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Anonymous No.534758923 >>534759358 >>534770729 >>534789194
/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General
>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
Summer festival trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0Xw15oLHs
TU2 info: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.020.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor set search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster weakness database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older game emulation and multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)
/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VM

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>534672476
Anonymous No.534759040 >>534759303 >>534759779 >>534763441 >>534832615
I miss having elder dragons...
Anonymous No.534759071 >>534759273
huntresses (male)
Anonymous No.534759073 >>534759196 >>534759273 >>534759273 >>534759365 >>534759365 >>534759421 >>534759549 >>534762209 >>534762230 >>534762402 >>534762518 >>534767963 >>534772118 >>534773574 >>534775408 >>534827380 >>534832770 >>534843062
Triple cart request anchor post
link any post (you) think deserve a tripple cart to this one
Anonymous No.534759093 >>534822378
>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything
>Blocking basically makes you invincible
>No cat cooking
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>No HR final boss
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?
Anonymous No.534759128 >>534759196 >>534759273
I love huntresses
Anonymous No.534759196
>>534759128
>>534759073
Anonymous No.534759273
>>534759071
See >>534759073
>>534759128
See >>534759073
Anonymous No.534759303
>>534759040
I just want Nerg to come back.
Anonymous No.534759324 >>534759421
Here's your DMC collab outfits for Gemma and Alma.
Anonymous No.534759358
>>534758923 (OP)
finally a good op
Anonymous No.534759365 >>534759549
>>534759073
see
>>534759073
Anonymous No.534759421
>>534759324
see
>>534759073
Anonymous No.534759528 >>534759798
request to remove Janthony's squad from the OP and add the squad for Unmodded Male players with Male weapons hunting Male monsters (featuring Erik and The Legend)
Anonymous No.534759549
>>534759365
see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534759614
I sure do love monster hunter
Anonymous No.534759779
>>534759040
ermmmmm sorry chud all monsters are valid
Anonymous No.534759798 >>534759992
>>534759528
Sounds gay.
Anonymous No.534759992
>>534759798
NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534760161 >>534760292
This next update is going to revolutionize gaming. I'm talking minds blown to bits. The mental strain of just playing one minute of this masterpiece will cripple people for life. We're talking the best of the best of the best tokuda can offer. People will be falling to their knees and weeping. If you miss out on this next update God himself will abandon you
Anonymous No.534760292 >>534760390
>>534760161
God already abandoned me about 6 years ago.
Anonymous No.534760326 >>534760521 >>534761257 >>534761737 >>534762153
killscreens or whatever this is
Anonymous No.534760350 >>534763904
>>534758469
>capped
heh
Anonymous No.534760389 >>534760597 >>534760649 >>534765438 >>534824138
The way people talk about world, it mustve been the skyrim of mh. How was the hoonting different when it was active?
Anonymous No.534760390 >>534760564
>>534760292
you went trans?
Anonymous No.534760521
>>534760326
looks like modern art lmao
Anonymous No.534760564 >>534760613 >>534761057
>>534760390
No, the woman I was planning to marry destroyed my life when she cheated on me. Haven't recovered yet.
Anonymous No.534760597
>>534760389
wait is a doshaguma just a cucked goss harag
Anonymous No.534760613 >>534760727
>>534760564
try going trans
Anonymous No.534760649
>>534760389
People talk about world because for better or worse it kicked off the modern era of monster hunter so it was most of the current community's first game. The old guard make up a small fraction of players now
Anonymous No.534760727 >>534760804
>>534760613
No, I like having a penis.
Anonymous No.534760804 >>534760949
>>534760727
marry a transgirl, you'll ahve two penises to play with
Anonymous No.534760893 >>534760964
Now that we've established that Gore Magala is not a big deal, what's next?
Anonymous No.534760949
>>534760804
But I don't like any penises except my own and before you say:
>Marry a post-op tranny
I want kids. Like biological ones.
Anonymous No.534760964 >>534761037
>>534760893
shagaru magala
Anonymous No.534761037 >>534761106 >>534761217
>>534760964
Elder Dragons are not getting into Wilds
Anonymous No.534761057
>>534760564
>marriage in the modern age
Oof never a good choice. Much like men are inundated with red pill content these days so too are women blasted with radical feminist talking points constantly now. Everyone is always on their phone so it's unavoidable now and women are more easily influenced than men so it's just a bad idea to marry these days. If you think this is bullshit just look up what happened to that remote tribe that was given internet lol. It's not good for our brains
Anonymous No.534761075 >>534761232 >>534761235 >>534765802
Newfags will never know the pain of fighting ds era gore with frenzy attacks spreading everywhere like a touhou game
Anonymous No.534761106 >>534761210
>>534761037
why not
Anonymous No.534761140 >>534761316 >>534761363
survey balloons should have become the main tracking tool of this series
Anonymous No.534761210 >>534761284 >>534761346
>>534761106
Because Elder Dragons represent the old MH in the eyes of Capcom and they want you to forget about it and move on to new MH
Anonymous No.534761217 >>534761338
>>534761037
You're crazy if you think we won't get Shaggy when they went out of their way to add Gore.
Anonymous No.534761232
>>534761075
Gore was braindead tier easy in 4U lol how much of a shitter are you?
Anonymous No.534761235
>>534761075
4U Magala is a bitch with sissy arms that topple nonstop
Anonymous No.534761257
>>534760326
Anonymous No.534761272 >>534761472 >>534761483 >>534761506 >>534761520
Ok....this is deep....
Anonymous No.534761284
>>534761210
did capcom say that
Anonymous No.534761316
>>534761140
*munches on drugs and imagines where the monster is*
miss me with that balloon shit
Anonymous No.534761338
>>534761217
2 more weeks!
Anonymous No.534761346 >>534761419 >>534762530
>>534761210
>Implying World and Rise were "old MH"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous No.534761363
>>534761140
People did use them often. There were many ways to track monsters. Newfags couldn't handle it so we got scoutflies instead
Anonymous No.534761419 >>534761483 >>534761646
>>534761346
Rise is classic MH in its purest form.
Anonymous No.534761472
>>534761272
shes not interested in hunters doe
Anonymous No.534761483 >>534761669 >>534761687 >>534761712 >>534762135 >>534766165
>>534761272
>>534761419
Alright Risefags you have 10 minutes to sell me on Rise by answering one simple question: how much can I actually interact with those hot elf twin succubi?
Anonymous No.534761506 >>534761607 >>534761835
>>534761272
Anonymous No.534761520
>>534761272
redditmarm
Anonymous No.534761607 >>534761694
>>534761506
Oh look, it's Mr. I wouldn't eat my waifu's shit. Pfffft
Anonymous No.534761646
>>534761419
>Rise is classic MH
AHAHAHAHAHA
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Anonymous No.534761669 >>534761852
>>534761483
a lot during village and high rank and then you stop once you get to g-rank, but the follower system lets you bring them on quests, so
as much as you like.
T. likes wilds more than rise but the follower system in rise is fucking kino and they raped it in wild for no reason
Anonymous No.534761687 >>534761852
>>534761483
They're quest whores in base Rise and can hunt with you in Sunbreak (they talk to you during hunts)
Anonymous No.534761694 >>534762109
>>534761607
no i'm not that anon, not that i have a different opinion tho
Anonymous No.534761712 >>534761852
>>534761483
They're literally the guild gals of base rise. You can use them for expansion content too but you also get a new hub and quest girl if you want
Anonymous No.534761737
>>534760326
Anonymous No.534761835
>>534761506
moga girl mogs
Anonymous No.534761852 >>534762043
>>534761669
>>534761687
>>534761712
You lost me at interaction dying with them in Sunbreak (since my understanding is base Rise blows ass but Sunbreak is good) but won me back after saying I could hunt with them even in G rank. Alright fine once I'm bored of the Wilds Talisman update I'll play Rise.
Anonymous No.534762043 >>534762130 >>534762267 >>534763295
>>534761852
It doesn't stop in sunbreak. They're regularly in elgado just sitting there and you can talk with them and hunt with them. You can also just accept g rank quests from kamura if you want where they'll also show up. You're a retarded coomer though so I expect a lot of stupid ass cancer posts from you. Kill yourself
Anonymous No.534762109
>>534761694
weak
Anonymous No.534762130 >>534762260
>>534762043
I'm not a coomer though, I just think they're pretty. Why are you so mad?
Anonymous No.534762135
>>534761483
You get a paizuri scene at the end if you interact enough
Anonymous No.534762143 >>534762209 >>534762230 >>534762576 >>534764450
>iceblight gives you cowprint bikini
hnngg
Anonymous No.534762153
>>534760326
Anonymous No.534762209
>>534762143
See >>534759073
Anonymous No.534762230
>>534762143
see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534762260 >>534762346
>>534762130
You literally just said you'd only buy the game for them and referred to them as succubi. You're a coomer you retard
Anonymous No.534762267 >>534762346 >>534762408 >>534762563 >>534764450
>>534762043
based, fuck that stupid nigger. he shouldnt have to be sold or convinced to play a good game, he is worthless

>can i play with le waifu bwos
death to gooners
Anonymous No.534762346
>>534762260
>>534762267
You apparently are so mentally ill you don't know what the fuck a joke is. God damn dude go outside.
Anonymous No.534762387 >>534822706 >>534824534
also holy shit why doesn't she have any boobies
Anonymous No.534762402 >>534762518
>>534759073
This is a novel way to show how much huntresses trigger you.
Anonymous No.534762408
>>534762267
holy fucking based
Anonymous No.534762458
>it's just a joke bro
Funni
Anonymous No.534762518
>>534762402
see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534762530 >>534762619
>>534761346
In the eyes of Capcom every game before gen6 is old MH
Anonymous No.534762563 >>534762865
>>534762267
When are you going to start dealing it to them? Or are we going to have to keep listening to you mouth running while your ass remains planted.
Anonymous No.534762576
>>534762143
thousand boob stare
Anonymous No.534762597 >>534763104
MH World is now 20 years old...
Anonymous No.534762619 >>534762737 >>534762854
>>534762530
Source: your ass, World and Rise are just as much nu-shit as Wilds. You can't sit with us fag.
Anonymous No.534762737
>>534762619
this
Anonymous No.534762854 >>534763000
>>534762619
>Strawman
Anonymous No.534762865 >>534764458 >>534764632
>>534762563
if i had janni powers, it would be exterminatus on sight
Anonymous No.534763000 >>534763063 >>534763169
>>534762854
That's not a strawman, you should stop using terms you don't understand.
Anonymous No.534763063
>>534763000
>strawman
Anonymous No.534763104
>>534762597
I was 12 when I first played Worlds Now I'm 58 with grandkids. Let that sink in.
Anonymous No.534763169 >>534763252
>>534763000
That's a strawman you fucking retard. My point is that in Capcom's eyes games that come out before gen6 are old but you are strawmanning it into the quality fo the games out of nowhere
Anonymous No.534763252
>>534763169
>My point is that in Capcom's eyes games that come out before gen6 are old
Source: your ass
Anonymous No.534763295 >>534763510
>>534762043
Kamura fucking sucks
Anonymous No.534763368 >>534763626
Wasn't there a way you could stalk people on steam? Probably better to just play on console from now on
Anonymous No.534763441 >>534763520
>>534759040
returntoworldrice
Anonymous No.534763510 >>534763769 >>534763829 >>534766359
>>534763295
Nah it's pretty comfy especially the guild hub which is where you'd be taking g rank quests. It's unironically one of the best hubs in the series. Lots of soul
Anonymous No.534763520
>>534763441
Wilds is the only game that doesn't have EDs so you can return to literally ANY game for them
Anonymous No.534763626 >>534763810
>>534763368
Good lord in heaven above is it too late for me?
Anonymous No.534763769 >>534763970 >>534764517
>>534763510
Still doesn't hold a candle to Seliana. Wilds better focus up and give us a proper village/town hub with comfy vibes for G rank.
Anonymous No.534763810
>>534763626
We already have albums full of pics of you showering, sleeping, jerking off etc. we own you
Anonymous No.534763829 >>534764020
>>534763510
>Lots of soul
lmao
Anonymous No.534763904 >>534764107 >>534764654
>>534760350
Now what nigger? You want me to put the cat away? Not use environmental shit? More speed tranny rules? You won't admit you suck cock at this game.
Anonymous No.534763970 >>534764037
>>534763769
I hope the expansion is has performance issues and lacks more content than the base game so that capcom and the retards that still support them after wilds suffer.
Anonymous No.534764020 >>534767298
>>534763829
Even at release lots of people were complimenting the kamura guild hall. It's immediately inviting. Just be more transparent and say you hate rise or something
Anonymous No.534764037 >>534764267
>>534763970
Isn't it better to hope for things to improve?
Anonymous No.534764107 >>534764641
>>534763904
>image
>doesnt show if he carted
>cat
stream it and ill put your cock and your balls in my mouth if you do it first try without struggling
Anonymous No.534764267 >>534764845
>>534764037
No, I wish for the absolute worst from the lazy assholes at capcom so that we can all learn a long lasting lesson. I want them to eat shit and for them to face ruin (financially and reputationally).
Anonymous No.534764354
>longsword
You did not hunt the monster
Anonymous No.534764450
>>534762267
>>534762143
Goddamn look at those fat tan titties
Anonymous No.534764458
>>534762865
I'd delete them and other offtopic trash like your inane whining.
Anonymous No.534764517
>>534763769
It's fucking impossible for an area to be good in Wilds because it has 2 generations behind graphics
Anonymous No.534764598 >>534764816
all proofies should be streamed to ensure that the person claiming something is easy does not have time to reset 17 thousand times and show his true skill LIVE

this is my decree
Anonymous No.534764632
>>534762865
Wrath and envy are deadly sins you low iq chimp subhuman. Enjoy riasting in hell with the rest of your "squad" .Go throw a tantrum on /v/ where it belongs.
Anonymous No.534764641 >>534764705 >>534764870 >>534764925
>>534764107
The irony is that you think the cat makes that much of a difference. Your original pussy crying was about this game being hard and how no one is posting sub 15 minute kills. And of course now you're coping out with mechanics which are part of the game needing to be subtracted in order for something to be 'easy.'
Anonymous No.534764654
>>534763904
>not meowgan
don't bother replying to the other guy, he's just being disingenuous
Anonymous No.534764705
>>534764641
Stream it
Anonymous No.534764816
>>534764598
twitch fucking sucks
Anonymous No.534764845 >>534765058 >>534766514
>>534764267
That's lame. How is getting an improved and excellent Wilds less appealing than it stagnating? People really are addicted to negativity these days.
Anonymous No.534764870
>>534764641
stream it, pussy.
Anonymous No.534764925
>>534764641
How do I git gud like this
Anonymous No.534765058 >>534765517
>>534764845
>People really are addicted to negativity these days
Stop conflating everything and debasing my hate, fuck you. Capcom has released games with horrendous performance in a consecutive manner, they should not be rewarded and should suffer greatly for this. Fuck you again.
Anonymous No.534765092 >>534766436
Hey retarded jannies. It's not my fault some sperg is ban evading near my area, why did you range banned my iP address? Ban evaders can just bypass that measure anyways its not like you are actually solving the problem. And besides, my ip is dynamic, I have no control over my ip address.
Anonymous No.534765270
Hey cool and handsome jannies,
suck my dick.
I play Lance btw
Anonymous No.534765340
why would a lancer be telling others to suck their dick when all lancers do is massage cocks with their throats?
Anonymous No.534765438
>>534760389
Worlds is the modern WoW of monhun. Freedom unite was vanilla wow, generations and rise are wow classic.
Anonymous No.534765517 >>534765701 >>534766338
>>534765058
This nigga UGLY

I'm gonna post some fat ass huntresses and palicos to clean the thread up.
Anonymous No.534765612 >>534766273
can i stream if i suck?
Anonymous No.534765701
>>534765517
>huntresses
>palicos

fuck that shit
post more monstresses
Anonymous No.534765802
>>534761075
4u gore is literally chop feet magnet lmao
Anonymous No.534765849
Anonymous No.534766165
>>534761483
you can take them out on dates/quests
Anonymous No.534766197 >>534766261 >>534766382 >>534766568
Three more days until I can finally no-life Wilds like a proper Monhan game.
Anonymous No.534766261 >>534766914
>>534766197
Isn't it only like a day or two now?
Anonymous No.534766273
>>534765612
only if your huntress has gooner mods
Anonymous No.534766335
When are they gonna slap on a dating sim on MH?
Anonymous No.534766338
>>534765517
Honestly? I'd hit it from behind.
Anonymous No.534766359
>>534763510
>big ass tatara furnace behind Fugen, literally the central piece of the whole village
>the smithy is some old hobo that doesn't even use it
Anonymous No.534766382 >>534766680
>>534766197
You'll get every talisman you wish for in no more than 7 days and you'll stop playing it
Anonymous No.534766436
>>534765092
Oh they actually tried to rangeban the spammer. That's funny.
Anonymous No.534766514 >>534766679 >>534767105
>>534764845
because if engoodening does happen then it just tells capcom they can absolutely get away with everything they've done for launch wilds and then more
Anonymous No.534766568
>>534766197
I look like this and I'm gonna do this
Anonymous No.534766679
>>534766514
They should already know that though. Several games have had an "engoodening" and everything has been forgiven time and time again. Like it or not, people are more than willing to forgive if you fix problems.
Anonymous No.534766680 >>534766771
>>534766382
nah the rates will be tiered and skewed like worlds decos where the best skills have a 0.01% chance from a 1% drop per reward slot
Anonymous No.534766771
>>534766680
Stop spreading info you shitted out of your ass, faggot.
Anonymous No.534766906 >>534766981
how many "engoodened" games studios have actually made another game afterward

cyberpunk announced witcher 4 but that's still like a year or two away?
Anonymous No.534766914
>>534766261
https://itsalmo.st/talisman-grind-r1hi
Anonymous No.534766981
>>534766906
no man's sky studio put out another game
Anonymous No.534767105 >>534767330 >>534767550
>>534766514
>because if engoodening does happen
That's like saying "If the sun turns cold"
Anonymous No.534767298 >>534767667 >>534772286 >>534789647
>>534764020
>kamura is unfinished slop, the villiage is ugly dogshit and elgado is objectively better
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HATE RISE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyway
Anonymous No.534767330 >>534767457 >>534767523 >>534767560 >>534767891 >>534767963
>>534767105
You're retarded if you think they won't fix Wilds. Base Rise was trash too and it got fixed with Sunbreak. This isn't like with DD2 where Capcom just accepted it was a dead series and abandoned it, they acknowledge Wilds needs love and will clearly be devoting resources towards that.
Anonymous No.534767457 >>534767509
>>534767330
... and then I woke up
Anonymous No.534767509
>>534767457
God you doomer fags are pathetic.
Anonymous No.534767523 >>534767653
>>534767330
that's why they NEED to cancel stories 3 and RE9 and lolimata and SF7 and
Anonymous No.534767550 >>534767763 >>534767780
>>534767105
I'll wait until the DLC and maybe a patch or two after the DLC to iron out any kinks to make any judgements. If the game still runs like shit then and the sales still suck, then I will admit it's a faillure. But I need proof, not estimations (from either side)
Anonymous No.534767560 >>534767653
>>534767330
>This isn't like with DD2
this is exactly like DD2, you faggot.

>NOOOOOOOOO ITLL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME!!! HE LOVES ME I SWEAR!!!
kill yourself, you battered sissy
Anonymous No.534767653 >>534767882
>>534767523
Holy mental illness, no where did I say any of that.
>>534767560
No it isn't because DD2 was fucking abandoned and left that way you retard. Wilds is still getting title updates and DLC. That's a HUGE difference.
Anonymous No.534767667
>>534767298
I think that's very debatable but cool opinion bro
Anonymous No.534767763 >>534767961
>>534767550
>I need proof
how much more proof do you need, dipshit? wild's beta and release up to this point has been really bad performance wise.

are you really going to give them MORE money to get the proof you need? because if thats the case, i need to change careers to take advantage of gullible morons like you
Anonymous No.534767780
>>534767550
It's impossible for G rank to fix Wilds. If G rank actually fixes Wilds it would be the greatest DLC of all time (not even close) but that's literally fucking impossible because Capcom doesn't even have competent people who could make it since the guy who made XX and Iceborne left
Anonymous No.534767882 >>534768253
>>534767653
>Wilds is still getting title updates and DLC. That's a HUGE difference.
the updates that we're getting we're chopped from the game and repurposed as title update. this was confirmed with datamining

you are brain damaged and deserve lashings
Anonymous No.534767891
>>534767330
Dos didn't get G rank. Tri only received an expansion because the development of 4 was taking longer than expected.
I don't think they will skip Wilds G but if they did, it wouldn't be the first time mainline gave up.
Anonymous No.534767961
>>534767763
I haven't even bought the game to begin with. I learnt my lesson with World to wait for the DLC. Did the same with Rise and Sunbreak.

Waiting for the DLC for Wilds now too to see if it's worth it. So yes, I like to wait and see and I don't base my opinions on retarded doom fags nor do I base them on corporate cocksuckers. You're BOTH retarded.
Anonymous No.534767963
>>534767330
>>534759073
Anonymous No.534767969
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All Posts above this line was typed by a tranny
Anonymous No.534768050 >>534768210
Anybody who still believes capcom will fix anything and that the expansion will magically solve every issue should be put in a line and shot with a railgun until there is nothing but dust.
Anonymous No.534768078 >>534768210
wilds g will make things even worse and more casualized, they want to cater to everyone to finish master rank and white fatalis
Anonymous No.534768096
All Posts below this line was typed by a tranny
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Anonymous No.534768210 >>534768652
>>534768050
>>534768078
The only non trans high testosterone man posts. I kneel
Anonymous No.534768212 >>534768652
I'm a man
Anonymous No.534768253 >>534768447 >>534768652
>>534767882
And? They're still being put in the game.
A dead game receives no updates.
Anonymous No.534768262 >>534768413 >>534768652
I believe in Capcom's ability to make it MUCH worse. Remember the clutch claw never forget it.
Anonymous No.534768294 >>534768369 >>534768652
>NOOOOOO IT WILL ALWAYS BE SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DOOMPOST LIKE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jesus Christ go outside dude.
Anonymous No.534768324 >>534768652
1-9 all of you are trannies
0 I'm a tranny
Anonymous No.534768369 >>534768652
>>534768294
>go outside
They wouldn't build gaming PCs if they're capable of going outside.
Anonymous No.534768413 >>534768620 >>534768652
>>534768262
I believe the only way to fix capcom is to find this particular poster and we shove an entire bus up his bum

Maybe the publicity from the stunt will give us air time and call out Tokuda's retardation
Anonymous No.534768447 >>534768652 >>534768759 >>534768823
>>534768253
>Content has been taken out on purpose to elongate the game's life artificially.
>Aaaaaaaaand? It's like..still new content hurrr
That's all I needed to hear from you, you cannot be reasoned with and should be euthanized like cattle.
Anonymous No.534768548
You're both retards for playing monster hunter desu
Anonymous No.534768620
>>534768413
You're right, capcom should find me so I can physically be near them and tell them how much I LOVE MONSTER HUNTER
Anonymous No.534768649 >>534768713
tokuda is just going to overcorrect and put in shiten disufiroa
Anonymous No.534768652
>>534768447
>>534768413
>>534768369
>>534768324
>>534768294
>>534768262
>>534768253
>>534768212
>>534768210
Trannies
Anonymous No.534768713 >>534768751 >>534772526
>>534768649
1) EDs are not getting into Wilds
2) Tokuda is not making G rank
Anonymous No.534768751 >>534768851
>>534768713
If you think they won't be adding Shaggy to a game featuring Gore you clearly ate paint chips as a child.
Anonymous No.534768759
>>534768447
You aren't paying a fucking subscription to the game.
Explain how it makes sense for Capcom to continually update a game that's flopped with free content, but also decide NOT to make a G-Rank expansion for the game that people would be paying for.
You're just being retarded.
Anonymous No.534768823 >>534769125
>>534768447
>Content has been taken out on purpose to elongate the game's life artificially
With Wilds it's more believable that they pushed shit back as TUs because they ran out of time to finish it. Artificially elongating the lifespan kind of implies it was all ready to go on day 1.
Anonymous No.534768828
G-Rank will only have 12 monsters but their ecology would be highly detailed.

The reason they can't add Elders is because EDs are natural disasters and the game is already having a hard time with Rey Dau's weather effects and Udra's
Anonymous No.534768839
Anonymous No.534768851 >>534769558
>>534768751
>NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE ADDING SHAGARU TRUST ME JUST TRUST ME PLEASE
You trannies were saying the same shit before release
Anonymous No.534768978
I played wilds and had fun hunting Zoh Shia
Anonymous No.534768989
Anonymous No.534769018 >>534769487 >>534769730 >>534769978 >>534770135 >>534770803
AAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEES!!! please PLEASE make Capcom add the clutch claw back as a returning mechanic for the expansion PLEASE!! It would be so fucking FUNNY
Anonymous No.534769105 >>534771840 >>534772118
Anonymous No.534769125 >>534769206
>>534768823
Im pretty sure one of them said in an interview that Jhin Dahaad ate up more dev time than expected and they had to cut steve and laggy
Anonymous No.534769206
>>534769125
>Im pretty sure [Shit that I made up]
Anonymous No.534769449
Source for all your claims, /mhg/?
Anonymous No.534769487 >>534769729
>>534769018
they already brought it back for lagi in spirit, if they full bring it back im going to shit myself in anger
Anonymous No.534769558 >>534769673 >>534769687 >>534772052
>>534768851
Name a single game in the series aside from Wilds that features Gore but not Shaggy. You can't, they always end up in the same fucking game because Shaggy is just an adult Gore. You are actually too stupid to breed if you don't think they will add him to Wilds.
Anonymous No.534769561
Jump backwards 4 times in a row out of that you dumb blue whore
Anonymous No.534769673
>>534769558
>appeal to ignorance
Anonymous No.534769687
>>534769558
NTA but we said the same shit about Zamites, Uroktor, Basarios, etc. for Rise
Anonymous No.534769729
>>534769487
I'd be happy, Iceborn lance was fun with the claw
Anonymous No.534769730 >>534769849
>>534769018
I like Wilds. I have several hundred hours in Wilds.
Seeing the Clutch Claw return in the Lagi hunt was already enough to make me mad.

If they bring it back for more monsters, LET ALONE as the core fucking feature for the DLC.... Well, I'll be extremely disappointed and probably quit this series for good.
Anonymous No.534769849
>>534769730
>Seeing the Clutch Claw return in the Lagi hunt was already enough to make me mad.
I genuinely shuddered when I saw it.
Anonymous No.534769978
>>534769018
the only way capcom would not get my money on a future title would be adding clutch claw again
Anonymous No.534770135 >>534770323
>>534769018
Bring the claw back and remove wallbangs
Isn't that the only issue you guys have with the claw? They're obviously not gonna bring back tenderizing cause of wounds
Anonymous No.534770178 >>534770747
Not as bad as they say, but still extremely obnoxious
Anonymous No.534770323
>>534770135
No.
>completely ruins the flow of a hunt
>tenderizing is a necessity almost because everything is now balanced around that
>again, completely ruins the flow of a hunt constantly putting away my weapon to grab a monsters face and tenderize or wall bang
Nah, that shit is so fucking gay.
Anonymous No.534770440
People unironically think that MH4 is a sequel to Portable 3
Anonymous No.534770516
lol I usually play with the volume low so I totally missed the tsundere minoto dialogue
>i-it's not like I want you to leave elgado and come back to kamura! It's just master hojo will get lonely!
haha can't believe they actually put that into the game. SOUL
Anonymous No.534770652
where's the gore manguli stream?
Anonymous No.534770729
>>534758923 (OP)
why is it gray
Anonymous No.534770747
>>534770178
Plesioth is genuinely fun in the portable games once you git gud. It's the mainline games (minus 3U) that he's aids in
Anonymous No.534770792 >>534770991
>Plesioth is genuinely fun
Anonymous No.534770803
>>534769018
I unironically love the clutch claw
Anonymous No.534770872 >>534771437 >>534771541 >>534772641
Pacific Rim collab, what'cha think?
Anonymous No.534770991 >>534771064 >>534771168 >>534771406
>>534770792
He is but he's one of those monsters you can't appreciate until you're a certain level of good at the game. iframing the tail swipe and the hipcheck while dancing between his legs and going for the head when he does his water beam. It's fun
Anonymous No.534771064 >>534771216
>>534770991
stream a plesioth and make sure it looks fun
Anonymous No.534771168 >>534771465
>>534770991
nah you're alone on this one
Anonymous No.534771216 >>534771414
>>534771064
Is there even a streaming guide in the OP? I'm too lazy to look it up
Anonymous No.534771406
>>534770991
It's not the attacks that are obnoxious, it's when he jumps in the water and swims around for like 4 minutes in-between periods that you can hit him
>just use frogs or whatever to fish him out
Nope, too lazy
Anonymous No.534771414 >>534771613
>>534771216
last time i streamed to a friend you just choose the window in obs and hit start stream after linking the key twitch gives you
Anonymous No.534771437 >>534771558
>>534770872
Pacific Rim 2 was slop, no thanks
Anonymous No.534771465
>>534771168
It's true. The better I've gotten at the series the more I realize those monsters everyone shits on as "terrible awful fights" are actually genuinely fun if you're good at the game
Anonymous No.534771541
>>534770872
Can't wait for another Zorah Magdaros kino
Anonymous No.534771558
>>534771437
Which is why the collab will ignore it.
Anonymous No.534771613 >>534771710
>>534771414
That sounds like a fucking hassle honestly. This is why people don't stream proofs or whatever. Too much of a hassle. Hell uploading to youtube is a hassle but that's like 2 clicks and everyone has a youtube account
Anonymous No.534771710 >>534771767
>>534771613
then stream on youtube
Anonymous No.534771767 >>534771875 >>534772492
>>534771710
How the hell do you do that?
Anonymous No.534771840
>>534769105
88C slut
Anonymous No.534771875 >>534771965 >>534771978
>>534771767
You can't be serious
Anonymous No.534771965
>>534771875
he thinks plesioth is fun so who knows if he's being serious
Anonymous No.534771978 >>534772459
>>534771875
I'm not a content creator. I've uploaded like 2 youtube videos in my life and they weren't about monhun. Whatever I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually
Anonymous No.534771990
Hey guys let's play MH Wilds (PC) and The Sims 4 (PC) today guys :)
Anonymous No.534772052 >>534773059
>>534769558
Name a single game in the series aside from World that features Garuga but not Kut-Ku
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Jaggi but not Great Jaggi
Name a single game in the series aside from Wilds that features subspecies without its base species
Anonymous No.534772118
>>534769105
See >>534759073
Anonymous No.534772286 >>534772527 >>534789647
>>534767298
Thats a child.
Anonymous No.534772320
you guys are so annoying i'm going to play paper mario 64 instead
Anonymous No.534772459
>>534771978
mate, dont you just log in and hit "go live"?
Anonymous No.534772492 >>534772795
>>534771767
https://pastebin.com/20tjkAkZ
Anonymous No.534772526 >>534772631
>>534768713
Wait, why are they not going to add elder dragons to wilds?
Anonymous No.534772527
>>534772286
What does that have to do with Kamura being unfinished slopp?
Anonymous No.534772558 >>534776045
Permission to bing
Anonymous No.534772631 >>534772792
>>534772526
Because Capcom wants you to forget about them
Anonymous No.534772637
shaggy is to gore what metal raths are to normal raths, aka now normalized for master rank rank
Anonymous No.534772641
>>534770872
crazy how they only ever made 1 movie
Anonymous No.534772757 >>534814465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEXi8aGjW9Q
Anonymous No.534772792 >>534772908
>>534772631
But then why is gore in it?
Anonymous No.534772795 >>534772950
>>534772492
Why the hell is it so complex? My interest faded after step 3. I'm sure I'll set it up eventually but I'd rather just play the game right now
Anonymous No.534772908 >>534773151
>>534772792
Gore is not an ED
Anonymous No.534772950 >>534773058
>>534772795
hooooooooooooooly zoomer
Anonymous No.534772979
I think Great Jagras is a fun fight :)
Anonymous No.534773056 >>534773268
Wilds currently have 6 Elder Dragons
Gore
Zoh Shia (Fatalis Kirin White Fatalis Crimson Fatalis)
Jin
Anonymous No.534773058
>>534772950
okay boomer
Anonymous No.534773059 >>534773267
>>534772052
Completely different. We are literally talking the juvenile form of a monster and the adult form.
Anonymous No.534773151 >>534773260
>>534772908
Yea, hes a Demi Elder, which is a direct tie to elder dragons. Why would they add him if they want players to forget?
Anonymous No.534773260 >>534773305 >>534773480
>>534773151
>Yea, hes a [Fanfic I made up]
Anonymous No.534773267
>>534773059
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Basarios but not Gravios
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Zamite but not Zamtrios
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Uruktor but not Agnaktor
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Bullfango but not Bulldrome
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Velociprey but not Velocidrome
Name a single game in the series aside from Rise that features Jagras but not Great Jagras
Name a single game in the series aside from Wilds that features Gravios but not Basarios
Anonymous No.534773268
>>534773056
it also has chameleos
Anonymous No.534773305 >>534773497
>>534773260
IT LITERALLY SAYS THAT IN HIS PROFILE IN WILDS YOU ILLITERATE PAVEMENT APE
Anonymous No.534773352
>plesioth enjoyer gets filtered by technology designed for the lowest common denominator
based retard
Anonymous No.534773418
I just want Vaal back
He'd filter all these offset and counter shitters
Anonymous No.534773480 >>534773618 >>534773623 >>534773763
>>534773260
it says so in wilds. if it didn't, and he was still classified as ???, it would still be kinda telling but you'd be able to argue it.

but they strait up call him that in wilds. and the direct translation is actually "Demi dragon"
Anonymous No.534773497
>>534773305
got baited by the wilds ED arguer again award
Anonymous No.534773503 >>534773574
offsets and counters are peak fr fr and im not playing unc
Anonymous No.534773574 >>534773745
>>534773503
See >>534759073
Anonymous No.534773618
>>534773480
got baited by the wilds ED arguer again award
Anonymous No.534773623 >>534773696
>>534773480
Well, Demi Elder is not an Elder Dragon so idon't understand the point of this discussion
Anonymous No.534773696 >>534773763 >>534773886
>>534773623
>YOU'RE JUST MAKING THAT UP!
>No, the game says that.
>W-WELL IT ACTUALLY DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE DEMI-ELDER ISN'T ELDER!
You put those goalposts back RIGHT NOW young man.
Anonymous No.534773745
>>534773574
*offsets your post
Anonymous No.534773749
does it drop elder dragon blood/bone? if no then not a elder dragon
Anonymous No.534773763 >>534773881
>>534773480
>>534773696
got baited by the wilds ED arguer again award
Anonymous No.534773808
Pretty sure Zoh Shia is a construct, not an elder dragon
Anonymous No.534773857 >>534774687 >>534774829
does Gore have ED?
Anonymous No.534773881 >>534774231
>>534773763
Obviously but the fuck else do you expect me to discuss? Nothing else to talk about so may as well argue.
Anonymous No.534773886 >>534774019
>>534773696
>BECAUSE DEMI-ELDER ISN'T ELDER!
Yeah, that's literally how it works
Anonymous No.534774019 >>534774105
>>534773886
Why would they call him a demi-elder if they want people to forget elders?
Anonymous No.534774105 >>534774187
>>534774019
>Why would they call him a [Not Elder Dragon] if they want people to forget elders?
????
Anonymous No.534774187 >>534774238
>>534774105
Come on dude if we are gonna keep doing this dance you at least gotta make the bait SOMEWHAT believable or I can't have fun.
Anonymous No.534774231 >>534774396
>>534773881
Why not post your favourite bnwo sissy captions?
Anonymous No.534774238 >>534774358
>>534774187
>No argument
Done
Anonymous No.534774358 >>534774396
>>534774238
A shame, I was hoping for at least another hour of entertainment tonight. The fuck am I supposed to do now?
Anonymous No.534774375 >>534774732
Want to play 1 or G, where to get rom?
Anonymous No.534774396 >>534774714
>>534774358
Do this do this! >>534774231
Anonymous No.534774397 >>534774502
Nice thread huntards
Anonymous No.534774502
>>534774397
Literally me except I'm running over people ITT
Anonymous No.534774525
>controller dies during the hunt
worst feeling
alright time for bed then
Anonymous No.534774687
>>534773857
yeah gore is soft
Anonymous No.534774714 >>534775408
>>534774396
Anonymous No.534774732
>>534774375
Glow elsewhere, Special Agent /mhg/watch
Anonymous No.534774782 >>534774960 >>534775115
Does Wilds make you roll for 1 or 2 of 300 gacha skills for all 6 of your armor pieces like Sunbreak?
Anonymous No.534774829
>>534773857
gore? soft, limp, tepid, half baked
Anonymous No.534774960
>>534774782
just roll skills+/slots+ unless you are truly anal about minmaxing
Anonymous No.534775115
>>534774782
The only gacha in Wilds is Artian weapons and soon talismans.
Anonymous No.534775192
next post after this one is a pedophile. shame him
Anonymous No.534775236 >>534775312 >>534775363 >>534775408
Anonymous No.534775240 >>534775283
I love rise
Anonymous No.534775283
>>534775240
All Portable games are btter than Mainline
Anonymous No.534775312
>>534775236
you fucking pedo
Anonymous No.534775363
>>534775236
>BBC poster is a cunny chad
HOLY BASED MY FUARKING HERO
Anonymous No.534775408
>>534774714
>>534775236
See>>534759073
Anonymous No.534775419
next post after this one supports gay rights. call him gay
Anonymous No.534775472 >>534775526 >>534775665 >>534775896
I play Lance
Anonymous No.534775526
>>534775472
fag
Anonymous No.534775665
>>534775472
Can you be my gay femboy lancer boyfriend...
Anonymous No.534775728 >>534775853 >>534775882
Are lance players tops or bottoms?
Anonymous No.534775853
>>534775728
lance players don't exist
Anonymous No.534775882 >>534831389
>>534775728
Any shield weapon is immediately a bottom.
Anonymous No.534775896
>>534775472
hah, GAAAY
Anonymous No.534776016 >>534776079
How do you know someone is a lance player? Don't worry, they'll tell you. They are the gay vegans of MH.
Anonymous No.534776045
>>534772558
Yomogi's dango in my mouth...
Anonymous No.534776079
>>534776016
you can tell because they keep bending down in front of you
Anonymous No.534776438 >>534776524
I play(ed) Switch Axe
Anonymous No.534776519 >>534776737 >>534777264
Imagine...
Anonymous No.534776524
>>534776438
Found the asshurt lance fag
Anonymous No.534776525
Sex with all the men in the base camps. Especially the Asian-looking hottie.
Anonymous No.534776628 >>534776801 >>534776938 >>534780198
I find GS players to be the most obnoxious faggots ever
Anonymous No.534776701
True Switch Axe GOD here, all Lance player asses exist to be conquered by me.
Anonymous No.534776737 >>534777264
>>534776519
oh boy.....
Anonymous No.534776801
>>534776628
Anonymous No.534776845
Mario carted
Anonymous No.534776916 >>534777046
Mario Cart Wilds
Anonymous No.534776938 >>534777053 >>534777190 >>534777201 >>534778746
>>534776628
they are funny in rice
Anonymous No.534777046
>>534776916
Lol
Anonymous No.534777053 >>534777125
>>534776938
Which GameCube game is this?
Anonymous No.534777125
>>534777053
haha nice one!
Anonymous No.534777185
RELEASE THE PATCH NOTES

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.534777190 >>534778463 >>534778983
>>534776938
Why do people still play charge gs when surge slash exists?
Anonymous No.534777201 >>534777518
>>534776938
Why does this game look so blue?
Anonymous No.534777217 >>534777490
It's pretty annoying that they stopped modelling underwear for the girls in wilds. They did it in world so I was looking forward to it in wilds but the stopped doing it. Disappointing like everything else with wilds
Anonymous No.534777264
>>534776519
>>534776737
>the young of this monster seek out human males and engulf their penises, feeding on the rich semen. The men are too overwhelmed with pleasure to resist, immobilized until it has finished feeding
Anonymous No.534777490 >>534777540
>>534777217
maybe you should look forward to going outside
Anonymous No.534777518
>>534777201
water level
Anonymous No.534777540 >>534777797 >>534779585
>>534777490
>games gets worse
>this is a good thing somehow
kill yourself bootlicker
Anonymous No.534777797 >>534778054
>>534777540
you're right I'm totally worthless time to end my life
Anonymous No.534778054
>>534777797
Do a flip
Anonymous No.534778154 >>534778360 >>534778389 >>534832476
As gunlance, am I supposed to just do shellings and wyverstake combo until wyvernfire is back then use that ASAP and repeat until monster carcas?
Anonymous No.534778176 >>534778578
Where is the Patch Notes?
Anonymous No.534778360
>>534778154
Doesn't it depend on your skills?

I thought you did the slash shell dump reload combo repeat until it combos into the stake, while only using shelling to move around and do damage while moving / repositioning. Then Wyvernfire when you have a large opening.
Anonymous No.534778389
>>534778154
Just do whatever you want, you're not *supposed* to do anything. You're playing a video game bro, not filing your taxes
Anonymous No.534778463
>>534777190
less damage sir
Anonymous No.534778578
>>534778176
The update is so rushed that they didn't ahve time to write it
Anonymous No.534778746 >>534778806
>>534776938
Playing a playstyle that fails 50% of the time but does big damage when it succeeds is the greatsword users creed
Anonymous No.534778806
>>534778746
what a shitty, awful concept
Anonymous No.534778983
>>534777190
muh beeg number
Anonymous No.534779012 >>534779126 >>534779153
Post yfw you don't play a weapon that fails 50% of the time
Anonymous No.534779104 >>534779168
What color of crayon do GS users love to eat?
Anonymous No.534779126 >>534780104
>>534779012
Anonymous No.534779153
>>534779012
wait does chargeblade count? you still do counters and guardpoints in sns mode
Anonymous No.534779168
>>534779104
red because they think they are the main character
Anonymous No.534779585
>>534777540
if you unironically care about panties in a monster hunting game you need to urgently get laid you mega virgin
Anonymous No.534779638 >>534779697 >>534779836 >>534780004 >>534780287 >>534785424
GREATSWORD BROS???????????
Anonymous No.534779697
>>534779638
He really pulled out the
>*teleports behind u*
Anonymous No.534779836
>>534779638
Textures are so much higher res than Wilds
Anonymous No.534780004
>>534779638
Anonymous No.534780007 >>534780289
My friend played Wilds when it first came out. Once he finished LR, he immediately returned to Elden Ring, not realizing that HR exists and that Monster Hunter is actually a multiplayer game.

At first I was confused, but then I realized that a LOT of people are exactly like him. Only people who keep playing Wilds are dedicated Monhun fans migrating from World.
Anonymous No.534780104 >>534780390
just give us iceborne and sunbreak zenith, fuck wilds>>534779126
Anonymous No.534780198
>>534776628
Kill yourself, LSfag. And dump your dakimakuras in the trash before you hang yourself.
Anonymous No.534780287
>>534779638
Which SNES game is this?
Anonymous No.534780289
>>534780007
>people who keep playing Wilds are dedicated mh fans
lol
Anonymous No.534780390
>>534780104
Why did you quote me
Anonymous No.534780402 >>534780442 >>534780476 >>534780486 >>534780584 >>534781564
when does wilds get good
Anonymous No.534780442
>>534780402
when nata gets killed by arkveld
Anonymous No.534780461 >>534782083
HammerGODS report IN
Anonymous No.534780476
>>534780402
when we crucify all LS weebs
Anonymous No.534780486
>>534780402
The same time Rise got good, when it gets DLC.
Anonymous No.534780584 >>534780680
>>534780402
When Capcom announces that they are overhauling the game like what happened to FF14 (less than 1% chance)
Anonymous No.534780680 >>534780758
>>534780584
If you think Wilds is anywhere near as bad as XIV 1.0 you didn't play XIV 1.0.
Anonymous No.534780758 >>534781083
>>534780680
1) I don't play MMO because I'm not trans
2) The point is that Wilds is dogshit and it can only be saved by complete overhaul
Anonymous No.534780979 >>534781259
Did they still not release the mizu ranking times?
Anonymous No.534781083
>>534780758
based
Anonymous No.534781106 >>534781323
I love huntresses
Anonymous No.534781259
>>534780979
Who fucking cares? The top numbers are all cheaters anyway.
Anonymous No.534781323
>>534781106
Do huntresses love you?
Anonymous No.534781564 >>534782380
>>534780402
Unironically, probably in the DLC. I hated Rise on release, and shitposted it to death because of how salty I was.
Now it's one of my favorites after Sunbreak.
Anonymous No.534781864 >>534782060 >>534782158 >>534782239 >>534782424 >>534782435 >>534782823 >>534784346
What non-Capcom game collab could they possibly do that wouldn't be giga cringe
Anonymous No.534782060
>>534781864
Oblivion Remastered
Anonymous No.534782083
>>534780461
very shit animation
Anonymous No.534782158 >>534782529
>>534781864
No good franchise is going to give a license to the most hated (15% reviews btw) AAA game ever
Anonymous No.534782239
>>534781864
hear me out clair obscur maelle paints the world the hunters are in and enters the painting, bonus points it means nata is non canon to monster hunter lore
Anonymous No.534782380 >>534782472
>>534781564
I feel like you have to be only slightly ahead of the bell curve to have this opinion because to me Sunbreak is still boring and shit and easy like Rise even in endgame and it’s all because of how you can just use counters and insane iframes to deal with every problem. Low iq game just like Wilds
Anonymous No.534782424
>>534781864
Stardew valley
Anonymous No.534782435
>>534781864
EDF
Anonymous No.534782472 >>534783154
>>534782380
this can only be the opinion of someone who tried one weapon and didnt want to step even a little outside of their comfort zone
Anonymous No.534782529 >>534782702
>>534782158
Pretty sure that's still Overwatch 2.
Anonymous No.534782663
Starfish monster that can grab you like this when?
Anonymous No.534782690 >>534782817 >>534782841 >>534782846 >>534807381
We actually do. Here is a full blocklist of the trannies that play Milds:

Noble
Wix
Lily
Ahd
ForevaWillin
Sono
Kaiju
Astrid
Lady Maria
snst
Vull
Todd Howard
Lite Teel
Melissa
Ava Jyna Litcher
Robin
Semeru
Domina
Anonymous No.534782702 >>534782930
>>534782529
Not even close, retard. Go look at steam reviews
Anonymous No.534782817
>>534782690
only tranny here is u lil gup
Anonymous No.534782823
>>534781864
>Witcher
The Witcher collab with World was really cool. Okay, I might have liked it a bit too much because of the Witcher's Silver Sword SnS.
>Dragon's Dogma
In-house collab. There are insect glaive models, greatsword models, SnS models, DB models, Bow models. We could fight a Griffin or even Grigori himself with the original voice actor.
>Lost Planet
Again - another in-house collab. Gigantic cool alien monster. Heavy Bowgun and Light Bowgun weapon models. Sick as fuck game.
Anonymous No.534782841
>>534782690
Anonymous No.534782846
>>534782690
Hmm, everyone that plays Wilds is a tranny. You sure you're not obsessed with trannies?
Anonymous No.534782893 >>534783253 >>534783759
>Goys, Rise was 0/10 worst game of all time.... But Sunbreak magically fixed everything and it's 12/10 ultrakino best game of all time now
I'm still waiting for an explanation to this
Anonymous No.534782930 >>534783046
>>534782702
Overwatch 2 is 24% positive with about 350k total reviews, Wilds is 50% positive with about 165k reviews.
Anonymous No.534783046 >>534783150
>>534782930
... and 15% recent which is what matters
Anonymous No.534783150 >>534783457
>>534783046
I don't understand why you guys just can't take the L when you're wrong and just continue to make yourself look retarded instead.
Anonymous No.534783154 >>534783730
>>534782472
Tried 4 bro all boring garbage
>JUST GIMP YOURSELF JUST PICK THIS ONE WEAPON THAT DOESNT SUFFER FROM COUNTER AND IFRAME SLOP
Or i can play any other mh that doesnt have this issue because those arent bad games and poop break is
Anonymous No.534783237
long sword is a pretty fun weapon, i just wish capcom fixes the input issue the game has.
Anonymous No.534783253 >>534783739 >>534832416
>>534782893
Base Rise was bad. Really bad.
>awful performance
>bad grafix
>monthly subscription fee to play online
>tons of compromises compared to World (I do not tolerate the "portable" excuse)
>terrible events/collabs
>forgot to put in a final boss and ending at launch
>RAMPAGE
>abandoned after TU2
Things improved with the PC port and Sunbreak, but until then it was a very depressing time.
Anonymous No.534783457 >>534783520
>>534783150
Where is the argument?
Anonymous No.534783520 >>534783694
>>534783457
You're incorrect on the 15% recent.
Anonymous No.534783672
why was rise so good?
Anonymous No.534783694
>>534783520
ZAAAAAAMN, it increased from 15 to 20
Anyway, the point still stands tho
Anonymous No.534783730 >>534784806
>>534783154
>charge blade
>switch axe
>sword and shield

what was the last one, thats a hilarious fucking selection
Anonymous No.534783739
>>534783253
>abandoned after TU2
I keep forgetting that Sunbreak's packed TUs were probably a direct result of them doing fuck all for rise after adding valstrax.
Anonymous No.534783759 >>534783859
>>534782893
I'm pretty sure I've seen you post the exact same question two other times. And I'm not even in the general that often.

I guess it's pretty good engagement bait though.
Anonymous No.534783859 >>534784080
>>534783759
I'm not getting the anwer. What did Sunbreak do to improve 0/10 Rise into 1488/10 ultrakino?
Anonymous No.534784080
>>534783859
The Funky Chicken
Anonymous No.534784195 >>534784394
Wilds G will be released in the following years and will make Wilds the best Monster Hunter game. A year and I mean exactly a year later portable 6 will be announced followed by its release 6 months later and will just be bad but will be redeemed 1.3 years later in 2031 by Portable G.

This will be the last Monster Hunter however for the combined goodness and of Wilds G and P6 G will turn the general into a wasteland that will sink into the sea.

This event is prophesied to be the Trans Transorath. After this will be the second song of SOUL or also known as the remaking of /mhg/
Anonymous No.534784346 >>534784516 >>534832021
>>534781864
DMC
Anonymous No.534784394 >>534784537
>>534784195
Wilds G will be as bad as Wilds and Portable 6 will be slightly better than 5
No one is getting surprised by anything
Anonymous No.534784516 >>534784609
>>534784346
RetardGOD...
Anonymous No.534784537
>>534784394
You have no power here, trans. Begone for you have not seen the end as I have.
Anonymous No.534784609 >>534784681
>>534784516
I read the post fine, I just don't care. Gimme a fucking DMC collab.
Anonymous No.534784681 >>534784728
>>534784609
By default that would be giga cringe
Anonymous No.534784686 >>534784798 >>534784832 >>534785068 >>534785187 >>534787445
I don't even know what gimmick they could add to Wild G

Gene splicing monsters? Weather changing devices? Dialogue tree battles vs monsters? Uhhhh... TIME TRAVEL?
Anonymous No.534784728
>>534784681
Nah it'd be based.
Anonymous No.534784783
dmcfags are the vegans of vidya
Anonymous No.534784786
Wilds is good
Pearls before swine
Anonymous No.534784798
>>534784686
Catlolis and watch /mhg/ do a 180 and call it the best game in the series
Anonymous No.534784806 >>534784938
>>534783730
Moving the goalpost so soon? Just tell us the weapon you main so we can figure out why you like this tard game for toddlers so much
Anonymous No.534784832 >>534785027
>>534784686
>Gene splicing monsters?
This is basically already Zoh Shia.
Anonymous No.534784938 >>534785250
>>534784806
Im not moving the goalpost, I know exactly which weapons are bing counterslop because I tried a lot of them, as for what I play its

>gs
>hammer
>dbs
>ls
>IG
>bow

I play charge blade and switch axe in other monhun for my fix, but feel free to hyperfixate on whichever weapon from that list triggers you the most
Anonymous No.534785027 >>534785540
>>534784832
What if we spliced... OURSELVES?
Anonymous No.534785068
>>534784686
air combat
Anonymous No.534785187
>>534784686
It would be too good to be true but every monster changes with every partbreak (like Barrioth but more)
Anonymous No.534785250 >>534785303 >>534785907
>>534784938
>gs
>hammer
>longswors
I played these and theyre counter iframeslop. So that means you’re just low iq

Anyway all this besides the point, if i boot up a mh game and pick a weapon i like it should be fun. This isnt the case with poopbreak as you seem to be agreeing with. So what are we arguing about again? Weve just determined that poopbreak is in fact a bad game
Anonymous No.534785303 >>534785730
>>534785250
kek if you think those weapons are counterslop you didnt play them well at all
Anonymous No.534785424
>>534779638

need to insert the dbz teleport sound followed by https://youtu.be/Lttvfc3ywJs?list=PLFC7776F0C2183335
Anonymous No.534785540 >>534786481 >>534786787
>>534785027
>It's too late Alma... I'm already HALF ANJANATH!
Anonymous No.534785610
>Wilds G adds Dark Hunters, spawned from Zoh Shia
>They hunt (YOU)
Anonymous No.534785719 >>534785743 >>534785797
why the fuckin morlomilds devs think I LOVE skipping the smithy animation 1052305x
Anonymous No.534785730 >>534785765
>>534785303
Ohh another goalpost shift very daring arent we
Anonymous No.534785743 >>534785792
>>534785719
WATCH THIS
Anonymous No.534785765 >>534787167
>>534785730
just assessing the quality of player that is shitposting sunbreak is all
Anonymous No.534785792 >>534785907 >>534785913
>>534785743
>iframe slop
This is just every MH game, what a meaningless statement.
Anonymous No.534785797 >>534785937
>>534785719
ESL
Anonymous No.534785907
>>534785792
Meant to quote >>534785250
Honestly no idea how that even happened.
Anonymous No.534785913
>>534785792
MH1 has no iframe skills
Anonymous No.534785932 >>534786106 >>534786198 >>534786317
What are your expectations for the next update where they will introduce gacha talismans and higher difficulty?
Anonymous No.534785937
>>534785797
what fuck esports got to do with this
Anonymous No.534786106
>>534785932
If they simply shuffle existing monsters around and call them 9 star quests I'm gonna have a meltie
Also if they just boost existing apexes to 9 star and give them more HP I'm also gonna have a meltie

I want frenzy/guardian stuff
Anonymous No.534786198
>>534785932
they buff up the same 5 monsties and i dont boot up the game
Anonymous No.534786317
>>534785932
4U Apex monsters
Anonymous No.534786381
>fortify set with just weapon + skill
>main set with fortify
>dogshit daora set with fortify
>die twice with fort set
>switch to main, hunt acidic glavenus
>switch to kusha, cart
>fortify has activated

It took me 10m~ for acidic and 15~ for kusha and I double checked the skill is on all sets rn
how come it revoked?
Anonymous No.534786481
>>534785540
i hate you so much lol
Anonymous No.534786682
hello saars capcoms saars please redeem patch notes, need to see what change you make okay?
Anonymous No.534786787
>>534785540
Fucking kek
Anonymous No.534786821 >>534786892
BTW, the BIG problem with 9 star quests is that they will make ATs obsolete so they might as well not add them lol
Anonymous No.534786883 >>534787007 >>534787053
That was surprisingly easy actually
Anonymous No.534786892
>>534786821
Why do you think the ATs are 3 stars? It's so they can add 5 star ATs later lol.
Anonymous No.534787007
>>534786883
Which Sega Saturn game is this?
Anonymous No.534787053
>>534786883
Which stick and stones game is this?
Anonymous No.534787121
>5 star ATs
i shant be hunting them
Anonymous No.534787167 >>534787210 >>534787248
>>534785765
Your the one low iq enough to be entertained by a shit baby game with exactly 2 monsters that can match you all the way in post endgame. Aorry but you are very bad
Anonymous No.534787210 >>534787372
>>534787167
take it easy buddy, youre embarassing yourself
Anonymous No.534787248 >>534787372 >>534787810
>>534787167
>Your the one low iq enough
Whew
Anonymous No.534787372
>>534787210
Im not the risefaggot baby here

>>534787248
Kys pedo
Anonymous No.534787445 >>534788119
>>534784686
antinomy elements
Anonymous No.534787713 >>534787747 >>534787778 >>534792024
>0/50
Where is everybody?
Anonymous No.534787747
>>534787713
I'm asleep right now.
Anonymous No.534787778 >>534787804 >>534787883
>>534787713
I am gooning to bnwo sissy captions right meow
Anonymous No.534787804
>>534787778
nobody cares sanjay
Anonymous No.534787810
>>534787248
This picture kills the bot
Anonymous No.534787883 >>534788160
>>534787778
being made fun of really got you worked up huh
Anonymous No.534788119 >>534788193
>>534787445
EDs are not getting into Wilds
Anonymous No.534788160
>>534787883
Hnggffff i love having my little white clitty bullied >3<
Anonymous No.534788193 >>534788283
>>534788119
Gogmazios is the next TU
Anonymous No.534788283
>>534788193
... in my dreams
Anonymous No.534788608 >>534788660
I look like this. What weapon should i main?
Anonymous No.534788660
>>534788608
Lance
Anonymous No.534788696 >>534788749 >>534788891
I look like this. What weapon should i main?
Anonymous No.534788749
>>534788696
>Brown man pretending he's white
SNS, because it pretends to be a real weapon.
Anonymous No.534788891
>>534788696
Wilds greatsword
Anonymous No.534788992 >>534789169
Rise killed mh
Anonymous No.534789169 >>534789243
>>534788992
But enough about Worlds
Anonymous No.534789194 >>534789428 >>534790202
>>534758923 (OP)
He will save the franchise, but only if you replied to this post with " I apologize, portable man"
Anonymous No.534789243 >>534789384
>>534789169
World saved mh after the disaster that was gu
Anonymous No.534789384
>>534789243
World is the best proof that gatekeeping is important
Anonymous No.534789428
>>534789194
I apologize, suzuki
Anonymous No.534789647 >>534792184
>>534767298
>>534772286
Look at those dicksucking lips!
Anonymous No.534789692 >>534790331
I'm going to have to go back to playing Dark Souls after this one it's actually fuarking over
Anonymous No.534790202 >>534790264
>>534789194
i like 2dos
Anonymous No.534790264
>>534790202
Portable 2 is way better
Anonymous No.534790331 >>534790427
>>534789692
I don't understand how people struggle against khezu
Anonymous No.534790427
>>534790331
I wasn't until it enraged, in fact I was thinking
>lmao this is so easy without thunderblight what a joke it can't even fight back loooool
Anonymous No.534791294 >>534807672
I'm actually having fun helping people do AT ut duna challenge, my fastest group time was 8 minute 51 sec. Using Artian Thunder CB, what's the highest elemental roll that you can get with it? Right now I have 400. Also Fuck that attack where he body slams and then pushes you away with the waves, can't get SAED with that even if you perfect guard it.
Anonymous No.534792024 >>534792482
>>534787713
/mhg/ killed Wilds
Anonymous No.534792184
>>534789647
Too bad only black men get to enjoy them…
Anonymous No.534792482
>>534792024
it was me all along... this is my bear to cross
Anonymous No.534792745
rise: *exists*
worlos: stop that
rise: *wins*
worlos: STOOP STOOOOOOP
Anonymous No.534793513 >>534794129
STOP SLEEPING AND HUNT SOME DAMN MONSTERS!
Anonymous No.534793712
playing 2nd gen with GS really made me realize how bad I am at the game :(
Anonymous No.534793861
yooo khezu ost goes hard
Anonymous No.534794129
>>534793513
Nah, I'm waiting for the patch. Then I'll hunt.
Anonymous No.534794192 >>534794309 >>534794401 >>534794603 >>534794612 >>534794836 >>534796323
what's the monster hunter equivalent of this?
Anonymous No.534794309
>>534794192
being a stunted loser posting your modbeast troon
Anonymous No.534794401
>>534794192
world tracking
Anonymous No.534794603
>>534794192
Wilds lobby
Anonymous No.534794612
>>534794192
ghille mantle watching rathain prune her scales
Anonymous No.534794836
>>534794192
kek
I remember this story, the shit he said was funny;
>If I were to be reborn, I’d want to become a road.
>My interest in gutters comes before sexual desire.
>My weakness is that I can’t resist going into gutters.
And on 2ch he was given the name "Gutter Man"
I think this was... 2 years ago now? And had apparently been doing it for over 10 years and had looked up the skirts of over 1000 women.
Anonymous No.534796323 >>534797359
>>534794192
>steamcharts
>being a jeet
>posting disgusting creatures with lordosis pretending that is "hot"
Anonymous No.534797359
>>534796323
Ur so angry
Anonymous No.534797510 >>534797630 >>534797761 >>534797854
broooooooooos
/v/ is making fun of wilds agaiinnnnnnnn
Anonymous No.534797630
>>534797510
NYOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534797761
>>534797510
Oh no... Anyway... Where is the patch notes?
Anonymous No.534797854
>>534797510
There is always at least 1 subhuman there who just refuses to accept that if the game sold 3 times less than the previous in the series it's a fucking DISASTER
Anonymous No.534798231 >>534804191
just release the update already
Anonymous No.534799989
the end of mhg
Anonymous No.534800105
>update
>it's a guitar collab
KEK
Anonymous No.534803559 >>534803674 >>534803712
Everything starts from here
Anonymous No.534803674 >>534806304
>>534803559
your aspect ratio is fucked
Anonymous No.534803712 >>534803805
>>534803559
Which PS2 game is this?
Anonymous No.534803805
>>534803712
Wilds Portable
Anonymous No.534804191 >>534805386
>>534798231
pay attention anon
https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/1953995613437080016
Anonymous No.534804387 >>534805386
can we get more blacked posts please
Anonymous No.534804647 >>534806923 >>534806940
brehs...
Anonymous No.534805386
>>534804387
no we need more tranny posts like>>534804191
Anonymous No.534806304 >>534806402
>>534803674
Was 16:9 when i playing
Anonymous No.534806402 >>534809663
>>534806304
you applied the widescreen patch? i know there's one for both MH on pscx2
Anonymous No.534806648 >>534806780 >>534807317
Who or what mindbroke the anons in this thread?
Anonymous No.534806780 >>534807140
>>534806648
My porn mommy forced me to melty and goon to being bullied >_<
Anonymous No.534806923 >>534808063
>>534804647
>arenaless shartgaru
>apex shitnogre
>ichinose's weakest oc
that's a △ Delete Quest from me chief
Anonymous No.534806930 >>534807861
Did you play monsta hunta today?
Anonymous No.534806940 >>534807060
>>534804647
wtf is that timestamp, anon is posting from the future
Anonymous No.534807060 >>534807843
>>534806940
Thats an aussie
Anonymous No.534807140 >>534807228
>>534806780
Can I ask your BMI sir?
Anonymous No.534807228
>>534807140
21.9
Anonymous No.534807317 >>534807556
>>534806648
A few anons a few days ago were talking about it and they all had different theories;
>1. It's some sort of third worlder who can't play Wilds on his toaster and the people laughing at him for being poor made him have a mental breakdown for calling him pahjeet or subhuman
>2. It's one of the trannies / huntresses doing it as payback for a couple other anons "bullying" them.
>3. It's just a typical /vg/ autist which is bizarrely common (there was a guy spamming blacked slop in tesg for months, another guy spamming scat slop in a different general, etc. etc.) probably because they were slighted in some way and decided to dedicate a large portion of their life to having a melt down on a mongolian basketweaving forum
Anonymous No.534807381 >>534807713
>>534782690
>in the list
mom i'm famous
Anonymous No.534807532 >>534808006
playing mice rn and currently considering trying out other weapon. what's a good weapon that rewards good positioning, commitment and monster knowledge like GS?
i've been eyeing on HH and hammer but rise's HH seems very dumbed down based on what people say
Anonymous No.534807556 >>534807693
>>534807317
These are all incorrect
Anonymous No.534807672
>>534791294
>8:51
lmfao what noobs
Anonymous No.534807693 >>534809712
>>534807556
Sure it isn't, saar. Though considering the time slots (You) post in, it's pretty obvious you're some kind of third worlder.
Anonymous No.534807713
>>534807381
shut up wix
Anonymous No.534807843
>>534807060
worse, it's a kiwi
Anonymous No.534807861
>>534806930
currently farming stuff to finally solo World Alatreon. Alatreon and Fatalis were my backlogs, and I went to play 4U instead. finished up to Gog, i'm taking a break from it now i'm back and ready to finish World
Anonymous No.534808006 >>534808614
>>534807532
>playing mice
>a good weapon that rewards good positioning, commitment and monster knowledge
>like GS
Anonymous No.534808063 >>534808224
>>534806923
alright then fak you
I wish I had primordial and lucent FUCK
Anonymous No.534808224
>>534808063
forlorn multimons are annoying because they like to spawn when the previous one is still alive
Anonymous No.534808276
I am brahmin saar I live england since children. You are Dalit and poor and can't play the Wilds.
Anonymous No.534808614 >>534808832
>>534808006
yeah i know haha, rise is pretty dumbed down too although tbf you can't just strongarm everything. i 100%ed world and i love both games.
GS has commited moves though comparatively to other weapons is it not?
Anonymous No.534808832 >>534808907 >>534809267 >>534815756
>>534808614
*surge slashes your post*
*retreats with power sheathe*
Anonymous No.534808907 >>534815756
>>534808832
For me it's backslide
Anonymous No.534809267
>>534808832
oh i always sticked with charged slash, right, power sheathe is fair point haha
Anonymous No.534809663
>>534806402
No, I am still using version 1.4.0. tho
Anonymous No.534809712
>>534807693
You are mad saar benchod bloody
Anonymous No.534809994
best general on /vg/
Anonymous No.534810979 >>534811330
i have acquired the bird hat
Anonymous No.534811330
>>534810979
moodenglala
Anonymous No.534811824
3 more years...
Anonymous No.534812234 >>534812618 >>534813135 >>534813172 >>534813276 >>534813902 >>534815019
I look so fucking cool, pussy is gonna rain around me.
Anonymous No.534812618
>>534812234
Damn right brother
Anonymous No.534813120 >>534813802 >>534814153 >>534814329
>magala spores don't infect the dragontorch, instead the reverse happens where the dragontorch copies the infection and starts turning all the monsters into guardians
i should apply to be a writer for capcom
Anonymous No.534813131
Remember when /mhg/ was good?
Anonymous No.534813135
>>534812234
Layered armor ruined monster hunter
Fuck GU
Anonymous No.534813172 >>534813276
>>534812234
Stealing this look.
Anonymous No.534813276
>>534812234
soul
>>534813172
soulless
Anonymous No.534813802
>>534813120
I'm gonna do a 'jak face when hunter killing Zoh over and over makes the wyverian coom shield weaker and Crimson Fatty emerges from within it.
Anonymous No.534813902
>>534812234
my nigga
Anonymous No.534814153
>>534813120
guardian shartgaru id was datamined at some point so I think they've already got all the talented writers they need
Anonymous No.534814329
>>534813120
I still wonder what the fuck Somalt actually is.
Anonymous No.534814447 >>534815074 >>534815538
Wilds SnS is giving me carpal tunnel
Can we just go back to overpowered PR spam?
Anonymous No.534814465
>>534772757
Hearing this for the first time was an all time moment for me in monhun.
Probably my favorite non battle theme in the series, it sounds like a cool breeze on a sweltering summer day.
Anonymous No.534814496
DUDE
4U
Anonymous No.534815019
>>534812234
i am poor
Anonymous No.534815074
>>534814447
Fuck that. It's the best it's ever been, old man.
Anonymous No.534815190 >>534815378
What kind of weapons did Gog have in older games anyways, Blast? Because it does feel like there is a critical lack of Blast for a lot of weapons in Wilds right now.
Anonymous No.534815378 >>534815583
>>534815190
You can make all the blast weapons you want with Artian weapon grind
Anonymous No.534815538
>>534814447
perfect rush is the default option for large openings after they buffed it
Anonymous No.534815583
>>534815378
That’s no fun though
Anonymous No.534815756 >>534816012 >>534816365
>>534808832
based surge slash enjoyer
https://files.catbox.moe/jbd3bw.mp4

>>534808907
we found him. the one and only backslide fan
Anonymous No.534816012 >>534816561
>>534815756
i use backslide too
Anonymous No.534816365 >>534816561 >>534816601 >>534827665
>>534815756
Most people don't even know how backslide works. They don't understand that you can use it after or during and a charge and it changes your next move to be the higher tier. i.e strong charge > backslide and iframe a move > tcs or rageslash
You can also use it AFTER your charge is done and do the same thing.
It's a shame you have to pick and choose all those moves when it's just much more fun if you could use all of them.
Anonymous No.534816532
I always feel bad after finishing a MH game that I never speak to the NPCs or read quest descriptions.
Are there any minor NPCs you like?
Anonymous No.534816561
>>534816012
>>534816365
>backslide has exactly 2 fans in the world and they're both on /mhg/
Anonymous No.534816601
>>534816365
and another I saved.
Anonymous No.534817534 >>534818387
monster for this feel
Anonymous No.534818387
>>534817534
great jaggi
Anonymous No.534819191
rollan
Anonymous No.534819264 >>534819472
Why are you like this?
Anonymous No.534819472
>>534819264
Huntress posters or something
Anonymous No.534819845 >>534820035 >>534833547
Mons who can steal and use our weapons when?
Anonymous No.534820035
>>534819845
it should have been bishaten
Anonymous No.534820149
damn suddenly the thread have a lot of oldgeners
also the thread is better than usual, coincidence? i think not
Anonymous No.534820274 >>534821437
i would just stick with power sheathe thank you
Anonymous No.534820736
Why the FRICK is using ISS on roars so FRICKIN, hard in Wilds?!
Anonymous No.534821180 >>534821571
Anonymous No.534821437 >>534821498 >>534821571
>>534820274
schizo or bot?
i don't understand why you'd shitpost in /mhg/ of all things
Anonymous No.534821498 >>534822646
>>534821437
Anonymous No.534821571 >>534821672
>>534821437
fugg, meant for >>534821180
Anonymous No.534821672
>>534821571
oh i was confused for a second there, gotchu
Anonymous No.534821735 >>534821980 >>534822083 >>534822268 >>534822646
monster hunter wilds status
Anonymous No.534821980
>>534821735
jeeted
Anonymous No.534822083
>>534821735
BLACKED
Anonymous No.534822268 >>534822881 >>534824357
>>534821735
TU3 will bring back the regulars
Anonymous No.534822378
>>534759093
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
They really took one of the worst parts of World, and one of the most divisive QoL changes, and made them both worse.
Not to mention it still runs like fucking trash.
Anonymous No.534822646
>>534821735
loving it unironically
pcfags crying about shitty performance issues is just peak darwinism
my dualsense got mad sick drift so i'm waiting to get a red one when it's in stock on a websit i got a £12 voucher for
playing rise to compensate, i can see why it didn't take off like world did. can just about stomach the cheesey nippon crap

>>534821498
make it female and i'm with you
Anonymous No.534822651 >>534822816
How do I refight Zoh Shia btw? Like I'm supposed to wait for it to appear?
Anonymous No.534822706 >>534822980
>>534762387
>He didn't install the 'Curvier NPCs' mod
Anonymous No.534822709
30fps 720p upscaled btw
Anonymous No.534822816
>>534822651
rest at the camp on inclemency
Anonymous No.534822881
>>534822268
Oh god how much worse can this general get?
Anonymous No.534822980 >>534823190 >>534830724
>>534822706
>Outing himself as a coomer
Anonymous No.534823190
>>534822980
IM not a coomer my mommy just didnt give me attention
Anonymous No.534823597 >>534823737
turn out avatarfags where behind the bbc spam all along, not surprising really
Anonymous No.534823737
>>534823597
Epic falseflag.
Anonymous No.534824138
>>534760389
game good run on toaster (after several patches)
weapon design shit but moveset okay
iceborne abomination destroy game
grug rate 9/10 for base game
Anonymous No.534824357 >>534824768
>>534822268
Nah when we get new content we get the normal people here, so the schizo blacked sissies are overwhelmed by mass reports.
Anonymous No.534824534
>>534762387
Nice PS2 game FAGGOT
Anonymous No.534824768
>>534824357
*ban evades*
>b-b-b-bu
*ban evades*
>B-B-
*ban evades*
>NOOOOOO
*ban evades*
>NOO-
*ban evades
Anonymous No.534825125 >>534825210 >>534825430 >>534825926 >>534827891 >>534829561
Is this worthless?
Anonymous No.534825210
>>534825125
Wilds is a worthless game yes
Anonymous No.534825252 >>534825346
i am an unabashed coomer
Anonymous No.534825341 >>534825629 >>534826836
LS in old games feels so alien it's insane
>zero fucking commitment, can roll out of almost anything
>a trillion damage
>unmatched mobility
>GS type overhead + wide AND fast swings making sure range is never a consideration
>stupid ass anime spam R gauge that gives fucking mind's eye for no reason at all
I know they buffed this piece of shit even more later down the line but holy fuck
Literally easy mode the weapon
Anonymous No.534825346
>>534825252
So brave!
Anonymous No.534825430
>>534825125
>wilds cuck
Yeah it’s worthless I expect a suicide soon
Anonymous No.534825590 >>534825903
the bot is back
Anonymous No.534825629
>>534825341
oh yeah, forgot they gave LS fags an overpowered little side hop in gen 3 too in addition to a free atk up
Anonymous No.534825903 >>534826151
>>534825590
the guy that likes wild?
Anonymous No.534825926 >>534827891
>>534825125
Normally, you'd want an element with three attack instead of affinity. The idea is to max attack since you can use armor skills to get 100% affinity.

So not really worthless, but overall, try it out and see if you like it. The "perfect artian" is only 5-10% better than monster in stats.
Anonymous No.534826151
>>534825903
yeah i hate him sm
Anonymous No.534826265 >>534826752 >>534826798
Unironically (I'm not joking) Stories does exploration better than mainline. It seriously feels like stories is what mainline always wanted to be. Stronger focus on a narrative, stronger exploration, and ironically prep is even a bigger factor.
Anonymous No.534826752 >>534826884 >>534827054
>>534826265
can i start with 2 if i want to get into stories
Anonymous No.534826798 >>534827408
>>534826265
I feel the exact way. Outlanders is what I hope Stories is going to be like. Just a big open world and it's up to you to figure out where monsters live with no gay handholding radar telling you exactly where everything is.

I must have put like 10 hours into the Stories 1 demo back on 3DS. I love roaming around the first map. Definitely top 3 videogame maps ever. Such a comfy place.
Anonymous No.534826836 >>534827112
>>534825341
i know you're trolling and most of that is bullshit but LS was unironically at it's best when it was an uptime weapon and not a combo weapon in gen2
every gen it got more tools and stronger to a ridiculous point
Anonymous No.534826884
>>534826752
Yes but I'd recommend just playing the first one anyway. Not like you don't have time since the wilds expansion isn't coming for a long time and the same with portable 6
Anonymous No.534827054
>>534826752
I played through stories 2 skipping 1 and from what I get there are some reoccurring characters who however give you all information you need about their background.
Anonymous No.534827112 >>534827215 >>534827380
>>534826836
>most of that is bullshit
What is ONE thing I wrote that's "bullshit"
I get it, it's hard to face the truth that you've basically cheated your way through the game as you had to learn absolutely nothing to blast through it with an LS but that's just the way it is. None of that is "trolling" so please don't be butthurt as it was never aimed to offend you
Anonymous No.534827215 >>534827482
>>534827112
Stopped getting enough (You)s with your "Wilds won't have elder dragons" bait or are you just doing this one on the side?
Anonymous No.534827380 >>534827482
>>534827112
cmon it's copy pasted from the criticism wilds's LS got after the first demo, it's not even subtle, do better
alternatively you could see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534827408 >>534827512
>>534826798
Is that even still releasing? I thought they cancelled it
Anonymous No.534827482 >>534827660 >>534827668 >>534827708
>>534827215
>>534827380
lmao schizo that's 24/7 in this general got so offended by me just throwing it out there that LS is overpowered as fuck, which it is and has been exactly that since its inception and literally nobody (but the butthurt you) would deny that it's a bab weapon that he starts
it's alright buddy, just take your pills and the boogeyman will leave
Anonymous No.534827512
>>534827408
Yeah. It's currently in beta but since it's a Chinese game, only they get to play it because we're filthy 2nd class western pigus.
Anonymous No.534827660
>>534827482
Here's another one you clearly need them desperately
Anonymous No.534827665
>>534816365
wtf i didn't know that!
Anonymous No.534827668
>>534827482
>he starts to samefag and call to a random boogeyman most of the thread don't even know about*
sorry, was too giddy to reply that it cut off
anyways, your weapon is a babies' first weapon
Anonymous No.534827708
>>534827482
yeah it is, that's why you don't even need to have fallacious or disingenuous argument about it
you're merely shitposting or too dumb to even realise, in both case a waste of air
Anonymous No.534827793 >>534828170
Monsters that are natural or manmade elemental golems when?
Anonymous No.534827891
>>534825125
check the 3rd screen (i think) after reinforcing it to level 5

like >>534825926 said you want to use 3xAtk pieces when crafting (top half of the above mentioned 3rd screen)

if the bottom half after reinforcement has at least 3xAtk and 1xSharp then you're very close to the +10% end which would be kind of a shame since you crafted it pure raw instead of getting "bonus" ele/status

pretty unlikely you lucked out that much if this is your first ever try

for GS sleep is popular because you can take advantage of wakeup TCS when solo
for multi, para tends to get more mileage with less coordination

blast, poison are kinda trash
ele is okay-ish but only if you plan on getting godrolls on FIVE (5) copies
Anonymous No.534828170 >>534829505
>>534827793
never, enjoy cum rathalos
Anonymous No.534828359
It makes me angry how bad milds is.
Anonymous No.534828612 >>534828734 >>534828780
It's so insanely ironic that mainline is arguably the most successful part of monhun but portable does gameplay better and stories does exploration better. I'm genuinely wondering what mainline has to offer at this point that other games don't do better. I guess it's still the best for social gaming since it has the 16 players rooms with festivals and stuff like that.
Anonymous No.534828734 >>534828974
>>534828612
>It's so insanely ironic that mainline is arguably the most successful part of monhun
What are you talking about? MH1-4 are less successful than Portable1-4 and MH6 is the first flop in franchise's history
Anonymous No.534828780
>>534828612
>i'm genuinely wondering what mainline has to offer at this point that other games don't do better
It's unironically a containment zone for browns and troons at this point
Anonymous No.534828974
>>534828734
Sure but world sold so much I believe it put mainline as a whole just above total portable sales by a little last time I checked if I'm remembering correctly. So one win is one win but it was a massive win for mainline
Anonymous No.534829358 >>534830926 >>534870303
sunbreak endgame be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdWRP_NsAi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y49p96CEhlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDDOvhTJ_UY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SohNs6M2JA
hope you like these themes lil bro cuz you'll be listening to them FOREVER
at least the fighting is really fucking good
Anonymous No.534829363
as a worldbab i was turned off by rise's graphics for a long time but after i tried it, i think i like it slightly better than worldborne. can't wait for portable 6
Anonymous No.534829505
>>534828170
Imagine if we had a CUM GUARDIAN!
Anonymous No.534829561
>>534825125
yes it's worthless why the fuck would you not want an element?
Anonymous No.534830702
Anonymous No.534830724
>>534822980
>Implying the mod is even titillating, and not just a slight increase in chest and ass to make female NPCs less flat
>Unironically using the word 'coomer'
Neck yourself, you absolute waste of bandwidth.
Anonymous No.534830926
>>534829358
Joke's on you I've been making SIs for every monster on both an arena map and a regular map.
Anonymous No.534831067
tu3 is probably done already huhhhh
Anonymous No.534831389
>>534775882
>Charge Blade main
>Consistently use guard points
>Always forget about Savage Axe Mode
Yeah, that tracks.
Anonymous No.534831393
2 more days until TU 2.5
Anonymous No.534831739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E1iUKxSLgU
Anonymous No.534831857
imagine if the response to the 9* update is so soft that they move up the Fender collab
Anonymous No.534831863 >>534832496 >>534833417
>>>/wsg/5945652
did you know some spiders are big enough to audibly squeak?
Anonymous No.534832021
>>534784346
But this time they need to give us more than one fucking weapon. Agni and Rudra dual blades FUCKING WHEN CAPCOM
Anonymous No.534832416 >>534833797
>>534783253
Don't forget they also fucked joining another player's quest.
>Oh, you want a list of active quests that you could join in?
>Kill yourself, here's your list of quests and you better hope someone else has Join Request selected
>Or just join a random one, you dumb nigger
I fucking despise what they did. SOS Signals were kinda gay, but they served their purpose perfectly.
Anonymous No.534832476
>>534778154
Charged shelling is very powerful with Wide (decent with Long) and much safer than WSFB or full burst. It also builds WF very fast. I consistently outdamage WSFB spammers in multiplayer by running Evade Window 5 and focusing on using charged shelling except during knockdowns. You can dodge out of charged shelling.
Anonymous No.534832496
>>534831863
Anonymous No.534832564
there's a speedrun event in japan with Dos rn
event is RTA japan
Anonymous No.534832615 >>534832770 >>534833356
>>534759040
Anonymous No.534832770
>>534832615
see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534833356
>>534832615
kek
Anonymous No.534833417 >>534833898
>>534831863
What the fuck lol that's genuinely interesting. It makes you wonder how common making noise is. Maybe they're just constantly making noise but at really high pitches and we only hear some bugs like crickets
Anonymous No.534833547 >>534833723
>>534819845
>Wilds introduces on the fly weapon switching
>No monster that steals your weapon to attack you until you damage it enough for it to drop it
What a waste of potential.
Anonymous No.534833723 >>534834229
>>534833547
It would work perfectly too. They steal one weapon you have another and if they steal both weapons you default to the underwater lagi moveset of just slinger and clutch claw
Anonymous No.534833797
>>534832416
I just used rooms
Anonymous No.534833898
>>534833417
yeah in fact a lot of insects and arthropods can do noise, just not audible on our scale, it's a valid method of communication alongside pheromones
Anonymous No.534834229
>>534833723
When it runs away, it will drop it at some point along the way.
When it's enraged, it will trigger a clash, but the steals your weapon while throwing you for extra damage.
Also while enraged, if it's holding your weapon, it would launch a flurry of attacks, or throw it at you if you're far away.
Anonymous No.534834859
I love Wilds, it's really fun.
Anonymous No.534835185 >>534836580 >>534836912
The more I think about World the stranger it is. If you were a western player in gen 1/2 then portable was everything that monhun was to you because the expansion to the first mainline and the entirety of the second mainline never released in the west but every portable from those gens did. Then comes the nintendo era where portable takes a back seat because p3rd didn't release in the west and there was a 5 year gap after p3rd until gen so in total that was 7 years after FU that you even got to see portable again. So because of the nintendo era mainline finally gains some kind of reputation with 4U in particular being the most popular mainline to date at the time. Hell 4U was so popular even japan cared about it when they didn't really give a fuck about any mainline before that. So what's their big plan to capitalize on mainline's newfound popularity on nintendo systems? Release the next mainline on every system except nintendo...what? I mean to be fair it paid off massively. World alone made up for all the previous mainlines selling poorly but it's not hard to see why previous mainline fans felt a little betrayed. The funniest part is they did all that and then they fuck up the sequel to world. You can't make this shit up. Mainline has such a bizarre history.
Anonymous No.534835232
The great thing about Monster Hunter Wilds isn't playing the game, it's showing everybody online that I did.
Anonymous No.534835523 >>534836319 >>534842483
Yesterday I played a hunting horn other than Rathian bell and I literally had nightmares about it afterward.

Thanks for reading my blog.
Anonymous No.534835594 >>534835694 >>534835737 >>534835779 >>534835841
Is the update tonight or tomorrow night?
Anonymous No.534835694
>>534835594
aug 13
Anonymous No.534835737
>>534835594
Tomorrow night
Anonymous No.534835779
>>534835594
Never. They're abandoning the game.
Anonymous No.534835841
>>534835594
director's letter stream 8/12, update 8/13

i forget if it's all japan time or what
Anonymous No.534836319 >>534839256
>>534835523
Just wait till you play another weapon, Astrid.
Anonymous No.534836368
at this point if they dont start the stream tomorrow by saying "we are now dedicating most of our engineering resources to fix performance" they are a lost cause.
Anonymous No.534836580 >>534836912 >>534837129
>>534835185
The mainline/portable team thing didn't really matter to 99.9% of MH fans until MHW, and it was mostly because the games weren't really that different between each other.
Another part you left out was that when MHW was revealed, capcom also announced that MHXX was not going to get a localization at all, so that created another rift in the fanbase.
Anonymous No.534836685 >>534837428
MHG IS TEH WORST GENERAL
Anonymous No.534836912
>>534836580
>>534835185
yeah, back then we had the mainline/frontier split and FU was just mixed up with mainline, portable was treated only as an extension of mainline
Anonymous No.534837129 >>534837661
>>534836580
My point isn't about the rift in the fan base. It's about the fact nobody gave a fuck about mainline in gen 1/2, they finally started giving a shit in gen 3/4, and then capcom spits in mainline players faces with gen 5, and then they fuck up gen 6 lol. If anything it's just a comment on capcom's ability to fuck up a good situation and how strange mainline's journey has been. By contrast aside from p3rd the west and east have gotten every portable game and they've always been successful.
Anonymous No.534837171 >>534837387 >>534837387
Anonymous No.534837330 >>534837491
at least post huntresses so he can pretend to have a reason
Anonymous No.534837387
>>534837171
>>534837171
little timmy making sure he can't have any offspring to contribute to the extinction of the white race :3 so cute
Anonymous No.534837421
>hammer mains
Anonymous No.534837428
>>534836685
from what I've heard /xivg/ is still worse.
Anonymous No.534837491 >>534838582
>>534837330
they can't anymore because it was outed as a falseflag
Anonymous No.534837661 >>534837950
>>534837129
People didn't give a fuck about either until world. More MH was just more MH.
Anonymous No.534837950 >>534838315
>>534837661
That's wrong. World was just mainline's big break and they're already fucking up
Anonymous No.534838315 >>534838641
>>534837950
>that's wrong
Prove it, then. Absolutely nobody I knew turned their noses up at or avoided any particular game on the grounds of it being made by "the wrong team" until MHR.
Anonymous No.534838582 >>534838708 >>534838798 >>534838872 >>534838879 >>534839287 >>534839371 >>534839894 >>534841602
>>534837491
but I want to see huntresses
Anonymous No.534838641
>>534838315
Anon why do you keep bringing up popular sentiment or what players thought? That's completely separate from my point. I don't give a shit what players thought. I'm talking about the reality of the situation. Mainline simply wasn't very popular until gen 3/4 (mostly 4) and then mainline got its first big break with world and now they're fucking up right after that . That's all the point was
Anonymous No.534838708
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534838798
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534838872
>>534838582
go fucking goon somewhere else, you nigger
Anonymous No.534838879
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534839256 >>534840357
>>534836319
At this point I think I'm just going senile and can't keep up with monhun controls and pacing like I used to. Not that I was very good to begin with.

I mained IG in Worldborne up to like R.Brachy but switched to bugmancer support through then end until Fatalis

I solohunted HH in Risebreak last year and beat Gaiasmagorm but I didn't really do any TUs for base or DLC.

I just get hit too often and playing Melody of Life practically at-will is really helpful. The combo paths for melodies on Rathian bell are also really easy for switching up at a momen'ts notice.
Anonymous No.534839287
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534839371
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534839550 >>534839827
this all started because the avatarfags got so upset at being told "made for bbc" they had to spam report the guy religiously btw
Anonymous No.534839827 >>534840009
>>534839550
no one got mad at you for that and you still spam the bbc posts
Anonymous No.534839894
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534840009 >>534840235
>>534839827
im not him
Anonymous No.534840219 >>534840375 >>534841026 >>534843005
>https://www.twitch.tv/rtainjapan
Doskino
Anonymous No.534840235 >>534840316
>>534840009
sure. just a coincidence you brought attention to yourself after people made jokes.
Anonymous No.534840316 >>534840459
>>534840235
i think you need to take your meds, im not your boogeyman
Anonymous No.534840357 >>534845971
>>534839256
is rise's hh very different from world's? hh seems interesting to learn but i want my knowledge to transfer between games
Anonymous No.534840375
>>534840219
fist fucking thing I see is hammertard missing his combo then getting tremored
Anonymous No.534840431 >>534840713
ITS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.534840459
>>534840316
no i believe you.
Anonymous No.534840713 >>534840828 >>534840828
>>534840431
Is anyone even excited for this update? Honestly curious
Anonymous No.534840823
>milds
Lmao
Roflmfao
Anonymous No.534840828 >>534840925 >>534840960 >>534840976 >>534841810
>>534840713
>>534840713
>zero mention of addressing performance issues
no lol
Anonymous No.534840925 >>534842751
>>534840828
get a real pc
Anonymous No.534840960
>>534840828
4k performance is perfectly fine on PS5.
Anonymous No.534840976 >>534841025
>>534840828
>issues
they're features at this point
Anonymous No.534841025
>>534840976
LMAO
Anonymous No.534841026
>>534840219
there's an english voiceover too https://www.twitch.tv/englishrestream
Anonymous No.534841602 >>534842247 >>534842636 >>534843062
>>534838582
Anonymous No.534841810 >>534842751
>>534840828
Runs well on my machine, stop being poor.
Anonymous No.534842098 >>534842247 >>534842836
I laughed
Anonymous No.534842247 >>534842406 >>534843283
>>534841602
>>534842098
This shit right here is why modding games should be illegal by international law and punishable by death
Anonymous No.534842406
>>534842247
ok Capcom exec
Anonymous No.534842483 >>534847165
>>534835523
I have made my wife try every HH worth a damn but she goes back to Rathian's every single time we boot up.
made for black cocks No.534842636
>>534841602
Anonymous No.534842751 >>534842837 >>534842998 >>534843241
>>534840925
>>534841810
idk i have 2 friends who were able to play the game during the beta and release but as of TU2 they're unable to boot the game without crashes so I think there's at least some issues when you look at it objectively
Anonymous No.534842836
>>534842098
Listen, I like ambushes, bishi, and such, but Nata is irredeemable.
Anonymous No.534842837 >>534842968 >>534845705
>>534842751
did they delete their shadercache?
Anonymous No.534842968
>>534842837
they did everything short of reinstalling windows
Anonymous No.534842998 >>534843385
>>534842751
had the same problem haha. fixed it tho
Anonymous No.534843005 >>534843184 >>534843434 >>534844331 >>534844627 >>534844832
>>534840219
Wildsbros...
Anonymous No.534843062
>>534841602
see >>534759073
Anonymous No.534843184
>>534843005
brutal...
Anonymous No.534843241 >>534843385
>>534842751
Nope, personal problem. User end issue.
Anonymous No.534843283
>>534842247
Never gonna happen, you're going to have to get off your whiny ass and be the judge, jury, and executioner.
Anonymous No.534843385
>>534842998
>>534843241
Oh yeah?
Anonymous No.534843391 >>534844362
I want to blastnut inside Alma so bad
Anonymous No.534843434
>>534843005
not enough money in the world to get me to play dos again
id rather play wilds
Anonymous No.534844010
>navirou unironically going super saiyan to beat garuga and save his girlfriend
hahahaha I don't give a fuck at this point this is kino
Anonymous No.534844331
>>534843005
holy shit
Anonymous No.534844362
>>534843391
I feel like Alma is probably a lesbian by looking at her. Go for Gemma.
Anonymous No.534844627 >>534844875
>>534843005
I'll post the Wilds v Dos comparison in a day or two when Dos has 0 viewership, surely that means Wilds is the better game right?
Anonymous No.534844832
>>534843005
Wildsweaklings...the dosTITANS are laughing at us...
Anonymous No.534844875 >>534845243
>>534844627
kek you're so mad at a silly little shitpost, chill tf out unc
Anonymous No.534844894
soft
Anonymous No.534845243 >>534845550 >>534846043 >>534846112 >>534846898
>>534844875
>unc
NTA but if you don't want to be exposed as a SEAmonkey you should probably stop using this word.
Anonymous No.534845550
>>534845243
bussin' onna stack fr fr
Anonymous No.534845705
>>534842837
That's really not something that should be breaking every update so Capcom's devs are still doing something horribly wrong
Anonymous No.534845971
>>534840357
I'm at work so I'm sorry it took a while to gradually type this all out.

Rise HH is very different from World and Wilds. I didn't really research it before playing and just rawdogged it so my memory of how it works is kinda bad.

In World and Wilds you have to memorize/read the top right for the patterns for melodies but you can input them and save until you're ready to perform. In base World, the longer the melody, the more damage when performing/encore. In Iceborne that's still true but you also have spin2win. In Wilds echo waves do more damage than buff melodies. For both games you obviously want the component notes to hit but for the most part your main damage comes from performances/encores.

In Rise you just play the same note twice to queue up the song so all horns only have 3 effects. Because the buffs are so streamlined, most of your damage now comes from directly hitting with the horn. There's recommended combo strings but it's really reliant on positioning.
Anonymous No.534846043
>>534845243
i thought it was a general zoomer thing?
Anonymous No.534846112
>>534845243
UNC CRASHING OUT
Anonymous No.534846898
>>534845243
bro is a fossil
Anonymous No.534847081
Anonymous No.534847165
>>534842483
As long as you keep hitting (bubble'd) echo waves it's fine-ish. I wish it had more raw though.

I run Inspiration so that when I do throw in heal/MoL/re-up buffs the party gets a short Atk buff, but the Counterstrike/Adrenaline Rush playstyle required to keep up my own damage up really sucks.
Anonymous No.534847309
We really need bulldrome back
Anonymous No.534847547 >>534847706 >>534847785
monsters for this feel?
Anonymous No.534847706
>>534847547
Hapurubokka
Anonymous No.534847785 >>534848454
>>534847547
what is this expression supposed to convey
Anonymous No.534848328
>>534848308
>>534848308
>>534848308
Anonymous No.534848454
>>534847785
with Musixmatch Pro!

After Laughter • 2017
Fake Happy

Lyric video of Fake Happy by Paramore


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Lyrics of Fake Happy by Paramore
verse
I love making you believe
What you get is what you see
But I′m so fake happy
I feel so fake happy
And I bet everybody here
Is just as insincere
We're all so fake happy
And I know fake happy
So I been doin′ a good job
Of makin' 'em think
I′m quite alright
Better hope I don′t blink
You see, it's easy when I′m stompin' on a beat
But no one sees me when I crawl back underneath
pre-chorus
Hey, if I smile with my teeth
Bet you believe me
If I smile with my teeth
I think I believe me
chorus
Oh, please, don′t ask me how I've been
Don′t make me play pretend
Oh, no, oh, what's the use?
Oh, please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too
verse
And if I go out tonight
And dress up my fears
You think I look alright with these mascara tears?
See, I'm gonna draw up my lipstick wider than my mouth
And if the lights are low, they′ll never see me frown
pre-chorus
Hey, if I smile with my teeth
Bet you believe me
If I smile with my teeth
I think I believe me
chorus
Oh, please, don′t ask me how I've been
Don′t make me play pretend
Oh, no, oh, oh, what's the use?
Oh, please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too
bridge
I know I said that I was doing good, and that I′m happy now
Ooh-ooh
I shoulda known when things were going good
That's when I′d get knocked down
chorus
Oh, please, just don't ask me how I've been
Don′t make me play pretend
Oh, no (oh, no)
Oh, what′s the use?
Oh, please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too
hook
Oh, please
Oh, please
outro
Oh, please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too
Anonymous No.534857060
>he isn't a solo hunter
Anonymous No.534870303
>>534829358
forlorn arena fighter is kino as fuck thoughbeight, you can pretty much choose your difficulty if you wish
>maximum cheese with starburst bug, marionette spider, sleep toad
>pure ta wiki rules using no endemic life
>kino battle ost
>kino skybox
>even more kino night skybox