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>>(JP)>Banners:>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
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>News:Mini Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U - 8/17 (Sun) 19:00 (JST)
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)
>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)
>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
*suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck*
>Have to wait for 6 hours to get a Poozu thread
lame...
Her voice filtered billions...
Commenting here so that we don't use the other thread
>SENSEI, It seems we have been locked inside
>But I really need to pee!
Would you let your precious student use your mouth as a toilet?
hasumi32
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Coom in Hasoom
>>534809320>AtsukoI'm an Atsukolet sadly. Honestly my options are extremely limited
>>534809328j u s t fuck my shit up then, I'd rather just hit Binah with Yuzu's EX for a whole hour if I'm gonna be malding that much
>>534808713Try bHoshino with Seia/nyFuuka. She's surprisingly very competent against the cat because of her def ignore.
Erm, the other thread was made first so we should all go post there
We hate prefect team here
g34f234
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>>534809915sure, but only Chinatsu
>>534809589 (OP)Warming up with Shiggy...
>>534809939hell no
she can pee on the floor
>>534810172There's no way I'm letting that precious fluid go to waste
>>534809904Yeah, filtered billions of buckets of my semen into her womb.
Help, my calculator is thirsty.
>>534809980NTA but look up some of the old teams that were used in the last GA and TA. You had all week to find a decent team, no excuses
>>534809589 (OP)(You) canonically took a bath in a hot spring with her. She saw (You) naked and (You) accidentally touch her inappropriately despite wearing a blindfold.
Hey anon who bought an account with jades here.
I got a warning notification yesterday related to the payment system for some unknown reason but nothing happened until today when I tried to open the game and looks like I'm banned.
I am tired of bosses that make you think. I want to return to Binah
>>534809904Her personality should have filtered billions. She acts like a low-life lumpenprole.
>>534810451>things that didn't happenCool story bro.
>>534810498I thought that was a common random error
>>534810498@arona is that true?
>>534810429was having too much fun doing sanding work on my Nu gundam. I've seen some runs with onsen stoat but if I wanna replicate that I'd need to shell out a lot of elephs which I really didn't want to do
>>534810575ASMR stories are canon
>>534810498This looks like their anticheat error though. Try launching on a clean device, actual phone if possible?
>>534810498Reinstall or verify, this seems related to some nexon service not starting
>>534810498sovlless accounts are no better than bots
totally deserved if you actually got banned
>>534810498NGS is probably Nexon game security, aka their anticheat.
>>534810535Wait for the Gehenna chapter to reveal her as a terrible criminal working for the Thunder Emperor
>>534810352Quite the long hair
inverted nipples
https://x.com/Yeah_bomber/status/1954883071918109030
Kayoko seems like a reasonable person. Why does she hang out with two psychopaths and an idiot?
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>>534809980>>534809234>Borrow SenaUse cHare, my half-assed run works so you should be able to do it too. (I had shitty positioning because I forgot to move cHare closer to sHanako for her normal)
>>534810807Nigger I do not use elons cuck platform
Host that shit elsewhere you double faggot
>>534810654why would you?
unless....
hina34
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>>534810498>buying an accountabsolute cuckery at least you posted a screenshot with the ID so it makes reporting easier
>>534810604I would never stop sexually harassing Yuuka
Post planners. Skipping band if I have to spark both shupos.
Which students are smoking?
>>534810987>implying nexon will do shityou have literal hackers at the top of your raid leaderboards
>>534810498>buying accSoulless
>>534810521Isn't it the next GA raid next week?
>>534810871to spite Ako probably
>>534811105nexon will absolutely clamp down on whatever costs them money
>>534810807>inverted nippleshttps://litter.catbox.moe/rlj8xirkd9tc38n5.jpg
>>534811105They get banned during the maintenance after every raid.
hina70
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>>534811068Kayoko, Misaki, Hinata, Ui, Satsuki, Saori
>>534811254>we were denied thisThis is why Child betrayed Nexon btw
>>534811167Want NY. Fuuka but can't invest enough. I got S.Azusa by doing the same before.
Let's just hope Azusaanon will deliver the final blow for better /bag/
>>534811254Ui has canon pit hair, she doesnt shave anywher
>>534810871PS68 is pretty chill compared to most Gehenna clubs, all things considered.
>>534810521I do not fucking want to see you complain about crit-malding when he next rolls around
>>534810931Well, too late, I settled for a slightly higher INS score. Hopefully my score doesn't drop too much, currently at 7910
>>534811254Smash Paruru, crush Paruru
Zoos bro if your here reading: Don't do it, the ban evading website never left!
>>534810498You get what you deserve for listening to seamonkeys and jeets shilling their account selling services. Did you really think it was a joke when people said that the chances of getting banned for buying an account were really high?
>>534810604easily the most worthless student in the game. only good for reverse ntr, even nexon agrees with me
>>534811539>when people said that the chances of getting banned for buying an account were really high?no one said that
It's quite simple
I see Hasumi
I yeet
>>534811503Paruru should make Ui's alt.
>a white hand broke the monkey
>>534811618> TomorrowWrong schedule, nigga.
>>534811618You're a week off and no.
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
>>534811707more like literally everyone
>>534811734why did she do it? i thought yuuka was her friend
>>534811707Yuuka doesn't deserve this.
>>534811514>>534811574>>534811709stop trying to get me to jerk off
>monkey is literally scared by zoos that he is getting exposed
Do it zoos
>>534811606If you don't believe it, then go check the archives. Not sure what makes you think that I would just lie about something like that as if it were funny
>>534811709since you gonna ban evade and post porn anyway, can you post some nice art?
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>534810871PS68 get along well and all like each other, which is more than can be said about Gourmets or Prefect Team
idk which is hotter sensei getting cucked by mika or yuuka getting cucked by noa
nani_are
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Cuck Yuuka has to be the most unfunny and overused joke in this community
>>534811996School Lunch Club? Medical Emergency Club? Going Ho- I mean, Twinkle Star Club?
>>534812014why is this censored?
sensei9
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>>534811825ew, go bother someone else
>>534811825the starting girl always loses. also everyone loves to indulge in a bit of sadism
>>534809761childs students? I am sensei
>>534812108Because he is physically incapable of doing anything positive at all.
Yuuka won in my timeline and that's all that matters
>>534812189i don't get it
>>534812068She's just a victim of a trope that applies more appropriately to other gacha games.
>>534812330shut up and jerk off
>>534812068Dumb Yuukafag. This is why you stay a loser just like her.
Based zoos breaking out the schizo
fellas
what do we do about the students
>>534810957haha! no tiddies for ye
>>534812157Sensei is there for all of his students.
>>534812390Post more first
>>534811413F*rfie is monkey's orbiter. Dunno how people haven't figured it out.
Sometimes it takes a little push...
Stop posting actual children and hags here
IMG_2320
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I love Iroha
>>534812630......how did you figure it out?
>>534812686Your precious desert rose
c173a0
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Billions must die.
file
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>>534811062hopefully I won't need to spark both d.aru and hikari. I kinda want to save for post fes
>>534812718you should find the zoos poster that lives near you dress him up and make him suck your cock
the whole thread is gonna get nuked at this rate
>>534812157In terms of instant noodles? Probably Karin or Asuna, Seia doesn't know a thing about plebian food and Rio is Rio.
>>534812068It's not a joke if it was made canon. Try giving me an example of another student being treated like Yuuka by the devs.
>>534810749The red winter onsen event shows that her and Megu are one of the most dangerous criminals in Kivotos. Their philosophy of blowing shit up, rebuilding into a hot spring, then blowing it up again when it ceases to function means eventually they'll turn everything into a crater.
On Kasumi's momos she says she doesn't care about building hot springs, she just wants places to explode
Nell (1)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>534812809>d.aruSelector her on 4.5th fes. Now you have free 24k pyrox.
>>534812738Do you really?
>>534812630I remember seeing him in other generals (GFLEX?) saying that NTR and MMF gangbang was fine to him but hates yuri. Makes sense.
>>534812390Where is her wing?
IMG_2049
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wouldn't mind a repost of that gif
>>534812105Who does Sena get along with, the dead? And I don't think Kayoko is much into cooking, or working yourself to the bone for the least grateful student population in all of Kivotos. I can see her hanging out with Kirara and Erika though.
>>534812068what's the most fun and least used joke in this community then?
>>534812807Be careful. These predators always attack in pairs.
>>534812839ogogee is chapafriends too?
>>534812859yuuka deserves this for how she treats momoi
GookAko4
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Iroha will never have an alt stop talking about her
>>534812859>Try giving me an example of another student being treated like Yuukaelaborate
>>534813087you are retarded
>>534813096No it's triple.
>>534812897I am already planning on using that for o.shigure..
>>534812993This is my fetish, so it's okay.
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>>534811062Newcutie
>>534812897Hmm... did they shuffle around the selector pool after creating the archive pool?
>>534813331please tell me there is a full thing
>>534813204I AM NOT LAFFIN
>>534813204Stop being obtuse. You know what I mean.
>>534812068I find Gomen Yuuka much funnier than the 100kg thing but hey, to each their own.
>>534813360down to earth plan. the abstinence from rolling is gonna be tough
>>534812970>fagfie is a cuckThat explains why he sides with monkey
>>534813565Omg It's Ariana Grande
Extremely organic posts once again, and at the same hour as usual
>>534813019yes its your student
>>534813654schizo's got a schedule it seems
keimom
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is the "status quo" a myth? in few months the GDD will have a 5th member
Please kill yourself you obnoxious tranny wretch
>>534813690HOLD THE PHONE!!!
https://k%69wi.st/vg
I found the website the schizo has been using
Now if only /bag/ work together to shutdown this or report to fbi
>>534813769I want to molest koharu so bad..
IMG_2195
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>>534813329I’m working on it
yeah that looks like a safe link to click
>>534813741>gets cucked even out of being the momLMAO
>>534812327She's my favorite as well but she's also fun to fuck with. That's what you do to tsunderes.
>>534813637Is this a new meme I'm not aware of?
>>534812970He probably lied about yuri to fit in at that moment, cuckoldry and yuri go hand in hand
I also remember he was actually rejected from some /bag/ community in another gacha and he actually fucking said "I'm f*rfie how can you not know who I am"
>>534813774thanks now I can shitpost twice as hard
>>534813893Sorry it's Aristotle
>>534813487it's almost just as regurgitated but at the very least it's based on an in game story
Yuuka's jokes are just plain bad in general
>>534813426Either elaborate or forfeit bitch
>>534813741>Scenario Writer>Illustrator>Programmer>QAWhat will Key's job be?
Where's tokibro when you need her the most?
>>534814172need her for what
>>534814019Manager/nagger
>>534814172Kill yourself monkey
>>534814010>but at the very least it's based on an in game storyso is yuuka getting cucked, we all watched the youtube short, we all played the pajama event
>>534814010>at the very least it's based on an in game storyMy dude, have you read the Halo Festival stories? Noa literally roofies Yuuka so she can have you to herself for the night.
>>534814225why is there a weird mosiac around your image
>>534813834>>534813851Just use vpn to open it. It's literally how that schizo ban evades.
>>534813774>they literally pay gold membership to schizopost faster
>>534814391>>534814359its canon and anyone who denies it is delusional
>>534814487That's pathetic
What is it about generals enjoying themselves that mindbreaks these kind of people so fucking much
>>534814518Absolute minimum, if they accelerate as fast as possible, four more weeks. Probably more like six or eight.
>>534814518Between 1-2 months depending on acceleration I think
>>534813774one could even post nsfw on purpose somewhere else just to burn their IPs haha.. imagine..
>>534814535exactly, i don't even dislike yuuka or anything, i don't really care about her
but you can't deny that the devs made her the punching bag of the game for some reason
>>534813907>how can you not know who I ami remember him sperging out on /pol/ with the same premise. very delusional dude
>>534814794Next bluefes for sure
>>534814359>>534814391I hope you niggas never get into a relationship if you consider your friend talking or working with your gf cucking
>>534814554You tell me. Fucking every single persistent thread on this entire site has at least one schizo devoted to ruining it. How? Why? What's driving these "people"?
Untitled
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>Waow! Sensei, your vague bullshit advice really solved all my problems! As expected of an adult!
One thing I hate about BA writing is overpraising the Sensei for nothing. In the main story you can literally ignore most of the fights or even misuse EX skills on purpose and the next thing you hear is how great your leadership is.
Is this simply a hint on how powerful just the presence of dick is for the high school girls?
weird timeline of /bag/ i got into
>>534814910If my male best friend and my girlfriend were to spend time together without me you better bet I'd get suspicious and anyone who wouldn't is retarded.
>>534814480Thanks a lot detective zoos, now that explains a lot of things. Also the owner is literally the same faggot who posted here in the claiming the website didnt work. Yup I will take a break for a while
>>534815112>What's driving these "people"?Mental illness. But what I want to know is what is sustaining them? How do they make enough money to survive when they post this much?
>"""""""""Suddenly""""""""" one of side of the arguments stops
>Garbage starts getting spammed
Why don't you honor kill yourself already, this shit is so fucking embarrassing
>>534814910the implication is what matters here
the devs didn't just make gomen yuuka canon because they thought it would be funny to reference an innocent meme
again, imagine a different student getting the same treatment as yuuka
imagine that it was mentioned out of nowhere that asuna like nigs, or whatever
Kisaki should wear socks. Everytime I see her I can't stop thinking how sweaty and stinky is in there. Kinda disgusting, little lady
>>534815347Don't leave your princess needs you
>>534815408Autism bux and welfare. Most countries allow completely deranged people to just live off the state's teat.
Well maybe next thread will be better
Can you stop triggering my AGP? Thanks
>>534815321what shştty friends you must have
>>534815490
>>534815510I've seen the other pictures in this set so I know what's going on but out of context that just looks like femsei shat herself.
jacking off to this thread
Yeah /bag/ is unusable...
see on stream day
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments
>>534815408Welfare bucks pretending that you are a minority or living under their parent basement
>>534815684>m-medssee? you can't refute me.
i'm sorry that yuuka was made the canon loser cuck in the game, pick a better student next time
I don’t like gomen memes because it’s always between two girls I like
>>5348151124chan is the only public place left where mentally ill people don't get banned forever within a single day (unless their mental illness takes a politically approved form of course). And yeah, they are mentally ill, I'm not saying this as insult, they let it slip about taking or not taking their meds and about their disability benefits from time to time. It took me a decade but I realized that the schizo shit is not a joke or a larp, and hasn't been for a long time. 4chan is also the only place where samefagging and ban evading has gotten worse because the moderation tools were never meant for IPv6 and mobile. So the crazies are funneled here because they have nowhere left to go, and the chans aren't equipped to stop people as dedicated as the mentally ill tend to be.
>>534815848I mean it's pretty common during these hours
students with the biggest cocks?
my mind just ignored the "semi"
>>534815826https://youtu.be/RcDjdfwIB6w
>>534816069anon shared proxy fe url so now everyone is nsfw posting along with monkee
>>534815871>parent basementOh yeah, I wonder what's going to happen when so many of such parents die off leaving these incapable kids to fend for themselves. I guess just more welfare. I hate taxes.
>>534816070Simple because they refuse to let ID to be implemented. Now look at the other site and it's literally schizo free with someone creating script to filter 1 post IDs
>>534809589 (OP)I wish I had this girl.
>>534815217Highschool teenage girls are not exactly the most savvy or wise kind of people, sensei.
>>534816210Good, just burn the IPs
>muh ids
Of course it's you
nobody tell the ibuki poster about the proxy
>>534816070hahaha lol imagine if they actually updated the website and cared a bit about the user experience
>>534816072Mika is definitely in the top three
I won't roll the skipogakis no matter how much you pretend to like them
I
This is why the other tab is better
>>534816443>shitposter is scared by IDs
>>534816448come to think of it, did anything happen after some of the mods got doxed? did at least one pizza get ordered
>>534815953>see? you can't refute memy argument is that you're either a schizo or someone with attachment/abandonment issues due to past experiences and I trully do hope you get better
>pick a better student next timeI'm sorry is it my fave that has her whole fanon personality built around being a homewrecker because her in game character boils down to being a side bitch?
>muh ids le bad
Keep seething monkey
there is a site with IDs ready available to everyone
I hope everyone is having fun
Doesn't even need to be IDs, just bring back the IP count
on one hand, i like IDs because they allow you to quickly and effectively filter undesirables
on the other hand, i like giving help in one post and then baiting in another
we just can't have nice things around here
>>534816026https://youtu.be/eYM2f9w9_RE?si=1KHywcEib7jCaf0L
What about Koyuki getting chased
>>534811062Here.
>>534813360>Hmm... did they shuffle around the selector pool after creating the archive pool?No, they just update the selector pool each X.5th fes (they add all new permanent students up to Xth fes).
>>534816278/pol/ and /biz/ of all places have IDs but it still 10x times worse for some reasons.
>>534816692>s-shizo>psychobabble bullshitit's so fucking over for Yuuk-ACKs, it's not even funny by this point
>>534816974and they would be even worse if they didn't have it
>>534816841you can't filter undesirables because that site doesn't block VPNs which means it takes 1 second to get a new ID. you people trust in these things way too much
>>534816974Because it's about politics and not bloody video games.
>>534816974>I'm too stupid to filter IDs who shitpost nonsense shit and indiansThat's (you) problem
>>534816974IDs can only mitigate those shithole they are unsalvageable, but do imagine what it would be like without them
>>534816692That nigga doesn't know what nuance is, give up
>>534816974NTA. Maybe. But if our exile to /bant/ taught me anything, it's that you can just make them disappear with 1-2 clicks. Like that leaf shitposter back then who kept spamming pepes and gore.
>>534816278>schizo freeLast time I used there it was getting spammed so hard by child models that the entire front page of recent imageposts across all boards was that spam.
>but muh filt-That doesn't make it schizo free any more than this place, which is also perfectly usable with filters.
There's plenty of places to go if you don't want to use an anonymous imageboard, stop trying to tank the one benefit this place still has.
>>534817194>1 post by this ID
>>534816974>>534817131The funny thing is that moot added IDs to /pol/ back when he was trying to kill it, they were even permanent back then
>he thinks he's anonymous
>>534810498What's the point of buying an account when the game is free and most of the fun is at the start and experiencing your students' growth daily?
PvP is meh and getting Plat isn't even worth buying an account for.
Seriously, I'd rather your type just get banned and excluded, it's utterly subhuman behavior.
>Checking out artbooks
>Come across this masterpiece
What the fuck. We were fucking robbed.
>>534817268>you see, yuuka being the canon cuck is actually a very nuanced topic
I don't understand how people can like the real stuff. All the girls are drugged to hell, it's not even hot. I'll stick to the loli doujins.
>>534817363/b/ had them before /poi/ if I recall correctly
I don't know what's about the designated shitposting boards that get actually useful improvements
>>534817465Bro what are you saying. Stop
>>534817396>most of the fun is at the start and experiencing your students' growth dailyok, you convinced me to not buy an account
mmoi
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what's up with the sudden dunkin on yuuka?
especially after that certain zoos post from previous thread?
the timing got me curious
glowbuki
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>>534817417Yes, Noa was supposed to be Aris originally but since the rest of the gamers are small, they made a smaller character
GookAko posters really are vermin
>>534817073>has to headcannon xer fave cucking the other girl because she's so forgettable she has to be stappled to a superior girlyeah uh huh ok nigga
>>534809993No nyFuuka
I ended up using team 6 and got kurokage to ~6m hp which was doable by my cleanup team
Now I am a bit salty I didn't attempt torment earlier
>>534816692you're replying to the same one shitposter that pushes a shit narrative about a different student every day
>>534817539No need to dunk on Yuuka if the game does it for you.
>>534817539Wouldn't you like to know Momoi boy
>>534817417I heard someone say that the railgun means Noa's design was meant for Kei, was there any truth to that or was that just retarded speculation?
>>534817417Doesn't really work when Aris' lifting her railgun is supposed to be impressive.
It is a nice design though.
>>534817320>muh spamIt's not like 4chan havent got those kind of spam, right? And also it stopped after a while
>schizo any freeYes it does? The script filter 1 IDs and if a faggot shitposts a lot from 1 IDs, one click will make him disappear
This entirely is (you) problem
>>534817396Gacha addicts who would do anything to satiate their addiction
>gookao pedos
That's it, I'm out
It's Yuzu's birthday now
Happy birthday UZ
>>534816989Can I close that carton and have it shipped to that Gehenna volcano and thrown into lava?
>>534817763You clearly don't understand English.
>>534817741i'm enjoying it a lot actually
>>534817876happy birthday stinkyqueen. let me get a whiff I beg you..
>4chan is the only public place left where mentally ill people don't get banned forever within a single day
>schizo shit is not a joke or a larp, and hasn't been for a long time
All true, as much as I like the chan format it's obnoxious who you have to share the commons with as nobody actually gets barred
>>534817876It's not her birthday yet and it's Shigure thread, so fuck off.
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>>534817417You tell me buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKcR8oMEOLA
>>534817417It was a Collab with an Airsoft gun brand
>>534817465Porn addiction ruined me gookako, that's why you have to stop before it leads you there and worse
>>534818081Lame as fuck. Paruru made the right call.
>>534817614>aris mwas needed to boot up ark>if it was noa instead it would be noa's arkare you fucking kidding me
YOU'RE LAME AS FUCK BIKINI NIGGER
>>534817908Nice refutation bro, clearly you gotme
>>534817975I'll take schizos over tone policing, content restrictions and mandatory happiness any day of the week to be honest.
>>534818416queen of smell bad
>>534816974/pol/ is genuinely full of newfags, it's actually kinda baffling how new and clueless they are so they just reply to bait thinking it's all for real
/vg/ is the same 100 retards per thread, the problem is that you start recognizing them with ids pretty often, which is why I quit the other website, there's this fucking annoying nigger making Miyako PvP posts who always gets into the most pointless and retarded arguments that take up the entire thread, also it's guaranteed that anybody with like 30+ posts per ids is a garbage spammer
i feel like if you let black cock enter your pussy then the pussy starts to grow mold inside it
>>534817851It's a falseflag to make us look good don't fall for it
Miyako mentioned
Send in the rabbits
So is this just a schizophrenia thing or did xir get a copycat?
What would a black miga be called
>>534818860Probably
Mika haters turn you into a cuck schizo, hell, it's probably same with other student haters too
>>534818574I mean it's only around the time burgers went to sleep (and also pvp reset) so it just easy to ignore him, same with the Mine PvPfag.
>>534818860Monkey got a copycat at some point, some anon pointed out that the images were just ones that the monkey had posted earlier that the creature wretched enough to mimic a monkey had scraped from the archives or something.
No idea if that's them today too though, makes no difference either way - just click bag filter in the OP, problem solved.
>>534819189You mean that post from today?
>>534818574So instead filtering the IDs that annoy you, you instead screech a lot.
>>534819182Mika turned me into a cuck because she kept fucking black men in front of me
>>534818574>have issue with someone I can easily filter>I'd rather not be able to do that????
>>534817417hope they give us alts with different weapons next time, like a Shiroko sniper
also is there a law in-universe that student can only have 1 (primary) gun?
>>534819342>>534819382>Filter recursively>200+ posts go away because everybody replies to it
>>534819497>200+ posts about something I don't like get hiddenagain, where is the issue? would you rather not be able to do that?
>>534819393But Battle Hoshino has two
we could have kikyou thread instead
>>534819330Nah, was weeks if not over a month ago. Had some spam and someone pointed out something about the image md5s not matching how the monkey shifted them iirc and claiming they were just reposts of some earlier spam.
>>534819645least fragile baggie
>>534819497>complains about a lot of shitposts>wait I don't want to filter them actuallyWhat are you actually wanting to prove here?
>>534819393If nothing change then next Aris alt will wield different gun. Well not just her but Toki and Eimi as well.
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Wakka wakka.
>>534819664a pistol is a secondary, and a shield is an extra equipment
>>534820104This Sensei looks like a rapist.
>shitposting stopped
>poozu hours started
im noticing...
>>534819681It sounds sloppy. Either it's someone else or the entire spam script monke was given also changed MD5 and it stopped working after 4chan came back. Especially when you can easily circumvent MD5s with fucking MS Paint of all things. Still, it can also mean we may be dealing with 3rd monkey.
>>534819664The pistol isn't hers
I have never seen aris getting angry
>>534820432I thought the whole thing was about using two different weapons in battle not ownership of primary or secondary weapons. Kroko used all the Abydos weaponry one time and Wakamo has her shotgun
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>>534820253it's her bday dumbass
I think Yuzu is incredibly cute
>>534819681Well either way it just proves they are pathetic for doing this for free. Imagine being a cuck just to influence /bag/ that Mika is le bad.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533853920/#q533874348
>>534821049this is giving me an headache. those eyes look doubled
>>534820962correct because 'igga the the best and death to all geh*nnoid
Heh
https://x.com/ivan_geam2/status/1954921591126761604
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I would raw dog her
>>534820890I'd find her cuter if they did more with her than UZQUEEN.
Momoi being the emotional leader of the gamers in the latest decca arc was interesting, but I think Yuzu would be a cuter character if she was at least noted as the club leader. I've no issues with Momoi taking the lead in that role but it would have probably felt more impactful if Yuzu was aware of what was going on and thankful for Momoi being the face of things rather than it seemingly happening without her knowledge.
I think a socially incapable club leader is an interesting angle but it's never really played up, either through the other club members more blatantly showing they're covering for Yuzu, Yuzu making an effort to do more things or Yuzu just being self conscious over having to depend on the other club members. There's good FRIENDSHIP material in there but it's only rarely played on for gags like the locker in the Seia event.
My cute little uz came to my cafe today
>>534816974IDs are only good when the average poster is good, if 99% of the posters in the thread are shit then it's just gonna be a shit thread
Do you think Yuzu likes Metal Gear games?
>new student appears
>end up wasting a good 20 minutes digging up lewd pics
I'm going to die of dehydration before I finish the story I swear
>>534821928who ask about your goon habit
>>534821226*gulp* do they do nudes?
>>534821249>https://x.com/ivan_geam2/status/1954924958410518776Extremely based.
>>534822095whatever do you mean? they are just chilling because it's so hot mkay?
>>534822046I didn't say anything about gooning
>>534822191what else t hose picture for?
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uhhhh
>>534822263I'm too dumb.
What did he mean by this?
>>534822046Who asked you to post M*ka.
Students are now required to wear undies when visiting Schale.
No exceptions.
Doing some crafting spam, how many gold artifacts do you guys usually sit on?
Going to use some of the ones I have hundreds of as fodder but having to check schaledb each time to see what students use them is a pain. Might just switch to going by numbers regardless of use.
>>534822257for looking at during this hot summer
>>534822162god bless https://r2.schaledb.com/voice/jp_ch0179/ch0179_commonskill.mp3
Uz will bless us with our first Halloween alt
>>534822357I'm afraid the localizers were just as clueless
>>534821928You're gonna get spoiled, you fool!
>>534822414thank you for asking
>>534822531>Uz's halloween furniture would be a standing coffin or her locker made to look like oneYou convinced me. I want halloween gamers.
why are senseis cumming on Aris' forehead instead of Yuzu's
>>534813360You should enter the total pulls you can do (gems + tickets) in the Planner. If you have 6×10-Recruitment tickets (60 pulls) and 140 pulls from gems, that’s 200 total. If you only type “140,” the Planner will assume your tickets are already included and subtract them, showing fewer pulls than you really have. Unless for some reason you want to pull exactly 140 times
>>534822263Talking about books, I'm reading The Knight and it's pretty good
Little boy got isekaid into a fantasy world, fucked the queen of elves, and then she instantly transformed him into a 2 meters tall gigachad
So he spent the rest of the book saying
>I'm just a kid in an adults buddy, before I knew it one day I woke up like thisAnd everyone is like
>Me too buddy, me too. he also gets a cute dog who is actually a legendary god wolf and 2 pair of bronce skinned slave elves who worship him like a good, so it's just like every single isekai manga.
Blue Archive.
Will you take responsibility?
>>534822802Today is Yuzu's day, even you should respect that, gogurtfaggot
>>534822948webtoon trash aren't considered books
>>534822162fuck you for posting this, now I'll have to download a hoyoslop game
>>534822984I will marry Yuzu.
>>534823082I respect Yuzu's spacious, semen-accepting forehead
I want Kei to strip in front of me.
>>534822361the cuck community
I wanna make Yuzu happy today
Remember to not make Yuzu socialize too much...
Gaming Development Club?
More like Retard Retard club
>>534823553When she joins Millennium
Zoos will never get content again
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>>534823553I just wanked inside Hina.
>>534823607shut it, shorty
What did she mean by this?
One reason some anons like Fuuka is probably because they can't cook. I mean, some people here can't even make scrambled eggs like that anon last year who posted a picture of something that looked like something Juri made
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Headpat time.
>>534821496You get some of that in the manga even if it's a comedic one. The chapter where Yuzu becomes a gyaru addresses it directly
It's kind of amazing how hard he got triggered by people using his proxy site.
>>534824074ugly alienhead
>>534824140pretty cutiehead*
>>534824054its amazing how hard i get when i see mika fucking black men
>>534824054At least I learned more about regenx filters
>>534824313Your coins bro?
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:)
>>534822162oh shit she voiced Strength?
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=_=
>>534822162I should rewatch Hidamari some time.
I liked it when it was just the four of them most though.
>>534823853stick to no text
Yuzu made me play Blue Archive. I had finally quit my last gacha and decided to give her game a try since I always jerk it to her doujins.
>>534825179Hopefully never.
>>534825232That's a child
>>534825298I've been massaging them too often, sorry
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>>534825312She’s too erotic
You are meant to use Reijo's EX before sSaori right?
>>534809589 (OP)My lovely wife!
>>534810451Don't forget that she uses the towel that she was just wearing to blindfold me!
>>534825787Even in the manga, the other gamers agree that Yuzu is the most erotic one there
>>534825940God I wish Yuzu was real
>>534809651>WAAH WAAHshut the up!
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coom in doom
rope in hope
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UZQueen owes me cuddles
>>534826334Would it be better if it was orkzoos shouting
>WAAGH WAAGH?
>>534826490Make it a dogzoos
>WAN WANand i take it
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>>534826652>Ako>good girlkek
>>534826652>Ako>good girl
>>534826652Redemption soon(ish)
>>534826652Nah, Ako is a stressed mess
>>534826763is Ako on a leash based on an event or something or is it a player meme? because it seems so common
Is there a priority list on who I should feed shards to uncap?
>>534827317From that list, only Hanako
Why are you not at work right now?
>>534827397I don't have her SADLY
>>534827554imagine being an akolet in 2025 lmaoooooooo
>>534809589 (OP)Is there any way to speed up leveling up students, or do you really have to go through one at a time?
Do points gained from the non rate-up banner expire or can I stockpile them?
>>534827525Rather be slacking off
>>534827525it's literally summer
>>534828071people work in the summer
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it's Amy
>>534827801they should give her for free like hina
>>534809589 (OP)Reminder that she got into bed with you by force.
embarrassing artificial spam
Thoughts on nuSeia and why she'll never be seia? And why you must blame the devs for making fan headcanons a reality for the personalities of many characters?
>>534828763Would you prefer Hina Mary sue or Don't for shupos instead?
>>534827179Her L2D literally has you leading her around on a leash. She does a coinflip, saying that if she wins she gets to put the leash on you. She loses. Cue fanart of Ako using a fake coin to make sure you win.
>>534828939Stop grooming me into a pedophile.
I'll never yield.
I tried to warn you, /bag/. Here
>>534817904 I presented you with a solution and you refused to listen.
>>534828891Give me 4 months and I'll make it a reality. Time machine that will let me go a month back in time and I'll make it 2 skipped Seias.
>>534828998I'm 99% sure she lost intentionally.
>>534827525First of all it's 7pm. Second of all I'm a teacher and it's summer break.
>>>534829228F-fuck... Never!
>>534829167tell us about your sexcapades with your various students
>>534829078if you feel like you're being groomed instead of feeling nothing it's already too late for you nigga
>>534827525I'm unemployed
>>534829226And give me a time machine and gook dictionary and I'll go and convince the pikachuman himself to kill her off in chapter 4.
You shouldn't be able to roll for a student if you don't own the base costume first
>>534817614>>534818252Noa originally having a railgun is not the same as Noa being Aris in backstory and personality. Don't confuse the two.
>>534817697It's retarded speculation.
Does anyone know what happened to the Ukrainian anon or the OG mine mentioned poster?
>>534829767>Ukrainian anonif he gone nothing of value was lost
>>534827525coding is hard, I can't do it for more than 2h daily
>>534829767They were both the same person, and he managed to leave his country. I think he escaped to Romania.
>>534829546>PlapnaOk you convinced me
Must be hard work on /bag/
>>534829767>Ukrainiandead probably
>>534829626don't care, I'm rolling for dress ako anyway
>>534830023Those are childs NYOO
>>534829968Looks like the guy from Fire Punch
>cumming twice
>make poo one time
>make quality posts on /bag/
>post on /v/
>eat tasty meals
very hard day of working anon (Me)
>>534827864Just don't do it every time your account levels up
>>534829503Omg Pikachuman hi!
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Jumby my beloved...
>>534830168>just miss out on statslol
>>534830161up your cum count buddy
>>534830380I'm not 14 anymore. When I was 14 I used to cum to the point of sexual exhaustion, 10 times + one after another after another. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
>>534829767Escape from Ukraine...
>>534830396Enim denoitnem
>>534829546>pedos are normal humans like you and m----------- ack!
Hey guys. What if cheerful student gets full of despair and turns Terror? You rike?
It's fine, plana is a tablet after all
>>534830745at the playground
>>534815217Writing 500k words every couple months of thoughtful content with realistic impact is very difficult, maybe even impossible. Sensei's little platitudes and shoddy guidance is supposed to be a stand-in for something more competent. The reader is supposed to use the game content as a base and let their imagination fill in the blanks to paint a more impressive scene.
Most writing is kind of like that. It's just much more striking with gacha because there's so much content noise, like momotalks and events, that they have to rush out of their ass.
At least it's not nearly as bad as an uma campaign where you would have to be clinically insane to read all the throw-away dialogue in even one girl's career, much less all of them.
>>534809589 (OP)Does anyone have the Costco hotdog shirt hibiki image
>>534831070Ibuki rapes sensei while kokonut and shunny watches in the side lines
Don't forget that nintendo killed Yuzu. To this day I have never forgiven, never forgotten
>Mika before character development
Would not give you a rimjob
>Mika after character development
Would give you a rimjob with a smile
Imagine if we got a student named You
>>534831427only black senseis
>>534831267AIsIop
And I don't mean Aris herself
>>534831427I hope she doesn't mind me taking a poop while she's down there.
Imagine if we got a student named You
>>534809589 (OP)I'm going to make Yuzu's birthday thread. I already picked up a good image for the OP
>>534831813i feel grateful mika lets me partake in this beautiful experience with herself and her black lover
>>534830579You can't escape from your mother Red Winter.
None of this drama would happen if these tsundere ass senseis would just admit Miyako is the cutest student and they love her the most.
>>534830894This is why I wish they'd prioritize the main story more. Instead they have it backwards. Main story is barely anywhere to be found.
>>534832029I love Miyako the second most... I love my wife a little bit more.
>>534831881Nah, making a great eastern kot thread
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>>534832220This looks like slop
>>534829345None, because I can tell reality from fiction.
Although there are two girls I would totally date once they graduate
2 hours until raids end... I wonder how many people will end up in gold because they refuse to do torment
>>534832461Oh no, how terrible.
>>534831427Hey Mika, clean your hands
>>534832461I have the third worst Torment clear on my server. I am terrified that won't be enough.
>>534831756Like the Love Live character?
>>534832450God you people are the worst
>>534832619You should be able to get plat with just any crappy Torment clear, unless your server is KR or maybe EU?
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>>534832828Then Extreme is more than enough in that region, kek.
>>534832794EU. Yesterday I was at 1202, out of 2000 plat spots.
Sex with Hifumi
Sex with Azusa
Sex with Koharu
>>534832461I'm still and will be plat with a decent Insane clear
>>534832835>Haruka>Need to be convinced
>>534832998One (1) copy of Hina
>>534832835Almost as gay as fisting.
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>>534832998Aren't you forgetting someone from that list?
>>534832989You don't get 800 last minute torments on EU.
>>534832574Mika takes a dump on the floor then scoops it up with her hands and gives me a handjob, she calls it a scatjob.
>>534833316Depending on what she ate it could be a good lubricant
>>534833312It's happened to me on GA before.
>>534832957Why are you lying
>>534833736I'm getting better at these
/(?=[\s\S]*\b(?:sex|horny|playing)\b)(?=[\s\S]*\b(?:ibuki)\b)[\s\S]*/i
Don't forget tonight is your prostate exam, Sensei
>>534833864slow down on the incel code, sis
Get the FUCK away from my anus Aoi.
>>534833446EU has NEVER had torments in gold
>>534833736mika-sama uses me as her personal toilet after a night of partying with her friends of a darker complexion
>>534834028Aoi is going to get there in 8.5 hours.
>>534834160Yet. Wait for next Perorodzilla.
>>534834075Oh, come on. Already said that I was making the thread
>>534834247Sorry, I didn't see your post.
If I make the next thread I will use that same image
>>534834247I always bake them in this timezone tho
>>534834160Indoors Hiero and Field Peroro are gonna be TOR or Gold guaranteed in EU.
>>534834345Guess we have some clowns pretending to be you. Better get ready for the next thread because I feel like they're going to do the usual
>>534833864Time to step up
/\b(M.ka|H.na|H.shino|waka(?:mo)?|Seia).?(fag(s|got)|bro|schizo|wank|shart|tard|kek)/i
/(M|m).ka.*\bOP\b/
>>534832835Kaede is the only one I disagree on. I think she would be eager to do it if you ask.
>>534834765nice thanks
/^GookAko([1-9][0-9]{0,2})\.?(gif|jpeg|jpg|png)$/i
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