Thread 534822598

Hoods still make you mostly bald edition

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>>534822598 (OP)
Post your male character and receive a weapon!

post breasts

reasons why i deserve a fujo or yume eb and you dont:
>ill play the game with her
>ill make her the tenant on my house and let her decorate it while im at work
>ill kill anyone who targets her in pvp
>ill watch and listen to whatever she wants with her
>ill dress my male character like her favorite saja boy or love and deepspace crush
>ill do sleepcalls and send hand pics
>ill make sure she always knows what she means to me

my threadcrush consumes too much fagslop...

NAMEDROP YOUR THREADCRUSH

>>534822776
Male middie's not beating the pathetic simp accusations any time soon

our femezen is

>>534822847
I'm really sorry...

fifth for femra!

>>534822776
doing things for women actually makes them actively dislike you

>>534822847
Is it me...?

>>534822776
Yeah! you sound like a perfect match to someone out there anon!

>>534822712
this better be a good weapon roll...

>>534822776
>love and deepspace
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?
You cannot be a Caleb or a Sylus

>>534823036
I learned about it from a salesposter in a gacha general

>>534822776
I love getting a hopeless doormat yesman of a husband so much I have no idea why you aren't taken already

>>534823036
>she plays LOVENDEEPSPACE
didn't know you were a goddamn CHEATER

>>534822893
COMING IN FROM THE TOP ROPE
OH MY GOD
SHE'S GOING FOR A FLYING DHAMEL KICK
WHAT WILL REY M'YSTERIO DO?!

>>534822776
Those things in your post - they only work when it's the woman doing those things for the man. If the man is the one doing it, you're just a simp in the friend zone.

That's what's wrong with people. Men started doing everything they want their girls to do, and women started doing everything they want their men to do. This results in repulsive men and repulsive women.

>>534822878
I am maddeningly I love with Anonymous

Thought of you bitches.

>>534822878
Anon...it's (You)!

>>534823250
yeah...

Which Male Midlander is what Primarch and who is the Emperor?

Useless mahjong tutor, sad she's anonymous would had thrashed on her on twitter.

>>534823308
I wish I knew 40k lore to entertain this

>>534823308
Remus is the god emperor of male middies

>>534823036
Sis, LADS is played by a disturbing number of women here.. it's not the wild guess you think it is

On a mass planetary social evolution scale NA (Canada/USA) is lightyears ahead of EU.

Think about it and it makes sense.

Anyone with any sense wants to move to NA from EU.

>>534823250
my wa is like this

>>534822942
thats why you keep your mom disappointed i take it
>>534823036
all but the merman
>>534823194
talk to your girlfriend about this, im interested in fujos and yumejos not you and your thoughts

>>534823308
40kfags out.

>>534823250
Okay so what if it works...

What kind of hotbar setup is this!?!?

Don't click if you don't like BBC
https://files.catbox.moe/kndfki.jpg

Post art of your WoL

>>534823036
>WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?
Not that anon, but every terminally online woman that I know. I have to hear about games like that and Infinity Nikki from my female friends about as much as shit like the anime horse girl game and Tarkov from my male friends.

My lalaboy is farm raised and organic

>>534823527
This inspires fear

Some games will either go like this, or I'll get focus lb'd + cc'd focus while my own team forgets they have an lb.
Make it make sense.

>>534823420
how did you know wtf...

>someone you're friends with mentions they like certain aspects of a character
>use the in game fanta that lets you change your character literally whenever to be more like that
>this is being a useless doormat instead of doing something nice for someone you like
i love how everyone expects the perfect match to their ideals to magically fall into their lap and if anyone shows interest in them and tries to meet that they immediately get turned off

>>534823104
>>534823454
Son of a bitch they're learning
>>534823629
>He even knows about Nikki
ACK
>>534823132
>Cheater
Oh YEAH would a cheater have all the wedding outfits + ring of their faovirte LI? Don't think so.
>>534823494
>all but the merman
Agreed. I'm not crazy about Xavier either, desu. The king banner was cool but I didn't bother logging in for it or resubbing my aurum pass
Final Fantasy XIV Caleb would be a male midlander btw

>>534823674
You play a Miera of course you'd get the gayest weapon

i would never smile in front of a female; smiling is a sign of weakness
i also never wipe my butt because touching a man's ass is gay
real men are covered in shit and crawl on all fours unga bunga style like God intended

>>534823527
the NA monkey FEARS the JP commander (who clicks everything)

>>534823674
i have a high functioning Gaydar

The setup is so obvious

In NA any moron can succeed
In EU even if you were a super genius you'd still be stuck dependent on welfare at the whims of bureaucratic doctors

If you don't admit this now you might as well be next

>>534823752
People like it when you're naturally what they want. Going out of your way to be what she wants is jeet shit

>>534823794
Leave my miera brother alone.

>>534823527
bro got a whole ass joystick on his hotbar

>>534823752
If I'm not someone's perfect match I will do everything in my power to prevent them from getting closer, simple as.

>People are such pathetic simps that even old married women get attention just for existing here
this place sucks ass fr fr

>>534823752
I'm your friend.
Please fanta to a femezen with big boobs.

>>534823882
Insecure jeet post

tribbing the next femlala catbox

>>534823752
Altering yourself or your behavior for a woman shows your own vanity and lack of character. There are less destructive ways to show your attraction to someone, especially with the fickle nature of relationships and attraction in current times.

>>534823250
I do this with my friends but it's usually some fat or ugly small animal.

My femlala rps as a vegetarian and refuses to eat food with meat in it.

she’s a healer so no one cares anyway ;____;

>>534823036
>>WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?
Sis, literally every single person on 4chan, male or female, if they have ever played a gacha game they know about LADS. Every single gacha thread is subject to sales shitposting, and LADS is always part of that conversation because it does well on the monthly shitpost charts.

LADS is also in the conversation because literally every fucking thing about females in gacha seems to get censored. Fucking everything. There are like 1 or 2 gachas that cater to males exclusively, and they are CONSTANTLY targeted by Discord groups to have YouTube videos taken down and then reported to the CCP, and of course none of this is fair or reasonable or rational, because LADS exists and no one cares and it's CCP yet everyone leaves it the fuck alone and you can have very explicitly implied penis in vagina sex and no one bats an eye, meanwhile females in bikinis have to have even their chibi models censored.

>>534823469
Miki back me up here
real men should be caked in shit

>>534823752
>express my preference towards a race
>person I'm not really close with but wants to impress me fantas to it
>immediately asks me to do EB things assuming that now I like them more than before
Yes, being so insecure in yourself that you have to follow someone else's tastes to find a purpose IS being a useless doormat .

>>534823752
Yeah anon idk, people are complicated(imo) but I’m positive and firmly believe there’s people out there that likes to see their partner go out of their way and do for em whilst some don’t

>miqote
>malezen
>miera
>malera
>middie
In that order
>>534824005
Everyone gives each other attention here. Fellas, is it gay to reply to a post?
>>534824150
Me irl

is there any reason why none of the artifact armors (-arr ones) can be put in the armoire?
What even is this thing purpose?

my femra loves rapi: red hood

reletnless reaping is filtering me bwos

>>534824218
Is that the Saja Boys

>>534823752
My femlala is personality - driven, no fanta will make you more like estinian.

>first boss of new dungeon
>low dps because people dying
>get to 3rd 4th 5th versions
>not a fucking clue which is safe first
>everyone dies again
how are you meant to tell or is it if you didnt remember get fuckedlol!!!

>>534822712
W-w-w-what about me femra...

>>534824081
Whatever you wanna believe

I click my hotbar. I will never stop clicking my hotbar. I will not fatigue my pinky finger to press shift and I will not reach further than 7.

>>534824225
For seasonal and store stuff. It has infinite capacity but glamour dresser does not.

>>534823794
>>534823851
Does that mean Hammer is the most gay weapon because it's my main weapon

>>534824225
>What even is this thing purpose?
It's basically just for event shit and achievement points shit. Even the event shit, sometimes it can take several patches before you can put it into the armoire.

You probably want to keep the level 60 af gear, btw. You get a free set of it and it's dyeable. The only way you can rebuy it is with seals which can be difficult to obtain.

I want to make an alt account to goon on. Anyone have experience with this regarding mare? Do I got to set it all up again for that other account?

Are our pvp ebins omega/ultima rank yet or are they washed?

>>534824367
NTAs but yes obviously
>pic
oh you're GAY gay

Never eat…a meatloaf…

>>534822712
What kinda weapon?

>>534824153
poor nutritionally deficient osteoporosis lala...

>>534823782
the crow and the doctor seem reasonable. caleb? is a little out there but not too outrageous
>>534824145
altering yourself and behavior outright is odd, but there are other ways to incorporate little things that would make her smile

>>534824367
No that just means you're also a retard.

>>534824287
The clicking timers, Anon.

>>534824367
it's the player that makes a weapon gay, not the weapon.

good morning. . . .

>>534822748
Made them big for this shot, just for fun!

>>534823308
My male midlander would be The Lion, but if anyone else he would the equerry of Sangunius in 30k: Raldoron.
40k? Gaunt.

>>534824341
I use aszx, I use my thumb for alt, and I do not reach further than 4

>>534824367
>Check back in on this game
>Still no performance update
>Japs are pushing the expansion out faster
Why is it hard for the Japanese to understand people don't like this game because the performance is ass

>>534823308
My suncat is the Tariana Palos of /xivg/
Also Highlanders are primarchs

my femlala done got bit by a copperhead

>>534824341
I personally use 1~6 and then QERFXC, it's enough and you don't have to do weird stuff with your hand, plus, if you have a mouse with side buttons you can assign those to ALT/CRTL, zero hand issues since now the modifiers are on your other hand.
Clicking stuff in my hotbar always felt clumsy and kinda finicky.

Did I cop her look chat

>>534824512
huh what do you mean?

>>534824505
>gay retard
well you got me there

>>534824240
Cindy > Rapi

>>534824553
Please don't make me goon again

>>534824341
I use 1234QERFHZXC, it works quite well desu.

>>534824367
hanmers are gay because they're shaped like penises
why aren't you caked in shit

>>534823859
"is this your card...?" type portrait

>>534824169
True. I have been asked by a few of my friends on why "the game I play" is always on those charts. Unfortunately I wish I didn't have to explain that the game basically chokeholds you into $pending for the stuff you want. I've basically stopped playing after the wedding banner just to save money and maybe I'll roll on the summer one but who knows.
I wish we didn't have the gacha model and we could buy what we wanted, but I guess our monkey brains would've been hardwired to gambling sooner than later anyways

>got tilted about housing
>was feeling menhera over it
>eb: "let me try"
>also gets menhera over it
My GAM truly is my perfect princess

>>534824690
you lost the poll bitch and you're not even in the new chapters

>>534824668
People really do ship themselves with that cat.

>>534823752
I was thinking about this but in the end it is better to find someone. That likes you for your own preferences as well. Don't be a bunboy because some 30+ woman might like you more.

>>534823308
The Emperor is a Malera

>>534824218
>graha
>aymeric
>hythlodaeus
>emet
>zenos

>>534813421
Sorry for the late reply. Work breaks entirely too short lol. And so long as they aren't Lalafel I'm good with anyone, but Ter'zi definitely has a strong, but (currently) hidden deep in the closet, love of manly men.

Also, incredible pic...

My moonie will be wearing her skirt (and all the other stuff) when she makes burgers later at night today

If her creep brother is a creep she won't cower she'll just tell him to fuck off

*gulp*
Umm....

>>534824367
>pounding things
Even GAYER

i want moonie

>>534824668
FEMRA X CATBOY KINO

>>534824710
>only 1234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lNFVcbcTcY

>invite people to do content
>people agree and dont actually end up doing it with me, or make an excuse, or just ignore me
>fanta to female and invite people to do content
>people agree instantly or if they think it's too hard for them they offer to do something they can actually do
why the fuck did i ever play a male character are people really this fickle

>>534824169
I actively play gacha games and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

my fiddie accidentally clicked the wrong UI button on penumbra and now her UI looks weird...

>>534824929
You are lying.

>>534824764
Rapi just had her relationship development reset by a fucking side character in an event. Bitch is literally a waste of space with NO progress or purpose at all.

>>534824671
oh i see after watching a vid. the timers only appear for aoes or knock back, not together. thats easy to tell then

>>534824913
people are complicated, but I mean hey ur getting people to commit and play that’s huge!

>>534824912
I'm ONLY 171cm. No bully.

i am
a male moonie

>>534824668
>>534824909
we love this, chat

My malezen and his wife

>>534824218
zayne is my favorite.. malezen is true..
>>534824812
i would say he's way more stoic than aymeric, aymeric is brimming with optimism and joy but otherwise truth nuke

It's over. I'm fighting against him

hair soonTM

>>534824169
I'll never forgive the CCP for taking Dehya's ass and Nilou's bellybutton from us...

>>534824929
I agree with that anon, you've been living under a rock
Haven't you heard about the game that tracks your period? That's this game.

>>534824872
have this one >>534824852

>>534824812
Knowing the characters I'd say this is more
>[I don't know a stoic, aloof, sleepyheaded substitute for this that is a miqote]
>Urianger
>agree but Raf is a miera no doubt
>maybe in the sense of villian/bad guy -> lover trope, sure. He's a little thancred coded, though.
>NO WAY he's your childhood bestfriend and even when he has to have a tough guy act with you he wouldn't fight you. Ardbert 100%
>>534825102
>being too tall for the bed
CUTE

Anyone know?
>>534824414
>>534824414
>>534824414
>>534824414

>>534825081
According to my chart here, it says you are well within bully territory.

>>534825162
Gayshit is without a doubt the worst offender. It's even worse because bulges are allowed to have jiggle physics.

>>534825151
it's so ass

>>534824547
Good morning small wife, I don't remember you going on the stage

>>534824547
good morning cute femlala who makes me smile

>>534825181
but i cant see moonie...

>nikke mentioned in the thread
OH BOY!

>>534824913
>Get invited to do content
>Dogshit piece of shit fucking garbage Taiwanese microchip sweatshop made garbage piece of FUCKING SHIT 5070 shits itself
>can no longer engage with content because Nvidia sucks cock
BRAVO
R
A
V
O

man we really only have the most absolute trash avatar posters left, huh

>>534824990
No, I'm not. You're just stupid.

>>534825176
No, I haven't heard of that.

>>534825325
And me!

>>534825325
I stopped posting so people would forget about me

>>534825263
I did super early, I was like the third one up?
>>534825278
wehh... thank you..

>>534825325
>complaining about avatarposting
>on /vg/
retard

>>534825075
this isnt even just anons, my normie fc is acting the same despite me having played a middie for years in the fc

>>534823308
There is only one answer for Sanguinius and none of you are ready for it
It's the blond one with blue eyes

>>534824468
> osteoporosis

She drinks milk tho… veganism is unnatural

>>534824169
It's insane that ZZZ is perpetually the target of outrage for being a "gooner game" and then you play it and its' watered down DMC
Then Love and Deep Space has fucking PIV porn scenes in it and tracks your period and no one bats an eye

>>534824913
All female characters should fantasia to a male character for one full month so they can tell who their real homeboys still are.

>>534825323
If it makes you feel any better, we didn't make it to the end on any of our maps and made like no money lol
>>534825361
>rare face 2
HOO WEE
>>534825128
>you were a zayne and malezen enjoyer
I can see it and I'm nodding irl. They go hand in hand.

>>534825387
/pet
>>534825412
i dont care if people avatarpost, im just saying the ones we have left suck
>>534825392
https://youtu.be/4gLVqjIvokc

>>534825325
sorry, it will happen again

>>534824913
I can't crack male characters eggshell

>>534825325
Product of the environment, I'm afraid.

>>534825462
>twitterfag reaction gif
You don't belong here.

>>534825406
Can't believe I missed this...

Look, I gotta ask... Did you forget that Hell is forever?

sphene status?

>>534824691
Oh you actually liked that? How about this? https://files.catbox.moe/o8kw8h.png

>>534825595
>we're moving goalposts now
I have been here significantly longer than you have. Since long before /vg/ even existed.

FREE AT LAST, SISTERS, I AM FREE AT LAST!

>but what about Blue M-
FREE AT LAST!

>another one of my ff14 bros turned trans
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Bruh.

>>534825665
Super cute

>>534825693
he was never your bro in the first place

>cooming
>*crickets*
>cooming, but for women
>649 replies omitted, click to view
The internet has existed for way too long for "women are also horny" to be a revelation for some of you.

>>534825323
Zayum

>>534825325
I also stopped posting, it’s just not worth it

>>534825418
Ya I feel anon, people can be petty like that for sure. but don’t let it bog you down if anything it just shows you where you stand with ur fc mates and what not

The Sandoria raid resets tonight and I can get another piece of cute glam

>>534825724
>Ronald spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc

>>534825685
Free from what nigga? Still got a lot of jobs to max out

>>534825753
I legitimately can't believe the average age is around 30 here and these dudes are still hopelessly simping for women who are taken

>>534824913
I'll commit to playing games with you anon. DC and where do you loiter so i can find you tomorrow at 6pm EST?

Post em

>>534825753
Same I know this because I have sex with lots of hot women

>>534825753
Alas, "my wife never wants to fuck, woe is me" boomer humor is still a prevalent stereotype for a lot of people after decades of it.

>>534825325
I only post my character for anchors

Facts about me:

>Gay
>Don't like women, don't like hearing their voices, don't like hanging out with them, don't like when men talk about them
>Like cocks
>Like manly masculine men who look like your dad
>Can't fucking stand women
>Like kissing and cuddling and impregnation roleplay
>God, I hate women

>>534825675
It's a pretty bad picture, hands are clipping like crazy and it's a boring angle. For someone who does this all the time you really should be better at it by now.

>>534825497
I did this and no longer get sexpested or simped over, it's quite liberating

>>534825990
ZS...

>>534825746
Idk just because things got weird as of late doesn't invalidate the time the guy spent with his bro.

>>534824553
Nice, now I have something more to grope while I press myself against her back.

>534825990
Didn't ask.

>>534825325
shan't be posting my catboy

fat hroth is unintentionally one of the best posters currently

>>534825684
Here since 2005. Get the fuck out.

>>534825753
a large majority of men on the internet know absolutely nothing about women

>>534825325
>caring about avatarfags
Line up against the wall, you are part of the problem.

>>534825665
Lyse'd

>>534825693
Is this about me... wait it can't be...

>>534825871
All I need is at least one in each category if I ever feel like doing the Role Quests, I have 0 desire to level a new job in XIV in the next decade.

>>534825675
Ngghhh fuckkkk here I go

Why does Kat get to schizopost day in day out and never get banned but i post something on topic and get a 3 day for it

>>534825221
I guess bullying and teasing will just follow me anywhere I go... I accept my fate. Begrudgingly.

>>534825325
The thread couldn't handle me if I went all out with my avatarfagging. I keep my power contained for your sake...

>>534826131
>>534825517

is the new 750 doh/dol gear the last ones we're getting until 8.0?
Don't want to invest in another thing that'll last a patch...

>>534826060
Can't be him, he's always nice and friendly to me

>>534824886
wife

>>534825665
Lyse'd along with Wuk Lmao

>>534826138
congrats on being your trueself sis :)

>>534825907
I will not save a screenshot if Wuk is visible in it

>>534826117
see >>534825462
I accept your concession and I will be hiding your posts.

>>534825693
sorry bro repping became too painful

>>534825325
yeah, sorry

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I don't want the avatarfags to go away, I just wish they got better gimmicks.

>>534826168
Kat gets banned all the time, he's just better at evading. He's stacking the trans, finnish, and schizo racial bonuses to the hacking skill.

>>534826124
There's not much to know about them other than they're people who society has disincenticized them from developing any real interests and passions and a personality.

Women are the biggest victims of society which is quite perverse when one of the founding reasons for society is safety for women.

>>534826203
There will be one more set

>>534825746
>>534826073
No he means he was never his bro because he is his sis

>>534826368
i wish they had any gimmick at all, none of them are fun they just make terrible blogposts

>>534826263
Thanks... wait no...

>>534826356
A walking skeleton.

>>534826434
I know I was being a shithead.

>>534826168
/xivg/ isn’t fair anon! It’s survival of the fittest here! Wisen up or DIE UNDER THE HOT ULDAHN SUN

>>534825693
The two short friends I have from middle school both trooned out as adults. How do we save our short bros from this fate? Are lalaboys destined to become lala"girls"?

>>534825325
Absolutely.

My femra is about to drink 1 liter of cachaça. All alone in her dark gloomy room.

Do you guys think we'll ever get account wide achievements/mounts?
Making a second character has been cringe af

>>534826395
despite typing all of that, i can still hear your desperate for pussy voice saying it

>OH EM GEE I REPORTED HIM HOW IS HE STILL HERE
Bro, Vauthry has banished me from the realm like 500+ times this year alone. Multiple times every day, it's a 30 second process sneaking back into Eulmore if you have a dynamic lockpick instead of a static one.

>>534825325
real

>>534825325
is it me

>>534826495
I honestly wish you'd just kill yourself Tzera

>>534826425
My nerubian queen

>>534826539
Sorry bud I'm Kat and I like men

>>534826349
It's okay... I should have known when you fanta'd to a femra and switched to that puppygirl avatar
We're still cool

>>534826495
bleaching this moonie's nose with semen

>>534825325
I'm here too!

>>534826491
thank you for posting miya kabuto

>>534826591
It's Ter'zi, man. And no. I shan't.

>>534826553
Even simpler than that, just flush your lockpick!

idk about you bros but I could sure go for a squibute right about now

>>534825907
Soon.

>>534826591
that’s tzera?

>>534824414
>>534825217
You can create a new mare code using the same account you created in the discord. It will act as a separate sub account on mare, you will get a new Nintendo code and anyone synced to it will be independent from your other mare codes. And in the mare window you can decide that it will apply to specific characters of yours.

Meaning your main character can have one code where you have your friends and join syncshells etc.
While your gooner alt or alts can have their own mare codes or share the same one if you wish. And they will have their own syncs and their own syncshells.

This also works across FFXIV accounts, so you can use your mare on newly created trial accounts without having to go through the steps of setting up mare to another discord account.

>>534826534
I'll bring the limes for caipirinhas, might as well drink in style

>ranked
>vs double healer comp
>keep pinging to attack the AST
>another person keeps pinging to attack their DRG
>DRG never dies because it's getting juiced by two healers
>we lose the war of attrition over and over because I'm the only one focusing the AST
>this is like the 4th game this has happened

Is it my fault? I don't see how you're supposed to win with the AST alive.

Older pussy hits different

>>534826168
>and never get banned
He's constantly getting banned, he just evades

>>534826534
>>534826756
Heck yeah, let's drink and listen to Bossa Nova while idling in Ul'dah ehehehehe

>>534825325
Can you post your character please?

My khagan is out here dying for squibute.... cough cough......

lmfao

>>534826168
Cowards don't use rangebans enough.

>>534826737
No. It's (my ) Raina's alt

>>534826893
*pours Squirt soda directly into your mouth*

my moonie will do anything for another hit of gaelicatnip...

>>534826857
>goblin thumb
ew

my fiddie? she's like this

>>534826323
Twitterfag hiding posts because he can't block me on this website. Sad!

>>534826853
>akemi/anon - "I can fix them fags"
That's me!

Oh so I was thinking about it last night (new to the thread) I’m like 80% most ebins are just peoples alts I have no evidence but I mean like cmon is an anonymous image board (it’s a possibility)

>>534826646
I want to goon with you over discord cause I'm too lazy to erp

>>534826981
What does this mean?

>>534826960
Thanks queen that was a close call......

>>534827018
Wait until you hear about alter

>>534826534
My femra is halfway through her 6th beer and it's only 5 pm

>>534827046
No problem khagan, anything else you need before I take my leave?

>>534826745
Do I do it through the discord bot?

>>534826853
>not on the list

is llamatodd considered chudcore now?

>>534825753
Why would it be common knowledge?
most women on the internet barely pay attention to anyone who isn't a chad fuckboy so why would random nerdy guy on the internet know anything about their sexuality?

>>534826575
You’re the best poster!

wish alter wasn't on sarg, it's kind of a dogshit server

>>534827029
DM me then!

>>534827162
Extremely

>>534827129
sis....

>>534827180
alter is kind of a dogshit fc, so it fits.

>>534827129
Very based sis, let's get fucked up, surely the drink will make us feel better hehehe

>>534827098
Wasn't that suppose to be a "fresh start" type of thing, but within the first day people were already coincidentally only playing with people who they would play with on their main?

I guilt tripped my EB who is cheating on me but thinks I don't know but I do know it's just a cold war "does he know????" type situation into letting me order something off ubereats again.

Hmmm, I think I'll get some whisky....

>>534827162
How many bridges did he burn?

>>534826356
Hello my Thav- Brazilian wife

>>534827180
the scopefag is still in alter so don't bother

>>534823308
https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/91c210c0997f14afd9772f31de45aac98884d27c
for reference

>>534826893
>*pees on you*
fuck off

>>534825325
Why would anyone smart still be here?

>>534826853
>threadcrush is only shipped with me
feelsgood bros

>>534827251
Friends already knew who each other were, and then you have that purple faggot playerscoping the entire FC and everyone just slapping them on the wrist about it.

>>534827018
You're a bit late to this realization, but we're proud of you for getting there.

>>534827251
Yes, the whole point was to be anonymous, but the usual suspect attention whores of the time immediately made it obvious both who they were, and also only interacted with their usual orbiter buttbuddies

>>534827181
Maybe I'll annoy you in game when I see you around the crystarium again (I do actually want to ERP but sometimes I'm lazy and like ooc garbage)

>>534827146
Yes, that is correct. And I believe the setup should be self explanatory with the options you get, but if not then post them here and we can figure it out together.

My moonie on the gains train

>>534825325
there's fucking NOTHING TO DO and has been nothing to do for a fucking year and counting
If you don't raid SE has said FUCK YOU there's nothing for you to do.
If you dropped the game in 2024 and came back now you would be caught up on MSQ and dungeons and normal raids in 5 hours of playtime

>>534827162
>gets mild pushback on his schizopost calling anyone who isn't a jaded raidoid a mindless sheep
>turns into a maga larper
lmao?

>>534826853
Another list dodged

>>534827443
That's fine, meeting up can be arranged too!

>>534827327
Thanks queen, normally I need to pay for that
/bow

>>534827518
you're bullshitting, no way that's real

>>534826853
i'm not entirely sure what im looking at

uh oh

>>534827269
>tfw you learn a 'secret' on accident while the other person keeps coming up with different excuses that you know are lies
Swear to God some people really know how to tie their own noose far too well
Anyways can you get me a pizza, New York style please

>>534827162
He realized ragebaiting is more profitable, and there is a huge market of young men he can tap into. I support him.

>>534824419
Ranking up from bronze is a complete rngfest, so, and the rng is never on your side.
Casino house rules.

I once again humbly request for someone to end my femezen's suffering.

>>534822712
is it gonna be shiny

>>534827629
He's not kidding. Mild meltdown.

>>534827018
I have like 15 different fiddies and I'm constantly changing all of their glamours and hairstyles constantly

Do you have multipe EB's or side pieces?

>>534827146
>>534827464
It's the "create secondary UID" option. You can make a total of 20 different ones.

>>534826853
>Someone who deleted their character is on there
>I'm still not
PUT MY FEMRA ON THE LIST, NOW

>>534827721
Does she want a hug or something?

>>534827753
I've got a sidehoe femra and a femezen who's in the side nigga stasis chamber
my moonie EB is a wagie so she will never find out

>>534827771
Okay, but it'll be with my malera

>>534827753
>Do you have multipe EB's or side pieces?
Sometimes I order extra sides with my entrees.

>>534826853
>crush is listed with a fucking lalaboy
Oh my fucking GODDDDDDDD

>>534826360
what server is he on now

>>534827749
A mild meltdown because of some pushback over raiding cannot be real

>>534827518
So a normal person?

>>534825497
i fanta'd from male to female and the same thing happened though

>>534827792
That would only make things worse I'm afraid. She needs to stop thinking.

>go to therapist because depressed and everyone keeps telling me to go
>finally schedule a 110 dollar session
>therapist is a young blonde woman in her early 20s
>sit down and tell her about my life
>about how my life revolves around this game and that nothing else excites me
>tell her I would kill myself if this game ever discontinued because I spent a fourth of my life in ffxiv
>silence for a minute after telling her everything
>she breaks the silence by suggesting that I try getting a new hobby like studying the bible or doing crossword puzzles
........really?

>>534827753
Never been eb’d, never will

>>534827856
MrPlappy broke him.

>>534827162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9cj5gp2Yk
He's been bought and paid for by Blizzard since May.

>>534827464
>>534827767
Alright thanks guys. Sometimes I just wanna goon in peace but I have too much going on my main

>>534827739
I remember your Akuma in lobby.

>>534826853
I'm honestly so glad no one is shipping me with anyone

>>534827856
vouch for me
VOUCH
VOUCH FOR ME
VOUCH

>>534827683
Of course bro, I'll put it on his tab.

>Get in the car
>The passenger seat is all the way forward and all the way up as if a woman sat in it
>He starts stammering like "O-Oh haha the umm the ahh"
>I save him with "Yeah the computer does that sometimes, moves the seat on its own, it has like a memory thing and it glitches"
>Pretend I don't see the packet of viagra in the side of the door
I'd say he's rubbing it in my face but I know for a fact he's just that much of a fucking idiot.

>>534826853
I can tell it's a knower, because most don't even know croc's character name.

>>534827767
it's only 20 if you're a good goy, otherwise you can have a maximum of five

>>534827959
Relatable, happy gooning, Anon.

>>534827936
therapy is a meme unless you get the wisened old man with a PHD and 40 years of experience

>>534825325
I'm doing my part! Can't let this general be good!

>>534827952
watching him kiss the ring in real time was funny

>>534827936
Therapy is a scam if you’re going in because you think it will magically fix you or if someone else is making you go. You have to go for your own reasons and make the most of it, and even then there’s a good chance you don’t mess with the therapist well and have to find a new one.

>>534827162
>retarded dickrider streamer that rode off of numerous other Twitch partners
>makes some correct statements, whom people consider doomerism
>some points are hypocritical, given he was part of the problem himself.
>he goes mask off because he couldn't go any further in the Twitch directory for a year.
He's just riding off of Arthars and Xenosys' dick with rage baiting.

>new patch
>everyone’s already making drama/plapping
I thought this season’s droughtkino was a little further out? What happened?

>>534828091
No, Elk.

>>534825325
is it me

>>534826853
This is a great shitpost, lmao. Genuine compliments to the effort since you hit a wide variety of thread memes and ebins.

>>534828150
no seven you're cool

>>534827973
nice to still see u around bro i've been slacking with my master grind i haven't played sf in months

>>534827162
labeling something right wing is the new "you're a nazi! Because I disagree with you!" isn't it? Llamatodd has said he supports trans right multiple times.

My femraen is like this

>>534823036
>spoiler
thankfully ive not been compared to either of those. Caleb is worst boy anyway

>>534828059
I did not know that, thank you.

How can I force load a plugin that hasn't been updated yet?

>>534826395
> when one of the founding reasons for society is safety for women.

The purpose of civilization is the production and distribution of beer. Beer is what caused your monkey ancestors to leave the jungle and submit to toil of agriculture - not the “safety of women” lmao.

Which one do I fanta into?
>t. previously femra

>showing my GF the game
>sees a lalafell and says "aww looks someones baby"

>>534827935
If she really enjoys the hug, she probably won't think about much else.

>>534827337
>isn't aware of my long term plan of having every big tittied femra under my control
Good...

>>534826853
Someone explain the me and Casey thing, I only ever get to see him in ranked...

>>534828194
me neither! i can fight you right now if you want

>>534828280
Those all look god awful, good job

>>534828190
are you sure (also the ex5 party i was in wiped at like 8% and disbanded)

>>534827936
Why am I autistic enough to remember these things?

>>534828120
man, why do they all talk like this?

>>534828280
none wtf

>>534827191
In my self-defense it was on sale, so I only bought a truckload and my head only starts spinning after 8th or 9th

>>534825325
same thing that happens to every general where customization/modding runs free without any oversight or limitation
like sl imvu roblox skyrim
makes the game scene enter a slippery slope of the attention starved trying to outdo one another forever until you end up with hordes of unrecognizable blobs of ass and tits
no artistic talent or restraint involved only piling on MORE than the last tasteless player they are trying to beat
players with taste are repelled and find a new game until the cycle begins again

>>534826853
Nah I'd win.

This EB/love talk is getting me depressed again.

>>534828018
Cock can't win against pussy. Sorry, sis.

>>534822878
akemi

>>534828423
wanna eb?

>>534826853
wtf where am i

>>534828423
Hey...

>>534826853
>Wookie/Anon
>fandom: Sigmund Freud
kek

>just wanna cum my brains out and go to sleep
>have a headache
>too lazy to erp
i hate life

>>534828216
how is your femraen like that when that's exactly my femraen 1:1

>>534828137
>retarded dickrider streamer that rode off of numerous other Twitch partners
Why is this a bad thing for you? You watch one of the biggest clout demons on the internet.

>>534828283
We’re all somebody’s baby, your gf is very philosophical.

>>534828319
unfortunately i am booked for tonight sorry bwo..

>>534828280
the only one that is remotely salvageable is the left one

>>534828567
Who?

Therapy is for people too ADHD to sit down, close their eyes and actually think about why they're so unhappy or fucked up. It does take years or decades to plumb the depths of your own soul, but no one else will be able to understand you except you.

Let me just say this: You're not some lawnmower who just needs the right parts or know-how to get running again. Sometimes the world itself is fucked up, and you're fucked up because that's where you're existing and you can't be not fucked up while living in a fucked up place. And I don't mean go live in a gated community in Miami, I mean we're living in hell. This is hell, it's a miracle you're as sane as you are now.

>>534828280
these are all horrendous

>>534828423
Sucks to suck. Try having a likeable personality for one.

>>534826853
>didnt make the list
joever...

>>534828280
Jesus, this has to be the work of a biofemra

>>534828614
you got no reason to apologize bwo i've been playing too much fatal fury ever since ken dropped

>>534822598 (OP)
Add this to the next OP please
• August 15 to 16, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross Delta FINALE WATCHATHON - EP 22 to 26

>>534828423
>getting depressed over video game marriage

>>534828423
The winning move is not to play, anon.

>>534828220
>spoiler
TAKE IT BACK
>>534828280
2 easily, most cohesive looking

>>534828732
You don't have enough of a personality outside of being a femezen that makes porn, sorry.

>>534828567
Ice on my wrist
Dripped out in gucci, dulce & gabbana, and rollies!
Porsche in my garbage!

>>534828423
balmung?
my femlala needs a new eb but be warned I will lose all interest in you instantly if you do or say certain things that I won't warn you about ahead of time

>>534828423
Don't worry, no one wants my moonie either

>>534828423
Just get eb’d, nerd

>>534828787
C-couldn't be me!! heh hm...

>>534828453
It's fine, when he runs off for 4 days to hang out with the hole I invite guys around and I suck their cocks and get bred raw in his bed.

>>534828862
She has a better personality than you who sits here shitposting her every day, schizo.

>>534828901
I don't remember writing this post...

>>534828795
bro i love his outfits like this jacket or the Ultimate Weapon X-02 but he's actually the worst of the bunch and has the worst fanbase no less

>>534828356
>>534828412
>>534828642
>>534828709
>>534828745
>>534828795
y r u all so mean 2 me. i guess i'll go with this then since no one lik me femra.

>>534828928
do you like femra

>>534828286
She'll yap about how bad she feels all the time and it'll awkward for both of you.

>>534828950
I didn't mean it as a bad thing. They're fine, but not really a meme like most of the people on the list.

>>534828990
This is arthas isn’t it

>>534828990
>lips
ok you're just shitposting lmfao

>>534824836
>gets called out as joy sazu
>tries to deflect it by saying no lalafel in every post
lmfao

>>534828489
nobody knows who u are

>>534828990
I ANSWERED GENUINELY

>>534828795
A girl told me I act like someone named Sylus from that game
Is this a good or bad thing...

>>534829001
Yes, I like femra :3

>>534825325
I used to sketch a lot and post them here but people got mad at me and I'd get reported until I got timed out for days.
I lurk and post occasionally, but my old gimmick netted me some real crazies for some reason

>>534826853
WHICH laz

>>534829150
the gay one

>>534829134
Any girl that plays that is telling you she's got a billion red flags

>>534827405
It’s impressive some of the lengths they go to. They’re like actors ya know.

>>534828489
who the hell are you

>>534829150
the stinky one

>>534828792
I try to not play after burning out from trying as of late, but man. I'm also wary of spending my energy properly on someone who also reciprocates mine. It's complex...

>>534829146
being an artist here is a good way to be hated just to due to the jealousy people get from seeing someone get free art

>I'm not Tzera! I'm T'zera!!!

This is too much

>>534829134
Good thing because you're like a malera and it's based kinocringe

>>534829253
stop pretending schizo

femezen of the deep, heed my call

>>534829096
>joy sazu
qrd?

Stop yearning and confess

>>534829150
the pedo one

>>534827162
>Check his social media
>he's bitching about lack of QoL in XIV
>Is now playing OSRS
PLEASE keep him on XIV.

Cumming.
Watching Macross Delta.
Defending Square Enix online.

Yep, those are the fundamental components of Final Fantasy XIV, a subscription-based chatroom and 3D modeling program with around 200,000 subscribers. It has a slightly cheaper cash shop than Guild Wars 2 but you have to buy mods separately. We mostly like this but it just depends on who you ask.

>>534829150
Both at the same time

The only reason I go on living is hearing guys tell me I make their cocks hard...

>>534829367
I already got confessed to...

>>534829367
I already tried that and got rejected, so now I’m trying to move on but it’s hard

>>534829367
I can't. They quit the game.

>>534829150
the one with zero rizz

>>534827515
>for a year
wat
SE hasn't focused on causal content since ARR maybe HW (ignoring even worse content droughts)
it's been a decade

>>534829432
Hey...

>have to wait until the end of the week for the next bf6 beta
i was just getting warmed up

In another life, Macchi could've been a good poster...

>>534829582
hop on 24/7 siege of shanghai

>>534829583
Yeah if he could beat p1s lmao

>>534828423
Hai anon, I just finished playing outward, it was a very fun game but also very hard. He went 1h and shield and I was doing mage stuff, I also cooked for both of us and he had so much carry weight and carried so little he was our money maker. We bought a tiny house at the marsh and stopped it there. Its so fun having an EB that also plays games other than ffxiv.

>>534829582
Male middie

>>534829264
When your EB makes art of everyone's character in your friend group except you how are you not supposed to get jealous...

>>534829418
crazy these avatars somehow have less personality than JP players when they do similar shots

Book...

post lalas living life

>>534829583
the /xivg/ AU timeline...

>>534829432
>five years difference
>age gap
internet cooked people's brain

>>534829616
I LIKE DUALBLADES THOUGH

>>534829583
I'm glad he was born into this one so he could be a great poster

Hey guys

Is it normal to treat this game like my actual life? I spend literally all day on it and ignore my irl life. I haven't showered in weeks or really gone outside except for the essentials. Real life just sucks and this is a good substitute. I also quit my job and stopped talking to my irl friends because they're too normie for my liking.

Tbh I just have a better time on ff14 than real life so why would I want to stop?

>>534829695
This post is for male characters only, keep walking.

my femlala desperately needs a confession anchor...

>>534829740
if it was 15 and 20 you'd be singing a different tune

>>534828203
Desperate online losers are generally desperate regardless of political leaning

the original conjurer concept looked so much cooler than just having wind and rock spells

>>534829418
Yeah this is cringe and lame but far left middle row could get it

>>534829432
why is it always some femboy from the UK
IS ESTROGEN IN THE MUSHY PEAS

>>534829817
well you see, in one case both people are adults, and in the other, one person is very obviously not an adult
hope that helps

don't say you're not because you are
DONT SAY YOU'RE NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE

>>534829804
oops..

Battlefield 6 beta was fun but I think it's too dry for my tastes. There's no SAUCE. It's just pure military reality serious business for my tastes. I need it to be like Metal Gear Solid where it's OPERATOR but goofy too.

>>534829583
the original uglycute version of macchi was a good c@ but had 1 bad day and starting changing appearance constantly. 1 change for every meltie

>>534829881
It is. Don't eat the peas.

I'm not.

>>534829881
I always knew the UK was omega gay

>>534829759
To be fair, while fun, Dualblades is the second biggest weeb weapon

>bash someone's taste otome game virtual men
>black SUVs pull into my driveway
>discord notifications blowing up
>boss schedules a teams meeting with me and someone from HR at 4pm

top 32 moonies?

>>534829583
Macchi is the funniest person here
>but macchi isnt funny
I know. Grim, isn't it

>>534829316
is it me?

>>534829935
I asked

>>534829820
>Desperate online losers are generally desperate
But enough about Rekka Ken

>>534829891
thank you for proving my point

my femlala is running out of things to do in this game

>>534829432
Gotta at least show us the physique

>>534829907
i'm not, therefore i am

>>534829432
Ew

>>534828928
this is a cute image

>>534827936
therapy is a scam, women like it so much because it validates their narcissistic tendencies back to them and tells them they're right
I did therapy and the guy I got forgot on 3 different occasions why I was there and would trauma dump be about how his neighbors sucked like bro I'm paying you 200 a session fucking lock in and listen to me

>>534829406
Sorry bro the ffxiv containment cell is weakening.
>>534829502
define casual content

>>534829935
it'll always be inferior because it doesn't have Flood Zone

I'm bored, what should i do in 14 today?
Eorzea is my oyster, and i'm hungry.

>>534829881
>why is it always some femboy from the UK
Americans, despite being more accepting of gays overall publicly, are far far far more self hating about it. I've talked to a lot of guys online and the American guys always have a story of having to get over their sexuality and accept it as ok for themselves.

>>534829583
I unironically believe Macchi is one of our best shitposters. He's an all time thread heel who makes genuinely funny schizo posts about the state of the game.

>>534829817
>if I was stabbing you with a knife instead of cutting veggies you would sing a different tune
no shit.
Any other deep insights you have for us?

>>534830015
Sorry, my moonie is a service top so she’s not a true top

Where are the femboy moonies at

>>534829804
anon...

>>534830138
Island sanctuary

>>534830093
thankies <3

My catboy has sex with catboys who have sex with femras

>>534824836
I thought you might not've liked it so I stopped gposing, Ill pick it back up when I have a break as well

https://files.catbox.moe/uv5wrv.png

>>534830185
Not even remotely the same thing.

My fiddie is a machine that turns single male characters into platonic friends

>>534829796
>>534829774
>>534829774
Just me huh?

>>534828294
>collecting big tittied femra
A noble goal but are there even that many others? I know Ace is pretty awooga but can't really think of others.

>>534829367
I already did, twice to two different close friends over the last year and was gently let down both times
maybe I'm just fated to be everyone's friend but nobody's special someone

>>534830060
That doesnt prove your point at all. The older you get, the less of a difference an age difference makes between two people in terms of life experience. If a 15 year old and a 20 year old date, the 20 year old has lived an entire extra third of the 15 year old's life over them. A 27 year old and a 32 year old, it's already down to less than a fourth. Do you really think The difference between you as a 15 year old and you as a 20 year old is the same between you as a 27 year old and you as a 32 year old?

>>534824836
>not even bothering to change out of the lv 1 starter gear

My moonie just resubbed

>>534830138
Level an alt job.

>>534830389
my wife

>>534830295
I am a single male character that friendzones fiddies.
I'm not even joking it's happened like 3 times.

>>534829367
Someday, but not today

>>534830295
Does your fiddie like f+ or is she a chill stoic comfortable living life as a bachelorette

>>534830212
alright, it's time for the cock inspection

>>534822712
Fuck it. I'll play into this. I need a weapon to get back into Monster Hunter.

>>534830295
can you befriend my lonely male character

*dons the Sable Death Mask*
Kukuku... Is there anyone in this realm who could ever hope match my might... I seek but one adversary who could make me feel the thrill of defeat, but alas, none have ever come close... Have you come to prove me wrong, adventurer?

>>534830295
built for my rava+

^_^

>>534830295
My fiddie is a machine that turns single male characters into single fathers.

>>534822712
If you don't give me the Charge Blade I will take a hostage.

>>534829091
>>534829094
>>534829128
I just can't stand being an unnoticed blonde femra anymore bros. i promise i am not The Wrath of the Lich King. this is my final attempt. please give me feedback or I will die.

>>534830570
she gets them regnant

>>534830570
Are you the one that had my malera rape your character in an Ul'dah alley and leave your character to raise the bastards

>>534829367
my femlala read about the guy using femlala personas in AI, so she visited an AI and trained it to know what a femlala was

>>534829641
rather play 247 metro

>>534829658
sunnie+

>Mute other PCs in the sound settings
>Game gains an unsettling vibe to it
https://files.catbox.moe/nce8ud.mp4

>>534830006
I just wanted to be fast bro

>>534830652
From a nigga to a depressed chik fil a employee, this has to be a shitpost

>>534827753
my femra has no EB, but is thankfully a side piece.

monk is so fuckin cool bros...

>>534822712
Is it a sword? I hope it's a sword

Time to max out the tomestones before reset

>>534830652
just give it a couple more attempts sis... i believe in you

Would you rather die a virgin or start fucking femboys?

>*whiny noises* Ohhhhh but they don't pass as girls ohhhhhh it's still a man ohhhhh I'd only fuck one that was literally a biological woman with a dick surgically attached by magic
It's a warm hole that'll call you "babe", don't be so picky.

>>534830652
ok i actually like this one

>>534830846
It's a 1-handed magic twig wand

If you're too good in a game mode I just kick you from the lobby/soft ban you from functions
You can still watch and chat in the function but you cannot play as you are beyond everyone's skill there, simple as.

I am my character and she is me

>>534829367
I can't... I shouldn't... We're worlds apart...

I love my GAW EB. Shes too unstable for a proper job but takes care of the house very well

How long does it take to unlock the new FFXI raid?

>>534822776
>sleepcalls
Bro we aren't 15-20 we are GROWN now
I used to do sleepcalls all the time back when I was in highschool on our shitty phones. Now I live with her.
Sleepcalls and things of that nature are when it's long distance and whatnot.

>>534830956
me when i lie to myself

>>534830029
maybe!
are you a princess coded duskie

>>534830890
im not a virgin though

>>534830354
He is an autistic pedo, you're wasting your breath on him.

>>534830890
I'd die a virgin before I become a coping faggot.

>>534830890
Final fantasy Xiv

>>534830985
charge blade 100%

>>534830929
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534830846
The Esteem council awards you with this greatsword.

>>534822712
I'm curious if I'll get my favorite weapon.

>>534830890
I'm not a virgin, but I'd hire a prostitute before I'd fuck a man.

>>534830890
Do fictional modded miera count?

>>534830983
Not long if you cleared the first one and the post quests for it ballpark estimate ~30mins max

>>534830790
the world has been unkind to me fe- malera.
>>534830857
i'm trying... maybe if i use photoshop to accentuate his features.. t-that will work for u, sirs?
>>534830914
tyty

Cool MCH glam

my portraits are so shit man

Is there a way to cast Duty Actions/Phantom Actions as part of a macro?

>>534830652
>>534831212
Norm!

>>534830471
Gross, ew

>>534831080
cute lalaboy even if his eyes look a little fucked up

>>534831212
give him a big smile

East coast needs its server? Nah lets develop FF17 for a billion dollars.

>>534831247
just mess around with the lighting and dutch angles, tends to help mine pop a bit more

>>534831205
Thanks, king

>>534831247
*Tosses a roll of TP at u*

>>534831239
can u put on psylocke's swimsuit skin... >-<

fave femras?

Tbh I enjoy femboys because they know how to make me cum a lot harder and faster than women. And emotionally they're easier to have a relationship with.

>>534830219
I do want that gator finally!
>>534830432
I'm only missing a few max levels now. So maybe this change of pace is welcomed too...

man fuck lalaboys

>>534831239
Does Psycat like highlanders...?

>>534831297
Wuh, okay if you think I should name him Norm... How does this sound: norm north?

>>534830862
It's decided.
I can't be held responsible for what happens next.