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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Eggstra Work is on until 8/10 8PM EST
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

wimy

No fatties allowed beyond this point

I don't have a ritualpost.

ngmi add garand ping to snipewriter please
and one-burst ping to bloblobber to inscentivise people to chase it

>come back from vacation
>oh there's extra work on today
>mfw

Wine aunt or MILF?

>>534741019
neither and that's an off-model image.

eternally 17 youthful idol

>>534741087
thank you captain obvious

>>534741019
Marie doesnt have children.

>>534741350
callie acts young and spunky in public, but she is very mature and collected in normal life. she sometimes inserts her cheerfulness into her regular persona but you can never be sure when it's honest.
marie acts young and cool, but she's a lot more childish and autistic on the inside. she tends to lose her spaghetti in non-standard situations, so she tries to balance being cool and stoic with being pushy and sarcastic, to never be on the back foot.

>>534741789
explain this then

>>534742065
Random inkling.

>>534742065
adopted, doesn't count

all of your theories and headcanons are wrong and cringe. goodbye.

they like me :)

>>534742552
>>534742336

>>534742493
but did you see how she grabbed her

>>534743640
*groomed

>>534743928
:(

I wish she would groom me

>>534743928
frye did not groom shiver

I like how you can immediately tell when you've joined a bad group when everyone doesn't start Wave 2 right at where the first Griller will be ready to kill it as it spawns.

people actually play eggstra? lol

High scores?

demon king? secret stone?

anyone for fsh?

Got to wake up super early tomorrow, good night /ink/

>>534751524
where frye

Stop carrying him to gold, he isn't your friend.

>>534754961
I don't have an amiibo

>>534755435
do you not like them? why not tags?

>>534756686
I had some but they're in storage. I missed out on the ones I did want too.

>>534757543
God I hope they add tanlines in raiders.

>>534757548
And which ones were those?

>>534757647
rainy, you're brown not tanned.

>>534751524
>>534758681
Oh there we go, gob night anon!

>>534757670
The ones I missed out on? Pearl and Marina were the main ones.

>>534758531
>rainy

>>534757670
Shantae, rosalina, konata, gold mario, midna

>>534759762
Those have been rereleased you should be able to find them for prices that aren't a total rip off.

>>534758531
>>534759780
no mames way

>>534759847
Maybe in the future. Not like anyone's playing with me anyways, and sharing your ceph triggers some retard now, so.

what were the eggstra cutoffs

>>534760353
If you wait to long to buy them they will be gone again.
Who cares about some retard schizo
I'll post my beeb right now

>>534760686
>if you wait too long to buy them they will be gone again
meh

>>534760906
The nfc tags are right there if you google enough or are you an icuck

>>534762087
I'd rather just have a figure of something I like over tags

>>534762087
Promoting piracy is against the law.

>>534762761
Im pirating this retarded post.

>>534766958
>tfw anon asks if he can fuck my lats

Law? LAW? LMAO, the law can plant green lipstick on my asshole as it sucks it

I'm getting the most turf points with range blaster in splat zones.

wowwy

hwwom

how the FUCK do you get top 500

>>534774263
no life + get lucky

I hate Mondays.

how the fuck do you get 250 eggs with these brain dead retarded freelancers

Average takaroka top 500 player
https://x.com/yuito_splatoon5/status/1954464568178102308

how do i reach S easily

250 was actually really easy this time with grills and mudmouths

>>534774263
Get a hot streak going and get lucky in queue.

You entitled faggots think everything should just be handed to you.
No one is born skilled, even the greatest players in the game were bad at it at some point.
FLAR isn't real.
FWAR isn't real.
Self improvement is.
Some of you are just too lazy to try.

what the FUCK

>>534774263
why are westoids like this

>>534801119
>can't improve when game serves you flar because you get stomped into the ground and can't do anything
>can't improve when game serves you fwar because you stomp them into the ground and don't get any resistance
so much for self-improvement
you can't improve in a vaccuum

>>534801119
You really had to go out of your way to type this instead of letting /ink/ go to page 10 and archive

>>534804163
Some people need to hear the truth

The week of the yebby has started.

How would you nerf splat roller

I like weyyos

>>534806948
take curling away in splat4

>>534806948
rollers are already one of the worst classes in the game?

>>534805538
They should just give up and stop playing instead.

>>534806948
roller players are already nerfed

>>534807508
I hate weyyos, ESPECIALLY my own

anyone wanna play some open?

>>534813319
i'll play to the hour.

>>534813717
in a game, ill open after

least insufferable sploosh main

last match for me

>>534816807
That would be me dog

ggs SH

>>534817790
GGs

>>534810102
What?

>>534774263
just use reefslider out in the middle of the open but not anywhere near the objective, that seems to be top 500 worthy

>>534821215
Shitting on him now? I thought you guys were friends. It was short lived uh
Being disingenuous as well. Your clip shows him reef into the zone.

BaIlin being a backstabbing faggot is nothing new. Maybe you really are the k0ld schiz0. Maybe you really are using exploits to shit on top of wintrading with other underserving players. Maybe you really gave your awfully average-skilled fucktoy his top 10 badge so he wouldn't just look somewhere else after realizing how terrible of a person you were. There is a reason why some /ink/ers avoid you like the pest. Leaving servers you join.

>>534823103
since when? we never really speak, but i thought we were on good terms until i discovered everything he said to me was bs even after i offered to play with him after all the stupid drama here. never blocked him or anything. but he's still happy to shittalk me despite that.

and yeah he used it a few times around the zone, but not in it, which is where the slider caps it on mahi.

>>534823939
nonsensical headcanons gng. i really dont care what people here think of me, but since i am apparently an easy target for schizos, im fine being the scapegoat.

>gay nigga drama
Don't care. Post veemo instead

>>534826041
Don't you fucking dare act innocent
Everyone knows

There's no point to any of this.
Even if it was him, "confronting" him like this isn't gonna make them admit it or fuck off.

>>534790679
not without a premade lobby

will /ink/ play cripple basketball
it'll be more fun than mayo kart and current splatoon, 100%

>>534833908
How much? It kinda feels bland with no memorable characters.

>>534833905
are you in the japanese server?

>>534833908
I like this manga, the game doesn't look fun at all tho

OK FINE! YOU WIN, MEANIE!

NEW CHARA TIER LIST! https://youtu.be/5lXesTvDHBE

>>534834374
but the demo was fun.

>>534835203
at least someone enjoyed it (I didn't)

WAKE UP

>>534821215
lol n*n* got shit on again

Hows performance on the Switch 2?

>>534844936
salmon run rarely, if ever lags
loading times are much faster, though that doesn't really matter

>>534844936
I dunno, just less lag. New joycons are nice I guess

>>534833908
I played a bit of the global jam and I had fun, might pick it up since it's cheap. My dad's also interested in the game but he likes all things motion controls.

>>534846969
demo is over?

>>534847519
yes it was timed online demos
the NSO playtest is also over, that game is gonna eat so much of my time once it releases, probably will end up my main switch multiplayer game until splat 4.

>>534821215
BROOOOOOOO DID HE JUST DO THAT?? LMFAO WHAT A FRICKIN LOLOLOCOW

What are the odds we get another Mario-themed Splatfest again? The 40th is coming up here soon.

>>534855454
We don't work for nintendo.

>>534855454
Very low. Can’t think of a good 3 choice for this.

>>534855723
I can think of a good three choice fest but Nintendo would never do it.
>Who is the best Princess?

>>534855454
Unlikely, the remaining fests will be dumb shit like "shoes, sneakers, or barefoot" and other arbitrary questions that no one actually cares one way or the other about

>>534855454
Which track do you vibe with the most?
Kong Bananza, Zebra Bananza, Ostrich Bananza
https://youtu.be/cmvODNB4G-0?si=lj8B_B_XMz3Yvndp
https://youtu.be/eswF1PYZVC8?si=zgwnTEP-XPFs62cT
https://youtu.be/26_Nun4xh8c?si=_YsfhrTGdj7CnbHn

>>534856361
Mario, not DK.

>>534856524
DK is part of Mario though :v)

>>534855895
>rigged win for Big Man

>>534855723
They could just rerun this one, and throw Fire Flower into the mix as a third option.

Anyone for short open?

>>534855454
pretty low, but we'll get a Raiders themed one for sure.

>>534858507
what would a raiders themed one be about?

fsh?

>>534862596
yeah sure

>>534863491
opening

>>534860910
Honestly, I think it'll just be a rerun of the deserted island one from before.

ggs m! great boris kill, always nice to shoot him with hydra and get supported haha

>>534866673
GG"s E! I was stuck at the shore line but at least I got those scrapers, lids, and iron head before they got up there lol

"Woomy! Woomy! Manmenmi!!!"

not falling for that again, i still have the scars from last time

250p pencil

>>534867873
woomys are the pitbulls of splatoon

>>534867803
when's the next drawpile

>>534871064
nah
40% ink per charge pencil
cooler's quick respawn, special saver and quick superjump effects are lowered to equivalent of 1 main
revert respawn punisher nerf against cooler

>>534872490
all the art beggers chased them away. we havent had art since grandefest

>>534871064
They just need to nerf the range on that fucking thing.

this is my woomy, her name is Mikan-chan! she wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>534873053
at most to regular splat charger range. otherwise it stops fulfilling its purpose of being a training charger.

>>534873318
Maybe a cow but not a fly.

>>534873396
That's fair, it's already mobile enough that the range nerf wouldn't be too bad and hydra-charger range is the sweet spot for turfing safely. Having the same range as splatterscope/tristringer with that much inking power is ridiculous.

AI fags what do I feed the prompt to get a somewhat normal woomy

kys

Ink Color Customization for Raiders

ink colored master spark

If Raiders doesn't even out the number of inkling and octoling hairstyles I will be mildly disappointed.

>>534876067
1woomy, woomy, loli, cute, wide hips, thigh gap

>>534877293
>implying we're getting mechanic ocks

I'm getting Raiders just because of Deep Cut.

>>534878020
It only just occurred to me that I'll get to live on a deserted island with Fuuka and Utsuho, I hope they let me cook for them.

>>534878020
For me, it's the mechanic.

>>534876390
(kiss your squid)

>>534877946
Removing an entire species from the game would be beyond retarded.

removing octolings is the right move.
people wanted to play as octarians anyways.

XDDDD racism

good night /ink/

Since mechanic is showing her tummy, I hope we get more tummy gear in Raiders and future games.

paywall octos again

>>534880589
The seethe would be hilarious... and I would be scared of what Splat 4 will be if that trend continued...

if they can make the singleplayer actually worth $20 then sure, take them away again.

side order burned me so hard I am expecting literally nothing good from raiders. It took them 2 fucking years to shit out so, raiders could have a 5 year dev cycle and it wouldn't mean shit with these hack devs

who else got a silver in eggstra work while listening to kpop??

just add third kits no one asked for a spin off game

>>534881975
but they already did that.

>>534881268
>>534881784
>>534881975
You'll buy it anyway

>when no one here bought side order
roflmao

>>534883095
i bought it and it was a piece of shit

>>534883157
Same, such a fucking waste

When do we stop pretending side order was bad?

>>534882250
yeah but my weapon didnt get a third kit

>>534883285
overhyped garbage

still waiting on maps to be made usable

>>534884229
Your weapon is shit, SHIT!

>>534885140
well yeah that's why he wants a 3rd kit dumbass

only fake fans hate sideorder

When is the last time any of you played SO? I haven't touched it since the month it released

>>534885491
GET THE FUCK OUT
GET OUT
FUCK YOU
YOU'RE A DISGRACE
YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE WRONG IN THIS GAME
YOU'RE A NO TALENT MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT
AND I'VE EARNED MY RIGHT TO SAY IT
IN 2015 I WALKED THE SQUID SISTERS UP ON STAGE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOTHING.

>>534885491
Fake fan here, I fucking love side order. I loved all my 30 minutes with it

>>534884451
UUUUUUGLY AF

>>534885856
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPROTANT PLACES IN ALL OF INKADIA

>>534885491
Side order was okay.

>>534885491
>fake fan
what are you, underage?

Being a yebweyy fan is pure suffering

anyone wanna play some open?

I no longer possess the willpower to play this shit outside pb's, they finally broke me

anyone wanna fish?

>>534898484
see you tomorrow

>>534898810
Is tomorrow Saturday?

you guys still play pbs?

I miss pbs.

what happened to [pb]

>>534897309
yeah sure why not

>>534900487
opening a room

>>534900271
Pikebounce? I haven’t seen him in months.

>>534896995
same
dying alone

>>534900574
I can play

gay yebby mechanic-kun midriff....

>>534901103
opening

>>534898484
don't play with /ink/ ez

large veemo

>>534901769
I would sooner staple my dickhole shut than play with randos again

GGs openers

GGs open

ggs

Raiders news please.

>>534909048
oh boy semen run but an entire game
boring

>>534912606
It'd be cool if it was a Rune Factory.

>>534913074
oh boy comfy farming game but splatoon
again, no thanks
they need to go full horror and scar some children

>>534912606
you don't know squid

>>534883285
>rogue-like where you just get plain overpowered and that's it
>without you becoming the biggest danger to yourself, like in noita
>stupidly grindy, stupidly restrictive with the weapon choices
stylish, but no substance

woomy is cringe

>>534774263
*shrugs* tociy unc.

>>534935851
KILL YOURSELF

This explains a lot

Heh

>>534896995
Anon my best friend.

>>534937243
OUGH SEXO

>>534939046
i wish i were a chair

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
or some SNES

Woooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy

fsh.

>>534955391
yes

ggs slm

>>534955391
>>534961382
GGs Quikfish

are there even 500 people left in ttek total

>>534962369
retarded faggot

>>534774263
well you have to realize its exclusively for 500 people playing in that region

>>534774263
By not having an intellectual disability

>>534968216
Nono got his while being mentally disabled tho

Is it working right now?

Gotta rummage around the place to find parts to make the other weapons.

>>534972647
this kit is God tier for turf and Zones

>>534977461
I hope there's a crafting element to this. It would be boring if the weapons made from actual scraps aren't at least a little customizable.

>>534981572
Woomy no Houseki

>>534980469
frye creates your stuff, she's very talented. look at her holding a screw.

>>534980469
I would expect them to be her octoshot is made from trash & scraps.

Better be working now.

>>534977461
How is it possible that they keep making perfect woomies? I genuinely don't even wanna customize mechanic-chan

>>534984769
Human crystals.....son
The people knew what they wanted and it became so

>>534971376
>>534984237
???

>>534984769
brown woomies heal the soul

>>534985247
She's olive not brown

>>534985427
she's clearly not green.

>>534985681
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_skin

>>534986107
broski...

>>534986318
brownish isn't proper brown, it's halfway there.

>>534986698
that's still a shade of brown you yebbrain.

>>534986815
brown as a colour is a spectrum, but when you say 'brown skin' it's a specific shade of the spectrum. I studied dermatology so I'm quite autistic about this.

>>534987221
here's the thing anon, when someone says brown when referring to a person, they don't mean people with the specific brown shade you're thinking, because that'd narrow it down a lot, and suddenly most of the 'brown people' are no longer part of it. it's a cultural thing (mostly in the west) and i'm not sure if dermatology includes culture or not.
either way this is a woomy, and i see her having darker skin, so i call her a brown woomy instead of going into needles semantics that most people don't care about.

>>534988231
dermatology is a science, basically we learn whatever is important and relevant for skin care. Tons of people find olive skin to be the most attractive and so they damage their skin for the sake of a tan.

>>534935851
Ballin played on your account and cheated, didn't he?

>>534988479
good thing my mechanic chan would never damage her skin

>>534988618
You might be onto something. All Yebweyys aren't trustworthy.

>trying for 2700
>repeatedly get games where the opposing team has tacticooler and mine does not
>lose every single one

>>534989880
play a cooler weapon then

>>534988357
3 should be a WIP horse.

>>534989979
There are no short range blasters with cooler.

>>534988684
Mechanic-chan can damage my dick

>>534990582
cute brown woomy

>>534990232
play snipewriter

>>534989520
Unironically why don't we just block them all? Force them to play as woomies.

>>534991362
They will just move to the gaycord with their gay fuckbuddies

>>534991827
good, as long as all yebweyys are gone

calm down bros the woomies in the thread aren't gonna swap to yebweyys

>>534992429
Nor or the veemos

Met the frenchoid in open earlier, shot him everytime he used reefslider on the zone. Hilarious

>>534993002
post pic

i really wanna change my name if /ink/ is gonna be this autistic but i like the numbers in my tag

>>534993002
based

>>534993002
Who hasn't at this point

Woomy nya

>>534995547
mewmy

>>534999950
You can't run, you can't deny him.

God I love cephs

>>535001480
sex with 8-bit chan

>>535001480
where do I download this game?

>>535001673
On his fanbox

unblock me

unblock m-ACK!

I unblocked mack.

fat veemo

Skinny flat veemo

Fat titty veemo

>>535004825
That is not flat.

fsh?

>>535005060
it is if you're a porn addicted moid like him

No fsh? Ok.

>>535005251
The extra scars are a nice touch

>>535003685
ew

>>535006179
>>535007957
I'm late, but still looking?

>>535008957
Yeah give me a minute to open

>>535009248
i can join if you arent full already

>>535008957
>>535009248
Ok it's up

I think someone else asked?
2/4

nvm im banned for 10 minutes
so i wont be able to join for a while

>>535009863
Oh ok ill try reopen in 1.5 games

>>535009863
Let me know when you're ban is up if u still wanna join. Gonna do another shift then open

>>535010686
ban is done

We need apartments. Lockers aren't the same.

>>535010806
STOP ASKING FOR THIS OMFG

>>535010794
Reopening

>>535010806
Apartments are going to be abandoned even faster than lockers.

>>535011174
wait until we figure out how to make swastikas and stuff. You will never stop seeing modded apartments either

They fucked up both ACNH and S3, maybe if we combine them for the next game it'll math out equal 1 good game.

>>534988357
Splatoon 3 should be a perfectly drawn horse with a communication error message layered on top.

>>535012290
retarded faggot

>>535001754
whose?

gggggssssss C and B

>>535013331
GGs k!
Nice gold!

GGGGGGs mute woomer, thanks for quick Horror, take care!

>>535013396
oh so Im the mute woomer

I have some bad news /ink/. No one drew my ceph today.

>>535014287
That's every day for me :(

>>535014287
>>535014904
if your name doesnt rhyme with
>dainy
>mold
>lanic
then you wont get drawn sorry

>>535014287
Fuck you pay me.

>>535015268
No

>>535015268
@?

i can pay you a (You)
maybe a ball of lint, rubber band

Just you wait, we'll be flooded with OCs and creativity as soon as raiders comes out.

>looking for splatoon porn
>find art of /ink/ players
biggest bonerkill ever
and no I'm not linking any

>>535016907
the newest one was pretty good.

>>535016907
>not jerking off to /ink/er woomies

>>535016907
and not linking it?

>splatoon ****
as like a joke right?

>>535016907
Share with the class nigga

i aint a furry nigga

>0 porn of my woomy
im so glad no one has ever seen her with lustful eyes

>>535016907
I found rainy and kold and I still fapped

don't play these games anymore
but still pisses me off we won't see a cyberpunk splatoon game
>chaos
>past
garbo

deep cut splatfest tourist doesnt play the game, insane.

>>535018556
>Team Past wins
>Deep Cut (losers) proceed to get their own spin off
I wouldn't be shocked if Splatoon 4 was cyberpunk and they justified it by saying how cyberpunk used to be the biggest fad 100 years ago or something.

>>535017848
your woomy must be ugly

>>535017425
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133776814

to be fair DC were an afterthought in their own game.

>rainy commissioning his zillionth loli "art" of his woomy
>>>/wsg/5943836

>>535020553
Thats naruto de la uzumaki

>>535020553
/ink/ has pedos
Water is wet

Dear woomy, I'm sorry that rainy uses you as his ceph. It takes a pedophile to commission all that art.
I look at him and wish his mother would hit him more with the chanqla.

I have sent this woomy to stare at you.

>>535019414
>this guy has a gf

>>535023147
Stop starin at me with them big ol eyes.

your yebby is so unfresh I bet he wears those pants where you can zipper off the legs to turn them into shorts

Kiss yebby.

^don't do this it makes toxic mist

Mwah, mwah.

>>535018556
The closest to cyberpunk we'll get is the underground deep sea metro. It did the dark techno atmosphere well enough

I don't care about the single player and themes, I just want S2(2)

I want Splatoon 2 maps but with Splatoon 3 controls

>>535030621
disagree
side order is closer imo

>>535031226
I can see where you're coming from, but to me side order reminds me more of portal and other sterile aesthetics like classic sci-fi interiors from 2001:ASO

Meteor showers in 10 minutes.

>>535023147
*pat* *pat*

>flawless high tide boros with a minute to spare
>on second to last boat rotation
>with generally mediocre low evp randos
I really don't get this game sometimes.

fish and fish spotted in singapore

>>535046672
That website makes me embarrassed to be a fan of splatoon. Least it's not as bad as the undertale spam

Everyone should block GreatTusks as soon he plays on another pb. He's cheating and a huge immense attention whoring faggot.

>>535048520
nypa

>>535048520
OK FINE! YOU WIN, MEANIE!

>>535048520
okay *blocks broy and lunar*

>>535030945
let's not pretend splatoon 2 maps were good either. what we really need is a return to form, back to the way they would be designed in 1.
>better than splatoon 3
trash vs garbage.

>>535050813
let's not go that ridiculous
most s2 renditions of splat1 maps were improvements, and (aside from wahoo which is a splat3 map that time travelled into spla2n) most new maps are pretty well balanced too. makomart is the second best map in the game after walleye desu.

ok bros how do we buff autobombs

Frye owes me sex

fit veemo

What are you gonna do with a drunken Callie what are you gonna do with a drunken Callie early in the morning

>>535058661
feet veemo

>>535052993
make them jump when they walk against an obstacle for a while, like little buddy does in alterna

>>535061452
Toss her overboard

>>535061513
i still can't believe the "kill yourself" schizo is really gone for good

>>535072358
a victory for fryefags everywhere

>>535072358
Love how he quit with a fucking sob story like anyone gave a shit, good riddance.

>>535073617
If I'm not misremembering it wasn't a sob story he used his last post to shit on nono

>>535073617
Good woomy

>>535074352
the foot schizo was nono

>>535075743
No?

>>535016284
Licking and sucking Marie down there

>535077172
Hi nono

Marie doesn't belong to him

>>535078653
Shoving Callie away and grabbing Marie by the chin going for a kiss

>>535082030
Reminder she's lesbian and wouldn't make love to you

>>535083362
not her choice :)

raiders doku

>>535083362
No shit, she isn't real.

>>535083578
Post the bus webm

>>535082030
That right bitches I get to fuck that lovely choco tako anytime I want. Oh and she wears that around the house all day on many a summer days. Jealous?

>Jealous?
no because i'm not a schizo and know she's not real so none of this matters, what does matter is the porn she's a part of with her taking copious amounts of dick from male humans

All brown choco squids and octos owe sex ASAP

injecting incels with schizo meds

>>535085454
Who is she looking at

>>535083362
>>535084081
I wonder with this mental illness comes from, you see it everywhere now just random posts talking about fictional characters being lesbians like anyone but yuritards care. Is it some mass form of shitposting to try and make straight males angry that a fictional female they'd like to have sex with is out of their reach because she "apparently" likes women? That's the most logical thing I can think of and even that makes zero sense because they don't exist so they're already out of reach
>haha you'll never have sex with this [insert female video game character here] because she's a lesbian!
Lesbian or not I still won't be able to have sex with her because she's a video game character, it's pure insanity to think otherwise and even attempt to make people feel "sad" that it can't happen due to sexual preference when reality is the actual factor in all of this

>>535085986
Stop being a sperg that can't play pretend

>>535085986
why are moids like this?

>>535085986
why do you care?

Biggest sperg since Tofu, might be Tofu actually

>>535085986
Are you incapable of having fun? You can't or don't know how to pretend? Are you that big of a stick in the mud?

anyone wanna play some open?

>>535086954
Not with you

>>535085986
>actually in a tizzy
dense motherfucker

>>535087464
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuk u got me

>>535085454
consensual butt touching

>>535091708
Imagine the poo smell

>>535091869
yuta...

I finally unlocked X after 3 years go me

>>535092038
El Madre de Shiver

Does anyone feel like playing this rotation BUT we all use killer wails weapons to annoy people?

fsh?

would you still love woomy if she were british

>>535102679
Nice!

What if I told you guys that I got a commission from yuta

>>535104141
Share with us.

>>535104141
pls be me

>>535104141
pics or gtfo

>>535075743
Some of you guys are actually retarded

>>535095514
Burger king yebby

>>535107386
TAKE HER CLAM AND GET IT OUT OF MY GOAL, PLEASE

she got declawed...

>>535104296
>>535105046

>>535108962
I like.

>>535108962
good woomy.
how much?

>>535108962
Where’s the shit

>>535109515
you're looking at it

>>535109338
$80~

>>535109986
wow that's pretty cheap

>>535108962
Muito bono

>>535108962
Wow yuta can still draw woomies that don't have dump truck asses
Yeah good woomy

@grok generate a double triple deluxe woomy, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

@grok oh and add the palestinian flag in the background

>>535108962
Woomies don’t look like that

Short open anyone?

>>535116104
if you're fine with a shitter who doesn't play open much these days

>>535116343
Opening

>>535116448
2/4

>>535116597
Knock

>>535117006
Up

>DC at last 10 sec
okay

how will you buff pain brush

>>535119380
Run speed up works when painting.

>buff
>painbrush
?

ggs p and g!

GGs open

ggs small open

side order might not be the best, but at least we got comped another hour in the ballpit!

>>535122720
Woomy peed in the ballpit.

>>535119380
Slightly less but not the same ink consumption as inkbrush when running

>>535120042
too weak and unpopular

>>535122720
How we are alive after one of these pits is beyond me.

>>535119380
You can’t give any meaningful buffs to a weapon with such a low skill ceiling/floor

>>535119380
lethal bomb sub

There’s a woomy in my head that calls me studmuffin

happy woomy time?

>>535130306
ur woomy ugly

>>535130306
low effort falseflag

>>535122948
MadWoomy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gre-o_tsumk

>>535113050
>>535113147

Fuck the haters

>>535132152
uggo

>>535132471
post yours please?

>>535132645
hmmmmm no go eat a schwaffle uglie

>>535133147
faggot

>>535130665
>>535130806
It’s just some random woomy I found on twitter

>>535132152
qt

>>535132152
Would

Woomy's mom has got it going on.

>>535134967
good woomy

When was the last time you called your mom, anon?

>>535135237
Woomy is learning to be fresh

>>535137805
this afternoon, she brought me a burger meal with some tendies :)

>>535137805
she died the weekend of flavor fest

who salmn

>>535144880
i can go for a king

>>535144880
i can as well

>>535145060
>>535145185
gedd

*draws angry eyebrows on your woomy, therefore making her a bad woomy*

ggs yobbies we did it

ggs salmn very active rounds

>>535147614
>>535147801
ggs!

>>535147934
>>535147614
>>535147801
Ggs

Anon is short

i'm just a little guy

I'M NOT A CONSTANT

the only constant is woom

The woom within.

They need to get rid of catalogs for 4. Fomo and retention mechanics don't work when the main gameplay loop doesn't. seasons was probably even worse for the game. X seasons being 3 months sucks ass since most just wait for the last week.

if they wanted a game that people only played quarterly, well done.

Tenacity but it gives you tacticooler effects.

>>535169028
on one hand, tenacity is supposed to help you stay alive, not give you insurance for your death, so no, not really tenacity
on another, an ability that gives you quick respawn when the rest of your teammates are dead would actually be the one appropriate way to implement any kind of qr into the game, it assumes you are in a losing position so it can't be used to brute force a push, and it helps with staggered respawns
tenacity should instead give ink savers, ink resistance and bomb defense, so that you have more uptime to compensate for your lack of teammates and have more survivability, in addition to the passive special charge it gets now
would be two neat mutually exclusive hat abilities

What if we made a new ability:
Not Done Yet (or Last Stand): Boosts the power of equipped abilities significantly when you are the only one left on your team (conditional abilities still only apply if the conditions are met)
Alternatively it could just boost your run/swim speed a bunch and not be tied to equipped stuff

The only thing they fear is woom

I'm woomclear
I'm wild

viva viva
[woomy!]
puru-pu-pu~

I would drink Fuuka's clam juice if you know what I mean I typed clamato at first, but I'm not really into that...

YOUR CEPH DOESNT LOVE YOU
YOUR WOOMY DOES NOT WOOMY FOR YOU

My woomy says "veemo" a lot, not sure how I feel about that urban language

>>535181109
my woomy isn't real

>>535182012
she's trying to attract a girlfriend.

Name a downgrade

>>535184248
Getting a pay cut

I'll draw 1 ceph very badly if someone wants.

>>535184665
if you want

anyone wanna play some open?

>>535086105
>>535086210
>>535086472
>>535086925
lol you fags actually mad

>>535086105
>>535086210
>>535086472
>>535086925
>>535086678
Kill yourself GreatTusks.

dude is really so mad he replied twice

>>535186226
I don't care, fuck off my general for once and all, GreatTusks. I hate you and your gay shit spamming retarded fat shit. I really wish I could blast you off about cheating your way on X, I really wish you were doxxed. You're literally Nono 2.

Fuck off and die.

>>535186226
>second one is a shizo
>durrrr so mad

>>535186374
Why was this needed to be said
Splatoon isn’t a deep game at all

>>535186374
No idea who you're projecting yourself onto but I'm not great tusks nor any of the anons that disagree with you. Have you ever considered that you might just be wrong?

>>535186928
Me? Being wrong? Impossible

Legit question, why is no one blocking GreatTusks? He's literally the worst. We blocked Nono, why can't we do to him too?

>two retards bringing up gt out of nowhere for no reason at all
Yuritards and shizos...

>>535187224
Why is your autocorrect not on for the word schizo?
If you’re going to insult the mental illness at least have the audacity to spell it

>>535187750
nta but who really cares

>>535187224
par for the course

>>535187224
ebin falseflag my guy

Thinking of getting a Callie commission done by one of my favorite artist the next time I get paid. Give me outfit ideas.

The sports fan in me is thinking a jacket like this.

>>535189750
>sports

>>535189750
Revealing cheerleader outfit, if you wanna keep things sportsy
Or just a normal one if you don't want it to be lewd

>>535189750
artist link?
also my proposal is a big frilly gothic lolita dress

>>535189357
Being hostile to n*no didn't help

>>535191246
Seconding

>>535189750
Basketball jersey, buruma, sweat bands, sneakers, gravure modeling

>>535180132
>bladder bulge
Her belly is full or lemon juice you can squeeze into the drink

>>535185891
>>535186092
>replied a day later twice

>>535191246
>>535191337
https://x.com/samipekoe

If I told you I'm drawing my woomy on wplace would you be mad

>>535197478
Some Tumblrtale sperg will draw over your woomy anyways.

>someone makes good point about schizo like behavior
>schizos lash out in fear of being called out and start name dropping everyone instead of arguing against what the anon said
the funny part is none of you said he was wrong and then went on a witch hunt going after random /ink/ers for no reason

you could have just ignored the post

>>535203283
did the post nut clarity finally hit?

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>535209351
Just kidding my power went out

>>535191770
She can squeeze her lemon on me all day long

I don't play videogames anymore.

>>535211325
why not just play?

>>535212387
Because I don't like them anymore.

>>535212863
wow what a gamer

ppl in the aiming community here r just hating on me cuz i'm a catgurl gamer and they're scared at my skill desu

>>535218220
Gastropods meet Cephalopods

they need to buff aerospray
"this thing paints and has specials" is not enough when top tiers are "this thing paints, has specials and much more"

>>535223770
Or just use a better weapon.

>>535223770
play a different weapon that has better kits
problem solved

Nogami worked on DragxDrive.

>>535223871
but more good weapons is better
and not good in a vaccuum, good relatively
nerfing top tiers until aerospray is usable is also a solution
>>535223898
regardless of what happens to mains, 4 should nerf kits into the ground
weaker specials, less spammable subs, good kit is one with synergy and not one with special of the month
fuck kits, kits are not fun

>>535190418
>Revealing cheerleader outfit
Second for this it just fits for Callie

>>535227561
Is that her piss in the glass?

>>535227561
My wife Redsole-chan

I've only played the single player up on emulators up until now, how do I farm ability chunks effectively? Dress in the brands that best rolls the ability I want with a ticket in turf war and just hope for the best? Is the gacha machine even worth it at all?

>>535231092
Salmon, at least until super bonuses.

>>535231240
Salmon run is cool but how do I deal with my urge to choke some little kid when the game says it's time for high tide grillers on wave 1 and I get a slow gun?

>>535232262
Ask that Nogami grant you the serenity to accept the FLAR.

>>535108962
>ankles
Slut.

Does anyone even use nintendo now anymore?

>>535235326
daily
there was a deep cut concert in a water park yesterday

>>535235326
I uninstalled the app the day after I installed it.

>>535235579
Why didnt you post it?

>>535235326
Yes I still check it most days for my dose of woomy & veemo

>>535235579
I saw the Off the Hook one yesterday had Deep Cut today but missed the Squid Sisters as I didn't check it the day before.

>>535235326
I know I don't

>>535236230
it was part of the news, so you can scroll down and go into news

>>535236327
Oh well I'll do that then
Have a cute woomy then

>>535237419
>blue motos
2015 called.

>>535234228
In my defense I didn't even draw them in the reference

>>535223770
>>535225649
Did n*n* meme you into maining it? Give up and pick up slosher

Slosher isn't good, no reason not to pick Dread instead

>>535240834
slosher is slightly stronger and more consistent, and it has a perfect meta kit
dread paints like two sloshers but why do you need paint when you got your team's cooler slave doing nothing but painting your feet anyway

>>535239185
I'm 100% sure that that pants and shoe combo exposes ankles anyway. Don't quote me on that or fact check me.

>>535240834
Dread is slosher for retards, same way decav is stamper for retards.

>>535241867
>chara said
*snort*

>>535240534
stop evading my filter, faggot

>>535241963
Probably, but this was before I changed to the colored pants

>>535242785
he's better than most of /ink/ sooooo

>>535242587
eh
dread is slosher if slosher was introduced in splat3
it's not easier, it just lacks slosher's main downside that has always kept it in check

>>535243370
LMAO

>>535243450
This is certainly an interesting opinion
Dread has far more downsides than Slosher in exchange for more power/paint
>slower
>heavier
>requires more aim with leading your sloshes
>a bit more ink hungry
You can't play Dread like base Slosher and you can't play base Slosher like Dread, it won't work out

I wanted to get this done before my birthday but I'm 2 days late. Not finished but it's technically done

>>535244429
green lantern if it was good

>>535244429
Very nice! I know nothing about green lantern, context?

>>535244429
>before
>2 days late
Two days late would mean that you expected to be done on Tuesday the day before your birthday meaning that yesterday was your birthday? Happy Birthday.

>>535244429
The power of silly

>>535244718
About green lantern or about whats going on?
>>535245473
I'm tired, shut it lol