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>>534696608

Shant be playing on turdle
>b-but epoch will never launch
cool, I have other things going on in my life to occupy me, not a big loss.
>b-b-but turdle is the closest to classic+ you'll get!!
no, it's retoilet-. It's slop for thirdies to eat up
>b-b-but look at this 2 million player population!
bots and brown people. Don't care, ahmir. I hope you're at least getting paid enough rupees to make your time here worthwhile.

this is the one.

>>534723265 (OP)
This one

Mmmmmm.... this one!

and pochie monday (for sure)

Home

>only hours left to pochie monday
bros.... is this it?!

Yep I'm a pochie. Wachu gonna do bout it, nuthin

I like that you can see what challenge someone accepted by looking at their buffs on pochie

the real epoch thread
non pozzed tracker
>https://project-epoch-status.com/

have ultmetrs done anything more over the weekend? I'm too retarded to read github or code

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

'Pochheads, how we feeling?

bout to get this shit started on bbc+
yes I am reposting this in the proper thread

We'll win in the end, evil will not prevail

You niggers are no better than gachatards spamming the catalog with multiple troll threads. But at least those games exist and are being played, I guess...

>>534723827
FANTASTIC

>>534723697
He did something bout 2 hours ago
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow/activity

This OP has zero information on it. How is it any more valuable than the 'troll' thread?

You faggots are dumb as hell.

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTcXMFdc2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTcXMFdc2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTcXMFdc2s

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534723921
yep, I'm thinking huge pochie news tomorrow

I believe in pochie

I always forget how depressing the gobbo starting zone looks

>>534723968
shant be using your troll bake

Wait... which one is the real thread?

>>534724008
sovl

>>534724127
the other thread is made by the turdle schizo

[SYSTEM]: We apologize for the queue. We are reaching the healthy limit with no noticeable world latency. Hopefully, this will improve with the release of Amber.

>>534724127
which one do you think stupid little anime

>>534724127
The one with an actual OP. The other one is just schizo butthurt for no reason.
>>534722847
>>534722847
>>534722847

>>534723265 (OP)
PVMPING

in 24 hours we'll all be comfy on poochie laughing, making friends and finding upgrades

>>534724345
uh-huh

>>534723921
>>534723670
Why aren't any of the trackers picking up on literally anything?!

>>534724409
it's tracking the main branch

>>534724405
Yeah and they do need to -ACK themselves. Look at their behavior right now. Also that webm is hilarious. Fuck you.

does anyone have the vod of the guy flying around pochie?

>>534723921
/ourguy/ will prevail over the vibe coder trash

>>534724092
It looks like a fucking irradiated zone what the hell

>>534724505
he forgot to enable VOD archival lol

>i dont need a functional server, im perfectly happy not playing
the FINAL 'pochope

>>534724405
>can't handle the bantz

>>534724505
I don't anyone made one

i just got off a call with beerus he said epoch monday

>>534724409
Dunno mane, I just occasionally look at the site itself
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow/activity

>>534724572
Like I get it's supposed to be the gobbos and their penchant for heavy industry, but I was expecting more wacky machines and stuff. It's just barren :c

pochie whenever
I will wait

>>534724671
real?

>>534724738
>It's just barren
thats every turtle custom zone lol

Why do you think they will release on monday when they literally said they're not working on the weekends?

If Epoch is back before the 17th I will be playing a human holy paladin, if it's still down by the 17th I will be playing a high elf holy paladin. I win either way.

Update in 1-6 hours from now, servers up soon after.

>>534724861
I gotta hold on to something man

>>534724821
The highelf one is nice but its one of their newest

>>534724861
its not releasing monday. its not release ever.

anyone else just a clicker until level 15 when they can be bothered to set up their binds?

>>534724821
I thought gilneas was pretty good

>>534724913
Genetics stop being a fag

servers up monday morning, kaytotes just flew over my house

>>534724861
I'm not expecting a release on monday, but I am expecting an update

>>534724938
Your dad is never being released

>>534724345
>turdle

>>534724932
I wish Gigi was my girlfriend...

turdle schizo meltie
>I'm not letting the troons win by posting in their general. This one has an actual OP, the other one was made because xe was butthurt they didn't make it themselves.
>Absolutely pathetic schizo behavior.

>>534724861
It's the final cope, they know that poochie is in death throes because of Turdie's new server.

>The pochie.... I will stealth launch it
>NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

I and many wonderful people still believe in Epoch.
For us, there is no alternative. You will not convince us to play on some other server.
We believe in Epoch.
We will play on Epoch.

Que será, será
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que será, será

>>534725202
I was a believer until what happened on Friday

These OP images trigger me

>>534725156
>This one has an actual OP,
>the OP in question
>E-poop trannies need to -ACK themselves edition

>>534724994
I have partial binds with the numbers and some letters. Isee people with like everything on shift+number and whatnot, do people really play like that? I feel like you don't need everything binding just things you use most often

I just got released from the hospital after I got in a car accident the other day while working (food delivery).
How are epochbros doing? any 60s yet?

reminder that thread wars is the surest sign of a successful server
even if said server is currently unplayable

>>534725202
Hear, hear!

>>534724913
>anon becoming a knife ear
kaytatos hurry up with those servers!

nothing on monday? then I will wait for tuesday

>>534725351
turtle's thread died before hitting bump limit

>>534725027
Idk who that is

>>534724092
There are no goblins in Epoch. Wrong general.

>>534724994
I always set up my UI and keybinds at the same time

>>534725272
because you will never be a woman?

Post Epoch map screenshots!

>>534725343
Yo wheres my tendies!

>>534725272
could you be more specific?

>>534725413
>turtle's thread died before hitting bump limit
pathetic

>>534725518

>>534725424
Yet!

>>534725518
looks like a boss arena

>>534725351
Lmao, yes the sign of a successful server is posting about how you wished you had a server. You only see this level of cope by pajeets talking about how they are CEO and all white women love them. So I am lead to believe all epoopers are brown.

>>534725660
I hate gnomes so much

>>534725272
triggers my dick

>>534725740
didn't you say you won't post in this thread?

>So I am lead to believe all epoopers are brown.

>>534725740
Its merely down for maint. Once its stable its going to be the biggest best server.

Why is epoxy the only even remotely sane server thoughbert?
Shouldn't we have much more competition at this point?

Of course I post in the wrong thread.
Post your theory crafting/profession thoughts Anon. What do you think will be good? Back up your choices.

Alchemy cause every other profession will need Elixirs of Defense for armors.

Enchanting will probably have some broken wands/staves.

Skinning starting being better than the average 20sp bonus from other professions at around 400 AP/SP against Ony/BWL/Beasts

Blacksmithing apparently gets jewel crafting

Anyone have any insights/leaks?

>YFW 16 Devilsaur leather

POCHIE MONDAY

tvrtleGAWDS stay raping
pochietroons stay raped

>>534726025
>Anyone have any insights/leaks?
the db scrape is gatekept by guild troons unfortunately

>>534725740
go on home turtle trannies go on home
have you got no fucking threads of your own?

>>534726025
Does the skinning damage apply to transformed furries?

I miss Gamer District

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgcy6bsg4g

>>534726025
The previous thread has a link to the new items, or many of them at least
>there's a spicy chili food that makes you fart, decreasing attack power of targets behind you
incredible game design choice

note, the turtletroon never once posts content from their own server... curious

>>534726025
BS looking exciting

>>534726220
Supposedly, yes, just like you can use Scare Beast on druids.

>>534725901
Before Nost came out custom funservers were the most popular thing, then Nost came out and every server wanted to be the most Blizzlike 1x no changes server possible for every xpac, now after Classic people realized that playing the same shit over and over again got boring so they finally changed it up again. Maybe we'll see more servers like Epoch if they aren't able to save keeping the servers online

>>534726025
https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items
>The epoch item data is trivially accessible in the MPQs, and public item lists like https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items exists (epoch exclusive items start around ID 60035). What nobody has done for the public is format the data for use with something like cmango's wotlk-db to browse it more easily and associate it with crafting recipes when relevant.

anyone exploring the client currently?

>pochietroonie talking to xirself

>>534726293
That's a vanilla recipe

>>534724092
Their original starting zone up in the Stonetalon Mountains was so much better. The new is ugly and boring to play through. NOT comfy.

>>534726338
>>534726338
>poch item data is trivially accessible in the MPQs
its not though is it, you have to query the server for it

>>534726289
all dat custom content like uhhhhh

we're all on turtle/bronzebeard, there's just one schizo 'poch shill posting on cooldown

>>534725558
this...
>>534725815

>Set: While you are in an area touched by the Firelord, your attack power and spell damage is increased by 75.

>>534725141
Same

Bronzebeard won.

>>534726572
uh-huh

>>534726367
i have nothing new to show (except for tol barad) but i can go through the the two continents again
https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo

POCHIE MONDAY
TRVST THE PLVN

I might just play BBC+

>>534726706
You can only post the same links and same pics so many times until someone notices.

>>534726797
Same if I find a black bf on Epoch

ewwwwwww the pochotroono replied to me

If epoch isn't on monday I quit!

>>534726770
GET ON WITH IT

>>534726467
I didn't like that one much at all really, it felt like a leveling road off a funserver to me. Unless you're talking about a different iteration I'm unfamiliar with.

>>534725141
I wish cece was my girlfriend.

>>534723827
good vibes are very slowly coming back

>>534726941
...you job?
that's some dedication to poochie.

>>534726025
I normally go Herb/Alch just because I really like potion buffs while leveling but I might just do Blacksmithing this time.

>>534726941
Raped by the biggest, blackest grimtotem bull Azeroth has ever seen

>>534726941
But then you're gonna miss out on pochie tuesday

>>534726467
it was also overtuned.

>>534726770
can you explore more esoteric zones like feralas and desolace to see if there's something in there. tanaris and ungoro too.

>>534726941
i really doubt it'll be up by monday. best to assume they didn't do any work over the weekend.

>>534726941
It would be a shame to not have this pally bred by my orc

There's like 50 people still joining the discord every hour, is this normal or is the Epoch hype that strong?

>engi not getting any new combat stuff
Fuck this gay earth, what is next best shitter profession?

Turtle troons are having a meltdown. They can't believe Epoch still has so much hype despite failing to launch for weeks on end. They can't believe people want to play on a server that had a fraction of the effort put into it as Troondle did.

>>534727398
not normal for locked discord, no.

>>534726770
From what I recall
Wetlands has a new area.
Badlands has a new quest hub.
Swamp of Sorrows has had it's lost ones village expanded.
Felstone Fortress is new.
Andorhal is back to it's old version.
There is also picrel in wetlands overlooking the area.
Feralas has an ogre quest hub.
Stonetalon Caverns.

>>534727427
really makes you think. attacks will only intensify.

>>534727398
22k people online waiting

>>534724994
is 1 2 3 that hard to handle?

>>534723265 (OP)
>The sloppiest of AI slop
Really says a lot about this general

>>534727398
Its funny seeing an obviously botted situation while the people playing it insist other servers are full of bots

Sorry im late fellas.
Reminder to not fall for the turtle shills. Theyre being paid to shill actively. 10 bucks for 3 hours, and 10 cents if you follow their referral links.
Wether you be chink or jeet, whoever you are. You're selling out for 3.33 an hour. Youre worse than scum, you're worse than shameless. I'd say kys but that would be the easy way out for you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

>>534727519
>pic not attached
This.
Southern edge of Ungoro has a few new ruins.
Winterspring has the elf ruins.

>>534727427
idk if it still has "hype" desu.
I'm gonna play there because I want a new Classic server to play on, but the hype is completely gone lol. Nearly every streamer/youtuber has stopped covering it, and the conversation has slowed to a halt.
Discord is slow.
Reddit is completely dead.
This thread is slow even with samefagging.
Epoch will have a small comfy community, but there is no hype anymore lol.

big egg on bbc+, I wonder whats inside

>>534726770
what

>>534727598
>dying in retail
how long did you have to stand there lol

>>534727712
Do not redeem the epoch saar

>>534727726
I'm still on the edge of my seat for Epooch.

>>534727863
Revamped troll starter was in Cata

>>534727753
a "kodo" was inside

>>534726770
Not sure if I like the new org zeppeling area or not, at one point it's cool to have it in the city but at the same time it's just as far from everything as before...

>>534727863
he was showing off islands in durotar and those feel very similar to cata revamped areas

>>534727863
>>534727993
what

>>534727998
what's the lore behind a thunderhawk pretending to be a baby kodo?

Felstone looks sick tbdesu

>>534727950
>we will never get a full dive VR MMO
>we will never get a new .hack//
>we will never get an IMOQ remake
Kill me Aura.

>>534728107
it was a *major* revamp ok?

HOW DO WE RESPOND XISTERS?
>>534727805
>>534727805
>>534727805
>>534727805
>>534727805
>>534727805

>>534728107
let those pattern recognition cogs work

>>534728205
jajajajaja libs owned xD

>>534727726
it's over...

So much cool shit in the db.
I wanna play this server so fucking bad......

>>534727726
>Epoch will have a small comfy community
based

>>534728141
I have no clue, I've never read any lore in wow in my life

>>534728363
how you got the item db to show/work?

>>534726706
i miss this turtlekitten basically begging for people to join her funserver

Limited edition accounts
22k people waiting discord despite everything
Constant threads hitting bump limit despite the game not even being up
Rivals so threatened they are paying people to diss it and shill
HIstorically bad launch yet still we wait and believe
Epochads never surrender

>>534728440
xer is in the troll bake

>>534728186
>we will never get a full dive VR MMO
I dunno with shit like neuralink existing maybe we can get close in the next 10 - 20 years

>>534728502
I don't think it will happen in our lifetime but it'll probably happen at some point.

Did anyone ever find the undead reputation vendor in UC?

>new server notification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXVhTUIQGc

https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo

The new areas look really good, the hope in my heart is only being reinforced by this.

>>534727726
trvst the plan

>>534728363
>>534728437
more cool shit
shield that can be used instead of the bwl cloak
items made out of onyxia's hide

>>534728497
jesus christ the mental illness

>>534728779
We'll go there. Maybe it won't be tomorrow. Maybe it won't be this month. But we'll go there.

>>534728363
>mp5
>arcane
Oh its a boomy sta-
>holy
?????

Tell me there's more cool staves, Anon.

soon

>>534727598
is that a human with pointy ears? the fuck?

>>534726682
that seems extremely broken

>>534728858
desu a badass shield has a more "woah" factor than some cape

basilisk scale LW makes not-trash items now

>>534727598
>5 minutes until release
holy hype get ready

POCHIE MONDAY soon...

>>534728107
they look completely different gen alpha is cooked.

>>534729187
still wanna know how you can access item db plz anone...

>>534726682
too retoilety for me

>>534728729
>pic related
>"Yeah... That's what it's looking like"
kek not even your own linked streamers believe in your gay little project

>>534729289
https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items
this is not all the items. it was gathered during stress test and servers were shut down before they could scan them all.
items are not included in MPQs

poochie on a
monday
tuesday
wednesday
thursday
friday
saturday
sunday

>>534728186
I'm going to say it. outside of the feel of an mmorpg in single player game and how real they made the forum and messaging.
IMOQ is not a good franchise of games and neither is GU.

>>534728938
>>534729289
I cant
some stuff has been leaked https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items
I'm guessing it's far from being complete

>>534729415
literally who

>>534729554
https://www.twitch.tv/xernuuo
streaming Epoch's zones

>>534728363
>bonus at night
cool shit honestly

someone needs to rip that EOTS STV out and use it.

>>534729492
I disagree

trooney looney special turtle operation not going so well

>>534729460
>>534729289
oh and new items start at 60,000 I think. in stress test I saw items up to 66k but not every ID is filled

>>534729837
>Troll thread at 75 posts

Lol

Pochie Monday! yay yay

>>534729460
>>534729542
many thanks! bless ya anonz

no epoch? i goon

>>534729910
It's okay when you guys hit bump limit we'll use that one :)

>>534729970
i wish elves were real

Pochie week!
>"TURTLE LAUNCHES SERVER FIRST ACK ACK ACK"
yep, time for a comfy low pop server.

>>534729271
Wish I could be the little spoon for a girl like that

>2 active threads
dont do this to me

>play Turtle Paladin
>can pull 250+ mobs in Stratholme
>massive amount of fun, feel like a GIGACHAD, a reward for sticking with it all the way to 60 and beyond

>Play Floppoch cuckadin
>instantly oom after two consecrations
>dies when he pulls two packs
>no Holy Strike
>no Crusader Strike
>no mana regen
>literally "KEKY" THE CLASS

I know where I'm playing

Predictions when the monday update is coming?
Are they just going to plap it at midnight or at the usual uppy time 4am?

>>534730101
this one is the only active one, the other one is a troll bake

>>534730040
they are :3

>>534730029
>you
>we

>>534730136
Real story
>play Epoch paladin
>permanently stuck at level 7 because the servers are only up for 30 minutes once a week

>>534730173
Maybe when devs wake up on monday. Do they have day jobs? Maybe after they get off work.

Did anyone mange to datamine professions? There's basically jack shit on their website.

well im bored of bbc+ already, it's just the same retail slop underneath a thin veneer of classic

>>534730136
>play epoch
stopped there, fucking liar

>>534730394
You'll just have to wait and see

>>534730173
there definitely won't be an update for like 19 hours

>>534730136
Reminder that paladin is the most optimal class on turtle for heal, tank and DPS, the reason for this is because there's a whale guild on turtle made up entirely of male human paladins, who are in cahoots with shenna to get paladin giga buffed so they can dominate all content without any outsiders interfering.

>>534730414
I feel like it throws to many things at the player right from the start.

why do yall still have a thread? you dont have a game!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534730414
>well im bored of bbc+ already, it's just the same retail slop underneath a thin veneer of classic
everyone has been saying that...

>>534729758
That's fair. of all the .hack projects I've seen I enjoy sign the most.

>>534730610
well im not a sheep so I dont take everyone word for everything

>>534730531
>the Paladin cartel runs Turtle, SoD, retail, and Warmane
Are paladins the Jews of Azeroth

>>534730618
SIGN was peak soul that LotB (lol) and GU just didn't reach.

Ambie Sunday

How we feeling pochie sisters??

>>534730689
bwo...

is it pochie monday yet

>>534730598
I literally hit level 2 on friday anon

>>534730761
Vibes are immaculate. Just playing MoP in the meantime.

>>534730761
hope is rising

>>534730761
If Epoch worked I could have a troon gf by now...

>>534730689
BASED human bro, only a fool would take anything said here as gospel. question everything

>>534727865
i had to aggro like 4 goblins and it still took a bit lmao

>>534728729
this is what the Hyjal portal looks like in vanilla

>>534730847
for me it is

>>534730136
>play Paladin

Pochie Monday for Kaytotes probably means Tuesday at 3am...

Schizo theory here maybe magic left becasue he doesn't like trans people.

Paladin is supposed to be the main character in every RPG. If anything I wouldnt trust ones where it isn't.

Pochie Bros what slop should my dwarf eat tonight. Taco Bell or Five Guys

How do you guys defend yourselves whenever people make fun of you? All my friends in discord keep talking shit and laughing at me that I was excited for this and they keep telling me to just play on their private server but I hyped it up to them for months and after only two days they all gave up and now just shit on the server. What am I supposed to do?

>>534731564
based

I'm not sure i believe in Pochie monday, but they should just cap it at a reasonable number and tell crybabies in queue to get bent.

>>534731564
He left because he's mentally immature (he's 19) and can't deal with criticism if something he made doesn't work like he thought it would. He did the same thing almost a year ago.

>>534731596
I play pic related with them and admit I was wrong

>>534731612
Its seemed fine at 5k, I don't think it was crashing because of numbers anymore

good night pochiebros
see you tomorrow for a very epic pochie monday

>>534731596
then they're not your friends, you emotionally dependent bitch.

>>534731596
ill be your friend when the servers come up

>>534728997
Humans (and Kul Tirans?) received half-elf customization options a while ago

>>534727598
New character models are the biggest trash ever soulless slop.

schizo theory: this has all been a big show to get the population down to a more comfy level

>>534731564
He was simply fired because he's an incompetent infra dev.

Unlike just programming and scripting, infra requires actual real life experience to not fuck, because if you do fuck up on live production it's often fatal.

>>534731596
Honestly that doesn't sound like friends desu

>>534731879
>Its seemed fine at 5k
Epoch niggas are the only people on earth that will tell you 20 minutes of uptime before the servers crashed is a success

>>534731596
People don't make fun of me. and all my friends are in this thread.

>>534731898
>>534732131
>They're not your friends if they make fun of your dead non-existent server
Nice cult faggot.

>>534731879
Just a reminder that gurubashi never got above 2k pop before the crash

what did i miss from that stream?

pochie cuckie status? pochie cuckie troonie meltie? uh oh! pochie cuckie meltie!!!

>>534731564
Isn't this the second time Magic has left the team? I'm pretty sure i remember him leaving Discord once before.

>>534731596
>>534723265 (OP)
lol

why dont they just ask chatgpt how to make a server?

>>534732043
When you have multiple people leaving the project daily and one even said he's selling information about it that theory doesn't make much sense

>>534732153
I mean it wasn't laggin or anything, and the crashes seemed to be for other reasons.

>play retail
>too many procs to track
>suck ass
>quit
'poch monday...

If epoop doesn’t launch tomorrow I am roping.

>>534732232
I'd rather suck a dick than play turtle but you wouldn't get it.

>>534732306
It's like making fun of the retarded kid in class!

>>534732427
They made Ret paladin specifically for people like you. Just press the glowing button bro

>>534732427
just play demon hunter trust me. it's the only retail class no designed like total slop.

>>534732238
Gurubashit doesn't matter.

>>534732232
Anon was getting roasted for hyping a server to the point he felt the need to ask us for coping mechanisms/strategies to defend himself from them making jokes? That definitely sounds like friendship to me, nigger.

>>534732043
That would be too high IQ a move, also would it work? I cannot see people quitting epoch ever, for anything outside official classic +.
Other Pservers just are not in the same league.

What happens when there's no news monday

>vibes are rising
>troonis are having melty
>monday soon
I can feel it, pochie is close!

>>534732726
'poch tuesday baby let's go

>>534732702
Nigga you haven't even played the fucking server

>>534732726
People will cope about it being a 4D chess maneuver to get rid of tourists

>>534732726
Then we wait till Tuesday.

>>534732442
I honestly think it was ready to go but it seems someone added something last minute that caused a problem and everyone there had a meltdown after all the preparation

>>534732726
Nothing happens.
Still not playing Ambershire thoughbeit

>>534732726
there will be

>>534732657
Knowing how sensitive you faggots get over your precious OP I wouldn't take any stock in that.

>>534732726
why do people even suspect news monday?
they took the weekend off, no work is being done, all the problems on friday will still exist on monday.

>>534732726
POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534732043
>after several weeks of 4D Chess and burning bridges, Epoch devs finally reduced the number of people willing to put up with their shit to under 2k
>it took a lot of work, but now they can finally have the comfy population they wished for
>the server still crashes in 5 minute

>>534732881
it's ready to launch

>>534732881
Ulmetrs didn't take the weekend off

>>534732803

xernuuo... thats not the right DM...

>>534732881
It would be the right thing to do as a development team to tell people generally what you're working on.

>Monday is here soon
Oh fuq trooniesisters you told me this wouldn't happen!?
HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!??

Everyone knows it was a disaster and badly handled every step of the way adn yet we stillhope and believe. How did they do this?

>>534732878
>paid shill that doesn't even play the game
>fake edit
Pathetic

>>534733302
Fresh addiction

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534733141
new instances are new instance ID's. the sandbox uses wotlk ones. noggit/noggit3 doesn't show the new instances. I think noggit-red might but it has very bad compatibility on my machine so someone else can try and find out sooner

>>534733178
man they know what they're working on, they're working on putting the anvilmar npcs back in place and checking the surrounding areas for other fuck ups.
but unless these guys don't have jobs I don't see how they can fix it in time for a monday release and lets be real here. if they aren't releasing on monday they shouldn't say shit.

>>534733357
nah this is way beyond fresh

>>534733313
>fake edit
???
https://youtu.be/-im3TbxZnMc

>it's already Monday
>still no update after hyping that up as the relaunch day
OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>534733357
But I have no desire to go on turtle fresh?

It's still sunday, chudever

>>534732878
Who is the mpreg guy anyway?

>>534733396
That's the paid shill that does't even play the game, the fake edit is the other one.

>>534733385
'We' want to know what theyre working on.

>>534733403
It's still Sunday here in the UK for another 1 hour 30 minutes

>>534733560
That's Ross' dad, it runs in the family

>>534733561
>That's the paid shill that does't even play the game
She streams her level 60 character raiding their custom T4 raid. Cope.

>>534733363
they deleted the namelist, so new instances don't show in noggit

I missed the tail end of the stream, was he able to get into the new instances?

>>534733403
22:30 in UK. Also a day lasts 24 hours. Obviously no one is expecting an update on the stroke of midnight

>>534733651
nope

FUCK I WAS LATE

>>534733642
Anon a paid shill can't get access to a level 60 character?

>>534733716
rip

the amount of shilling for tuuto is insane
makes me never even want to try it if you have to try so hard to get people to play it

>>534733653
>Obviously no one is expecting an update on the stroke of midnight
I was. I feel like after 48 hours of radio silence it's the least you could do.

>>534733642
>implying shenna isn't above giving paid shills top gear

>>534733879
Then you're a retard, sorry I can't do anything about that

>>534733879
You're posting in a thread consisting of people with zero standards. What did you expect?

>>534733869
Both servers are shit but it's fun to fan the flames on both sides, this is why OSRS won

>>534733584
>Hey guys today we're just putting the anvilmar building back in it's right place haha!

>>534733869
no one should play on pservers with a cash shop

>>534734006
Thats not why the servers crashed

>>534730414
they just upscaled the HP on everything but kept the rest of the wrath scaling so it's really boring to play, you run out of mana constantly but you never run low on HP

>>534734058
the server didn't crash.

>>534734008
There's nothing wrong with cosmetics

>>534733969
>you're retarded for expecting an update in a timely manner on the day they promised an update
Get Kes' curved, veiny girldick out of your mouth for once

>>534734101
Well it sure wasnt taken down for 3 days over something fixable in 10 minutes.

>>534733649
but theoretically if i try to enter every areaid starting at 1 i should wind up in one of the dungeons eventually?

>>534733879
what part of "taking the weekend off" is too hard to understand?

>>534733879
b-But they do it for le FREE! Touch grass!

>>534733869
with the dicksword closed, 4chan is unironically one of the only places you can discuss epoch alongside reddit. it makes sense that genuine shills (unpaid ofc) would show up and start aggressively pushing their garbage as traffic spikes

>>534734141
>timely manner is a midnight on a monday
i can tell you never worked a day in your life and never will with ape iq

pochsisters, the turtlechuds are still laughing at me. i accused them of being shills, brown, and even used a transphobic slur (im sorry!!!!) but they're still laughing. how do i get them to stop??

>>534734229
You don't deserve a break if you fail to deliver anything that you promised

>>534734206
why do you want updates if you don't read the existing ones?

>>534734112

>>534734210
technically, but teleporting directly to ids is broken on the sandbox aio
at least on that client, don't know why

>>534734141
You have unrealistic expectations of a small amateur team, thats on you bud.
>monday starts at exactly midnight, wheres the update bitches
They haven't even promised an update at any time, they just said they were taking the weekend off

>>534734141
>in a timely manner
it's... not even monday yet...

>>534725714
I think that's stonetalon caverns instance entrance.

>>534731596
idgaf because I don't have server loyalty like a cuck. i'm playing on turtle and trying out ascension in the mean time, and I know when epoch comes out (if it comes out) i'll go on it because i've played the beta and I know it's good.

>>534734374
shiet well being 100 with you big bro it wasn't too long ago they promised updates every 24 hour and they couldn't even keep to that.

>>534734272
>>534734374
>>534734385
Keep licking up Kes' cum anons I'm sure she'll ERP with you on Epoch. They failed to give an update like they promised, this entire server is looking like a rugpull

>>534734518

>>534734372
it's not broken. i believe it performs a check on the AreaTables csv and only attempts if it gets a match. you can try .go instance 78 and it should take you to deadmines (which maps to 36 in noggit).

>>534734570
my point still stands, you never worked a day in your life and it shows hard

>>534732891
is that...

>>534726682
wtf is a mystic scroll? sounds like some clown server shit.

>>534734645
forgot the link
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/barncastle/AIO-Sandbox/refs/heads/master/Common/Resources/AreaTriggers.csv

LAST SLEEPY/NAP CHANCE BEFORE POCHIE HABBENING TIMES START
GET YOUR EEPY TIME NOW OR BE TIRED!

>>534725901
Epoch isn't even remotely sane lol.
Even if you don't count Troondle, we have Epoch, BBC+, Wallcraft in a few months, Azeroth at War next year, Blizz Wrath+ "soon".

Classic+ is on fire right now. Turtles time on top is quickly coming to an end.

>people are still focused on pochie when Metzen's Kino just leaked

We are going Home.

>>534734570
can you show me where they promised an update on monday? I've missed it

>>534733869
well then I guess you'll get to experience not playing the game on both servers LOL

I got 3 60s on turtle, don't wanna play there, quit 2 years ago. Not coming back for fresh. Don't like their content. Don't like their class changes. I own a mailbox, auctioneer and the happy cloud mount on one of my characters.

>>534734647
Your point holds no ground and you're being a bootlicker for a server paying you $0.00, stand up for yourself for once in your life and stop bending over

>>534734761
is that J'lor!? the greatest threat to the warcraft universe ever known!?

>>534734647
>>534734782
>y-y-y-y-you aren't ENTITLED to an update, chud!!
why are pochie discord troons in my comfy turtle general?

GET YOUR eepy IN NOW. STEALTH LAUNCH IS IN 6 HRS.

>>534734547
If they're having a weekend off, why would you still expect a daily update? what daily update do you want or expect?
>we are still on the weekend off, thanks see you at exactly midnight for another report about how we haven't done anything yet
You are absolutely retarded. They might post something within the next 24 hours saying hwat they plan to do next, or they might not. Its bed time in the UK, maybe they'll have a good nights sleep like a normal person and do something tomorrow. Get mad about it some more.

>>534734859
my points holds a ground because you expect an amateur team of devs to suddenly wake up at midnight and give you an update, they're not your slaves and never will be, they're working for free

>>534734761
>j'lor is back
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

>>534734761
>Shadowlands 2
Metzen... I fucking kneel...

>>534734982
>i-its free you can't criticize them
There it is, the classic bootlicker reply

>>534734859
How about you just play sukoma instead

>>534734761
i dont see this anywhere

>>534734267
>>534734003
>>534734819
at first i thought it was pretty funny, the stair video hilarious but man wtf is going on lol
you cant possibly think constantly
posting shit about turtle makes the server look good and make people want to play there

>>534735091
ligma nuts bro xD

>>534735090
moving goalposts, you can criticize them however you want, just dont expect them to wakeup at midnight and give you an update lol.
Again, showing you're a neet nigger than worked roughly 0 hours in actual work

>>534734981
shiet well big bro being honest with you again I wasn't even talking about the week end this happened before this weekend.
I was just pointing out a behavioral pattern but what with you going off like that something tells me you aren't thinking too straight right now so don't even worry bout it bro. I aint trying to get into it with a guy just looking to go off. ima keep it pushing.

>>534734828
>happy cloud mount
>I don't like their content
>so I bought the most retarded part of it
I want to call you a liar but knowing how retarded this playerbase is, I can absolutely see you doing this.

>>534735209
cute meltie, now go pay your taxes wagie. my welfare wont pay itself

>>534735221
aite nigga, finna be real you bitchmade but aite push on

>>534735362
>haha i was pretending to be retarded
wowwie what a good response

>>534735367
bitchmade how? bitchmade who? who you talking to?

>>534734761
You missed the most important part

>>534735337
What's wrong with it? It's silly so I like it.

>>534735424
talkin t'you bitchmade, said push on nigga

>>534734946
Mind controlled Edea was such a good character. They should have kept that going longer.
Also fun fact - she was originally designed to be a minion of Jenova in FF7.

>>534735514
boy you best stop playin with me before i put that fire to you.

>>534734761
>J'lor got redeemed
No fuckin way

>>534735191
I don't play on any wow servers

Only on Epoch will you find people bootlicking for a server they've played a grand total of 25 minutes on for 2 weeks, no update still btw

>Still getting excited for retail expansions
Absolutely pathetic LMAO

>>534735634
He was corrupted by the real bad guys :(

>>534735657
keep seething neet nigger lmoa

>>534735657
this thread is 90% turtle shills circle jerking are you retarded

>>534735657
No one is bootlicking bro, people are just calling YOU retarded. It has nothing to do with the devs of epoch.

>>534734761
YO THIS THE ONE WITH THE GRAVY ON IT

>>534734761
retail is home huh
brutal

Monday hasn't started yet in UK, and monday will last until 23:59 tomorrow. Niggerr

>>534735712
Last Titan will probably be a complete reset of the game. I'm open to a complete reset of the game.
>>534735765
Then why did they insist on not posting in this thread?
>>534722847

>>534734761
>Jailer is back
FUCKING BASED

>>534735765
I don't play Troondle.
I refuse to play Epoch.
I will wait for VVallcraft.

>>534735829
If ti gets to 23:59 tomorrow and no update ima go off gangsta style

>>534734761
>have to collect the infinity stones again
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Should I play TWW?

>>534736054
No

>>534735453
>>534734761
I don't see this anywhere, damn AI generation has gotten good

>>534736114
Thank you

>>534734761
bruh

>>534736164
Yeah it's a shitpost but most people in this thread are brown so they'll believe anything you show them at face value

>>534735829
If ti gets to 23:59 tomorrow and no update ima go off gangnam style

>>534736054
Yes

>>534736164
>>534736254
You guys sound like joyless fucks

reminder that turtletroons have never once posted about turdle custom content

>>534736054
Actually play it? No.
But you should buy the Midnight/TWW bundle and level a character to max so you're ready for Midnight when it drops.

>>534736054
At this point no, wait for Midnight if anything.

>>534736398
We do all the time you stupid faggot. Here, I have this one prepared :)
>Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:

3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)

2 new dungeons

600+ new items

Tons of other custom content

Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

>>534736365
>nooo you have to trust me larp

>get shown a screenshot of a custom epoch zone
>looks like a vanilla screenshot
>get shown a screenshot of a custom turtle zone
>looks like a pserver
Hmmm

All I ask is for blizzard to leave Lor'Themar alone, just let my man be happy

Its Monday in the UK now btw bootlickers, what happened to the update

>>534736590
post an in-game screenshot... oh wait... you're a paid shill and dont play the game

>>534736590
what took you so long?

>>534736590
5 turtle coins have been added to your account

>>534736695
I'm pretty sure they forgot Chad'Themar exists so he should be fine.

>>534736704
11pm sunday fool

Damn... It really is over for Epoch. Magic just made a post on his YouTube channel explaining everything.

>>534736719
Why would I do that when I can just link footage?
Nice job moving the goalpost btw.
https://youtu.be/b7z-yAdPchQ
>>534736863
Link

>>534732702
I can’t see them fixing 1500 bugs ever. Even if they get the servers up and running in a stable condition, their scripting is totally fucked. Critically, a bunch of abilities don’t work correctly. Pets don’t work. I generally don’t get why anybody is still excited for this mess. This is like “a concept of a plan,” wow edition.

>>534736863
is there any proof whatsoever this is actually his account?

>>534736806
I hope so, last I saw of him he got his 7ft tall time-elf mommy wife so I just want him to fade away into the background lest they fuck him up like the rest of their melanin deficient characters

PVMP

>>534737002
Built for my tongue

>>534736590
>Yet more low-level shit that'll only ever be run by mount farmers or people still leveling
When was the last time you did Crescent Grove shill? Turtle's endgame is dead as all hell, and K40 was the final nail in the coffin. One of the dullest and most frustrating raids I've ever had the displeasure to do, and all for loot that ain't even any good.
>>534737002
based

>>534736863
>the launch was a disaster because I'm an incompetent retard with no work experience so I bailed out during the most critical time instead of helping the team
Why is lil gup yapping instead of keeping his head low

https://www.youtube.com/@magic_wow/posts
>left due to personal issues

>>534736863
>we never wanted that many players, that's why we shilled over years on reddit and rushed our stress test and release after SoD "ended"
They can't stop lying.

>>534736945
>>534736976
https://youtube.com/@magic_wow

Yeah, he makes ts-wow modding videos on there.

>>534737002
gdi wasn't fast enough, someone tell me they got it for catbox

>>534736863
I said days ago the devs shouldn't have kept engaging with the community once it got so massive. He shouldn't have personally apologize for anything, let Kaytotes make some PR statement.

>>534737039
>Yet more low-level shit that'll only ever be run by mount farmers or people still leveling
That's the whole point of classic+ you stupid fucking idiot. What do you think Epoch is?
>muh endgame
Fuck off back to retail if that's all you care about.

>>534737039
> K40 was the final nail in the coffin
very much this, i did the raid few times and at the end i always felt like i could of just played TBC, because blizz did kara better lul

>>534736863
>family and medical matters were real

>>534736863
Grim

It's over... Come on everyone, let's go to Ascension Bronzebeard.

I'm warming up to this island, it's not completely awful and the weather effects are pretty neat.

>>534736863
The rest:
We worked so hard to fix the servers. We really did. If there is nothing else you take from this post, just know that we truly did our best to get them back up. Almost every day since launch I and the rest of the technical team were pulling 16hr+ days working on the servers, trying to fix things, help with tooling, etc. I lost about 10 pounds, and only got 2-3 hours of sleep a night. My family was worried about me, my friends were worried about me. I left the house only twice since launch.

And then the second week after launch my grandmother got very sick. She passed away a few days later. This was the first death of someone close to me that I experienced. Appreciate for a moment how hard it is to try and grieve for your family member and you come home to see the project and community in the state it was, sending death threats to you, attempting to dox you, trying to actively harass you. The mental strain this took on me was terrible.

I'm simply a college student that tried to share the modding community to the greater part of the private server scene. I never wanted all the responsibility that was thrown on me, I just wanted to make stuff that seemed cool and share it to people. I also don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome of whatever becomes of Project Epoch. There are plenty of other capable people still on the team that can take over the roles and jobs I did.

I made the decision to leave for a combination of reasons. First, the stress it was taking on me was unsustainable. Secondly, at the time I left I was seriously starting to worry for my safety with all of the death threats and doxing. And lastly, the passion I had four years ago when I started had finally gone out. Because of these I have decided to permanently leave the modding and private server scene.

Thanks for reading this, and I hope it may have dispelled some myths and rumors flying around.

>>534737229
Yeah my grandma conveniently died a lot when I was in college and needed more time to complete projects also

" I also don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome of whatever becomes of Project Epoch. There are plenty of other capable people still on the team that can take over the roles and jobs I did."
t. magic

>>534737379
Wrong thread

>>534737393
when i was in hs i skipped so many classes because i had a period for 9th time this month kek

>>534737229
That feels like extra. like how are you going to how both?

Who gives a fuck if their granny dies lmao fuckin pussy

>>534737379
right thread, we love turtle bros here

>This was the first death of someone close to me that I experienced
Is he 14 years old or something

>>534736863
>>534737380
>"he's still part of le team"
t. project epoch

Remember, the worst thing you can ever say to your playerbase is "I'm sorry". They players aren't your friends.

>Yeah we worked 27 hours a day and half my immediate family died, and my dog died, and I broke my leg, and I caught the black plague and I'm under arrest so I have to stop working
Hmmmmmmmm
Somehow I don't feel he's being very honest

>>534736863
>youngest tier of zoomer thinks 'death-threats' are real and something to be genuinely fearful of
Society is fucking cooked. I'm pretty sure this retard didn't get essentially fully doxed like Ross, and unless I've been asleep, nothing has come out of that happening since he retardedly exposed a trail of his identity.

Encountering a first mildly stressful time in your life as a 18 year old, and then having your grandma randomly die if you were close is one thing. People used to have unlucky multiple things happen to them and be able to deal with it inside real circles of their lives. But since these stupid faggots built a house of cards for themselves where they'd gladly take popularity and praise alone, they weren't prepared for the fucking embarrassment and brutal nature of WoW nerds ESPECIALLY private server degens.

>>534737380
Boo fucking hoo

>>534736863
>still running the same "we didnt want this" lie
kekaroo

>>534737708
First directly related death in my family happened when I was 27

>>534737125
Yeah, they're launching a server with 1500+ custom quest, because they wanted a few hundred players, that totally makes sense.

>>534737708
He's unironically 19, I have no idea why they picked someone with no coding experience to be in one of the most critical roles for running a server

>>534737215
I said pretty much the same thing when they released K10, thought they were shooting themselves in the foot by making a raid based in the same location as TBC Kara.
I was willing to give it a fair shot, even with how shit ES was, but needn't have bothered.

>>534736863
>>534737380
>words words words
I dont care about other people
When can I play Project Epoch?

>>534737905
>critical role
>>534737426
He doesn't matter

>>534737708
H think they said he was 19. And the project is like 4 or 5 years old. So yes, they guy in charge of their infrastructure was 15 at the start. And people wonder why they can't handle more than 2k player.

>>534737843
"It took 4 years to write, I thought it would take 4 years to read"

>>534737929
love me es, a raid you do an entire chain quest for and fuckton of money just to whip a pinnata with mediocre gear
I mean onyxia was the same, but you shan't repeat blizzsharts mistakes

I sympathize with the kid, went from working on something in his spare time for fun to this shitshow, I'd quit too if I was him

>>534738052
>Magic quits
>entire team has to scramble to find a replacement
>hehe btw guys we're taking the weekend off to relax :)
Sure must be a coincidence, he's not in an important role at all

>>534737813
24 here, it's really not that unbelievable desu.

pochiebabs lost
the j'lore won

so all of a sudden i'm meant to be feel bad for magic for a situation he put himself in?

>>534737807
"We didn't want this many people."
>Paid editors to make YouTube trailers
>Paid for art and promotional work
>Non-stop advertising on wowservers and 4chan
>Boasting about their marketing skills on discord
I think the wanted it..

>>534738215
>There are plenty of other capable people still on the team that can take over the roles and jobs I did

You struggle to extract the key components from bullshit waffling about stress and dead grannies

>>534738234
>works on fixing the server
>his grandma dies
>somehow his fault

>>534738234
Yeah that's how I felt reading it also, the entire scenario was self inflicted and he could've quit the first time he left if he wanted to. The faggot walked out on people he's worked with for years at the worst time for them because he couldn't handle it

>>534738125
Onyxia at the very least has the good sense not to bore you to death with debuffs that artificially extend the length of the fight. Playing arms? Have fun waiting for six fucking seconds for one auto. That and the sheer amount of fucking trash, with all of it being mandatory to clear, at least until people figured out you use a rogue to reset it.

I find it so funny that people were sending this nigga death threats.
like I want the server up to but imagine being like
>put the server up or ill kill you
also ross didn't get doxxed retard has his IRL FB on his profile or something.

>>534738162
I'd follow through on promises I made and work I started.

>>534737713
i hate this about them. the dishonesty. gonna be more of that with magic gone probably

i feel bad for pochietroonies, they've been topped, dommed, raped and buck broken so hard that it's book of job tier suffering at this point.

>>534737002
Someone post this on a filehost for next jiggie

>>534737380
it's unfortunate to hear but they did this to themselves. they kept themselves under their own gun instead of just being real and saying, "shit is fucked up, sorry everyone. check back in a week or two but we didn't really think about a few necessary things so it may take longer"

how do i get bbc access...

>>534738356
Yes? In this day and age especially with medicinal advancement and proper health management it's easy to not die, especially when you're some old coot. How a zoomer like him didn't think to do something to help his Grandma is what's frustrating to hear about

>>534738356
Dead grandmothers and death threats, how many times will you fall for these meme excuses. What's next, he couldn't fix the server because his dog ate his coding homework?

>>534738356
Anon... I'm obviously not talking about his grandmother dying. I loved my grandmother so I don't blame him for that at all. but the otherstuff.

>>534738316
which just tells me that everything else is a lie too
cryptofaggots are not to be trusted

>>534738316
they've been repeating this lie since the week before launch. they have told themselves this so much they actually believe it now.

>>534736863
he's a parsetranny, he shouldn't have any involvement with a vanilla+ project

>>534738446
They deleted that thouhg, so obviously he was and then he wasn't

what class are you rolling on ambershire, anon?

>>534738526
This site is for 18+ only

>>534738695
Gobbo woyer, fren c:

>>534738695
I'm gonna just keep playing HC Anni

>>534738494
EXACTLY EXACTLY.
Had they just delayed it a month it would have been so much easier on them they took the hard road and act like peoples feelings are unexpected or surprising.
They needed to show more humility to avoid the pserver schizos turning against them.

>WE DIDNT WANT THIS MANY PEOPLE
>WE ONLY WANTED TWO RAID TEAMS

>>534737380
Oh so he's an idiot.

<Amber Pals and Trans Gals> or <Ambershite> for the /epog/ guild on Ambershire?

>>534737772
>I'm pretty sure this retard didn't get essentially fully doxed like Ross, and unless I've been asleep, nothing has come out of that happening since he retardedly exposed a trail of his identity
yeah nothing else has happened lol its completely overblown

>>534738854
>responding to low hanging ESL fruit
yeah this dude is underage
good riddance

>>534736863
>>534737380
>I also don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome of whatever becomes of Project Epoch. There are plenty of other capable people still on the team that can take over the roles and jobs I did.
Do we even know how many they are? Anyway that "magic is the dev pillar of the project" seems like a bunch of bullshit as i throught.

>>534738917
<Pochie Pals>!!!!

>>534738356
>>his grandma dies
Allegedly. I can't believe them after lying several times before. To me it looks like the cheapest excuse to quit form an incompetent 19yo.

Everyone tells their side of the story to make themselves look good. He did fuck all there for most the two weeks of stress and fucked up the launch, see ya

>>534738494
Literally all it would've taken. People would've understood and laid off them for however long they asked.

Instead they just kept everyone on edge with the random times for tests, while denying they were doing so, and are shocked when people don't like to be kept like that for weeks

>>534738526
could you imagine if this was a world where instead of seeing his grand mother he was working on some shitheap private server?
i hope to god this isn't the case, I think I'd cry.

Reminder that they have lied multiple times already.

Are people really gullible enough to eat up the classic "my grandma died so I couldn't finish my homework btw" excuse

I really doubt they put a fresh faced college kid in charge of their whole infra.

>treat people like shit
>people get angry
>quit project and tell people your grand mother dies
I want to believe him, but i just feel like im being manipulated again.

What time do name reservations come up on ambie... im too dumb to know what 1700 st is

>>534738526

How is this guy a retard exactly? he was volunteering his time for something he presumably enjoyed then when he didn't want to do it any more he quit. he's a retard just because you want to play epoch ASAP?

Now this is what I'm talking about, more of these contraptions in the zone would be nice.

So wait everyone took the weekend off because magic grandmother passed? are they all fucking related or something?

>>534739248
They did, he was even 15 when he was put in charge lmao.

>>534739461
Bull shit

>>534739248
why would a 15 year even want to be lead dev on a fucking classsic wow project? was even alive when vanilla was out?

>>534738695
hunter

>discord in flames and on lockdown
>reddit filled with seething threads, defenders overwhelmed and demoralized
>devs quitting and outright leaking internal conversations
>patches are no longer being tested internally
>dev team faltering, becoming extremely toxic to the community and one another
I think we are less than 2 days away from Kaytotes selling the core to Turtle Wow and deleting the discord and github

>>534739340
Anyone working 16hrs a day for two weeks and forgetting to eat while doing it for free is retarded.

>>534739446
Kaytotes said that the core is fine now and any problem from their custom quest would be solved in 3 minutes or so. So instead of solving it in 3 minutes they decided to take the weekend to celebrate the stealth launch.

>>534739446
she was like a grandma to all of us bro

They are lying to you anon why do you think they banned the word "psyop" on their discord

>>534739198
"Uhm, little girl, you seem to be misinformed, I didn't lie, I'm using marketing strategies." -D.L.

>>534739340
don't forget we are le internet hate machine rofl

>>534739550
People forget but a lot of zoomers got into Classic around 2019/2020 because it was the biggest version of the game during Covid lockdown and every streamer on earth was playing it.

There are too many 5 min item spawn quests on this island

>human
>male
>warrior
>slow n steady
>exhaustion
comfy times await

>>534739446
Probably because they know they're going to have many more fixes, even if the core is stable and didn't want to keep crunching without taking some time off for themselves. I assume these people have day jobs still.

>>534739446
She was a super-sexo GILF and the rest of the team was running trains on her. Why else do you think they acepted a 15yo on their project?

>>534739628
I bid hundred bucks.

Why didn't they just release multiple servers and keep it like that until they figured out how to not have it crash past 5k players?

>>534739257
please respond...

>>534739885
jesus christ this shit made me laugh but god dam, you guys are really do this mans pain in the worse way.

>>534739957
11 am Texas time

>>534726293
This is a vanilla thing, but I'd not mind if there were more pieces of equipment like that, or that their finished product were part of a chain of production.

>>534740078
Honestly I have a hard time believing anything they say, I doubt his grandma actually died because he even threw in getting doxxed with death threats when his personal info hasn't been leaked.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I’m so sorry, Magic if you ever read this thank you for adding to one of..If not the best classic+ private server on the market o7 Take all the rest you need man, You earned it and deserve it <3 Get well soon, Take care of yourself and keep pushing forward.
redditors are fucking bizarre.

>Waste 2 weeks of my life constantly putting shit off in order to play this server
>Only managed to get 30 minutes played total throughout it all because the server keeps shitting the bed
>Suddenly one dev decides to up and quit because of some lame ass excuse
>Most likely the server won't even come back up anytime soon because of this
Who's the faggot that decided to shill this shit to me I want a refund on all the time I wasted holding out hope for this shit

>asked the 3 friends I was going to level on epoch with if they're going to play turtle fresh next weekend
>all 3 said no they'll just play other games
Turtle really fucked up by not launching Ambershire this weekend.

>>534740240
>his personal info hasn't been leaked.
Publicly. It's always possible the people who allegedly doxxed him legitimately wanted to blackmail them and not just fuck with them.

>>534740078
I'd feel sorry for real if the story is true, terrible timing. But it sounds like a lame and gay lie form a lame and gay guy that mismanaged everything since the stress test in a lame and gay way.

Chances Ktotes is the real problem tho, he was lamest and gayest, being the project lead et all.

>>534740365
He's a broke 19 year old in college they aren't going to try to extort him, if someone had his personal info they would've ran with it here like what happened with Ross.

>>534740164
Thanks!!!

>>534740341
are they really your friends though if they won't do stuff with you?

this is going to make me sounds like a piece of shit, but you know what I thought when magic announced the pass of his grand mother.
not man that sucks but more like, great now every time people want to criticize the server people are going to say.
>stfu the devs worked on this while their family lay sick and dying
I just know it, any criticism towards magic or the poor infrastructure deflected by grandma right away.
>Hey devs why doesn't this work
only reply will be shut the fuck up they received death threats.
i see it already conversation on this server will only get worse.
rip that niggas grandmom for real, but I really hold my head in my hands for the future of epoch discourse.
I also hope these retards don't add a grave for her in game.

>>534740331
It was a all a toort psyop to get people hyped for a classic+ fresh server again

>>534740341
None of my friends wanna play turtle either

>>534740331
He wasn't that important, he was a kid helping out a bit. The weekend off is because the relaunch fucked up because of something he did and they all lost it and decided they need a break. It'll be fine, its not the ned of the world

>>534739945
That technology doesn't exist anon, kaybloat said so
>>534739957
IIRC their server time is in GMT

>>534740331
deca

>>534740240
yeah and surely if you release a bad product then people will want to dox you even more right? so it makes no sense for him to ragequit. you dont put your head deeper into the lions mouth when it has its jaws around your neck
>>534740365
the only person related to epoch who has been "doxxed" is ross and its hardly a dox lol he had his full name on his steam profile which has the same username as his discord

>>534740501

>>534740492
Totes is a gypsy so it's 100% his fault

>>534740365
>legitimately wanted to blackmail them
WHERE'S THE SERVER MAGIC?

>>534738506
either get a free code somehow or just buy a key from the Ascension shop

>>534738446
Inex wasn't lying, Magic just dipped without saying anything and/or the devs were aware Magic left but didn't think it was important to inform the entire staff, as in, the CMs as well. that's been a big issue as well, CMs are left in the dark, Kaytotes clearly doesn't consider them part of the team, he just treats them like free janitors.

>>534740341
I wanted to play something WoW related this summer (too hot to go outside) but no way I'd play Turtle (or Ascension).

Duskhaven fucking when?

>>534737380
>I left the house only twice since launch
is this supposed to be impressive

>>534740365
ross only got "doxxed" because he uses his full name like a retard and linked his fb on a profile. if you're not even trying to hide your identity is it even a doxx?

>>534737380

>>534740717
>first he was an autistic german (redundant)
>then a cucked brit (redundant)
>now he's a dirty gypsy (redundant)
And this isn't even his final form yet.

>>534740685
>sample

A pregnant man emoji caused all of this.

>>534740765
That's exactly what they are though
I've said this before but they're not CMs, they're just volunteer discord jannies. That's why they were so overwhelmed when they actually had to moderate

>the Monday announcement everyone waited for was Magic making up that his grandma died so he had to leave the team
This shit is never relaunching is it

>>534740741
ive missed every code i saw... i will just wait patiently...

>Grandma sits down to play the new fwesh server Epoch
>she can't get past queue
>has an aneurysm from cringe and dies
Sorry guys gotta leave the team

>>534740240
>he even threw in getting doxxed with death threats when his personal info hasn't been leaked.
If i was magic I would have quit aswell, but I actually think he was retarded to have quit for the reasons he gave.
If he thought the death threats had a credible threat to them, he's fucked. if epoch doesn't launch or fails this dude is going to kill him and it's totally out of his control.
Imagine leaving your entire fate in the hands of kaytotes.
Really think about it for a second if kaytotes fucks up, magic is dead.
and if the death threats have no credibility why mention them?
Same for doxing, he's less likely to get doxxed if he finishes the project, all this does it put your fate in kes's hands.
I get he's like 19 but it just doesn't make sense to put your future in the hands of a gypster and a tranny.

>>534741104
We already knew he'd left, and he himself is saying it doesn't matter and other people there can do what he doing
>doooom
jfc christ you guys are mentally fragile

>>534741387
>he himself is saying it doesn't matter and other people there can do what he doing
Why would I believe the words of someone that already lied to me 50 times before

>>534739198
can you list all the times you can think of? not a turtleshill begging the question, we've had so many at this point i can't remember them all

Time to play Azerotica then...

>>534741541

one last job, Raven
burn the core
set Epoch free

A shame he wasn't doxed for real, else we could actually check if he also lied about his grandma.

>>534741262
so if epoch doesn't launch before ambie we can just assume this guy got magic?

>>534738678

He absolutely should. TWoW is a prime example of letting retards go wild.

the announcement said "multiple emergencies" so assuming Magic is telling the truth about his grandma exploding what were the other "emergencies"?

So sick of the coddling people give these devs.

>>534741614
name?

>>534736863
Fuck the what, now I am less intrested in Epoch. What the fuck is it running by? Even women are not that fragile. WHAT

>>534741614

>>534741535
When has Magic lied tho? The night before he quit he was talking to people in discord and being very upfront and taking responsibility.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534741541
>as a proud zogbot...
Not a great start, buddy.

>>534741802
they made it up, they took magics grand dying as an excuse to give themselves a break and worded it in a way to garner the most sympathy.

Is this why turtle is so popular?

>>534741882
holy shit if all of us logged in we could replicate what the Epoch devs were hoping for and have one or two raid teams total

pochie will release on august 16th i have seen it in a dream

>>534742008
>Swarm the ERP server just to raid instead

>>534741535
Kay and eredun and kes are the main poeple posting in updates, there's multple people who make commits on github besides ulmetrs, he was a kid helping out. The project isn't over because he bailed.

VVHITEMANE PVMP

>>534741541
jew lying? or was he 1/2500 that got deployed from Poland to Iraq? lol

>>534742005
the ret playstyle on twow is so fucking shit I hate it. just give us normal crusader strike and twisting.

Can we please address the elephant in the room?

Yes, the devs are overloaded with work, perhaps they are incompetent, maybe they really are working 18hours a day on it.
But what could possibly be making the server so unstable that it takes 100s of hours of work to complete? It's all so vague.

>>534741802
3 fires (a terrible coincidence), one earthquake, an acute case of horniness that took 48h of faps to solve and one dog chocking on a toy (le pupperino is fine, don't worry).

>>534742125
PoV: You're green

>>534741750
you mean sod

>>534742216
their outdated single threaded core running on windows. they have been trying to fix that issue since launch day

>>534742005
I hate this spell

>>534742125
post more night elves

I just cna't get into bronzebeard. I tried like 4 times already but it just has too much. All these retail systems and menues really ruin my experience, it just doesn't feel like "home". Even turtle feels better and I fucking despise turtle.

>>534742304
They moved to linux, are you retarded?

>>534742112
as long as the content is there, I don't see why not
It could be a fun experiment

>>534742216
yeah bro just boot up the server or whatever innit simple as

>>534723265 (OP)
nice cuckie cope thread

>login to turtle wow
>run around starting area "ok anons it looks fine."
>get to major city to explore
>see faggot mop panda riding a cloud mount
>"ok."
>see more players in a group transformed into cash shop monsters pretend rping and xd trolling l0l0l!
>see they all have different cash shop pets and talking about buying more shit and their "favorite" pets
>what i can only assume is chinese characters being yelled at each other because it shows up blank to me
>immediately realize this is a chinese slop funserver
>logout

who fucking plays this shit? retail cucks?

The CEO of Nostalrius has spoken: Pochie is done.

>>534742408
That was part of "they have been trying to fix that issue since launch day" anon...

>>534742216
Would the technical details matter? They switched the whole thing over to linux, and added multithreading and partitioning after the first launch to try and up the capacity. Does that help? All you need to knwo is theres shit to iron out still,and it'll take as long as it takes

>>534742412
>try to find an enchanter to get a enchant on a new piece of gear
>end up getting struggle snuggled in a back alley by a futa
...b-bros...

Are Russians forced to communicate using latin letters in Epoch?

It's no wonder that some of them are butthurt and hostile lmao

>>534742485
Why does this look like the porn parody of AVGN?

>>534742530
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's monday in the UK btw bootlickers, is this the big announcement you waited for?

>>534742485
but enough about Bronzebeard

>>534727663
I'm going through their profiles and the vast majority doesn't look like a bot at all. I know because I used discord bots for malicious activities.

>>534742530
alex being right as always

>>534741836
Alva

>>534742485
*sips* ahhhh yes... Vanilla just how remember it

>>534742530

To me, Bronzebeard has begun to feel like home...

>>534742594
Magic isn't part of the team, thats not an offial update. Its monday for 23hours and 50 some minutes. Its currenly the middle of the night, so they probaly in bed

>>534742684
Do turtle trannies who need to be beheaded on the name of Allah really?

>>534742216
>But what could possibly be making the server so unstable
anon here >>534742560 actually spells it out perfectly:
>They switched the whole thing over to linux, and added multithreading and partitioning
...you can't just DO that without massive crashes and hundreds of hours of bug fixes they have not and will not be able to do, at the very least not before the turtle fresh server releases in 7 days

HOPEChads, where we at?

I have faith KayGod and ULmeTrs will release within several days.

Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn.

>>534742530
Pack it up, bros. We're leaving.

>>534742530
>remeber me

>>534742530
Alex telling people to touch grass for doxxing is actually so funny. We didn't forget what you did to Staysafe and Tipsout

>>534740769
>Duskhaven fucking when?
Didn't Duskhaven decide to go in an even more retail direction than previous iterations?

Design docs:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XinOlihB6ynFyHkjL6G4yqojhNMJdD_1EkhajNUWY_8/edit?tab=t.0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-bQPv0wCEQeHOxognBuyxjG-MbphfvMKw96Kt9uxFRA/edit?gid=1774442149#gid=1774442149

>>534742530
>I'm not going to be playing Epoch
wtf i love epoch now

Kaytotes just went to sleep, expect news at ktotes o'clock

>>534742530
It's nyover ...

>put a 19 year old college kid in charge of your infra
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

>>534742530
>12 days ago

This could have been avoided if Kaytotes didn't spend his time playing OW2

havent followed the shitshow in like 4-5 days, pretty much gave up on the server, apparently, theres some drama now, can i get a qrd? some devs and mods left the project?

>>534742530
people still follow this faggot? did he ever get over his wubby-u's? wor isee stiww a faggot?

Why is there so much funposting
Shouldn't it be all doom and gloom

>>534742832
I was dooming a bit after Magic left but I found out he's just a retarded kid so I don't really care now
Pochie Monday still stands

>>534743047
>spoonfeed me info that literally just happened
kys faggot

>>534742934
Mind he's 19 now.

So yes, they put a 15yo in charge of their infrastructure.

>>534743047
If you can't keep up with the lore then you aren't a seriou pochieman, so forget it

>>534743087
hope never dies

>>534743087
super cope general

>>534743047
One of the community managers went rogue to sell people database info he got, a dev in charge of the server infrastructure ragequit after the stealth relaunch failed after 30 minutes on Friday. They're using the death threats excuse for more hugs and kisses on reddit

>>534742864
alex doxxed them?

>>534743078
He gave you Nostalrius show some respect

>>534742746
BBC is comfy once you get used to it.

>>534743287
Yeah he made an entire zip with their full personal information in it and screenshots from their discords with slurs to say they support that. All over because he wasn't picked to be in that Classiccast podcast shit they did in 2019 or w/e

>>534742530
>You know Turtle WoW was a meme server for YEARS and started at like 300 population?
no... no this can't be true...

>>534743523
based

>You should blame Blizzard"
Yep.

>>534743047
>Server stealth launches Friday
>Running perfectly fine
>Dwarf anons find a single staircase is facing the opposite direction, preventing them from progressing
>Server taken down to fix the issue
>For some reason dev team just implodes, many didn't even know they were launching that day
>Community moderator Inex had stolen the database and was selling it to anyone who asked for $200
>He was also badmouthing the devs behind their back about their lies
>Magic leaves the discord
>Inex claims Magic is still on the team, followed by a vague comment implying Magic was useless, which he later deleted
>He deletes everything after a few hours
>Update is posted claiming multiple devs had family members fall ill in the last few hours and they need the weekend off
>Magic posts sobstory just now, apparently he was the lead infrastructure dev and started this project as a 15 year old
>Radio silence from the devs since, know one knows what their next move is

>Hate retail WoW
>Highmountain Tauren are cool as fuck
the struggle is real!
Antlers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Horns
should've been the default design tbqh

>>534743325
this nigger did nothing. he played on nostalrius. that's it. the REAL mvps are daemon and viper. i've been playing on private servers going back before alexensual even came to scene (feenix, emeralddream, zezwow, and event older ones). alex did nothing but complain and be a fucking drama queen. he's a faggot. plain and simple.

>>534743087
No. My hopium is still above 100% and will remain like that until they literally say the project in cancelled. Pochie... pochie is forever.

Kaytotes went to sleep in a few more hours he'll crank it!

>>534743621
It came to bite him in the ass because he crawled on his knees years later trying to get accepted by the same people he doxxed and could only break 50 viewers on Twitch after getting unbanned.

>>534743683
Nu wow shoulders are so stupidly big jfc

>private server community mixed with obnoxious lolcow chasing tourist faggots
i cant think of a combination of posters i hate more. some teenager makes a post and everyone cums themselves because """something""" """"""happened""""""" in regards to the nothing server. christ its so pathetic to see people so obsessively attached to this shit.

>>534743645
anvilmar quest hub staircase requiring a parkour skill to get in.

what is blud yappin about? mods do your fucking job

I'll be sad when the servers come up and the threads die because we actually get to play.

>>534742664
aight made rogue based on shaurin truestrike

>>534743087
If you don't have whimsy, what can you truly say you have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

>>534743753
unfathomably based

I've had more fun getting to level 6 on Pochie than the couple of hours I've spent these past two weeks playing on Turtle, Bronzebeard, and BF6.

>>534743808
It's a tauren, shoulders on them like that are always gigantic

Felmyst 7 is up and running ... we could play that ....

>>534742530
but he said absolutely nothing about epoch being done, why are you all reacting like that?

>>534743523
based

is pochie monday real or is this just the latest copium we're taking?

Magic who? We go on.

>>534744112
pochie christmas would be the accurate term

>>534742864
Alex was 100% correct about Staysafe but nobody believed him because he himself is a huge piece of shit with obvious alterier motives. If literally anyone else had leaked all the nazi shit from Staysafes discord it would have been a huge scandal but because it was Alex it could be easily explained away as Alex just being a schizo.

>>534744112
it's pretty much confirmed

>>534744112
Oh it's real. Get ready.

Sisters, Pochie Monday will happen. Relax.

>>534743881
Bold of you to think we're even going to get to play at this rate... I will say though, people would probably remember this as the highlight of epoch rather than playing on the server itself.

>>534744059
nooooo, cuckie for life!

>>534744112
all we know is that they resume work on monday, there's no guarantee the server comes up, especially with their awful joke of a track record

>>534744112
real, it was revealed to me in a dream.
trvst the plvn

>>534743818
it's a slow day anon.

>>534744112
It's rel no fek

>>534744112
we have no clue why they took down the servers friday besides the anvilmar thing
could be another week of fixes

>>534744112
magic basically confirmed epoch for monday.

>>534744252
>huge scandal
kek staysafe is irrelevant in the classic/pserver community. same as that other sandnigger slob

>>534744325
To be fair they never said they would resume on Monday exactly...

>>534744417
Tipsout won, he runs the strings behind all of the streamers and gets paid more by doing nothing other than "manage" them.

>>534744408
His grandma last words?

>>534744059
I'd rather take bbc+

Epocho
I will wait all my life for epocho
We will play, we will play on mondayo
Mondayo
Epocho

Epocho dore
Epocho dori me
Epocho dori me
Epocho do, dori me reo
Epocho dori me
Epocho dori me
Dori me e-

>>534743808
Shoulders are your entire gear set in Retail.

>>534744718
When's the server up?

>>534743275
oh fuck off the kids like 20

>>534744827
fucking kek

>>534744417
Staysafe was big for a while after Classic launched. Last I heard he got btfo by Ziqo and deleted his channel.

>>534744875
And? If you willingly volunteer for a job then you see the job through, no once forced him to sign up for the role.

>>534744718
Never cheat, never lie, Pochie servers up until I die.

>>534744718
"open registration"

What day exactly did he grandma die? He seemed pretty cheerful on Discord. I will investigate further.

>>534744995
He stopped streaming for a while, realized MAGA redpill videos for boomers makes more money than WoW, and comes back from time to time when he's bored without hiding that he's racist finally.

>>534744995
he always looked fake as fuck to me, then he was becoming irrelevant and went full political and now he's a coping MIGAtard

>>534742837
So epoop refers to the color of the typical poster in this general? Noted.

>>534745046
>never quit a job no matter how youre treated or paid
yeah you're retarded

>>534744718
kill all parsefags

>>534745186
Black people have made it really acceptable for people to admit they are racist recently