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POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
>kaytotes on troondle discord
it's so over
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POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
bronzebeard is empty as fuck despite them shitting out tens of thousands of free invites
Pochie sisters we're so back!!!
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
I'm killing Van'Cleef TONIGHT.
>>534789090trying to shovel retoilet level scaling down vanilla/classic andies throat tends to do that.
>>534789161Pls don't he's a kino chungus and dindu nuffing
>>534789161*blocks your path*
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciuYTeu4Qc
>>534789328I'm joining Van'Cleef TONIGHT.
>>534789090Because it's not Classic+, it's just the old Ascension but with classes. I got an invite to Conquest of Azeroth and ended up dropping it for the same reason.
>>534788057I started playing pic related the day Epoch launched and then unlaunched after I realized it was going to take days to fix at minimum.
I'm now hooked, and might be kicking myself for believing all the lies the internet told me about this game. I'm taking my sweet time with it, thoroughly exploring every zone and all that.
It's rough around the edges, wears its influences on its sleeve, but there's soul here.
>>534789328Vanessa x shota pls
He must be plotting something
>>534789090Can you play Draenei on Bronzebeard?
It's been a couple of days. Do you guys think we'll get a silent launch today?
>>534789748>today0% chance
>tomorrow20% chance
>wednesday50% chance
>>534789748Certainly no launch. Maybe a quick 30 minute test as a sleep aid for Kaytotes.
>>534789393Take me back to the time when things were simpler....
>>53478974850/50
they may have figured out that having "stealth launch" in 2025 is pretty fucking hard.
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>>534789748POCHIE THURSDAY
i just wish they could let 5k play while they work on and figure out stuff. i'm a NEET so i'd just stay logged in
or maybe open another server and let 10k play (15k with gurucucks)
isnt their main issue just having more than 5k on one server?
ascension is so repulsive that makes me cheer for fucking russian scammers server. it's insane.
>supposed poochie monday
>still cant register
I was promised video games
>>534790150They're afraid of losing the hype. If they let a few thousand players get ahead, all the F R E S H fags will get mad and fuck off. Hell just look at all the drama over a few people getting to Lv15 with around 30 gold.
>AscendingCHADS literally win by doing nothing while thirdies seethe at login screens
>>534790326copium
their problem is that the servers are crashing every 2 minutes and they dont even know why
>>534790326who needs fresh fags? they got many times the people to fill the servers anyways
>>534790150>isnt their main issue just having more than 5k on one server?We don't know, they never really communicated very well if last Friday's server uptime was a crash or a test.
They've talked about opening multiple servers in the past, Kezan (#) but it seems lie they didn't have it.
5k was actually their goal, they said they aimed for 5k-7k because any more than that would just be retarded to play in.
I think they broke past the 5k milestone some time ago also, not sure how high the new number can go.
>>534790326yet they keep saying they didn't plan or want this much hype. wish they could be more transparent about what their goals are atm. i worry they may lose it all trying to hold on to more than they can carry
>>534790326Freshfags do not compromise that much of the server
kaytotes announce the death of pochie already and free these retarded fucking spergs obsessed with the server from their curse
>>534790458we have never experienced a "test" longer than 10 minutes :)
>>534790335>literally shill every single day handing out invites>doing nothingyou niggers are trying harder than shenna and failing horribly because you have 0 idea about what people want.
>>534790485they are lying, the shit doesn't work, simple as
>b-but it worked at launch without queuethey broke it
>b-but betathey broke it
>b-b-but they said it didn't crash, they took them down on purpose after 3 seconds of uptime!they're lying
>w-why would they lie?stupid
>>534790485>yet they keep saying they didn't plan or want this much hypeI feel like this narrative is a poorly told lie, they not only put out a trailer but if they really didn't want to cater to so many people. They always had the option so simply delaying the launch and citing several open launch breaking bugs that were on the GitHub.
they were aware for a long time how their discord was rapidly increasing.
Do I blame Kaytotes for wanting to cash in? No. But all this how was I to know shit. I feel like the signs were there.
>>534790642How much is Shenna paying you?
Can you get me in? I wanna be a payed shill too.
>>534790719i never mentioned turtle fucking schizo
>>534790485the mod that left summed it up:
kaytotes is too arrogant, he literally, -literally- said he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raids
>>534789894uuuhhhh it's still monday thoughbert
>>534790326Isn't that what they want/need?
>>534790869>he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raidsYet they take the server down when manlets can't finish their starting zone?
>>534791038Guess what race kaytotes plays.
Who was holding the gun to Magic's head forcing him to hardcore crunch for 2 weeks? Why is Kaytotes not getting flack for forcing his team to salvage his server so that he wouldn't have to hurt his own ego by admitting the launch would need to be delayed?
>>534791105They could just grin mobs or run up to elwyn
>>534791105Well he's a paladin main so not a dwarf nor gnome
>>534790869>he literally, -literally- said he doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't work. as long as the server can launch with at least 2 raidsProof - your ass.
All Magic said was that the team wasnt aiming for a huge ass server, but rather for a server for several hundred players and a couple raid teams.
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>>534791105>palafagEither human or undead.
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>>534791248>Well he's a paladin main so not a dwarf
>>534791380>paladinthat explains everything
this shits never launching boys
he's a certified retard
>>534791380>undead get paladin out of nowhere100% undead
>>534791468The fuck do you mean out of nowhere? People have been asking for Undead Paladin for almost 20 years.
>>534791282https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/POCHIE/
>>534791468Undead is really the only race on the horde you could give it to.
Classic + blurring the class faction locks makes sense, although really I wish to get it you had to rep grind a faction like wild hammer dwarves or a certain sect of undead paladins.
But I get that maybe is too hard to program in or just not possible.
I just want to feel the grass of Mulgore again bros...
Why does it feel like kaytotes hates every single last one of us?
>>534791652p-pochie... tuesday?
Why is the pochie Anon so cute
>>534791959it's a balding 40+ fat man
Pochie monday
Trvst the plvn
Sick of seeing Whitemane's gigantic ass everytime I browse /vg/ because of you retards
there is no plan
this thread is even more delusional than ksg
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where 'poch
>>534791959Pochie is a permanent part of /epog/ culture, deal with it.
>turtle troons still making shit up
people are literally everywhere, especially on low lvls
do you actually think anyone believes you? lol
>>534792396>/epog/Not a real game
Not a real thread
>>534790605> trying harder than shennaLiterally not possible, have you seen even one epog thread?
>eflop general is slow
Ooff.
I think your bot is broken dude
what is it about paladins
every other class just wants to "do their thing" but paladins have this enormous complex that ranges from clinical delusion to narcissism to socialsexual deviancy
every self-labeling paladin person needs to be the superb hero at everything in and out of game and just generates electrofagnetic radiation in perpetuity
>>534792857I just wanna seal twist man
/epog/ is dead
viva la sloppa
It's good that we finally gave up.
>>534792857It's the protagonist class. Everyone wants to be Arthas or Uther. These kinds of people are simply dull and lack imagination.
just saw a girl with massive fucking tits and white hair
I know what I'm jerking off to today
>>534792857>it is madPalabros won yet again.
>>534793026>t. Human Male Warrior
>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Male Human Ret Paladin
>>534793160Sorry I am not a quirky gay furry like you. I am a straight white male with healthy levels of testosterone.
Still no update and Monday is almost over btw bootlickers, what happened?
>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Female Draenei Holy Priest
>>534793249Its 10AM in UK...
>>534793286don't give up hope
>fantasy game
>can do literally anything
>Female Human Retribution Paladin
>>534793249>Monday is almost overOkay Kiwi.
is earth shield dispellable on epoch?
>>534792857I really don't know, if got a penny for every pala spergout in my groups id be rich. Once had pala tank + healer. Imagine my surprise when they destroy the whole grp over 1 disagreement. Grouping with ret pala mains on turtle is russian roulette. Gotta walk on eggshells. You never know when they explode/leave over the smallest thing.
>>534793403when can i play male human warrior on the horde side
>>534793249Monday is just starting, chink.
>>534792570The real game and thread have been defiled beyond recognition by degenerates like you.
Hopefully there will be an update when I wake up.
If Epoch worked I could've finally found a troon gf to rearrange my guts, I guess I'll have to stay single though since Magic the faggot's grandma's dog bursted into fire while eating his schoolwork.
>be me
>playing le epic fantasy mmo
>hmm... what to choose...
>Male Gnome Warlock
>yeah that sounds cool, I'll be so cool in game!!!!!!
>>5347939198 year old me did this in 2007
>>534793919this but unironically
>>534794027Summer is over soon, child.
>>534794162That guy is already 27 dude, face it you're old and out of touch
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>be me
>play a fantasy mmo
>decide to play a nigger
?
>>534791770Tauren paladin works better, also priest tauren is another one I hate
blizz didn't give taurens a cloth class for a reason.
source on magic's grandma being unshackled from the torment that is our existence?
>>534794224>black people have green skin and tusksOk hwite boy
>>53479421027 is too young to play wow. I've heard there's this game called "Hello Kitty Island" or something, you guys should try that instead.
Highest testosterone setup is Male Tauren Enhancement Shaman, change my view
>>534794224I thought Orcs were supposed to be Germanic barbarians, where did this whole orc=nigger thing come from?
>>534794458>high test>play a cow (vegetarian prey animal)lol
If you are not old, get the fuck out of my general.
>>534793598>>534794527She looks at me like that whenever I take off my pants to see my small meat
>>534794610>being a BULL>"low test"Are you stupid? (This is a rhetorical question, don't actually reply you fucking idiot)
>>534794560orcs are germanic barbarians? based
>>534794560When were Germans enslaved and raped by land owners to create halflings for better slaves and called the n word by royalty
>>534794940The Germans won and the Roman Empire long died long ago turning into the homosexual Italians of today
I'm doing a pull-up for every pochie post
>>534794713ok moo moo lmao
>xhey think xhey're playing today or even this month for that matter
>>534794859You don't actually believe the server is launching, right? It's FUBAR. We're only here to funpost.
I'm just gonna come out and say it, I am TIRED of the retarded Whitemane simps.
Yeah, using her as an op pic 2-3 times is fine, but it gets spammed every fucking day.
You retarded shripmdick losers should just fuck off already.
>>534794879I love my bully wife...
Stealth launch in 5 hours
Trust the plan
Magic only did bottom of the barrel work
Project is healthy
Kes is inside me
>>534795161but this is the whitemane general?
>>534795161>pluralit's only one incredibly autistic guy lol
>>534794224>Be me>Play a fantasy mmo>Decide to be a female night elf that fucks niggersUuh, what did she mean by this?
>>534795161Whitemane's ass is the mascot of Epoch lil gup, maybe Turtle is more your speed
>>534795250You know what, I can believe that.
>>534794224>be me want to be a girl in real life>play fantasy mmo>play female>constantly hear>WhY aRe YoU PlAyInG a GiRl?sigh
>TBC talents
>can't Shadowmeld Flight Form to reset every failed PK attempt
Gay
>>534794560>Orcs were supposed to be Germanic barbariansThey also have a lot of eastern barbarians, like mongols, and even samurais in WC3.
>where did this whole orc=nigger thing come from?American politics brainrot. Everything is about niggers for them.
>discord still closed down
>no updates yet
>>534793919People that don't like gnomes are low IQ.
>>534794560Extra credit made it mainstream, but it was a popular take on resetera and likely reddit as well long before that
>>534795464Only young insecure teenagers like "le bully me" smug girls.
You see yourself inferior to women because they get a lot of attention and you are just a weird boy.
But trust me kid, over some time it gets corrected, provided that you do go outside occasionally.
Eventually you realise that women are niggers, and they are literally just whatever.
Once you see that, these smug anime-style girl artworks on 4chan... they become incredibly cringe to you.
>>534795554We've called them apes on this site before /vg/ was created
>>534795086POCHIE
>POCHIEPOCHIE
>POCHIE
>>534794560Their dance is a nigger dance on both male and female so it's quite obvious.
>>534795449Kaytotes updat:
>woke up, had some boiled eggd and toast>showered and dressed>went to work at my full-time 9-5 job>its no 11am and I'm having a quick smoke break>I will be having a ham sandwich for lunch>in a few hours will be home and can maybe have a look at this server see if we can get it running>migjt be later>love u
>>534795361You cant shadowmeld in combat until wrath
>>534795848Guess what client we're on
>>534795694Too autistic to separate fantasy from reality?
>>534795819thank u kaytotes
>>534795771by that logic the draenei are indian
>>534795889Big cope. Reality influences what kind of fantasy appeals to you. We all know this.
>>534795957I mean they are invasive species...
Maybe the true pochie was the troons that ACKed along the way...
How exactly is turtle going to make a functioning UE5 client when a game like expedition 33 with at most 6 characters on the screen and flat textures with little to no interactivity runs like shit
>>534795957>Terrible drivers>Crashes vehicles oftenHmmmm
>>534796068That sounds like a you problem poorfag, works on my machine
>>534796068they just don't have turtle's master mind coders
>>534795984Just because I'm redpilled and a based gigachud that doesn't simp for women doesn't mean I will stop enjoying smug girl drawings you fucking autist
>>534795957>weird accents>weird gods>zero toilets in the exodarwelp
>>534795957Nah, they are gypsies
>>534795957>want to fuck Indian girls>want to fuck Draenei girls
>bald 30-something pimply limp dicked 110 pound white manchildren arguing in an mmo private server thread over who is the "bigger Chad"
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGS
I'm going to edge until the pochie servers come back up
>>534796068with chatgpt5 tuuto can do it
>>534796191It's about being lifepilled, ideology can't change anything.
As far as practicality goes, you are still a little sissy fag (like most chuds), that's why most of you guys goon to some very questionable shit.
>>534796356I've been doing this for two weeks now
do you guys hate transmen or just transwomen
>>534795424>>534794560>>534794224the only black race are trolls, they live in tribes and practice witchcraft and speak with a jamaican accent
>>534796458The only people that turn me on are trannies
>>534796458I hate liars and hypocrites.
>>534796520Favorite race?
fem Draenei Black Mageweave. I need it, ship it epoch.
>>534796458i hate ugly people if you are a cute girl or a cute boy then ill cum in your ass either way
>>534796462Wait, don't dworfs also live in tribes?
>>534796458You have to respect the absolute retardation it takes for a woman to attempt to be a man, mtf trannies are just mentally ill porn addicts
>>534796557I've came to all of them so any that are cute
In my town there are only 2 trannies and both of them are FTM. Nasty stuff really, they dress and get haircuts in ways that are quite stereotypical for men. They are a walking caricature of maleness, a walking halloween costume.
How do you pronounce "pochie"?
>>534796774Like epoch, but just move the e to the end
>>534796774Imagine NOKIA -N -A
P OKI E
>>534796787The bootlickers are starting to sweat, they were really hyping up this Monday announcement
>>534796876thursday at the earliest anything else is delusional
>>534796458I don't know which is which, but ftm I respect more than mtf. also ftm doesn't have the same reputation as mtf for some reason.
this is such fucking bullshit i asked this same how to pronounce pochie question and i didnt get a single you fucking retard stole my post
I don't really like people talking about sexual stuff and using bad language in the thread, can you not do that plaese thanks
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>no pochie
>bored
>try Waloria because it was supposed to be a "hidden gem"
>actually read the quest text
>contemplate suicide
>>534796774poke in pokemon
>>534797227Have this one on the house.
>>534797286Same when people started lust posting for that turtle wow biofemale I thought wow that's pretty gross.
do i understand correctly that if i die in deadmines as horde i will have to erp slow walk all the way back to org?
>>534793270yeah, I'd do her
>>534797518with soul of iron, i mean
I just thought of something. The real pruning was done to the spergs like magic/Inex..
The project is finally ready to launch.
>tfw love my skinny and frail wife
>but lust provoking images of thick women are fucking my lizard brain
Internet was a mistake. God forgive me lusting.
>>534797594yes and i will laugh at you every step
>>534797518Wouldn't the closest capital city be the Undercity?
>>534797320Anyone that says a server is a "hidden gem" on reddit is just stealth advertising their own private server because the launch failed for whatever reason and they're trying to salvage it, if you never heard of it before there's most likely a good reason
pochie is the only thing I want to play
I have already managed to play it for many hours
and now I'm just stuck waiting
it feels like a ruined orgasm
>>534797667oh yeah its actually not that bad, just a brisk walk through westfall, duskwoods and then to the zeppelin in stv
>>534797649Is it lizard brain or temptation from the devil?
Choose a worldview, you stupid nigger.
>>534797227Haha, you're like the guy who tell a joke, no one laughs, then the cool guy in the group says the same joke and everyone laughs
>>534797920You may as well just swim off the coast to Gromgol. I probably wouldn't do dungeons as HC myself, but I plan to try the explorers one.
>>534788935 (OP)I miss Sally terrorizing shotas
>>534798297But the thread didn't miss you, nigger.
>>534798084FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>534797227wrong, I'm the one who asked first MANY threads ago, you stole MY post
>>534798341I was actually wondering where that anon was
>it's now noon in europe and no update
ITS SO FUCKING OVER POOCHIEBROS
>>534798438gaytotes at work, trust the plan
>>534798432Thanks samefag. We really didn't detect you.
>>534798438obviously. you're all staring at a corpse while waiting on someone to pronounce the time of death. this shit is done.
>>534798227considering the highly congested launch and every area being densely packed with people, adding hours of mandatory grinding to every zone seems like a tough sell. You'd be hard pressed to even find a quiet corner to do any grinding outside of dungeon spam
>magic left
>the mod I forgot the name of left
>ulmetrs hasn't done a single push/revert in more than a day
It's dead.
>>534798438>>534798462They're all at work. The only person who didn't have a job quit the project on the weekend. His grandmother passed.
>>534798543How can it be a corpse when it was never alive?
what if turtle poached ulmetrs wouldnt that effectively kill this project?
What will be the next excuse when we get another update, place your bets. I'm guessing someone on the team's dog died by getting hit from a car so the entire team needs to take a break for a week to go to the funeral, also the dog received death threats on reddit.
People dissing Magic, but he pushed for AzerothCore and Kaytotes brushed him off and made him fix TC bugs for months.
I'd leave too if the leader was such a retard.
>>534798701"We're making some last minute adjustments to make sure everything goes according to plan, please bear with us while we prepare everything for the big day!"
>>534798501What a schizoid lmao
>>534798717>quality products>a private server you can't even play
I still don't understand why they decided to rush the release. Even in a hypothetical situation were the core wasn't crashing, 26/07/25 was fucking rushing it.
>>534798562Hmm. You're right anon. I could grind to level 8 and still take the challenge, but nerfing mob grinding on such a packed server would be a bad idea.
I'm not sure if I'd want to dungeon grind if the only dungeons that got massive overhauls are WC & DM.
At the same time, I'm too paranoid about crashes and hyper spawn to try a soul run.
>>534798717what the fuck is tauri legion
if you're gonna tell me its a legion private server i'm gonna split my sides
>>534798568>millons of dollars, at the minimum hundreds of thousands within your grasp if only you take your head out of your ass>rather get in the wage cagewhy are europeans so cucked?
>>534798816Frfr. People do miss the retarded fetishist fag who spams his very specific fetish.
I almost cried when he wasn't there.
>>534798673They already poached magic.
>>534798924i just do the soul run for fun to see how far i can get, it's a doomed prospect on a pvp server anyway. It's not like the character gets deleted so who cares
>>534798968Keep malding retard
>>534799110In this whole reply chain, there are only 2 guys, me and you.
You can tell me that I'm malding, but the 3rd guy will not magically spawn in there.
>>534798948It's a Legion private server that's been in development since Classic WoW started, it's still not even in beta yet so by the time they launch it Legion Classic might already be out
>>534798757>retarded boss wants things done "ethically" to appease their low t globohomo cult making life impossible for everyone else>it's irrelevant that we're already poaching someone else's IP ok chuds?!Absolutely disheartening, this is what having trannies at the helm of your project will do
totes has been on a 3-day bender and you expect him to do coding shit in the morning
>>534799307All he has to do is move the anvil mar building 5 cordinates lower.
>>534798901they said mostly because that's when the people already took their vacations
>>534798847>>>>500 updootsshit hilarious
This dude is shilling his own website in his "playing" category lol.
>>534798901Everyone in the dev team took PTO. Sometimes you can cancel it, but their boss probably bucked.
>it's totally coming!!
>just a couple more days!!!
>just hang in there a little longer
FUCK OFFFFF
TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH ALREADY
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO INCOMPETENT JUST TELL THE TRUTH SO PEOPLE STOP WAITING AROUND FOR NOTHING
>>534799490They can have free time the second they announce the project is delayed and take down the 26th playable thing on their website.
>>534799558>SO PEOPLE STOP WAITING AROUND FOR NOTHINGAre you literally just sitting with the game open trying to log in over and over? Why not go do literally anything else? If you're still actively waiting for this that's on you.
>>534796774Everything else is wrong
>>534799621Pochie anons have been spamming login for two full weeks
Bootlicker troons are your knees starting to shake? What happened to the announcement on Monday? Your time is almost up
>>534799734YES YOU FUCKING RETARD
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE HERE IS SO GOD DAMN DUMB. NO WONDER YOU THINK THE SERVER WILL COME BACK UP.
>>534798701Mercury was in retrograde.
>>534799558next 15 min test is probably on friday/saturday, who knows what drama they come up with next
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>>534799621>Are you literally just sitting with the game open trying to log in over and over?
>>534799734Yes the discord did in fact exist during that time.
>>534799734Yeah, he already left the Epoch team once before and they apparently had to pull him back in because shit started falling apart without him there.
>line go up again
the hype lives on
>>534799796>almost up>still 12 hours to gowe are only getting a shitty update today thoughever
>>534799814>>534799884sounds fake and gay just like that screenshot
>>534796774if you guys used sane language, you'd never have to ask stuff like this
>>534799884Magic is a retard and the team can survive without him.
>>534799975You can literally check the logs yourself retard, it's not a leak from some sekrit channel.
>>534799204actually I am still here
>>534798757was magic even alive in 2013?
How difficult can making a wow private server really be? It doesn't seems that hard to be honest.
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>>534800069We'll see about that.
Sorry for the late launch guys. Gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm sayin'?
>>534798948oh sweet summer anon, better start cranking those hips
dubs and totes had a pint at the pub
>>534800217Had they chosen to use Azeroth core or ported the entire code base to Unreal Engine 5. it would have been much easier, but kaytotes wanted full proprietary rights to his code.
>>534800217probably not hard unless your server needs to support thousands
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>>534800217make me a vanilla+tbc classes 3.3.5 server that can hold 7000 online by this friday, please
>>534798717>BrandomJamsThat nigga is just farming Ls on all the wow subreddits
>>534800217hosting one? easy as fuck
rewriting an archaic and broken core so you can hide and copyright all your chatgpt quests and dungeons? kinda complicated
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>pochie THURSDAY
pochie THURSDAY
>pochie THURSDAY
pochie THURSDAY
>>534788935 (OP)What are you going to do when this shit you are hyping for months is just yet the same fucking shit you have been mazed in for 20 years
>>534800534I'll just play something else, shitposting here is more fun than actually playing WoW
>>534800534the jews make me raid molten core once a year
>>534800525Nope! Wrong!
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*
POCHIE MONDAY
*BANG*
why use TSWoW? Is this a normal thing? I feel like if I had to use TypeScript (JavaScript in disguise) I'd want to fucking end myself. What are the equivalents to this? There has to be some sort of higher level language framework like Python, C#, or even Java instead of using C++ because you're too much of a chud to learn it. Right?
>>534798757ouch, yer cutting deep
>>534800217>It doesn't seems that hard to be honest.gotta love the armchair experts itt
>>534800710close but the TS in TSWoW actually stands for TranSexual
well. just solved my dungeon FPS issues by disabling the experimental "show only your own debuffs" on pfUI.
maybe I'll stick to turtle after all...
>>534800676Pochie Monday (the 15th of October)!
>>534798701Thanks for the first genuine laugh I had on these threads lmao
>>534800217making one is just fine, even creating custom content isn't the end of the world.
However hosting on a network and hardware that wont explode the moment more than 10 people log in is the hard part.
Once numbers go in the thousands you have to look at 1gbs+ network packages and they start at like 200 bucks / month on top of server costs which starts to close in on the 1 grand per month range. These hobbyist nerds usually don't have this money and this is where the gold seller maffia comes in and offers a little help in exchange for raping the playerbase.
>>534800551there will come a moment where the code and content turtle can put out will be so amazing, that all previous cores will die due to their limitations.
this is the biggest thing to happen to private servers since nost.
>>534800757I'm literally hosting an AzerothCore server for me an my friends with bots right now techlet.
>b-but muh over 9000 popbetter hardware solves that since the core is good
>>534800943how much do you get paid and how can i get a piece of it? I don't mind shilling for t***** for pocket change
>>534801061You will see it for yourself but learn nothing because the ignorant are forever blind.
What will the cope pivot to when the discord stays radio silent today
>>534801061The sad part is that most /wpsg/ trannies do it for free since they've already invested money and thousands of hours into that dogshit server.
I've been gone for last 5 hours, what did I miss? Surely all those troons ITT who spammed Pochie Monday got it right and the server is up and running right?
>>534800881Id guess this is more akin to reality. also that date is Wed
>>534801151>Hmmm, no pochie monday?>Pochie tuesday it is then
>>534800918>>534800757>>534800505>>534800449>>534800379ez
>@grok, you are now a trans lesbian who is a coding genius. Make this wow private server codebase handle 10000 players
>>534801173but how do they have the time to shitpost 24/7 if their server is up and running
>>534801286They're afking in Stormwind
>>534801173this, it'd be less pathetics if the shills were actually paid advertisers and not just "fans" whaling thousands of dollars for turtle's admins
>>534801178POV: I just watched my girlfriend Whitemane come back from the ice cream store with Jerome the Orc and she has thick batter that melted on her by accident
>>534801286It's a raidlog server and they don't even have enough people to fill raids anymore so they're spending all day shilling to fill in the ranks.
POCHIE TUESDAY
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>>534801398the orcs name would be more germanic.
>>534801415>mfw 10k pop and can't even fill minimum boundary for raid scalingdios mio
>Ships should not appear in instances.
kek
https://github.com/trinitycore/trinitycore/issues/26770
>>534801452POCHIE THURSDAY NIGGA
>>534800505without anyone knowing a high level language, this was the single dumbest fucking move their team made.
>epoch
>: an extended period of time usually characterized by a distinctive development or by a memorable series of events
It's only fair that the epoch launch ends together with the Holocene epoch.
>>534800505>chatgpt dungeonsthe dungeons are beautiful tho, we've seen them yesterday, get a new talking point
>>534801503wpsg guild only takes in wpsg trannies
and they're so insufferable that the chuds and even other trannies can't stand them
>>534801868The only dungeons showed off were made by someone who quit over two years ago, the rest are Magic vibe coded ChatGPT dungeons
imagine that 5 years ago at the very start of your journey you have to choose a core for your private server. you work for the next 5 years on it. on launch you realise that the decision you made 5 years ago wasn't a very good one and you've spent 5 years going in the wrong direction. it's hard not to sympathise. it's like choosing a career path and spending 5 years in education only to realise you chose a dying profession
>>534801986Not true at all. We have seen new areas made by new designers and they look very good.
>>534801503It's more fun to play the game without joining a /vg/ guild, hearing about which tranny is dating which tranny over discord and if Becky is cheating on Alice gets old after awhile.
>>534802024I see, that's why there's so much sympathy for artists after AI. It makes total sense.
>>534801547>There I saw one crab, which was aggroing at me, but at the same time ran along its route and did not pay attention to me, and I also saw a ship.>I also saw a ship.lmao imagine being in RFC and you're running back and just see a big ass ship chilling in the lava.
>>534802024>it's like choosing a career path and spending 5 years in education only to realise you chose a dying professionThat's what happened to the coders working on Epoch in real life and in Azeroth. Massive tech layoffs are happening weekly because they aren't needed anymore
Excited to play this weekend once the servers are back up! I think three weeks is the sweet spot, they already stated they are ready to launch so this week was just figuring out the last of the kinks and little bugs I bet.
>>534802024The difference being that all the red flags were there from the start and Kaytoes willingly ignored them.
You can have the best custom content and scripting in the world, but if the core is shit and full of bugs it doesn't matter.
>>534802348My prediction is never.
I think pochie mondayfags are retarded. It's OBVIOUSLY a pochie tuesdaychads situation.
>>534802227>Massive tech layoffs are happening weekly because they aren't needed anymorewhat proffesion is safe?
>>534802612pochie.. never?
pochie 2026
*coughs up blood*
>>534802630Onlyfans, twitch, YouTuber, tiktoker, etc. unironically
>>534802630Blue collar work like plumbing, construction, etc. we're still years away from robots having enough coordination to do that work
>>534802558don't worry anon, it's just soured milk
>>534802630Social/mental health care bullshit, lots of pointless office jobs that need to be there because of human emotions and feefees.
>>534802795Yeah, good luck working in construction for 30 years bro.
They think their scam server will launch at all.
>>534803002damn bro is tuff
>>534803019you can make good money off blue collar without breaking down your body if you're even a little smart
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Pochie saturday!
bochi the pochie monday at my ferry, its a sign
>>534803183>no longer tied to a real-world clockthey've been telling us from the very start
>>534802847I'd slurp on some warm drae milk too
>>534803454after the epoch fiasco i'm tempted to make a femorc on turtle fresh and just erp with every futa i see... shame they won't add draenei
>>534803183Pochie 2 weeks ago!
If Epoch has 30k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has 100 players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has only one player then that is me. If Epoch has no players, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Epoch, then I am against the world.
>>534803718Overwhelming whiteness.
Bring the fucking server up before I make a turtle account!
If Epoch has 60k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has 30k players, then I am one of them. If Epoch has only 10k players then I am one of them. If Epoch has no players, then that means the server is down. If the world is against Epoch, then that's a JoJo reference.
>>534802024>you chose a dying professionI feel this becoming irrelevant in few short years
Still no update btw bootlicker sissies
>>534801868I never said they weren't good looking. I'm just saying that development is moving at a snail's pace because Kaytroon runs out of GPT Tokens daily.
have any of you heard of Turtle WoW? while waiting for epoch i was googling around for other private servers and people talked about this one and it looked really great. it even has some new content being released soon which looks really awesome. honestly im getting pretty hyped as it downloads is anyone else heard of this??
>>534804321Yeah bro, here's their thread
>>533586472
>no OP
>no game
How is this general allowed?
tvrtlebvlls own you fags
gona cry?
>>534804509The game is real I played it
>>534804519Monday is almost over and the team is still radio silent with two lines of code changed over the weekend, so no
Should I level as assa or sub rogue on the new fresh?
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>>534804674>almost over>currently 1:30 in London?????
if anything it means their work day is almost over and they can actually do stuff with the server
>>534804321too late, everyone who was on troontle moved to Azerotica
>>534804774LOL TURTLE WON HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA
>>534804774>it's realAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534804796>13:30>almost overyou wot m8?
>>534804774imagine epoch content with the touch of ruski mir.
>>534804902no real work ever gets done after lunch, it's all just standard workplace posturing and pretending you're closing shit out for the day
>>534804774i knew this was fake instantly becasue that niggas ego is too big for this to ever happen.
6 more sleeps to Ambershire
>>534804972is real? isreal? israel?
>>534804989They have actual real life jobs and they only work on the server after they finish
>>534804774>19:13nice try.
>>534805120That really is the IDEAL female physique.
>>534804774>it's realp-poch- *flatlines*
>>534804509chris.. metzen?
>>534804774>an announcement this earlyconfirmed fake
maybe tomorrow, best we'll get today is some kind of "okay we are back and looking at our options" if anything
>>534805125yes and if you read up the chain the original person I'm replying to said that Monday is almost over so I corrected them that it's only 1:30 in London at the moment. I'm not sure what semantics you're autistically focused on but you have yet to make any sort of "point"
>>534805120I enjoy revisiting Turtle every now and then, but I have less than zero interest in a turtle fresh. Something about it just feels off.
If epoch doesn't release for months then I'll just go do something else with my time. No sense in burning myself out before epoch even launches.
>>534805125>They have actual real life jobsHalf of them are in college or unemployment
>>534805125Considering their intelligence they're fast food cooks or door dashers.
>>534802630contracting, ain't no robots that can do my job anytime soon
>>534805389Imagine getting to fuck a twink programmer sissy with soft dainty hands like that, I bet Magic would be such a good bitch in bed while he moaned like a British fag telling me to shove his shit in lad it's comin 'ome.
>>534805573you're supposed to look at the bunny faggot
>>534801178This BITCH IN HEAT cant even eat icecream without covering herself in sweet goo
>>534804701>>534804716>chris metzenChris Metzen
>>534805687I'm not gay I'm just pent up waiting for the launch announcement today
Gumo cuties!! What are you listening to while waiting for epog?
https://youtu.be/BI9Ue6JwJic?si=mkU3yrvYAHoT06Ti
>>534804774Too drunk for this shit. Giving me heart palpitations
wanna play on the poch soon
>threads are slowing down now that more people are starting to realize we might be waiting until September/October
>dev team is still radio silent
>even the shitposters are starting to get bored
Is it actually over
>>534806325>Is it actually over>Katawa Shoujo General #4041
>>534804774I fucking WISH
>>534806325The threads always pick up pace in the evening
>>534806514Weren't they already in the 3000s like 10 years ago?
>>534806325it's 9am monday morning bud.
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FOOKIN EPOOOOOOOOCH
>>534806878uhh it's 4pm and the missus is coming home soon
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why would they do this
>>534806325dont lose hope anon
not now
>>534806878in blackmuttistan where hosting a private server gets you sent to guantanamo bay, meanwhile in the first world it's the middle of the afternoon
Does Bladestorm break out of snares?
Stealth launch any minute now friendos! Stay glued to your screens. Huzzah! Proch hype!
>>534806325if we get an update it's gonna be in the afternoon
>>534806975ignoring the part to the left where they are actually even higher number ahead? idiot
>>534806885me own fookin son, a fookin turtle shill
CAMOOOONNNNNNNN EEEEEEPOOOOOCCHHHHHIEEE!!! SKARRR SAM FACKING GAULSSSSS!!
2pm
no updates
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A FUCKING GAME
epoop isnt happening, get over it and fucking play turtle already
we waiting u
ulmetrs lore:
>Developer Log - April 2025
>We wanted to take a moment to shoutout Github user ulmetrs who only 5 days ago appeared out of nowhere to shower us with new contributions to our open source Core
my goat
>>534807749im playing a different game, i wouldnt play turtle even if it was the only wow server left on earth
>>534805956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5KwvTFXRQ
>>534807749Hey fellow gamer! Can you share where I spend some money on this Turtle Wow? I hear you, eh.., TurtleWoW, may have some exclusive promotions running???
>>534807795yeah you would sissy, you're addicted to classicslop. come eat your slop, little classicpiggy
>>534807786the only nigga on the project who actually works. does he even have a discord?
>>534807867quit projecting turtlefag
>>534807786Mystery nigga.
>>534807876even if epoch doesn't meet all my expectations the muzzzytv edits make me smile.
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>>534807876He's fucking dead.
kaytotes doesn't come home for like another two hours guys
>>534808167What will your cope be in 5 more hours
>>534807749Never. I am Aryan. The blood of SS Männer run through my veins. I will never stoop so low as to play such slavic transexual filth.
I stand for Epoch, I stand for the European race.
>>534808167>kaytotesforget him the only person i trust to fix anvilmar is kes. kaytotes needs to focus on replacing magic.
>>534808302pochie tuesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_OaLQeOkZM
these gens devolved into tranny gooner threads
Let's start a /vg/ server. I'll be the ideas gal, I want
>wotlk+
>pvp realm
>high elves and goblins
>dalaranwow progression lock
>transmog
>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid drops
>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raids
>cata mounts as custom cheevo rewards/raid drops(think glory of the hero equivalent)
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Kaytotes and 2 devs online, jannies all getting ready to control the flood gates. Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.
>>534808424they were AI slop gooner threads since day 1, not sure what the tranny part is though
>>534808456I don't like Wrath so I don't want this
hopefully sanctuary will launch their fresh if epoch cancels or postpones a long time
I've played turtlehead a couple times, content is fine but it's run by a hive of scum and villainy
ascension is cool as well but not something I'm interested in beyond messing around a bit
I just want a nice server to call home
if I don't find that, I'm just not playing, simple as
>>534808482katcheenig :''))
>>534808462>2 devsdesigners...
>>534808456>wotlk+You already failed at the first point, incredible
>>534807749>we waiting uyes saar thank you for doing the needful i will be showing soon
epoch is a psyop made by the people behind the wpsg guilds to lure unsuspecting people into joining them after they flopped it on purpose
>>534808864Actually the definitive order is
TBC > Vanilla > Wrath
>>534808929said no one ever
I would not be shocked at all if it came out in 2 years that Turtle sabotaged Epoch and paid for a bunch of illegal advertising during this period
>>534808864Wrath is one of my least favorite xpacs in the entire series, it's above WoD and Shadowlands but that's it for me
>>534808929Wrong. WOTLK is the uncontested king. Only nostalgiagoggle millennials prefer TBC or vanilla.
>>534808975>illegal advertisementI hate turdle but wtf is illegal advertisement
>>534808456You are as bad at ideas as you are pretending to be a woman.
>>534808456>vanilla with wotlk classes, level 60 cap>pvp realm>Helves, Draenei, Pandaren, Belfves, Goblins>world and instances rebalanced for wotlk classes>Epoch pvp systems (blood tokens, exp, pvp gear, pvp quests and objectives)>you can leave your faction and be neutral and settle in neutral camps (gadgetzan, booty bay)>Epoch profession ideas because why not, I wanna fish in lava
>>534809028You've played dogshit released after cata which itself was borderline unplayable so your opinion? idc
>>534809109Paying people to shill without disclosing that they're paid for it obviously
vanilla > wotlk > mop > pee > poo > tbcaca
Impartially asking, why the fuck is this general still going?
EPOCH IN 30 MINUTES.
(Ghorast accept my friend request.)
so what did we think of this?
>>534809289desperate troons living in a fantasy world where 'poch isn't a failure and will release soon and men can be women
>>534808456the real server is:
>1.0-1.12.1 progressive>0.25x xp rate>0.25x profession rate>pvp always on even in safe zones>drop a portion of your gold when killed in pvp>no addons>no transmog or any of that shit
>>534807749Basically I'm just not gonna play on turdle
I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna play there is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>534809289Because why not?
>>534809339Its cool but not nearly enough
>>534809109Nta but someone posted a fake donation site with ru ending claiming to be running charity ran by project epoch. So legally speaking literal fraud.
>>534809289why wouldn't it be? server launched two weeks ago
>>534809289What's wrong with it? We're just waiting for Project Epoch to release so we can play some WoW. It's a video game related general which discusses a video game so what's the problem?
>>534809339looks cool but we needed more custom dungeons.
>>534809431based post for once.
>>534809431see you on the 17th 'pochlet
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thoughts on chubby elves?
>>534809136This one.
Also port over Kara and Zul'Aman.
>>534809601Better be because they are full of orc babies
>>534809601more cushion for the pushin'
>>534809339Made at least 2.5 years ago:
https://youtu.be/j6_aQZ-CJF8
I have a feeling Kaytotes is trying to completely forget about all this and move on with his life...
>>534809339I did this instance on the betas, it was alright. I like the scenic exit, where you can jump down and swim to booty bay
I think the stealth launch could work if they keep the discord off and do it in the middle of the night.
>>534809728See this is what gets me. All these (4) dungeons were finished years ago. What have they been working on exactly?
>>534794879why is she so sexo bros?
>>534808456The only way I am ever playing tbc/wrath content again is if its reworked without flying
>>534809762I like how the silence has made some schizophrenics hallucinate headcanons. Unironically step away from the server for a bit and do something else.
>Playing on Turtle while waiting.
>Furst time dungeon Horde dungeon Hellfire whatever the fuck. (Normally an Alliance player)
>Was like a 30 minute queue.
>Level 13 while everyone else is 15.
>Obvious E-couple Tank/Healer 2 man because of their gay names.
>Healer only moves by right click following the tank. Ignores everyone else in the party 100% of the time.
>Not even halfway through the dungeon the Hunter links damage meters in the chat and says I suck for not being top damage. Was about 16% of our total damage.
Nice server you got there Troondles.
STEALTH LAUNCH IN T-MINUS 11 HOURS
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN, POCHIES
>>534809876whats wrong with flying?
Being denied epoch only makes me want it more
>>534809902that's what you get for playing on the troon server
what if this whole thing is a ruse for a stealth launch
>>534809902This never happened Eflop tranny
>>534809936thats a cool shirt
>>534809902we're all waiting for freshie, what the fuck are you doing playing a 5 year old server?
>>534808456>>wotlk+retarded
>>pvp realmgood
>>high elves and goblinsgood
>>dalaranwow progression lockno idea what that is but progression of content is important
>>transmogretarded
>>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid dropsretarded, P2P or get fucked
>>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raidsretarded
>>cata mounts as custom cheevo rewards/raid drops(think glory of the hero equivalent)retarded
>>534810027>turtle shill calling someone a trannylol, lmao even
>>534809902this happened BTW I was the healslut
>>534809902this is the average exp on turtle but normally you wait 2hrs foir any dungeob
>>534809798>stealth launch could workstop talking about a stealth launch - it makes no sense. The queue bug has been fixed, the server population cap has been set. What the hell is the point of a stealth launch? From the looks of it, theyve got much more serious problems with the core
>>534809431same but I will go straight to pochie if it ever comes back again
>>534809902I was the hunter btw. This nigga SUCKED.
>she didn't play on dalaranwow
Opinion invalidated.
>>534810109our grandma died
kaytoyes flew too close to the sun...
>>534810109chris metzen
(not to be confused with Jackie Chan)
>>534810184ask kaytotes. he wants the stealth launch, probably because he fears that too many players in one location will fuck the server.
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>just woke up
>seems there's bunch of retards online at the same time
seems like I arrived just in time
>>534810484drink your coffee and buy some snacks.
the storm is coming.
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>>534810484Missing Kes and that other guy then the testing can begin
>>534810484without eredun and kes it literally doesn't matter, they never tested/launched without those 2 online
>>534793046GURUPOOCHIE!!!
I can't wait for today's testing and Kaytotes autism that causes him to manually turn off the servers on nice round numbers
>>534810484>they are going to type a resignation post, word by word
how come y'all call turtle the tranny realm when it's so obvious most posters itt are trooning big time? care to explain, ladies?
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give server now or else.. i don't like my patience being tested..
Still no Monday update btw bootlicking hrt sissies
>>534810797no one actually plays turtle so the trannies come in here to falseflag as if they would play chad epoch if you are not a retard then that would be obvious
>>534810875Trust the plan. Its coming.
>>534810797/vg/ is a self-hating tranny board. uwu
>>534810797I'm a tranny and I play on playing both. I will be a high elf holy paladin on turtle and a human holy paladin on Epoch :3
>>534810963literally me on the left
>>534810109The news is there are no news
AHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHILLED TURTLEWOW ON /EPOG/
I WAS JEALOUS OF THEIR POPULARITY AND I FORGOT ENVY WAS ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
AHHHHHH LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>>534810797i normally post in other generals. i have a big feeling that this thread attracted a fuckload of trannies.
>>534807562>me own son...joining Belerian
>>534811130drama andy, good riddance
It's 9 am plenty of Monday left
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>a general for a game you can't even play
>>534811130reminder this could all have been avoided by just launching a bunch of smaller realms on the intermin
>>534811312>9amIt's 4pm already in the civilised world.
>>534810797i want a boymoder trans gf
magic killed his granny wtf tht can't be true
Post what you think the next update will read like
>>534811402Magic's biggest inspiration was Asmongold so he realized he could get out of his responsibilities by setting his grandma on fire.
>>534811396>New Damascus>civilized
>>534811401i want a girlmoder cis bf
>>534811360or saying
>come back in a month when we fix this shitinstead they choose to be lying faggots
>>534811130I mean what do you expect when you promise the world (for free) to the community then fail to deliver in every way. Am I supposed to feel bad that you are so obviously inexperienced at something that you were unable to keep up with the lies when it actually came time to produce?
>a game's servers are up
>wHy R u PoStIn HeRe InStEaD oF pLaYiNg
>a game's servers are down
>wHy R u PoStIn HeRe, SeRvEr IsN't EvEn Up
does it even matter?
>>534811428"You know what fuck you all"
It's not even lunch time yet, relax. Pochie is coming.
>>534811130I don't care and this literal child probably did more harm than help.
they made it crystal clear they’d be chilling all weekend. Today’s the first day after the weekend - what the fuck update are you waiting for, you damn bastards? Are you completely out of your goddamn minds?
Don't care. Still holding out hope for Epoch and when it does come back up is when all the hype will pay off
https://youtu.be/rLMr9CsJHME?si=5ROpsbQjhDQ7t1iY
>>534811130sauce? I can't find this anywhere
>>534811428>whadap my niggas, shieet da server doe? goddaym mothafucka u all still waitin on dat shit? damn bro u jokin
>>534811645If they post "we are still working come back friday" I'll actually be pretty happy
>>534811664https://www.youtube.com/@magic_wow/posts
>>534811482I heard he used Propane
its 3-4pm in europe there will updates soon
if they give the stealth launch another go its probably in 3 hours like the other launches
I waited more than 3 years for this, what's another couple of weeks? No idea why people are so impatient. Must be SoD refugees or Turtle Trolls or something, no other explanation makes sense. Just chill out and quit being toxic.
>>534811767Kill yourself.
<TOXIC POSITIVITY WILL MAKE ME GOD>
>>534811789I miss him already.
>>534811396eastern europoor doesn't count as civilized world
>>534810797I just come and check once in a blue moon to see if epoch is up. Turtle truly is the superior realm until the devs of Epoch stop thinking that dealing with one troll = Everyone is a troll
>>534811130Nice false flag, loony troony. Not falling for photoshopped bait anymore.
POCHIE TUESDAY HYPE
>>534811767Not really. If you work on something for years and its still a disaster (and you choose to launch anyway), its going to remain a disaster post launch.
>>534811130>we worked so hard to fix the servers, we really did, just know that we truly did our best to get them back up>don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcome of whatever becomes of project epochgotta be honest bros... this doesn't sound like the server will be up and running anytime soon
What if their new plan is to wait for all the tourists to fuck off to Ambershire and open the servers NEXT monday?
>>534811130>losing 10 pounds trying to fix the serverthis nigga is fat as fuck
why is it okay for turtle to purge annoying chuds but not for epoch?
>>534811130Good riddance.
This server is never launching.
>losing 10 pounds in a weeklmfao, next you'll say the holocaust was real.
>>534811130so isn't it in his best interest to finish the server?
>>534811923>don't believe that me staying would have changed the outcomeThat just means he was useless or didn't do anything.
>>534812029it's not a lie, if you believe it
Magic wasn't even doing anything for those two weeks he just came back in Friday to hype post
>>534811937yep.
the SODomites will leave for turdle, while aryans are on epoch.
>>534811937Yeah the 4D chess move to completely fuck the coding of the server and it's infrastructure to delay launch weeks was intentional
no update for at least another 12h
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HUGE NEWS
>HUGE NEWS
HUGE NEWS
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>>534811396Is this russian for real?
pochie monday jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/OrDEiN
>>534810797Take your coder socks and fuck off falseflagging troon.
>>534811130> One of the servermaker is just a child who recently got off his pacifierThese are the times we live in
ACTUAL perfect server:
>Progression from Vanilla to WotLK
>Flying mounts disabled
>LFR disabled
wow, that was hard
>>534812486>Progression from Vanilla to WotLKYIKES
>>534812051Apart from Ulmetrs, they're all scriptkiddies that just played with tswow and moved around some game assets.
Their whole approach to this thing was custom content first, server stuff later.
Turns out it's all pointless if they can't spin up a working server.
Been away since friday, anything of note happen?
>>534812563he acked its over
>>534812217>Not just replacing Gnomes with TERA's Elins.Shit tastes.
>>534811789magics_grandma.webm
>>534810512It was advice not a command.
>>534812567Magic and one of the discord jannies quit.
>progression
Character specific progression like dalaran is better.
>>534812486>expansion slopnah
I just won't be touching Turtle and their p2w bullshit. It's that simple really.
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But I literally cannot play on Turtle
they refuse to unban my iprange for the stupidest shit
pettiest fucking developer team I've ever encountered on the face of the planet. You know why I got ipranged banned? I said on world chat that Sheena is Torta and that she sells gold. Instant perma ban and iprange ban. Every ban appeal is ignored or is just obtuse shit like "we won't be reinstating your account" and not even going further than that. I've told them that they should just mute me from all chats and let me play the game but they're just that petty and won't let me play. FUCK TURTLE WOW AND SHEENA IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SUCK A NIGGER COCK YOU RUSSIAN SLUT I KNOW YOU HAVE MY IP SO JUST DOX ME ALREADY I DON'T CARE
>>534812757I said that too...
>>534812734Lil bro has cooked his brain, it's all a blur to him.
>>534812486I'd rather cut my balls off than go through Outland again.
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Day 17 of holding the front...
>>534812886You will level in Zangarmarsh and enjoy it
>>534812217>lalafells>not Asurastrash
>>534812827>i rattled the hornets nest and got stungfucking autistic retard.
>>534812827do not question the supreme leader
>>534812938fucking hell cryboomers are having hard time...
bring back ssslithering multi armed goddesses
>>534812986I'D RATHER DIE THEN, FUCK THEM FOR CENSORING ME. YOU FUCKING SLAVE
>>534812886I'd rather go through Outland that turtle content
what flopped harder, gummys felmyst server or epoch?
>>534813129you know you can just do neither, right?
>>534813129piss from a dick being better than shit from a butt doesn't mean i want piss from a dick
>>534813059I get you're a retarded nigger, but you literally antagonize the owner and then cry censorship when they rightfully tell you to fuck off. You're spiritually a nigger, that's for sure.
>>534813183Felmyst pulled the plug an hour in. Epoch might soon, but they still lasted longer.
>please do not say these things
>say the things
>noooooo why banned
>>534813280Only a nigger has no freedom.
honeslty i'll probably play epoch for 2 hours then uninstall, nothing will beat the thread.
>>534813191>>534813227>just do molten core again, bro
People were getting banned this weekend for merely typing Epoch into chat. Regardless of context.
im gonna say MPREG in world chat at lvl 60
>>534813183>lasted 1 hour with 100 potential playersvs
>trying to unfuck a server with 60000 potential playersi feel like failing with so few players is way more embarrassing
>>534813418whats even your point anymore? you dont like any wow content so we should... play turtle? what are you even trying to say
>>534804774>3.3.5 turtleI would play it gladly. I also hope their new client will fix 1.12's problems
>>534812938Someone tell him about status trackers
120 FPS in turtle feels like 60 in epoch, fuck
>>534813391Ah you're one of those retards.
nowhere exists a list that clearly states the things that cannot be said
>>534813418Yes? That's all there really is to Classic once you hit 60 and did the whole leveling phase. What else even is there to do once you slave away to do easy raids people have done for 20 years?
>>534813504>you dont like any wow contentI just gave you a server of 3 wow expansions to play?
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
>>534813554So basically no difference to your eyes
>epoch down
>go to bbc+
>bbc+ now down
what am i meant to fucking do exactly??
>>534804774i would actually play a 3.3.5 turtle.
>>534811645damn bloody bastards.............
alright friends, how screwed is this pooch?
any hope?
Is Kaytotes sabotaging the server, so everyone leaves and he can sell the project to Ascension? Eredun, please don't let this happen.
>>534813751>>534813517sure if they fix the pvp
no the latest update does not fix the pvp
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>>534813684Anything past vanilla isnt really WoW
Prestige would be cool at 60 go back to 1, unlock some reward like one extra prof slot or higher base speed or sumthin
>>534813517What problems?
>>534812938what's the panel on the right? Can someone link the mod / addon?
>>534811987it's not okay for either to do that. it's rare for even blizzard to permaban chuds.
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>>534813797bloody benchods fr
>>534813810this would have been a good meme if it didnt have the LGBT part, now i can't post it in normie places
>>534813940https://github.com/Bennylavaa/Epoch-Autologin
>SHENNA IS EVIL RUSs-ACK
apologizee now
>>534813557You're worse than an animal if you don't want freedom. If even a bug put in a jar wants freedom to pursue everything he wants to, why shouldn't I have the same virtue?
I never said anything against the server rules, only against Sheena's personal cry-baby rules. It's censorship, not rule administering
>>534813932Being slow, unresponsive, and clunky as shit?
>>534813932SHE POSTED IT AGAIN
Can Kaytotes do a blizzlike WotLK server next?
Thanks.
>>534813625the 2 expansions I previously mentioned.
>>534814043? None of those things are true though?
>>534814043Is this like unironically scared cope? Not being mean genuine question. Like are you afraid to try it and find out its not true?
>>534814025Shenna was a chink all along?!?
>>534813998thanks but desu it sounds risky to trust the plugin with login data. Gonna pass after all.
>>534814035Thats what you get for playing on a corrupt russian scammer's server. Thats on you bud.
i see epoopers are still screeching about turtle in an angry violent rage. guess that means pochie monday didn't materialize?
>>534814136>>534814163Yeah you can't lie to me i'm leveling on turtle right now. You not noticing it because you're retarded boomers won't change it.
>>53481416399% of this thread played turtle at some point, we already know we dont like it
>>534814110just make one yourself it takes 30 minutes
>>534814110>expansion slop
>>534812827>does not know of VPNs2025 kids...
>>534814035she has the freedom to range ban you and make you seethe.
>>534814230Game runs perfectly for me at 120fps in 3440x1440
NEW UPDATE ON EPOCH HOOOOLY
WE ARE SO BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJtA5chKLg
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>>534814230>>534814236Just be honest with me for once in your life. You dont have to be like this.
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>>534814025there were some anons talking about shenna having pictures online
Are they real or were they bullshitting?
>>534814208it's literally just gluexml, there's no executable file or any remote calls, the only real risk is the fact that your password will get stored in plaintext in the wtf folder.
MagicWoW soon
trust the plan
>put on 10x experience on my SPP
>can't change it back to 1x
if Blizz isn't sending C&Ds, why not host a server in the US?
>>534814208>it's too risky to trust this fully open-source script with five lines of codeI hope you get actual malware for being such a dumb retard
>>534814379are you retarded
>>534814384Bs. None of his real images have ever leaked
>>534812938why does he look so grey?
>>534814230>Walk into slightly populated area.>Game dips down to ~15 FPS.The Turtle classic.
>>534814370nta, but my turtle account is from 2021 and i just don't like it.
>>534814517Why would they try to appease muttlanders and not the real people of the Earth found in Europe?
>>53481456290% of this general has been you faggots bringing up Turdle unprompted
>>534814437If you are logged onto turtle, do you think htey could read your epoch wtf file and get your epoch accname and password? Accounts are worth money.
>>534814163I played Turtle when it was still mostly RP based, sub 250 players and I saw my comfy SOVL turned into globohomo gook gopnik shithole with MTX andies everywhere, no more
>>534812938>200 viewersimpressive
>>534814517because usa internet infrastructure is fuck
15:30 in bongerland
expecting an update very very soon
>>534814504Can you post a webm of the "clunky" experience you're having? I posted turtle running fine here
>>534813932
>>534814230here you go nigger: https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks
setting up fixes + superwow yourself works better than the launcher. also nampower + snowfall.
>>534814517Blizz will 1000% flay them alive in the US.
>>534814593His enthusiasm. Gone.
>>534814656Please stop speaking like some edgy alt right kid
30 MINUTES TO LAUNCH
START BELIEVING
>>534814621>yuropSkin the color of Earth, more like
>>534814697The updates are usually much later in the day.
>>534814697night time update scheduled in about 4-5 hours
>>534814708A webm doesn't communicate the input lag and general feeling of the game, retard.
>>534814745suck my dick nigger tourist
>last commit was 3 days ago
>>534814764>launches>up for ten minutes and then gets taken offline againGot what we needed, thank you. :^)
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who dis
>>534814708Its scared tribal posters making shit up instead of actually just trying it and realizing it runs perfectly fine. They wont even try it unless Epoch shuts down, and thats still a maybe.
Until Eredun and Kes appear, don't expect anything. Get hype with the three are online at the same time.
>>534814780>(((new worlder))) seething about humansclassic
>>534814895Crogge...
It's over...
Another server taken over. Only Whitekidney can save us now. We are in the endgame.
>>534812938This is late-stage mental illness.
>>534814991they were online like 6-7 hours ago
>>534814991Does that hurt?
>>534814908If im gonna play in a funserver with custom shit and mtx everywhere like turtle i rather play on ascension's bronzebeard. Fuck your gay nigger tranny server filled with abusive power tripping ban happy mods and with an owner with a history of selling gold and geared accounts. Fuck you turtle shills.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
>>534814991dw, Crogge took over the project. Expect paid 60s...
>>534815159did the teacher give her a metal saw as a joke?
>>534814857It literally does show the lack of input delay, but you're right that you can't record your "general" complaint because it's all in your head. And you don't even have turtle installed and are just lying.
>>534814656been playing there since last december and can count on one hand the number of chink names i've run into. one of them was also my single suspected bot report during this time, which got an instant GM report telling me they will monitor, and noting the chink character name. the last holdout guild of chinks on this Turtle got banned in April when they got caught cheating in the new raid or something.
there are a lot of russians though, that's fo sho. along with every other sort of euro. i'd say the server currently is 35-55-10 US:Euro:Other. beaners went to their own fresh server back in April as well.
>>534815175play whatever you want, but turtle and bronzebeard are obviously nothing alike. epoch copied turtle so you really wanted to play turtle apparently. and this shit about the shop is so overblown it's ridiculous. it's absolutely not necessary to send a single cent playing turtle as there is zero P2W stuff there of any impact.
See you on Ambershire or maby on Tel'abim?
I'm just sad, that all the Dolls roll Alliance >.>
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>>534814632because your server is dead anon. this is called an intervention. it's time to get well.
what class should i roll on epoch?