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Anonymous No.534815056 >>534815370
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
RELEASE THE SERVERS Edition

troondle filth off the op!

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Anonymous No.534815180 >>534815246 >>534817680
Anonymous No.534815192
First for gvrv
Anonymous No.534815206 >>534815328 >>534815369
Why is Shenna launching xer new server on a sunday?
Hasnt xe learned anything from the Epoch disaster?
Anonymous No.534815212
POCHIE SOON
Anonymous No.534815241 >>534815438 >>534815767
on bbc+ recruiting

Hop on i need gamers for mythic pushing
Anonymous No.534815245 >>534815625
1 more week delay
Anonymous No.534815246 >>534817635
>>534815180
based
Anonymous No.534815328
>>534815206
They dont have server issues. 15k all day.
Anonymous No.534815362
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.534815369 >>534815496
>>534815206
>ambershite crashes on launch
Anonymous No.534815370
>>534815056 (OP)
Post the original pic, thanks
Anonymous No.534815379 >>534815507
MUTTLANDER IS SPEAKING, BE QUITE AND LISTEN CHUD
Anonymous No.534815419
>all devs on discord left once Kaytotes showed up
shit is imploding behind the scenes isn't it?
Anonymous No.534815438 >>534815638 >>534815704
>>534815241
I thought this was Classic+, wtf am i even looking at?
Anonymous No.534815451 >>534815652 >>534815813 >>534818834
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

Turtle is trash. Owner sells gold and geared accounts. Their client has spyware and a cryptojack. The GMs power trip and ban you for not roleplaying with them. Community is MTX p2w bs. Majority of the community is chinks, very few westerners. Etc.
If you like playing with your own shit then play on turtle.
Anonymous No.534815496 >>534815707 >>534818017
>>534815369
won't happen because not that many people are hyped up by this
I expect ~6k people (half of nordanaar these days)
Anonymous No.534815507
>>534815379
HE'S IN???
Anonymous No.534815509
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous No.534815546
Me excited to play a human hunter with a dog
A male human, not a female
Anonymous No.534815564
>>534815346
>>534815159
Girl moment
Anonymous No.534815586
>mfw No Eredun
>mfw no Kes
POCHIE MONDAY is cancelled, cya tomorrow for POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534815589
Anonymous No.534815606
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534815625 >>534836654
>>534815245
if i'm bringing God into this, i'm praying for an infinite delay and every single one of their jannies being completely censored from the internet.
Anonymous No.534815638 >>534815747
>>534815438
They advertised it as Classic+ knowing it'll draw in the dad gamers who just quit SoD but it plays almost nothing like vanilla.
Anonymous No.534815652 >>534815818 >>534815874
>>534815451
Sorry but this just seems like schizobabble to me...
Anonymous No.534815704 >>534815894
>>534815438
>he fell for it
Anonymous No.534815707
>>534815496
Cope.
Anonymous No.534815747 >>534815914
>>534815638
Even disregarding all the new systems, how the fuck is it even classic+ if they intend on progressing to wrath eventually? very very weird stuff
Anonymous No.534815767
>>534815241
>teleporting to dungeon
Ascension has fallen so far
Anonymous No.534815808 >>534815950
/ourguy/ is waking up soon, trvst the plvn
Anonymous No.534815813
>>534815451
>t. the ip range banned nigro
Anonymous No.534815818
>>534815652
Shenna's minion trembles when confronted by facts.
Anonymous No.534815874 >>534818124 >>534819040
>>534815652
I bring proof. You bring shillings.
Hoes the 3.33 dollars an hour kumar?
Anonymous No.534815886
ITS UP
Anonymous No.534815894
>>534815704
I'm not playing that shit, thoughbeit
Anonymous No.534815914 >>534816031 >>534816054 >>534816109
>>534815747
They already explained it.
It's classic+ because it has vanilla out of combat regen.
Anonymous No.534815950
>>534815808
Anonymous No.534816031
>>534815914
"difficulty is harder than vanilla" when it's not, maybe the keystones or w/e but in the open world everything has wrath scaling but bloated HP values so it takes longer to kill
Anonymous No.534816037
Its not flippin up
Anonymous No.534816043
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.534816050 >>534816651 >>534816901
>>534815346
Oh, its a metal saw, no wonder she cant cut it
Anonymous No.534816054
>>534815914
>can't even write properly
lol
Anonymous No.534816101 >>534816193 >>534816228 >>534816273 >>534816310 >>534816323 >>534816421 >>534816883 >>534818861
Can someone who actually understand server coding give a genuine answer as how long this might actually take to fix? I really I'm not buying the idea we're going to be playing anytime soon and the fact these guys are also working 9-5 makes me think this shit is basically done.
Anonymous No.534816109
>>534815914
Alright, guess i just got btfo by ascensiongg
Anonymous No.534816118
It's funny how fast ascension "classic+" shills went quiet after non paypigs got access.
Anonymous No.534816193
>>534816101
weeks
Anonymous No.534816228
>>534816101
>pochie monday
Anonymous No.534816242 >>534816319
if there isnt an update today im going to kill my elf
Anonymous No.534816265 >>534816347 >>534816496 >>534817193 >>534817843
1.12 runs perfectly fine and why does that make you mad?
Anonymous No.534816273
>>534816101
after the update's update's update next weekend.
Anonymous No.534816284
Europeans are brown!
Anonymous No.534816310
>>534816101
Its ready to go
Anonymous No.534816319
>>534816242
You should be killing the elf anyway. Only cretins lay with elves.
Anonymous No.534816323
>>534816101
>someone who actually understand server coding
>in this thread
lmao
Anonymous No.534816339 >>534816441 >>534816614
If Epoch isn't up by tonight like they promised I'm done waiting for this shit.
Anonymous No.534816347 >>534816639
>>534816265
>posted it again award
Anonymous No.534816353 >>534816696 >>534816874
>1.12 runs perfectly fine
>just download this addon
>and this exe modification from this github
>and also run your wow.exe through this program to fix it
>and also you have to

Lol.
Anonymous No.534816421
>>534816101
There's too much conflicting information (or lies), so it's pretty much impossible to say for sure.
Anonymous No.534816441 >>534816542
>>534816339
they never promised that
Anonymous No.534816469 >>534816527 >>534816565 >>534816581 >>534816624 >>534816680
average turdle player
Anonymous No.534816496 >>534816903
>>534816265
pin worms run perfectly fine in your anus too
Anonymous No.534816527
>>534816469
TOPKEK
Anonymous No.534816542
>>534816441
The transgirls here promised me
Anonymous No.534816565
>>534816469
huh, maybe ill fit in there after all
Anonymous No.534816581
>>534816469
THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Anonymous No.534816614
>>534816339
NOOO PLEASE COME BACK ANON WE REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NEED YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
Anonymous No.534816624
>>534816469
to be fair, doesn't that just show if they are online?
Anonymous No.534816639
>>534816347
Shenna pays for shills. It is known.
They get 10 dollars for 3 hours of active shilling and get an extra 10 cents per referral code link followed. Though most of them dont use the referrals since it makes it obvious they're shills
Anonymous No.534816651 >>534816901 >>534816928 >>534817117 >>534817362
>>534816050
use your graymatter for two seconds
she has likely never held a saw before
she was given a metal saw to saw wood which has incredibly fine teeth
she's been sawing that piece of wood for the past ten fucking minutes
she's tired, she's frustrated, full tunnel vision

the fault entirely lies with the teacher who is undoubtedly a fat, drunk washed up white man that probably left the room 15 minutes into the lesson leaving the kids to fend for their lives amid countless powertools that could kill all of them
Anonymous No.534816680 >>534816761 >>534816871 >>534817203
>>534816469
This is why they can only get 10 for AQ.
Anonymous No.534816696
>>534816353
Anonymous No.534816761
>>534816680
it happened again???
Anonymous No.534816871
>>534816680
OOF
Anonymous No.534816874 >>534817168
>>534816353
>not good enough at the game to play on any client presented to them
do browns really?
Anonymous No.534816883
>>534816101
if they had any actual unit tests instead of needing to build, spin up a server, login, and run around and test all their edge cases for an hour every time they make a revision they would be done in less than 2 days. with their jank setup there is practically no way to give an ETA
Anonymous No.534816901 >>534817712
>>534815346
>>534816050
>>534816651
am I getting bamboozled?
Anonymous No.534816903
>>534816496
Nah. Turdles are so rotten and scummy that even the pin worms die off if they enter that enviroment filled with detritus
Anonymous No.534816928 >>534817712
>>534816651
you trollin right
Anonymous No.534817003 >>534817092 >>534817130 >>534817143 >>534817183 >>534817223 >>534817314 >>534817528 >>534817621 >>534818018 >>534818336
>>534815159
Realistically speaking, what are you supposed to do in this situation?
Anonymous No.534817092
>>534817003
Think for 2 seconds to realize what the issue is?
Anonymous No.534817117 >>534817712
>>534816651
The fault lies in the libshits that allowed women to handle anything other than a kitchen knife.
Anonymous No.534817130
>>534817003
well what's the goal exactly?
If it's just to remove the chunk I'd whack it with a hammer
Anonymous No.534817143
>>534817003
maybe don't use scissors to cut a cake
Anonymous No.534817168 >>534817754
>>534816874
You're brown yourself thirdie shill. You're either indian or filipino.
Is 3 dollars an hour really worth much over there? Yikes.
Anonymous No.534817170 >>534817403
How are you holding, Epoch sisters?
Anonymous No.534817183
>>534817003
flip the plank?
Anonymous No.534817193 >>534817719 >>534817869 >>534818053
>>534816265
...why are you killing level 6 mobs as a level 15?
Anonymous No.534817195
yea they trollin, is obvious that the saw must be blunt
Anonymous No.534817203 >>534820402
>>534816680
Last week they managed to get 23, what went wrong?
Anonymous No.534817223 >>534817621
>>534817003
Grab the proper tool, take a break, go to the teacher.
Anonymous No.534817314
>>534817003
sit on the floor and stare at epoch threads
Anonymous No.534817340 >>534817435 >>534817446 >>534817486
How’s the 1x warmane server might just give up and roll on there
Friend is sick of waiting
Anonymous No.534817362
>>534816651
The fault lies on her stupid parents for not helping her use logic as a little kid. Probably an ipad kid.

>muh white trash
Ok thirdie.
Anonymous No.534817375 >>534817556
How the fuck is the server still not up?
This shitshow is so bad it's laughable.
>can't get it up week 1
>struggles to fix everything week 2
>feefees hurt so launch wasn't real and we need mental health weekend
>weekend extends into monday which is practically already over for the EU
>discord still locked
>registrations still closed
>server still down
>updates still non-existent
What the fuck is happening?
Anonymous No.534817403 >>534817625 >>534817668
>>534817170
I'm playing modded Diablo 2
Anonymous No.534817426
P..Pochiee..
Anonymous No.534817432 >>534817507 >>534817720 >>534817806
KES ONLINE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Anonymous No.534817435
>>534817340
>friend
take you meds anon you are having a schizo episode again.
Anonymous No.534817446
>>534817340
you need better friends
i can be your friend, but only if you're on guru horde
Anonymous No.534817459 >>534817693
>People constantly shit on Classic for various reasons and how they wish certain stuff got changed for the better
>Multiple servers try to do that stuff
>People bitch and moan saying the changes are retail like and that Classic shouldn't be changed at all
So which is it then?
Anonymous No.534817486
>>534817340
Imagine a country that has the worst parts of russia and the worst parts of latin america
that's warmane Lordaeron
Anonymous No.534817507
>>534817432
DEJA VU...I HAVE SEEN THIS MESSAGE BEFORE...
Anonymous No.534817528 >>534817712
>>534817003
Flip the wood dumbass. It's not cutting because the wood is blocking the top of the saw from going any lower
Anonymous No.534817543
LOLIS? NEW LOLI GAME?
Anonymous No.534817556
>>534817375
calm down lil bro, it's really not that serious.
Anonymous No.534817621 >>534817705
>>534817003
>>534817223
Or how about you turn the plank sideways and finish sawing it off without the top hitting the wood?
Wtf are you retards seriously this retarded? Nah yall have to be trolling.
Anonymous No.534817625 >>534818290 >>534818503
>>534817403
which?
path of diablo was awesome
pd2? There was another I heard was good too but I can't remember the name
Anonymous No.534817635
>>534815246
how many of you are brown?
Anonymous No.534817668 >>534818503
>>534817403
i died on my hardcore sorc last night :C
Anonymous No.534817672
Vibes status?
Anonymous No.534817680
>>534815180
hate this retarded uncanny mudslike faggot
Anonymous No.534817693
>>534817459
OSRS style community polling for content changes that are evergreen, preferably side content instead of just adding raid tiers higher than Naxx, and feel in line with both the Classic SOUL and balance.
Anonymous No.534817705
>>534817621
mutts brains are full of holes thanks to decades of lead poisoning and 24/7 propaganda
Anonymous No.534817712
>>534817528
>>534817117
>>534816928
>>534816901
i bet you idiots think its okay to stir your food with a god darned fork in your nonstick pan
Anonymous No.534817719
>>534817193
Hardcore + Slow & Steady + Exhaustion + Loremaster
Anonymous No.534817720
>>534817432
now we just need that nigga Eredun
Anonymous No.534817754 >>534817973
>>534817168
try again brownoid. i can play any client because i have a smart, white brain. you can only play games that don't present a challenge. maybe retail is more your speed.
Anonymous No.534817806
>>534817432
>is real
habbening time???
Anonymous No.534817843
>>534816265
Anonymous No.534817869 >>534818253
>>534817193
he is exploiting the questing xp.
Anonymous No.534817901 >>534818607
I’m in possession of a real Kes photograph.
Dubs may or may not unlock it
Anonymous No.534817940
le classic client is le outdated because no weakaura dilator support
Anonymous No.534817973
>>534817754
If you're accepting 3 dollars an hour to shill then you aint white.
Anonymous No.534818017
>>534815496
it won't happen because they know what they are doing and have had many successful fresh launches in the last couple of years. as for the hype... who cares? even if it's just a couple of thousand that will be perfect because leveling up twice with around 8k peak players i found the open world to be generally overcamped everywhere. somehow i have a feeling there will be day 1 queues though.
Anonymous No.534818018
>>534817003
The real chad move would be to go grab the chainsaw from teachers cabinet that the lazy bum leaves unlocked for 9 times out of 10.
Anonymous No.534818053
>>534817193
He is probably playing hardcore, but leveling almost purely through grey quests.
Anonymous No.534818124
>>534815874
the proof: reddit posts that don't even address half of the shit he claims
Anonymous No.534818253
>>534817869
This is a really retarded part of Turtle tbdesu
For the brief stint I tried the server, I've had players 10 levels above me get mad about me killing quest mobs at my level. Ridiculous shit
Anonymous No.534818267 >>534818341 >>534818384
ulmetrs status?
Anonymous No.534818290 >>534818443
>>534817625
PD2 is the best DII
Anonymous No.534818324
Bring the fucking server up now!
Anonymous No.534818332
Sayonara pochie monday...
Anonymous No.534818336
>>534817003
use this baby until the piece of wood starts smoking
Anonymous No.534818341 >>534818498
>>534818267
sleeping for 16 hours straight
Anonymous No.534818384
>>534818267
Shot and killed while getting a soda in a DirtySoda drive thru...
Anonymous No.534818443
>>534818290
yeah I keep meaning to try it
guess I'll give it a go
I just liked path of diablo so much I always played that one when I felt the d2 itch, been waiting on their new season
Anonymous No.534818498
>>534818341
Guess being powered by nothing but cocaine for 2 weeks straight does take it's toll.
Anonymous No.534818503
>>534817625
Yeah, PD2. I'm still pretty new to the whole thing, but it's super fun.
>>534817668
rip anon
Anonymous No.534818506
I would be shocked if we get a message today, no chance we get a server. Kaytotes looks at us as dumb users and hates us, can’t blame him.
Anonymous No.534818607 >>534818779 >>534818820 >>534818940
>>534817901
I talked to Kes and Kaytotes during one of the Epoch tests last year and Kes was very nice to me so I would prefer you to not doxx her/him/whatever it is.
Kaytotes however was a fucking insufferable faggot and threatened me with a ban because he personally did not like the way I was roleplaying a villain in-game.
Anonymous No.534818689 >>534818772 >>534818959
Didn't they say the server is ready to launch? Why don't they launch it? What's the point of having it offline if it's ready to launch I don't get it??
Anonymous No.534818743 >>534818843
reminder that browns and zoomers can't face adversity. if you want a polished client, play retail.
Anonymous No.534818772
>>534818689
because... it's not ready for launch
Anonymous No.534818779 >>534819827
>>534818607
>Kaytotes however was a fucking insufferable faggot and threatened me with a ban because he personally did not like the way I was roleplaying a villain in-game.
i find this completely believable and would like to hear more. i don't think i have ever heard a positive personal anecdote about Kaytotes.
Anonymous No.534818820 >>534819827
>>534818607
stop whiteknighting, bitch
Anonymous No.534818834 >>534818961
>>534815451
>turtle is trash
>ascension is retail -
what do i do?
Anonymous No.534818843
>>534818743
Don’t hurt their fragile ego, I mean mental health
Anonymous No.534818861 >>534819245 >>534819332
>>534816101
apparently they just added multi-threading support last week? not sure what this is referring to, since a game server has to be multithreaded by definition to handle multiple connections. either way though, threading code requires some of the most complicated mental models in all of dev, and bugs are usually non-obvious and difficult to reproduce, diagnose and fix. if they just added major multi-threading support, this can open up a huge can of worms of new problems, unless they got really lucky and got everything right on the first try (this almost never happens).

what you really need to be worried about is the 1.5k bugs with ~100 "critical." this means that even if they get the servers working, the rest of the game is a horrid unplayable buggy mess. and how long does 1.5k bugs take to fix? no one can say, but easily years. this is "start over using AzerothCore" territory, except that decision should have been made 3.5 years ago.
Anonymous No.534818882 >>534819276
NEW UPDATE ON THE STATUS OF POCHIE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU
Anonymous No.534818940 >>534819105 >>534819827
>>534818607
were you roleplaying as an edgelord racist rapist?
Anonymous No.534818959
>>534818689
This was already confirmed by Magic to be fake news.
Please pay attention...
Anonymous No.534818961
>>534818834
Epoxy will save us
trvst the plvn
Anonymous No.534819031
get your climbing gear on fellas, coldridge valley stairs have just been heightened an additional dwarf unit
Anonymous No.534819036 >>534838048
fairly unimpressed with BBC+
>most of the new content is just (((worldforged))) slop (items scattered around that you can pick up like in WoD)
>boosted xp rates plus xp from professions means you level too quickly
>RDF, can only queue for random dungeon, dungeon level scaling (i queued at 20 to do deadmines and it put me in razorfen downs)
>retail tier dungeon experience (aoe pull everything and rush to the boss)
>level scaling in the open world (can be disabled with high risk pvp mode)
>high risk mode puts you in a separate phase to normal players
>nobody is playing high risk so the world is empty if you want it non-scaling
>the glyphs are just REs from ascension ported over
>disproportionate number of male draenei players for some reason

yeah im thinking ill just wait for turtle freshie
Anonymous No.534819040 >>534837857
>>534815874
All of those posts are just "This person owns multiple servers" which somehow correlates to the other random things
Anonymous No.534819089
It was revield to me on a bathroom door today that the servers will come up
Anonymous No.534819105
>>534818940
lil bro was probably dogknots
Anonymous No.534819197
>clock hits 9 am in texas
>thread quality dives straight down into the planet core
Anonymous No.534819245 >>534819320 >>534819610
>>534818861
you keep doomposting about the bugs but the fact of the matter is that no one fucking cares
people just want to get into the game and play
Anonymous No.534819276
>>534818882
weird I saw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yns0yU64GwU
Anonymous No.534819320 >>534819346 >>534819482
>>534819245
Look! It’s a retard
Anonymous No.534819332 >>534820773
>>534818861
you have literally no idea what you are talking about
Anonymous No.534819346
>>534819320
he's right tho
Anonymous No.534819358
Will I really have to wait until late September to troon out on Epoch? Leaks are saying they're finally going to announce a real delay today
Anonymous No.534819363
Me waiting for Eredun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY
Anonymous No.534819456 >>534819520 >>534819586 >>534819614 >>534819698 >>534819729 >>534819762 >>534819848 >>534819869 >>534820958
Please save me from my misery, Kaytotes...
Anonymous No.534819482
>>534819320
I'm right though
Anonymous No.534819520
>>534819456
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
Anonymous No.534819586
>>534819456
That's me except a lot more hours and it' CS2
Anonymous No.534819610
>>534819245
>Nobody cares if the server is constantly crashing
???????
Anonymous No.534819614
>>534819456
Anonymous No.534819627 >>534819710 >>534820105
Epoch = nazi germany
BBC+ = america
Turtle = ussr

Just like germany lost ww2 its time to move on and either side with bbc+ or turtle.
Anonymous No.534819698
>>534819456
>play time
the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.534819710
>>534819627
I like BBC but Bronzebeard is a pretty shitty server from testing it out
Anonymous No.534819729
>>534819456
abandon 2 matches back to back and you'll have no reason to go back
Anonymous No.534819746
pochie... monday...
Anonymous No.534819762
>>534819456
Bro...?
Anonymous No.534819827
>>534818779
That was my only complaint about Epoch as a whole to be honest, there were some minor texture bugs and typos in custom quests dialogue but the only thing that annoyed me was this Kaytotes wanker and one of his lackeys, can't remember the name, basically policing any bad words in global chat.

>>534818820
I will do whatever the fuck I want, go roll for dubs if you want the pic so much.

>>534818940
I was an aggressive dark iron dwarf, provoking the Horde and insulting anyone I considered weak by my clan's standards. Now here's the catch: I never used any kind of slur or went overboard with one particular player. Everything I said was related to the game one way or another, I just used a lot of "shit fuck cunt ass" and etc.
That was enough for Faggytotes to mute me and point me to the exit, even when most of what I did was to antagonize the Horde and ragebait people who spent more time chatting than playing. Never broke any rules, never ever mentioned real world politics, race or culture.
Anonymous No.534819829 >>534819998
there will be an update any second now... any second...
Anonymous No.534819848 >>534819997
>>534819456
>All that time
>Would still get clowned on by some rittlin'd up 14 year old chong chugging little brown bottles
Anonymous No.534819869 >>534820251
>>534819456
I will never understand how people can stomach team slop games.
Anonymous No.534819886 >>534820131
Pochie.........Tuesday? Doesnt have the same ring. Maybe wednesday.
Anonymous No.534819921
I'm leaving to the gym
The server better be up with 6k people in queue when I get back
Anonymous No.534819997 >>534820078
>>534819848
The average age of someone playing DoTA 2 in 2025 is in their 30s, teens don't get into it anymore because no one likes 50 minute matches where one mistake from a 3rd worlder costs the game
Anonymous No.534819998
>>534819829
The vibes are excellent
Server is almost ready
One... more.. test.
Our design team worked really hard over the weekend so we will delay the launch again to update the launcher
Anonymous No.534820078
>>534819997
this is why i quit league.
Anonymous No.534820105 >>534820198
>>534819627
BBC enjoyers are Turtle players.
Anonymous No.534820129
Anonymous No.534820131
>>534819886
Suicide prevention day is 10th of September, I believe in suicide prevention pochi
Anonymous No.534820190 >>534820328 >>534820370 >>534820387
kes is online its happening. go pee and poop now before its up
Anonymous No.534820198 >>534820384
>>534820105
I'm a BBC enjoyer and I'm only waiting for Epoch desu
Anonymous No.534820251
>>534819869
nta, but i like my friends and enjoy playing with them.
Anonymous No.534820323
I'm a BGC enjoyer and I have no server to play
Anonymous No.534820328
>>534820190
never mind.. he left..
Anonymous No.534820370
>>534820190
hmmm... good idea. I'll save the poopsock for later
Anonymous No.534820384 >>534820478
>>534820198
Sounds like a falseflag to me, put on your programming socks and get ready for Ambershire.
Anonymous No.534820387
>>534820190
she's offline again
Anonymous No.534820394 >>534820456 >>534820517 >>534820518 >>534820908
what am I in for
Anonymous No.534820402
>>534817203
Nothing aq40 went fine
Anonymous No.534820456
>>534820394
an early grave by level 16
Anonymous No.534820478
>>534820384
I thought about it but I genuinely can't stomach the 1.12 client anymore, if Epoch never comes back I'll just play another game.
Anonymous No.534820517 >>534820705 >>534820743
>>534820394
I know wpsg is dead, but cmon now. You're in the wrong thread
Anonymous No.534820518
>>534820394
doing level 5 quests at level 15
Anonymous No.534820705 >>534820835
>>534820517
eat shit
pochtroons don't even have a game to discuss, actual discussion of actual REAL servers that actually exist are the only thing keeping this general from getting deleted for being off-topic. so instead of being a cunt, be thankful that we even give you permission to continue your little doa crypto shitcoin scam server discussion, because we can relinquish that privilege at a moment's notice
Anonymous No.534820706
>beardless dwarf
Heresy.
Anonymous No.534820743
>>534820517
oh sorry. brb logging on epoch
Anonymous No.534820773 >>534820898 >>534821317 >>534823325 >>534824713 >>534836013
>>534819332
Not him, but there is a concerning amount of stock trinitycore gamebreaking bugs still present.
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2538
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/1520
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2652
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2559
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/323
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/8554
In what universe are some of these acceptable for a 2025 server launch?
Anonymous No.534820835
>>534820705
That's a whole lot of crying, lmao
Anonymous No.534820845
I think it's pretty obvious at this point that the people here simply don't want to play turtle, sorry sisters.
Anonymous No.534820898
>>534820773
I don't like your vibes anon its throwing off our mood, if you're positive enough the servers will work
Anonymous No.534820908
>>534820394
A more engaging leveling experience, but if that's turtle then good luck with the random dcs and shit like Scarlet Monastery 1 fps bugs.
Anonymous No.534820949 >>534821000 >>534821107 >>534821160 >>534821195 >>534821296 >>534821397 >>534821412 >>534821631 >>534821738 >>534821964 >>534822063 >>534822285
Why are you still here?
Anonymous No.534820958
>>534819456
wait this is retail wow?
Anonymous No.534821000
>>534820949
waiting for keytotes.......
Anonymous No.534821050 >>534821232
post yfw wplace is a better-functioning mmo than epoch
Anonymous No.534821081
Kes left, we're not getting POCHIE MONDAY.
Anonymous No.534821107
>>534820949
I'm a believer
Anonymous No.534821160 >>534821223
>>534820949
because I trust the plan
Anonymous No.534821178 >>534821326
POCHIE NEVER EVER
PROJECT MORE DEAD THAN MAGIC'S GRANDMA
Anonymous No.534821195 >>534822460
>>534820949
I like looking at porn and shitposting, I have no desire to play a private server in 2025.
Anonymous No.534821223 >>534821384
>>534821160
there is no plan bro
Anonymous No.534821232
>>534821050
wtf is wplace? from the sprite i'm assuming some pokemon mmo?
Anonymous No.534821296
>>534820949
Somehow these are the best world of warcraft threads on /vg/
Anonymous No.534821317 >>534821384 >>534821871
>>534820773
these dont seem gamebreaking now do they
Anonymous No.534821326
>>534821178
Should not have used the jumper cables...
Anonymous No.534821364 >>534821559
>>534812827
>Sheena is Torta and that she sells gold
So this is true after all? Fuck Ambershire then, guess I'll just wait for Bronzie.
Anonymous No.534821384 >>534822436
>>534821223
I am trusting it anyway. I already signed the contract.
>>534821317
the server simply cannot launch if thistle tea doesnt restore the correct amount of energy anon idk what to tell you
Anonymous No.534821396 >>534821696
hows launch #3 going
Anonymous No.534821397
>>534820949
I'm a 2022 epoch oldfag, i'm gonna go down with the ship. Also wpsg is a ghost town, so this is the next best thing.
Anonymous No.534821412 >>534821885
>>534820949
im crashing the servers
Anonymous No.534821553 >>534821614 >>534821673 >>534821703 >>534823852
Mods, this general has gone beyond the scope of the servers. There is no game being discussed. People are spamming and posting off-topic nonsense.
Anonymous No.534821559
>>534821364
can't you sell shop items for gold on ascension? how is that not selling gold with an extra step?
Anonymous No.534821614
>>534821553
Go back
Anonymous No.534821624
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.534821631
>>534820949
just to suffer
Anonymous No.534821673
>>534821553
Anonymous No.534821696 >>534822556
>>534821396
it's not looking good oomfie...
Anonymous No.534821703
>>534821553
Our game is happening, please don't listen to this shill faggot.
Anonymous No.534821738 >>534821834
>>534820949
I don't have discord
Anonymous No.534821830
>>534812827
>weird schizo shitstirrer gets banned effectively and quickly
I will now roll on turtle wow fresh.
Anonymous No.534821834
>>534821738
It's locked down, and even if it wasn't, you're not really missing much.
Anonymous No.534821870
P-...POCHIE... *insert week day*
Anonymous No.534821871
>>534821317
I could've also posted flametongue weapon not working at all or warlock fear breaking after one dot, but I thought you'd get the memo.
Anonymous No.534821880 >>534821963 >>534822026
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON SHITTLE SHEENA WOW
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON BIG BLACK COCK +
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING RETOILET
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING PAYMANE
SHAN BE WAITING FOR E-GOD DEVS TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED AND GIVE US THE LUDO KINO THAT SHALL SAVE THE V+ SCENE
Anonymous No.534821885
>>534821412
with no survivors?
Anonymous No.534821914 >>534822075
14 more sleeps until epochie
Anonymous No.534821963
>>534821880
based
Anonymous No.534821964 >>534822253
>>534820949
pochie, my beloved, the only and real, existing, without shopslop, the best classic+ server
Anonymous No.534821984
extended weekend, please understand
Anonymous No.534822026
>>534821880
this post reeks of vril
Anonymous No.534822063
>>534820949
i've given up any hopes of this actually being playable or even if it does become playable of it being an enjoyable experience because of how much of a giant fucking faggot kaytotes is so i'm really just here for the shitshow
Anonymous No.534822075
>>534821914
and 45 hours of being awake
Anonymous No.534822093 >>534822218 >>534822221 >>534822260 >>534822442 >>534822567 >>534823993
So, epoch only has 1 dev now, cause magic allegedly got death threats? He is also the guy that allegedly messed something up really badly and or, sabotaged the server right?
Anonymous No.534822114
speaking of paymane... when are they going to make classic+? I need a real server where you can buy thunderfury in the shop
Anonymous No.534822218
>>534822093
he sold the games item database for 200 brazilian bucks and ducked out
Anonymous No.534822221
>>534822093
shenna sends xer regards
Anonymous No.534822253 >>534822374
>>534821964
>without shopslop
anon....
Anonymous No.534822260 >>534822856
>>534822093
kek, they sabotaged themselves by using TrinityCore and TSWoW (lol). no other sabotage was required.
Anonymous No.534822285
>>534820949
Just to prosper
Anonymous No.534822350 >>534822386
bruh monday is almost over no news
Anonymous No.534822374
>>534822253
torta, please
Anonymous No.534822386
>>534822350
night time news usually comes in 3-4 hours
Anonymous No.534822403 >>534822749
I told you bootlicking cucks that we weren't getting an update today
Anonymous No.534822412
POCHIE MONDAY (18th)
Anonymous No.534822416
>shenna killed magic's grandma
she can't keep getting away with this
Anonymous No.534822436
>>534821384
Anyone else notice that quests don't seem to green out? I've had starting zone quests be yellow at level 7 when I remember they'd be grey by then.

I wonder if that's an explorer's contract feature or a server feature. I wouldn't mind just doing every starting area for the rep alone at that point.
Anonymous No.534822442
>>534822093
>DO THE NEEDFUL AND BE TURNING ON THE SERVER OR I AM KILLING YOU SIR
do indians really?
Anonymous No.534822460
>>534821195
>I have no desire to play a private server in 2025.
you playing retail instead? why not?
Anonymous No.534822482
if only there was some way for us to find out what is going on behind the scenes
Anonymous No.534822503
I don't need to play today but I need pochie update, or at least update about when an update will be posted.
Anonymous No.534822556 >>534823313
>>534821696
aww..sorry <3 maybe in the afternoon!
Anonymous No.534822567
>>534822093
Let me just say if lil bro thought the death threats were credible. He's basically committed suicide because he's put in future in kaytote's hands.
Anonymous No.534822592 >>534822626 >>534822686 >>534822710 >>534822771 >>534822796 >>534822930 >>534822940 >>534823003 >>534824832
>I-I GOT DEATH THREATS
I doubt it
Anonymous No.534822626 >>534822808
>>534822592
I don't. wow players are unhinged in general
Anonymous No.534822640
POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534822686
>>534822592
>turn the server on or il kill you
Anonymous No.534822710
>>534822592
depends on what you consider death threats. Some retard 100% dm'd him "i'll kill you if you don't bring the servers up"
Anonymous No.534822749
>>534822403
You're pretty retarded if you think POCHIE weekday posters, are doing anything but shitposting.
Anonymous No.534822771 >>534822959 >>534823150
>>534822592
if you seen the gurubashi discord, i would be shocked if there weren't death threats
Anonymous No.534822796
>>534822592
I believe it but I doubt any of those people would actually follow through. You really think someone would try to kill someone just for not getting some private server up in time?
Anonymous No.534822808 >>534823171
>>534822626
His personal information was never leaked, someone telling you to kill yourself over discord isn't a death threat.
Anonymous No.534822856
>>534822260
This. They chose to use TrinityCore because they didn't want to be forced to share their modifications to the core if they used AzerothCore (it's AGPL). They chose TSWoW because beside ulmetrs who joined the team super late, they only know some web languages and how to use modding tools. And they also chose to put their whole infrastructure on windows and manually setup things. All of their decisions on the software side were bad.
Anonymous No.534822894 >>534823101 >>534823189 >>534823224 >>534828501
how is gummy still alive and running tbc servers, i thought he was diagnosed with bone cancer or something?
Anonymous No.534822930
>>534822592
people in the gurubashi discord started making fake death threat logs to send to the epoch staff to get people they didn't like banned from the epoch discord so I believe it
Anonymous No.534822931
Gonna make a fem undead once servers are up
MagicGrandMum
Anonymous No.534822940
>>534822592
It's the classic tactic of either the hyper sensitive or the dishonest. Always amplify the noises of the 0.001% unhinged people, when you want to bail or do something unpopular.
Anonymous No.534822959
>>534822771
did anyone expect more out of pvp subhumans?
Anonymous No.534822970 >>534823246 >>534824186
ouch ow ow owie ow ouch the truth hurts it stings ow ow ACK
our response, pochsisters?
Anonymous No.534823003
>>534822592
he 100% got death threats but he's lying about them worrying him. if he really thought he was about to die why abadon the project?
Anonymous No.534823029
where me fookin 'poch
Anonymous No.534823101 >>534823290
>>534822894
I didn't know that, i thought he was just paralyzed or something.
Anonymous No.534823150
>>534822771
this place is probably the calmest area of discussion tbqh
Anonymous No.534823171
>>534822808
schizos will larp that they know (or can find) who he is. If you are some 20 year old zoomer faggot that hasn't experienced the old internet, you can get spooked for sure.
Anonymous No.534823176 >>534823260
7 MINUTES 'TILL EPOCH
WE ARE READY
Anonymous No.534823189
>>534822894
He makes up shit all the time
Anonymous No.534823224 >>534823347
>>534822894
he made a deal with the devil the more people who play his servers the stronger he is.
Anonymous No.534823246
>>534822970
standard tranny egocentrism, thinking everyone is secretly jealous of them and wants to be them when in fact everyone is repulsed by them
Anonymous No.534823260
>>534823176
nah night news always drop later than that.
Anonymous No.534823290
>>534823101
>gummy paraylzed
old meme, gummy is like 6"2 and perfectly healthy.
Anonymous No.534823313
>>534822556
probably not, if I'm being realistic...
:(
Anonymous No.534823325 >>534823645
>>534820773
how do you even get to 1.5k open issues? do the devs just report bugs to themselves and forget about them entirely?
Anonymous No.534823347
>>534823224
...so he's effectively dead now then?
Anonymous No.534823361 >>534823395 >>534823528 >>534823552 >>534823565 >>534823661 >>534823764 >>534824518 >>534830560
what class should i play?
Anonymous No.534823395 >>534823556
>>534823361
femgnome priest on gurubussy
Anonymous No.534823528 >>534823668
>>534823361
female undead healadin
Anonymous No.534823552
>>534823361
undead paladin
Anonymous No.534823556 >>534823735
>>534823395
did shadow got buffed?
Anonymous No.534823559
male human ret paladin on VMBERSHVRE
Anonymous No.534823565 >>534823668
>>534823361
Probably Shaman.
Resto Shaman if you want to be popular
Anonymous No.534823640 >>534823743 >>534823824
THREE MINUTES
ARE YOU READY SISTERS?!
Anonymous No.534823645
>>534823325
beta 3 which was in may last year was supposed to be the last beta before a june/july launch
in total they had over 11,000 bug reports from players which, when merged, was cut down to 8000
they then decided to delay the launch indefinitely and posting a monthly update report
Anonymous No.534823661
>>534823361
Femtroll crackhead prostitute
Anonymous No.534823668
>>534823528
>>534823565
Nah not interesting in playing a healer, not enough changes. you're basically playing a tbc healer.
Anonymous No.534823735
>>534823556
not sure overall. you can swap racials and have vamp touch. disc/smite is crazy buffed tho
Anonymous No.534823743 >>534823820
>>534823640
I don't think they have ever released any news at 17:00, it's usually later than that.
Anonymous No.534823746 >>534823964
Orc's had a burning to spread their seed in as many females they could get their hands on, the individual orc sperm cells were extremely large and aggresive just like the orc's themselves, it would effortlessly destroy the seed of lesser races, the outer defensive layer of the ovum that most sperm cells struggle to penetrate might as be paper for the orcish seed and it could even sometimes terminate early pregnancies in the womb. That isn't even mentioning the vast quantity of seed the enourmous orc testicles produced. It out performed human sperm in every single aspect both in quantity and quality. When an orc comes in you it is over, he will fill your womb to the brim and no amount of magic or medicine can prevent, remove or terminate orc seed once it has been sown. The potency also overrides the genes of any other race, it dont matter if you are human, draenei, elf or anyother race. The child grown from orchish seed will be a pure orc with little to no traces of their mother heritage. It is one of the reasons there are no "half-orcs" because every orc born from a human woman (which have been the orcs favourite breeding slaves since the first war) is simply just an full-blooded orc.
Anonymous No.534823764
>>534823361
fem dwarf pala or warrior tank PLEASE
Anonymous No.534823820
>>534823743
I think that's when the server went up on Friday
Anonymous No.534823824
>>534823640
I'd say 2 more hours at least.
Anonymous No.534823852 >>534825050
>>534821553
curious how you never acted this way when turtle had its own general
Anonymous No.534823943
it's over
Anonymous No.534823964
>>534823746
>Orc's
Stopped reading this ESL babble there
Anonymous No.534823993
>>534822093
>He is also the guy that allegedly messed something up really badly
well he joined the team when he was 15 so he's probably fucked up a lot of stuff
Anonymous No.534824006 >>534824050 >>534824061 >>534824130
can't wait to bully no-shows on gvrv
Anonymous No.534824050
>>534824006
ugly lips
Anonymous No.534824061
>>534824006
can't wait to plap this esl-kun with my tauren cock
Anonymous No.534824130
>>534824006
>bully no-shows
that doesn't make sense
Anonymous No.534824186
>>534822970
Reminder
Anonymous No.534824194
can't wait to do bgs on kezan and get trash talked by horde players
Anonymous No.534824209 >>534824321 >>534824325 >>534824449
cant wait to dab on pochtroons AGAIN when they still dont have a playable server by the 17th

i will never ever ever EVER EVER EVER get tired of bullying you little FAGGOTS ahahahaha
Anonymous No.534824321
>>534824209
Put on your programming socks faggot.
Anonymous No.534824325 >>534824535
>>534824209
i'll just play something else lol. poo2 is coming up for example
Anonymous No.534824326 >>534824440 >>534824449 >>534824612 >>534828881
Is Pochie actually coming up today or did I fall for shitposters again?
Anonymous No.534824440
>>534824326
0.5% chance today
50% chance this week
90% this month
0.01% never
Anonymous No.534824441
This is who is calling you a pochtroon and faggot btw.
Anonymous No.534824449
>>534824209
kek jesus.
>>534824326
probably not they didn't work at all on the weekend
Anonymous No.534824469
all the jannies are online....
Anonymous No.534824518
>>534823361
>play
Wrong server anon
Anonymous No.534824535
>>534824325
>poo2
my condolesncnensnd
Anonymous No.534824612 >>534824868
>>534824326
They need people testing their custom content since they moved it from windows -> linux, especially the gnome and troll starting areas.
Why there is no outreach for testers when there are definitely many who are eager to do so I don't know. I'm not even sure how big their current testing team is, but I would assume internal communication is still garbage.
Anonymous No.534824713 >>534824893
>>534820773
Lmao so feral is almot completely unplayable unless you are willing to invest 10 hours each time you get a new weapon type?
Anonymous No.534824832
>>534822592
>DEATH THREATS
ross was an easy one along with his family
magic and kaytotes had some old linked personal profiles
unfortunately could not find kes
wasnt hard for me tbqhf
Anonymous No.534824853 >>534824980
50 MINUTE LEFT
WE ARE SO BACK
Also why is she like this?
Anonymous No.534824868
>>534824612
The developers are zoomers with mental health issues and are wallowing in their hurt feelings and quitting
Anonymous No.534824893
>>534824713
>feral finally has to play by the same rules as everyone else
the horror
Anonymous No.534824960 >>534825032 >>534825037 >>534825080 >>534825245
is epoch even worth waiting for?
Anonymous No.534824980 >>534825114 >>534825349
>>534824853
I'm like that too~~~
Anonymous No.534825032
>>534824960
if youre not dedicated till the end you dont deserve a spot in queue
Anonymous No.534825037
>>534824960
for me it is
make up your own mind
Anonymous No.534825050 >>534825175 >>534825234 >>534826446
>>534823852
Turtle has an active game to play and discuss. This does not. That's why people are spamming ">POCHIE _DAY", posting copypastas, hot chicks, troons, and even off topic gifs.
If turtle had this happen, I would be saying the exact same thing.
Anonymous No.534825080
>>534824960
there is no alternative, so if you're interested in vanilla with tbc flavor and wotlk sprinkles then yes
Anonymous No.534825114 >>534825308 >>534825349
>>534824980
gonna need some proof cutie butt~
Anonymous No.534825142 >>534825303 >>534825317 >>534825319 >>534825345 >>534826549
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTU1xhkWkak
Anonymous No.534825175
>>534825050
Reeeeee paid turtle shill!!!
Anonymous No.534825234 >>534825549
>>534825050
where were you when /wpsg/ was an ERP central for 2 years?
Anonymous No.534825245
>>534824960
what exactly does waiting for it mean? just carry on with your life and if it comes out then decide if you wanna play or not
Anonymous No.534825295
>Janny in training because no one wants to play with him
Sad
Anonymous No.534825303
>>534825142
EXTREME DWARF POWER
Anonymous No.534825308
>>534825114
>cutie butt~
Anonymous No.534825317
>>534825142
FANTASTIC!
Anonymous No.534825319
>>534825142
>retailslop
Anonymous No.534825345
>>534825142
brilliant!
Anonymous No.534825349 >>534825427
>>534824980
>>534825114
fuck you troons
also do not response to my post in such a creepy way
Anonymous No.534825427
>>534825349
~~~~~
Anonymous No.534825478 >>534825572
in my experience, the epoch discord is much more trans-friendly and appreciative than turtle's, simply because the former is willing to completely LOCK EVERYTHING DOWN the moment the toxicity reaches a certain threshold. it's good to know the moderation team is looking out for us
>ib4 accused of false flagging
trans rights are human rights
Anonymous No.534825549
>>534825234
This general is a insidious janny revenge plot for 2 years of non stop erp bullshit.
Anonymous No.534825572
>>534825478
trans rights are not human right. however cute european boys are right.
Anonymous No.534825736 >>534825798 >>534825806 >>534825870 >>534825981 >>534826571 >>534826678 >>534828213
who we missing?
Anonymous No.534825798
>>534825736
eretroon
Anonymous No.534825806
>>534825736
Anonymous No.534825870 >>534830597
>>534825736
Is Cailean cute? I want to fuck an epoch troon so bad
Anonymous No.534825981 >>534826109
>>534825736
magic, altered, eredan, imex,
Anonymous No.534826109 >>534826385 >>534826467
>>534825981
what did altered even do? was he a janny supreme or dev?
Anonymous No.534826121 >>534826210
Utmetrs status?
Anonymous No.534826210
>>534826121
Still in coma
Anonymous No.534826385
>>534826109
janny
Anonymous No.534826440
not looking great for poochi mondy.. winds dying down..
Anonymous No.534826446 >>534844531
>>534825050
namedropping each other for 24 hours a day does not constitute "discussing the game," retard
now go back before your thread falls off the catalog again
Anonymous No.534826467
>>534826109
posts cryptic, seemingly unrelated youtube videos and memes in off-topic that are said to contain the true final launch date of project epoch
Anonymous No.534826470
Project Sneedpoch
Anonymous No.534826549
>>534825142
he's taunting us bros...
Anonymous No.534826571
>>534825736
ross' son
Anonymous No.534826576 >>534826709
Anonymous No.534826678
>>534825736
ifra
Anonymous No.534826685 >>534827128
Never in human history has it been more over for a single project than this

Even star citizen stands more chance than project epoch
Anonymous No.534826709 >>534826767 >>534826882 >>534826919 >>534826928 >>534826986 >>534827094 >>534827110
>>534826576
would it kill them to update the website?
Anonymous No.534826767
>>534826709
the website guy left
Anonymous No.534826882
>>534826709
it took them 2 weeks to even add a discord bot dont hold your breath
Anonymous No.534826919 >>534827207
>>534826709
Magic's grandma was the web designer
Anonymous No.534826928
>>534826709
The website guy's mom suddenly caught the black plague and he has to stay at the hospital
Anonymous No.534826953 >>534827612
EPOCH DIES TONIGHT
Anonymous No.534826986
>>534826709
The technology is not there yet.
Anonymous No.534827061
Everytime I open this general I feel a little more raped.
Anonymous No.534827094
>>534826709
dude i could change that shit in 5 minutes
Anonymous No.534827110
>>534826709
the devs owe you nothing chud. it's free
Anonymous No.534827128
>>534826685
watching star citizen flounder and flop is funny because both the developers and customers 100% deserve it
with something like this its just kind of sad
Anonymous No.534827207
>>534826919
ya'll need jesus
Anonymous No.534827212 >>534827350 >>534827559 >>534828447 >>534829121
this has been such a fascinating general. almost as good as that one vtuber's who announced her marriage.
Anonymous No.534827350 >>534829121
>>534827212
uuu
Anonymous No.534827507 >>534827642
Bros?
Anonymous No.534827543 >>534827652 >>534828369
Why won't they just announce that it will take 1-6 more weeks? Gaytotes ego too big? I can promise that it won't be online for more than 5 hours this week.
Anonymous No.534827559
>>534827212
Take WoW from the brown man and we rage. I don't give a shit about pepaw dying, I don't care about your dog with cancer, I don't care that your kid was shot in a school shooting. Give me Epoch and let me play
Anonymous No.534827591
>3 hours till happening time
LAST CHANGE FOR A NAP
Anonymous No.534827596 >>534827667
What's a TBC blizzlike server that has released recently and I could play to tie me over till this shit releases... if it releases at this point.
Anonymous No.534827612
>>534826953
POCHIE will live forever ;_;
Anonymous No.534827627 >>534827761
LEAVE FUCKING EPOCH ALONE ALL OF YOU
TODAY IS THE LAUNCH DAY OK?
Anonymous No.534827642
>>534827507
they're just waiting for eredun *coughs up blood* then launch is a-go
Anonymous No.534827652 >>534828072
>>534827543
>5 whole hours of pochie
Anonymous No.534827667
>>534827596
kael thas
it's kinda dead though
Anonymous No.534827718 >>534828398
@grok will epoch wow be playable today?
Anonymous No.534827761 >>534827869
>>534827627
Epoch is worth multiple billion dollars?
Anonymous No.534827843
How can someone work on a passion project for five years, only for their expectations to be two raid teams and a few hundred randoms online? How could anyone justify such an underwhelming, low-ambition end goal? Then you get a golden opportunity practically dropped in your lap, the stars align, the perfect moment and instead of saying β€œhold on, we need to capitalize on this,” they act like fifty thousand people just crashed a private party and are causing chaos. I’ve never seen such disconnect from reality. Are they not familiar with how private server crowds behave? What exactly is going on here?
Anonymous No.534827869
>>534827761
yes multiple billion turtle bucks
Anonymous No.534827921 >>534827975 >>534828085 >>534828182 >>534828349
>"pochie monday"
>its monday
>no pochie
Anonymous No.534827975
>>534827921
>Fell for it again award
Anonymous No.534828027
WHERE'S EREDUN
Anonymous No.534828072
>>534827652
Yes, 5 whole hours of pochie if you are ready to login around the clock.
Anonymous No.534828085
>>534827921
POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534828158
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijfW2VoSEI
Anonymous No.534828182
>>534827921
>Who told you "Pochie Monday" happened on Monday 11th?
Anonymous No.534828213
>>534825736
is gaytotes back from his vacation?
Anonymous No.534828218 >>534828424 >>534828503 >>534828871
Are we still waiting?
Not sure if I want to turtle for the 3rd time...
Anonymous No.534828278
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534828349
>>534827921
Pochie THIS WEEK! Or I will CUT MYSELF AGAIN!!!!!! Your call, KAYTOTES!!!!
Anonymous No.534828369
>>534827543
It's 100% ego.
They gaslight themselves with "good vibe checks" that they're so close to pulling it off every time something fails.
Every normal person would've delayed the thing until they can iron it out, but Kaytotes can't admit failure so they keep stringing player along with made up bullshit as if the true launch is just around the corner.
Anonymous No.534828398
>>534827718
Anonymous No.534828424 >>534828503
>>534828218
I'm only here to shitpost at this point. I'm not playing Turtle again, Bronzebeard is nothing like Classic+, and the retards running Epoch are too incompetent to trust.
Anonymous No.534828447 >>534829021
>>534827212
>that one vtuber's who announced her marriage.
WHO? NOT MY GIGI?
Anonymous No.534828501
>>534822894
That retard lied about everything lol
Anonymous No.534828502
when will you guys wake up? it's always been a social experiment and it's literally in the name. Project Epoch. doesnt get more obvious than that
Anonymous No.534828503 >>534828929
>>534828218
>>534828424
The sad truth is the only classic + private server worth playing is ascension's bronzebeard.
Anonymous No.534828616 >>534828674 >>534828698 >>534828892
what happened to the 350+ persons donations that epoch put on their website?
Anonymous No.534828674 >>534828892
>>534828616
they are no longer with us I'm afraid
boating accident, very sad...
Anonymous No.534828698 >>534828892
>>534828616
we don't talk about the 361 and rising number of donations and ask to whom the money goes
Anonymous No.534828798
POGGIN' IN THE FREE WORLD
Anonymous No.534828871
>>534828218
I only played for a few minutes but like the changes they made to the starting areas, so I'm just checking the thread once in a while to see if I can play.
Anonymous No.534828881
>>534824326
There was no promise it would come up today or even give an update today. All they said was they're taking the weekend off.
Anonymous No.534828892 >>534830130
>>534828616
>>534828674
>>534828698
?
Anonymous No.534828929
>>534828503
kill yourself
Anonymous No.534828959 >>534829095 >>534829136
Tauri Legion WILL save us... SOON...
Anonymous No.534828985 >>534829164
BBC...
Anonymous No.534828994
>had a massive cash cow project with 60k+ people interested
>could've gotten very rich off of it
>instead throw it all away by your own incompetence
>end up just giving free publicity and money to your competition

how do you fuck up this badly lmao
Anonymous No.534829021
>>534828447
fauna/nimi/green whore
Anonymous No.534829062 >>534829830 >>534829967
The run very fast dwarf has taken the ignition key for the server. How do you stop him within the confines of the server? You dont have GM commands at your disposal.
Anonymous No.534829095
>>534828959
legion was shit
Anonymous No.534829121 >>534829198
>>534827212
>>534827350
all my niggas HATE nimi!
Anonymous No.534829130 >>534829348 >>534829451
>caring about profits
Anonymous No.534829136 >>534829389 >>534829412 >>534829710
>>534828959
red pill me on tauri legion.
Anonymous No.534829164
>>534828985
it used to be very kino with some good shows like dr who in the past too bad its all propaganda slop now
Anonymous No.534829198
>>534829121
based doob the unfollower
Anonymous No.534829348 >>534829760
>>534829130
Yes profit is the main motivator why people do things. Its called basic human nature.
Anonymous No.534829389
>>534829136
they've delayed the WOD PREPATCH for like a year now
Anonymous No.534829412 >>534829808 >>534830516
>>534829136
imagine reliving your favorite memories of the worst expansion of wow in a buggy private server where nothing works
Anonymous No.534829451
>>534829130
>scammer that can't even install windows
Anonymous No.534829460
I synchro summon Eredun.
Anonymous No.534829514 >>534829594 >>534829916
Not going to sift through 500 posts of the same 2 mentally ill losers arguing over which funserver is better. Did anything new happen?
Anonymous No.534829519 >>534829805 >>534829931 >>534830326 >>534831072
done with BronzeBeard Classicβ„’
it's a transparent cashgrab, the lowest effort at custom content i have seen yet

the "expanded zones" advertised on their website are a lie. unlike 'poch or turtle which actually add new content and expand vanilla zones, BBC just added one (1) building or mud hut to each area. they don't even have new quests, just a handful of NPCs with GPT-generated text
>new night elf encampment in teldrassil
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
>new mage tower in redridge
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
>dwarven brewery in redridge
>nothing there except AI generated NPCs
etc

this shit was a waste of 10 hours, thank god i got an alpha access key for free, i cant imagine actually PAYING MONEY for this SLOP

thank you for your attention to this matter!!
Anonymous No.534829526
POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.534829579 >>534829687 >>534829726 >>534830341 >>534830679
>bronzebeard
Anonymous No.534829587
I am starting to look forward Whitemane's Gilnease Cata.
Anonymous No.534829594
>>534829514
yes
Anonymous No.534829687
>>534829579
Uhm... yikes...
Anonymous No.534829710 >>534829885 >>534829972 >>534830127
>>534829136
>tauri is literally the only actually competent crew in the private server scene
>the legion content is almost flawless if you give it a run on their beta realm
>they've been working on it for half a decade
>should've been out "first or second quarter 2025"
>they are autistic fucking retards who decided that they have to script all the fucking dogshit WoD content too before launching it for some reason that everyone will just skip and run through anyway
>because of that, servers ETA is unknow, will probably take another fucking realm or blizz will launch legion """classic""" first and the hype will die

unfortunately, another epoch situation cos of tard management
Anonymous No.534829726
>>534829579
kek. no one wants to play this slop except other ascension players
Anonymous No.534829728
man, I don't wanna say this, but at this point I am just waiting for the turtle fresh shit
like what is even going on at Epoch
Anonymous No.534829760
>>534829348
lol
Anonymous No.534829805
>>534829519
i should add they didnt even add anything to the capital cities, which is strange because even on regular ascension you can get for instance a world enchant from the crypt under the stormwind cathedral. on BBC, there's nothing there at all, not even a paladin or priest glyph. it's like they didn't even try
Anonymous No.534829808
>>534829412
>worst expansion of wow
Its not a Shadowlands private server
Anonymous No.534829830
>>534829062
>pour some birdseed on the ground
>hang an anvil above from a rope
>cut rope when dwarf stops to eat
Anonymous No.534829885 >>534830059 >>534830247 >>534830639
>>534829710
>legion
why not just play retail? are you brown or something?
Anonymous No.534829910
nobody actually likes legion its just a meme lol
Anonymous No.534829916
>>534829514
still no server, devs quitting, epoopers on suicide watch.
Anonymous No.534829931 >>534830117
>>534829519
Why the hell would the Dwarves be established in Redridge at all? A third of the zone is lost to Blackrock Orcs and another third is overrun by Gnolls.
Anonymous No.534829967
>>534829062
He follows major trails. All you'd have to do is set up an ambush with hunter traps along a major road and then hit him with some stealth rogues before he can break away.
Anonymous No.534829972 >>534830678
>>534829710
>wasted years on pre partch wod
why? but I think legion+ would be cool
Anonymous No.534829996 >>534830175 >>534830298 >>534830508 >>534830641
https://www.youtube.com/live/tvZzb3U6pK0
Are we there yet?
Anonymous No.534830041
Why are you wedded to one private server over another? You know they're all the same, right? I mean pochie isn't even real. It's a concept of a server.
Anonymous No.534830043 >>534830242
You are going to play Midnight at launch, right?
Anonymous No.534830059
>>534829885
retail is too hard for most people. the auto rotation is not enough.
Anonymous No.534830117 >>534830198
>>534829931
sorry i mean dwarf brewery in loch modan
having TWO custom buildings added to one zone would be asking for too much
Anonymous No.534830127 >>534830678
>>534829710
Why would they not just have you start at level 100?
Nobody wants to play through 5 expansions worth of bullshit even with juiced exp rates.
Anonymous No.534830130
>>534828892
Massive rugpull
Redeem the donation saaaaar
Anonymous No.534830175
>>534829996
>200 watching now
Anonymous No.534830198
>>534830117
Ah that's fair then.
Anonymous No.534830242
>>534830043
I'll try it if they actually commit to the addon wipe thing and make the game playable without 28 weakauras and DBM shouting at you the whole time
Anonymous No.534830247
>>534829885
Legion is about to be 5 xpacs and 10 years ago at this point when Midnight comes out, that era of WoW class design is gone
Anonymous No.534830252
At this point it's just prepping the crowds for a big let down announcement
Anonymous No.534830283
>haven't even thought about this shit for two weeks
>check the latest announcement
>Just a quick update on the situation, at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those.
SO THIS IS BASICALLY NO DIFFERENT FROM TWO WEEKS AGO
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.534830298
>>534829996
is he died
Anonymous No.534830325 >>534830921
Let's go!
Anonymous No.534830326
>>534829519
Epoch didnt add anything or have playable zones to begin with
Anonymous No.534830341
>>534829579
oh nonono
Anonymous No.534830469
>2 more hours for pochie/update

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
Anonymous No.534830482 >>534830541
Only the shitters who didnt play legion for longer than a week praise it for being good
Anonymous No.534830508
>>534829996
HOLY SHIT it's martin luther!! hide yo jews
Anonymous No.534830516
>>534829412
what a retard lmao
Anonymous No.534830541 >>534830624
>>534830482
Use your words to say why Legion was bad
Anonymous No.534830560
>>534823361
Just make sure you're a dwarf for the free ale whenever you want passive.
Anonymous No.534830597 >>534830712
>>534825870
>he/him

Pass
Anonymous No.534830624 >>534831268
>>534830541
Use your words to say why Legion was good
Anonymous No.534830639
>>534829885
>are you brown or something?
yes, aren't you?
Anonymous No.534830641 >>534831030
>>534829996
cant image just sitting on the login screen like that, brother just enable notifications on a tracker and do something else lol
Anonymous No.534830642
neversleepers won..
Anonymous No.534830678
>>534829972
>>534830127
crippling autism
Anonymous No.534830679 >>534830896
>>534829579
they could give me an invite so I can complain here how much of a slop it is
Anonymous No.534830712
>>534830597
>not wanting a cute cuntboy bf
ngmi
Anonymous No.534830773 >>534831084 >>534831183
Legion was the Epoch of WoW xpacs. Looked flashy and sounded good on paper, but the core and foundation was too rotten for lasting appeal
Anonymous No.534830896
>>534830679
they spam codes in their discord like every day
Anonymous No.534830921
>>534830325
>Whitemane+
kek
Anonymous No.534831030
>>534830641
when the servers only go up for 10 minutes at a time every minute counts
Anonymous No.534831072
>>534829519
There's new quests in Westfall !
Anonymous No.534831084
>>534830773
this nigga played retail lmaooooo
Anonymous No.534831162
I'm bored looking at the Epoch login screen, which troon or WoW character should I goon to until the server comes up
Anonymous No.534831174
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of KAYTOTES FAGGOT hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
Anonymous No.534831183 >>534831418
>>534830773
class halls were the last good thing added to retail
shame it brought the modern wow formula with mythic+
Anonymous No.534831193 >>534831254
I'm gonna make a RP guild!
Rule number 1 will be Team Speak only.
Anonymous No.534831215
If they release a functioning server before 17th, I will forgive them.
Anonymous No.534831230 >>534831472 >>534833819 >>534834296
Legion was fun because of all the class hall stuff and they really went all in on the class fantasy shit and mostly succeeded. Legion would have been giga-kino if they didn't add M+.
Anonymous No.534831254
>>534831193
>Not Ventrilo
Okay Zoomer.
Anonymous No.534831268 >>534831659
>>534830624
>Class halls
>Mage tower challenges
>Huge lore advancements for both the main story and classes
>Very cool unique and fun playstyles because of the legendaries
>Really good looking zones
The only thing I see people complaining about were raiders who wanted to focus farm specific legendaries before raid
Anonymous No.534831398
pochie tuesday!!!
Anonymous No.534831418
>>534831183
Even those were half assed for a lot of classes and made even worse at launch when you had to wait an entire month for the Class Hall to progress doing the Farmville mission until they allowed you to wear a second legendary desu
Anonymous No.534831472 >>534831613
>>534831230
it shouldve also be "The End" finale
Anonymous No.534831487 >>534831668 >>534831760 >>534831806 >>534831876
Whats druid like on turtle is it trash like in vanilla?
Anonymous No.534831613 >>534833317
>>534831472
It basically was in terms of wrapping up pretty much all the leftover threads from Warcraft III and pre-Cata WoW.
Anonymous No.534831659
>>534831268
>>Very cool unique and fun playstyles because of the legendaries
This is a huge tell by someone who didn't actually play the xpac. Most specs were pruned to death going into Legion then you were told it would be ok because Legendaries would fill in the gaps to make you feel functional, then they forgot to add in bad luck protection until halfway into the xpac and you could only finally buy the legendary you wanted to have fun on the final patch
Anonymous No.534831668
>>534831487
It's very good on all specs, druid tank is BiS for threat and next patch armor cap is being removed with diminishing returns
Anonymous No.534831682 >>534831837 >>534831842 >>534831963 >>534832921
>radio silence
Anonymous No.534831760
>>534831487
Its improved, but not as improved as it is on Epoch. Completely viable but wont be dominant. Nobody will complain if you wanna run it.
Anonymous No.534831806
>>534831487
Tank druid is one of the better tanks, resto is still pretty great and boomkin is alright
Anonymous No.534831837
>>534831682
Give it time.
Anonymous No.534831842
>>534831682
Anonymous No.534831876
>>534831487
Did the turtle thread fall off the catalogue again?
Anonymous No.534831919
Monday is not over yet in Europe (the only place that matters), update dropping between right now and in 5 hours.
Anonymous No.534831935 >>534832183 >>534832263
Do you think we will ever get an apology from Keytotes?
Anonymous No.534831952 >>534832047 >>534832086 >>534832271
this guy got promoted
Anonymous No.534831963
>>534831682
They're mourning Magic's grandma...
Anonymous No.534832047
>>534831952
I'm thinking we're back pochiebros
Anonymous No.534832086 >>534832145
>>534831952
is this a new guy?
Anonymous No.534832145 >>534832271
>>534832086
No he was a "designer" a few minutes ago.
Anonymous No.534832183
>>534831935
Would you apologise to 300+ donors because you couldn't keep a promise and launch on a specific date the server?

I wouldn't
Anonymous No.534832215
can they at least make an update? I assumed they took the weekend off so they could be rested to fix the shitshow that is going to be the re-launch
Anonymous No.534832263
>>534831935
No. You’ll get more avoidance of blame and maybe even complaining about the community.
Anonymous No.534832271
>>534831952
>>534832145
I think this dude was someone on the art team.
Anonymous No.534832286 >>534832495
Yeah it's over
Anonymous No.534832369
>nearing 72 hours from the last update
This shit is never coming out. I'm actually so frustrated
Anonymous No.534832379
KT should just reply to Eredun in updates and say thanks that was a helpful rest
Anonymous No.534832387 >>534832502 >>534832527 >>534832625
They only have one more chance.
If they bring the servers up, they can't crash anymore or it's over for real.
Everyone will just roll turtle and forget about this shit if they fail one more time.
Anonymous No.534832412 >>534832605 >>534833162
Anonymous No.534832421 >>534832586
anyone from the 'poch team here looking for talent to fill the gaps? i'm willing to join the project (for free, even) as an ideas guy. my first idea: actually launch the server lmao. fucking faggots
Anonymous No.534832438 >>534832643 >>534832915
the wrath client feels clunky and slow compared to the retail client
Anonymous No.534832479 >>534832596 >>534832608 >>534832875 >>534833706 >>534833715
Happening
Anonymous No.534832495
>>534832286
The vibes are over, turtle won.
Anonymous No.534832502
>>534832387
Nobody is playing on turtle its DOA
Anonymous No.534832527 >>534832652
>>534832387
>fails to launch again
Epoch only has one more chance
Anonymous No.534832586
>>534832421
my first idea? lower anvilmar on the Y axis by 2 meters, remove the broken gnome and troll new starter content that is entirely untested and just cap the server at 5k and launch
Anonymous No.534832596
>>534832479
War room status: Assembled
Anonymous No.534832605 >>534833949
>>534832412
I almost came instantly looking at this because I thought she was doing the small cock pinching gesture at me...
Anonymous No.534832608
>>534832479
>no eredun
not yet
Anonymous No.534832625
>>534832387
nobody is playing turdle, raj.
Anonymous No.534832643
>>534832438
TRVTHNVKE
Anonymous No.534832652
>>534832527
speak for yourself
Anonymous No.534832716
the new guy got the job by killing eredun. propane tank duel
Anonymous No.534832729 >>534832784 >>534833260
epoch only has 1000 more chances before i give up on it
Anonymous No.534832784
>>534832729
trvke
Anonymous No.534832852 >>534833003
just took a shower and massive clumps of my hair fell out. i can feel spots on my scalp where the hair is thin and nonexistent now, no idea how bad it looks because i dont have a mirror in my apartment but it sure feels bad.
Anonymous No.534832875 >>534833060 >>534833614
>>534832479
>kes keeps switching between desptop and mobile like 5 times a minute
is the dude ok?
Anonymous No.534832890
WAR ROOMβ„’ STATUS???
Anonymous No.534832915 >>534833198
>>534832438
If Turtle was smart they would be reversing the classic client instead of doing retarded shit like UE5.
Anonymous No.534832921
>>534831682
I'd rather they just shut up and work. All this whining, lying, and faggy polls just make the wait worse. Just let em vibe code it up.
Anonymous No.534832939 >>534832997
If Epoch doesn't come back where do I go to find a trans gf? I don't want to play on the 1.12 client, XIV is dying, the ones on OSRS are too autistic for basic human functions, and I'm scared to use grindr
Anonymous No.534832997 >>534833724
>>534832939
fighting games, 2XKO is next month
Anonymous No.534833003 >>534833067
>>534832852
vaxx status?
Anonymous No.534833060
>>534832875
I don't know how any of that works, but if he got the client open on both, doesn't it switch automatically? I really doubt he is manually doing shit.
Anonymous No.534833067
>>534833003
all 36 + boosters
Anonymous No.534833089 >>534833174 >>534833319 >>534833408 >>534833469 >>534833507 >>534833552 >>534833579 >>534833617 >>534833647 >>534833724 >>534833928 >>534834092 >>534834096 >>534834170 >>534834236 >>534834248 >>534834625 >>534834865
POST YOUR WAR ROOM FACE!
Anonymous No.534833097
This is all a test of faith, bros. Don't give in
Anonymous No.534833162
>>534832412
Look at all that turtle wow
Anonymous No.534833174 >>534833243
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833198 >>534833432
>>534832915
reversing?
Anonymous No.534833243 >>534833361 >>534833370
>>534833174
elffriend spotted
Anonymous No.534833260
>>534832729
If Project Epoch has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has only one fan then that is me. If Project Epoch has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Project Epoch, then I am against the world.
Anonymous No.534833268
ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING
Anonymous No.534833317
>>534831613
sure, but they ruined it
Anonymous No.534833319
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833340
EREDUUUUUUUUUUN SAVE ME AIEE
Anonymous No.534833361 >>534833535
>>534833243
I don't watch enough to be called that, I like her though
Anonymous No.534833370 >>534833535
>>534833243
>elf
>hates bows and nature
Anonymous No.534833403
crank status?
Anonymous No.534833408
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833432 >>534834441
>>534833198
Sorry, i forget not everyone understands, it means reverse engineering.
Anonymous No.534833434 >>534834457
Human females absolutely mogs other races, how can NE cucks and orcniggers even compete?
Anonymous No.534833469
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833507
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833508
Everybody, channel you cummies to the war room!
Anonymous No.534833535
>>534833361
that's enough
>>534833370
half elf
Anonymous No.534833552
>>534833089
me on the left
kaytatos on right
Anonymous No.534833579
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833594 >>534833884 >>534834063
Mining in turtle wow is such a pain in the ass
There are way too many people in this server
Anonymous No.534833614
>>534832875
>this guy keeps watching this happen
are you ok
Anonymous No.534833617
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833642
Do you play on Turdle?
Nah, I am waiting for Turdpoch.
I've played some Turdzzard years ago.
Didn't bother with Season of Turdscovery though, too disappointed with previous Turds.
How are your Turds going today bros?
Anonymous No.534833647
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833706 >>534834264
>>534832479
They took the weekend off, dumbass
This is literally just them getting back to work on the server lol.
Anonymous No.534833715
>>534832479
pochie day?!
Anonymous No.534833724
>>534833089
Eredun isn't even here, there's no war room nigga
>>534832997
>2XKO
How the fuck do you pronounce that nigga?
two ex kay-oh or two ex knockout?
Anonymous No.534833762
please whisper me more sweet lies ere-chan, tell me the client is ready to launch tomorrow so you can lie to me again then, i promise i'll be there, always
Anonymous No.534833769
epoch waiting room - I'm so fucking tired, boss edition

https://jiggie.fun/4S9RxJ
Anonymous No.534833815
HOLY SHIT, KES JUST MADE AN ANOUNCMENET

>Kes:"im joining inex and magic in leaving the epoch projekt, just wanted to give heads that my departure has nothing to do with the server. The gender confusion didnt help but the tiping point came from the endless spam of pregnant seemlingly african men dmΒ΄ed to me by the unoficial gurubashi pvp.The deep feeling of disgust suddenly turned to be arousement and in need to discover myself and my new sexuality I need to sail in search for new horizons.
Anonymous No.534833819
>>534831230
I liked the class halls and Suramar, but nothing else.
Anonymous No.534833884 >>534834009
>>534833594
Wrong thread lil bro >>>/wpsg/
Anonymous No.534833928
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534833949 >>534834178
>>534832605
Anonymous No.534833975
The incompetence and ineptitude of this team is amazing, still radio silence on Monday when they said there would be an update. I'm not gay but I would rape Cailean publicly to teach the team a lesson about not living up to their word
Anonymous No.534833983 >>534834397
why exactly is the server not up and running right now, considering according to them the server works just fine and "they are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up" (server closed without any SHUTDOWN server message btw)
Anonymous No.534834009
>>534833884
Mining in epoch wow is such a pain in the ass
There are way too many people in this server
Anonymous No.534834063 >>534834283
>>534833594
>there are already ~3 professions that use mining resources?
>let’s add Jewelcrafting on top of that
the devs are straight up retarded. last HC character I rolled on Turtle I dropped mining/bs at level 30 because it was literally fucking impossible to find nodes. Every leveling zone was just lvl 60s riding around on epic mounts farming every node.
Anonymous No.534834092
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834096
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834135
Hey guys I'm starting to notice a very obvious division in the posters here.
Very interesting.
Anonymous No.534834170
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834178
>>534833949
Jesus Christ I lost, I love Whitemane...
Anonymous No.534834236
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834238
>leave for over half a week to play bf6 beta
>come back, still no pooch, still no rerelease date
>last update was days ago, "we don't know what the problem is but we're working on it"
Holy shit lmao. It's never been as over as it is right now.
Anonymous No.534834248
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834249
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.534834264 >>534834541
>>534833706
>no new infra dev
>no work done on the server
>uhhh let’s try launching again
I fully believe the Epoch team is retarded enough to try this today.
Anonymous No.534834283 >>534834693
>>534834063
What was the third before they added Jewelcrafting?
Anonymous No.534834296
>>534831230
Not just M+, but M+ alongside RNG legendaries
The amount of people I saw fucked in the ass by just not getting legendaries despite nolifing the fuck out of the game, or getting legendary but its "the wrong one". I really don't know what they were thinking shipping legendaries in that state knowing full well how impactful some of them were.

Even at the time my guild that I genuinely liked coming into legion, went to complete shit over legendary autism and some of the roster decisions made as a result, that effectively killed the guild.
Anonymous No.534834397
>>534833983
if you haven't caught on every single announcement or update they have made has been filled with lies
Anonymous No.534834441 >>534834773
>>534833432
eh, successfully reversing the client isnt exactly a massive return on investment
people really only care about the ingame changes
Anonymous No.534834457 >>534834535 >>534834660
>>534833434
>nelfies get to be 8/10 forever
>humies get to be 10/10 from 13 to 25 and then it's rapid decline
it's perfectly fair desu
Anonymous No.534834501 >>534834528 >>534834646 >>534834662
What does it mean?
Anonymous No.534834528
>>534834501
ITS UP
Anonymous No.534834535
>>534834457
>to 25
to 50*
Anonymous No.534834541 >>534834961
>>534834264
I mean they could have found another infra dev and not said anything
Anonymous No.534834615 >>534834691 >>534834723 >>534834840 >>534834863 >>534834901 >>534834908 >>534836062 >>534836507 >>534836667
Is Bronzebeard cooked?
Anonymous No.534834624 >>534834898 >>534835038
If Epoch is fixed today I'll take back everything bad I said about trans people and kiss one irl
Anonymous No.534834625
>>534833089
Anonymous No.534834646
>>534834501
I'M IN
Anonymous No.534834660
>>534834457
how do I cope with the fact that I'll never have a tyrande gf
Anonymous No.534834662
>>534834501
GET READY TO HOLOCOASTER HORDE NIGS
Anonymous No.534834684 >>534834783 >>534834820 >>534834832 >>534834838
Anonymous No.534834691
>>534834615
kek
Anonymous No.534834693
>>534834283
I should have said β€œprofession combo”.
>mining/bs
>mining engi
>mining/herb/lw
>mining/jc
four reasons to take mining on Turtle
Anonymous No.534834723
>>534834615
i dont want to invite anyone to this dogshit, i wouldn't wish this fate on my worst enemy
Anonymous No.534834767
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER
Anonymous No.534834773 >>534835241
>>534834441
A Classic client would be less work, more performant and cost them less. They're absolutely burning shekels trying to get a hatchet job UE5 client working.
Anonymous No.534834783 >>534834820 >>534834821 >>534834838
>>534834684
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
IT'S HAPPENING
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER
Anonymous No.534834820
>>534834684
>>534834783
old update
Anonymous No.534834821
>>534834783
>august 8th
Anonymous No.534834832
>>534834684
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.534834838
>>534834684
>>534834783
3466 was the update that fixed the stairs last friday
Anonymous No.534834840
>>534834615
I don't think most people use their everyday emails when registering to private servers and if they do they get sent to spam like Whitemane emails
Anonymous No.534834863
>>534834615
damn, not smart to show everyone how nobody is interested 'bro'.
Anonymous No.534834865 >>534834940
>>534833089
>everquest ogre, the best face for it even
fuck it bros why are we even playing wow and not quarm?
Anonymous No.534834898
>>534834624
I will even say Kes is cute and valid
Anonymous No.534834901 >>534835146 >>534835209 >>534835336
>>534834615
I have 5 (6 if counting personal one) to sell later if the interest picks up. may take literally forever for value to rise tho since they are shoveling them out in thousands per day but whatever, free money is free.
Anonymous No.534834908 >>534835470
>>534834615
>retoilet is down bad because nobody wants to play it
>hmm I know lets make a retoilet- funserver!
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
Anonymous No.534834940 >>534835136 >>534836053
>>534834865
why didnt wow let us play ogres? cucked game
Anonymous No.534834961
>>534834541
Even if they found a new dev and didn’t say anything, chances are he wasn’t able to fix the entire server in 48 hours lmao.
Anonymous No.534834983 >>534835658
He removed his massage from the Off-topic channel.
It's happening.
Anonymous No.534835015 >>534835127
Reminder that these client updates are only MPQ changes like the fucked up stairs.
Their main problem is getting stable servers, which wont come as a patch.
Anonymous No.534835038 >>534835131
>>534834624
UwU, will you kiss my wienie too?
Anonymous No.534835127 >>534835324
>>534835015
if custom content crashes the server will they have to put up a new patch?
Anonymous No.534835131 >>534835315
>>534835038
I would genuinely deep throat trans cock if I can play Epoch for longer than an hojr
Anonymous No.534835136
>>534834940
they wanted the bugman audience and to bridge the widening gap between Alli and Horde populations so they got snubbed in favor of belves
Anonymous No.534835146
>>534834901
Yeah, i have 3 invites and i barely played this shit for more than 4 hours. It's definitely not for me.
Anonymous No.534835164
Open gneral chat. Thank
Anonymous No.534835184 >>534835278
Somebody's ass is gettinbg licked
Anonymous No.534835209 >>534835357
>>534834901
>sell
it launches in a couple months and they gave out literally 30,000+ invites (and are still offering them) you retarded faggot lmfao.
Nobody is going to buy your shit ass codes.
Anonymous No.534835241 >>534835423
>>534834773
you can't add custom patches to the new client. it's not made the same way as the old ones. it's practically impossible to mod.
Anonymous No.534835278
>>534835184
*raises paw*
Anonymous No.534835315
>>534835131
It's kinda crazy I am very transphobic but for being able to play on Epoch I would let trannies rail my ass and suck their cocks like the biggest slut.
Anonymous No.534835324 >>534835507
>>534835127
Yes, but that's very unlikely to happen.
All the custom buildings/zones are client-side.
Anonymous No.534835336
>>534834901
Holy fucking brown you’re stupid
Anonymous No.534835357
>>534835209
nta but there's a solid 70% chance they'll include some "early adopter" bonus for accounts that link a code, most likely a free booster or pet / scrolls ect.
Anonymous No.534835423
>>534835241
Bullshit, literally every single online game i can think of, is moddable. This isn't gonna prevent jack shit.
Anonymous No.534835470 >>534835574
>>534834908
how do i go about making these
Anonymous No.534835507
>>534835324
Buildings placed through noggit aren’t the type of custom content that causes crashes, lol. There’s no coding involved in placing custom buildings or modeling new zones.

Their coding of the in game interactions is what will cause the crashes
Anonymous No.534835536
OH MY SCIENCE IT'S UP!!!
Anonymous No.534835569 >>534835991
After a good thinking, I prefer the broken ESL quests written from the heart rather than chat GPT faggotry
Turtle has my vote
Anonymous No.534835574 >>534835696
>>534835470
You can't. AI artists gatekeep their prompts because it's bad for business.
Anonymous No.534835579 >>534835680 >>534835907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE1AqoXFII
Anonymous No.534835658
>>534834983
hey cool the mod team are reading my retarded shitposts
Anonymous No.534835680
>>534835579
the last time minecraft was good
Anonymous No.534835684
>After a good thinking
Anonymous No.534835689
can't they just skip the ue5 update and then add it when pochie is stable?
Anonymous No.534835696 >>534835819 >>534835962
>>534835574
i more mean like what program, i'm willing to make/learn my own prompts
Anonymous No.534835703 >>534835962 >>534835963
>hundreds of Onyxia whelps
not a single shota cock in Stormwind went unmilked
Anonymous No.534835729 >>534835806 >>534835831 >>534835839 >>534835843 >>534835881 >>534835936 >>534835959 >>534836007 >>534836857
Get on the UE5 client!
Anonymous No.534835769
They can't put the servers up.
I have been awake for 25 hours trying to fix my sleeping pattern and I'm getting sleepy.
Anonymous No.534835806
>>534835729
dios mio
Anonymous No.534835819
>>534835696
In that case maybe one of the sloppa artists from this thread could help you.
Anonymous No.534835831
>>534835729
Goldshire is looking more like Sandshire right now!
Anonymous No.534835839 >>534836226
>>534835729
>can draw in the snow
kino
Anonymous No.534835843 >>534836016
>>534835729
Why are they doing this retarded fucking shit
It looks awful in every screenshot they've posted
Anonymous No.534835881
>>534835729
HIRE THIS MAN
Anonymous No.534835907
>>534835579
based 1.7.3 autist
Anonymous No.534835936
>>534835729
prompt?
Anonymous No.534835959 >>534836051
>>534835729
the lighting for the this is going to be so bad, I already saw an image of iron forge and it looked awful
Anonymous No.534835962
>>534835696
ComfyUI, or Forge. Check /g/'s local diffusion general.
>>534835703
>Onyxia Whelp #459 is the rightful heir to Stormwind after Anduin
oh no
Anonymous No.534835963
>>534835703
>tfw cock is smaller than shotas and can't even please Onyxia
Anonymous No.534835991 >>534836234
>>534835569
I prefer VVallcraft, where he realizes nobody actually gives a fuck about le 6 million new quests, and instead adds actual new gameplay features like sailing and player housing.
Anonymous No.534836007
>>534835729
Damn it's just like real life, whenever I go out and it's snowing, everyone becomes a snowman!
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534836012 >>534836178
any habbenings?
Anonymous No.534836013
>>534820773
a lot the github issues are fixed and just not closed. look at the date on them
Anonymous No.534836016 >>534836115
>>534835843
because thirdies LOVE bloom and jank
Anonymous No.534836051
>>534835959
looked default to me. I trust them to actually fine tune it.
Anonymous No.534836053 >>534836187
>>534834940
They added them in BFA
Anonymous No.534836062 >>534836159 >>534836220
>>534834615
Lmao. And of those that clicked I wonder how many uninstalled after 10 minutes
Anonymous No.534836063
I don't think custom content actually caused any crashes. I played beta 2 and 3 and the worst that happened was that the content simply wasn't working as intended
Anonymous No.534836074 >>534836154 >>534836350 >>534836542
>This is the server worth its own general.
Anonymous No.534836115
>>534836016
no we don't
that and all the other screenshots and webms look like dogshit
Anonymous No.534836153 >>534836537
it can be booted up, any moment now
Anonymous No.534836154
>>534836074
Worth is derived from demand, simple as.
Anonymous No.534836159
>>534836062
I know I did
Anonymous No.534836178 >>534836648
>>534836012
Anonymous No.534836183
>kezan
Anonymous No.534836187 >>534836351
>>534836053
Why is the female model so skinny?
Anonymous No.534836220
>>534836062
I uninstalled after 2 minutes.
Anonymous No.534836226
>>534835839
>accidentally walk in pattern that draws a vague penis shape
>account stolen
wooow
Anonymous No.534836234 >>534836505 >>534836601
>>534835991
What's wallcraft current status ?
Anonymous No.534836268 >>534836329 >>534836336 >>534836374 >>534836408 >>534836439 >>534836502 >>534836536 >>534852335
while you’re waiting in vain, i’m enjoying myself on the best classic+ server
Anonymous No.534836287 >>534836331
>0%
Anonymous No.534836329
>>534836268
what is that ui
Anonymous No.534836331
>>534836287
basically online
Anonymous No.534836336
>>534836268
nice UI sis
Anonymous No.534836350
>>534836074
That's right
Anonymous No.534836351
>>534836187
>female
that's body type 2 actually, bigot!
Anonymous No.534836374 >>534836494
>>534836268
i refuse to believe you actually play with that ui
Anonymous No.534836408
>>534836268
What the fuck am I looking at?
Anonymous No.534836439
>>534836268
Anonymous No.534836494
>>534836374
i’m still working on the ui, pfUI isn’t that easy to set up
Anonymous No.534836502
>>534836268
Is turtle really so cooked that people are offering gold for healers?
Anonymous No.534836505
>>534836234
Final testing phase currently playable, confirmed release this year, and he keeps teasing an announcement. I’d expect a release date soon to drop relatively soon.
Anonymous No.534836507
>>534834615
Why don't these retards just copy epoch and release it with a cosmetics only cash shop and get an ez 10k server?
Anonymous No.534836515 >>534836714 >>534836851
>Epoch trackers now host twow adverts
LMAAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534836536
>>534836268
nice schizo UI
Anonymous No.534836537
>>534836153
Yet Eredun is still mia
Anonymous No.534836542
>>534836074
Meanwhile Turtle has a 24/7 uptime, but it's general died before hitting bump limit.
Anonymous No.534836601
>>534836234
Wall has sadly been locked up in a mental asylum after he suffered a car crash while delivering food over the weekend
Let's all pray for his speedy recovery
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.534836648
>>534836178
Damn.
Anonymous No.534836654
>>534815625
They all should be raped to death by muslims for being censorious libtards. That would be a poetic end.
Anonymous No.534836667 >>534836879 >>534837032
>>534834615
>is based on 3.3.5 client
>has the technical knowledge to do whatever they want, unlike epoch
>waste it on doing this funserver shit
we can't have good things
Anonymous No.534836714 >>534836851
>>534836515
NO FUCKING WAY
Anonymous No.534836795 >>534836847 >>534836867
I wonder if my auctions will still be up when it comes back up
Anonymous No.534836805
Kaytotes doesn't deserve this thread
Anonymous No.534836847
>>534836795
You are gay
Anonymous No.534836851 >>534836998
>>534836515
>>534836714
obvious samefag is obvious, it has been like that for days
Anonymous No.534836857
>>534835729
Blizzard hire this man
Anonymous No.534836867
>>534836795
nope.
I checked.
Anonymous No.534836879 >>534844023
>>534836667
>fun server
You’re definitely the same anon who’s been in here calling literally every non-blizzlike server a β€œfun server” for days straight lol.
Anonymous No.534836972
FRESHY
>>534836936
>>534836936
>>534836936
>>534836936
Anonymous No.534836998
>>534836851
i havent seen it till now
Anonymous No.534837032
>>534836667
Did you see Sargeras Embrace project that was announced a while ago? Got bought by Ascension, hopefully they're gonna do something with that.
Anonymous No.534837857 >>534838130
>>534819040
In said posts theres even a video of shenna aka torta admitting to selling gold and accounts. You clown bozo faggot fuck
Anonymous No.534838048
>>534819036
Sounds good. You'll fit right in neckbeard. Have fun ERPying with your fellow trannies
Anonymous No.534838130
>>534837857
Post that then on its own, that would be interestingt
Anonymous No.534844023
>>534836879
And im right
Anonymous No.534844531
>>534826446
Who said it did? That is exactly what I am highlighting as an issue with this thread and if it was a turtle thread, the same thing.
Are you that dense? Also, I don't play turtle. I might on the 17th since Epoch devs are fucking morons.
Anonymous No.534852335
>>534836268
That UI looks like you need to install Counter Strike Source.