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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

I was so bored yesterday I almost turned on the game

I love sexy female characters in lewd outfits and I WILL be fapping to them.

the battle for ewc isnt about pakistan vs korea, its about east vs west, islam vs christianity, we cannot let the muslims win, they are a barbaric backwards society

I still haven't used my free tekken coins

I love fuccumrag as much as the next anon, but I can't will myself to keep playing without a Chang on the roster...

same waiting for the leo outfit but bamco are incompetent drooling retards and almost 2 years in still haven't added legacy outfits for every character

>>534824151
why are you waiting for a leo outfit?

>>534824343
because I love Leo and I like her T6 outfit which will probably be the one they go for

I used the coins to get a quick suckjob from a Lili player behind the clothes racks in arcade lounge

RaAh RaAh RaAh YAAA skibidi toilet

This is what 30 years of Mishima experience looks like... jelly?

Why can't we have cool characters like Marduk?

my mental state isn't what it used to be

just burped really loud

exposed myself

dead

Wtf Sodam beat Jon?
https://youtu.be/aV8J7sgoFQo?si=SQ6L3z29tsdxNxeo

>>534828942
>gets rdc'd
He may won the game but lost the war

>>534829372
this game is so shit that if you mash 2 too hard you will not get the throw break

>beats jon
>gets manhandled by knee's king
makes one ponder

gm needs to invest into a hair transplant same as atif. wearing caps 24/7 is just corny.

I'm a fucking loser kill me

>a man
i was

i wish i was
>a man

the meats out board games joint

titty anime figures go ham

hair transplant restores a receded hairline it doesn't bring you back from the dead and you still need to take the hormone nuking pills to maintain it

I like tekgen becauss the schizos in this place just cry pointless things into the void.
>I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lili
>I exposed myself
>im a tranny
schizos in other generals purposely ruin the place by baiting engagement and posting awful porn and ban evading

RIP dustiel

My life is a miserable embarrassment to the human spirit

RIP fuhito

>cry pointlessly
its called venting

i just want to play tekken nigga
why do they have to ruin this series for 10 years straight

I think unsafe moves should have different hit effects

rimjobs are so goated bros

>>534832575
November 26, 2007 to today is almost 20 years

Anime girls dont poop so id be willing to lick xiaoyus anus if she enjoyed it

>>534832575
now that I think about it, every time a new tekken comes out it gets slightly to a lot worse

i was really referring to females rimming me
now i wont act like i am the cleanest nigga, but i know for a fact that anna likes it dirty

tekken peaked with 4

Who are
>we
cheering for in EWC?

ourguy Yagami the Reina God

dustiel is remembered while david lynch is forgotten lmao

rip jonathan crush the seat

official ewc /ourguy/s list
jr
knee
pinya
lowhigh
jdcr
qudans
eyemusician
nobi
yagami
johnding

who is david lynch

lmao fuck jdcr I can't wait to see that bum drown in groups

>jobs with S+ tier dragunov
>jobs with S+ tier heihachi
Fraud. KBD mashing Fraud.

>>534833073
I look like this and my walkman plays like that

>>534832374
Kino

ewc ourguys
anyone but paki

>>534833143
he wouldve won a big tourney by now if he was truly a reina god

numan gets a pass blud

no he doesn't
who does blud think he is

wheres joe

>Ulsan
he aight but dull to watch
>Atif
deserves the W
>Knee
deserves it but don't particularly like him
>Mulgold
chipmunk tier whore
>Mangja
fat
>Pinya
cute but only knows how to fraud
>Kingreyjr
constantly bitches and downplays, major fag
>Edge
nice dude but I hate hwo
>Arslan
fuck no, anyone but him
>Lowhigh
deserves it too
>Rangchu
no, i'm tired of his dull bear spam
>Farzeen
fun player, wouldn't mind if he stole it
>Chikurin
if clive wins we should all just kys
>Nobi
top lad but will never win
>Keisuke
shouldn't win 300k for flipping a coin a lot
>Ilias
who
>Jeondding
dislike him, tries too hard to put on a chad act just because he's a roidmonkey
>Meo-il
fat
>Yagami
nice fella but Reina is bad
>Tibetano
fat
>JDCR
can't stand his inability to use his brain
>Tekken Master
capo fraud, no
>Bilal
I respect him rejecting the ashes mafia
>CBM
fat
>Chanel
how did he even qualify
>eyemusician
I'd back him any other game but not with d8 yoshi
>kirakira
fat
>Hafiz Tanveer
can't remember who this is
>Numan Counterhit
nice to watch but won't win
>Qudans
Love him, hope he goes far
>Masim Queer
there are better annafrauds now
>Kkokkoma
seems to have given up on feng and life

Holy cringe retard doesnt even write 3 lines to every player lol

>>534835367
the world must unite to make sure Arslan doesn't win EWC

i need lili irl

libido is not something i have

>pakistan
hope he loses
>korean
hope he loses

simple as

>>534835815
i look exactly like this

thats a man

considering this is probably the last time tekken is at ewc i'm rooting for team old niggas(knee,qudans,jdcr) it would be poetic if competitive tekken ended with them on top

knee will move onto virtua fighter

no but Nobi, Chikurin, Rangchu will

>>534835815
Here first gravure where she showed her booba and pussy made me waste a pack of tissues.
In a day.

tekken 9 will be full anime

>>534835815
The days of Lili r34 is over
we are all suffering

>>534835815
Looks more like Lili with down syndrome

metroid prime four

Samus and Ridley

>midtroid
games mid I dropped nearly all of them

Reddit Knight fan

>reddit knight
games shit I flushed it

does this anon still play the game

no one here plays any game as you can see by reading the lastest "ironic" posts

>>534837781
seizure got him too but he wasn't known in the scene so no one cares

noooo arslan won again, he keeps on winning!

>>534837875
we play plenty of deadlock in here

>>534837962
this is how brown my game is dawg it's over

having a blast jin-kun is alive right?

>>534837962
PAJEETKKEN 8

he's having a blast on sf6

yeah, in hell burning with all the jin players and their pagan family

>>534837962
are women not allowed here?

at least most of the reinatroons killed themselves

>>534838239
this town is brown, white video game players have moved on to more lucrative titles

aint jin blud say he was gonna play sum else what was it I forgot

Lili tekken cosplay

sneedkek is so acid that even his hair left him

>>534839031
every time this guy tweets I get a little more angry

speedkicks is the ultimate western midwit, the eastern one is kojima

i'm updating my geforce drivers, hopefully Tekken 8 runs better afterwards

RIP all the niggas who didn't make it to EWC

IIII JUST DIED IN UR ARMS TONIGHT

>>534839741
job jobb and jobby

we need to have the double is a fraud discussion

>>534839250
the only way I find out about his tweets is by faggots posting it here

>>534839969
his law seemed pretty good

free joe budden. give him a spot in EWC as reparations

but actually, why are you gay?

>>534838239
why is she covered in oil but not cum
>>534839031
Jin may be on the weaker side of the Mishimas but he's still good so it's hard to give a shit about their whining

Double and Ao are the only players to have cried on camera after losing. The absolute state of Japanese "men".

and Yuyu

>>534837962
brownest game ever made.

>>534840709
as long as he doesn't cry often, I don't see a problem. A man is allowed to cry when he has to shoot his horse

>>534840949
okay weeb.

>>534840789
it's the lighting, the saudis are kind of tan

>>534841108
Saudis are brown, quit coping.

>>534841131
You're obviously allowed to cry after a win, many do

>>534841272
at what latitude do people go from brown to tan?

>>534841401
You're my next victim

>>534841430
If you're a girl maybe.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

>>534841467
Pakis, arabs, jeets and north africans are been living in Europe last years and their skin still is brown.
It isn't a tan.

Lip gloss? Ready to cover dick
Tits? Uncovered
Pits? Sweaty
300$ perfume? Applied
Yup, time to go husband hunting

I want a cheeseburger so bad right now

>>534842774
mouth? ready to devour shit

I'd literally reinstall the game for a cold coke with a McCheeseburger

>>534843106
>Heihachi
DESERVED. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA (Tmm fake laugh)

>>534843017
to be fair to that yoshi fraud at least he shows up everyday likes its a 9 to 5. Most fgc content creators are pretty lazy although I could be wrong because I dont actually watch any of them

skimmer is tekgen

>>534836534
Whats the name of that one? Never knew she showed puss

Poor Arslan, he keeps beating Atif but Atif is seen as the stronger player

atif from the ashes team?

"Fair and square Miss Nina, you will be working for me now"

i wake up unhappy almost every day
i hate what i do

I wake up
I'm mesmerized by the glory of existence
I sleep

Why does Nina have so much more ryona art vs all the other girls?

>>534843927
atif plays in a flashier way and shows a lot of mastery no matter what character he picks
arslan is the justin wong of tekken and just lames you out with the most basic tools possible so despite winning he "looks weaker"

Arslan is more talented, he's good at more than just one fighting game. Tekken niggas just hate them because beats their GOATS

>>534844846
ask ur mom

never forget when the stream went down when atif was winning and arslan won all the sets off-stream

>>534844989
guy is cancer for a grand finals t bh

Bamco should give everyone Anna sexbots they got hidden in their secret labs as a gift for the sorry excuse that was T8

Imagine how much more people would like Paki tekken if Atif just didn't play Akuma in T7

>>534845882
i hope they would include a scat addon for everyone

imagine dragons

my supplements say they support healthy cognitive function but alas months later I still feel like a fluoride zombie

step 1: Have cognitive function

I had cognitive function until I became a neet

I was an ignorant retard before I became a neet, now I'm a thoughtful and actually happy

im a failure

ive been doing my best, but nobody cares

I like atif because he played akuma instead of playing politics like knee

In a random FT2 Atif is the best, for a full tournament run Arslan is the favourite, in a FT10 I doubt anyone can adapt as well as Knee.

atif used to play leo and he knew it was a sin in his religion but he did it anyway, that makes him very brave

Believe it. -Naruto Uzumaki

Koi. -Jin Kazama

*intelligible gibberish*. -King

Anooooooo. -Katsuhiro Harada

I exposed

I proposed

I exploded

>>534847225
>>534847349
>>534847558
>>534847673
>>534847769
>>534847920
>>534847931
>>534848003
>>534848037
tomorrow is my turn to implement 200 layers of irony

i'm only operating with one layer of irony. if it seems like 200 layers to you then you are simply too far behind to ever catch up to me

>>534847225
Atif got second in EWC last year.

woke up yup still the same dumb fucking loser I was yesterday

where's marduk

JDCR is the god of ft1

>>534848373
fucking crazy that a valve game has the same amount of players as tekken and other fighting games

JDCR stole my glasses. I was too afraid to say anything

>valveslop without the gambling
>eos bound
kek

I am the god of ft0.33

im faceit level 9

I dropped out twice and never got my grade 10

it's time. release Xiao Meng

>>534848847
they should've made it a half life game like they were going to at first

reinas penis size?

moggs marduk

>>534849186
How? All I did was sleep in school and still passed

>>534850028
9 inches soft

my mom let me do it and I got tangled up with the wrong group of shemales

i met a shy guy at a local 3 years ago and ive groomed him into a tranny

>>534851078
I can tell from this post that you're the most annoying nigga ever and a pain to be around

>>534851415
i asked you not to post about me here

>>534851415
i want to crack you

I got groomed in the fable speedrunning discord

>>534848847
yeah crazy that a close Alpha (not even beta) has more players than tekken 8

17ers be like tekkuso 7 wasn't a range 0 masher!

>>534851942
There are people that unironically thought this Heihachi was better

>>534852258
yeah, me

>>534851942
Uhm where are the stance transitions.

Whom should I purchase? Ana, Fahk, Sagat, Terry, Bison?

>>534851942
good job Knee

You ruined Tekken.

Are you happy now?

tekken 7 is simultaneously a range 0 masher and a backdash simulator in the minds of haters
just pick one!

buffguy is fighting a ling

>>534852861
24ers are mindbroken by their heat masher they can't decide on one

it was both depending on which character you played

ano...kudasai...season 3 step in good direction

>>534852245
compared to d8? absolutely, not even remotely a question.

that wasn't a question blud

i have a question

T5DR > T6 > murrayslop era tekken

i have a statement

how many tourists are here (didnt play t7)

>>534852993
'17ers don't think too much

he not wrong

true! If you played d7 you are a veteran

>>534853326
>T6 >
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS NIGGA TRYING TO PRETEND T6 ISNT WORSE THAN EVEN T8 S2 LMFAO

brown, muslim, europoor 17er. why is that combination so common?

TEKKEN 7 - THE FINAL TEKKEN
MASH 8 - DEATH

I lost to "worse" players more often in T7

>>534853368
the one who didn't even know that was the 23er tho

>>534853517
t. bought into bob evo tmm propaganda and never played the game

Who do I play if I play safe and never engage in mind games

>>534853705
a different game.

Paul

who are we watchin

>>534853705
Yoshi unironically just zone with bad breath

Competitive t6 was just bob,steve,DVJ

i'm watching yo mamma shake her fat ass

she left the stripper binna years ago

>>534853915
for me its gayshart69

pics?

red octane guitar hero do it really come out or nah

>>534853915
>anna
>tranny
common

T7 worked precisely because you could do nothing. Every fighting game basically tries to disguise the fact that it's an elaborate game of RPS. It's only when you slow the game down to where raw 50/50s aren't enough that timing, conditioning, setups and smaller decisions matter in FT2. They mattered in the older games too but those games were so chaotic and difficult only about 30 people in the world could play them at a decent level. T7 hit a good spot in accessibility. I will not be replying to any retorts.

>>534835815
who?

translation
>it's the first tekken I played

someone mention tekken 8 check out this squares proportions 778 times 778

almost tekken 9 for fucks sakes

>>534853517
All bias aside T6 might be the best tekken game to play right now, even if I like DR more.

>>534854724
yeah if you're retarded. t6 is dogshit

>>534855053
What makes it so? I am genuinely interested. Keep in mind I actually played T6 when it was new, just like 5.0 and DR.

>>534855053
still better than mashen 8

>>534855020
Will VF have fatalities?

>>534855148
>rage damage scaling is retarded
>bound mechanics resulted in fucked up combos
>bob
>wall interactions resulted in despicable oki setups and wall combos
>bob
>fucked up vsync tearing
>netcode was shit even by 2000s standards
>bob

Lol why even bring up only Bob and expose yourself as a TMM timmy? You can say that T6 new characters across the board are shit and be just as right.

lars literally saved tekken

>>534855479
rage scaling is retarded yeah, but better than heat or rage drives
bound is just fine, lets you have combos and they aren't stupid long cutscenes like in tag2 7 and 8, exceptions being lee bruce and lars
having oki is good
>bob
>bob
>bob
you never played the game.
>netcode
get some friends

>>534855148
NTA but its probably the worst looking PS3 game I own, it had Jin become Hitler for no reason, the newcomers were awful compared to 5, and its otherwise just a worse 5DR with a combo extender. I know it was loved competitively but as a commercial release it was terrible.

tekken 6 is poorly balanced but at least its a tekken game unlike 8

time to mald on kazuya and be hardstuck bushin-low tekken king

i think at this point i gotta start watching the replays

Tekken 6 didn't have Josie,Kazumi,Reina or Miary

it's time to release Xiao Meng

>>534854490
Gemma Louise

Ill never feel the embrace of a woman

I wanna play some tekken 8 with my friends

Which race is best for ryona?
White girls, Asian girls, black girls or brown girls?

the human race

I failed at everything

it's ok joe, you are welcome here

Tried to talking to a woman who sat next to me on the train
She got up and left...
How was your day bros

>>534856258
Why the long face?

83 ms gameplay with kazuya vs lars
block 10 db4 but only one gets blocked

>she's gone back to posting lewds on fansly
Joe really was about to marry this bitch lmao

>>534857474
how do you find this out so quickly

what do i do as kazuya if Lars spins back and whiffs silent entry 1 first hit outside of my range?

>>534857779
f3 check

>>534857662
he's him

>>534857779
Plug

I'm fat as hell

>>534857779
cry

>>534851438
yeah you are right actually

pshh what a joke

>>534855810
>but better than heat or rage drives
No.

someone is hacking into my pc making kazuya´s df3+4 last hit not come out in queue

tenryus still take those stats seriously lmao

>>534856193
We need more e-whores in Tekken

Bob saved t*kken

Murray. that's it.

tekken stats is the biggest troll. They didnt even bothered to explain any of it.

der power of waifufags

5 dollars stats DLC coming soon

Kazuya is a waifu

Asuka is female kazuya. Both put you into a 50/50 vortex

Why would you have some characters do motion inputs and others just do direction + button? Shit is impossible to balance. One of many reasons why this game is a kusoge

Asuka says Dorya when she Heat Smashes

Lars db4 is fucking unreactable I don't care
Just found out it's faster than in T7 too

What if they made Asuka a Mishima

Every low is unreactable if you're over 30 and don't care anymore

>>534843623
I cannot check it right now and internet has "lost" lot of her videos.
But i'm pretty sure is [MBR-AA056] ジェマ シースルーエンジェル~See-through Angel.

As you know, you can't show pussy in Japanese films, but there's a scene where she's naked behind a curtain and you can see everything... in the dark.
All you had to do was change the light and contrast on the VLC player and... there it is.
Her sweet pussy.

when i play kazuya theres nothing going on im just throwing moves in random orders

I want to read a reverse rape doujin where jun takes kazuya's asshole with a strap-on

>finally 5 bar opponent
>it's a scripter

kazuya players taking Ls worldwide yo

I just give up when I see a steve or a howarang, I just don't get those characters.

Don't look up what CSI's David Caruso looks like after he quit acting.

our buy buff is losing to a hwoarang that's a much worse player than him because this game is made so worse players can beat superior mishima geniuses...

>>534861634
>>534861562

sarcasm aside bluds really think they get stomped like that because tekken 8

Who's the youngest EWC participant? Is there anyone under 30 there?

>>534862360
k-on is older than most tekken 8 players, unc

>>534862151
Kingreyjr is like 19

>>534861634
>>534861562
Somebody gave him advice and he said "I wrote the book on this character" lol

>>534861634
>I'm only losing because I am the better player
is the cope of the century for modern video games

the rate of gimmicks introduced exceeds the rate of learning of 100 IQ people

>>534863268
>Reina
not a slut, would do neither
>Jun
same as above
>Ling
she's for Jin's eyes exclusively
>Lidia
potential political scandal

>>534863980
She's a slut just like every other "asian girl with dyed hair" stereotype ever.

>>534863268
>Leo
>gravure

>>534863980
>Reina
Is a cosplay slut
>Jun
Opened her asshole to Ogre and walked around tag 2 with purple body paint
>Ling
Slapped her ass in every intro until 7
>Lidia
Being a whore isn't an obstacle to political office in eastern Europe

how is the sheman gravure scene

this retard is really destroying his wrist just to be stuck in emperor with kazuya mishimafags are something else

men? huge fan

>>534855020
I know you see it.

How does T8 have worse customization that 5dr, 6, and TTT2. What are those retards doing over there

>dr
bro thinks he's on the team :skull:

I couldn't make girls barefoot in 5 and 7 so 8 is better there. 6 is still the goated feet Tekken tho

havent played since clive

https://youtu.be/Y13GVqUcOZA?si=EdSjSdciluvIuzLo

No meter in VF6 CONFIRMED

>>534865550
I am kneeling uncontrollably.

>>534864547
His intelligence is remarkably low. He got mad at someone telling him to take a break because of CARPAL TUNNEL, said that he wants to take less breaks because it makes him worse

>>534865649
What can you expect of a guy that roids to look like that

Carpal tunnel isnt even real

>>534865550
unc fighter 6 will flop

what the fuck is even unc is this that minecraft sfx?

i just found out im unc and also chopped

what if buff guy is mentally hadicapped at Kazuya specfifically but he can be a good tekken player? his xiaoyu was good. is it possible some people are genetically incapable of playing kazuya or mishimas?

>>534865550
>in order to evolve we look at what other games are doing
>we need to look at what's good for other games
it's over

>>534865550
Yamada-san.... you're our only hope

vf needs to evolve that shit mid asf

blud wants the devs to lock themselves away in a goon dev basement until the game is out

yeah everyone with a brain knows that vf is gonna flop. I feel like the name really fucks it. Virtua is just such a boomer word. No one wants to play that grandpa shit

They turned Hawk into a heel but he looks more like a gay bara fantasy to me

>>534866369
His ling was mediocre and he only got to tk due to inflation since his wr was like dead even 50% (like his Kazuya wr)
He just gets there by sheer grinding. Also funnily enough he played Ling like a mishima

it's not gonna flop, joker (batman) and joker (card) from persona series are in

>>534863268
Reina doesn't have any doujins where she has sex so she can't be in the JAV column. Asuka 100% should be. Bitch has more porn than 90% of the characters

>>534822736 (OP)
This roster/DLC SUCKS SO GOD DAMN MUCH! I keep booting up this game then close it when I get to the character screen.

>visual clarity
>short combos
>Yakuza-like single player mode
>no meter

Yeah, VF won.

>>534867183
>>Yakuza-like single player mode
please be good.

Are you gonna blast your face/off if somehow VF doesn't flop and Harada just retires because he's fed up?

If Kazuya is the only real Tekken character that plays actual Tekken, then why do they lure everyone with 32 non-Tekken characters into thinking they're playing Tekken? Isn't that a bit cruel to waste everyone's time with pseudo-Tekken?

>>534866369
he got to TK with ling due to raw snake edge and random launchers (b1+2 and standing 3)

Tekken 3 killed tekken

lore
visuals
characters

finally being 3d was the price to pay

>>534866957
Post one

Harada... The man that bought battle passes a premium currency to Tekken. Good riddance

i am greeted bythis every time i opened the tekken

watch kaiji.

>>534867713
Nice Lili

>>534867713
Honestly pretty hot. Would fuck

>>534867376
it’s gonna flop faggot

>>534867713
Barbie doll.

can't even tell who she is they all look the fucking same

if virtua fighter 6 is a hit tekken 9 will be goated
you need to root for virtua fighter 6 to succeed if you want tekken to be good again
and thank you virtua fighter

all the vf6 shills are disappearing 3 months after it drops like cotw

saw my ex today and didnt even fuck her, im a complete loser and i will isolate myself for the next 4months

>vf5
flop
>final showdown
flop
>ultimate showdown
flop, direct to ps+
>revo
flop
>world stage
will flop
>switch 2 game key card
will flop
>vf6
will get cancelled

>>534867948
>if virtua fighter 6 is a hit tekken 9 will be goated
why?

>>534868019
vf5 was such a flop that they're still updating it 20 years later.

>>534868007
>ex
fucking normalfag

Because Harada has never had an original idea in his life he copies from SF, VF and Hollywood movies and by complete accident his game is sometimes good.

she's such a strange girl

I believe most of my body pains stem from starvation

>>534867953
kinda like how d8 shills disappeared from /v/ after S2 made it the biggest laughing stock in recent fighting game history.

I miss the old Jin, straight from the 'Go Jin

i still shill T8 on v tho

i miss my daughterwifemitsu

>>534868560
Nowhere near cotw.

>>534868560
murraybots still lurk here, and may rear their heads during tournaments

>>534868679
don't see you on our regular d8 anti-circlejerk threads.

>>534868378
I thought Harada quit game development and now leaves it all to "the new blood"?

>>534868723
I don't know what those leggings are called but they're hot

>>534868769
i do it in post your waifu threads

the new blood in question

>>534868915
the new blood is just the retards who made sc6

which game had a better character creator, t8 or sc6?

Atif is becoming my favorite pro player bros

>these are the people who made tekken 8
no wonder the game is shit

watching Yazka go insane against the apes he plays against is funny as fuck

herpes? yeah i have that

What part of VF6 is saving us do you guys not get?

fractured daydream is a GOATed kusoge ong

my right eyelid is swollen and it hurts every time I blink.

Life is relentless and unforgiving and I have simply been unable to contend with it.

I want to get back on track but I can't deny reality that the train has wrecked

Women? nah

the walls are closing in on me

>>534869916
We know, Leo.

when I got paired into someone's group I was always met with rolling eyes

you will be laughed at if you say you play tekken nowadays

Mishima and Bryan players will pass this test
https://racepuritytest.com/

big week of tekkino next week

big week or not at the end of it i will still be a fucking failure

I actually meant this week but I too am a failure so i thought days that have already past were yet to come.

what if we work together to make a business
the tekgen business

What if Regina's hobby is cosplay and her tekken 9 arcade ending is her cosplaying magical girls

>dino crisis
games mid I dropped it

>>534867713
Hey for once your costume doesn't look like total shit

>>534822736 (OP)
luv 'suka

speedy speed boy.

>>534868741
Nono cotw was just another usual snk flop but on a bigger and somewhat sadder scale due to snk's usual completely out of touch ideas. S2 of Tekken made a somewhat shit game 100 times worse and made it so that ANYONE could make fun of Tekken 8 and they'd be complete right and justified in doing so regardless of what they were playing whether it's anime fighter fags, sffags, or other 3d fighter fags.

cotw is literally the concord of fighting games blud

concord 8

>>534862772
>>534863110
Any good timestamps

im the human version of cotw

im naked and afraid personified

>>534872345
Jin should do this to Xiaoyu sometimes

>>534870254
When I say I play tekken all the men look at me with amazement and the women want to have sex with me.

>>534873432
And then you wake up.

I wish I stopped doing that

there was only one time in human history when being a tekken player wasn't embarrassing and that was during tekken 7

>>534873653
Not bro.
This is Reality.

>>534873759
and tekken 3.

>>534868723
I wish I was Kunimitsu II's girlfriend

give me a doom 2 mod to play.

>>534873759
literally only Tekken 3 during jocker parties

i hope agp yurifags stick to asuka and lili and don't end up obsessing over kuni II and reinamitsu

They're all killing themselves in 5 years when Tekken 9 isn't real

>>534875481
blud nobody sticks to anything in this dead series anymore, it gets fuck all art other than autistic weirdos who do 3d model shit like this: >>534872345

Reina needs a cute girlfriend to calm her down.

asuka and lili still get the msot art, low bar as it is. and one of the easiest ways to create seething is remindingg everyone that of lili's canonical attraction to ganryu

im gonna stroke my 3 inch

i wouldnt be able to hang in a gmfizzle style social circle, say the guys skateboard graffiti hip hop and play tekken. they would see me as a fake nigga and kick me out or make fun of me.

>>534876009
I check pixiv everyday and 99% of the tekken "art" is 3d model shit and deviantart-tier scribbles.

>>534876336
Exposed.

>>534875769
why is kazuya smiling

>>534876336
yeah i'd fuck xiaoyu

my kazuya plays like a tortured monkey

im like walking around doing nothing knowing that everything i do will either get counterhit or ducked or it will whiff, if they whiff im too scared to punish or too slow

it;s impossible getting games at bushin with 270k prowess in LATAM

brownkken 8

apologize for /ourbuffguy/

brownkken 7

fatkken 8

COVID 7

Post some official art i can work with

baldkken 8

Who's the Karrion Kross of Tekken

Lili ryona

Lili cleaning my dickcheese with her tongue.

why barefoot

>Lidia
>Reina
>Kuni II

One of them has to get a girlfriend

i just lost a round getting hit 4 times straight dash blocking and guessing wrong on 3 different fullscreen alisa mixups

>>534881654
Each other

I get clipped while dash blocking so many times I don't know if it's my fault or the game is retarded

i just lost to a jin emperor jin doing random shit

at least meme characters take the time to develop flowcharts

this guy was just playing off empathy oh my lord, he was playing with his feelies afterr my heat engager hopkicking my hellsweep despite it being my first heat engager etc everything guessed right

no mind games but everything guessed right

guy didnt even bother to develop flowcharts

my kazuya just get ass raped while having no idea what specific flowcharts raped me juts for no reason i just lost 3-0 3-0 but the guy had no flowcharts and no mindgames, just empathy games

weird shit man to lose to no mindgames

>>534882025
likely a combination of both being a noobie and of lag, you'll notice at 15ms you wont have it happen as often as at 100ms, no offense meant by noobie i mean "inferior to pro player
'

>>534882223
I notice it doesn't happen to pro players part reason for it could be down to playing offline for sure.

>>534882101
buzama

>>534882273
theyre likely playing more proper mind games and more cognizens of the ranges and also dont th

>>534882642
Why couldn't they make the final story chapter the feel for the game...

thats about close to my peak rank im done for today

Page 7
Page 8

Capcom Won

https://x.com/kentuckyburgerr/status/1954300969467904416
https://x.com/kentuckyburgerr/status/1954300969467904416

holy based gooners btfo

>>534888068
this nigga is from the middle east, his religion's leader was a gooner with a harem

>>534888068
>old clip
>version 2.04
huh?

>>534888068
>posts clip so bikini is saved on system and profile

>be +8
>guy hopkicks

this is real Tekken

gorilla asuka main here i want to learn a new character but I dont know how

>>534890197
jun is right there are basically a compat character

36 year old parents

Can only play a disability character where I mash buttons mindlessly



Played 60 games today ended up in the same rank i started, BUSHINhahahahahah IM A FUCKING BUSHIN PLAYER AFTER PLAYING FOR 8 YEAR S HAHAHAHAH I HAVE NO MIND GAMES SO I GOTTA MASH WITH XIAOYU I CANT PLAY KAZUYA HAHAHAHAHAHA LUCKY ME BEING BORN WITH 36 YEAR OLD PARENTS INTO A HELL SHIT LIFE OF A LOSER THANK YOU PARENTS FOR BIRTHING ME AND NOT GIVING ME A STRICT UPBRINGING OR GOOD GENETICS SO I'D END UP A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS FAILURE

The asuka Lili Shaheen 3somes would be wild

Is my Reina cute

>>534892196
medusa was right... waifufags were midnless carried mashers all along playing overpowered characters....

I wanted to learn xiaoyu but I cant figure out the hypnotist part of the combo and keep dropping it

>>534892801
xiaoyus not that easy but once you get good at her you dont play mind games you just mash quick pokes at all times so the opponent cant play the game

it kinda sucks that fahk was a wet fart and nobody even wants to play him in tournament

>>534890197
Pick Kazuya like lingschizo

>>534893537
you wanna kill the lil nigga and make him mald and lose his humanity

>>534892459
she looks like she has 80 IQ obesity and depression and is from a low socio-economic background

as for the cuteness it's alright it's just the impression i got

>>534893537
Maybe i could? I played Josie in t7 and she had cd3 mixup which is kinda like hellsweep I think?

>>534888068
why do literally all of these guys have to play tekken? where is the female character hating faggotry in any other game?

>>534893781
why you so offensive nigga

I....am Jin Kazama

>>534892459
would cum in

Tekken players when they see a buff black Mexican guy in a mask spitting on everyone
>omg hes so cool I love him tekken is saved
Tekken players when they see a barely legal black teen with massive tits and tight tummy
>ewww nobody wanted this harada fix her or tekken is ruined forever

Indian tits and pussy...

deh

>>534895358
Katarina/Christie/Josie/Maven/Kunnymitsu/Azucena bros...it ain't fair...

Kunnymitsu is brown?

>>534895657
the fuck she have to do with kunni

>>534895893
>>534895941

>>534892459
cute

whats up with people rage arting or hop kicking while laying down? is that a new russian hack?

what is blud even talking about

I'm washed

>>534901748
We know, Tekken franchise.

used my wife's lavender soap

>>534832051
>Lilianon
GONE
>Maskutard
GONE
>Vamosposter
GONE
>Tifaggot
GONE
>Reinatranny
GONE
>Leoschitzo
GONE
>the schizos in this place
GONE

i am still here

>very hype match
>final final round
>both 1 hp
>random lag spike during 1+2 throw, no lag spikes before

Cheater, p[lugged

I like the vamos guy and I like that Eric got bullied out

is the match making still dead? S1 didn't have a lot of players either but it didn't take 1 hour to find a fucking match.

>>534876336
No way xiaoyu would be shaved.

I duck: my non empath logic: i wont duck again since i just ducked
Empath logic: they ducked so they will duck again
I duck twice: my logic: i wont duck 3 times
empath logic: they will duck 3 times.

Is there a female equivalent of low tier god?

>>534904214
>Destroyer rank detected

>>534836131
...really?

you look ugly as fuck.

>>534904936
Nope. Skylrxoxo is the closest we'll get as a trannyLtg.

>about to win with kazuya against hwo
>he always duck my 1243
>final round
>do my 1243 out of panic
>spaghetti over keyboard and some weird 1243 variant string comes out with a spinning kick at the end
>win

Im still about to drop to bushin though after losing in a kazuya mirror

Kazuya mirrors are all about slam poetry and not at all about mind games

buff just take a break

>can create blinding white outfits

Nice game

MY WRISTS ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING MAN MY WRISTS ARE FUCKED UP I CANT FEEL ANYTHING AHHHH

I cant wait until the days of carnage of playing Kazukek are over and I can go back to mashing people with Waifus lmaooo

Some blud said I should get to Tekken Gawd without dropping him LOL, I wonder if I should just stop at Emperor (if I ever get there before my fingers implode, Im on keyboard playing without using my middle finger from the movement hand)

>>534852704
pls respond

>>534907014
Go back to slime troon 6 faggot

I don't know which is worse losing a close as fuck match or getting absolutely beat up by a superior player

>>534872137
Nope, had a much higher CCU. Nice try though

In the ancient and medieval world, religion was the primary driver of literacy. The Church was often the only institution that cared about writing, books, education, and preserving knowledge.

>>534906785
Playing a character that requires an annoying input that is hard on the wrists for 8 hours a day is known to be one of the better things you can do for your carpal tunnel

about to drop to bushin again due to another bad kazuya mirror

this is impossigble

So if tekkino 8 is "dead" at 6000 players, what is cotw then?

>>534907147
I play tekken

>>534907581
Who the fuck says cotw is anything but dead and buried

>>534907430
there used to exist the classical world before christianity and islam

>>534907581
A ghost

im bushin lost to a reina kishin

blud is in fujin in real rank

no tekken king is fujin
bushin is mighty ruler

I'm hardstuck Kishin, no matter what I do I just can't bring myself to start the game and play ranked.

devs dropped this blatant insult to our faces and we never managed to come up with a response to ir

community is dead

the fahkumentary was dope stop hating

thinks arent looking any better magmabluddies

same rank i started with today

lmao wtf

in theory i should be improving but it's not being reflected on my rank. i feel like i am improving but it's not being reflected at all. maybe if i sleep early today i can go a bit higher tomorrow. in theory i should uninstall as i am wasting literally 15 hours a day playing tekken and i am 32 and unemployed.

>>534861634
this guy is great insight into how to never improve at anything, every time he loses it's because the opponent was shit his controller was malfunctioning his wrist hurts he had lag inputs won't come out opp's char is overpowered kazuya is shit. the only time i ever see him say somebody is good is when he beats them handily as a fake humblebrag

Hey guys, remember "Over" by Drake? Who thr fuck are y'all what am I doing what am I doin

i played some sweaty games against a reina with 97 defense both trying our hardest to play these mishima niggers and she was wearing short shorts and it felt for a second i was playing with my daughter or some acquaintance i know well but im not supposed to have sex with, strange effect there, it felt like i was playing with family and i was like (she won btw) "well this young girl is very strong she's teaching unc (me) how to play the game, it's all in good fun"

>>534909926
high T people just can't cope with defeat

>>534910007
Post daughter?

>>534861634
>>534861634
He actually kept playing after closing stream and losing lmfao

He lifts weights tho so he's better than me

>>534910103
his T is only high due to roids the moment he quits those it's going sub 100 ng

he's BALD

>>534910268
lemme post that bitch

ironically there's proof that roids do not improve tekken ability

>>534910542
asked for daughter not also kazuya -.-

i samefagged these: >>534910542 >>534910784

the despair joint

reading this:

>>>/lit/24629397

very interesting

nigga i can't read

schizo babble i'm afraid

Best Beatles song?

woke up sad again

Clive Rosfield

fucks

jun is so stupidly hot

Kazuya...

i feel like shit bros

new day still a loser… when will it change

>>534839836
Baste.

dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

Murrat can throw hands wtf?
https://x.com/OnPointMMA/status/1954871551763128419?t=MCm9_d2C5BBYla6i52laGQ&s=19

>>534888068
I hate muslims so much is unreal.

>>534888068
>roundstart d1+2
the neuch...
why do all kazuyas have this performative personality reminds me of eboys that play competitive games like league and such

deahh

>a man
>a myth
>a legend
murray

>>534916063
>muslims so much is unreal
hello sar

i was a
>man

>>534910269
Carpal tunnel healing exercises
>>534910542
You realize this is a fellow brown nerd dressing his champ up as an anime character right?

carpal tunnel is caused by INACTIVITY OF THE WRIST you guys are out of your minds. this all started when i took a break from playing Kaz and played Leo instead. Trust me I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

anal tunnel with Jun

i fap with my left hand

Don't fucking tell me what to do I wrote the BOOK on carpal tunnel and df31 punch parry

tmm playing off his mind tonight

i've had carpal tunnel for 30 years there's nothing i don't know about it if you backseat you're BANNED

it looks amazing

Fap trick of the day: sit on your fap hand until it goes slightly numb then proceed to jerk off with it and enjoy the results

That's fucking bullshit man UUURRGH

BLACKHEART59 IS STREAMING.

Black cock down i repeat black cock down

>>534918309
what if you get poo on it

I don't give a fuck about blockheart until he actually competes

saves d8

https://x.com/kaizerrev/status/1954998776906780878?s=46

LTG based from the start niggaz

Is Kingreyjr the most boosted player ever? The guy had 1 good performance when Asuka was beyond busted and then just fell off after a relatively small nerf.

We knew this for years lil bro he didn't really keep it a secret

>>534919041
i didn't know there were race pickmes as well
doubly funny because ltg isn't exactly well spoken

>>534919278
more well spoken than 98% of browns

>>534919041
ltg is everything he hates lol
I'd respect his words more if he wasn't the stereotypical coon

>>534919337
he uses the same slang and every time he tries to use a big word he misuses it. there is genuinely no difference

>>534919439
sure jamal

>>534919109
nobody can ever come close to SOUUUPAAAAAA

>>534919665
>can only respond with racism
You don't know how stupid you lool HaHaHaHAHAHA

Stop using feminine terms like pickme, you are a man.

was*

>>534919741
at least he was entertaining. when he lost and also when he won. SOUUUUUUPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534918304
I still don't understand why they gave her the ugly blue sweater

I know you see it.

>>534918693
Super A. is dreaming about it every day.

he was always a Lee main

Lee Wukong

men? huge fan

huge like my asssssssssss
t. joecrush

38 degrees this afternoon bros! finna have some cocktails to forget about my miserable and failed life !

why did joecrush fumble?

>38
just like my age

legit 3 out of 10 msts carrying skank

Getting ac for my house was the best fucking investment ever even if it was fucking expensive but now i'm like a rare european species, maybe a cryptid if you want so

>>534920920
>no dick
worthless whore

>>534920935
ok but how much does it cost you to run it for useful amount of times

rubbing one out to women without dicks every once in a while hits different

>>534920935
acCHADS keep winning poorFAGS asking about electricity price lol

im broke as hell

I rather burn alive than pay 50 bucks more for bills

>>534921036
Unironically it doesn't matter because i have a pool pump running 24/7 for 8 hours which costs me more energy than anything ever could. It's the best feeling coming home when it's hot as shit and you go *beep* *vroom vroom* and your room gets cooled i'm a motherfucking ac prince

europoors consider ac an investment

nigger nigger

>>534919741
He was doing alright getting just outside top 8 while playing Lee. Switching to Reina really killed his results

>>534921270
you should kill yourself

>>534921270
all good then

the kazuya vs king matchup is litereally impossible

>>534921763
You're supposed to duck and ws1,2 "TWIN PISTON" everything the shitty cat does.

kazuya's just a champion for low IQ retards that's why I can't play it

I'm too smart to win

The absolute state of /tekgen/ where are the good vibes from last year. :(

I hope buffguy streams today bros but I get the feeling he might have smashed his controller
He always disconnects on a win but he kept losing for like 2 hours

>"last" year
emphasis on last

last year I still had hope that one day I would get a job

if you got a job last year, this year's hope would be to lose it, guaranteed

i am supreme ling bushin kazuya with 500 games

I am deh

>>534921331
armor king will be broken pay2win and carry him to top 8 again

>>534922696
This but miary, i mean, her name is literally mary sue

I bet they will reveal she works for Victor and twitter will go insane

Does this happen

Yes you can mask your connection to appear as 5bars

>>534922776
soupa will not play her though unless she's literally akuma

I can mask my pain with a smile

just picked up khazan in an attempt to fill the void

what if miary is 2D kino?

Just picked up doa extreme venus vacation

exposed myself on zack's island and got banned

Just picked my nose

I just heard that Twitch bans cheaters in video games but how come Tekken cheaters don't get banned?

Legacy cheater are immune just how legacy characters are immune

is that chingchong soulslop any good?

Wait for phantom blade zero blyat devs are cooking

who does jesus main?

Clive

John

wuchang? yeah it's better than fromslop

i ve let myself down

GARUDA

I remember sitting at garuda thinking to myself, "this shit is getting boring." I wish I dropped that mid ass game then and there.

SIC EM TORGAL

Im bushin with Kazuya

peanut butter on my balls, let torgal lick it

Which tekken girl would let torgal and sugar tag team her

TMM is winning, so It's not fun to watch.

I found the doxx of my opponent I looked at their LinkedIn they had beautiful green eyes

winning ? never heard of that word

TMm is a smart cat he always waits for rank inflation to take effect before playing ranked so he can stomp everyone

Then he stops and waits a few weeks and goes back in to stomp more inflated ranks

X is to Y as The Buff Guy is to TMM.

What is X is to Y?

My dream for tomorrow(today) is to eat the pack of artisanal potato chips

my dream everyday is a meal I am starving everyday

my dream is to be able to dream again

I had a dream

>>534920920
why she so thin
did joecrush steal her food??

what's the jun command

10mins til my day drinking starts

Should I go to sleep I believe tomorrow is ewc early I haven’t gone to sleep it’s 8am

i wanna hear joe's side of the story

>be mid ass skeletor lookin bitch
>show holes
>make money

I use this power to seek atonement...

Buff Guy and TMM should start a 1 hour monthly podcast where they discuss tekken, dating, politics, economics, and more

and I... for HOPE

hmm...

where are the aliens?

john halo kill them

2 more weeks bro

just a few more patches and tekken 8 will be saved guys

you
said
that
last
time

season 3 will have a MMA fighter without anime element

angel jin dies

yea

sexo

TMM is finally losing it against a boke monkey ahahaha. YES!

i can’t do this anymore

I'll make my choice

and it'll be the wrong choice as usual

Posting random shit.

For good or evil

titty rape bob

i miss her so much

Unfortunately, Buff guy is a little too "White" to be able to be good at Tekken. (Not that he's White, he's a mystery meat like a lot of NA)

thats a man i mean just sayin

i blame myself

release a real tekken game with rollback netcode on steam or else

hes german canadian iirc
he does look like your average chud germoid desu

lol

Capcom won

there's nothing buff about the guy he's just fat

there's nothing good about the guy he just plays jin

i ate two chicken wraps

people be like is so much better I would totally play it if it was on steam
meanwhile majority of the people who call T7 better than T8 are all still playing T8 despite T7 being right there and playable
same thing would happen with any other tekken game
maybe a small boost during the first week and then down to discord fighter numbers
bamco is smart enough to know not to waste resources on that kind of flops

im eating chinese rn (not dog)

a pussy then

>>534929421
>meanwhile majority of the people who call T7 better than T8 are all still playing T8
actually 99% of the t8's playerbase has disappeared lol. just because you prefer older tekken games doesn't mean you're not gonna play other things instead.

I'm not worried because virtua fighter 6 is just around the corner

grey hair fighter 6 will flop

I still can't believe Tekken 8 had a triple digit player count at one point and the damage control today is that "a few thousand regularily is still a success!!" no they just fucked up and you're coping.

nobody except brown 17ers claims t7 is a good tekken game

>game is bad if it doesn't have launch day numbers permanently
shareholder brain
chart must always go only up

M can just create the second happening whenever he wants. with a simple call.

im 27 and i have grey hair but it’s not falling off tho

>>534930065
>loses argument and immediately resorts to muh t7 whataboutism
I love t8 fanboys so much, they suck at arguing so much and always self-defeat themselves.

>>534930234
>you dislike t7 so you must be a t8 shill
no, i actually like real tekken

>>534930224
I was 32, looked at the mirror and said "at least I kept my hair"
I am now 33 and 30% of it is gone.

>>534930073
What dishonest arguing lmao. There's a huge spectrum between launch day numbers and losing almost your entire playerbase a year later, the game can't even reach 5 digits anymore despite being able to as recently as april.

https://x.com/deh/status/1954616595072086080
video of maskus seeing a anime girl in bikini

still less dishonest than
>99% of players are gone
when it's still doing better than T7 at its best
if anything T8 has grown the playerbase and keeps doing so

tekken 7 was carried by the awesome guest characters. noctis, geese, akuma, negan etc.

bro said noctis

noctis fits my playstyle

never forget 6 million akuma and geese players

your playstyle determines my plugstyle

i miss geese

KURAE

https://x.com/DesiKing_/status/1954914833352347757
Why did they do it bros

>>534932118
most 2019 post i ve seen in ages i like you

I want to live in the pod unironically. and if the bugs taste like chicken so be it

>>534930728
No one said this and T8 hasn't grown the playerbase. You're just arguing with windmills because you're a friendless loser desperate for someone's attention.

the pod is like 2k a month and you have to slave away 80 hours a week at a tech company for an 80k salary in california

you lost to this and to sega doing nothing but showing Sonic again btw

>no one said this
>literally says so @534929660

We need him.

Release Sasuke Uchiha.

>>534933303
they already did in 1997

>>534926412
why did he say the word bros?

Sasuke is so cool

>>534933775
NEW

No