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>News
• Eggstra Work is on until 8/10 8PM EST
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

wimy

No fatties allowed beyond this point

I don't have a ritualpost.

ngmi add garand ping to snipewriter please
and one-burst ping to bloblobber to inscentivise people to chase it

>come back from vacation
>oh there's extra work on today
>mfw

Wine aunt or MILF?

>>534741019
neither and that's an off-model image.

eternally 17 youthful idol

>>534741087
thank you captain obvious

>>534741019
Marie doesnt have children.

>>534741350
callie acts young and spunky in public, but she is very mature and collected in normal life. she sometimes inserts her cheerfulness into her regular persona but you can never be sure when it's honest.
marie acts young and cool, but she's a lot more childish and autistic on the inside. she tends to lose her spaghetti in non-standard situations, so she tries to balance being cool and stoic with being pushy and sarcastic, to never be on the back foot.

>>534741789
explain this then

>>534742065
Random inkling.

>>534742065
adopted, doesn't count

all of your theories and headcanons are wrong and cringe. goodbye.

they like me :)

>>534742552
>>534742336

>>534742493
but did you see how she grabbed her

>>534743640
*groomed

>>534743928
:(

I wish she would groom me

>>534743928
frye did not groom shiver

I like how you can immediately tell when you've joined a bad group when everyone doesn't start Wave 2 right at where the first Griller will be ready to kill it as it spawns.

people actually play eggstra? lol

High scores?

demon king? secret stone?

anyone for fsh?

Got to wake up super early tomorrow, good night /ink/

>>534751524
where frye

Stop carrying him to gold, he isn't your friend.

>>534712790

>>534754961
I don't have an amiibo

>>534755435
do you not like them? why not tags?

>>534756686
I had some but they're in storage. I missed out on the ones I did want too.

>>534757543
God I hope they add tanlines in raiders.

>>534757548
And which ones were those?

>>534757647
rainy, you're brown not tanned.

>>534751524
>>534758681
Oh there we go, gob night anon!

>>534757670
The ones I missed out on? Pearl and Marina were the main ones.

>>534758531
>rainy

>>534757670
Shantae, rosalina, konata, gold mario, midna

>>534759762
Those have been rereleased you should be able to find them for prices that aren't a total rip off.

>>534758531
>>534759780
no mames way

>>534759847
Maybe in the future. Not like anyone's playing with me anyways, and sharing your ceph triggers some retard now, so.

what were the eggstra cutoffs

>>534760353
If you wait to long to buy them they will be gone again.
Who cares about some retard schizo
I'll post my beeb right now

>>534760686
>if you wait too long to buy them they will be gone again
meh

>>534760906
The nfc tags are right there if you google enough or are you an icuck

>>534762087
I'd rather just have a figure of something I like over tags

>>534762087
Promoting piracy is against the law.

>>534762761
Im pirating this retarded post.

>>534766958
>tfw anon asks if he can fuck my lats

Law? LAW? LMAO, the law can plant green lipstick on my asshole as it sucks it

I'm getting the most turf points with range blaster in splat zones.

wowwy

hwwom

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754628335503234.webm

how the FUCK do you get top 500

>>534774263
no life + get lucky

I hate Mondays.

how the fuck do you get 250 eggs with these brain dead retarded freelancers

Average takaroka top 500 player
https://x.com/yuito_splatoon5/status/1954464568178102308

how do i reach S easily

250 was actually really easy this time with grills and mudmouths

>>534774263
Get a hot streak going and get lucky in queue.

You entitled faggots think everything should just be handed to you.
No one is born skilled, even the greatest players in the game were bad at it at some point.
FLAR isn't real.
FWAR isn't real.
Self improvement is.
Some of you are just too lazy to try.

what the FUCK

>>534774263
why are westoids like this

>>534801119
>can't improve when game serves you flar because you get stomped into the ground and can't do anything
>can't improve when game serves you fwar because you stomp them into the ground and don't get any resistance
so much for self-improvement
you can't improve in a vaccuum

>>534801119
You really had to go out of your way to type this instead of letting /ink/ go to page 10 and archive

>>534804163
Some people need to hear the truth

The week of the yebby has started.

How would you nerf splat roller

I like weyyos

>>534806948
take curling away in splat4

>>534806948
rollers are already one of the worst classes in the game?

>>534805538
They should just give up and stop playing instead.

https://x.com/Suiu_ps/status/1954804027234910364

>>534806948
roller players are already nerfed

>>534807508
I hate weyyos, ESPECIALLY my own

anyone wanna play some open?

>>534813319
i'll play to the hour.

>>534813717
in a game, ill open after

least insufferable sploosh main

last match for me

>>534816807
That would be me dog

ggs SH

>>534817790
GGs

>>534810102
What?

>>534774263
just use reefslider out in the middle of the open but not anywhere near the objective, that seems to be top 500 worthy

>>534821215
Shitting on him now? I thought you guys were friends. It was short lived uh
Being disingenuous as well. Your clip shows him reef into the zone.

BaIlin being a backstabbing faggot is nothing new. Maybe you really are the k0ld schiz0. Maybe you really are using exploits to shit on top of wintrading with other underserving players. Maybe you really gave your awfully average-skilled fucktoy his top 10 badge so he wouldn't just look somewhere else after realizing how terrible of a person you were. There is a reason why some /ink/ers avoid you like the pest. Leaving servers you join.

>these two fighting

>>534823103
since when? we never really speak, but i thought we were on good terms until i discovered everything he said to me was bs even after i offered to play with him after all the stupid drama here. never blocked him or anything. but he's still happy to shittalk me despite that.

and yeah he used it a few times around the zone, but not in it, which is where the slider caps it on mahi.

>>534823939
nonsensical headcanons gng. i really dont care what people here think of me, but since i am apparently an easy target for schizos, im fine being the scapegoat.

>gay nigga drama
Don't care. Post veemo instead

>>534826041
Don't you fucking dare act innocent
Everyone knows

There's no point to any of this.
Even if it was him, "confronting" him like this isn't gonna make them admit it or fuck off.

>>534790679
not without a premade lobby

will /ink/ play cripple basketball
it'll be more fun than mayo kart and current splatoon, 100%

>>534833908
How much? It kinda feels bland with no memorable characters.

>>534833905
are you in the japanese server?

>>534833908

>>534833908
I like this manga, the game doesn't look fun at all tho

OK FINE! YOU WIN, MEANIE!

NEW CHARA TIER LIST! https://youtu.be/5lXesTvDHBE

>>534834374
but the demo was fun.

>>534835203
at least someone enjoyed it (I didn't)

WAKE UP

>>534821215
lol n*n* got shit on again

Hows performance on the Switch 2?

>>534844936
salmon run rarely, if ever lags
loading times are much faster, though that doesn't really matter

>>534844936
I dunno, just less lag. New joycons are nice I guess

>>534833908
I played a bit of the global jam and I had fun, might pick it up since it's cheap. My dad's also interested in the game but he likes all things motion controls.

>>534846969
demo is over?

>>534847519
yes it was timed online demos
the NSO playtest is also over, that game is gonna eat so much of my time once it releases, probably will end up my main switch multiplayer game until splat 4.

>>534821215
BROOOOOOOO DID HE JUST DO THAT?? LMFAO WHAT A FRICKIN LOLOLOCOW

What are the odds we get another Mario-themed Splatfest again? The 40th is coming up here soon.

>>534855454
We don't work for nintendo.

>>534855454
Very low. Can’t think of a good 3 choice for this.

>>534855723
I can think of a good three choice fest but Nintendo would never do it.
>Who is the best Princess?

>>534855454
Unlikely, the remaining fests will be dumb shit like "shoes, sneakers, or barefoot" and other arbitrary questions that no one actually cares one way or the other about

>>534855454
Which track do you vibe with the most?
Kong Bananza, Zebra Bananza, Ostrich Bananza
https://youtu.be/cmvODNB4G-0?si=lj8B_B_XMz3Yvndp
https://youtu.be/eswF1PYZVC8?si=zgwnTEP-XPFs62cT
https://youtu.be/26_Nun4xh8c?si=_YsfhrTGdj7CnbHn

>>534856361
Mario, not DK.

>>534856524
DK is part of Mario though :v)

>>534855895
>rigged win for Big Man

>>534855723
They could just rerun this one, and throw Fire Flower into the mix as a third option.

Anyone for short open?

>>534855454
pretty low, but we'll get a Raiders themed one for sure.

>>534858507
what would a raiders themed one be about?

fsh?

>>534862596
yeah sure

>>534863491
opening

>>534860910
Honestly, I think it'll just be a rerun of the deserted island one from before.

ggs m! great boris kill, always nice to shoot him with hydra and get supported haha

>>534866673
GG"s E! I was stuck at the shore line but at least I got those scrapers, lids, and iron head before they got up there lol

"Woomy! Woomy! Manmenmi!!!"

not falling for that again, i still have the scars from last time

250p pencil

>>534867873
woomys are the pitbulls of splatoon

>>534867803
when's the next drawpile

>>534871064
nah
40% ink per charge pencil
cooler's quick respawn, special saver and quick superjump effects are lowered to equivalent of 1 main
revert respawn punisher nerf against cooler

>>534872490
all the art beggers chased them away. we havent had art since grandefest

>>534871064
They just need to nerf the range on that fucking thing.

this is my woomy, her name is Mikan-chan! she wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>534873053
at most to regular splat charger range. otherwise it stops fulfilling its purpose of being a training charger.

>>534873318
Maybe a cow but not a fly.

>>534873396
That's fair, it's already mobile enough that the range nerf wouldn't be too bad and hydra-charger range is the sweet spot for turfing safely. Having the same range as splatterscope/tristringer with that much inking power is ridiculous.

AI fags what do I feed the prompt to get a somewhat normal woomy

kys

Ink Color Customization for Raiders

ink colored master spark

If Raiders doesn't even out the number of inkling and octoling hairstyles I will be mildly disappointed.

>>534876067
1woomy, woomy, loli, cute, wide hips, thigh gap

>>534877293
>implying we're getting mechanic ocks

I'm getting Raiders just because of Deep Cut.

>>534878020
It only just occurred to me that I'll get to live on a deserted island with Fuuka and Utsuho, I hope they let me cook for them.

>>534878020
For me, it's the mechanic.

>>534876390
(kiss your squid)

>>534877946
Removing an entire species from the game would be beyond retarded.

removing octolings is the right move.
people wanted to play as octarians anyways.

XDDDD racism

good night /ink/

Since mechanic is showing her tummy, I hope we get more tummy gear in Raiders and future games.

paywall octos again

>>534880412

>>534880589
The seethe would be hilarious... and I would be scared of what Splat 4 will be if that trend continued...

if they can make the singleplayer actually worth $20 then sure, take them away again.

side order burned me so hard I am expecting literally nothing good from raiders. It took them 2 fucking years to shit out so, raiders could have a 5 year dev cycle and it wouldn't mean shit with these hack devs

who else got a silver in eggstra work while listening to kpop??

just add third kits no one asked for a spin off game

>>534881975
but they already did that.

>>534881268
>>534881784
>>534881975
You'll buy it anyway

>when no one here bought side order
roflmao

>>534883095
i bought it and it was a piece of shit

>>534883157
Same, such a fucking waste

When do we stop pretending side order was bad?

>>534882250
yeah but my weapon didnt get a third kit

>>534883285
overhyped garbage

still waiting on maps to be made usable

>>534884229
Your weapon is shit, SHIT!

>>534885140
well yeah that's why he wants a 3rd kit dumbass

only fake fans hate sideorder

When is the last time any of you played SO? I haven't touched it since the month it released

>>534885491
GET THE FUCK OUT
GET OUT
FUCK YOU
YOU'RE A DISGRACE
YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE WRONG IN THIS GAME
YOU'RE A NO TALENT MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT
AND I'VE EARNED MY RIGHT TO SAY IT
IN 2015 I WALKED THE SQUID SISTERS UP ON STAGE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOTHING.

>>534885491
Fake fan here, I fucking love side order. I loved all my 30 minutes with it

>>534884451
UUUUUUGLY AF

>>534885856
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPROTANT PLACES IN ALL OF INKADIA

>>534885491
Side order was okay.

>>534885856

>>534885491
>fake fan
what are you, underage?