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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Mini Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U - 8/17 (Sun) 19:00 (JST)
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:
[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:
Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

Chihiro, the comfiest wife.

>>534790056 (OP)
watch this get deleted in an hour or two

Yeah they're going to delete that OP pic

Well that was pretty cool and all but I still really don't like Saori at all.

>>534790170
>>534790207
the seia thread yesterday straight up had a visible nipple and it lasted the whole thread

Sex.
With Ibuki.

>>534790259
it was much more subtle though

>>534790056 (OP)
I can see the nipple

>>534790170
>>534790207
Not my problem

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

donatsu

>>534789409
Generally, pregnancy halos are used when the fetus isn't just that. The first instances you can find are all flat-stomach, but nowadays they tend to fall in line with the idea of canon. That is: if conscious, then halo

I somewhat agree that "immediately it's there" is lame, but also it's magic so w/e

>>534790056 (OP)
ദ്ദി(⩌𖥦⩌)

My precious desert rose.

Playing with Ibuki...

>>534790056 (OP)
Damn, that was fast.

>>534790323
having an instant pregnancy visual feedback is hot though

>>534790259
not really

I have completed my first ever torment
in mock but still, yipeeee

>>534790443
there is a SNITCH in THIS thread RIGHT NOW. be AWARE

i want to cum inside key
i want to knock key up

>>534790056 (OP)
BOO

So what caliber was sensei shot with?

>>534790491
it literally did you can go check it

>>534790547
yeah me

>>534790590
It also got deleted, like this one

>>534790291
fuck off back to /v/

>>534790519
I timed out lol

>>534790584
between "yes" and sorta
smaller than your pinkie
bigger than your piss

>>534790584
Retard just go check the wiki for her gun.

See? now we have a thread without an image thanks to the retarded nigger

>>534790631
yeah and it got deleted 6 hours in when the thread reached bump limit

>>534790584
9mm

>>534790056 (OP)
>waah waah why did this OP get deleted while the seia one gets to last the whole thread waah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7zDw5UFNo
I have come to the conclusion that this does indeed fuck. A great event theme.

>>534790761
not subtle enough

coom in doom
rope in hope

Toki reminds to have a nice day, Sensei.

Fubuki's anus...

>>534790784
fuck what?

>>534790671
>we

>>534790519
Kill yourself tranny

>>534790867
Hey

>>534790832
No...

Of all the picture you could've picked for the OP you picked the one that will be deleted.
> Inb4 yesterday thread with Seia
Who cares?

Uh oh melty.

momoi GET FUCKED

>>534790519
congrats

>>534790519
Good job buddy

>>534791121
how is she so based?

Wow some real organic posting.

>>534791158
RAPE OF THE UNCONSCIOUS

>>534790647
Should have solod it with Kirino

>>534791158
Sex.

>>534791158
sex

>>534791046
Yes?

What was OP? I need to know

BFWHTCYF
If anyone needs a UE50 sMidomo

>>534791141
>>534791115
I have now done a real run.
I actually used rio on sena so I fucked up and actually could've 2t but I don't mind this either.
I'm just happy. Now I can go to sleep after a long day

>>534791345
Someday it will be fixed.

>>534791627
>1
But why?

>>534791512
Y-you too

calm down /bag/

>>534791565
The OP was so filthy that I hope nobody has to live through seeing such rubbish again

>>534791787
Seia. I want to stretch your hole with my fist

>>534791627

You don't love her

>>534791787
I AM CALM I AM CALM

>>534791627
bro?

Nagisa Love~!

>>534791716
>>534791861
>>534791901
I do lessons for my favourite > purple areas in Schale > gold areas.
She never showed up in either area, and she hasn't shown up in my cafe either
If she wants pets she needs to show up!

>>534791729
Okay

>>534791627
>No watch
>bond 1

What is this shit, are you trying to brick people?

seia is an onahole

>>534791981
Your furniture?. Send

>>534791981
still weird that she never showed up on your cafe

I want to have sex with little girls

>>534790259
To be fair Seia looks like she is 11, she is extremly unerotic

>48XX
I can't believe I might get plat

>>534790087
The divorce did a number on her psyche.

>14XXX
Thanks extreme.

do i seriously gotta invest in this dog shit shimiko 30 mechanism piece and 12 wolfsegg so i can use the cover to block chokmah? no wonder nobody like shimiko. i already got her to 3 stars and this is how she repays me

>>534792418
fuck off fed

>>534792610
Um newfag retard, your bhosh?

New 100 bonds

>>534790647
>cSena and Atsuko
A bit overkill there, why not cSena and iMari for cheaper ex and occasional discount?

>>534792610
use jobber hoshino

Semi new sorry
Building a swimsuit team and while looking
I cant find any (tank) swimsuit students?
Do we not have any?

>>534792654
>Still no Hikari
Worse sister comfirmed
>Seia the only tea party summer without a 100
HAHAHAHA

>>534792610
Use Shizuko

>>534792741
swimsuit hosh

>>534792676
Sena doesn't sustain me and my Aru, they just die and it's not like I own kikyou. I did torment so why do I gaf

>>534792654
>no hikari 100 bond
huh?

>>534792654
We did this exact song and dance 12 hours ago

>>534792817
Awsome
Saving up then for her rerun (i hope kek)

Coom in Hasoom

>>534792654
Holy based, Mikachad I kneel

onahole

>3XX
>escort tommorow

Can't even catch a break with these accelerations.

>>534792654
>>534790832
Are you gonna get bond 100 say ah swimsuit on day one too?

>>534792650
>>534792704
nexon decided it's illegal for me to have b.hoshino so i couldn't get her after spending $350 on pakeji rolling for her this blufes

>>534792810
i did but i need two covers so i block the split and save the ballista. i'm having trouble getting enough dps

>>534792873
bigger

>>534792654
>no rei bond
Truly, the most cursed student

>>534792831
As time went on, people starting to realized that Nozomi was a superior sister all along.

>>534792926
If you're such a newfag you don't even have Kirino or them just don't do Chokmah, or better yet borrow bhosh and use juri boobs

My princesswife Mika

>>534793031
boring swimsuit

>>534792835
Ok
2 of them
Are they locked behind swimsuit only banners? Not sure how the system works

>>534792886
onahole wife

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>534792654
kikyou fags won
yukari and renge fags lost

>>534793031
I wanna lewd Mika with you.
>>534793147
Ass too small.

>>534792828
Nah, just checking because you should be able to comfily get the cat to at least last phase in only 1 team.

>Island populated entirely by women
>Fujo games are popular

yeah not unexpected

>>534793192
Silence >special

>>534793172
You lost. You can stop ritual posting now.

>>534793271
weird ass tranny

Fuck, those Kaede doujins by Leonat are way too hot.

>>534792610
Just do it. I did use Shi(miko and zuko) and beat 51 recently.

>>534793009
are you joking abou juri or there's some strategy using her for real?

i don't have enough dps to borrow hoshino and clear floor 55 i don't think. i'll try.

>>534793313
That sounds more bara than yaoi, did Black Suit fund this?

>>534793332
REF, HE'S GOING FOR BELOW THE BELT HITS AGAIN

>>534793454
>Akane
>Tranny
That would be Misaki or Haruka .

>>534793275
Okay well I don't so now what

>>534792926
>i need two covers
Just trigger groggy when he's doing that attack.

>>534792221
Wait, does some furniture attracts specific students? Is this why I have to play hide and seek with Yuzu hiding in one of closets I have every other time I pat my students?

>>534793510
>That sounds more bara than yaoi
Aris nearly witnessed a full gay sex scene

>>534793543
Why do you keep spewing this retarded meme when there's nothing tranny about them when c&c has been swallowed by trannylarpers entirely. Seems like mega fucking cope

>>534793271
>>534793543
fuck off back to /trash/, erp scum, nobody wants to post with a mentally ill freak

Remember that Aoi's event start this reset so don't waste AP too early

>>534793009
Eh, I don't think Juri can ever hope to reach the amount of DoT djSaori can do.
>>534792610
I don't think she needs much investment just to block the rock.
Anyway, what's your level? Do you have Reijo?

>>534793618
Yes, when you put down their furniture, they're more likely to appear.

>>534793676
check that image md5 on the archive, it's one of those weird SEAniggers

>>534793795
Shut up

>>534793618
>Wait, does some furniture attracts specific students?
Yes. Some furniture have that
>:D
sign that means some student can interact with it and will increase chances that student or students, since some furniture can be used by multiple students, will appear in your cafe. Like in pic rel, students using those chairs (and Himari using that vending machine) have increased chance to appear in my cafe.

>>534793831
Archive blocked my ip. I don't know why or what I did

>>534792906
3/3/3 is good enough though?

>>534793692
You mean to /v/? I never post on fucking /trash/ that's where you and your whole family belong.
>>534793676
I never posted this shit before until now. It's all about observation and those 2 fit being a troon perfectly. If you're so insightful about it you might be one yourself?

>>534790056 (OP)
>deleted
I bet you're the same brownoid who made the Seia thread yesterday and you thought it would be funny to use a similar image for the OP, right?

>>534793643
I HATE MILLENNIUM KERNEL LEVEL SPYWARE

>>534792906
Imagine if we start accelerating more aggresively and we'll be forced to do TA and JFD at the same time.

you WILL protect her robot tomorrow and then cock her dinner

I fucking hate south east Asia so bad. Why can't they just all be killed by an earthquake, the entire region of SEA
it'd making posting online so much more comfy. You'd lose a few nice artists but it's a worthy sacrifice

>>534794046
why no eeeeee TL?

>>534794071
americans are way worse though?

>>534794046
I will fuck avantgarde instead

>>534794151
decalolis will kidnap her and turn her into one of them

>>534794128
americans are just horny gooners, asians are bad posters and ESLs in general
they're also evil

>>534794071
Don't worry, soon you'll be posting in a safe and secure environment without any pesky SEA posters or any other dissenters.

>>534794128
Not really

>>534790056 (OP)
>deleted
I bet you're the same brownoid who made the Seia thread yesterday and you thought it would be funny to make another thread using a similar image for the OP, right?

Test

>>534794030
accelerating aggressively in Seia's vagina

>>534792915
Unfortunately, I don't think that will be possible. Not enough time.

>>534793972
>>534794256

>>534794313
>that url
lol

>>534792654
Now post the /bag/ 100 bonds

>>534794230
>>534794128
yeah but the thing is a lot of asian/SEA posters are actually FROM AMERICA

>>534794128
The audience of gachas is 80% SEA 19% indians and 1% europeans/americans.

Posting best cat/animal whatever. Waka can go fuck herself.

>>534794332
It is possible

AAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
FUCK
I FUCKING
AAAAAAAA
blue archive

>>534782305
>>534782876
I fell asleep but I dont want to get ahead of myself and speak too soon

>>534794589
>I fell asleep
you fucked up, everyone that was horny has cummed already

>>534794547
It baffles me but also makes me happy that even they got several doujins.

>>534793094
sMiyako is a standard pool banner so she can technically spook you on any banner. Her own banner will be rerun in January.
sHosh is an anniversary character and can only be gotten off anni/half-anni banners. She is also technically not a tank, as far as game-defined roles go, but she is tanky and a very good character to have overall.

>>534794668
>Kaede Ui Hiyori
I'm confident when I say /bag/ taste is trash.
>that random Shimiko
LOL.

>>534793926
Nigger tranny, stop avatarfagging and fuck off to your discord shithole

>>534794668
Why do you guys bully the Kayoko bond 100? He's posted her like twice and he's always missing from this stuff

>>534794589
I hope you get killed someday, annoying faggot

>>534794804
the affection cartel only accepts certain candidates. rest is ignored

>>534793590
that worked but i don't have enough damage still
>>534793814
yeah, but her hp is 17k so she dies in a volley so i can't really use her. it took me getting c.hare to t8 before she stopped dying to volley too

>>534794794
>>534794864
Why are SEA posters so mad?

>>534794668
Didn't know the Shimiko guy was a baggot. I had a feeling, but that's cool. I always attack him in pvp since he uses her and his team is dogshit
F if you reading this, you a real one

>>534794791
It's classic 4chan contrarianism to like the girls no one seriously does

>>534794804
>check
>it's real
What weird oversight on my part. Why didn't you point this out sooner? I'll update the rentry.

>>534794668
Soon there will be like 20 more

>>534794897
Because you are projecting, shit monkey

>>534794903
>baggot
Just say he's from /bag/, the term baggot means the guy is gay ERPer, a BA player but also a genuine gay faggot

>>534795003
Fuck off and stop trying to rewrite history, newfag. You'd always call someone else a baggot

>>534794930
what rentry?

>>534794965
You are mad brown and ESL, cope and sethe

>>534794878
Post your team

>>534794965
if I was a SEA, why would I be offensive to them and call you one?
you're not only a phone poster but also extremally stupid kek

>>534794878
>yeah, but her hp is 17k so she dies in a volley
She does her job then. You either use her for the extra target of volley or to block the fire.

>>534795003
That's unironically too much to type out, that's why baggot exists

>>534795069
https://rentry.org/affectionchecklog

>>534795070
>>534795087
oh no, nigger /trash/ posters have arrived

>>534795043
baggot is literally a mix of /bag/ and faggot
>>>/trash/ GTFO back to your board, stop trying to make your gay ERP term seem normal.

>>534795003
Why do people here love gaslighting so much?

>>534795003
>>534795204
Fuck off, they're just faggot, they will never be part of baggot.

>>534794791
>0 Haruna

>>534795204
You are so obviously fucking mad that people call out your retarded gay behaviours that you try to be as inflammatory as possible to annoy normal people and I have to say, you're a fucking loser dude
Unironically, get a life that doesn't involve trying to ragebait people all day because youre sick and tired of your retarded erp not being accepted

Why people act like there is something wrong with being gay?

>>534795342
There is

>>534795208
Because it's the favourite tranny tactics, astroturf and gaslight

>>534794541
With what? Gift pakeji can only be bought once per month, and crafting is completely random.
Even with infinite money you're not getting S.Seia to bond 100 that easily.

>this thread
Thanks for the steam release, John.

>>534795174
Kino

Uoh. Ibuki cunny.

>>534795342
There isn't, but a normie would probably assume you're gay if you watch anime and play anime games like Blue Archive so I don't see a reason why /bag/ would have something against it.

>>534795342
Leviticus 18:22

>>534795204
I don't get it, are you so new you are unaware "faggot" doesn't necessarily mean homosexual?

>>534795075
this plus borrowed shiroko terror. i put c.hare on shiroko terror and just cycle other stuff on wakamo for continual flower of divination. i used my clubs one s.saori today so i can't use it again so i've been using shiroko terror.
>>534795091
she dies in the first 30 seconds. i don't know if i'm using the right word with volley. it's the aoe attack that hits all the members reguarly. she just dies to it and so bringing her doesn't do anything.

>>534795478
Bed breaking sex with Ibuki.

>>534795540
Holy fucking retarded dogshit team

>>534795506
I will lie with Mari until she forgets god

>>534795174
Where's the funny graphs
Give me the funny graphs

>>534795342
Akane avatrafag is a subhuman who will defend faggots and he will defend his fellow tranny discord spammers

>>534794903
>I had a feeling
>still bullies him

>>534794385
Canada*

Just drop the act already monkey.

>>534795540
What stage are you trying to beat? Borrowing S.Saori makes this boss easy to progress, even for newcuties.
>>534795598
Why is SEA so mad?

>>534795540
Wait for the reset and try again with Saori, some of these characters don't do anything, you can replace sHanako, Hare, Wakamo and sShiroko

>>534795342
International Classification of Diseases recognized homosexuality as a mental disorder until 1990.

>>534795617
Never again.

>>534795342
Plana posters are definitely gay and horny

>>534795540
Oh you mean Reijo, I thought you're talking about Shimiko.
>Zero DoT
You're not even going to hit the dps check. You have to borrow djSaori

>>534795493
>normie
>you are gay if you watch anime, which is mainstream in America and Europe
>why /bag/ would have something against it
Go back, tourist

>>534795738
Well being bipolar isn't a disease. It's a mental condition and a disorder, so...yeah being gay isn't a disease

>>534795623
>Akane avatrafag
is he in the room with us now, schizo-kun?

>>534794930
fix the markdown for your table https://pastebin.com/raw/vg0hPite the line break before the Note is necessary by the way

I was wondering, whether the main way to ‚star-up‘ students is using Elephs/Eligma or by recruitment? I feel like mainly increasing a student‘s mystic by recruitment seems to be a rather ineffective process, so I‘m not sure, whether i should preferentially use Eligma instead.

>>534795342
Normal gays are fine. Then there are faggots like you that only exist to annoy other people. Also stop avatarfagging as plana and go back to your gay board you fucking freak

>>534795791
Nice projection, low IQ avatarfag

>>534795787
GIVE ME THE FUNNY GRAPHS NOW

>>534795342
I can tell you from experience, there is a thin line between playing BA and being gay.

weird baits

>>534795787
You lazy bitch

>>534795839
>immediately stops Akaneposting when he gets called out for defending gay ERP
lol, lmao even, nice tranny lingo btw

>>534795857
I think using eligma is the usual main way

>>534795854
Thanks

>>534795598
my other students literally just die in the first 30 seconds without doing anything at all. i can't really help it cause i don't have any of the other meta students.
>>534795727
>>534795735
i cleared stage 54 and am trying 55.

i got reiji and 3 star chise but like i said they both just die in the first 30 seconds cause they got 17k hp even c.hare only survive with 5% hp after the aoe attack when i upgraded the pin to tier8.

>>534795865
>posts Kokona
>dares to call me a fucking freak

>think wakamo's design is goodand I'd like her
>see her ingame
>stutterring retard
>has a butterface
>constantly jobs
I haven't been disappointed like that in a long time. Please keep the mask on and stay silent, wakamo.

>>534796076
What are you borrowing?

>>534796012
Peak Sea Hours, mainland and south asian pajeets are awake

>thread acts like Koharu
>breaks down when they finally meet a Hanako

>>534795540
>>534796076
which student from your team deals DoT dmg to beat that chokmah?

>>534795857
For 1/*2*, you just passively wait as you roll and get their elephs + farming them through hard stage nodes. There shouldn't be any rush to unlock their mystic.
For 3*, you just unlock their mystic when you need to with eligma.

Looks like the Otogi avatarfag and his boyfriends are back with the usual baits and shitposting

>>534796202
Meeting Hanako would only result in my cock breaking down

>>534796076
You can use Mina or riding Shiroko to debuff attack.

>>534796202
>(1)
alzheimer sensei..

>>534795857
When you get a rate up student you get a bonus 70 eleph in addition to the base 30 for 100 total which allows you to 4* immediately.

>>534795950
>>534796024
You have access to the data, you stare at a screen for several hours and do it.

you were supposed to remind me to pet what the fuck are you doing /bag/

>>534796202
> breaks down
> against a glass cannon
Lmao, ok sure faggot.

>>534796283
nah, the guy's from america and he is asleep at this time

>>534795342
To be honest, femboys' anal are so good

>>534796486
scroll up

>>534796460
Fuck off.

Would you buy this?

>>534796460
>what the fuck are you doing /bag/
My students.

>>534796114
Posting Kokona just means he’s straight

>>534796486
>from america
I am
>he is asleep at this time
I'm an insomniac and I work from home, I start at 6. But that's the monkey who really like to talk about me lately

Sensei you're off your rocker again.

Now we only need the Serinafag to remind us to take our meds and the gang would be all complete

>>534796789
how much is that on real money

>>534797000
$130

Hikari secondaries...

>>534796192
shiroko terror. i have to wait for the reset for s.saori
>>534796294
i'll keep mina in mind but i don't have resources to pour into her and reijo to make them work.
>>534796208
part-time juri does

To be completely honest with you, I want these two in my bed.

>>534797121
>Shiroko
>Kisaki
I see you got really lucky with your pulls

>>534797000
>real money
there's no such thing as real money. money is human concept

>>534797060
$1/kg for me

>>534796463
Do you really think /bag/ has the resolve to push through Hanako-chan's extremely forward methods? Mortal men have fallen for uglier women throughout history, even worse, some knocking them up. Touch starved anons are going to fight an uphill battle on the day of retribution.
>>534796291
You know it
>>534796327
Huh?

>>534797121
>w-why do you even have part time Juri?

>>534796741
You don't even know when the monkey is active so you're a definitely a tourist, and how you love to mention the schizo when someone calls you out is proof enough that you're a faggot who can't admit that only comes here to shit up our threads for fun. And the most pathetic part is that you also pretend to be American like the schizo did, fucking kek

>>534797113
I wouldn't be too smug about just having 2 bond 100s

>>534796202
>

>>534797410
Better than none, kek
hikari is for meta secondaries, admit it

This is what happens when /bag/ gets pent up and can't goon
They stay mad

Later dorks.

>>534797547
I know there are 'people' ITT that lust over that, and I want to fucking bash their face in with a hammer for that.

>>534797629
lol umad

>>534797547
God, they are adorable
Sensei needs to spoil them more

>>534797629
sure thing big guy

>>534797629
Aggressively brown, what's wrong with your brain chemistry?

Are you done, monkey?

>Telling people to just go home and buy online
I love this wagie so much.

>>534797629
Based, they hated him for speaking the truth

>>534797629
Shuro is pretty sexy.

.>>534797397
>you're a definitely a tourist
I'm the 100 affection Kanna that you can see my progress on the reentry
> you love to mention the schizo when someone calls you out
You can't find an instance beyond this thread where I even knowledge you
>And the most pathetic part is that you also pretend to be American like the schizo did
Stick to other fanfics you push

>>534797824
Her beta design was sexier though

>>534797834
Damn it's Joe Biden sensei

>>534797878
It absolutely wasn't.

Jesus Christ, do you people need to bite every bait?

>>534797834
based

Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>>534797629
>I know there are 'people' ITT that lust over that
Really?

>>534797294
Do you seriously think we're full of anime harem MC or something? /bag/ is full of angry boomers, someone like Hanako would looks like someone trying too hard, which is extremely off-putting in practice.
I can assure you, /bag/gots have better standards than that.

>>534797834
holy based

>>534797246
lucky sometimes unlucky other times. i'm at 2k rolls and i got kisaki at 1700 rolls
>>534797305
i need her smile in my life

>>534797978
>

A small piece of info for newfags when it comes to baits/low quality posts.

>>534797834
Based but also fat

>>534797834
I'm not even paying attention to the shit flinging but I think hand posting is hilarious

which one /bag/?

>>534797834
It's time, Sensei.

>>534797824
EROTIC

>>534797834
watch him move the goalposts somehow and say that doesn't count

>>534797834
>sausage fingers
Yep, it's american alright

>>534797978
Bite Mari feet

>>534798082
>>534798115
>>534798143
I'm 190 stop

>>534797834
>organ donor

>>534797834
I don't even want to read what you were fighting about but Based

I'm going to say it.
Veritas, cut the recording.

>>534798024
Stop reposting this obvious fake screenshot. No human amongst 8 billion people talks like that.

>>534798110
Later, maybe

>>534798169
190 kilos damn murrica

>>534798249
>No human amongst 8 billion people talks like that.
>implying they're human

I'm gonna do it /bag/ don't hold me back. I'm really gonna do it. I'm gonn

>>534798169
Height?

>>534797824
I am going mad waiting for Shuro, I need her so badly

>>534798110
Community hub

>>534798335
Not answering

>>534798335
No, width

>>534798110
Just say it. Let it out of your chest. The game is terrible, raid is terrible, pvp is terrible, acceleration is terrible, gacha rate is terrible, story is so so

so question before i throw wakamo out a window
how were you supposed to clear some of these events when drastically under leveled?
were you just bricked?
this valentines event is pretty hard bros
apparently i need to clear it to enjoy some of the story?

>>534798448
That's a weird seia pic

Just finished the hyakka summer event in the archive. Is there any benefit to actually clearing out all ofthe conquest enemies and fields or is it all just absolutely worthless 20/50k credit rewards?

>>534797834
Why are you so old

>>534798527
That's German Seia

>>534798514
I just stacked Himari and Ako on Iori and hoped for her to crit.

>>534798565
I just finished for completion autism during a dead week. I think you need about 120-130AP per area

>>534798514
>how were you supposed to clear some of these events when drastically under leveled?
That's the funny thing. Apparently the story in the actual event & errun wasn't locked behind combat stages, you could just farm what you wanted to. Nexon for some reason just decided to absolutely fuck over newfags by locking the ending behind this stage.

>>534798710
They were supposed to make it easier but someone said they even bumped Wakamo's HP.

>>534798514
you can probably youtube search the story to see what's said if you can't complete it.

>>534798824
>>534798710
Jhon Nexon himself shot my dog
this is bullshit
>>534798915
while true. it feels like a shortcut.

i wanna cuddle with miyako so bad.

>>534797997
Unless you are seriously a 4/10 or less, Hanako would definitely fuck you up. She's a very effective flirt and that alone is an incredibly powerful tool to get you to do almost anything. This is why women made effective spies throughout history. Unless anon is a genuine homosexual, i really don't think any anon would be able to stay no to her advances even if she will fold in the end because of course she would that's part of her gimmick

what IS pyroxene and why are my students addicted to it?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133728180
i want to rub key thighs

>>534797834
That still doesn't explain why you come here to shitpost if you hate this site or /bag/ so much. It's pretty sad and pathetic for someone your age to act like a 12-year-old

>>534799093
most obvious meme answer is that it represents our cum

>>534799093
No one knows.

>>534799093
A potent mind altering drug that sensei is using to make all students dependent on him. Why else do you think everybody is hanging on his dick? And the "tactics buff" he gives them is just making students he fights with stop having withdrawal syndrome.

>>534799070
>She's a very effective flirt
Citation needed, Hanako spilled her spaghetti all over during that valentine. And she didn't exactly break Sensei during the summer momo either.
Once her first trick ended in failure, Hanako folds like a pile of papers.
>Unless you are seriously a 4/10
Rude, I might be a 3.95, but that doesn't mean I will lose to Hanako of all people. Even autists like Sena are more effective.

>>534799234
I'm still not buying your Germanium bracelets

I find it really cruel putting 2x normal and Juri's event at the same time. I need T9 equipment but I also need materials from the event.

i do wonder if hanako will ever actually try to be as straight forward with sensei like with miyako, mika etc... and not fold

>

>Hanako folds
I rape her
>Hanako doesn't fold
She rapes me
It's a win-win situation

>that pathetic shift in tone when he can't disprove him being american anymore
Yeah I can't watch this anymore
Have a good day /bag/

>>534799480
didn't know poker worked like that

I don't want to go to work today

>fold
Which student would double down?

>>534793192
>even Kikyou has superior numbers to Seia
Not looking good for our secondary accusations, Seiabros

>>534799340
I remember only one person making those
>you must hate this place
accusations. It's that
>/bag/ is my only place for social interaction
schizo.

>>534799591
Kisaki

>>534799565
Same. I'm thinking of looking for an easier job, I already make enough money.
I just want to look at my cute PNGs all day.

>>534799340
Well, yes, I'm trying to finish my last Torment clear and was trying to get a better score. Not gonna pause the game to check the post and risk the app crashing while I'm still on Kurokage phase 2. Don't be afraid of tagging my post

>>534799591
Ako and lose terribly.

i like how miyako is the only one out of the bunch in soras mini story that actually wants to spend time with sensei.

Sensei and Hanako wouldn't make a good couple, both are passive aggressive. Miyako on the other hand would get along with sensei because she can lead sensei when he's indecisive.

>>534799784
Whiter senseis than most.

>>534799565
You'll go anyways

>>534799940
Sorry, I like Hanako more.

Mama Makoto

We're being invaded by Miyakord.

>>534799940
based

miyako..
pretty..

New player here, is there any particular reason why Mika is the most loved student by the Japanese players?

Mika is just too sexy

ʰᵉʸ

> new
You are not fooling anyone.

>>534799947
NTA, but everyone still gotta go to work no matter how much they hate it. Bills ain't gonna pay themselves, ya know. Especially if you're living alone

miyako rape

I love students like Miyako the most

I'm done with your shit Miyako you're going to detention

>

>>534799303
Sensei is an enigma, he's one step away from being a gigachad. My beliefs come from the decades of of experience with anons and it's rare for one anon to be as great as sensei is. It's always been a neat thought experiment of mines imagining how the different nerdy personalities would fare against her. Like, you're just a random dude and you get put in sensei's shoes, you don't have his greatness backing you up, would she still be the same despite you being the opposite sex? She's a mega pervert around girls but even in the story she holds back just a little with sensei. There is always random complaints about how anon would totally fuck Hanako if they were being teased or complain about sensei avoiding her advances. Now I'm just rambling i should go to bed...

I'm Miyako now

miyako loves sensei the most

>>534800116
Holy assed

>>534800349
lol you're gay for sensei now

We hate adults here

>>534800402
I'm Sensei now

>>534800116
>>534800372
Holy Mika

Why is it that Miyakospam is fine but then just post Pina ONE time and you get immediately called out

>>534800372
The assiest

>>534800469
cause no one actually likes pina

>Nekomata student suddenly sits on your laps just as the vile cath palug enters your room
What do?

>>534800458
Lol you're old

>>534800114
The first time high bond was incentivized was when Bond 50 gave the highest dmg bonus against the Shiroko Terror raid. Few months later, bond titles were announced and many people had bond 50 Mikas.

>>534800461
I got one of your bans because we share the same local cell tower
I'm coming for you and your AC, pendejo

i see i entered the thread at a bad time

>>534800471
And the sexiest princess.

>>534794547
I like how everyone agrees that she is the best one of the group

this should be miyakos next alt. stop being gay nexon

My princesswife Mika

>>534800280
Even if I am in Sensei's shoes I wouldn't like that kind of advances either. Hanako is best when she's honest of her feelings. The Teasing Hanako persona just feels fake.

>>534800471
Mika's assets

>>534800610
What countries? Since 4gay is gone, he probably abuses routers to deal with schizophrenia

>>534800697
this

>>534799995
I can't wait for the zoo!

>>534800469
Since Pina rarely gets posted, whenever someone posts a picture of her, you'll always see at least one anon saying 'Pina spam.' So yeah, that's the joke

>>534800706
Forgot image

>>534800756
AZ lmao

You now remember Mai

enough with pinaspam

>>534800631
For Nagisa

>>534800821
They made another one!?

mari let me smell your feet!

>>534800884
Is that the other Kronos girl or that other Plum Blossom girl that got name-dropped but hasn't shown up...

>>534800469
Have you seen S.Miyako figurine? I'm not Miyako fan but damn that thing is perfect. Meanwhile where's Pina figurine?

Watch her

>>534800980
The former

>>534800114
Read the story

>>534800610
Why did this make me laugh?

>>534800868
as in azerbaijan or Arizona?

>>534800868
Scatmonkey is...Arizonan??

>>534800114
Poor Rei
Lmao Hikari

>>534800550
Ditch both the ugly nekomata and vile cath palug. Spend the day making love with (You)r canon pink wife instead.

>>534801268
but my canon pink wife is mika.

>>534800868
Holy shit
Make me some plov

>>534800993
its too early in the morning for mika faps

i hope we get some triple mission rewards next month. i need so many damn equipment slots. i just realized one of the special students will give you 1,5k hp if you put some tier10 badge, backpack, or pin on them. somebody like kisaki gives 5k+ hp with t10 shoes/badge

>>534801234
>esl
>there is a chance he's a mexican immigrant
>even worse a central american

>>534801268
I can't I have thalassophobia and afraid of whale and shark.

>4 and a half years later and Blue Archive still hasn't produced a character half as good as Saber from FSN
What's your excuse?

>>534801468
No she's not, only a percentage of Kisaki's stat will transfer to your strikers.

>>534801326
Mika is only canon for the Trinity spin-off.

>>534801168
>>534801339
>>534801234
Arizona, specifically the cell tower in DTPHX
I'm gonna shoot his AC unit

>>534801560
we have childs

I need Sena to remind me to get regular cervical cancer screening and then fingerblast me into oblivion. Toki can watch and provide commentary

i love my canon silver wife

>>534801468
Triple drops are gone until the next anniversary. Only double drops now, and you should've used last week to farm equipment

>>534801268
Sorry. I don't like nutcases.

>>534800610
>>534801605
Finally a funny zoos post

>>534801516
>>534801605
I see, considering that fgo schizo was also a mexico immigrant who got jailed over being too schizophrenic, I believe it.

>>534801771
https://youtu.be/knrWDrm5rZc?si=w5KTtYgqC9D7QsRX

your response?

>>534801682
Sorry, wrong pic, haha.
Here's my one and true canon silver wife.

>>534801582
it's 10% hp/atk and 5% of the defense
kisaki has 50k hp when you level her up and put t10 shoes/badge on her she herself gives you 5k hp

>>534801605
>cell tower in DTPHX
I don't know what this means but go get em tiger

>>534801850
Rape.

>>534801850
i love you too Miyako

>>534801850
Have sex with Hanako on the spot.

>>534801850
>"Sorry. I'm married."

>>534801850
Sorry, Neru's my girlfriend.

>>534801850
Rape Miyu in front of her

>>534801605
Based, but just in case I in no way support or condone any future related actions regarding this post/ers

>>534801824
I HATE Letov; at least Tsoy wasn't pretentious about his musical necrophilia.

>>534801605
ay cabron

fuuka should pee in my drink

>>534802027
Worst /mu/ post I've ever read in my life possibly.

>>534801850
Sorry but I prefer long black hair and slightly autistic girl.

>>534801605
Good job zoos. Less schizo is good for /bag/

>>534802172
>slightly

>>534801605
Downtown Phoenix?

>>534802192
I help anons fap

>>534801627
Women are NOT allowed to thirst after students. Begone, bitch

we should get more students who send sensei selfies

>>534801850
I'm sorry, Miyako. I can't cheat on my wife. She would kill me.

Maybe become friends with her first and she'll let us do threesomes.

>>534801701
i used both triple drop missions + hard missions and then i used 4 days of this double mission. i still need like 2 weeks of double missions to get important stuff.

didn't know triple mission was anniversary only though. that's a bummer. that triple bounty rewards was awesome

>>534801605
stay away from him psychotic zoosposter

>>534801627
ywnbaw

>>534802350
Your wife cheats anon

>>534802118
Thank you, anon. I try my best.

My Lovely StudentWife Noa

>>534802349
Is there a single adult who has to suffer as much as Sensei?

Mika > Akemi

>>534802172
>slightly autistic
WRONG
>>534802206
yeah, she's not autistic at all

>>534801850
Sorry, I signed.

>>534802267
>>534801902
Downtown Phoenix, yes
>>534802410
>>534802048
>>534801776
>>534801749
Here be ye evidences
I took a screenshot of it a while ago

>>534802172
she's very autistic

>>534802609
Anyone is better than Akemi

>>534802275
your service is appreciated

>>534802641
Uh anon, you forgot to censor it. But I approve your service

>>534800114
Japs' infamous shit taste. Controversial characters often get a lot of contrarian autists.

>>534802391
Personally, I always make sure to farm equipment for every student that is going to be used in the next two raids, and after I'm done with that I proceed to farm equipment for the students that I'm going to pull later, and then the ones that I'm missing but hope to get spooked with in my pulls

>>534802641
so he's phone posting and not using VPNs? lmao

>>534802641
I fucking hate brown people so much it's unreal.

>>534802816
Uh oh, the super hacker narrative...

>>534802483
as long as she comes back home to me thats all that matters

https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Recruitment_(Gacha)#Archive_Recruitment
Reminder that if your wife is getting archived you may be better off waiting.

Character wiki pages will need updating to display the whole common pool > archive dynamic, this should get done id a few days.

https://x.com/Mizi_kayo_R18/status/1954739558828175392
Sex

>>534794804
>>534794930
thanks
it was kinda funny though in a way

pretty hilarious detective work from phoneposters. I still think they should ban them but the azooposter can stay

Zoos would shoot at 5g towers

oh, it stopped

>>534802816
All that effort just to influece /bag/ "Mika le bad"

>>534803026
Good thing I'm only missing Cheringles. After getting her, I think I'll just hoard my tickets and wait until more students will get added to that pool.

>the monkey is actually american
>most definitely a neet and uneducated
Jesus Christ

>>534803238
It's afraid

>>534803212
>do it, Midori, call him a nigger

I swear bHosh doesn't do any damage to kurokage

now what?

>rank 8100
Why am I getting Gold?

>>534803026
Waiting as opposed to doing what.

>>534802816
>reduced to this
so much for killing /bag/ lmao

>>534803026
Selected Ako, only got her ONCE after 190 pulls. Then I got a fucking Yuzu dupe and TWO motherfucking rats!

>>534803134
I look out for the Kayokobros, np

>>534803294
I hope someone would call ICE and deport xir ass

What? I thought the Monkey was a Singatroon? QRD?

>>534803396
We wait for zoos to track him down

to the AZ guy, can you make an inquiry to the FBI about someone from your phone range posting CP?
or at least contact your phone company

>>534803026
Will you also add an "Archived" filter to the Character list page?

>>534803294
Iirc, this is the 2nd monkey. Some oldfag said that the old monkey was mostly targeting Gehenna students, with pretty much the same stuff as he targets Mika with and it was the one who was doxxed by that furfag.

>>534803539
he's actually from [place i dont like]

I will never doubt zoosposter again
I'm sorry for calling her irrelevant few threads ago

I'm from Jamaica.

>>534803646
???
zooposting is peak if anyone is irrelevant its seiatroons still trying to pretend there is any humor involved in that shit character

based zoosposter

They got my ass
I forgot to censor it
Remember me...

>>534803815
COVERING FIRE!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>534803792
try being a little more subtle monkey please

>>534803815
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, you helped out a lot
>he really stopped posting
Kek

>>534803815
you should never have tried overstepping

based ᓀ‸ᓂ

You guys talk about the monkey too much.

>>534803910
try being a little humorous seiafag please

When will Azusa appear in the story again? When will she reunite with her sister Saori?

>>534803964
thread celebrity

>>534803815
Don't worry zoos, zooscoin is increasing right now. I will never forget your service

>>534803367
The team I used did 18M? in lunatic, when she's ue40 + NYFuuka/cHare buffed
So just whatever damage. She did crazy damage for GA though

To that guy who mentioned that chink who uploaded those Saori doujins - I don't think it's the same person but someone uploaded both raws.

>>534804219
blue archive

Nowe we can go back to posting porn

>>534804096
What do Zoos' pants smell like?

Has bananazoos stocks risen as well? Or is this stolen valor?

>>534803435
Buying selectors and shiet?

>>534803621
This hasn't occurred to me, but might be a good idea. I was just going to dump them into an "Archived Characters" category or something