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>>534788935

First for gvrv

Why is Shenna launching xer new server on a sunday?
Hasnt xe learned anything from the Epoch disaster?

POCHIE SOON

<TND> on bbc+ recruiting

Hop on i need gamers for mythic pushing

1 more week delay

>>534815180
based

>>534815206
They dont have server issues. 15k all day.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534815206
>ambershite crashes on launch

>>534815056 (OP)
Post the original pic, thanks

MUTTLANDER IS SPEAKING, BE QUITE AND LISTEN CHUD

>all devs on discord left once Kaytotes showed up
shit is imploding behind the scenes isn't it?

>>534815241
I thought this was Classic+, wtf am i even looking at?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

Turtle is trash. Owner sells gold and geared accounts. Their client has spyware and a cryptojack. The GMs power trip and ban you for not roleplaying with them. Community is MTX p2w bs. Majority of the community is chinks, very few westerners. Etc.
If you like playing with your own shit then play on turtle.

>>534815369
won't happen because not that many people are hyped up by this
I expect ~6k people (half of nordanaar these days)

>>534815379
HE'S IN???

GURUPOCHIE

Me excited to play a human hunter with a dog
A male human, not a female

>>534815346
>>534815159
Girl moment

>mfw No Eredun
>mfw no Kes
POCHIE MONDAY is cancelled, cya tomorrow for POCHIE TUESDAY

POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534815245
if i'm bringing God into this, i'm praying for an infinite delay and every single one of their jannies being completely censored from the internet.

>>534815438
They advertised it as Classic+ knowing it'll draw in the dad gamers who just quit SoD but it plays almost nothing like vanilla.

>>534815451
Sorry but this just seems like schizobabble to me...

>>534815438
>he fell for it

>>534815496
Cope.

>>534815638
Even disregarding all the new systems, how the fuck is it even classic+ if they intend on progressing to wrath eventually? very very weird stuff

>>534815241
>teleporting to dungeon
Ascension has fallen so far

/ourguy/ is waking up soon, trvst the plvn

>>534815451
>t. the ip range banned nigro

>>534815652
Shenna's minion trembles when confronted by facts.

>>534815652
I bring proof. You bring shillings.
Hoes the 3.33 dollars an hour kumar?

ITS UP

>>534815704
I'm not playing that shit, thoughbeit

>>534815747
They already explained it.
It's classic+ because it has vanilla out of combat regen.

>>534815808

>>534815914
"difficulty is harder than vanilla" when it's not, maybe the keystones or w/e but in the open world everything has wrath scaling but bloated HP values so it takes longer to kill

Its not flippin up

POCHIE MONDAY

>>534815346
Oh, its a metal saw, no wonder she cant cut it

>>534815914
>can't even write properly
lol

Can someone who actually understand server coding give a genuine answer as how long this might actually take to fix? I really I'm not buying the idea we're going to be playing anytime soon and the fact these guys are also working 9-5 makes me think this shit is basically done.

>>534815914
Alright, guess i just got btfo by ascensiongg

It's funny how fast ascension "classic+" shills went quiet after non paypigs got access.

>>534816101
weeks

>>534816101
>pochie monday

if there isnt an update today im going to kill my elf

1.12 runs perfectly fine and why does that make you mad?

>>534816101
after the update's update's update next weekend.

Europeans are brown!

>>534816101
Its ready to go

>>534816242
You should be killing the elf anyway. Only cretins lay with elves.

>>534816101
>someone who actually understand server coding
>in this thread
lmao

If Epoch isn't up by tonight like they promised I'm done waiting for this shit.

>>534816265
>posted it again award

>1.12 runs perfectly fine
>just download this addon
>and this exe modification from this github
>and also run your wow.exe through this program to fix it
>and also you have to

Lol.

>>534816101
There's too much conflicting information (or lies), so it's pretty much impossible to say for sure.

>>534816339
they never promised that

average turdle player

>>534816265
pin worms run perfectly fine in your anus too

>>534816469
TOPKEK

>>534816441
The transgirls here promised me

>>534816469
huh, maybe ill fit in there after all

>>534816469
THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

>>534816339
NOOO PLEASE COME BACK ANON WE REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NEED YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE

>>534816469
to be fair, doesn't that just show if they are online?

>>534816347
Shenna pays for shills. It is known.
They get 10 dollars for 3 hours of active shilling and get an extra 10 cents per referral code link followed. Though most of them dont use the referrals since it makes it obvious they're shills

>>534816050
use your graymatter for two seconds
she has likely never held a saw before
she was given a metal saw to saw wood which has incredibly fine teeth
she's been sawing that piece of wood for the past ten fucking minutes
she's tired, she's frustrated, full tunnel vision

the fault entirely lies with the teacher who is undoubtedly a fat, drunk washed up white man that probably left the room 15 minutes into the lesson leaving the kids to fend for their lives amid countless powertools that could kill all of them

>>534816469
This is why they can only get 10 for AQ.

>>534816353

>>534816680
it happened again???

>>534816680
OOF

>>534816353
>not good enough at the game to play on any client presented to them
do browns really?

>>534816101
if they had any actual unit tests instead of needing to build, spin up a server, login, and run around and test all their edge cases for an hour every time they make a revision they would be done in less than 2 days. with their jank setup there is practically no way to give an ETA

>>534815346
>>534816050
>>534816651
am I getting bamboozled?

>>534816496
Nah. Turdles are so rotten and scummy that even the pin worms die off if they enter that enviroment filled with detritus

>>534816651
you trollin right

>>534815159
Realistically speaking, what are you supposed to do in this situation?

>>534817003
Think for 2 seconds to realize what the issue is?

>>534816651
The fault lies in the libshits that allowed women to handle anything other than a kitchen knife.

>>534817003
well what's the goal exactly?
If it's just to remove the chunk I'd whack it with a hammer

>>534817003
maybe don't use scissors to cut a cake

>>534816874
You're brown yourself thirdie shill. You're either indian or filipino.
Is 3 dollars an hour really worth much over there? Yikes.

How are you holding, Epoch sisters?

>>534817003
flip the plank?

>>534816265
...why are you killing level 6 mobs as a level 15?

yea they trollin, is obvious that the saw must be blunt

>>534816680
Last week they managed to get 23, what went wrong?

>>534817003
Grab the proper tool, take a break, go to the teacher.

>>534817003
sit on the floor and stare at epoch threads

How’s the 1x warmane server might just give up and roll on there
Friend is sick of waiting

>>534816651
The fault lies on her stupid parents for not helping her use logic as a little kid. Probably an ipad kid.

>muh white trash
Ok thirdie.

How the fuck is the server still not up?
This shitshow is so bad it's laughable.
>can't get it up week 1
>struggles to fix everything week 2
>feefees hurt so launch wasn't real and we need mental health weekend
>weekend extends into monday which is practically already over for the EU
>discord still locked
>registrations still closed
>server still down
>updates still non-existent
What the fuck is happening?

>>534817170
I'm playing modded Diablo 2

P..Pochiee..

KES ONLINE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>534817340
>friend
take you meds anon you are having a schizo episode again.

>>534817340
you need better friends
i can be your friend, but only if you're on guru horde

>People constantly shit on Classic for various reasons and how they wish certain stuff got changed for the better
>Multiple servers try to do that stuff
>People bitch and moan saying the changes are retail like and that Classic shouldn't be changed at all
So which is it then?

>>534817340
Imagine a country that has the worst parts of russia and the worst parts of latin america
that's warmane Lordaeron

>>534817432
DEJA VU...I HAVE SEEN THIS MESSAGE BEFORE...

>>534817003
Flip the wood dumbass. It's not cutting because the wood is blocking the top of the saw from going any lower

LOLIS? NEW LOLI GAME?

>>534817375
calm down lil bro, it's really not that serious.

>>534817003
>>534817223
Or how about you turn the plank sideways and finish sawing it off without the top hitting the wood?
Wtf are you retards seriously this retarded? Nah yall have to be trolling.

>>534817403
which?
path of diablo was awesome
pd2? There was another I heard was good too but I can't remember the name

>>534815246
how many of you are brown?

>>534817403
i died on my hardcore sorc last night :C

Vibes status?

>>534815180
hate this retarded uncanny mudslike faggot

>>534817459
OSRS style community polling for content changes that are evergreen, preferably side content instead of just adding raid tiers higher than Naxx, and feel in line with both the Classic SOUL and balance.

>>534817621
mutts brains are full of holes thanks to decades of lead poisoning and 24/7 propaganda

>>534817528
>>534817117
>>534816928
>>534816901
i bet you idiots think its okay to stir your food with a god darned fork in your nonstick pan

>>534817193
Hardcore + Slow & Steady + Exhaustion + Loremaster

>>534817432
now we just need that nigga Eredun

>>534817168
try again brownoid. i can play any client because i have a smart, white brain. you can only play games that don't present a challenge. maybe retail is more your speed.

>>534817432
>is real
habbening time???

>>534816265

>>534817193
he is exploiting the questing xp.

I’m in possession of a real Kes photograph.
Dubs may or may not unlock it

le classic client is le outdated because no weakaura dilator support

>>534817754
If you're accepting 3 dollars an hour to shill then you aint white.

>>534815496
it won't happen because they know what they are doing and have had many successful fresh launches in the last couple of years. as for the hype... who cares? even if it's just a couple of thousand that will be perfect because leveling up twice with around 8k peak players i found the open world to be generally overcamped everywhere. somehow i have a feeling there will be day 1 queues though.

>>534817003
The real chad move would be to go grab the chainsaw from teachers cabinet that the lazy bum leaves unlocked for 9 times out of 10.

>>534817193
He is probably playing hardcore, but leveling almost purely through grey quests.

>>534815874
the proof: reddit posts that don't even address half of the shit he claims

>>534817869
This is a really retarded part of Turtle tbdesu
For the brief stint I tried the server, I've had players 10 levels above me get mad about me killing quest mobs at my level. Ridiculous shit

ulmetrs status?

>>534817625
PD2 is the best DII

Bring the fucking server up now!

Sayonara pochie monday...

>>534817003
use this baby until the piece of wood starts smoking

>>534818267
sleeping for 16 hours straight

>>534818267
Shot and killed while getting a soda in a DirtySoda drive thru...

>>534818290
yeah I keep meaning to try it
guess I'll give it a go
I just liked path of diablo so much I always played that one when I felt the d2 itch, been waiting on their new season

>>534818341
Guess being powered by nothing but cocaine for 2 weeks straight does take it's toll.

>>534817625
Yeah, PD2. I'm still pretty new to the whole thing, but it's super fun.
>>534817668
rip anon

I would be shocked if we get a message today, no chance we get a server. Kaytotes looks at us as dumb users and hates us, can’t blame him.

>>534817901
I talked to Kes and Kaytotes during one of the Epoch tests last year and Kes was very nice to me so I would prefer you to not doxx her/him/whatever it is.
Kaytotes however was a fucking insufferable faggot and threatened me with a ban because he personally did not like the way I was roleplaying a villain in-game.

Didn't they say the server is ready to launch? Why don't they launch it? What's the point of having it offline if it's ready to launch I don't get it??

reminder that browns and zoomers can't face adversity. if you want a polished client, play retail.

>>534818689
because... it's not ready for launch

>>534818607
>Kaytotes however was a fucking insufferable faggot and threatened me with a ban because he personally did not like the way I was roleplaying a villain in-game.
i find this completely believable and would like to hear more. i don't think i have ever heard a positive personal anecdote about Kaytotes.

>>534818607
stop whiteknighting, bitch

>>534815451
>turtle is trash
>ascension is retail -
what do i do?

>>534818743
Don’t hurt their fragile ego, I mean mental health

>>534816101
apparently they just added multi-threading support last week? not sure what this is referring to, since a game server has to be multithreaded by definition to handle multiple connections. either way though, threading code requires some of the most complicated mental models in all of dev, and bugs are usually non-obvious and difficult to reproduce, diagnose and fix. if they just added major multi-threading support, this can open up a huge can of worms of new problems, unless they got really lucky and got everything right on the first try (this almost never happens).

what you really need to be worried about is the 1.5k bugs with ~100 "critical." this means that even if they get the servers working, the rest of the game is a horrid unplayable buggy mess. and how long does 1.5k bugs take to fix? no one can say, but easily years. this is "start over using AzerothCore" territory, except that decision should have been made 3.5 years ago.

NEW UPDATE ON THE STATUS OF POCHIE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU

>>534818607
were you roleplaying as an edgelord racist rapist?

>>534818689
This was already confirmed by Magic to be fake news.
Please pay attention...

>>534818834
Epoxy will save us
trvst the plvn

get your climbing gear on fellas, coldridge valley stairs have just been heightened an additional dwarf unit

fairly unimpressed with BBC+
>most of the new content is just (((worldforged))) slop (items scattered around that you can pick up like in WoD)
>boosted xp rates plus xp from professions means you level too quickly
>RDF, can only queue for random dungeon, dungeon level scaling (i queued at 20 to do deadmines and it put me in razorfen downs)
>retail tier dungeon experience (aoe pull everything and rush to the boss)
>level scaling in the open world (can be disabled with high risk pvp mode)
>high risk mode puts you in a separate phase to normal players
>nobody is playing high risk so the world is empty if you want it non-scaling
>the glyphs are just REs from ascension ported over
>disproportionate number of male draenei players for some reason

yeah im thinking ill just wait for turtle freshie

>>534815874
All of those posts are just "This person owns multiple servers" which somehow correlates to the other random things

It was revield to me on a bathroom door today that the servers will come up

>>534818940
lil bro was probably dogknots

>clock hits 9 am in texas
>thread quality dives straight down into the planet core

>>534818861
you keep doomposting about the bugs but the fact of the matter is that no one fucking cares
people just want to get into the game and play

>>534818882
weird I saw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yns0yU64GwU

>>534819245
Look! It’s a retard

>>534818861
you have literally no idea what you are talking about

>>534819320
he's right tho

Will I really have to wait until late September to troon out on Epoch? Leaks are saying they're finally going to announce a real delay today

Me waiting for Eredun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY

Please save me from my misery, Kaytotes...

>>534819320
I'm right though

>>534819456
Why would anyone do this to themselves?

>>534819456
That's me except a lot more hours and it' CS2

>>534819245
>Nobody cares if the server is constantly crashing
???????

>>534819456

Epoch = nazi germany
BBC+ = america
Turtle = ussr

Just like germany lost ww2 its time to move on and either side with bbc+ or turtle.

>>534819456
>play time
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>534819627
I like BBC but Bronzebeard is a pretty shitty server from testing it out

>>534819456
abandon 2 matches back to back and you'll have no reason to go back

pochie... monday...

>>534819456
Bro...?

>>534818779
That was my only complaint about Epoch as a whole to be honest, there were some minor texture bugs and typos in custom quests dialogue but the only thing that annoyed me was this Kaytotes wanker and one of his lackeys, can't remember the name, basically policing any bad words in global chat.

>>534818820
I will do whatever the fuck I want, go roll for dubs if you want the pic so much.

>>534818940
I was an aggressive dark iron dwarf, provoking the Horde and insulting anyone I considered weak by my clan's standards. Now here's the catch: I never used any kind of slur or went overboard with one particular player. Everything I said was related to the game one way or another, I just used a lot of "shit fuck cunt ass" and etc.
That was enough for Faggytotes to mute me and point me to the exit, even when most of what I did was to antagonize the Horde and ragebait people who spent more time chatting than playing. Never broke any rules, never ever mentioned real world politics, race or culture.

there will be an update any second now... any second...

>>534819456
>All that time
>Would still get clowned on by some rittlin'd up 14 year old chong chugging little brown bottles

>>534819456
I will never understand how people can stomach team slop games.

Pochie.........Tuesday? Doesnt have the same ring. Maybe wednesday.

I'm leaving to the gym
The server better be up with 6k people in queue when I get back

>>534819848
The average age of someone playing DoTA 2 in 2025 is in their 30s, teens don't get into it anymore because no one likes 50 minute matches where one mistake from a 3rd worlder costs the game

>>534819829
The vibes are excellent
Server is almost ready
One... more.. test.
Our design team worked really hard over the weekend so we will delay the launch again to update the launcher

>>534819997
this is why i quit league.

>>534819627
BBC enjoyers are Turtle players.

>>534819886
Suicide prevention day is 10th of September, I believe in suicide prevention pochi

kes is online its happening. go pee and poop now before its up

>>534820105
I'm a BBC enjoyer and I'm only waiting for Epoch desu

>>534819869
nta, but i like my friends and enjoy playing with them.

I'm a BGC enjoyer and I have no server to play

>>534820190
never mind.. he left..

>>534820190
hmmm... good idea. I'll save the poopsock for later

>>534820198
Sounds like a falseflag to me, put on your programming socks and get ready for Ambershire.

>>534820190
she's offline again

what am I in for

>>534817203
Nothing aq40 went fine

>>534820394
an early grave by level 16

>>534820384
I thought about it but I genuinely can't stomach the 1.12 client anymore, if Epoch never comes back I'll just play another game.

>>534820394
I know wpsg is dead, but cmon now. You're in the wrong thread

>>534820394
doing level 5 quests at level 15

>>534820517
eat shit
pochtroons don't even have a game to discuss, actual discussion of actual REAL servers that actually exist are the only thing keeping this general from getting deleted for being off-topic. so instead of being a cunt, be thankful that we even give you permission to continue your little doa crypto shitcoin scam server discussion, because we can relinquish that privilege at a moment's notice

>beardless dwarf
Heresy.

>>534820517
oh sorry. brb logging on epoch

>>534819332
Not him, but there is a concerning amount of stock trinitycore gamebreaking bugs still present.
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2538
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/1520
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2652
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2559
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/323
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/8554
In what universe are some of these acceptable for a 2025 server launch?

>>534820705
That's a whole lot of crying, lmao

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that the people here simply don't want to play turtle, sorry sisters.

>>534820773
I don't like your vibes anon its throwing off our mood, if you're positive enough the servers will work

>>534820394
A more engaging leveling experience, but if that's turtle then good luck with the random dcs and shit like Scarlet Monastery 1 fps bugs.

Why are you still here?

>>534819456
wait this is retail wow?

>>534820949
waiting for keytotes.......

post yfw wplace is a better-functioning mmo than epoch

Kes left, we're not getting POCHIE MONDAY.

>>534820949
I'm a believer

>>534820949
because I trust the plan

POCHIE NEVER EVER
PROJECT MORE DEAD THAN MAGIC'S GRANDMA

>>534820949
I like looking at porn and shitposting, I have no desire to play a private server in 2025.

>>534821160
there is no plan bro

>>534821050
wtf is wplace? from the sprite i'm assuming some pokemon mmo?

>>534820949
Somehow these are the best world of warcraft threads on /vg/

>>534820773
these dont seem gamebreaking now do they

>>534821178
Should not have used the jumper cables...

>>534812827
>Sheena is Torta and that she sells gold
So this is true after all? Fuck Ambershire then, guess I'll just wait for Bronzie.

>>534821223
I am trusting it anyway. I already signed the contract.
>>534821317
the server simply cannot launch if thistle tea doesnt restore the correct amount of energy anon idk what to tell you

hows launch #3 going

>>534820949
I'm a 2022 epoch oldfag, i'm gonna go down with the ship. Also wpsg is a ghost town, so this is the next best thing.

>>534820949
im crashing the servers

Mods, this general has gone beyond the scope of the servers. There is no game being discussed. People are spamming and posting off-topic nonsense.

>>534821364
can't you sell shop items for gold on ascension? how is that not selling gold with an extra step?

>>534821553
Go back

POCHIE MONDAY

>>534820949
just to suffer

>>534821553

>>534821396
it's not looking good oomfie...

>>534821553
Our game is happening, please don't listen to this shill faggot.

>>534820949
I don't have discord

>>534812827
>weird schizo shitstirrer gets banned effectively and quickly
I will now roll on turtle wow fresh.

>>534821738
It's locked down, and even if it wasn't, you're not really missing much.

P-...POCHIE... *insert week day*

>>534821317
I could've also posted flametongue weapon not working at all or warlock fear breaking after one dot, but I thought you'd get the memo.

>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON SHITTLE SHEENA WOW
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON BIG BLACK COCK +
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING RETOILET
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING PAYMANE
SHAN BE WAITING FOR E-GOD DEVS TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED AND GIVE US THE LUDO KINO THAT SHALL SAVE THE V+ SCENE

>>534821412
with no survivors?

14 more sleeps until epochie

>>534821880
based

>>534820949
pochie, my beloved, the only and real, existing, without shopslop, the best classic+ server

extended weekend, please understand

>>534821880
this post reeks of vril

>>534820949
i've given up any hopes of this actually being playable or even if it does become playable of it being an enjoyable experience because of how much of a giant fucking faggot kaytotes is so i'm really just here for the shitshow

>>534821914
and 45 hours of being awake

So, epoch only has 1 dev now, cause magic allegedly got death threats? He is also the guy that allegedly messed something up really badly and or, sabotaged the server right?

speaking of paymane... when are they going to make classic+? I need a real server where you can buy thunderfury in the shop

>>534822093
he sold the games item database for 200 brazilian bucks and ducked out

>>534822093
shenna sends xer regards

>>534821964
>without shopslop
anon....

>>534822093
kek, they sabotaged themselves by using TrinityCore and TSWoW (lol). no other sabotage was required.

>>534820949
Just to prosper

bruh monday is almost over no news

>>534822253
torta, please

>>534822350
night time news usually comes in 3-4 hours

I told you bootlicking cucks that we weren't getting an update today

POCHIE MONDAY (18th)

>shenna killed magic's grandma
she can't keep getting away with this

>>534821384
Anyone else notice that quests don't seem to green out? I've had starting zone quests be yellow at level 7 when I remember they'd be grey by then.

I wonder if that's an explorer's contract feature or a server feature. I wouldn't mind just doing every starting area for the rep alone at that point.

>>534822093
>DO THE NEEDFUL AND BE TURNING ON THE SERVER OR I AM KILLING YOU SIR
do indians really?

>>534821195
>I have no desire to play a private server in 2025.
you playing retail instead? why not?

if only there was some way for us to find out what is going on behind the scenes

I don't need to play today but I need pochie update, or at least update about when an update will be posted.

>>534821696
aww..sorry <3 maybe in the afternoon!

>>534822093
Let me just say if lil bro thought the death threats were credible. He's basically committed suicide because he's put in future in kaytote's hands.

>I-I GOT DEATH THREATS
I doubt it

>>534822592
I don't. wow players are unhinged in general

POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534822592
>turn the server on or il kill you

>>534822592
depends on what you consider death threats. Some retard 100% dm'd him "i'll kill you if you don't bring the servers up"

>>534822403
You're pretty retarded if you think POCHIE weekday posters, are doing anything but shitposting.

>>534822592
if you seen the gurubashi discord, i would be shocked if there weren't death threats

>>534822592
I believe it but I doubt any of those people would actually follow through. You really think someone would try to kill someone just for not getting some private server up in time?

>>534822626
His personal information was never leaked, someone telling you to kill yourself over discord isn't a death threat.

>>534822260
This. They chose to use TrinityCore because they didn't want to be forced to share their modifications to the core if they used AzerothCore (it's AGPL). They chose TSWoW because beside ulmetrs who joined the team super late, they only know some web languages and how to use modding tools. And they also chose to put their whole infrastructure on windows and manually setup things. All of their decisions on the software side were bad.

how is gummy still alive and running tbc servers, i thought he was diagnosed with bone cancer or something?

>>534822592
people in the gurubashi discord started making fake death threat logs to send to the epoch staff to get people they didn't like banned from the epoch discord so I believe it

Gonna make a fem undead once servers are up
MagicGrandMum

>>534822592
It's the classic tactic of either the hyper sensitive or the dishonest. Always amplify the noises of the 0.001% unhinged people, when you want to bail or do something unpopular.

>>534822771
did anyone expect more out of pvp subhumans?

ouch ow ow owie ow ouch the truth hurts it stings ow ow ACK
our response, pochsisters?

>>534822592
he 100% got death threats but he's lying about them worrying him. if he really thought he was about to die why abadon the project?

where me fookin 'poch

>>534822894
I didn't know that, i thought he was just paralyzed or something.

>>534822771
this place is probably the calmest area of discussion tbqh

>>534822808
schizos will larp that they know (or can find) who he is. If you are some 20 year old zoomer faggot that hasn't experienced the old internet, you can get spooked for sure.

7 MINUTES 'TILL EPOCH
WE ARE READY

>>534822894
He makes up shit all the time

>>534822894
he made a deal with the devil the more people who play his servers the stronger he is.

>>534822970
standard tranny egocentrism, thinking everyone is secretly jealous of them and wants to be them when in fact everyone is repulsed by them

>>534823176
nah night news always drop later than that.

>>534823101
>gummy paraylzed
old meme, gummy is like 6"2 and perfectly healthy.

>>534822556
probably not, if I'm being realistic...
:(

>>534820773
how do you even get to 1.5k open issues? do the devs just report bugs to themselves and forget about them entirely?

>>534823224
...so he's effectively dead now then?

what class should i play?

>>534823361
femgnome priest on gurubussy

>>534823361
female undead healadin

>>534823361
undead paladin

>>534823395
did shadow got buffed?

male human ret paladin on VMBERSHVRE

>>534823361
Probably Shaman.
Resto Shaman if you want to be popular

THREE MINUTES
ARE YOU READY SISTERS?!

>>534823325
beta 3 which was in may last year was supposed to be the last beta before a june/july launch
in total they had over 11,000 bug reports from players which, when merged, was cut down to 8000
they then decided to delay the launch indefinitely and posting a monthly update report

>>534823361
Femtroll crackhead prostitute

>>534823528
>>534823565
Nah not interesting in playing a healer, not enough changes. you're basically playing a tbc healer.

>>534823556
not sure overall. you can swap racials and have vamp touch. disc/smite is crazy buffed tho

>>534823640
I don't think they have ever released any news at 17:00, it's usually later than that.

Orc's had a burning to spread their seed in as many females they could get their hands on, the individual orc sperm cells were extremely large and aggresive just like the orc's themselves, it would effortlessly destroy the seed of lesser races, the outer defensive layer of the ovum that most sperm cells struggle to penetrate might as be paper for the orcish seed and it could even sometimes terminate early pregnancies in the womb. That isn't even mentioning the vast quantity of seed the enourmous orc testicles produced. It out performed human sperm in every single aspect both in quantity and quality. When an orc comes in you it is over, he will fill your womb to the brim and no amount of magic or medicine can prevent, remove or terminate orc seed once it has been sown. The potency also overrides the genes of any other race, it dont matter if you are human, draenei, elf or anyother race. The child grown from orchish seed will be a pure orc with little to no traces of their mother heritage. It is one of the reasons there are no "half-orcs" because every orc born from a human woman (which have been the orcs favourite breeding slaves since the first war) is simply just an full-blooded orc.

>>534823361
fem dwarf pala or warrior tank PLEASE

>>534823743
I think that's when the server went up on Friday

>>534823640
I'd say 2 more hours at least.

>>534821553
curious how you never acted this way when turtle had its own general

it's over

>>534823746
>Orc's
Stopped reading this ESL babble there

>>534822093
>He is also the guy that allegedly messed something up really badly
well he joined the team when he was 15 so he's probably fucked up a lot of stuff

can't wait to bully no-shows on gvrv

>>534824006
ugly lips

>>534824006
can't wait to plap this esl-kun with my tauren cock

>>534824006
>bully no-shows
that doesn't make sense

>>534822970
Reminder

can't wait to do bgs on kezan and get trash talked by horde players

cant wait to dab on pochtroons AGAIN when they still dont have a playable server by the 17th

i will never ever ever EVER EVER EVER get tired of bullying you little FAGGOTS ahahahaha

>>534824209
Put on your programming socks faggot.

>>534824209
i'll just play something else lol. poo2 is coming up for example

Is Pochie actually coming up today or did I fall for shitposters again?

>>534824326
0.5% chance today
50% chance this week
90% this month
0.01% never

This is who is calling you a pochtroon and faggot btw.

>>534824209
kek jesus.
>>534824326
probably not they didn't work at all on the weekend

all the jannies are online....

>>534823361
>play
Wrong server anon

>>534824325
>poo2
my condolesncnensnd

>>534824326
They need people testing their custom content since they moved it from windows -> linux, especially the gnome and troll starting areas.
Why there is no outreach for testers when there are definitely many who are eager to do so I don't know. I'm not even sure how big their current testing team is, but I would assume internal communication is still garbage.

>>534820773
Lmao so feral is almot completely unplayable unless you are willing to invest 10 hours each time you get a new weapon type?

>>534822592
>DEATH THREATS
ross was an easy one along with his family
magic and kaytotes had some old linked personal profiles
unfortunately could not find kes
wasnt hard for me tbqhf

50 MINUTE LEFT
WE ARE SO BACK
Also why is she like this?

>>534824612
The developers are zoomers with mental health issues and are wallowing in their hurt feelings and quitting

>>534824713
>feral finally has to play by the same rules as everyone else
the horror

is epoch even worth waiting for?

>>534824853
I'm like that too~~~

>>534824960
if youre not dedicated till the end you dont deserve a spot in queue

>>534824960
for me it is
make up your own mind

>>534823852
Turtle has an active game to play and discuss. This does not. That's why people are spamming ">POCHIE _DAY", posting copypastas, hot chicks, troons, and even off topic gifs.
If turtle had this happen, I would be saying the exact same thing.

>>534824960
there is no alternative, so if you're interested in vanilla with tbc flavor and wotlk sprinkles then yes

>>534824980
gonna need some proof cutie butt~

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTU1xhkWkak

>>534825050
Reeeeee paid turtle shill!!!

>>534825050
where were you when /wpsg/ was an ERP central for 2 years?

>>534824960
what exactly does waiting for it mean? just carry on with your life and if it comes out then decide if you wanna play or not

>Janny in training because no one wants to play with him
Sad

>>534825142
EXTREME DWARF POWER

>>534825114
>cutie butt~

>>534825142
FANTASTIC!

>>534825142
>retailslop

>>534825142
brilliant!

>>534824980
>>534825114
fuck you troons
also do not response to my post in such a creepy way

>>534825349
~~~~~

in my experience, the epoch discord is much more trans-friendly and appreciative than turtle's, simply because the former is willing to completely LOCK EVERYTHING DOWN the moment the toxicity reaches a certain threshold. it's good to know the moderation team is looking out for us
>ib4 accused of false flagging
trans rights are human rights

>>534825234
This general is a insidious janny revenge plot for 2 years of non stop erp bullshit.

>>534825478
trans rights are not human right. however cute european boys are right.

who we missing?

>>534825736
eretroon

>>534825736

>>534825736
Is Cailean cute? I want to fuck an epoch troon so bad

>>534825736
magic, altered, eredan, imex,

>>534825981
what did altered even do? was he a janny supreme or dev?

Utmetrs status?

>>534826121
Still in coma

>>534826109
janny

not looking great for poochi mondy.. winds dying down..

>>534825050
namedropping each other for 24 hours a day does not constitute "discussing the game," retard
now go back before your thread falls off the catalog again

>>534826109
posts cryptic, seemingly unrelated youtube videos and memes in off-topic that are said to contain the true final launch date of project epoch

Project Sneedpoch

>>534825142
he's taunting us bros...

>>534825736
ross' son

>>534825736
ifra

Never in human history has it been more over for a single project than this

Even star citizen stands more chance than project epoch

>>534826576
would it kill them to update the website?

>>534826709
the website guy left

>>534826709
it took them 2 weeks to even add a discord bot dont hold your breath

>>534826709
Magic's grandma was the web designer

>>534826709
The website guy's mom suddenly caught the black plague and he has to stay at the hospital

EPOCH DIES TONIGHT

>>534826709
The technology is not there yet.

Everytime I open this general I feel a little more raped.

>>534826709
dude i could change that shit in 5 minutes

>>534826709
the devs owe you nothing chud. it's free

>>534826685
watching star citizen flounder and flop is funny because both the developers and customers 100% deserve it
with something like this its just kind of sad

>>534826919
ya'll need jesus

this has been such a fascinating general. almost as good as that one vtuber's who announced her marriage.

>>534827212
uuu

Bros?

Why won't they just announce that it will take 1-6 more weeks? Gaytotes ego too big? I can promise that it won't be online for more than 5 hours this week.

>>534827212
Take WoW from the brown man and we rage. I don't give a shit about pepaw dying, I don't care about your dog with cancer, I don't care that your kid was shot in a school shooting. Give me Epoch and let me play

>3 hours till happening time
LAST CHANGE FOR A NAP

What's a TBC blizzlike server that has released recently and I could play to tie me over till this shit releases... if it releases at this point.

>>534826953
POCHIE will live forever ;_;

LEAVE FUCKING EPOCH ALONE ALL OF YOU
TODAY IS THE LAUNCH DAY OK?

>>534827507
they're just waiting for eredun *coughs up blood* then launch is a-go

>>534827543
>5 whole hours of pochie

>>534827596
kael thas
it's kinda dead though

@grok will epoch wow be playable today?

>>534827627
Epoch is worth multiple billion dollars?

How can someone work on a passion project for five years, only for their expectations to be two raid teams and a few hundred randoms online? How could anyone justify such an underwhelming, low-ambition end goal? Then you get a golden opportunity practically dropped in your lap, the stars align, the perfect moment and instead of saying “hold on, we need to capitalize on this,” they act like fifty thousand people just crashed a private party and are causing chaos. I’ve never seen such disconnect from reality. Are they not familiar with how private server crowds behave? What exactly is going on here?

>>534827761
yes multiple billion turtle bucks

>"pochie monday"
>its monday
>no pochie

>>534827921
>Fell for it again award

WHERE'S EREDUN

>>534827652
Yes, 5 whole hours of pochie if you are ready to login around the clock.

>>534827921
POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijfW2VoSEI

>>534827921
>Who told you "Pochie Monday" happened on Monday 11th?

>>534825736
is gaytotes back from his vacation?

Are we still waiting?
Not sure if I want to turtle for the 3rd time...

POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534827921
Pochie THIS WEEK! Or I will CUT MYSELF AGAIN!!!!!! Your call, KAYTOTES!!!!

>>534827543
It's 100% ego.
They gaslight themselves with "good vibe checks" that they're so close to pulling it off every time something fails.
Every normal person would've delayed the thing until they can iron it out, but Kaytotes can't admit failure so they keep stringing player along with made up bullshit as if the true launch is just around the corner.

>>534827718

>>534828218
I'm only here to shitpost at this point. I'm not playing Turtle again, Bronzebeard is nothing like Classic+, and the retards running Epoch are too incompetent to trust.

>>534827212
>that one vtuber's who announced her marriage.
WHO? NOT MY GIGI?

>>534822894
That retard lied about everything lol

when will you guys wake up? it's always been a social experiment and it's literally in the name. Project Epoch. doesnt get more obvious than that

>>534828218
>>534828424
The sad truth is the only classic + private server worth playing is ascension's bronzebeard.

what happened to the 350+ persons donations that epoch put on their website?

>>534828616
they are no longer with us I'm afraid
boating accident, very sad...

>>534828616
we don't talk about the 361 and rising number of donations and ask to whom the money goes

POGGIN' IN THE FREE WORLD

>>534828218
I only played for a few minutes but like the changes they made to the starting areas, so I'm just checking the thread once in a while to see if I can play.

>>534824326
There was no promise it would come up today or even give an update today. All they said was they're taking the weekend off.

>>534828616
>>534828674
>>534828698
?

>>534828503
kill yourself

Tauri Legion WILL save us... SOON...

BBC...

>had a massive cash cow project with 60k+ people interested
>could've gotten very rich off of it
>instead throw it all away by your own incompetence
>end up just giving free publicity and money to your competition

how do you fuck up this badly lmao

>>534828447
fauna/nimi/green whore

The run very fast dwarf has taken the ignition key for the server. How do you stop him within the confines of the server? You dont have GM commands at your disposal.

>>534828959
legion was shit

>>534827212
>>534827350
all my niggas HATE nimi!

>caring about profits

>>534828959
red pill me on tauri legion.

>>534828985
it used to be very kino with some good shows like dr who in the past too bad its all propaganda slop now

>>534829121
based doob the unfollower

>>534829130
Yes profit is the main motivator why people do things. Its called basic human nature.

>>534829136
they've delayed the WOD PREPATCH for like a year now

>>534829136
imagine reliving your favorite memories of the worst expansion of wow in a buggy private server where nothing works

>>534829130
>scammer that can't even install windows

I synchro summon Eredun.

Not going to sift through 500 posts of the same 2 mentally ill losers arguing over which funserver is better. Did anything new happen?

done with BronzeBeard Classic™
it's a transparent cashgrab, the lowest effort at custom content i have seen yet

the "expanded zones" advertised on their website are a lie. unlike 'poch or turtle which actually add new content and expand vanilla zones, BBC just added one (1) building or mud hut to each area. they don't even have new quests, just a handful of NPCs with GPT-generated text
>new night elf encampment in teldrassil
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
>new mage tower in redridge
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
>dwarven brewery in redridge
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
etc

this shit was a waste of 10 hours, thank god i got an alpha access key for free, i cant imagine actually PAYING MONEY for this SLOP

thank you for your attention to this matter!!

POCHIE TUESDAY

>bronzebeard

I am starting to look forward Whitemane's Gilnease Cata.

>>534829514
yes

>>534829579
Uhm... yikes...

>>534829136
>tauri is literally the only actually competent crew in the private server scene
>the legion content is almost flawless if you give it a run on their beta realm
>they've been working on it for half a decade
>should've been out "first or second quarter 2025"
>they are autistic fucking retards who decided that they have to script all the fucking dogshit WoD content too before launching it for some reason that everyone will just skip and run through anyway
>because of that, servers ETA is unknow, will probably take another fucking realm or blizz will launch legion """classic""" first and the hype will die

unfortunately, another epoch situation cos of tard management

>>534829579
kek. no one wants to play this slop except other ascension players

man, I don't wanna say this, but at this point I am just waiting for the turtle fresh shit
like what is even going on at Epoch

>>534829348
lol

>>534829519
i should add they didnt even add anything to the capital cities, which is strange because even on regular ascension you can get for instance a world enchant from the crypt under the stormwind cathedral. on BBC, there's nothing there at all, not even a paladin or priest glyph. it's like they didn't even try

>>534829412
>worst expansion of wow
Its not a Shadowlands private server

>>534829062
>pour some birdseed on the ground
>hang an anvil above from a rope
>cut rope when dwarf stops to eat

>>534829710
>legion
why not just play retail? are you brown or something?

nobody actually likes legion its just a meme lol

>>534829514
still no server, devs quitting, epoopers on suicide watch.

>>534829519
Why the hell would the Dwarves be established in Redridge at all? A third of the zone is lost to Blackrock Orcs and another third is overrun by Gnolls.

>>534829062
He follows major trails. All you'd have to do is set up an ambush with hunter traps along a major road and then hit him with some stealth rogues before he can break away.

>>534829710
>wasted years on pre partch wod
why? but I think legion+ would be cool

https://www.youtube.com/live/tvZzb3U6pK0
Are we there yet?

Why are you wedded to one private server over another? You know they're all the same, right? I mean pochie isn't even real. It's a concept of a server.

You are going to play Midnight at launch, right?

>>534829885
retail is too hard for most people. the auto rotation is not enough.

>>534829931
sorry i mean dwarf brewery in loch modan
having TWO custom buildings added to one zone would be asking for too much

>>534829710
Why would they not just have you start at level 100?
Nobody wants to play through 5 expansions worth of bullshit even with juiced exp rates.

>>534828892
Massive rugpull
Redeem the donation saaaaar

>>534829996
>200 watching now

>>534830117
Ah that's fair then.

>>534830043
I'll try it if they actually commit to the addon wipe thing and make the game playable without 28 weakauras and DBM shouting at you the whole time

>>534829885
Legion is about to be 5 xpacs and 10 years ago at this point when Midnight comes out, that era of WoW class design is gone

At this point it's just prepping the crowds for a big let down announcement

>haven't even thought about this shit for two weeks
>check the latest announcement
>Just a quick update on the situation, at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those.
SO THIS IS BASICALLY NO DIFFERENT FROM TWO WEEKS AGO
WHAT THE FUCK

>>534829996
is he died

Let's go!

>>534829519
Epoch didnt add anything or have playable zones to begin with

>>534829579
oh nonono

>2 more hours for pochie/update

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

Only the shitters who didnt play legion for longer than a week praise it for being good

>>534829996
HOLY SHIT it's martin luther!! hide yo jews

>>534829412
what a retard lmao

>>534830482
Use your words to say why Legion was bad

>>534823361
Just make sure you're a dwarf for the free ale whenever you want passive.

>>534825870
>he/him

Pass

>>534830541
Use your words to say why Legion was good

>>534829885
>are you brown or something?
yes, aren't you?

>>534829996
cant image just sitting on the login screen like that, brother just enable notifications on a tracker and do something else lol

neversleepers won..

>>534829972
>>534830127
crippling autism

>>534829579
they could give me an invite so I can complain here how much of a slop it is

>>534830597
>not wanting a cute cuntboy bf
ngmi

Legion was the Epoch of WoW xpacs. Looked flashy and sounded good on paper, but the core and foundation was too rotten for lasting appeal

>>534830679
they spam codes in their discord like every day

>>534830325
>Whitemane+
kek

>>534830641
when the servers only go up for 10 minutes at a time every minute counts

>>534829519
There's new quests in Westfall !

>>534830773
this nigga played retail lmaooooo

I'm bored looking at the Epoch login screen, which troon or WoW character should I goon to until the server comes up

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of KAYTOTES FAGGOT hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.

>>534830773
class halls were the last good thing added to retail
shame it brought the modern wow formula with mythic+

I'm gonna make a RP guild!
Rule number 1 will be Team Speak only.

If they release a functioning server before 17th, I will forgive them.

Legion was fun because of all the class hall stuff and they really went all in on the class fantasy shit and mostly succeeded. Legion would have been giga-kino if they didn't add M+.

>>534831193
>Not Ventrilo
Okay Zoomer.

>>534830624
>Class halls
>Mage tower challenges
>Huge lore advancements for both the main story and classes
>Very cool unique and fun playstyles because of the legendaries
>Really good looking zones
The only thing I see people complaining about were raiders who wanted to focus farm specific legendaries before raid

pochie tuesday!!!

>>534831183
Even those were half assed for a lot of classes and made even worse at launch when you had to wait an entire month for the Class Hall to progress doing the Farmville mission until they allowed you to wear a second legendary desu

>>534831230
it shouldve also be "The End" finale

Whats druid like on turtle is it trash like in vanilla?

>>534831472
It basically was in terms of wrapping up pretty much all the leftover threads from Warcraft III and pre-Cata WoW.

>>534831268
>>Very cool unique and fun playstyles because of the legendaries
This is a huge tell by someone who didn't actually play the xpac. Most specs were pruned to death going into Legion then you were told it would be ok because Legendaries would fill in the gaps to make you feel functional, then they forgot to add in bad luck protection until halfway into the xpac and you could only finally buy the legendary you wanted to have fun on the final patch

>>534831487
It's very good on all specs, druid tank is BiS for threat and next patch armor cap is being removed with diminishing returns

>radio silence

>>534831487
Its improved, but not as improved as it is on Epoch. Completely viable but wont be dominant. Nobody will complain if you wanna run it.

>>534831487
Tank druid is one of the better tanks, resto is still pretty great and boomkin is alright

>>534831682
Give it time.

>>534831682

>>534831487
Did the turtle thread fall off the catalogue again?

Monday is not over yet in Europe (the only place that matters), update dropping between right now and in 5 hours.

Do you think we will ever get an apology from Keytotes?

this guy got promoted

>>534831682
They're mourning Magic's grandma...

>>534831952
I'm thinking we're back pochiebros

>>534831952
is this a new guy?

>>534832086
No he was a "designer" a few minutes ago.

>>534831935
Would you apologise to 300+ donors because you couldn't keep a promise and launch on a specific date the server?

I wouldn't

can they at least make an update? I assumed they took the weekend off so they could be rested to fix the shitshow that is going to be the re-launch

>>534831935
No. You’ll get more avoidance of blame and maybe even complaining about the community.

>>534831952
>>534832145
I think this dude was someone on the art team.

Yeah it's over

>nearing 72 hours from the last update
This shit is never coming out. I'm actually so frustrated

KT should just reply to Eredun in updates and say thanks that was a helpful rest

They only have one more chance.
If they bring the servers up, they can't crash anymore or it's over for real.
Everyone will just roll turtle and forget about this shit if they fail one more time.

anyone from the 'poch team here looking for talent to fill the gaps? i'm willing to join the project (for free, even) as an ideas guy. my first idea: actually launch the server lmao. fucking faggots

the wrath client feels clunky and slow compared to the retail client

Happening

>>534832286
The vibes are over, turtle won.

>>534832387
Nobody is playing on turtle its DOA

>>534832387
>fails to launch again
Epoch only has one more chance

>>534832421
my first idea? lower anvilmar on the Y axis by 2 meters, remove the broken gnome and troll new starter content that is entirely untested and just cap the server at 5k and launch

>>534832479
War room status: Assembled

>>534832412
I almost came instantly looking at this because I thought she was doing the small cock pinching gesture at me...

>>534832479
>no eredun
not yet

>>534832387
nobody is playing turdle, raj.

>>534832438
TRVTHNVKE

>>534832527
speak for yourself

the new guy got the job by killing eredun. propane tank duel

epoch only has 1000 more chances before i give up on it

>>534832729
trvke

just took a shower and massive clumps of my hair fell out. i can feel spots on my scalp where the hair is thin and nonexistent now, no idea how bad it looks because i dont have a mirror in my apartment but it sure feels bad.

>>534832479
>kes keeps switching between desptop and mobile like 5 times a minute
is the dude ok?

WAR ROOM™ STATUS???

>>534832438
If Turtle was smart they would be reversing the classic client instead of doing retarded shit like UE5.

>>534831682
I'd rather they just shut up and work. All this whining, lying, and faggy polls just make the wait worse. Just let em vibe code it up.

If Epoch doesn't come back where do I go to find a trans gf? I don't want to play on the 1.12 client, XIV is dying, the ones on OSRS are too autistic for basic human functions, and I'm scared to use grindr

>>534832939
fighting games, 2XKO is next month

>>534832852
vaxx status?

>>534832875
I don't know how any of that works, but if he got the client open on both, doesn't it switch automatically? I really doubt he is manually doing shit.

>>534833003
all 36 + boosters

POST YOUR WAR ROOM FACE!

This is all a test of faith, bros. Don't give in

>>534832412
Look at all that turtle wow

>>534833089

>>534832915
reversing?

>>534833174
elffriend spotted

>>534832729
If Project Epoch has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has only one fan then that is me. If Project Epoch has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Project Epoch, then I am against the world.

ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING

>>534831613
sure, but they ruined it

>>534833089

EREDUUUUUUUUUUN SAVE ME AIEE

>>534833243
I don't watch enough to be called that, I like her though

>>534833243
>elf
>hates bows and nature

crank status?

>>534833089

>>534833198
Sorry, i forget not everyone understands, it means reverse engineering.

Human females absolutely mogs other races, how can NE cucks and orcniggers even compete?

>>534833089

>>534833089

Everybody, channel you cummies to the war room!

>>534833361
that's enough
>>534833370
half elf

>>534833089
me on the left
kaytatos on right

>>534833089

Mining in turtle wow is such a pain in the ass
There are way too many people in this server

>>534832875
>this guy keeps watching this happen
are you ok

>>534833089

Do you play on Turdle?
Nah, I am waiting for Turdpoch.
I've played some Turdzzard years ago.
Didn't bother with Season of Turdscovery though, too disappointed with previous Turds.
How are your Turds going today bros?

>>534833089

>>534832479
They took the weekend off, dumbass
This is literally just them getting back to work on the server lol.

>>534832479
pochie day?!

>>534833089
Eredun isn't even here, there's no war room nigga
>>534832997
>2XKO
How the fuck do you pronounce that nigga?
two ex kay-oh or two ex knockout?

please whisper me more sweet lies ere-chan, tell me the client is ready to launch tomorrow so you can lie to me again then, i promise i'll be there, always

epoch waiting room - I'm so fucking tired, boss edition

https://jiggie.fun/4S9RxJ

HOLY SHIT, KES JUST MADE AN ANOUNCMENET

>Kes:"im joining inex and magic in leaving the epoch projekt, just wanted to give heads that my departure has nothing to do with the server. The gender confusion didnt help but the tiping point came from the endless spam of pregnant seemlingly african men dm´ed to me by the unoficial gurubashi pvp.The deep feeling of disgust suddenly turned to be arousement and in need to discover myself and my new sexuality I need to sail in search for new horizons.

>>534831230
I liked the class halls and Suramar, but nothing else.

>>534833594
Wrong thread lil bro >>>/wpsg/

>>534833089

>>534832605

The incompetence and ineptitude of this team is amazing, still radio silence on Monday when they said there would be an update. I'm not gay but I would rape Cailean publicly to teach the team a lesson about not living up to their word

why exactly is the server not up and running right now, considering according to them the server works just fine and "they are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up" (server closed without any SHUTDOWN server message btw)

>>534833884
Mining in epoch wow is such a pain in the ass
There are way too many people in this server

>>534833594
>there are already ~3 professions that use mining resources?
>let’s add Jewelcrafting on top of that
the devs are straight up retarded. last HC character I rolled on Turtle I dropped mining/bs at level 30 because it was literally fucking impossible to find nodes. Every leveling zone was just lvl 60s riding around on epic mounts farming every node.

>>534833089

>>534833089

Hey guys I'm starting to notice a very obvious division in the posters here.
Very interesting.

>>534833089

>>534833949
Jesus Christ I lost, I love Whitemane...

>>534833089

>leave for over half a week to play bf6 beta
>come back, still no pooch, still no rerelease date
>last update was days ago, "we don't know what the problem is but we're working on it"
Holy shit lmao. It's never been as over as it is right now.

>>534833089

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534833706
>no new infra dev
>no work done on the server
>uhhh let’s try launching again
I fully believe the Epoch team is retarded enough to try this today.

>>534834063
What was the third before they added Jewelcrafting?

>>534831230
Not just M+, but M+ alongside RNG legendaries
The amount of people I saw fucked in the ass by just not getting legendaries despite nolifing the fuck out of the game, or getting legendary but its "the wrong one". I really don't know what they were thinking shipping legendaries in that state knowing full well how impactful some of them were.

Even at the time my guild that I genuinely liked coming into legion, went to complete shit over legendary autism and some of the roster decisions made as a result, that effectively killed the guild.

>>534833983
if you haven't caught on every single announcement or update they have made has been filled with lies

>>534833432
eh, successfully reversing the client isnt exactly a massive return on investment
people really only care about the ingame changes

>>534833434
>nelfies get to be 8/10 forever
>humies get to be 10/10 from 13 to 25 and then it's rapid decline
it's perfectly fair desu

What does it mean?

>>534834501
ITS UP

>>534834457
>to 25
to 50*

>>534834264
I mean they could have found another infra dev and not said anything

Is Bronzebeard cooked?

If Epoch is fixed today I'll take back everything bad I said about trans people and kiss one irl

>>534833089

>>534834501
I'M IN

>>534834457
how do I cope with the fact that I'll never have a tyrande gf

>>534834501
GET READY TO HOLOCOASTER HORDE NIGS

>>534834615
kek

>>534834283
I should have said “profession combo”.
>mining/bs
>mining engi
>mining/herb/lw
>mining/jc
four reasons to take mining on Turtle

>>534834615
i dont want to invite anyone to this dogshit, i wouldn't wish this fate on my worst enemy

>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER

>>534834441
A Classic client would be less work, more performant and cost them less. They're absolutely burning shekels trying to get a hatchet job UE5 client working.

>>534834684
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
IT'S HAPPENING
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER

>>534834684
>>534834783
old update

>>534834783
>august 8th

>>534834684
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534834684
>>534834783
3466 was the update that fixed the stairs last friday

>>534834615
I don't think most people use their everyday emails when registering to private servers and if they do they get sent to spam like Whitemane emails

>>534834615
damn, not smart to show everyone how nobody is interested 'bro'.

>>534833089
>everquest ogre, the best face for it even
fuck it bros why are we even playing wow and not quarm?

>>534834624
I will even say Kes is cute and valid

>>534834615
I have 5 (6 if counting personal one) to sell later if the interest picks up. may take literally forever for value to rise tho since they are shoveling them out in thousands per day but whatever, free money is free.

>>534834615
>retoilet is down bad because nobody wants to play it
>hmm I know lets make a retoilet- funserver!
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>534834865
why didnt wow let us play ogres? cucked game

>>534834541
Even if they found a new dev and didn’t say anything, chances are he wasn’t able to fix the entire server in 48 hours lmao.

He removed his massage from the Off-topic channel.
It's happening.

Reminder that these client updates are only MPQ changes like the fucked up stairs.
Their main problem is getting stable servers, which wont come as a patch.

>>534834624
UwU, will you kiss my wienie too?

>>534835015
if custom content crashes the server will they have to put up a new patch?

>>534835038
I would genuinely deep throat trans cock if I can play Epoch for longer than an hojr

>>534834940
they wanted the bugman audience and to bridge the widening gap between Alli and Horde populations so they got snubbed in favor of belves

>>534834901
Yeah, i have 3 invites and i barely played this shit for more than 4 hours. It's definitely not for me.

Open gneral chat. Thank

Somebody's ass is gettinbg licked

>>534834901
>sell
it launches in a couple months and they gave out literally 30,000+ invites (and are still offering them) you retarded faggot lmfao.
Nobody is going to buy your shit ass codes.

>>534834773
you can't add custom patches to the new client. it's not made the same way as the old ones. it's practically impossible to mod.

>>534835184
*raises paw*

>>534835131
It's kinda crazy I am very transphobic but for being able to play on Epoch I would let trannies rail my ass and suck their cocks like the biggest slut.

>>534835127
Yes, but that's very unlikely to happen.
All the custom buildings/zones are client-side.

>>534834901
Holy fucking brown you’re stupid

>>534835209
nta but there's a solid 70% chance they'll include some "early adopter" bonus for accounts that link a code, most likely a free booster or pet / scrolls ect.

>>534835241
Bullshit, literally every single online game i can think of, is moddable. This isn't gonna prevent jack shit.

>>534834908
how do i go about making these

>>534835324
Buildings placed through noggit aren’t the type of custom content that causes crashes, lol. There’s no coding involved in placing custom buildings or modeling new zones.

Their coding of the in game interactions is what will cause the crashes

OH MY SCIENCE IT'S UP!!!

After a good thinking, I prefer the broken ESL quests written from the heart rather than chat GPT faggotry
Turtle has my vote

>>534835470
You can't. AI artists gatekeep their prompts because it's bad for business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE1AqoXFII

>>534834983
hey cool the mod team are reading my retarded shitposts

>>534835579
the last time minecraft was good

>After a good thinking

can't they just skip the ue5 update and then add it when pochie is stable?

>>534835574
i more mean like what program, i'm willing to make/learn my own prompts

>hundreds of Onyxia whelps
not a single shota cock in Stormwind went unmilked

Get on the UE5 client!

They can't put the servers up.
I have been awake for 25 hours trying to fix my sleeping pattern and I'm getting sleepy.

>>534835729
dios mio

>>534835696
In that case maybe one of the sloppa artists from this thread could help you.

>>534835729
Goldshire is looking more like Sandshire right now!

>>534835729
>can draw in the snow
kino

>>534835729
Why are they doing this retarded fucking shit
It looks awful in every screenshot they've posted

>>534835729
HIRE THIS MAN

>>534835579
based 1.7.3 autist

>>534835729
prompt?

>>534835729
the lighting for the this is going to be so bad, I already saw an image of iron forge and it looked awful

>>534835696
ComfyUI, or Forge. Check /g/'s local diffusion general.
>>534835703
>Onyxia Whelp #459 is the rightful heir to Stormwind after Anduin
oh no

>>534835703
>tfw cock is smaller than shotas and can't even please Onyxia

>>534835569
I prefer VVallcraft, where he realizes nobody actually gives a fuck about le 6 million new quests, and instead adds actual new gameplay features like sailing and player housing.

>>534835729
Damn it's just like real life, whenever I go out and it's snowing, everyone becomes a snowman!

any habbenings?

>>534820773
a lot the github issues are fixed and just not closed. look at the date on them

>>534835843
because thirdies LOVE bloom and jank

>>534835959
looked default to me. I trust them to actually fine tune it.

>>534834940
They added them in BFA

>>534834615
Lmao. And of those that clicked I wonder how many uninstalled after 10 minutes

I don't think custom content actually caused any crashes. I played beta 2 and 3 and the worst that happened was that the content simply wasn't working as intended

>This is the server worth its own general.

>>534836016
no we don't
that and all the other screenshots and webms look like dogshit

it can be booted up, any moment now

>>534836074
Worth is derived from demand, simple as.

>>534836062
I know I did

>>534836012

>kezan

>>534836053
Why is the female model so skinny?

>>534836062
I uninstalled after 2 minutes.

>>534835839
>accidentally walk in pattern that draws a vague penis shape
>account stolen
wooow

>>534835991
What's wallcraft current status ?

while you’re waiting in vain, i’m enjoying myself on the best classic+ server

>0%

>>534836268
what is that ui

>>534836287
basically online

>>534836268
nice UI sis

>>534836074
That's right

>>534836187
>female
that's body type 2 actually, bigot!

>>534836268
i refuse to believe you actually play with that ui

>>534836268
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>534836268

>>534836374
i’m still working on the ui, pfUI isn’t that easy to set up

>>534836268
Is turtle really so cooked that people are offering gold for healers?

>>534836234
Final testing phase currently playable, confirmed release this year, and he keeps teasing an announcement. I’d expect a release date soon to drop relatively soon.

>>534834615
Why don't these retards just copy epoch and release it with a cosmetics only cash shop and get an ez 10k server?

>Epoch trackers now host twow adverts
LMAAOOOOOOOO

>>534836268
nice schizo UI

>>534836153
Yet Eredun is still mia

>>534836074
Meanwhile Turtle has a 24/7 uptime, but it's general died before hitting bump limit.

>>534836234
Wall has sadly been locked up in a mental asylum after he suffered a car crash while delivering food over the weekend
Let's all pray for his speedy recovery

>>534836178
Damn.

>>534815625
They all should be raped to death by muslims for being censorious libtards. That would be a poetic end.

>>534834615
>is based on 3.3.5 client
>has the technical knowledge to do whatever they want, unlike epoch
>waste it on doing this funserver shit
we can't have good things

>>534836515
NO FUCKING WAY

I wonder if my auctions will still be up when it comes back up

Kaytotes doesn't deserve this thread

>>534836795
You are gay

>>534836515
>>534836714
obvious samefag is obvious, it has been like that for days

>>534835729
Blizzard hire this man

>>534836795
nope.
I checked.

>>534836667
>fun server
You’re definitely the same anon who’s been in here calling literally every non-blizzlike server a “fun server” for days straight lol.

FRESHY
>>534836936
>>534836936
>>534836936
>>534836936

>>534836851
i havent seen it till now

>>534836667
Did you see Sargeras Embrace project that was announced a while ago? Got bought by Ascension, hopefully they're gonna do something with that.

>>534819040
In said posts theres even a video of shenna aka torta admitting to selling gold and accounts. You clown bozo faggot fuck

>>534819036
Sounds good. You'll fit right in neckbeard. Have fun ERPying with your fellow trannies

>>534837857
Post that then on its own, that would be interestingt

>>534836879
And im right

>>534826446
Who said it did? That is exactly what I am highlighting as an issue with this thread and if it was a turtle thread, the same thing.
Are you that dense? Also, I don't play turtle. I might on the 17th since Epoch devs are fucking morons.

>>534836268
That UI looks like you need to install Counter Strike Source.