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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

>>534816239
so this is the sky-high teio step...

My posts always gets ignored by /uma/, how do I make sure to get the most (You)s?

Smart Falcon soon!

Dream Journey!

why does nice nature have such a mean nature

>>534816280
Post a popular uma and say something negative about her.

Digitan LOVE

i want to have child making sex with Cheval Grand

FOREVER
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

For me it's Oguri Cap, the ol'reliable uma.

>>534816271
And this is to step even further beyond

Umas abusing female trainers

>>534816280
Post the retarded chinkchart that has (you) tiers written by a schizo. Guaranteed 10 replies as long as you add a tasty line around how it's objective.

SEAmonkies OUT!

>>534816239
is a man

98 desperate rolls later and I fucking got her. Only other SSR I rolled was Loves only You which I'm also grateful for. Fucking hell.

i have the sneaking suspicion we're being raided

Cheval is for getting cucked by Kitasan/SD only

>Be someone with vivid dreams
>Never been able to run or do certain things in dreams properly
>Get into uma musume
>Suddenly I can run fast as fuck in my dreams and become more agile
>Eventually start dreaming of becoming an uma musume and racing and have a lot of fun in my dreams

What the fuck has this game done to my brain chemistry

Hishi Amazon owes me sex

do you recognize this uma?

12 minutes until reset, bros.

do you max out director and reporter friendship gauge?

I am certain that the moon is behind my bad RNG.
Every time i have witnessed the moon, my rainbows vanish and they all gather around guts.
I get blocked every second race by Taiki shuttle.
I fail a 3% training.
There is no one around during the summer camps.
Clearly the moon is behind my recent failures.

deck is pic related, kind of mediocre. I really want Maruzensky, but only have 8k carets, and who knows when she'll be more available than the 3% SSR chance. Should I just focus on getting better cards instead?

>>534816331
I think Mejiro Ryan SUCKS

>>534816529
Good job jp anon

>>534816280
>just say that spending 10k on a gacha scam is not a lot of money

>>534816604
Director yes, Reporter no.

Tattoos and piercings are so fucking hot, god I wish I had a BPD uma gf

which foreign horses do you want to see in uma

>>534816529
We just use JP info to know what's coming, you aren't supposed to actually play it bro

>>534816652
Yo wtf!?

>>534816631
You should just buy a reroll account from the chinks at this point.

>>534816705
Skibidi Rizz

Hag love

>>534816604
Director gives you an extra level during fan fest, so usually yes

Which uma has the most sensitive ears? tail?

falco in 10?

>>534816545
Chevachi is not a loser. She won my heart!!

>>534816631
>air shakur

Why did they fuck Winning Ticket this hard

Someone posted the JP romance quality tierlist yesterday but I noticed still in love was not there... is she not a yandere in love with you?

>>534816498
Based for calling that retarded list out and the idiots giving it attention

>>534816390
damn I love Dantsu so much, sad I have to wait for her

>>534816802
she has good golds at least

>>534816776
why is it in english

>>534816705
The ones from CG

>>534816745
fuck chinks they eat horses

Post Chiyono O NOW

thats my goat

>>534816776
Holy cute

>>534816712
I whaled on this account on launch like a monkey there's no way in hell I'm starting over again.

>>534816764
>>534816690
thanks

>>534816705
Secretariat would be kino

>>534816891
hachimi

>>534816283
h o r s e p u s s y

>>534816802
cry about it

>>534816705
potoooooooo my goat

>>534816604
director yes if possible
reporter is +5 to all stats, fuck that

>>534816652
I wish she used her oversized boobs on me

>>534816553
I can easily recognize the 2007 Sprinters Stakes winner Aston Machan anywhere at any time of day!

what really happened on the satono island?

>>534816910
horses are delicious though.
t. german

Reminder to save your free roll for the new banner today. (if it works that way)

CM
69054970
be nice im fielding my 10k mayano

>>534816802
is that........the most useless ult ever? Goddamn

>>534816910
So do the japs, look up 桜肉

>>534816864
She doesn't need to tie me up I'd cooperate.

>>534816812
she's not in the game yet until the end of the month

>>534816910
So do the Japanese anon...

>>534816776
that a boy

Mejiro Ryan

>>534816812
not playable yet. Hinted to be playable on the upcoming 4.5 anni banner. The one playable now is love only you

>1guts
>1guts everywhere
>golshi gives me this on an absolutely dogshit build
You absolutely insane motherfucker. Too bad I was just mindlessly grinding fans on her for the event and not really caring about her legacies so she's "only" 6stam with 2 wit. At least I can use her to continue grinding a 9sta uma.

>>534816776
You can get a glimpse of her tummy in the og outfit, why so shy?

>>534816705
Seabiscuit

>>534816631
chinks ran out of actual good accounts but you should look into this

>>534816301
>Un-umas your musume

>>534816690
why's that, anon?

>>534816935
taishin what the fuck are you talking about, we just won the triple crown

>>534817152
She has no hat so she's naked.

>>534816985
:(

>>534816780
I can't believe Marvelous Sunday is fucking dead.

>>534817136
I fucking wish

>>534816802
The 3* version increases it to 1-5th place at least but yeah that blocked condition is death

>be anon, find out about cm
>check cm guides
>literally would have to go full neet, 24/7 shit that I don't do even in my own irl job
>man rewards must be too good to warrant that much effort
>winning gets you 20 pulls
>literally doing nothing and just joining will probably get you 10/15 pulls if you join grade league
wtf is the appeal of pvp and cm then? Or card meta pulling after 200 rolls?

>>534816553
https://umadacchidensetsu.com/aston-machan-dont-you-forget-about-me/

>>534816553
Gives me Key vibes.

>>534816705
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribot_(horse)

>>534816705
these dudes

Super Creek in

>>534816864
the satonos must answer for their crimes

>>534817118
>>534817152
she is hatless (naked)

>>534817118
You're a boy, faggot.

an uma could never rape me because i'd consent to literally anything they wanted to do

>>534817359
banners don't release at the same time as the daily reset, retard

>>534817397
that shot from behind maxxed out the SEXO meter

>wanted to make a long mayano
>get 9* power
no ones gonna borrow this right? surely everyone borrows stamina

>>534817259
>>534817436
>reddit tachyon

up to a good start...

>>534817397
cute.....

>>534817212
Oh, so she's also crazy
WT has the same thing happen even if she wins every single race.

>>534817257
Unless you find it fun to try and min-max there isn't any real point to care too much about CM nor PvP. PvP in a gacha game is also something you have to understand will always be p2w and you are fighting against people willing to swipe money for dick swinging rank boasting.

7 hours until I can finally roll the uma gacha

OGEY

>>534817397
She's actually too cute this isn't OK

>>534817478
yeah those are some unfortunate parents for front runner

SEIKO SAIKYOWAAAAAAAA

SOOOO

EL GONDOR BASA :DDDDDDD

>>534817529
I always run golshi's debut as pace, regardless of her stats. There's too much shitty fodder that gets in the way to run her end.

>>534816705
Tommy Two Socks

>>534817478
sure they will

>>534817478
9* power has it's benefits. Especially for umas with +20% stamina. The issue is that now that the database is up in running, I'm just going to borrow a 9* power with better sparks.

>>534817478
Firm conditions is great, I don't remember what kikka sho gives but if it's Spring runner that's honestly pretty premium for a horse with +20%stam

>daily sales left: 1
go fuck yourself tazuna

>have work in a minute
I just wanna neet out man

Does this game have any mesugakis?

depressed bpd girlfailure.

why are you people like this

>>534817138
Nice. I'm almost done with Golshi runs (finish today), and I've got some beginner stam/power legacies. God I can't wait until I have a native 9* stam and power in my stable, the 3 borrow limit is killing me

>>534817597
so hard to get fast learner state

Chevacci..

>>534817762
Not really, Teio is close but not quite

>>534785217
I'm ready

Reseteio!

>>534816595
>>534816864
>>534817096
>>534817206
>>534817661

Only I'm getting a kiss from the Goddess of Victory today!

>>534817257
people are just paranoid after being bombarded with guides full of disinformation, CM is not a big deal and this thread will see that when the event finally comes

GOOD MORNING U-M-A

>>534816415
Suzuka is a lot more reliable for my macro which involves just spamming speed and wit and enough initial stamina from support cards which is the only requirment she lacks compared to Bakushin

>>534817773
Your first mistake was going to western xitter

>>534817773
I see big booba, I awooga
Simple as

>Speed, Stamina, Power!
>Speed, Stamina, Power!
>Speed, Stamina, Power!
Ok JPkeks, why is this game mode's MV literally shilling just those 3 stats despite guts being reworked? Did you guys lie to me about guts being good?

OHAYOUUUU

>>534817593
I want to go back...

LOGIN BONUS DAYO

>>534817165
what am I looking at here, exactly?

>>534816962
he's too crazy it will just make japs feel inferior

JUPITER CUP DEWA SUPPORTO POINT

IT'S A NEW DAY!

new day!

>>534817905
nooo, but you are supposed to spend hundreds of dollars, all your clocks and your stamina items to get like one ten pull of rewards from CM.

WE WON BROS

>randomized mood, no parfaits during CM
What is this horseshit

When do I stop pulling for cards

>>534817580
so that's why my win rate in pvp is something like 15%.....souka

>>534817074
you have to be blocked for 2 seconds and just have whoever was blocking you IMMEDIATLY get out of the way to have any hope lol

>>534817767
time for another rice career Ty anon

She has a wife you know

>>534818067
retentionchad reporting in

>>534817949
I want to become a househusband just for Taishin so I can welcome her home and get kicked daily

daiwa gyatlet
daiwa's daiwas
FUCKINGRAPEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
W

Easy lol

If CM has a pick/pan system, wont Nature be banned?

AAAIIEEEE DEMOTED

FUCKING RETARDS DO NOT USE THE FREE SCOUT UNTIL CREEK BANNER

I lived

>>534818161
Twin turbo culo..

>>534818216
delet this

>>534817063
i lied i have a 11k grass wonder
1 > 2 > 3
hesitant end closer does nothing

later, losers

>>534817964
chink farm starter accounts that may or may not get banned. Never happened to me though.

>>534818161
And what's she called?

>>534818067
hell yea brother

>>534818295
>thinking they buffer
lmao

Do the daily free banner rolls pile up with each day or do you have to roll them the same day?

>>534818295
It refreshes when the new banner gets added. You're literally wasting a free roll by not rolling now.

torena-san you can't say that, you're gonna have to take responsibility later

hooray

>>534818295
my neigha it doesn't roll over

no one listen to this tard

>>534818385
gotta roll daily

>>534818381
>>534818406
>trusting what these gaslighting general has to say
FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELVES

haha funni 1st place team trials posts xdxdxd

>>534818381
>>534818406
gaslighting

>>534818374
Inconsequentia
Inconsequantiair groove

TRAINAH-SAN

Can't take this for (You) tier seriously when Spe is that low (she literally brought you home to hokkaido to meet her moms). Also judging from the words this might be made by chinks, things on chinese server might have lost in translations or straight up censored...

I HAVE ZERO CREEKS BUT I WANT SMART FALCON TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>reach team rank B
>unlock 3rd team
>still only have one dirt uma
>it's a mediocre Urara
lol I'm so fucked in every way except literally

Silence Suzuka or Mayano Top Gun for CM?

soon...

Huh, now I'm thinking this could've been a Super Creek if I waited a couple of hours

Oh they fucked the rankings

>>534817943
guts training levels two of those stats

Post them

Instant coffee type manhattan, nice.
>>534818128
I just play for fun and get out-skilled plenty, but I don't much care about some extra rewards or push high ranks. I'm mainly in for the horses and seeing how bad rng I get and have fun with those sort of moments.

>>534818579
reset them like every week?

>>534818559
Be based and use both

CREEK
WHERE ARE YOU CREEK
CREEK

retention secured again feels good

>>534818541
>(she literally brought you home to hokkaido to meet her moms).
not that uncommon mihono bourbon does the same thing

>>534818557
Bro train el condor and mayano
El condor is piss easy to get to A with a hire
Mayano needs a lot more

>>534818605
Kill this man

>>534818480
>>534818406
who is telling the truth?

>>534818541
there's a difference between the chinese server (dead after a couple of months due to the publisher) and the taiwanese server (still alive and with the same accelerated schedule) bwo

>>534818623
explode

>>534818669
I'm not based I'm cringe.

>>534817478
not having any kind of green skill on your representative isn't very appealing, the whole point of borrowing is to have a solid 3rd to run, unless they already have acces to 2/3 A-tier greens with Maruzensky/Taiki

>>534818605
you disgust me

>>534818559
You run both at front because front runners are gigabricked if you only run one... or ditch Suzuka and run End Mayano

Narita Brian needs your love and support

>>534818295
>cyjews giving you free rolls on a good banner
lole

>>534818739
You will be based if you use the oranges
Trust me

oh yeah baby

>>534818250
get fucked lmfao

>>534817165
>been playing a bit
>having fun
>started late so no free special week and no super creek
>did get kitasan black but she's only 1LB
>we're halfway through golshi event
>only now see this shit
Fuck me, probably would've bought one of these accounts had I thought about it from the start but now I'm invested. At least my SR luck hasn't been complete garbage so I can manage some decent umas.

>captcha: 0SHYT
Me too captcha, me too.

Where's the fillies league I want horse cunny

>>534818721
i can't tell the difference between chinese words and taiwanese words

>70 pulls in the Narita Taishin banner
>still no Taishin
Holy hell playing gacha hurts your self-esteem if you're a poorfag NEET.
I need to get a job.

>>534818867
nice

btw guys do not use the free roll until banner updates

>>534818295
nha

Demoted again

>my R card pull will surely turn into a Creek SSR if I wait like a cuck
kek so pathetic

>>534818541
this tier list looks like it was made by retards

7 hours until the queen of dirt arrives

Guys I just found a magic lamp and the genie said he'll give me an uma wife but only the one that this general decides.
Please give me a good one and don't screw me over.

Can I save the free pull for the Creek banner?

Why didn't you guys say that before reset?
I just ungabunga-d it and rolled already...

free roll is per banner btw creek gets her own free roll

>manhattan cafe sr from the free roll
Aw hell yeah, hopefully I can complete the MLB while rolling for Goo Goo Babies tonight

>>534819010
Rickey is a year away still

>>534817943
Even with Guts being naff right now, it's still one of the more efficient training options because it boosts both Power and Speed alongside itself. It's the only stat to increase 3 options at once, and to be honest, that makes it great as an early game focus because 300 Guts still gives you something in terms of race performance.

What the fuck, I'm demotion range!

>>534816471
teio footjob

>>534818067
I got 5 wins in a row and still didn't get in shit seems ridiculous to try and stay ahead

>>534818885
Bro your level 30s? don't tell me you wasted all your monies on potential

Just wait until the Super Creek banner gets added and if the free roll doesn't really carry over then just roll on Yaeno Muteki since we still have 2 days for the banner.
Fucking use your brains for once.

>>534818784
>>534818854
I'm already running Golshi and a debuffer, just can't decide who to put as my second ace.

>>534817259
I don't need a silly game about racing horsegirls to make me feel things this early to the week.

>>534818906
taiwan is traditional chinese chink use simplified chinese. Also the rate on taiwan server is like 7.5% for ssr

>>534819010
shit she is dirt?
might roll for her JUST so I can get my shuttle out of the dirt track and have her start killing people on sprints

Spe wife

WE WON!!!! WE DID IT WE FINISHED THE GAME

>>534818885
>air shakur

>there are basically fuckall G1 sprints and logs
>and most miles give pittances of fans too
WHYYYYYYYY???

>>534818541
I’ll trust this tier list just because mejiro ardan is at the top, and it’s a consensus among japs that she’s the most for (You) character in the game.

>>534818541
Oguri should be higher methinks. It's not that she doesn't love you, she's just autistic... also Mejiro Bryan is literally all over you xhe should be at top

this should be more than enough to stay in Class 6 if these newcuties are even weaker than last week

>>534818358
bwo.. you doxxed the horses at the bottom...

>>534818693
KEEP POOSHING

>>534818541
Why are there TWO different ratings systems for t.rainer (you) love?

I'm getting my ass beat in class 5 bwos

why did they hide her pits?

>>534819121
Yes, she's gonna be the best dirt uma for awhile

I love this midget

NYOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE 150 CARATS I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

Predictions?

>>534819126
Spe sex

>>534819224
too powerful

>Couldn't break 500k before running out of RP
Class 6 was nice while it lasted...

>>534819164
>The herd got culled last week.
>Rerollers and bought accounts are starting to move closer in the ranks.
Bros, how long can we hold this line...?

>>534819193
x is quality of the story, a lot of early umas have characters missing
y is how much they love you, the male trainer pandering has been growing stronger and stronger as time goes on

Is the class promotion gibs a one time thing?

nyo...

>>534818716
Daily free rolls work the same way as Grub and Priconne. If you know, you know.

>>534819367
>4K friendpoints for demotion
not bad

>>534819367
nyes

>>534819303
After marriage of course

Do I run 4 speed 2 power on creek or what? I keep eating running 4 speed 2 stamina careers with her because of her terrible stamina gain.

>>534819362
yes

>>534819284
Get fucked loser

>>534818406
kill yourself

uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I forgot to switch strategy, bricked

>>534819340
>the male trainer pandering has been growing stronger and stronger as time goes on
Very nice

>>534819068
Oh I definitely wasted some money leveling random cards before I checked out some guides about deck building but I haven't ran into any real issues in that department just yet so it's whatever. I'm not concerned with trying to minmax an account that's been more or less fucked to begin with.

>>534819429
gotta ease up on the carrots, Spe

>>534818541
>check for (you) tierlist
>see my favorite isn't at the very top
>click on the little [-] box on the post left
I reject this

>>534819495
bugged game....

Any club that is still open? ID 826312140116

>>534819495
that's a good thing
all the hints will just give stats instead of a hint in an useless skill

>>534819117
Why is global's rates ass then? I overfarmed the last event, and the untranslated token pretty much confirmed we're using the Taiwan client.

Is this anything? I got it from the free roll.

neisex

>>534819495
wtf your account is bricked bro constance support

>>534818915
same it hurts
I got fucking dupe spe and biwa from my 70 pulls so far

Why is this brown thirdy so concerned if I don't use the free 1 roll on super creek lmao

Remember to use your daily free pull before the SC banner starts. It won't carry over to the new banner.

>>534819329
they will be busy building horses for CM while leaving TT team in a barely functional state

damn... class 3 is cutthroat...

>>534819340
>x is story quality
>nice nature and king halo not on leftmost

>>534819379
grub gave me summer lich and crappyka for free. When is this dogshit game going to give me a free ssr on a daily free roll?

Gay

>MLB'd my biwa hayahide power support with this free roll
>huh maybe shes worth the points now that i have plenty of monie and SP from golshi week
>event chain is -30 energy total
into the trash it goes

>>534819653
are you gaslighting or are you being fr right now

>>534819495
>he fell for it
retard we warned you not to buy since it's currently bugged

So do we wait for Creek to roll or nah?

>>534818564
Vodka is really good though as a generic power card

Why are anons still giving (you)s to that shitposting list?

thank fuck bros
just before they started tallying the points required to stay raised and i was slightly above it

>>534819286
it was agnes tachyon, based i have 3LB now

>>534819117
i'm sure regular chinese players just play the taiwan version

I got this boy with the paid roll...

>>534819814
I hope so
because that's my 5th copy

W-where is the creek banner...

>>534819148
I mean, (you) basically swear to spend eternity by her side at the end of the campaign so I don't blame anyone.

>>534819495
its her day off bro...

>another episode of a very decorated horse reduced to side / joke uma
atleast the racewear is cool, just missing the bagpipes

>>534819917
6hr40min

I got boxed in hopeless stakes and couldn't get enough fans. That was one fast career. At least I'm done for the day.

>>534819576
sent ;)

>>534819917
4 more hours

I pick my support decks entirely based on how much I want to fuck the girls in them.
The Tazuna stays on at all times.

>>534819953
Mcqueen...

>>534816553
>>534817259
Reminder that Key studio praised Cygames for Aston Machan's story. They said the writers are their equals for how kino her story was.

I bang that daily btw

My wife Daiwa woke up from her nap and now she's hungry again (she didn't tell me but I can tell).

next person to ask where the banner is gets bapped with the giant comic relief toy hammer

>>534819908
jp vets said before global launched that vodka is really good and people didn't believe it because all youtubers were shilling supercreek and fine motion

>>534819706
they are some of the best right now, but stories get better later on
umas like golshi and kitasan have a server lack of important umas to their career modes, kitasan doesn't have any members of her generation for example lol

>>534820032
feed her vodka's twat

Is there even any point to playing this if you already depleted the monies reward?

>>534819148
patrician taste, I love seein ojou-sama feathers get ruffled

>>534820147
no

>>534820147
secret golshi sex scene

>>534819947
I think her campaign did her justice. Or at the very least, it was decent.

>>534820053
it makes sense considering half of golshi's events are just her dragging you to a deserted island or through a forest or something

easy game another week of retaining class 6

>1* guts
>1 point away from A rank
this fucking game bro

I think (you) should eat your vegetables.

special week will be my CM ace

>>534819895
Congratz anon. Took me 130 pulls to get her.

>>534819224
? It's right there

>>534820147
i guess if you want to have harder races for no reason

>>534818541
Does Air Shakur have a single redeeming quality? I have never seen anyone say anything good about her ever

>>534819498
GLUE

>>534820228
I enjoy vegetables.

>>534818541
i don't get why curren chan is the highest (as per global uma). all she does is gaslighting me to believe she's the cutest, blocking everything i want her to do (since she has her own way) so all i did was just sit back and watch

If I'm trying to get a 3 star stamina should I bring a mostly stamina deck then? I'm trying to get the best chance by having her stamina at least over 1100

>>534820196
nobody here actually wants to fuck goldship right...?

>>534820228
Lucky Seven is not worth it

>>534818541
uh, how am i supposed to read this

>383,889 pts
>promotion line is 279,909
>in demotion range

Huh?
I no wakarimastand?

What the hell is the obsession of this general to trick other anons into bricking their accounts?

>>534820280
She's uh.... great for retards who have um... ah.. erm... an abusive dyke relationship fetish I guess.

>>534816280
post rare cropped porn but never provide sauce

>>534820359
I'll volunteer, I'll take the hit so nobody else has to suffer

>>534820280
I think many globalfags love Air Shakur. She's for those who don't want to indulge so much in dating sim aspect...

>>534820280
she's for women who have the "I can fix them" mentality

What are good affinity parents to stamina spark farm with? I know Daiwa, Vodka and Agnes are good for lots of people.

lets scare sweep

>>534820510
>I think many globalfags love Air Shakur
name 3

Finally, a 3 star spar-
>Speed

what's better when it comes to using parents?

going all in on one stat like +126 stamina or having it split into two or three stats like +42 speed +63 stamina +21 power?

>>534820413
it's fun. pic related it's me when i post misinformation on /uma/

>>534810087
>>534801964
have one spot at Mambo and sent you both an invite, whoever is first.
might have another spot in a few days (but big maybe)

>>534820264
She can be very violent sometimes.

>>534819010
KIRA

>>534820280
he has the funniest irl death out of all horses in the game I'll give her that

>>534820596
Ungrateful bastard

AIEEEEEEEE i want taishin but i can only do a 10 pull. do i gamble

20% chance to get taishin
6% chance to get any other 3star
74% chance to leave with nothing

I'm so tired of beautiful Uma feet trying to convince me that real feet aren't disgusting.

>>534820359
extreme homosexual post

>>534820574
there are a bunch on xitter

>>534820574
Ok,

>>534820236
>>534820030
>>534819804
These 3 anons.

Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

>>534820280
Wise man knows that sometimes you need to serve even the freakiest niche

>>534817597
RRAT

>>534819967
Thank you, joining

good morning /uma/

can you believe some retards are actually calling this the greatest sports anime

when are the new banners today

>>534820753
today

>>534820710
I'm going to roll this cunt early one the free rolls drop on half anni

What the fuck do you mean seiun sky can just not give me escape artist at her 3rd event

>>534820660
who is this idolmaster character

What sort of statline am I looking for if I want to make a CM Gold Ship?

>>534820660
Goldship is physically attractive but she's so much of a gremlin I lterally can't get it up for her.

when bannr????? torena need milky milky!!!!!!

>>534820596
Still a very good Maya though, ID?

>>534820738
but this is a video game, not an anime

>>534816498
>>534818541

>>534820738
and what is the competition other than Slam Dunk and Inazuma Eleven

>>534820413
Date Event: Afternoon with Gaslight Dancer
Top Option: Wit +10
Bottom Option: 80% -25 energy, -10 speed
OR
20% +25 energy, +10 speed

>>534820753
tonight

>>534820598
b-bump

>>534820723
you didnt wake up at 5 for once

EZ class 6 secured

>8 star pieces away from getting Golshi to 3*
>ran numbers and need to buy 5 with FP at 2k apiece
>only have 5k
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS GAME

Oguri CAP (as in peak)

>>534820598
Typically the former

>>534820359
why wouldn't I want to have sexual intercourse with my wife?

>>534820829
She's not on my borrow list though.

Pulled 3* with a discounted paid pull
It's a third copy of Rudolf...

>>534820403
I think the vertical is the uma's level of romance/love to you, and the horizontal is the (your) dedication to the umas.

what the fuck are career goals

>>534820812
1200/1200/1200

>>534820903
Bro, statues?

>>534820892
that's a different guy I just stole his doto

>>534820939
The Emperor is above all other petty umas

>>534820879
A 9* in one stat is way more valuable just cuz of how stat gain works in this game but something like a 6*power 3*stamina is also acceptable.

>accidentally said no to Aoi's date
>already gimped my career run
I'm so fucking retarded.

Say something nice about an Uma you don't like

>>534820596
this meme has to stop
You want speed sparks for runners that have no increased growth rate on speed like Gold Ship
Hitting 1200 speed is otherwise difficult to accomplish,or if you do, it means other stats had to suffer for it

>>534820692
Sex

>>534820596
>skill list
very nice. What are the odds of a learned skill being inheritable at the end of a run?

>>534821018
Fenomeno is so cool...

>>534821012
I hear the thug shaker clip in my head whenever I see Air Shakur

>>534820904
That's my daughter, anon! Please don't post pictures of her like that!

>>534820904
The japs keep drawing her with massive tits and I hope they never stop

>>534821008
your Uma made you do it

There are over 70k trainers in Class 6 atm
retention line should be around Top28000 this week

>>534820852
well, redditor, allow me to enlighten you
Hajime no Ippo
Tsubasa football
Kuroko no basket
Haikyu!!
are all better because they actually portray the sport instead of turning everything into moeslop

>>534820929
>>534820829
Oh well, have her if you want
894333402840

>>534821012
Oguri Cap is a great parent

Had a nightmare today, I didn't pull shit on the super creek banner, not even SRs...

>>534821137
>Haikyuu!!
fujoshi slop lol

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Submission of a minimum of two daily “shoe requests” within the club communication channel.
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Submission of a formalized, motivated leave request no less than 14 days prior to anticipated inactivity.
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Deployment of a “Good Morning” sticker within the club chat on a daily basis to foster sustained morale alignment.
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>set Special Week to Late Charger instead of Pace Chaser
>activates her special way more often
so that's why I was not winning

>>534821012
Her career is one of the easiest in the game.

>>534821093
She is
I love the police bros

>>534820838
so cute

Do not roll for Taishin.

SHE'S TRASH IN BOTH GAMEPLAY AND PERSONALITY.

Is this worth maxing out

>>534821137
but the majority of the show is about the races and training leading up to it

Endgame right here bros

>>534821012
Hishi Amazon actually has an attractive body despite having THAT color, THAT smell and being imported from THAT country.

>>534821137
>kuroko no basket

>>534821250
Yes when guts gets its buff.

Does someone have the list of the extremely long term f2p pulling strat? That has a 5 month gap right now?

>>534821250
yes

>>534821220
Am I supposed to read your mind?

>>534819043
does it matter for the career? with everything being padded by 400

>>534821250
eventually yes but its not a priority until the stat update

>>534821012
Oguri cap is not the worst horse in terms of racing

>>534821206
>fujoshi slop
true, but it's still less gay than this.

>the one time it lets me get medium S is the time none of the fuckers show up on stamina
aaaaaaaa

>>534816864
imagine trusting your cute trainee just get raped

Nyoo

>>534821306
If you know you know.

>>534821137
>well, redditor, allow me to enlighten you
holy reddit

>>534821267
True

>>534821137
only hajime no ippo there is respectable bwo

questions about statues - does the selection ever change dramatically, or is it just for any horse I have available? Also, is this currency used for anything else?

got this while farming for the fan count mission, isshe usable without go-home specialist?

>>534821137
>ugly ass 80's football
>fantasy basketball for homosexuals
>the gayest thing a man can do other than gay sex is playing volleyball.
>are alll be-ACK
(You) are homosexual

>>534821409
About that SSR.. have you been.. deCafe-inated

this selection... is so ass...
>have to do it twice since the new zealand trophy is on the same day as arlington

>>534821261
I don't see them riding any real horses in your show about horse riding. This is barely even a sports anime.

>>534821494
It's literally just for start unlocking umas you already have.

Will my Taiki survive CM tracks
>No medium proc
>No Swinging maestro proc
Fuck my gay life

>>534821137
>hajime no ippo
ok
>haikyuu
uma is literally female haikyuu in a spirit. you're outed yourself to not watch both anime
>tsubasa
off with that nostalgia goggles
>kuroko no basket
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534821409
Should have waited for the creek banner.

>>534820852
was Slam Dunk a good sport anime? I don't remember

>>534821541
I love this pun loving hag like you wouldn't believe

>free pull is an SR :D
>it's digichan D:

>>534821137
RELEASE THE OXYGEN IN YOUR MUSCLES IPPO
YAMATO DAMASHIII

>>534821523
forgot pic

>>534821494
it's just for umas to already have, and the amount needed for 25 pieces goes up until 5
first is 1:1, then 2:1, then 3:1, and so on

I'm supposed to be using those daily free rolls on the current banner right? I'm not supposed to be saving them for some weird reason, right?

>>534821137
>OXYGEN ippo (just go watch Ashita no Joe)
>Decent but I don't think it aged the best (just go watch/play the first gen of Inazuma Eleven)
>show for women otaku
>show for women otaku

>>534821636
>uma is literally female haikyuu in a spirit. you're outed yourself to not watch both anime
>this is a good thing

>>534821250
erm your friend points for golshi unlock tho!!

test test testing

GIVE ME NARITA BRIAN NAAAAAOOOO!

Why is Vodka the only uma with any kind of relationship with her father?

Nepotism

>>534821128
is it weird that I really wanna suck on mcqueens ears

>>534821714
>Uma Stan
Bwo???

I just need to call you a redditor and you automatically lose the argument. Checkmate, liberals.

>>534821675
it's one of the most influential mangas ever made for a reason bro

>>534821659
I cannot contain my wish to gamba.

>>534821741
Sorry bwo your account is bricked

>>534821250
you have like 1 year until this card becomes worth using, your points are better spent on follow slots right now

>>534820413
This. I hate all of you

>>534821797
Uma x human mating has a 99% mortality rate.

>Nobody in my club posts shoe requests
>Leaving means I'm locked out of looking for a new one for 24 hours

Man I wish I could look at available clubs before quitting.

>>534821746
Kuroko no basket is a show watched by everybody, look up who's watching it on YT and it's 90% dudes

I locked my door but my uma still got in

I have 10 rolls
do I roll?

>>534821906
who even remembers eyeshield 21 anon

>>534821137
>are all better because they actually portray the sport instead of turning everything into moeslop
Yes, I want to watch 15 years of monotonous scheduled training 7 days a week that will portray sport accurately.

>>534821996
yes, Yaeno is calling

I hereby declare that I
WILL NOT
use my daily free pull right now

instead i WILL wait until 1AM tonight when the Super Creek banner starts and I will use that free pull to pull Super Creek

That is all
Thank you

>>534821996
Of course.

>>534821872
>posting a picrel of a guy who SAVED his underground mining wage for 6 whole months instead of blowing it on overpriced beer

>>534821797
taiki's dad gave you his personal approval to milk those titties

>>534821926
Kia has great stats. That is a good card. I use it every run.

>>534821926
Can't relate.

Bros...I'm falling for Taiki Shuttle...

Wife

good morning /uma/

I want all the Naritas

Oguri if you keep eating like that all the calories will go to your ass and tits...

>>534820852
Saki unironically

>>534821137
Ippo is one of the worst representations of boxing I've ever seen.

>>534822129
good mornyan anon

>>534821926
She loves you

>>534822056
...which is why I watch middle schoolers do moe things for 15 years straight, that's what I use my time for

>>534821761
>both series have no real "villain"
>no one wants to lose, even those who don't look like it
>sometimes antagonizes those who don't want to win or doesn't love the respective sports
haikyuu is good. but uma is better in some aspects. yes i'm a straight man. yes i'm not inscure in presence of other men.

>>534821137
remember when ippo got hit in his face for 200 times and never died for it?

The what now

thats what i like to see

>>534822138
look at how short she is hahahaha

>>534820413
/ourhonse/

>>534821447
>>534821758
Suzucute

Is marvelous sunday the single greats uma design every created

I hear that there's a guts rework at some point, what actually happens to it? Are there any other notably meta-shifts or mechanical changes later too? Not QoL but gameplay changes

Comfy Sex with Gentildonna

>Trainers can't go in dorms
They've had an incident involving sperm and a loaded egg, haven't they?

>>534822160
Oh nyooo...

All stamina support are fatties by default.

>>534821835
fug

>>534822281
her hair is stupid

120 pulls and no Taishin. I won't have time to get hit the pity limit. I might get 1 more 10x pull thanks to Goldship, but then that's all she wrote. Brutal stuff. Got 4 Taiki from this stupid fuckin thing.

Is sex with Narita Brian comfy?

>>534822315
It's for their safety.

>be anon from class 6
>get demoted to class 5
>do one or two races for the sake of daily
>immediately get to 705th place
damn class 5 really is easy

>>534822070
>>534822073

>>534821949
better do it now anone, you only have 3 days or you get cucked out of club rewards
shortstack should have some free slots

>>534822259
isn't there some long arc about him getting traumatic brain injury that's still going right now

>>534822313
That, but with Special week

I'm tired boss, tired of running Gold ship careers

Are the SR+ Make Debut tickets in the cleats shop for trainees or support cards?
The daily roll gave me a >Guts SR dupe, and since they give 10 gold cleats when you bin them, can I just effectively trade that out for a different one?

>>534822281
her hair is ingenious

>>534822352
Your hair looks stupid.

>>534822404
Yeah I think I'm just going to hover between 5 snd 6. I'm done with sweat try harding

>Lose career because not enough speed
>After I got a slow metabolism that took 3 turns to heal
fuck this uma I'm going back to meta ones

What the FUCK is up wit hthe 6th race in Tokai Teio's career?
>listed 2nd
>she can barely finish the race
>Mejiro McQueen just rofls half a mile ahead

>>534822186
you're a retard and it's terminal.
>>534822242
Actually Haikyuu is the worst one on that list since it's just constant japping and boys drama. But even that is slightly better than fucking moe shit
>>534822259
he's literally retired due to being punch drunk lmao

>>534822417
Might be one of the worst rolls I've ever seen.

Never met a bigger whore in my life than

People should quiet themselves and post their favorite uma.

>>534821906
>handegg
it's doomed from the start. dying sport which is only watched by 30+ yo burgers. should have been a soccer series or boreball if they want it to sell in japan.

>>534822281
I love little horses with BIG boobs!

>>534822417
Based, fuck the metaslaves

>>534822375
>180cm is comically tall in Japan
baka they're ngmi

>>534822447
>>534822534
dude looked like this every match he was in
he should be fucking comatose

>>534822557 's mom

>>534822128
cute spechan

Eyeshield 21 made being black and super powerful unironically, the last match is the Japanese trying out beat back the blacks base stats

>>534822396
The trainer's?

>>534822472
Ew. /feh/fugee

time to lose 4% training and ruin my run

>>534822437
I'm already cucked out of club rewards, but I guess I'll quit.

How do I find shortstack? The name gives no results.

>>534822404
My sides

>>534821926
How? It's only .25% chance for Satono and .75% for Kita since it was an adjustable banner. Now current banners are all .75% chace.

>>534822563
That old skank is nobody’s favorite

>>534822672
isn't that Kuroko as well lel

>>534822563
I want to bang the bang bang

>That weird feel when your first month were non-stop lucky rolls
>Now all your rolls are extremely bad
>But your account is still sorta good because that first month was just THAT good
Abstract kind of suffering.

Can someone post the chart of odds for # of copies on 200 pulls? I wanna jerk off to my number of Incoming creeks.

>>534820738
It's the greatest sports anime since Rocky (1976).

>>534822775
I can't read this.

Teio has the best lewds and nudes

>>534822703
Nah, I play Fire Emblem but /feh/ is both a trash game and way too much of a trash general for me. Haven't been over there for years. I just had the Nino in my folder.

>>534822783
explode

>>534822563
I wonder if I call pull for Brian and still save enough for her...

>>534822282
Lead contest and Showdown
you can read about them in gametora

>Press rest by accident in the 2nd turn
>Kitasan Black comes to the rescue and gives me a mood up for my retardation
BLESSED RUN

>>534820738
Its the best sports anime I've ever watched

so is this uma basically a joke character that crushes 5 G1s in the row if she locks in?

>>534822534
>Muh oxygen
>everyone tanks 300 punches directly to the face every match
>took god knows how many chapters for this to matter
>No one actually looks like they're weight class
>"Dempsey roll" but intead of being a bob and weave technique is some weird figure 8 super move
Fuck off.

>>534821012
gotta admit that the real agnes digital is fucking cool

>>534822647
That's the average boxer if they had soul anon

>>534822281
I guess her new outfit fits her personality more, but still I associate the old one with her more.

>>534822845
SR+ means cards. Some guts cards might become good in the future.

>>534822534
Not the anons you're talking to, but Ippo fell off a cliff and never recovered years ago. It had a very good run, but it's been a joke for years.

I always give my uma one rest & recreation at summer to see her happily playing in the sea

>>534823024
is tanking what should be crippling injuries "soul"?

>>534822281
her hair is much more unrealistic than her boobs

I lost the Arima kinen in golshi mode with this mayano who happened to be my first time winning the ticket because I overdid stamina and now I want to kill myself