Thread 534774204

Cute Beach Date Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>534464708

Did Zesty win yet?

>>534774204 (OP)
Stupid furry anime girl ruins it.

>>534774492
Nope

>>534774204 (OP)
rubbing sun tan oil on fempyro!

>>534774530
It's from the video anon was watching that's why it's there

>>534774492
obviously!

>>534774530
stupid newfag doesn't know what furry is/isn't AND doesn't know /tf2g/ lore

Play on some custom maps NOW

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>534774718
okay asuka mommy yes mommy

I’m not taking my Gunboats off. I am Gunboats O’Toole!

>>534774784
*throws mad milk on nearby enemies for you*

>>534774492
>white
>handsome
>comically tall, like 6ft4 or some shit
>advanced engineering degree
>employed in his field
>makes bank
Zesty could do nothing and he'd still be a bigger winner than all of his alogs combined. Like what's the average emporium tard look like? Probably a 5ft5 they/them with danger hair and on welfare.

>>534775072
this guy wants to fuck zesty jesus

>>534775549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpQRNmitRy8

>>534775549
Nah. I'm just extremely autistic about justice, people being phonies, and other weird shit you'd never understand. I also think alogs are really sick people who need to get help.

>>534775679
No freakin way

>>534774542
You can have that bimbo. The Catgirl(male) is mine.

>>534776608
okay it's a deal

Did Csarphong win yet?

>>534778581
Always has

>>534774718
You being a healslut and pocketing me on custom maps

>>534779678
Based

>>534779678
>>534774718
This is my favorite ship here

>>534774492
he is THE reason TF2 has been saved, so i'd count that as a win
>>534774718
i wish my sister would dress like this :(

>>534781773
>i wish my sister would dress like this :(
emporium bro is that you?

ran into someone with the name demo floyd (with a space, which one of u was it)

>>534774530
>he doesn't know
bro you missed the kino

>>534785035
Someone deleting a post with a 'embarassing' tab to farm (You)s isn't kino man...

>>534785214
proof?

>>534785341
Idk look at the archive, some guy like posts a question and then deleted it cause he had some asmr tab open. It's the equivalent of like years ago having a porn tab open.

Since VALVe is now openly asking the community to create content for the game, it is fair to criticize the workshop creators for the content they produce.

>>534785214
>>534785447
If it was just a joke he wouldn't have deleted it. The whole point of doing joke tabs is that you don't delete it.
He was obviously embarrassed and even ran away after we all laughed at him. It was real.

>>534785497
>now
It has ALWAYS been fair to criticize content
This pussy ass mindset of not criticizing is a more historical recent thing, grown ass adults should be able able to handle a few "this is ugly" comments if they put something out publicly

>>534786485
No lol

ctf_vikings my beloved

>>534787575
>gigantic ass fempyro
Yeah, no shit, something obvious. When you do a joke tab intentionally it's always something obvious like
>how to take a screenshot
>reddit, 9gag, pornhub, etc
>some ridiculous fetish search no one would ever look up
Anon had some random ASMR video that wasn't even sexual pulled up and that was the only thing out of the ordinary.
In addition, he deleted it as quickly as possible (immediately after the 1 minute timer before it lets you delete a post). Doing it intentionally means letting people see it first. It's a slow thread and deleting it that fast is usually for actual mistakes.
Trust me, as someone who's seen hundreds of joke tabs and done joke tabs myself over the years that was an actual slip up.

>>534788338
valve would put this map in today as-is

>>534788609
Was it made by from of Jill's old Facepunch friends?

>>534788546
This isn't an argument, I don't want to read your schizophrenic babble today

>>534788931
What? You're the one who claimed that an anon who isn't you did it on purpose with zero proof when all signs point to it not being on purpose. If you don't want to talk then don't post stupid shit, actual retard schizo.

>>534789107
It's clearly a post for attention, you're short sighted and making this into a ' no bro it's real ' only a faggot would take works of fiction as reality on 4chan.

This general really needs a cute beach date to melt their stress away..

(voice) spy: shupornography

>>534789210
No, you're making it into a "bro it's not real" after someone told you it was kino. You invited that challenge. I'm just saying there are enough signs that point to it being a real slip up (which actually do happen on 4chan) that we can have fun with it.

It's not TF2G without a barely on topic pissing contest that eats up 100 posts minimum.

>>534789839
There is no challenge it was the most choreographed haha oopsie I made a blunder post *deletes*. Lmao

>>534790004
I would but he's trying very hard to say itskino, it's really just bait

my proof? i made it the fuck up, of course

sneeeed
let people chuck things

>>534790065
If you say so.

>>534790174
I know so

>>534790174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5qQrGSuJ4&list=RD3N5qQrGSuJ4&start_radio=1

objectively the only person who knows the reason/meaning behind a post is the person who posts it. anyone else is just speculating

Fempyro is jarring and not sexually attractive in the slightest.

>>534790330
The voices in your head tell you that?

>>534790365
Trvke

>>534790365
That's because you're gay anon

>>534790239
>Talking Heads
Good taste

>>534790330
Correct.

>>534790407
ayo this nigga can read minds

He's so perfect bros

dumb columbian nigga

>>534790437
I ask this as a genuinely question. Beyond the obvious hot body, do you just find the gas mask attractive? Like do you see that and get turned on? Do you also have this for other types of industrial masks?

>>534792118
>the obvious hot body
That's honestly all you need. I'm not specifically attracted to gas masks, no. But I could see a mask adding an element of mystery that some people might find intriguing rather than it being the specific kind of mask

theme park is over bros..

>>534793871
Even VSH lasted longer than this

>https://youtu.be/cW9Qn5pJBHI?si=Di986U9UxWPEijfJ

Swipez always manages to bring laughter to me no matter what. Love his work.

>>534793871
>adds every summer map into the permanent pool anyway

3 NIGAS
ON CART

take me back bros
it's been so long

>>534797091
>DOZENS of meetings about the casual map pool
>adds fucking https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Snowtower to 24/7 rotation

This image symbolically demonstrates why programmers (like Eric) shouldn't be in charge of stylistic decisions (like what items get added)

>>534799471
Asuka Anon x Demofloyd Anon clears

>>534800040
Because he adds SOUL to the game?
Confusing image man

>>534797040
I love this weird chechen bastard

>>534800064
Real shit

>>534774718
i wish wacky map wednesday was every day

:3

>>534807401
this anon gets it

>>534800064
>>534807019
these anons get it.

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>534812325
This but replacing it all with having sexy and doing various perverted acts to a pyro instead.

>>534819139
The Engineer represents /tf2g/.

>>534820841
Nah just a certain anon in here who hates DF

>>534774204 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>534812263
Part of being a good player is knowing when to disengage. Even if you get absolutely screwed on pellets, it's rarely going to be the sole reason you lose an exchange.

>>534812263
Uncle Dane loves no random crits and no random spread because it makes the frontier justice one of if not the most powerful weapon in the game

>backpack.tf's inventory refresh never works because of steams rate limit
>instead of implementing a server-side cooldown, actively advocate for users to spam MORE and even set up scripts to autospam requests every second
Is this what trading does to your brain? How are they not banned yet for ddosing valves servers?

>>534823052
Random spread would make the weapon stronger at a longer range but less consistent. You can realistically hit 3 of the 4 vertical pellets with fixed spread at a "long" range, and after that range only 2. Random spread allows you to hit anywhere from 1-6 pellets at "long" range and beyond. Do you play the game?

>4 demoknights in literally every game
Alright who the fuck made a video

>>534823837
>Actually fixed spread makes it harder to hit your targets
Cope

>>534824294
solarlight
i actually don't know, i'm just making shit up

Give me one reason to have TF2Classic besides trannies (which live is full of, anyhow)

>>534824647
The name is false advertising.

>>534824310
Would you rather have the ability to do 36-54 damage at long range or the potential for 108 damage, higher on the larger classes. Players want it off because it removes randomness from supposed "skillful" fights. Just don't say that it makes the weapon objectively more powerful because it doesn't. The Backscatter is also weaker with fixed spread on.

>>Actually fixed spread makes it harder to hit your targets
A fixed amount of pellets can hit a target at a certain range. A random amount of pellets can hit a target at a certain range. I'll leave the implications up to you.

>>534824647
>>534824793
>to hate

>The name is false advertising.
That's subjective, though. It does feel a lot more classic than bloated live

>>534824647
Da brick

>>534824647
I can't think of a single reason to have tf2c, it's that bad.

>>534827206
>>534825237
>>534825220
>>534824793
These aren't real arguments

I've tried both and tf2c runs better, looks better and has the civilian.

It pains me dearly that there are so many shit tier demoknights in almost every match. Instead of learning to get good at real demoman, you're wasting your time with meme nonsense.

>>534828270
Better than sticky spamming.

shield charge go brrrr

>>534828154
none of those are arguments either

>>534828154
TF2 has better items.

sticky spam clears

sticky spam vs shield is such a false dichotomy
Good demomen use stickies to assist with pipes
kill that scout before he has the time to react

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eqX19vK5Ew

>TF2 is so old that I'm nostalgic over videos from 20 fucking 17 now

>>534831246
>backs up
>sees sticky
>runs on top of it
ok

>>534824647
It's an inferior version of tf2.

>>534833117
most low div players are already pubstompers in casual
part of the process of getting into higher divs is learning what it's like to play with other good players
I don't blame the scout for dying there, every other time he pushed a demo in casual the demo didn't stand a chance

>>534790065
you must be fun at parties! :D

i got autobalanced 2 times on upward, and managed to win 2 times

>>534836109
sex with carol while i queue up for another map because i hate upward

>>534790121
I am, I was at a bachelor's party two days ago.

>>534835145
>>534836678

>>534836583
you can uncheck upward if you don't want to play on it

I like to imagine that Sawmill, Thunder Mountain, and Snakewater all right next to each other geographically

i have been engaged in an upwards buy order bidding war on the steam community market for a specific tf2 hat
i want you to know that if any of you is one of the retarded freaks who i am engaging in price is right-ing with. stop now. because i actually want the hat, not the 2 dollars of profit you would earn from reselling. consider this your only warning.

>>534844578
what hat is it, anon

>>534844978
if i tell you there is a chance you will spite place buy orders.
its the voodoo juju. my favorite hat i stupidly sell every time i quit tf2

>>534845163
You gotta stop doing that anon...
I have a few friends who used to play a lot of TF2 and "quit", selling their stuff over time, and whenever they try and get back into the game they're hit with immediate and immense regret every single time

>>534844008
i clapped

>>534836583
i googled the game and the fourth result...
this is why i don't have this game on my main account

>>534774204 (OP)
>new spy kino dropped
Based or cringe?

>new non starykrow spy video
don't care

tf2 youtubers?
no thanks, im not GAY.

E celebs bad

SHREDDER. NOW!

>>534849660
bro thinks hes a ninja turtle
stupid ass

>>534844008
The only good thing about this slop is telling the viewers to join community servers

it spink

might throw this shit back up on the market to get a non pink one
why wipe off a 4 dollar paint when i can just return it to the store, know what i mean

>Badlands
>Gravelpit
>Well
>Badwater
>Thunder Mountain
>2Fort
>Dustbowl
>Pipeline
These are the only canon maps, everything else is make-believe slop

There should be unusualifiers for old hats so you can get new effects on the old hats.

>>534849347
another truth nuke by you how do you keep doing it???

>>534851604
The MAIN thunder. THE BIG thunder. The STRIKE thunder. THUNDER MOUNTAIN, BABY!

>>534851604
How come nobody ever tries to connect actual maps together like this? Like two different custom maps but you can see one from the other’s skybox

>Pyro gets 200 HP
What changes?

Why do nudemo players hate the chaddybomb launcher so much?

>>534845163
that is a good hat. and stop quitting tf2

>>534856020
its been like 3 or 4 years since last time i quit, it's fine.

>>534854893
Annoying kamikaze noobs become more annoying.

>>534854893
Un-nerf Dragon's fury and make it so the reserve shooter recognizes air blast for mini crits. BQQM pyro is now viable.

reasons???

>>534857132
zesty's gonna FREAK!!!!

>>534857132
SHUT IT DOWN, VALVE
THE GOYIM MUST NOT KNOW

>>534857132
>that minuscule bump for summer
>not even bots care about this game anymore

HOLY SHIT NEW BLOOP
what if he ate a bunch of japanese food and it made him really gassy..??

captcha GAYNK

>>534857961
grim

@534858413
not tf2

>>534857961
This was the first update in years where I wasn't able to sell the crate for a dollar or two because the price dropped by the time the update was downloaded. Its fucking crazy that bots didn't even show up for the crates this time because that means the crate's price dropped even with a lower supply. That is BAD.

>>534858605
the description says "#valve #scout #teamfortress2" and tf2 is mentioned and he wears tf2 hats

>>534812325
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>534859109
this but femscout

>>534859109
this but csarphong fempyros specifically

>>534857961
This update is in the bottom three for the past five years. It sucks. The cosmetics suck, the maps suck. There was one good unusual effect and two good taunts everything else is terrible. Eric should be ashamed.

if i had the skills, i would make a game and do a crossover promo for tf2

>instantly makes normalfags forget about the mobster

BrickGODS won

>>534860828
Just because you make a game doesn't mean you get a promo if you ask. Otherwise we would've gotten the Skullgirls promos

>>534861327
Even Lizard of Oz forgot about the Mobster. He's working on a new 10th class that's definitely coming to TF2 this October.

Everyone complaining about the summer update is just butthurt that the slopster didn't get added.

>>534859965
im gonna cum

(voice) soldier: if you know what is good for you, you will CUM

>>534862591
Make sure to get a jar

(voice) heavy: all right. WHO TOUCHED MY CUM

How the FUCK am I supposed to frag if I’m going through caffeine withdrawal
And no consuming caffeine is not an answer

>>534861656
man that sucks

(voice) spy: may i make a suggestion? CUM.

>>534863951
It's worsened by the fact that Valve at first said "okay just put them on the workshop for people to vote on" (which they never required other companies to do) and then just totally ghosted Lab Zero after

>>534863946
take caffeine, it's like asking what to do if you're hungry but eating isn't the answer

stay near. THE BLOODY CART

>>534864365
WE GOT FUCKIN ROBBBBBED

>>534865323
Indeed

The cart is supposed to move FORWARD

steamcommunity.com/id/RakshasaX
closet cheater, if anyone ends up in a game with this guy go spy and attempt to backstab him, he is using auto anti-backstab. the whole server saw it happened and he got kicked immediately but he will prob get away with it sadly

>>534863262
About that...

>>534866268
Konata, no! It's filthy in zere!

>>534865619
I think I've seen him before in his original account.
You did reported him?

>>534866268
god damn it why does the original image of this have a censored cock

>>534867069
if only the cock weren't censored ;-;

>>534836678
learn to reply to the right people next time dumbass faggot lmfaooo

>Keys on the steam marketplace keep trending up and right now they're like $2.44
>Keys on third party trading sites are trending down and they are like $1.70
Even considering fees there's a large disparity forming and I'm wondering why.

>>534854893
He unironically should. Soldier wouldn't be so damn oppressive if it wasn't for his 200hp that allows him to just spam rockets and point blank against anything that isn't a heavy

>>534867994
people don't trust trading sites + you get raped with fees when selling shit on them, unless you're one of the big traders with big discounts on your sales fees

>>534867069
Because no one in Japan wants to be known as the person who overturned the porn law and the porn industry there benefits from it since they can fake a lot of shit due to it being censored

>>534867069
>>534867637
Are you gay?

>>534868805
you're not?

>>534867994
>buy key at 1,70 from third party
>sell on steam market at 2,44 (2.07 after steam fee)
>that's 0,37 profit
free steam monopoly money

Youtubers have gaslit people into believing that not wanting to play with overpowered unlocks means you "hate vanilla" even though weapon unlocks are not vanilla TF2.

>>534874547
they're not launch tf2, but they are vanilla tf2

lmao
>erm airblast isn't vanilla tf2
>are you seriously moving your engineer buildings after placing them? cretin. i am a purist who adheres to the vanilla state of the game
>guys how can i get demoman to have 6 pipes loaded in his primary again. is there a console command or something. stop laughing this is important

I never heal scouts because it makes me move at a non-vanilla speed...

i killbind every time someone uses the kritkrieg on me. i won't have any part in that non-vanilla slop

wtf? why does the ice cream parlor serve so many flavors? it should be vanilla only dammit!

This man is literally me.

>>534876895
>That hairline
OOF. Not looking good grampsty jesus...

>>534877056
Let's see your hairline.

Soon™

534877056
obsessed

>>534877550
Soulless

>>534876895
why is he 48

They should make a Screamfortress reskin of Wuttville and call it Weenville and it's just over the top halloween nonsense and skeletons spawn everywhere

>>534876895
>>534877056
thank god this fuck used hair sups jfc
>if i had to look at that hairline for one more stream i was gonna commit sudoku
now it looks great and he is so much more handsome :]

>>534878638
its actually the same, its just the first pic is under harsher light and the hair is wet
hes on minoxidil but doesnt seem to know what finasteride is for some reason

why the fuck do you people know this much about a grown man's hair and hair care routine/medication

cuz he's my boyfriend, duh

>>534875329
>how can i get demoman to have 6 pipes loaded in his primary again
valve really did think 6 pipes was overkill and 8 stickies was the perfect amount...
honestly go back to 6 pipes but make it 4-6 stickies

you guys are literally more obsessed with men than me and im gay
ecelebs are a cancer of society

>>534879412
Because I asked him you boomer. It's 2025 you can talk to anyone.

SOLDIER HURT

>>534878446
oh i'll take you to weenville alright
*unzips cock*

>>534877056
Lmao are those the TF2 playercounts during peak bot crisis?

that only raises more questions. like why the fuck are you interested in some stranger's goddamn hair medication regimen
parasocial relationships are fucking scary. touch some fucking grass you creepy weirdos

>>534879925
I'm obsessed with men you're obsessed with dicks.

>>534879936
i vill heal ze soldier

>>534880087
Cuz I'm balding too and it becomes a common talking topic in your life. I'm pretty sure plenty of fatasses talked eith him about his weight loss journey and how he did it.
Also reply to posts, this isn't a discord chat. Faggit.

*Heavy's voice* ¡NO!

What do we think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qZLimWTu8

>534880852
im not watching that

>>534880747
*HET!

>>534880852
buy an ad

>tfw cant play on cacaway because I'm a subhuman south american
just

>>534880852
I hate that you can't see voice commands in the chat in Uncletopia. I don't know if that's the case in Zesty's server but if I call out a spy I want the team to know, you know?

>>534881416
>I hate that you can't see voice commands in the chat in Uncletopia
what

>>534880923
watch this
https://files.catbox.moe/lyp6pa.gif

>>534881571
The accompanying text message that shows up in chat when you call for medic or call out a spy is disabled in uncletopia and I don't like that. Its inconvenient and should be reserved for social servers or servers with a high player count imo.

>534882063
im not watching that either

>>534881000
het

>>534880852
I'm guessing he's American because EU Castaway is a different beast

>>534866268
konata....... zats not milk.........

>>534883215
I dunno why, it was really hot and had cock

Uncletopia? More like Uncletomia.

>>534883941
NA Castaway is just as awful and I'm genuinely surprised he didn't come across the usual unfunny fags spouting nigger over and over

>>534884571
Oh hey it's not a jumpscare.
danke

>>534884962
>spouting nigger over and over
but that's funny tho?

>>534885368
if you're 15, like watching family guy

>>534885368
racism is wrong

>>534880852
how the hell do you pull almost 200 comments with 1000 views?

>>534880852
castaway uses pre gun mettle settings? does that mean that all the buffs engi got during gun mettle and tough break are reverted too?

>>534878446
I'll take it. I love over the top goofy halloween shit. Although the map should just be a giant spirit halloween.

>>534886646
Do you really need AI slop of the most generic halloween front door, you soulless ant

>>534886646
Is there any map that's remotely close to spoopy house? Mann Manor and that Helltrain come to mind but that doesn't really fit

All shotguns and scatterguns should gib full-health enemies on a crit kill

Heavy shouldn't have a lunchbox slot but he it'd be nice to have a consumable melee weapon that deals very little damage but heals you as much as a medium healthkit. Something that you can't throw and it doesn't replenish from medkits. Like a big mutton chop. A sandvich lite for shotgun heavies that comes at the cost of the utility you get from the other melees and the damage you'd get from stock.

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>534882063
tiny pecker too white

>>534823792
See how much these freaks hunger for up to the moment records of everyone's inventory? Set your inventories to private for the love of god. It's the only way to break their power.

>>534892395
that also breaks every trading site so nah

>>534892729
Which trading site benefits us? The only good one I remember was old bazaar, and that didn't require any inventory verification.

only few mortals are brave enough to do this

>>534864365
Looks like ass

>>534893547
by doing that he lowered supply, which makes mine more valuable, so.. based

>>534882063
I wish it was physically possible to cum that much

>>534893589
It looks good for 2013 standards. But yeah the Black Egret helmet probably aged the best

>>534894198
bro, your zinc supps?

>>534860828
>>534861656
you now remember the black mesa items
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=441407250
>Promotional item for the Steam Release of Black Mesa
I wonder if they had any actual contact at valve about it and valve forgot or if it was just a pitch they made

>>534894681
Zinc doesn't give you that level of hentai magic

>>534895096
skill issue it works for me

>>534895546
Post vids

>>534894913
Blows my mind that we never got any official half life items but that promo taunt for the Joule sous-vide cooker happened just because Gaben invested in the company. And all class crowbar was a no brainer.

>>534895580
Go on liveleak and you will see an Indian jerking off near some brunette sitting on a bench and finishing on her hair. That Indian is me.
I main soldier btw not sure if that matters.

>>534895739
I have not seen any vids like that where the Indian cums like a firehouse like in that gif but I believe you saar

>fore-head slice launches an actual soldier head that'll bounce off walls and shit
Neat, I wish taunts would do stuff like this more often

>>534895580
https://files.catbox.moe/sj6h6f.mp4

>>534895905
Give every merc a taunt that launches a physics object like that

>>534895996
Still not as much as that gif

I had a dream that on the orange box 20th anniversary valve only acknowledged portal

>>534885896
>bringing up age, least obvious self outing
you have to be 18 to post here son
>>534885946
proof?

>>534896604
So if we don't get a major update for the 20th anniversary its over right? No hope beyond that point?

>>534895996
damn thats kinda hot

>>534895996
>>534899504
That's AI, lil bro.

>>534899948
Not even necessarily AI but it could be a fake cock hooked to fake cum. It's censored so they can get away with it (JAVs do this all the time)

>>534899948
How does that make it less hot?

>>534895996
pdf file shit wtf why do you have this in your bookmark shit

>>534898140
what do you guys even want from a 20th anniversary update
>new items
gonna suck
>heavy update
gonna suck
>new official maps
gonna suck
>weapon rebalancing
gonna suck
>fix bugs
if you fix any bugs in my beloved janky source engine game I will literally kill you

the only thing I'd really want is for them to port over some of the niceties from serverbrowser.tf to stock server browser. instantly loading. actual working ping calculations. I don't expect them to do categories like serverbrowser.tf does but maybe make some server tags official. ie a button on the browser that adds "category_vanilla" as a server tag filter
too bad valve doesn't care about the server browser

>>534901551
I just want the Bison reverted and 45 minute map timers.

>>534902130
play on castaway

>>534901551
Heavy update (lol) and strange versions of the Jungle Inferno weapons and the alleged Heavy update weapons

>>534902246
>the alleged Heavy update weapons
What are they?

>>534896865
I'm 24 and balding. I found NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER funny during the 2016 election days. It doesn't hit the same anymore.

>>534903324
>I'm 24
yeah uh cut that in half maybe and then that's your age lol

I have never heard any legit "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" spam in all my time playing castaway.

I only call people faggots because I'm a faggot myself, you silly dumb retard faggots

>>534878638
DAYUM! zesty haters btfo for ETERNITY!

>>534905751
I call Cream my good little cumdump after we win our match of demolition

>>534908326
this but the Asuka anon and Demofloyd anon

wow

>>534908326
Cream the Rabbit is an instruction

>>534910967
How about instead of being a skiddie on tf2, you make a script that applies to some jobs for you big guy

>>534911113
kekd

Thoughts on having a RED loadout and a BLU loadout?

>>534910967
>pocket medic up your ass while you play sniper
>spamming a tranny bind after every headshot
Wow you sure owned that hatless sniper

I still can't believe I used to rag on swallow god's webms when almost everyone that's come after has been embarrassingly worse.

>>534911595
I do do this, I have Santa Heavy on RED and Cop Heavy on BLU so the colors make sense thematically

>>534911857
he's clearly cheating buddy

steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/601911716272604377/
why are trolls so dedicated to making these retarded threads on the tf2 steam discussions? I legit believe the people who do this stuff are the same as bot hosters, just wanting to continue to be as offensive getting as much negative reactions as possible, for literally no reason anymore at this point
also the TF2 veteran guy was an avid casual matchmaking defender so take from that what you will

>>534912036
>I have Santa Heavy on RED and Cop Heavy on BLU
Goodshit

banning weapons means YOU ARE MAKING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME FROM THE VANILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEAM FORTRESS 2 YOU ARENT PLAYING TF2 ANYMORE YOURE PLAYING """"COMPETITIVE""""
>bans vaccinator
>bans short circuit
>soon will ban wrangler
>soon will ban sniper

>>534911113
>>534911104
thanks for the (You)s my friends much appreciated

>>534915568
You're welcome for the good advice, be sure to apply on indeed.com

Love the huntsman so much bros
Almost as much as I love Sniper himself

>>534915568
I think you quoted the wrong anon my Cream the Rabbit post wasn't meant for you

>>534915717
yes in fact you are correct, I tried to tap on the post number of the pop-up window that is automatically shown when tapping a backlink but it seems that instead of adding the intended post (>>534911857) to my reply, yours was included instead
such is life

reasonable long heater rework?

>cloak into enemy base
>disguise as enemy engineer
>build teleporter so teammates can sneak in
problem?

>>534916534
>enemy engineer
friendly*
fug

>>534880852
Why are the only alive community servers in this game from E-celebs?

>>534912530
theyre just underage mindbroken third-world alphies twisted by the sharty and late stage twitter-immigrant culture into a crude mockery of god's perfection, ignore them

>>534912530
>why are trolls so dedicated to making these retarded threads on the tf2 steam discussions?
It's because Valve, in their infinite wisdom, decided to copy reddit awards and happened to make one of them a clown. So Zoomers, riddled with Discord brain worms, treat it like a clown reaction on Discord, not realizing it rewards the recipient with free Steam points. Now as a consequence of that you have people pretending to be retarded and offensive on every single Steam forum and news post because they get rewarded for it.

>>534911595
in all my years i never thought of this

>>534916673
get with the times gramps the internet is now about ecelebs and gossiping about ecelebs

>he doesn't have keybinds for buildings
>he doesn't do jag effect rollouts
>he doesn't correctly optimize between the shotgun, frontier justice and rescue ranger

Can you even call yourself a real Engineer player if you don't do this?

>>534915498
Vaccinator, short circuit, and wrangler are not vanilla.

am i going schizo or is there a closet cheater in every casual match now?

my build keybinds?
4 + 1 for sentry, 4 + 2 for dispenser, 4 + 3 for entrence tele and 4 + 4 for exit tele of course!

>>534916673
because they can advertise their servers on their channels

>>534916673
Anyone can make a server
The hard part is getting enough people to not only try it out but play on it regularly
E-celebs have an audience so if they make a server they already have a crowd to promote it to

>>534893547
HAHAHAH THIS FUCKING GUY
again he deleted his pan? I think this is 2nd time now this drunken fucking laughing stock of the mvm community has deleted his pan, hope steam support doesn't return it this time, he should seek some actual help for his drinking problem
>bravery
what bravery is there in deleting something the first time then begging steam support to give it back, which they did, then delete it again months later?

>>534893698
uncletopia?
more like uncletroonpia

I just leave if I join a game and my team is losing, makes the game 100x better. Not going to be a janitor for the shit matchmaking system and retards
>b-but joining a game and turning the tide is-!
a cuck job, no ty.

>>534900360
Anime isn't hot.

Just two more weeks bros

>>534884962
It used to be that way but I think things have calmed down at least compared to EU. You still get your band of unfunny retards occasionally, but its nowhere near the levels of EU where VC is occupied by russians and ayrabs seething about some benign nonsense 99% of the time.

>>534939617
>I'm so bad at the game I can't make my team win

>>534939617
don't worry, the shit round will be over quickly and the game will scramble haha

>>534886472
I know that teleporters still cost 50 metal but recently it looks like they reverted the dropping ammo boxes upon death mechanic that was added in Gun Mettle, so picking up guns restores ammo again.

>>534901551
The 20th/25th anniversary updates for Half-Life 1/2 mostly just reverted unnecessary changes made over the years to be more in line with the original spirit of the games at the time of their releases, on top of quality of life improvements.
Unironically quickplay or making casual function almost identically to quickplay (i.e. quickplay) is not that far off from happening in a 20th anniversary update.

>>534916534
explain why this wouldn't work

>10.10.2027
>Nothing happens, not even a blog post
wwyd?

>>534943609
EEEEERIIIIIICCCC!!!

>>534943609
idk? cum?

is the candy cane the worst weapon in the entire game?
>pro: health on kill (can sometimes heal enemies)
>con: die in one hit so the healing is pointless
i would rather run the sandman tbqh, it will still do nothing but at least won't die in one shot as much

>>534945508
>killbinding drops a small healthkit
A more extreme lunchbox item, the ultimate sacrifice to save your Medic

>>534945508
Its a pretty much a straight upgrade in medieval mode at least. The sandman is useless everywhere.
The pomson and the bison are probably tied for the worst weapons in the game though.

>>534943609
go back to playing sixes probably

>>534946021
if candy cane is good because of medieval, then sandman is good because of vsh

>>534943609
Cash out my inventory, use the money to buy a plane ticket to Bellevue, wait early in the morning in front of Valve's HQ and tackle Eric Smith when he shows up to work, Terry Tate: Office Linebacker style (Eric would appreciate the reference)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooY9nLezL0

>>534930205
The better the engineer, the slower and gayer the match. Peak tf2 is leaving the turtling to the pyrovision gibus support crew that mean well but couldn't win a 1v1 to save their life.

debating this in the fishstick server rn, what is your take? one weapon has 1% uptime for a mid effect, and takes away your range, and the other makes you die in one hit, in exchange for small health on kill lol

>>534947543
Gas Passer is worse by far
>Have to wait to use it
>Even when you can use it, it just deals afterburn...on the class that deals afterburn already
>Even if there was no cooldown it'd still be shit
>The Neon Annihilator combo only works if they take no damage while wet and the Axtinguisher combo is just more reliable and deals more damage
Candy Cane sucks but it has its uses, even if niche. Gas Passer just always sucks
Of course this changes if we include MvM

>>534947543
I feel like the gas passer was supposed to be area denial on the level of a molotov in concept, but they gave up on the premise due to poor feedback in internal testing, resorting to the tried and true method of soft depreciation rather than going back to the drawing board. Feels like the result of a deadline.
The candy cane is bad, but could be looked at as a kind if training device for explosive evasion at least. Not to be used on a chokey map like dustbowl of course, but on something that is already very favourable to scout it could serve that purpose.

New Uncle Dane!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzpjD__ObHI&ab_channel=UncleDane

i dont give a fuck, pathetic shill (You) do it for free

>>534951867
>Ullapool Caber in the thumbnail

>>534951867
>Bison is the worst weapon
Do these guys even play the game? The bison is combos like mad with rockets

bloopander's delicious puppet-cunt tastes vanilla...

>>534951867
No uncletopia footage detected.

>>534951867
make it stop...

>>534951867
>yousl0p
>hundreds of thousands of subs
>tens of thousands of views
>"blah blah blah, video essay about shit in tf2 no one cares about blah blah blah"
>check community server browser
>like 5 24/24 servers
Can someone explain this? Do zoomers not play games themselves anymore?

>>534957946
90% of TF2 content is made by people who don't play the game sooo

>>534957946
Tons of people love Tf2 but honestly valve made it such a chore to just play the game that they don't bother and I don't bother unless its on community servers but its rare to find full ones in my region.

>>534957946
those 5+ community servers constantly full? uncletopia, yep we nieces and nephews do play the game

>>534952591
You serious?

>>534952591
>bison combos like mad with rockets
post a clip of a epic bison rocket combo where the reserve shooter wouldn't have been better

>>534774204 (OP)
QRD on the OP? i don't get it

>>534960278
all the relevant info is in the image

>>534960278
guy did a silly and had some ASMR shit open when posting a screencap and everyone teased him silly over it, was good time

Huge fucking respect to the niggers with like 30h of total who come shit up expert community mvm lobbies, tacobot was 100% right

>>534943609
I'm thinking we'll get a special website for the orange box that focuses more on the orange box as an achievement than anything related to tf2 specifically then we get an ugly hat and maybe some low hanging fruit source engine bugfix something that most players don't even notice like fixing the lighting issues that the half life 2 anniversary update caused and that's it.

Why are yall so negative all the time?

>>534965392
>30 hours
you think that's bad? i've seen people with like 1.5 hours in tf2 and they play expert mvm, hell i've even seen people with profiles that's not even set up for the community, play expert mvm. expert players are so.. special, you think 2cities players might be toxic or godawful at the game? they are nothing in comparison to expert randoms

>>534965403
>He thinks we'll get a free hat in the current year
An ugly warpaint AT BEST

>>534965807
>>534965392
>community mvm
ooh oops didn't see that, point still stands tho

I have about 2.6k hours in the game, probably 400+ of those as Pyro, and I still get giddy whenever I get a reflect kill

>>534967056
>probably 400+ of those as Pyro
You are trans.

Soldier's stash = the best hat in the entire game and it's not even close.

>>534774204 (OP)
Id let that femboy rail me to hell and back desu

>>534967056
my least play class is sniper 80 hours, and it's also the one i have the most points with, the price i payed for fucking around on idle servers, when they where still a thing

>>534968840
overused, soldier's stogie chads mog

>>534969802
i'm better looking than him and have a high K/D so bend over

>>534969667
medics fault for not blocking the uber beam

>>534969802
i feel like we would be further along as a society if all men were femboys
there would be no conflict, people would resolve their problems with sex like bonobos do

>>534947543
gas passer, the candy cane gives me a feeling of accomplishment if i kill a solider/demo, the gas passer just makes you able to burn pyro,
edit: apparently whoever gets hit with the gas can be burn by any damage from any teammate, bullets and melee will set you ablaze

Why does the clunksman lose accuracy if you hold full charge for too long and why does cancelling a charge to avoid that stupid mechanic make you not able to shoot an arrow for 20 minutes? Who designed this garbage?

>>534973435
i hate that shit

>>534973435
have you tried holding a recurve with a heavy draw weight for an extended period of time?

>>534974313
have you tried shooting a rocket launcher at your feet, nigger?
BECUASE YOU SHOULD!

>>534974448
aiieeeee ive been pwnd

>>534973435
>Why does the clunksman lose accuracy if you hold full charge for too long
Sniper is scrawny and his arms start to ache
But really it's probably because they thought he needed a downside while in the "charging" phase since he doesn't have the tunnel vision downside like with the rifles

>>534968840
I prefer the poorfag alternative

>>534973435
To encourage prediction over reaction, and movement over stillness. The Huntsman's designers wanted sniper to be playing as differently as possible from rifle gameplay. Standing with charge in anticipation of a sure shot over a speculative one would create more of an incentive to wait around. Whether or not that is effective, they rightly observed that there is a certain class of faggot that prefers to take no risk no matter how large the rewards that needed to be beaten into having fun.
>>534974769
Total dogshit. I think I even had a craft number version I made and traded it immediately.
>>534968840
It's pretty good. Damned shame that if is classed as misc because its destiny in unusual form is to be mangled with a 'combo' and hoarded for all eternity.

erm what the heck
I can't tell what class this is

what the fuck
is this the demoknight?? valve keeps ruining our game with all these cosmetics

emporium hours

Why does the Emporium live rent free in the minds of /tf2g/

WAITER WAITER, MORE GARBAGE THAT DOESN'T FIT THE CLASS IT'S MADE FOR TO ADD TO THE GAME SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNSATISFIED WHEN THEY UNBOX A CASE AND WANT TO DO IT AGAIN

yeah i just frag. stay mad about dressup shit though

>>534979754
Man, even Eric said "no" when he saw that knight Pyro.

>>534979929
what do you mean? that pyro set is literally in the game lol

THE EMPORIUM SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!

>>534979908
are you getting paid to frag?

THE EMPORIUM POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!

>>534980860
THEY DID???

>>534982425
Nooooo. BUT ARE WE JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL THEY DO?

I have great blue fatigue

the emporium doxxed vipes and shamed him for his mother's death, that's a fact, don't you forget it emporium defenders, you are a plague upon tf2

>>534984746
my source is vipes
https://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
any questions? or are you gonna repeat the emporium narrative that he made this all up for no reason

based cunningham's law

Why the fuck would Spy put Scout in charge of gathering everyone’s dying wish anyway

>>534985786
He's fast

>>534984567
>>534985062
cool but it's /tf2g/ culture to hate vipes

>>534986161
you will never get tired of this metabolic?
not your personal army

>>534985786
aren't scouts supposed to collect intelligence

>>534987073
I have no clue who your boogeyman is, what I do have a clue about is vipes coming in here and stealing ideas

>>534987879
this is very true and very based

The Rise and Fall of TF2 Emproium (13:23:44)

>>>/v/717937808

real

The rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars (38:29)

Why TF2 Personalities aren't your friends! (2:22)

Playing soldier but the video ends if I shoot feet (0:14)

>>534988506
>>534988738
>>534988954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOZh92ihxJQ

Why Casual is still better than Quickplay (ft. Zesty Jesus) (4:00:43)

Upgrades

>>534989240
Hang on to Yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtF5jITGh4

When was the last time you gamed out on Banana Bay?

>>534988453
The Direct Downgrade Attack is shit though

>>534990790
Been a while. Most people leave when it gets voted in unfortunately. I don't think I ever had a full Banana Bay game.

banana bay gives me anxiety because of the swiss cheese layout, there's nowhere you can stand that won't get you shot in the back

map stamps!

The MvM update will save the game
TRVST THE PLAN!

>>534993070
give me mobstah or give me death

I can't believe it took me 2k hours to realise, but sniper sure has a lot of items to completely shut down his counters, doesn't he?
He has the razorback to negate backstabs.
He has the jarate+bushwacka to negate close range
He has the darwin's to negate flares
He has the cozy camper to negate chip damage

It feels like when it comes to other classes, their unlockables are either gimmicks or different, yet viable playstyles
With the sniper it's just "here have this to completely shut down this thing that is supposed to at least bother you"

>>534993173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSUJM2EyqE

>>534993070
save from what?

>>534993512
death. shupos will save me from blueballs.

>>534993256
Sniper mains complain about everything and valve catered to them even though a single good sniper is capable of shutting down an entire uncoordinated server.

>>534993256
anon, he can't have all of those items equipped simultaneously. if he has a razorback on, he's vulnerable to close range and flares and chip damage. extrapolate from there. just shoot the fucking guy

>>534993623
I see

>>534993256
if a scout gets negated by the bushwacka they deserve it desu

Remember when the Darwin's Danger Shield used to give the Sniper +25 hp and save him from quickscope headshots?

>>534993779
See this
https://files.catbox.moe/mkesie.png

>>534994159
nice broken link fag

>>534994159
there's nothing there...

>tfw massive gooner yet still wish death upon the faggots who turn non gooning threads into goonfests
anyone else is literally me?

>>534994330
Site's broke I guess. Oh well, maybe next time. You'll see the true plan.

>>534985786
this bothers me too
also it was very nice of him to try to spend the last few hours of his life helping his coworkers :)

>blessedviva got permabanned from 4chan
its over..

>>534994763
Nobody actually goons to the images that guy posts.

>>534995427
If it's true, then /tf2g/ is truly dead.

>>534995427
How do you know?

>>534995742
>>534995775
he explained it on twitch, perma for posting gore of that viet guy getting beheaded while jerking off, 4chan thought it was cp apparently

>>534995427
>>534995885
Did you see that look on that prick's face when he saw the ban?

>>534995885
viva is a retard but he's not the type of retard to post gore

>>534995427
>>534995885
there is a god

>>534995885
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/64/Spy_sf12_badmagic03.wav

>>534995427
nothing of value was lost

>>534996129
he likes to watch gore and post gore in the gif rekt threads, i'm serious

>>534996248
oh i thought you meant here on /vg/ or something. what you're saying is more believable. is there a twitch clip?

>>534995885
what's wrong with latinx people

>>534993896
Every class in the game is negated by Jarate. Nice redirection though, Sniperberg.

>>534996360
pretty sure you can look up his tripcode and see his last post was on rekt/gif

>>534995885
>brown, fat and ugly
>gore poster
>normalfag enough to the point of not even knowing how to ban avoid
lol

>>534996502
if the sniper hits the scout with it before they're in close range, maybe
if the scout is already close and doesn't suck the sniper has no chance except with quickscopes

chicANO

>>534996953
no more

>>534994764
I'll never see the true plan now....

post the twitch clip or riot

>>534995885
He really is a strange person isn't he?
Must have been all the chemicals in the food he ate.

>>534995427
who cares, in the absolute worst scenario for him he'll just have to make a new trip before he resumes posting

>>534995885
I'd call bullshit but I just appealed (and won, mods) a permaban where a post of mine complaining about CP was interpreted as a request for CP

>>534996085
here I screencapped it just for you from him discussing it

>>534998250
disgusting

reminder how often viva claimed to be a normal person

>>534998250
Jesús Picante mexicano

>>534998250
How old is he?

>>534997798
tummy

>>534995885
So this is a person who constantly calls himself a normie on an almost ritual level. Kinda suspicious, like maybe that isn't true.

>>534998250
>I just appealed (and won, mods)
lame

>>534995427
actual end of tf2g

I'm consistently getting half empty servers in casual even for maps like badwater and upward. I'm actually genuinely concerned about the game right now. Did TF2 died?

>>534995885
>anime not ok on his eyes
>but snuff shit is

I'm on mixed feelings about this water, feel it detracts from the double spire a bit.

>>534986161
fake news vipes has always been our guy

>>535005832
anime haters are always insane
the floydschizo literally said he prefers scat and real kids to anime

>>535006408
yeah
so much for being a "normie"

anime is annoying

I personally dislike animation in general.

>>535006158
water for the jump advantage is great to offset the high ground advantage spire always presents

>>534995885
>this is the guy who repeatedly tried to claim he was a normalfag and called others "degenerates" for drinking alcohol or watching anime

>playing uncletopia
>get CP after 1 gorrillion payloads on the same 5 fucking maps
>guy whines in all chat about how he wants to rtv
>nobody does, he afks in spawn with his friends
>we eventually lose
>they instavote badwater
>he's on the other team
>put tryhard pants on and proceed to fuck the other team both rounds and end the game within 10 minutes just to spite them
>he and his friends ragequit
There's your fucking shitwater, there you go buddy.

Ruining every shitwater game I get from this day forward.

>>535008495
wtf is this map
!nominate upward
!nominate badwater
rtv

>>535008715
upward
badwater basin
barnblitz
snowycoast
borneo or swiftwater if they're feeling adventurous

>>535009590
one of them being dustbowl

>>535009672
it's fun at first, but then medic completely dominates it with ubers and sucks all the fun out of it.

>>535009754
It's pushslop and the final point timer being 5 hours is ridiculous.

>>534774867
Hey! Take those Gunboats Off!

>>534995427
Finally that annoying bagboy faggot is gone

>>535009590
This is why Valve needs to remove old maps from the pool. They can keep 2fort but every pre-2011 map should be sunset so people play new maps.

>>535012071
what they should do is pick good maps instead of picking nothing but garbage
also add 1-2 per update max instead of 10 per update
also remove 90% of the maps added since like 2015

Remove 95% of the Halloween Maps

>>535006158
water jumps dont set you as airborne so you wont get market gardener crits with this

>Sorry you used the cheers voice command too many times so now you can't call for medic for a completely random amount of time
Why is this a thing?

>>535012928
>wish granted
>only maps left are player destruction, Ghost Fort, Precipice, Freaky Fair, and every ICS map

>>535014825
are you retarded?

>>535007710
meanwhile our actual normalfag is already back to sweating on deadlock.

How to fix casual:

>Best 3 out of 5 rounds now
>Autoscramble after one team has 2 consecutive wins
>Scream Fortress maps just have a flat 2 hour duration before it ends and goes to map voting

any time a sentry is not involved, it's better to uber a pyro than a soldier.

all of my loadouts use a brown bomber but i'd like to make them use more cosmetics than just bomber + snow sleeves.

>>534995885
got a clip/timestamp? I'm not watching 5 hours of a obese mexican being mad at kids for not minmaxing in pubs

>caring about tripfags
get a grip of your life
TF2

>>535015891
Probably but so is the rate limit shit they added to casual to "combat the bots" because they were spamming nice shot.

>About to stab a medic heavy combo
>Get melee crit
>Next life about to stop an uber push because they survived
>Get melee crit
>Walk all the way from spawn to the battlements because engi died
>Get rocket crit from a guy using the DH 20 miles away
This game isnt fun

>>534995427
>>534995885
That's actually great news. Let's hope he's too dumb to ban evade.

yall should join my tf2 dc server

https://discord.gg/4kYhtBCh

>>535021343
>click it
>verify that you aren't a bot by posting a timestamp with your estrogen bottle in #verify !
uhm no thanks

>Play with braindead pyro player
>Named abortionator
I swear this class attracts the most subhuman garbage possible

>>534775072
And despite all of that somehow he doesn't have a girlfriend and obsesses over his poorly drawn buff Asuka. Weird.

Really is eceleb power hour huh

>>535022127
>And despite all of that somehow he doesn't have a girlfriend
yup, modern women are crazy and picky as hell

>>534854893
He'd shake up the 6v6 meta and that can't happen.

>>534867069
I think uncensored is on Kemono

>>535022876
The page on Kemono actually mentions that it had to be censored more.
Matters not however because I remembered the fuck awful Sankaku site might have suitable edits and it does. So thanks for jogging the memory a bit for that.

>>535023482
The steady decline Sankaku has had is so sad, first they added the paywall and hid things behind it, then made it so you had to make an account to view lewds at all (I still had a workaround), now they redid the site and want you to sign up for some AI shit or something last I checked

>>535022127
>foid approval = success
buh buh buh bluepilled alert

>>535020528
Let’s be real, it’s him telling us this crap because he’s a narcissist. People TOTALLY watch my stream guys!

>>535006408
>>535007710
Did we ever get shallow’s take on anime and anime posters?

https://youtu.be/vZgf1zl_nsE
https://youtu.be/YaxEvEwJt7g
these 2 videos have done and continue to do irreparable damage to the tf2 community and the uploaders are compliant in this by not deleting them

>>535018678
>>534997526
I archived it
https://files.catbox.moe/gfbdq2.webm

>>535025685
i also have to say this guy plays medic like a fucking bot. absolute garbage player

Does pyro have a cosmetic based off Frozen Hell yet?

Jeez I've been out of the trading scene for a long time and I never caught how cheap most of the unusual graded hats are. Why do whales even bother with cases? Going for 1 of 1 hats that'll never sell? At least CS gamblers can cope and pretend that one day they'll hit it big and get a skin they can sell to a Saudi prince for some insane amount of money.

I'm actually gonna miss bagboy. Everyone coming together to make fun of him and hate him plus all the memes he'd spawn was funny. Now what is there? Sloppogaki posts and demofloyd?

>>535029893
bro this is 4chan if he didn't already evade he will

>>535025685
i opened this and my browser froze for a good 30 seconds. haunted

>>535029976
i dunno, man. viva is the kind of faggot to take immense pride in the fact that he has (had lol) an old 4chan pass. he won't be able to brag about that publicly anymore, and that might genuinely be enough to keep him away

Do you guys think good movement would be even more powerful if you could move 360° precisely instead of being restricted to the cardinal directions of WASD and combinations thereof? Assume that you don't have to use a controller for aiming and other hotkeys.

>>535034206
so you mean moving like you would with a controller? it would be interesting to replace the WASD on my keyboard with an analog stick but i don't think it'd be better, we are used to the precision of WASD and combining / timing them to create any momentum we wish

>>535034314
Yeah, imagine if there was some keyboard or similar device that allowed you to do analogue input to control your merc that was accepted by TF2. I assume console TF2 supported this; I've never tried playing TF2 with a controller so I have no idea how it would feel

>>535013950
Okay, that makes me feel a lot better about it, you can get up but not crit. I changed the ground texture so it's easier to see the land masses in the water.

>>535025492
He used a Kiniro Mosaic hitsound at least once which means he's a pro-anime GOD

>>535037998
sir do you have a permit for posting this much SOUL

>>535006408
false flag, the real floyd poster hates porn addicts and degenerates (this includes lolicons, what you listed, and trannies)

>play rgl tryout
>everyone running through doors randomly
>everyone fightan random tf2 men
>everyone calling damaging
>no one calling enemy positioning
>no one calling bombs
>no one coordinated at all
>i explode in choke
Shiiiiiiiitt nigger, what would I do without picrel, comp 6s needs smarter players guys

>>535021343
>join server
>tell owner that someone shared it on 4chan
>go to sleep
>wake up
>either banned or server closed
?

>>535024598
It's different when you're 31 and single. He'll end up like b4nny

>>535034206
I have an extremely autistic friend who uses a joystick for movement and mouse for aiming and he's stupidly good at every FPS he plays, but that might just be the autism and not the controller

>>535024598
You don't need foid approval to be succesful with women, unfortunately Zesty is disagreeable and not attractive enough to have any success... Actual blackpill.

>bagboy got a girlfriend
>zesty don't
bagboy won

based YD desu

>bagboy fat and brown
>zesty isn't
zesty won

>is white and slim
>still unable to get a gf
bagboy won

But he has.

his oc doesn't count, anon

Caring about women isn't sigma.

settling for a goblina isn't the definition of "winning"

>is into gore
>is into roided bara "women"
I, uhm...well...nobody wins?

I won.

seems pretty parasocial around here...

>>535055913
It if the goblina in question has a massive cock and is actually a based TF2 server :)

>>535019618
you ARE retarded good to know

>>535050147
dude weed lmao

>Best map added this update
>Is the least talked about
sigh...

sorry im playing mvm

>>535056943
that's just frontier blu spawn but slightly altered

>best most detailed map in the whole games history
>tf2tubers gaslights the fanbase to not even give it a chance and kills new map activity and kills the game
Good fucking job Gabe won't be hqppy about these trolls

I have to believe that the only reason they are afraid to add new weapons is because of compsissies as usual

>>535057321
just because its detailed doesn't mean that it's good

>>535057321
it's not le tf2 reeeeeeeeeeee you can't have new things after 18 years it has to be old style

>>535057321
sorry but I have theme park fatigue...

>dopey teammate is just wandering around doing nothing while the enemy team is surrounding us
>try to spycheck him
>he keeps wiggling around and wastes like 5 seconds and then we die

FUCK. OFF. Stop doing this shit. Fire your fucking gun.

>>535057321
>dude le pyro shark!!
>literally just a tube of water
nice art project

>>535056943
>rustic ran down map adhering to TF2's artstyle
based based based
>>535057321
>fotm gimmick map
cringe cringe cringe

>>535057321
>>tf2tubers gaslights the fanbase to not even give it a chance and kills new map activity and kills the game
lolwut that is by far the new map I play the most and I have all of them checked

>>535057321
I'm somebody who likes a handful of new maps, and I stopped playing this one after about 5 or 6 times. It just doesn't have particularly good gamefeel, and its aesthetic is too gaudy. If you want a vastly superior underwater level, that looks and plays better, Hadal is right there.

I think the community has new map fatigue...

>>535056745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3VLqk3wrg

???

>>535057321
It looks awful dude.

THE EMPORIUM SAVED MY LIFE

>>535057321
>Killing le sharkerino
0/10 not wholesome and encourages animal abuse AND during Shark Week???

>>535057321
I've been dudeweeding lately and ngl I really love this map lol, queueing up now -smokes weed-

Really dislike newer maps changing the intel and control points for no fucking reason
If it ain't broke

>>535057321
It play's horrendously, the only saving grace is it's last point and even then it still sucks.

>>535058498
This and custom voice lines holy shit, Embargo gets bragged on for being a visual mess but the voice lines are so cringe... Breadspace too.

>>535016679
And in as many cases as possible skip the loading screen if the same map was voted for. Also, shorten pre round timers for the love of god.

Never ever...

>>535059019
ok chud but consider this isn't real tf2 unless it has a tight choke and the sniper has a 50 mile sightline

>>535027936
The current-case unusuals are unboxed by people who don't know better and are easily sharked. The old case new effect combos can swing much higher once they are confirmed to be limited. However, smart people are hiding their inventories these days and it isn't possible to know whether you actually have a 1:1. I unboxed something a couple years back a 15 key splurge that was thought to be 1:1 and traded hands as such several times, inflating its price. I used that inflation to then trade it for an older effect and hat that I actually liked this year.

New maps fatigue.
badwater basin fatigue.
video essay fatigue.
cheater fatigue.
unbalanced matchmaking fatigue.

i have 'jak fatigue...

>>535060629
>tranny slop fatigue*
ftfy

>>535057321
According to one of the creators of pressure on the comments of one of Weezy's videos. Even the Offshore discord thought Aquarius was shit. Apparently they made Aquarius to be the "flagship" map of the "update", but it didn't go too well in testing, so they started panicking a bit and started making other maps just in case. Hence, the creation of Pressure, which was originally made as an SFM map, according to the creator himself
TL;DR Discord troons knew Aquarius was shit and had a ton of issues, but they had already put all of their eggs into that basket, so they pushed it anyway

Did they ever end up removing the trans rights text from that new map?

>>535061698
nope you lost

>>535061698
The porn addicts won for now bro

>>535061698
nah chuds lost bigly and are joining the 41% as we speak

>>535061920
They are cultists really. The desire to spread their message everywhere, anywhere, is text-book. Not even religions have been this invasive in media for several decades now.

>>535061843
What did we lose tho, Demolition is arguably the worst map in the game right now if not the worst of this update. Having a trans stamp of approval on it is just peak irony.

>>535062080
trvke

obsessed

>>535062209
concession accepted

dude blu team is a cult they are leaving pro blu team messages all over the maps if you are a noticer like myself

>>535062491
I don't really think that's the argument anyone's making, it's just sad you have to post irony when the real irony falls on you about having to be terminally online + hiding messages in shitty maps to cope with never being accepted, chud

>>535062737
you are falseflagging because all you think about is trans women all day and it makes you upset when you see them in tf2 because you will never be one faggot

am i a faggot

>>535062491
t. red cultist, I don't think I've even seen religions put up that much cultish propaganda

>>535062824
I don't care for trannies senpai, they're genuinely midwits and deal with themselves. The fact that (you) have to do a victory jig to celebrate a shitty map having a hidden message in it just kind of makes me laugh is all.

>>535063357
>I don't care for trannies
but you do care *about* them

>mention how blu is hiding their logo all over the maps for "no particular reason"
>suddenly blu team defense force wakes up to talk about red team for no reason (nobody even mentioned RED)

pottery

>>535063446
>breaks into your house and demands attention
>dude why do you care lol

>>535063498
IF IT'S RED IT'S DEAD

>>535063536
trannies have broken into your house? that does seem very unfortunate

>>534774204 (OP)
Which mercenary has the biggest penis?

>>535063730
scout

Isn't it so weird when you just say and do nothing and someone seethes at you for the whole game. Not gonna lie it's kinda funny though.

>>535063730
demoman cause he's black

So we all know the cutest merc is sniper what's the cutest ship?
demo/soldier is canon. heavy/medic is the standard ship. spy/sniper is pretty good. But soldier/engie takes the cake for me...

>>535064496
If you said nothing and they said nothing, how is it seethe? Did you see their player model twitch ingame or something?

>>535063446
I literally said i dont, I just find the irony of your situation both fitting and funny.

>>535063536
kek sorta

>>535065907
if you don't care about them why do you talk about them so much?