POCHIE NIGHT!

troondle filth off the op!

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>>534836936

>>534854217 (OP)
No faggots allowed

First for gvrv

>>534854217 (OP)
Yeah, I have hope for it. So what? You never had hope for anything? Then what are you? A fucking mutant, not even human. What are you to not feel hope for something? To believe in something? You fucking mutant freak. You're worth less than the insects that plague the crops that I shit down the drain. Atleast they have a purpose in life that they adhere to. Your purpose is to be a slave to hate, you're not natural, you're a fucking mutant.
Worse than the pigsty, you have no function if you've never felt hope for something. Fucking mutant.

Realistically how long do you guys think mods will allow a general about a game that no one is playing?

God please let there be a positive update.

>>534854387
if you look at catalogue almost half of it isn't even vidya

If Epoch comes up I'll finally have a chance to lose my virginity by getting a troon gf, please work faster devs

>>534854217 (OP)
I have waited like two years for this server I can wait a little more. I will be looking forward to playing with you boys on Kezan , see you there hulksters

POCHIE
NIGHT!!!!

pochie monday is almost over...

POCHIE THURSDAY!

BECAUSE I FUCKING BELIEVED! I'M A BELIEVER!
GET OUT IF YOU WON'T BELIEVE, MUTANT FREAK

You did this to me Kaytotes

You did this...

>>534854387
it's not an epoch only thread, it's basically /wpsg/ just the gossip is about epoch instead of literal who FMC trannies

HELLO OUT THERE
WE'RE ON THE AIR
IT'S POCHIE NIGHT TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5I_zaqM8LM

I had planned to spend three weeks playing this server, enjoy some of the new content and some low level pvp, then just quit and sort my life out. so much for that idea

Remember, /epog/ : Attendre et espérer! Wait and hope!

There is a small part of me that hopes it comes up and is a massive disappointment. It would be the funniest thing I have witnessed in my entire life.

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

MUTANTS GET OUT OF MY FUAAAAAARKING THREAAAAAAAAAAAD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING MUTANT FREAKS I HATE YOU

>>534854707
It cant be a disappointment. Most people here are okay with just plain vanilla with TBC classes and nothing more. The custom content is just a bonus.

>>534854387
However many years is 4000+ threads

Turtle vs Epoch devs rn

POCHIE EVERYDAY!
>>534854513
don't worry anon, we will get a new pochie monday next week

>tfw he is still having faith in Pochie

vibes?

LET ME IINNNNNNNNNNNN

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AIE
>>534854928
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534854931
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534854850
Custom Goldshire is not a bonus so far. Regular Goldshire would be less disappointing.

>>534854889
that black haired girl was wet the whole time desu

>>534854931
FANTASTIC

>>534854889
Sauce?? Is she okay??

>more than 2 weeks after planned launch
>still no concrete dates, no proper progress reports, soon(тм)

At what point would you consider the project dead? How many more weekends can they waste?

They should bring back the original Lion's Pride Inn but keep the basement area.

>>534855006
I read that in his voice... I'm fucking cooked

>you niggers when the servers go up just for them to be shut down 10 minutes later

>>534855121
the only thing keeping it alive is the lack of an alternative

>>534854387
just look at the turtle general to know

POCHIE OCTOBER!

>>534854791
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AIE
>>534854928
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534854931
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534855121
They have until the 17th

>>534854928
MORE

POOCHIE TUESDAY!

At least we still have Bronzebeard.

>>534854931

My vibes are authenticating

Pochi thursday?

Pochie get up already!

>>534855186
>stop having fun

>>534855301
just like how I remembered it

>>534854791
>>534854986
>>534855234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEU2-ceYsic

>>534854387
/vg/ jannies don't care, this is a containment board

>>534855253

AIIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534855234
>>534854986
LET ME IN I STILL I STILL HAVE HOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534855301
>this sparkletrash dragon sure doesn't clash with this zugzug mudhut landscape at all
gods I hate paypigs for ruining mmo aesthetics forever

>>534855505
She BETTER have a futa cock.

it's over... he's gone...

Spelunky 3: Crisis in Epochieland

I should be raiding MC right now

Ambershire soon!

>>534854975
whats this

there's an update bros

siiiiiip
slurp slurp slurp glug glug gluug glug glug
pwaaaaah~

>>534855301
come join us on BBC guys! there are literally multiple of us

>>534855590
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Let's start a /vg/ server. I'm the ideas gal, so far we're going with
>wotlk+
>x1
>pvp realm
>pvp always flagged, no safe zones
>Epoch pvp systems (blood tokens, exp, pvp gear, pvp quests and objectives)
>dalaranwow instance progression lock
>high elves and goblins
>transmog
>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid drops
>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raids
>cata mounts as custom cheevo rewards/raid drops(think glory of the hero equivalent)

fuck, why is wplace down too
fucking useless devs EVERYWHERE

>>534855680
thank you nigga from 4 days ago

>>534855540
well... on like half the pics of her, yes

>>534855741
>wotlk
already failed

>>534855741
what mod is that?

>>534855680
u bum

>>534855741
You are a man

>>534855892
retail toy I think

>>534855741
>_____ ____
stopped reading right there, slav subhuman

>>534855892
it's a retail hero talent
warriors can choose to be tall and strong now

>>534855013
she kills herself in two timelines
the blond kills herself in one timeline from her mother's suicide
in one timeline they are best friends
all of this is canon btw

Pochie... tuesday?

>*inhales*
>...
>*exhales*
>"dem fucking epochies, man, demfugginpoggies mayne.."
>*cough cough*

>>534855660
post a picture of yourself doing a naked dogeza and i'll consider playing there.

>>534855963
you are brown

>>534855984
but is there any scissoring though?

>11pm
>still nothing

>>534854889
any good non-shonen anime that isn't slice of life?

>>534855768
Goes to show how shit Turtle is if so many people are still willing to wait on Epoch.

>>534855667
New Deadmines

>>534856170
retard

>>534855741
>expansion slop
nah I'm good

I summon thee

I told you there would be no update on Monday 24 hours ago btw bootlickers, I won.

>>534855984
Tell me what show

>>534856082
>we need someone to say the n-word

>>534856175
3600 seconds left to click one (1) button, this is fine

>>534855741
why do trannies always have the worst ideas? is that what being a troon does, or is that what it takes to troon?

>>534856169
little slavy russo mutty got maddy!

https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=17688
Damn this is a huge amount of changes for a ser- wait what? All this is in one singular small patch?????

where u at ulmetrs uwu

>>534855741
>wotlk
were you trying to speedrun your idea failure?

>>534856175
How can it be so hard to just post "it's not coming online today"?

>>534856273
tropical island original sin

... guess i'll go to bed

>>534856383
>Damn this is a huge amount of tranni- wait what? All this is in one singular small server?????

>>534856342
They think cutting their cocks into neopussies is a good idea

>tfw pochie hater but not a turtle shill

>>534856248
I was just asking, no need to be so rude!

WOTLK is the pinnacle of wow. Millennials need to take off their nostalgia goggles.

Ulmetrs.... I summon thee...

>>534856383
you are the the wrong thread
>>1888226

>>534856567
>WOTLK is the pinnacle of wow. Millennials need to take off their nostalgia goggles.
do you not realize how comical this sounds?

>>534856567
thirdie spotted

>>534856567
>flying mounts
nah

>>534856567
Millennials are the prime target for Wrath nostalgia, it would've came out when they were in middle/high school. If you were in high school when vanilla came out you're Gen X

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Is it up…?

>>534856567
Wrath is for babies

i just want a server that does uldum justice
a nice cozy raid with kino titan lore that pretends like nothing happened after wotlk. is that really too much to ask for?

Btw, if you don't want to deal with the stupid 2h CD on Epoch, there is a 3rd Party Disc with over 1k members.

XnWk3szx49

Pochie Tuesday x3

>>534856803
phoneposter-kun....

>>534856586
A lion posts where he pleases

>>534856895
i found my gf on there!

>>534856567
flying mounts unironically killed wow's world design forever

>>534856567
>dungeon finder
>flying mounts
>gear tokens
ummmm nyo....

Muzzy is online, IT'S HAPPENING!!

What would it take to host a classic server? Could i host one easily and slowly make changes as i go?

>Judge Grady, my name is Laurie Williams-Jones. I've been married to my husband Chuck for two years, and all he does is play that wizard online game, Lootenwank. He plays until two in the morning sometimes! (audience gasps) When he comes to bed, he's all grabbing my ass and treating me like a troll, screaming "Two damage! Two damage! Check that ass in the air, troll, I'm about to get agro!" (audience moans) Can you help me, Judge? I love my husband but I am not an avatar.

>>534856895
>>534856978
I hate you faggots so much its unreal

Imagine TBC and Wrath if they weren't designed with flying in mind

>>534857051
you can just download azerothcore and host one... right now.

>>534856971
a troon pees in a bathroom xhe pleases!

>>534856526
I respect it

P..pochiee..

>>534857164
>boring mutt donals dungeons
>raid logging
>dailies
>only the latest patch matters
yeah no thanks, flying or not they were abominations

>>534857345
lol got me there, I just meant more how they designed the overworld and zones.

>>534856928

>>534857164
I haven' played wrath, but tbc would just need a bridge/teleport to the eye and rework on the dragon faction in shadowmoon

this server is going to launch and it's going to be the greatest private server ever. everyone is going to be playing it. they will develop new content for years to come.

>>534857464
many are saying this about Ambershire

>Download Bronzebeard cause I got an invite posted in one of these threads
>See this when I attempt to make a character
>People still go the effort of downloading it, picking the enable option just to complain about transmogs
It also asked me if I wanted to use the Classic models when I downloaded it.

This is going nowhere. Should I play the Pillars of Eternity games?

>kill time in a wotlk SPP
>set xp rates to 10
>funny but retarded
>set xp rates back to 1
>doesn't get reverted
any SPP fags that knows what's wrong?

>>534857464
There won’t be any new content - for that you need a team, and Kaytotes can’t afford to pay them, since he’s a complete loser when it comes to monetizing the server

>>534857464
>everyone is going to be playing it
I hope not that would make ques ass

>>534857589
those are boring as sin

Epoch Friday has been moved to Taco Tuesday.

>>534857172
okay what should the vg server be called. and is it hard to program custom content?

uhhyah, hm? Oh. Poggie? Pffffffffffft. Chyeah.. uhuhuhuhuhuhhah. Next question?

>>534857626
make a dwarf and set speed to 100 to fix it

>just beat expedition 33
This shitty server is never coming out is it?

>>534856567
>millennials
All Troonilla shills are trannies and retarded zoom zooms who got memed by streamers.
It's shocking how bad Vanilla is compared to Wotlk and MoP
Just look at this general and wpsg and laugh at the pure troon delusions

>>534857791
Maelle or Verso?

>>534857791
maelle is definitely the sort of dumb bitch who'd spam the login screen for weeks

>>534856567
tranny fag loves every awful feature that wrath introduced what a surprised. Wrath came out in 2008 and made WoW the main stream Millennial equivalent of todays Fortnite. To call anything nostalgia at this point proves you have no ground to stand on. That was a weak argument 10 years ago, its baseless now.

>>534857829
>still lying about MoP being good
>dramatic player dropoff in the real timeline and the Classic redo
OH NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534857919
I feel just like Verso with this epoch debacle so Maelle

>>534857542
gotta admit new comers to trutle will have shit loads of content to experience

how dead wowcg got during w*tlk speaks volumes on how bad it was, it was just a lite version of retail and had nothing of value to offer to anyone

>>534858162

>>534856215
speak for yourself, come august 18 im immediately jumping ship. this shit ain't launching till september

close general.

>>534858190
*loads of shit content

>>534858190
Its not good content its slop compared to Epoch's content

>>534857542
>>534858190
turtle fucking sucks none of us would be here if that wasn't true

Kill Jester

>>534857643
they teased T2 uldum raid like 2 years ago, it will probably be ready shortly after launch

>>534858432
and yet here we all are waiting for ambie and laughing at epoop

>>534858391
Ambershart will be Epoch waiting room, I'm dropping it as soon as Epoch is playable.

>>534858480
but Jingle is our friend

>>534858218. of wow being too easy. I almost got gaslit by wrathbabs thinking that it started with cata.
I'm glad wrath classic exposed it all

>after launch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma5D-vjlvNU

>>534858480

>wake up
>it's pochie night
I'M GONNA CUM

>>534856895
>pvp memes
Nyo thanks!!

>>534858409
>>534858415
it was hit or miss for me. should just revisit most of them and try to sovlyfy them a bit.

GURUPOCHIE

>>534858190
Every time I hear about Turtle's content people say it's dogshit and poorly designed in terms of how quests are structured throughout the new zone, except Gilneas seems to be agreed upon to be good.

>>534858619
what the hell happened with my post

>>534856215
Why do you people say the dumbest shit? Their new server isnt out yet. You dont know how many people are "still waiting"

Excellent communicators BTW

>>534858619
purely on difficulty cata was way ahead of wotlk, too bad in any other way it was even worse
I still remember when cata launched and wotlk babbies got so fucking btfo'd by (not even remotely hard by today's or pre wotlk's standards) heroics, then kikecrawler made a whole "wow heroics are le hard" post on forums and caused a massive wrathbabby meltie and a subloss and then they nerfed the heroics

>>534854387
literally nobody here plays video games, it's a constant criticism
what does it matter if they game is "currently" playable, it was playable for a few hours at least

>>534856567
That's correct but you're in contrarian city.

>>534858865
And dont say "All the people in the discord-" Im in the discord and im not playing epoch anymore. Im there to see the drama unfold.

>>534858865
>bro trust me, there is no hype for it anywhere but just trust me okay

>>534859038
but I'm playing on nordanaar right now

>>534854387
/vg/ is a containment board, jannies don't care what happens here

>>534858928
Cata heroics was one of the funniest times in WoW. Really outed all the shitters. Retards couldn't into CC and interrupts.

>>534859131
they actually have moderated the threads a bit the past few days which is bizarre to see coming from someone who's always stuck in the hellthreads they ignore on purpose to be petty

>>534859098
There will be people playing epoch. I dont doubt that it'll still reach the 5k cap for awhile. But ill check back in a month and well compare the two.

>>534859128
gooning to your character is not "playing"
...
but I'll allow it

after they fix all 1500 bugs epoch will launch

>>534859159
It's the prototypical example I think of when people do the "we want X thing... NO NOT LIKE THAT!".

>>534859226
oops im retarded, i meant there is no hype for turtles new server anywhere. they cant even keep a general going

>>534859159
the annoying thing is that people don't remember the complaining and the
subsequent nerfing
I'm pretty sure that was the reason totalbiscuit stopped making videos on wow altogether

>>534859427
This general wouldn't exist if epoch servers were up

>>534859527
That's not how generals work

Brochachos, the announcement is coming any moment now.
How many sleepies until Pochie?

>>534859527
strange cope but okay

>RETARD COUNCIL HAS RE-ASSEMBLED
HABBENING!??!

they'll post the update once this message gets 5k wholesome heart emojis

>>534859527
wrong, i would post my lfm SM farm here

>>534859527
new turtle cope just dropped

What should I order for dinner while waiting for Epoch to launch tonight. I've already gooned enough to futa and female POV porn so I'm kinda sore

>>534859248

>>534859625
30 min left, they will disband and reassemble soon again

>>534859625
WAR ROOM STATUS???

>>534859702
Mongolian Beef and a small Hot n Sour soup from your local Chinese place.

>>534859397
I think it's more like the game gets and audience it's designed for, pre wotlk cc was such a common sense you just needed to put up a certain mark and everyone on your server instantly knew which class was supposed to cc what, it was as natural as breathing.
then wotlk went with the lol aoe the whole room and people got used to that and all the newfags only ever knew this version of wow
then they tried to go back to old ways and the playerbase they had build with wrath just wasn't used to that and got filtered

>>534859625
Eredun is currently forgetting to post an update

WAR COUNCIL IS UP

just thinkin' 'bout my pochie

Hope Magic isn't ok right now!

>>534859572
55 sleepies, no less

Holy shit, was certain they'd delay but if the whole goon squad is here then poochie time.

>>534859702
Chickie Caesar salad!!!

>>534859792
immaculate

BRICKIN POCHIE

we are here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gfcqCPp8H0

>>534859821
You're 100% right but I distinctly remember a lot of players asking for harder heroics and getting exactly what they wished for.

>>534858559
i will not play turtle ill go back to my ascension p2w thank you very much

>>534859508
funny thing is the nerf failed to bring back the lost subs, they just continued to lose and then pandaria lost even more with their retarded chink pandering
you get what you fucking deserve I guess

>>534859839
>IT'S UP
>fuckoff, no it's not
>IT'S UP
>no it's not
>ITSUPITSUPITSUP

>>534859989
Sorry I'm islamophobic

>>534859989
bruh epoch looks alot like retail

>>534859858
I think once he recovers a bit mentally from his Grandma's passing and realizing that death threats are a complete fucking joke from random Brazilians he'll come back to the team.

Just came back from the War Room Meeting.
We are launching tomorrow.

>>534859427
>Anon thinks that 4chan presence=Population for a game
This same dumb argument again. Population is population. Not 4chan, not reddit, not twitch or youtube views.

>>534860087
>*using the login trick to swooce right in*

>people complain about the team's communication
>they literally will not communicate now
bravo

>>534859567
>>534859596
>>534859640
>>534859681
It's true tho. I'm never playing turtle btw.
But if epoch servers are up I'm never checking this fag infested thread ever.

>>534860007
Yes but those were the older players who had been playing pre wotlk, I was among them and enjoyed the cata heroics at start but I don't know anyone who had started with wotlk that did.
It also explains why they lost subs both with hard and nerfed heroics, first they got rid of the worst wrathbabbies then they got rid of old boomers with nerfs.

>>534860267
Which tomorrow?

>>534859627
I see you didn't give one, anon
care to explain?

>>534860352
same

>eredun logins discord
>1hour and still nothing

>>534860352
the thread would slow down at launch for sure, just like how every poe thread pretty much dies the second a new league drops

>troony FRESH chasers think its a bad thing for us that they're leaving
pochiebros we cant stop winning

>>534860285
>slept in past the update

>>534860470
He's writing his statement.

>>534859989
this guy sounds pretty alright to me, why do people here hate him

>>534860283
If 4chan isnt playing a game it aint a good game

>>534860545
>learning to be afraid of lvl 1 boars

do you guys reckon they all came back from the break and have just been arguing ever since?

>>534860742
I don't hate him. Do people hate him?

>>534860742
turtle shills fear him

Lets make the next update for them one word at a time:
We

>>534860742
People don't hate muzzy, they hate streamers in general.

>>534859989
>kills time on retail instead of turtle
he's alright

>>534860742
People are just memeing, he seems chill.

>>534856567
Ulduar and to a lesser extent ICC were pretty cool but I preferred TBC raids desu. WotLK did add a lot of cool new abilities but it also streamlined the gameplay massively and made a lot of classes feel kinda similar. It did have great pacing in PvP though.

>>534860894
are

What if Eredum is dumb and doesn't have a powerbank for his PC so that every time so ahmed shorts the power lines and germanys third world power network goes down he looses all his progress and has to start writing the update all over again?

>>534860894
ate

>>534860894
wuz

>>534860831
>ding level 6? cheech goes for a smoke break

>>534861015
fags

>>534860897
we love xernuuo though

>>534861018
what the fuck is going on in that picture

Server status?

>>534861105
who

>>534861105
and

>>534861126
luck min-maxing

>>534861126
looks like a point and click game

i made my entire identity wanting to play epoch and hating on other servers. what do now?

>>534861126
me summoning bad luck for the server.

>>534861070
>You American schweinhund, you vill tell us ze names and locations of those who haff been aiding you

>>534861176
explain the umbrella, I don't get it

I wish fem goblins were real

>>534861295
Open umbrella inside house is bad luck.

>>534861295
its bad luck to open umbrellas inside. what are you brown?

>>534861295
opening umbrellas indoor is supposed to be bad luck

>>534861295
bad luck to have one open inside.

>>534861174
British

>>534861142
did

Turtle fresh is in 6 days its not too late to repent and beg for forgiveness from shenna bros.

The team is still assembled, surely something ANYTHING is about to happen.

>>534861128
where you been lil bro?

>>534861363
>>534861403
>>534861408
>>534861418
never heard of that in the three decades I've been alive

>>534861070
>check me out, I got shoulder pads

>discord has been locked down for 3 days now

>>534861531
I'm northern european and was told that as a kid, might be a cultural thing

>>534860287
We all belong in a battered women shelter

>>534861478
>"The servers are completely ready to launch we're just formulating a strong plan of action before issuing the next poll to decide whether we test 4 servers or 2 servers and if we do so based on GMT instead of any actual time that humans live by."

pochie should have gnome hunters

>Bronzebeard removed the need to do class quests for totems, poisons and shit
>But added neat little items for doing the quests so there's still an incentive to do them, like the Whirlwind Axe quest Warriors had
Cool I guess

>>534861614
I'm a black nigger from Africa and dont know what an umbrella is

>>534861614
I'm finnish, I can't recall ever having heard about it

>>534861432
everything

War room status?

>>534861751
>+1 nature spell power
Yuge

>>534861705
hunters would be 1000% cooler if instead of aspects they would do their own race related thing instead
trolls are only ones that should keep using aspects.

>>534861774
I'm swedish so it might just be a you thing

>>534854217 (OP)
Sloppa king is back??

>>534861778
wrong

>>534861531
>>534861774
It comes from the Victorian era. White don't tell others about it b/c they want them to bring bad luck upon themselves.

>>534861915
but

>>534861751
1 sp is not enough to give any bonus damage on any spell though

>>534859858
>>534859885
https://youtu.be/ma5D-vjlvNU?si=ds-m9e4XKP4mHXGV


Apparently magic pushed some stuff to the build as he was leaving out of spite. I really don’t think that guy is coming back.

>>534861531
you might not be white. it's a common superstition in white countries.

>>534861774
another finn here, my parents told me about it.

>>534861951
niggers

When does account registration go up?

>>534861978
wtf i aint watching that shit, did magic post something? he has a channel you know

>>534859714
>Pet isn't named Mitty
Anon...

>>534861972
Probably not, but I mean it's a level 4 quest for the first Shaman totem so I wasn't expecting much. Least it's a neck, you don't get those very often at low levels.

>>534862041
sabotaged

>>534861774
>>534862021
fuck off

>>534861774
Does Finland get rain? I always assumed it was perpetually frozen there.

>>534861847
I'm Amerigoblinish of 100% pure Germanic phenotype descent and have known about umbrellas open indoors causing bad luck my whole life.

>>534862087
Magic's

umbrellas are such dogshit anyway. just use a raincoat

>>534862063
never.
now fuck off we're full.

>>534862063
at this rate more than likely not for many months.

>>534862087
our

Pochie Monday...?

>>534861854
what makes you say that

>>534862139
tell that to the murderous heatwave that has been terrorizing me for the last month

>>534862175
dilator

>>534862071
Here’s a condensed summary of Barry Gaming’s August 11, 2025 update on Project Epoch:

Friday’s “Test” / Failed Relaunch:
Players got about 10–15 minutes of game time before the servers crashed. Officially, devs called it a “test,” but many believe it was actually a relaunch that failed due to unapproved code changes being pushed live.

Signs It Was a Relaunch:

Gurabashi server opened (previously said to be launch-only).

Level cap increased beyond 15.

Community managers hinted in staff chat that “today might be the day.”

Aftermath & Communication Issues:

Long silence after the crash frustrated players.

Dev “Erdune” posted updates blaming deployment issues, real-life emergencies, and urging the team to take the weekend off.

Barry and much of the community appreciated the later clarity (“don’t expect servers this weekend”) but still felt earlier messaging was misleading.

Internal Drama & Rumors:

Rumors suggest developer “Magic” pushed untested changes that caused problems.

Possible departure of community manager “Enex” due to frustration with communication style.

Barry’s View:

Clear, honest updates are better than “a couple more days” promises.

Suggested delaying by a full month to fix issues instead of rolling “shadow launches.”

Current Status:

Devs are back to work Monday.

Possible server return mid-week (Tuesday/Wednesday), but crashes expected at first.

Stability decent, but custom content might cause more fixes.

>>534862078
didn't think of that, kek

>>534862274
>the tranny strikes the tranny for being a tranny

They should add playable ogres before launch

>>534862139
unfortunately we do.
summer here is ass, it's either way too hot or it rains. can't wait for this shit to be over.

>>534862350
Hi, Magic!

Uh oh.. melty

>>534862386
>>534862273
RIP

>>534862303
Wow idk who barry is but he's a retard and should just stick to reading pochie updates in /vg/ like the regular trannies.

>>534862274
therefore

>>534862063
>>534862063
>When does account registration go up?
heh. haaha. Ahahaha. AhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHH

imagine wasting your high school years making a shitty private server
that Magic boy aint right

>>534862303
>>534861978
I doubt he pushed out the update maliciously, he just did it without thinking about the ramifications that even a minor update could have on the game. I guess that explains his mental breakdown and public apology.

>>534862581
we

>>534862584
you are retarded

>>534862134
Fugg :DDDD

>>534862638
>he just did it without thinking about the ramifications that even a minor update could have on the game
probably. legit rookie mistake

>Tuesday 12th, 00:00am

>>534862638
The public apology was about saying the server was ready for launch, both things happened before the stealth relaunch

>>534861978
so magic sabotaged the launch on purpose?
they should have come out with that instead of various other ongoing excuses we've seen, like:
>we were testing
>it was never meant to be a launch
>we shut it down after 15 min on purpose
>everyone's grandmas died
>kes had to dilate
>no devs quit
>some men got pregnant
>no one is on vacation
>we need the weekend off
>it's your fault for wanting to play the server
>we want 100 players and 2 raid teams
>etc., etc., etc.,
>POCHIE _____DAY!!

>>534862303
IT WAS ME BARRY

>>534862731
It’s funny to imagine the shit fagtotes and the rest of the team probably gave him. Especially when you consider they’re no better/worse.

My tooth fell off...

>>534862824
They will test in 9 hrs (3am EST) have faith.

>>534862640
have

MAGIC WAS A TURTLE SPY IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>534862868
if his grandma actually died, i forgive him. but if he is lying, he is going to hell.

>>534862962
to

>>534862891
I noticed that ulmetrs hard to revert half of the most recent changes kaytotes even made. its hilarious. every time he touches the code he sets them back, not even a meme at this point.,

>>534862870
>so magic sabotaged the launch on purpose?
no, he's just a retarded teenager and putting retarded teenagers on projects is usually a bad idea

>>534863093
rape

>Everyone has stayed online and (with exception of one gay janny) have stopped playing their shitty games

Could it be...

Wait until you find out Shenna was Magic's grandma (male) and Ambershite won't launch now.

>>534863061
not even remotely lmao you're retarded. go look at his channel, hes not a turtle fag

>>534863160
her

>>534863094
every time the founder touches the code he sets them back? that sounds bad. is this why he went on vacation during launch?

>>534863164
THEY JUST SOLD THE SERVER TO SHENNA

>>534863175
But Shenna is a real woman and not that old.

>>534862134
you leave finland the fuck alone

>>534863117
what's worse on projects, retarded teenagers, trannies, or long-time r-edditors?

tutel will save the epoch

>>534863373
Shenna has to be old at this point, I've been hearing that dinosaurs name since i can't remember

>>534863254
Wakandan

>>534863248
Fuck off Magic, you've ruined this server enough. No need to shit up the general for it as well.

>>534863373
>Shenna is a real woman
Yes, trans women are women

>>534863164
they need another year of active dev with a competent and focused team to get the server into a playable state.

Where can I find the stream's recording?

now blue burst is on maintenance mode for an anniversary event i dont give a shit about truly gay

Uhm... you can disable transmogs and spell visuals. See? He's riding the foxxo mount but if you have it disabled it'll just show their racial mount! Log in Bronzebeard!

>>534863164
THE POCHIE NIGHT.... IS REAL!!!

This "launch" is proof that as long as it's free, people are willing to be mistreated and eat shit. Seriously, Poochies, tell me, why can't your "devs" be transparent with you and have healthy communication? Why can't they give an eta or talk about the things that are happening?

This is really sad, but you tolerate it because it's free.

>>534861978
>even this youtube video is infested with turtle shills
why do they do this, as a turtle user you don't lose anything by epoch existing, what's their problem?

>>534863645
Faggot tranny niggeroid /wpsg/ avatarfag kill yourself

>>534863645
i'll log again when they remove RDF and level scaling

>>534863373
Everyone says she's a tranny but she really does not sound like a tranny at all. She sounds like a cute petite russian girl.

>>534863497
Yes, I'm Magic. You got me! I will shit this server up as much as I like, suck my dick.

>>534863645
You are in your 30s Deca

>>534863645
Honestly that's kino. if turtle had this i'd play on it.

>>534854387
most the threads in /vg/ aren't even about games, gachaslop doesn't even count as a game under any criteria and i dont give a fuck what argument anyone has against that, even if it has the shell of a game built around it, and that's 90% of the board right there

Pls pls pls pls my life is over without this Server. :c

I think it's pochie over -.-'
It's time for Ambershire, LF cutie that I can heal.

>pochie monday is over

p-... pochie... tuesday... ;_;

>turtle GMs force changed guild name from <EPOCH DEVS> to <Shell Coders>

>>534864095
there is still 46 minutes to go anon

>>534864150
>things that didn't happen include

>bad guys win ww1
>bad guys win ww2
>bad guys win the cold war
>bad guys win the vanilla wow private server war

WHY DO THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN REEEEEEEEEE

>>534864095
Pochie never

>>534863920
At least the gachatards are playing something, you're just staring at a login screen and praying for updates on a discord you can't even type on.

>>534863817
>he doesn't like the smiling cloud

update in 20-50 min

>>534864095
Pochie monday still has like 7 hours where it matters

>servers are better guys but no we’re not launching them even though we’re weeks behind already, we’re taking the weekend off
>3 days without update already
That new turtle wow server is getting close. You think epochs launching this weekend or is something else going to happen?

decided to host my own server with playerbots and 0.8 xp rates for extra cozy leveling

yeah im thinking i can wait a little longer for 'poch

M-maybe Pochie Monfday but they sre using US time fro some reason, yea thats it.. yea

>>534863645
post your a picture of you caged clitty with a timestamp and i'll play bronzebeard.

>>534863817
i too wish i could disable transmogs and even mounts in turtle in the client. sounds like this could be an easy client-side mod, given that things like coomer mods exist.

It's pochover....

>>534861018
>>534861126
Is that Mr. Regular?

>>534864236
>bad guys win the cold war
kill yourself you fucking subhuman

>>534864345
they might as well wait at this point
let people get established on Ambershite then launch Epoch so that they can get the small community they always wanted

>>534863645
Can I disable Mythic+ and Mystic Enchant power creep?

OSRS is booming right now. Blizzard is so fucking stupid for not announcing Classic as Classic+ from the beginning in 2019. Classic+ is the World of Warcraft equivalent to OSRS and that would have a high chance of being even more successful than retail.

Look at how well Turtle and Epoch are doing. The people want Classic+

>still no updates
i curse this server
i curse classic+
i curse blizzard

>>534864476
seething nonwhite

>>534864476
ironic for an inbred

>>534863742
What... level scaling is cool

You made me do this, Epoch team

>>534864574
slavs aren't white, as you already knew rat

>>534864598
die

>>534864616
MoP won

>>534864507
>OSRS is booming right now.
They just had to open up 40+ new worlds kek. Each world has a 2k cap. It's unironically the biggest MMO right now.

Blizzard had the perfect template to copy from and instead they did a bunch of random bullshit nobody asked for, as usual.

>>534861018
I dare this clown to wear a sonichu amulet in picrel.

>>534864598

>>534864476
let me guess youre polish

>>534864598
punch yourself in the face

pochie...

>>534864616
>Giving the trannified corpo 15 buckaroos for no reason at all
I know you want the (You) but you need to have self respect anon.

>>534864345
>wait till 16th
>the turdies and the unfaithful disappear
>server opens on 18th
>epochads win
Pochie Next Monday

>>534864635
still seething nonwhite

>>534864616
meet me behind the inn in goldshire sis

>>534864507
Blizzard would fuck it up and turn it into retail anyway. Classic cant survive on its own, which is why you always get F R E S H faggots whereas OSRS doesnt have this. Classic+ is dead (especially in the hands of Blizzard) unless they turned it into a sandbox MMO, which, I imagine, most of the community would hate.

>>534864724
no, I'm white
now kill yourself already

>>534864150
I am reserving the names "Gaytotes" and "Keks" on Ambie.

>>534864507
Classic+ won't work the same as OSRS. OSRS has many non-combat activities to level and spend time on, WoW has absolutely nothing except fishing. It's a lot harder to add stuff to Classic+ in the vein of OSRS content
You could add stuff like pet battles, but everyone seems to hate it for some reason because it's pokemon and people want more combat related shit to do

>>534862824
Still Monday on my machine

>>534864616
MoP won

>>534864818
kill yourself subhuman

>>534864598
kill yourself

>>534864884
Do you have a loicense for that computer?

>>534864635
your mother and father aren't white

>>534864824
A big issue with blizzard ran servers are the bots, and the culture.
I think Warcraft logs and social media was the downfall of wow, and no matter what old version of the game you go back to, you’re never getting the old experience of gaming. It’s dead

Poochie Tuesday, isn't that right guys?
lmao

>>534864824
>>534864869
OSRS has better design sensibilities that are most sustainable since it copied Ultima Online whereas WoW copied Everquest. You can only do vertical progression for so long before it gets ridiculous. That's why they've wasted so much time designing content no one revisits and level squishing.

>there are slavs who think they are white ITT

>>534865096
kill yourself

>>534865145
finns and baltoids aren't white either

>>534864964
STILL seething nonwhite

>>534865145
kek

>slavs
>white
LMAO

>>534864689
OSRS is the game where you click stuff like 10 million times to level a skill?

>>534865220
don't be so jealous little slavie

Lol balding ratfaced favela roaches are angrily skittering around this thread in impotent rage. You will never be White, you will never be a woman and you will never play Epoch.

>>534865224
>slav
lol

>>534865131
>we will never have an ultima-like mmo with wow-like combat
tragic
maybe Monsters & Memories

pochie died on the way back to his home planet

Lord of the Rings Online exists. It's even bigger now. Why are you idiots playing this shit?
S O V L

>>534865131
/The thing is, even EQ had a rich tradeskill system to the point where you could do nothing but train your skills and sit in EC tunnel selling stuff.
The extent that Blizzard simplified the game is really sad. I love WoW but it could have been so much better. A lot of this stuff was literally in the Alpha and got stripped prior to launch.

While I'm waiting for Epoch, should I start playing Diablo 2 (og-version via Cactus), or should I return to retail WoW after not playing it in over a decade?

>>534865418
but is there world pvp?

this thread is super gay which implies a high concentration of brown and jewish elements.

>>534865418
I only liked vanilla, moria aka wow clone ruined the whole game

They're pulling an allnighter,
Server will be up in 8 hours.

>>534865418
i shant be playing an mmorpg without wpvp

>>534865418
i'm already in

>>534865376
>we will never have an ultima-like mmo with wow-like combat
Wallcraft is unironically pretty similar to that. It's a loot on kill PvP server with a ton of changes to professions and reputation inspired by OSRS/EQ.

>>534865326
yes it's a dumb clicker grinding game

>>534865418
anon told me to wait until they give out free shit

>>534865145
Epoch disable all subhuman languages anyway, their seething doesn't matter.

>>534865603
holy fuck this aged like milk

>>534865484
Not world PvP but there's an entirely separate monsters versus heroes mode
https://lotro-wiki.com/wiki/Monster_Play
>>534865528
I'll admit I liked Shadows of Angmar too but it's still the most soulful MMO on the market.

>>534865468
no, D2 is for white people. you wouldn't like it.

>>534863414
trannies.

retarded teenagers are incompetent but rarely malicious.
redditors are incompetent but only malicious when they think they can get away with it.
trannies are incompetent AND malicious.

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534865418
I've tried a couple times but hated it everytime.

>>534865468
path of diablo 2

>>534865616
i dont mean a server, i mean a different game, and i talked a bit with Wall some time ago and it was like 20 times worse than talking with kaytotes, no thanks

>>534865418
Already playing return of reckoning
The leveling experience has been pretty good so far (I just spam scenarios, they're BGs) but I've heard once you get to level cap its a never ending gear grind while eating shit to premades and the old guard.

Already done a couple big RvR sieges and they're boring as fuck, everything turns into a clusterfuck

I'm going to bed guys good night

>>534865658
Big if true

>>534865795
you'll miss the update sis

>>534865627
post your inferno cape or quiver

>>534865795
good night little EU pochie

>>534865684
I don't get it. You pretend to be an NPC or something? What is the pvp system?

>>534865418
Will I enjoy if if I skip text?

>>534865684
>Not world PvP but there's an entirely separate monsters versus heroes mode
lol
lmao

>>534865881
you didn't refute my point

>>534865950
nah, it was made by bookchads for bookchads
if you don't like reading you won't like the game at all

>>534865778
>i talked a bit with Wall some time ago and it was like 20 times worse than talking with kaytotes
Idk man I genuinely don't care about the personality of the people who run the games I play lol. As long as they're good devs and can support their game, I'm good with playing there.

>>534865418
game looks like Oblivion, which is to say "dogshit."

>>534864598
I love you Lull!!!

>>534864384
Hosting a server seems comfy if you have at least 5-10 friends that will consistently play with you on it. Something about the playerbots just feels inorganic and distracting

>>534866012
you didn't make a point lol.
that's like calling WoW a "WASD grinder game".
it's true, but it just doesn't mean anything lol.

>>534865790
>but I've heard once you get to level cap its a never ending gear grind while eating shit to premades and the old guard.
>Already done a couple big RvR sieges and they're boring as fuck, everything turns into a clusterfuck
the fact that those options are even there still makes it about 100x better than anything wow ever had, for the pvp-minded individual. big zergs can be alright though, if you have a class that can snipe kills. sort of like how drawn-out AV can be fun on the right classes.

>>534865339
I'm not jealous of being cucked by force to learn Swedish in schools

>>534866047
sure, but i mean that he was both arrogant and very mentally unstable, people say kaytotes is arrogant and they are right, but he's a little baby compared to wall, i wouldn't get hyped about a server being directed by him at all

>>534864616
We know you didn't.
Better sub to a fucking VPN and play on Pservers.

>>534865635
Everything up to Mordor is free (five-six expansions)
There's 15,000 quests in the game. ~8000 of those are free. By the time you complete that content they'll probably give even more away.
Some of you will like this: https://lotro-wiki.com/wiki/Landscape_Difficulty
https://youtu.be/zArEevzHcsw
>>534865904
It's a very lite-version of DAoC where free peoples and monsters battle over keeps. Takes place in the Ettenmoors.
>>534866112
Pleb filtered

>>534854387
It hardly matters when these threads have so much activity. Its constant discussion while still being mostly on topic.

>>534866256
I look like that

>>534865418
I played wood elf minstrel in vanilla, was chad as fuck and used only red traits so I could use medium armor and PVMP while healing. Game felt so futuristic compared to wow at the time when you actually used more than 2 buttons in pve
too bad the pvp was complete joke and everyone in my guid including me quit in Moria with it's retarded eternal grind "legendary weapon" system and r*diance gatekeeping people from piss easy raids when vanilla lotro was probably the most accessable mmo for it's time when anyone was raid ready with just some crafted gear.
also engine was dogshit janky trash as expected of any nonwow mmo

>>534865418
After the smooth gameplay of WOW, playing Lotro is physically painful

>>534865689
But white people dislike LoD & patches it got, when Blizzard North stopped existing?

>>534866235
>i wouldn't get hyped about a server being directed by him at all
Why though? I feel like Discord has ruined some of you guys' brains. If you just don't use Discord then you literally never even think about these things. Players don't need direct access to the devs minds at all times.

Forums had some spergs on them, but Discord has created a whole different level of parasocial relationship with devs.

>>534866480
people can talk shit about retail wow all they want but it has the best tab targeting combat in the market, lotro made me realise that

STUBURINGLY I WILL BELIV I WIL BELIVVV

>>534865678
i think it still looks pretty decent, i think it's more impressive that they release new content and expansions while keeping the same graphical fidelity

>>534866480
>>534866636
You can pretty much say that of every other tab target MMO that came out in the mid/late-00s.

>>534865418
yo nigga

stubid azzoles!

>>534866371
>these threads have so much activity.
Kek. We're down to like 2-3 comments a minute even with samefagging. The hype is gone dawg.

Kaytotes, Kes, and Eredun are all shitting in your mouths right now. I hope you know that.

>>534864150
>turtle GM changes your guild name
>make ticket asking to change it to something else you like
>GM tells you to buy turtle coins

>>534865678
he says, while waiting to play a modded version of a game that looks even more aged

>>534866636
TERA and it's not even a contest

>>534866802
I love the taste of epooch

POCHIE NIGHT

>>534866793
very nice
now post turtle's activity

>>534865418
Map and world building are great, gameplay is shit. The server would need a lot of players to populate that whole huge map though.

>>534866843
This isn't the Turtle I started playing on almost 7 years ago. Sad what a piece of shit scam it's become.

>>534866614
you seem to still be thinking that im avoiding the server because i simply dont like him, im saying that im avoiding the server because i dont think it has a bright future

>>534866843
>have to pay to rename your guild

>>534866843
>guild has 4 (four) active players
just make a new guild, that one is dead af

>>534866872
TERA was goated, too bad it was gookshit with all the negatives that comes with it. If only white people could have made systems that good.

>>534866843
>good morning sir please be doing the needful and redeem the tokens to rename your guild

>>534866981
>you seem to still be thinking that im avoiding the server because i simply dont like him
...The only problem you've mentioned was that you didn't enjoy talking to him lol.

>>534866480
LOTRO aged far worse than WoW
still S O V L though

>>534866204
how many keyboard bindings can you have in osrs?

>>534865778
I've had great experiences with him. He's happy to answer all my retarded questions and he's even showed up to help me in-game before. My only interaction with Kaytotes was him being a miserable little faggot in private messages after banning me.

STFU! GIVE UPDATE!

>>534867148
are you being dense on purpose or are you really like this
either way i hope you enjoy the server, i have no interest you dont have to sell it to me

>>534866047
You dishonest shill, it's a fucking online service, of course the mental health of the owner is crucial, as a deranged individual is prone to close it at any whim.
Right now we are on a thread for a server that probably will never exist at all because it's owners are morons, and you still tried to deny such obvious matter, ffs.

They should just close the discord.

>>534866480
yeah i tried that private server but the game just feels like shit to play

>>534866843
What was the name before that caused the change? Courious even if they're being kikes about it.

>>534867173
14. Not sure how that's relevant to the quality of the game though.

>>534867320
>What was the name before that caused the change?
<EPOCH DEVS>

The only other game besides Banilla WoW that feels responsive from that era to me is Guild Wars.

Is WALL open sourcing his work on Wallcraft?
If so his mental stability is irrelevant, someone else will pick it up when he goes full Terry Davis.
>>534867306
Retail plays much better than Echoes of Angmar. Why would you play a classic pserver of a game you never played originally?

>>534866480
wow is the only smooth mmo i swear.

please stop talking about lotro im already too busy with wow as it is

>>534867262
>dishonest shill
Wrong, that's the Wall himself talking about himself!

>>534867173
how much meaningful content does WoW have?

>>534867403
>no jump
yeah no thanks

>>534867037
It always amuses me when WoW players dismiss other MMOs as "gookshit" when post-classic, they're playing the exact same bones but with a different art direction

>>534864507
Blizzard can't hire people that play wow because no one in the immediate family of the executives does.

>>534865778
>>534866235
>>534866981
>>534867248
>>534867248
Go ahead and quote the line where you did anything besides complain about his personality. I'll wait. You have a personal vendetta against him because you think he was mean to you, so now you won't play on his server. It's that simple and you know it lol.

>>534867558
World design is good enough to not need jumping

>>534867426
i did play LOTRO, i even participated in the betas, it's just been awhile

and i played it because it's free why else would i play it retard lol

>>534867647
Why are you so defensive

>>534867459
guild wars 2 is the smoothest action game ever made (not held back by consoles)
too bad it's tranny slop

>59 minutes to same time the last update was given

HOLD FAST
TRVST THE PLVN

>>534865131
>>534864869
So + the non combat activities, problem solved.

>>534867262
He's contributed to VMaNGOS for over a decade to the point where it's damn-near his fucking core. He's worked on Wallcraft for years, and it actually shows, unlike Epochs pathetic 5 years of work.

Sorry boss. I couldn't care less if Whitekidney kicked him off the Everlook team. Everlook was a fucking piece of shit anyway lol.

>>534867609
You guys can repeat this all you want, it still won't make it true.

>>534867647
>>534867918
yo, you ok wall?

6 minutes left of pochie monday in epoch timezone

>none of the devs have gone afk since last they came online
A-are they... working?!

>join the thread
>epoch fags are trying to criticize other devs
are we really at that point in the cope lol

>>534867667
1-95 is free and they've given away additional expansions beyond that during various anniversaries and holidays.
>Shadows of Angmar (2007) - 1 - 50 (free to play)
Mines of Moria (2008) – 50 - 60 (free to play)
Siege of Mirkwood (2009) – 60–65 (free to play)
Rise of Isengard (2011) – 65–75 (free to play)
Riders of Rohan (2012) – 75–85 (free to play)
Helm's Deep (2013) – 85–95 (free to play)
>The "Before the Shadow" mini-expansion - a prequel storyline featuring Cardolan and Swanfleet as alternate level 1-20 zones is also free for all players.
>Free quest packs that provide additional expansion in zones
Eriador Bundle (includes areas like Lothlórien, Great River, Misty Mountains, North Downs, Trollshaws, Angmar, Enedwaith, Eregion, Evendim, Forochel, Wildermore)

Plains of Wildermore

Lothlórien

Great River

Misty Mountains

North Downs

Trollshaws

Angmar

Enedwaith

Eregion

Evendim

Forochel

pochie night

>join the thread
>its another Wall melty
lol

>>534868169
5 stack in overwatch

>trying to use Wallcraft as a mouthpiece to shit on Epoch

>>534868169
they're having a group goon sesh

alright fuck it, give me another wow server. the epoch devs won. they want me to quit i doubt they're going to give an update in the next 6 minutes.
i admit they tricked me. i really believed them when they said a couple days but im an idiot. it's over.

Could it be... Pochie night!?

>>534868169
They're paladin ERPing in a mod chat in the Epoch Discord.

>>534865468
That gobbo looks like my x, it's uncanny

pochie midnight???

>>534867997
>Waah gookshit is grindy
>Waah gookshit has stupid plots
>Waah gookshit has insane powerscalings/lore
>Waah gookshit has retarded vertical progression and powercreep
>Waah gookshit is based around forcing you to play hours on end for minimal gain

You're right, it's absolutely unlike post-classic retail
you inbreds simply tolerate it because of the warcraft RTS nostalgia, and that's 100% fine - it's the same for me; but pretending they're different other than the aesthetic/art direction is outright melanoid.

>>534868289
vvallcraft

>>534867801
what would you add as non-combat activities? No levels exist for them like in OSRS, where you can spend a thousand hours on a single skill

>>534868289
kronos

>>534866132
not everyone plays the game in lieu of socializing.

>>534868407
based.
this thread is just has major sunk cost fallacy with epoch.
everyone here will be playing wallcraft in a few months.

>>534868414
Expand on node gathering, make cutting trees down and mining as satisfying as it is in OSRS and New World
Focus on mini games and activities beyond questing and raiding.
Go from there.

>>534868414
Archaeology :^)

>>534868407
>1.12
lole

>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY

does anyone remember this guy

>>534868742
Just install all the fixes :^)

>>534867918
Yes, he's a very smart person. But he's also autistic and a shizo

pochie monday is now over even in in bongstan...

>>534868847

>>534868341
So did she die from the iron deficiency, or why was she green?

>>534868864
It's okay we still have like 7 hours in burgerland. Pretty sure most of the devs are burgers.

>>534868924
why did he post it?

IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP

>>534868676
saying you want minigames added in a game where minigame is commonly used as an insult is probably not going to go over well

>>534868240
Oh yeah, after the game switched to f2p there is now an absolutely kikes monetization system with the need to buy a bunch of stuff just to play comfortably. The game was cut to the maximum, from bags to professions and everyone I suggested trying just left in horror when they saw this monetization from a Korean effective manager from the 2010s.

>>534868993
kys

imagine if the server went up right now haha

>>534866778
Elves are Slavs confirmed.

>>534866204
you could def call WoW a WASD grinder game, if you also don't fail to mention the +50-100 other key binds that go with that.

>>534868414
>No levels exist for them like in OSRS
You could just... add them. It's not like any of them are lore breaking. Other servers like WORS have added them to WoW.

>>534868289
oh my science!!
epochie devs launched another update and it is.. EVERYTHING this anon asked for and more (and that's a good thing! here's why!)

>>534868685
Archaeology is so fucking shit. Not at all fun like fishing

>>534869079
cool now how many buttons do you press in the hardest content classic has to offer

>>534869189
1...

Let me guess, the update is going to be that they started working again?

>>534869002
>a game where minigame is commonly used as an insult
The WoW playerbase has always been their own worst enemy.

>>534869064
keep coping, brownoid

>>534868993
BASE STAYSAFE SS 1488 MY EUROPA BROTHERS!

>>534869293
strong nigga coded

i cant enjoy any other game because i can't stop thinking about epoch, its actually over for me

>>534869079
Bro what the fuck do keybinds have to do with the quality of a game lmfao.
You tried to use "clicker game" as an insult as if a game NEEDS keybinds to be good, which is how we got here.

>>534869270
I'd be okay with that, at least tell us something. Maybe don't try that stupid stealth launch idea again when you don't even tell your devs it's a launch.

>>534868385
that last point doesnt apply because gookshit has energy systems that dont let you play after an hour or two
or maybe thats just dungeon fighter, i havent played any other gookshit

>>534868993
This nigga Saysafe really just married the first random european woman he could find online, moved them to the middle of nowhere, had a bajillion kids, homeschools them and refuses to let them interact with society. Feel bad for em.

>>534869189
50-100. can you read, nigger?

>>534869293
>Russian woman
>It's all Slavic men in the pictures
Wtf?

Runescape as an ironman is the most thoroughly enjoyable MMO on the market today

extremely satisfying upgrades and grinds, endless content, the best wiki for any game ever, an extremely high skill ceiling and low skill floor, all progress remains relevant forever and your good items stay good

>>534869419
yes, indeed... white women are "nigga coded," you disgusting pajeet

>>534869650
how can ironchud join heroes guild when that quest needs 2 people?

>>534868993
imagine kneeling to wow cuck forums. lul

>>534869650
Blowing glass for 70 hours straight to make a necklace sounds so enjoyable

>my custom keyboard has 900 keys on it so its way better than your shitty micro keyboard lmao

>>534869770
ironmen get a lot of favoritism from the devs so when things don't work they're given special exceptions

>>534869454
it has everything to do with the quality of the game. clicking on stuff on the screen constantly sucks ass, which is why people make fun of clickers in wow who don't use keybinds. and in osrs that's literally the whole game.

>>534869842
how sovlless desu

>>534869783
if you cant handle a grind you can go play retoilet

>bf6 beta over
>no epoch news
what do I play now?

>>534869808
This but I got a bigger dick than you. Check mate nerd

>>534869650
>Runescape as an ironman is the most thoroughly enjoyable MMO
>ironman mode
>mmo
huh?

>>534869967
do you actually grind or do you have a macro set up like every other osrs "player"

>>534869770
you just use the item on them and it drops them a copy instead of trading

I may have been filted at lvl 3 last time but NEXT time I will be the hero who makes it!
in MVNSTVRS VND MVMVRVVS

Epoch hype train

>>534869980
PlayHome or if you want to be adventurous: RapeLay.

>>534869959
People make fun of clickers in WoW because there is an alternative to clicking.
There's nothing wrong with games that revolve around clicking. You gonna call WC3 a bad game too?
>inb4 WC3 has some keybinds
every clicker game has some keybinds

>>534870037
no paypiggy swiping
you can still do group content with other people they just cant give you supplies

>>534870105
do you actually level in WoW or do you just have a macro set up like every other wow "player"

>all the devs and totes-sama are still online
Something is happening.... I can feel it in my bones....

>>534870037
You can still do all group content as an ironman, you just can't trade with others. You take turns looting, "roll" for it, or go by DPS, similar to WoW.

We will be there soon.

>>534869776
>is a right wing X grifter who home schools his kids and propagates white neo nazi fascism through the guise of the US republican party
>edgy gamer humor

yeah, sure faggot. that's piRATe software levels of denial. we all knew staysafe was like this, why even try to hide it in the first place? any nigger with an iq above 80 could figure it out, even Alex knew

>>534870138
As a cute gob girl?

Are we on Guru or Kezan?

>>534870365
i only play servers with increased xp rates

>>534870538
nowhere

>>534870457
2028 is soon?

>>534870037
You can still swipe to be carried trough all group content

>>534870595
by 2028 they will have full custom MC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRulgbXwI7c
New Alex vid is up brothers

>>534870538
GVRVFASHY ALLIANCE with all the cute and valid girls

>>534870538
Gvrv

can someone post the webm of the rogue getting clapped by a ret he's trying to gank?

>>534854651
y-you're still sorting your life out, right anon?

wtf is even goimg om here rn

>>534869293
> these mongoloid-swollen faces

>>534870751
HE'S SHORT!
HE'S WEARING A HAT INDOORS!
HE'S BALD!

>>534870538
Guru noshoes slayers

>>534869395
wew alex was right. he and staysafe are racists.

>>534870318
if people make fun of clickers in wow because there is an alternative, why wouldn't I make fun of the game if there is no alternative?

pochie could literally drop at any moment.. will you be ready?

>>534870561
If I hosted a server if would have slower rates at lower levels and higher rates at higher levels. That way the overall leveling speed is roughly the same, but you don't have to deal with feeling burnt out at higher levels due to being in the same ~3 zones for a week+.

>>534870637
There will always be some form of "cheating".
But paying for someone to run you through the content 1,000 times is a lot different than outright paying for the items.

>>534870538
we are ALL on gurubashi

WHAT ARE THEY PLOTTING

>>534868993
>Hat indoors

>>534871039
Alex trying to cancel Staysafe for being racist, as a blatant racist himself, still cracks me up.

>>534870751
He looks worse than during Nost days. The wall also affects men.

It's HOT in the war room. We are pulling all nighter and stealth launching in 5 hours.

Fuckin' Kaytotes man

>>534871521
I think most women would say he looks better now. He looked like a twink gym bro back then.

>>534870837

>>534871553
smells like balls in here

>>534871553
proof or you're just a faggot

The Epoch team just gave the doggo the news over the phone.

What sort of news they gave, /epog/?

>>534871896
GIVE US A SIGN BROTHER

Bros, my vibes are a little less than immaculate right now, what am I supposed to do?

>>534872006
they sold the server
to ascension

>>534872006
>i can't even anymore with this core
>pocketing donations and selling everything to shenna. ttyl

>>534871435
what cracks me up is people ignored him because they didn't like him.

I want this for TurtleWoW

pochie..

*hide all trans*

IT'S OVER
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>>534872194
sovl

>>534872194
trannies would NEVER let you do that

only r*ddit cares about "muh racism"

KAYTOTES TYPING

>>534872194
Don’t you think it’s a little ironic the trans person who wants to force everyone to use her chosen pronouns is the same person who doesn’t want to let you enforce your chosen transmog onto other people? Bit hypocritical

>>534872454
>>534872194

>>534870525
gonna cry libtard? you LOST

>>534869497
because DFO and others of its time came from the netcafé era where you would buy more products/longer stays at the café for more tokens/stamina. When it comes to k-mmos that made it to the West, stamina systems like in DFO, Maple, etc, are the exception rather than the rule.

An exception to that exception is Vindictus, which after several years in the West, following player decline, simply "merged" its Western client back into the Korean one, gaining the stamina system it never had for almost 10 years, lmao.

POCHIE SEPTEMBER

>>534871987
I am in the test realm

>>534872543
>more options is bad!
Why would you vote no for that, if you want transmog you just keep it on.

>>534872543
Never playing on this server lmao

>>534871934
Anon... Twink gymbro/ kpop homo is what most women rate the best. That love and deepspace game is making billions from femcels kek

I mean its kinda fucking rude to not even say anything today after their time off

>>534872660
I worked very hard for that slutmog so you should be forced to look at it!!!!

>>534872543
>YOU WILL USE THE CORRECT PRONOUNS ON MY GEAR CHUD!

>>534872660
because I want other people to see my mogs

>>534872723
very rude. disrespectful.

>>534872723
still like 5 hours letf in burgerland
>b-but muh britbonx....
not relevant

>>534872723
They're all online working we might get an update before they go sleepies

>>534872194
>>534872543
kek if they let you disable transmog it'd hurt their sales

>>534872723
THEY ARE BEING VERY NIGGARDLY

>>534868289
Turtle next week

>>534872820
They are sitting around talking about their feelings

>>534872723
>i want an update and i want it NOW!!!
they're doing it for free, chud

>>534872660
it's like when woman puts on make up and dresses up and claims she's doing to for herself but it's clearly for attention, same with trannymogs

They're shitting in your mouth and you're letting them.

Got some more tapatio doritos, ready for pochie!

>>534872634
>faggot uses the aio sandbox tool with current build
>I'm on the team guys

sure

>>534872723
these retreads have nothing to say. that's why we've been strung along for over 2 weeks with "uhhhgh yeah so... ... ..there's gonna be an update of an update... before the next update of the update in a few days for the next update...."
these roaches could've said the night the launch failed that they'll try again in a month. could've kept Magic on board too instead of pressuring him off the fucking team with the series of fake re-launches.

>>534872723
When have they shown any goodwill ever?

>>534873002
those sound like they go hard...

On the copium side;
>no news is le good news!!!1!
but this time unironically.

What if they are really close to launch, but still want to do stealth launch meme? Then they can't really say anything or it would ruin the point like last time, so they are just radio silent with discord fully locked down until they suddenly pop the servers up

cooking up a frozen pizza to be ready for pochie monday!!!

>>534872969
ok but look at this sweet bird spinning at incredible speeds

2 MINUTES

>>534873052
Magic is a fag. He got pushed out because he was useless and probably detrimental to the code.

>>534873120
They're pretty good, I don't know if they're a limited time flavor so I grab them when I can c:

>>534873132
>with discord fully locked down until they suddenly pop the servers up
Honestly just keep it down, what does the discord even offer when all they get is negativity from it?

>>534873052
Its probably all Kay's fault. He HAS to have the server out now. Its his personal passion project and hes controlling and overbearing about it.

>>534873353
Wait a minute... that isn't her game.

>>534873380
no idea but everyone insist on having one these days.

2 Alex videos before EPOCH update... WOW!

>>534873380
Sometimes it’s funny

give me poch or i'm going in the history books

>>534873478
Yeah no shit he wants to have the servers out now, he’s losing a fuck ton of money the more time that passes before he can get us to the cash shop

>>534873484
Some mad lad modded her in, it's cute!

POCHIE NIGHT
ANY MINUTE NOW

>>534873524
I really don't understand why he decided to make a new channel for these videos. These were always the types of things he talked about while playing WoW.

>>534873648
If it was about the money you could crank out a blank 3.3.5 server with a cash shop and make way more money than this ever will.

>>534873741
You are retarded

I can feel a giant pochie inside me. It's coming out soon

>>534873741
you think this sounds like it makes sense

>>534873783
he's right though

>>534873741
Maybe years ago, but no Wrath server has done well in the past almost decade. None of the Wrath players are interested in leaving Warmane.

>>534873882
It wouldnt take 4 years to get running thats for sure. All that time you'd be making profit.

Lever status?

>radio silence

>>534873139
OH N-ICE!

>>534871935
kek thanks

>>534873942
>All that time you'd be making profit.
From who? You think people are going to leave Warmane just because some retard spun up a stock AC server?
People have the same idea as you 100 times a year and they're all DOA.

So it was called "Project Epoch" because that's how long it'll take to release?

Well played.

>>534873139
my ribs are almost done

>>534874101
At the bare minimum they could have made a vanilla+TBC classes in 3.3.5 but without ANY custom content and people would have flocked to it.

Pochie Tuesday for sure!!!!

>>534873946
The levers are being cranked.
The bottlenecks shall be crvshed.

I can feel it... Devs are cooking...
POCHIE soon

>>534874184
yeah i honestly didnt even know there was custom content until the week before "launch"

>pochie tuesday
fucking hell
just think, in one week we're cycling around to pochie monday again
this is the song that never ends