Thread 534788935

WAITING FOR KAYTOTES TO FINISH HIS MORNING WANK Edition

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>>534766796

First for gvrv

>>534788935 (OP)
POCHIE MONDAY!

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>kaytotes on troondle discord
it's so over

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

bronzebeard is empty as fuck despite them shitting out tens of thousands of free invites

Pochie sisters we're so back!!!

Les go

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

I'm killing Van'Cleef TONIGHT.

>>534789090
trying to shovel retoilet level scaling down vanilla/classic andies throat tends to do that.

>>534789161
Pls don't he's a kino chungus and dindu nuffing

>>534789161
*blocks your path*

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciuYTeu4Qc

>>534789328
HOLY

>>534789328
I'm joining Van'Cleef TONIGHT.

>>534789090
Because it's not Classic+, it's just the old Ascension but with classes. I got an invite to Conquest of Azeroth and ended up dropping it for the same reason.

>>534788057
I started playing pic related the day Epoch launched and then unlaunched after I realized it was going to take days to fix at minimum.
I'm now hooked, and might be kicking myself for believing all the lies the internet told me about this game. I'm taking my sweet time with it, thoroughly exploring every zone and all that.
It's rough around the edges, wears its influences on its sleeve, but there's soul here.

>>534789328
Vanessa x shota pls

He must be plotting something

>>534789090
Can you play Draenei on Bronzebeard?

It's been a couple of days. Do you guys think we'll get a silent launch today?

>>534789748
>today
0% chance
>tomorrow
20% chance
>wednesday
50% chance

>>534789748
Certainly no launch. Maybe a quick 30 minute test as a sleep aid for Kaytotes.

>>534789393
Take me back to the time when things were simpler....

>>534789748
50/50
they may have figured out that having "stealth launch" in 2025 is pretty fucking hard.

>>534789748
POCHIE THURSDAY

i just wish they could let 5k play while they work on and figure out stuff. i'm a NEET so i'd just stay logged in
or maybe open another server and let 10k play (15k with gurucucks)
isnt their main issue just having more than 5k on one server?

ascension is so repulsive that makes me cheer for fucking russian scammers server. it's insane.

>supposed poochie monday
>still cant register
I was promised video games

>>534790150
They're afraid of losing the hype. If they let a few thousand players get ahead, all the F R E S H fags will get mad and fuck off. Hell just look at all the drama over a few people getting to Lv15 with around 30 gold.

>>534790326
copium
their problem is that the servers are crashing every 2 minutes and they dont even know why

>>534790326
who needs fresh fags? they got many times the people to fill the servers anyways

>>534790150
>isnt their main issue just having more than 5k on one server?
We don't know, they never really communicated very well if last Friday's server uptime was a crash or a test.
They've talked about opening multiple servers in the past, Kezan (#) but it seems lie they didn't have it.
5k was actually their goal, they said they aimed for 5k-7k because any more than that would just be retarded to play in.
I think they broke past the 5k milestone some time ago also, not sure how high the new number can go.

>>534790326
yet they keep saying they didn't plan or want this much hype. wish they could be more transparent about what their goals are atm. i worry they may lose it all trying to hold on to more than they can carry

>>534790326
Freshfags do not compromise that much of the server

kaytotes announce the death of pochie already and free these retarded fucking spergs obsessed with the server from their curse

>>534790458
we have never experienced a "test" longer than 10 minutes :)

>>534790335
>literally shill every single day handing out invites
>doing nothing
you niggers are trying harder than shenna and failing horribly because you have 0 idea about what people want.

>>534790485
they are lying, the shit doesn't work, simple as
>b-but it worked at launch without queue
they broke it
>b-but beta
they broke it
>b-b-but they said it didn't crash, they took them down on purpose after 3 seconds of uptime!
they're lying
>w-why would they lie?
stupid

>>534790485
>yet they keep saying they didn't plan or want this much hype
I feel like this narrative is a poorly told lie, they not only put out a trailer but if they really didn't want to cater to so many people. They always had the option so simply delaying the launch and citing several open launch breaking bugs that were on the GitHub.
they were aware for a long time how their discord was rapidly increasing.
Do I blame Kaytotes for wanting to cash in? No. But all this how was I to know shit. I feel like the signs were there.

>>534790642
How much is Shenna paying you?
Can you get me in? I wanna be a payed shill too.

>>534790719
i never mentioned turtle fucking schizo

>>534790485
the mod that left summed it up:
kaytotes is too arrogant, he literally, -literally- said he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raids

>>534789894
uuuhhhh it's still monday thoughbert

>>534790869
Sauce?

>>534790326
Isn't that what they want/need?

>>534790869
>he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raids
Yet they take the server down when manlets can't finish their starting zone?

>>534791038
Guess what race kaytotes plays.

Who was holding the gun to Magic's head forcing him to hardcore crunch for 2 weeks? Why is Kaytotes not getting flack for forcing his team to salvage his server so that he wouldn't have to hurt his own ego by admitting the launch would need to be delayed?

>>534791105
They could just grin mobs or run up to elwyn

>>534791105
Well he's a paladin main so not a dwarf nor gnome

>>534790869
>he literally, -literally- said he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raids
Proof - your ass.
All Magic said was that the team wasnt aiming for a huge ass server, but rather for a server for several hundred players and a couple raid teams.

POCHIE MONDAY

>>534791105
>palafag
Either human or undead.

>>534791248
>Well he's a paladin main so not a dwarf

>>534791380
>paladin
that explains everything
this shits never launching boys
he's a certified retard

>>534791380
>undead get paladin out of nowhere
100% undead

>>534791468
The fuck do you mean out of nowhere? People have been asking for Undead Paladin for almost 20 years.

>>534791441
of course man

>>534791282
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/POCHIE/

>>534791468
Undead is really the only race on the horde you could give it to.
Classic + blurring the class faction locks makes sense, although really I wish to get it you had to rep grind a faction like wild hammer dwarves or a certain sect of undead paladins.
But I get that maybe is too hard to program in or just not possible.

I just want to feel the grass of Mulgore again bros...

Why does it feel like kaytotes hates every single last one of us?

>>534791652
p-pochie... tuesday?

Why is the pochie Anon so cute

>>534791652
>>534791812
Get a job

>>534791959
it's a balding 40+ fat man

Pochie monday
Trvst the plvn

Sick of seeing Whitemane's gigantic ass everytime I browse /vg/ because of you retards

there is no plan
this thread is even more delusional than ksg

where 'poch

POCHIE NEVER

>>534791959
Pochie is a permanent part of /epog/ culture, deal with it.

>>534792346
KSG?

>turtle troons still making shit up
people are literally everywhere, especially on low lvls
do you actually think anyone believes you? lol

>>534792396
>/epog/
Not a real game
Not a real thread

>>534790605
> trying harder than shenna
Literally not possible, have you seen even one epog thread?

>eflop general is slow
Ooff.

I think your bot is broken dude

what is it about paladins
every other class just wants to "do their thing" but paladins have this enormous complex that ranges from clinical delusion to narcissism to socialsexual deviancy
every self-labeling paladin person needs to be the superb hero at everything in and out of game and just generates electrofagnetic radiation in perpetuity

>>534792857
I just wanna seal twist man

/epog/ is dead
viva la sloppa

It's good that we finally gave up.

>>534792857
It's the protagonist class. Everyone wants to be Arthas or Uther. These kinds of people are simply dull and lack imagination.

just saw a girl with massive fucking tits and white hair
I know what I'm jerking off to today

>>534792857
>it is mad
Palabros won yet again.

>>534793026
>t. Human Male Warrior

>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Male Human Ret Paladin

>>534793160
Sorry I am not a quirky gay furry like you. I am a straight white male with healthy levels of testosterone.

Still no update and Monday is almost over btw bootlickers, what happened?

>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Female Draenei Holy Priest

Its over...

>>534793249
Its 10AM in UK...

>>534793286
don't give up hope

>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Female Human Retribution Paladin

>>534793249
>Monday is almost over
Okay Kiwi.

is earth shield dispellable on epoch?

>>534792857
I really don't know, if got a penny for every pala spergout in my groups id be rich. Once had pala tank + healer. Imagine my surprise when they destroy the whole grp over 1 disagreement. Grouping with ret pala mains on turtle is russian roulette. Gotta walk on eggshells. You never know when they explode/leave over the smallest thing.

>>534793403
when can i play male human warrior on the horde side

>>534793249
Monday is just starting, chink.

>>534792570
The real game and thread have been defiled beyond recognition by degenerates like you.

Hopefully there will be an update when I wake up.

If Epoch worked I could've finally found a troon gf to rearrange my guts, I guess I'll have to stay single though since Magic the faggot's grandma's dog bursted into fire while eating his schoolwork.

>be me
>playing le epic fantasy mmo
>hmm... what to choose...
>Male Gnome Warlock
>yeah that sounds cool, I'll be so cool in game!!!!!!

>>534793919
8 year old me did this in 2007

>>534793919
this but unironically

>>534794027
Summer is over soon, child.

>>534794162
That guy is already 27 dude, face it you're old and out of touch

>be me
>play a fantasy mmo
>decide to play a nigger
?

>>534791770
Tauren paladin works better, also priest tauren is another one I hate
blizz didn't give taurens a cloth class for a reason.

source on magic's grandma being unshackled from the torment that is our existence?

>>534794224
>black people have green skin and tusks
Ok hwite boy

>>534794210
27 is too young to play wow. I've heard there's this game called "Hello Kitty Island" or something, you guys should try that instead.

Highest testosterone setup is Male Tauren Enhancement Shaman, change my view

>>534794224
I thought Orcs were supposed to be Germanic barbarians, where did this whole orc=nigger thing come from?

>>534794560
pol brainrot

>>534794458
>high test
>play a cow (vegetarian prey animal)
lol

>>534794560
>...

If you are not old, get the fuck out of my general.

>>534793598
>>534794527
She looks at me like that whenever I take off my pants to see my small meat

>>534794610
>being a BULL
>"low test"
Are you stupid? (This is a rhetorical question, don't actually reply you fucking idiot)

>>534794560
orcs are germanic barbarians? based

>>534794560
When were Germans enslaved and raped by land owners to create halflings for better slaves and called the n word by royalty

>>534794863
Roman empire

>>534794940
The Germans won and the Roman Empire long died long ago turning into the homosexual Italians of today

>>534794859
lol
lmao

I'm doing a pull-up for every pochie post

>>534794713
ok moo moo lmao

pochie

>>534794859
You don't actually believe the server is launching, right? It's FUBAR. We're only here to funpost.

I'm just gonna come out and say it, I am TIRED of the retarded Whitemane simps.
Yeah, using her as an op pic 2-3 times is fine, but it gets spammed every fucking day.
You retarded shripmdick losers should just fuck off already.

>>534794879
I love my bully wife...

Stealth launch in 5 hours
Trust the plan
Magic only did bottom of the barrel work
Project is healthy
Kes is inside me

>>534795161
but this is the whitemane general?

>>534795161
>plural
it's only one incredibly autistic guy lol

>>534794224
>Be me
>Play a fantasy mmo
>Decide to be a female night elf that fucks niggers
Uuh, what did she mean by this?

>>534795161
Whitemane's ass is the mascot of Epoch lil gup, maybe Turtle is more your speed

>>534795250
You know what, I can believe that.

>>534794224
>be me want to be a girl in real life
>play fantasy mmo
>play female
>constantly hear
>WhY aRe YoU PlAyInG a GiRl?
sigh

>TBC talents
>can't Shadowmeld Flight Form to reset every failed PK attempt
Gay

>>534795260
I do this

>>534794560
>Orcs were supposed to be Germanic barbarians
They also have a lot of eastern barbarians, like mongols, and even samurais in WC3.

>where did this whole orc=nigger thing come from?
American politics brainrot. Everything is about niggers for them.

>discord still closed down
>no updates yet

>>534793919
People that don't like gnomes are low IQ.

>>534794560
Extra credit made it mainstream, but it was a popular take on resetera and likely reddit as well long before that

>>534795464
Only young insecure teenagers like "le bully me" smug girls.
You see yourself inferior to women because they get a lot of attention and you are just a weird boy.
But trust me kid, over some time it gets corrected, provided that you do go outside occasionally.
Eventually you realise that women are niggers, and they are literally just whatever.
Once you see that, these smug anime-style girl artworks on 4chan... they become incredibly cringe to you.

>>534795554
We've called them apes on this site before /vg/ was created

>>534795086
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

>>534794560
Their dance is a nigger dance on both male and female so it's quite obvious.

>>534795449
Kaytotes updat:
>woke up, had some boiled eggd and toast
>showered and dressed
>went to work at my full-time 9-5 job
>its no 11am and I'm having a quick smoke break
>I will be having a ham sandwich for lunch
>in a few hours will be home and can maybe have a look at this server see if we can get it running
>migjt be later
>love u

>>534795361
You cant shadowmeld in combat until wrath

>>534795848
Guess what client we're on

>>534795694
Too autistic to separate fantasy from reality?

>>534795819
thank u kaytotes

>>534795771
by that logic the draenei are indian

>>534795889
Big cope. Reality influences what kind of fantasy appeals to you. We all know this.

>>534795957
"I mean..."

>>534795883
Retard

>>534795957
I mean they are invasive species...

Maybe the true pochie was the troons that ACKed along the way...

How exactly is turtle going to make a functioning UE5 client when a game like expedition 33 with at most 6 characters on the screen and flat textures with little to no interactivity runs like shit

>>534795957
>Terrible drivers
>Crashes vehicles often
Hmmmm

>>534796068
That sounds like a you problem poorfag, works on my machine

>>534796068
they just don't have turtle's master mind coders

>>534795984
Just because I'm redpilled and a based gigachud that doesn't simp for women doesn't mean I will stop enjoying smug girl drawings you fucking autist

>>534795957
>weird accents
>weird gods
>zero toilets in the exodar
welp

>>534795957
Nah, they are gypsies

>>534795957
>want to fuck Indian girls
>want to fuck Draenei girls

>bald 30-something pimply limp dicked 110 pound white manchildren arguing in an mmo private server thread over who is the "bigger Chad"
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGS

I'm going to edge until the pochie servers come back up

>>534796068
with chatgpt5 tuuto can do it

>>534796191
It's about being lifepilled, ideology can't change anything.
As far as practicality goes, you are still a little sissy fag (like most chuds), that's why most of you guys goon to some very questionable shit.

>>534796356
I've been doing this for two weeks now

do you guys hate transmen or just transwomen

>>534795424
>>534794560
>>534794224
the only black race are trolls, they live in tribes and practice witchcraft and speak with a jamaican accent

>>534796458
The only people that turn me on are trannies

>>534796458
I hate liars and hypocrites.

>>534796520
Favorite race?

fem Draenei Black Mageweave. I need it, ship it epoch.

>>534796458
i hate ugly people if you are a cute girl or a cute boy then ill cum in your ass either way

>>534796462
Wait, don't dworfs also live in tribes?

>>534796458
You have to respect the absolute retardation it takes for a woman to attempt to be a man, mtf trannies are just mentally ill porn addicts

>>534796557
I've came to all of them so any that are cute

In my town there are only 2 trannies and both of them are FTM. Nasty stuff really, they dress and get haircuts in ways that are quite stereotypical for men. They are a walking caricature of maleness, a walking halloween costume.

How do you pronounce "pochie"?

>11:30 am
>no update.

>>534796774
pochie

>>534796774
po chi

>>534796774
potzi

>>534796774
Poe-Che

>>534796774
Like epoch, but just move the e to the end

>>534796774
Imagine NOKIA -N -A
P OKI E

>>534796787
The bootlickers are starting to sweat, they were really hyping up this Monday announcement

>>534796458
Yes.

>>534796774
poo shi

>>534796876
thursday at the earliest anything else is delusional

>>534796774
possy

E-pozzed

>>534796458
I don't know which is which, but ftm I respect more than mtf. also ftm doesn't have the same reputation as mtf for some reason.

>>534796774
Like ポチ.

this is such fucking bullshit i asked this same how to pronounce pochie question and i didnt get a single you fucking retard stole my post

I don't really like people talking about sexual stuff and using bad language in the thread, can you not do that plaese thanks

>>534797227
pochie

>>534797286
sorry

>no pochie
>bored
>try Waloria because it was supposed to be a "hidden gem"
>actually read the quest text
>contemplate suicide

fuck you

>>534796774
poke in pokemon

>>534797227
Have this one on the house.
>>534797286
Same when people started lust posting for that turtle wow biofemale I thought wow that's pretty gross.

do i understand correctly that if i die in deadmines as horde i will have to erp slow walk all the way back to org?

>>534793270
yeah, I'd do her

>>534797518
with soul of iron, i mean

I just thought of something. The real pruning was done to the spergs like magic/Inex..
The project is finally ready to launch.

>tfw love my skinny and frail wife
>but lust provoking images of thick women are fucking my lizard brain

Internet was a mistake. God forgive me lusting.

>>534797594
yes and i will laugh at you every step

>>534797518
Wouldn't the closest capital city be the Undercity?

>>534797320
Anyone that says a server is a "hidden gem" on reddit is just stealth advertising their own private server because the launch failed for whatever reason and they're trying to salvage it, if you never heard of it before there's most likely a good reason

pochie is the only thing I want to play
I have already managed to play it for many hours
and now I'm just stuck waiting
it feels like a ruined orgasm

>>534797667
oh yeah its actually not that bad, just a brisk walk through westfall, duskwoods and then to the zeppelin in stv

>>534797649
Is it lizard brain or temptation from the devil?
Choose a worldview, you stupid nigger.

>>534797227
Haha, you're like the guy who tell a joke, no one laughs, then the cool guy in the group says the same joke and everyone laughs

>>534797920
You may as well just swim off the coast to Gromgol. I probably wouldn't do dungeons as HC myself, but I plan to try the explorers one.

>>534788935 (OP)
I miss Sally terrorizing shotas

>>534798297
But the thread didn't miss you, nigger.

>>534798084
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>534797227
wrong, I'm the one who asked first MANY threads ago, you stole MY post

>>534798341
I was actually wondering where that anon was

>it's now noon in europe and no update

ITS SO FUCKING OVER POOCHIEBROS

>12 pm
>no update

>>534798438
gaytotes at work, trust the plan

>>534798432
Thanks samefag. We really didn't detect you.

>>534798438
obviously. you're all staring at a corpse while waiting on someone to pronounce the time of death. this shit is done.

>>534798227
considering the highly congested launch and every area being densely packed with people, adding hours of mandatory grinding to every zone seems like a tough sell. You'd be hard pressed to even find a quiet corner to do any grinding outside of dungeon spam

>magic left
>the mod I forgot the name of left
>ulmetrs hasn't done a single push/revert in more than a day
It's dead.

>>534798438
>>534798462
They're all at work. The only person who didn't have a job quit the project on the weekend. His grandmother passed.

Pochie Tuesday then?

>>534798543
How can it be a corpse when it was never alive?

Pochie never...

what if turtle poached ulmetrs wouldnt that effectively kill this project?

What will be the next excuse when we get another update, place your bets. I'm guessing someone on the team's dog died by getting hit from a car so the entire team needs to take a break for a week to go to the funeral, also the dog received death threats on reddit.

APOLOGIZE
RIGHT NOW

People dissing Magic, but he pushed for AzerothCore and Kaytotes brushed him off and made him fix TC bugs for months.
I'd leave too if the leader was such a retard.

>>534798701
"We're making some last minute adjustments to make sure everything goes according to plan, please bear with us while we prepare everything for the big day!"

>>534798501
What a schizoid lmao

>>534798717
>quality products
>a private server you can't even play

I still don't understand why they decided to rush the release. Even in a hypothetical situation were the core wasn't crashing, 26/07/25 was fucking rushing it.

>>534798562
Hmm. You're right anon. I could grind to level 8 and still take the challenge, but nerfing mob grinding on such a packed server would be a bad idea.
I'm not sure if I'd want to dungeon grind if the only dungeons that got massive overhauls are WC & DM.
At the same time, I'm too paranoid about crashes and hyper spawn to try a soul run.

>>534798717
what the fuck is tauri legion
if you're gonna tell me its a legion private server i'm gonna split my sides

>>534798568
>millons of dollars, at the minimum hundreds of thousands within your grasp if only you take your head out of your ass
>rather get in the wage cage
why are europeans so cucked?

>>534798816
Frfr. People do miss the retarded fetishist fag who spams his very specific fetish.
I almost cried when he wasn't there.

>>534798673
They already poached magic.

>>534798924
i just do the soul run for fun to see how far i can get, it's a doomed prospect on a pvp server anyway. It's not like the character gets deleted so who cares

>>534798968
Keep malding retard

>>534799110
In this whole reply chain, there are only 2 guys, me and you.
You can tell me that I'm malding, but the 3rd guy will not magically spawn in there.

>>534798948
It's a Legion private server that's been in development since Classic WoW started, it's still not even in beta yet so by the time they launch it Legion Classic might already be out

>>534798757
>retarded boss wants things done "ethically" to appease their low t globohomo cult making life impossible for everyone else
>it's irrelevant that we're already poaching someone else's IP ok chuds?!
Absolutely disheartening, this is what having trannies at the helm of your project will do

totes has been on a 3-day bender and you expect him to do coding shit in the morning

>>534799307
All he has to do is move the anvil mar building 5 cordinates lower.

>>534798901
they said mostly because that's when the people already took their vacations

>>534798847
>>>>500 updoots
shit hilarious

This dude is shilling his own website in his "playing" category lol.

>>534798901
Everyone in the dev team took PTO. Sometimes you can cancel it, but their boss probably bucked.

>it's totally coming!!
>just a couple more days!!!
>just hang in there a little longer
FUCK OFFFFF
TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH ALREADY
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO INCOMPETENT JUST TELL THE TRUTH SO PEOPLE STOP WAITING AROUND FOR NOTHING

>>534799490
They can have free time the second they announce the project is delayed and take down the 26th playable thing on their website.

>>534799558
>SO PEOPLE STOP WAITING AROUND FOR NOTHING
Are you literally just sitting with the game open trying to log in over and over? Why not go do literally anything else? If you're still actively waiting for this that's on you.

>>534796774
Everything else is wrong

>>534799621
Pochie anons have been spamming login for two full weeks

>>534798757
>01/01/2025

Bootlicker troons are your knees starting to shake? What happened to the announcement on Monday? Your time is almost up

>>534799734
YES YOU FUCKING RETARD
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE HERE IS SO GOD DAMN DUMB. NO WONDER YOU THINK THE SERVER WILL COME BACK UP.

>>534798701
Mercury was in retrograde.

>>534799558
next 15 min test is probably on friday/saturday, who knows what drama they come up with next

>>534799621
>Are you literally just sitting with the game open trying to log in over and over?

>>534799734
Yes the discord did in fact exist during that time.

>>534799734
Yeah, he already left the Epoch team once before and they apparently had to pull him back in because shit started falling apart without him there.

>line go up again
the hype lives on

>>534799796
>almost up
>still 12 hours to go
we are only getting a shitty update today thoughever

>>534799814
>>534799884
sounds fake and gay just like that screenshot

>>534796774
if you guys used sane language, you'd never have to ask stuff like this

>>534799884
Magic is a retard and the team can survive without him.

>>534799975
You can literally check the logs yourself retard, it's not a leak from some sekrit channel.

>>534799204
actually I am still here

>>534798757
was magic even alive in 2013?

How difficult can making a wow private server really be? It doesn't seems that hard to be honest.

>>534800069
We'll see about that.

Sorry for the late launch guys. Gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm sayin'?

>>534798948
oh sweet summer anon, better start cranking those hips

dubs and totes had a pint at the pub

>>534800217
Had they chosen to use Azeroth core or ported the entire code base to Unreal Engine 5. it would have been much easier, but kaytotes wanted full proprietary rights to his code.

>>534800217
probably not hard unless your server needs to support thousands

>>534800217
make me a vanilla+tbc classes 3.3.5 server that can hold 7000 online by this friday, please

>>534798717
>BrandomJams
That nigga is just farming Ls on all the wow subreddits

>>534800217
hosting one? easy as fuck
rewriting an archaic and broken core so you can hide and copyright all your chatgpt quests and dungeons? kinda complicated

>pochie THURSDAY
pochie THURSDAY
>pochie THURSDAY
pochie THURSDAY

>>534788935 (OP)
What are you going to do when this shit you are hyping for months is just yet the same fucking shit you have been mazed in for 20 years

>>534800373
>UE 5

>>534800534
I'll just play something else, shitposting here is more fun than actually playing WoW

>>534800534
the jews make me raid molten core once a year

>>534800525
Nope! Wrong!
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*

why use TSWoW? Is this a normal thing? I feel like if I had to use TypeScript (JavaScript in disguise) I'd want to fucking end myself. What are the equivalents to this? There has to be some sort of higher level language framework like Python, C#, or even Java instead of using C++ because you're too much of a chud to learn it. Right?

>>534798757
ouch, yer cutting deep

>>534800217
>It doesn't seems that hard to be honest.
gotta love the armchair experts itt

>>534800710
close but the TS in TSWoW actually stands for TranSexual

well. just solved my dungeon FPS issues by disabling the experimental "show only your own debuffs" on pfUI.

maybe I'll stick to turtle after all...

>>534800676
Pochie Monday (the 15th of October)!

>>534798701
Thanks for the first genuine laugh I had on these threads lmao

>>534800217
making one is just fine, even creating custom content isn't the end of the world.
However hosting on a network and hardware that wont explode the moment more than 10 people log in is the hard part.

Once numbers go in the thousands you have to look at 1gbs+ network packages and they start at like 200 bucks / month on top of server costs which starts to close in on the 1 grand per month range. These hobbyist nerds usually don't have this money and this is where the gold seller maffia comes in and offers a little help in exchange for raping the playerbase.

>>534800551
there will come a moment where the code and content turtle can put out will be so amazing, that all previous cores will die due to their limitations.
this is the biggest thing to happen to private servers since nost.

>>534800757
I'm literally hosting an AzerothCore server for me an my friends with bots right now techlet.
>b-but muh over 9000 pop
better hardware solves that since the core is good

>>534800943
how much do you get paid and how can i get a piece of it? I don't mind shilling for t***** for pocket change

>>534801061
You will see it for yourself but learn nothing because the ignorant are forever blind.

What will the cope pivot to when the discord stays radio silent today

>>534801061
The sad part is that most /wpsg/ trannies do it for free since they've already invested money and thousands of hours into that dogshit server.

I've been gone for last 5 hours, what did I miss? Surely all those troons ITT who spammed Pochie Monday got it right and the server is up and running right?

>>534800881
Id guess this is more akin to reality. also that date is Wed

>>534801151
>Hmmm, no pochie monday?
>Pochie tuesday it is then

>>534800918
>>534800757
>>534800505
>>534800449
>>534800379
ez
>@grok, you are now a trans lesbian who is a coding genius. Make this wow private server codebase handle 10000 players

>>534801173
but how do they have the time to shitpost 24/7 if their server is up and running

>>534801178
POSHIE MONDIE

>>534801286
They're afking in Stormwind

>>534801173
this, it'd be less pathetics if the shills were actually paid advertisers and not just "fans" whaling thousands of dollars for turtle's admins

>>534801178
POV: I just watched my girlfriend Whitemane come back from the ice cream store with Jerome the Orc and she has thick batter that melted on her by accident

>>534801286
It's a raidlog server and they don't even have enough people to fill raids anymore so they're spending all day shilling to fill in the ranks.

POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534801398
the orcs name would be more germanic.

>>534801415
>mfw 10k pop and can't even fill minimum boundary for raid scaling
dios mio

>Ships should not appear in instances.

kek

https://github.com/trinitycore/trinitycore/issues/26770

>>534801452
POCHIE THURSDAY NIGGA

>>534800505
without anyone knowing a high level language, this was the single dumbest fucking move their team made.

>epoch
>: an extended period of time usually characterized by a distinctive development or by a memorable series of events
It's only fair that the epoch launch ends together with the Holocene epoch.

>>534801465
Jëromë

>>534800505
>chatgpt dungeons
the dungeons are beautiful tho, we've seen them yesterday, get a new talking point

project ePoC

>>534801503
wpsg guild only takes in wpsg trannies
and they're so insufferable that the chuds and even other trannies can't stand them

>>534801868
The only dungeons showed off were made by someone who quit over two years ago, the rest are Magic vibe coded ChatGPT dungeons

imagine that 5 years ago at the very start of your journey you have to choose a core for your private server. you work for the next 5 years on it. on launch you realise that the decision you made 5 years ago wasn't a very good one and you've spent 5 years going in the wrong direction. it's hard not to sympathise. it's like choosing a career path and spending 5 years in education only to realise you chose a dying profession

>>534801986
Not true at all. We have seen new areas made by new designers and they look very good.

>>534801503
It's more fun to play the game without joining a /vg/ guild, hearing about which tranny is dating which tranny over discord and if Becky is cheating on Alice gets old after awhile.

>>534802024
I see, that's why there's so much sympathy for artists after AI. It makes total sense.

>>534802024
sad

>>534801547
>There I saw one crab, which was aggroing at me, but at the same time ran along its route and did not pay attention to me, and I also saw a ship.
>I also saw a ship.

lmao imagine being in RFC and you're running back and just see a big ass ship chilling in the lava.

*cough* po....chie.....

>>534802024
>it's like choosing a career path and spending 5 years in education only to realise you chose a dying profession
That's what happened to the coders working on Epoch in real life and in Azeroth. Massive tech layoffs are happening weekly because they aren't needed anymore

Excited to play this weekend once the servers are back up! I think three weeks is the sweet spot, they already stated they are ready to launch so this week was just figuring out the last of the kinks and little bugs I bet.

>>534802024
The difference being that all the red flags were there from the start and Kaytoes willingly ignored them.
You can have the best custom content and scripting in the world, but if the core is shit and full of bugs it doesn't matter.

>>534802348
My prediction is never.

>>534801973
uhhhh

I think pochie mondayfags are retarded. It's OBVIOUSLY a pochie tuesdaychads situation.

>>534802227
>Massive tech layoffs are happening weekly because they aren't needed anymore
what proffesion is safe?

>>534802612
pochie.. never?

pochie 2026
*coughs up blood*

>>534802630
Onlyfans, twitch, YouTuber, tiktoker, etc. unironically

>>534802630
Blue collar work like plumbing, construction, etc. we're still years away from robots having enough coordination to do that work

>>534802558
don't worry anon, it's just soured milk

>>534802630
Social/mental health care bullshit, lots of pointless office jobs that need to be there because of human emotions and feefees.

>>534802795
Yeah, good luck working in construction for 30 years bro.

They think their scam server will launch at all.

>>534803002
damn bro is tuff

>>534803019
you can make good money off blue collar without breaking down your body if you're even a little smart

Pochie saturday!

bochi the pochie monday at my ferry, its a sign

>>534803183
>no longer tied to a real-world clock
they've been telling us from the very start

>>534802847
I'd slurp on some warm drae milk too

>>534803454
after the epoch fiasco i'm tempted to make a femorc on turtle fresh and just erp with every futa i see... shame they won't add draenei

>>534803183
Pochie 2 weeks ago!

If Epoch has 30k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has 100 players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has only one player then that is me. If Epoch has no players, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Epoch, then I am against the world.

>>534803718
Overwhelming whiteness.

Bring the fucking server up before I make a turtle account!

If Epoch has 60k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has 30k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has only 10k players then I am one of them. If Epoch has no players, then that means the server is down. If the world is against Epoch, then that's a JoJo reference.

>>534803578
y-yeah, shame

>>534802024
>you chose a dying profession
I feel this becoming irrelevant in few short years

Still no update btw bootlicker sissies

>>534801868
I never said they weren't good looking. I'm just saying that development is moving at a snail's pace because Kaytroon runs out of GPT Tokens daily.

have any of you heard of Turtle WoW? while waiting for epoch i was googling around for other private servers and people talked about this one and it looked really great. it even has some new content being released soon which looks really awesome. honestly im getting pretty hyped as it downloads is anyone else heard of this??

>>534804321
Yeah bro, here's their thread >>533586472

>no OP
>no game
How is this general allowed?

is today the day?

tvrtlebvlls own you fags
gona cry?

>>534804509
The game is real I played it

>>534804519
Monday is almost over and the team is still radio silent with two lines of code changed over the weekend, so no

>>534804509
chris metzen

Should I level as assa or sub rogue on the new fresh?

>>534804509
chris metzen

FUCK

>>534804674
>almost over
>currently 1:30 in London
?????
if anything it means their work day is almost over and they can actually do stuff with the server

>>534804321
too late, everyone who was on troontle moved to Azerotica

>>534804774
It's over...

>>534804774
LOL TURTLE WON HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

>>534804774
>it's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534804796
>13:30
>almost over
you wot m8?

>>534804774
ISRAEL?!!!11

>>534804774
imagine epoch content with the touch of ruski mir.

>>534804902
no real work ever gets done after lunch, it's all just standard workplace posturing and pretending you're closing shit out for the day

>>534804774
i knew this was fake instantly becasue that niggas ego is too big for this to ever happen.

Vibes are immaculate.

6 more sleeps to Ambershire

>>534804972
is real? isreal? israel?

>>534804989
They have actual real life jobs and they only work on the server after they finish

>>534804774
>19:13

nice try.

>>534805120
That really is the IDEAL female physique.

>>534804774
>it's real
p-poch- *flatlines*

>>534804509
chris.. metzen?

>>534804774
>an announcement this early
confirmed fake
maybe tomorrow, best we'll get today is some kind of "okay we are back and looking at our options" if anything

>>534805125
yes and if you read up the chain the original person I'm replying to said that Monday is almost over so I corrected them that it's only 1:30 in London at the moment. I'm not sure what semantics you're autistically focused on but you have yet to make any sort of "point"

>>534805120
I enjoy revisiting Turtle every now and then, but I have less than zero interest in a turtle fresh. Something about it just feels off.
If epoch doesn't release for months then I'll just go do something else with my time. No sense in burning myself out before epoch even launches.

>>534805125
>They have actual real life jobs
Half of them are in college or unemployment

>>534805125
Considering their intelligence they're fast food cooks or door dashers.

>>534802630
contracting, ain't no robots that can do my job anytime soon

EPOCH MONDAY

>>534805389
Imagine getting to fuck a twink programmer sissy with soft dainty hands like that, I bet Magic would be such a good bitch in bed while he moaned like a British fag telling me to shove his shit in lad it's comin 'ome.

>>534805573
you're supposed to look at the bunny faggot

>>534801178
This BITCH IN HEAT cant even eat icecream without covering herself in sweet goo

>>534804701
>>534804716
>chris metzen
Chris Metzen

>>534805687
I'm not gay I'm just pent up waiting for the launch announcement today

Gumo cuties!! What are you listening to while waiting for epog?

https://youtu.be/BI9Ue6JwJic?si=mkU3yrvYAHoT06Ti

>>534804774
Too drunk for this shit. Giving me heart palpitations

wanna play on the poch soon

>threads are slowing down now that more people are starting to realize we might be waiting until September/October
>dev team is still radio silent
>even the shitposters are starting to get bored
Is it actually over

>>534806325
pochi mondi

>>534806325
>Is it actually over
>Katawa Shoujo General #4041

>>534804774
I fucking WISH

>>534806325
The threads always pick up pace in the evening

>>534806514
Weren't they already in the 3000s like 10 years ago?

tvrtle: fresh
epoch: ???

>>534806325
it's 9am monday morning bud.

FOOKIN EPOOOOOOOOCH

0 sleepies until Pochie.

>>534806878
uhh it's 4pm and the missus is coming home soon

why would they do this

>>534806325
dont lose hope anon
not now

>>534806878
in blackmuttistan where hosting a private server gets you sent to guantanamo bay, meanwhile in the first world it's the middle of the afternoon

Does Bladestorm break out of snares?

Stealth launch any minute now friendos! Stay glued to your screens. Huzzah! Proch hype!

>>534806325
if we get an update it's gonna be in the afternoon

>>534806975
ignoring the part to the left where they are actually even higher number ahead? idiot

>>534807361
retard

LOG IN

>>534806885
me own fookin son, a fookin turtle shill

CAMOOOONNNNNNNN EEEEEEPOOOOOCCHHHHHIEEE!!! SKARRR SAM FACKING GAULSSSSS!!

2pm
no updates
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A FUCKING GAME

epoop isnt happening, get over it and fucking play turtle already
we waiting u

IT'S UP

ulmetrs lore:

>Developer Log - April 2025
>We wanted to take a moment to shoutout Github user ulmetrs who only 5 days ago appeared out of nowhere to shower us with new contributions to our open source Core

my goat

>>534807749
im playing a different game, i wouldnt play turtle even if it was the only wow server left on earth

>>534805956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5KwvTFXRQ

>>534807749
Hey fellow gamer! Can you share where I spend some money on this Turtle Wow? I hear you, eh.., TurtleWoW, may have some exclusive promotions running???

>>534807795
yeah you would sissy, you're addicted to classicslop. come eat your slop, little classicpiggy

>>534807786
the only nigga on the project who actually works. does he even have a discord?

>>534807867
quit projecting turtlefag

>>534807786
Mystery nigga.

>>534807876
even if epoch doesn't meet all my expectations the muzzzytv edits make me smile.

>>534807876
He's fucking dead.

kaytotes doesn't come home for like another two hours guys

>>534808167
What will your cope be in 5 more hours

>>534807749
Never. I am Aryan. The blood of SS Männer run through my veins. I will never stoop so low as to play such slavic transexual filth.
I stand for Epoch, I stand for the European race.

>>534808167
>kaytotes
forget him the only person i trust to fix anvilmar is kes. kaytotes needs to focus on replacing magic.

>>534808302
pochie tuesday

>>534808302
am I wrong?

>>534807946
cope + seethe

these gens devolved into tranny gooner threads

Let's start a /vg/ server. I'll be the ideas gal, I want
>wotlk+
>pvp realm
>high elves and goblins
>dalaranwow progression lock
>transmog
>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid drops
>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raids
>cata mounts as custom cheevo rewards/raid drops(think glory of the hero equivalent)

Kaytotes and 2 devs online, jannies all getting ready to control the flood gates. Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>534808364
>catchinig

>>534808424
they were AI slop gooner threads since day 1, not sure what the tranny part is though

>>534808456
I don't like Wrath so I don't want this

hopefully sanctuary will launch their fresh if epoch cancels or postpones a long time
I've played turtlehead a couple times, content is fine but it's run by a hive of scum and villainy
ascension is cool as well but not something I'm interested in beyond messing around a bit
I just want a nice server to call home
if I don't find that, I'm just not playing, simple as

>>534808482
katcheenig :''))

>>534808462
>2 devs
designers...

>>534808456
>wotlk+
You already failed at the first point, incredible

>>534807749
>we waiting u
yes saar thank you for doing the needful i will be showing soon

epoch is a psyop made by the people behind the wpsg guilds to lure unsuspecting people into joining them after they flopped it on purpose

>>534808546
>>534808648
WOTLK > TBC > Vanilla

>>534808864
Actually the definitive order is
TBC > Vanilla > Wrath

>>534808929
said no one ever

I would not be shocked at all if it came out in 2 years that Turtle sabotaged Epoch and paid for a bunch of illegal advertising during this period

>>534808864
Wrath is one of my least favorite xpacs in the entire series, it's above WoD and Shadowlands but that's it for me

>>534808929
Wrong. WOTLK is the uncontested king. Only nostalgiagoggle millennials prefer TBC or vanilla.

>>534808975
>illegal advertisement
I hate turdle but wtf is illegal advertisement

>>534808456
You are as bad at ideas as you are pretending to be a woman.

>>534808456
>vanilla with wotlk classes, level 60 cap
>pvp realm
>Helves, Draenei, Pandaren, Belfves, Goblins
>world and instances rebalanced for wotlk classes
>Epoch pvp systems (blood tokens, exp, pvp gear, pvp quests and objectives)
>you can leave your faction and be neutral and settle in neutral camps (gadgetzan, booty bay)
>Epoch profession ideas because why not, I wanna fish in lava

expansions killed wow.

>>534809028
You've played dogshit released after cata which itself was borderline unplayable so your opinion? idc

>>534809109
Paying people to shill without disclosing that they're paid for it obviously

vanilla > wotlk > mop > pee > poo > tbcaca

Impartially asking, why the fuck is this general still going?

EPOCH IN 30 MINUTES.
(Ghorast accept my friend request.)

so what did we think of this?

>>534809289
desperate troons living in a fantasy world where 'poch isn't a failure and will release soon and men can be women

>>534808456
the real server is:
>1.0-1.12.1 progressive
>0.25x xp rate
>0.25x profession rate
>pvp always on even in safe zones
>drop a portion of your gold when killed in pvp
>no addons
>no transmog or any of that shit

>>534809339
looks neat

>>534807749
Basically I'm just not gonna play on turdle
I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna play there is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>534809289
Because why not?

>>534809339
Its cool but not nearly enough

>>534809109
Nta but someone posted a fake donation site with ru ending claiming to be running charity ran by project epoch. So legally speaking literal fraud.

>>534809289
why wouldn't it be? server launched two weeks ago

>>534809289
What's wrong with it? We're just waiting for Project Epoch to release so we can play some WoW. It's a video game related general which discusses a video game so what's the problem?

>>534809339
looks cool but we needed more custom dungeons.

>>534809431
based post for once.

>>534809431
see you on the 17th 'pochlet

thoughts on chubby elves?

>>534809136
This one.
Also port over Kara and Zul'Aman.

>>534809601
thats obese

>>534809601
Better be because they are full of orc babies

>>534809601
more cushion for the pushin'

>>534809339
Made at least 2.5 years ago:
https://youtu.be/j6_aQZ-CJF8

I have a feeling Kaytotes is trying to completely forget about all this and move on with his life...

>>534809339
I did this instance on the betas, it was alright. I like the scenic exit, where you can jump down and swim to booty bay

I think the stealth launch could work if they keep the discord off and do it in the middle of the night.

>>534809752
S O V L

>>534809728
See this is what gets me. All these (4) dungeons were finished years ago. What have they been working on exactly?

>>534794879
why is she so sexo bros?

>>534808456
The only way I am ever playing tbc/wrath content again is if its reworked without flying

>>534809762
I like how the silence has made some schizophrenics hallucinate headcanons. Unironically step away from the server for a bit and do something else.

>Playing on Turtle while waiting.
>Furst time dungeon Horde dungeon Hellfire whatever the fuck. (Normally an Alliance player)
>Was like a 30 minute queue.
>Level 13 while everyone else is 15.
>Obvious E-couple Tank/Healer 2 man because of their gay names.
>Healer only moves by right click following the tank. Ignores everyone else in the party 100% of the time.
>Not even halfway through the dungeon the Hunter links damage meters in the chat and says I suck for not being top damage. Was about 16% of our total damage.
Nice server you got there Troondles.

STEALTH LAUNCH IN T-MINUS 11 HOURS
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN, POCHIES

>>534809876
whats wrong with flying?

Being denied epoch only makes me want it more

pochie today yippee

>>534809902
that's what you get for playing on the troon server

what if this whole thing is a ruse for a stealth launch

>>534809902
This never happened Eflop tranny

>>534809936
thats a cool shirt

>>534809902
we're all waiting for freshie, what the fuck are you doing playing a 5 year old server?

just woke up, any news?

>>534808456
>>wotlk+
retarded
>>pvp realm
good
>>high elves and goblins
good
>>dalaranwow progression lock
no idea what that is but progression of content is important
>>transmog
retarded
>>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid drops
retarded, P2P or get fucked
>>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raids
retarded
>>cata mounts as custom cheevo rewards/raid drops(think glory of the hero equivalent)
retarded

>>534810027
>turtle shill calling someone a tranny
lol, lmao even

>>534809902
this happened BTW I was the healslut

>>534809902
this is the average exp on turtle but normally you wait 2hrs foir any dungeob

>>534810109
yup

>>534809798
>stealth launch could work
stop talking about a stealth launch - it makes no sense. The queue bug has been fixed, the server population cap has been set. What the hell is the point of a stealth launch? From the looks of it, theyve got much more serious problems with the core

>>534809431
same but I will go straight to pochie if it ever comes back again

>>534809902
I was the hunter btw. This nigga SUCKED.

>she didn't play on dalaranwow
Opinion invalidated.

>>534810109
our grandma died

kaytoyes flew too close to the sun...

>>534810109
chris metzen
(not to be confused with Jackie Chan)

>>534810184
ask kaytotes. he wants the stealth launch, probably because he fears that too many players in one location will fuck the server.

>just woke up
>seems there's bunch of retards online at the same time
seems like I arrived just in time

>>534809898
Make me

>>534793046
in real life?

>>534810484
drink your coffee and buy some snacks.
the storm is coming.

P..Pochiee…

>>534810484
Missing Kes and that other guy then the testing can begin

>>534810484
without eredun and kes it literally doesn't matter, they never tested/launched without those 2 online

>>534793403
bvilt

>>534793046
GURUPOOCHIE!!!

>>534810643
for

I can't wait for today's testing and Kaytotes autism that causes him to manually turn off the servers on nice round numbers

>>534810484
>they are going to type a resignation post, word by word

how come y'all call turtle the tranny realm when it's so obvious most posters itt are trooning big time? care to explain, ladies?

give server now or else.. i don't like my patience being tested..

Still no Monday update btw bootlicking hrt sissies

>>534810797
no one actually plays turtle so the trannies come in here to falseflag as if they would play chad epoch if you are not a retard then that would be obvious

>>534810875
Trust the plan. Its coming.

>>534810797
/vg/ is a self-hating tranny board. uwu

>>534810797
I'm a tranny and I play on playing both. I will be a high elf holy paladin on turtle and a human holy paladin on Epoch :3

>>534810963
literally me on the left

>>534810109
The news is there are no news

AHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHILLED TURTLEWOW ON /EPOG/
I WAS JEALOUS OF THEIR POPULARITY AND I FORGOT ENVY WAS ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
AHHHHHH LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME

it's up guys

>>534810797
i normally post in other generals. i have a big feeling that this thread attracted a fuckload of trannies.

Its not flippin up

my dick is down

>>534807562
>me own son...joining Belerian

>>534811130
drama andy, good riddance

>>534811130
sad if true

It's 9 am plenty of Monday left

>>534811130
reminder this could all have been avoided by just launching a bunch of smaller realms on the intermin

>>534811312
>9am
It's 4pm already in the civilised world.

>>534810797
i want a boymoder trans gf

magic killed his granny wtf tht can't be true

Post what you think the next update will read like

>>534811402
Magic's biggest inspiration was Asmongold so he realized he could get out of his responsibilities by setting his grandma on fire.

>>534811396
>New Damascus
>civilized

>>534811401
i want a girlmoder cis bf

>>534811360
or saying
>come back in a month when we fix this shit
instead they choose to be lying faggots

>>534811130
I mean what do you expect when you promise the world (for free) to the community then fail to deliver in every way. Am I supposed to feel bad that you are so obviously inexperienced at something that you were unable to keep up with the lies when it actually came time to produce?

>a game's servers are up
>wHy R u PoStIn HeRe InStEaD oF pLaYiNg

>a game's servers are down
>wHy R u PoStIn HeRe, SeRvEr IsN't EvEn Up

does it even matter?

>>534811428
"You know what fuck you all"

It's not even lunch time yet, relax. Pochie is coming.

>>534811130
I don't care and this literal child probably did more harm than help.

they made it crystal clear they’d be chilling all weekend. Today’s the first day after the weekend - what the fuck update are you waiting for, you damn bastards? Are you completely out of your goddamn minds?

Don't care. Still holding out hope for Epoch and when it does come back up is when all the hype will pay off
https://youtu.be/rLMr9CsJHME?si=5ROpsbQjhDQ7t1iY

>>534811130
sauce? I can't find this anywhere

>>534811428
>whadap my niggas, shieet da server doe? goddaym mothafucka u all still waitin on dat shit? damn bro u jokin

>>534811645
If they post "we are still working come back friday" I'll actually be pretty happy

>>534811664
https://www.youtube.com/@magic_wow/posts

>>534811482
I heard he used Propane

its 3-4pm in europe there will updates soon
if they give the stealth launch another go its probably in 3 hours like the other launches

I waited more than 3 years for this, what's another couple of weeks? No idea why people are so impatient. Must be SoD refugees or Turtle Trolls or something, no other explanation makes sense. Just chill out and quit being toxic.

>>534811767
Kill yourself.

>>534811789
I miss him already.

>>534811396
eastern europoor doesn't count as civilized world

>>534810797
I just come and check once in a blue moon to see if epoch is up. Turtle truly is the superior realm until the devs of Epoch stop thinking that dealing with one troll = Everyone is a troll

>>534811130
Nice false flag, loony troony. Not falling for photoshopped bait anymore.

POCHIE TUESDAY HYPE

>>534811767
Not really. If you work on something for years and its still a disaster (and you choose to launch anyway), its going to remain a disaster post launch.

>>534811130
>we worked so hard to fix the servers, we really did, just know that we truly did our best to get them back up
>don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome of whatever becomes of project epoch
gotta be honest bros... this doesn't sound like the server will be up and running anytime soon

>>534811261
belARYAN

What if their new plan is to wait for all the tourists to fuck off to Ambershire and open the servers NEXT monday?

>>534811130
>losing 10 pounds trying to fix the server
this nigga is fat as fuck

why is it okay for turtle to purge annoying chuds but not for epoch?

>>534811130
Good riddance.

This server is never launching.
>losing 10 pounds in a week

lmfao, next you'll say the holocaust was real.

>>534811130
so isn't it in his best interest to finish the server?

>>534811923
>don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome
That just means he was useless or didn't do anything.

>>534812029
it's not a lie, if you believe it

Magic wasn't even doing anything for those two weeks he just came back in Friday to hype post

>>534811937
yep.
the SODomites will leave for turdle, while aryans are on epoch.

>>534811937
Yeah the 4D chess move to completely fuck the coding of the server and it's infrastructure to delay launch weeks was intentional

no update for at least another 12h

HUGE NEWS
>HUGE NEWS
HUGE NEWS
>HUGE NEWS
GET IN HERE

>>534811396
Is this russian for real?

>>534812217
Yay yay!!

>>534812217
real

pochie monday jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/OrDEiN

>>534810797
Take your coder socks and fuck off falseflagging troon.

>>534811130
> One of the servermaker is just a child who recently got off his pacifier

These are the times we live in

ACTUAL perfect server:

>Progression from Vanilla to WotLK
>Flying mounts disabled
>LFR disabled
wow, that was hard

>>534812486
>Progression from Vanilla to WotLK
YIKES

>>534812051
Apart from Ulmetrs, they're all scriptkiddies that just played with tswow and moved around some game assets.
Their whole approach to this thing was custom content first, server stuff later.
Turns out it's all pointless if they can't spin up a working server.

Where Eredun?

Been away since friday, anything of note happen?

>>534812563
he acked its over

>>534812217
>Not just replacing Gnomes with TERA's Elins.
Shit tastes.

>>534811789
magics_grandma.webm

>>534810512
It was advice not a command.

>>534812567
Magic and one of the discord jannies quit.

>>534812486
>wotlk
>LFR
?

>progression
Character specific progression like dalaran is better.

>>534812486
>expansion slop
nah

I just won't be touching Turtle and their p2w bullshit. It's that simple really.

But I literally cannot play on Turtle
they refuse to unban my iprange for the stupidest shit
pettiest fucking developer team I've ever encountered on the face of the planet. You know why I got ipranged banned? I said on world chat that Sheena is Torta and that she sells gold. Instant perma ban and iprange ban. Every ban appeal is ignored or is just obtuse shit like "we won't be reinstating your account" and not even going further than that. I've told them that they should just mute me from all chats and let me play the game but they're just that petty and won't let me play. FUCK TURTLE WOW AND SHEENA IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SUCK A NIGGER COCK YOU RUSSIAN SLUT I KNOW YOU HAVE MY IP SO JUST DOX ME ALREADY I DON'T CARE

>>534812757
I said that too...

>>534812734
Lil bro has cooked his brain, it's all a blur to him.

>>534812486
I'd rather cut my balls off than go through Outland again.

Day 17 of holding the front...

>>534812886
You will level in Zangarmarsh and enjoy it

>>534812217
>lalafells
>not Asuras
trash

>>534812827
>i rattled the hornets nest and got stung
fucking autistic retard.

>>534812827
do not question the supreme leader

>>534812938
fucking hell cryboomers are having hard time...

bring back ssslithering multi armed goddesses