>Ghosts of K'aresh is live.https://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-11-2-ghosts-of-karesh-now-live-in-north-america-378010
>Player-Character Bank Updates Bluepost - Removal of Deprecated Itemshttps://www.wowhead.com/news/player-character-bank-updates-bluepost-removal-of-deprecated-items-377916
>Midnight reveal at Gamesconhttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215994/join-world-of-warcraft-at-gamescom-2025
>MEETUPSGamescom August 20th-24th 2025
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>https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNaoJMg6
>https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWl3q5nA
>https://poal.me/iodofu
polls for everyone
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>Hunter Narman says: Dawa! I must ask-
>Windsage Dawa says: Narman! I've brought you here to ask-
Dawa pauses for a moment in confusion and then laughs.
Narman errupts in laughter.
>Windsage Dawa says: Did we just?
>Hunter Narman says: We did. Want to get married?
>Windsage Dawa says: More than anything. I love you.
>Hunter Narman says: And I, you. More than anything
>>534808696shut up faggot
>>534808670Thanks I tried really hard this time to not anger nonwhites
>>534808696never shut up, king
>>534808578correction, they were allowed to leave for Siren's Isle too
though I dont fully understand the logistics of the Arathi, if they are only allowed to stay in Hallowfall why did the Flame's Radiance have to be reformed? They already beat the Nerubians so where are their armed forces if they had to resort to drafting their non combatants?
>>534808792/lean is a gamechanger
>>534808798shadowbringers into endwalker was so kino, I'll never play dawntrail though
>>534808851The troll pedo and m*ye are melting down again
>>534808798Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
>>534808696i wish the anti-avatar loony troony was more persistent than the discord clique of avatarfags who should be staying on /trash/ where they belong
>>534808889I'm leanin' right now buddy ol' pal
>>534808859Siren's Isle counts as Khaz Algar.
The Arathi are spread thin throughout all of Khaz Algar as they are no longer based exclusively in Hallowfall.
Anyone who RPs an Arathi outside of Khaz Algar is a lore-breaker.
>>534808798Impressive. Very nice.
Now post WoW's numbers.
>No one would ever use Gnomeregan as a capital city! It'd be a total waste of dev resources!
ENTER
>stay up playing this game all too late
>go to bed and all my thought are consumed by worlo
>doing my rotation behind my eyelids
>feel a headache coming up
>catch myself thinking "it's okay I'll just switch to an alt"
I implore you to post you're toons balls >:(
what fags are voting for ethereal and ogre?
those are both like absolute core level "people will make 2 alts of this race, play them for a week and then never look at them again"
because animation and transmogs are bad and the races are gimmicks
Like, I do not believe you I think those are trolls throwing spoiling votes for races they know will be unpopular.
>>534809170this hasn't used any dev resources for 18 years
>>534809223I'll play them if they got good racials for mandigod+
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>>534808578>Arathi aren't allowed to leave KAnice schizo headcanon, sounds just like "people can't leave the shadowlands" which the community just made up
do i really need to do 2 m0 without loot?
>>534803513>>534803513>You know who also didn't have female models before being playable?>Pandaren.>>>>Vulpera.>Kul Tirans,ENTER
>>534805417>we can't have any nice interesting racials ever because mazerats need their shadowmeldtotal nightelf death
>>534809170it used to be populated.
They could fix this issue by adding portals to the current hub city in every capitol city. as it sits now Everywhere but SW and org is two portal/load screens to get to dornogal.
If it was one portal people might set hearth/hang around in a city of choice instead of the convenient city.
>>534809406Aren't they just goblins with fur?
>>534809223>hurr why do people want to play a race that's been there since the very first gamenigga are you ragebaiting
>>534809170A few years ago I tried to make each of my character's racial cities their home base - Ironforge for my dwarf, Thunder Bluff for my tauren, the Exodar for my draenei etc.
The biggest problem I found with having the Exodar as your base is the lack of flying. I could ignore the terrible layout of the city but the lack of flying was just a massive pain in the ass. Felt so slow going anywhere.
Also the fact that there are no portals so you just end up going to the faction capitals anyway.
It's sad because there are some great cities in WoW but there's absolutely no incentive to use them.
>>534809417>2 slots for footweartoo OP
>>534809417>fucked face>fucked hands>semi-human legs and feetget this fucking abomination out of here
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I really want to make an AI deepfake porn with all the blizzard employees in their office while "fixing the game"
>>534809483No, they're cute little knotpocket wives with the puffiest fortune cookies
>>534809713@grok
is this real?
>>534809824It's difficult to determine with absolute certainty whether this image is real based solely on visual inspection. The fish's face appears unusually human-like, which could suggest digital manipulation or an optical illusion created by the angle and water refraction. Such images are sometimes edited for humorous or artistic effect. However, some deep-sea fish species can have unusual facial features due to evolution, so itโs not impossible for a real fish to look this way.
>>534809417I think we need an Official thread resident footfag opinion on those Hoofeet
>>534809441>Shittermeld has been the best racial for near 10 years now>Literally there is more nelves than horde characters in pvp>Meme+ Shadowmeld allowed for retarded skips if the whole party was a nelf>Shadowmeld also works as a full immunity in pve if you know how to time it>>>>>>Never nerfed btw
>>534809998Horse bias is false.
Alliance bias is misdirection.
Blizzard has a nelf bias.
>>534809890>human hind legs
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name one (1) preWOD ogre character who isn't cho'gall
just one
Imagine if BFA and SL weren't shit. Imagine where the game would be now.
>>534810127they're, their, and there all have different meanings
"their place" and "let's go there" also have different meanings
(:
>>534810298high king maulgar
>>534810298Maulgar. He has a great laugh.
>>534810320Sneedolands never had a chance to be good, every ingredient was shit
It should have been an expansion about fighting N'zoth and the old gods while hunting down Sylvanas for her crimes
>>534810395worst poster has arrived.
got about an hour or so to kill before I'm heading out
what flavor of pinup sloppa do you guys want?
no furry trash
>>534810298Dentarg my GOAT
>>534810298 Guard Mol'dar
Guard Fengus
Guard Slip'kik
Simple as.
8 days until Metzens kino
will there be a wowg stream?
>>534810562Big tiddy orc lady
>>534810298cho rush the observer
>>534810562A purple haired Draenei that just lost a hand in a strip poker game.
>>534810562dryads, good shit only
>>534809890I have questions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534810609Can't you just watch the fucking stream?
i don't know any of these ogres but i am a mistsgod
>>534810562Valkyr
preferably the golden variety
>>534808690>kangaroo jack winning the third pollbased
>>534809286We need a troll raidโข, it's just the shot in the arm this game needs.
>>534810751seconding this
>>534808606 (OP)love wowg anons so much!!!
>maye spamming trollbane because she looks like bea
>>534810814Baal would have a brain aneurysm
Are the midnight new elves confirmed?
>>534810609>will there be a wowg stream?nerub gm stream
>>534810814Wait.... have we never had a troll raid outside of Zul'Aman?
>>534811086zulshit doesnt count, zuldrak either
>>534811086no, definitely not. not at all.
>>534810981yes. midnight elves
>>534810668>>534810624orc is a no go, no lora
>>534810751I dont have any new one with that but I have some from the old model
sadly can't produce these on IL, would have to install the old one
https://files.catbox.moe/l0ajpb.png
>>534811184Oh! I completely forgot that raid existed, and I went 4/9 mythic during it
>>534811321Absolutely based, thank you
>ZulโGrubby
>ZulโTharok
>ZulโVashara
>ZulโMarak
>ZulโKorrath
>ZulโAzura
>ZulโBashara
>ZulโDrakkar
>ZulโVorath
>ZulโMorrath
>ZulโXalath
you guys don't even know the game you play for 20 years
>>534811526zulian tiger is the only mount that drops from this troll places lol
>>534811553Yes Stacy, please come back.
>>534809484the game is 85% human and elf players playing barbies with their avatars nobody aside from the 4 boomers still playing this game wants ogres
>>534811553Yeah, we miss you Greg. Please take Ion onto the stage at Gamescon and body slam into the ground live for the world to see for us
Would you use the spectral tiger if everyone had it?
>>534811321Embarassed cat-ear headband Shandris Feathermoon jiggy?
>>534811816I don't use it even having it now.
>>534811816I wouldnt use it right now, it looks like shit
>>534811816It's a low poly count ground mount so no, those are useless until they allow every ground mount to fly like XIV
>>534811526I've played it for 2 years tho
>>534811823can't do that character
Which casters in WoW feel like casters? AKA, they don't have the ability to run while casting and aren't fed a ton of instant cast procs so you have to think about your button presses ontop of having boss knowledge
>>534811816I would if they wouldn't but I wouldn't if they would so I would
>>534811952this is why ai will lose and fag furry artists will win
>>534811975Warlock is the least insta cast caster
>>534812024Which spec would you say?
>>534811975Destruction Warlock
Affliction Warlock
Trans Rights
>>534811952Unfortunate ): Could you do it with Ysera instead? Or Vancleef third choice?
>>534811696I am one of those four boomers and I no longer want ogres because they don't fit in this pacifist horde. Imagine i posted the fanart of the soifacing orc with the camera and alliance pins. That's what the horde is today and ogres just don't make sense in that. Instead horde should keep addi furry twink races like vulpera. That's more their speed.
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>>534812139>current Horde got fucking Earthen as a playable race before ogreswhat the fuck are the retards at Blizzard smoking
Alliance is getting Forest Trolls...
>>534811321https://files.catbox.moe/r84mou.png
>>534812116ysera has a lora but its dogshit and doesn't even look like her
vanessa is doable
>>534812448should be katherine
Funny how dryad porn barely exist yet their voice in war3 was one of the hottest, one of the most virgin race desu, till someone oneday will finally put their stinky hands on the keyboard and do it
>>534812292Who asked for Earthen period
There's two established dwarf races to pick from and both look far better than the bearded lady rock golems
>>534812690I did, cry monkey
>>534810526i'll be your huckleberry
>>534812690>Who asked for Earthen periodalliancefags wanted mechagnome and earthen since wotlk
>>534810562A blood elf with a ponytail wearing red+gold boxer gear, a bra-like top, shorts and gloves shaped like pic related
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>>534812634For me, it's the Sparrow imageset
*blasts ogrimmar from orbit*
nothing personnelel.
>>534812484A third faction would be some faggot shit 'peacekeepers of azeroth' or something who make sure the alliance and horde never go to war again
>>534811748>Gamescon >Ion walks onto the stage to start talking about what they have in store for us in Midnight>Room goes dark and quiet>Everyone thinks they're about to see the cinematic trailer for the next expansion>Suddenly sparks start flying>Smoke starts pouring from the right hand stage>It's Ghostcrawler >The silhouette of Metzen is seen from behind him, masked by all the fog>Ghostcrawler tears off his Riot Games t-shirt revealing a killer Blizzard logo tattooed on his perfectly chiseled pecs>He waltzes over to Ion picks him up>"INTO THE GROUND!!">Ghostcrawler slams Ion neck first into stage, killing him instantly >The crowd bursts into a boisterous applause >Metzen is standing there, nodding his head and clapping>WoW is finally back
>>534812913Cute troon, would smooch
>>534812943and then he nerfs ret to the ground and all the incels sudoku
>>534812913>troon glasses>dracthyrJesus...
>>534812913She's pretty o/
mfw
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>who asked for X
who asked for Shadowlands, DF or TWW
who asked for MoP
who asked for WoD
blizz doesnt care what you want
>>534812943>it's realwe won
When do we get a cool pair of sunglasses
>>534813073the tranny glasses are always a dead giveaway of mental illness
that and heterochromia, dragthyr obsession, futanari r34 galleries and attentionwhoring
>>534812448Vanessa would be great anon (:
>>534813151I'm not going to ask again >:(
>>534813208https://www.wowhead.com/item=186091/onyx-glare-reducers
I would say this are the only non tranny glasses we have right now
>being anti LGBTQ when most of the thread is gay and a good chunk of us are trans
??
>>534812937what it SHOULD be is factions that split away from the horde and the alliance due to shifting ideological views + some new niggers.
the crying and shitting that it would cause would be extraordinary though
>>534813307You don't qualify as 'most of the thread' Anon.
>>534813161imagine how different things would have been if blizzard was not a publicly traded company. No need to answer to asset and fund managers demanding they squeeze more out of their players, but instead could just make games people wanted to play
Loretrannies talking about the story is so funny. Genuinely no one cares enough to make an entire third faction for your headcanon lol
>>534812116>>534812905doubt I can get gloves like that - do you want generic boxing gloves or sports tape?
>>534813161I care for blizzard and always think every month about paying them a few dollars retard
>>534813307im sorry but troonbashing is still a global passtime in most civilized cultures, including the troglodytic one here
>>534813449What should we talk about then you little faggot?
>>534813449Sorry we didn't talk about your Dragthyr enough, xister
We'll do better next time
>>534813307I'm a tranny and its fun to make troon shitposts
>>534813465Now make her get her baps out
>Still no legacy loot for DF
Why live
>>534812920*shoots your spaceship with a catapult*
heh, nice try goat
>>534813534>>534813542The new dungeons, the new delves, the new raid, the new pvp season. Pick up a book for once and read a novel if you want actual writing, stop shitting up our thread with a "story" that's lower than Disney Marvel slop.
>>534813237Don't forget all the piercings, scars and other unnecessary, lore unfriendly customizations.
Basically when a character looks like a shitty DeviantArt/Tumblr OC of some wrist cutter, that's because it likely is.
I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret
This upcoming raid tier I'll be raiding with Method
>>534813845I don't know anything about those, I don't play the game.
My thread btw
>>534813926I don't understand why scars are "lore unfriendly" you're a fucking warrior killing shit all the time you're going to get scars.
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>>534813073Blue dragonflight are nerds!
>>534813208We got a pair in Season of Discovery, dunno why Blizzard never gave us any in Retail
>>534813465>do you want generic boxing gloves or sports tape?Sports tape is good enough, can even skip gloves if they're an issue
>>534814028holy fuck thats abhorrent
why would blizzard even add this
>>534814048I thought classic players are against transmog
>>534809170There's a reason they never EVER added racial capitols beyond TBC ever again. Retarded gnomeposter
>>534814115sod is not classic
>>534814048Because the person that made SoD was an obese LGBTQIA DEI trans rights reddit mod ret paladin that has no taste, Ion would never put that dumb shit in the game.
>>534814115SoD was Retail-
How to make my elf lvl 1 customization look like a broken rape victim?
>>534813313Why can't they just make the Horde tough again? They don't have to always be at war, but right now they're powerless and I think that's why they aren't involved in the story at all. There's no reason to write a story about them because now they're Alliance heckin good bois but with green skin. Is it a gameplay issue? Are there that few people playing that they feel compelled to combine factions so you can find a group and guilds feel full?
>>534814206use yourself as reference
>entirety of post-SL lore consists of trying to get people to like SL
Has there ever been a bad product so fervently worshiped by its creators before?
>>534814048this looks like a turtle wow screenshot
>>534814526I mean the players are making retarded shadowlands leaks not blizzard.
>>534814265Its too late, the Horde has a fox-shaped neovagina and there's no coming back from that
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Datamining finally started
>>534812634*PFFRRTTTBRRRBRRTTTTBRAAAAPPPP*
"Ah, the great outdoors!"
silvermoon should be the horde's main capital, remake that shit to be the main capital city im tired of living in mudhuts while alliance chads get big castles, churches, mage towers etc
>>534814607>Thrall having a speaking role>Thrall being on-screen at all>or Lor'themarLeast convincing leak yet
>>534814526the AI GPT took the current blizzard team imagination already, they just don't admit.
>>534814680>>Thrall having a speaking role>>Thrall being on-screen at allMetzen is literally back, Thrall is going to be the main character again
>>534814526>no golden chin guardit's fake
>>534814762The story writing process is "democrative" now per his own words, and he's overruled by a dozen Anne Stickneys who just want to write about Sylvanas or Sylvanas clones forever
>>534814545SoD is just Turtle WoW but infinitely better, yes
>>534814662Imagine if Vol'jin made Lor'themar Warchief instead of randomly getting Loa dementia and making Sylvanas Warchief.
>finally go to k'aresh
>only ethereals there are enemy mobs
????????????????
>>534814846>he's overruled by a dozen Anne Stickneys who just want to write about Sylvanas or Sylvanas clones foreverDanuser tranny shills are still spouting this. He cut your shit xpac short, he rewrote your girlboss into an onahole for Anduin's BWC, he cut your shitty Arathi story into a 5 minute sidequest and gave us the void. WoW is back, Metzen is back, you lost.
>>534814762yeah no, the 40 year old catwomen at blizzard (the current writing staff) only like humans, elves and dragons
orcs are stinky and give them the ick
>>534814526At least they had the decency to be ashamed of WoD and treat it as the bruise it is and mostly pretend it never happened
I wish they did that with Shitowlands, I wish they just retconned it completely.
>>534814526wasn't J'lor's chin a different colored metal?
this looks fake
If Blizzard doesn't want to write the story in a way where my faction are the cool people then they should give me a free faction change for every character that I have so I can join the winning side
>>534815102>this looks fakeAnon...
>>534815000>At least they had the decency to be ashamed of WoD and treat it as the bruise it is and mostly pretend it never happenedThey brought back AU Gul'dan as a key role in Legion, they made Maghar Orcs a big part of the fourth war, they made them a part of the story again recently also. Do you people even play the game you spend all day spouting shit about.
>>534815130just merge the horde into the alliance at this point, it's for the best desu
>>534813313I can see the Horde wanting peace but the Alliance is Anduin and like 8 hyper aggressive hawks that scream for neverending revenge, and every time Anduin manages to talk a hawk down the story becomes less believable.
>One of K'aresh bosses is Void DH
Basically a proof that K'aresh patch was meant to be released somewhere in Midnight, when playable Void DH exist.
>>534815187Watching him rage so hard in Final Fantasy that he killed his mom over it was the most kino Twitch moment I've seen
>>534815331This will be world of warcraft in 2015!
>>534815331This will be World of Warcraft graphics in 2012
>>534815280Did you missed aug evoker? They want to release new specs in the middle of a patch to bring people back and they don't want a new spec messing with the race.
>>534815331metzen's kino...
>>534815331what are they yappin about
>>534815187Richest mom killer
based
>>534815187He will always be /ourguy
why are all the windrunners insufferable cunts
>>534815590He will never be /ourguy
>>534815187Of course, king. You were the voice of the people.
>>534815609probably something to do with their entire extended family being murdered by the horde if I had to guess
>>534815609Because blizz is to cucked to make them get properly graped like all femelves need. Sylvanna's first act as warchief should've been getting gangraped by every orc, troll, tauren and goblin of the horde.
>>534815609>why are middle age women annoyingGee who knows anon
>>534812943>Metzen is standing there, nodding his head and clapping
>>534815161They use it as a source of characters to pull from and the only one they did that with is Gul'dan, he's a massive exception and him being from AU Draenor is irrelevant.
>they made Maghar Orcs a big part of the fourth warThey could just as easily be normal orc customizations and be justified with a small orc update where more orc clans on Azeroth join the Horde, them being from alternative Draenor is nothing that matters
Them being in the story at all is just Blizzard giving allied races a few seconds in the spotlight because they were still trying to make allied races a thing back in late Legion-BfA
>>534815609How is the third one a cunt? She does so little I canโt even remember her name
Sylv, Alleria, and ?
>>534815773>Tyrande is hitting her eggless phase and that's why she's going insane and becoming a Night WarriorKino...
Worlo status?
11.2 status?
Midnight status?
Metzen status?
Asmon status?
>>534815609They're written by old women that have no idea how to write good character plots or development
>>534815934Absolutely not, Lore was one of the biggest faggots that worked at Blizzard.
>>534815934what completely buckbroke this faggot again?
>>534815897should have done that when you could realmhop around
>>534815763>grapedStopped reading there. You arenโt old enough to post here. Fuck off back to TikTok underage fag
>>534815870Vareesa, leader of the Silver Covenant
>>534815934Absolutely not. This guy was retarded. The true definition of a turbo casual who barely plays the game and dick rides the company with no thought or regard.
My character is the fourth Windrunner and she's the Champion of the Horde.
>>534816080There already was a fourth Windrunner sibling, he got killed by the Horde during the Second War
>>534816057See? Apparently sheโs a leader whatever the fuck the Silver Covenant is and so unimportant that I still donโt know her. Like wtf does she do that makes her a cunt
>>534816010Getting trolled while streaming on a GTA 5 Roleplaying server
>>534816203Yeah, that's me. I'm undead and female now.
>>534816217the silver covenant was a minor faction 20 years ago, no one cares about it
>playing through pandaren starting zone for the first time
>kino kino kino
>finish it
>game INSTANTLY turns to shit
Fascinating
>>534815331>elf woman has larger muscles than the dudeschat is this real?
>>534816080post r34 of her
>>534816302I've done that starting zone more times than I ever want to do again, but I'll probably end up doing it again at some point
>>534815315Went from "defeat all ultimates" to "Defeat TEA" to "Defeat any ultimate." Then Alexander broke him and he quit.
tww engi goggles is the worst
makes you bald
>>534816494>TBC textured buildings>ravencrest statuelol
>>534816217The only people who hate Vareesa are blood elf players since she helped Jaina with the pogrom in Dalaran. Everyone else just doesn't know who she is.
>>534815315>>534816490https://litter.catbox.moe/jrjakx2vzdmnd42b.mp4
>>534815464orc fucking elf pussy
>>534816495Honestly? Yes. He should have stayed on the WoW team.
>>534816654this
all her story is in the books
the main thing she did was help free alexstrasza from grim batol
>>534816315>1000 years old>no musclesReally anon? how realistic is your mind on this planet?
>>534816673Speaking of...
Who is the Perfect Alexander of WoW?
>>534816768He had no desire to stay on the WoW team and wanted to work on other stuff as far back in Wrath
>>534816857Garrosh, probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlH8PTijzA
>>534817056Tyrande can shot flaming arrows with a bow from a tiger in W3
like seriously I know plenty of wow ppl lack the IQ to know this
FFXIV WON AND HAS REAL NEW CONTENT
>>534816673Could Alexander beat up Nozdormu?
>>534817434Aren't you thankful?
>>534817278karesh has all of this content but its timegated to release over the next 9 months
>>534817278>shadowlands cut content btw
https://www.wowhead.com/item=186659/fallen-chargers-reins
THERE IT IS DOOD
>>534817045is the t-shirt his girlfriend or the dude on the left?
>>534817434for me it's bornakk disappearing for like 8 years and then suddenly posting again like nothing ever happened
>>534816495>there will never be more dinoflask kino
remember when ythisens got fired
>>534817602Didn't you post this the other day or am I missing something?
anyone here uses atrocity UI or some other package like that? i'm looking for something that configures DBM/bigwigs in a cohesive way for me. kind of lazy and don't feel like setting up each addon individually.
>>534818035With every bullet so far...
>>534817698Employees that get pingponged between Blizzard and Riot as they alternate mass layoffs are always fun to watch. That woman who desired the Aberus priest tier left for Riot immediately afterwards and then got laid off a year later before any of her work even made it in-game for LoL
>>534818035>Microsoft laid off more NuBlizzard staff than Bobby which they hatedOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534817602I hate that i'll never get this mount.
>dropped SL cause it was so shit so missed this patch being current content>mob has a fucking 12 hour respawn window, can spawn at any time during the 12 hour window>spawns in multiple locations so there is no camp spot>doesn't show up on the map when it spawn so you have no idea where it is>runs faster than ground mount speed in the maw with no flying so it's impossible to catch up to it, you must know it's location to cut it off>mount is a low fucking drop rate from the mob so even if the stars align and you get a kill you're not doneIt's practically impossible to get now without insane luck and circumstance.
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Any moment now, Jailer's a-coming.
>>534808696In a perfect world they'd all use tripcodes so we could block their ziv level deviancy
>>534818234I remember I killed it 8 times during SL and it never dropped. Then I quit.
>>534818035If only Morhaime had the sense to go independent and private instead of jumping aboard Kotick's independence bid from Vivendi in 2013
>>534809131Oh no not the heckin wow lore lmao shut up you dumb bastard
>>534816495He's the direct reason the company went to shit and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
>>534818178New zone with 0 pet battle content. Kill NuBlizzard Employees. Behead NuBlizzard Employees. Roundhouse kick a NuBlizzard Employee into the concrete. Slam dunk a NuBlizzard Employee baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wagies. Defecate in a NuBlizzard Employees food. Launch NuBlizzard Employees into the sun. Stir fry NuBlizzard Employees in a wok. Toss NuBlizzard Employees into active volcanoes. Urinate into a NuBlizzard Employees gas tank. Judo throw NuBlizzard Employees into a wood chipper. Twist NuBlizzard Employees heads off. Report NuBlizzard Employees to the IRS. Karate chop NuBlizzard Employees in half. Curb stomp pregnant NuBlizzard Employees. Trap NuBlizzard Employees in quicksand. Crush NuBlizzard Employees in the trash compactor. Liquefy NuBlizzard Employees in a vat of acid. Eat NuBlizzard Employees. Dissect NuBlizzard Employees. Exterminate NuBlizzard Employees in the gas chamber. Stomp NuBlizzard Employee skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate NuBlizzard Employees in the oven. Lobotomize NuBlizzard Employees. Mandatory abortions for NuBlizzard Employees. Grind NuBlizzard Employee fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown NuBlizzard Employees in fried chicken grease. Vaporize NuBlizzard Employees with a ray gun. Kick old NuBlizzard Employees down the stairs. Feed NuBlizzard Employees to alligators. Slice NuBlizzard Employees with a katana.
>>534818351Yeah i've killed it like 4 times and it hasn't dropped so i've given up cause afking in the maw for hours is torture just to see the spawn message, scramble to find it and either miss it cause you can't catch it or it happened to spawn on top of another player who killed it instantly.
>>534818237Why isn't Jaina friends with the Horde anymore? :(
Anons are you listening to blackpink to prepare for the new DH spec?
>>534818683Human males get jealous when their women choose orc cock over them
>>534818523unironically true
>moves to direct Titan after Wrath's release>proceeds to mismanage it into development hell>manages to rework it into Overwatch, but we know now that Titan's cancellation was what set Bobby's eye on Blizzard directly and had him demand further micromanagement over the company>Overwatch is a lightning in a bottle generational hit, but Kaplan is still so obsessed with making his MMO that he derails it to try making OW2 instead which is supposed to lead back into the MMO>enter development hell AGAIN for OW2 and eventually leave, having fucked over both your fans and your dev team with your MMO obsession
so many organic posts today
I could fix Garrosh
What WoW bad boy/bad girl would (You) fix?
>>534818140>That woman who desired the Aberus priest tier leftReally?
That legit sucks, her design for that set (and I assume Alexstrasza as well) was really nice.
>>534817907All the
>OMG I GOT THE MOUNTMOGSCHEEVO posts are unorganic jeet spam
>>534818792Everything wrong with modern wow can be pinpointed to Jeff's inability to make Titan a thing.
From half the Titan devs moving back during WoD and producing one of the worst expansions this game ever saw, which cemented the idea that blizzard can always get away with cutting content or expansions early. To diablo 3 devs being brought in to help bail out Legion cause wow devs were needing to help turn OW into something.
It's a ouroboros clusterfuck all stemming from him
How do I explain at an interview job that I haven't worked for a few years and I've spent my time learning about shamanism, druidism, paladins, priests, warlocks, hunters and warlocks?
>>534819157Just say you signed an NDA
>>534819157If you work out the answer let me know as well.
>>534819157Just say you studied history
>>534814762Green Jesus is such a fucking funny meme in retrospect because of how assblasted people got over Thrall essentially being important for a throwaway raid and one dungeon, and then after Metzen left his successors became obsessed with Garrosh and Sylvanas to such comical degrees they completely define the last decade of lore now except for Legion
>>534819157>>534819260Sell and management of virtual goods.
>>534814981This nigga gonna be coping about how it's Dansuers fault when Midnight proves to be as shit as the last 3 expansion narratives.
>>534819297Green Jesus is funny because Thrall is actually Green Moses.
>>534812484>>534812937>>534813313It is incredibly confounding just how hard they shat the bed by not using their reputations system in classic more. Everything necessary for cross-play, interplay, faction switching or faction-less play was there since day one. Just allow players to un-check "kill on sight" hostile from all the enemy factions, then through steamwheedle cartel quests allow them to earn rep with individual city states.
Since they fucked that, the second best time was coupling warmode to those individual reputations and for those not in Warmode, just unlock all reputations. Then, when logged into warmode, you pick your specific reputation. Wanna fight for Stormwind? Go do taht. Wanna fight for Thunder Bluff independence? Go nuts.
Wanna submit to Timbermaw Supremacy? Fuck yeah for the Furbolgs or whatever their warcry is. Keep the Horde and Alliance factions in name only and fully embrace that players are not beholden to their politicians, and the politicians are not beholden to the red or blue flag for eternity. Times change, but war never does and somebody's always better of leaving their old crew behind because they're just not good for you.
Instead of "everyone is friends", the plot should have been "everyone is enemies" and from that, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend until further notice" is the natural development. Players can go nuts and fight anybody and everybody, while the plot allows actual grudges and new, authentic friendships to develop.
Instead I have to suffer through teased aggravations between "leaders" who do nothing but snark at each other with empty chest-thumping and then quickly apologizing when the rough-and-tumble tumbles too roughly.
>>534819297There's that picture of Sean Copeland's wife tweeting about how Metzen cared about the whole of Warcraft lore while the people that came after only care about their favorite characters and nothing else I'm surprised hasn't lingered around the lore gossip forums more.
>>534819297It all boils down to the wedding quest in Hyjal.
That's what made the blues seethe the most.
>>534812634i used to erp as a dryad all the time
good times
>>534819536It's funny, being able to be a "free for all" character, ie an orc with good relations with stormwind or human with org etc, was something the Warcraft RPG books allowed you to do.
I think that would have been cool in WoW but alas
>>534819654is that even still in-game? i feel like nobody actually remembers it anymore
>>534819616rotten 20+ days cum in balls waiting for launch fag
>>534819654Why? That quest was about saving thrall because he was too weak.
>>534819690Tell me more :3
>>534819810Yeah it's still in game, it's just easily missable these days.
>>534819878Because people don't like being forced to quest and help/babysit characters of the other faction.
That's always been the biggest issue this game.
Alliance always have a vocal community that hates it whenever they've got to interact and deal with Horde NPCs, even if they get forced to be neutral. It's why Baine got cut from Highmountain to begin with in Legion.
>>534814526Blizzard is a AAA-Studio now, Anon. They do nothing without the financial department's say-so.
Lore wouldn't even exist if they didn't somehow justify it in-house as a lucrative expense that will show financial return. Every single syllable is weighed against the allmighty Dollar.
So all that precious Shadowlands lore that everyone hates? That's assets just sitting there. That lore was paid for and it's not making any revenue just sitting there. So evne if Metzen is at the helm, it's still Kotick's Yacht and it will never sail anywhere unless its master's spirit deigns it worthy. Did you think just because we have Uncle Phil now, that you didn't still live in Bobby's World? Are you retarded, Anon?
>>534819654No shit it serves as a good catalyst for everything that was wrong with modern WoW lore and writing. Who the fuck looks at an orc and thinks
>damn, I really want to explore their inner traumas and also watch them have their weddingIt's some seriously pathetic projection on the part of the writers and shows a fundamental lack of understanding (and frankly skill) in how to write different fantasy races/species. The stereotypes are the stereotypes because they work, and are popular. MUH NOBLE SAVAGES can only take you so far until you've turned them in to nothing but a green, ugly roided up human crying about his feefees. And who the fuck wants to look at that.
>>534820208I look like that
>>534820037I want more Fryakks, Jailers and Iridikrons. I need less Job'ataths and Allerias.
>>534820114Bros shitposts are so out of date he still thinks Bobby is in charge, its not 2021 anymore lil gup
>>534820267>fomo mogspass
>>534820346don't hate the playa hate the game
>>534820346>He didn't plunderOH NO NO NO NO
>GO'EL MY BELOVED DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DARKNESS
>GO EELLLLLLLLLLLLL
>why arent people enjoying our story for the epic orcs?????
lol
lmao even
>>534815609because they all married small BHCs
>>534820346>not exclusively using fomo items to dunk on lateletsNGMI
>>534820552god the go'el period was so fucking cringe it's unreal
>>534820267Wow some unique mogs that no1 gonna fucking miss and few expansions later other mogs that look the same will come back must be nice feeling ain't it? Must be great to be like that huh?
>>534819415How smelly are her balls
>>534819603Because Copeland's reputation was immediately flushed down the toilet when he was named as author for the Chronicles spin-off about Kalimdor which had more blatant mistakes in it than should legally be allowed from a "historian" (this pisses off the chuds) as well as several parts of it were deemed racist dogwhistles like Zekhan not being able to read elvish and learning form Lor'themar (black savage being raised by white saviour) or the Goblins being faulted for poisoning the Southfury river (Jews poisoning wells) (this pissed off the shitlibs).
So anybody associated with him, especially his wife, was just immediately discarded. Add to that that she mentioned in the same tweet that Danuser was lax and didn't do any controlling, instead just waving anything through - Which was exactly what the ideologists used to plant their pozzed seed in the Warcraft canon. See Picrel. Twittershitters all loved that, they loved Stevie D. being an "ally" and they hated Metzen for being an "Old Guard Chud" like the demon Alexander Asmodeus Afrasiabi and David "DEVIL INCARNATE" Kosak. Plus, most of them are friends *with* the ideologists that had free reign under Danuser so they are angry that their "friends" don't ahve that anymore and have to do chuddy videogame lore again about war and fighting and not hugging and cutemeets and transbian foursomes with dry orgasms.
Here, I fixed Shadowlands.
You're welcome.
>>534820750Not as smelly as mine >:3
>>534818529no pet battle??
i'm bout to blow a niggas brain
>>534820861I sometimes think AI is bad then I see art like this then I think AI good.
>>534813465Hot as FUCK
needs a stealthed dildo scene
>>534819415Literally a brat challenging my Kul Tiran who's been seven months at sea and bricked up like the Stonetalon Mountains and ready to make reverse Zuglings.
Lok'tar? You mean "Admirul's Favurr", you harlot.
>>534820861Unggh. Thicker.
>>534820209It just hit me
People really really hate dindus. There's nothing worse than an antagonist trauma dumping you about how bad their life is and why they got to this point. And that describes probably every single character but the ones people actually like like Garrosh, Daelin Proudmoore and Arthas.
>>534820346>didnt play 2-3 games during the second plunderstorm when it was damn near free
>>534815609Alleria existed for 1 RTS expansion before going on a 20 year hiatus just to return at the end of Legion because they needed a Sylvanas replacement.
Sylvanas is the most developed of all the sisters, but she's the one they've intentionally written to be a back stabbing banshee and they constantly flip flop between what her character actually has to be.
Vereesa was Knaak's OC that solely existed to be Rhonin's cum dump and has been a stagnant Shandris tier character since Rhonin was killed off, repeating the same arc of, will I learn to accept Sylvanas in my heart, or hate her for the monster she is for years and years.
Upon Alleria's return, they then gave Alleria also the same exact do I hate Sylvanas or do I want my sister back plot, but ten times worse because they actively make Alleria try to undermine the second faction in the game and bring Blood Elves back into the Alliance, before fucking everything up and then doing a Jaina tier she learned her lesson off screen character arc mid time-skip.
The major problem is all three sisters are heavily self inserted by females on the writing team which leads them to be a constant mess of stagnant characters repeating the same shitty arcs forever because nothing bad can ever happen to the Windrunners again.
>>534821053All for a title you're not going to use
>>534817278Insider here, full timeline of Worldsoul Saga development
>Danuser is a boss>TWW was just another DF type expac, with new races underground (original trolls) etc>Metzen is back in the middle of DF>"What the fuck have you done with the WoW?">Danuser got booted, Iridikron got yeeted into the pocket dimension>"How to salvage TWW and bring WoW back on track?">Human Light part was kept, Sword was brought back, Purple Bitch was made into the central villain>Harondir and all undergound hubris got thrown out, leaving TWW the barebones with 1 patch worthy of content>Announcement date, Metzen sold Saga while having very little of real TWW content behind>For TWW patch content it was decided to bring back BFA, SL and DF leftovers and rebrand them as something new.>For 11.2 it was decided to take some of Midnight leftovers and throw it in>Midnight have enough content to stand on its own.Midnight is going to party rock.
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>>534820750she does not have balls she is a fine lady.
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>>534821053Yeah you really are. You're wasting your time doing this shit when delve progress doesn't even unlock until tomorrow. Like you could have maxed out your delve season in that amount of runs if you just waited a few days.
Oh well, sucks to suck and be retarded.
>>534821134Your skin color is the same color of poop
>>534821184WTF is that weird hole where her dick is supposed to be??? Freaky ass fetish shit man
>>534821042Explains why people constantly shit on the current Alliance cast made up of dindus.
>>534821230>colorhello brown eyed mutt devil
How mad do you think the DF devs are now that they have to write about old world Warcraft stuff and not their OC sloppa?
>>534821230Never had white poop before but you do you Pablo
>>534812920sorry bro, our sappers have already planted dinky sticks of dynamite and spiky bombs in strategic places aboard your ship
>>534821042People like characters who are strong in their convictions, even if they might be seen as morally objectionable. That's why, despite being an okay character otherwise, Varian got clowned on for essentially doing
>we're gonna dismantle the horde>get to the point where they can dismantle the horde>jk okay just don't do it again :)It's boring and lame and immediately kills the immersion in the setting because you know instinctively it's done not because the character believes it, but because the status quo has to be preserved.
>>534821110I'll never get why High Elf fans want to self insert into Rhonins baby mama of all things
>>534821391I'm still waiting...just a crumb...
>>534821285Compared to the crimes of the Horde, the Alliance was simply responding to their aggression, lol. Always, in fact.
>>534813161what people "asked for" is 99% the most boring shit possible
Are world quests scaled to ilvl?
>>534821312Absolutely seething and it'll never stop. 11.2 was a big win for them, the more they can bring back SL content while retards go "oh they're just reusing the good ideas from SL!" the more they win, and people never wonder why they don't just use the good ideas from old Warcraft instead of SL over and over again
>>534821468You can literally go see Bea's balls anytime you desire on r34
>>534813161I asked for
>Actual good Old God and Titan lore.>An actual interesting location to go>Chens return.And MoP delivered.
>>534821312DF had their own OCs but it still completely revolved around the Aspects which are Knaak's characters.
TWW was full on OC sloppa with shit the like the half orc one armed bandit, the haronir whore etc until Metzen came in and shitcanned it all.
>>534821453Literally no other lore. They know their preferred race is nothing but a costume for attentionwhores so they clamour for every piece of written information to somehow gain an ounce of substance that ties them to this themepark of a fantasy setting.
Blizzard just need to make Shadowlands a fake afterlife (afterlives don't really exist in WoW, souls are fuel) which zuck the souls from worlds that have titan shit on them/worldsouls.
>>534821642European... heh... pathetic...
>>534821202my brother in christ, I'm not progressing anything, I click the portals, shadowmeld quit and repeat
No orc on Azeroth has ever lived in a mud hut
They've always been made of stone, wood and metal.
The only mud huts are found in Outland in Garadar.
>>534821725Souls as fuel always makes me sad and feel hopeless for the setting because everyone is destined to be soulvored by objectively evil gods. Can we do reincarnation instead?
Post worgslop
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What spec should I play if I want to signal to troons that I'll bottom for them?
>>534821793Oh wow, so you're even more autistic than i thought. Carry on, then.
>>534821273>>534820750>it literally keeps drawing dicks on them completely unprompted.one time it drew a cursed "ballgina
>>534821725They unironically just did this, there's a book in K'aresh where the ethereals speculate that the Shadowlands are an artificial construct meant to trap souls from going beyond the Twisting Nether and they don't know what's out there
>>534821896POV: You are on track to cough up hairballs for 2 weeks.
>>534821881>Souls as fuel always makes me sad and feel hopeless for the settingI mean it has always been the case honestly
>Shadowmeld.
That's an ick.
>Go'el
I had successfully memoryholed this embarrassing shit, thanks for reminding me wowg anons
>>534821881SL is one of the most nihilistic and bleak afterlife settings I've seen in fantasy and the fact that the writers regard it as a nice place with a few things that need fixed tells you a lot about how weird their belief systems are. No wonder they can't write compelling characters.
>>534821302Imagine getting beaten by โmuttsโ in literally every aspect and having to cope
>>534822043i glad he stayed thrall and not that garbage name
>>534822041>he doesn't shadowmeld and watch orcs fucking elf pussy 24/7weak
why was df so gay? danuser's kino?
Shadowlands should have just been a shadowy mirror of Azeroth (like the Emerald Dream is a green mirror of Azeroth), a transitional realm where souls pass through or linger for a while before passing on their way to the great mystery beyond.
And they should not have focused an entire expansion on it.
Making a universal afterlife for every one of infinite dimensions out there and then having like 10 characters that matter was a mistake.
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>Creator god of his race is called Aggramar
>Marries a woman called Aggra
Holy shit metzen. I finally see the vision.
Thrall shall be the Titans chosen, Aggramar's personal soldier. He will save us all.
I FRAKING KNEEL
>gay
the dragons were fucking and making eggs so often you had to go work at a daycare to take care of them alll
i have successfully healed 4 m0s & im starting to find it more comfortable than scary, maybe i rly will become a keyer :o im excited to learn & improve at wow!!
>>534822190they more or less said they let the entire team do whatever they want and it resulted in the art direction and writing becoming significantly more effeminate and furry
the last major patch of the expansion is out. rate tww from 1 to 10
>>534822298That is exactly what the shadowlands was this entire time up until the expansion itself which then retconned it into the insane abomination it is now.
>>534822346>by orcish naming tradition, Aggramar means Aggra Town
>>5348224134/10
Too much Alleria
>>534822384>doesn't jump from m0 pugs to m14 pugs and learns m+ in a day
https://youtu.be/Q7o44304zFk?t=3453
This battle music is very good
Legion making the Titans so personal and intimate to us that we fight two of them as bosses was a mistake.
>>5348224134/10
Too little Alleria
>tranny and gay characters completely eradicated after DF
lmao
>>534822552Legion as a whole was a mistake outside of Nighthold, the mage tower, and half of Antorus
>>534822552This is the correct take and by doing such a thing, it snowballed into things like SL and WW.
>>534822413>light vs dark, holding back the army of one nation from destroying another nation and eventually probably helping Xal'atath with some evil plan>participating in the Undermine gig economy and eating hot dogs>DIMENSIUS WILL CONSUME REALITY STOP HIM NOOOOOWwtf/10
>>534822552Kinda crazy what cosmic beings the player character has interacted with over time
>>534822552I'd argue the retcon of them not being fucking dead was the worst mistake regarding them.
>>534822552I want to get Alexstrasza's adopted mother pregnant desu
>>534822724Was she going to strangle a corpse?
>>534822384Iโm nervous to try m0s on my healer. I do dps and tanking but healing intimidates me. We both gonna make it tho! >:3
>>534822541It's really not. I'm sure you're the same anon who keeps posting about the dimensius choir but it's really not good.
>>534822724pov orc seeing who wins the battle of who has sex with you
>>534822793I think she was trying to snap her neck
>>534822679yeah but apparently the Maw Walker is no longer the same character who did the rest of the Champion of Azeroth stuff
>>534822384I was hung over and nearly had a panic attack doing the 'thread-the-needle' pull to the second boss in Halls of Atonement I ended up body pulling everything also Ion can fuck right off with two dispellable debuffs going out every 9 seconds
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>>534822627Bro, 2 gay characters show up in War Within.
>>534822413schizo/10. Makes BFA blowing through plot points seem like a cohesive narrative in comparison.
>>534822814noooo! everyone must be the same person!
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>>534822858the post-raid stuff got leaked and ve'nari addresses you as the maw walker then, she just pretends not to recognize you during the questing to keep your identity safe since secrecy is her whole shtick
>>534822793Tyrande's not known for being smart.
Remember that time in Warcraft 3 where she decided to blow up a bridge she was standing on to stop zombies from crossing the river, instead of blowing it up on the other side of the bridge?
>>534822183I don't get it
>>534822858Venari says something like "All hail the Maw Walker, slayer of Dimensius!" at some point after the raid.
>>534822962Well it definitely is 1 anon who keeps posting
>DI-MEN-SIUS!Cause he listened to the soundtrack. Whether you're that same anon i don't know, i'm just hazarding a guess you might be cause nobody else gives a fuck about this generic raid music.
>>534823102its silvermoon
i think silvermoon is gonna get purpled in the midnight kinomatica
>>534823037no wow player would have the power to impregnate a titan , just saying
>>534823037There's a Zuglet brewing in that bump.
>>534822384Congrats. You're such a good girl.
>>534822541yeah it's cool
>>534823182My meat is so small that I can't even make it past Whitemane's cheeks, I'd have no chance against a Titan
>>534823158there isnt a single post like that in this threaderino.
blud time to log off 4chan unc, you be crashingout fr fr.
>>534821924post s2 rio, now
>>534823248There's a very witty/educated girl in my guild that usually plays hunter but she's trying healer this tier and it's insane how she's immediately devolved into the submissive healslut personality, it's like a cosmic force.
>>534822678The second raid patches are always the most kino
>Blackwing Lair>Black Temple>Ulduar>Firelands>Throne of Thunder>Blackrock Foundry>Not-Tomb-of-Sargeras>WE-WUZ>Killed-the-Game(REAL)>What ever the fuck it was in Dragonflight>THE UNDERMINE Always the highlight of the expansion cycle, without fail.
>>534823354Whitemane? Oh honey she's BLACKEDmane now
>>534823473Has nothing to do with her being a healer. Her huntard brain got broken by her dog's knot.
>>534823373I didn't say he keeps posting in this thread specifically i meant he has been posting it periodically in multiple threads the past few weeks.
Actual fucking retard. Zesty ahh lil bro sdiybt
I fucking hate most RPers. Why can't your character have an interesting personality? Why is it always "I'm the most special person on the planet, here's my list of titles to refer to me as."? You look at their characters and their "At a glance" section is always some bullshit like "The room stops to look at her evanescent aura" like shut the fuck up man.
>>534823881unc crashing the fuck out
>>534823592Actually the soldiers at the monastery have been spreading rumors calling her Greenmane for some reason...
>>534823676How are dog knots so powerful?
>>534824012You already said that you're supposed to come up with something else witty to say now. First time lil bro? sybau
>>534823889Game doesn't let you have a powerfantasy so all the wish fulfillment is funneled into RP
>>534823889>Why is it always "I'm the most special person on the planet, here's my list of titles to refer to me as."I am paying $15 a month, fuck you, I am not going to RP being a shit lame person. If I wanted that I would go outside.
>sdiybt
>sybau
Is this some zoomer lingo I'm unfamiliar with or is it Indian words?
>>534824226Everytime you use nigger speak you give it more power. Ignore.
>>534824226>start digging in yo butt twin>shut yo bitch ass upyes
It's time for the daily preach!
>>534824226Yes it's retarded zoomer lingo. Anon uses some it against me, i use some it against him back. I fight fire with fire.
>>534824272I liked the theme of Dragonflight a lot but whatever he had in mind for TWW is really not it.
This game does not need more cringe OCs.
>>534824226uncle is just schizo crashing
best to ignore him
>>534824407>I liked the theme of Dragonflight a lotbeing a cocksucking faggot?
>>534824237Human archmage that accidentally turned herself into a little onahole but isn't in a rush to fix it
>>534824019Filthy lies, the only thing this proud and devout priestess desires is Tyrian Light-Titan powering her insides and the closest to that is a proud Kul Tiran Retribution Paladin.
Time to make more Tirlings.
>>534824476No, dragons you mindbroken faggot
Do ppl here ever think that maybe a blizzard dev would come here and see that half of wowg thread is porn?
>>534824089It's so fucking cringe. You can't be Malfurion/Thrall/Me'dan fucking get over it.
>>534824092kek fair
>>534824407TWW started strong and then Metzen destroyed with whatever the fuck Undermine was. Should've let Denuser cook.
>>534821881literally why would anyone want to play a character that looks like this
like in warcraft you can make a cool looking dude
but in ziv all the dudes just look like faggots
and people CHEWS this
actually embarassing
>>534824712>Should've let Denuser cook.You wanted more Faerin and Orweyna?
>>534821391>>534819415>>534810624https://catbox.moe/c/xe6efl
>I'm gonna get things done today he said, I'm not just gonna waste the day slopping wow characters fucking in taverns he said
Wait a minute... is this goldslut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn4u7k_xHdg
>get the desire to troon out and get on my knees for a futa calling me a good girl
>remember that ERP is boring because it lasts for hours in a good session
Full VR WoW with sex mod support when
i am ready for my no leavers wholesome femboys only NO TOXIC minorities are safe here +2 chill runs
>>534822413>the last major patch of the expansion is outno it isnt
seasons not even out and you have at least 2 months of class tuning for this patch
cant rate it yet
>>534824373this ugly subhuman deserves a pair of slaps across his dumb ass face ngl
>>534824981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmYwQlH8m3I
soon anon, pray Ion will talk about it at the reveal
>>534824859nta but yeah, i would have liked to explore them more instead of being whiplashed to goblin town then to fucking SPACE
>>534825167well i wanted more old wow stuff and not more OCshit so i won
https://www.wowhead.com/news/estimated-dps-loss-with-highlight-assist-and-one-button-rotation-in-patch-11-2-378081
OH NOOOOO!
Why do I think WoW a lot but when I open up the game I just immediately log off and just get to tired of playing it.
just a reminder that if metzen didn't come back we would be going to yet another original island after this expansion instead of quel'thalas and northrend
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Avaloren
>>534825226i dont really care what you want anon. you oldfags will never be satisfied because youre in love with the idea of classic and old shit. in practice you fags would do everything possible to skip it
>>534825342Because you're burned out but too addicted to give yourself a break from consuming content and news about WoW.
>>534825226>gets shadowlands broker shitheh yeah... won...
>>534825391It seems that Metzen liked that Arathi idea, and if Avaloren is indeed the mainland with them, then we will end up going there after the Worldsoul Saga.
Metzen's Kino
>>534824272I am seriously unsure what the fuck this guy did in Kingdoms of Amalur but that game kinda slapped and whatever sensibilities he carried over to warcraft just fucking fell flat on its face and people are oging to blame Chudlexander Chudfrasiabi for it.
captcha: asoyk
>>534825342No good fomo atm
Also it's a bum week. Everyone feels this way right now.
unc metzen cooked fr fr ong.
>>534825492If we get playable Ethereals it was worth it, but if not then yeah Orweyna would've been better
>>534825342Because you're caught up before weekly reset. Go take a fucking break, and we'll see you tomorrow.
>>534825570true dude true
>>534825619with an healer behind you yes
>>534825512Kalimdor is 100% next after TLT considering it's been ignored for so long and they are saving Azshara
Is he actually LE GOOD or is he just playing 5D chess?
playable pandas confirmed in midnight
Made some fries and a burger in the air fryer
Time for some worlo wawa
>>534825719azshara? a zone? if they would remove the ugly cataclysm horde symbol it would be cool
>>534825727He was already revealed to be bad and playing chess during the whole dreadlords being denathrius' minions reveal patch.
>>534825727He was sent there to spy on the army of light wasn't he? That being said it's fucking retarded that you can be lightforged and not get realigned from it
>>534824859Over BFA random unrelated patches? Absolutely. Take us to tranny rootlands instead of faggot goblinslop.
>We're going to tell a three expansion epic story!!!>Abandon the plot in favor of unused slop from the backlog after expansion launch
>>534825934horde symbol? r34 community would be angry about that
>>534824712Rootlands is lame
Undermine is kino
>>534825727he was good, but danuser's kino made him not good, but I think metzen's kino will make him good once again
cool shoulder pads btw
>>534826068there is no way emerald dream 2 would be better
>>534825727I think he went there spy on them but genuinely got converted in the end.
>>534826061Dreadlords are so 900000 IQ gigabrained that he probably foresaw being mindraped by the light and left himself carefully crafted instructions so future him would be following Denathrius's will while believing he was serving the Light.
>>534824373I can't wait for Liquid to win the race so we get another video of Preach crashing out and ripping a two hour video just spamming "facts" that are legit lies to feed his narrative.
>>534824483Only benefits from the form.
>>534826287the most logical explanation
ethereals are either playable or this was the biggest fuck you troll of all time
https://www.wowhead.com/item=249708/gleeful-glamour-ethereal
>>534825127He's as bald as this guy.
>>534825786you cooked a burg in the air fryer
how tf did you manage that
Isnt putting TWW on sale right before preorders open (and allow you to get it for free with new expac) scummy as fuck? Why would you want to buy TWW now instead of waiting one more week?
dracthyr derangment syndrome
>>534826287>These guys are actually nice >This is nice. I think I'll stick around
>>534826513scrapping danuser's work and preparation for incoming kino by Christopher Vincent Metzen in midnight
>>534826443Who's that? Ion?
>>534826348>>534826287Nah you're coping. It was this
>>534826294He was sent to spy on the light and he was able to survive the conversion because lazy writing says dreadlords are all playing seven layers of chess.
>>534826513A war that goes on within
>>534826654A metal youtuber.
>>534826513Me trying not to shit myself after a particularly potent curry
>>534824373I remember this trihard from his first cataclysm raid videos trying to fit in as a wow player to reach an audience just to get paid lol
>>534826429probably timegated and will release in 2 months
Honestly I was content to skip TWW because dwarves are fucking gay and just come back for midnight, but the thought of all those sweaty goblin nuts brought me back in 11.1...
It's a shame we didn't get to see Lothraxion join the Alliance, along with the rest of the Army of Light.
The Horde already had their own Nathrezim in Classic.
>>534826567you're right it would be better to wait if you want to preorder
but so far the expansion has always gone on sale with new patches and some people don't even want the new expac for whatever reason. There are still people running around DF at level 70
>>534826497you put it in
turn it on
wait
and its done
>>534826840Where even is he anyway?
>>534826743He quit his job as an "economist" to be a professional wow youtuber. This was in mop iirc.
>>534826904he disappeared after legion
>While his draenei comrades in the Army of the Light would go on to join the Alliance after the Legion's defeat, Lothraxion's allegiance remained unknown. He seems to have, for the moment, left the Vindicaar, possibly fighting surviving demons elsewhere, as he previously stated at the end of the Burning Crusade.
>queue normal BG
>it's a premade
>queue epic BG
>it's a premade
>queue skirmish
>it's a premade
With the amount of actual subhumans playing this minigame it's no wonder PvP is a laughing stock and completely dead.
>>534826979Wish I had a gf like that to choke me daily
>>534826979just get back from the vet?
>>534826979Where's the penis?
>>534827034I have a feeling he is going to show up in the Midnight prequel novel since Alleria and Turalyon are in it desu.
why is it not a currency?
>>534826979>no bangscover that cracked 5 head up
>>534826979ugly bitch
t. woman
i must....beat kyveza before reset
god i wish i was my vulpera
>>534827183maybe
mentioned there at least
>>534827052que shuffle
problem solved
>completely dead>dismissive wanking gesture
>>534827052queue up for rated queues retard
>playing in preseason
>>534827353hey whats the problem
>>534827353prettier than you?
>>534827681post you're toon if your so great
>allied races are all deleted and rolled back into their main race as customization options
>the racials are preserved as a new option for your character: heritage
>you pick a heritage for your character that determines your racials and some other things like a few heritage-exclusive questlines to unlocks some cosmetics
>neutral High Elves are added so Hordies can pick the Belf background and Allies can pick the Helf background. After the plot of Midnight everyone will have access to Velf.
>other backgrounds and customizations are added so we can have access to more low-effort race variants like gilblins, frost trolls, taunka, etc.
https://files.catbox.moe/brzqsj.png
No WoW for a whole day...
What's the plan for Tuesday? Slap myself right into mazing and bountiful delves?
I think fem dracthyr are cute in their human forms because I know it's a submissive transgirl that speaks in bottom language but then they use an ability and turn into Spyro (spiro heh), when will they get rid of the ugly dragon form
>>534827940What about Nightborne and Vulpera
>>534827940I do wonder if they will revamp the races at some point
shit like brown/green orc or drae/lf drae etc is so retarded in them being seperate races
i think midnight would be the expansion to do it with high elves all that
>>534827502>>534827576I'm not gonna subject others to me being shit in a ranked environment. I just want marks of honor for some mogs
>>534827940It always loops back around to high elf screamers
>>534828026idk why you would bother with bountiful delves honestly
just straight into maze plus
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>demon hunters came out in 2016
>>534827052pvp in mmos always has been and will always be shit
t. csgo chad
>>534828214>trump has 3 more years
>>534828214mfw i was only a neet through WoD, the worst expansion
i lost
>>534828026>https://files.catbox.moe/brzqsj.pngi like how fat her tail gets sometimes
>>534828363How I wish that bullet had blown his brains out.
>>534828226>I play a puzzle game where the only puzzle is use gun on man>I am a very superior maximum gamer
https://youtu.be/vYmFo8P5o-M
IT'S OUT
>>534824373>daily preach!more like daily grift
I'll say it... Blizz did a great job with K'aresh
>>534828181Delves don't make me nervous
>>534828454It's a specific thing I try to keep an eye on, that's the mark of health
>>534829029>muh mummy land!!!!ok
>>534829040What's more sensitive, her tum or her tail?
>>534828647his husband is named Storm
>stop playing WoW after how mad BFA made me during my weekly visionslop chores and Nylotha prog
>play again in the past month
>now I've gained an unironic foot fetish when I never got the point before
I've been sissy hypno'd, Xally won...
>>534829029>I'll say it...you don't have to
>>534829231yeah, kino character
>>534829254Bro missed visions so much he came back for the re-release.
>>534829126Anywhere the scales are white/light red
Probably under tail and tummy are comparable but I haven't drawn up the specs yet
>>534829551They aren't a pain in the ass anymore and you can do them as much as you need now so it was way less annoying. The main thing that made me mad was how if you messed up you had to wait until next week and how they handled the corruption vender
>>534829429>He actually play pet battlesYou did this to yourself
Hey sisters, havnt played in a long time but what happened to that guy who recorded his m+ runs (ragnaros, brazilian player I think) back in shadowlands, I remember some would share his vids in the general
>>534830097Someone is very upset that she doesn't have Foreman!!
whats teh fastest delve today bros?
no side street sluice thats a noob trap
>>534826840Nathrezim should be a Horde race desu
>it's another episode of subhuman thirdies premade farming
Midnight will be kino
>Sylvanas coming back
>Queen Azshara coming back
>Alleria turns evil and we put her down
>Lady Liadrin sexo model update
>Jaina milf model update
>Xal'atath
sexo.
Does each dragon flight has a favorite mortal race? I know emerald are besties with night elves but I dunno about the rest
>>534831309world of girlbosscraft
>>534831309>Jaina milf modelBut she has no kids
>>534831096cyะบa ะฑะปััั
>>534831574Give her some.
>>534831309my wife returning
i will finally put a child inside her fertile womb.
>>534831574She has, they are green and I take care of them
>>534831878She's dead, my guy. That womb is not fertile.
Why does The Horde have Dwarves and Pandas?
It's not looking good for us season 3 sisters...
>The raid looks mid (confirmed by Max) he also said that no dobby he will kill Mythic Dimensius week 1
>M+ dungeon pool is bad and only meta comp is good
>Mounts mogs and cheevos people are already complaining about the lack of mounts mogs and cheevos
>PvP is omega dead even on MoP
will housing save worlo?
>>534831309Midnight will be kino if I find a futa night elf gf that turns my belf into a faction traitor
>>534832098>PandasBecause they are based
>DwarvesBecause Blizzard is gay
>>534832098pandas are more horde than elves
>>534832156pvp (blitz) gonna be bussin
>>534832357What's that? Is that battlegrounds?
>>534832098>pandasfucking 1cm wrist retard
>>534829665those are scales? they look so soft
>>534830928Also curious. Any anons know?
They should just give all the writing positions to the Hearthstone team at this point. They seem more interested in doing cool shit with the universe.
Is there more companions than Brann?
>>534832430https://youtu.be/Ko6uFtOjyYA?feature=shared
Was it pinnacle of Warcraft?
Worgen and pandas should have been Horde
All elves should have been Alliance
>>534833239Nope. You will delve with Melvin and you will like it.
>>534833239@Brann is this real?
>>534833352kino that bears still use that animation
>>534830928idk man bountifuls aren't up who cares.
Forest Trolls will be an Alliance-only Race
This has already been confirmed
>>534833352>opening campaign with a rolling scrollWhy I've never seen this in WoW?
*Looks at Nerub Discord*
>Still no text channels
>>534833543fishing for tier on pvp characters
>>534833712You're in our text channel anon... BTW new raid times are Thursday/Friday 18:30 server time.
>>534833550Truth is, it'll be an Alliance-only game. Horde's gonna be deleted. Elf characters will be transferred to the Alliance as-is. Other races will be made non-playable and existing characters will be race-changed to diaper gnomes.
>>534833550>I hate Blood Elfiggers so fucking much I'll join the humans Kino
X2
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>>534833374>worgen on horde
>>534832578https://files.catbox.moe/5rrsld.png
Tiny tiny tiny scales, smooth and soft
>>534833840What do you mean fishing for tiers? Keep in mind I don't know shit about how to gear optimally,.
>>534820824At this point I would genuinely rather Anduin gay than he shack up with an ugly as fuck one-armed darkie who has one of the worst VA performances I've seen in a video game, has virtually no personality beyond "muh prosthetic", and who just had easily one of the worst storylines a character has ever had in this bottomless pit of complete dogshit storylines.
>>534833550>Forest Trolls on Alliance>High Elves added to horde, againcan you imagine
>>534832357what a fucking retard lmao
No one replied to bluds boring post so he replies to himself after 2 hours hoping someone bites lmao
>>534833843There was a vote?
they added night time to the campsites???
About to go play MoP rogue until they fix my fucking rogue. This is ridiculous. THE HERO TALENTS SUCK ASS.
>>534830365>another dogwould have been cool to have a tiny goblin foreman
In fact, despite all the jokes, playable forest trolls in the Alliance would be fair, as the Horde has already received several Alliance models.
>>534834132Same, anon. Not even counting all of the lore/in story cultural issues, I would have to continue looking at her on a regular basis.
That is unacceptable.
>>534833986if you do delves
you will get a chance at tier
you can only get two set after hitting 1600, if you get lucky youll be able to two set before you even que
if you get lucky two weeks in a row you will get 4 set in week two, actually idk about that i dont remember if you get a charge weekly or biweekly so at worst week 3
>netease paying bugmen to win the race
Love me some sanctioned cheating
leave ion hazzikostas to me
>>534834132>Anduin marries Baine>Tauren become neutral>every human gets a Tauren wife
>>534834836I would rather see China win than fat Jew Max or Arab Scripe
kyveza is really fun and really bullshit, but a "fair" kind of bullshit
hope i can beat her today
>>534834921Flamethrower M16 with an extra pistol grip?
>>534834836LiQUIT and Ecantwin both have financial incentives to win due to sponsors etc. so it's only fair for the Chinamen to get them too
>>534835106it shoots arcane missiles too
>>534833550>forest trollskal'dorei?
>>534835017the clone fuckery is aids. all other mechanics are kindergarten level of design.
Just tanked Halls of Atonement Mythic
I feel like just playing classic honestly.
>>534829429any list of pets one must own to succeed?
I'm rooting for Liquid because I'm American and a few of my friends are in the guild
>blizzard livefixed the brann xp in real time
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>534835407xufu pet guides
>>534835393what do you mean you don't like getting knocked back every 2 seconds
>>534835430Throwing money at someone doesn't make you their friends
Are there more trannies who are plappers or plapees on Moonguard? I was thinking about making an alt there to get bullied by one but I don't want a sub
>>534831970Anduin will fuck the undeath out of her
>>534835393Why does no one play tank? Could it be because m+ is the most soul crushing experience you can get? Maybe it's because you're never getting a raid spot because every guild has 2 token officers sleeping playing tanks. What could it be? Is any tank class fun right now?
>>534835785>Anduin will fuck the undeath out of herbut r34 showed me it was the other way around
>>534816673did i get hacked? this is 404 for me...
>>534835785This pairing post-SL is gross tho.
She had him tortured in turbo mega hell, ruined his life, and now they're going to fuck? I hate that a lot.
>>534836123Wish fulfillment for the average Sylvanus enjoyer.
>>534836123>She had him tortured in turbo mega hell, ruined his life, and now they're going to fuck?That's the average American marriage
>>534835393I bet no one kicked the loyal beast cast and everyone died one by one
jailer?
more like
the failer
lol
>>534835828I've only played two tanks, paladin and warrior. I'd say I enjoy paladin more. Warrior needs more finesse and fast reaction speeds. Paladin is just a smooth ride.
>>534836209I felt so cool kicking, knocking up and then flying over to stun them all to keep them busy.
As a healer, of course, the DPS were doing whatever
>>534836323>NIGGER>NIGGER ELF>CORPSE>FURRY SHIT>FURRY SHIT>NIGGER SQUARED>NIGGER>TRANS DWARF>QUEEN OF SPADES>NIGGER>JEWISH NIGGER>FURRY SHIT>FURRY SHIT>SCALEY SHIT
>nobody wants to play with me in the season
its so fuckinfg over
>>534835828>want to play game>have to play a job market simulator for an average of half an hour after week 1 of season>hardly get to play>choices are either quit game or find a workaround>blue guys get to play game apparently, will almost always get in>however it costs to be the boss>you must now do homework, and some of that homework involves you learning from experience and being hated for it, and/or watching streamers do things that only work in fully competent routes>hmm>also the 4 other people you are escorting have a high chance of being on their period>despite these annoying downsides, you assure yourself this is better than sitting in queue for 30 minutes>also you'll never get into raid ever again unless you are off specced into dps or healer, so you're stuck in the maze somewhat permanentlymeh
>>534836456Everything I play is in Trans/Foid. Wonder what this could possibly say about me...
Something is fishy
K'aresh seems to be alive (the worldsoul)
I bet Xal is going to eat him
>>534836782>BORING>NIGGER ELF>META WHORE>NIGGER>META WHORE>NIGGER DWARF>AUTIST>TRANS DWARF>FURRY SHIT>BURGER>FURRY SHIT>REDDIT AUTIST>FURRY SHIT>SCALEY SHIT
>>534836456All of my characters are in the trans category
heya it's daniel, I'm new to this goblin patch thing
where the FUCK do I have to do for those 10car missions thing?
why is vdh allowed to deal so much damage?
why hasnt dh been deleted from the game yet?
>>534837210get in your car and press 5 to start accepting jobs
do it around :30 on the clock to participate in surge pricing
>>534837210Mount the car and one of the button turns on extra world quests.
>>534836456I like being the dragon though..............
What even is the point of subbing without buying the expac
>>534837210Press on the job button then follow the arrow on your head
>>534837467for people who are new or EXTREMELY casual, like, to the point of being clueless and being happy just by punching things
>>534836702I play tank
>the classes are boring>I can easily get into any key or normal/heroic raid>I cannot get into a mythic guildI play healer
>I can easily get into keys>I can easily get into any Normal/Heroic raid>I am bored out of my mind healing mythic and its simply not fun>healing high keys is a nightmare unless in a coordinated group>only a few healers are fun>I cannot do outdoor content or farm easilyI play dps
>classes are fun>I cannot get into a normal/heroic raid unless I overgear it>I cannot get into keys unless I'm overqualified>I cannot get into a mythic raiding guild because even world 1500 guilds are looking for fotm specsIt's all so tiresome
>>534837416That's nice sweetie. Now chop off your balls.
>people are analyzing the Jailer leak and the whiteboard handwriting is identical to Metzen's
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
TOTAL SHADOWLANDS VICTORY
UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF LAUGHING AT US ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
>>534837467mounts mogs and cheevos
>>534837265BrM is apparently going to be the highest dps tank in M+.
Also, man I'm kind of just sitting around waiting. My buddies don't seem too interested in playing atm but hopefully that will change come tomorrow. The one guy said he was still going to play
>>534837210Guess I could slowly grind renown to get rank 16 or w/e the unlock level is for prof points
i am NOT tanking this season.
>>534836456Is there a difference between players who play in visage form and those who stick to Dracthyr form?
Lightforged Draenei are very pretty...
>>534838104Scalies vs Troon Scalies in denial
Pick thy poison
>>534837854that's nice but I'm still her favorite driver
>>534838104Visage form= HSTS
Dracthyr form = AGP
>>534837984i AM tanking this season.
but i don't know any routes and have barely touched these dungeons so i don't know any mechanics either so i'm scared.
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>>534837574you've had 20 years to make friends in this game nigga
>>534838213The former thanks
>>534838257It's crazy taxi. Just drive around and follow the arrow over your head.
>>534836702just do heroics to learn routes and try new things. heroics are also very good for learning typical problematic points. since population in heroics is even dumber than your typical "+2 blast run", you will know all the spots, where:
- people asspull,
- people cannot into skips,
- people cannot into interrupts,
- fucking pets will pull half the dungeon, etc etc.
i always run mazes+ with an assumption that my party is a set of complete dumb braindead degenerates who will fuck-up on each and every step. makes life and planning easier from that point onwards.
have low expectations = you will not be disappointed and stressed. have high expectations = you are the source of your own problems.
real problems start when you start assuming that your maze pug is same as mlg r1 chinks and will do everything perfectly.
also, once you get used to it - after couple of pulls you will be able to tell if your pug is actually a group of braindead fucktards or if they know a bit on how to play the game.
and one more thing. when you are playing with pugs from lfg - you really want to prio your defenses and survivability over everything else. it is only with good static comps you can start worrying about your damage as a tank.
>>534836323Should look like this
>>534838229go back to /lgbt/
its suppose to be a containment board for you fuckers
>>534838376>the anime faces on discord are my friendsyou are an officer aren't you?
>>534838229what on if i just like to wear pretty clothes?
>Farseer resto is meta
>You don't talent healing rain for M+
thank FUCK
what if tanks had an option trade active mitigation for more damage?
for example prot war could spend rage on rampage/slam/heroic strike instead of ignore pain or shield block
>>534839460guardian already does this
Are these hard by the way...
Do Draenei bleat if i pull on their tendrils
>having to do the low-level easy af delves to be able to do the delves we need to fill up the vault
Game pls, just let me run into the harder shit so I can have a bit more fun. Same thing with heroic dungeons but at least it'll be fast af to gear up tomorrow (it's already fast desu)
>>534837467that's what classic is for
>>534839867No. Do the 11.2 story and you'll be 650-660 ilvl from quest rewards.
>>534839460Isn't that just pressing another revenge instead of shield block or ignore pain?
>>534840163Haaii. I'm just learning things.
In a perfect world a new thread would have been made right now... but this is not a perfect world
>>534817270whatever happend to this fucker, he was super woke then got outed as a sexpest that his whole guild defended, then it turn out everyone hate his guts anyways from asmon to liquid max. last i heard he started doing kick streams
>>534840624kinda weird you can get the mana skimmer schematic before the mana skimmer
>>534833374>Worgen in the HordeYouโre an actual fucking retard
>Be me
>love summoner type classes
>Demolock and BM is fun
>Wish I could be healer for faster queues
>TFW my BM isn't summonning spirit beasts to heal and buff my allies and instead I am just occasionally summoning some random animal to bite the boss
>TFW I can't leverage my knowledge of the occult to infuse my allies with demonic power at a great cost of their soul and their conscience and instead I am just diarrhea-shitting imps that then alohasnackbar into the boss
my life. It is suffering.
wow sucks but the music is kino af, how did they do it?
https://youtu.be/4Qf_EPcgbSs
>>534838439This guy fucks
+1 Reddit gold
The same philosophy works as a healer. Always assume someone is going to go 100 to 10% in 1 second
the ethereal gun is so sick
>>534840928That's a sword anon...TP4NP
>>534839595>>534840268yes but neither revenge or cat form do any damage
>>534835828I fucking love tank but I am so goddamn tired of not being able to tank in raids unless I raid lead a pug. Fucking Christ this is not what I signed up for.
>>534841005it goes pew pew :)
>>534835892POST FULL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>534840884i miss hots so much
>>534840624I'll do it in 5 months and take 1/4 of your time to do it.
>>534840624Did you do it as a tank like everyone else who cheeses the fight?
>>534834836>PLS COME BACK WE PAY YOU MONEYOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when i play prot paladin is feel incredibly strong
i feel like my abilities are actually hitting
but when i play brew nothing feels good apart from keg
>>534841450Of course, not having to rely on Brann's potion RNG is what smart people do.
>jailer leaked confirmed for fake
WE
FUCKING
LOST
>>534841676Max is disgusting to look at, I don't like his Jewish hair, he sounded like a pussy when they quit on the jailer, and having more competition than only Liquid vs Echo would make it more entertaining
No I'm not going to shame you for liking feet. If you like feet I don't care.
The problem I'm theorizing about is: memes like "Xala'tath feet lol" that are embraced by the community and humored by Blizzard (don't pretend they aren't, these camera angles aren't accidental) are proof that everyone is willing to indulge in humor based on titillation, but they will only do so if it's either A) a "safe" fetish or B) a joke.
What do I mean? Well there seems to be this ridiculous hierarchy where some sex-jokes are fine and some are not. If Calia Menethil became plot relevant and wore a gown that showed off her huge breasts, and camera angles made subtle jokes where her cleavage was very noticeable or peeked into frame 3 minutes before the rest of her did, and the community began making milk truck jokes, I believe that would be considered "crossing a line" and Blizzard wouldn't do it to begin with.
Similarly if Sally Whitemane went back to wearing that outfit everybody actually knows her for where her ass is hanging out, would everyone be as comfortable making jokes about it? I don't believe so. This does exist in another Blizzard property - Overwatch - but the character design in that game is night & day compared to something like Alleria's redesign for TWW. Would the same offense manifest if it was, say, Baine's ass? I don't think so. That would be discouraging 'pride' which is verboten.
So we're left in this awkward situation where the character designs, game community and Chris Metzen all speak out against sexy character design, but then introduce this character with lovingly-modeled feet because a foot fetish isn't something soccer moms will picket against. Foot fetishes are strange and to a lot of people humorous. Feet don't make sense to most people; therefore all those repressed impulses and desires to poke fun can be dumped into it.
The post-ironic millennial terror of being genuine also comes into play here, I think, but that's getting way too into the weeds.
>want to play holy paladin
>every new spec is some janky ass shit
now i need to rely on infusions to fucking heal
what is going on
>>534840884Anduin looked the best in HotS
>>534841995most people don't think feet = fetish and a floating corpse ghost having its feet out is pretty common imagery
>>534841995those feet are made for orcs
>>534842032Me on the left
tell me (1) single reason why should i care about lore when 99.9999999% of my gameplay is not related to it
>>534842269Your gameplay is related to the next 750 replies in the next thread trust me
Stand as One
FOR THE ALLIANCE
>>534842269no? just do what you like and i will do what i like, i don't give a shit if you don't care about the lore
>>534842269because wowg cares about lore and this is wowg so if you're here you should obey the thread culture? faggot
>do ??
>get killed because my fucking trinket has a super bright and gaudy light show effect that obstructs the fucking lines on the floor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534842587sorry, not the trinket, THE FUCKING BORROWED POWER CAPE
>>534841995just wait until you learn about furry suits, scalie fetish avatars and robotification
>>534842568One fan art and it used as a weapon by asmon tards, granted that art should be deleted
>>534841995Anon, you need to get off twitter and right-wing discord servers. They're damaging your braincells.
>>534835828tanking is only fun in m+
>>534842032I unironically want Holy Light spam back.
Miss me with all this melee healing shit.
>>534813465>he made my requestthank you very kindly :3