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>>534822598 (OP)Post your male character and receive a weapon!
reasons why i deserve a fujo or yume eb and you dont:
>ill play the game with her
>ill make her the tenant on my house and let her decorate it while im at work
>ill kill anyone who targets her in pvp
>ill watch and listen to whatever she wants with her
>ill dress my male character like her favorite saja boy or love and deepspace crush
>ill do sleepcalls and send hand pics
>ill make sure she always knows what she means to me
my threadcrush consumes too much fagslop...
NAMEDROP YOUR THREADCRUSH
>>534822776Male middie's not beating the pathetic simp accusations any time soon
>>534822847I'm really sorry...
>>534822776doing things for women actually makes them actively dislike you
>>534822776Yeah! you sound like a perfect match to someone out there anon!
>>534822712this better be a good weapon roll...
>>534822776>love and deepspaceWHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?
You cannot be a Caleb or a Sylus
>>534823036I learned about it from a salesposter in a gacha general
>>534822776I love getting a hopeless doormat yesman of a husband so much I have no idea why you aren't taken already
>>534823036>she plays LOVENDEEPSPACEdidn't know you were a goddamn CHEATER
>>534822893COMING IN FROM THE TOP ROPE
OH MY GOD
SHE'S GOING FOR A FLYING DHAMEL KICK
WHAT WILL REY M'YSTERIO DO?!
>>534822776Those things in your post - they only work when it's the woman doing those things for the man. If the man is the one doing it, you're just a simp in the friend zone.
That's what's wrong with people. Men started doing everything they want their girls to do, and women started doing everything they want their men to do. This results in repulsive men and repulsive women.
>>534822878I am maddeningly I love with Anonymous
>>534822878Anon...it's (You)!
Which Male Midlander is what Primarch and who is the Emperor?
Useless mahjong tutor, sad she's anonymous would had thrashed on her on twitter.
>>534823308I wish I knew 40k lore to entertain this
>>534823308Remus is the god emperor of male middies
>>534823036Sis, LADS is played by a disturbing number of women here.. it's not the wild guess you think it is
On a mass planetary social evolution scale NA (Canada/USA) is lightyears ahead of EU.
Think about it and it makes sense.
Anyone with any sense wants to move to NA from EU.
>>534823250my wa is like this
>>534822942thats why you keep your mom disappointed i take it
>>534823036all but the merman
>>534823194talk to your girlfriend about this, im interested in fujos and yumejos not you and your thoughts
>>534823250Okay so what if it works...
What kind of hotbar setup is this!?!?
Don't click if you don't like BBC
https://files.catbox.moe/kndfki.jpg
>>534823036>WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?Not that anon, but every terminally online woman that I know. I have to hear about games like that and Infinity Nikki from my female friends about as much as shit like the anime horse girl game and Tarkov from my male friends.
My lalaboy is farm raised and organic
>>534823527This inspires fear
breh
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Some games will either go like this, or I'll get focus lb'd + cc'd focus while my own team forgets they have an lb.
Make it make sense.
>>534823420how did you know wtf...
>someone you're friends with mentions they like certain aspects of a character
>use the in game fanta that lets you change your character literally whenever to be more like that
>this is being a useless doormat instead of doing something nice for someone you like
i love how everyone expects the perfect match to their ideals to magically fall into their lap and if anyone shows interest in them and tries to meet that they immediately get turned off
>>534823104>>534823454Son of a bitch they're learning
>>534823629>He even knows about NikkiACK
>>534823132>CheaterOh YEAH would a cheater have all the wedding outfits + ring of their faovirte LI? Don't think so.
>>534823494>all but the mermanAgreed. I'm not crazy about Xavier either, desu. The king banner was cool but I didn't bother logging in for it or resubbing my aurum pass
Final Fantasy XIV Caleb would be a male midlander btw
>>534823674You play a Miera of course you'd get the gayest weapon
i would never smile in front of a female; smiling is a sign of weakness
i also never wipe my butt because touching a man's ass is gay
real men are covered in shit and crawl on all fours unga bunga style like God intended
>>534823527the NA monkey FEARS the JP commander (who clicks everything)
>>534823674i have a high functioning Gaydar
The setup is so obvious
In NA any moron can succeed
In EU even if you were a super genius you'd still be stuck dependent on welfare at the whims of bureaucratic doctors
If you don't admit this now you might as well be next
>>534823752People like it when you're naturally what they want. Going out of your way to be what she wants is jeet shit
>>534823794Leave my miera brother alone.
>>534823527bro got a whole ass joystick on his hotbar
>>534823752If I'm not someone's perfect match I will do everything in my power to prevent them from getting closer, simple as.
>People are such pathetic simps that even old married women get attention just for existing here
this place sucks ass fr fr
>>534823752I'm your friend.
Please fanta to a femezen with big boobs.
>>534823882Insecure jeet post
tribbing the next femlala catbox
>>534823752Altering yourself or your behavior for a woman shows your own vanity and lack of character. There are less destructive ways to show your attraction to someone, especially with the fickle nature of relationships and attraction in current times.
>>534823250I do this with my friends but it's usually some fat or ugly small animal.
My femlala rps as a vegetarian and refuses to eat food with meat in it.
sheโs a healer so no one cares anyway ;____;
>>534823036>>WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!?Sis, literally every single person on 4chan, male or female, if they have ever played a gacha game they know about LADS. Every single gacha thread is subject to sales shitposting, and LADS is always part of that conversation because it does well on the monthly shitpost charts.
LADS is also in the conversation because literally every fucking thing about females in gacha seems to get censored. Fucking everything. There are like 1 or 2 gachas that cater to males exclusively, and they are CONSTANTLY targeted by Discord groups to have YouTube videos taken down and then reported to the CCP, and of course none of this is fair or reasonable or rational, because LADS exists and no one cares and it's CCP yet everyone leaves it the fuck alone and you can have very explicitly implied penis in vagina sex and no one bats an eye, meanwhile females in bikinis have to have even their chibi models censored.
>>534823469Miki back me up here
real men should be caked in shit
>>534823752>express my preference towards a race >person I'm not really close with but wants to impress me fantas to it>immediately asks me to do EB things assuming that now I like them more than beforeYes, being so insecure in yourself that you have to follow someone else's tastes to find a purpose IS being a useless doormat .
>>534823752Yeah anon idk, people are complicated(imo) but Iโm positive and firmly believe thereโs people out there that likes to see their partner go out of their way and do for em whilst some donโt
>miqote>malezen>miera>malera>middieIn that order
>>534824005Everyone gives each other attention here. Fellas, is it gay to reply to a post?
>>534824150Me irl
is there any reason why none of the artifact armors (-arr ones) can be put in the armoire?
What even is this thing purpose?
my femra loves rapi: red hood
reletnless reaping is filtering me bwos
>>534824218Is that the Saja Boys
>>534823752My femlala is personality - driven, no fanta will make you more like estinian.
>first boss of new dungeon
>low dps because people dying
>get to 3rd 4th 5th versions
>not a fucking clue which is safe first
>everyone dies again
how are you meant to tell or is it if you didnt remember get fuckedlol!!!
>>534822712W-w-w-what about me femra...
>>534824081Whatever you wanna believe
Urghf
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I click my hotbar. I will never stop clicking my hotbar. I will not fatigue my pinky finger to press shift and I will not reach further than 7.
>>534824225For seasonal and store stuff. It has infinite capacity but glamour dresser does not.
>>534823794>>534823851Does that mean Hammer is the most gay weapon because it's my main weapon
>>534824225>What even is this thing purpose?It's basically just for event shit and achievement points shit. Even the event shit, sometimes it can take several patches before you can put it into the armoire.
You probably want to keep the level 60 af gear, btw. You get a free set of it and it's dyeable. The only way you can rebuy it is with seals which can be difficult to obtain.
I want to make an alt account to goon on. Anyone have experience with this regarding mare? Do I got to set it all up again for that other account?
Are our pvp ebins omega/ultima rank yet or are they washed?
>>534824367NTAs but yes obviously
>picoh you're GAY gay
Never eatโฆa meatloafโฆ
>>534822712What kinda weapon?
>>534824153poor nutritionally deficient osteoporosis lala...
>>534823782the crow and the doctor seem reasonable. caleb? is a little out there but not too outrageous
>>534824145altering yourself and behavior outright is odd, but there are other ways to incorporate little things that would make her smile
>>534824367No that just means you're also a retard.
>>534824287The clicking timers, Anon.
>>534824367it's the player that makes a weapon gay, not the weapon.
>>534822748Made them big for this shot, just for fun!
>>534823308My male midlander would be The Lion, but if anyone else he would the equerry of Sangunius in 30k: Raldoron.
40k? Gaunt.
>>534824341I use aszx, I use my thumb for alt, and I do not reach further than 4
>>534824367>Check back in on this game>Still no performance update>Japs are pushing the expansion out fasterWhy is it hard for the Japanese to understand people don't like this game because the performance is ass
>>534823308My suncat is the Tariana Palos of /xivg/
Also Highlanders are primarchs
my femlala done got bit by a copperhead
>>534824341I personally use 1~6 and then QERFXC, it's enough and you don't have to do weird stuff with your hand, plus, if you have a mouse with side buttons you can assign those to ALT/CRTL, zero hand issues since now the modifiers are on your other hand.
Clicking stuff in my hotbar always felt clumsy and kinda finicky.
>>534824512huh what do you mean?
>>534824505>gay retardwell you got me there
>>534824553Please don't make me goon again
>>534824341I use 1234QERFHZXC, it works quite well desu.
>>534824367hanmers are gay because they're shaped like penises
why aren't you caked in shit
>>534823859"is this your card...?" type portrait
>>534824169True. I have been asked by a few of my friends on why "the game I play" is always on those charts. Unfortunately I wish I didn't have to explain that the game basically chokeholds you into $pending for the stuff you want. I've basically stopped playing after the wedding banner just to save money and maybe I'll roll on the summer one but who knows.
I wish we didn't have the gacha model and we could buy what we wanted, but I guess our monkey brains would've been hardwired to gambling sooner than later anyways
>got tilted about housing
>was feeling menhera over it
>eb: "let me try"
>also gets menhera over it
My GAM truly is my perfect princess
>>534824690you lost the poll bitch and you're not even in the new chapters
>>534824668People really do ship themselves with that cat.
>>534823752I was thinking about this but in the end it is better to find someone. That likes you for your own preferences as well. Don't be a bunboy because some 30+ woman might like you more.
>>534823308The Emperor is a Malera
>>534824218>graha>aymeric>hythlodaeus>emet>zenos
>>534813421Sorry for the late reply. Work breaks entirely too short lol. And so long as they aren't Lalafel I'm good with anyone, but Ter'zi definitely has a strong, but (currently) hidden deep in the closet, love of manly men.
Also, incredible pic...
My moonie will be wearing her skirt (and all the other stuff) when she makes burgers later at night today
If her creep brother is a creep she won't cower she'll just tell him to fuck off
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Umm....
>>534824367>pounding thingsEven GAYER
>>534824668FEMRA X CATBOY KINO
>>534824710>only 1234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lNFVcbcTcY
>invite people to do content
>people agree and dont actually end up doing it with me, or make an excuse, or just ignore me
>fanta to female and invite people to do content
>people agree instantly or if they think it's too hard for them they offer to do something they can actually do
why the fuck did i ever play a male character are people really this fickle
>>534824169I actively play gacha games and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
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my fiddie accidentally clicked the wrong UI button on penumbra and now her UI looks weird...
>>534824929You are lying.
>>534824764Rapi just had her relationship development reset by a fucking side character in an event. Bitch is literally a waste of space with NO progress or purpose at all.
>>534824671oh i see after watching a vid. the timers only appear for aoes or knock back, not together. thats easy to tell then
>>534824913people are complicated, but I mean hey ur getting people to commit and play thatโs huge!
>>534824912I'm ONLY 171cm. No bully.
i am
a male moonie
>>534824668>>534824909we love this, chat
>>534824218zayne is my favorite.. malezen is true..
>>534824812i would say he's way more stoic than aymeric, aymeric is brimming with optimism and joy but otherwise truth nuke
It's over. I'm fighting against him
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>>534824169I'll never forgive the CCP for taking Dehya's ass and Nilou's bellybutton from us...
>>534824929I agree with that anon, you've been living under a rock
Haven't you heard about the game that tracks your period? That's this game.
>>534824812Knowing the characters I'd say this is more
>[I don't know a stoic, aloof, sleepyheaded substitute for this that is a miqote]>Urianger>agree but Raf is a miera no doubt>maybe in the sense of villian/bad guy -> lover trope, sure. He's a little thancred coded, though.>NO WAY he's your childhood bestfriend and even when he has to have a tough guy act with you he wouldn't fight you. Ardbert 100%>>534825102>being too tall for the bedCUTE
>>534825081According to my chart here, it says you are well within bully territory.
>>534825162Gayshit is without a doubt the worst offender. It's even worse because bulges are allowed to have jiggle physics.
>>534824547Good morning small wife, I don't remember you going on the stage
>>534824547good morning cute femlala who makes me smile
>>534825181but i cant see moonie...
>nikke mentioned in the thread
OH BOY!
>>534824913>Get invited to do content>Dogshit piece of shit fucking garbage Taiwanese microchip sweatshop made garbage piece of FUCKING SHIT 5070 shits itself>can no longer engage with content because Nvidia sucks cockBRAVO
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man we really only have the most absolute trash avatar posters left, huh
>>534824990No, I'm not. You're just stupid.
>>534825176No, I haven't heard of that.
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>>534825325I stopped posting so people would forget about me
>>534825263I did super early, I was like the third one up?
>>534825278wehh... thank you..
>>534825325>complaining about avatarposting>on /vg/retard
>>534825075this isnt even just anons, my normie fc is acting the same despite me having played a middie for years in the fc
>>534823308There is only one answer for Sanguinius and none of you are ready for it
It's the blond one with blue eyes
>>534824468> osteoporosisShe drinks milk thoโฆ veganism is unnatural
>>534824169It's insane that ZZZ is perpetually the target of outrage for being a "gooner game" and then you play it and its' watered down DMC
Then Love and Deep Space has fucking PIV porn scenes in it and tracks your period and no one bats an eye
>>534824913All female characters should fantasia to a male character for one full month so they can tell who their real homeboys still are.
>>534825323If it makes you feel any better, we didn't make it to the end on any of our maps and made like no money lol
>>534825361>rare face 2HOO WEE
>>534825128>you were a zayne and malezen enjoyerI can see it and I'm nodding irl. They go hand in hand.
>>534825387/pet
>>534825412i dont care if people avatarpost, im just saying the ones we have left suck
>>534825392https://youtu.be/4gLVqjIvokc
>>534825325sorry, it will happen again
>>534824913I can't crack male characters eggshell
>>534825325Product of the environment, I'm afraid.
>>534825462>twitterfag reaction gifYou don't belong here.
>>534825406Can't believe I missed this...
Look, I gotta ask... Did you forget that Hell is forever?
>>534824691Oh you actually liked that? How about this? https://files.catbox.moe/o8kw8h.png
>>534825595>we're moving goalposts nowI have been here significantly longer than you have. Since long before /vg/ even existed.
FREE AT LAST, SISTERS, I AM FREE AT LAST!
>but what about Blue M-
FREE AT LAST!
>another one of my ff14 bros turned trans
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>534825693he was never your bro in the first place
>cooming
>*crickets*
>cooming, but for women
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The internet has existed for way too long for "women are also horny" to be a revelation for some of you.
>>534825325I also stopped posting, itโs just not worth it
>>534825418Ya I feel anon, people can be petty like that for sure. but donโt let it bog you down if anything it just shows you where you stand with ur fc mates and what not
The Sandoria raid resets tonight and I can get another piece of cute glam
>>534825724>Ronald spottedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
>>534825685Free from what nigga? Still got a lot of jobs to max out
>>534825753I legitimately can't believe the average age is around 30 here and these dudes are still hopelessly simping for women who are taken
>>534824913I'll commit to playing games with you anon. DC and where do you loiter so i can find you tomorrow at 6pm EST?
>>534825753Same I know this because I have sex with lots of hot women
>>534825753Alas, "my wife never wants to fuck, woe is me" boomer humor is still a prevalent stereotype for a lot of people after decades of it.
>>534825325I only post my character for anchors
Facts about me:
>Gay
>Don't like women, don't like hearing their voices, don't like hanging out with them, don't like when men talk about them
>Like cocks
>Like manly masculine men who look like your dad
>Can't fucking stand women
>Like kissing and cuddling and impregnation roleplay
>God, I hate women
>>534825675It's a pretty bad picture, hands are clipping like crazy and it's a boring angle. For someone who does this all the time you really should be better at it by now.
>>534825497I did this and no longer get sexpested or simped over, it's quite liberating
>>534825746Idk just because things got weird as of late doesn't invalidate the time the guy spent with his bro.
>>534824553Nice, now I have something more to grope while I press myself against her back.
>>534825325shan't be posting my catboy
fat hroth is unintentionally one of the best posters currently
>>534825684Here since 2005. Get the fuck out.
>>534825753a large majority of men on the internet know absolutely nothing about women
>>534825325>caring about avatarfags Line up against the wall, you are part of the problem.
>>534825693Is this about me... wait it can't be...
>>534825871All I need is at least one in each category if I ever feel like doing the Role Quests, I have 0 desire to level a new job in XIV in the next decade.
>>534825675Ngghhh fuckkkk here I go
Why does Kat get to schizopost day in day out and never get banned but i post something on topic and get a 3 day for it
>>534825221I guess bullying and teasing will just follow me anywhere I go... I accept my fate. Begrudgingly.
>>534825325The thread couldn't handle me if I went all out with my avatarfagging. I keep my power contained for your sake...
is the new 750 doh/dol gear the last ones we're getting until 8.0?
Don't want to invest in another thing that'll last a patch...
>>534826060Can't be him, he's always nice and friendly to me
>>534825665Lyse'd along with Wuk Lmao
>>534826138congrats on being your trueself sis :)
>>534825907I will not save a screenshot if Wuk is visible in it
>>534826117see
>>534825462I accept your concession and I will be hiding your posts.
>>534825693sorry bro repping became too painful
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I don't want the avatarfags to go away, I just wish they got better gimmicks.
>>534826168Kat gets banned all the time, he's just better at evading. He's stacking the trans, finnish, and schizo racial bonuses to the hacking skill.
>>534826124There's not much to know about them other than they're people who society has disincenticized them from developing any real interests and passions and a personality.
Women are the biggest victims of society which is quite perverse when one of the founding reasons for society is safety for women.
>>534826203There will be one more set
>>534825746>>534826073No he means he was never his bro because he is his sis
>>534826368i wish they had any gimmick at all, none of them are fun they just make terrible blogposts
>>534826263Thanks... wait no...
>>534826356A walking skeleton.
>>534826434I know I was being a shithead.
>>534826168/xivg/ isnโt fair anon! Itโs survival of the fittest here! Wisen up or DIE UNDER THE HOT ULDAHN SUN
>>534825693The two short friends I have from middle school both trooned out as adults. How do we save our short bros from this fate? Are lalaboys destined to become lala"girls"?
My femra is about to drink 1 liter of cachaรงa. All alone in her dark gloomy room.
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Do you guys think we'll ever get account wide achievements/mounts?
Making a second character has been cringe af
>>534826395despite typing all of that, i can still hear your desperate for pussy voice saying it
>OH EM GEE I REPORTED HIM HOW IS HE STILL HERE
Bro, Vauthry has banished me from the realm like 500+ times this year alone. Multiple times every day, it's a 30 second process sneaking back into Eulmore if you have a dynamic lockpick instead of a static one.
>>534826495I honestly wish you'd just kill yourself Tzera
>>534826425My nerubian queen
>>534826539Sorry bud I'm Kat and I like men
>>534826349It's okay... I should have known when you fanta'd to a femra and switched to that puppygirl avatar
We're still cool
>>534826495bleaching this moonie's nose with semen
>>534826491thank you for posting miya kabuto
>>534826591It's Ter'zi, man. And no. I shan't.
>>534826553Even simpler than that, just flush your lockpick!
idk about you bros but I could sure go for a squibute right about now
>>534826591thatโs tzera?
>>534824414>>534825217You can create a new mare code using the same account you created in the discord. It will act as a separate sub account on mare, you will get a new Nintendo code and anyone synced to it will be independent from your other mare codes. And in the mare window you can decide that it will apply to specific characters of yours.
Meaning your main character can have one code where you have your friends and join syncshells etc.
While your gooner alt or alts can have their own mare codes or share the same one if you wish. And they will have their own syncs and their own syncshells.
This also works across FFXIV accounts, so you can use your mare on newly created trial accounts without having to go through the steps of setting up mare to another discord account.
>>534826534I'll bring the limes for caipirinhas, might as well drink in style
>ranked
>vs double healer comp
>keep pinging to attack the AST
>another person keeps pinging to attack their DRG
>DRG never dies because it's getting juiced by two healers
>we lose the war of attrition over and over because I'm the only one focusing the AST
>this is like the 4th game this has happened
Is it my fault? I don't see how you're supposed to win with the AST alive.
Older pussy hits different
>>534826168>and never get bannedHe's constantly getting banned, he just evades
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>>534826534>>534826756Heck yeah, let's drink and listen to Bossa Nova while idling in Ul'dah ehehehehe
>>534825325Can you post your character please?
My khagan is out here dying for squibute.... cough cough......
>>534826168Cowards don't use rangebans enough.
>>534826737No. It's (my ) Raina's alt
>>534826893*pours Squirt soda directly into your mouth*
my moonie will do anything for another hit of gaelicatnip...
>>534826857>goblin thumbew
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my fiddie? she's like this
>>534826323Twitterfag hiding posts because he can't block me on this website. Sad!
>>534826853>akemi/anon - "I can fix them fags"That's me!
Oh so I was thinking about it last night (new to the thread) Iโm like 80% most ebins are just peoples alts I have no evidence but I mean like cmon is an anonymous image board (itโs a possibility)
>>534826646I want to goon with you over discord cause I'm too lazy to erp
>>534826981What does this mean?
>>534826960Thanks queen that was a close call......
>>534827018Wait until you hear about alter
>>534826534My femra is halfway through her 6th beer and it's only 5 pm
>>534827046No problem khagan, anything else you need before I take my leave?
>>534826745Do I do it through the discord bot?
>>534826853>not on the list
is llamatodd considered chudcore now?
>>534825753Why would it be common knowledge?
most women on the internet barely pay attention to anyone who isn't a chad fuckboy so why would random nerdy guy on the internet know anything about their sexuality?
>>534826575Youโre the best poster!
wish alter wasn't on sarg, it's kind of a dogshit server
>>534827180alter is kind of a dogshit fc, so it fits.
>>534827129Very based sis, let's get fucked up, surely the drink will make us feel better hehehe
>>534827098Wasn't that suppose to be a "fresh start" type of thing, but within the first day people were already coincidentally only playing with people who they would play with on their main?
I guilt tripped my EB who is cheating on me but thinks I don't know but I do know it's just a cold war "does he know????" type situation into letting me order something off ubereats again.
Hmmm, I think I'll get some whisky....
>>534827162How many bridges did he burn?
>>534826356Hello my Thav- Brazilian wife
>>534827180the scopefag is still in alter so don't bother
>>534823308https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/91c210c0997f14afd9772f31de45aac98884d27c
for reference
>>534826893>*pees on you*fuck off
>>534825325Why would anyone smart still be here?
>>534826853>threadcrush is only shipped with mefeelsgood bros
>>534827251Friends already knew who each other were, and then you have that purple faggot playerscoping the entire FC and everyone just slapping them on the wrist about it.
>>534827018You're a bit late to this realization, but we're proud of you for getting there.
>>534827251Yes, the whole point was to be anonymous, but the usual suspect attention whores of the time immediately made it obvious both who they were, and also only interacted with their usual orbiter buttbuddies
>>534827181Maybe I'll annoy you in game when I see you around the crystarium again (I do actually want to ERP but sometimes I'm lazy and like ooc garbage)
>>534827146Yes, that is correct. And I believe the setup should be self explanatory with the options you get, but if not then post them here and we can figure it out together.
My moonie on the gains train
>>534825325there's fucking NOTHING TO DO and has been nothing to do for a fucking year and counting
If you don't raid SE has said FUCK YOU there's nothing for you to do.
If you dropped the game in 2024 and came back now you would be caught up on MSQ and dungeons and normal raids in 5 hours of playtime
>>534827162>gets mild pushback on his schizopost calling anyone who isn't a jaded raidoid a mindless sheep>turns into a maga larperlmao?
>>534826853Another list dodged
>>534827443That's fine, meeting up can be arranged too!
>>534827327Thanks queen, normally I need to pay for that
/bow
>>534827518you're bullshitting, no way that's real
>>534826853i'm not entirely sure what im looking at
>>534827269>tfw you learn a 'secret' on accident while the other person keeps coming up with different excuses that you know are liesSwear to God some people really know how to tie their own noose far too well
Anyways can you get me a pizza, New York style please
>>534827162He realized ragebaiting is more profitable, and there is a huge market of young men he can tap into. I support him.
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>>534824419Ranking up from bronze is a complete rngfest, so, and the rng is never on your side.
Casino house rules.
I once again humbly request for someone to end my femezen's suffering.
>>534822712is it gonna be shiny
>>534827629He's not kidding. Mild meltdown.
>>534827018I have like 15 different fiddies and I'm constantly changing all of their glamours and hairstyles constantly
Do you have multipe EB's or side pieces?
>>534827146>>534827464It's the "create secondary UID" option. You can make a total of 20 different ones.
>>534826853>Someone who deleted their character is on there>I'm still notPUT MY FEMRA ON THE LIST, NOW
>>534827721Does she want a hug or something?
>>534827753I've got a sidehoe femra and a femezen who's in the side nigga stasis chamber
my moonie EB is a wagie so she will never find out
>>534827771Okay, but it'll be with my malera
>>534827753>Do you have multipe EB's or side pieces?Sometimes I order extra sides with my entrees.
>>534826853>crush is listed with a fucking lalaboyOh my fucking GODDDDDDDD
>>534826360what server is he on now
>>534827749A mild meltdown because of some pushback over raiding cannot be real
>>534827518So a normal person?
>>534825497i fanta'd from male to female and the same thing happened though
>>534827792That would only make things worse I'm afraid. She needs to stop thinking.
>go to therapist because depressed and everyone keeps telling me to go
>finally schedule a 110 dollar session
>therapist is a young blonde woman in her early 20s
>sit down and tell her about my life
>about how my life revolves around this game and that nothing else excites me
>tell her I would kill myself if this game ever discontinued because I spent a fourth of my life in ffxiv
>silence for a minute after telling her everything
>she breaks the silence by suggesting that I try getting a new hobby like studying the bible or doing crossword puzzles
........really?
>>534827753Never been ebโd, never will
>>534827856MrPlappy broke him.
>>534827162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9cj5gp2Yk
He's been bought and paid for by Blizzard since May.
>>534827464>>534827767Alright thanks guys. Sometimes I just wanna goon in peace but I have too much going on my main
>>534827739I remember your Akuma in lobby.
>>534826853I'm honestly so glad no one is shipping me with anyone
>>534827856vouch for me
VOUCH
VOUCH FOR ME
VOUCH
>>534827683Of course bro, I'll put it on his tab.
>Get in the car>The passenger seat is all the way forward and all the way up as if a woman sat in it>He starts stammering like "O-Oh haha the umm the ahh">I save him with "Yeah the computer does that sometimes, moves the seat on its own, it has like a memory thing and it glitches">Pretend I don't see the packet of viagra in the side of the doorI'd say he's rubbing it in my face but I know for a fact he's just that much of a fucking idiot.
>>534826853I can tell it's a knower, because most don't even know croc's character name.
>>534827767it's only 20 if you're a good goy, otherwise you can have a maximum of five
>>534827959Relatable, happy gooning, Anon.
>>534827936therapy is a meme unless you get the wisened old man with a PHD and 40 years of experience
>>534825325I'm doing my part! Can't let this general be good!
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>>534827952watching him kiss the ring in real time was funny
>>534827936Therapy is a scam if youโre going in because you think it will magically fix you or if someone else is making you go. You have to go for your own reasons and make the most of it, and even then thereโs a good chance you donโt mess with the therapist well and have to find a new one.
>>534827162>retarded dickrider streamer that rode off of numerous other Twitch partners>makes some correct statements, whom people consider doomerism>some points are hypocritical, given he was part of the problem himself.>he goes mask off because he couldn't go any further in the Twitch directory for a year.He's just riding off of Arthars and Xenosys' dick with rage baiting.
>new patch
>everyoneโs already making drama/plapping
I thought this seasonโs droughtkino was a little further out? What happened?
>>534826853This is a great shitpost, lmao. Genuine compliments to the effort since you hit a wide variety of thread memes and ebins.
>>534828150no seven you're cool
>>534827973nice to still see u around bro i've been slacking with my master grind i haven't played sf in months
>>534827162labeling something right wing is the new "you're a nazi! Because I disagree with you!" isn't it? Llamatodd has said he supports trans right multiple times.
>>534823036>spoilerthankfully ive not been compared to either of those. Caleb is worst boy anyway
>>534828059I did not know that, thank you.
How can I force load a plugin that hasn't been updated yet?
>>534826395> when one of the founding reasons for society is safety for women.The purpose of civilization is the production and distribution of beer. Beer is what caused your monkey ancestors to leave the jungle and submit to toil of agriculture - not the โsafety of womenโ lmao.
Which one do I fanta into?
>t. previously femra
>showing my GF the game
>sees a lalafell and says "aww looks someones baby"
>>534827935If she really enjoys the hug, she probably won't think about much else.
>>534827337>isn't aware of my long term plan of having every big tittied femra under my controlGood...
>>534826853Someone explain the me and Casey thing, I only ever get to see him in ranked...
>>534828194me neither! i can fight you right now if you want
>>534828280Those all look god awful, good job
>>534828190are you sure (also the ex5 party i was in wiped at like 8% and disbanded)
>>534827936Why am I autistic enough to remember these things?
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>>534828120man, why do they all talk like this?
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>>534827191In my self-defense it was on sale, so I only bought a truckload and my head only starts spinning after 8th or 9th
>>534825325same thing that happens to every general where customization/modding runs free without any oversight or limitation
like sl imvu roblox skyrim
makes the game scene enter a slippery slope of the attention starved trying to outdo one another forever until you end up with hordes of unrecognizable blobs of ass and tits
no artistic talent or restraint involved only piling on MORE than the last tasteless player they are trying to beat
players with taste are repelled and find a new game until the cycle begins again
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This EB/love talk is getting me depressed again.
>>534828018Cock can't win against pussy. Sorry, sis.
>>534826853wtf where am i
>>534826853>Wookie/Anon>fandom: Sigmund Freudkek
>just wanna cum my brains out and go to sleep
>have a headache
>too lazy to erp
i hate life
>>534828216how is your femraen like that when that's exactly my femraen 1:1
>>534828137>retarded dickrider streamer that rode off of numerous other Twitch partnersWhy is this a bad thing for you? You watch one of the biggest clout demons on the internet.
>>534828283Weโre all somebodyโs baby, your gf is very philosophical.
>>534828319unfortunately i am booked for tonight sorry bwo..
>>534828280the only one that is remotely salvageable is the left one
Therapy is for people too ADHD to sit down, close their eyes and actually think about why they're so unhappy or fucked up. It does take years or decades to plumb the depths of your own soul, but no one else will be able to understand you except you.
Let me just say this: You're not some lawnmower who just needs the right parts or know-how to get running again. Sometimes the world itself is fucked up, and you're fucked up because that's where you're existing and you can't be not fucked up while living in a fucked up place. And I don't mean go live in a gated community in Miami, I mean we're living in hell. This is hell, it's a miracle you're as sane as you are now.
>>534828280these are all horrendous
>>534828423Sucks to suck. Try having a likeable personality for one.
>>534826853>didnt make the listjoever...
>>534828280Jesus, this has to be the work of a biofemra
>>534828614you got no reason to apologize bwo i've been playing too much fatal fury ever since ken dropped
>>534822598 (OP)Add this to the next OP please
โข August 15 to 16, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross Delta FINALE WATCHATHON - EP 22 to 26
>>534828423>getting depressed over video game marriage
>>534828423The winning move is not to play, anon.
>>534828220>spoilerTAKE IT BACK
>>5348282802 easily, most cohesive looking
>>534828732You don't have enough of a personality outside of being a femezen that makes porn, sorry.
>>534828567Ice on my wrist
Dripped out in gucci, dulce & gabbana, and rollies!
Porsche in my garbage!
>>534828423balmung?
my femlala needs a new eb but be warned I will lose all interest in you instantly if you do or say certain things that I won't warn you about ahead of time
>>534828423Don't worry, no one wants my moonie either
>>534828423Just get ebโd, nerd
>>534828787C-couldn't be me!! heh hm...
>>534828453It's fine, when he runs off for 4 days to hang out with the hole I invite guys around and I suck their cocks and get bred raw in his bed.
>>534828862She has a better personality than you who sits here shitposting her every day, schizo.
>>534828901I don't remember writing this post...
>>534828795bro i love his outfits like this jacket or the Ultimate Weapon X-02 but he's actually the worst of the bunch and has the worst fanbase no less
>>534828356>>534828412>>534828642>>534828709>>534828745>>534828795y r u all so mean 2 me. i guess i'll go with this then since no one lik me femra.
>>534828928do you like femra
>>534828286She'll yap about how bad she feels all the time and it'll awkward for both of you.
>>534828950I didn't mean it as a bad thing. They're fine, but not really a meme like most of the people on the list.
>>534828990This is arthas isnโt it
>>534828990>lipsok you're just shitposting lmfao
>>534824836>gets called out as joy sazu>tries to deflect it by saying no lalafel in every postlmfao
>>534828489nobody knows who u are
>>534828990I ANSWERED GENUINELY
>>534828795A girl told me I act like someone named Sylus from that game
Is this a good or bad thing...
>>534829001Yes, I like femra :3
>>534825325I used to sketch a lot and post them here but people got mad at me and I'd get reported until I got timed out for days.
I lurk and post occasionally, but my old gimmick netted me some real crazies for some reason
>>534829134Any girl that plays that is telling you she's got a billion red flags
>>534827405Itโs impressive some of the lengths they go to. Theyโre like actors ya know.
>>534828489who the hell are you
>>534829150the stinky one
>>534828792I try to not play after burning out from trying as of late, but man. I'm also wary of spending my energy properly on someone who also reciprocates mine. It's complex...
>>534829146being an artist here is a good way to be hated just to due to the jealousy people get from seeing someone get free art
>I'm not Tzera! I'm T'zera!!!
This is too much
>>534829134Good thing because you're like a malera and it's based kinocringe
>>534829253stop pretending schizo
femezen of the deep, heed my call
Stop yearning and confess
>>534827162>Check his social media>he's bitching about lack of QoL in XIV>Is now playing OSRSPLEASE keep him on XIV.
Cumming.
Watching Macross Delta.
Defending Square Enix online.
Yep, those are the fundamental components of Final Fantasy XIV, a subscription-based chatroom and 3D modeling program with around 200,000 subscribers. It has a slightly cheaper cash shop than Guild Wars 2 but you have to buy mods separately. We mostly like this but it just depends on who you ask.
>>534829150Both at the same time
The only reason I go on living is hearing guys tell me I make their cocks hard...
>>534829367I already got confessed to...
>>534829367I already tried that and got rejected, so now Iโm trying to move on but itโs hard
>>534829367I can't. They quit the game.
>>534829150the one with zero rizz
>>534827515>for a yearwat
SE hasn't focused on causal content since ARR maybe HW (ignoring even worse content droughts)
it's been a decade
>have to wait until the end of the week for the next bf6 beta
i was just getting warmed up
In another life, Macchi could've been a good poster...
>>534829582hop on 24/7 siege of shanghai
>>534829583Yeah if he could beat p1s lmao
>>534828423Hai anon, I just finished playing outward, it was a very fun game but also very hard. He went 1h and shield and I was doing mage stuff, I also cooked for both of us and he had so much carry weight and carried so little he was our money maker. We bought a tiny house at the marsh and stopped it there. Its so fun having an EB that also plays games other than ffxiv.
>>534829264When your EB makes art of everyone's character in your friend group except you how are you not supposed to get jealous...
>>534829418crazy these avatars somehow have less personality than JP players when they do similar shots
Book...
post lalas living life
>>534829583the /xivg/ AU timeline...
>>534829432>five years difference>age gapinternet cooked people's brain
>>534829616I LIKE DUALBLADES THOUGH
>>534829583I'm glad he was born into this one so he could be a great poster
Hey guys
Is it normal to treat this game like my actual life? I spend literally all day on it and ignore my irl life. I haven't showered in weeks or really gone outside except for the essentials. Real life just sucks and this is a good substitute. I also quit my job and stopped talking to my irl friends because they're too normie for my liking.
Tbh I just have a better time on ff14 than real life so why would I want to stop?
>>534829695This post is for male characters only, keep walking.
my femlala desperately needs a confession anchor...
>>534829740if it was 15 and 20 you'd be singing a different tune
>>534828203Desperate online losers are generally desperate regardless of political leaning
the original conjurer concept looked so much cooler than just having wind and rock spells
>>534829418Yeah this is cringe and lame but far left middle row could get it
>>534829432why is it always some femboy from the UK
IS ESTROGEN IN THE MUSHY PEAS
>>534829817well you see, in one case both people are adults, and in the other, one person is very obviously not an adult
hope that helps
don't say you're not because you are
DONT SAY YOU'RE NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE
Battlefield 6 beta was fun but I think it's too dry for my tastes. There's no SAUCE. It's just pure military reality serious business for my tastes. I need it to be like Metal Gear Solid where it's OPERATOR but goofy too.
>>534829583the original uglycute version of macchi was a good c@ but had 1 bad day and starting changing appearance constantly. 1 change for every meltie
>>534829881It is. Don't eat the peas.
>>534829881I always knew the UK was omega gay
>>534829759To be fair, while fun, Dualblades is the second biggest weeb weapon
>bash someone's taste otome game virtual men
>black SUVs pull into my driveway
>discord notifications blowing up
>boss schedules a teams meeting with me and someone from HR at 4pm
>>534829583Macchi is the funniest person here
>but macchi isnt funnyI know. Grim, isn't it
>>534829820>Desperate online losers are generally desperateBut enough about Rekka Ken
>>534829891thank you for proving my point
my femlala is running out of things to do in this game
>>534829432Gotta at least show us the physique
>>534829907i'm not, therefore i am
>>534828928this is a cute image
>>534827936therapy is a scam, women like it so much because it validates their narcissistic tendencies back to them and tells them they're right
I did therapy and the guy I got forgot on 3 different occasions why I was there and would trauma dump be about how his neighbors sucked like bro I'm paying you 200 a session fucking lock in and listen to me
>>534829406Sorry bro the ffxiv containment cell is weakening.
>>534829502define casual content
>>534829935it'll always be inferior because it doesn't have Flood Zone
I'm bored, what should i do in 14 today?
Eorzea is my oyster, and i'm hungry.
>>534829881>why is it always some femboy from the UKAmericans, despite being more accepting of gays overall publicly, are far far far more self hating about it. I've talked to a lot of guys online and the American guys always have a story of having to get over their sexuality and accept it as ok for themselves.
>>534829583I unironically believe Macchi is one of our best shitposters. He's an all time thread heel who makes genuinely funny schizo posts about the state of the game.
>>534829817>if I was stabbing you with a knife instead of cutting veggies you would sing a different tuneno shit.
Any other deep insights you have for us?
>>534830015Sorry, my moonie is a service top so sheโs not a true top
Where are the femboy moonies at
>>534830138Island sanctuary
My catboy has sex with catboys who have sex with femras
>>534824836I thought you might not've liked it so I stopped gposing, Ill pick it back up when I have a break as well
https://files.catbox.moe/uv5wrv.png
>>534830185Not even remotely the same thing.
My fiddie is a machine that turns single male characters into platonic friends
>>534828294>collecting big tittied femra A noble goal but are there even that many others? I know Ace is pretty awooga but can't really think of others.
>>534829367I already did, twice to two different close friends over the last year and was gently let down both times
maybe I'm just fated to be everyone's friend but nobody's special someone
>>534830060That doesnt prove your point at all. The older you get, the less of a difference an age difference makes between two people in terms of life experience. If a 15 year old and a 20 year old date, the 20 year old has lived an entire extra third of the 15 year old's life over them. A 27 year old and a 32 year old, it's already down to less than a fourth. Do you really think The difference between you as a 15 year old and you as a 20 year old is the same between you as a 27 year old and you as a 32 year old?
>>534824836>not even bothering to change out of the lv 1 starter gear
>>534830138Level an alt job.
>>534830295I am a single male character that friendzones fiddies.
I'm not even joking it's happened like 3 times.
>>534829367Someday, but not today
>>534830295Does your fiddie like f+ or is she a chill stoic comfortable living life as a bachelorette
>>534830212alright, it's time for the cock inspection
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>>534822712Fuck it. I'll play into this. I need a weapon to get back into Monster Hunter.
>>534830295can you befriend my lonely male character
*dons the Sable Death Mask*
Kukuku... Is there anyone in this realm who could ever hope match my might... I seek but one adversary who could make me feel the thrill of defeat, but alas, none have ever come close... Have you come to prove me wrong, adventurer?
>>534830295built for my rava+
>>534830295My fiddie is a machine that turns single male characters into single fathers.
>>534822712If you don't give me the Charge Blade I will take a hostage.
>>534829091>>534829094>>534829128I just can't stand being an unnoticed blonde femra anymore bros. i promise i am not The Wrath of the Lich King. this is my final attempt. please give me feedback or I will die.
>>534830570she gets them regnant
>>534830570Are you the one that had my malera rape your character in an Ul'dah alley and leave your character to raise the bastards
>>534829367my femlala read about the guy using femlala personas in AI, so she visited an AI and trained it to know what a femlala was
>>534829641rather play 247 metro
>>534829658sunnie+
>Mute other PCs in the sound settings
>Game gains an unsettling vibe to it
https://files.catbox.moe/nce8ud.mp4
>>534830006I just wanted to be fast bro
>>534830652From a nigga to a depressed chik fil a employee, this has to be a shitpost
>>534827753my femra has no EB, but is thankfully a side piece.
monk is so fuckin cool bros...
>>534822712Is it a sword? I hope it's a sword
Time to max out the tomestones before reset
>>534830652just give it a couple more attempts sis... i believe in you
Would you rather die a virgin or start fucking femboys?
>*whiny noises* Ohhhhh but they don't pass as girls ohhhhhh it's still a man ohhhhh I'd only fuck one that was literally a biological woman with a dick surgically attached by magic
It's a warm hole that'll call you "babe", don't be so picky.
>>534830652ok i actually like this one
>>534830846It's a 1-handed magic twig wand
If you're too good in a game mode I just kick you from the lobby/soft ban you from functions
You can still watch and chat in the function but you cannot play as you are beyond everyone's skill there, simple as.
I am my character and she is me
>>534829367I can't... I shouldn't... We're worlds apart...
I love my GAW EB. Shes too unstable for a proper job but takes care of the house very well
How long does it take to unlock the new FFXI raid?
>>534822776>sleepcallsBro we aren't 15-20 we are GROWN now
I used to do sleepcalls all the time back when I was in highschool on our shitty phones. Now I live with her.
Sleepcalls and things of that nature are when it's long distance and whatnot.
>>534830956me when i lie to myself
>>534830029maybe!
are you a princess coded duskie
>>534830890im not a virgin though
>>534830354He is an autistic pedo, you're wasting your breath on him.
>>534830890I'd die a virgin before I become a coping faggot.
>>534830890Final fantasy Xiv
>>534830985charge blade 100%
>>534830929NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534830846The Esteem council awards you with this greatsword.
>>534822712I'm curious if I'll get my favorite weapon.
>>534830890I'm not a virgin, but I'd hire a prostitute before I'd fuck a man.
>>534830890Do fictional modded miera count?
>>534830983Not long if you cleared the first one and the post quests for it ballpark estimate ~30mins max
>>534830790the world has been unkind to me fe- malera.
>>534830857i'm trying... maybe if i use photoshop to accentuate his features.. t-that will work for u, sirs?
>>534830914tyty
my portraits are so shit man
Is there a way to cast Duty Actions/Phantom Actions as part of a macro?
>>534831080cute lalaboy even if his eyes look a little fucked up
>>534831212give him a big smile
East coast needs its server? Nah lets develop FF17 for a billion dollars.
>>534831247just mess around with the lighting and dutch angles, tends to help mine pop a bit more
>>534831247*Tosses a roll of TP at u*
>>534831239can u put on psylocke's swimsuit skin... >-<
Tbh I enjoy femboys because they know how to make me cum a lot harder and faster than women. And emotionally they're easier to have a relationship with.
>>534830219I do want that gator finally!
>>534830432I'm only missing a few max levels now. So maybe this change of pace is welcomed too...
>>534831239Does Psycat like highlanders...?
>>534831297Wuh, okay if you think I should name him Norm... How does this sound: norm north?
>>534830862It's decided.
I can't be held responsible for what happens next.
KAITEN WILL RETURN IN 8.0...!!!
>>534830890I'm straight
There's nothing attractive about men and I don't care how much you doll them up.
>>534831316I should have known that it was over before I even posted
>>534831347Xiv is in maintenance mode
what are they even gonna do with black mage
if they remove ley lines ill kill myself
my fmzn is going to take a nap before raids later tonight, good night anons
>>534831080I'm going to assume this lalafell is a male
>>534831509yeah so will dark arts royal road smn and sch dots
>>534831247To be fair, everyoneโs portraits are shit here, we all can improve on our portrait work ya know? keep at it though anon!
>>534831326Think so? Been bouncing between vanilla eyes and those
>>534831443....
>>534829418That picture and those activities mentioned in your post are what Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail are all about.
>>534830890I'll die a virgin. I enjoy erotica and explicit pictures as much as the next guy, but I'll not compromise and settle for less. I'm sure it's fun with a person you care for but without that, sex is not important to me, if it was I would already have found prostitutes or escort services. So I will die a virgin if I cannot find a woman who will love me and that I can love in return.
>>534830890Honestly femboys make me cringe so I'd prob just die a virgin
>>534831187>but I'd hire a prostitute before I'd fuck a manYou're saying that like hiring a prostitute's a bad thing
>>534831374she knows who she is
>>534831176Curved sword, how exotic!
>>534831347EAST COAST REPRESENTATIVE HERE. we ALL want the last FF7 rebirth game finished before you spend even a DOLLAR on the east coast servers
signed,
the ENTIRETY of the EAST COAST
I wanna post my character but I have no excuse to do so...
This has been the case for the past week
>>534831443My lalaboy does this
>>534831616Do we look at Instagram sloots to figure out how to make better portraits or something
>>534831782I give you permission
>>534830890I'm a 240lb bodybuilder with a warm hole and I'll call you babe. Go ahead and fuck me, faggot.
>>534831683>You're saying that like hiring a prostitute's a bad thingWell, losing your virginity to a prostitute is probably not what anyone wants, unless you're like a 14 year old prince in Dubai. Still, if I had become a Wizard, I would have just paid. Luckily I was nowhere close to Wizardry.
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>>534831734Based, you got my 2nd favorite weapon right.
Leaving my computer on to /doze in game while I sleep IRL
my femlala thought about her threadcrush ALL NIGHT
>>534831704It's a blade meant for slaying beasts not men, you should handle it fine.
>>534830442Understandable, I'm told nobody likes fiddies
>>534830471>>534830556>>534830507Strictly friends
>>534830570Your male gets pregante?
>>534831782If youโre playing a race that doesnโt get an anchor post then youโre obligated to post a blank of your guy at any time
>>534831627that looks better
does he like femlalas?
>>534831870If this lalafell isn't a male, they will have their weapon revoked
Curse these hemorrhoids. Can't even sit in my gaming chair.
EU time xivg is a mistake
>>534831998Lemme pop em for you bro
>>534831509*as a passive trait. it triggers when your kenki meter overflows and is inefficient compared to manual consumption of kenki. it will have a prominent effect to let everyone know you fucked up like with NIN mudras
The true expression of skill in /xivg/ is getting first in a Open Triple Triad tournament constistently but unironically...
>>534824169>you can have very explicitly implied penis in vagina sexUmm with who?? Does my bond have to be level 100 with a boy or something?! Even in the memories I've yet to see things get that spicy. Asking for a friend of course
>>534830696>>534831921i have sex with male midlanders and bear their bastard children
>>534831827I never thought of that desu, itโs a good idea! I see nothing wrong with it, if it inspires you it inspires you!
>>534831212Turn on the unique poses and let me see what he looks like with facial expressions...
>>534832150i am a male au ra and that screenshot is my pov of me tripping over and falling down in front of you...or shall i say, falling for you.
-.-
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>>534831950He does like femlalas! He'd love to hold someones hand or even... go on a date.
>>534831987HE'S A MAN, A YOUNG STRAPPING LAD Y'HEAR?!
>>534831041duskie yes, princess i'm not sure.
>>534832150you are the friend
>>534831247People like mine. Don't understand why.
>>534831696ss is my TLR wife
where do I get all the shit I need for the new crafting and gathering sets?
>>534831782Same sis, been waiting for a feet or moonie anchor for similar reasons
>>534832251this "lad" is going to turned into an onahole soon, mark my words.
Gumo
>>534831782You don't need an excuse just say gumo or something
>>534832058Fuck you, I eat too much protein.
...
MEAT
...
FUCK
>>534832367anon, thatโs a potato.
>>534832251*jumps out of fountain* Iโm sorry for last time also whereโs the hat!? /pet /pet *runs off*
Reminder that if you're a femlala that neglect other femlalas then you should explode
there's a reason why every relationship is femlala x femlala and you should stop trying to be a unique snowflake
>but I like catboys and miera
too bad
>I like lalab*ys (LMAOOOOOOO)
too bad
they're all weird and hate you anyway
either fanta off the race or embrace your local femlala NOW
>>534832509Wouldn't be the first time I've mashed a potato.
>>534832320what does tlr mean
>>534832509It's like if that pie scene from American Pie was Irish instead.
Terminally online women are frightening.
remind me why they removed all of the fun parts of this game again
>>534832648If you know you know I fear
>>534831998Get some hydrocortisone lube up finger and up your butt.
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Terminally online women are attractive I just wish the ones that crushed on me lived closer to me.
>>534832672Heh made me chuckle
May i pet?
>>534832150hahahah this girlfailure is gonna spend money on virtual husbands
Anyone knows an actual skirt with pantyhose?
>>534831371is there a mod for it?
>>534832593Filing up these lalas with my sunnie+
>>534832538Well its right here of course.... wait. W-who said that!
>>534832251balmung? femlala here and don't think I have met you yet
>>534832732yo can you make it clap
Why is it always girlfailures but never boyfailures... u_u
>>534832061Donโt pat yourself on the back, itโs just easier to animate, thatโs all. Sheeesh
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>>534832891We have plenty of failed males already
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>>534832808online store, Educand's Sailor Skirt
>>534832808FRANZISKA JUMPSCARE.. but i don't :( i think the nier gear might have some? will keep an eye out though
>>534831882I want to do this but with my threadcrush/dozing next to me so it looks like we're cuddling all night
>>534832256did you happen to meet a very tall person at the carpenter's guild a week or so ago
if so, then yes she is!
>>534831364>easier to have a relationship withI laughed. I have never met a femboy that didn't embody the worst aspects of women on top of being unfaithful.
How the fuck do you fail as a girl lmao?
Literally just don't pig out and don't talk too much that's it
Thanks guys for the feedback. What should I name him?
>>534832969wtf, my femzen is in the cash shop
>>534832240No mister au ra it's the pov of my front facing camera
>>534832267.... I may be the friend.
>>534832789I haven't spent anything yet tyvm! I don't play nearly enough to justify it, but I almost did for some outfits...
>>534832983Begone semen demon, you will NOT be taking my family jewels. My virginity is mine and I never lose.
critics are calling 'Akemi x Anon' one of the greatest works of literature ever produced
>>534832969why wont they give us short skirts shorter than knee length?
what does girlfailure and boyfailure mean exactly?
>>534827753I'm good with just one, thanks.
>>534832924this looks like judasโ EB
>>534832891It takes skill to fail as a woman. To fail as a man is just the default.
I actually kind of wanted to do that CE so you better appreciate that I'm willing to commit to the bit.
>>534832808educand skirt, but it's mogstation
>>534832853Balmung.... not quite. You might catch the lad snoozing around the gold court in Mateus now however :V
>>534832969Aw that's too long unfortunately.
>>534833001Thanks I've been looking through eorzea collection but nothing seems to hit the right spot.
And she's the best.
>>534832737Sure, he's only acting rabid so it's completely safe too!
>>534832779Board my beloved...
>>534832593It's Ok, my hroth+ will fake the femlalas.
>>534833127can you put your sister on
I need somethin pretty to look at
>>534833205masochistic terms invented by losers to roast the people exactly like them on the internet
are voremoonies still a thing or did fat hroth eat em all?
>>534833186>>534833330long skirts are so hot, factually
We want each other SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD, itโs unreal.
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>>534833186But they have.
>>534833330>Aw that's too long unfortunately.Time for mods.
>>534832150>Umm with who??few of them you just need to get the cards, but you would know that if you actually played the game
anyone wanna watch me play insaniquarium
>>534833186You can have one if you're Femqo'te.
>>534833565so what are you two waiting for
>>534833517Humma humma... mamacita..
Me likey...
>>534827753Have had the same eb for like 10 years but take a bunch of lewd pics with others.
>>534832150the valentine's day cards come to mind lol
AUTHORS OF OUR FATE
ORCHESTRATE OUR FALL FROM GRACE
POOREST PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
OUR DEFIANCE DRIVES US STRAIGHT TO THE EDGE
>>534833565I want... I want... I want you sooo...
We have each other now after wanting each other
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOO BAD, it's unreal
Anyone wanna go on a silly date on light :3?
>>534833030yes yes that's me! how are you doing?
(you) should play GU with me
>>534833620I just said I haven't seen that in the "cards" I've unlocked
>>534833796Ooo okay I started playing way after valentines
>>534833820ok
i just killed this fat alien by feeding it pills lol
>>534833450What's wrong, my wife?
>>534833859L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>534822776As a fujo yume who has a eb like this it is Pretty Nice, good luck on your search
>>534833318I can stop by in a minute or so
>>534833845LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>534833859I have a femra with a story skip on Cerberus. I could DC travel to Light and go on a date with you. I plan to eventually transfer my main t EU
Should my fishra get the ultimate or ultimate plus wash at the car wash?
My moonie really wants someone to push her down on a bed, hold her wrists above her head and then force her to eat them out
I am
a miera
with only one carrot left in his inventory...
>>534833623>>534833953it's a Monday which means... work...
inshallah I will pass away... u_u
>>534834032my car gets washed when it rains
>>534834035can you eat my ass? I'm a male roe
Someone host a meetup for ef
>>534834081It's over... >.<
>>534833941can you buy ultravore for me
>>534834123I need to spend some time out my house and some bird decided to SHIT on my car so I am getting mine washed again
>>534834081Then I shall endeavor to have dinner prepared by the time you return..
My moonie doesn't bother anymore coz she can tell the system in finland works by keeping her trapped in one place dependent on doctors and the government that nothing ever happens and everything is fake and gay and even if she made 1 cent the Finnish nanny police state would spend 1000 dollars so she won't even get that single cent
And guess what my moonie is right lmao roflombo kekule xd
i hate them for asking me to eb when they just wanted the stupid dress, now everyone ignores me because im used goods i hate this dumbass game
>>534834032If u can budget for the ultimate then yes but if not do the other
>>534834147i know, it's ove-
>>534834267IT'S NOT OVER... :O
>>534834291shut the fuck up
Does Freelancer even do anything after you've leveled all the jobs? Like its damage doesn't scale, right?
>all these successful people itt with cars, jobs and partners while I'm stuck in my room taking HRT and playing XIV
It's joever.
t. femra
>>534822776>>ill do sleepcallsSee I know you niggers aren't fat because no one that snores is doing this shit.
For shame.
>>534834261the bird? he was me
>>534834423you get treasuresight
>>534834412That only works if someone has respect for you
>join a dungeon
>"Meowdy!"
>see the portraits
>the person saying it was a miera
is nothing sacred anymore?
>>534834430i can save you... my dainty princess
>>534834430My moonie thinks you should be a normal guy and you'll be much happier.
>>534834437snoring is associated with weight? my mom was always tiny and snored like crazy
>>534834492Viera are allowed to appropriate any race's culture since they've all been stealing viera ears.
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>join a dungeon
>"What's up my glubber!"
>see the portraits
>the person saying it was a face 4 femra
is nothing sacred anymore?
>>534834430my femra has a car and a job but she's a repper...
>>534833573should have said "why wont they give us short skirts shorter than knee length anymore?"
>>534834492sick of these fucking bunks stealing our fucking culture
>>534833829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIZ0BFkb4s
>>534834546its an airway issue but fat fucks tend to snore more since more weight is on their chest and neck
Do people run unreals on a monday?
I haven't done it yet...
>>534834356I can budget for it, it's only 9.50 so it won't break the bank
>>534834430I wish I could be doing thst instead of waging and having a car but i also like being able to spoil my sugar baby
>>534834450Explode die perish blow up incinerate kaboom
I swear all malezen have that school shooter stare.
>>534834492I say meowdy as a malera.
>>534834430An Appal post for sure.
>>534834350Sorry to hear that anon, but I don't think labeling yourself as used goods is proper. EB and love aren't a once per life thing, you will find someone else. Don't give up! /pet
>>534834695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>>534834669Yeah but you might want to try Aether if you aren't there already.
>>534834639stay strong sis
have a kiss from my sunnie...
smooooch
>>534834492sever his head and parade it around the twelveswoods!!!
>>534834507Proofs?...
>>534834515It's too late for me, I already have tits, they are VERY noticeable.
>>534834639I was a repper too, cracked at 19.
>>534834689>sugar babyEXPLODE
>>534834775My tits are bigger than Appal's :3
>worldโs best MMO with 40 gorillion players and if you donโt play the game youโre literally Hitler
>game consists of e-dating and taking hormones
>>534834430My dogoonie WISHES she could do nothing but take her hrt and stay at home. The wage life is awful sis
>>534834026Sure :3 where do you wanna meet
>>534834876post ingame character
>>534834795thanks sis...
/smooch
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any EU friends open to do some new maps with me...?
>>534834430Want the genuine cope? Literally everyone is on their own journey. You were not raised under the same circumstances as everyone else and you don't know what demons they may be hiding too. Comparing what your life stage looks like to others is stupid unless you include all the variables.
>>534834546IIRC snoring is mostly a symptom of being a fat fuck, though obviously with some things there are other causes. Maybe your mom fucked up her nose or was born with a bit of a fucked nose.
>>534834876wow she's even catty like a real woman
>>534834876If you're femra just stops taking the hormones your natural ones will deplete the breast tissue. They'll go away even faster if you focus on muscle building the chest and toning with pilates or crossfire. Its not too late for you dude.
>>534834989Sorry anon, I am not European. Good luck!
>>534834989we will prob run maps this week.
i've 2 on my side and ik some people wants to run maps.
>>534834876>My tits are bigger than Appal's :3you're also fatter than appal
>>534833915I'm doing good, thanks! I hope everything's good for you too.
I was hoping you'd want to meet up again sometime and maybe make a pose...
my sunnie when i see another sunnie
Doesn't taking HRT cost money? How do trans NEETs afford it?
>>534834989Yes, I have 3 maps
>>534834647Hentai โskirtsโ that show panties even when standing are a really dumb meme that annoys my femlala
>>534835302You can always inject alcohol into your testicles
>banned for posting a text box that contained censored genitalia in the background
Fake and gay
i am a femlala
who feels like im about to frow up
>>534835373*shoves a baconator in your mouth*
shut it. biggers are talking
>>534835302They use taxpayer money.
I CAST COVER, TAKING ALL YOUR ESTROGEN
THEN I CAST HALLOWED GROUND TO REMOVE IT
QUICKLY HEAD TO THE GYM ROULETTE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>534835413>banned>still postswe got a rebel on our hands sisters...
>>534835491Did you know that most jobs are worthless and cost tax payer money
So theyโre posting the name of the Forbidden One (A****) and discussing pharmaceuticals. This doesnโt pertain to video games.
>>534834876DO YOU LIKE CATBOYS DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN
>>534835586Why are you mad
>>534835413I got warned the other day for saying CL was a creep.
>>534835373Same, sis. My femlala prefers long robes that give glimpses of her panties as she runs.
>>534834430>>534835039The answer is just that what everyone wants from life is different. You just gotta find out what you want and go for it. Some people have great jobs and cars but don't actually want those things. Some people are perfectly content to just living a simple life.
>>534834647The wintertide sheath skirt was releasedโฆ 3 months ago?
>>534835596In government, absolutely. But everyone fucking whined when we tried to cut redundancy in bloated bureaucracy. In the private sector, I agree; stop fucking giving people subsidies for piss poor work.
evens, do combat job dailies
odds, continue the crafting journey
0, do my crafting quests
>>534834430>all these successful people itt with cars, jobs and partners i just have a job :(
My moonie doesn't speak to neets, please list your occupation in your adventure plate.
>>534835862>stop fucking giving people subsidies for piss poor work.Extremely based, fuck the farmers.
>>534834959I'm scared of getting schizo'd. I'm very weak and I cry easily.
>>534835950content creator / influencer
I used to have motivation to do the normal raids, alliance raids, keep up with casual tomestone gear or crafted and all that but I kinda don't care anymore, theres no reward at the end of it. Like what do you get out of doing these daily chores?
>>534835992>farmersI read that as femras... Ugh, nevermind.
>>534836079number go up -> neuron activation
>>534835787If I had a nickel for everytime someone replied with "Lizzy..." After posting, I'd have four nickels... Which isn't a lot but am shook it's happened four times now
>>534836085You like malera?
>>534836079i want to have gils so i do them and get tomestones
>>534835596the more jobs i hold, the more i feel like the world's just hinging on the verge of collapse. nobody's trained properly, nobody knows what they're doing, everyone's winging it with a skeleton crew. shit is fucked.
remember hearing about what it was like for air traffic controllers? these guys make sure your planes don't slame into each other at 3000 feet, but they're short staffed, burnt out, falling asleep on the job from working an 18 hour shift, etc. it's all like this, from the burnout fast food worker who doesn't give a shit, to the nurse who barely listens to your symptoms, to the doctor who prescribes you the wrong drug.
we. are. fucked.
>>534832808holy based fran cosplay
>>534835525covered damage bypasses hallowed ground
>>534836079Same thing happened to me. It was pretty liberating. I only ever sub now if I want to do the raid tier. So I'm basically on vacation until the next raid tier.
>>534836049Also most of the schizos are morons every time they think theyโre about to pull off some hare brained scheme it always backfires on them but, your concern is valid!
>>534836236Shut up you're not getting me to work ATC especially when there's only like 5 planes in air in finland at any given moment
I don't have to take estrogen I already have too much
And I don't like it very much
>>534835992You're hitting the nail on the head but you're using a ball peen hammer. The reason farming subsidies provide piss poor work is that we subsidise corn, and it turns into HFCS and ethanol instead of eatin' corn. This disincentivizes farming food, produce crops, and the meat industry. Why farm orchards when the gubmint pays you to farm the shit making us fat?
>>534825151too goofy looking and needs about 8 more bones in it at least
>>534825151Would this femezen.
>>534835308pawsome, i have 2!
do you want to meet up somewhere?
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>>534836423I'm just afraid of not being able to post my character without people screaming names at me and making up shit for no reason. Picrel the eyes of me femra.
>>534835787I'm not a dog bruh, though that post is real asf
>>534836128if you search "Lizzy" in the archive there's a LOT of posts of people replying to not me
>>534836236> nobody's trained properly, nobody knows what they're doingsystems got more complex, education fell off because of modern social media and new dopamine sources, it also costs a lot to properly educate someone.
In middle-age, someone could learn a craft for 20 years before starting to do it by their own.
It will get worse, because everyone that doesn't fit this mold will go to the future far right's gulag (at least in USA and Europe) in ~10years.
Why did Ceremonial gear get more expensive from last time I played?
>>534836332Fucking why?
Most of us don't even have jobs retard
It's like the retards over on /v/ that blame wokeshit on zoomers even though millennials are the real jews pushing all that cringe shit
>everyone in /xivg/ takes hrt
>pool of males gets smaller
>I can finally get a gf
Heh... things are lookin up for this middie
>>534836715You can exchange it in for 750 gear now, so people will buy it specifically to earn Everkeep tickets.
>>534836797it can be a spicy vegetable
>>534835251I'd be happy to and I made a quick draft for it already! I'm just not sure I'll be available tonight since I'm not home...
>>534836119Yeah I dunno that doesn't make my neurons activate, especially when I know the limits of what I can even possibly do
>>534836168I already have gil, but just because I have it doesn't mean its not a fair answer
>>534836298Yeah I'm not too into the way these glams look, ontop of not really being into that guy standing around showing off the best gear in the world
>>534836378It is nice to have to not worry about keeping up with the chores, but with not caring about glams all that much there isn't too much of a reason to game, everything feels a little too... whats the word... managed? Solved?
my femra takes HRT for more than 5 years and she is happy
>>534836797Yo check the mic...
I did it all for the NOOKIE.. what?? THE nookie?? WHAT?? So you can take this cookie and shove it up your UGGNHHH shove it up your UGHNNN shove it up your yeahhhh
>>534836861Oh fuck me man, God dammit i forgot about that. I hate the process and the menus of upgrading shit so I'm not going to do it anymore but my off roles aren't high enough for jeuno
>>534830652I genuinely find this one super handsome
Very stoic, clean cut, and face 4 is always a win in my book
>>534837115nta is jueno gear still weekly only?
>>534836332I taught Zoomers for years. Their parents screwed them over by handing them a tablet before they turned 3. So many lacked the attention span to even read a paragraph. Fried brains from such a young age, and their worst behaviors were enabled at every turn. If I blame anyone, I blame boomers and the soft-parenting gen-x'ers.
>>534836712I have no doubt that you are right about this. It's why I went into a field that will always be in demand (health care) and recommend it to others who are in the neet pit and want to get out but have no idea where to start. But it's scary, because now that I work in health care, I see all these people who lack compassion for others just doing it to pay their bills, and I get nervous that one day I'll be the patient needing care, and the person on the other end of the table is gonna be some zoomzoom who doesn't give a shit and can't be bothered to even lock in and listen to what I'm saying for two minutes.
The entire system just makes me very sad. It's why on my time off, I immerse so deeply in fantasy. I'll play mmorpgs like this one, watch shows based in other worlds, create other worlds of my own and host tabletops, etc. This reality is kinda bleak outside of a few glimmers of goodness.
>>534836797Repressed guy/girl who is thinking of transitioning
>>534837029Do you like boys who listen to limp bizkit
>>534836236I'm a nurse and you're wrong... it's just that we are swamped.
>>534837029HRT doesn't exist in ffxiv, they just use glamours, fantas, or a healer might be able to dispel mental illness. Could it be that you were talking about yourself instead?
spent hours dressing up my character to make another grown ass man cum when he wakes up
The biggest delusion especially in modern history is that everyone needs to work especially when trying to force everyone to have a job and go to work is inherently destructive to the economy and society
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>>534836697Am very much aware of those posts considering how often I'm hit with "Lizzy..." Whenever I chime in with no avatar attached
some dumbass femra is gonna reply to that post with "MEEEE :3"
>>534837328I know that, but it leads to you guys not having enough time to listen. You have too many patients and there aren't enough of you, so each patient you have doesn't get enough of your attention. It's not your fault; it's just the system. And it sucks. Everything is like this in some way or another, so it all sucks. The whole world was ruined by these fuckers who want to squeeze it all dry so they can have a little more.
>>534837303I work in healthcare and hate old people and they should all die. Yes, including me when I turn old. I'd rather die than be kept alive at 70 by forcefeeding with 10+ medications that have be taken 3-4 times a day.
>>534837115Couldn't you run Cruiserweight a few times on your main to farm tokens? You could trade that in for gear on your alternate jobs, the normal tier is unlocked now except for the holoblade.
>>534837223Jueno First Walk is completely uncapped now, you can farm coins and the gear as much as you'd like.
I have done the new unreal and it is certainly easier than Suzaku. I mean both were the same difficulty for me, but random PF pugs can do it too! So it's not a huge chore to do the weekly this patch.
i hope poyos doing alright
>>534834430i have all these things and also take HRT so you can really just do whatever you want in life
>>534836975>there isn't too much of a reason to gameIt's your mind telling you it's time to move on. It may take you awhile, I know it did for me. But you're trying to chase something that you won't feel again. You've basically hit veteran status in this game, unless they release something "new" you won't feel the light burn again. But we all know they just release rehashed sloppa so the light won't be reignited. Unless you have friends you enjoy playing the game there really isn't a reason to play this game that isn't on .0, .2, and .4 patch cycles.
>>534837381I am a grown ass man that cums like that in the morning
>>534837618Yippee!! thanks anon
>>534837303>It's why I went into a field that will always be in demand (health care) and recommend it to othersUh
>But it's scary, because now that I work in health care, I see all these people who lack compassion for others just doing it to pay their bills, and I get nervous that one day I'll be the patient needing careIs this pasta or a thread derailed chatgpt?
>>534837591Honestly I'm at the same point. Our worst patients are boomers. Paradoxically, despite what I've said about gen z, they're usually not bad at all. Very polite if not a bit closed off. Millennials have been polite too. People in their 20s and 30s have, for the most part, been fine patients in my experience. But when we get someone who's 70+, they act like the rules don't fucking apply to them and they make me hate my job so god damned much it's unreal.
>in game lore of a potion to change your gender, race, and overall appearance whenever you please
>people still stuck up with the fascination of having their characters to take HRT and mods to show surgery scars and god knows what other abominations for their character to be even more self inserted
Not enough numbers go bigger for this numbers go bigger game.
>>534837624can you turn away from the camera next time
What does HRT even do once you take it?
Asking for a friend...
>>534836975i have gils too, but i don't wanna spend 10m on crafting gear so i do it by myself.
>>534837209ffxiv?
>>534837260femra
>>534837303in my country, health care is fucked up. some works 20h per day. it's underfunded for years and it'll collapse soon. only the richs will be able to have cares, despite people protested and went in strike.
> The entire system just makes me very sad. It's why on my time off, I immerse so deeply in fantasy. I'll play mmorpgs like this one, watch shows based in other worlds, create other worlds of my own and host tabletops, etc. This reality is kinda bleak outside of a few glimmers of goodness.I totally feel you. This world is sad. We let the worst people took the lead and they bring us to the destruction, without any magic.
It not only brings me comfort and helps me to ignore the current world problems, but also gives me a feeling of control we can't have on this society.
>>534837635do you actually...
>>534837519I'm glad you understand our issues. But people think we're all horrible monsters whenever I check social media nowadays.
My femlala challenges you to an egg nog drinking contest
>>534836712>last sentenceThat is a good thing and fucking based. I hope it happens. I'll be a grand imperator.
>>534837728Best of luck with your ring climbing.
>>534837328I have a friend who works in healthcare and he tells me healthcare workers (including nurses), especially the female ones, spend half the day gossiping and looking at shit on their phones
>>534837618I farmed raids in Shb for gear and that shit took sooooo fucking long that I'm never doing it ever again. I thinknit legit took 4 or 5 days to get the pieces i wanted. RNG does not like me. I'll just buy it, but I wish I had bought it last time I subbed. I totally forgot about the gear upgrade thing
>>534837743It's just more cringe self inserting, which is the cringeiest thing on the cringe scale
>>534837850I plead the fifth...
Wish Savage wasn't such a content roadblock for solo players like myself.
>>534837921you'll be just another slave working the fields
>>534837926My wife
Hoedick
>>534837742They take up all the beds and majority have such contempt for you, you have to sit in the staff room and ask yourself why you do this everyday. So much money spent every year to keep these people alive when more can be spent on infrastructure and more positions for important things like more teachers or doctors.
>>534837808Makes you fat, emotional, kills your libido (besides the AGP), but helps you fit in with your discord cult.
Fuck EBs, I just want friends with benefits where we game and make each other cum when we want to
>>534837926Why didn't I see you at the auction yesterday....
>>534837808Slowly turns you into a speedrunning GAWD
>>534837447/pet /pet it's funny that when I anonymous post I never get replied w/ my own name, but others do
>>534837808>you grow tits>you emotional like a gayboy (I've been crying all the time recently due to a breakup)>your skin becomes a bit more smooth>thinning of body hair>change of smell>slow fat redistributionIt doesn't affect bones after 23 yo IIRC. All of the above is considering you are taking a proper dosage. I might have missed some stuff, but I think that's it :)
>>534837323my femra doesn't know limp bizkit...
>>534837374yes.. yes...
>>534837935well at least the female nurses won't rape your comatose female family members? id look at my phone and gossip too if I had to sit in a hospital for 12 hours 3 times a week.
>>534837808saves the balding problem moids have lol
My sunnie thinks you should go to the gym first to feel the testoterone (awesome damage buff)
>>534837943When I play my highlander I self insert and pretend that it's me bumbling about Eorzea and beyond. I wear a helmets, hats, or hoods during combat so I don't see myself during combat (I am a lover not a fighter)
I spend majority of my time crafting, gathering, and doing housing stuff because that's what I do irl- busywork
When I see myself nodding, saying nothing, and stiff-emoting during cutscenes I can say "wow! That's literally what I would do!"
It's truly my finalest fantasies
>>534836916okay that's no biggie!
all I've come up with is a rough idea for outfits so you're ahead of me already...
I'm usually available most nights so I'll keep an eye and ear out for you!
>>534837935Idk what place your friend works, but I physically don't have time to be on my phone unless it's during lunch.
>game is falling apart
>open the general
>its all erp and trans posting
>>534838270My femra goes and does legs 5 times a weekโฆ
>>534838106Wrong, I'm waiting until my ship off date to OCS right meow!
>>534836236>the more jobs i hold, the more i feel like the world's just hinging on the verge of collapse. nobody's trained properly, nobody knows what they're doing, everyone's winging it with a skeleton crew. shit is fucked.I know exactly what you mean and I have the same feeling sometimes.
>>534836712>everyone that doesn't fit this mold will go to the future far right's gulag (at least in USA and Europe) in ~10years.okay bro settle down we didn't need to hear about your sexual fantasies
>>534837942I have memories of farming E11N a ton just because I couldn't get my leg pieces to drop, so I understand. I'm surprised you were excited to jump into Jeuno farming for your alts if you could, wouldn't that have been way worse?
>>534838112/pet /pet
>>534838162I had other things that day and couldn't attend. The last one was fun, but those sorts of meetups go on for longer than I'd personally like anyways.
>>534838076shrimply enter the pf mines
>>534837738Neither. I know how contradictory that can sound. My role specifically is one that lets me sleep at night, so I don't feel bad about the conditions I'm working in. But in the past, I worked in some seriously grisly places where we were short staffed, and idk. It's a complex feeling. I understand why people are the way that they are, and I want to empathize and not be too judgmental about it, but it scares me because I know one day I'll be on the receiving end of it.
>>534837860Ah yeah I didn't mean it like that. I do work with some nurses who, imo, should've chosen a different field. But what I see more commonly are people who are just cockblocked from doing their best because of a bad system, and then they let it destroy them until they burn out and become this awful shell of a human who's grumpy and lashing out at people. I work with dozens of RNs like this, who confess to me that they're burnt out, and I see it every day when they show up. Again, not judging, and I really really get it, but it scares me that one day I could be on the other side of that, trying to explain my feelings to them while their mind is legit somewhere else because they've been burnt out for 20 years. Nursing needs to be like air traffic control, where they let you retire relatively quickly after starting to avoid this sort of thing. That, or just staff more nurses.
>>534838121Every so often I'll get a really kind boomer pt who drags me back from that abyss, but yeah generally I harbor the same dark thoughts after I get a few bad ones in a row. I used to work dementia with boomers exclusively, and the whole thing changed my views on when and how I want to die. I used to want to live a long time, but now I really don't.
>>534838305I'm happy for you bro, you do what makes you the happiest. It's still cringe though, but I won't stop you
>>534837943Self inserting is better than pretending to be a catgirl tho
average xiv player is a midlander who plays pld or drk
>>534838375your legs are going to fall off..
>>534836621Yes, I will be available after this leveling roulette. I'm at the second boss. We can meet in the quicksands on Odin, Light. In 10 minutes if you have time?
>>534838327Nigga itโs been like this for over 3 years
>>534836248I love her
Unfortunately the top is crafting gear, I need to find something to replace it...
Weird chatgpt thread energy
>>534838410oh military. well you probably have a decent shot then.
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>>534838327>game is dying>look inside>trannies taking overPattern recognition is a super power
>>534838485Different sides of the same mental illness coin.
>>534838446Farming for glam feels different than farming for gear upgrades, even if it were to take the same amount of time
>>534838165/Pet! I find it a hoot whenever it happens, also if anything the replies at least taught me that you have a based taste in music and would prolly be a blast to talk to for that alone
>>534837743I don't think fantasia is canon.
>>534837943Having a little bit of self insert is fine, we all design our characters to a degree of our own interest in terms of taste and what we value. Even at a sub conscious level, but to go full hardcore OC self insert, yeah thats cringe.
I'm on aether in a completely empty eureka instance and I've been killing mobs for an hour with no nm pops this kinda sucks actually I just want to augment ONE piece of gear
All I want in life is a fat EB to love and take care of, go on cute date together, bond over the smallest thing, and much more...
>>534838626That makes sense - and you're also farming your Jeuno coins as well, so even if you don't get any gear drops, you're still earning something for those eventual tomestone augmentations.
>>534838608>mentall illness?
Normalfags turn this game on and just make themselves in the game (midlander) and go about their business. It's the normal thing to do.
>>534838676If you ever spot me don't be afraid to say hi! I'm always willing to talk to people, especially about music
>>534838775do you like lalaboys?
>>534838775Wtf why
Fat people are subhuman
>>534838695It is: https://youtu.be/BvOOdKldQNg?t=13
>>534838587I can't wait, if everything goes through I'll be finding myself in the intel community. I'm a secret moonie to be!
>>534838698>>534838485Playing a role for things like roleplay sessions is alright, but if you're going around roleplaying as yourself "This is me, i am my character, I am doing this, I'm so fucking cool" Its cringe, simple as that
>>534838703which eureka zone
how many crystals
>>534838916I've done the quest. It's left intentionally vague and up to interpretation if they're canon.
>>534838462It is cringe but I am free
>>534838954best of luck sis. remember us when the revolution comes.
>>534838876Both are pretending something that they aren't.
You're not a muscle pretty boy that fights evil and overthrows governments just like you're not a bit titty catgirl who overthrows governments.
>>534838775It's never me, I only have fat thighs...
>>534838984anemos and I need 150 crystals and 500 proteans or so...
>>534838954GL on the security clearance shit, IDK how the whole process works but I heard from my friends it was incredibly strict (which is great though obviously)
>>534838458You will either burn out or work less than full time which is what some of my healthcare friends did when they made some decent money and a family.
And yeah, working in healthcare also made me want to rather die with all my faculties than die a painful death in a hospital bed.
>>534839090>self-insert>chubby retard who scarfs down pizzaYeah....it fits....
>>534838913I like fat girls, man, it's not rocket science. Big tummy, big boobs, big ass, extremely soft, and I just like women bigger than me in general.
>>534839067if I have to interact with anything in-game and be presented a cut scene. Its canon.
>>534839204Hey... do you like-
Nay, I shouldn't...
>>534839261Same but with men
>>534839298Yeah... I do...
>>534839234I actually don't like pizza with toppings or sauce so this is non canonical, but the rest is true sure
my femezen's thread gimmick is that she hates fat people
>>534839268A cutscene you didn't pay attention to.
>>534838972>This is me, i am my character, I am doing this, I'm so fucking coolWhat's wrong with that. He's not hurting anyone. He's a salaryman who lives an average man. Let him pretend to be an adventurer killing monsters in another world. It doesn't do anything unlike playing as a catgirl and then trooning out irl (many actual documented cases).
>>534839119But the guy CAN be a muscular pretty (subjective) boy irl.
>>534839261If it's a physical attraction thing then, fair enough, can't really speak to that. I just feel like obesity is a symptom of a larger mental defect
MY PLOGONS ARE BACK NOW I CAN USE MY SPECIAL TITLES
"Fish Fear Me" is BACK ON
>>534839324It's not my thing but I see the appeal and I respect it anon. /fistbump
>>534839125That's an amazing thing to have though.
>>534838905I was more so talking irl, in-game race/gender is irrelevant to me except dressing up to match our WoLs outfits.
>>534838305>(I am a lover not a fighter)As Keanu said "If you don't fight for what you love, what kind of love do you have."
>>534838589>trannies>look inside>biohole you dont like
>>534839458>I just feel like obesity is a symptom of a larger mental defectYes. Everyone in the health care industry agrees with this.
>>534839458Fat/chubby doesn't really mean gross obesity.
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VAGUEPOST YOUR THREADCRUSH
>>534838327>>534838547Only 3 years...?
The real issue is that there used to be a lot of game, setting, lore etc discussion but the current state of the game just mostly isn't interesting to talk about. Even the stinger at the end of 7.3 which should foster discussion left me thinking "who gives a fuck," so I'm not surprised people aren't sitting around here talking about it.
/xivg/ says "fat", but they don't really mean "fat". They mean pic related or Angela White.
>>534839502>>534839502>If you don't fight for what you love, what kind of love do you haveSo true, and man do I love a new thread
>>534839132I'll log in in a minute
>>534839457In a solo setting? Thats perfectly fine, the problem is you're playing an MMO with other people and often times these people interact with others and still have that mindset and not only that but often times assume others have that mindset as well
>>534839689I actually mean fat, like 120kg+, with soft comfy tummy.
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End of the thread
Cum
>>534839261same but with big muscular women. Like femroes...
>>534839931only a lalaboy can force me to cum
>>534839458And you wouldn't be wrong, so that's understandable.
>>534839689Nah, for me THIS is the kinda fat I want.
>>534839940BASED.
>>534839832Fucking gross
You'll change your tune real quick once you get a whiff of those rancid fatty fumes
>>534839940If only femroe looked like this
>american hours simping for fatgirls
nigga you're american, fat girls are literally the normal in the US.
it's like saying you want a xmas cake when you're on your 30s, that's just a normal date to your age.
>>534840079u-uoh... you're just baiting me right
uohhhh tho
>>534838518sorry anon i got a little hooked in the occult, id be able to meet in 10 now though, odin is fine!
>>534840246That's quite alright, see you then
>another episode of the superior United States of America living rent free inside the average EUrangutang head
>>534840136Is it just the US? Canada feels just as fat, or fatter than the US. I've heard a lot of Europe is like that too. Not really sure about Australia but I have to imagine it's the same way. I think people are just fucking fat everywhere nowadays.
>>534839689my xiv modbeast characters have noticeable stomach chub but they're not spherical fatblobs
why are people trying to gatekeep basic adjectives now
Would you still like me if I was skinny...? :3
END OF THE THREAD LOVE PROCLAMATION FOR SIZE BEASTED GORILLA MODE RAVA FIERAS WHO SMACK MY ASS AND GO "WHERE'S DINNER" WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM THE GYM ALL SWEATY AND DISGUSTING
>>534840107I like femroe as they are in game, but with tasteful mods that accentuate them they are even prettier.
>>534840253I'm not magness
>>534840820Why did you push me away if that's true?
>>534840820>///<Let's fuck anon... I've waited so long for this moment...
>>534840379anywhere with a colder climate, people get massively fucking fat
anywhere with a good coastline and warmer temperatures, people get thinner
diet and the proportion of preprocessed meals in your diet has the most to do with it, though
>>534839657my threadcrush is grown ass man and i want to touch his penis..
>>534840820then why didn't you accept me when I confessed... is this a joke... you must hate me...
>>534840952Because of the filthy dirty animalistic sex we'd have, I thought it would scare you
>>534840970okay.
>>534841096>>534841139Please don't ellipsepost me
>>534840642Will you ever amount to any good in your life beside being ill and ban evading?
end of thread iced lemon cake you may have a bite only if you didn't vaguepost or lonelypost this thread
>>534841470Heck yeah, brb buying plat EB for us both
>>534841001>fattest women are in africa and americashttps://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/?age=a&sex=f
>>534841579>africaanon those countries (except egypt) are ALL in the pacific ocean and rely on preprocessed canned food for all of their meals since their islands are too small to have significant agriculture, like spam and stuff
bout time for a new thread innit lads
>>534841757Look at the map