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>>534801130>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>>534816239so this is the sky-high teio step...
My posts always gets ignored by /uma/, how do I make sure to get the most (You)s?
why does nice nature have such a mean nature
>>534816280Post a popular uma and say something negative about her.
i want to have child making sex with Cheval Grand
FOREVER
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
For me it's Oguri Cap, the ol'reliable uma.
>>534816271And this is to step even further beyond
Umas abusing female trainers
>>534816280Post the retarded chinkchart that has (you) tiers written by a schizo. Guaranteed 10 replies as long as you add a tasty line around how it's objective.
98 desperate rolls later and I fucking got her. Only other SSR I rolled was Loves only You which I'm also grateful for. Fucking hell.
i have the sneaking suspicion we're being raided
Cheval is for getting cucked by Kitasan/SD only
>Be someone with vivid dreams
>Never been able to run or do certain things in dreams properly
>Get into uma musume
>Suddenly I can run fast as fuck in my dreams and become more agile
>Eventually start dreaming of becoming an uma musume and racing and have a lot of fun in my dreams
What the fuck has this game done to my brain chemistry
do you recognize this uma?
12 minutes until reset, bros.
do you max out director and reporter friendship gauge?
I am certain that the moon is behind my bad RNG.
Every time i have witnessed the moon, my rainbows vanish and they all gather around guts.
I get blocked every second race by Taiki shuttle.
I fail a 3% training.
There is no one around during the summer camps.
Clearly the moon is behind my recent failures.
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deck is pic related, kind of mediocre. I really want Maruzensky, but only have 8k carets, and who knows when she'll be more available than the 3% SSR chance. Should I just focus on getting better cards instead?
>>534816331I think Mejiro Ryan SUCKS
>>534816529Good job jp anon
>>534816280>just say that spending 10k on a gacha scam is not a lot of money
>>534816604Director yes, Reporter no.
Tattoos and piercings are so fucking hot, god I wish I had a BPD uma gf
which foreign horses do you want to see in uma
>>534816529We just use JP info to know what's coming, you aren't supposed to actually play it bro
>>534816631You should just buy a reroll account from the chinks at this point.
>>534816604Director gives you an extra level during fan fest, so usually yes
Which uma has the most sensitive ears? tail?
>>534816545Chevachi is not a loser. She won my heart!!
Why did they fuck Winning Ticket this hard
Someone posted the JP romance quality tierlist yesterday but I noticed still in love was not there... is she not a yandere in love with you?
>>534816498Based for calling that retarded list out and the idiots giving it attention
>>534816390damn I love Dantsu so much, sad I have to wait for her
>>534816802she has good golds at least
>>534816776why is it in english
>>534816705The ones from CG
>>534816745fuck chinks they eat horses
>>534816712I whaled on this account on launch like a monkey there's no way in hell I'm starting over again.
>>534816705Secretariat would be kino
>>534816283h o r s e p u s s y
>>534816705potoooooooo my goat
>>534816604director yes if possible
reporter is +5 to all stats, fuck that
>>534816652I wish she used her oversized boobs on me
>>534816553I can easily recognize the 2007 Sprinters Stakes winner Aston Machan anywhere at any time of day!
what really happened on the satono island?
>>534816910horses are delicious though.
t. german
Reminder to save your free roll for the new banner today. (if it works that way)
CM
69054970
be nice im fielding my 10k mayano
>>534816802is that........the most useless ult ever? Goddamn
>>534816910So do the japs, look up ๆก่
>>534816864She doesn't need to tie me up I'd cooperate.
>>534816812she's not in the game yet until the end of the month
>>534816910So do the Japanese anon...
>>534816812not playable yet. Hinted to be playable on the upcoming 4.5 anni banner. The one playable now is love only you
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>1guts
>1guts everywhere
>golshi gives me this on an absolutely dogshit build
You absolutely insane motherfucker. Too bad I was just mindlessly grinding fans on her for the event and not really caring about her legacies so she's "only" 6stam with 2 wit. At least I can use her to continue grinding a 9sta uma.
>>534816776You can get a glimpse of her tummy in the og outfit, why so shy?
>>534816631chinks ran out of actual good accounts but you should look into this
>>534816301>Un-umas your musume
>>534816690why's that, anon?
>>534816935taishin what the fuck are you talking about, we just won the triple crown
>>534817152She has no hat so she's naked.
>>534816780I can't believe Marvelous Sunday is fucking dead.
>>534817136I fucking wish
>>534816802The 3* version increases it to 1-5th place at least but yeah that blocked condition is death
>be anon, find out about cm
>check cm guides
>literally would have to go full neet, 24/7 shit that I don't do even in my own irl job
>man rewards must be too good to warrant that much effort
>winning gets you 20 pulls
>literally doing nothing and just joining will probably get you 10/15 pulls if you join grade league
wtf is the appeal of pvp and cm then? Or card meta pulling after 200 rolls?
>>534816553https://umadacchidensetsu.com/aston-machan-dont-you-forget-about-me/
>>534816553Gives me Key vibes.
>>534816705https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribot_(horse)
>>534816864the satonos must answer for their crimes
>>534817118>>534817152she is hatless (naked)
>>534817118You're a boy, faggot.
an uma could never rape me because i'd consent to literally anything they wanted to do
>>534817359banners don't release at the same time as the daily reset, retard
>>534817397that shot from behind maxxed out the SEXO meter
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>wanted to make a long mayano
>get 9* power
no ones gonna borrow this right? surely everyone borrows stamina
fuck
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up to a good start...
>>534817212Oh, so she's also crazy
WT has the same thing happen even if she wins every single race.
>>534817257Unless you find it fun to try and min-max there isn't any real point to care too much about CM nor PvP. PvP in a gacha game is also something you have to understand will always be p2w and you are fighting against people willing to swipe money for dick swinging rank boasting.
7 hours until I can finally roll the uma gacha
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OGEY
>>534817397She's actually too cute this isn't OK
>>534817478yeah those are some unfortunate parents for front runner
SEIKO SAIKYOWAAAAAAAA
SOOOO
EL GONDOR BASA :DDDDDDD
>>534817529I always run golshi's debut as pace, regardless of her stats. There's too much shitty fodder that gets in the way to run her end.
>>534816705Tommy Two Socks
>>534817478sure they will
>>5348174789* power has it's benefits. Especially for umas with +20% stamina. The issue is that now that the database is up in running, I'm just going to borrow a 9* power with better sparks.
>>534817478Firm conditions is great, I don't remember what kikka sho gives but if it's Spring runner that's honestly pretty premium for a horse with +20%stam
>daily sales left: 1
go fuck yourself tazuna
tfw
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>have work in a minute
I just wanna neet out man
Does this game have any mesugakis?
depressed bpd girlfailure.
why are you people like this
>>534817138Nice. I'm almost done with Golshi runs (finish today), and I've got some beginner stam/power legacies. God I can't wait until I have a native 9* stam and power in my stable, the 3 borrow limit is killing me
>>534817597so hard to get fast learner state
>>534817762Not really, Teio is close but not quite
Only I'm getting a kiss from the Goddess of Victory today!
>>534817257people are just paranoid after being bombarded with guides full of disinformation, CM is not a big deal and this thread will see that when the event finally comes
>>534816415Suzuka is a lot more reliable for my macro which involves just spamming speed and wit and enough initial stamina from support cards which is the only requirment she lacks compared to Bakushin
>>534817773Your first mistake was going to western xitter
>>534817773I see big booba, I awooga
Simple as
>Speed, Stamina, Power!
>Speed, Stamina, Power!
>Speed, Stamina, Power!
Ok JPkeks, why is this game mode's MV literally shilling just those 3 stats despite guts being reworked? Did you guys lie to me about guts being good?
>>534817593I want to go back...
>>534817165what am I looking at here, exactly?
>>534816962he's too crazy it will just make japs feel inferior
JUPITER CUP DEWA SUPPORTO POINT
>>534817905nooo, but you are supposed to spend hundreds of dollars, all your clocks and your stamina items to get like one ten pull of rewards from CM.
>randomized mood, no parfaits during CM
What is this horseshit
When do I stop pulling for cards
>>534817580so that's why my win rate in pvp is something like 15%.....souka
>>534817074you have to be blocked for 2 seconds and just have whoever was blocking you IMMEDIATLY get out of the way to have any hope lol
>>534817767time for another rice career Ty anon
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>>534818067retentionchad reporting in
>>534817949I want to become a househusband just for Taishin so I can welcome her home and get kicked daily
daiwa gyatlet
daiwa's daiwas
FUCKINGRAPEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
W
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Easy lol
If CM has a pick/pan system, wont Nature be banned?
FUCKING RETARDS DO NOT USE THE FREE SCOUT UNTIL CREEK BANNER
>>534818161Twin turbo culo..
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>>534817063i lied i have a 11k grass wonder
1 > 2 > 3
hesitant end closer does nothing
>>534817964chink farm starter accounts that may or may not get banned. Never happened to me though.
>>534818161And what's she called?
>>534818067hell yea brother
>>534818295>thinking they bufferlmao
Do the daily free banner rolls pile up with each day or do you have to roll them the same day?
>>534818295It refreshes when the new banner gets added. You're literally wasting a free roll by not rolling now.
torena-san you can't say that, you're gonna have to take responsibility later
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hooray
>>534818295my neigha it doesn't roll over
no one listen to this tard
>>534818385gotta roll daily
>>534818381>>534818406>trusting what these gaslighting general has to sayFUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELVES
haha funni 1st place team trials posts xdxdxd
>>534818374Inconsequentia
Inconsequantiair groove
Can't take this for (You) tier seriously when Spe is that low (she literally brought you home to hokkaido to meet her moms). Also judging from the words this might be made by chinks, things on chinese server might have lost in translations or straight up censored...
I HAVE ZERO CREEKS BUT I WANT SMART FALCON TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>reach team rank B
>unlock 3rd team
>still only have one dirt uma
>it's a mediocre Urara
lol I'm so fucked in every way except literally
Silence Suzuka or Mayano Top Gun for CM?
Huh, now I'm thinking this could've been a Super Creek if I waited a couple of hours
Oh they fucked the rankings
>Accidentally donated 1 shoe instead of 2
>>534817943guts training levels two of those stats
Instant coffee type manhattan, nice.
>>534818128I just play for fun and get out-skilled plenty, but I don't much care about some extra rewards or push high ranks. I'm mainly in for the horses and seeing how bad rng I get and have fun with those sort of moments.
>>534818579reset them like every week?
>>534818559Be based and use both
CREEK
WHERE ARE YOU CREEK
CREEK
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retention secured again feels good
>>534818541>(she literally brought you home to hokkaido to meet her moms).not that uncommon mihono bourbon does the same thing
>>534818557Bro train el condor and mayano
El condor is piss easy to get to A with a hire
Mayano needs a lot more
>>534818480>>534818406who is telling the truth?
>>534818541there's a difference between the chinese server (dead after a couple of months due to the publisher) and the taiwanese server (still alive and with the same accelerated schedule) bwo
>>534818669I'm not based I'm cringe.
>>534817478not having any kind of green skill on your representative isn't very appealing, the whole point of borrowing is to have a solid 3rd to run, unless they already have acces to 2/3 A-tier greens with Maruzensky/Taiki
>>534818605you disgust me
>>534818559You run both at front because front runners are gigabricked if you only run one... or ditch Suzuka and run End Mayano
Narita Brian needs your love and support
>>534818295>cyjews giving you free rolls on a good bannerlole
>>534818739You will be based if you use the oranges
Trust me
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>>534818250get fucked lmfao
>>534817165>been playing a bit>having fun>started late so no free special week and no super creek>did get kitasan black but she's only 1LB>we're halfway through golshi event>only now see this shitFuck me, probably would've bought one of these accounts had I thought about it from the start but now I'm invested. At least my SR luck hasn't been complete garbage so I can manage some decent umas.
>captcha: 0SHYTMe too captcha, me too.
Where's the fillies league I want horse cunny
>>534818721i can't tell the difference between chinese words and taiwanese words
>70 pulls in the Narita Taishin banner
>still no Taishin
Holy hell playing gacha hurts your self-esteem if you're a poorfag NEET.
I need to get a job.
btw guys do not use the free roll until banner updates
>my R card pull will surely turn into a Creek SSR if I wait like a cuck
kek so pathetic
>>534818541this tier list looks like it was made by retards
7 hours until the queen of dirt arrives
Guys I just found a magic lamp and the genie said he'll give me an uma wife but only the one that this general decides.
Please give me a good one and don't screw me over.
Can I save the free pull for the Creek banner?
Why didn't you guys say that before reset?
I just ungabunga-d it and rolled already...
free roll is per banner btw creek gets her own free roll
>manhattan cafe sr from the free roll
Aw hell yeah, hopefully I can complete the MLB while rolling for Goo Goo Babies tonight
>>534819010Rickey is a year away still
>>534817943Even with Guts being naff right now, it's still one of the more efficient training options because it boosts both Power and Speed alongside itself. It's the only stat to increase 3 options at once, and to be honest, that makes it great as an early game focus because 300 Guts still gives you something in terms of race performance.
What the fuck, I'm demotion range!
>>534818067I got 5 wins in a row and still didn't get in shit seems ridiculous to try and stay ahead
>>534818885Bro your level 30s? don't tell me you wasted all your monies on potential
Just wait until the Super Creek banner gets added and if the free roll doesn't really carry over then just roll on Yaeno Muteki since we still have 2 days for the banner.
Fucking use your brains for once.
>>534818784>>534818854I'm already running Golshi and a debuffer, just can't decide who to put as my second ace.
>>534817259I don't need a silly game about racing horsegirls to make me feel things this early to the week.
>>534818906taiwan is traditional chinese chink use simplified chinese. Also the rate on taiwan server is like 7.5% for ssr
>>534819010shit she is dirt?
might roll for her JUST so I can get my shuttle out of the dirt track and have her start killing people on sprints
WE WON!!!! WE DID IT WE FINISHED THE GAME
>there are basically fuckall G1 sprints and logs
>and most miles give pittances of fans too
WHYYYYYYYY???
>>534818541Iโll trust this tier list just because mejiro ardan is at the top, and itโs a consensus among japs that sheโs the most for (You) character in the game.
>>534818541Oguri should be higher methinks. It's not that she doesn't love you, she's just autistic... also Mejiro Bryan is literally all over you xhe should be at top
this should be more than enough to stay in Class 6 if these newcuties are even weaker than last week
>>534818358bwo.. you doxxed the horses at the bottom...
>>534818541Why are there TWO different ratings systems for t.rainer (you) love?
I'm getting my ass beat in class 5 bwos
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why did they hide her pits?
>>534819121Yes, she's gonna be the best dirt uma for awhile
NYOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE 150 CARATS I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>Couldn't break 500k before running out of RP
Class 6 was nice while it lasted...
>>534819164>The herd got culled last week.>Rerollers and bought accounts are starting to move closer in the ranks.Bros, how long can we hold this line...?
>>534819193x is quality of the story, a lot of early umas have characters missing
y is how much they love you, the male trainer pandering has been growing stronger and stronger as time goes on
Is the class promotion gibs a one time thing?
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nyo...
>>534818716Daily free rolls work the same way as Grub and Priconne. If you know, you know.
>>534819367>4K friendpoints for demotionnot bad
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>>534819303After marriage of course
Do I run 4 speed 2 power on creek or what? I keep eating running 4 speed 2 stamina careers with her because of her terrible stamina gain.
>>534819284Get fucked loser
I forgot to switch strategy, bricked
>>534819340>the male trainer pandering has been growing stronger and stronger as time goes onVery nice
>>534819068Oh I definitely wasted some money leveling random cards before I checked out some guides about deck building but I haven't ran into any real issues in that department just yet so it's whatever. I'm not concerned with trying to minmax an account that's been more or less fucked to begin with.
>>534819429gotta ease up on the carrots, Spe
>>534818541>check for (you) tierlist>see my favorite isn't at the very top >click on the little [-] box on the post leftI reject this
>>534819495bugged game....
Any club that is still open? ID 826312140116
>>534819495that's a good thing
all the hints will just give stats instead of a hint in an useless skill
>>534819117Why is global's rates ass then? I overfarmed the last event, and the untranslated token pretty much confirmed we're using the Taiwan client.
Is this anything? I got it from the free roll.
>>534819495wtf your account is bricked bro constance support
>>534818915same it hurts
I got fucking dupe spe and biwa from my 70 pulls so far
Why is this brown thirdy so concerned if I don't use the free 1 roll on super creek lmao
Remember to use your daily free pull before the SC banner starts. It won't carry over to the new banner.
>>534819329they will be busy building horses for CM while leaving TT team in a barely functional state
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damn... class 3 is cutthroat...
>>534819340>x is story quality>nice nature and king halo not on leftmost
>>534819379grub gave me summer lich and crappyka for free. When is this dogshit game going to give me a free ssr on a daily free roll?
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Gay
>MLB'd my biwa hayahide power support with this free roll
>huh maybe shes worth the points now that i have plenty of monie and SP from golshi week
>event chain is -30 energy total
into the trash it goes
>>534819653are you gaslighting or are you being fr right now
>>534819495>he fell for it retard we warned you not to buy since it's currently bugged
So do we wait for Creek to roll or nah?
>>534818564Vodka is really good though as a generic power card
Why are anons still giving (you)s to that shitposting list?
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thank fuck bros
just before they started tallying the points required to stay raised and i was slightly above it
>>534819286it was agnes tachyon, based i have 3LB now
>>534819117i'm sure regular chinese players just play the taiwan version
I got this boy with the paid roll...
>>534819814I hope so
because that's my 5th copy
W-where is the creek banner...
>>534819148I mean, (you) basically swear to spend eternity by her side at the end of the campaign so I don't blame anyone.
>>534819495its her day off bro...
>another episode of a very decorated horse reduced to side / joke uma
atleast the racewear is cool, just missing the bagpipes
I got boxed in hopeless stakes and couldn't get enough fans. That was one fast career. At least I'm done for the day.
I pick my support decks entirely based on how much I want to fuck the girls in them.
The Tazuna stays on at all times.
>>534816553>>534817259Reminder that Key studio praised Cygames for Aston Machan's story. They said the writers are their equals for how kino her story was.
My wife Daiwa woke up from her nap and now she's hungry again (she didn't tell me but I can tell).
next person to ask where the banner is gets bapped with the giant comic relief toy hammer
>>534819908jp vets said before global launched that vodka is really good and people didn't believe it because all youtubers were shilling supercreek and fine motion
>>534819706they are some of the best right now, but stories get better later on
umas like golshi and kitasan have a server lack of important umas to their career modes, kitasan doesn't have any members of her generation for example lol
>>534820032feed her vodka's twat
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Is there even any point to playing this if you already depleted the monies reward?
>>534819148patrician taste, I love seein ojou-sama feathers get ruffled
>>534820147secret golshi sex scene
>>534819947I think her campaign did her justice. Or at the very least, it was decent.
>>534820053it makes sense considering half of golshi's events are just her dragging you to a deserted island or through a forest or something
easy game another week of retaining class 6
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>1* guts
>1 point away from A rank
this fucking game bro
I think (you) should eat your vegetables.
special week will be my CM ace
>>534819895Congratz anon. Took me 130 pulls to get her.
>>534819224? It's right there
>>534820147i guess if you want to have harder races for no reason
>>534818541Does Air Shakur have a single redeeming quality? I have never seen anyone say anything good about her ever
>>534820228I enjoy vegetables.
>>534818541i don't get why curren chan is the highest (as per global uma). all she does is gaslighting me to believe she's the cutest, blocking everything i want her to do (since she has her own way) so all i did was just sit back and watch
If I'm trying to get a 3 star stamina should I bring a mostly stamina deck then? I'm trying to get the best chance by having her stamina at least over 1100
>>534820196nobody here actually wants to fuck goldship right...?
>>534820228Lucky Seven is not worth it
>>534818541uh, how am i supposed to read this
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>383,889 pts
>promotion line is 279,909
>in demotion range
Huh?
I no wakarimastand?
What the hell is the obsession of this general to trick other anons into bricking their accounts?
>>534820280She's uh.... great for retards who have um... ah.. erm... an abusive dyke relationship fetish I guess.
>>534816280post rare cropped porn but never provide sauce
>>534820359I'll volunteer, I'll take the hit so nobody else has to suffer
>>534820280I think many globalfags love Air Shakur. She's for those who don't want to indulge so much in dating sim aspect...
>>534820280she's for women who have the "I can fix them" mentality
What are good affinity parents to stamina spark farm with? I know Daiwa, Vodka and Agnes are good for lots of people.
>>534820510>I think many globalfags love Air Shakurname 3
Finally, a 3 star spar-
>Speed
what's better when it comes to using parents?
going all in on one stat like +126 stamina or having it split into two or three stats like +42 speed +63 stamina +21 power?
>>534820413it's fun. pic related it's me when i post misinformation on /uma/
>>534810087>>534801964have one spot at Mambo and sent you both an invite, whoever is first.
might have another spot in a few days (but big maybe)
>>534820264She can be very violent sometimes.
>>534820280he has the funniest irl death out of all horses in the game I'll give her that
>>534820596Ungrateful bastard
AIEEEEEEEE i want taishin but i can only do a 10 pull. do i gamble
20% chance to get taishin
6% chance to get any other 3star
74% chance to leave with nothing
I'm so tired of beautiful Uma feet trying to convince me that real feet aren't disgusting.
>>534820359extreme homosexual post
>>534820574there are a bunch on xitter
Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.
>>534820280Wise man knows that sometimes you need to serve even the freakiest niche
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>They rolled their free rolls early
>>534819967Thank you, joining
can you believe some retards are actually calling this the greatest sports anime
when are the new banners today
>>534820710I'm going to roll this cunt early one the free rolls drop on half anni
What the fuck do you mean seiun sky can just not give me escape artist at her 3rd event
>>534820660who is this idolmaster character
What sort of statline am I looking for if I want to make a CM Gold Ship?
>>534820660Goldship is physically attractive but she's so much of a gremlin I lterally can't get it up for her.
when bannr????? torena need milky milky!!!!!!
>>534820596Still a very good Maya though, ID?
>>534820738but this is a video game, not an anime
>>534820738and what is the competition other than Slam Dunk and Inazuma Eleven
>>534820413Date Event: Afternoon with Gaslight Dancer
Top Option: Wit +10
Bottom Option: 80% -25 energy, -10 speed
OR
20% +25 energy, +10 speed
>>534820723you didnt wake up at 5 for once
>8 star pieces away from getting Golshi to 3*
>ran numbers and need to buy 5 with FP at 2k apiece
>only have 5k
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS GAME
>>534820598Typically the former
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>>534820359why wouldn't I want to have sexual intercourse with my wife?
>>534820829She's not on my borrow list though.
Pulled 3* with a discounted paid pull
It's a third copy of Rudolf...
>>534820403I think the vertical is the uma's level of romance/love to you, and the horizontal is the (your) dedication to the umas.
what the fuck are career goals
>>5348208121200/1200/1200
>>534820892that's a different guy I just stole his doto
>>534820939The Emperor is above all other petty umas
>>534820879A 9* in one stat is way more valuable just cuz of how stat gain works in this game but something like a 6*power 3*stamina is also acceptable.
>accidentally said no to Aoi's date
>already gimped my career run
I'm so fucking retarded.
Say something nice about an Uma you don't like
>>534820596this meme has to stop
You want speed sparks for runners that have no increased growth rate on speed like Gold Ship
Hitting 1200 speed is otherwise difficult to accomplish,or if you do, it means other stats had to suffer for it
>>534820596>skill listvery nice. What are the odds of a learned skill being inheritable at the end of a run?
>>534821018Fenomeno is so cool...
>>534821012I hear the thug shaker clip in my head whenever I see Air Shakur
>>534820904That's my daughter, anon! Please don't post pictures of her like that!
>>534820904The japs keep drawing her with massive tits and I hope they never stop
>>534821008your Uma made you do it
There are over 70k trainers in Class 6 atm
retention line should be around Top28000 this week
>>534820852well, redditor, allow me to enlighten you
Hajime no Ippo
Tsubasa football
Kuroko no basket
Haikyu!!
are all better because they actually portray the sport instead of turning everything into moeslop
>>534820929>>534820829Oh well, have her if you want
894333402840
>>534821012Oguri Cap is a great parent
Had a nightmare today, I didn't pull shit on the super creek banner, not even SRs...
>>534821137>Haikyuu!!fujoshi slop lol
jarb
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>set Special Week to Late Charger instead of Pace Chaser
>activates her special way more often
so that's why I was not winning
>>534821012Her career is one of the easiest in the game.
>>534821093She is
I love the police bros
Do not roll for Taishin.
SHE'S TRASH IN BOTH GAMEPLAY AND PERSONALITY.
>>534821137but the majority of the show is about the races and training leading up to it
>>534821012Hishi Amazon actually has an attractive body despite having THAT color, THAT smell and being imported from THAT country.
>>534821137>kuroko no basket
>>534821250Yes when guts gets its buff.
Does someone have the list of the extremely long term f2p pulling strat? That has a 5 month gap right now?
>>534821220Am I supposed to read your mind?
>>534819043does it matter for the career? with everything being padded by 400
>>534821250eventually yes but its not a priority until the stat update
>>534821012Oguri cap is not the worst horse in terms of racing
>>534821206>fujoshi sloptrue, but it's still less gay than this.
>the one time it lets me get medium S is the time none of the fuckers show up on stamina
aaaaaaaa
>>534816864imagine trusting your cute trainee just get raped
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Nyoo
>>534821306If you know you know.
>>534821137>well, redditor, allow me to enlighten youholy reddit
>>534821137only hajime no ippo there is respectable bwo
questions about statues - does the selection ever change dramatically, or is it just for any horse I have available? Also, is this currency used for anything else?
got this while farming for the fan count mission, isshe usable without go-home specialist?
>>534821137>ugly ass 80's football >fantasy basketball for homosexuals>the gayest thing a man can do other than gay sex is playing volleyball.>are alll be-ACK(You) are homosexual
>>534821409About that SSR.. have you been.. deCafe-inated
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this selection... is so ass...
>have to do it twice since the new zealand trophy is on the same day as arlington
>>534821261I don't see them riding any real horses in your show about horse riding. This is barely even a sports anime.
>>534821494It's literally just for start unlocking umas you already have.
Will my Taiki survive CM tracks
>No medium proc
>No Swinging maestro proc
Fuck my gay life
>>534821137>hajime no ippook
>haikyuuuma is literally female haikyuu in a spirit. you're outed yourself to not watch both anime
>tsubasaoff with that nostalgia goggles
>kuroko no basketLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534821409Should have waited for the creek banner.
>>534820852was Slam Dunk a good sport anime? I don't remember
>>534821541I love this pun loving hag like you wouldn't believe
>free pull is an SR :D
>it's digichan D:
>>534821137RELEASE THE OXYGEN IN YOUR MUSCLES IPPO
YAMATO DAMASHIII
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>>534821494it's just for umas to already have, and the amount needed for 25 pieces goes up until 5
first is 1:1, then 2:1, then 3:1, and so on
I'm supposed to be using those daily free rolls on the current banner right? I'm not supposed to be saving them for some weird reason, right?
>>534821137>OXYGEN ippo (just go watch Ashita no Joe)>Decent but I don't think it aged the best (just go watch/play the first gen of Inazuma Eleven)>show for women otaku>show for women otaku
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>>534821636>uma is literally female haikyuu in a spirit. you're outed yourself to not watch both anime>this is a good thing
>>534821250erm your friend points for golshi unlock tho!!
GIVE ME NARITA BRIAN NAAAAAOOOO!
Why is Vodka the only uma with any kind of relationship with her father?
>>534821128is it weird that I really wanna suck on mcqueens ears
>>534821714>Uma StanBwo???
I just need to call you a redditor and you automatically lose the argument. Checkmate, liberals.
>>534821675it's one of the most influential mangas ever made for a reason bro
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>>534821659I cannot contain my wish to gamba.
>>534821741Sorry bwo your account is bricked
>>534821250you have like 1 year until this card becomes worth using, your points are better spent on follow slots right now
>>534820413This. I hate all of you
>>534821797Uma x human mating has a 99% mortality rate.
>Nobody in my club posts shoe requests
>Leaving means I'm locked out of looking for a new one for 24 hours
Man I wish I could look at available clubs before quitting.
>>534821746Kuroko no basket is a show watched by everybody, look up who's watching it on YT and it's 90% dudes
I locked my door but my uma still got in
I have 10 rolls
do I roll?
>when daiwa scarlet falls over in the library
>>534821906who even remembers eyeshield 21 anon
>>534821137>are all better because they actually portray the sport instead of turning everything into moeslopYes, I want to watch 15 years of monotonous scheduled training 7 days a week that will portray sport accurately.
>>534821996yes, Yaeno is calling
I hereby declare that I
WILL NOT
use my daily free pull right now
instead i WILL wait until 1AM tonight when the Super Creek banner starts and I will use that free pull to pull Super Creek
That is all
Thank you
>>534821872>posting a picrel of a guy who SAVED his underground mining wage for 6 whole months instead of blowing it on overpriced beer
>>534821797taiki's dad gave you his personal approval to milk those titties
>>534821926Kia has great stats. That is a good card. I use it every run.
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Bros...I'm falling for Taiki Shuttle...
Oguri if you keep eating like that all the calories will go to your ass and tits...
>>534820852Saki unironically
>>534821137Ippo is one of the worst representations of boxing I've ever seen.
>>534822129good mornyan anon
>>534822056...which is why I watch middle schoolers do moe things for 15 years straight, that's what I use my time for
>>534821761>both series have no real "villain">no one wants to lose, even those who don't look like it>sometimes antagonizes those who don't want to win or doesn't love the respective sportshaikyuu is good. but uma is better in some aspects. yes i'm a straight man. yes i'm not inscure in presence of other men.
>>534821137remember when ippo got hit in his face for 200 times and never died for it?
>>534822138look at how short she is hahahaha
Is marvelous sunday the single greats uma design every created
I hear that there's a guts rework at some point, what actually happens to it? Are there any other notably meta-shifts or mechanical changes later too? Not QoL but gameplay changes
Comfy Sex with Gentildonna
>Trainers can't go in dorms
They've had an incident involving sperm and a loaded egg, haven't they?
All stamina support are fatties by default.
>>534822281her hair is stupid
120 pulls and no Taishin. I won't have time to get hit the pity limit. I might get 1 more 10x pull thanks to Goldship, but then that's all she wrote. Brutal stuff. Got 4 Taiki from this stupid fuckin thing.
Is sex with Narita Brian comfy?
>>534822315It's for their safety.
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>be anon from class 6
>get demoted to class 5
>do one or two races for the sake of daily
>immediately get to 705th place
damn class 5 really is easy
>>534821949better do it now anone, you only have 3 days or you get cucked out of club rewards
shortstack should have some free slots
>>534822259isn't there some long arc about him getting traumatic brain injury that's still going right now
>>534822313That, but with Special week
I'm tired boss, tired of running Gold ship careers
Are the SR+ Make Debut tickets in the cleats shop for trainees or support cards?
The daily roll gave me a >Guts SR dupe, and since they give 10 gold cleats when you bin them, can I just effectively trade that out for a different one?
>>534822281her hair is ingenious
>>534822352Your hair looks stupid.
>>534822404Yeah I think I'm just going to hover between 5 snd 6. I'm done with sweat try harding
>Lose career because not enough speed
>After I got a slow metabolism that took 3 turns to heal
fuck this uma I'm going back to meta ones
What the FUCK is up wit hthe 6th race in Tokai Teio's career?
>listed 2nd
>she can barely finish the race
>Mejiro McQueen just rofls half a mile ahead
>>534822186you're a retard and it's terminal.
>>534822242Actually Haikyuu is the worst one on that list since it's just constant japping and boys drama. But even that is slightly better than fucking moe shit
>>534822259he's literally retired due to being punch drunk lmao
>>534822417Might be one of the worst rolls I've ever seen.
Never met a bigger whore in my life than
People should quiet themselves and post their favorite uma.
>>534821906>handeggit's doomed from the start. dying sport which is only watched by 30+ yo burgers. should have been a soccer series or boreball if they want it to sell in japan.
>>534822281I love little horses with BIG boobs!
>>534822417Based, fuck the metaslaves
>>534822375>180cm is comically tall in Japanbaka they're ngmi
>>534822447>>534822534dude looked like this every match he was in
he should be fucking comatose
Eyeshield 21 made being black and super powerful unironically, the last match is the Japanese trying out beat back the blacks base stats
>>534822396The trainer's?
>>534822472Ew. /feh/fugee
time to lose 4% training and ruin my run
>>534822437I'm already cucked out of club rewards, but I guess I'll quit.
How do I find shortstack? The name gives no results.
>>534821926How? It's only .25% chance for Satono and .75% for Kita since it was an adjustable banner. Now current banners are all .75% chace.
>>534822563That old skank is nobodyโs favorite
>>534822672isn't that Kuroko as well lel
>>534822563I want to bang the bang bang
>That weird feel when your first month were non-stop lucky rolls
>Now all your rolls are extremely bad
>But your account is still sorta good because that first month was just THAT good
Abstract kind of suffering.
Can someone post the chart of odds for # of copies on 200 pulls? I wanna jerk off to my number of Incoming creeks.
>>534820738It's the greatest sports anime since Rocky (1976).
>>534822775I can't read this.
Teio has the best lewds and nudes
>>534822703Nah, I play Fire Emblem but /feh/ is both a trash game and way too much of a trash general for me. Haven't been over there for years. I just had the Nino in my folder.
>>534822563I wonder if I call pull for Brian and still save enough for her...
>>534822282Lead contest and Showdown
you can read about them in gametora
>Press rest by accident in the 2nd turn
>Kitasan Black comes to the rescue and gives me a mood up for my retardation
BLESSED RUN
>>534820738Its the best sports anime I've ever watched
so is this uma basically a joke character that crushes 5 G1s in the row if she locks in?
>>534822534>Muh oxygen>everyone tanks 300 punches directly to the face every match>took god knows how many chapters for this to matter>No one actually looks like they're weight class>"Dempsey roll" but intead of being a bob and weave technique is some weird figure 8 super moveFuck off.
>>534821012gotta admit that the real agnes digital is fucking cool
>>534822647That's the average boxer if they had soul anon
>>534822281I guess her new outfit fits her personality more, but still I associate the old one with her more.
>>534822845SR+ means cards. Some guts cards might become good in the future.
>>534822534Not the anons you're talking to, but Ippo fell off a cliff and never recovered years ago. It had a very good run, but it's been a joke for years.
I always give my uma one rest & recreation at summer to see her happily playing in the sea
>>534823024is tanking what should be crippling injuries "soul"?
>>534822281her hair is much more unrealistic than her boobs
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I lost the Arima kinen in golshi mode with this mayano who happened to be my first time winning the ticket because I overdid stamina and now I want to kill myself
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>>534822487same, I read the docs on cm and all the strategy bs made me give up on try harding forever, I'll just pull for the cute umas
>>534823169Yes it builds character
>>534822563Canโt have that when you have assholes shitposting a retarded for (you) list just to start shit and the idiots here feed into that. Shame since this general was better than the previous general I frequented.
>>534822660Meisho is cute too!
>>534823196hoping you get a 3* stam
>>534823169Remember that one time where the author actually showed Ippo have a seriously skillful fight where he completely shat on his opponent outboxer with solid grasp of boxing technique and experience, and then never fucking again?
>>534822563The GOJO of uma musume.
>>534822647considering his generation is dropping like flies, yes he got lucky-ish. Walee/Sawamura/Mashiba/Date/Ippo? have all been mauled to the point they cannot box anymore. And the most recent chapter is not looking good for Sendo
>>534823173Ryan should wear this
>>534822281i love her every time she appears to bully nice nature
>>534823169he just needs a mouthful of oxygen and he'll be fine
>>534822716uh weird I saw a recruitment post yesterday
well whatever if you post your id you will get an invite for a club here eventually
>>534823196oh no no no stamGODS our response???
>>534822841Just cause thereโs a lot doesnโt mean theyโre good
>>534823352i guess tanking punches in the face is not a good strat
>goal complete
>but not 1st place
I want to fucking restart
>>534822950your show has anime moeblobs with fake tails running around and singing idol songs together.
>>534822534>Actually Haikyuu is the worst onekuroko no basuke is the worst one not even close. it's haikyuu but worse. haikyuu actually made me want to play volleyball again while kuroko is not. The unrealistic potrayal thanks to the superpower shit doesn't help either.
Uma has made me want to jog and run again which is why i'm comparing it with Haikyuu.
Also your hate for "moe shit" is baseless and does not actually make you "cooler" like you think. Don't worry i was like that 15 years ago too, you'll start appreaciating it once you get older.
>>534823531not pictured: she is still top in bed
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If you're brocked you're brocked.
>>534823531look like an old tranny version of Top Cun
>>534823614Wait, this isn't Hopeful Stakes...
>>534822563My wife on the day of our wedding
>>53482279236.69578217% chance (1/2.73) of getting exactly 0 drops,
63.30421783% chance (1/1.58) of getting more than 0 drops
bros... im not gonna make it...
Have you MLB'd your air shakur yet?
>>534823637anon... her banner just ended an hour ago...
>>534823614god i hate how my brain automatically plays the losing fanfare when i see this uma stance
>>534823614why is a colt running in a fillies race...
>>534823173it surprises me some people still remember this thing, a lot of early uma material has been lost to time
is it true that T.M Opera O was a very unpopular horse? No wonder cygames made her so ugly and annoying
>missed Kita
>missed creek
I have 10k karats but I donโt know what to save for, can I still play for meta or should I just pull whenever I want?
>>534823512>farm Kikuka Sho sashes>get 3rd>run wasted
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>>534823662Funnily enough.
>>534823531This but Brian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8tHWal34nE
>there is a winning the soul version for taishin
>but not in global
how long did it take for old song to get more singers?
So correct me if I'm wrong:
To make decent parents I should find an uma with good skills and sparks, borrow it along with whatever else I have on my own veterans list, and then just run carreer mode with those two aiming for sparks until I get 3 blue and hopefully other good inheritances? That's the gameplay loop?
>>534822753She's not old at all and I posted her for a reason.
If there are a thousand Pearl fans, I am one of them.
If there are a hundred Pearl fans, I am one of them
If there are ten Pearl fans, I am one of them.
If there is one Pearl fan, it is me.
If there are no Pearl fans, I died.
>>534823557And is a significantly better representation of horse racing than Ippo is of boxing.
>>534823823>how long did it take for old song to get more singers?A while. They gradually update old songs with new vocals over the years.
>>534823569what if I want basketball with superpowers and amazing action instead of japping about muh feelings in your goddamn sports anime.
Kuroko > Haikyuu
Only Kuroko and Hajime no Ippo have it. Haikyuu has 5% good action and then you wait for their speeches to end. It's so tedious.
Somehow I got tachyon without noticing. Only found out when looking through the uma stories.
>>534823512nope
you will see your horse get fucking turbo depressed and suicidal over losing her actual life goals (she can never attempt them again as the second she's out of school she's way past her prime)
(going from goldship to symboli rudolf cracked my neck from the emotional whiplash)
>>534823840yes
1% chance of getting the spark you want btw, assuming you're in the 600-1100 stat bracket
20% to pick a stat, 5% to roll 3*
>>534823750>Should I turn carats into... cleats by impulse pulling then quit the game because I never get what I want?are you retarded?
>>534823747was this something from cygames?
>>534823879Nobody says this.
>>534821029Opera would not insult her senpai
I hope you people realize that, when someone asks to post your favorite uma, they're planning to masturbate to them. You nerds are getting played like a fiddle.
>>534823679It's going to be 0.0075 rate not 0.005 rate banner so chances are a bit better.
>>534823512honest to god I would rather have a whole career that was nothing but first place or fail
>>534823823huh? wait, I don't see her listed in the umamusu wiki article for winning the soul
>>534821196it's not a nightmare, it's the future you chose.
>>53482397622.18723008% chance (1/4.51) of getting exactly 0 drops,
77.81276992% chance (1/1.29) of getting more than 0 drops
15% better okay
When do we get the Super Creek banner? I thought it was today
what is Kitasan saying when you get her friendship training
>>534823901massive cope
where's the jockey?
where's the saddle?
where's the relationship building part with your horse and jockey?
There is none. They sacrificed it to appeal to waifutards.
>>5348240706 hours lil nigga
>Don't spend on the Creek banner they said. Save for the Kitasan Black rerun banner instead they said.
>It's in December well after the half way anniversary and like 25 days before Christmas Oguri
You guys are taking the piss, right?
>>534824070But it finished yesterday?
>>534823969personally i masturbate to a mosaic of the entire uma cast (both jp and global) in order to cuck as many anons as possible at once
>>534823748"unpopular" in the sense that it had a lot of haters. It was a very popular horse
>>534823950not that one but there was a joke character with a big fake horse head made of cardboard very early on, I'll probably die of old age if I tried to search for it, same as the first trailer with the kancolle gameplay and umas tackling each other during races
>>534823942maybe I am, I just need to know what I should be saving for with 10k karats.
>>534821347>he bought u-ma2beyond bricked.
you live a happier life if you just roll, get what you get and adjust
Less than 6 hours till sheโs mineโฆ
>>534823827Who is this slut and why do I want her to give me paizuri while looking at me with disgust?
>>534824131if you keep saving you'll have carats for both banners by december bwo
>>534824101ๅผตใๅใฃใฆ่กใใ!
>>534823840its one of the gameplay loops, yea
u have a 20% chance that the blue spark will be the one u want (fully random), and then up to 10% that said spark will be 3star, depending on the amount of the stat it rolls
you can also try to get white sparks and hope that ull roll good aptitude sparks, but the big stat spark is the most important - once you can get a good legacy, ull have more freedom in ur careers, even if it's not some meta 6pow3stam, and at one point u get the ultimate freedom of not having to rely on legacies as much
i'd say that you should prioritize everything else (horse stories, challenges, semi-workable pvp builds that don't run out of stamina and can compete with other retards in your bracket), and then pogface and basedpoint when you get cool sparks
>>534824246i am going to get your wife with 1 paid daily pull and cum in her and leave her on the side of the road!
>>534822563you got the right idea anon
I can't have sexual feelings toward Oguri. She's like a retarded toddler that can only run and eat well without really understanding why she does either.
>>534822527It's her first and only Long race + first defeat too
that brat was unstoppable until she met Mcqueen
>>534824104>where's the jockey?Blended into parts of the uma's personality/design
>where's the saddle?Not relevant
>where's the relationship building part with your horse and jockey?Portrayed through the uma's relationship with other racers/trainers.
>>534824170You should comfortably have 30k carats for the Kita rerun in december or the anniversary's very generous "all uma" banner at around feb
>>534823727Thank you vtumors, for bricking potential competition.
>another 1000 speed horse with 4 gold skills and B+
fucking end me
>>534824262You should knock her up and becone the father to the cutest uma ever.
>>534824489Nice horse racing show, retard.
>>534824446Pretty easy for me anon, but you do you
>>53482434050 paid carats and a dream.
Cum for Falco if you want her
>>534824101hurricane tempo
Got a good Oguri for CM just now.
3*Stam3*Power2*Speed
4*Medium
Triumphant Pulse/Red Shift/Shooting for Victory
+12 White Sparks
505187225826 if anybody needs it
>>534824532bwo, your 9* speed parent? your MLB kitasan?
>>534824598blessed witgod
>>534824446You do you bro. I'd marry that cutie and have lots of baby making umapyoi with her.
>>534824101"We must drive the Korean dogs from our shores"
idk how they got that one in but there you have it
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Shit run but you love to see it.
I will get MLB Sweep Tosho with this banner. Inshallah.
>>534824508If they're watching this, were they really competition?
>>534824320Thanks
Yeah I'm not planning to grind obsessively but since I'm playing a lot of goldship this week I figure I should optimize my runs a bit. I'll go back to comfy carreer mode with my new umas when it's over.
>>534824864Fairly certain one of Gold Ship's kids was actually trained by his owner to hate gaijin.
>>534823727>beeline burstactively spreading misinformation
quite devious of xer
>>534824864all of them hate zebras
>>534824763Does Oguri have any cute moments in her career/episodes in the game?
>>534824864Special Week hated niggers and gingers IRL
Oh look it's Mayano Top Cun and Kitasan Black hanging out in the guts training again, haha.
>>534824192what's wrong with it anon
it's a good backup if you don't get enough stamina on your uma
>>534824864king halo's mom
>>534823969Anon, I can't even stand the suggestive shit people keep spamming. As cute and attractive as the umas are, I can't fap to them.
>get medium S
>decent amount of rainbows
>win every race
>creek never gives maestro
I swear this shit is hardcoded at this point
>20% to get the stat you want
>10% to get a 3* in that stat spark
>20% to get URA spark
>5% of getting a 3* on that URA spark
>This totals to 0.02% chance of getting a serviceable parent per run.
>Have to do this 6 times to even start training an ace.
Why do you even bother?
I'm currently stuck in the most grim fucking King Halo run of all time
End of Classic year and this bitch has yet to win a single race
haru
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>>534824864haru by a mile
In team trials should I be fighting the strongest or going for the lower team rank? I don't know the difference in the gain
>>534824864anges digital is canonically responsible for the dorm wifi shared ip address having an umachan all-boards permaban for racism
>>534825103Putrid perspective. Spe looks like she has tiny dino mutant arms
>>534822821They are at an audience interaction movie screening (movie unspecified). Digitan and the crowd are cheering for an on-screen Dantsu and Dantsu is being bashful. Then Digitan herself appears on screen and everyone in the theater starts cheering for her, making Digitan embarrassed, with Dantsu noticing.
>>534825180No hopeless stakes?
>>534825180I just stim and have fun
>>534824309Cosmic horror Kitasan
>>534825191That's how all my Mihono Bourbon run ends up. She always finishes 2nd.
Most bpd horse in the game?
What's the next big gibs event after Golshi week?
>>534825251What the fuck Haru
>>534822915This is why you don't check check the skip confirmation box. Too easy to fat finger.
>>534825347Nothing until half anni
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My first double triple crown, didn't know it was possible lol
>>534825332She just doesnโt like you
>>534825067It gets buffed in the future. I don't know who's recommending it in that image but if it's a JP player they might have forgotten
6 MORE HOURS UNTIL I CAN SHOVE MY PAYCHECK INTO ONE SPARK FOR SUPER CREEK
>>534825291thank you tl-san
are they ever going to update the favorite filter system? i need different filters for my race horses and my spark horses
>>534823282>>534823318>>534823391I got the ticket again, this is a signal from heavens, the rate is too low for it to be a coincidence, mayano is asking me to marry her through the dimensions, I can't lose this time bros
I need a club that won't immediately collapse or turn retarded.
>"wtf it takes too much effort to get this perfect reward i furiously desire"
have you tried instead of just letting go of your earthly desires?
>>534825505have you tried exploding?
>>534825501make your own, I'll join
>they just give me Spe-chan for free when I start the game and I never have to pull another horse ever again, only cards that make her better
nice
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i give up trying to make ace Bourbon. Double S and none of them lane in Medium it was 6 medium spark + 1 front 1 turf too. Not to mention no professor of curv
>>534825501>why does every club go through a retard implosion when I join it?
>>534825385Cygenerous wouldn't do that to us
>>534816481Umas would view female trainers are social inferiors, right?
when guts gets buffed do builds change or nah?
you don't ACTUALLY just spam Wits training instead of letting your uma rest, right?
>59400 fans in valentines
>69430 fans in Fan fest
I might blow my brains out, this run was so good stats wise
Kitahara gets to bang this?!!?
>>534825642I love the idea of Super Creek overpowering you when you tell her that you don't want to roleplay as a baby anymore.
>>534825731The trio in grey barely listened to their trainer.
>>534825761Studying IS rest, gaijin
>1000 stam
>1* stam
I hate this game
Have you guys actually sparked an uma banner yet, which one if so? I just realized I always either got it early, skipped or couldn't make it in time.
my Taishin ACE is ready
Now off to make a backup ace only have to pray for the Medium S
>>534825731Considering literally each and every one of them seems to have a mother complex, it's probably the exact opposite.
>>534825759you'll kick yourself for not maxing out Haru's card
>>534825917Push it to 1101.
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>>534820598my 6/3 split between stam/pow feels useful since power gives a big boost to winning races in career while stamina feels like it does nothing to help
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>>534825915when will it end
TEIO
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Teio sure is growing on me
12* medium x 3 0 MED S FUCK YOU KIKE GAMES INFINITE SLEEP DEPRIVED FUCK YOU
odds - pointlessly waste 20 rolls trying to get taishin
evens - save for super creek
>>534825731team rigil seemed to respect their trainer well enough
What proof is Mihono Bourbon?
Ma'am, discos haven't existed in japan since the bubble
>10 runs with a 5* medium parent where the spark didn't trigger
I'm losing my mind
>>534825993you're telling me to buy it from the store or is this another one of /uma/'s tricks?
>>534823950search "Japan World Cup Horse racing" or something idk
Do the increase velocity skills matter for front runners ?
>>534825943your second gold recovery?
>>534825731sometimes it pays to be inferior
How does legacy and sub legacy pink spark work?
I know you cannot go from past A at the beginning but does a parent pink and white spark matter after the initial inspiration?
>>534826225They're lying. You should cleat Urara's card.
>>534826220>18* total pink stars>only has 5* Mediumswow, imagine not getting the right inspiration when you've only done 28% of the work
>>534826212I love this hag so much
>>534825273Always strongest unless you're trying to complete a mission.
*stomach growl*
toreina-san I'm hungr--
>>534826171I hate this game
>>534826212Maruzensky loves white Monster.
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT 6 MORE HOURS FOR SUPER CREEP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534826259thats for gutslets
>>5348264246 more hours to get 10k carrats somehow, let's go!
>>534826415congrats you bricked your account
>>534826225Urara's guts card is actually good and you can rely on it for a while
>>534826415>this retard rolling for Umas now instead of waiting for Seiun, Summer Maru and Christmas OguriHoly mother of brick
>>534826212I'll fill an entire G1 race with our children.
>>534826257Yes. They're unironically the ones who need it the most since their last spurt speed is the weakest among all the styles.
>>534826415congrats on the tachyon
Super Creek gentle femdom with nursing handjob
>>534826243I think your mom is cringe
>Have to get medium spark and swinging maestro spark AND gourmand spark
bwos what are we gonna do until we can pull super creek slots? i think i'm gonna play some gradius...
>>534825103Her story and inviting to a date are pretty cute. Of course she wants to eat, but you become very important to her
>>534826415This is the worst moment to roll for umas anon what are you doing?!
Roll if you want to roll, fuck the naysayers
>>534826421I can be her white monster...
>>534826592Super Creek is not cringe go fuck yourself.
is uraras guts card in the shop good, only non-paid actors please respond
>>534826415Atleast you didn't get 50% losing tickets
>>534826390>he thinks parent and grandparents have the same procc ratelol
>>534826664Only when guts is buffed, since she will never leave the shop you can wait
>>534826664wait for guts rework
>>534826664it's really good but not until first anniversary, you should buy the golshi pieces instead if you don't have her at 3* yet
>>534826664keep it there until guts rework
>>534826664What the other anons said
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>getting chain double speed trainings
>got all these long skill hints
Is this Golshi gonna be the one???? Will she choke in senior year???
reminder not to roll until nice nature banner
>>534826664Yes its good
for Narita Taishin if you like meme guts
>>534825191Cont:
This run is literally fucking cursed
>Zero rainbows in the entire classic summer arc>Failed 2 food events (5% chance btw)>Failed a 2% trainin>This is the run where i find out this game has fucking "negative skills"? Wtf?>Tissues in raffle>Afflicted with both slow metabolism and slacker within two turns, infirmary has failed to remove either one for the third time in a row>16* inspiration gives 68 stats total>The bitch finally fucking dies in a random Takarazuka Kinen career goal raceUnironically the worst run i've ever fucking had
Not sure if I should be happy to expel all the bad luck before the banner arrives later today, or be afraid because there might be an evil spirit that still lingers within me
>>534826664wtf I'm only seeing a black bar
sometimes when i'm starving and eat panda express i bite through the chicken into the plastic fork and have to spit out the plastic. basically its a disaster if i forget to ask for chop sticks. i think oguri cap accidently eats utensils too
>skip race
>win
>watch race
>fucking eat shit
does my uma have stage fright or what
>>534826664Yes it's good. You can even use it with Orfevre when she comes out because you can't use Orfevre's guts card with her. It's a reliable brainless card you can stick in anywhere like Kitasan Black or Fine Motion
>>534826664will be good in 1 year
>>534825731There would definitely be some serious historical beef between the two.
You can't have two slices of your population share the same niche and have them not fucking hate, HATE each other's guts at one point.
Imagine the Uma Pogroms, the Slaughter of the Sabine (Ningen) Women, the Arabian Umacides. Females can and have been vicious to their social competitors.
>THIS IS TEH RUN
> SLEEP DEPRIVED
> NIGHT OWL
> FATIGUE
>SLACKER
INFIRM FAIL X5
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>534826834>you have alerted the Creek
>>534826889someone post it
>>534825191You don't deserve her as a trainee.
>>534826212>ywn worship her sweaty 70's style bush after a night of dancing to the tune of Earth, Wind and Firewhy even live...
>>534825490Is this how you come to despise some Uma? because she took your onsen ticket twice? I think im gonna kill all my daiwas, my bad for playing golshi mode
>>534827038sigh *unzips dick*
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>534823917For me if you're watching sports anime then you watch it for the mainly for the sport, haikyuu made me loves volleyball again, Uma made me run again and got me interested in horse racing. Kuroko just didn't have that pulling power. Haikyuu have good writing which make the competition more compelling and have more weight. Kuroko is just another shounenslop you watch with your brain off not to mention shittier animation compared to haikyuu.
>>534826621>3rd dialogue boxThat pulls the heartstrings. Thanks that was cute
>>534827150I like Tickezo's crying more
>>534827184She is a total country bumpkin, but really sweet
>>534826859sounds like a 3 power 3 turf spark to me
>>534816652I'll cum on her hair so she can use it as conditioner!
So can someone explain me since I'm retarded how much harder golshi mode is??
>950 speed
>900 stamina
>Lost URA medium
?????
>Finally got Tiny
Thank you Golshi you are my greatest ally.
the guts rework drops tomorrow
>>534826594thats why you use pot 3 oguri to take one of those out of the equation
>>534827325wait it affects difficulty?
>>534826212Obligatory
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc
>>534820852ping pong transcends sports anime. it's also willing to say that most people aren't built to be pros and playing a sport can actually make your life worse.
>>534827325it just gives the umas better stats
>>534827373a rolling stone
>>534827263Is she now? Which part of Japan is Oguri from?
Country bumpkins are the best
>>534827325Who cares. Just mindlessly run it 20-40 times to get the money and bail.
>>534827325Umas have better stats. That means they don't die on the Medium URA and you need to make sure you're actually ready for it.
6 more hours until I file for bankruptcy
>bring 5 (F I V E) speed cards
>Z E R O speed rainbows for 7 turns in a row
>>534827573I had a hotsprings ticket, so it hurt my soul
Demotion... rewards? Why?
>>534827325>800/500/800lost at URA qualifiers
>700/700/700won the URA finls
same parents btw
THATS GOLDSHIP BABY
>>534827687you want nothing?
>>534827658Well, if that makes you feel any better you were bricked to begin with.
>>534827159>shittier animation compared to haikyuu.false
>>5348276585 speed is meta
I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt
>>534827687If you didn't get demotion rewards it would be better to stay in your current rank than to rank up and then get demoted.
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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE
SO
CLOSE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If we all agree not to whale nobody has to give up money to compete in PvP...
>>534827687They gave you 50 carats to fuck off.
>>534827814>no medium Srun it again
>>534827687everything in this game is designed to keep you playing so they reward you even if you fail.
>>534827419>affinity on all distances besides sprint>affinity on both track types>OP unique skill>guaranteed gourmand skill hintWhat did this fat fuck do to deserve it??? There's just no fairness in this world.
>special week is from Hokkaido
>speaks normally
>yukino bijin is from northern Japan but not Hokkaido
>speaks like a hick retard
do people in Hokkaido not have an accent?
President Rudolf should release the Satano files
I prefer umas with large milkers
Why have I ended up in Saudi Arabia
>>534827858if you are blocked
you are blocked
>>534827814How many stam sparks?
>>534816553An uma I will remember!
>>534827898Because she is the GOAT
I wish you nothing but garbo luck on your summons today
>>534820738Its up there with Slam Dunk, Ippo and Hungry Heart: Wild Striker
Uma made me cheer and cry, that raw emotion which is extremely nlacking especially this decade of shows.
>This will put you at 10 consecutive races
>golshi wins anyway
I don't understand how this game works
>>534827898Oguri is the gen 1 Alakazam
>>534827926symboli rudolf please save us
My deck consists of a single 0% spec prio card for each stat type + Tazuna.
I let God decide.
>>534828116its a race game
I hate Satono Diamond.
I seriously fucking hate her.
>>534828135Sorry bro shes too busy training
>>534827867too lazy desu rather have 100/100 tp
>11 med sparks
>Golden inspiration
>No Medium spark
Motherfucker.
>>534827938Reminder that Nakadashi Festa's trainer played chicken-off-a-cliff on bikes against delinquents for a girl he didn't even know the name of.
What a fucking Chad.
>>534828116you will feel right at home in MANT
>>534828273Not sure why you hate her, she gives me a huge chunk of stamina stats
>>534827517Sorry if I took so long
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126096926
>>534828304>2 mile sparks 12 med sparks> gold inspo>mile A
>>534828304w-what's sweepy-chan doing? Why is she kneeling like that?
>>534828273Watch your back, toreina...
>>534826393I want to fuck this granny and reminisce about how good our cars are compared to modern sloppa.
Damn golshi mode got hands, unless you are autistically just playing for the sake of beating it and doing only speed and a bit of stamina
how the fuck do 9* parents even exist, I keep getting wits * and speed * with 1100k speed, it's crazy how rng this is
when do you make the time to train gorillion wits when you automatically lose without speed and power
>>534828421>anime trainerSomething about this guy just grosses me out every time he's shipped with someone.
>>534828458Thanks anon, may the three godness bless you
>>534828276>Railing Rudolf in her office while Teio knocks on the door wondering what sharpening.
>>534828464Ok that's worse.
>>534824446Suit yourself bro.
I started 4 days ago and dunno whatโs good
I'm so done with trying to farm medium S, this nigger game has robbed me more times than I can remember.
My CM team will win with pure luck idgaf anymore.
>>534829335every horse is good or terrible depending on your support cards
>>534821741they don't carry over you are supposed to use them
>>534829581Second page. So far iโve only won with Bakushin
>>534829116zero rainbows in second summer its fucking bricked
>>534826594tfw the only three star spark I have is dirt
>>534829520Thatโs good to know. Also should you prioritise training that has friends even if itโs a stat you donโt need?
>>534829939it doesn't even count if the blue spark isnt 3 star as well
>>534830048Early on you probably are going to want to jump to another stat if you see it has four horses on it.
>>534828609what are you keeping her wondering for toreina-san? Just invite her
>>534830159The fuck is a Blue Spark.
I've gotten S-Dirt off of 3 star dirt.
>>534830369colorblind bros...
>>534830573Bro blue is not a color that means anything to me.
Green means go, Red means no, yellow means maybe go.
Is blue good?
>frogposters
yeah, i'm leaving to greener pastures
Why do they know what a horse length is?
>>534831424It was revealed to them in an inspiration event
>>534831424They asked their neighbour.
give me your taishin energy im gonna 10 pull
HOOOO------
>>534820261how are they harder?
>>534831424Presumably they would have average uma statistics same way there are average human statistics.
Just select a standardized length to assign to each (two feet, one meter, etc)
>early accupuncture for charming
>dont miss
aww yee
>>534832537enemy umas have better stats
Stop posting sniffable umas
>>534833173>Oguri Cap when she is racing against me versus when I run her
Horses are pack animals who chose a male to lead them, a harem is possible
When will Marvelous Sunday be released?
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