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I was so bored yesterday I almost turned on the game
I love sexy female characters in lewd outfits and I WILL be fapping to them.
the battle for ewc isnt about pakistan vs korea, its about east vs west, islam vs christianity, we cannot let the muslims win, they are a barbaric backwards society
I still haven't used my free tekken coins
I love fuccumrag as much as the next anon, but I can't will myself to keep playing without a Chang on the roster...
same waiting for the leo outfit but bamco are incompetent drooling retards and almost 2 years in still haven't added legacy outfits for every character
>>534824151why are you waiting for a leo outfit?
>>534824343because I love Leo and I like her T6 outfit which will probably be the one they go for
I used the coins to get a quick suckjob from a Lili player behind the clothes racks in arcade lounge
RaAh RaAh RaAh YAAA skibidi toilet
This is what 30 years of Mishima experience looks like... jelly?
Why can't we have cool characters like Marduk?
my mental state isn't what it used to be
Wtf Sodam beat Jon?
https://youtu.be/aV8J7sgoFQo?si=SQ6L3z29tsdxNxeo
>>534828942>gets rdc'd He may won the game but lost the war
>>534829372this game is so shit that if you mash 2 too hard you will not get the throw break
>beats jon
>gets manhandled by knee's king
makes one ponder
gm needs to invest into a hair transplant same as atif. wearing caps 24/7 is just corny.
I'm a fucking loser kill me
the meats out board games joint
titty anime figures go ham
hair transplant restores a receded hairline it doesn't bring you back from the dead and you still need to take the hormone nuking pills to maintain it
I like tekgen becauss the schizos in this place just cry pointless things into the void.
>I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lili
>I exposed myself
>im a tranny
schizos in other generals purposely ruin the place by baiting engagement and posting awful porn and ban evading
My life is a miserable embarrassment to the human spirit
>cry pointlessly
its called venting
https://x.com/Louweegee3/status/1954929772523655227
i just want to play tekken nigga
why do they have to ruin this series for 10 years straight
I think unsafe moves should have different hit effects
rimjobs are so goated bros
>>534832575November 26, 2007 to today is almost 20 years
Anime girls dont poop so id be willing to lick xiaoyus anus if she enjoyed it
>>534832575now that I think about it, every time a new tekken comes out it gets slightly to a lot worse
i was really referring to females rimming me
now i wont act like i am the cleanest nigga, but i know for a fact that anna likes it dirty
Who are
>we
cheering for in EWC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbu_K41efvY
ourguy Yagami the Reina God
dustiel is remembered while david lynch is forgotten lmao
rip jonathan crush the seat
official ewc /ourguy/s list
jr
knee
pinya
lowhigh
jdcr
qudans
eyemusician
nobi
yagami
johnding
lmao fuck jdcr I can't wait to see that bum drown in groups
>jobs with S+ tier dragunov
>jobs with S+ tier heihachi
Fraud. KBD mashing Fraud.
>>534833073I look like this and my walkman plays like that
ewc ourguys
anyone but paki
>>534833143he wouldve won a big tourney by now if he was truly a reina god
no he doesn't
who does blud think he is
>Ulsan
he aight but dull to watch
>Atif
deserves the W
>Knee
deserves it but don't particularly like him
>Mulgold
chipmunk tier whore
>Mangja
fat
>Pinya
cute but only knows how to fraud
>Kingreyjr
constantly bitches and downplays, major fag
>Edge
nice dude but I hate hwo
>Arslan
fuck no, anyone but him
>Lowhigh
deserves it too
>Rangchu
no, i'm tired of his dull bear spam
>Farzeen
fun player, wouldn't mind if he stole it
>Chikurin
if clive wins we should all just kys
>Nobi
top lad but will never win
>Keisuke
shouldn't win 300k for flipping a coin a lot
>Ilias
who
>Jeondding
dislike him, tries too hard to put on a chad act just because he's a roidmonkey
>Meo-il
fat
>Yagami
nice fella but Reina is bad
>Tibetano
fat
>JDCR
can't stand his inability to use his brain
>Tekken Master
capo fraud, no
>Bilal
I respect him rejecting the ashes mafia
>CBM
fat
>Chanel
how did he even qualify
>eyemusician
I'd back him any other game but not with d8 yoshi
>kirakira
fat
>Hafiz Tanveer
can't remember who this is
>Numan Counterhit
nice to watch but won't win
>Qudans
Love him, hope he goes far
>Masim Queer
there are better annafrauds now
>Kkokkoma
seems to have given up on feng and life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4br_8GYiM
Holy cringe retard doesnt even write 3 lines to every player lol
>>534835367the world must unite to make sure Arslan doesn't win EWC
libido is not something i have
>pakistan
hope he loses
>korean
hope he loses
simple as
>>534835815i look exactly like this
considering this is probably the last time tekken is at ewc i'm rooting for team old niggas(knee,qudans,jdcr) it would be poetic if competitive tekken ended with them on top
knee will move onto virtua fighter
no but Nobi, Chikurin, Rangchu will
>>534835815Here first gravure where she showed her booba and pussy made me waste a pack of tissues.
In a day.
tekken 9 will be full anime
>>534835815The days of Lili r34 is over
we are all suffering
>>534835815Looks more like Lili with down syndrome
>midtroid
games mid I dropped nearly all of them
>reddit knight
games shit I flushed it
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does this anon still play the game
no one here plays any game as you can see by reading the lastest "ironic" posts
>>534837781seizure got him too but he wasn't known in the scene so no one cares
noooo arslan won again, he keeps on winning!
>>534837875we play plenty of deadlock in here
>>534837962this is how brown my game is dawg it's over
having a blast jin-kun is alive right?
he's having a blast on sf6
yeah, in hell burning with all the jin players and their pagan family
>>534837962are women not allowed here?
at least most of the reinatroons killed themselves
>>534838239this town is brown, white video game players have moved on to more lucrative titles
aint jin blud say he was gonna play sum else what was it I forgot
sneedkek is so acid that even his hair left him
>>534839031every time this guy tweets I get a little more angry
speedkicks is the ultimate western midwit, the eastern one is kojima
i'm updating my geforce drivers, hopefully Tekken 8 runs better afterwards
RIP all the niggas who didn't make it to EWC
IIII JUST DIED IN UR ARMS TONIGHT
>>534839741job jobb and jobby
we need to have the double is a fraud discussion
>>534839250the only way I find out about his tweets is by faggots posting it here
>>534839969his law seemed pretty good
free joe budden. give him a spot in EWC as reparations
but actually, why are you gay?
>>534838239why is she covered in oil but not cum
>>534839031Jin may be on the weaker side of the Mishimas but he's still good so it's hard to give a shit about their whining
Double and Ao are the only players to have cried on camera after losing. The absolute state of Japanese "men".
>>534837962brownest game ever made.
>>534840709as long as he doesn't cry often, I don't see a problem. A man is allowed to cry when he has to shoot his horse
>>534840789it's the lighting, the saudis are kind of tan
https://youtu.be/wbLkMX5HwW4?feature=shared&t=794
>>534841108Saudis are brown, quit coping.
>>534841131You're obviously allowed to cry after a win, many do
>>534841272at what latitude do people go from brown to tan?
>>534841401You're my next victim
>>534841430If you're a girl maybe.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
>>534841467Pakis, arabs, jeets and north africans are been living in Europe last years and their skin still is brown.
It isn't a tan.
sex
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Lip gloss? Ready to cover dick
Tits? Uncovered
Pits? Sweaty
300$ perfume? Applied
Yup, time to go husband hunting
I want a cheeseburger so bad right now
>>534842774mouth? ready to devour shit
I'd literally reinstall the game for a cold coke with a McCheeseburger
>>534843106>HeihachiDESERVED. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA (Tmm fake laugh)
>>534843017to be fair to that yoshi fraud at least he shows up everyday likes its a 9 to 5. Most fgc content creators are pretty lazy although I could be wrong because I dont actually watch any of them
>>534836534Whats the name of that one? Never knew she showed puss
Poor Arslan, he keeps beating Atif but Atif is seen as the stronger player
atif from the ashes team?
"Fair and square Miss Nina, you will be working for me now"
i wake up unhappy almost every day
i hate what i do
I wake up
I'm mesmerized by the glory of existence
I sleep
Why does Nina have so much more ryona art vs all the other girls?
>>534843927atif plays in a flashier way and shows a lot of mastery no matter what character he picks
arslan is the justin wong of tekken and just lames you out with the most basic tools possible so despite winning he "looks weaker"
Arslan is more talented, he's good at more than just one fighting game. Tekken niggas just hate them because beats their GOATS
never forget when the stream went down when atif was winning and arslan won all the sets off-stream
>>534844989guy is cancer for a grand finals t bh
Bamco should give everyone Anna sexbots they got hidden in their secret labs as a gift for the sorry excuse that was T8
Imagine how much more people would like Paki tekken if Atif just didn't play Akuma in T7
>>534845882i hope they would include a scat addon for everyone
my supplements say they support healthy cognitive function but alas months later I still feel like a fluoride zombie
step 1: Have cognitive function
I had cognitive function until I became a neet
I was an ignorant retard before I became a neet, now I'm a thoughtful and actually happy
ive been doing my best, but nobody cares
I like atif because he played akuma instead of playing politics like knee
In a random FT2 Atif is the best, for a full tournament run Arslan is the favourite, in a FT10 I doubt anyone can adapt as well as Knee.
atif used to play leo and he knew it was a sin in his religion but he did it anyway, that makes him very brave
Believe it. -Naruto Uzumaki
*intelligible gibberish*. -King
Anooooooo. -Katsuhiro Harada
i'm only operating with one layer of irony. if it seems like 200 layers to you then you are simply too far behind to ever catch up to me
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>>534847225Atif got second in EWC last year.
woke up yup still the same dumb fucking loser I was yesterday
>>534848373fucking crazy that a valve game has the same amount of players as tekken and other fighting games
JDCR stole my glasses. I was too afraid to say anything
>valveslop without the gambling
>eos bound
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBelvYeF440
I dropped out twice and never got my grade 10
it's time. release Xiao Meng
>>534848847they should've made it a half life game like they were going to at first
>>534849186How? All I did was sleep in school and still passed
my mom let me do it and I got tangled up with the wrong group of shemales
i met a shy guy at a local 3 years ago and ive groomed him into a tranny
>>534851078I can tell from this post that you're the most annoying nigga ever and a pain to be around
>>534851415i asked you not to post about me here
>>534851415i want to crack you
I got groomed in the fable speedrunning discord
>>534848847yeah crazy that a close Alpha (not even beta) has more players than tekken 8
17ers be like tekkuso 7 wasn't a range 0 masher!
>>534851942There are people that unironically thought this Heihachi was better
>>534851942Uhm where are the stance transitions.
Whom should I purchase? Ana, Fahk, Sagat, Terry, Bison?
>>534851942good job Knee
You ruined Tekken.
Are you happy now?
tekken 7 is simultaneously a range 0 masher and a backdash simulator in the minds of haters
just pick one!
buffguy is fighting a ling
>>53485286124ers are mindbroken by their heat masher they can't decide on one
it was both depending on which character you played
ano...kudasai...season 3 step in good direction
>>534852245compared to d8? absolutely, not even remotely a question.
that wasn't a question blud
T5DR > T6 > murrayslop era tekken
how many tourists are here (didnt play t7)
>>534852993'17ers don't think too much
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he not wrong
true! If you played d7 you are a veteran
>>534853326>T6 >AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS NIGGA TRYING TO PRETEND T6 ISNT WORSE THAN EVEN T8 S2 LMFAO
brown, muslim, europoor 17er. why is that combination so common?
TEKKEN 7 - THE FINAL TEKKEN
MASH 8 - DEATH
I lost to "worse" players more often in T7
>>534853368the one who didn't even know that was the 23er tho
>>534853517t. bought into bob evo tmm propaganda and never played the game
Who do I play if I play safe and never engage in mind games
>>534853705a different game.
big 5
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who are we watchin
>>534853705Yoshi unironically just zone with bad breath
Competitive t6 was just bob,steve,DVJ
i'm watching yo mamma shake her fat ass
she left the stripper binna years ago
>>534853915for me its gayshart69
red octane guitar hero do it really come out or nah
>>534853915>anna>trannycommon
T7 worked precisely because you could do nothing. Every fighting game basically tries to disguise the fact that it's an elaborate game of RPS. It's only when you slow the game down to where raw 50/50s aren't enough that timing, conditioning, setups and smaller decisions matter in FT2. They mattered in the older games too but those games were so chaotic and difficult only about 30 people in the world could play them at a decent level. T7 hit a good spot in accessibility. I will not be replying to any retorts.
translation
>it's the first tekken I played
did
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someone mention tekken 8 check out this squares proportions 778 times 778
almost tekken 9 for fucks sakes
>>534853517All bias aside T6 might be the best tekken game to play right now, even if I like DR more.
vf6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>>534854724yeah if you're retarded. t6 is dogshit
>>534855053What makes it so? I am genuinely interested. Keep in mind I actually played T6 when it was new, just like 5.0 and DR.
>>534855053still better than mashen 8
>>534855020Will VF have fatalities?
>>534855148>rage damage scaling is retarded >bound mechanics resulted in fucked up combos >bob >wall interactions resulted in despicable oki setups and wall combos >bob >fucked up vsync tearing >netcode was shit even by 2000s standards >bob
Lol why even bring up only Bob and expose yourself as a TMM timmy? You can say that T6 new characters across the board are shit and be just as right.
lars literally saved tekken
>>534855479rage scaling is retarded yeah, but better than heat or rage drives
bound is just fine, lets you have combos and they aren't stupid long cutscenes like in tag2 7 and 8, exceptions being lee bruce and lars
having oki is good
>bob>bob>bobyou never played the game.
>netcodeget some friends
>>534855148NTA but its probably the worst looking PS3 game I own, it had Jin become Hitler for no reason, the newcomers were awful compared to 5, and its otherwise just a worse 5DR with a combo extender. I know it was loved competitively but as a commercial release it was terrible.
tekken 6 is poorly balanced but at least its a tekken game unlike 8
time to mald on kazuya and be hardstuck bushin-low tekken king
i think at this point i gotta start watching the replays
Tekken 6 didn't have Josie,Kazumi,Reina or Miary
it's time to release Xiao Meng
Ill never feel the embrace of a woman
I wanna play some tekken 8 with my friends
Which race is best for ryona?
White girls, Asian girls, black girls or brown girls?
it's ok joe, you are welcome here
Tried to talking to a woman who sat next to me on the train
She got up and left...
How was your day bros
>>534856258Why the long face?
83 ms gameplay with kazuya vs lars
block 10 db4 but only one gets blocked
>she's gone back to posting lewds on fansly
Joe really was about to marry this bitch lmao
>>534857474how do you find this out so quickly
what do i do as kazuya if Lars spins back and whiffs silent entry 1 first hit outside of my range?
>>534851438yeah you are right actually
>>534855810>but better than heat or rage drivesNo.
someone is hacking into my pc making kazuyaยดs df3+4 last hit not come out in queue
tenryus still take those stats seriously lmao
>>534856193We need more e-whores in Tekken
tekken stats is the biggest troll. They didnt even bothered to explain any of it.
5 dollars stats DLC coming soon
Asuka is female kazuya. Both put you into a 50/50 vortex
Why would you have some characters do motion inputs and others just do direction + button? Shit is impossible to balance. One of many reasons why this game is a kusoge
Asuka says Dorya when she Heat Smashes
Lars db4 is fucking unreactable I don't care
Just found out it's faster than in T7 too
What if they made Asuka a Mishima
Every low is unreactable if you're over 30 and don't care anymore
>>534843623I cannot check it right now and internet has "lost" lot of her videos.
But i'm pretty sure is [MBR-AA056] ใธใงใ ใทใผในใซใผใจใณใธใงใซ~See-through Angel.
As you know, you can't show pussy in Japanese films, but there's a scene where she's naked behind a curtain and you can see everything... in the dark.
All you had to do was change the light and contrast on the VLC player and... there it is.
Her sweet pussy.
when i play kazuya theres nothing going on im just throwing moves in random orders
I want to read a reverse rape doujin where jun takes kazuya's asshole with a strap-on
>finally 5 bar opponent
>it's a scripter
kazuya players taking Ls worldwide yo
I just give up when I see a steve or a howarang, I just don't get those characters.
Don't look up what CSI's David Caruso looks like after he quit acting.
our buy buff is losing to a hwoarang that's a much worse player than him because this game is made so worse players can beat superior mishima geniuses...
sarcasm aside bluds really think they get stomped like that because tekken 8
Who's the youngest EWC participant? Is there anyone under 30 there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUS7v7e5DLg
>>534862360k-on is older than most tekken 8 players, unc
>>534862151Kingreyjr is like 19
>>534861634>>534861562Somebody gave him advice and he said "I wrote the book on this character" lol
>>534861634>I'm only losing because I am the better playeris the cope of the century for modern video games
the rate of gimmicks introduced exceeds the rate of learning of 100 IQ people
>>534863268>Reina not a slut, would do neither
>Junsame as above
>Ling she's for Jin's eyes exclusively
>Lidiapotential political scandal
>>534863980She's a slut just like every other "asian girl with dyed hair" stereotype ever.
>>534863980>Reina Is a cosplay slut
>Jun Opened her asshole to Ogre and walked around tag 2 with purple body paint
>Ling Slapped her ass in every intro until 7
>Lidia Being a whore isn't an obstacle to political office in eastern Europe
how is the sheman gravure scene
this retard is really destroying his wrist just to be stuck in emperor with kazuya mishimafags are something else
>>534855020I know you see it.
How does T8 have worse customization that 5dr, 6, and TTT2. What are those retards doing over there
>dr
bro thinks he's on the team :skull:
I couldn't make girls barefoot in 5 and 7 so 8 is better there. 6 is still the goated feet Tekken tho
havent played since clive
https://youtu.be/Y13GVqUcOZA?si=EdSjSdciluvIuzLo
No meter in VF6 CONFIRMED
>>534865550I am kneeling uncontrollably.
>>534864547His intelligence is remarkably low. He got mad at someone telling him to take a break because of CARPAL TUNNEL, said that he wants to take less breaks because it makes him worse
>>534865649What can you expect of a guy that roids to look like that
Carpal tunnel isnt even real
>>534865550unc fighter 6 will flop
what the fuck is even unc is this that minecraft sfx?
i just found out im unc and also chopped
what if buff guy is mentally hadicapped at Kazuya specfifically but he can be a good tekken player? his xiaoyu was good. is it possible some people are genetically incapable of playing kazuya or mishimas?
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>>534865550>in order to evolve we look at what other games are doing>we need to look at what's good for other gamesit's over
>>534865550Yamada-san.... you're our only hope
vf needs to evolve that shit mid asf
blud wants the devs to lock themselves away in a goon dev basement until the game is out
yeah everyone with a brain knows that vf is gonna flop. I feel like the name really fucks it. Virtua is just such a boomer word. No one wants to play that grandpa shit
They turned Hawk into a heel but he looks more like a gay bara fantasy to me
>>534866369His ling was mediocre and he only got to tk due to inflation since his wr was like dead even 50% (like his Kazuya wr)
He just gets there by sheer grinding. Also funnily enough he played Ling like a mishima
it's not gonna flop, joker (batman) and joker (card) from persona series are in
>>534863268Reina doesn't have any doujins where she has sex so she can't be in the JAV column. Asuka 100% should be. Bitch has more porn than 90% of the characters
>>534822736 (OP)This roster/DLC SUCKS SO GOD DAMN MUCH! I keep booting up this game then close it when I get to the character screen.
>visual clarity
>short combos
>Yakuza-like single player mode
>no meter
Yeah, VF won.
>>534867183>>Yakuza-like single player modeplease be good.
Are you gonna blast your face/off if somehow VF doesn't flop and Harada just retires because he's fed up?
If Kazuya is the only real Tekken character that plays actual Tekken, then why do they lure everyone with 32 non-Tekken characters into thinking they're playing Tekken? Isn't that a bit cruel to waste everyone's time with pseudo-Tekken?
>>534866369he got to TK with ling due to raw snake edge and random launchers (b1+2 and standing 3)
Tekken 3 killed tekken
lore
visuals
characters
finally being 3d was the price to pay
Harada... The man that bought battle passes a premium currency to Tekken. Good riddance
i am greeted bythis every time i opened the tekken
>>534867713Honestly pretty hot. Would fuck
>>534867376 itโs gonna flop faggot
can't even tell who she is they all look the fucking same
if virtua fighter 6 is a hit tekken 9 will be goated
you need to root for virtua fighter 6 to succeed if you want tekken to be good again
and thank you virtua fighter
all the vf6 shills are disappearing 3 months after it drops like cotw
saw my ex today and didnt even fuck her, im a complete loser and i will isolate myself for the next 4months
>vf5
flop
>final showdown
flop
>ultimate showdown
flop, direct to ps+
>revo
flop
>world stage
will flop
>switch 2 game key card
will flop
>vf6
will get cancelled
>>534867948>if virtua fighter 6 is a hit tekken 9 will be goatedwhy?
>>534868019vf5 was such a flop that they're still updating it 20 years later.
>>534868007>exfucking normalfag
Because Harada has never had an original idea in his life he copies from SF, VF and Hollywood movies and by complete accident his game is sometimes good.
she's such a strange girl
I believe most of my body pains stem from starvation
>>534867953kinda like how d8 shills disappeared from /v/ after S2 made it the biggest laughing stock in recent fighting game history.
I miss the old Jin, straight from the 'Go Jin
i still shill T8 on v tho
i miss my daughterwifemitsu
>>534868560Nowhere near cotw.
>>534868560murraybots still lurk here, and may rear their heads during tournaments
>>534868679don't see you on our regular d8 anti-circlejerk threads.
>>534868378I thought Harada quit game development and now leaves it all to "the new blood"?
>>534868723I don't know what those leggings are called but they're hot
>>534868769i do it in post your waifu threads
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the new blood in question
>>534868915the new blood is just the retards who made sc6
which game had a better character creator, t8 or sc6?
Atif is becoming my favorite pro player bros
>these are the people who made tekken 8
no wonder the game is shit
watching Yazka go insane against the apes he plays against is funny as fuck
What part of VF6 is saving us do you guys not get?
fractured daydream is a GOATed kusoge ong
my right eyelid is swollen and it hurts every time I blink.
Life is relentless and unforgiving and I have simply been unable to contend with it.
I want to get back on track but I can't deny reality that the train has wrecked
the walls are closing in on me
when I got paired into someone's group I was always met with rolling eyes
you will be laughed at if you say you play tekken nowadays
Mishima and Bryan players will pass this test
https://racepuritytest.com/
big week of tekkino next week
big week or not at the end of it i will still be a fucking failure
I actually meant this week but I too am a failure so i thought days that have already past were yet to come.
what if we work together to make a business
the tekgen business
What if Regina's hobby is cosplay and her tekken 9 arcade ending is her cosplaying magical girls
>dino crisis
games mid I dropped it
>>534867713Hey for once your costume doesn't look like total shit
>>534868741Nono cotw was just another usual snk flop but on a bigger and somewhat sadder scale due to snk's usual completely out of touch ideas. S2 of Tekken made a somewhat shit game 100 times worse and made it so that ANYONE could make fun of Tekken 8 and they'd be complete right and justified in doing so regardless of what they were playing whether it's anime fighter fags, sffags, or other 3d fighter fags.
cotw is literally the concord of fighting games blud
im the human version of cotw
im naked and afraid personified
>>534872345Jin should do this to Xiaoyu sometimes
>>534870254When I say I play tekken all the men look at me with amazement and the women want to have sex with me.
>>534873432And then you wake up.
I wish I stopped doing that
there was only one time in human history when being a tekken player wasn't embarrassing and that was during tekken 7
>>534873653Not bro.
This is Reality.
>>534868723I wish I was Kunimitsu II's girlfriend
give me a doom 2 mod to play.
>>534873759literally only Tekken 3 during jocker parties
i hope agp yurifags stick to asuka and lili and don't end up obsessing over kuni II and reinamitsu
They're all killing themselves in 5 years when Tekken 9 isn't real
>>534875481blud nobody sticks to anything in this dead series anymore, it gets fuck all art other than autistic weirdos who do 3d model shit like this:
>>534872345
Reina needs a cute girlfriend to calm her down.
asuka and lili still get the msot art, low bar as it is. and one of the easiest ways to create seething is remindingg everyone that of lili's canonical attraction to ganryu
im gonna stroke my 3 inch
i wouldnt be able to hang in a gmfizzle style social circle, say the guys skateboard graffiti hip hop and play tekken. they would see me as a fake nigga and kick me out or make fun of me.
>>534876009I check pixiv everyday and 99% of the tekken "art" is 3d model shit and deviantart-tier scribbles.
>>534875769why is kazuya smiling
>>534876336yeah i'd fuck xiaoyu
my kazuya plays like a tortured monkey
im like walking around doing nothing knowing that everything i do will either get counterhit or ducked or it will whiff, if they whiff im too scared to punish or too slow
it;s impossible getting games at bushin with 270k prowess in LATAM
apologize for /ourbuffguy/
Post some official art i can work with
Who's the Karrion Kross of Tekken
Lili cleaning my dickcheese with her tongue.
>Lidia
>Reina
>Kuni II
One of them has to get a girlfriend
i just lost a round getting hit 4 times straight dash blocking and guessing wrong on 3 different fullscreen alisa mixups
I get clipped while dash blocking so many times I don't know if it's my fault or the game is retarded
i just lost to a jin emperor jin doing random shit
at least meme characters take the time to develop flowcharts
this guy was just playing off empathy oh my lord, he was playing with his feelies afterr my heat engager hopkicking my hellsweep despite it being my first heat engager etc everything guessed right
no mind games but everything guessed right
guy didnt even bother to develop flowcharts
my kazuya just get ass raped while having no idea what specific flowcharts raped me juts for no reason i just lost 3-0 3-0 but the guy had no flowcharts and no mindgames, just empathy games
weird shit man to lose to no mindgames
>>534882025likely a combination of both being a noobie and of lag, you'll notice at 15ms you wont have it happen as often as at 100ms, no offense meant by noobie i mean "inferior to pro player
'
>>534882223I notice it doesn't happen to pro players part reason for it could be down to playing offline for sure.
>>534882273theyre likely playing more proper mind games and more cognizens of the ranges and also dont th
>>534882642Why couldn't they make the final story chapter the feel for the game...
thats about close to my peak rank im done for today
https://x.com/kentuckyburgerr/status/1954300969467904416
https://x.com/kentuckyburgerr/status/1954300969467904416
holy based gooners btfo
>>534888068this nigga is from the middle east, his religion's leader was a gooner with a harem
>>534888068>old clip>version 2.04huh?
>>534888068>posts clip so bikini is saved on system and profile
>be +8
>guy hopkicks
this is real Tekken
gorilla asuka main here i want to learn a new character but I dont know how
>>534890197jun is right there are basically a compat character
36 year old parents
Can only play a disability character where I mash buttons mindlessly
Played 60 games today ended up in the same rank i started, BUSHINhahahahahah IM A FUCKING BUSHIN PLAYER AFTER PLAYING FOR 8 YEAR S HAHAHAHAH I HAVE NO MIND GAMES SO I GOTTA MASH WITH XIAOYU I CANT PLAY KAZUYA HAHAHAHAHAHA LUCKY ME BEING BORN WITH 36 YEAR OLD PARENTS INTO A HELL SHIT LIFE OF A LOSER THANK YOU PARENTS FOR BIRTHING ME AND NOT GIVING ME A STRICT UPBRINGING OR GOOD GENETICS SO I'D END UP A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS FAILURE
Fbie
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The asuka Lili Shaheen 3somes would be wild
>>534892196medusa was right... waifufags were midnless carried mashers all along playing overpowered characters....
I wanted to learn xiaoyu but I cant figure out the hypnotist part of the combo and keep dropping it
>>534892801xiaoyus not that easy but once you get good at her you dont play mind games you just mash quick pokes at all times so the opponent cant play the game
it kinda sucks that fahk was a wet fart and nobody even wants to play him in tournament
>>534890197Pick Kazuya like lingschizo
>>534893537you wanna kill the lil nigga and make him mald and lose his humanity
>>534892459she looks like she has 80 IQ obesity and depression and is from a low socio-economic background
as for the cuteness it's alright it's just the impression i got
>>534893537Maybe i could? I played Josie in t7 and she had cd3 mixup which is kinda like hellsweep I think?
>>534888068why do literally all of these guys have to play tekken? where is the female character hating faggotry in any other game?
>>534893781why you so offensive nigga
Tekken players when they see a buff black Mexican guy in a mask spitting on everyone
>omg hes so cool I love him tekken is saved
Tekken players when they see a barely legal black teen with massive tits and tight tummy
>ewww nobody wanted this harada fix her or tekken is ruined forever
>make her into pajeeta please harada we are gay community take away her beautiful smile
>>534895358Katarina/Christie/Josie/Maven/Kunnymitsu/Azucena bros...it ain't fair...
>>534895657the fuck she have to do with kunni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxHbMzFp7SU
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whats up with people rage arting or hop kicking while laying down? is that a new russian hack?
what is blud even talking about
>>534901748We know, Tekken franchise.
used my wife's lavender soap
>>534832051>LilianonGONE
>MaskutardGONE
>VamosposterGONE
>TifaggotGONE
>ReinatrannyGONE
>LeoschitzoGONE
>the schizos in this placeGONE
>very hype match
>final final round
>both 1 hp
>random lag spike during 1+2 throw, no lag spikes before
Cheater, p[lugged
I like the vamos guy and I like that Eric got bullied out
is the match making still dead? S1 didn't have a lot of players either but it didn't take 1 hour to find a fucking match.
>>534876336No way xiaoyu would be shaved.
I duck: my non empath logic: i wont duck again since i just ducked
Empath logic: they ducked so they will duck again
I duck twice: my logic: i wont duck 3 times
empath logic: they will duck 3 times.
Is there a female equivalent of low tier god?
>>534904214>Destroyer rank detected
>>534836131...really?
you look ugly as fuck.
>>534904936Nope. Skylrxoxo is the closest we'll get as a trannyLtg.
>about to win with kazuya against hwo
>he always duck my 1243
>final round
>do my 1243 out of panic
>spaghetti over keyboard and some weird 1243 variant string comes out with a spinning kick at the end
>win
Im still about to drop to bushin though after losing in a kazuya mirror
Kazuya mirrors are all about slam poetry and not at all about mind games
>can create blinding white outfits
Nice game
MY WRISTS ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING MAN MY WRISTS ARE FUCKED UP I CANT FEEL ANYTHING AHHHH
I cant wait until the days of carnage of playing Kazukek are over and I can go back to mashing people with Waifus lmaooo
Some blud said I should get to Tekken Gawd without dropping him LOL, I wonder if I should just stop at Emperor (if I ever get there before my fingers implode, Im on keyboard playing without using my middle finger from the movement hand)
>>534907014Go back to slime troon 6 faggot
I don't know which is worse losing a close as fuck match or getting absolutely beat up by a superior player
>>534872137Nope, had a much higher CCU. Nice try though
In the ancient and medieval world, religion was the primary driver of literacy. The Church was often the only institution that cared about writing, books, education, and preserving knowledge.
>>534906785Playing a character that requires an annoying input that is hard on the wrists for 8 hours a day is known to be one of the better things you can do for your carpal tunnel
about to drop to bushin again due to another bad kazuya mirror
this is impossigble
So if tekkino 8 is "dead" at 6000 players, what is cotw then?
>>534907581Who the fuck says cotw is anything but dead and buried
>>534907430there used to exist the classical world before christianity and islam
im bushin lost to a reina kishin
blud is in fujin in real rank
no tekken king is fujin
bushin is mighty ruler
I'm hardstuck Kishin, no matter what I do I just can't bring myself to start the game and play ranked.
devs dropped this blatant insult to our faces and we never managed to come up with a response to ir
community is dead
the fahkumentary was dope stop hating
thinks arent looking any better magmabluddies
same rank i started with today
lmao wtf
in theory i should be improving but it's not being reflected on my rank. i feel like i am improving but it's not being reflected at all. maybe if i sleep early today i can go a bit higher tomorrow. in theory i should uninstall as i am wasting literally 15 hours a day playing tekken and i am 32 and unemployed.
>>534861634this guy is great insight into how to never improve at anything, every time he loses it's because the opponent was shit his controller was malfunctioning his wrist hurts he had lag inputs won't come out opp's char is overpowered kazuya is shit. the only time i ever see him say somebody is good is when he beats them handily as a fake humblebrag
Hey guys, remember "Over" by Drake? Who thr fuck are y'all what am I doing what am I doin
i played some sweaty games against a reina with 97 defense both trying our hardest to play these mishima niggers and she was wearing short shorts and it felt for a second i was playing with my daughter or some acquaintance i know well but im not supposed to have sex with, strange effect there, it felt like i was playing with family and i was like (she won btw) "well this young girl is very strong she's teaching unc (me) how to play the game, it's all in good fun"
>>534909926high T people just can't cope with defeat
>>534910007Post daughter?
>>534861634>>534861634He actually kept playing after closing stream and losing lmfao
He lifts weights tho so he's better than me
>>534910103his T is only high due to roids the moment he quits those it's going sub 100 ng
3am
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>>534910268lemme post that bitch
ironically there's proof that roids do not improve tekken ability
>>534910542asked for daughter not also kazuya -.-
reading this:
>>>/lit/24629397
very interesting
new day still a loserโฆ when will it change
dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life
Murrat can throw hands wtf?
https://x.com/OnPointMMA/status/1954871551763128419?t=MCm9_d2C5BBYla6i52laGQ&s=19
>>534888068I hate muslims so much is unreal.
>>534888068>roundstart d1+2the neuch...
why do all kazuyas have this performative personality reminds me of eboys that play competitive games like league and such
twss
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>a man
>a myth
>a legend
murray
>>534916063>muslims so much is unrealhello sar
>>534910269Carpal tunnel healing exercises
>>534910542You realize this is a fellow brown nerd dressing his champ up as an anime character right?
carpal tunnel is caused by INACTIVITY OF THE WRIST you guys are out of your minds. this all started when i took a break from playing Kaz and played Leo instead. Trust me I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Don't fucking tell me what to do I wrote the BOOK on carpal tunnel and df31 punch parry
tmm playing off his mind tonight
i've had carpal tunnel for 30 years there's nothing i don't know about it if you backseat you're BANNED
Fap trick of the day: sit on your fap hand until it goes slightly numb then proceed to jerk off with it and enjoy the results
That's fucking bullshit man UUURRGH
BLACKHEART59 IS STREAMING.
Black cock down i repeat black cock down
>>534918309what if you get poo on it
I don't give a fuck about blockheart until he actually competes
https://x.com/kaizerrev/status/1954998776906780878?s=46
LTG based from the start niggaz
Is Kingreyjr the most boosted player ever? The guy had 1 good performance when Asuka was beyond busted and then just fell off after a relatively small nerf.
We knew this for years lil bro he didn't really keep it a secret
>>534919041i didn't know there were race pickmes as well
doubly funny because ltg isn't exactly well spoken
>>534919278more well spoken than 98% of browns
>>534919041ltg is everything he hates lol
I'd respect his words more if he wasn't the stereotypical coon
>>534919337he uses the same slang and every time he tries to use a big word he misuses it. there is genuinely no difference
supa
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>>534919109nobody can ever come close to SOUUUPAAAAAA
>>534919665>can only respond with racism You don't know how stupid you lool HaHaHaHAHAHA
Stop using feminine terms like pickme, you are a man.
>>534919741at least he was entertaining. when he lost and also when he won. SOUUUUUUPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534918304I still don't understand why they gave her the ugly blue sweater
>>534918693Super A. is dreaming about it every day.
huge like my asssssssssss
t. joecrush
38 degrees this afternoon bros! finna have some cocktails to forget about my miserable and failed life !
legit 3 out of 10 msts carrying skank
Getting ac for my house was the best fucking investment ever even if it was fucking expensive but now i'm like a rare european species, maybe a cryptid if you want so
>>534920920>no dickworthless whore
>>534920935ok but how much does it cost you to run it for useful amount of times
rubbing one out to women without dicks every once in a while hits different
>>534920935acCHADS keep winning poorFAGS asking about electricity price lol
I rather burn alive than pay 50 bucks more for bills
>>534921036Unironically it doesn't matter because i have a pool pump running 24/7 for 8 hours which costs me more energy than anything ever could. It's the best feeling coming home when it's hot as shit and you go *beep* *vroom vroom* and your room gets cooled i'm a motherfucking ac prince
europoors consider ac an investment
>>534919741He was doing alright getting just outside top 8 while playing Lee. Switching to Reina really killed his results
>>534921270you should kill yourself
the kazuya vs king matchup is litereally impossible
>>534921763You're supposed to duck and ws1,2 "TWIN PISTON" everything the shitty cat does.
kazuya's just a champion for low IQ retards that's why I can't play it
The absolute state of /tekgen/ where are the good vibes from last year. :(
I hope buffguy streams today bros but I get the feeling he might have smashed his controller
He always disconnects on a win but he kept losing for like 2 hours
>"last" year
emphasis on last
last year I still had hope that one day I would get a job
if you got a job last year, this year's hope would be to lose it, guaranteed
i am supreme ling bushin kazuya with 500 games
>>534921331armor king will be broken pay2win and carry him to top 8 again
>>534922696This but miary, i mean, her name is literally mary sue
I bet they will reveal she works for Victor and twitter will go insane
Yes you can mask your connection to appear as 5bars
>>534922776soupa will not play her though unless she's literally akuma
I can mask my pain with a smile
just picked up khazan in an attempt to fill the void
what if miary is 2D kino?
Just picked up doa extreme venus vacation
exposed myself on zack's island and got banned
I just heard that Twitch bans cheaters in video games but how come Tekken cheaters don't get banned?
Legacy cheater are immune just how legacy characters are immune
is that chingchong soulslop any good?
Wait for phantom blade zero blyat devs are cooking
wuchang? yeah it's better than fromslop
I remember sitting at garuda thinking to myself, "this shit is getting boring." I wish I dropped that mid ass game then and there.
peanut butter on my balls, let torgal lick it
Which tekken girl would let torgal and sugar tag team her
TMM is winning, so It's not fun to watch.
I found the doxx of my opponent I looked at their LinkedIn they had beautiful green eyes
winning ? never heard of that word
TMm is a smart cat he always waits for rank inflation to take effect before playing ranked so he can stomp everyone
Then he stops and waits a few weeks and goes back in to stomp more inflated ranks
X is to Y as The Buff Guy is to TMM.
What is X is to Y?
My dream for tomorrow(today) is to eat the pack of artisanal potato chips
my dream everyday is a meal I am starving everyday
my dream is to be able to dream again
>>534920920why she so thin
did joecrush steal her food??
10mins til my day drinking starts
Should I go to sleep I believe tomorrow is ewc early I havenโt gone to sleep itโs 8am
i wanna hear joe's side of the story
>be mid ass skeletor lookin bitch
>show holes
>make money
I use this power to seek atonement...
Buff Guy and TMM should start a 1 hour monthly podcast where they discuss tekken, dating, politics, economics, and more
just a few more patches and tekken 8 will be saved guys
season 3 will have a MMA fighter without anime element
tr4ny
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TMM is finally losing it against a boke monkey ahahaha. YES!
i canโt do this anymore
and it'll be the wrong choice as usual
babe
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i miss her so much
Unfortunately, Buff guy is a little too "White" to be able to be good at Tekken. (Not that he's White, he's a mystery meat like a lot of NA)
thats a man i mean just sayin
release a real tekken game with rollback netcode on steam or else
hes german canadian iirc
he does look like your average chud germoid desu
there's nothing buff about the guy he's just fat
there's nothing good about the guy he just plays jin
people be like <older tekken> is so much better I would totally play it if it was on steam
meanwhile majority of the people who call T7 better than T8 are all still playing T8 despite T7 being right there and playable
same thing would happen with any other tekken game
maybe a small boost during the first week and then down to discord fighter numbers
bamco is smart enough to know not to waste resources on that kind of flops
im eating chinese rn (not dog)
>>534929421>meanwhile majority of the people who call T7 better than T8 are all still playing T8actually 99% of the t8's playerbase has disappeared lol. just because you prefer older tekken games doesn't mean you're not gonna play other things instead.
I'm not worried because virtua fighter 6 is just around the corner
grey hair fighter 6 will flop
I still can't believe Tekken 8 had a triple digit player count at one point and the damage control today is that "a few thousand regularily is still a success!!" no they just fucked up and you're coping.
nobody except brown 17ers claims t7 is a good tekken game
>game is bad if it doesn't have launch day numbers permanently
shareholder brain
chart must always go only up
M can just create the second happening whenever he wants. with a simple call.
im 27 and i have grey hair but itโs not falling off tho
>>534930065>loses argument and immediately resorts to muh t7 whataboutismI love t8 fanboys so much, they suck at arguing so much and always self-defeat themselves.
>>534930234>you dislike t7 so you must be a t8 shillno, i actually like real tekken
>>534930224I was 32, looked at the mirror and said "at least I kept my hair"
I am now 33 and 30% of it is gone.
>>534930073What dishonest arguing lmao. There's a huge spectrum between launch day numbers and losing almost your entire playerbase a year later, the game can't even reach 5 digits anymore despite being able to as recently as april.
https://x.com/deh/status/1954616595072086080
video of maskus seeing a anime girl in bikini
still less dishonest than
>99% of players are gone
when it's still doing better than T7 at its best
if anything T8 has grown the playerbase and keeps doing so
tekken 7 was carried by the awesome guest characters. noctis, geese, akuma, negan etc.
never forget 6 million akuma and geese players
your playstyle determines my plugstyle
https://x.com/DesiKing_/status/1954914833352347757
Why did they do it bros
>>534932118most 2019 post i ve seen in ages i like you
I want to live in the pod unironically. and if the bugs taste like chicken so be it
>>534930728No one said this and T8 hasn't grown the playerbase. You're just arguing with windmills because you're a friendless loser desperate for someone's attention.
the pod is like 2k a month and you have to slave away 80 hours a week at a tech company for an 80k salary in california
you lost to this and to sega doing nothing but showing Sonic again btw
>no one said this
>literally says so @534929660
We need him.
Release Sasuke Uchiha.
>>534933303they already did in 1997
>>534926412why did he say the word bros?