>>534657106

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registration
https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

>league questionnaire
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY

Panda nakadashi!

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Any girl whose surname is "Suzumiya" is automatically shit.

>>534711527
Filthy "Morikawa" hands typed this comment

Panda's face is not stupid she's Chinese

I wish I didn't have autism so I could just stop this

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>534712023
>sanma

>>534712407
>2m and 4m in sanma

>>534711527

>>534712106
heeeyyyyy juties!

>>534712519
>me when I'm retarded and I take a joke literally

rape mikoposters

>>534712664
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>534712531
yeah, I see his point, Haruhi is boomer trash that is only popular because there was barely anything else pandering to their OwO she is so cute :3

>>534712764
>me when I double down

>>534712841
>me when I triple down

>>534712771
Collab soon

>>534713291
I'll be the famous Mikuru

>>534713291
Does anyone actually still care about haruhi?

>>534712713
yes please

Koito big win

>>534712023
hatsu looks like a space invader

Nobody cares h(Aru)hi

>>534713450
for me endless 8 killed the hype and dissappearance was a nice closure to the haruhi era.

>>534713450
yes, me

>>534713880
>endless 8
What were they thinking?

>>534714217
>kyoanifans are so retarded they would eat up literal shit on a platter if we put our logo on it

and they were right

>>534714217
"we're going to make kino"

>>534714351
and they actually did it the madlads

Endless 8 is actually a masterpiece as long as your IQ is high enough to get it

>>534711225 (OP)
What a stupid face!

Haruhi was only popular because it was the young internets babbys first moeshit
It's extremely mediocre and is falling off hard now because zoomers won't look at it twice

I passed out the last 2 days, thanks to who ever tucked me into bed.

Fu is just a way to scam newbies out of extra points in autotable

>>534711390
Are you Arab by any chance

>>534712023
Someone needs to make a pixel jane4 on the map

I fucking hate noggers

>>534715313
yes habibi

>>534714885
I'm sure it was mostly the novelty of showing the episodes in jumbled order, which was a fun way to watch it.

TIME PARADOGS

>>534715985

>haruhi filters zoomers
all the more reason to like it, since we're all 30 year old boomers here i declare it /mjg/core

I bet you faggots actually think NGE is good

>>534716325
I hated it already when it was airing on MTV at latenights in germany back in 2005

I bet you faggots actually think koito is good

>>534707210
Unfortunately, I am not very keen buying anything that has a higher shipping fee than the product itself.
I bought picrel for 10$, and shipping was around 30$ (from buyee, mercari wasn't that far off either), only so I can say that I own a physical goodie.
The digital version of the book I uploaded was ~20$ during a sale, purchasing it physical on those sites is about 33$, for a total of 60$+. I'd rather spend that on skeb instead.

off to work

>>534716516
Don't you dare badmouth Koito-sama!!

K-On! collab incoming.

>>534716742
I will be the famous Yui.

>>534716742
with RC

>>534715313
Burger

Katawa Shoujo collab incoming
>>534716516
She's good for certain things.

star trek collab when

>>534716639
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
DON'T WANT TO DON'T WANT TO DON'T WANT TO

Sunday afternoon...

>>534716940
What's so bad about being a prostitute?

Stop giving me Sunday blues.

>when you search a song by an extremely edgy band and the brainrot Youtube manages to recommend you is even more disturbing than what you were looking for
Bra-fucking-vo

>>534717063
Marvelous!

Any queueuers in 5 minutes?

>>534716940
I have to hand in my bachelor exam tomorrow, we can trade if you want

>>534717372
I am physically unable, but I'll sit in the lobby to fuck with the player numbers if you want

Sunday...

>>534717461
T-thanks

Sundae...

I don't have to keep track of the day of the week

>>534717063
Back to work tomorrow

I'm at work right now

imagine going to work
euroneetkeks stay winning

>>534716667
Sheentia...grow a spine...

HINA BAD

2 in queue.

How come Asians are PC illiterate and play games mostly on consoles, but their PC-exclusive games (mostly eroge) have either extremely limited gamepad support or they don't support gamepads at all? I'm always pleasantly surprised when I play GIGA games, because they always provide an extremely sophisticated gamepad configuration menu like pic related (there's even a ruler for PlayStation and Xbox controller!). Same with their more primitive visual novels. Other companies? Maybe Button 1 works as a left click, but it's impossible to properly bind voice repeat without using external tools.
Same thing with MJS. Why don't modern mahjong clients support game controllers? I'm probably not the only one who would love to play from the couch instead of clicking the tiles like a retard. The Strive anon could even use his meme controller.

>>534718324
If you want to play from the couch, play on mobile.

>>534714885
Nah, it was actually good, you are just too dumb to get it.

>>534718324
Too much time playing eroge and games on PC-98/MSX/FM Towns/X68K instead of learning how to use computers like C64 chads

Queue up or I shoot.

I'm at work

>>534717063
I like this song

>>534719431
pull the trigger, free me

2/3 in the tourney lobby

I was hoping to get top 15 in sanma tourney

I've given up on the tourney.
Shan't bother unless you haven't finished your 8 games or have a realistic chance of qualifying if I job for you.

>>534720898
Its honestly just really unfun if you dont like sanma. Surprising I know

>>534721065
It was fun enough, I've just had my fill.

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

does anyone need more games for the tourney? I'll stay in the queue another hour or so if so

shan't queue when I'm already top 9

shall job to mess up the top 9

Mahjong Hourouki (1984) starts in circa 15 minutes at 8PM UTC. I turned the subtitles yellow for that one anon's request. We should finish it by 10PM.
https://live.fc2.com/60487572/

>>534721754
kodomo wouldn't do that

>>534722543
She would. I would too.

>me when I see a female

>>534722673
stop slandering kodomo, she would never play sanma

>me when i see a little girl

>>534722457

>>534722457

>Approximately 200,000 to 300,000 people climb Mount Fuji every year. This makes it one of the most climbed mountains in the world
Slut

>>534722543
koromo jobbed the finals on purpose cause she wanted to see saki luckshit

I'm only playing one more sanma game since im watching the movie so get in the queue if you want your points

>7 online
>one match ongoing

>>534723449
I'm just watching

I want to die on Fuji

>>534723372
Make fun of it all you want but if you haven't been there then you wouldn't get it. You don't understand. The life I live is so much more interesting and dynamic than yours it may be fucking impossible for you to grasp this but I will try to make this simple. I live here. I do cool shit all the time. I have been to Mogra multipe times. I fucking toured the whole fucking country this summer, I have lots of things to do and lots of things on my mind. I love Mogra. When I can go I do, but it slipped my mind because I simply was busy with other things. Do you understand? Maybe for your pathetic life going to Mogra is a once in a lifetime chance that you plan months in advance but it isnt for me. I climbed Mt Fuji 36 hours ago, what did you do? I cant go tonight, but I can go tomorrow night. Does that frustrate you? Kill yourself.

>>534723607
anon it's a joke about the character fu ji

>>534723710
No it isn't he specifically mentioned Mount Fuji, nto the character!

>>534722457
Started.

I climb and mount Fu Ji every night
What's the big deal?

>>534723372
Why would you climb an active volcano? What if it erupts?

I need to see Fu Ji erupt

>>534723919
IIIIKKKKUUUUUUU

>>534723919
That costs extra, gweilo.

stop saying the f-slur

>>534725418
fr*nch

Throwing games isnt fun

pic related of me not playing mahjong

Good games all, I have 16 matches now. Sanma is fun.

lol
lmao
Maybe this is true for whales.

>>534726571
>Sanma is fun
Turns out sanma is just good casual fun despite the memes of this general.

>>534725418
Yeah, I hate f*xes

>>534726571
No it isn't.

I do not care for sanma

>>534727279

Wrong general.

>>534727535
Care to direct me to the right one then bravo?

>>534727279
Sanmaggots are taking players away from our red-blooded yonma friendlies

>>534727692
you faggots cry over every little dama
sanmachads understand how important it is

>>534727797
Complaining about damas is a joke that you were too autistic to get.

Losing to anons that don't deserve it irritates me so much.

Winning against anons when I don't deserve it feels so good.

>>534723372
Why do they climb?

someone is cheating in the tourney

Listening to Power Rangers music.
This shit shouldn't be so catchy.

>>534729320
So they can descend

>>534729379
Investigate!

>>534728918
Have you tried corrective rape?

>>534729379
we like him though so it's allowed

>>534730283
so true fgotranny so true!

>2 online
I missed the tourney surge so I guess I won't get my games.

Holy based retard. Nyaggers are my greatest allies.

2025 master is about 2021 adept

>>534716638
Has anyone scanned this book yet?

>>534730552
>Soup hag didn't drop a single pin tile before the riichi, surely this 5p is safe plus it's suji, right, RIGHT?!

>>534728785
what a good post

>>534730552
>definition of being unlucky and dealing-in no matter what because the game hates you
>"haha le retard"
No u

i have 17 tickets, and average pull per character is about 3%, what are the chances of me becoming the famous snake anon?

>>534731796
Not 0%

>>534731796
You just gotta keep playing her after all the fotm whales move on

>>534731796
17 + 3 = 200%

>>534730552
why would he fold an expensive suit 5 at end of the game?

>>534729482
After 10000 years, I'm finally FREE!

300 faith to redeem …

>>534731676
4m was genbutsu against both riichis and the wait is worse. Dealing into birdhag would have been very unfortunate but not retarded. Thankfully for me, he chose to be based instead :^)

>>534731796
1-(1-m)^n where
n = number of rolls
m = odds for the thing you're rolling for
I don't remember what the actual odds for exclusive characters is though, I remember it's something stupid like 1.5%

>>534731676
discarding urasuji in this situation is retarded though

>>534731796
ultra limiteds are 1% THOUGH

>watch anons make the worst play possible
>gets called based

>me making the best play possible
>check vod
>gets called retarded

>>534732823
If you're not the commentator's mahjong crush you get treated like shit, simple as.

>>534732823
based retard

>>534732823
I haven't watched the VODs I'm in because I'm scared the commentators will make fun of me.

>>534732823
Post your play

>>534733003
They did

how do i get saki mahjong superpowers

>>534732823
>make worst play possible
>get called retarded
>it works out
>Commentator seethes

It's like heroin

>>534733101
sex with children

>>534733117
Anons want to think this but almost every commentator loves watching you do retarded plays. And whether you win or lose they will laugh at it.

>>534732952
I thought all of my commentators were nice

>>534730552
Holy retard.

>>534733273
Then you're the mahjong kitten

>>534733273
that's because you're a huge slut

WWYD? Kamicha cut 3s on turn 6.

>>534733101
you dont, people watch saki once and think they are "the one" lmao

>>534730552
based play since 4m is more likely to come out

A cringe Steve top. Me and ~*. Me and fucking ~*. That's fucking right. I rejected the sanshoku. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a tanyao nomi and I never fucking will. 4 han minimum baby. Til' the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the ippatsumo. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT'S THIS ONE. My insane draws. Right here! THIS is the dora right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual naga log of it and I'mma have to review it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the hatsu. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my hand is? Right in the FUCKING first row!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING haneman baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking discard order I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait, I wait, right when he starts cutting middle tiles to try to push tenpai. The dama ron. 1500. Two quick calls. I already know I'm gettin' toitoi on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE! Mentanpin, SANSHOKU! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again. I waited for the cut in too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be ura yon" and it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing in team chat guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got TOP! I'm not fucking jobbing, YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I BROKE TENPAI TO END THE GAME I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

>>534733101
there was that guy on grinchlantis whose saki power was that if he took a dogshit wait on a 5 he was guaranteed to get it, you should ask him

>>534733420
I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON
DONT NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT ON THE STREETS
UNDER THE SUN THE BASTARD SON
WILL POP THE GLOCK TO FEED HIMSELF AND FAMILY

>>534733420
You become "The One" after the third watch

>>534733543
I... AM STEEVE

>>534733413
8p

>commentators can't call me retarded when I do bad plays because my rank is higher than theirs

>>534726219

>>534733413
take you out back and give you the old smoochie

>>534733413
2s, dealing to toimen is whatever, high chance of second here anyways, might as well take some risk, don't feel like playing another round.

>>534733413
8p, I'll take a 2nd place here.

>>534733543
K-kino...

>>534733543
Based.

>>534733712
that's never stopped me before, analqueen

My Saki superpowers is unironically being able to get meme yakus.
Not that it's helpful much, since I lose most of my games, but at least it's cool.

>>534733413
8p hard fold
Not a lot of sujis left don't risk it, second's fine

>>534733712
>le..toshakanus!

My super power is tsumo after someone chase riichis

>commentators are like kekxperts and m1loopers on "main", but their true ranks are saint+
Feels bad man

My super power is playing perfectly like a bot to increase my win rate by 5%

My superpower is throwing the first hand to tank my mortal scores, but getting 99% accuracy after.

doko

worko

>>534733703
>>534733845
>>534733859
>>534734257
Wasn't really the best of draws, the amount of tiles I'd be willing to push in this position was not very high. However, the early 3s and 4s drops made me go with risking it with 2s specifically, even if there's also a chance of 2nd with a toimen deal-in. Toimen did tedashi pei right before this though.
I thought I could float the game winning tenpai until the next dangerous draw, and try to close it out now. If kami tsumos I'm 2nd either way, and my lead isn't that big to guarantee winning after ryuukyoku, so I wanted to fight a bit

>>534734883
hotwheelz...

>>534734503
massive cope, some are good, but seeing the commentator make the worst reads possible, despite having full info, and then have the audacity to seethe at my play, then get angry when I get rewarded for the making the correct play.
nothing brings me more ecstasy.

>>534722457
thank you for the stream
will you post the subs anywhere?

>>534735376
this. riggens has to be the kekiest commentator

>>534722457
Movie ended. Thank you for everyone who tuned in.
>>534735559
I noticed nine typos in total, I will fix them tomorrow then post the subs. I will say it's a success with 1200+ lines in total. I might make a hardsub version as well.

>>534735376
Anon... this never happened. wake up

>commentator says they love watching me play

>commentator sounds bored as he simply announces that i dealt in again

>>534736268
I love you

>>534736268

Panda swimsuit today

>have above average luck
>commentators call me a luckshitter the entire stream

>have below average luck all my games
>commentators call me retarded

>>534736634
I hope you're right I'll be edging for the next 4 hours

have sex with one commentator
he won't stop edging whenever he commentates my games

>have hilariously bad luck
>at least the commentators found it funny

I make retarded plays on purpose for the enjoyment of commentators and the people watching.

>>534736634
Nu huh

>>534736268
Don't fall for the manipulators, they just want you to keep your unoptimal playstyleso you're easy prey whenever they meet you in a game

>>534736268
another anon told me that my favorite anon streamed my game and complimented me alot, i clipped it and watch it daily, i will be happy for the rest of the year.

BRING WPLACE BACK UP RIGHT NYAO, I NEED TO DRAW MAHJONG CHARACTERS

>>534737035
Where tho

>>534737035
Sorry bro, you can't draw that. Only tranny flags and undertale characters allowed.

>>534737423
le... notarubaggie!

>>534737372
Wrong

wwyd

>>534737795
tsumogiri

>>534737795
tsumogiri

>>534737895
2s, its the right and only play

>>534737795
2s

>>534737992
5m is too dangerous to hold onto

>>534738087
I don't care it's 50/50

>>534737795
2s

>>534737795
2s

>>534737795
I'm a visionary.
9s and we turn this into tanyao dora 3 instead of riichi dora 3

Can we get some sanma wwyds, never seen them ever.

>>534737782
>draws a tranny

>>534737795
2s

>>534738329
Make them yourself if you want to get >sanma replies that badly

>>534737795
6m

t. Expert1

>>534737035
my fomo is extending to the idea that the summer camp anons have probably marked where they were staying on the map but we'll never know where to look

>>534738325
Based...

>>534738345
Why is the show named after one of the least interesting characters.

>>534738345
>tranny
Keep your burger fantasies to yourself mutt

saki more like sexy

>>534738641
Back off dude

>>534737895
>>534737950
>>534737992
>>534738030
>>534738261
>>534738303
>>534738325
>>534738403
>>534738539

I live in a major city so I can't draw mahjongas in wplace, it's already filled with gay redditor crap.

>>534738757
I started day 1 hour 1 so my major city has ichihime in the middle, skill issue

I want to draw my main in my city, but my paranoid schizophrenia tells me that one of you guys will see it and deduce its me.

Don't look at New Delhi

>>534739049
People already put themselves on the map that is easy to access and check through the link, what makes you think anyone will care enough to browse through a random country's random city or countryside only to find (You)?

Majsoul Friends Room 57824(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57824

>>534739234
nta, but i've been doing that

>>534739382
And how is that any more efficient than checking the /mjg/ map? Could you even find any /mjg/ art?

>>534739274
started

>>534711225 (OP)
I Spent 100 Days In /mjg/

>>534739774
I'm sorry

>>534739554
I will take the lack of answer as a no

>>534739274
started

>>534740568
What's the wait here?

lol

>>534740643
69 cute euro

>>534740643
369m

>>534740872
oh no no no burgerkeks not like this

>>534740872
pfft

>>534740797
what the fuck is that outfit

>>534740797
She would be perfect with brown eyes

>>534741212
heterochromia beats everything

>>534741285
It's the same heterochromia Chris-chan has, I can never not see it that way

>>534741285
It's the most minimal effort way to add a 'quirk' to an anime character .. akin to having them bad at cooking

>>534741360
chris-chan fucks thoughbeit

>>534741380
>most minimal effort
No, that would be silver hair and red eyes
Heterochromia is a dying breed

>>534741491

>>534741767
Leave it to the chinks to care about pseudo eugenics

>>534740872
ummm touristices???

>>534741212
Total heterochromia death

>>534742836
I'll be honest, I thought you were full of it but that really is an improvement

>>534742836
can you paint her hair blonde

>>534742836
my heart

>>534742836
She looks...good?!

>>534742836
good heterochromia is freakishly distracting i dontk now which eye to look at

Go play some ranked. Now.

Are you supposed to tameron the notoriously famous tameronners when you ron them?
Or do you act as an adult and insta-win?

>>534743786
I do nothing for 20 seconds and then ron them

>>534743786
youre supposed wait 25 seconds and kick them from your lobby

>>534743786
I report their account for cheating

>>534743786
tameron them on the telly for the commentator reactions, otherwise insta ron

>>534742836
ruined

>>534743786
Revenge is le bad.
I shall not become the same as my enemy that I strive to defeat.

>>534743786
I'll autowin unless they piss me off, in which case I'll wait the full 25 seconds.

Man the used car market is so trash

queue

I tameron

>>534744962
hmm nyoo

/mjg/ better pray I never roll Cynthia, because her emotes pack is straight up made for tameronning.

Total shu death in 32 minutes. Cytube/r/gentlemenofthekan.

>>534743786
yes, also booty get mad when you dama him, the irony.

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>534745386
I've genuinely never met a more retarded human being on this website

>>534745978
Really? Do you not go outside this thread?

>>534745978

>>534746154
I do.

Still trying to deicde on what I want to force thread culture for next league to maximize my shitposting.

>>534713291
>all white
anon's nightmare...

>the genius behind the defeat of Cao Cao at the battle of red cliffs
>spends the rest of the story being a comical idiot to make Zhuge Liang look good

The only time I've tameronned someone was when I rolled saturne just because he has the emotes for it

>>534745978
I could name 5 anons here more retarded

>>534746286
League nana

>>534746463
His ron line is really good.

>>534746474
name 5

>>534746367
We MUST make Zhuge Liang look like a Mary Sue even though historically he was a mediocre commander.

you can't fuck a png

I can though, I have a printer

>>534747178
He had a world class bussy.

Bravo, faggots

>>534746367
Just finished the end of episode 2

>>534746940
florg
sio
eigamma
socculta
onpu

>>534746367
Its insane how they tried to assassinate his character but he is still completely based and correct most the time

>>534748297
Leave my wife Sio alone

>>534748297
leave my 4th favorite schizo alone

Im in the bathroom and I realized too late there is no toilet paper
What the fuck do I do now

>>534748878
The needful

>>534748878
Just use your hands

>>534749005
>>534749007

>>534749005
>>534749007

>>534748878
situation resolved I found some pads in the bathroom trashcan and just used those

>>534749207
trans win again!

Abhorrent post.

>>534749501
Anon, cutting your dick open doesn't magically give you ovaries

Think I'm gonna be sick
Tranny freaks in American hours

I'm at work and I'm sick

how easy is kana to trick into sex?
could I just tell her I can make her an idoru?

>>534750196
Very easy. Yes.

>>534749005
>>534749007
Wtf???

>>534750196
She's already an idoru.
I think you could trick her with food, though, she's a real glutton.

>>534749005
>>534749007
Disgusting

koko

Majsoul Friends Room 31262(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31262

Tameron tabernac tameron tabernac

>>534750739
no thanks

>>534751152
Bro joined and then immediately disconnected and posted this.

>>534750739
We 3/4 by the way. Average cock size: 6.5 inches.

Why does Yakuza mahjong look like this? Are they stupid?

>>534750739
Started. Average cock size: 2.5 inches.

>>534751815
>6.5 * 75% -> 4.9
who got the dick snip?

>>534751689
It was shocking playing in yakuza 8 and have no idea how I got into mahjong playing with this interface in yakuza 0

I only found out recently that people will ignore your flaws if you're a pleasant person to be around.

>>534751925
What if it's a girl so we had to add a negative number

My first ryanpeker

>>534752367
you have to be attractive first and foremost

>>534752367
It depends on the person.
For example I'm an idealist and I can't compromise.
Therefore I'm friendless and alone because I hate everyone.

>>534752504
nice
still waiting for my first...

>>534750739
Hey guys I forgot to bond my hat. Can I duck out for a minute and join back in after I bond her?

>>534752504
I'm so happy we got best couple in this game

>>534752367
the justifications people give for liking/disliking someone are almost always retroactive
you either give off good vibes or exude an ick, but they'll make up other reasons to avoid putting it so plainly

>>534751689
What's wrong with it

>>534752789
Gil is for Enkidu and rapist Gil is a terrible character

>>534752724
>>534750739
I'm not in the room, but is this hat the celestial?

>>534752367
Does that mean W****** could get away with botting in ranked, since we love him so much?

>>534752367
nah, i always dodge smoker

>>534753138
Heck no

>got overtaken in the sanma rankings
this uma is so fucking bullshit
one luckshitter can receive the equivalent of FOUR 1st places in a single match

>>534753272

>>534753686
>he tried to luckshit a few games and then run away
Get fucked.

>>534753686
"this uma is so fucking bullshit," she murmured to herself as she queued up for another round of shitty haipai generator the game

There are multiple Sanma bots now, I just thought it was interesting.

>>534753686
Welcome to sanma

>>534753851
>reward for getting 1st place in ranked:
>+160
>reward for getting 1st place in tourney:
>+15
why the fuck would you even care about winning when nothing matters in the face of someone luckshitting 5 times in a row on their dealer turn

>>534754127
Sliding uma makes sense for sanma but I don't think MJS has it

>luckshitter mad at others luckshitting more

>>534754067
i only know about https://review.bigcoach.work/
what are the other ones

>they wasted their time with a gimmick tourney instead of padding their stats in friendlies

>>534754372
i already have saint+ friendly performance

>>534754263
pretend hypothetically for fun I didn't know what sliding uma is. how would you describe it?

>>534742935
This is the best I can do. Darker tone hair's way easier for me to do than finding a good looking hue for blonde.

>>534754752
Reduce saturation

>>534754595
Uma spread changes based around a target score

>>534740797
>>534742836
why have i literally never fucking seen this skin despite playing more ranked than anyone in /mjg/???

2 more hours for Hannah Swimsuit. This time for sure

today I got a very swift reminder that if you want to succeed, you have to abandon your mahjong soul
for a brief moment I considered it too

>>534755283
Yakumans aren't real

Shall be making a brown eyed Sara emote set when I return to the pc

>>534754841
Alright, that did the trick.
I don't want to take up anymore image slots with these edits so I'm catbox'ing any further revisions
https://files.catbox.moe/boldbv.png

>>534750739
gg un expected turn of events

>>534750739
gg nya
brutal nya

>>534750739
GG.

>>534755838
Still too yeller

>>534755838
thanks now there's more room for kodomo

Nevertheless, the name "Yuzu" is today still commonly used in Chinese as an epithet for someone so incompetent at a task that no amount of assistance will help them succeed.

>>534755283
A yakuman here wasn't that unlikely and would have allowed you to not care about the rest of the game.
A mangan is whatever

>>534756604
winning a mangan here is massive. additionally the hand is completely bricked against two riichis

Umapyoi! Umapyoi!

Mangans are forever~

>>534756657
I'll stop coping if you show me the wall and other hands.

>>534756869
7s deals into shimo.

>>534757059
But if you dropped 7s instead of nan it wouldn't have dealt in, or was it dama?

>>534756776
Get in the taxi, Cynthia-chan

>>534757171
if I'm dropping 67s I cut from the inside so 6s first
regardless toimen also ippatsumos

>>534755890
https://files.catbox.moe/1189wl.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gsbnca.png
If it's still not good enough, here's the .psd file
https://files.catbox.moe/csxj1y.psd

Good morning eurobros.
Good night burgerkeks.
https://files.catbox.moe/pf0veh.png

Delete that catbox right now

>>534757867

I'm going to sleep, the swimsuit will go to Hibiki btw

>>534757454
As /mjg/'s greatest artist and emote editor, I will demonstrate.

>>534758685
Make her eyes blue.

>>534758816
And make her skin light and peachy while you’re at it

make her naked aswell

I'll make her pregnant

Add doll joints

>>534755497
make nyagger red eye too, her actual eye color

>>534758685
Since you are taking requests, can you make her tits bigger?

Make her bald.

Then give her a wig.

>>534758685
Thanks, I was getting embarrassed fumbling about. I'll ingrain this lesson into my soul.

give her a robotic leg

then give her a robotic arm

>>534758685
Give her a cool flaming sword and a necklace with a skull.

also make her an albino swordswoman

>>534758685
maybe when im no longer here

now turn her into a snow leopard girl and dress her in a swimsuit

>>534759838
Chop chop, get to work.
You have Sara stevefication to do.

The blonde hair does look hideous though

Turn her into a pickle

>>534759489
NTA but you have to play with the blending modes for color edits

>>534759919
i only take requests from /jong/ nowadays

>>534760040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-_sll8PFq8

Just made this completely original character. What should I name her?

>>534760345
Eve Cring

I'm dinning fish.

I'm dead

>>534760345
Chris Kringle

>>534760345
She looks awesome! With her silver hair, red eyes, and sci-fi vibe (especially the high-tech-looking buttons and glove), here are a few name ideas that match her style:

Cool & Futuristic Names

Aeris – sleek and airy, fits her light silver hair

Nova – for a stellar and strong-sounding name

Kairo – modern and slightly mysterious

Lunette – inspired by the moon and her silvery look

Vira – short and techy, with a slightly elegant touch

Names with Character & Theme

Syntra – sounds synthetic + strong, like an AI or enhanced human

Eira – derived from a word meaning "snow," suits her cool color palette

Redshift – a nickname or codename inspired by her red eyes (space-themed)

Dr. Noctis – if she’s a scientist or has a mysterious backstory

wtf I'm a massive lucklet

>>534758816
>>534759274
>>534759489
>>534760096
Actually, you need to use gradient maps for the most control over color.

>>534761153
awooga

Make her white

i hate hanner

i love hanner

I hate hate

>>534761060
I wish I had your luck.

Make Photoshop/Gimp book 1, A&C is soon

Can I reuse my submission I made last year but wasn't allowed to enter, even if I posted it in the thread already

I just took my weekly shower.

>>534761680
The truth is that anons should be using Krita.

>>534761645
Surely your stats can't be even worse than these.

>>534762012
As soon as I learn how to draw, I'm turning all MJS characters into amputee gokarts

how many more days/months to A&C?

30 mins
going to bomb yostar if it's not Hannah Swimsuit

>>534762385
don't, else i will take your hands

>>534762325
These are the stats I had to climb out of Gold with, the Ura rate got down to 13% over 100 matches at one point before I ranked out.

I'm predicting Kana swimsuit!

>>534762505
Only if you turn me into a gokart as well.

>>534762509
Holy shit, I'm sorry. That's really rough.

>>534762446
Don't settle just for any swimsuit. We want sling shot bikini with lots of belly.

>>534762446
>>534762592
We already know who is next

>>534762385
Thanks for reminding me of gokart sheep and weird steampunk contraption mirai

>>534762385
thats my fetish

>>534762720
The simplest explanation is that the game is rigged and hates us.

>>534763079
You have an extremely funny fetish.
Can you post a folder of it or something? I don't know what to google.

>>534763294
https://mjgbooru.com/post/2727

Removing Steve's limbs and turning her into a honda civic.

>>534739221
kek

>>534762602
don't use my wife/emperor to shitpost you freak

>>534761153
Stop making her tits bigger

Steve is a stock bottom end K24 that someone shoved giant turbo on

Cynthia animated outfit in 10 minutes

Yuzu needs another animated swimsuit outfit.

>>534763636
>used goods troon wife
She's a shitpost on her own.

Yeah, I'm thinking is Momer turn.

you guys know there's still 3 months left to arts and crafts right

I'm going to make a mega mahjongtron

My wife shall attain the victory that is the vaunted swimsuit outfit.

I'm making a musical.

*HONK HONK*

>>534764648
Imagine turning the nyagger into a gokart like that and then driving it into a wall.

Calling it now, is gonna be Mario outfit

>>534764406
It's time.

>>534764773
Nu huh

>>534764648
DELET DIS!

Shouldn't the greeting event be up by now?

Another Fu Ji win.

>>534765235

NIGGER ASS GAME

>>534765235

>>534765235
grinchlantis bros...

>>534765235

>>534765235

>>534765235
But Momo is not Chinese

Momo is too young to drink

Uhhh, h*annahkeks??? We lost AGAIN???

>>534765235

>>534765235
CUTE TUMMY EROI ToT

>>534765235
>momer's tummy and fatter thighs and butt

>Japan twitter didn't post it
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/1954739555594326205

doko

I'M SO FUCKING MAD AND DISAPPOINTED

>>534764648
At least Tenshi has all of her limbs

>bingo
I hate this event

>>534765686
A chubby loli in a swimsuit is fine too

>>534765235
YOU
HAVE
ENOUGH
YOU HAVE ENOUGH
YOU FUCKER

>>534765256
>>534765330
>>534765493
good meme

>>534764406
>>534764935
Momer bros, we won so bigly!

Majsoul Friends Room 40997(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40997

>>534765934
Steve doesn't have a driver's license, she only got in the car to take a picture.

>>534766069
Ugh... what could've been...

My turn tomorrow!

>>534766032
Anon...
>>534763498

>>534766032
The government doesn't want you to know this but you don't need a license to drive a car. You can just get rid of the IID. Now join.

>>534765934
3/4

Yostar commissions loli skins so that they can fund their real passion, which is Hannah skins.

>>534765235
I knew it!

>>534765934
Started.

where's the new banner

>>534765235
>dog shit emote

Steve failed her driver's license exam four times.

>>534765235
IT'S NOT LEWD ENOUGH

>>534765623
?

>>534766631
Spongebob ass half-clanker.

>>534766631
It's better to keep trying instead of accepting defeat.

>>534766853
It's late

>>534767057
You are late!

Momo is a child.

>>534765235
Don't think I'll be redeeming. I like this one more.

Out of 10.

>>534767237
If you are a true Momo player you need all of her emotes

>>534767221
Out of 10

>>534767362
Wonder who could be behind this post.

>When I failed my middle school entrance exam, I told myself I would become stronger. I gave it my all, never giving up, never backing down. The second time I failed too, but I passed on the third.

>>534765235
Another deserved Momer outfit

Over before it even started

>>534767927
You only need to get second in Sanma to count as a win

>>534768120

>>534758685
can you make her a child

Wheres the yuzu outfit

Hina Momo's *snifffff* soiled diapers *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFA*

>it's a C MAKA rating Saber luckshits episode again
They rival Lelouch players in being retarded.

>>534765235
ass too big

I see a lot of people with the tag QAQ in there name what does this mean

>>534768990
>>534765235
How did momer get so fat?

>>534769061
QAQ just looks like funny face like >,< or ('')(^_^)('')

>>534769061
they're calling you a cuck

>>534769071
She eats my carrot everyday

>>534769071
I feed her good nutrients.

>>534769061

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/2791784/834611c0d4/

Momo swimsuit friendly
Be there

>>534765934
ggs, thanks for the room.

>>534765934
ggs

>>534765934
GGs, thanks for playing.

>>534769061
Means you're making a real coc with all that qaq.

>>534765235
No.....no it's not a Wonderland theme.

>>534765934
GGs, my niggas.

MOMO UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH TOT TOT TOT

doko

>>534771264
Sorry, the friendlies are over for today. You'll have to come back tomorrow.

>>534771528
okay I'll play when I wake up

Why does she have so much? Are you really gonna use another $15 to complete the set?

doko

I have milky tea, cookies and a poptart. Now is time for koko. Join me!

Majsoul Friends Room 53059(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53059

Too sleepy to play

>>534772437
started

>started
I didn't want to play anyway

>>534772578
In one minute? You lie.

>>534772620
It's a good room, sir.

I like to make friendlies while people are queuing for tourneys and then lying about them filling up so that it looks like nobody wants to queue.

I already had my client open because I was just about to check the sanma tourney

i saw two people post doko so i wanted to be ready to take their spots

>>534770105
D-don't cry...

If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw riichis acroooooooossssss the table and starts to drink your milkshake.
I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!
*SLUUUUUUUUURP*
I DRINK IT UP!

>>534773227
i only ever knew this scene from the parodies on youtube from the 2000's, i never watched that movie

>>534711390
I just woke from a dream where I fugged my elementary school crush. Is it over for me? Why am I dreaming about someone I haven't seen in over 20 years?
Mahjong.

>>534773689
It's actually a pretty good movie.

>>534774546
was she still elementary school aged?

>>534775117
Yes, in the dream. She went to a different middle school so I've never seen her irl since.

>>534775197
She's with me now, bud

>>534774546
Thoughtcrime isn't punishable by law, not yet anyway. Also is she cute though?

>>534775197
that's a thought crime sorry but you are a pedophile now

>>534775272
And she still looks the same

>>534775272
She's cheating on you bud, she astrally projected to fuck me in my sleep
>>534775272
She looks like Satori from touhou but with normal arms, rectangular glasses, and black/brown hair, you tell me.

>>534776539
>elementary school
>glasses
zoomers are cooked

I have a 3 hour train ride in front of me and I hate playing Mahjong on my phone what can I do instead

>>534772437
gege

>>534776741
sleep

>>534772437
ggnya

>>534776741
You can play mahjong

>>534776741
goon to anon describing his dream cunny girlfriend
mahjong

>>534772437
gg

>>534772437
gg
rigged games

Must be nice being part of Yostar’s favorites, getting outfits every 3 to 6 months instead of once a year.

>>534777282
You have it better than Joseph.

is there really no skin re-run poll?

>>534765235
this background makes no sense...

>>534777250

>>534777347
But doctor... I am Joseph...

>>534776695
I'd fuck a zoomer (child) (glasses)

can you not gacha for the new character? wtf?

Ahhhh... I hate smart people...
Those fucking luckshitters dare to attribute their level of reasoning to skill and hard work when they were simply born in easy mode, and then on top of that they belittle and mock retards like me for being unable to reach the proper conclusions.
Ahhh... how I hate them...
I hate them so much I wish I could just take everything away from them.

I just hate people so much I could incinerate the whole world for that.

>>534777809
imagine being insecure over your intelligence when it's one of the most useless stats in life
just charismamaxx if you want to be happy

>>534777809
This but unironically theyre just intellectual rich kids

>>534778143
INTmaxxed neet here, can confirm this is true. WIS and CHR are broken in the current meta.

>>534778861
INT has been hella buffed after the Industrial Revolution DLC. Stop neglecting your other stats fathead

>>534779057
I spend my time grinding useless skills like mahjong and occasionally get a buff to base stats from doing so, don't worry.

>>534779264
I spend my time gooning myself to little girls and occasionally get a buff to base stats from doing so, don't worry.

>>534765235

>>534765235
>animated
Watch her tummyfat jiggle.

fortune is actually fun, siege but less risky

>>534765235

>>534779803
>Momo, no. Why are you smiling me like that? Stop!

How do I fuck a little girl in my dreams? I'm taking notes.

What we dream about is usually a continuation of what we are doing and thinking about during our waking life.
It sounds obvious, but I thought that was worth noting.

I do lewd things with my elementary school classmates in my dreams once in a while. I wish I was diligent enough to master lucid dreaming to fuck them every night...

>>534761772
Short answer: no
Long answer: while OC that has already been posted not allowed according to the rules, usually TO doesn't do anything about it other than just add in the sheet that this OC has been posted before and therefore there's a chance of it being stolen

You need to be horny first.

>>534782265
>lucid dreaming
I'm probably one step from getting it. I had lucid dream twice, and many times before, but not full control.

How the fuck do you guys even remember anyone from elementary school, much less how they looked like?

nice mode yostar

>>534782520
I just remember the most beautiful girl from kindergarten.

doko

Majsoul Friends Room 50674(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50674

>>534781320
If you really wanna lucid dream but can't be arsed with a dream journal and perception checks, there is a shortcut.
Do the military sleep method , which is basically self-induced sleep paralysis.
Start by sitting upright in your bed, then begin relaxing your muscles one by one, starting from face,neck, and shoulders downward. Do it with awareness until you lie in bed, completely motionless. Now your brain will check if you are really asleep and send you signals, mostly in the sense that you feel itchy in your legs,feet,arms,hands. Do not fall for your brains lies, pretty soon you will end up in sleep paralysis and from there on its simply a matter of calming down and starting to imagine

>>534782828
2/4

>>534782828
FULL AND GO

>STARTED
fucker

>>534782520
We were really good friends in elementary school
Childhood friends never win

I hate girls so much, they're all stupid bitches.
Mahjong.

>>534782520
I reality they probably looked nothing like I remember
But I do remember how they made me feel

koko?

>Hannah

I wish anime girls were real.

>>534782520
It's quite common here to stay with more or less the same class till graduation and even if you get into different classes in high school you see everyone because school building is shared among all grades and people rarely change schools.

>league has been over for 1.5 months
>cocktailanon still hasn't made a cocktail for my team
I need to drink because I missed out on elementary school love

Hannah swimsuit leak

>>534784114
Hannah should've been human

>>534765235
>Emote
I can't believe Momer is fucking dead

>>534782520
I had a crush on nona, she even gave me (I begged her) a kiss on the cheek. Since then it has been going down hill. I had a girl named xenia in class, who even was a bit fat

>>534784114
what could have been...

Weird ahh thread.

>>534782828
gege intense match

>>534782828
GG

>>534782828
gg, but why did I get permanent furiten when it should have been a temporary one for skipping ron?

>>534782828
GG!

>>534786615
Skippong ron is permanent furiten if you're in riichi.

>>534782828
very gg those most of those hands were cuhrayzee

>>534786693
shucks...

>>534787012
This clueless Sprout owes me SEX.

>>534786772
something about this post irks me in particular

>>534787012
that's ok, I skipped ron towards toimen thinking my sanmenchan would actually hit my targeted anon, but nope he actually tsumod the next turn. Feels bad man..

>>534787176
i am not esl i am just retarded

I'm unemployed again

>>534788112
I hope it was amicable?

I'm neither ESL nor retarded but it's been over 10 years since I've had a conversation so my language abilities are degrading.

>>534788271
Nyagger, the powerhouse of the Majongcell.

>>534788328
Mahjongcels rise up

>>534788348

Why are niggas in the Mahjong thread lusting after furry Matryoshka dolls

>4th discard riichi
>4han
>double sided wait, 8 tiles
>fucker draws 1 of 12 tiles that gives them tempai
>immediately rons me, takes lead, wins game
I remember why I only play this shit while drinking

while doing this captcha my 6th discard riichi was also fucke to oblivion

>>534788519
the kids are doing alright

>>534788171
Hi anon, how are you doing today?

>>534789130
NIGGER!

>>534789203
O-okay anon, have a good day, I have to go now.

I both ESL and retarded.

Yo, howsitgoingbrahs, mynaem's Peeeeeeewdipie.

>>534789379
you is being them disgrace.
I is longtime contribute a 4chan. you behave and shutt to up me with the picayune nonsense ? all be laugh at you ?