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>>534771063 >NewsAgent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/kBQnjxq8Fc8 (EN)
https://youtu.be/J8msJFQ8NNc (JP)
https://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
>Upcoming Events for 2.1https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01
>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA
>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends
>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Getting Miyabi so that I finally have a team to use my wife Nicole in was the best decision I ever made.
IMPORTANT POLL
https://poal.me/qsued6
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Seed hurts your feelings because she was designed for the paying audience. Not for maleBEGGARS or pedoBEGGARS. Those demographics are irrelevant in the big picture.
>>534813430 (OP)>ZENLESSGIFT>ZZZ21SUMMER>YUZUHAGIFT>ALICEYUZUHABeen a minute since we got a new code, huh?
>>534813572>NicoleNicole can slot in a lot of teams already.
Hi, /zzz/, why did Chloe graduate from Hololive?
>>534813693I know but now the team is good so it feels like she's doing something
uh
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>what if we introduce a mechanic that completely fucks up all muscle memory and rotations?
Am I the only one who thinks Mihoyo should stop making these random shovelware minigames and just make more content for the core game where I can actually use the agents I rolled for?
>>534813783>keyboard controlsjesus, are you trying to destroy your mouse?
>>534813708as expected from my wife
>>534813803She skipped me twice...
>>534814014No wonder Alice got this red when she saw the player
>>534813803What about her?
>>534814062Belle is too adorable, I agree
>alice 3 charge slash eats 300 points
>alice ult only gives you 200 points
Y
>>534814259You again? Belle is not your transbian self insert.
>>534814315Doesn't a BA combo string bring you to full again after ult?
reminder
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>>534814569I don't self-insert, schizo-kun
>something something symmetry
>something something symmetry
>UGH ASSYMETRIC
>something something symmetry
What's with the game making characters turbo-gimmicky after the main story? It's happened several times already, you'll have a character act like a normal human while appearing in the story and then start shoving a shitty gimmick down your throat in all latter appearances and promotional material
Belle is just another member of Wise's harem, to be honest.
>>534814795As it always has been
>>534814768Yeah they realized Alice had basically no personality outside of her tragic back story, so they tried hard to come up with some hack quirk.
>>534814795>just anotherWise belongs to Belle. If any other woman enters their house it is only because she allows it.
newboss
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Thoughts on this new boss?
>>534815061Alice is for (you) because this is a HaremGOD straight game for men, you can stop coping. If you want to play dolls (cuckship) there are other alternatives.
>>534815120Would
>>534815061>realized Alice had basically no personalityShut the fuck up retard.
>>534815240>this is a HaremGOD straight game for men>if you want to play dolls (cuckship) there are other alternativesTROOKA COLA
>>534814795>just another memberWrong. She's Wise's number 1 girl. Everyone else is fighting for 2nd place.
>>534815256She's uuuuh proper and likes justice and a bit cowardly
Now that I think of it, she's just basically just a female Seth lmao
>>534815165>>534815120I can fix her we might be able too
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alice
>>534815307Why do we need to hear you out when we agree?
Have GI or HSR ever added characters to the standard banner? ZZZ should add Ellen, Zhu Yuan, and Qingyi
>>534814795>>534815240>>534815641Too much TRVKEdiation, Imma die.......
>>534815685genshin added the brown girl and the grass type male miyabi
>>534814768Her trust events really stopped me from completing the Spook Shack team tbqh. Would rather use my guarantee Orphie or Zhao instead.
I felt a great disturbance in the ether, as if thousands of yuritards suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
>>534814768Easy way to make characters distinctive
>>534816245nigga u been crying about yuri since yesterday
>>534814768Alice has nothing of note outside of her tragic backstory that gets resolved in 3 hours. They can't keep referencing it so they give her one gimmick to fall back on while the devs work on shilling the next character
>>534813631>designed for the paying audienceHow are you so sure that Seed isn't going to flop?
>>534816356KEK this amount of projection ahahahaha
>>534816372Just say you don't like the character.
>>534816463china likes her
>>534816686I do like Alice actually. But it is true that she doesn't really have anything outside of the whole symmetry gimmick
>>534815240Sent xher schizo-ass back to xitter
What did they mean by this?
>>534816686Xhe likes the character but hates the troonsbian 180° rugpull hoyo did AGAIN
>>534816759you are just using it as an excuse to skip bwo
no need to think too hard
>finish the story so I can actually see Yuzuha and Alice's trust events
>can't see any of their random trust events until I finish the event
>Hoyo still shits itself at the thought of characters showing up anywhere else when an event/quest needs them
I will KILL John Hoyo, a group of Umamusumes will drag his corpse around the city walls.
why is it always this hour of the day?
>anime character has a defining trait
woah that never happens ever
>>534813631>designed for the paying audienceso how come Alice who ticks the same boxes is making literally no money?
Zzz if it had good character designs
https://youtube.com/shorts/YT8ZrjhqAxI
>>534816686Not him but yeah I dont like the character for that exact reason.
>>534816973The REAL thread schizos found they can just farm KEKs out of the flip, it's over.
>>534817005she's wearing too much
>>534816759Is this some kind of zoomer brainrot? She has a personality, as fleshed out as any other character's (which is to say, not very but it's there).
Do you need characters to have a blatant gimmick or an aggressive personality to feel that they have anything?
Give my wife's new ZZZ song a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yQlMbtTDJo
>>534816980do NOT post my literal tomboy WIFE here ever AGAIN
>>534817006modding was a mistake.
>>534817357Why? It doesn’t hurt you.
>>534816813haven't finished the event, is this real?
because if it is, there's definitely some kind of continuous, permanent mexican standoff within the writing room
one side wants to write shipbait, one side wants to make everything (you)bait, and a third side is pointing guns at both and threatening them to not make anything actually substancial ever
>>534815120You won't die if you fuck a Sacrifice, right?
>>534817357agreed. id and todd howard should be ashamed for popularizing it and allowing people's shit taste to infest other games.
>>534817506not much different than /zzz/ it seems
>>534817506You throw the least amount of crumbs to headcanon writers, reminder the local yurischizo was searching for 1s and 0s during Astra's banner.
>>534816973It's very simple, an anon just mentioned (mind you, mentioned) heterosexual pander in the game (here
>>534815240 ) and this in turn sents the local schizotranny into a melty, doing things such as posting x screenshots, fanart spam and samefagging for hours.
TRVKE also.
>>534817506Last day of the event.
>>534817162yea, either the 1/2 characters in the game that has a swimsuit is wearing too much or you're a fucking retard and what really sells in this game is meta.
>>534817506>is this real?Yeah
>>534817506>haven't finished the event, is this real?Yes. Lesbians aren't real so nobody who isn't mentally ill actually cares about girls flirting with each other.
>>534816973Check what time it is in the Philippines right now.
>>534815240Xhe's never recovering from this.....
>>534816358I am stealing this TRVKEYI btw
Is Seed or Orphie after Alice?
SadBen
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>>534817692>>534817976I can see the 2 devices samefagging on cooldown, I don't want to notice this hard....
>>534817187>Doesn't pander to my sodomism = bad Reminder the same rhetoric was used during Trigger's and Vivian's banner.......
>>534818390Trigger has a sigma female story, wtf is wrong with these kind of "people"
>>534818249Seed is the main character of 2.2 patch so she is first.
>>534817506>them to not make anything actually substancial everFirst Hoyo game? They throw every ship a bone as a way to drive discussion. Women and gays love that shit and will write book trilogies for free. Any hard confirmation will kill that and with it the free marketing. Of course they sometimes have clear favorites.
>>534818514>wtf is wrong with these kind of "people"The current "location", just to start naming something KEK
>>534815120HOLY - HAG BOSS!
>>534818390When will xhe learn chinese-made games are not for xher....
sodomism = bad
hetero game
>>534815120>>534815165Hagbros who are also into NOPE, we won!
Porn when?
for the record, SoC is a lot closer to each other then spook shack
>>534818981That's why we have two ships. Lucy x Caesar and Burnice x Pulchra.
>go to Animate
>all the Ellen Joe merch is sold out
>have to settle for Burnice since Corin merch is also nowhere to be found
Better than nothing I guess
Caesar
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>>534818918Caesar said this btw
>>534818918ITS RAINING TRVKES
>>534815685HSR added a few limited 5 stars as units you can get from losing a 50/50 on any limited banner. But they aren't in standard.
>>534818981>girls that have been friends for yearsvs.
>girls that have known each other for a weekno shit
>>534819248Transbian BTFO'd lmao
>>534819248AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534815120>>534815165>monster girl zombies We really are the Honkai Impact successor game huh.
why does a rabbit thiren love meat?
shojo
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>>534818967Give it 24 hours for it to start trickling out
>That's why we have tw.......ACK!
what can I get for you?
a drink?
some snacks?
>>534819248the absolute meltdown that Caesar wasn't an obnoxious bulldyke girlboss was fantastic.
>>534819801peak brain rot.
Did the Nicole schizo stop making AIsloppa of Nicole? Some of it looked nice tbdesu.
>>534819801Coctails mixers ice?
do we talk about anything other than gender wars here
>>534820007sometimes we have fetish wars
>>534820007we also cry about Seed having her feet out and Orphie not being exactly like my headcanon from seeing her neutral facial expression for 1 second.
>>534820007Where's dogshit vivian anon?
>>534820007Raid hours, come back later
>>534820136Here >534820158
>>534819915>Whaaaaaat? The CCP revised game is promoting non-wokeshit female values???? In my Chinese-developer games?
>>534820237look at her GO
>>534815685ZZZ is 1 year old, they don't have enough characters to do this
>>534820237>non-wokeshit female values>entire elite military squad is made up of women>most males are comedy relief working under women
>>534819915If she was a bulldyke, people will take offense at her being super retarded.
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bwosisters, me and Miyabi are so happy that Yanagi finally joined my harem
>>534820127Vivian sideboob and armpit is a blessing
>>534819915The saltmines in hoyogames are the funniest ones tbdesu, it's like expecting shit (transpander) from an apple tree ( a chinese developer), they will never get what they ask for.
>>534819524>Design a quirky character>Uhh she doesn't like asymmetrical stuffGenius
>>534820127Such a fucking disgusting image
They're bug bites you sick fuck
>>534820419males don't sell
waifu game
Unff
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What are the best equips and resonia for Anomaly teams? Or is it just bloodfury stonks like everything else?
>>534819171Poor Piper. Always forgotten.
>>534820419you can bet your ass that if a person, no matter female or male, could move at the speed of sound or tank a fucking truck, the Chinese army would employ him/her. It's not about "females in the army", but about forcing WEAK females, that's wokeshit. Bitches in this game are strong enough to be soldiers, because it's fiction.
>>534820834Woman are stronger than men.
>>534820834>Bitches in this game are strong enough to be soldiersAnd men aren't, apparently.
>>534820737Wish I was the mosquito sucking blood from Vivian's boob
>>534820818piper x trucks
>>534820952there are in the army but they will never be playable because they dont sell lmao
>>534820757>>534820834Tactical TRVKES inbound.
Are we in agreement that DA and Shiyu reset far too often
It's not a skillcheck anymore it's literally just a chore
She demands you be refined. Your response?
>>534820737cute red marks on a pale, white and soft skin, yes
This is the best thread ever
>>534821118It's Lost Void that is the chore.
>>534821118No. It's fine. They need to stop buffing Dead End Butcher though it's getting ridiculous.
>>534821212>One 10 minute run every weekBaby
>>534821040What a coincidence, I'm Trucks.
>>534821185Caesar posters = Based posters
>>534821118my brother in CHRIST, they're basically where you get to play the GAME. Take that down and what's left?
>>534821127I'll be her personal Sacrifice
>>534820757>>534821073Something is brewing, xher mental health cant handle it no more.
>>534821289>>534821445It's not even ten minutes. I cleared that shit in 6 with Vivian/Yuzuha/Trial Alice
>>534821352Caesar is THIS based? WTF?
honestly the best case scenario would be letting wise be the sole main character who forces the main character slot in playable characters will always be just him who can swap out weapons, Kill off all the other male characters and let wise inherit all their moveset as the rule of the Proxy void hunter, let belle become an agent that slots in bangboo as a gimmick becoming lady sunbringer
>Downgrades hagkino into lolikek slop
Dawei is a fraud
>>534820927>>534821127> Is born with two moles on face> Goes crazy and turns into a monster hybridWhat did they mean by this?
komano
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homobros I fear komano is our last chance. If he fails we may never see another male banner again...
>>534813783>shitskin too low iq to press one more button sometimes
>>534821720>Nicole>loliWhat?
>>534821720Size 2 isn't pedoslop though
>>534821720Obligatory: GIVE ME MY HAG BACK
Will Lucia be our first shortstack character?
>>534822023No because she won't be short.
>>534821893I am trans btw
one of these days, this dumb rabbit's disposable swords are gonna get adapted by the ethereals and we're gonna have to deal with thanatos but even more teleporty
>>534822239Thanatos but he can parry you at any moment without warning
>>534815165This is not Isolde, m'okay?
t.Coping.
Also damn, rare pantie shot.
If they are changing body types now then they should change Zhao's bodytype
>>534822101love shifu
love fufu
'ate panda
'ate the other bloke
not racist against male thirens just don't like em
>>534822339and we kinda already have that with hugo doppelganger
>>534821786I don't care as long as I see those mindscape nudes
>>534822431I will now pull your bunny
>>534822473>>534821786I mean if you wanted guys to sell, you could just make them wingmen for other girls if wise is main character, or actively and awkwardly flirt with belle.
>>534822454Oh no you don't understand, i mean he parries you like it's DS and then decks you because that's what rapier builds are all about
>>534822473Lighter is the only cool one. the other two are just fujo bait
>>534822730We already have that with shadow jane
>>534822635Sometimes I worry that everyone thinks my sister is a dyke. I want her to have a chance at proving she's straight
>>534822836You're late anon. 2 other people have already posted her
>>534822023If they keep her proportions it might be ok, but it might be disappointing when you put her next to a giant like Astra
>>534821920It's over, bwo...
>>534822836Can female ethereals still be beaten by the cock?
>>534822924there was still that one time where she shoo'd a dyke from taking advantage of miyabi by pointing out that wise was mibib's fiance
If they wanted men to sell they should have made them real characters. Lycaon is a real character and he's really popular
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anons have you been cultivating your meridians to ward off misfortune and disaster?
>>534821720Turned a must pull into an easy skip.
>>534823041Yes, but due to the lack of male agents, its rare to see this happen in practice
>>534823087Get back to work Bolion, and delete those pictures of Shifu
>>534823087Why everyone treats this fucking bird as something normal when it clearly isn't and makes normal animals shit themselves in fear
>>534823041Only if you survive their brutal pelvis crushing snu snu first
>>534823312Because Shifu tamed it and it acts like a normal bird around her.
>>534823312New Eridians are built different, they livestream in Hollows for fucks sake
>>534823041Hopefully this is the story premise for 3.0
>>534823059Is Lycaon popular because he's cool and has a big role in the story or is it because of the furry appeal
>>534823558You already know the answer.
>>534823312Don't worry about it.
>>534823507special condition, thanks to phaeton and their ability to connect from inside the hollow and to normal space web.
>>534823610The answer is both.
>>534815120>>534815165>>534822836>>534823304>>534823520Should have a rack built like Passion lip from Fate Extra
>>534813956You’re not, and I’m putting this in the survey this time.
They removed tv but replaced it with boring genshit walk 5 steps to start the next convo, click on 15 cookies under 25 seconds for more world slop instead of more action.
>>534814795Belle is THE wife. Everyone else only get the left over cum dripping from her vagina.
>>534822836>S11 hair color>Trigger visor>Orpheus tailKINO
>>534824229She has very similar animations to Orphie and Trigger too
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>>534824364So basically the plot will boil down to team work being better than individual effort or something. She'll see the errors of her way at the very last moment
>>534822836It took me 20 seconds to adjust what the fuck I'm looking at
>>534824635I can save her, im joyous
Don't put your dick into miasma.
>>534824815No, you got knocked out for getting to close to the action again and can't wake up in time. She'll make some noble sacrifice and you'll only start to come to when she's withering away
>>534824229Seed's cap too
>>534824997Nobody cares about seed
>>534824837Too late. Maybe Shifu will purify it for me
>>534825169That was fast! Are you a quickshot?
>>534816259What kind of response was she expecting to hear?
>>534823304>obol shill bossi don't have any electric or fire dps...
Ohnono
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>the exalted figured out that you can't win through combat against the protagonist. >so instead they created a weapon to drain the proxy's semen
Devilish.
>>534825227Well I had been edging for hours to this monstrosity
>>534815120
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>>534825356Incorrect. Yi Xuan is busy fighting something equally as strong or cannot reach you because you're on the moon for some reason
>>534825384Hopefully Sarah watches and collects it
>>534825528maybe Seth and Jane
You may not like it, but this is what peak sniping form looks like.
no one fucking asked triggerkek
>>534813783It's fun in a way.
uh oh horsetroon melty
alice is straight btw
triggerpedos are getting uppity
>>534815120>Miasmashit againI like her... miasma tanks though.
My FUCKING internet went out yesterday and the fucking jeegs were slow fucking fixing it that I've missed my last two fishing card flips, im so genuinely upset I was on track to just barely finish it T_T
Started last week, loving the game so far
Cat(Anthro), Racoon, and Piper is a fucking BUSTED ass team combo when you spin to win. Want Alice for my second team because that's just dopamine on a button press
>>534825528All my polychromes for being the one on the left
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is this event permanent? It's too much fun...
>>534823059Wait until you see Manato’s sad story. It’ll make Old Yeller look like Caddyshack 2.
>>534826391yeah it's a ridu chronicle event
>>534826543>he thinks Manato isn't Pulchra 2lmao
How are the banner revenues even calculated? Do they convert the amount of polychromes spent to the equivalent monetary value? Or is it strictly from whales buying monochromes while that banner is up?
>>534827014nobody here actually knows
I think all future characters should be designed around 6 cost minimum investment
>>534825857that barrel's gonna bend after doing that a few times with it red hot
cool tho
>>534827085So all M0W1 teams?
It's funny how the shitposting about Manato being for (you) wound up being the most accurate.
Yuzuha and Alice are both more for each other AND more for (you) than anyone initially thought, trapped in a state of quantum superposition, while Manato is just pure unadulterated 1000% for (you).
>>534826917>>534825674Shishou love and marriage
Is Seed + Orphie + Trigger a good team?
>>534827202nobody cares homo
>>534827202> Enter Lucia>>534827309Yes. But get trigger's sig
>>534827014people base it on mobile game trends (which isnt precise) and only on mobile store data
not including Pc, console, overseas mobile data, overseas pc, and over seas consol
when I mean overseas, I mean non chinese data
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do you think they are testing new mechanic
>>534826943>two ex specialshe will be a dps
>v4 is out
How bad were seed and orphie hit bwos....
Which zzz besides mibibi got this treatment?
>>534827362You can't deny the facts anon.
Now bend over.
He saved your life, thrice, it's not negotiable.
>>534827486a rupture at best.
>>534827470No, it's been there since Wormter's side scrolling event. It's just a score modifier for the event mini-game, when you're beating many enemies in a row or something.
>>534827602Shadow Harmony still good?
>>534827560Hugo but no one care about him
Why does China keep giving me fat men in my gatcha
Im going to kill myself
>>534827650Still waiting for Taunts to be properly implemented... I mean, come on, they already FULLY ripped off Bloody Palace anyways...
Also I'm just now realizing that Lighter's meme taunt parry was way better than Yuzuha's parry, what the fuck hoyo
>>534827178M0W1 or M1W0 minimum for all characters, yes
>>534827486Double penetration slave?
>>534827367>But get trigger's sigDon't all 3 of them need their sigs
>>534827696Probably at 2
>>534828067I forgot what Seed and Orphie's sigs do but I know half of triggers utility is locked behind her sig. I made a comment about Oprhie's and Trigger's synergy before
>>534800863
>>534827602So, you want her to get hit during Heat Charge, so she'd auto-parry and maxed out her Firepower?
Just get everyone in Harem Squad and get their sigs so the orgies are like a laser light show.
>>534827602So they havent chabged her much? She's still only useful for sftershock teams and can only be played as an off field support? Thats a shame, I was hoping I could meme her onfield like in v1
>>534827778>still no aftershocksSo orphie and seed are useless together basically lmao. Honestly surprised they didnt nerf the 1000 atk etc buff. Seems really busted for seed to freely give astra level buffs
Can't wait for phaeton death arc and punished wise/belle banner
>>534828440they should update older characters sig lightshow hairs, the only 1.0 characters I remember having a nice sig effect is Corin getting miku hair when shes revving up.
>>534828440So now that we know Magus is female, why the fuck is everyone in Obol Squad women?
At some point we just have to assume that ether made women in New Eridu stronger than men or something. 90% of all top combatants are women, the two strongest "men" we have are robots (SEED Sr. and Billy Forma de Caballero Estelar)...
Post Fufus!
New day edition
>>534828797All the men died during the fall of the old capital
>>534828576>useful for sftershock teamThe other way around. Aftershock teams are useful for her. Most of her attacks are considered aftershocks, so she'd benefit from SAnby's buff to party's Aftershock damage. Orphie herself is not a support, she's a true off-field Attacker. Which is still a shame, because you don't get to play as her or see her attack animations up close.
>>534828797new eridu is a feminist society
>>534828797men are a rarity in new eridu, even women are hollow raider grunts
>>534828797Gender means nothing in a world with superpowers
Also this is a gacha game
>>534828386Yeah, I think of it like the Ellen charge attack. Its best when you parry to get maximum value in the shortest amount of time
>>534828576> OprhieThey actually made her buffs not tied to aftershock anymore. Its a teamwide buff regardless of agent specialty so she has more use cases. You can do teams like Orphie + Stunner / Supporter of choice + Attacker. She doesn't want to be onfield though. She's the parallel to anomaly's Burnice / Vivian so you'll rarely see her.
> SeedThey aren't useless together because of what I said above. It's just that Seed is more so the point character in the team comp now and she technically buffs orphie with the partner buff.
>>534828797new eridu is a galge society
>>534814014She kinda looks like she's doing snoop dogg's drop it like its hot dance.
>>534828797Ether overload turns men into women
INCEST FACTION WHEN?
We need more loveydovey siblings in this game to save it
>>534829064Gender clearly means something retard that's the point, men aren't doing jack shit.
>>534829118Can AI sloppa recreate this yet?
>>534829209Not the resident AI sloppa, but yes
>>534829165Bro your Phaeton?
>>534815120This is where ZZZ officially jumps the shark and goes full coombait huh. Embarrassing.
>>534828797This is what happens when gachacels want nothing but waifus, they end up creating a fictional world where women are the strongest.
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>>534829284They need comrades in arms
>>534815120>>534823304Somebody post the absolute GYATT of the current patch boss.
>>534827014whatever they say, it's wrong
Anyone having trouble with Japan VPN? Mine shows the prices in USD for some reason on the official website?
>>534829475You may not like it, but this is what a peak onii-chan looks like
>>534829475now post the ingame model
How much of a time investment are the summer proxxy outfits to get? Dont feel like going out of order storywise unless I'm running out of time to actually do the event content
>>534829378You only need one self insert character desu
Speaking of why are there two Anby's?
>>534828797>a post-apocalyptic setting where people are frequenty required to venture into the one territory that's almost guaranteed to kill themHonestly, New Eridu being 70% women and 30% men doesn't seem that much of a stretch when you consider that men are the ones likely being sent to deal with dangerous or physically taxing situations first.
It also explains how Wise is capable of getting an entire harem of women
>>534829794It's cheaper in different currencies? Fuck
hoyo said bibian loves wise
>>534830170cheaper in nipland cause their currency turns to liquid shit
>>534830316When is she back on rotation?
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>>534829475OUR FUARKING HEROOOO
>>534829475long time no see.. joyous
here is your shifu
questions?
>>534830425when new anomaly agent release (not any time soon after alice)
>>534830316I don't remember this frame, was it from her trailer?
>>534822870Go finish your event that u procrastinated for 2 weeks instead of shitposting here all day!!!!
>>534830452Sucking Fufu's sweaty toes...
>>534830565I'm new here. What about Ellen and Jane? I'd actually cry if I found out I missed their restocks by only a few months
>>534830406Did I have to make Asia my server for this to work?
>>534830852you just miss jane, and I cant remember last time Ellen rerun
>>534830981>just missed JaneFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING COCK SUCK WHY WERE ALL THE GOOGLE RESULTS FROM OVER A YEAR AGO SAYING ITD BE SOONtm??
>>534830558Can I pet your kitty?
>>534830852Anon...
>>534830981Ellen was when Astra was first released
>>534831172>viv and jane on the same monthYou know maybe its good I missed it, I would unironically go into debt
Didn't get Yuzuha, lost 50-50
-> Won't even try with Alice
Has anybody encountered a case of a purchased account getting banned before? Someone I know bought a starter account recently and I was wondering if he's gonna get himself banned
>>534830947Any server is fine I think, honesty just use site like lootbar or whatever along that line, you get pretty much the same deal with less hassle
Got Yuzu in the last five minutes she was up after just twenty bucks
jej
I really want to have sex with Miyabi.
>>534830594You're the one shitposting all day!!! I was busy working today!!!
damn JKs, seducing adult...
>>534832035teenagers look like THAT?
>>534827014It’s literally just ai slop guessing
>>534829089>she technically buffs orphie with the partner buff.I rememeber there was an issue where Orphie couldnt use ex onfield so she couldnt get seeds buff, has that been fixed now?
>>534831195Hot. I wonder if they take baths together too
>>534832356If next month is him and Ellen I'll probably drop a whole hudred for tapes lmao
Me love big swards
>>534831562I just logged in to zzz with jp vpn is that not safer? got like 20% discount i think but ldshop does like 30% off somehow
>f2p
>really want Alice, Seed, AND Orphie
help me
>>534832547Get high as fuck on mushrooms and play for two days straight.
Im not even joking
When I came to on the third day I had nearly 7k polys
>>534821118>all i want is to log-in & spending moneyYou should switch to Honkai Star rail
>>534832035>game repeatedly makes it very, very clear that Yuzuha is a young teenager>dialogue choices have the proxy gush over harder than anyone else, on par with Trigger's dialogue choiceswhat did Leilei mean by this
>SAnby, a random who isn't on Obol Squad
>She's breaking the perfect synergy that Seed and Orphie should have
She was the biggest mistake of the game...
>>534832506NTA. But I just use the VPN method. Im not giving my UID so some indian bot can log into my account and it be stored on their servers. The difference between pricing is so minor I'd rather just do it myself.
Uh... so the awesome mecha punch that Seed did every Xs doesn't exist anymore????
>>534832506I'd argue both are risky if jewhoyo want to make it a trouble, but they don't since ever Genshin so...
I really need to stop putting money into games that'll just stop working once they unplug the server
But then I see titty and I smile
>>534831747But now ur off work so go make dinner and finish ur event!!!!!
>>534833287>>534833027Do you guys do it through the game itself or the top up website? I tried using the top up website today but it gives me USD prices.
>>534832501If Ellen reran with him, that'd have me swiping a little more because I need to grab her Engine.
>>534833363there will be private servers after all is said and done surely... right?
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roll who you like
>>534832547just get the $5 monthly anon
it's just 5 bucks, surely it's worth it
>>534833363>>534833654They didn't even unplug HI3 yet or even earlier games so this game is safe for like a decade or two. You guys probably have a higher chance of dying than this game losing servers.
>>534833654Promise you won't laugh but...im a console baby T-T
Born and raised on the comfiness of my recliner and bigscreen.
Is cross linking my account possible tho if I ever do update from being a gaytard?
Still waiting for hairpin lore
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why does the new boss have a 30 second invulnerable phase
>>534833567I tried both and it work just fine, I guess you have to look up what website your country use
>>534833916You know what that's a very fair point and in fact I hope I DO die.
Just not after seeing my mortal possessions being cast into the fire beforehand
Gacha Tier List:
1. Genshin Impact
+ Got their Shit together with their Storytelling
+ Cute Robot Waifu
2. ZZZ
+ Idols soon
- Honkai Slopification (Word Slop & Black Screen/White Text)
Dropped that Shit after 3.0 & playing for 1 year:
- Honkai Star Rail
Dropped that Shit after 30h:
- WuWa
>>534833567I do it through the website.
>it gives me USD pricesMake sure your browser isnt leaking your real location when using the VPN. Use a private window or try clearing cookies if you have them enabled.
Newest version Orphie can generate heat from Onfield EX
https://streamable.com/l2jlie
What is SEED jrs personality?
>>534834129make you do mechanic for 5100 points
>>534834302Sadistic little psychopath. And feet.
>>534834302If you haven't done the story yet, just watch her drip marketing, that tells you everything you need to know.
Obnoxious NEET.
>>534834129You got 20k easily, basically nothing burger
Billy is literally just anime deadpool and I cannot get rid of that mental association in my brain, someone bash me with a club please
>>534833806Based triggerpag skipper
>>534834621follow up from this
>>534834302Judging by the conversations on the telephone and in the 2.1 patch?
/ourgirl/
>>534832547I didnt want Alice at all
But then I actually played her event
And now I need her or else Ill kill myself
>>534834083Why? Are you waiting for earring lore too? Jacket lore? (More) Mismatched socks lore?
>>534832797>Yuzuha is a young teenagerShe doesn't seem any younger than Ellen.
>>534834149>>534834216Thanks guys. I guess it's just me then.
I'm using Firefox configured to wipe all cookies in browser kill but I wasn't using Private browsing. I will try that.
It was working just fine up till now. Not sure what happened today. I didn't change anything. Maybe my VPN is fucking up.
>>534830132My assumption is it's an Appleseed type reveal where most the people aren't real people anyway but gene sequenced automatons meant to give the world normalcy while the actual human population slowly recovers
>>534835319Are both 2.2 and 2.3 going to be bait banners? I think if I roll on any of them I won't be able to afford the next void hunter
>Yuzuha's gardening shop quality time is (you) giving her a flower bouquet
>this puts her on the same power level as canon wife Astra Yao
>>534835465I'm glad to see SMTIV smirk is still being used lol. That was such a cool mechanic. Should bring it back desu.
>>534835461Whoops, didn't mean to reply to that post
>>534835625Which makes me sad because I love talking about Appleseed...</3
Should I be salvaging all my A rank drives? I'm a returning player and feel I have so much shit in my inventory
>>534835804I scrap everything I dont immediately use because the grind is never ending
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So this thing is related to Orphie, right?
>>534836084Does ether have puss puss?
>>534836084My guess is either:
a) It's corrupted Isolde who took on aspects of her squad; or
b) an Anby / Yi Xuan' sister miasma clone that was experimented on using orphie as a base but incorporating the rest of obol squad
>>534836084It's a combination of the new Obols. Probably something like an ionized doppelganger, but instead it's some ability of miasma to make fusions from memories it acquires.
>>534835139the most likely punchline is that they use their ears to block Shifu's hand in order to seem taller but they allow Wise's hand through since they prefer headpats
>>534836084It's Isolde being taking aspects from all members of Obol squad
>>534834302Quirky sociopath but not really because they can't sell evil or morally grey characters
>3 star the miasma fiend with Burnice and Jane
I DON'T regret skipping vivian actually.
>>534836908>morally grey charactersENTER
>>534832294I think they did
>>534837073>Not playableWhy do you think all the best written characters in hoyo games are the ones that aren't playable? Because they don't have to focus on making everyone a dindu who would never hurt a fly or do anything wrong
What will her next brainrot word be?
>>534837073there's nothing grey about this rat
Im getting really sick and tired of Burnice eating all my beans and spending my cheese.
>>534837665sussy (sister pussy)
>>534837461mihomo has been dumbing down their game and started making a bunch of pokemon to sell merch
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I CANT WAIT FOR CHINATSUUUUU
I just bought the Interknot Membership and now I feel dirty.
>>534839102This but Sweety
>>534839102This but Yutane
Where's Nicole, I want to look at Nicole!
Where does Fufu land in the "loves Proxy" tier list?
>>534835139their height is listed with ears included
>>534827602I see, Still paywalled at M6 to onfield her. Such a shame the hoyo devs have no taste in gameplay design.
Rip Orphie
>>534837665Complimenting Jane's gyatt
>>534839373not really. which makes sense because the game has character who are under the age of consent (but over the minimum age of labor), and doesn't play it up for mentally ill fetish points.
>>534836084if isolde's boss fight data wasnt there, it couldve been magnus' old body
>>534839590She's the Burnice / Vivian of attackers. Or you can thinking of her as s-rank Lucy for attackers.
>>534839373Pretty high up there.
>>534839373She likes Proxy a lot!
>>534839373honest, not really, da fufu just wanna be a good reliable older sister but stumbles abit and becomes a part of the younger sister group
>>534839750all the characters are over 14
>>534839373All that matters is she's at the top of the living onahole tier list with Qingyi
>>534841027naw qingyi is top tier, because she personally asks her friend, fairy, to monitor wise's erotic levels, and comes to relieve wise when it gets too high before he attacks actual underage girls
zzz turned me into a bisexual
>>534841318Anon.... That's all on you
Fufu should have been a standard character
>>534841509This but Lighter
>>534841509Fufu should have been in my bedroom
>>534841318You're just further down the rabbit hole of anime porn, I bet the moment an actual man got in bed with you, your dick would shrivel like a snail on salt
>>534841573This but SNEED
>>534841436god i want miyabi to hug me and tell me shes gonna protect me so bad its unbearable...
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I am not pulling Alice
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Can ears get pregnant?
>>534841645i still have penis envy from the one time i showered with my dad when i was a kid. like jesus. that nigga was hung like a horse (flaccid mind you). and what did i get. a fucking micropenis.
I've got 100 rolls saved up right now, do you think I'd be able to save enough before 2.4's void hunter if I skipped 2.2 and 2.3?
>>534841318Who did it for you?
>>534835573It was funny but it was also overtuned and broken as fuck, its better off remaining as a meme
am new at game, got alice, should I get the W engine too? alice is my only S agent besides Soldier 11
>>534842001Lmao thats tragic
>>534842105Nah save for more characters.
>>534842003Every patch is about ~120 completely free to play.
That means + ~240 if you skip 2.2 and 2.3. M0W1 guarantee is 280. You'll have 60 rolls to spare
>>534842240will the upcoming ones be good?
Have you listened to Original Me today?
>>534842316>You'll have 60 rolls to spareSo not enough for the obligatory teammate, damn it
>>534842359Let's fix that if you haven't
https://youtu.be/e80zT-558jY?list=RDFRZ9kFaQzY0
>>534842002Im surpised they havent reused mibibibibib boo or even made yixuanboo
>>534842337Better than not having them because you blew all your polys in a weapon for a ~15% increase in damage.
>>534841318were you gay initially and the cute girls brought you back?
>>534842469If you get luck somewhere along the way, you can get the support and relay on a cope ball for the support
I don't like how the story went from Belle and Wise being information brokers and smugglers using technology in a city to chinese monks in the mountains using magic and I don't know how they can salvage it
>>534842469The support will come after the void hunter, which means you'll get another 120 rolls by the very last day of the patch. Should still be in an okay position
>>534842532Based and same
>>534841668>forcing sneed onto people's accountsbegone, vile demon
is it even possible to get alice before her banner ends if i reinstalled yesterday with zero savings and starting from bottom pity
>>534842853BASED actual faggot
>>5348427803.0 will reveal that this whole Yunkui Summit shit was just a dream the Proxies had while in a coma recovering from the explosion caused by Bringer.
>>534842780Easy. They are forced out of the temple and have to go rouge. At least now they can conceivably be in rough areas because they can fend for themselves and need to undo whatever went horribly wrong to put them in this situation
>>534842853He's worth it.
>>534842532Good taste.
>>534843374>He's worth it.[citation needed]
>>534843096If hoyo has pity on you, you might get lucky but I wouldn't even try unless you already have a good anomaly set up. You're better set for Orphie probably
>>534835804Yes, don't bother leveling a rank drives up, wait until you get s rank.
>>534843096Sure, just get lucky.
>>534839373literally confesses in her agent story if you don't have her so she's up there
>>534842664>>534842847at least I know to 100% skip everything in between now and 2.4 then
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>>534843475Just trust me, bro.
>>534843693Nah i don't think i will
here i am leveling B drives up
>>534843692>fucking th*rensreminder miscegenation is illegal in New Eridu
>>534843793You'll come around.
i immediately dismantle my S rank drives if they dont have at least 2 substats i dont know how you goofy dudes are leveling your B and A ranks lmao
Exploration gives so many polychromes. I hated it at first but now I'm okay with it. Suibian temple too.
>>534842626i hope they really do this headset, it would be generation defining
I will roll for everyone because I am absurdly irresponsible with money
>>534843970Maybe but not without solid proof and not a set of partial unfinished animations and placeholder stats
>>534844221> All the e-girls and femboys wearing thisFuck no. Let it stay as a concept
>>534843983Do this with Fufu
>>534832797It's ok when the girl is assumed to be 16-17 except when it's not. Dear god don't sexualize Soukaku but here's all this porn of 16+ yr old Ellen.
>>534844410You're looking for /SLOP/ in trash. They would gladly help you out
Seed's banner will kill the game
>>534844532We've been dead ever since Hugo floped harder than his sister
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Anyone recommend this controller? Im traveling so I need to play on mobile
Does this shit-mode really stop giving Poly rewards so early? I don't see anymore when looking at the stages
>>534843671>if you don't have herwhen was this? at the end of her agent story?
>>534844828All of them are the same shit, just make sure that your phone can actually run the game
>>534844953Go do the endgame if you want Polys Gweilo
>>534839373Actual waifu, literally says she likes you and wants to be with you.
They really hit the ball dead center with Alice, she's so loveable I feel a bit pissed that there isn't a dialogue option to hug her whenever she does something as stupid as this, who the fuck buys game consoles, clothes and electronics for their friends in shopping trips, she probably doesn't have many friends
>>534845232You skipped her to roll for worms. Kys homo.
>>534845170She quite literally says in plaintext that she didn't have friends and this is why she's behaving like this now?
>>534845232They like running characters that work together on the same patch, some 2.2 will probably be everyone from OBOL and Trigger will be in the second half.
>>534845232Orphie's banner, probably
>>534845232Orphie's banner
>>534844474They're both hot so I don't get the double standards.
>>534845443They are supposed to be THE aftershock wheelchair
So orphie is still a brick without seed free ER?
>>534845315I know, I'm just saying its adorable and it really makes me want to spoil her instead even though that's impossible because she's a spoiled rich lady
Post Fufu!
Happy wife happy life edition!
>>534844474I get having reservations about Soukaku because it's not just that she's a teenager, she also acts like a 5 year old
>>534845569spoiling her with attention would be possible
If I pull Alice, would there ever be any reason to use Jane again? And is Alice's W-Engine worth grabbing if I have Jane's?
>>534846391Sounds like a good way to get raped and have 50 rabbit thirens with Alice
>>534845504Sokaku is the agent that acts the most like a kid and is probably the youngest character (honestly, I always thought she was like 12). There is no double standard when a child presents themself as a child.
>>534845170Judging by the way the bandits reacted to the treasure chest she was planning on giving Spook Shack a whole lot of money for their group activities.
>>534846472Jane is like her 4th best team member. You can play them together. If you so happen to have M2 Jane, she becomes the best team member for her. People would say just slap Jane's sig on Alice and give Jane a cope ball instead
>>534845765Here's a Fufu just for you
>catching up on story stuff
>got to the part where they power boosted Phaethon
I'm still conflicted on how I feel about them diving into the Hollow. They're really laying it on thick with Ellen commenting on how strong we suddenly are.
>>534846498What is the catch here
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seriously why are they all so fat
>>534846472>If I pull Alice, would there ever be any reason to use Jane again? Yes as her best teammate in one of the best teams in the game?
>And is Alice's W-Engine worth grabbing if I have Jane's?Yes but it's not mandatory yet
>>534847640They live a joyous and plentiful life.
>>534847640lmao what a coincidence I do this mission just after posting that on random
So orphie is still dead outside s-brickby huh? The def shred only works for aftershock type attacks
>>534847763>best teammate in one of the best teams in the gameOnly if they're all M2 - Don't spread misinformation. Alice plus umbrella girls out scale the jane variant otherwise
>>534846772>>534847763But would I use Jane over Vivian?