Changed the conditions for the "truly connect" line to appear (again, yes, I know): it appears after either party, or when the grove is locked down, or when the party reaches the creche, or when the party reaches the shadow curse. Tav has to have at least 40 approval with Shadowheart.
based change
forcing the waterfall scene before the party is pretty bad since you will be left with nothing but wet dreams about shadowheart after the party
Anonymous No.534850776 >>534852947 >>534854052
>>534850361
Do you think crown paladins change their oath when they cross borders or something? The local lord was in rebellion and collaborating with sharans a proscribed cult. Punishing those who allied with him is within the remit of a crown paladin.
Anonymous No.534850831 >>534852287 >>534854052
>>534850361
>pretending she didn't betray them
Anonymous No.534851457 >>534851530
>>534850349
people made an astarion replacer that makes him a chick + AI Serana voice from skyrim, so I'd assume so
Anonymous No.534851530 >>534851879
>>534851457
>AI slop mods
Anonymous No.534851716
Anonymous No.534851879
>>534851530
>not having the money to hire Laura Bailey to revoice astarion completely
>le pleb :^)
kill yourself
Anonymous No.534852287
>>534850831
irrelevant since hes not a vengeance paladin
Anonymous No.534852557 >>534852841 >>534852984 >>534854635
Wyll
Anonymous No.534852841
>>534852557
irrelevant
Anonymous No.534852947
>>534850776
Depends on the nature of the oath, I imagine. In BG3 I believe the Oath of the Crown is one made to general authority rather than a specific one.
Anonymous No.534852984
>>534852557
fun origin so far. still in act 1 with him. shit companion however
Anonymous No.534853150 >>534853431
some origins should be banned from making choices that go against their character like wyll slaughtering the grove
Anonymous No.534853162
>>534847074
Savage Attacker for all melee martials
Anonymous No.534853431 >>534853596
>>534853150
the whole point of the origins is help you roleplay an archetype, you're not supposed to roleplay as them
Anonymous No.534853596
>>534853431
nah. I cornrow my hair and smear myself with grease when I play wyll to get in character. we are not the same
Anonymous No.534853736
i take dicks in my ass when i play astarion to get in character
Anonymous No.534853891 >>534854246
Anonymous No.534854052 >>534867254
>>534850776
>was in rebellion
Against who? What higher earthly power did Ketheric answer to?
>Punishing those who allied with him
how does tormenting a remorseful ghost remedy the suffering of her friends? How does it punish the justiciar for menacing the populace and killing the men? You chose actions that didn't serve the people or the crown, they served your desire to harm others over weak justifications. This kind of flat black and white thinking isn't even autism anymore, it's sociopathy.
>>534850831
People make awful, terribly mistakes for fear of their lives and because they may bleakly hope the consequences won't be as grave as they think. Torturing a person doesn't change those mistakes.
Anonymous No.534854246
>>534853891
smooth frog
Anonymous No.534854567 >>534855029
wyll opening a chicken joint named 'the filet of frontiers'
Anonymous No.534854635
>>534852557
my nigga
no homo
Anonymous No.534854754
>heard ancient mega pack was a good mod
>install
>description said the items were balanced and spread out naturally
>start act 1
>run into like 500 magic items within the first minute

I wouldn't mind this as much if the enemies were buffed with their own magic items to compensate but this is way too much
Anonymous No.534855029 >>534855321
>>534854567
He doesn't talk to karlach since she opened KFC (Karlach's Fried Chicken)
Anonymous No.534855072 >>534865501
Apparently the self same trial now fully copies your character instead of being a generic appearance, nice
Anonymous No.534855321
>>534855029
sheeeeeit
Anonymous No.534855494
Merrill dead again
Anonymous No.534855910
Do I really have to let Astarion rape me to let him bite other people?
Anonymous No.534856094 >>534856157
Fuck the leap of faith trial
Anonymous No.534856157 >>534856635
>>534856094
what do you mean the solution is literally right there
Anonymous No.534856635
>>534856157
I know the map is right there but I often slip. especially because I play using the wasp mod
Anonymous No.534856798
>Game insta kills you if you try to cheat with a potion of flying
lmfao wtf, in the sneak trial you could kill the shadows with little consequence
Anonymous No.534857125
Arrow of transposition will not kill you.
Anonymous No.534857152 >>534859751
Man, I dunno, provoke the nig, and suffer its nog, that doin' anything for ya?
Anonymous No.534859103
Why does opening the Traveler's Chest just open Gale's inventory
I want my cape
Anonymous No.534859356 >>534861534
>actually doing those gay trials
yeah. once was enough. fuckthatshit.jpg
Anonymous No.534859751
>>534857152
AND SUFFER IT'S BLING
Anonymous No.534861534 >>534864130
>>534859356
Remember for future runs that Eversight Ring (see in blindness) plus Arrow of Transposition (might need more than 1) will let you skip the invisible maze trial.
Anonymous No.534861875
Speaking of Darkness, actual Darkness plus Arrow of Darkness are my two new fav things. There's so much shit you can get away with by being in darkness.
Anonymous No.534861973 >>534862059
>"guard" who is actually a merchant throws acid all over alfira, who takes damage from it constantly because she's not in combat, despite being the thing I'm attacking
Anonymous No.534862059 >>534862809
>>534861973
If she's not in combat can't she just cast regain hitpoints on self?
Anonymous No.534862809
>>534862059
You'd think
Anonymous No.534863827 >>534864328
>no resilient CON mentions
You guys aren't true casters
Anonymous No.534864130
>>534861534
yeah thats cool. those two spells I already pick let me skip every trial
Anonymous No.534864328
>>534863827
bro your sorcerer
Anonymous No.534865501 >>534865858 >>534866063
>>534855072
Yes, and they copy *everything*, including some bullshit ass spells some mods add: that encounter has become one of the scariest ones in Honor Mode, probably the most challenging.

Fortunately, the Shadow Party is limited at Four and doesn't copy summons/extra party members.
Anonymous No.534865760 >>534872690 >>534872859
>>534849757
for me its Astarion's face
and Wyll's
Anonymous No.534865858 >>534866429
>>534865501
Ugh your hair edits ugh!
Anonymous No.534866013 >>534867678
>how can I make this about my slop and cheating?
Anonymous No.534866063 >>534866429 >>534867287
>>534865501
lol where's that one fag that says "YoU dIdN't BeAt ThE gAmE!!/" when you need em? fucking clown show
Anonymous No.534866429 >>534877115
>>534866063
>>534865858

Hey, I already know what I like!
Anonymous No.534866629
minthara craves the BGC.
Anonymous No.534867254
>>534854052
>What higher earthly power did Ketheric answer to?
What's important is the higher power I answer to. If he impugns on my oath, then he's fair game.
>how does tormenting a remorseful ghost remedy the suffering of her friends
Well this gets into whether justice should be rehabilitative or punitive and to call punitive justice sociopathic is peak retardation. I know dnd is a neutered american shitlibs dream of fantasy but punitive justice is nothing new in the setting and a crown paladin being punitive is keeping within his oaths.
Anonymous No.534867287 >>534877115
>>534866063
The swine is an attention whore. Bragging about cheating is actually one of its least offensive traits, as demonstrated by its recent claim that a non-character is, in fact, a character despite lacking the agency required for personhood. This is all it has to offer. Slop and crass stupidity.
Anonymous No.534867387 >>534867529 >>534867602
thinking about where will i take Shadowheart for our honeymoon
Anonymous No.534867529 >>534867709
>>534867387
to church
Anonymous No.534867602
>>534867387
The goodberry farm
Anonymous No.534867678
>>534866013
cute frog
Anonymous No.534867709
>>534867529
I've always tadpoled people with armor and clothes that covered their entire bodies.
Now these squid-infected veiny shadowjugs awakened something in me.
Anonymous No.534868816 >>534869226 >>534870071
Is it normal to finish moonrise towers before you go to baldurs gate?
If I use illithid powers will it bite me in the ass later?
Anonymous No.534868887 >>534869630 >>534869691 >>534874396
why is shart bitching at me for killing the cleric bitch? doesn't she know who she worships?
Anonymous No.534869226
>>534868816
Once you travel to BG you can't come back to Moonrise
Anonymous No.534869630
>>534868887
>Shadowheart actually not supporting evil acts
Everyone knows she bad at being evil, now go rescue some puppies and kittens to get some approval with this alleged "neutral evil" cleric.
Anonymous No.534869691
>>534868887
shart moment
Anonymous No.534870071
>>534868816
>Is it normal to finish moonrise towers before you go to baldurs gate?
its not "normal", its the only way
Anonymous No.534871669
i think i wanna quit using porn, advice?
Anonymous No.534871887 >>534872038 >>534875604
about to finish the game and just now realized that Astarion is a high elf instead of a human
Anonymous No.534872038 >>534873131
>>534871887
Bro his quest is literally called "The Pale Elf"
Anonymous No.534872690
>>534865760
the coloring is so good
Anonymous No.534872859 >>534873078 >>534874671 >>534874868
>>534865760
btw I just noticed...what the frog happened to the space alien here?
Anonymous No.534873078
>>534872859
the guy killed lae'zel after meeting her and her body showed up in camp and now it's part of the lore
Anonymous No.534873131
>>534872038
i accept defeat
Anonymous No.534873282
What kind of spells does a Shadow Sorcerer even specialize in?
Anonymous No.534874396
>>534868887
she was rewritten and is just a wholesome uwu girl with a thin act 1 sharran veneer
Anonymous No.534874671 >>534874868
>>534872859
he's a giant faggot
Anonymous No.534874868
>>534872859
>>534874671
wait, is this art made after a particular run?
Anonymous No.534875403 >>534875839 >>534875951
Why is 75% of this community reposting the same disgusting gay fanart
Anonymous No.534875604
>>534871887
smartest anon
Anonymous No.534875626
Oak father preserve us
Anonymous No.534875839
>>534875403
shut up man
Anonymous No.534875951
>>534875403
it’s a game for childless millennials
Anonymous No.534876075 >>534878636 >>534878747
Anonymous No.534876137
I swear it's easier to find the clit than it is to throw stuff in this game sometimes
Anonymous No.534877115
>>534866429
true and real.

>>534867287
*tip tip tip*
Anonymous No.534878636
>>534876075
what too much missionary does to a motherfucker
Anonymous No.534878704 >>534879912
Anonymous No.534878747 >>534880180
>>534876075
the fuck is that tav
Anonymous No.534879610
Thief swords bard astarion dual wielding hand xbows
Anonymous No.534879912
>>534878704
alluring frog
Anonymous No.534880180 >>534880305
>>534878747
You mean my MC? What is wrong with him?
Anonymous No.534880305 >>534881470 >>534883456
>>534880180
He looks like Snape
Anonymous No.534881470
>>534880305
wdym he's not black
he looks like Johnbal Dursgate the THird
Anonymous No.534881625
Anonymous No.534881679 >>534883012
Dawnmaster SNEED
Anonymous No.534883012
>>534881679
Dawnmaster SKEKhold
Anonymous No.534883147
I wish that guy who enjoyed BDSM at the goblin camp was sexable
Anonymous No.534883456 >>534883751 >>534884929 >>534885030
>>534880305
hes literally me irl
Anonymous No.534883541
Anonymous No.534883751
>>534883456
He's cute
Anonymous No.534883980 >>534884375
is it weird to make your entire party wear the same colour?
Anonymous No.534884175 >>534884234
New thread when?
Anonymous No.534884234
>>534884175
I'l make one dedicated to the drag queen owner of the circus
Anonymous No.534884375 >>534884582
>>534883980
yes
Anonymous No.534884582 >>534884818
>>534884375
Where is Minsc and Halsin?
Anonymous No.534884818 >>534884873
>>534884582
Minsc wasn't recruited yet at the time, here he is tho.

and Halsin fulfilled his true purpose: being kidnapped by Orin after diddl-
rescuing Oliver.
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>>534884818
>Halsin fulfilled his true purpose: being kidnapped by Orin

MY FUCKING SIDES
Anonymous No.534884929
>>534883456
He's cringe
Anonymous No.534885030
>>534883456
Elf Snape is based.
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>>534885185
>>534885185
>>534885185
Anonymous No.534885601
Remember when the pig said it would never post its slop past its bedtime? Yeah.