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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:
[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:
Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal – 8/4 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

wappi

>>534720316
I cannot look away....

/bag/, what did we learn from the last thread?

Alright what did we learn from the last thread, /bag/?

>>534720364
That niggers gonna nig

>>534720234 (OP)
Insanely based OP image.

My precious desert rose.

Ideal dick size for a PAWG like Yosh?

>>534720452
>long time no see, sensei

>>534720364
Mondays suck

https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
The Alice aggie is still running, come draw something /bag/

>>534720301
>>534720369
>>534720421
reddit

Mama Mari

>>534720520
3.5 inches

Does anyone have the BGM L2D list?? i want to know which students have koi is love as BGM

Which students prefer a small penis? Asking for a friend.

For this entire thread, (You) have to be nice to Serika.

>>534720719
Kokona

>>534720520
Impossible to penetrate her with anything less than 8"

>>534720719
there is only one penis in kivotos
you have both the biggest and smallest penis

>>534720768
thanks anon

>>534720765
>slaps her ass

>>534720578
I still haven't thought of something to draw.

>>534720768
>>534720802

>>534720765
Only if the bitch is nice to me first

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>534720802
Save the updated version NOW >>534720768

>>534720765
Maybe I'll finally do her momotalks today.

>>534720919
It's already sunday...

>>534720956
PLEASE

>>534720765
who?

>>534721031
I'm a very busy sensei, please understand.

Hinature...

>>534720997
Canon mother

Akane's anus...

>>534720997
We know sensei

>>534721230
i don't like the word anus

>3 days of farming the only aru node I can 3 star so far
>0 elephs
I am not enjoying the grind.

>was wondering why my students were not giving me birthday lines
>forgot to set up my birthday
>did it today but they still have the default lobby lines

well, atleast arona did not forget about me

I thought Mr translator was tiptoeing around the subject of Sena's corpse obsession by using body instead but she uses it in the lobby

Hina's anus...

>>534721519
ON MY FACE

>>534721475
I need this.

>>534721413
Good news you will get 80 from the event in a month

I really don't ask for much in life, all I want is for Yuuka to sit on my face

Just thinking about student anus

>burger hours
>worst girls getting posted

Please hug me, Hina.

>>534721475
that's porn and i will deal with this

>>534721607
Wait, really? Nice.

why are americans so obsesed with anal sex??

>>534721705
HER ASS IS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU SENSEI

>>534720802
Fruitful Blossom, Walkthrough, and Cotton Candy Island are the best imo

>>534721417
You need to use the normal recollection lobby screen and not the l2d one

>>534721970
*cums*

>>534721867
scat fetish

>>534721970
More

We hate ritual posters

>>534722116
Kill yourself.

>>534721475
>ntr shit

[-]
Cringe motherfucker.

>>534720005
I did research on this and most of the art was with BA characters.

>>534720768
I'm glad they're frequently adding new OSTs per released alt or character.
It was pretty unavoidable for the first batch of characters but I hope they stick with it now.

Making Rio take lessons with Noa!

Hey /bag/

>>534722223
babu

>>534722006
i am doing that
i supposed im just bricked

>>534721867
>>534722098
Retard, girls don't poop, their anuses are always perfectly clean and immaculate.

I really wish I would get spooked by Reisa

>>534722247
>knowing that it is

>>534722308
It is weird to imagine that Rio took classes in a regular ass class room with regular ass students unless she got a deal like the Tea Party bitches to get private lessons because she is the president and can do that.

>>534722251
And that's a good thing

>>534722350
Whats she doing in her room all day?

>>534721903
I can handle i- ACK

>>534722247
literally no implication its NTR you sad little broken freak

>>534722116
Based vigilanteCHAD

>>534722308
What's the issue here? do they not get along?

>>534722473
you

>>534721417
why the fuck they give on your BIRTHDAY, what, one third of maintenance apology? Even less. Shameless.

>>534722223
Goo-goo-gaa-gaa...

>>534722350
Try going from the lobby screen to the shop or your cafe, and then check again

How to get more credits to never ran out of money?

>>534722338
I'll pass

>>534722620
Do commissions on 2x and 3x days.

smug

>>534722620
You should be getting around 200m a month never doing commissions.

Student armpits
Student bellies
Student necks

>>534722620
Counterquestion.
How to find a way to sink all my credits?

>>534721230
>>534721519
>>534721705
>>534721735
Love all my students donuts

>>534722585
babu

>>534722350
You have to enter back into the lobby from another screen for the holiday and birthday lines to trigger.

Fuck your students

>>534722945
>>534722615
i restarted the game, moved trough menus and nothing
im sad

Tuck your students into bed and kiss their foreheads

>>534721417
>knows about birthday lines
>didn't set them up until his birthday

lick your students' balls

Mikanal

>>534723117
they dont have those

>>534722817
Even Ibuki’s?

>>534721778
Just want to tell you there was a once a time when bait was believable.

Stop using Ibuki as your punchline

>>534723204
ESPECIALLY Ibuki's

It's actually fun doing missions while being 30lvls under, but sadly i can't finish them in time

Let your students rape you

>>534723204
Especially Ibuki

WTF I missed a donut thread!
Make another one!

>>534723404
Based canon meat dildo

>>534723404
They're gonna do it regardless

/bag/, say something nice about Kikyou

>>534723387
heyyy

>>534723796
I think she is very cute and I love her black nails and little string tied around her neck.

>>534723796
3rd best kot

>>534723383
But the gameplay part of BA is the worst part.

>>534723659
do the japanese also have the thing where students might accidentally call their teachers mom or dad?

>>534723796
I want to cum in kot

Love Ibuki so much…

>>534723796
Worst kot.
One of the worst ritual posters.

Jumby my beloved...

>>534724190
She doesn't love you back. She is incapable of consenting.

>>534724190
This but sexually

Any thoughts on Yuzu (maid)? (gameplay-wise)

Need over 26,397,398 for plat on NA. Good thing I've been doing comfy Torment clears for the past two days since I got a good score, and today is the last day

>>534724302
GUH

new stickers when

>>534724364
Never

I skipped Seia and I'll skip Seia in 4 months. I'm safe.

>>534724327
27,397,398*

>>534724190
as a father

Which one of you fags is this?

>>534724364
Fine Wakamo, I'll sign the form

Juri's breastmilk.

>don't fap at all during the week because too tired
>fap so much over the weekend that I'm almost drained
I blame my students for this

I kneel... 2 zoos is all you need lads

If you dont like seia
You do not like blue archive

Akari has been carrying my red team

I don't like seia and don't like the game

>>534724517
Not me (because im not a fag)

>Tea Party gets A listers for their VAs
>Tea Party gets pure sex summer alts

>>534724520
Nooo not the Junnyflation

>>534724517
ay caramba

>>534724568
ichigo miruko...

>>534724512
As a lover

based catfucker

>>534724573
Which students drained you?

>>534724446
Bro your 100 rolls (free)?

>>534724784
>Cheating chink
>Based

you signed so it wasn't rape

>>534724714
I only know Mika is Vatista. But that should probably have been Seia. Likewise Ako is Melusine but that should have been Hina.

>>534724837
Retard.

ᓀ‸ᓂ

>>534724784
gibberish name

>>534724318
high ex cost but really good damage. great for newer players trying to clear missions.
unfortunately takes a special slot where there's serious competition in that category, so you don't really see her in the meta often outside of pvp (and even in pvp, people prefer to use other options).

>>534724885
How does Sensei get any work done when a different fox girl rapes him every four hours?

Kivotos Fried Chicken!

Old man...

>chinker
Go back to the trooncord

>>534724837
It's actually a clever ruse.

hs
ks

Stop calling Kisaki a chink

say

Bros, do you think ~8200/10000 is enough? I'm tired of resetting the niggercat.

>>534724904
JUNKO YOU GLUTTONOUS WHORE STOP EATING MY BINAH

>>534724996
>>534725168
Stop with the racism.

>>534725168
yes

>>534724919
Nagi is Hayamin who is huge
Mika's VA list of roles is absolutely massive
Seia is probably not a big as the other two but Anya and Frieren are big roles

>>534724318
Like most welfares she's a dead end investment for newfags. You willl never be able to upgrade her to a decent level without huge opportunity cost so she isn't worth investing in to begin with. Also she uses phaistos

>>534725168
No

>>534725164
chinksaki

>>534724954
>great for newer players trying to clear missions
Im at 18-1 right now. Counts? I have my basic rat and drug-addict veritas whote, so i have plenty of red aoe

>>534724996
Love fried chicken
Love Karin
What a blessing

>>534724996
COLONIZING Karin

>>534725460
if you already have hibiki there isn't really a reason to raise maid yuzu, they both fulfill the same role.

>>534725373
Swimsuit Izumi literally carried me through the entire game though.

What would Sensei do if Karin and Iori were white?

>>534725594
Your first 2 weeks != the entire game

what fetishes suit her?

>>534725703
Behave less degenerate around them?

>>534725715
As in every mission. Cleared everything up to stage 28 with that fat jiggly tummy

>>534725734
shotas

>>534725734
Hypnosis exhibitionism

Karin’s big black ass on my face

>>534725734
Watersports

>>534723042
try changing girl and then going back to seia

>>534725589
So, basically same thing, but sexier. Got it. She'll be collecting dust on the top of my shelf then.

Why are Blue Archive fans called pedophiles when it is explicitly an ephebophile game?

>>534725895
In the west, any girl under 18 = child.

Get better bait, Jose

>>534724181
it's probably a shared sentiment that goes beyond culture and language

>>534722428
Every time she's in a classroom a robot teacher says that she has to stand in the back like parents do
(anyone have this meme?)

>>534722504
Rio is on some self-exile retarded shit and Noa would let her know, very calmly, how retarded she is being
Maybe mention all the hard work Yuuka and the other seminar members have to do in Rio's absence, or how Rio's running away from her responsibilities as the millennium president
That kind of thing

>>534725895
I was never into Raildex is Saten really only 12?

>>534725895
>Why are Blue Archive fans called pedophiles
Because i like Blue Archive, and im a pedophile. Any more questions?

>>534725853
I NEED IT

>>534725734
Anal prolapse

>>534725734
NTR

>>534725373
It sucks so much being a newfag. What's the point of those """welfares""" if making them more than a profile decoration takes more resources than a limited character.

Can I use this for comfyier....torment
I can't borrow Kikyou I can't do enough damage with my ue50 maxed everything Hanako so ive resorted to two borrows and for something less maldy
Ue40 Sena but she's kind of dogwater at sustain

>>534725889
Yuzu isn't sexy.

>>534726063
out of 10

>>534725895
because words have lost their meanings

>>534726163
cute yuzu (fruit)

>>534725842
>shota hypnosis watersports anal prolapse
>>534726104
no way fag

>>534726104
ill fuck your ass and make you lick my dick clean

>>534725258
wash your dick and she'll stop

>>534726147
hanako on each team should surely help
do you have onsen shigure?

New KBG update bwos!

>>534726147
>torment
oof

>>534725895
>>534725960
What this guy said. No difference between a 17 year old and an 11 year old from their perspective.

>>534725050
My onaholes

>>534725264
You are a nigger. A BLACK nigger

>>534726478
THE BLACKEST RETARD GORILLA NIGGER

>>534726147
That's the team I've been running
If you want a copy of the rotation use https://files.catbox.moe/e46767.pdf, it's a little off (because lower difficulty) but it works well enough

Surely no one here is gullible enough to download a pdf file via catbox link.

>>534726104
glad someone else said it before me

>>534726773
Arona would never say that

>>534725264
Okay.

Why NTR?

>>534726829
if you're white

>>534726659
Retard you can literally preview it first
>>534726549
I don't have NYfuuka since I'm a newfag, sadly.
>>534726434
?
>>534726408
I do, but she's only 3* and even a borrowed ue40 one I felt she was pretty much a waste of a slot for me, and she didn't make it much more comfy.
But yeah Hanako on both teams is the plan

>finishing the abydos resort event
>it ends right as they are about to reveal who set the whole thing up
Is there a sequel to this, or is the "joke" that it's left unrevealed?

>>534726412
wake me up when it's not roblox
>>534726893
Nice sound, retard

>>534726918
ntr is one thing but the muscle crap is going too far

>>534726978
I'm just saiyan. The hack earlier this year was literally because of a pdf exploit. You can never be too cautious. Why not just upload a jpg?

>>534726147
Skill issue, unironically. Search some new TOR clears on YouTube, there should be at least 2 or 3 that are even doable for someone with the skill level of a 60-year-old, like this old video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQTiM2hLmWQ

>ntr is one thing
>but muscle girl is too far
nigger

>>534726978
>don't have NYFuuka
That's the prep team for Lunatic, ignore it for the other 2 teams

>>534726918
alt is very coomer it was a pretty big hit with cuckshit and blackedshit fans

>>534727005
The Hyakkiyako summer is a continuation of that event. Go ahead and read it.

>>534726147
I'm using this

>>534727005
Swimsuit shizuko event is the followup

>>534727260
And how do you know such a thing?

>>534725734
Lolicon.

>>534727260
and you know this how..?

>>534727332
a friend told me

We are watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2LwsLUuREA

>>534727332
Because he's a schizophrenic brownoid

>>534727431
Sure sure

>>534725895
She's 15??? ZAMN

>>534727438
WE???????????????

>>534727332
Because he's an enlightened aryangod.

That's it. I'm filtering the word 'we'.

>>534727431
a friend that you share ntr porn with on discord huh you fucking fag

>>534727438
Subtle Reijo

>>534727540
What the fuck I just assumed she was 17 like Himari.

>>534726067
Do you eat Subway sandwiches often?

>>534725124
>>534724940
I know, you retards, this nigga used to be in top 1 for every single raid during 3 years, he was obviously using macros but toned it down and lets his other discord chink friends take the spotlight

Eimi is 15 out of 10

>wahhh Iroha is unpopular no one likes her she shouldn't get an alt
Then why is she one of the most highly searched students when it comes to doujins and merchandise?

>>534726725
Why is kirino the couch.

>>534727687
Schizos gonna schiz, Iroha is sex

>>534727687
Kill yourself.

I miss milkman being #1 in raids, he would've struck fear into these cheaters

>>534727670
Sounds like poorfag shitter cope to me.

>>534725895
They could all be over 18 and it wouldn’t matter. Lolis being prominent is why they hate Blue Archive.

>>534727670
Not just macros, the fag was using a modified client, but for some reason he stopped doing it a while ago. Most likely got a warning and somehow managed to come up with a big lie that saved his ass from getting banned

>>534727670
Actually the ranking is full of people who did the same thing, I just posted the cat because it looked funnier

>>534727687
Irohamania is running wild and the people are frothing at the mouth for doujins and merch. Unfortunately they find nothing when they search.

I don't know if that's true, I have never looked her up.

>>534727687
Where is Alice?

>>534728010
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.

>>534727438
>open stream
>what's her name again?
>close stream
fucking secondaries i swear on me mum

>>534727831
>>534728146
You sound like one of those fags who suck chink balls on discord so they let them use their private server. Go back; you need to keep sucking those balls clean

>>534728050
Which server is this? This is EU.

>>534727438
I mean, its alright

>>534727687
Anyone calling Iroha unpopular is a shitposter or retarded. The only thing is the devs don't want to give her anything for some reason, but she remains incredibly popular despite that. Ridiculous that she didn't get even one alt.

>>534728446
Pandemonium in general lacks alt...

Thoughts on the cover of Deadnooodles’ upcoming doujinshi?

https://x.com/Deadnooodles/status/1953370918152974569/photo/1

>>534728354
Okay, but do you have any proof?

>>534728126
Alice isn't really that popular

>>534728596
Kayoko looks too young

>>534727438
>open stream
>listen to it for 10 sec.
>close it
Don't know how /vt/fags put up with this, moe only exist in nip.

>>534728596
why is she wearing a sweater in the summer

>>534727438
Wait, is this FemRev???

>>534728659
Are you sure about that?

>>534728596
Muchuki needs a good dicking by me

>seen like 8 or more books featuring seia in her swimsuit for C106 on melon alone
artists are fast and/or lazy and waited until last minute to start

getting ready to make love to my nerd wife

>>534728589
Agreed but Iroha has been out way longer. I guess you could say they wanted to wait for the rest of Pandemonium but they still gave alts to newer students after that, so who knows what the devs are on.

>>534728686
What, you want her to look like a 20-year-old British girl who looks like she's in her 40s?

Torment clear is easy plat right? It took 4 attempts to finally get one clear.

>>534728701
Not really into Vtubers but I have heard the anime voice done in English better.

>>534728292
after almost two years of playing I still forget some names and have to look em up on the wiki

>>534728863
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>534727283
I don't have Kasumi, kikyou, renge or atsuko

>>534728827
They were waiting to see if something more popular popped up. They're trend chasers, what did you expect?

>>534728994
He's an uncultured swine, and he's a bit rude, innit?

Who is the biggest retard in the game? Is it Aru, Makoto, or Kirara? All these girls seem extremely dumb to me.

>>534729213
nagisa pee in my mouth

>>534729245
Sensei

>>534729245
Megu

>>534728970
do you do it for attention and getting money from loser retards?

>>534729321
STFU miyako

>>534727687
Iroha is getting a non swimsuit alt.

>>534729370
Miyako loves Sensei the most. She would never say that.

>>534729365
uh? I wish I had a dollar for every time I forget a name, yeah

>>534729540
lol
lmao

>>534728364
NA. What the fuck

Thinking

>>534729245
Koharu seems dumb she keeps saying death penalty when she should know she doesn't have the authority

>>534728292
This happens to me with one specific student. Kotori for the love of god please let your name stick with me.

>>534727831
>my heckin' countr- i mean chink would never do that
LOL

>>534729649
CHISE, DON'T

>>534729245
there is simply not a single stupid kivotos student

>>534729689
It's fine to forget about Kotori.

Holy shit gawwwdamn. Why the mobs gotta mog the main girls?

>>534729245
Koharu 100%

>>534728827
>only 8
Pretty disappointing. Seia is this weak?

>>534729245
Kei

>>534728292
I want to be mad but I can't because then I'd be a hypocrite. I find myself forgetting a lot of the volume 5 cast's names for example

>>534729503
Kinda a waste since she probably won’t get another one

>>534725895
how is fat shiroko not 18

>>534729773
Swimsuit Sukeban, Sukeban and Pandemonium mobs really work on me.

>>534729937
she just got a growth spurt

It was Saki. I don't even like Saki and I still remember her name.

>>534729773
These ones destroy me

>>534729863
My thought process with remembering Yukaris name is as followed. wide > desuwide > think for a minute > wide > think for a minute > Yukari! /bag/ has fried my brain

>>534729816
She got a 90 on her exam. She's smart but her mind is constantly in the gutter so she gets distracted.

>>534729874
why would it be wasted
Can you not complain about Iroha not having an alt, or entitled to a swimsuit alt every other day? It's really fucking annoying.

>>534729937
>calls Shiroko Terror fat
>he probably weighs more than 150 kg

>>534730164
midomo

>>534730281
I expect Reisa fans to be overrepresented among obese senseis.

>>534730164
I remember yukari's name instantly. Renge gives me pause and I legit can't remember snake bitch's name

>>534729962
>Swimsuit Sukeban
>Look them up and there is actually porn and fan art of them
Holy crap I love this fandom so goddamn much.

>>534730380
She's a dragon though.

Does sensei pee standing up or sitting down?

Kaya has come

I can't bing

>>534730429
There's one Sensei, Neru and flat Swimsuit Sukeban threesome doujin but you may have it filtered because there's short futa GSC doujin attached as "extra" at the end of it.

>>534730583
sitting down because if he leaves a splash somewhere the students are gonna lick the bowl and he doesn't want that to happen

>>534730413
I parry.

>>534730583
If you pee sitting down you're a tranny, literally every single bitch I have been with tells me they're jealous I don't have to sit down in a dirty ass toilet for a quick leak

>>534730652
bro your hibiki/utaha

>>534730380
I remember Yukari's name instantly because of 2hu

>>534730480
Snake bitch lady from volume 5 chapter 2 isn't though which is what was meant, she's a separate character entirely from Renge.

>>534730280
I just think she should get a good one since it’ll likely be the only one she gets and it’s been so long with her not having one. Swimsuits always have the best momos and moments, and they get the best gameplay if they’re fes. This is assuming she actually does even get one alt in the first place because she’s gone 4 years without one and they could go another 6 focusing on newer students instead. But if she does get one and it’s unusable for most gameplay and has bad momos it’ll be a bit of a letdown. Swimsuits or dresses would be the best and they pretty much confirmed she isn’t getting a dress. I get you don’t think anyone likes her but that’s wrong and it’s annoying she gets treated like this.

>>534730583
Me, personally, I do a backflip.

>>534730668 (Me)
There are also several normal Sukeban mobs doujins, most of them feature SMG Sukeban mob but there are some 4-some doujins too.

Smegs

piggy...

>>534730712
Lolwut
I sit down because it reduces pee splatter to zero, has nothing to do with gender experimentation.

>>534730674
>he doesn't want that to happen
haha yeah right

>>534730760
Gomen I skimmed your post too fast. Even I can't remember the medusas name.

>>534730712
I do in the middle of the night when I wake and gotta piss because I don't want to turn the light on. Pragmatic night pisser not a tranny.

>>534730915
oink oink

>>534730712
I sit because of "just in case i would want to shit also"

>>534731076
Lmao just wear diapers at that point

>>534730980
>>534731076
Maybe it's time for you to start wearing diapers, grandpa

I own my place and usually I clean the bathroom. Why wouldn't I sit down?

would you let Yosh into your place?

If you pee when you poop are you a tranny then? Check mate, retard.

>>534720234 (OP)
We love Akane here

>>534730712
I only piss while sitting down at my home because my toilet is my thinking throne. You will never EVER catch me sitting down on a public toilet or someone elses toilet. That shit is disgusting.

>>534730712
TRVKE

>>534731303
Look man not everyone was born with a 100% trustworthy urethra. One that wouldn't betray you and suddenly start arcing the piss stream towards your foot randomly. Sitting helps prevent those rare cases entirely

Buy a pair and stop making up excuses, old man. Everyone gets old, so there's no need to lie on the internet

>>534731436
FAT YUUKASS ON MY FACE

Please give thanks to pic related for saving blue archive.

MY BABY

Can't these girls do anything alone?

>>534731857
No, and that's a good thing

what

>>534731845
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>534731857
No, and that's a good thing

>>534731857
Retarded girls need your guidance

>>534732030
I am no longer asking.
Say Bing.

I'm still in my prime

>>534731857
sleeping with Karin...
licking Karin's body all over...

>Bullet proof
>Super strength
>Immortal
>Somehow still needs glasses
damn

I'm a lvl 55 newfag
I'll never be a whale, what's the best strat? Level up and farm items for support mfers like S.Hoshino since I'll be getting assistants for raids? I've cleared all the Normal missions already with S.Hanako

>>534731857
Don't forget how Toki asked Sensei for pats, hand holding and more.

>>534731624
What if you really had to take a dump though and it was near involuntary? You can't exactly shit standing up now can you

>>534732386
elves are a crippled race...

>>534732350
I SEE RED

>>534731543
She always looks so warm and comfy.

https://x.com/lam/status/1951222584357560489
Learning with manga (but actually good)

Is she autistic?

So I'm assuming students would only give birth to girls

>>534732692
She's just really shy

>>534732463
Next stop the emergency room.
Okay I may've stretched that never ever a little. But I do at least put down a thick layer of tissue on the seat because I absolutely despise using others toilets. In the back of my mind I can't help but think what if that nasty mother fucker pissed on it and now I have to sit there? Fuck you.

>>534730712
Insecure and gay, you bet your ass I sit down and relax while taking a leak at home.
>going to dirty toilets at all
Normalfags need to get >>>/out/ btw, this is not your blog.

>>534731857
they're flirting with you, you dense retard

>>534732101
aren't girls the cutest when they're almost retarded?

>>534730752
Same.
Youmu student when, nexon

>>534725895
>Kayoko is older than Rio, Kanna and Saori
Make it make sense

Chise has nothing to do with binging

>>534732692
She's like Taz from the Looney Tunes

>>534731857
Have you SEEN a pvp match

After-School Pigout Club.

It's true. I am the one binging (Chise)

>>534732991
>physical size has little to do with age
your daily reminder that aussies are retarded

>>534732909
they quite literally can't do battles properly without you

>>534732940
oh

>>534733139
This artist dropped BA so fucking quickly

>>534732995
But I'm going to bing Chise

>>534733049
So this is the power of China...

>>534733049
Shun doesn't want to get disappeared by Genryumon, Mina doesn't want to have a serious talk with Kisaki. It's that simple.

>>534733049
My favourite PVP moments are Kisaki using her EX on someone like Yuuka and dHina just twiddling her thumbs after activating her EX (they should really fix that though)

>>534732437
Dont ignore me plz, as a non whale will I be focusing on getting max items and U50 on stuff like S.Hoshino or just S.Hanako?

I'm inl ove

>>534733252
That's Mimonel, he's an oldhead, look him up on the panda right now. He's got summer Tea Party

>>534733442
Metaslaves should suffer.
Plus you're not white.

>>534732437
Just build whoever you need for the current raid but only those useful in the endgame. Like there's no point in investing in Rumi. And buy materials from shops ahead of time.

>>534733442
No, never get anyone to ue50. Leave supports at 3* and dps at ue30.

>>534733139
Yosh spotted!

I don't like Yoshimi because she has a spork and I don't trust anyone who willing used a spork even once

It's over

>>534733889
She's not a babu? Unusual.

>>534733797
Sporks are objectively better utensils, combing the attributes of both fork and spoon.

coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/

>>534733831
I DON'T HAVE NEW YORK KAYOKO OR CIRCLE SHIROKO

She did it on purpose

>>534734513
let me help you wash your body...

>>534733514
I have Polish and German last names
But I'm not upgrading anyone yet just wanted to know who to focus on to farm items rn
>>534733601
Will all my supports end up with t9+ items comfortably? Or do I have to be picky about it? S.Hoshino is like tier 4 all items, but Rio/Kisaki are still tier 1
>>534733527
I see. Not like there's a point in doing much right now before max level I guess, until I'm 90 a lot will change probably

>>534732692
She is extremely socially anxious and it manifests in ways that make her come off as an unhinged psycho, which is why a lot of students who aren't familiar with her are uncomfortable if not outright afraid of being around her. She is capable of speaking normally when she has to, like to wrangle Hasumi when her hate for Gehenna is starting to cloud her judgement.

She also has a habit of speaking in a crude manner similar to that of a delinquent and tends to be straight to the point in her communication. The exception is when she is speaking to sensei and tries her best to sound both respectful and normal but her social anxiety makes it a bit difficult because she likes him so much, so her erratic quirks end up leaking into those interactions too. Like in her Valentine scene where she made him chocolate but was too anxious to give it to him face to face so she instead she just ran into the room (by breaking a wall down), dropped it at his feet, and exited through another wall.

>>534734230
>OR CIRCLE SHIROKO
Jokes aside. Bikeroko will be available in GA shop soon iirc, grab Kayoko with a selector (and start Goslinging after reading her momos).

>randomly speedrun mald Insane
>random miraculous plat time after 5 days
>46XX
WILL THIS HODL

fvark, would you /bag/ or you hate pinktards who play politics in kivotos

>>534734230
you can replace them with Reijo and Ibuki

>>534734614
You should max out Rio/Kisaki's equipment because they will be used everywhere. Other niche students not so much

>>534734818
Fvark!

>>534733796
Wtf were you always here Asuna slop poster or did you leave for a while?

Hina's sweaty armpit...Home...

>>534735301
>armpit
There's a better place.

ATTENTION!!!

I am a granny-fucker.

Thank you for your attention.

>>534735349
Hina's womb...Home (True)...

>>534735301
This but her hair

I can't goon

>>534735401
That thing is a fossil in comparison to asuna or neru

>>534732437
>>534733442
smoooooooooooch

Just put the fries in the bag

>>534735518
Can I have uhhhhhhhhhh a Hina?

>>534734772
no do torment like i had to

>>534734703
>>534734860
thanks bwos

>>534735472
And yet, she's younger than these two. That's what being Neru's tardwrangler does to her.

>>534732437
Yes, but also invest in your strikers since you might need 2 teams in the future

Say-bing is important.

>>534735726
wider

>>534735472
Feel free to call me a necrophile, then.

>>534735349
Hina's womb. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

Was Yukari always sexy?

>>534733831
How far can a 3* s.saori get me? Would I be able to do floor 74 with a competent rest of the team?

>>534734818
I don't understand the question but I wouldn't last 5 seconds inside of Mika.

>>534735921
She's never been sexy.

>>534735868
CJ Sensei...
There was a mod that replaced Shiroko's chibi model with CJ

>>534736008
no

>>534736008
Can't you just borrow a maxed out ssaori? Or do you need to borrow the nuker?

Hina has way too much potential as a Home, I'd be able to live comfortably in her hair, her armpits, her womb, I can't even think of a place I wouldn't be able to live in, what a perfect woman

Biggest fraud in Kivotos?

>>534735482
I'm new too where's my kiss?

>>534736101
>>534736125
just asking out of curiosity. I do plan on rolling for her once her banner is back up since I can't do the fight at all without her apparently but I am wondering what's the minimum required investment I can get away with for a floor 74 clear

>>534736223
Saori

>>534736223
Makoto

Season 2 when?

>>534736193
She'd even turn into Cousin Itt if you asked her to do that.

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>534736223
Sensei
>get bombed once
>literally fucking everything goes to shit

I'm going to fucking smooch you /bag/

>>534736223
Aru, who is not the hard boiled criminal she claims to be.

>>534736354
Are you asking because you enjoy watching us suffer or just want another 10/10 OP?

>>534736319
You can get a floor 74 clear by just borrowing a maxed one

Headpat time!

>>534736223
Yuuka.
I can't explain why.
She just is.

>>534736364
H-heehee <- *had to look up what's a cousin ltt*

haha...

>>534736592
You are wakalate

Playing through Volume F right now. I'm at the part where you assault the Ark with the ship.
What the actual FUCK is going on??? What manner of schizophrenia is this?

>>534736354
Would S2 be gamers or would they skip to the eden treaty?

>>534736731
It's called kino you fucking oaf.

>>534736223
Mirai

>>534736587
fine I guess I'll find out by myself

>>534736354
Source?

>>534736597
I wish that bass guitar was my dick and momoi strumming it.

>>534736731
It will make sense later. Not the Ark or the ship part, but the other parts will.

>>534736319
I also don't have her and can clear floor 100 with no problems. Just borrow

What's the story behind the smile?

>>534736718
Forgot to check the clock before posting Addams Family reference.

>>534736731
Just remember that peroro is a faggot

>>534736954
>ask question
>uuh why are you asking A? you should totally do B
>ok but what about A?
>forget about A and just do B
is this stack overflow?

>>534736974
I take back the mocking comment...

Surely I won't fall 2k places in 1 day, right brothers? haha

>>534736912

Filename first word on youtube

>>534736974
>>534737183
Get a room, ladies.

>>534736959
One of the official 4koma manga posts had an atsuko with a blank expression. Someone then photoshopped that smile onto her blank expressionon from somewhere else and the japanese thought it was either hilarious or dangerously gap moe and started drawing fanart of it.

>>534736934
>bass guitar
>strumming

>>534737376
the fact this isn't canon pisses me off now

>>534737376
With how widespread it is I thought it was official, but I checked the gallery in the wiki and was very confused after not finding anything

>>534737469
John Nexon will make it canon. They generally like BA memes. Including stuff like looped Q.Tomoe lobby that looks like she's fucked from behind. Still, would prefer frontal sex with her.

>>534737485
I'm starting to think she's not sorry at all...

Oh boohoo I'm too popular and influential

>>534736223
hina

Biggest pussy in Kivotos?

>>534737963
shunny

Coom in Hasoom.

>>534737963
Sensei (You)

>>534737376
I believe this was the original. Bottom-most panel is where someone shoop'd the toothy grin onto atsuko

>>534737963
Hiyori’s

>>534738046
Post proofs

>>534736274
I don't have enough muchuki pics I'm afraid so you'll have to settle with this.
smooooooooooooch

>>534737831
That's a bad thing when you just want to be comfy, but they are kids who don't really have hardships yet

>>534738232
SMOOCH

>>534737963
Hanako
Puts on a brave face but could never go as far with Sensei as Seia, Mika or even Asuna

>>534737963
Kikyou.
Haha. Get it?

>>534738285
But I'm not a newbie anymore.

>>534735921
are you blind? yes

SKIBBIDI LIMGA

>>534736223
look above you

>>534720234 (OP)
>>(JP)
>News:
Mini Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U - 8/17 (Sun) 19:00 (JST)

>"hey guys, specials deal BONUS damage btw haha"
>makes every enemy purple armour
What the actual fuck did they mean with this

>>534738672
I think they forgot to include playable Niya before that challenge.

>>534738672
Do tactical supports do bonus damage here?

>>534738620
Time for despair.

Does the affection also get doubled?

>>534738620
The fuck? Do they usually announce streams this close to the actual date, it's in less than a week

>>534739000
No

>>534739060
berry everyone and leave?

>>534739060
Being raped by Hina...

>>534739060
purple everyone and leave

>>534736354
You just know the dogshit anime director really wanted to get to season 2 so his neutered version of Sensei is basically written out for the whole thing

>>534739060
Fruit me, Hina. I can take it.

>>534738672
>7 purple specials
>only 4 can deal dmg
>only 3 purple specials, 1 that can deal dmg were released before this event
>the only special purple that can deal dmg with EX skill also has it be AoE skill (perfect for this challenge) wasn't released yet when this event happened
What did John Nexon mean by making this challenge?

>>534739060
fruit everyone and leave?

>>534739170
>t. ugly bastard

>>534737113
Based

>>534733139
fatsu...

Which students are banned from Plum Blossom Garden?

https://litter.catbox.moe/2ouhihmwdzw2kmel.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/voa58txz63z5pj7x.jpg

>>534739487
The Gourmets.

>>534738086
Funny how it looks off without the smile

>>534739675
>dancing Tea Party members next to the Millenium Tower
Not looking good...

>>534739487
Nagisa, Tomoe, Yuuka (possibly).

>>534739014
For streams unrelated to the bluefes and the anime I think so

>>534739586
Junko would even eat the chidren?!!

Why do you guys like hina? It's rare to see her shy personality to begin with, most of the time the devs make her look like a Deus Ex Machina

>>534740347
I like cutting boards. Don't kinkshame me gookposter.

That's not a very logical meal you're having Sensei

seia is an onahole

>>534739935
that's not millennium tower

>>534740347
Deus Ex is my favorite game.

>>534739312
maybe they wanted you to do damage that didn't match the color? because i doubt they thought "this challenge idea sounds nice but subduing clubs sounds like a gehenna thing, change it"

>>534740347
deus ex macHina

>>534740547
Blue has ONE aoe special. Yellow has several and most of them are red. I dunno. S.Hanako is just easier to use thanks to the armor type. If this was red, you'd see probably more of a D.Hina/red specials split.

>>534740602
I'm vegetarian too. Thank you, Jesus Christ Denton.

>>534740475
the world isn't ready for fumo troons to be unleashed into public spaces

>>534720234 (OP)

>/bag/ told me everyone appeared in the final volume
>No Shupos
>No Kikyou
>No profesor smug
>No Saten

what the fuck

>>534739131
>>534739158
>>534739282
>>534739335
This really is an old man general...they're grapes, whenever someone on the internet says they want to grape or be graped by something they mean they want to be gRAPED by it